Previous: >>587371828New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg 11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
Hey heyyyyyyy
We're going to LONDON!
Calstone thread!
>>587398063
>>587398248Mood
helloshitty doing well so only need to improve my rickey I guess..
>>587397107Yeah I fully agree with you. As much as I enjoy anime and gaming, I wouldn't really consider myself either. And I also agree with letting things die.. It's just that something like a movie or series doesn't really die, it's still there to be enjoyed.Today's kids are probably too spoiled to watch old movies or anime due to "quality" perhaps? They think it's old and crusty?Like, here is the scene you were probably talking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enwTApkJ0ccThis movie came out in 1993. 1 Year before I was born. But the visuals, the presentation, the music.. It's so good. You can tell whoever animated it really wanted to fuck a robot. The plot of the movie is honestly just as relevant today as it is in 1993. I would really highly recommend it.But don't get it twisted, the entire series isn't like this. The TV Show is a more of a light hearted comedy where in the first episode you're met with them dealing with someone drunk driving a labor lol. Still the characters are all fantastic and I had a lot of joy watching it.Goto, one of the characters in Patlabor, is also a horse racing fan. Supposedly he was even in one of the anime as an easter egg. So to anyone liking Uma you should also check out Patlabor!
>being obsessed with a community is badDo you guys even know people like this? I figured the only ones who acted this way were people trying to generate an online following for their vtuber/youtube reaction guy persona. Maybe I need to spend more time at anime cons actually talking to people instead of just canvassing artist's alley.
Digitan LOVE
>>587398248someone post the IRL horse sniffing his shit, having a melty about it, then sniffing it again
>>587398534when you scroll through your weapons in a game
>>587398548Genuinely yeah I do know people like this and I don't like being around them
>>587398002>>587398013>>587398115>>587398156ty i will apply this knowledge and try really hard!
I was going to get tacos for lunch but the cheese i brought from home was moldy and now I don't know what to get for lunch.>chili pepper chicken from a szechuan place>chicken fried chicken meal from a diner>pizza>chick fil a>just get tacos but without cheese
how do we solve localisation issue /uma/
Any jongers?
The weak should fear the strong
>>587398789yes
>>587398764Get people who actually give a fuck to work on the translationsThis is however, an impossible task
>>587398596I dont have the webm for ithttps://youtu.be/FUg7jP8jscc
>>587398548Yes, at least 3 of them
>>587398596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUg7jP8jsccGold Ship's sire, everyone
Hello friends!!
>>587398789perchance
>>587398789maybe
>>587398890Majsoul Friends Room 22956(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22956
why is every dirt cm so shit
>>587399039
>>587399098I don't know how to jong. Didn't feel like unspoilering the text sorry
>>587398764You can't
>>587399242My hag wife
>>587399039heeeey
>>587399039Hello friendo
>>587399247wtf dats scary
>>587399098Started>>587399227I've been fooled
cm22 status?
I like digitan but her home screen lines are kind of annoying
>>587399172>>587399286>>587399403
>>587399495b finals is fine actually
>>587398548it's nothing new, just happening more than everpeople want a place to belongs so bad they're willing to focus their entire identity around one thing and one thing only, unable to take any criticism and labeling as "problematic" any person that doesn't share their same mentality
>>587399495A finals, no plat
>>587399247erp niggas will look at this spe and think "i wish that were me"
>>587399039Hello fren!
we love soup here
>>587399247This image is illegal in the UK please remove it.
>>587399554this tanuki looks so ugly
>>587399098either that filled up fast or i took too long looking for patlabor torrent...
>>587399554>>>587399812baby laisu would never say that
>>587399495Just get me to A finals. I'm so done with Grandlive
>>587399746can relate
>>587399868It filled at record breaking speeds
Be nice
>>587400019I am their sex slave.
>>587399691Hi!>>587399812No!>>587399889This!
The game says Tarumae and Rickey are friends and then every time they talk Tarumae is just “can you stop shilling your Ching Chong magic at me” she’s just trying to help you fat cunt
>>587399495Taking a break (kinda) from CMs. No idea what happens.
>>587400173you should at least make some gimmick aces for b finals or do open league for passive income
>>587400080who is this babu anyway?
>>587399495no one is joining rooms
>>587399889>baby laisu would never say thatshe would because she's a VILLAIN
>>587400160>chinese bullshit>>>>>>>"help"
>>587400173literally just clank 2 deboofers and make 1 ace, collect your free A finals and chill
>>587400380There were multiple rooms last thread though
rickey on my dickey
>>587400514Those only filled because anons joined multiple times. The cm is not sparking any joy.
>>587400276I'll get to A finals I think. If I do one more ace I'll do that almost 100%.
>>587400380no one is joining YOUR rooms
I only join L**** rooms.
>>587400470I'm not using debuffers, it's cringe as fuck, I'd rather not play at all than do that.
>>587400160Japs just have a weird definition of friendshipThis is also why nobody wants to go to Tomakomai BTW, dumb bitch is only good for her boobs
>>587398341The Kris S seiyuu propaganda is working on me
How soulless would it be to go triple ace the first 2 rounds and then slot out the two worse ones with doms for finals
>>587400380don't feel like getting doxed for running double debuffs
Why can't you be normal?
>>587400447god Hokko is so basedjust finished her story, fuck yeah that was cute, so glad I get Taromae sex
>>587398697The sillyness has reached maximum levels!
>>587400884There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to win.
>>587400380rooms here are full of shitters and a waste of time so I don't join them
>>587401020why is Sirius such a bum in the tanuki videos? she worked harder while she was in Ninjinpurin
>>587400884Using pure debuffer in any form is 100% soulless.
>>587400884>debuffersAlways sovless
bono wife...
ryan LOVE
Apologize.
>>587398697Last thing you see before you die
>>587401345This is a man
>>587399495I haven't started, how much time do I have left?
>>587401265My POV (I'm on two stepstools atop each other)
I want to visit Tarumae irl
>>587401137Dunno but it's funny
>>587401404i prefer her normal hair or the flattened down one. but that is still a cute ryan
>>587400318Nanamaino Namahamu!A curious little thing, a small horse that ran in a single local race, got injured, and then euthanized, right there in their first race. Tanuki fans, upon finding out about it, made an OC out of him entirely as a way of remembering this small, obscure little horse. Nanamaino Namahamu is a curious thing, she is depicted as a small child Umamusume with brown hair, a yellow hat and a blue dress, never shown racing, just hanging out and having fun as a kid.
>>587401757That's so beautiful... Tanukibros are a godsend...
>>587401437You will be able to after he retires from stud duty
>>587401757Jesus I didn't know that Tanuki's lore is sad
She's the only one who can fix me... I NEED HER
Tall umas.
>>587401757thank you tanukibros.. this is what umamusume is about. letting these uma fulfill their dreams
She has ruined me.
Just wanted her since I didn't have her original version and v-day one is really cute. Cute freckles!
I regret not rolling for ruby power... I should be making lightning surge + razor step + spurt + updrafters + ignite pwr + tracen cheer giga rapist right now
>>587401757who cares
>>587402148The real bullshit I can’t get over is Rickey being almost as tall as Bono she has gremlin energy
Running into your Uma at the store and she's wearing flip-flops and you are struggling in the hardest battle of your life to not get caught looking at her feet which you have never seen and seeing her feet was literally the #1 goal of your entire life!Your Uma getting distracted by her phone for a second and you can't possibly resist any longer so you take the opportunity to look down and you FINALLY get to see her bare feet which are pale, perfectly-shaped with cute toes which are painted with bright glossy candy-apple red polish and are so unbelievably amazing and cute that you can't help but moan and involuntarily say "Oh my fucking GOD" which thankfully she doesn't hear and you also take creepshots and as soon as she leaves you sprint to the bathroom and make a hot goopy sticky mess in 2 pumps with the largest load of your entire life!
>>587402453
>>587402489Kill yourself
King GayloEl Condor Puta
>>587402489I think feet are disgusting and foot fetishists need the fucking rope.
>>587402148no kris?
>>587402458>Rickey being almost as tall as BonoIt's 15 centimeters, that's almost half a foot of difference
>>587402583pic was taken at a whites only establishment
Time to finally do aces. RollanEven mutation firstOdds Ulala 0 Festa
>>587402728whomst are you mutating
Mayano top gun is the worst character ever created
cat, your tenpai? hello?
4 dora + seat wind in the last handthat was supposed to be my win>>587402880I greeded to keep my red 5p and moved out of tenpai and just didnt draw into it again
>>587402834brian posted this
>>587402880I FUCKING FOLDED A SECOND SANSHOKU TO THAT CAT REEEEE
>>587402826Deio
>>587400380thats a man
>>587402834Sirius exists.Dumb Falcon exists.Air Groove exists.Reddit Tachyon exists.Gold Shitty exists.Teio exists.
>>587402974gl, inshallah her ult will proc
>>587402624>>587402810Oh ok I guess that explains my confusion
>>587400884Nothing wrong, you use what the game gives you and we all wnat to win
>>587403023Loves Only You exists.
what if i kissed teio
>>587399098>everyone leftthanks for the game
>>587403061Thanks bwo I BELIEVE
>>587403136it would taste like beer and lard
>>587402834If we are talking about the worst umamusume character... Then it has to be Almond Eye, they did the horse so dirty
>>587403087characters get moved up in career events to fit in the frame with bono lol
>>587399098Good game, have to go. I've made so many stupid moves..
>>587403146>>587403275good game>>587402968gotta gamble big to win big
>>587403275Get that ugly sack of shit away from Suzuka and Trainer
Who are the GYARUS of Umamusume?
>>587400380uma cosplayer tights....
>>587402570>>587402524But Uma girlfeets are soooo cute...~! <3 and smelly
sad
>>587400380Is this the chinese oguri that posts the orgies?
>>587403176i said teio not teiobro
I'm done gooning Now what?
>>587402489stay alive. i think feet are sexy and foot fetishists deserve gfs with stinky feet.
>>587403949farm those fans
>>587403749SAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
feeling gay rn
Space
Please stop posting on /lgbt/....
who is the most chinese uma
>>587404392tanukifags fucking would
>>587404196how gay we talkin
>>587404392bro why are you there
>>587404392teiobros... mambros///
HATE TANUKISHATE CRYERSHATE BABYDACHIS
>>587404392Baby fuckers and trannies. what the fuck is wrong with Tanuki posters
>>587404551erhm we call em supiki round these parts pal
>>587404392This bait worked the first time, maybe the second time, it's boring now.
>>587404551nyyoooooo.....
>>587402489I say this and look like this
Gas tranny ERPers. Make /Uma/ great again.
>>587403982Thank you! I am always persecuted for liking stinky smelly cheesy vinegary Uma girlfeets! I would love a cute Uma cosplayer girlfriend who has very stinky girlfeets but is flustered by them so I tease her about it to make her blush while also reassurring her that I LOVE stinky smelly girlfeets so she feels lucky to have a bf that appreciates her cute smelly vinegary feets and that makes her so happy that she cosplays Uma for me...Umas with smelly feet (so all of them)!
>>587402489what in the everliving fuck did I just read
>>587404392These posts are always funny since it exposes both parties>the poster for posting there>person who takes the screenshot because why the fuck are you there
>>587404587they CRY so they are CRIERS
>>587405001look at those super tits
TM Nugget O
If you aren't in complete denial, you can't argue the clear intent of cygames and it's writing staff working overtime to alienate straight male players. Each event and career is gayer than the last. The final nail to the coffin is how on jp they added to the lore that uma don't need men to procreate. Adding something that convoluted serves only as a means to make men completely obsolete in umaverse.
did someone call
posted it again award
He's actually retarded
imagine being a ningen fucker
why hating... why we can't just love each other...?
>>587404978avert your eyes, ulala
>uma x fem ningen everywhere>uma x male ningen nowherehow do you guys justify to yourself spending so much time and money on a yurige? you are not the target audience
>>587405185is this the same guy who drew chad american taiki shuttle? im not usually one for genderswapped art but i kinda like these for some reason...
I've loved you since 12,000 years ago
>>587404832Are you a smelly Uma girlfeets chad...or an Uma with cute feet?
See you neighas in Yokohama
>>587405329burger bros...memory holed
>>587405271>uma x male ningen nowhereExplain Mr CB parents
>>587405090retard
>>587405245so true bestie
Marvey was very cute in the event
mare x stallion is only natural you see
These two are fucking each other's brains out every night at their dorm room. I would hate to be either one's trainer, because I would be made to feel like a third wheel all the time.
>>587405234Imagine you ship your trainer with another trainer, but that trainer is an umaphile, so you are always trying to dress your trainer up with uma ears and tails and in official concert costumes, looking for that trainer's dick to twitch at the sight of your trainer, effectively setting your trainer up to have to wear an ear headband and tail belt for the rest of her life.
>>587405271>uma x male ningen nowhereCB was born because her mom (an uma) married her trainer (a male ningen)CB wants to do the sameyou dumb bitch
Everybody is confirmed gay in tracen. Only uma population collapse awaits. Nothing good will ever happen. It's over. Demons and jews won.
>>587405373>>587405583Her other parent is a female trainer
>>587405271You will never be a woman
>>587405618>>587405446>>587405271>>587405090this diddy ahh blud is spamming off cooldown lmao.
do you think male trainer is considered a creepy profession in-universe? like "male nurse" or "guy who goes on vacation to thailand"
>>587405734she calls him a man and her fatheryou dumb bitch
What a fucking retarded question
I'm sorry to all the Ryan enjoyers out there. I'm sure there are people that like this uma and this might offend some of them. But holy fuck it's so ugly. Like holy fuck. I unironically like the OG design more. I'm sorry but this is not it.-Charles
you are not supposed to reply to bait
Everything that is beautiful and pure is being raped by the woke mind Satan until everything is as twisted and diseased as it is. My precious himbas... forever unattainable...
yes keep giving him (you)'s, fucking morons
>>587405802i thought male nurses were considered really hot and attractive tho?
>>587405802it would depend entirely on what the prospective male trainer looked like. if you are less put together than the trainers in the manga or spicaman they are gonna assume you are a creep
I (a male man) have sex (penis in vagina) with my trainee (a female umamusume) and we love each other (romantically).I know this may be hard for some of you to comprehend but alas it is true.
>>587405802no. Most coaches and trainers are male, female trainers are the exception.
My ability to ignore shitty posts has gotten good enough that I immediately forget what I [-], but unfortunately I don't have stubs disabled so I keep [+]ing posts I [-]'d because I forgot about it.
Reminder that the resident yuritroon is a pagpag
>>587405969yeh it's hard to even get annoyed anymore, esp after the pag leak >>587406007that was too funny
>>587405959This is what Daiwa thinks in reality
>>587405907>>587405918Humiliating the brown tranny whenever he appears is half the fun.
>>587405959it's a bit depressing you have to add all those qualifiers nowadays instead of just being able to post>hurr durr daiwa sexo GETTO
>>587405959this but penis in anus
>>587406167Yeah I'm sure he really cares that you and a troon mass replied to him
daiwa sexo
>>587405959hurr durr Daiwa sexo GETTO
>>587405961Then why is every pal card trainer female? Hmm
>>587406207once or twice a week.
>>587405802No.If you fucking read the story like you should of any uma career you would know.They're pretty much fine, or not really care too much about "muh grooming". Some of them even ships you with your trainee, for example, Nice Nature.There is a Tamamo dialogue where she clearly says everybody knows you motorboats Creeks tiddies and you're both happy for it.
>>587405959post the scene where (You) get manipulated by the evil SLUT Curren and Daiwa loses her shit
wahey>>587403146>>587399098>>587403275wtf I missed jong
Lmao tranny
>>587405329It's very brave of them to still hold a concert in another 3rd world country.
>>587398534Jordan's ass burgers...
>>587406308What about outside of Tracen though? I'm sure human women and people who work in non-uma industries would think you're a pervert.
>have sex with Ayabe >have sex with Curren>have sex with both>now I get to watch them have sex with each other>have sex with both again
>>587406162>>587406302You are trans.
>>587405969bro, hide stubs
>>587406302because if /uma/ were going to spend 30-60k on a pal card banner, would they choose Spicaman or Riko Kashimoto? 90% would choose Riko because of the sex, and barely 5% would choose Spicaman even though that's the correct option
I am kinda bummed that they turned Creek into a lesbian. Is there any other uma that is just like Creek but straight?
>>587406162right before she beds her male torepi
can you stop targeting the T community? it's not us making those posts.
>>587406485If Creek had a male trainer in Cingray you'd be complaining about NTR.
>>587406530mama... i will never let them hurt you...
Rangeban the turd world
>>587406485uhhh we have maruzensky i guess
>>587405969ask claude how to use filter little gro
>>587406373>what about outside of TracenWhat i've said is outside of tracen.I even gave you example of Nice Nature, where the shopkeepers ships you with her.
>>587406530T head trainers are real!?
Bought half a kilogram of cheap ground beef but I noticed far too late that the packaging was open so I have to eat that in the next 24hVInes clanking has yet to yield decent results.mumasume
Help me /v/ma>wait for a year for Laurel's release thinking she will be the one>anon reveals that Laurel only likes girls sexually/romantically (Brian in game, her female trainer in Star Blossom)>lose all will to playShould I just switch to Wow Forever and never log in again?
How long until Orfevre and Gentildonna banners?
>>587406308>the outsiders in the umaverse are A-OK with (You) and Super Creek being absolute degenerates together>Tamamo mentions it with all the drama of a weather reportI think I'm gonna cry, anons, this is so beautiful
>>587406485Lesbians don't exist. All Uma long for human cock, sorry transister.
>>587303258crown for u
>>587405802fuck off to school, burger
>>587406652I would throw that in the garbage and get new meat. Never eat anything from an open package, you will get prions.I swear distance S inspos are not real
>>587406883CUTE
>>587406930Too late
>>587406658You're the same guy who cuckposts melusine in fgoalter aren't you?
>>587406783Orfe guts is in 9 months. Gentildonna is 13 months. Orfevre trainee is in May 2028.
This December your favorite umamusumes will shred the vestiges of liking men and boldly reveal how their hearts beat only for each other's umanko.
>>587407064Thats a long time....
>>587404551What about millets?
>>587406142>>587406007qrd?
>>587406652>package was already openit's probably fine. Just eat it in the next 3 days or so and refrigerate what you don't cook.
>>587405959No one says, thinks, or wants this
>>587406996God bless whoever decided the belly bulges should also have jiggle physics.
didn't even look at the lineup until now and it's...really midmostly just ayabe laurel and dantsu but aside from that not much
we have become exceedingly efficient at this ritual
Being a male trainer in the uma world must be the most miserable expecience ever>beautiful women everywhere but none of them are interested in men>you are destined to die as a virgin cuck>your trainee will have a Iesbian orgy but you are not invitedThere is no way there have been zero cases of extremist incel violence in universe
>>587406883hey anon do you take requests for alt outfits? I know you did Topro already but I'd be nice to see her with the ramen outfit
>>587407320>scarletBASED>operaBASED>digiBASED>mayaBASED>cafeBASED>pearlBASED>pockeBASED
Nice thread globalbabs
Literal copypaste spamming
>>587407445eat shit trVnny
The class rep is kinda hot ngl
>>587407320ok umama who asked
Being a female trainer in the uma world must be the most amazing experience ever>all umas want to have sex with you>even pathetic male trainers try to hit on you but you cuck them with their trainees instead>male trainers end up acking out of loneliness and isolation
>>587407430This looks like a mob uma.
I think I'll close the tab for today. You guys have a nice rest of your evening and cya tomorrow
>>587407320name 3 good singers
>>587407445Fuck off and die
Male trainers exist only to be cucked and humiliated. Male virginity is at 100% in tracen.
>>587407030No that's me
>>587407445for a moment i thought u were asking me to draw her with the ramen shop clothes, black shirt and apron loli'll see what i can do
howaaa
>>587407530
More tranny spam
>>587407530She only likes women though
>>587407742michael jacksonMJthe king of pop
>>587407968You will never be a woman.
>>587407982guh
what set him off this time?
>>587407786i wish. imagine being tracen's designated beta male? umas can fuck each other, leave their shoes and socks to me...
>>587408035HRT depletion
>>587406883Cute! I think you captured her outfit well.
>>587408035I responded to his bait about CB. Gomenasai
I thought for sure that at least loves only you would love only her trainer, but yuri is truly invicible in umaverse
>>587407797that is acceptable too lmaobut yeah her actual alt outfit, you could draw her with a bowl of ramen or holding a fan like this, cheers!
>>587406883Thank you king, very cute
>>587407982holy uncit's been almost two decades already, get over it
A bot
>he can't filter a md5 picngmi
>>587407742Bryan SingerLori SingerMarc Singer
>>587408146
>>587407797why are you drawing anything for that faggot
>>587408192ojisan general, kid
>>587408250>implying he doesn't bypass thatNow that you mentioned it he'll bypass it. Good job jackass
>>587407530Now this I can agree with!
>>587408398Xhe's a phonetoddler, i.e. a retard.
>>587408317idk who that isi just draw for fun
>>587408398To be honest I don't even need those md5 filter, my usual filter already hits him
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>another lesbian story eventaaaand skip
Even more troon spam
>>587408538based drawfagif I could make a request, I'd love to see Ramen Suzuka. Thank you for your service
>>587408538he's the worst poster here, I suggest you draw something else. He already requested his garbage oshi anyway
>>587400828All according to plan
>>587408635No such thing.
>>587408538blessed anon.
bwos your regex reps?
>>587408716by story event, he meant this thread
>>587408538he's the resident schizo that shits up the thread everyday you do you
AHHH FUCK I SNACKED
>>587397632>it's a symptom of antisocial behavior110%. A simple example being what zoomer and alpha think what "friendship" means, and what (for example) dudes to in a friendship they have. They DO insult each other, shit on each other and throw banter, that's perfectly natural and a thing males do towards each other in general.Some people can't get this simple fact into their head, and that results in there being a lot of weaklings that can't take shit. Or, as you said, they can't take criticism, and the results of their actions.How about you take a hike you faggot haha lol>made strava and dressing like a hiker their whole identityPeople fucking LOVE being soulless freaks, holy shit. Everyone is so goddamn boring these days, fuck me.>Some people are also just different thoughNaturally. Just like some people are autistic, yet have more social competence then these people with fake, made up ""personalities"".
>>587408868A lonely troon pagpag spamming his copypastas is hardly a thing anybody should care about.
>>587408570no such thing, just come back with a bigger dick and money
>>587408920did you get anything good
holy unc yap
I wonder what it's like to be pressed between two cutting boards.
>>587406996Are we just going to ignore the mysterious beauty standing RIGHT THERE??
>anything related to Narita Top Road>WAAAAAH SCHIZO SCHIZO SCHIZO YOU'RE SHITTING THE THREAD SCHIZO REEELmao absolutely mindbroken
We could be talking about drama right now
>>587409060I can't imagine how it'd feel to have their underdeveloped yet soft and noticeable bossoms on my ears, pressing each other so I can listen to their heartbeats at the same time, as their nipples get noticeably erect on my skin...Yeah...I can't imagine...
>last few threads were chill>I vanish for a few hours and now it's a shit showhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>587397632The shift from in-person socialization to online socialization makes it so (1) you don't get relentlessly bullied in person, which was a blunt but effective tool to stamp out retarded social behaviour, and (2) you can easily connect with other maladjusted individuals, which rewards retarded behaviourI mean this in the most sincerest way possible: smartphones and social media have been a disaster for the human race
>>587409043NONOTHINGNADAZILCH
>>587409104sometimes I post her just because I like to see what happensit's pretty impressive what a basic blonde bitch can do
Space!
unc yap 2 stop cross threading faggots
>>587409306>>587408920How often do I need to repeat myself...
uma jarpig when?
Keep replying to the Finemo poster
>>587409246so it's your fault
>>587408668like what then>>587408640okeee
>>587408920>>587409306dober...
When people draw Inari One with small boobs I get really upset. I mean REALLY upset. My face gets flushed instantly and I feel my neck tighten up. Counting to ten and breathing slowly usually helps me regain my composure.
>>587408151>>587409104fuck off V
>>587409193did you hear about what happened in mambo... holy sh*t....
>>587408538put operao in ze queue
>>587409104lol
>>587409567Huuh?
>>587409514Anything else really. You've been taking requests for a while so draw an uma you like this time
>>587409362Sorry for interrupting the yuri schizoposting. I have learned my lesson and will refrain from repeating this crass mistake.
>>587409567how small are we talking? She'd look better with *slightly* smaller boobs (upper C/lower D cup?), but pettanko is going too far.
Tomankomai Scramble
Romantic Umamusume
>>587406883Something about her is really motivating thanks for the cute drawing anon.
>>587409760>She'd look better with *slightly* smaller boobsStop. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>587409738both are annoying but at least the other one is hidden automatic
All umas were flat at some point
>>587409901And some remain flat forever, that's what make them precious: God is telling us they're perfect already
>1.2m per run good for club>upping total kita fancount>fishing for loopa skillspretty effective, can't wait until the half tp is over though so I can gp farm
>>587409825sex marriage loving family live with cbsex marriage loving family live with rudolfsex with maru
>>587409901
someone post THAT
>>587410347
>reddit uma[-]
>>587410394no this one. this one is ugly.
how can we make this thread even worse
>microaggression garbo[-]I agree tho, the orange cunt is reddit as hell
Good night friends!!
>>587410523mike row aggression? he always seemed pretty chill on dirty jobs tho
>>587410225Ryan is so ugly
>>587410604
>no one replying with sambaif you needed anymore proof that the general is sick
>>587409301This is the exact reason why politics have become so deranged, and why formerly niche fetish content has become so mainstream.It's sort of the same as the herd immunity concept. When enough people are vaccinated, the disease can't spread and the unvaccinated are safe too. If someone does get infected, they won't spread it to any other unvaccinated people because they won't interact with any.The internet acts as a matchmaking service that allows all these disease mentalities - flat earth, pits, furfags, various political extremism, to bypass that herd and jump directly from one vulnerable retard to the next, except unlike measles that they would either kill them or grant them immunity on survival, they can't be cured of their furfaggotry now that they're perpetually hooked up to a machine feeding them gay submissive puppyboy slop.It's like a worldwide pandoras box home delivery system.
no gp in a week awardrealized I had something usable all this time award
UnruffledUnyieldingUnrestrainedUnstoppableUndefined Fantastic Object
>>587410730
>>587410347>>587409060>>587403275
>>587410473Then you don't deserve the other one faggot
>>587410868this is me except im trying to breed the perfect solid steps/muddy lineage and accidentally got one with good whites instead
>>587410825no, those faggots were already acting like faggots when I was a kid, its a home and teacher problem
>>587410813euro hours are the worst
>>587410825There's nothing wrong with liking pits
WHERE IS HE CYGAMES??????
>>587411214should probably aim for left/winter/wet cond greens and luckshit muddy from gl dirt hintsmuddy doesn't get used ever again
>>587411226Only when Umama posts
>>587409301>you don't get relentlessly bullied in personThe loss of school bullying is one of the greatest mistakes we ever made as a society. And I say this as a victim of 90s early 00s school bullying, which I survived no issue, and made me stronger for it.>smartphones and social media have been a disasterIronic how making the internet easier to access than ever, is the main cause for the continuing retardation of civilization. "I can access wikipedia, and humanities knowledge at any time possible? SICK!", which quickly turned "haha doom scrolling unga". How anyone can stay positive about the future is beyond me.>>587410825>furfags became mainstream and normal cuz of the internetTheir shit started in the 70s or 80s, when they would have conventions and other degenerate shit. This is not a new trend, so let's not pretend like the internet changed anything about this.
>>5874113566th anni for the release of Daring Tact
R&R
>>587411561>Hideo AND Kojimathe fuck is that silly name
Imagine, Rickey's muddy hooves...
>>587409701okee>>587409737ive drawn bootka, helios and kriss for me already what do you want anon?
>>587411561
Uhm... Umamusume?
I... couldn't beat Super Happy Meek...
>>587411361wait... really? NEVER?
>>587411404sure retard all the yuri schizo and namedrops are umamers we all believe that, kys idiot don't @ me again
>>587411687Chrono Genesis?
>>587411687I like Bourbon, maybe Calstone Light O if you're ok with JP only umas
apologies for poor englishI have never seen post about umamusume 「no reason」is this good umamusume, huh? do you like? tanomu? thank you
>>587411849>>587411863TOOK LONG ENOUGH
>>587411782All the next dirt CMs are firm and LoH track conditions are random but it's firm most of the time
>>587409103>mysterious beautyIt's just Ryan
>>587411987I have no reason to post it
>>587411843lol
>>587412127Oxymoron uma...
Biko Pegasus is cute.
Ardanfags are sick
>>587412127Why is she cosplaying, while being a racing uma?
>>587411782cm26 dirt mile firm funabashicm32 dirt mile firm chukyocm45 dirt medium firm del marloh random
>>587412270This thread is now good again
Hello, how is it going?
>>587411843Sad Poo**** chaser
>>587412295dirt medium eh?
>>587412454Everybody is good.
>>587412454Bad, been rerolling for a whole week on a game and now that I got a settled acc I want to keep rerolling I think this is my life now and I may have terminal autism it's nyover for me
>>587412504It was this year in 2026, they waited 4 years to do a dirt medium CM again to not see your dumb face again lol
>check hakuraku for inherits>Haru Urara NY skill is top tier>check guide>Haru Urara NY S tier>Inari One Alt is A tierWhat's going on here?
>>587412592hishimama...
>>587412653Urara is a dirter and Inari One alt is a long uma
>>587412758I have seen her going good in Sprint CM too
>>587412653Reading the skill explains the skill
Mejiro Ryan will NEVER have aura.
>>587413000you can't expect people to think for themselves
Copa Copa
>>587413101more than youll ever have BETA BALDY LMAO
>>587413138im bald though...
>>587413202bald and autistic...
>>587412917Speed carryover ult>accel zone target speed ult
>>587413283nyes
>>587413000That's not really the issue, both of them seems to be the same, increasing Target Speed based on what happens on Final Corner.But i thought Inari One was better for this as her other skills, like Encroaching Shadow
>>587413323ou shit
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB>https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB>https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBhttps://jiggie.fun/EIpZCB
Nips will never forgive the black ships.
>>587413536i will sabotage the jiggie
LARP LARP SAHUR
>>587413137
>>587412480it's just V chasing again
only pedophiles and children play roblox
>>587414114This is true
>>587414114isn't helios trying her hardest to groom ruby, a child
>>587414114factually true. ironically, both of these can, and likely will, be british. just like the games developer.
>>587414114umamusume isn't a game for big boys either
>>587414114what about minecraft?
>>587414039Nice, from now on this will be my sleep mask
>>587414283its literally an ojisan/obaasan game
>>587414292Millenial game>>587414283Salaryman game
>>587414114>muh pedophilesOh the burger hours...
>get Vines and a spook from the first 10-pullwhat are the odds of that happening? >SSR rate = 3%>10 pulls = 3%x10so 0.03x0.03x0.3 = 0.027%?I need a refresher in probability, I'm afraid
>>587414283i can be a big boy for you
>>587414451muhposters are always worthless
>>58741447950%
>>587414479all odds are 50/50it happen or it dont
>>587414479100% because it happened
>>587414114I'm a pedophile and I have no idea what roblox is, though
>>587414479https://stattrek.com/online-calculator/binomial
>>587414664>I have no idea what roblox isgiga unc...
The 2002 gen is kino but this general is filled with SHEEPLE so nobody knows it
>>587414664then you're off the meta
>>587414664
>>587414708>P(X = x) = { n! / [ x! (n - x)! ] } * px * (1 - p)n - xFUCK ME
>>587414114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_moRFDgvec>unc never stole a brainrot
>>587414548Keep hunting your boogeyman while the whole world is dying fucking ameritard
curren chan filly eclair
so what did we learn?
fan runs doko?
>My trainer got uncmogged by other ojisans
>>587415253Danchou pls
>>587415245that I need to die
>>587414479for any spook it's about 25%for the rateup 7%for both it's like 1%
>>587415253danchou doesn't deserve them
We all looking for that fortnite pirate token like no cap frfr
>>587414114>he missed out on obby, dress to impress, total drama island, Dandy's world, death penalty, and Adopt Me!I only know rhese because my siblings kept making me play with them
>>587415367unity has 15 tp runs still
>>587415253I have done nothing but teleport fans for seven days.
>>587415367Enough TP for a unity fanrun
>>587415471I wish I had friends to play these with
>>587415253
>>587415610not you
>vodka mentions to me how pretty the autumn flowers are on the home screen>its spring here
>>587415610how are the quotas in JP clubs?
>>587415769Tracen is in Japan anon
>>587415782I don't know, the one I've been in my as well not have one.
>>587415603There's a dandy's world general on /vm/ but I never went there myself, but yeppers some of these should be fun to play with frens especially death penalty
shot through the head
>>587415957Mambwo....
>>587415769At least you hadnt already entered into winter when those voice lines started showing up
>>587415957>stegochad is in nippon mambonot on my bingo card
>>587415848>>587416164i just realized i called the autumn leaves "flowers" and nobody corrected meyou guys are so nice
>>587416647Oh... So that's why she took that photo...
>>587415994nonny...?
Having sex with Kawakami Princess is 98% more likely to end in a crippling accident than doing it with Gentildonna
>>587416985What if I have sex with Donna right after staring at Shiina's tits?
>>587417047Pelvis-pulverizing Amazon press.
imagine begging someone to roleplay as Kris S's sloppy seconds for you
>>587416647Falco is so tactless, she can't say something like that about one's disabilities.
>>587415994And you're to blame? Darling, you give love a bad name?
>>587417276Shhh he's so close to accepting
>>587417368Unc Jovi...
>>587417347There's nothing wrong with being German.
this thread is better now that I am here.
>>587417520
>>587417672It's your fault I posted this.
>>587417836
>>587418069horse pu oh wait
>>587416965hi
what is roblox even aboutI never ask so I don't get branded as a pedo
I love my silly wife.
>>587418228Any adult into Roblox is a groomer anyway, you're not missing on anything.
>>587418280yooo me too!
>>587418228platform to make games on, used mostly by kids or their older siblings, and groomers>t. played it when i was a kid
>>587418228British game made by groomer, for groomer, and extreme levels of child exploitation.
I love Rice
>>587418662>when i was a kid>anons in their early 20s post herebwooo....
>>587418228you know how, as a kid, you could use your imagination to create any kind of story in your head to entertain yourself? it's kind of like that but everything invented on roblox still ends up being awful slop meant to make kids spend money with the credit card their parent forgot to unlink from the account
>>587418786many are saying this
>>587418786Prove it
>>587418219
Seiun Hades will have a fee of 500k Yen
light o sex o
>>587418845im 27 this month... and i played roblox in middle school
>>587416985That's ok, King can take care of you. Her and Kawakami come as a bundle you know
>>587418983holy cute
>>587418983ears too small
>>587418932$5,000 to have your own Hadesling
>>587418894My favorite percentage of roblox is that a part of the proceeds every creation makes, goes to the kid that made it... but that percentage is so disgustingly tiny, that it might as well be nothing.Not only that, but said kids are only allowed to transfer their profits after they reach a certain amount of money, aka never in the case of most peopleThe developer is essentially letting dumb kids slave away for free, taking all the money. It's hilarious that no one gives a shit about this, not to mention the rampant pedophiles in the game.
Rolling for Wei then have her watch me as i full nelson Ruby then Palmer
>>587418923...
>>587419464No one studies like this
>>587419464 Sex with Kitasan
>Mile S>Dirt DIt's fucking TeioverTomorrow will be better
is the new fujin worth using for fronts?
>>587419831Weaker than Vbobo right now, but you'll get to use her once the new bobo wit is out
>>587419587maybe
Sex?
>>587419792
>>587419464good nonny stay strong
>>587419959sex is gross and yucky but I have to do it for my trainee's mood..
>>587418280>>587418623She's not silly! She's puny!
>>587419959Bakushin mogs every other Sakura since day one
If Wonder Acute is a granny why do I want to impregnate her?
>>587420195She's not silly!She's just pony!
hey
>>587420089miss you
>>587420338Gerontophiliac bro...
>>587420380
>>587420380Yes! You're not silly! You're a phony!
>>587419792>>587420051Cuddling with Wonder Acute
Why are there so many incel pedophiles playing a game made for queer teens??
>>587420423miss you too. wish we could talk like we used to
this game is going to turn me into a ryonafag
>>587420951fusu
>>587420952that's a big memmy b
>>587418623Everyone post your top fan earner.
>>587419831>Concentration>Midrace velocity with a recovery in it>Corner VelocityWill remain viable after GL which gives everyone concentration (if you can't get concentration then you're gambling by running three fronts)
>>587419831She's another version of VBourbon but can get golden groundwork.
>had 1 start, he won a maiden special weight race at Del Mar and retired to studLOL>"He retired sound, no he didn’t have any injury, by what I know it was a commercial decision by his connections"LMAO
>>587420951Can you fuck off with these retarded twitter pics?
>>587421612gwochacho is responding to the bot
>>587421457this is advanced scratching, bro didnt even get to have a career
>>587421174ok
>>587421314
>>587421039based
>>587421894Please get Masquerade Ball a new jockey. Or just retire him at this point it hurts to watch that fuckass frenchie ride him poorly.
>>5874211741B soon!
>>587422004What did Lememe do?
>>587420861
>>587421894special week will beat the gaijins...
>>587421894the blood of the supreme ruler will push danon to first place inshallah
>>587422264so graceful for that one animation
>>587422264I want to massage her legs
>>587422379sweep said this to me and then won cm, the yada creature is giving me mixed signals
>>587422661If she says she hates you it means she wants your childrenNo matter how much they fight back and call you rapist later, it's what women do
>>587422567I love her. I wish I had pulled for her.
>>587422872so nice of you to taker her out after her shift at Umac Donalds
>>587422872ma'am calm down I only said I'd tip 30%...
>>587422872When El Condor Pasa gets El Cocko in her Pucha
fucking el while mambo (bird) watches
>>587423048>I love her>I didn't pull for her
>>587423348On it
>>587422872Yeah I’ll get a large number 1 with a coke no pickles no cheese and no ice in the drink it’s already cold in the machine
>>587423421the metafag logic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ILNhRBDgok
>>587423048love is a strong word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfyF_H0ubEc
>>587423591Chiyobald is a big metafag
>he did not max potential his uma wife
>>587423729the most evil____ mejiro
can we do a room maybe two604063396040633960406339
>>587421174When doing a fan run do you guys also cover the sparks to avoid seeing 3 star pinks and blues? Just me?
Localize THIS
>>587424398go back to /vm/a
>>587424663Poo**** getting shit pushed in /vm/a
>>587422567
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
i just remembered, the next danchou cup happens BEFORE gmits the japan cup, right?
>>587424398rare stam debuffers, let's try again163542911635429116354291
So are there any Umas with a decent amount of Bong Blood? No Irish ones don't count.
>>587425230retard
>>587425230
>>587425127ogurin loves to chill at the back, thanks for joining
Just drank a bottle of kefir all by myself
>>587425112the japan cup is the 29th so its prolly going to be around then
>>587425602People are actually making Dirt Helios's?
>>587424153
>>587425705funny wei pick aside, she's still a meta mile uma
>>587425602awesome
>>587425837Yeah but G Dirt...
>>587425705I've seen both dirt Suzuka and Seiun aces in rooms here too. Who needs dirters when you can just do a little convincing and deploy your turf umas.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HWzLFycWkAIZZL6.jpgumanko fresh off the oven (A south american's poorly lit garage)
>>587425705The party never stops Even on dirt Going my own WEI
I wish I had an uma to say good morning, had breakfast, and help me take care of our chicken coop together before going to work. :(
I will lose my mind if I lost to a zoomerfag this CM.
>>587425912G stands for ganbaruzoi!
>>587426050Ease up your vibes and you'll be good.
What are they planning?
>>587426243giving me paizuri
>>587426050This is why you run a hag to counter the zoomzoom
i hope i get to sleep next to a non related female at least once
>>587425943Trad chads are on a whole other level
I love you. Can we cuddle and kissu?
Do surface aptitudes also get white sparks later or is it just distance that it's eventually easier to mutate for
Would you take Mejiro Palmer on a date?
>>587426439Say please.
>>587426439fuck off danchou
>>587426514Yes and style too of course.
>>587426373when the time comes you will be thrown into a mass grave alive, you will see a random woman next to you and you will laugh remembering this post as you fall asleep from blood loss
>>587426528only when they're well mannered, and cute, like paam
>>587426575Style seems pretty worthless but at least that means I can in the future run umas I actually like for dirt, thanks
fusu
i hope i get to sleep next to a non related male at least once
>>587426651It's not worthless since style S is actually very good
>>587426656hey
>>587426590McQueen wouldn't say this
>>587426528I sincerely question the sanity of anyone who would say no.
>>587426656everyone has shared a bed with the bros tho
>>587426845i too am hard at work
Would you call Mejiro Palmer's Halloween outfit lewd?
>>587426845i wish ryan would service me too
>>587426845What a dork
>>587426750nonny?
Now that I think about I only really like 3 Mejiros. Thats not even half
>>587427040Which 3, though?
>>587427079Mejiro, Mejiro, and Mejiro
>>587427079Ramonu, Dober, and Ardan of course.
>>5874271213 excellent choices, though. You got great tastes. I wish I liked Mejiro more.
I love cute stinky smelly cheesy vinegary Uma girlfeets! <3 <3 <3 <3
>>587426940Yes
>>587427040For me it's Ryan, Bright, and Palmer. I also like McQueen and Dober though. Ardan is fine but doesn't interest me in any particular way. (We have plenty of other boobmonsters.) I don't know Ramonu yet.
>>587427283
The only Mejiros I actually don't like are bright and ardan
>>587427409This but also add Ramonu.
Umas wearing tight jeans and getting embarrassed when they bend down and their buttcracks show
Would you date your trainee's bestie?
>>587427371Ardan is not really a cow, that's the fanart warping your perception. I'm a huge sucker for the ice queen archetype and love older women, so Ramonu is just someone I was destined to be into.Dober is very cute and she features a similar vibe of having to first warm up to her trainer before really relying on him, which I dig.Ardan is just very pretty and wife coded, though I def like the other two more.Bright and Palmer are for sure both conventionally attractive, but they just arent really my type, visually or personality-wise. Mcqueen is whatever and Ryan I think you just have to be into.
>>587427639if they're besties they won't mind sharing
Haru showing up in dirter campaigns slays me I want to snack on her banner
>>587427639only if they want to share
soon
>>587427398
What is Dober's problem?
The mejiro have taken over the general
>>587427706What other Umas would give you a threesome?
@umagrok who's the best mejiro in terms of umanko
>>587428024Seriously, why can't she make up her mind?
>>587428185Mejiro Gold
>>587428242
i'm cooking rice balls
>>587428584yum
>>587428570Taiki is a good friend.
>>587428584>currenposter likes yummy ballswe know
So which stallion did Dober like the most?
>>587428730me
>>587428730Dober couldn't resist the Spe-cock.
>>587428242Dober could learn a few things from Taiki.
Danchou said that my face is ugly...I'm sad now.
>>587429113rape her
>>587428730Her first time that she gave her virginity to was El Condor Pasa
>>587429423fvark
>>587429423that's so lewd
>>587429423BLC...
>>587419831Bourbon's ult is a bit better, but not by any significant margin. VFujin can also use the Bourbon Wit card and Bourbon can't, so that is a significant margin of strength. Kitasan can also use it, PLUS she has TTL, a skill only on shit cards right now, and Suzuka can use it too, and her evolved Concentration adds accel. So those umas are looking at .6 or.8 accel in early-race plus Concentration in the case of Suzie/Fujin. Compared to that, VBourbon's .2 accel, .4 if you get Early Lead via sparks, is substantially weaker, so she'll consistently start the mid-race behind all the other front runners like Suzuka/Kitasan/Fujin
>>587429423I'm trying to imagine El attempting to have sex but it's funny every time
I just finished Tarumae's career, why does the """"good"""" ending leave off right when she gets raped in Dubai midway through Rickey's career
>>587429665she prolly says some shit like "ay caramba!"
>>587429423>El>Having sex¡Grass! ¿Qué es el sexo?
>>587429782serves that cunt right
>>587429782It’s to make you want to roll for Rickey so you can see that atheist cunt get fucked
I will never be loved for who I am because who I am is a bland, boring person with no actual hobbies. Umamusume.
>>587430463just like (seemingly) the majority of current internet people
>>587430463get some hobbies nerd
>Dia tracen ondo on my yt homepage the entire weekI don't understand
>>587430570I go to work play video games and jerk off what the fuck else do you want from me
>>587430570I'd rather just jerk off to Tosen Jordan.
>Nishino Flower x Horsecock
>>587430463I know that feeling
>>587428993>>587430640to be sorta interesting and not cringe as hell, like most MEN are.
>>587430640do you work every day of the week? isn't videogames a hobby?
>>587430640You and everyone else
>>587430640how original
>>587430831
>>587430463I don't need anyone who is excentric since I'm the one bringing the spices to the table
>>587430932We know 'mama
>>587430989Zooming into Dober's pits
>>587430968Wrong
>>587430932i don't want spice. I want a normal idyllic life.
guts training with mejiro dober
>>587431157>>587431157>>587431157
>>587430463I am a wizard and a happily contented hermit. I have my own small 3 bedroom house (largest bedroom is the study with 1k books), and I like philosophy, literature, theology, vidya, writing, and music. Uma Musume has devoured me a bit, but maybe I'll lose interest and quit loving it quite so much. it's been 18 months though, I just love these horse girls to death.
>>587430831Of course except my 2 says off>isn’t video games a hobbyApparently it doesn’t count
>>587429884teaching an uma sex is so hot, especially tamamo
>>587430463if you're ok with never being loved then it's no problem, but the fact that you're airing it out here means you're not. Improve yourself, even a bland boring person with no hobbies is better than a bland boring person with no hobbies, who is ALSO a downer.
