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https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24316733/Big 6v6 news
>>587392152The's
>>587392314>>587392152Bunnyhopps models
>>587392262Imagine being so stupid you prefer 5v5
>>587392262Imagine being so based you prefer 5v5
>>5873922625v5 killed the tank role.
>mercoid calling anyone stupidNigga you're literally too dumb to play Juno lmao
good night hanasgood night junosgood night kirikos
need Mongolian hero desuor any central asian niggaimagine an uzbek hero shit would be so money
>>587392262>There are also some matchmaking changes shipping with Season 6 that we theorize will keep queue times more manageable. As always, our team will be carefully monitoring those times to ensure everything stays healthy!FUCK NO
>>5873925266v6 has a way bigger problem with not having tank players above gold. Turns out a mode where the entire game revolves around only shooting tanks is actually not fun once you know how to play the game.
>tfw they turned hog into a good character so this pic isn't as impactful anymore
What would you do if Junker Queen and Domina were tag-teaming you?
>>587392836I'd be in heaven.
>>587392262>6v6 open queue and role queue at the same timeSo people will still play open queue because 2-2-2 queue times will be awful.
Do DPS and Support players even realize that they will be having 20 minute queues in gold while Tanks have insta ques if they switch back to 6v6?
>Hog unloading his scrap into Junker Queen's wasteland
>>587392661The devs clearly have data that shows long queues are the #1 cause of people dropping off the game, which is an issue that compounds on itself. They're clearly trying to prevent this failure cascade at all costs.
>>587393045They probably left comp open queue to placate streamers
Hey, it's Kiriko
>>587393182omg hi the most precious
>>587393050Tanks always have insta queues. That's one of the biggest reasons why "hybrid queue" was such a profoundly retarded idea since it made tank queue worse because now to be guaranteed a tank you'd have to queue DPS instead.
>>5873922625v5 tanks are just too much of a menace, if your team can't work together it instantly shows as the enemy zarya becomes a lobby admin and you just know you're in for wasting 15 minutes of your time. At least in 6v6 you can solo tanks.
Mei's ass is my favourite character.
>>587393316post the non-edited version with her ass hair
>>587393050That was for role queue, 6v6 open queue times are instant.
Kirikobros, I'm sorry for being such a failure.
>>587393129Queue times are dictated by the tank population. Just stop treating tanks like 2nd class citizens who are only there to create enjoyable games for the support cashcows.
>>587392262My guess, supportrannies who love hiding behind big fat guys and hog, ball and doom players larping as tanks are the ones carrying 6v6 stats
>>587393459Tanks are as babied as support.
>>587393571Only reintards. Ball got his balls cut for annoying the mercy players.
>>587393448https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_No_worries.ogg
>>587393741go play rein against mei zen bro
>ball gets a perk that negates any counterplay >WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BLIZZARD SO MEAN 2 ME Every single person who plays ball is a degenerate pedophile
>>587393459>>587393312>tanks are 2nd class citizens>tanks are a menace and lobby admins
>>587394071Tanks cry the most out of anyone and second place isn't even close. You'd have to filter down to only specific characters in other roles like genji to match the pure levels of diaper shitting tank players do on a normal day.
We need more loud and obnoxious characters desu
>>587394231lol no mercy mafia cries the most
>>587394479They're largely irrelevant these days and even still that's 1 character vs an entire role.
When did you realize Brig is the best?
>>587394532*gasp*You think so?
>>587393502I prefer playing tank in 6v6 because you're less of a lightning rod for hate and blame
>>587394526they literally just like 2 months ago cried and got a small little nerf reverted and got a literal bug added into their base kit
>>587394532when i could shield bash-melee-whipshot combo people, murdering them without any counterplay 8 years ago
>>587394686>2 monthsits every day with tankoids
>>587394532Other than on release, probably when the switch to 5v5 happened and her survivability stood out more
>>587394830every hour with supportoids
>>587393459Tanks are always going to be the least popular role for reasons entirely independent of balancing:>You're always the primary target of enemy aggression, and enemies are very likely to swap to counter you specificallyNot everyone wants that kind of pressure.>Playing tank well often means watching your team have all the funNot many find that rewarding>You're at the front of the team so everyone can see your screwupsAgain, not everyone wants that kind of pressure.There's no "incentivizing" playing tank because it takes a certain kind of person to want to play tank. So you can only reward people who were going to play tank anyway.
>>587394258We need more loud and obnoxious goody two shoes' heroes like Juno, Wuyang, Anran, Sierra, D.mon, Venture, Kiriko, and Mizuki
>>587395073Most of them aren't loud
I fucking love to be stomped 8 games in the row.
>>587395734Why are you so bad at the game?
>>587395787bad genes?low iq?
I wanna play Domina cause she's hot but she seems really weak, how do I get good at her?
>>587396364You basically have to hope the enemy team don't have brains and are intimidated by your big shield so they don't run at you. And land your crystal nuke for lifesteal.
>be tank>only one killing anything, dps are useless>entire enemy team swaps to counter me>lose
>>587396561replay code?
QT fiery muscle Italian gf
I don't know why, but this is less tilting than a single loss in 5v5.
Would your Overwatch waifu like you though
I only play qp :|
>>587396923>>587397089
>>587397089nah qp is the most insufferable garbage
>>587397065Shion would make me her free-use meatbag, so that works out for both of us.
>>587397065Junker Queen? I would hope so, she's pretty lenient of having losers around.
>>587397065None of my waifus would tolerate me at all
Hey y'all nigger lovers I've got a question. I've got the platinum trophy on my PS4 Slim, If I'm a good goy and I pay 799 heckerinos dollarinos for a PS5, would a nigga borrow the PS5 platinum trophy too or would I need to grind the fuck out of it TWICE?By the way, I'm Diamond on console but niggers are as moronic as gold so I just delete the game (but I might re install it because I'm a filthy blizz whore, can't help myself).Answer it, now.
>>587397231Shion would hold my hand and say I'm not like the other humans.
>>587397539ye
>>587397539It should be the same game shouldn't it
name my night elf druidto follow compliance here is a symmetra skin that should've been barefoot
Symmetra's got grippers?
>>587397932Symmetra or Artemmys
I'd prefer if they stopped making her lighter skinned in every appearance than she's intended to be.
>>587398139you need two names in forever which is pissing me off
>>587398298I play overwatch, I can barely count to two.
>>587397932>name my night elf druidoverwatch sucks
Did Shion rape Mizuki
>>587398713Metaphorically, yes. Literally? Up to interpretation
>be tank>play against Ana>slept for 3 seconds (after waking up btw)>anti>slept>anti>slept>anti>slept>antiGuys, why does no one play tank in 5v5? I can't figure it out.
>>587398931Sounds like skill issue.
>>587398931Put your shield up dog.
>>587397065i'm a skinny autistic twink, the answer would be no regardless of who my waifu was
>>587398931If they have ana, zen and freja, you know is rape time.
>>587398931>be tank>play against ana>slept for 5 seconds>anti'd>while you have torb/bastion/junk spamming at youcurrent 6v6 sucks too, it's all a mess
so many tank blogs contain "play against ana"
Ana is literally not an issue unless you are giga bad. All tanks have something against ana. Literally everyone but Junkerqueen.
>>587401498Only took 547 buffs in a row for people to realize ana is a fucked up character and doesn't actually die instantly any time she gets dived
>erm ana isn't even good>t. ana one trick
>>587401762Remove s9 changes and perks and I'll consider her balanced
>>587401991I play Rein
they'll never ease the stranglehold these fuckass heroes have on your backline
ballbros today they will revert the nerf!
>>587369760
>>587402089>reintard like Ana because she enables reintardWoah what a shocker.
>>587402614How does Ana enable Rein?
i literally only play JQ at this point
Nobody cares faggot go back to voice training
>>587402876King.
>>587402614She enables everyone.
>>587402876This but I have literally only played Ball in the past 2 years and have all chats muted and completely ignore my team. Genuinely the only way to enjoy this game solo.
>no highlight intros or emotesrip
>humble non-shield slop tank>que up>roll out to see Orisa/Ana/Zen/Mei/BastionHaha, yeah... abolish 5v5.
>>587402876I joined the game to play her and even though I know some other tanks I always go back to the Queen
>>587402893if nobody cares why did you post it?
>>587397089Me too but i used to play comp back when ow released, i do not miss it
>>587392262>32/32 even split whoa, how convenient!!
>hinges in the back of the kneesHello? Sex department?
>QAWDEwhat
>>587403865>lenafag>can't mathchecks out
>>587404472I think he's implying blizzard are making it up to avoid favoring one mode over the other because all retards are conspiracyfaggots.
>>587404472>ha! I'm a genius!>>587404696>oh no!embarrassing...
>>587403865I mean, I don't have a strong preference one way or the other. Both formats have their strengths and weaknesses
>>587403175>they didn't bundle the superior chinese skins again
>>587404981fair enough. I prefer role queue 6v6, but the queue times are going to be ass +2 SD above average rank, so it'll be interesting to see how it fares down the line.
>>587404696it's not 32/32
>>587403340orisa is a no shield tank
I knew 6v6 likes to hand out ranks but what the fuck
>>587405703Who bullies all the other no shield tanks.
I hope whoever came up with perks gets outed as a sex pest
i'm not sure if i like or hate that i'm fighting the same people in different matches in 6x6
This is Juno
>>587406465Ugly bitch
>>587403473Based & The Youngest pilled
>>587406326awhile back someone talked about how they could avoid an orisa main and just get free wins in 6v6 since the player pool at their rank wasn't that big so they'd always be on the other team. that's one thing to think about
Overwatch was never good.
>>587406465i love juno. very cute and the
most ungrateful role in the game
>>587406465She's so cute I don't even mind she pisses herself.
I just love the The's ok?
>>587406838keep on loving
>another sex domina skinBut I already boughted the last one...
>>587407443I can't keep buying these, you gotta take one for the team
>>587406838billions must love
>>587407606Lena is literally the one character I do not mind seeing on either team. Lena love and also she is honest enough.
don't give it the attention it craves
>tracer>honest tracerfags and anafags have been a plague on the game
>>587407606lena feet.. yeah!!
Want, but it sucks they don't bundle them or add the other cosmetics. It'd be $100 to buy all the skins alone.
Someone is a bit grumpy today
Ana is honest and fair.
For me? It's Freja (gameplay and sex).
those damned smug nordics thinking they are better at everything...
>>587408624>today
>>587408776Junkrat of the sky
would it be op if you could cancel reaper ult?
Sorry little buddy
>>587409650Lucio's legs look goofy as hell. Sym, Domina, and Sombra look like their legs slot on over some kind of suit, but Lucio apparently cut off the bottoms of his pant legs and glued them over his cybernetics?
>>587409650how much money have you spent on this game?
>>587409650good job, you only bought 4 out of the 5 dogshit skins bro
>>587409928A fair amount over the years, but I don't buy skins that will show up in boxes later and I've skipped over a lot of collabs.
>>587410553how brown are you?
>>587409650CP Domina owes me a lot of sex.
they need to use 2d portraits, the 3d ones suck
This is why the matchmaking sucks.
>>587403865
>>587411203maybe we could play together :3
>>587411506looks like a africa jungle man
>>5873922625v5fag status? What's the current cope?
Why doesn't Evil Ana have an eyepatch?>>587412308Cope take: the survey was only offered after participating in the 6v6 QP Hacked event, and, in fact, I don't remember getting a survey at all
>>587412513she was never diffed by widow in this universe
How to make everyone love 5v5: delete Ana and Zen
>>587412650What the fuck did Zen do
>Wake up>6v6ggers still seething>repeat
>>587412763Many such cases.
5v5, 6v6, 1v1, 3v3, just play the game
>>587412513I took that survey on September 20th
>>587412761As a tank main, Zen is 100x more obnoxious than Ana, because Discord just forces you behind a wall for a few seconds every time. Sleep dart and bionade are at least cooldowns that you can play around, Discord orb is just "press E to make tank take cover" because the counterplay to discord is that boring
>>587413270Hey buddy I ain't playing nothing but net (6v6)
>he equipped a victory posegrim
>>587413704Last night I "equipped" a condom and did it with ur mom
>>587414016grim.. to fuck a whale like that..
>>587414063
gn lena
There is no game that tilts me like this. I play one game, get a dogshit worthless Mercy on my team, two useless dps that somehow can't even kill a Torb turret, and I want to uninstall. Literally all of these games were completely unwinnable, they weren't even close.
>>587414610tuesday qp is always 4 stack bonanza. You are filler for their game.
>>587414216gn
>>587414610Engagement based matchmaking. They purposely give you some sessions where it feels like you've been fucked in the ass so you keep playing to prove you're not that bad. All mainline online games have this now.
>>587413270>just play the gamewe will not stand this mercyphobia
>>587414862lenatoes..
>>587414971all online games have coping shitters looking for an excuse you mean
>>587415968>it's just a cohencidence that forced 50/50 is a thing
Ashe loves dark chocolate
>>587416083The theoretical goal of all matchmaking systems is to have players at a 50% winrate, that's the entire point of them.
>>587416161Nu-uh
>>587416204Why doesn't real life have forced 50/50?
>>587415968They depend on people like you to think like this
>The survey was sent to people who played the 6v6 test for enough time
>>587416263It does though
>>587416349ah yes, "they"
6v6 really gets 5v5 people rattled lol
>>587416083Forced 50/50 is literally just the Peter Principle. Blizzard didn't invent that.
>>587402267good mornyan
Didn't take long to see one of these.
>>587418291good mornyan 'bo
>>587414610"Our data shows that this retard keeps queueing even after losing 4 times in a row, give him another bad match to entertain 5 other players"
I'm going to impregnate and marry Domina, thoughts?
>>587418291good mornyan!
>>587418689good mornyan big J!
>payload>illari/mizuki on fucking offense>can't even take first point because our tanks get zero healing JUST
Year 10 of Overwatch and tank/dps players still haven't learned to not constantly engage.Might as well make 'gg no heals' a voice line.
>>587420464you don't need healing lil bro just take space
I'm curious to what they are gonna do with Vendetta in the story
>>587420919you're probably the only one that cares about that
>>587420919Making me lick her pits after their gym session with Zarya.
>>587421307fuck you retard
>>587421443gonna cry lil guy
>>587420919reverse widowmaker mindbreak arc
>>587420919Rehabilitation into a productive member of society.
>>587421847that hair donut looks like a work hazard
>>5874209196 children stay at home wife
>>587398290Indian women are really sexy and I'm tired of pretending they're nott. Wop-American
BWC
>9 losses in a rowWOOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GO BABY GONNA KEEP QUEING AND SEE HOW DOGSHIT THIS GAME CAN REALLY BEGIVE ME MORE AI TEAMMATES, AARON! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!
>>587422067Kiriko could manage it I bet.
>>587423389Get a little fucked up when you play, you don't care about losing and just have a good time
Another day spent baiting teammates into seething in text chat and reporting them.
What caste is Domina
How do I gently tell my wife that calling yourself a demon isn't actually that cool?
>>587423891Sudra
>>587423891How Indians know what caste other Indians are? Do they have to wear a badge or something
>>587423389Why not just... stop playing when you aren't having fun?
i fucking hate stack niggers so much its unreal
>>587425939they've completely ruined quick play
Most of the issues that people have with matchmaking could be fixed solely by giving solo players the option to only queue with other solo players.
>>587424783Same way someone who looks like he's the direct descendant of Montezuma convinces himself he's in fact so white he would have been accepted into the nazi aristocracy.
>>587420464>tanks pluralretarded nigga
big khazaar milkers jewess hero when? also the voice actor should sound like fran drescher
>>587420464>6v6you get what you fucking deserve
>want to report the obvious stack niggers from last match even tho i won>"endorsement not available for whatever">match doesnt show up in match historybehead every single stack nigger
>>587428906report them what jose? having friends? lol
>I'll get you next time, doomfist! NEXT TIME!
Why didn't Doctrine look like this?
>>587429256they don't want a billion dollars
>>587427786nah cause the only issue with matchmaking is how long it takes and that'll make it worse for everyone
>>587429256I'm so done with this sex obsessed femboy shit.
I love playing bastion, how is he so fun
>>587430350Beep boop big gun
I miss shallowgod
>>587428906There’s a good chance they’re a streamer and making fun of you on stream and turning their bullying of you into content for their audience.
>>587431576I'm a streamer making fun of your stupid ass post right now
>>587431920Your mom has an OnlyFans.
>>587431576Whenever I stream OW I'm always nice about the randoms on my team so if they look at the vod they can feel good about themselves
>>587429256they're never going to add a twink or a femboy hero brojust let it go
Reminder that /ourguy/, God-fearing red-blooded and red-voting American OW streamer - Gamin4Hope - is back!
>>587433101people already call wuyang and mizuki twinks
What's the next animal-type character that will get added?Currently we got>Monkey>Rat ball>Cat>Orissa>Emre
the victory screen should linger on for longer and should feature all members even if they left before it. what even the point of adding victory poses if you only see it for a split second.
>>587433714Wuyang is a himbo, way too jacked.
>>587434804Nah, I'd let Wuyang and Mizuki double-team my dick and it'd be straight.
>qp chud>lose a completely winnable but frustrating match (3 of my teammates just inted at vital moments and finished with double-digit deaths) in a lobby with three (3) players that have GM titles>next match>absolutely clobber the other team, go deathless, highest elims in lobby, every fight is a multikill for me, get POTG>no one types anything, no one reacts to anything, everyone unironically acts like a botdid they quietly add bots to hand out condolence wins in qp?
>>587433714Both of them are way too muscular to be twinks. Same goes for Lifeweaver.
>>587435689are you just learning about forced 50 now?
>>587436102this is past thatwe're at the point where these guys aren't even acting like human beings anymorein the past you'd get put into a freebee and they'd at least act mad and accuse you of cheating or somethingnow they just stand there in silence
>>587435689why do you feel entitled to praise, in qp no less
>>587437493holy projection
>>587435689retard-kun...
>>587392314>>587392152The wife the wife and the wife
over there
I will always respect the 17-9 flex DPS over the 22-1 hitscan
>>587439245the cutieko
Help I can't stop fapping to Anran
I never lose matches to Anran but it's really fucking annoying how there's a hero that just automatically wins every single 1v1 just by spamming buttons. All the other flex DPS require some level of practice and execution to win 1v1s and contest angles. All these guys have to do is press E, shift twice, press E again, shift twice, and if you aren't dead yet they just ult.
>>587439859Correct.
Ari para mbappe tetta hoSyncronize the string oh myAgon kowalskianalysiskiLiwang kanganUban gadan
>>587440826Just don't take the 1v1 bronzie
>>587441084>I never lose matches to AnranLearn to read, plat.
>>587440976so true bestie
>>587440480TRUE
>>587441359did I say that, esl-kun? If your issue is with 1v1s don't take them. It's a team game, at least outside of bronze.
>>587441749I smurf your peak, retard. I'm also whiter than you ever dream of being.
and OVERLOOOOOOOOORD
>>587441838Maybe on planet retard.
>>587442056Post hand.
>>587442093I accept your concession.
>>587440826>All these guys have to do is press E, shift twice, press E again, shift twiceIf the Anran is somehow living long enough in a 1v1 that she's able to get both charges of her dash back during that fight, it's an unironic skill issue on your part. All you have to do is survive the initial E and two dashes (all of them combined only do 110 damage), and then shoot the Anran while she just impotently hops around mashing right-click waiting for her cooldowns to come back. The Chinese tickle monster is only a threat if you're already low or you're dealing with someone else already, but the same applies to every flex DPS.
>>587442260Congratulations, Saar.
>>587442376We don't sign our posts here
>>587442471But you just did, Saar.
2 Indians arguing in my /owg/ while I feel up Anran
>>587442471bodied that freak
>>587442471you won>>587442531you lost>>587442667you're next
Illari is infuriating to play. Put the pylon too far forward and it gets destroyed instantly, put it too far back and your team gets zero healing because no one pays attention to it
>>587442756Anon, samefagging just makes you look bad.
>>587442843she's just fucking useless right nowshe was really cool on release because pylon was strong enough that it could do the work for you and you got to go playthen they realized that wasn't "normal" and balanced her into a generic backline support that relies on using right-click to heal
>>587439804sex
Complaining about anran is almost as retarded as complaining about sierra and I dont respect anyone who does it.
Do you think omnics and humans have those blackwashwhitewash-obsessed niggaz? Like shion got canceled on twitter for appropriating humans just because she put on a human face mask despite being an omniggaz
>>587442843just go play a singleplayer game
Do you think he ever gets tired?
>>587394532When I found out her va is a qt
I could really go some thussy right about now.
I love the the’s!
>>587443265Matilda a cute
Brig can't even kill tracer anymore, and she gets assraped by every other healer's ultimate except mercy and miyuki
>>587443747nobody kills tracer
>>587443875Miyazaki does, Moira does, kirikocksucker does, Illari does, Ana does, I don't play witchdoctor but I'm sure he can too
>>587443747Skill issue
If my tracer died to moira i'd track them down and kill them in real life
I feel like Brasso surrounded by all this metal, wtf is this thread tonight
>>587444325yeah
>no one can remember Mozambique's name
The "bronzie" reply guy might be the worst poster in /owg/
Is gunface still silver?
The original brig hater spawned the 'brigger' meme because he was a tracer main and back then brig was the tracerkiller
>>587444805everyone loves brigger thoughbeit
>>587444805Brigger appeared naturally because it sounds like nigger and we're on 4chan
>>587445006I believe our anon was the first guy to use it when she came out in overwatch 1
The should a brig skin where she's black and call her nigitte
I was the first one to say it. I said "i hate this brigger" on day 1
ALL YOU NIGGAZ TO ME- OHSHIIIIIII
Brigger's our word but you can say brigga
What's it like being married to Shion
just sharted lads
>skin for female character doesn't show navelwhy would I use it?
Hi hi
>>587445814juno or tracer?
>>587446146winston
>>587443381many are saying this
Feeding Kiriko into a woodchipper
>Samito's new video is 14:48 longwhat did he mean by this?
Annihilate Briggers. Behead Briggers. Choke Briggers. Destroy Briggers. Eviscerate Briggers. Flay Briggers. Gas Briggers. Hang Briggers. Immolate Briggers. Kill Briggers. Lacerate Briggers. Murder Briggers. Neutralize Briggers. Obliterate Briggers. Pierce Briggers. Quarter Briggers. Strangle Briggers. Torture Briggers. Usurp Briggers. Violate Briggers. Wring Briggers. Yank Briggers. Zero Briggers.
Can we actually have a Cassidy/Freja character archetype but as a support? You know, essentially a mercenary.
>>587447379buy an ad
>>587447712Goddamn that's more clever than I could be
This is my wife. Say something nice about her.
more like love briggers, smooch briggers, cuddle briggers and so on
>>587448613Your wife is a shotacon
sex with robots
sex robot sex robot
>guy with ttv>seething and blaming supports in QPwhat causes this
>>587449781Wannabe twitch streamers are not known for being emotionally mature and well-adjusted. Or he's a 14 year old
>>587446085https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Shion_-_Move_along%2C_little_payload.ogg?64836
>>587450090https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Heavy_cartstoppedoffense02.wav
gm
would shion kill me if I told her that I'd never fuck her without her human makeup?
sex with robot girls and girls who pilot big robots
>>587451043hand-holding missionary position sex with The Yuna
>>587451090Classic OW1 style Yuna skin when
bro thinks yuna is a The kek
>>587451357she's part of the new age Thes along with The Anran and The Shion
>>587451586and we love them all here
>>587451586kek
>>587451586suuuure anon, surrrreeeee
They should add custom songs that we can choose from like in CSGO:https://youtu.be/kPkT0jMjEu8?si=wAvoXzT_Tj-EKL_x
>>587451890it's funny how aleskib managed to have a respectable career when allu didn't tbqh
>>587451586They hated anon because he spoke the truth
>>587452173this is honestly no better than ai slop
>>587452318maybe on planet retard
>>587452395Planet retard is where slop comes from
>>587452515maybe on planet retard
7up has no caffeine, now I'm drinking gasoline
Just got told to stop smurfing in QP, genuinely what did he mean by this
>>587453293Did you make a new account ?
>>587453840No it's my endorse level 5 main
>>587451586I could live with the killer robot being a The but the other two are a hard No
I just stopped being mad about any character because 70% of roster are basically dishonest bullshit. And this what makes the game fun.
Angela Ogundimu
Angela Ashe
Ashe Oladele
Angela Ashe McCassidy Ogundimu
Shion Ashe
Shion HashimotoMizuki HashimotoKiriko HashimotoHanzo Hashimoto
Akande winston (formerly akande winston bartalotti)Marzia ogundimu chase (formerly marzia bartalotti)
The Kiriko KamoriThe Juno Teo MinhThe Hana Song
The Lena Lindholm The Brigger Oxton
Hana LeeYuna SongAlso where do I get the top left one the other 2 were twitch drops around the time Yuna came out but I haven't seen that one in game yet
>>587455505A* KirikoA* JunoA* Hana
>>587455607Yuna is 9 years older so her behaviour is cringe.
>>587455741She's still younger than half of this general so what does that say about us
>>587455607Yuna is my wife so her behavior is cute
The Kiriko Hashimoto KawanoThe Juno YeThe Hana Bob Ramattra Rigby Hudson Zenyatta Mondatta Maximillien
>>587455505Made for BWC
>>5874557417 years older, Hana's 21 by OW2
>>587455786We are jealous of Yuna because we are uncs who were raised on mecha anime and always wanted to be a leader of mecha squad.
Juno's Hole
Wait, is there really Gundam in Overwatch universe?
>>587456259I guess the door would be open for them to actually name it
>>587456486Damn, this is cool. I would buy it if I came back earlier.
>>58745578639 is still young
>>58745710241*also I love Ashe
>>587447787That's gonna be Hudson, trust
>>587457102let it go unc
>>587456259They're talking about the models in her room on Busan but they're the same assets as the mecha on Neon Junction which are from "Super Cosmic War", Gundam's just become a blanket term for mecha plamo in the same way that Lego did for blocc toys. I love my autistic wife Yuna I want to build models with her.
>>587456486Still the only ram and reaper skins I use
>>587455607EACH OTHER?!
I'm 29 years old and still masturbate daily
>>587458492this but 34 and I masturbate to Ashe
The Demon of Korea...,
>>587458492I'm 26 yrs old and can only masturbate to futa and tomgirls anymore.
STAY ON TOPIC STAY ON TOPIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>587459538Do you think reaper is one of those mexicans larping as a nazi on the internet?
>>587459836Maybe. Any nationality can be a national socialist, it's not inherent to the White race, despite what wikipedia mods and jews will tell you.
Would you join Overwatch? Would you join Talon?I would join Overwatch and work with my wife Angela making cool inventions.
>>587460093Dumbassery is indeed a human universal.
>>587460129
>>587460337You really had to ask the slopbox for the answer?
>>587460337Moira sounds way cooler.
>>587460129they both suck ass
Touhou collab when?
>>587460129the realization that if I got transported to some alternate reality I'd still be doing what I'm doing now, nothing
>>587461490Tracer KirisameAnran MeilingDva Hakurei
>>587461650Kiriko Izayoi
>>587461650>>587461490venture wriggle
>>587460129between those two, i'd join Overwatch because they seem like they actually do stuff.personally though, I'd join Hashimoto and work under Shion, i like her personality and leadership
Shion Cirno
>>587460129I'd be an overwatch propagandist taking lewd photos of the girlies and their skin tight suits.
Mercy EirinnnnnnnnnnReaper as the shopkeeper manWe need 2 lolis for flandre and remilia...
fika
>>587460129The the’s are in orangewatch so this is an easy choice
>>587443292same, desu...
>Talon can take a random woman and turn her into a sniper who moggs Ana>Ramattra himself is stronger as individual unit than anyone in Overwatch>Shion probably can take down anyone from Overwatch in duelSeriously, how does Overwatch even survive?
>>587462865The power of love and friendship, duh
>>587462865
Is this going to be the year of vendetta humiliation?
What skin theme are shared by the most amount of heroes? Like celestial skins I think there’s a lot of heroes with a celestial skin. Stuff like that.
>>587463010The Lena was so eager to fight them...
>>587461870SEX
>>587463478As long as Chiara keeps giving us gems like this they can't humiliate our girl https://x.com/Ruby_Rust/status/2107887414974812343
>>587463612Christmas?
>>587462736SEX!
>>587463806
>>587463806tfw Vendetta will never ask you to breed her harder
Anyone have this comic in higher quality?
>>587464638This is not what she is sayinghttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/2/24/D.Va_-_I%27m_gonna_mess_you_up.ogg
>>587464795That comic is older than that voice line, anon
>>587464638Good ol yandex found it for me
Hana please, you weigh 50kgs wet. I could EASILY pin you down and gape your tight asian holes.
>Hana please, you weigh 50kgs wet. I could EASILY pin you down and gape your tight asian holes.
>>587465589https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_Hey%21_Let_go_of_me.ogghttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/D.Va_-_She%27s_got_me%21_Help.ogg
NO DON'T KISS THE HANA, SOMEONE STOP THIS
this game harms me physically
>>587466235I have unironically put holes in my walls multiple times over this game
>>587466347based genji player
>>587466347A few years back I punched my metal fan so hard it lacerated my hand and got 3 stitches for it.
help, I am under attack!
>>587466774least emotional lenafag
>>587467326isn't it past your bedtime schizo?
>>587418689
>>587467326Ironic coming from you.
>visible mole and boob skinHOLY MOMMY TAKE ALL MY MONEY
>>587467326True.
>gigagap the freja mirror and carry team>their other dps says "good game really great freja gameplay!":3
>>587467429>>587467505how's the weather on planet retard?
>>587467679get new material
>>587467326Remember when he had a giga melty and used proxies to spam interracial porn for years?
587467326587467679587467994587468082Shut down your computer and take your medicine please.
Quick lenatard, samefag some approval
>>587467480
domina doesn't shave
>>587468235how about........nyo
Uh oh Lenafag melty! Countdown until bbc spam gets the thread nuked?
>bought the skin>no money to buy foodi think i made the right decision... (>.< ")
i hadn't realized but lenafag is on par with jose and abbo. considering their low activity lately he might surpass them
>another 5k excavation initiation on payload defenceit's just that easy
>>587467815best part is when it's someone from the other team that's clearly frustrated with their teammates
>Volskaya attackers spawn on the main menu for the delinquent recolors bundleStop taunting me you fucks and bring assault back from arcade hell
>>587469030blizzard's strongest soldier
>almost lose because when i tank ult everyone else also panic ults i know i'm the leader but jeez we don't need to use 4 ults when i shatter and kill 3
>>587469540zamn, these recolors are nicealso, how can you miss volskaya? it was so bad the only good memory I have of it is the classic dellor clip
>>587469540what is juno so mad about?
>>587469813I raped her.
>>587469695Many great memories from launch just rotating around on the platforms as turret Bastion
>>587468390
What was Jeff even thinking when he made 2CP?
>>587469843understandable, they were the best part of the map. but everything is just totally outdated, from the long walk first attacker spawn, the first choke to the point, all the flank routes, the weird wide open space between first and second, another massive walk from second spawn to second point, the defender spawns on second, the list just goes on and on. I think it was one of the first handful of maps they made so it makes sense. but if it ever returns it needs a total overhaul.
>>587470135something like, hmm how can i scam more money from blizzard while pretending to work the pvp mode
>>587469965
>>587471002
>>587469540Sukeban Shion never...
good nyight
why is shion so obsessed with mizuki anyway? yeah yeah big shota cock ha ha ha but I want a serious answer, what's the lore explanation?
>>587473225She took him in as a child and basically raised him (after the Hashimoto killed his actual parents). She genuinely thinks she's doing the best she can for him in her own twisted way.
bro i just want to play the game what is this rank spread
>implying shion or mizuki more than about 15 seconds of loreshotafags are almost as bad as futafags
>>587473353the game is dead
>>587473225Adopting and raising him was just another twisted attempt of her trying to appear more human
>>587472119good nyight
>>587473457yeah those guys were a 4stackwe won and i got 4 endorsements at least
>>587473503I thought she hates all humans
doo is in silver
>>587473594good nyight cutie..
I'm silver on tank
>>587474360
I'm gonna sacrifice myself and marry Angela before her eggs completely dry up.
You now remember Overwatch Mobile
>>587474478bad news nonny...
I love women. I respect women. I love and respect my duo who is a woman.
I wish you could at least see stacks after a game. I'm pretty sure I'm right but I want to be 100% sure.On an unrelated note, holocaust all stacks
Lena called me a nonce, what's that
>>587476257
>>587473928She does. Her current appearance is just a metaphorical and physical mask that she put on to hide her imposter syndrome the higher she climbed up the Hashimoto ranks. It’s a guise she put on so that they would accept her as “human”.
>>587476257asking /owg/ about the meaning of words is how ashe became a hotwife, do you really want to be known as the nonce guy, whatever that means?
baptiste just dove over my house
cole mccree
Tell me about the cowboy, why does he prefer gender-neutral names like Jessie and Cassidy?
>>587476724I can fix her
>play QP >absolutely unstoppable pubstomp for 15 games in a row>switch to ranked>land in low silver????
>>587477173what exactly vexes you
I actually cannot win a fucking gameIs there a way to check your winrate on a patch or for a certain period? At a guess I think I'm about 10-30
I’m leaving for Rivals
>>587477173it's okay cutie as long as you try your best and have fun rank is just an image :)
>>587477332>>587477343games dead, matches are fixed to give the all q tank a W or at the mercy of which stack you get. Its overused the whole ow is dead, but unequivocally, this game is never improving or growing until they abandon 5v5. The game unironically punishes you for getting better. Then people smurf to avoid queue times, making games even worse, then tanks even less. If i had to bet, 2027 they roll the dice on 6v6 main format
>>587477210i thought i'd improved enough to rank higher but i guess im still dogshit. i don't get how i can straight up carry my QP games so easily but end up this low in ranked
>>587477173do you really think that a free to play game is going to place you in a elo where you dont have to grind? You need to buy accounts from boosters and a 90% win rate if you want out of metal in placements. But dont do that, anyone who places silver absolutely belongs there
>>587477630Placements are fake
>>587477556>>587477676
the meds poster is unironically a janny and a fury. You will see the day microsoft ends homosexual payroll incompetence and sends the purple hairs into the bin with stadium
>>587477173>>587477630I had the same thing. Stomped every qp game 20-0, legit had a winrate of probably 80%, get ranked low plat, demote to silver with a winrate of probably 20%. I don't get it. I guess I belong in silver but then why tf was I placed so high?
nigga really said Rivals lmao
>>587478094plat is not high at all, your apm is below average and so is your death per 10 and kills per life. You need to get ultra nerd ranking up an account to place out of diamond, not doing it solo either
>>587476740no illiari was the accidental hotwife guyasheposter has always been a hotwife guy
>>587476257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGNeHxGCuS4
>>587476938
Rivals won bigly thougheverbeitoalgo
Shion is too difficult for me. Aim is one of the most difficult in the game.
>>587478837Ahhh, my lady... a violent, sadistic killer. Wife material, basically.
>>587392090
>>587474476
I'm getting the feeling they have a shield generator
>>587478837why did this get me half bricked
>>587476724she wants to be a real girl
>>587480375don't we all
>play solo>because I'm only matched with stacks, every other teammate is guaranteed to turn on you the second anything goes badly>even if you do decently, if the enemy tank/dps goes crazy feasting on your other teammates it's a 'diff' >all this is ignoring the enemy 4-5 stacks that play like it's owl as wellWhy should I ever play this game ever againOh yeah it's because I am addicted to it
Are they really going to have Tracer marry Emily soon?
>>587477556I was leaving to rivals because I’m a fujo and they’re adding male crossdressing skins over there actually
>schizo's caretaker hands him a tomato>he starts screaming and banging his noggin'
>>587478901
nigga really said Rivals again LMAO
Was Mauga's buff really that good? I see them more now.
>>587481063idk bro
Are servers dying? I started to have random games with ping 150+
BENG
>>587482250I get this on NA central
Yuna Anon
I am LITERALLY the plattest player of all time.
I just think The Lena "Tracer" Perseverance Oxton is very cute.
won too many games in a row so I get the 4-8 tank who stands main all game and the dps/ana who just keep peeking the widow that deletes them I lvoe forcewd 50!!!!!!!!!!
How do I counter Zarya on low rank?
I had 30% winrate in the last 3 days.
>>587487972I had 20% winrate with almost a hundred games after the rank reset. I don't play comp anymore.
6v6 replacement theory
>>587487479You shoot her because she has low hp and no armor. Don't let the bubbles scare you.
Cyberpunk Sombra
>>587487972>>587488075My winrate for the first week of this season was good but has been dogshit since. Worst it's ever been, probably like 25%. I like bans and playing two sides but goddamn comp is miserable.
OVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WONOVERWATCH WON>OVERWATCH WON
Overwatch Forever
>>587489865where can I play it?
Is Ranked supposed to be so bad? I am playing Tank/Supp with my bro in gold and we have had 7 losses now, with emerald or plat players on the enemy team.
>>587490442Yeah, just wait for 6v6 role queue
>>587490442wtf is this fucking creature and why did you post this image
>>587490442i need a girl like her to play rein for me and call me slurs
>>587490593we actually love the hanaru here
>>587490593I think these are called women
>>587491156lmao got em
is it weird that I have 800 hours in the game and there are probably over 20 characters I've never played
>>587492145yes
>>587492145Never ever played? Yes.Though I don't blame you, there are lots of heroes I don't jive with, you can't play them all.
>>587492838as in played for real for real, 3 minutes of ball in mystery heroes two years ago doesn't count
>>587492145I mean you gotta give everyone a try because you don't know what you're missing out on, but as an OTP I think it's fine to ignore like everyone on the roster for the heroes you really enjoy. The whole culture around "you have to be able to play all the heroes you have to be able to counterswap all the time if you can't swap to any hero at any moment you're throwing" is weird and dumbteam 4's philosophy was originally that every hero should feel like a game in and of itselfso if you love a hero so much that they're all you play, that's fine because that's the pointno matter how hard the current devs try to balance around swapping and bully people into it
>confused how we lost the last fight>check the replay>s76 spent the last 30 seconds running around to flank and then died instantly>moira accidentally faded off the map and killed herselfanother twenty minutes of my life wasted
>Brigitte's one of the best we've got>Did you expect anything less from my daughter?>From YOUR daughter?What did Sojourn mean by this?
>>587494390For the last time, he is Swedish.
>>587494390Sojourn has this really forced hyper-competent personality that really doesn't make any sense within the context of Overwatch. She didn't exist in any of the lore until her release and suddenly she's the OW boss and commander? Makes no sense at all. Torbjorn is one of the most influential and significant figures in OW Earth's history, having created the majority of the Omnic Uprising's weapon systems and also being responsible for the weaponry and tools used to end it. Torbjorn is also allegedly engineered almost all of Overwatch's defenses, weapon systems and technology. Despite this, Sojourn still acts like he's an incompetent little retard because shoehorning her into her role requires it.It's fucking stupid and displays the writing team's total inability to respect existing narratives and create continuity within the IP.
>>587494929poser newfag
>>587494929>She didn't exist in any of the loreOW1 had basically 0 lore
>>587495526all ow1 lore went into genji's cock and balls
>>587494929>She didn't exist in any of the lore until her releaseyeah they're allowed to do that
>>587494929she was the commander of genji, mercy, tracer, winston in storm rising which was released in 2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXwG3UFyxGogem dropped
>>587495613They didn't survive...
>>587495519Shut the fuck up, retard. I've been playing this game since before you could read.>>587495526We actually had a lot it was just typed out on a page and not in the game, which fucking sucks.
>>587495685... mercy's insatiable hunger
IDDQD is playing Mercy. He said that healing is bad.
>Oppeeld is playing Mercy. He said healing is good.
Anon is playing Overwatch. Just kidding, he never does, he's only here to shitpost.
Awkward said Ana needs buffs
le same post as previously but I slightly changed it for funnies/ragebait is my favorite no effort meme
Why is Shion so silly?https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/4/4e/Shion_-_So_anyway%2C_I_started_blasting.ogghttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/4/4c/Shion_-_Pew%21_Pew%21_Pew_pew_pew_pew_pew.ogg
>>587496459Wait until they retcon her as being Iranian instead of Egyptian
>>587496506He doesn't get any attention at home so he's gotta make due
>>587496534All the heroes are silly.https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Domina_-_Bonk_go_to_jail.ogg?9e870
>>587496963>All the heroes are silly.Except Lena. Lena is fucking retarded.
>>587497019Still smarter than Vendetta
Best thing about them adding new voice lines every patch is im less likely to hear tracer's horrendous spawn room lines.
>>587492901billions are saying this
>>587497357silly lena doesn't know how much is a billion
>>587497357lena isn't a the anymore though
just one human on dps my last 5 (five) games in a row were literally this PLEASE I CANT
>>587497510trillions even
>>587497645You are the only constant. Tank diff. Skill issue.
>>587497645>medlas
>>587497115
>>587497645your supports got diffed by a single dps moira
>>587494929I mean Torb really is kinda retarded if you think about it. If she was girlbossing Soldier or Cassidy or Ana around it would be one thing. Torb is basically a cartoon character.
Lena is Love!
>>587496534how do you get the first one?
>>587499437>other team's medlas
>>587499461>arguably the most intelligent and capable character in the entire verse>responsible for building the most significant tools used to combat the omnic crisis>canonically one of like four characters that fuck>kinda retarded
>>587499682You just need to wait for fool's day
>>587499437nah you have a pointthe ana was genuinely cosmetic, might as well have not been theremizuki lived in spawnthe enemy moira's offensive output was more than what THREE of his teammates were capable ofit's crazy how easy the support role is yet people are completely incapable of contributing literally anything on the role
>>587499731Counterpoint he drinks molten cores and reads his turret bed time stories.
>>587497647yeah!
>>587494929>Sojourn: Brigitte's one of the best we've got. She's a natural leader.>Torbjörn: Do you expect anything less from my daughter?>Sojourn: From your daughter? I expected a lot more tantrums.She is calling him an autistic dwarf without leadership skills which is true.
>>587497645DPS players aren't human.
>says the fucking reintardROFLMAO
ReinCHAD*
Reinking general
I was completely useless as dps and got diffed hard but my tank had one more braincell than the enemys so we won for free yay
>>587499772I don't know what this meansif there's a joke, I don't get itthey added the line 6 months ahead?
>>587500306the autistic father with extreme morals and guidelines to hyper-vigilant, thoughtful child pipeline is extremely common>source OCD-ridden autist with an angry father
>>587500349why did you crop the scoreboard
deadlock won
>>587500349As a flex DPS player there's a good chance that the cooldowns and attention your Reaper demanded is half the reason you were even able to make plays in the first place. You probably play like a pussy.
>>587500923yeah the most boring game competition lol
>>587496534https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Shion_-_Hello%21_%28giggle%29.ogg?ebb54https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Shion_-_Hello._%28chuckle%29.ogg?ebb54
>>587397065No girl from any series would like anyone from here.
I love projectile heroes that can just spam and don't have to have their crosshairs on me to do damage I love that when I walk around a corner I die after seeing them for 2 frames golly gee it takes so much skill to play projectile heroes
>>587501216Shut up and play aimtrainer you filthy predscan.
>>587500964hi omegadll
>>587501216https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Hanzo_-_Yes_%281%29.ogg?9c2ca
>>587501309Post the replay code.
>>587500775Yes, her fool's day lines were data minedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/wf8b0Osj2f8
>>587501435It just got wiped.
what the fuck happened while i was gone
>>587501665Bastion certainly is not f tier Kiriko got nerfed 487 times because of brainrot failsons though
>>587501965she just got buffed to 250
Yep, I'm starting to think that ball wasn't nerfed enough.
>>587502076Bronze tales.
>>587502050yeah because they can't ever admit they made a mistake so they try to do compensation buffs elsewhere. kiriko being dogshit has nothing to do with her not having enough health
>>587501665"tiers" are basically winrate on this site.
>>587501292>hitscanClick on the thing>projectileYeah that's close enough (your crosshair overlapped one pixel of the texture of the coner)
>post-season 9 hitscan>click on the thing
DPSchuds should honestly just kill themselfs and leave to CoD. Game would be so much better without them.
Season 9 was a mistakerole passives were a mistakeperks were a mistake
Season 9 was goodRole passives are goodPerks are good
>>5875028500/3
Overwatch trains the best aimers. Even with more casual hitscan.
>>587502913okay custa
>>587503047Custa's game.
>lose 8 games of 6v6 in a row>no reaction>lose a single 5v5 game in overtime>tiltedI don't care about the 6v6 vs 5v5 bullshit, I just don't know why this happens
>>587502651I couldn't decide between her (way more aesthetic but it's Kiriko she's got 10 aesthetic skins) and Vendetta (Vendetta's best skin annd A2 clears 2B by a million miles, but kind of shit because it's on Vendetta, also she got gutted since)In the end I'm glad I bought neither even though I'm a big Nier fanNier Replicant > Drakengard 3 > Nier Automata > Drakengard 1
>>587503112is that why the balance and matchmaking has been so much worse this year?
>>587502651L3 + R3
>>587503194Can never be worse than GOATS though.
>>587503258it is right now
>>587503352No one thinks that.
>>587503027Compared to what, Rivals?no shit, Rivals is chinkcoded mobile-tier garbage, and a third person shooter (double triple garbage modifier, doing tricks on the dumpster)
Sigma need sbuffs
>>587503154Because individual performance is a lot more important in 5v5 than in 6v6.
>>587503598fuck you
>>587503573Comparing to any other shooter.
6v6 performance is mostly who can shoot the enemy tanks more vs who can healbot the tanks more
>>587500306I love her so much
>>587503886looks like a cursed puppet
Sexy Torbdaddy
>Overwatch has tons of needy e-kitten players>Broke and barely platBruh...
>>587503731?
>>587503767I mainly wanted to rip into rivals to be honest. I hate that fucking game and I hate that we all got gaslit and gaslit ourselves into pretending it ever felt good to play and wasn't some dogshit performance, floaty/imprecise feeling, UE5 chink coded slop.
>>587504070>Overwatch has tons of needy e-kitten playersNot really, support is so OP they boost themselves into masters just by not having a job and playing a lot
they say there was some kind of an shooter aim challenge with all the popular shooter games and corey won it for overwatch but i can't find the video
>>587504001looks like you need a time-out wanker
>>587504518I had enough wankers for today but thanks for the offer
>>587476303source?
>>587502651>>587503248
this game needs the opposite of skin favoritinglet me hide skins from my selection I don't wanna see inflatable pool toy fetish rein
>>587504893but you don't see it unless you click on it (or if someone else has it equipped but that's besides the point)
>>587504893fetish?
I hate myself after every loss. My mentality is so shit.
>>587505316why blame yourself when you can blame your team?
>>587505560I can't lie to myself.
>>587505746then uninstall or get high before queuing like everyone else
>lenafag hoursI really need to get caught up on chores anyway
"I can't enjoy this game without mind-altering substances" is not exactly a sparkling endorsement.
I always need a little meth to get out of bed and couple benzos to open up the computer.
good night hanasgood night lenas
i can't play lucio on hiv suppressants
>>587506279gn
https://youtu.be/qrQ0RVFe_iA?si=gdGwwOrVZMVlWT_k
Every mythic weapon should have a skin to go with it
>>587460129blackwatch is the only faction I like
Choose only one
>>587505746If your team can't carry you they must not have been very good
>>587506597she's so cute..
>>587507840
Thoughts on face fucking Vendetta?
>>587507840>>587508184Simple and effective.
>>587507840I saw a reaper main called sovltaker last year and he played so well I still think about it
>>587508218I am interested in this
>>587507840Reaper mains are adorable.
I paid 1000 coins for the Halloween battle pass cause it's the first good battle pass in years and I had lots of free coins but I procrastinated playing all season because lowkey I don't enjoy the game half of the time (probably relatable). I figured I'd have 20-30 days (like right now) to do it. I wasn't going to play WoW Forever, so no big deal... But then I changed my mind about WoWF two days ago, at least enough to grab 2 months of game time.Between the two, I'd rather miss out on my 600 coins and 80 mystics (can get the skins later) than miss out on the initial launch window. Except not getting those coins means I'll be short of being able to afford 2 1900 skins. Which is like a "breakpoint" I guess you could say.Even as a NEET, how the fuck do I balance this?
>>587509053Get a job.
>>587507840Cummies
>>587509053Being a NEET sounds so hard. I feel for you man.
>>587508218only for shotas
I give up, I want to fuck Domina
>>587506279>>587506597gn the cutes
>>587509234It is. You're "free" but you still need to balance your time in relation to your very limited funds which you scarcely come across. Hence why it matters so much I don't waste my WoW time I paid for. I could just hold o to the time, but there's no point in starting a Classic live server 2 months late. Those first two are the best time to play.
>>587506279Good nyight!>>587509053Play whatever you feel like in the moment and don’t worry about wasted coins. If you start filling your daily schedule with other stuff the choice is easy.
>>587509053The best way to level the pass is to get the 3 daily challenges every day. You can do it in a 3 games tops and if you win you'll also get rollover on any weekly and event challenges. Grinding when you have no challenges is the dumbass route.
>>587508218
Honest opinion?
>>587509702lol shut the fuck up
>>587510435The best OW content creator.
>>587510435wdwtch
>>587510435I would not know anything about this guy if underages here didn't force him in an attempt to make a "lolcow" of him.
>>587510435Fat faggot
>>587510435I just realized this nigga looks like Emongg but dark haired and fat. Am I crazy?
>>587511476turn your monitor on
Just because there are other heroes doesn't mean u should play them, Reaper may not be the best rn but he is objectively the greatest character in all of Overwatch. Hot take but idc Reaper is leagues better than anyone imaginable in this game. I have been playing him since 2017 and I will never consider anybody else. He is the most attractive, the most evil, the most smexy, the most appetizing, the most deathly, the most greatly, the most perfect character ever and I am genuinely curious as to why people will choose a weeb, or a dva, or a brit, or a sigma, or a junker, or an omnic, or a symm, or a fire, or a fox, or a white savior (mercy), or a cowboy, or a sniper, or a cat, or a monkey, or a hamster, or the rest of the roster that can all go die die die?Whoever you pick a good Reaper 1v1s them easily. The only thing I could guess as to why more ppl don't play Reaper is that his boots are loud af. Even crouching you can hear him in a crowd. But argubly that is a skill diff, you should anticipate being shot at and killed bc Reaper is that guy. Nobody wants him to get close to them bc he will gobble ur soul. The only other pick I would choose that I enjoy seeing is Soldier 76 bc they have a bromance and its cute that Reaper is his yandere and that he can find love after separating from his wife.I rest my case. They should remove all other characters and make Reaper the only character.
>>587511518bodied that phreak
>>587479963
gm Hanasgm Kirikosgm Junos
tankbros, our time has come
What if Mercy grilled and ate Juno
>>587511981Why would tankbros want to play a mode their character is weaker at?
>>587512038
>>587511981Already there mate.>>587512076Because 5v5 sucks dick, you're retarded if you believe simply being stronger makes the games fun, not having the entire team hard focus you means the fucking world.Solo tanking in 6v6 is more fun than tanking 5v5.
>>5875121945v5 is the most played mode though so you are clearely wrong.
>>587512194>you're retarded if you believe simply being stronger makes the games funvast majority of tank players believe this, which makes sense as most tank players are retarded
>Evil Mercy: No! I wont drink your piss!
TDS (Tank Derangement Syndrome)
KDS (Kiriko Devotion Syndrome)
>>587513117i have this
>>587512269qp is the most popular mode and 6v6 qp is more popular than 5v5 qp
>>587513416uh oh retard
>>587495682based
>>587513602>>587513416>he didn't know aaron published the stats in a blog a few months agobrutal
>>587513602these stats are so old they still list stadium
>>587514112>so old they list a mode that is still in the gameliterally what did anon mean by this?
its not about more or less health, its about the camaraderie, the frontline and peeling at the same time, the strategizing, the sharing of burden, its another way of making our bloods pump, thats what it means to hold a shield, so that our comrades have the opportunity to make the difference.
>>587514112>so old>from july
Kiriko is a polite young lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4hH9ehO_k&t=84s
Not clicking that
>>587514247speak for yourself pal i'm in their backline poking them and making them turn around before hiding again like a petulant little shit just to annoy them again three seconds later
>>587513416'fraid not5v5 won
>5v5 won>when we're getting 6v6 role queue next season
>nobody plays that shit 6v6 mode so they have to try some gimmick shit every seasonlol
>>587514612literally me
I only play 5v5 quick play solo queue
Is it even possible to play lucio if you don't autism? Like if i just want to play him a regular support
>>587514845you say this like they didn't just try that? kek
>>587515630Clearly the test succeeded cause it's a whole season this time not just a couple weekends.
>>587515614You should be able to play any support to a basic level, but there's little reason to pick lucio unless you specifically need speed or beat.
>>587514402>watch 2 minutes>"*sarcastically* we can do so much with two tanks! so much synergy! here's one example of a synergy team comp, now here's a bunch of randoms reasonably choosing a flanking tank as an alternative team comp (which allows me to still main tank as Orisa), THIS PROVES THIS MODE SUUUUCKS! MUH HECKIN BRAINDEAD "DIRECT" SYNERGY!"
>>587516138Sounds like you got baited real hard by that joke video.
>>587409650Lucio’s is the only bad skin here
>>587515139i've been looking at this image for three minutes and i still can't parse who or what this is even supposed to be
>>587517121Thuss
>>587517358>>587517358>>587517358
>>587517221ohhh i see it nowi can dig that
>>587515949They're not removing 5v5 for it this time so it will be an honest test and everyone will see it fail
>>587500306I like Brigitte’s pussy
