Previous: >>587307460 >NewsAgent Record | Kafkahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185592Agent Record | Robinhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185723Agent Record | Sunbringerhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47172159Version 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCE >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/k6J800BJ7Nchttps://youtu.be/aEq4rW2KbPM (EN)https://youtu.be/W006N8rM4Mk (JP)https://youtu.be/AkWvzeXDUxY (EN)https://youtu.be/5MT2Hsfs4Rw (JP)https://youtu.be/wHxjO2Ut3Ic (EN)https://youtu.be/BBlnJrW0GeQ (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166963All-New Program 10/21 - 12/01Spooky Funhouse Tales 10/22 - 11/30Cyber Miracle Healer, on Duty! 10/28 - 11/16Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 10/28 - 11/09"En-Nah" Into Your3 Lap 11/11 - 12/01Trails of the Hobbling Crow 11/11 - 11/30Repair! Drifting Art 11/16 - 11/30Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/25 - 11/30 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTHOLLOWRUN33INKSHIFT33LEVELUP33 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'!"
>>587362148I've never seen her before, and she keeps brutalizing me, so the term seems appropriate
Season 5 Wise > The Creator > True Enchainer >= Child of Helios > First Gen Void Hunter > Full Power Phoenix >= Shifu >= Void Hunter > Krampus Judge > Obol Squad > PubSec = Suibian Temple > Everyone else
>>587362271
>>587362479i bet krampus boss void hunter lvl
It would be extremely difficult to satisfy all three of them on a daily basis under normal circumstances.
>Yenless Yen Zero
Another day of waking up on this Phoenixless life, hope the pain ends soon...
Sex with Lindverne and Eldreda
vesper for 3.5
WaitIs sunbringer a dragon?Are dragons real?
>>587364650themed, but not dragon thirentheir horns are probably removable
>>587362723
I really hope this is true and we get an Evelyn rerun. I don't care that she's been powercrept. She could be bottom tier and I'd still want her.
>>587364759Would you guys tongue fuck Lindverne's poop hole for 750?
>>587364849i have her at m6 and she's still pretty solid though she still really wants a chain attack disc set that she never got
>>587364849Norma revitalizes her pretty good with all her chain attacks
>>587363470would be nice if this was real
>>587364934I'd do it for free.
>>587365072what even is the real one
>>587364934I'm pretty sure most people would do it for free.
Kafka will help ZZZ make billions. Her inevitable sexy paid skin will also similarly kill billions.
Chances that the HSR banners are gonna be near permanent just like the Fate collab?
Fufu rerun when?
>>587365450>>587364849
>>587365368>>587365125She poops from there...
>>587364849>rerun info>loss poolSo what is it now I don't get it
>finally got the treasure room event in suburban illusion>fucking dog just won't leave me the fuck alone>only get to open one strongboxit was on a good run too, i got 3 stacks of hematite shards and lots of red valuables.
Spit roasting Burnice with futa yanagi
sunna fuarking sunshine, /zzz/'s queen and idol.
>>587365387my hsr-only friend has finally stopped being a loser and said he's going to take the plunge on zzz purely because of this bitch
>>587365623I want to hug her cold body tightly until she warms up
>>587366434>has finally stopped being a loser and said he's going to take the plunge on zzz
Which SB has the best tasting pussy juice?
>>587365785Exactly.
>>587366907all 3 taste the same
>>587366907The one that's fully playable
It's so quiet...
>>587364934I'm anti-rimming Anon yet ethereals don't poop but I still think paying 750 Bangbucks to do it is a bit too much
RERUN FUFU (and don't nerf her buffs!)BUFF CAESARRERUN AND BUFF LIGHTERADD SUPER ANBY TO THE 50/50 LOSS POOLBUFF HUGO AND ADD HIM TO THE 50/50 LOSS POOL
Well, I gave HSR a try and found out it wasn't for me. So now I return to zzz with my tail behind my legs.Am I still on time to pull Phoenix?Also, the few weeks I was over at /hsrg/ it was astounding to see how zzz is some huge general Boogeyman to them. Hilarious.
Oops.
>>587368502You mean to one schizo also hating Dhalia, called btaschizo.And honestly this game isn't in a better state than HSR. Hoyo probably tried too much at once to make sure all their running games are in a good shape.
>>587365785
>>587364934I'd pay 750, yes
>hungry >LITERALLY nothing to eat except a stale piece of bread (1(one) slice) and like 6 stale slices of cheese that got stuck together and some hot sauce>microwave them togetherwhat a feast it was...
>Neo-ZZZ be like
>>587368045Fvark...
tormenting phoenix by forcing her to watch all of forsen's minecraft vods
>>587366907>EldredaActual poison>DracaeneActual poison>LindverneSlightly sweet. Still poison
>>587368664The latest Genshin and HSR EPs show that Hoyo made the mistake of thinking they were Marvel with their multiverse.Zenless keeps getting Honkaified while Star Rail and Genshin get ZZZified, you cannot enjoy the production value of one without also suffering all the Hoyo Specials ™
>>587369159>tfw don't have the guts to hurt her even if she's immortal
it is interesting that phoenie can only actually just fight because it actively pushes her to the brink for ether flare ups, but is too sick to do any practical work in low ether areas
Black Piper.
fixing phoenix by sitting down and watching all of Forsen's subnautica vods with her
tormenting phoenix by not beating her to death with a hammer
I do all of this with Sunna
holy fuck i've just realized that the reason why she's called sunna is becau
Fuck ZZZ.
>>587362479I am pleasantly surpried that they actually designed the pyrois fight just to be unwinnable, I tought that was crumbs for a future boss next patch
>>587370063Zenless Wasted Potential 100.
>>587363642Hiya
>chinese woman leaks out secret identity to the goverment!!!!!!!!
Concept so good it got an expy in its original game.When are we getting albino Yuzuha?
Phoenix ruined my life.
>>587370212Dropped & Sidelined plotline.Zzzdevs are such massive faggots that the couldn't even commit to Phaeton being found out.Zzziggers.
>>587370362I can take on 3/4 of these
Urban Link.As Modern as that.
>>587370526someone woke up with the grumps
>>587370665And someday you are gonna wake up to this piece of shits EOS.Such is life.
>>587370902maybe, maybe notbut it wont be today and theres nothing you can do about it
>>587370902>hoyo game ever eosinganon gun girls Z is still in service in china
Bibian Banshee
>>587371009>gun girls Zfor real?
Things that ZZZ sidelined:>Soul
>titanic will never sink because its too big!this is your brain on chinese propaganda
>>587371084they stopped it because people demanded a character that they had no intentions of making playable, let alone actually model and animate.
>>587371131I'm sending in Yuzuha to bother you
What set off our resident /vmg/ doomposter this time?
>Give me Zenless Zone Zero with Nothing!
Raising my futa wife yanagi's love child with Burnice like a good and righteous stepfather
Licking yanagi's asshole
>>587371218Nice tummy.
>>587371267Nothing in particular.I just felt like shitting up the board.Thanks.
>>587371495Soukaku go to your room
last hour temptation, do i try going to 50/50 for phoenix or do i keep coping with piper remi veli? got 260 pulls right now.
Severian will arrive in 27 hours
desu eos is a better fate than whats happening to hsr and zzz at the moment
>>587371716ahhh, youre an HSR tourist i seegenshin is worse
>587371534Oh, so it's just boredom. Sad and pathetic. You could be doing a million other things to alleviate your boredom but you choose to shit up a thread. Well, whatever. (You) do you. I'm gonna go hang out somewhere else.
From now on, you're my sister from another mister... and another mother!
So who is Sunbringer's BIS stunner? Fufu, Norma or Roxy?
>>587370362
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>>587371954holy shit how did i never make this connection....!!!!!!!
>>587371916Theoretically Roxy, with Foof and Norma like 4% behind her. The difference is so tiny that Roxy isn't worth it.
>>587372117sadly foof stun dmg multiplier wont work for sunbringer now. shes no longer viable for sunbringer
i got a question for everyonewhen you're farming discs, are you satisfied with a +3 in all discs?in my case i feel like +3 in 4, 5 and 6 is good enough since the main stat is random, but for 1, 2 and 3 i want to get at least +4 since the main stat is fixed im okay with a +2 in 4 because fuck getting 1 stat to +3/+4
>>587372228Well RIP. At least Big Norm (tm) still works.
>>587372097Oh, I hadn't thought of that myself actually. Probably a coincidence with how the artist drew that piece, but I wouldn't be opposed to any kind of expansion/connection with the Oni storyline.Sometimes I wish mihoyo would publish short stories or something to add to the worldbuilding, if they won't put some things in-game.
>>587372228What habbened?
>>587371741Smooch
What is Sunbringers BIS team? Robin + Norma?
>>587372292Generally I am satisfied with a +3. Even +2 for the right side discs.
>>587372523~
INTERCEPT SEAL BREAK
>>587372602Roxy and Robin are bis. Norma teams and Claret teams are the next best options.
>>587372519No more armorer compatibility because lmao.
Severian hatefucking Phoenix
>>587372803TURN AROUNDSMASH THEM
>>587372873It’s Waterkuma getting revenge for making fun of Roxy
>>587372602>>587372862Technically Roxy and Robin, but Norma is only a few percent worse than Roxy, and Norma is actually useful on basically any team. Meanwhile Roxy is a giant turd outside of Claret (Norma is only 3% worse), and MAAAYBE M6 Pyrois. Even then Pyrois benefits heavily from chain attacks.
>>587371867Tranny
>>587372728uhm i guess if you have a lot of teams to deal with that makes sense, i been optimizing my only team since i started playing back in 2.7, my only team is remi-veli-phoenix so i try to get them to 30+
funny how twiiter is finally waking up to how yurifags operatejust in time too, they were already starting to encroach on ZZZ after they were done with HSR
>>587372971
Soukaku "Tailless" Senior
maid mommy
>>587371867I liked this line, Phoenix is funny
>>587373240Borderline schizophrenic award
>FakeTruiva gets statue'd to replace OGBringer and save Eldreda from needing to sacrifice herself >Storyteller: "...Shit I kind of wanted my eyes back"
>do you want me to fight..? or cook?
>>587373470I know this one. It's Belle
>>587373432yeah, no
>>587373470Sarah!
>>587373240What is this a gachagrail screenshot? I guess yuri is defeated forever now, good job.
Getting Yuzuha pregnant
>>587370526That's bibi's homdog!
>>587373586>he's been doing it for over two yearsEmbarrassing.
>>587373721defelectionnothing said is a lie
>>587373776Don't eat that
>>587373787check out aetherpag and caluspag to see just how omnipresent it isand how baffling denying it happens isthese people are snakes, they know exactly what theyre doing, and did it many times before
>>587373928Promeia...
But what if you had an Astra Yao girlfriend? How would your life change?
>>587373995dating a celebrity is universally a bad idea
>>587373240This is only a problem in homoyoslop generals. Says a lot about the target audience, or lack thereof.
>>587373995Good fucking LORD look at that chest curtain.
>>587373470Rina...
>>587373757Arguing with Yuzuha about paternity
>take Phoenix to the massage parlor>she picks the most painful package>dislocated shoulder + broken bones>"i wanna do it again!"her being a painslut is the hottest thing mihomo has ever produced
>>587373995Get her and her bodyguard pregnant.
>>587373757Sorry I don't date bullies
>>587374073funny cause it exploded due to them trying the same thing on fucking NIKKE of all things
>>587373240Same exact talking points as the resident schizo that throws a tantrum every other day
>>587373995Piss on her hair everyday.
>>587374335why?
>>587364934All three and free of charge.
>>587373995How can busted old Eve compete with this?!
>>587374227Pretty sure every nikke wants SKK's dick no?
>>587374150Just admit you have a smol pp
>>587374464you'd think that, right?but apparently, theres a lot of yuri in it actually, and youre just a chud homophobe if you complain about it!no joke
Horse milk made the Mongols so strong, they conquered most of the known world. Now imagine what Sigrid milk would do for you.
>>587373240>It always ends the same way. The male MC gets hated and reduced to a joke. The male players get treated like interlopers in their own game. And the whole thing gets rewritten until it no longer belongs to the people it was actually made for.This made me laugh but that was the case with most MC pushers, TV mode is gone, agent stories are gone, the proxies being proxies and not going into the hollow are gone, the criminal background + zhu yuan getting angry are gone, relationships outside the proxy like Jane and Seth are gone or we getting more stuff like Stars Align. Bit hypocritical coming from people that came after and are trying to mold the game into their usual MCslop.powerfantasy
So why hasnt anyone clone zzz today with all the ai and shiet?
>>587374662gaslighting is unbecominggonna spam more ai edits of wise, or are we now gonna pretend it didnt happen, hmmm?
>>587374385It looks so silk and fragrant. The idea or ruining it with my urine makes me rock hard.
>>587374596That's just ragebait.
>>587374662>relationships outside the proxy like Jane and Seth are goneTipping your hand there a bit too hard, shipnig.
>>587374501
>>587374635You become mongoloid.Ba dum tss
>>587368502I think at this point my man it's too late for Phoenix.
>>587374762no it isntand trying to do that just proves me right about you people being snakes
>>587373240Self inserting as male gacha MCs is gay as hell. Literally imagining yourself inside another dude.True heterosexual men imagine their IRL selves having sex with their waifus, and therefore choose the femMC option so they have yet another waifu in their harem. maleMC self inserters deserve their ridicule. Otherwise, the rant is accurate about yurifags and other types who hate things that are made for straight men invading the fandom space. MaleMC self inserters may be pathetic, but they are nowhere near as pathetic as people who play these games while clearly resenting them. The kind who will say a character design is "ridiculous and oversexualised" if her skirt hem sits slightly above her knees.
>>587374781It was just the most obvious exampleEven shit like Nekomata and Anby or literally anything that happens inside the factions outside of the proxies intervention got scrapped
>>587374662MC pandering is far and away the easiest way for Hoyo to make money. They only need to follow a simple formula to satisfy their fantasies.
>>587374885nahimagine yourself *as* another dudeits a form of roleplay and its why some wise art ends up acting a bit diffrent, eveyone has their own slightly diffrent itrepertation of the character they roleplay asits such a simple concept and yet when i explain it to you people its like im talking to baboons about economics
>>587374464Yuri fans were mad because skk actually did something proactive with a popular Nikke that's what they were complaining about iirc.
>>587374920ok, lets flip the script a bit thenthe reason they *dont* do more of that stuff, is because shippers will take it and use it as a weapon to try and drive out self inserters cause they absolutely cannot stand themmeaning, no, mc glazers arent the reason, shippers are
>>587374885True, Belle mogs most zzz girls anyway
Honestly as an HSR player I'm so disappointed by ZZZ's total disrespect of the source material for the collab characters. Kafka's talking animations don't even have this iconic pose from the game, what a disaster.
>>587375140He did proactive things with many Nikkes though.
I have my own OC that I ERP with ZZZ chatbots as. Literally me has the same size dick as I do and last night literally me bred Remielle and made her climax by saying I own her soul.
>>587374885I like Belle as my doting little sister who keeps calling me her onii-chan.
>>587375260you know those cringe memes of a guy asking someone else to photoshop them next to his anime waifu?thats you
This one goes out for all the chatbot users:https://poal.me/liwchd>https://poal.me/liwchdhttps://poal.me/liwchd>https://poal.me/liwchd
>>587375260damn based!
>>587375314>>587375372She was making fun of my above average sized penis, it had to be done.
>>587375260Who is your favorite?
>using chatbots to roleplaythese are the people making fun of self inserters?the sweet irony of it all
>>587375248what's her iconic pose?
was it retarded to skip phoenix as a new player and remi veli haver?
>>587373995would rather have a pulchra or vesper girlfriend
>>587375686Remi and Veli make any anomaly even better, Penix is just overkillRetarded would be not rolling for Sunbringer or Kafka if meta is what you care about
>>587375026If you have to change the character of the MC to match you better, it sounds like the MC was never really that important to begin with. Which is why in most cases you should just skip it.ZZZ is somewhat different in that both proxies are present in the story regardless, so you sometimes get guys like this who choose Wise just to see a specific side of Belle>>587375308But even with that said, Wise doesn't really add anything of value to your self inserting experience. The fact that he's also wimpy even detracts from the experience. Skipping the male MC entirely is almost always the smarter option. You have full control over shaping your relationship with your girls.
>>587375686extremelyunless you have rat or promeia
>>587375781isn't m0 rat = piper?
Here's your Pulchra Fellini, bro
>>587375770FemMC gives you yuribaiting options, and I do not like it. Also what makes Wise wimpy?
>>587375754kafka looks kinda underwhelming, especially for a new player
I self-insert as Fairy and get to help and be praised by my cute master Belle while clowning on Wise all day.
>>587375770you misunderstandyou dont *change* the mc, you intrepert it a slightly diffrent wayit limits your fantasies, but limits is how one has fun with anythingif you treat your imagination as just a open sandbox with no rules, it gets terribly boringof course some respect limits more than others, but thats the same with anything
But what if Lindverne kept you up all night playing Elden Ring on your computer and wearing one of your shirts while you're just trying to sleep?
Do you think they'll give Severian some last second buffs or do they really expect you to pay for a Pyrois sidegrade?
>>587373995*leaks your secret to TOPS*Don't trust Chinese women. Zhu Yuan is a cautionary tale.
>>587373456>The DataBoos now just hear the insane ramblings of a clone with identity and adequency issues
An auspicious Anby appears
>>587375489Well, if I'm to be perfectly candid, none of them. I get the novelty and convenience of them, but any amount of effort put into personalizing and developing the perfect bot waifu I feel I would rather spend geeking out and likely gooning with an actual person.>>587375508Nah I'm joking around, it can't really compare. Ease of access to whatever obscene scenario is one thing, but it doesn't beat an actual social interaction of some kind.
>>587376025i'd love that. i already stay up all night anyway.now imagining sitting on my bed watching lindy play elden ring, eventually falling asleep accidentally, and she crawls into bed and snuggles with me at the crack of dawn.
>>587375942>FemMC gives you yuribaiting optionsYurifags don't like that though. Yurifags want to pair specific characters together and find the idea of a harem icky. So it doesn't actually end up pandering towards yurifags at all. Instead you just get more girls on your screen acting cute for your amusement, instead of for some chinky effeminate dude that isn't you.
Here is your most loyal henchmen.Questions?
>>587376025hmmmm i don't know.... what's her build?
>mc war retards to this dayFor what purpose? The last artist i saw seethe about wise was a thai foid who draws zzz girls fucking animals, futa, and just any ship they can for the sake of spite. Not even xipa is a mc retard and enjoys both wise and belle. Any MC complainer just acts like a performative retard who exists to shit up communities. wuwa is fine with both mcs here moreso than the other site for some reason though.
>>587376114autistic*
What's the 2p set to go for on Sunbringer and what substats to aim for? I have no clue how Armorers work.
>>587376361STR+FAI
>>587376340Belle doesn't feel like a main character though, her being a supportive little sister makes more sense. Also, Wise being loved by some agents unlike most of them who treat the siblings the same made me choose him in the beginning.
>>587376340>Yurifags don't like that though.Yurifag here, untrue!Bibelle is a precious pairing full of love, and as much as I like the Remielle Beliora ship I think RemiBelle is really good too.YuzuAlice is a treatand Astralyn is the OG of coursedon't care too much about Claret and Roxy though.
>>587375942you misunderstand yurifags on a fundamental levelthey want to comepletely erase the mc, the fact yuri is still possible with femc is irrelevant, as long as "the chuds" are happy, they *hate* itits why its completely impossible to co exist, and why they seem to allways be arround said chuds instead of their own mediaits pathological
>>587376591Belle is for Wise though.
dont sanitized yuri spaces hate gushing with magical girls and by extension would hate prillya too? while latching onto madoka and co with would they/will they yuri, only helping for yuri headcanons.
only gacha im fine with male mcs getting shafted is genshin because mc was shafted from the start being short and having his midriff exposed paimon existing as a whole also making it worst
>>587376350Why did they downgrade her so much?
>>587376486All armorers want DEF%, CR%, and CD%. Slots should be 4 CR, 5 PEN/Element, 6 DEF. Sunbringer wants her new 4pc set, with 2pc of the Claret set OR 2pc Puffer (if you're going PEN). As for stats:>129% CR>2500+ DEF (with element or PEN)>all other stats are irrelevant
>>587375770Holy cope
they're actually adding the cool hats from the halloween art
the wimp shit doesnt make sense when its only wise of all gacha mcs to have yumes unsure if gudao or gran had some but you could freely switch mcs there so dunno
>>587376804Belle and Wise is alright, don't particularly love itI only save the cute interactions like what you posted but nothing lewd
Can you pick wich Sunbringer you start as or will it just always be Eldreda?
>>587377180First one is really nice
>>587377180Does Belle also get the hat? I'm curious as to how she'll look since her head is bigger
>>587376048But pyrois is weak as shit...
>>587377390There are plenty of those.
>>587377506she'll get thisno model yet
Buffs when? Skin when?
>>587377728dont give me hope theyll ever add story arts as skins, we're never getting street wear shunko or yakuza fit banyue.
>>587377728I would've bought every skin in this screenshot if they were real, sad
>>587376591You're still focusing on specific ships, not the idea of a harem. You are still looking at it like>The universe where Belle is with Vivian>The universe where Belle is with RemielleMAYBE you'll find some who push the idea of a polycule, but that's not really a harem, since all members are shipped between each other more equally.
>Yuripedos getting uppity after GODverian is projected to outsell Flopret and FlopxyBelle is the canon MC on yume scenearios, trannyslop has no place in a CCP regulated game.
>>587376993>2pc claretnot 2 pc of woodpecker?
>>587374863Insane cuckship BTFO'ing
>>587376059>implying i could keep a secret from TOPS glowniggers to warrant a spy
most zzzigger artists dont even give wise or belle harems its usually max 2 with a pair in mind. well except roxy and claret since they bombed in characterizing both imo, but yeah most youll get are like veli remi, yuzu alize with mc, astra and eve. Though i guess AoD as a whole would count. what i dont see at all are burnice n pulchra with mc its either burnice pulchra or mc x pulchra with the occasional crack ships here and there.
>>587377360No there are definitely yumes for other MCs, I've seen a fair amount of Rover yumes. Wise having female fans doesn't necessarily make him un-wimpy though, many women will have a celebrity or character crush on a guy specifically because of how soft and non threatening he is. Where the wires in their head cross between "Man" and "Aesthetic pretty girl". This is actually how a lot of asian women's mindsets work, hence why so many male gacha characters are pretty and feminine, and why so many male Kpop stars look like women. But it rarely carries over to the real world.
Eve buffs soonEve disk set soonTotal Eve love
>>587378068Woodpecker is only if you can't hit the threshold. If you have her ball, it's largely useless.
>>587377360https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/wisewimp/>960 resultshorsey is just mentally ill. He will keep moving the goalpost despite getting BTFO'd for threads on end. There's no curing him, he has been seething at male MCs since Genshin, probably since HI3.
>>587374863Who gave rapi access to xitter?>>587378243Just didnt imagine m. rover given how some wuwa players in general are pretty deranged. and guess only aether is the outlier of them all with how he was released
>>587378264What would a dedicated Eve disk set look like?
Awaiting further instructions.
>>587377938Yeah I think you're right, harem stuff ain't really for me as a love over lust kinda guyDoesn't stop me from enjoying the yuribaiting here and there since the relations I don't care about I just brush aside, like Shungus' for example.I do wish this game had a deeper relationship level for me to pair Belle and Bibi properly, I'd pair Wise and Mibibi I think.
>>587373240You should be asking yourself why they keep capitulating to vocal minorities
>>587378437Soldier 11, I order you to suck my dick.
>>587378437Please bless my next roll so I can get Normu
>>587374885Holy truth, kill all wisepags, they deserve death for wanting to watch another man fuck their “wives”
>>587376665
>>587370210Hello! Work almost done!Weeklies done as well
Velina telling you she needs your help with something in her room and then locking the door when you gullibly enter.
>>587375260People laugh but this is legit how bad ERPing is currently.Especially kink ERPs. It's either the most half assed people imaginable or slutwhore mcnutslut
>>587378529I like my fair share of yuri but roxy and claret are just presented like shit and utilized like shit, absolutely a fucking waste that they wasted the tsun design on a 99% dere 1% tsun character unless claret was meant to express ereshkigal but even then its still pretty shit. Roxy is entirely one note and likely wont be followed up on unless theres time for her in the coming patches. And the last time there was a slightly mean chinese character the entirety of china shat their pants (aglea)
>>587378692>gullibly enter.I'm not going to second guess Velina needing help in her room. I'm not a schizo.
>>587378437Is she the weakest character in lore?
>>587378846>he trusts people entirely Enjoy getting raped or mugged, fag
>>587378460Vivian works just as well if not more with Wise. Her attraction to (You) is not entirely based on gender, but her perception of Lord Phaethon.
>>587378572She'd do it to
>>587378572>>587379071anon she JUST finished a bowl of spicy noodles
>>587378435>2pc: increase CD by 16%>4pc: each time the equipped agent uses a chain attack, they gain a buff that shreds Fire Res by 12% for 20 seconds. This buff can stack up to 2 times, and using a chain attack refreshes the buff
>>587379143That doesn't mean shit. You won't feel it
>>587378945I will enjoy Velina putting her finger in my ass.
>>587378945>sweet lady asks for help>AIIIEEEEEE IM GONNA GET RAPED ROBBED AND MURDEREDbro?
>>587379294>i should check out this scream of a women in the dark alleys of a city or a forestyoure going to die anon
>>587379040>Her attraction to (You) is not entirely based on gender, but her perception of Lord Phaethon.I know it does, I just like Belle's reactions to Bibi's shenanigans more than Wise's I've seen both And I think Belle would be more willing to chose Bibi as her endgame than Wise, with Wise having way more options.
she giv u this lookwat do
>>587379409Fair
>>587379556I bet she smells nice.
>>587379393I'll tank that.
>>587379393You are my new favorite schizo.
>>587378783Stop going to F-List
>>587379556Smile back?
>>587379393Not even remotely similar, did something happened to you bwo?
S’cole should have been the 3 in 1 DPS.
>>587378679Nice job! I'm yet to do weeklies but done the dailies.
>>587379556My prostate is in danger.
>>587378783Yeah, it was the same back when I still engaged with that sort of thing, too. I feel like at some point there needs to be some sort of personal endgame, a point where you're 'done', whether it's a niche furry adult roleplay forum, or a mongolian basket-weaving forum.Whether you're just giggling typing Dialyn butthole or actually immersing yourself as whatever avatar is actively gaping Rep. 2493's shithole, at some point... you must decide enough is enough, and move on.
>he trusts “””nice””” ladies >then complains when they get robbed by their strong bf in a dark alley or secluded spot Imagine trusting overly nice people when there’s always a motive
>>587375738God owes me a Pulchra WIFE
>>587380408Who is Velina's boyfriend?
Lucky!
>>587380558Me
>>587378783My first (and last) ERP experience with another human was my hunter girl ending up getting KNOTTED by a worgen in WoW, I didn't even intended it to happen it was just casual talk and first and one thing led to another... It's just chatbots now, I don't want that to happen again.
>>587380612Hey, you. Stop using your gf to lure retards to dark alleys.
>>587380637W-why did you capitalize that word though..
>>587380637wheres a good chatbot? ive been using venice because my current set ups not so powerful and i like going to bed and chatting.
>>587380637That's really gay
>>587380612Can you be cool and not mug me? I have no cash and I really don't want to re-download all my phone games.
>>587380545God doesn't exist, though.
>>587374885You will never be a woman
>>587380637You have the mind of a weak willed whore
>>587380685Fine, but it was such easy money….>>587380794Tell me every phone game you have installed or I’ll get my gang of thieving kids to tickle you to death
Fagret and Flopxy flopped. Yurishit flopped
Wise flopped his microcock onto Ben Bigger
>>587380927Right now? Arknights, FGO(jp) Nikke, Umamusume(Global) and Shadowverse Worlds Beyond.Be chill bro I don't remember my Arknights login stuff...
>>587380795Atheistssia probably believes in vaccines and ‘space’.
Your boss!Questions?
>>587381109Can I quit? These hours are too long and Roxy's cheers aren't worth it.
>>587381064So you like to fuck horses, eh? I’ll spare you for now
>>587381109No. A resignation letter.
>will have to 50/50 for M1scary
>>587381109>working for someone who mismanages her finances nonstopSounds like a death sentence.
>Do Hollow Zero>The game mode the entire game is literally named after>It is "it's illegal to have more than 25% health" modifier for the 50th time in a row>Hit level 260 on the XP progression and stop getting additional rewardsBut I don't *want* to play bagel...
>>587381109None presently, milady...
>>587381196Fine, leave. See if I care...
>>587381541This would unironically work on me and get me to toil away for a few more days before I break down from the long hours.
I like to believe on the interknot there are a lot of posts of people asking what these weird cysts under the fur of their thiren wife/gf are and the replies are all>It has now been zero days since a poster discovered their partner's nipples
>>587381624What if Claret tried, TRIED to make small talk with you to help break the monotony and encourage you?
Is the Fufu-Dialyn going to be a great team core for attackers? The numbers look promising.
If Velina is so trustworthy, then why does she need to LOCK the door? I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
Got the coolchad menu skin.
>>587381948She doesn’t flush after clogging the toilet either!
>>587381196What if the cheers were also paired with end of day "good job" pets?
>>587381541Umm, I won't actually see that because I won't be here anymore.*leaves*
>trusting elves
>>587382012>coolchad>AoD Cool Sunna
>>587380786Convinced my boss that $15 a month were needed for software project maintenance, instead I use $10 of those for tokens in deepseek and $5 for keeping a Sillytavern instance running on Railway, bots come from either chub or jannyai and I modify them to suit me>>587380773Even if I'm not a furry it felt appropriate to what happened to my OC.
>>587382172
I love my wife Aria!!!
You can t(h)rust her
>>587382426>Claret piercingsBest part of her design unironically
Gently fondling and teasing Bibi's ears, and Roxy's ears, and Velina's ears, and Remielle's ears, Lyla and Bertha at HIA's ears, Lo at the 404 club's ears, and Hugo's ears(platonically)
>>587381853It's impossible to relax at a job site. 11 hour shifts just aren't meant for a spiritually frail man such as myself.I'd try to tough it out for her though. I'd fail in the end and go back to being NEET but I'd try hard for her.
are sigs still worth pulling with the recent powercreep cycle?
>got woken up by cissia's farts againi hate my life
>>587382090I could maybe last a month before turning into ash.
>>587382673
>popped a chub when I smelled cissia’s farts Am I fucked?
Phoenix Reffaella is making me go insane
>>587383034Look at this dumb cat
>>587383034Fufu!
>>587383220
Pulchra and her sandpaper tongue wrecking my asshole
Should I play Maplestory Classic or Worlo Forever tonight?
>>587383503That would feel pretty unconformtable
>38 hour shift>floor manager, smith, receptionist, event manager, PA to milady>milady doubled the workshop's debt again while having cake in booastrum>so exhausted, get turned into a ghost story about how I appear when I finally get to go home late at night>somehow mistake the bus home for an airship to booastrum>all my friends are via milady, have nowhere to go because anon skipped me
>>587383531Maplestory classic, forever is already declining.
Walking in on pulchra cleaning her asshole with her tongue
Roxy co-worker? Yes? No?
Some bangboo with a number behind random play sells used panties. Who knows to whom they belong to.
Cissia licks the nutrients out of used panties
>>587383531Worlo Forever and we can make an RP guild
Threesome with Bibi and yanagi but I never fuck Bibi I just make her rim my ass and deliver us refreshments and have her rim yanagi
>>587384025What's a new-trent? Is that the crusty flavor flakes?
Yanagi is a man btw
>>587384105My king... will you be rolling for Kafka?
>>587384227You think she's as well endowed under her skirt as she is above the belt?
>>587383545>skipTo be fair, what the fuck does she offer if you already have Norma, Dialyn, and Foof?
>>587384227Sex with men!
>>587384445She’ll be good for armorers.
>>587384227Men are so sexy....
>>587384025This but Roxy and Claret's used pads.
>>587384231No. She's sexo but idk anything about her from her and cumbringer stimulates my penis harder
I would let her fill me to bursting with her cum...
Yanagi rammed her dick down my throat against my will
>>587384025She did lick my cum-stained pants so...
>>587385250>Not consenting to THIS
How does one obtain a Yanagi gf?
I rather have a smelly Belle gf
Making Bibi drink the cum overflowing out of yanagi's pussy
>>587384445From a meta/account building point of view, not much. Containment is kinda good, but not that easy to actually effectively use compared to what the others offer.She's fun to play though, and her ability to gather mobs in Shiyu is nice, so long as its not a cycle of mobs that are too heavy for it. I rolled her knowing what she might be in for. On one hand, we should probably be glad stunner powercreep didn't keep taking as wide jumps forwards as it did with Dialyn.
Yanagi is a jewish male that donates money to Israel
Cute posts are whiteHorny posts are indian
anyone rolling phoenix
Lindverne gf.Yes? No?
Admit it.You would a Roxy Ifrita Pryce.
>>587381320Thats every job ever. No company is responable like youd think.
>>587386029But would she you? That is the question.
We’re all pulling for Foof on her rerun right?
>>587386381>pull for a brick Uh, no
>forgot to do the web check-in before the daily reset againIt keeps happening
>>587386272And at least it's a cute girl mismanaging things instead of fat bat suited man.
>>587385943Everyone did
>>587386381Wouldnt mind getting her but funds going elsewhere.
>>587386381No, she had one of the least inspired designs of 2.X which people only excuse because she's a loli with a cute voice
Never dead?
Yanagi and Soukaku share each other’s diapers
>>587386509Not really. Not like youd see the big boss ever. Just wonder how they keep making bank when their factory is an inefficent mess but still cranks products out. You work for those people cause the pay is decent and the benifets are great.
The sunbringers all wear diapers
>>587386614I’ll take an uninspired character who actually looks cute over the alternative.
1+ year old agents should only be 60 pity tbdesu
A R I ARIA
>>587386865Every other loli in ZZZ mogs her deisgn-wise, people only like her because of the drought of loli characters at the time of her release.
Got in the thread to say that I want to have sex with Yanagi have a good day
Yanagi never changes her diaper
Piper is the worst looking agent in the game and I'm convinced that anyone that gaslights themselves into liking her is just trolling
Burnice is the worst looking agent in the game and I'm convinced that anyone that gaslights themselves into liking her is just trolling
Piper is the best looking agent in the game and I'm convinced that anyone that gaslights themselves into hating her is just trolling
If there was a character that ever legitimately wore a diaper it would be Piper for those long-haul trucking sessions between bathrooms.wait, isn't the entire habitable world only like 20 miles wide? How does a long haul trucker exist in this setting...
the horns help guide your hand to exactly where you should headpat
Aria is the cutest looking agent in the game and
>>587387779...her ahoge?
Aria was scrapped for parts
Phoenix Reffaela is on her way out!Well? What are your honest and ultimate thoughts on her?
>>587387775>wait, isn't the entire habitable world only like 20 miles wide?Isn't it more like pockets strung along like the outer ring with the city being the "main" spot left for humanity
>>587387779the horns are what you should be stroking, actually.
Aria is the worst looking agent in the game and I'm convinced that anyone that gaslights themselves into liking her is just trolling
>>587387803Every single person in the universe is saying this.
>>587387954harsh trvke
>>587387954proofs?
>>587387953Sometimes I miss my autistic mono-cryo wives.
>>587387953It's so funny how they can't actually show her stroking the horns because it'd look too jank so they just have her hand go offscreen
>>587387914Best girlBest fetishBest conceptBest EPHottest girlGreat skinReally funnyMade me skip Sunbringer
>>587388184Yeah, though ZZZ still needing to have the screen go black whenever a character turns around to face you is kind of worse
Are you sure you'd want an aristocrat as a wife? You're just a basic person, the lower middle class. You could never match her tastes.
I really hate aria
>>587387904I wouldn’t mind an IC made up of various scrapped parts.
>>587388184if that event happened today it would be hand-animated. They really jumped their cutscene budget around the time Varesa launched. I think it was because they took on a lot of the ZZZ team.
>>587388364SEEEEEX
Convincing Yuzuha to try anal
Yuzuha sharting on your penis as a jumpscare
>>587388342Small indie company, please understand.
>>587388471Oh sweetie, if you can't get deep enough to penetrate then it's just called hot-dogging
>>587388364I'm gonna try for an uptown girl.
Sunna said she hates poor people and third world trash on her livestream….
Remielle Dan maid!Your first orders?
>>587380037What's the plan for today? Think I'm gonna play some old games besides ZZZ bageslop
>>587388591Aieeeeee
>>587388364I dont have interest in the aristocray. She can pleases all the dirty peasants she wants for all I care.
Intro]Oh, oh-oh-ohOh, oh-oh-oh[Chorus]Uptown girlShe's been living in her uptown worldI'll bet she never had a diaper guyI'll bet her mama never told her whyI'm gonna try for an uptown girlShe's been living in her diaper worldAs long as anyone with hot blood canAnd now she's looking for a diaper manThat's what I am[Verse 1]And when she knowsWhat she wants from her timeAnd when she wakes upAnd makes up her mind[Pre-Chorus]She'll see I'm not so toughJust because I'm in love with an[Chorus]Uptown girlYou know, I've seen her in her uptown worldShe's getting tired of her sex toysAnd all her presents from her uptown boysShe's got a choice[Refrain]Oh, oh-oh-ohOh, oh-oh-oh
Revenge porning Sunna
>>587363642Play the game instead of shitposting allday!!!!
>>587389117thats not the lyrics sunna...
>>587388817Please tell me it's going to be okay
WHAT DO I DO???
>>587388364I could try. Even aristocrats have to respect earnestness.
>>587388376nobody is saying this at all
Hottest parry button
>>587389117Diaper guy? What?
>>587389450
>>587389302It’s not?!? I’m such a dumb bitch…. Nangong was right, I should just kill myself….
>>587389475Get Penis and her engine then skip until Snicole/Storyteller
>>587389505brownest poster
>>587389719Kafka would not rape you.
>>587389638Why skip Sunbringer?
Not the Wisepag cuck poster…
>>587389719Kino
WHERE are we headed?
>>587389519Do you have a problem with guys wearing diapers?
I require a Yanagi gf.
Hey, Yixuan, still single and lonely, depressed and infertile? You are? Haha, that's our Shifu for you!
>I actually wanted to invite Evelyn but MHY didn't code that in.
Anton raped fufu….
>Enter a serious relationship with your preferred Sunbringer>Eventually get her pregnant>She gives birth>It's a Dead End ButcherWould you try to raise your ethereal child without knowing if it'll eventually become sentient or just kill it before it becomes dangerous?
>>587390340Haha no
>>587389638What about Norma and Severian? They're meta too.
>>587390590Fufu better watch out because I’m gonna knock her up next
Your date for the afternoon.Questions?
>>587389656You don't need to introduce yourself bro
>>587390838That can't be me.I won't date foxes.
>>587389852Why not?>>587390701Everyone but Roxy is meta on their release
NPC sex
>>587390838Bro, that’s my mom…
BIBIAN BANSHEE
Hello bwos
>>587390838
>>587390838Care for a slice of melon, my love?
Hi.
>>587390872>so desperate to fight back, the best he could come up with in 15 whole minutes was a scenario that paints him as transKEEEK
>>587391379you sound mad
>>587390572>become sentientWe test aggression before sentence
>>587390838Suck my stomach i, fix my hair and try to not embarass her.
>>587390838What's my date for the night?Looking forward to that one instead.
>>587391427He's projecting, don't pay him any mind
>>587391538Mibibi doesn't seem like the type to care about her boyfriend having messy hair.
>>587390435What's the problem? It's THE Astra Yao gracing you with her presence.
>>587391372Hi bibian
It's not really working out, Miss Hoshimi. I think we should break up.
>>587390838Where can I find a decent watermelon in winter? Kinda want to make a decent first impression before her father orders a hit on me
>>587391742I like the blondie a lot more.
>>587391571
Phoenix is even guaranteed to outsell Sunna.Enough beating around the bush. Why did 2.6 fail?
>>587390572>Would you raise your child if they were cool as fuck Dunno man. I'm not sure if I want my son(?) to be so much cooler than me.
>>587392103Evelyn is hotter, hottest agent in the game, but she gave up all her personality to be Astra's plank of wood. Imagine turning this down. Couldn't be me. Astra is number 2 in terms of beauty, but her personality is top tier. She's almost perfect. AND she'd probably want a threesome with Evelyn anyway because the 2 are tied at the hip. Just say yes and stop being stubborn. She has enough money to Epstein you, ya know? As Evelyn says, Astra gets what she wants.
>>587391797Very well, boyfri- my friend. A separation is agreeable, although I shall miss your gifts of melon, worship of my body, and frequent sexual encounters, I shall use my newly free time to focus on training.I shall remain in your phone's contacts should you wish to renew our relationship. Would you be amenable to a seasonal encounter during thiren mating season?
>>587392395
>>587392395My heart belongs to Evelyn. Sorry. Astra is fine and all but Eve's personality appeals to me more.
>>587392395Yeah pretty much. I wanked off to this yesterday and it had a similar premise.
>>587388836Fire Emblem Three Houses! Doing Golden Deer on Maddening
>>587392503I would absolutely choose a night with Dracaene over Astra and Evelyn, but the Sunbringers are NOT hotter than them.
Phoenix flopped and Evelyn is ugly af
>>587392646>>587392654>Look, manager. >I like you.>And I want you.>Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.>The choice is yours.>But Astra Yao.>Gets.>What.>She.>Wants.
I’m a small dick wisepag…
>>587393006Getting raped by Astra is a worthwhile price if I can spend time with Evelyn.
Hm.. did someone say FUFU?
>danbooru still downfuuuuuuckgelbooru is shiiiiiiiiit
>>587392725Honestly I replied by accident it was just a random post but:I like skirts.I can't get over Eve's personality void, makes her sound like she'd be a dead fish in bed or worse; she'd tell me how Astra does it.I hate Astra, her entire characterization points towards her being a shallow slut using a friendly and affectionate personality just to be popular and manipulate people.
>>587393006Hawt
>>587393141gelbooru just scrapes 99% of its images from danbooru anyway
>>587393006>But Astra Yao.>Gets.>What.>She.>Wants.She wants to give birth to Wise's kid?
>>587393006
>>587393305Someone should shoot that ugly hellspawn
>>587393441You shouldn't talk about your sister like that
I dont want to hang out with Astra to get Eve. Can someone take care of her?
>>587393351Blowing Eve's back out in front of Astra would be awesome.
>>587393305Cute
Are we excited for Kafka?
Astra and Evelyn wear adult diapers
>>587393351>>587393539You can only have sex with Astra while she's holding hands with EveYou can only have sex with Eve while she's holding hands with Astra
>>587393196I understand being jaded, but Astra is legitimately as good natured and bubbly as she presents. Have you played her special episode? She's as naive and hopeful as you can get outside of Soukaku. She's not a manipulator beyond throwing tantrums and pouting to get Eve to let her do what she wants. She doesn't scheme. Also>slutLiterally nobody in the cast except for Wise and Belle can be seriously thought of as such, and even that's down to player choice. People meme about Nicole, but that's just because being in debt as a woman is usually associated with blowing dicks to keep your fingers and toes. Astra isn't one of my favorites, but I don't hate her.
>>587393530I'll bite the bullet if you buy a milkshake and a cheap burger.
I'm gonna dick pull Eve
Wisewimp poster should hang himself
>>587393539
>>587393006I'd like to believe that Astra always have the hots for Wise and the moment she realized that he have the hots for her as well, she took full advantage of it.
Good morning Juniors, Shifu here with positive encouragement and factsClinical studies show that the average erect human penis is 12.9 to 13.97 cm (5.1 to 5.5 inches) in length, with an average erect circumference (girth) of about 11.5 to 11.9 cm (4.5 to 4.7 inches)
>>587364934Lindverne is so much better than her sisters its unreal
>>58739383011cm isn't so bad then I guess.Thanks Shifu.
>>587393665>burger
this is highly relevant to bagel
>>587393627Very much so actually, she looks amazing.
>>587393791Yep
Hm... I sure thought someone said Fufu. Oh well. Come here little kitty... keep this lonesome tiger some company.
Kafka would slap you if she knew you were staring at her ass like that.
>>587393970Burgers are the cheapest fast food we have locally.
>>587394058My cock uses rapeIt’s super effective
>>587393830What's Shifu size?
>>587393973Except for Pulchra
Wise can’t stop dicking shotas, he’s such a fag
TOPS is better than Gayor Gayflower
>>587393627Yes!i'm gonna try to go for m3 w1.
>>587370362No.Where is Hu Tao? Yuzuha/Burnice/Shungy all faailed becoming her expy, just bring over Hu Tao already
>>587388364Given that Velina is willing to hook up with Wise, I'd say she doesn't care about status
>>587383804If she deletes "milady" from her vocabulary, sure
>>587394305We hate that dumb bitch
>>587383653>>587384062Which is it?!
>>587393653Wasn't that the event of Astra's patch? I think I did but I admit I have done my best to forget all her stories.>People meme about NicolePersonally I never have, her interactions never hint at her being hedonistic and while she's kind of a bitch at first we know she has a heart of gold. She somewhat dresses like a cheap whore because she's punk and part of the underground.There are others in the cast I would consider sluts or potentia sluts but don't wanna get into it.Anyways>Astra is legitimately as good natured and bubbly as she presents.You aren't tricking me Chicken Fried Rice, I know whose alt this is.
>>587393850Dracaene's one contribution was Pyrois and Eldreda doesn't exist so it's not like miss claps-for-pancakes has much competition
>>587394371But then she can't slip up and accidentally call you "milady"
>>587394551>Eldreda doesn't existShe's trying her best
If I stopped playing when this girl came out, is it worth coming back?
I-it's the way I was born...
>>587393830I'm literally the highest average thank you shifu
>>587389852Anyone who advises to skip Sunbringer is a dracaena pedo. They can be ignored.
anyone pulling velina’s engine?
>>587393850She is and I'm weak and have saved this art like 6 different times.>These aren't new right?https://x.com/zeernar/status/2120144063181824341They were already part of the showcases this is just an allin1, right?I don't love how everyone does the same move, Kafka's sprint is too similar to Eve and Eldreda could use her spear to pivot or something.We're also missing (I assume it is happening) the usual VH cruise mode.
>>587394779So your horns was always your erogenous zone?Hold still while I keep kissing it
>>587394779lindverne realistically wouldn't care but if it bothered you she could make it bigger with her ability
Cissia is cannon now? Holy based.
>>587393830I am once again asking for continent-specific averages instead
>>587394779She can fix that. In fact, she might have to in case her super radio-active boss-level cunt melts it off. But then your new one can probably withstand the power of a Sunbringer's enchainer death hole.
>>587394948If so she's a helpless lolicon these days.
>>587394551Lindverne is so much better than (most of) the entire cast its unreal.
>>587395128>Selling Belle off to Claret to pay for a lifetime supply of porcelloy condoms
>>587395331Belle is too loose to fetch a high price, fufu on the other hand...
>>587395501Claret can’t be trusted around lolis
>>587395072By continents we have:First is Africa, with average going from 5.5 to 6.3 in (14.0 to 16.0 cm) with Cameron (6,56 in/16,67cm) and Sudan (7,07 in/17,95cm).Second is South America, with average going from 5.5 to 6.5 in (14.0 to 16.5 cm) with Ecuador (6.93 in/17.61cm) and Bolivia (6.50 in/16.51cm)Third is Europe, with average going from 5.1 to 5.7 in (13.0 to 14.5 cm) with France (6.20 in/15.74cm) and Netherlands (6.14 in/15.60cm)Fourth is North America, with average going from 5.1 to 5.5 in (13.0 to 14.0 cm) with Canada (6.19 in/15.72cm) and United States (5.35 in/13.58cm)Fifth is Asia, with average going from 3.9 to 4.7 in (10.0 to 12.0 cm) with Japan (5.34 in/13.56cm) and South Korea (5.18 in/13.15cm)
>>587395260>>587394948Careful with the horns, they're resilient but her psyche isn't
>>587394873What's your gripe with the cute and loveable Parry Button?
>>587395260This is because she clapped for pancakes once and instantly won
>>587395627Damn I gotta drink more Maple Syrup or I'll fall into the average
>>587393128I pet this
I have horn fatigue
>>587394779
>>587394873>Dracaene>advising anyone to skip the flash panties button
>>587395914
>>587396094yuzuha loves small penis because it's fun and easy to tease and love
OHMYGODCAKE
>>587393239People use Danbu's tag wiki for slopping because of cross-linking, recommendations and combination rules
>>587395275did you bring enough to share with the class?
What is there to like about Remielle? She doesn't have a good personality and she doesn't even like you.
>>587396108
>>587361739
Remielle BPH...
>>587396565Chuds want to be seduced by a Jewish lesbian.
>>587396565>she doesn't even like youDoesn't that make it better?
>>587396496talented musical wife
fufu beta nerf when?
How much longer until I can roll for my mom?
>>587395627>penis size inversely correlated with IQAny smart guys in the thread?
Kissing Yuzuha in public
>>5873969018 inch having super scientist genius philosopher right here.
>>587395128>letting Lindverne Genesis Reconstruct youThat's Dracaene's forte, letting Lindverne do it is a recipe for something weird
>>587396565Seductive birdwife
>>587397205Someone look at the pixels and tell me if she's got a penis under there...
>>587397206You just need to describe how it looked like. No issues, right? Just don't be like >50cm long, 20cm bigAnd then complain.
>>587397205
Roxy Ifrita Pryce gf. She's yours now.How does life change?
>>587397164Smooch
Thoughts on miss Evelyn Chevalier going into the 50/50 pool?
>>587397686Are all Fire Attackers just worthless now?
>>587397776Being Anby here would be pretty good
>>587397686Good, higher chance for me to get her now.
>>587397483>No issues, right?Unless she has an intrusive thought about Dracaene
>>587397205>>587397776IS THAT
Ok this is good porn
>>587397789They're just kind of powercrept. It happens.
>W
>>587397573I'd make her happy.She'd make me happy.
>>587396901>>penis size inversely correlated with IQIt is kinda known that generally people with big dicks have a small brain
>>587397573I am bankrupt due to needing to buy Flint family blood for her every day
>>587397573I'd buy her contacts and tell her to grow her hair out.
>>5873968063 weeks
>>587397205>>587397686Keep going?
>>587398187>buyIt's part of her employee benefits
>>587397112god i love titty and ass and destroying my enemies
>>587397885Come here, butt cop
>>5873969016.5in with 5.5 girth and 154 IQ, you have no reason to believe me but I am fairly certain there's no correlation
>>587397483She's making it barbed, knotted and bioluminescent because it's cool
>>5873969017.2.I don't consider myself dumb.
>>587398560Nangong Yu buttsex
>>587396901I'm stupid and my dick is 4~ inches.No correlation.
>>587396901The logical conclusion is that women are geniuses unless it underflows or it includes another variable such as breast size
Can you guys not spam porn and shit the thread up
>>5873969016.5" and 132 IQ Bibi lover here
uh oh pedobrown melty
>>587398306Alright, alright, I may have the smaller penix here.. Can't recall which cycle it was, but there was one cycle I didn't get a kill with this team. Adversity is a different beast though.
>>587398560No. Aria clank sex? Yes.
got 50d by Veli's weapon, zzz HATE
>>587398673disturbing torso length
Having a bigger cock means higher chance of being stupid because big penis = you're an alpha etc etc etc and you can resolve every problem with itBut of course not everyone is like this thankfully
>>587398680OK, which agent is the most likely to become National Socialist?
>>587398780Be disturbed
>$10.000.000 USD before taxOR>The ZZZ agent of your choice becomes real, your gf/bf and will never cheat on (you)
>>587398801Lmao no
>>587398801Having a big cock doesnt mean shit if you can't use it besides peeing.
Why do so many big cocked geniuses play zzz? Are the hoes really that horrible?
Look at how athletic the Angels are.
>>587399005I'll take the money. This world is not worthy of my wife. I won't subject her to this reality.
>>587399005I'd always take Norma before ten dollars
>>587399005>Choose Lind>She utilizes her powers to make us moneyAlso>Before taxIt's not that much money, solves my life sure but it ain't making me omnipotent
>>587398801Some research indicates that a bigger cock means more pleasure for the man, although there is some debate as to why this is. I personally just think it's because it's a larger proportion of your body and therefore the dick can overwhelm you more easily.Which has, naturally, led to having a fetish for hypercock...>>587399005>Choose Astra, Velina or bibi>They pay for everything anywayCheckmate, athiests.>>587399027If I had a cock too big to fit in a woman I would die happy, probably after a marathon masturbation session...
>>587394767please respond
>>587399036>Are the hoes really that horrible?As a girlfriend haver, yes, I'd much rather be single and cranking it to Velina all day
Rina would NEVER cheat on you
>>587399005Eldreda could easily make 10 millions with Genesis Reconstruction anyways
>>587399254Yes bro save up and roll Kafka next patch.
>>587399251Wait, wouldn't it be the other way around because nerves or something
>>587399251>If I had a cock too big to fit in a woman I would die happyAren't you selfish anon?
>>587399254It’s okay overall
>>587399036I can't exactly pull it out in public and intellectual talent isn't an attractive trait for hoes, might help when I get older but It's not like I am doing finance.
>>587399005My first instinct was money since I don't want a relationship but maybe dating someone would fix me.I'd rather have someone compatible pick me though.
>>587398680Horsepedo spam will continue until the thread forgets that his yuri-incestpedoshit flopped.
>>587396496
>>587399005>all of these anons just wanting the girls to print more moneyI'm taking Phoenix, doesn't matter if I end up using most of my income in her insulin, leather belts, medical bills and glucose packs.
>>587399273Only if I ask her to take care of guests
>>587399710not cheating because you'd ask her and she'd do it for you because you're a freak but she'd still love you
>>587399005>reject 10m>become even richer
Any other large-penised barbarians going for Kafka mindscapes?
>>587398680It's improving the thread, chudbeit. I wish they posted more.
oh shit it exists.
>Evelyn may be joining S11 in the bargain binwow fire attackers are worthless
Who can they even add if they ever do HSR2?Firefly is off the table because she is bascially THE ML bait girl for HSR, like everytime she's on screen with TB it's basically a romance movieEveryone knows a male won't sell in this gameAnd all the other options are irrelevant. Yes that includes Sparkle regardless of what Sparklefags think
>>587397358Apparently its ai, according to the taghttps://www.sotwe.com/hc_kamicore
>>587400047And electric anomalies are worthless too
>>587399005you can't buy lovealso>before tax
>>587399683Chisa
>>587400061Anon... the reason Sparkle isn't coming is because she's unironically too big for this mid as fuck collab.All chosen chars are the definition of mid.People KNOW Sparkle anyway. When a collab happens they see mid shit like Robin or Kafka and then go like "oh they are from that game with Sparkle? Maybe I check it out".We are talking about a Hoyo only collab. Some chars are simply too known.
>>587400061Acheron
>>587400402Sparkle is irrelevant, stop being delusional.
>>587399005zzz agent becomes real, but theres no implication that she/he will be your gf/bf. So the second part just means that if you do have one they won't cheat on you. i'll take the cash.
>>587399591Phoenix is a hazard and while she'd probably not be my first choice if I couldn't use her for profit the SB would still be an amazing girlfriend
>>587400047>wow attackers are worthlessAll you had to say. And yes we've known this since 1.0.
>>587400457>but theres no implication that she/he will be your gf/bf.reading comprehension 100
>>587400457>theres no implication>>587399005>becomes real, your gf/bf and will never cheat on (you)>andThat and is doing a lot of heavy lifting despite the lack of Oxford comma
>>587400061I want the new girl, she's pretty hot. Pretty easy to justify too since she's a god who just does whatever for the lulz.
>>587400402Isn't Kafka the collabslut? But Robin over Sparkle still makes no sense
>>587400061I'll take a Genshin collab and Mona's hips and ass instead, thanks. They got shotguns and spaceships and shit in that game now, they're urban enough
>Phoenix gf>spends most days sleeping when recovering from SUICIDE attempts>no Krampus IRL so she's just a cute and VERY big drain on your wallet>but hey at least shes cuteidk anon...this might not be the best choice..
>>587399273She can't cheat since no one want to date her after finding out that she's able to lactate breastmilk despite not being a mother, at least not yethttps://files.catbox.moe/mhlsh1.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/660ory.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/it3y58.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/x8w2ii.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ydayv0.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/4uqifb.jpg
>>587399781she really is the best isn't she...
>>587400689Is this AI?
>>587400734She's too nsfw for Zenless unless we get her censored variant
>>587399591>using Norma as a money printerNo way lol
Yuzuha dyes her hair red
Penis just wants someone to really take care of her and worry while loving and cuddling herthen she'd become a yandere possessive attachedShe'd threaten you with suicide
>>587400979Nah
I don't care, she's perfect to me and I WILL make the money for her.
>>587400772She tests medications in her free time
>>587400920its shart rail so yes
Does a Bibian Banshee gf yield a positive return on investment?
>>587400920No, it's Aha.
>>587401039>then she'd become a yandere possessive attachedBefore or after the unprotected handholding?
Teasing Seed about the time you saw her naked and making her face turn bright red as she melts into a hot, sweaty, steamy, sticky, flustered, embarrassed horny mess with pokey nipples that everyone can see!Me: *Giggle* ...And your chubby jiggly little naked pale buttcheeks! *Giggle*Seed: ...J-J-J-J-Just shut up, you jerk...! I-I-I-I need to use the bathroom, so--Me: *Giggle* To masturbate~~! <3Seed: SHUT UP! Y-You creep! I-I-I have to pee!*10 minutes later*Me: That was a long pee~Seed: W-W-Well, turns out that I had, you know, more...stuff to do.Me: Musta been real good to make you moan and shriek~! <3Seed: I DIDN'T DO THAT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! (oh my God he heard me?!)
>*coughcoughcouchHACK* *clutches chest* *wheeze* *convulses* *slumps over* *dies for a little bit* *shits self*Oh, don't worry! I'm still kickin!
>>587401415During
>>587401361>Does a Bibian Banshee gf yield a positive return on investment?NoBibian wife however.....
>>587401378You can keep your slop.
>>587400061>>587401378>>587400689>>587400402>please notice HSR!pathetic HRTrannies
>>587401613I love the bibibow
>>587401996>please notice HSR!Alrighthttps://files.catbox.moe/jg2ndi.mp4
>>587400689How does HSR have a character design that's more urban than anything that's come out in ZZZ for the past half year?
>>587402157Thank you for posting the loudest mp4 on the internetIt wouldn't be the same if it didn't give me hearing damage
>>587400061It will be that beauty knight and SILVER WOLFThey package male and female if not him it's gambler boy
Goodbye Phoenix, I would've rolled for you if it weren't for the Sunbringers
>>587402428
>>587402474>They package male and femaleSince when is Robin a male?
did phoenix do good? where's my charts
>>587400581I just assumed the poster was ESL and filled in the gaps even though I saw the logic flaw.
>>587401361She's a highly skilled woman but her entire character falls apart in a world where Fateon doesn't exist so idk
>>587402742I'm saying that they will trust because it's only option besides rappa
>>587402859Without Pheathon to obsess over she would just choose someone else of an aspirational or niche appeal.Or she would dedicate herself wholly to an unseemly hobby.
>>587402759>where's my chartslocked behind a $20k paywall hindi bro
>>587403224Me femra thinks you may have posted this in the wrong thread, sis..
>>587400061Mini Herta and Rappa
Do I roller Velina ball now?
>>587403224oh right, regional matchmaking just launched today, didn't it...https://youtu.be/I4O5CVvwgFI
>>587403409Cissia cute
>>587403409Billy hands
cissia doesn't believe that the moon is real because if it was real it would've gotten eaten by the space mice ages ago
I want to poke Phoenix with needles and for her to poke me back
>>587403873Nice try, but most of the moon got turned from cheese into Hollow before she was born, so the space mice never had time to eat all of it!
>>587404290
Well come and well met, my brave little sparkHow long you've wandered, burned bright as a star...Oh, I have awaited you patiently all this timePast every fate, now sing with me once more, share of your lifeFar greater than memory, its loss and love words cannot hold.Boundless, the tale overflowsand carries your light out to seaDeep, dark, far away, I have heard your voice, weighed your every choice,Now our hands join 'round the meaning you sought.I'll catch your tears,quench your fears with joy,til you near the shore,where in time,All shall as hope be reborn.Hush love, close your eyesand in sleep abideAs sun's distant lightechoes down to dream, belowKnow you will wake, on winds rise again,for this journey's endis but one step forward to tomorrow...
>>587404826Thanks Rina, I heard it in my heard.Miss you...
>>587399576For... handholding?
>>587404692Shut up and let us bang clankers.You can join us, I'm not selfish.
おぉ...
>>587404826SHADAAAP!!!1
>>587405412>>587405412>>587405412
>>587405448>>587405448>>587405448
>>587405424>>587405424>>587405424
>>587403998Cissia ass is small because there's no cheese in her diet, only eggs and egg accessories.
>>587405452>>587405458>>587405462
make a 4th thread
>>587405452>>587405458>>587405462Bruh
>>587405452>>587405458>>587405462Seriously?
Oh well. Fufu decided to just stay here.
>>587405452>>587405458>>587405462Holy mother of retards
>>587402946Rappa is never happeningHer patch was so hated they made another patch that retconned her patch out of existence.
