Previous: >>587398063New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg 11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
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>>587431285rrat
Dober was the biggest mistake of my life.
DOCHA BIKO SAMBA
>>587431368
Mares...
>>587431318I like her now I think, not much reason behind it except the passive posting of her, I guess
ryan LOVE
>>587431318you know you want to
>uma ''''''fans'''' will not know this
>>587431431>SSR-worthy art on a SR carddamn old man...
really thinking of skipping this CM and waiting for GL to die bro how did this happen, alo wit sweepy is legit trash
>>587431767Its Inari, Creek, Oguri. Did people actually struggle to know that?
You play video games and jerk off?
>>587431774My favorite part is that the card has skill point bonus 1 for some unfathomable reason.
You play video games AND jerk off?
>>587431794wtf did you do anon you're supposed to spend blue tokens even if they don't give you anything so you have more chances at getting the +3 hint using blues, basically a free shop turn
>>587431664the jordan mafia is hard at work making sure the propaganda presses keep churning
>>587431820>>587431875AND watch anime
I always edge when doing careers.
>>587431820>>587431875Sometimes I write UmaTore fanfics.
>>587431431I really want to give her a manicure. Look at those nails, man.
>>587431968>>587431950
heyy
>>587431950
>wake up>browser opens /uma/ and /bag/ automatically>login Umamusume when I get bored with Blue Archive>login Blue Archive when I get bored with Umamusume>doomscroll both generals and shitpost>sleepfuck my NEET life
>>587431875My degenerate fetishes make me interesting
>>587432050Not interested
wahey
fuck until her umanko falls off
>>587431935I like Jordan because she's someone we can all enjoy being posted, instead of being spammed or coopted by some avatarfag/tranny
>>587431431please stop posting this ugly whore
>>587432075I fucking knew you chibifuckers posted here. Bet chibianon is from /bag/ too.
>>587432075Your free 100 Blue archive pulls??
>>587431950Lust provoking plushie TToTT
I do have Jordan and have read and played her mid story so the weak propaganda doesn't work.
>>587432120why?
>>587432225
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A BORROW RUN IN AONITY I'M GOING INSANE
>>587432075I'm only playing uma and BA while waiting for matches in titanfall2. sometimes the queue takes like 2 hoursI'm faster than umas, speed is life
>>587432291I do not care about st*llions
>>587432367this stopped happenning to me because I now check the background and tp costs before I start runs. I learned after the first time half TP clanking was introduced
>>587432075BA MENTIONED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUg7jP8jsccStay Gold is such a fucking retard>"Oh look here's some disgusting shit why don't I smell it?">smells it>has a melty>leans down to smell it again
>>587432407uncit's time to let gothat game is dead
>>587432050hi
Happy for StegoCHAD. He is eating good these days
>>587431808You'd be surprised.
>>587432651It's cute.
Tarumae after you ask why she is so fat
>>587432309>>587432637
>>587432075I always knew that those shit Dober posts can only come from a BAggot
>>587432781WHY IS SHE SO WIDE WTF ACTUAL FATASS NOT EVEN IN A GOOD WAY
>>587432075I basically quit BA when Umamusume came out for global, but BA announced a new alt for Azusa and now I'm back trying to scrounge up as much gifts as I can. Thank god this game has independent training now.
I know nothing about End Closers but I guess this is good enough?
>>587432890I hate how they oversimplified Azusa's design. Specifically the eyes.
HIfumi is better anyways
>>587432075I quit that shit on the gacha changeI don't care if it's better, you don't make that kind of change that late into the game's life. I always liked spark gacha better anyway.
>>587432758>his son does the same thinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d3GcUwNJe8what the fuck is up with this bloodline?
>>587432897it is, maybesomething you need to know about end closers is where does the accel phase starts, in a corner or a straight because if it starts on a straight or very close to one then straightaway spurt/encroaching shadow is available and you want that, you want spurt on this trackcheer king halo as a parent is good with your ryan, but no idea how much this would weight on your A+ calculation
>>587432897yeah those skills look right for an endcloser but that might be the first end granny ive ever seen wtf
I was a nerufag when I played
Uma x Blue Archive collab when?
>>587433189Nothing wrong.
>>587432897your spurt? midraces?
>>587433029NAMYO was never coming back anyway. I always wished she would atleast get some content after all this time, but yeah, I don't really like what they did with her style.
>>587432723>replying to Vew.
>>587433269hopefully never
>>587433083>FaustWe don't like villains here
>>587433269it needs to be the top tier umas, but only when they're foals.For reasons
>>587433454and
>>587433491>uma x BA and it's once again the rat's shenanigans
>>587433508Gross, and I am disappointed
>>587432723...
I think Uma Samba is overrated.
>>587432890Jerked it to that flat chest and armpit
>>587433620who the fuck are you
>>587433676YOU ARE OVERRATED!
Daring TactDaring HeartDaring Strike (my fav uma)
>>587433620why are you so riled up about it
>>587433269After the Azur Lane collab.
>>587433676Same 2bh
>>587433762Doesn't matter
>>587433779Izunasan Black....
>>587433945Azure Lane is a rotten WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE of gachaThat shits been in World of Warships, multiple times while at it.
>>587433620why are you acting like you are any better lol
mfw Blue Archive has a better and more generous gacha system unlike what Umafaggots have
>>587434010yes, that's the pointyou're no one
>>587434160and not even a third of the gameplay or production value
>>587433945who is the ehhhh of uma
>>587434160satania would say this
>>587434167Sure
>>587434208and revenuebut at least they have porn amirite
>>587434160SHUT UP ITODDLER
Which umamusume is gonna give you Kumis tonight?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>587434027my cute childhood friend daughter wife from next door izunasan-black>>587434276holy FUCK I haven't seen or thought of this creature in such a long timeused to see her in a bi-daily basis in the v/ba/ thread, but haven't been there in many years.
>>587434292>seething seth
>>587434414What the fuck is a kumis>Dream JourneyNo like actually what the fuck is a kumis
I play umamusume but don't jerk off to the umasI don't play blue archive but jerk off to the studentsjust as God intended
>>587434540>I don't jerk off to students>BUT I jerk off to students
>>587434540i have jerked off to that jordan webm several times
>>587434414I wonder if her's taste good.
>>587434540BA just has better lolis
>>587434540I prefer Rob Roy to Kaede.
I recently jerked off to Maron and Saria from Ocarina of Time.What was your most recent jerk?
AKSHUALLY it's normal for a horse to smell poo of other umas that's the uma social media posts for themidk if they do it to their own shit though
>>587434667>tip touching Thomas
>>587433640hope all is good...
>>587434798>kingfags are nintentoddler
>>587433676Umayon songs are just better
>>587434276Which Uma has>A chibi with a meme facial expression>A lot of sisters>A crippling inferiority complex to a Legendary Senpai>A love for food that said Senpai hates
>>587434414>K.S Miraclemy kumis is going to be thin and watery...
yikes
friendly reminder that gold ship smelled his own poop and jizzed on it
>>587434859Whatever fag, go play your WoW Forever.
>>587434843>he wouldnt touch tips with jordanngmi
>>587434924trvth
Wow, nice naturals!
Their hot & cold relationship is making my head spin
>>587434798Green Eyes, from back before the artist had a melty and switched to NTR
>>587434954???do you always mention random ass games when getting slight amount of criticism?
umamusume armpit slurping
>>587434981disgustingis this what naturefags think is hot?
>>587434981flossing my teeth with those pubes
>>587434823curren coded post
We're in for another drama month if V and Umama get together again
>>587431664holy fuck that luna is so goddamn CUTE!
bro did you hear about v and umers they uh posted or somethingthat's kinda litty ong
>>587435171we could just not talk about it. them getting back together is the most boring way this telenovela could go
>>587435171That just makes Umama a loser
>>587434798Kei does things to my dick
>>587435290umagrok translate this nibba babble
>>587435310who was this again, ryan? no can't be...
currensisters eating goodwhat's the plot gonna be this time?
>>587434850my sister lost her baby after 2 months of pregnancy, I was looking forward to be an uncle again but what can you do am good I just keep moving forward
>>587435368sheesh cuh, they be out here doing tricks and shit and yall don't even give a hoot onglike be so fr, gotta give the king his tithing
>>587434537horse milk I think
>>587434798
whores milk
>>587435471this c*rny n*gga just quoted eren yeager
>>587435230watching this webm and my brain suddenly started playingTHE LAND IS CLOAKED IN DEEPEST BLUETHE SHADOW OF EAGLES ACROSS THE MOON
>>587435471its no chaser november bro lock in
>>587435471maybe if you weren't such a subhuman on the internet god would be kinder to you
https://jiggie.fun/EIpZCBjig da nig
>>587435581>>587435678umamusume?
>ERPer being giant faggots over some vtuber cunt being sad
>>587436039too big
>>587435471bro glued the run pre debut
>>587435958That's Kitasan's cousin, you fake fan.>>587436118>People only ever post this one, not the one bike oneSky fags...
>>587436095
oguri sky
>ah shit V is gonna be my uncle gotta dip
>>587436118
Special Meek
>>587436302lmao
Are you gay fags ever going to stop drama and namedropping slop? Is it seriously that fun?
>>587436320Look at that suave motherfucker!
>>587436302-1 borrow it is what it is
Pay no attention to the wails of the damned.
>>587436302hope they saved up tp pots
>>587436118>>587436320Based Ojisan personally approved this
>>587436320who is that old fucker? Seiun Sky's owner?
>>587436752FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN
>>587432897Spurt and Cheer are both missing. Pump is inconsistent dogshit compared to Cheer
>>587435471that's sad, sorry to hearme too, I guess. just keep moving forward...
>>587436118Give Hades all the mare pussy in the world
>>587436302>wanted to reroll spawn
>>587434798kys
>>587436302my first instinct whenever i see V is that it refers to the person below you, and i spent a good couple of seconds trying to figure out what’s wrong with >>587436320
>>587436752Yes.
>>587435581Pikaman will pay for stealing all those artists.
>>587437416
>>587437449
space on my face
>>587437153based. I can't decide whether to kneel out of respect or crawl into a hole and die from secondhand embarrassment
trying to run dirt G umas in this CM must be some kind of self harm behavior
>>587437092Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>587437734
What if the next Uma we add to the game... was always hungry, so the joke is how much she eats?
Remember that one anon was larping about knowing what oshikatsu was
>>587437680space is always on your face, if you think about it.
>>587437737and doing it now at the peak of GL burnout is certainly a choice.
it's all luck
>>587436953thanks… it’s been tough. still doesn't compare to what my sister is going through. anyway I'm glad you are still going strong and not giving up. I appreciate you
>>587437710He's a huge Seiun fan and his daughter is a huge Nishino oshifan with her game profile being entirely based of Furawa.
>>587438026And how do our trainees achieve such luck? Through Shiraoki-sama
>>587437970no idea what you're talking about but I'm more of a papakatsu knower
>>587435471that's horrible, I'm sorry anonmy sister in law had a miscarriage after 3 months and it was terrible. will pray for your sister
>>587437970literally 90% of people here do not know what that is and yet they play this game and have favorite umas
>>587437680
>>587437970
>>587438426Very... Spacious
I am the most cringe poster in this general. Give me an Uma wife.
>>587438113ok that settles it
>>587438413The retard said itabags were not oshikatsu
I will not fall for uni propaganda because I'm already going to go all in on her
oshikatsudon
>>587438613I know I was the one calling him out
>>587438546Digitanno contest
>>587438546
>>587438546Curren Chan.
Which 4 Umas would be able to successfully pull off a Payday 2 heist? Assault and stealth.
>>587438546>I am the most cringe poster in this generalbold thing to say, how about some proofs?
>>587438747>cringe>ku reen cha>curren chanOH MY GOD
>>587438838ohnonononon curringe xisters???
dying sounds awesome
Outa borrows and started a clanker fan run. My other gatcha is doing patch maintenance so I have nothing to do.Surely tomorrow will be better.
>uniganda already
>>587438982You could talk about taking your favorite uma on a date.
Tomorrow will be worse
>>587438982it's about time
Delete one (1) Uma from the franchise
>>587438410I'm sorry to hear that anon and thanks for the kind words. my sister has been trying to get pregnant for 6 years and now when she finally succeeded it was stolen from her, it fucking sucks. I have been playing rpg maker indie games where the final boss is God so I can get my revenge
>>587439067nishino flower
>>587439067seeking the pearl
>>587439043Not wanting things to be better for people isn't kinda nice
Remove one person from /uma/ to fix
My trainee is the world's greatest Umadol??
>>587439067>facebook filenameI delete (You)
>>587438710You don't actually mean that
>>587439143I want the best for my umadacchi minus one
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN>https://jiggie.fun/X4SWCNhttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN>https://jiggie.fun/X4SWCNhttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN
>>587438982tomorrow will be better depending on how many fans you make
>>587439082you constantly hear about unwanted pregnancies and women getting pregnant if a man so much as looks at her, but when it actually is wanted it's just Not Allowed for some reason it's not fucking FAIR
>>587439031I would never cheat on my umawife with my favorite uma
>>587439082play nier otomota
>>587439416Okay, talk about taking your umawife on a date. I'm starving for romance, but I got nothing to read.
>>587439067Rickey
>>587439163*
no one cares. stop trauma dumping.
>>587439163the one called babydacchi
>>587439143I want things to get better, which is why I hope our local trannies kill themselves sooner rather than later.
Playing the pocky game with my beloved trainee until we run out of pocky
I care/uma/ is the general that feels closest to a real community on /vg/ so far. It's not in a faggy blogposting way too.
>>587439738theres a rope shortage please understand
>>587439608y'all need real friends
>>587439608ArdanGP poster wouldn't say this stop skinwalking
>>587439340I used to have a buddy who would make as many fans as I did but he's gone now, my line is lonely
>>587439360life often is not fair. I could have it worse so I don't complain much, still it is fucking bullshit that ended up like that. I love Spe reaction images she is so expressive>>587439481I have played it before it is in my top 10 favorite games. fantastic OST too
>>587439781lol
>>587439781everyone here hates eachother in the gayest catty way possible. at first i thought it was fun kayfabe but nah you niggas really want eachother to die for real.
>>587440056I hate everyone here minus one single anon
>>587439853>making up random names for people>anonymous image boardYou sicken me.
>>587440056That's no true I love all 30 mambwos...
Only Turbo and Cafeposters are cool. The rest are creepy weirdos
I don't hate myself which is more important in my opinion
>>587440056I just want other anons to love Fuji Kiseki.
I like it when you guys post about what you had to eat, or teiopostor how you can't get bitches
>>587440234even me?
My trainee is not a bitch
>>587440234But u kicked El Mysterio?
>>587440319>headstrong>cute as hell>sexy>boyi already love her tho....
>>587440319she's cute but my heart belongs to another miler
going to see the gf for dinner tomorrowshe has the day off from work and we're going to make something we made the first time we spent a weekend togetherumas for this feel?
