Previous: >>587431157New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>587461653carrot
current jiggie https://jiggie.fun/X4SWCNhttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCNhttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN
Name every musume
>>587461945
>>587461945no one in london knows who the fuck any of the concert umas are
me in uma london with the next anon that post
rolling
umankomai
FUCKMAINICHI FUCKUMA UMA FUCKFUCKFUCKUMA FUCK
>Still in Love is the incel umafinally someone says it
>>587461995Tazuna HayakawaAoi KiryuinYayoi AkikawaEtsuko OtonashiRiko Kashimoto
This game is seeded as helltrainees you haven't touched for a long time gets a highroll boost to the first career they run + new ones you just got too
>>587462101>>587462126see you, slut
aughhh why are there so many dirt races? When did this happeN? At least I'm free from MANT for a while during the dirt fest.
>>587462343it was an update with unity 2.0, gwo. did you not do the time-limited missions then? what happened to your free 150 carats?
What do these three umas have in common?
>>587461945Some clubs are in the A-A+ danger zone. Again
We fucked
https://files.catbox.moe/6pqy7i.mp4
>>587462446Mambwos...
>>587462445>genki helpful girl>cute CF>WHOREanon, there isn't anything common among them
>>587462445I would explain but I don't want the antijp schizo to bounce on my dick
>>587462446>Mambwos are at rank 498 againit's fucking over...
>>587461703Flash is actually mega cute and not just mega sex
The class rep is vulnerable
next bread will be brot
>>587462417I saw the mambo hai and the zenigata derby, but where'd all those other half dozen dirt races come from? Were they always there? I always bumped Falco to turf B so I didn't have to worry about finding dirt races.
soon..
>>587462815
>>587462990This is way too erotic to be a high schooler...
Raisu is good with naifu
What the fuck is wrong with Latinx fans?
>>587463309she tanked that
>>587463232Raisu good waifu
>120 more stamina than the winnerRushed + spot struggle is fucking bullshit
>>587463441Kek
>>587463485not enough wit means she got rushed
>>587463309Hey I was gonna post that later
>>587463309>>587463441Bue wouldn't have been rejected if she dressed like this more often.
>>587463075me at the back
Childhood friends are designed as losing heroines
>>587463309(with a light flutter)
While I was training Tarumae, a man I met called Bamboo "Yae".
>>587463690Bue sex!
>>587464059
>>587463309Are shotguns easily available in tracen?I think that devilish gaijin Taiki gave it to her
Did you know umamusume? Mr CB's dream is to marry her female trainer just like her uma mother married her own female trainer
>>587462237I'm like this but a guy but it's not charming when a guy does it...
>>587464175You are trans.
>>587463309Now you know to not reject your trainee for the good of her mental health and race performances
>>587462237>sil avatarIs this a self-report?
>>587464297it's a slop pfp and thus should be hidden and ignored
>>587464368>woke falcon
You should all know
I wish you stopped posting twatter screenshots. Nobody sane gives a shit what they say and neither should you.
>>587464248No I am not???????
Does Flash's toilet have a poop observation deck so she feels more at home?
morning coffee
>>587464558My favorite!
>>587464484they get banned on /v/ so they have to come here to collect (You)s from retards
>>587464445Why did they make Flash and Falcon gay?
>>587464558mornings
>>587464664girls shower together all the time tho, they even shit together for god knows what reasons
>>587464495>>587464664You're a tranny.
>>587462297im the one seeding rice and fuku, what about you
Stop being stupid
>>587465041how do i do that
>>587461653samba?
Ikuno...
>>587465041we dont stop here
>>587465157Dictus...
>>587464832Umas that would intimidate their friends because they take massive loud shits?
I have 2 gold crystals sitting idle doing nothingAre there any decent upcoming SR for coping or clanking? I already have mlb seiun wit, do I just use them to MLB vega guts? Its good for clanking right?
good milening!I can be your guide in london
>>587465403noppers, the clanking SRs are power cards
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587465425Take me somewhere where I can't be stabbed or robbed by roadmen please
>>587464723very nice cafe for a cold rainy morning
>>587465462I already have bobo power, nishino power and digitan power mlb if thats what you mean claking power SR
>morningNo... Is my cafebro a SEA?
>>587465560Its afternoon in SEA right now
>>587465560Everyone is either a kraut or from SEA
>>587465560work time is almost over in SEA bwo
Wait, my uma general is full of nazis?
>>587465493I can't take you a mile away from here
>>587465697Maybe?
Nazis aren't gay so no
>>587465757hitler is 4/20 not 4/19
>>587465560It's currently 0808 UTC and SEA is what, +6 to +8?These are yuro morning hours>>587465697More likely than you think!
Flash is a loyal soldier of the Deutsche Demokratische Republik
Guys... I think I angered my danchou by beating him last month. He's doing 2M more fans per day than I am now...
>>587465697thats what a nazi would say
...Nazis?
pounding flash's juicy umanko with my AMERICAN cock
>>587465865>Flash is a dederonnoI can't imagine Flash in a fuckin Wartburg
Me on the left in London with umama
>>587465990>danchou is doing TWO runs per day instead of zerow-whoa
>>587465990Finishing above danchou in fann count is essential for job securitybut also you should be farming double rewards in half TP aoharu, chop chop
Foreign trainees...
>>587466151Going to London to beat and dox both of you
>>587466295>christmas>uma musume?
>>587466318>he skipped the story
>>587466295Stollen is peak, especially with the marzipan filling
What happens in london stays in londonBecause you get stabbed by browns and thrown into the thames LULE
>>587466318
>>587466385Where your Taiki image trollbro.
i havent done a single career today
my first-rate wife and i merrily celebrate CHRISTMAS
>>587466082unfortunately people from kentucky are considered nazi now
>>587466295But ireland doesnt have a king
yeah yeah fucking nigger shit again as soon i hit 500 speed all the fucking speed cards just fucking disappear rinse and repeat praise cyniggers for making up "RNG"
>>587466512Finemo is an English woman who larps as an Irish
You're American? Oh yeah? What's your favorite whiskey then?>i dun drink alcohol water onlyYou are not American.
it takes roughly 12 clankers to get all 20 daily carat drops with 45 race schedule.Is it really worth to spend half day doing shitty halfbaked Unity event runs, which would net you almost nothing in terms of parents and such, for the additional 100 carats per day?
>>587466560retard
>>587466556>You are not American.You're right. Americans would say they drink soda only
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN>https://jiggie.fun/X4SWCNhttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN>https://jiggie.fun/X4SWCNhttps://jiggie.fun/X4SWCN
>>587466560Sure if you have time to set.
>>587466618dingleberry
>>587466560Yes because they're half tp and every parent I make now will be powercrept by GM clanking
>>587466621Umerican boobs are scary
>>587466295I miss Stollen...
No one genuinely likes Taiki Shuttle.
taiki hours best hours
americans be like:"uh oh DON'T go to euro you will get stabbed by BROWNS lol">The intentional homicide rate in the United States is roughly 5 to 6.5 times higher than in England
>>587466656cute orenjis
the worst part about the racing carnival is that you have to go into the race screen so you can just press "view results" these retards have a quick race pop up for daily races but they must severely retarded if they cant implement it anywhere else
>>587466621>>587466740It's NNNStop posting Taiki's shuttles
>>587466716Does GM even have that much powercreep?Is the SP gain when clanking big or smth?
I have nothing to add here's a taiki
>>587466882Ancestors, the larger amount of sp, and scenario skill yeah
>>587466904WHOA BIG
I dislike Taiki because of her annoying voice and clingy personality. She is kind of girl that is one missed hug away from killing herself.
>>587466879Impossible to be Taiki's trainer and not get a hard cock
>>587466878Do you want to know when they implemented it for legend races in JP? Last month.
post something sleepy
I will be eager for the day I get to eat her wacky dessert pizza.
>>587466975>She is kind of girl that is one missed hug away from killing herselfThis is exactly why I like Taiki, give me menheras or give me death.
>>587466975>you're gayyes yes we know
>>587466560A clanker takes like 5 minutes of your time to finish and set up a new one, and that's if you bother buying skillsit's the most cost efficient thing to do in uma during double rewards
>>587467016
>>587466975>She is kind of girl that is one missed hug away from killing herself.That's fuckingH O TOT
1,000,000 children
Why Hishimi is bullied/puching bag in fan arts? I known that real horse hate swimming but why it warrant so many other non swimming relayed bullying fan art with her?
>>587466878Their job is to make game miserable to play. It get money.
>>587467195People are fucked up
Yeah Taiki has big tits but her being American is a pretty big debuff
>>587467195She and Dantsu Flame are roomies and the fat chicks of Tracen.
soft smoosh
Sleepy Vista
Big soft americans...
>>587463137She is a hag sneeking into a high school
need oboba
>>587466834>intentional homicidetime to go to bed saar
>>587467368>>587467374Taiki's big fat umerican tits...
>>587466215>Finishing above danchou in fann count is essential for job securityBut our danchou is a top earner...
>>587467790mambwo...
>>587467790Mambwo...
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU>https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU>https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU
>>587467195>hate swimmingbecause they also actively bullied IRL mirako to actually get him to swimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAQbSCB-oAit's a natural evolution. People were referencing IRL bullying in Uma art, and it naturally evolved into just bullying the fat fuck for whatever reasons not limited to swimming
>buy freshly baked bread>play a new game for 40 minutes>forget about the bread>shitty game pisses me off>remember the bread>its gone coldthis fucking sucks
Kisses?
>>587467910Big isn't lewd
>>587467992??
Dumb Falcon feels like she's allergic to wit trainings
>>587468126>double prof of curvature setupa dumb trainee is fitting for a dumb torena
>>587465757KINO fanart
>>587468259>3wit3speedhe's cooking
>>587468126Jesus what an awful deck
>>587467951french. with roreru
>>587468259What's a better wit card for fronts? I like the corner adept and prudent positioning hints...
meisho doto in the SS.jpg
>>587468414There is none for now. Ideally, you'll swap your Kita for Taiki, but not everybody got the luxury of being a fucking whale.
>>587468259>not wanting double hintsDunning Kruger Torena...
>>587468456He swaps the Teio for Taiki and runs FineMo wit like every normal person
what happens if i don't get cock and balled during the anni pulls?
>>587468548you can't play her
>>587467951you hope the luck shifted to ramonu wit
>>587468414Just go 3 SPD 2 WIT like a normal personEvery F2P is using Kitasan, SMaru, Finemo, Bourbon, Helios and borrowing SPD Taiki
i wish ace wasn't a DISGUTING front chud
>>587468110>countless mares with feelings for their trainer>yearly wedding alts>yearly valentines day alts>now AzumaThe message from Cygames is LOUD AND CLEAR
front is the most sovlful running style in uma
>>587468701oonige are the cool frontchuds
There are still no porn of the new 3d Malon model and I'm angry which uma is for me?
>>5874686173spd on a 20% growth uma just felt excessive.While you guys are present what else am I retarded about? I don't particularly pay attention to the meta
knowing my luck i'll get 2 cock balls a rice duipe and zero twin tahbos from the free pulls
i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
>>587468759your birb is fine only missing witshe is not forced to use Taiki since her unique is better than mile maven, but more skills is always good
we get free pulls on cb?i thought it was 120 all on ramonu
>>587468817wow...https://youtu.be/d3UH2XwCauI?
We’re the troglodytes of /uma/ tonight
The Currenposter into Teiobro slippery slope...
>>587468759Spd growth should be ignored since you're pressing spd to train Pow
>>587468759damn, that could have been a solid Rickey
I need to goon but it's too damn cold in my room
>>587468912We are never getting free umapulls again
>>587469052It do be like that
>>587467910She's naked...
>>587469052doesn't the cold just turn you on more? or is that just me?
>>587469052third world problems
>>587468548pipi bricked
Yolo...
>>587469353F
Helios...
>>587469052Ruby wouldn't say this
>>587469353if i pull an uma 3 times with spark, then is 1k goddess statues enough to 5* her?
>>587469626what is happening here
>>587469698Janny having fun
>>5874695903 pulls is 270 pieces on rate up, you need 500 to 5 star1x25, 2x25, 3x25, 4x25 is 100 pieces for 200 statues130 remaining for 5 statues is 650so yeah should only take 750
WINNING LIVE 37 Sample is outhttps://youtu.be/YRl-hU24yvs>Scenario song>No Reason song>Tacto song>Dirters song>???>Umapyoi!
>>587469984>>Tacto songSOOOOOOOOOON
SOON
sex with little sisters
>>587469961850 I can't do 6+2 apparently
What's the appeal of Daring Tact
>>587469152Nah uh...
now BRIAN that's the STRONGEST little sister uma
>>587470493teiobro no!! you're meant to be losing weight
two bijin
>>587470493Rape
hi...good morning
>>587470626No.
[-]
>>587470626good morning bwo
i miss our bros
>>587470626good bye
HERNAMEISTANNHAUSER
Mambler
>>587470424>2 triple crown girls that are actually bratty little sisterswow real original kojima
>>587462237Like half my feed became the “I’ve grown so big” song with Japs arguing about this shit with different Uma configurations and I couldn’t stop watching.
I think silly symboli fucking SUCKS
>>587471274yeah, me
>>587471173I'm thinking Mambo
>>587470424Best sisters
>>587471173MACHITAN MAMMMBOOOOOOO
>>587471501Which umas have the best race costumes to use during sex?
>>587471641Tachyon's includes drugs for all purposes
any final words before comfy hour ends?
>>587471641Made for paizuri.
>>587471807I love my ningen wife
>>587470584sex, marriage, tender love, and happiness with rightignore left
>>587470584sex, marriage, tender love, and happiness with leftignore right
>>587471807sex with umas
>>587471807I'm debating hard here if I should masturbate or not.If I do, I need to shower but I showered almost 2 days ago and I'm still clean. If I don't I can hold another day before I shower but I'm kinda really fucking horny right now.So it's hard, the choice I mean.
>>587471852>>587471914gay
>>587470584stallion on the leftmare on the right
>>587470265I HATE CURREN
>>587472054Stop lying
>>587471807it's been pretty good this morning lunch break soon and then it's time to try making some CM aces and say goodbye to grandlive
>>587471807Believe there's magic here tonight >>587471984Just DO IT
>>587471984>showered almost 2 days ago>still clean.no you're notgo shower stinky
>>587472087Cant wait for Grand Live to be over man
>>587471984The cum just absorbs into your skin so if you jerk off lying on your back in your bed you don't need to clean up. Make sure you have something to eat and lay there for an hour or 2 instead of showering
>>587471807Mambo
HOW TO FIX THE DEBUFFER PROBLEM: ANON'S THESESjust give carats based on the position of all your umas like tt points instead of race wins lol
>>587472193the recent yukino plappers alt has an evolved skill that buffs your teammatesjust do that
>>587472193boy do I have the pvp mode for you
>>587472193You just invented loh
>>587471984>He doesn't jork it in the showerWhy not? You can kill two birds with a stone. And honestly when I'm already naked my hands practically go downtown on their own
>>587472257just wait 4 years lol haha
>>587472336mortal enemies
>>587472126Not him but the instant you shower you'll feel all sticky because of the dried cume
>>587472386That's why I don't shower
>>587472381autumn uni is earlier
>>587472354I like to enjoy myself going at it for at least an hourdoing it in the shower is only for when you need the pipes clean because you're going to have sex or something
>>587472193Just make debuffers friendly fire. Problem solved.
>>587472493What a coincidence Same 3 weeks alr
teiobros suddenly crawling from under the bed
This is a false flag, teiobro would not let the delicious cum go to waste like that
>>587472354Water is only comfortable if you've been jewed.
Teiobros: NurgleCurrencucks: TzeentchKitapits: SlaaneshSpechuds: Khorne
hi long time no see, its me curren avatarfag john hehe botnigger if anyone even still remember me been like 6 months since i posted here or smth idkbig things are coming next 1 or 2 week (idk really heavily rng dependent + i have other duties) prob gonna come up with a mayano related name since it suits me better instead of just Sweepy改三 (i'm f16 trained xddd).anyways UF umas will be printable soonq: why tf is this nigger back i thought he felt remorse for shitting up the game and lefta: that remzzo nigger kinda pmo so basically spite fucking faggot got my cheated golds patched also im bored or maybe im just some random guy and this is a bait post
>>587472650I just have to tap your leg and it would shatter so good luck with that
>>587472336>AGPcomic
>>587472737UF umas are already printable bwo
>>587472737The only thing that's for certain is that you're an attention whore.
>stolen valor using currenhehe..
old lady?
Thoughts?
>>587472819am i living under a rock or do bots print uf now
>>587472889Umas?
>>587472193Time traveller anon finally gave us LoH
>>587472737>q: why tf is this nigger back i thought he felt remorse for shitting up the game and leftruin the game and set it on fire, force cygays to do something. the shit you did just made botfags too powerful without any repercussions thanks *chu*
>>587472945Nobody is using bots for Ace runs retardNobody is using bots for good Parent runsIt's a fan farming race, only thing that matters is how fast your bot goesThere are other cheats for Ace runs but they have been patched out recently afaik
>>587473236what a cute horse
female rape
>>587472819Prooves?
>>587473283>Nobody is using bots for Ace runs retardIsn't that the market gap he's addressing
650stam and 1 white recovery should be enough for the actual CMTime to go back to looping for med parents
>>587473374High rating slop =/= good Ace
>>587473236the thing on the right is alright too I guess
he's going to try to do game tree search
My trainee keeps implying that she'll rape me soon...
>>587473479You get used to it. My trainee has been wringing me dry each session.
>>587473407That guy clanking debuffers is a new low of laziness
>>587473479Just let it happen
>>587473681furiously fucking furioso
>>587473661She's not even set as a late surger
I know you want some lobbies gwos CM dirt5383767353837673
Fable 5.2 is a better trainer than (you) so how long till everybody is using it
>>587473661Clanker magic is better at shitting out debuffers ever since they fixed gold events.
>>587473859bwo where is the snow
>>587473859Im retarded i forget to pick Great mood
sexily sexing satono
>>587473987it's november bwo
>>587473987BRO im giga retarded... Im sorry... Here is a normal lobby 7119962871199628
>>587473859I'm still looping grandparents...
Lets do few more 7222159372221593
I'm so glad Umamusume has characters that are allowed to be ugly. I feel like anime characters are expected to be jaw droppingly gorgeous and it doesn't necessarily reflect the real world. Thank you Daiichi Ruby for the representation.
>>587473941They did? It's not a 1% chance to finish now?
>>587474426Dantsu Flame*
>>587473374rating is proof of concept that the trainer works, just need to pivot from scoremaxxing to winratemaxxing. endgame is feeding it a cm and umas and decks are picked for you. in other words, my clanker will rape your handcrafted ace. gonna need a faster race sim so that will prob come a bit later after the scoremaxxed version>>587472835ngl honestly it's kinda depressing how meaningless my life is otherwise so yeah
Nice Raisu gwo8120972381209723
>>587473416Just feed it Hakuraku ace data and make some machine learning algorithm play a lot of careers to achieve it. Soon the bot will play better than any human.
>>587474640
>>587472737Sorry, I just like fucking with people...This time if you could make his PSU explode that would be great, thanks :)
My trainee helped me move some heavy boxes into the office today and she gave me a creepy look when she saw I couldn't lift them as easily as her
>>587474630thanks for hosting
>>587474508Shut up!!!
seapydev is... A PILOT!?
>>587472737I play on my phone I don't care neighbor
>UG3 INari One this stronkDamn, wish i had more witTy for joining bros
eishin flash said that hitler is an umamusume and finally solved a great problem
>>587474885thanks for hosting
>>587474885Thanks for hosting
>>587474885copacopa
Teio is going to suffer from karoshi...https://x.com/goodnightyuri_/status/2120119470320746498
>>587474987>Machico (34)hags sex
>>587474831>>587468043>>587466943welp anons I might lose
>>587473442don't diss rose like that
>>587474896F-Flash would never say that...
CBT soon
cb time
two more weeks then the rollvaganza begins
>>587475492still can't believe they got the real Kris S for the role
>>587474426*TM Ugg O
>>587475386
>>587475626I know, crazy!?
What are the best cards for clanking fan runs to get Danchou off my back?
symbolic crispy should sit on my face
>>587475729Don't forget your team trials or bad things will happen
seiyuuposting?
do they ever release stuff with more than 20% fan bonus
>>587475792>don't ask me about my business, trainer-san
>>587475729just stack 20% fan bonus cardsmake 40+ race schedule with the races that give you the most fanstry to limit consecutive races to 3try to up your distance aptitudes to B at least, preferably A, the more the better (bump sprint, dirt etc)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj7nHyzyyU0
>>587475902Only Almond Eye speed has 30% fan bonus, everything else has 20% max.
umamusumepretty derby
>Has those three on the cover.>They don't have their respective vocals in the game.Is Cygames trolling?
>>587476426>that Suzuka archSamba...
>>587476426did you rike?
how do I find iinchou gf?
>>587476567>67
>>587476059of course it does
Got tempted to pizza because an anon mentioned pizza. ts costed me like 18 buckerinos >>587472889Should have pics after it cooked
good morning, niggers
>>587475897Yess
Brown....BAD
>>587476815WRONG
>t-rain>waheyyy!>67>no cap>bamboozzler>skibidi
>>587476789the only one who's black here is you, kitasan BLACK
I need Hishiama to breastfeed me...
>>587476859>everything i don't like it's jewishWhy can't people enjoy things anymore instead of creating more and more boogeymen to associate things with?
>>587476927Don't be weird
>>587476971stfu goyllennial
>>587476739Is that palm heart? If it is, I never understood the appeal on pizza the flavor feels like a slap in the midst of it
>>587476971Because if they do shit like that they get you to react.
>>587476739looks like ass desune
I hate the Boca Juniors uma.
>>587476971Because it's easier to simply create a fictional narrative of an all-powerful group conspiring against you
>>587476859NetanYAHO~!
>Didn't happen>They deserved it
>>587476976She so hot, bros.
>>587477017Sure but then things like this would spread like a virus and i have to read and hear certain things everywhere, it's getting tiresome
>>587477034Rive Plate anon...
>>587477014Worse. It's mentaiko >>587477018I agree desu but I like it
>>587461653samba samba
>>587477094Daitaku Hepstein
I wish I was raped by Shiraoki-sama.
>>587477121They call her Hishiama Sexooo for a reason,By they I mean me. I call her that.
>>587476815No....
I feel a freedom like no other before.
>>587477235t. american
>>587477358>lesbians
>>587477294put on some clothes man
>>587477279SEEEEEEEXXOOOOOOOOO
>>587477294I feel that way, when I take a really good shit.
>>587477292She looks weird doing that!
>>587477413based
>>587477109Ruby would say this
>>587477475Because normally she is so cool and mysterious autistic!
>>587477413Tranny.
>>587477691rape
>>587477358Creampie both
pure Japanese maiden
>>587478017>Kentuckian weeb
>>587478017Dont make me post it.
There's just no way this isn't fixed
>>587478536Futa trainer...
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really love Stego.
>>587478925good horse
>>587479006
Have sex with umas.
what would you do in this situation
>>587478925She's ugly tho
>>587479059post hdmi cable
>>587477291translate it weebs
>>587479140sorry I made a mistake and meanr to quote >>587479006
>>587479089Just exactly when I saw an edit of that, or at least I think it's the same. I don't DBZ
>>587479085>t.Azuma
>>587479034
>>587462237And this is a bad thing how?
>>587479270I wouldnt betray my trainee like that
>>587479006Like all ritual posters, you'll one day stop after having contemplated about it for months. At the end, you'll be wondering why the fuck had you wasted your time for
>>587479178
>>587479451
>>587479085No thanks, I'd rather spend time with my ningen wife and ningen children
>>587478017She's white and smelly
>>587479451My hecking daugherino has hit puberty
>>587479416I don't think.
>>587479220
>>587479720Mein Pferd...
>>587479357
Bwos I'm no longer afraid to ask: why is Buono italian in game? The horse was american as far as I can tell.
Apologize
>>587479356Being kind and sweet is verboten nowadays
>>587477191>>587461653no..
>>587479967Groove is so envious of Still
>>587461653CUTE CUTE SUZUKA CUTE
>>587477279You can not like her, but you can't say she isn't beautiful
>>587479967being a pick me and living for a male is not based, you would not do the same
>>587479942>lesbian >boyuma
dochabiko samba
>>587476976Darker skin really makes characters look less appealing huh.
How do I save my club?
>>587478925I like Bright out of obligation, because she's one of the Maruzensky grandkids.
>>5874802305 new accounts running fan runs 24/7
>>587480112>being a pick me and living for a male is not based, you would not do the sameyou think I wouldn't respond in kind to Still? She gives me love and affection, and I won't do everything I can to cherish her and make her feel reassured? you sound like an angry, spiteful little faggot who's never experienced love.
>>587480029She's not jealous she's annoyed. It's true that no one really notices Still's presence, even one of the lottery results touch up on this, as well as the end of her career, but Aruvu can. So she's just annoyed at the PDA.
>>587480230poach high earners from lower clubs
>>587480281She isn't real bwo.
>>587446231Thought of sleeping pills as well, but I could swear whatever is freely available over here either does jack and shit (likely), or has near to zero effect on me.Doesn't help that I've been having general sleeping issues for months now, resulting in me buying a new bed, mattress and all.Waking up 1-2 times a night is fine, doing it 5-6 times is wack.Uma Musume: Pretty Boys
there could be dirt sash niggers out here, he mutters, as the wind crashes unto his bare chest. fucking dirt sash niggers you cannot be too cautious with them
the servers are dying
>>587480360not with THAT attitude
>>587480383I thought Creek bit her super hard for a second
>>587480368I have not read your post but weighted blanket, cover your eyes and eat sweet potatoes
>>587480137You are trans.
>>587480360>NOOOOOO THIS IS NOT BASED>"well it actually is...">NOOOO SHE IS NOT REALActual woman in denial behavior.
>>587479942Apologizing by impregnating her
Why can't I play Pace Still
LET ME IN I NEED TO MAKE MY DANCHOU CUP UMA
>>587480456Sorry but I wouldn't give Ryan any headpats because I'd probably cut my hand on her razor sharp hair.
>>587480571her unique wants late or something
>>587480112I don't remember asking for your 3DPD-esque opinion, sincere or otherwise.>love? but that's not BASED!(You) will be raped by a pack of angry umas tonight.
>>587472257>>587472506nobody remembers wedding nishino...
>>587480571She's straight so she plays late
Eishin Flash's Premium German Kumis
>>587480571All her evos require activating her special green which is late locked
No one has yet proven why white-knighting for Still wouldn't be a heroic and noble way to live your life
>>587480543Different anon, bwo. Self inserting is not based. Larping as the partner of a fictional character is not based. The reality is that Still In Love had sex with King Kamehameha, not you.
>>587480603>wanting umas to rape an ugly bastard Why?
>>587479356Taking advantage of someone's unhealthy affection is bad, Still x Trainer ship is deeply rooted in misogyny and unrealistic/toxic expectations.Also reading comprehension because if you read her career (via umareader) like me you would know that Still's soulmate is actually Aruvu and not that rapist Still tore
>>587480603I'm a front main, but as soon as I saw Still's story, I put her on my pull plan. Bonkers that Cygames can create so many characters that feel genuinely different even after 75+. Still is a miracle of the universe
>>587480754You are a tranny
>>587480727blud wants to fuck a horse
>>587480745Whatever you wish on others you wish on yourself.
For me it's the chud uma
>>587480837I wish for you to be genuinelly happy for a moment.
>>587480508>weighted blanketTried those once, did not like it at all. Could've been the model, but man that thing felt like shit and hard to move in.>cover your eyesThe room is quite dark, even at day.
kino
>>587480837But then why do you keep telling anons to kill themselves...
>>587480921>fat japanese fucking an ugly boy with chest tumor
>>587480709>blocks your path>some strong old woman scent fills your nostrils
Super Creek saw how small my penis is and she looked sad, what should I do?
>>587480254I like her out of love.
>>587480709There's nothing more beautiful than giving your all for someone else.
>>587481080look sad
>>587481018That isn't Narita Brian>>587481035This but Sky
>>587480802She was the reason I even got into uma musume and the reason I am a late main even if I find front runners thematically more fun to play
>>587481061>crone
>>587480112the mentally ill slobs yearn for a cute perfect anime mannequin that settles for their 2/10 4chan posting neet teiobro ass obsessively and unconditionally, the original post hit the nail on the head, it's obvious when you look at what type of people post SiL heremost adjusted people here want an umawife with self respect
>>587481035Yes!
>>587480802>but as soon as I saw Still's story, I put her on my pull planSame. I used to main fronts but there are way too many lovable characters for me to main a style and I want to bring characters that I like to CMs.
>>587481003Get yourself a Manta mask that plays white noise and you'll sleep like a log.
>>587481275>yurislop
The point of SiL's story is that she is an invasive parasite. I can never take these SiL posts that romanticize her seriously, or maybe the irony is the point...
>>587467195Bullying fat people is morally correct.
>This causes uncontrollable rage in some people
>>587481348Yeah her story is great, but people learn the entirely wrong lesson from it lol
>>587481348Damn neigha, you can't read
>>587481273that's the best way to play. Sure, you'll probably win fewer CMs than if you only pulled trainees/cards for a single style, but when there's a character that grabs you......well that's that. I'm going to pull CB in three weeks and immediately run her, and I've never pulled a single end closer card and probably won't.
>>587481193Actually, well adjusted people acknowledge that these umas don't exist and therefore don't self-insert themselves into delusional fantasies. After all, these characters are objectively most interesting when interacting with each other, not the boring, faceless blank slate that is the trainer.
>>587481445>reddit cafe
>oh, all these characters you like?>you like them for the wrong reasons tehe~ I'm so smart
>Valid reason to like UmaHow they would behave if they were 300 feet tall>invalid reasonAnything else
>>587481348>the point of Still's story is [dumb fucking shit that proves I didn't read her story at all]retards gonna retard
>>587481502>I'm going to pull CBDon't, she's shit
>>587481503You are a looney troon.
>>587481348It's funny because people like Tachyon for the exact same reason, but without missing the irony. They like her because they acknowledge she's a psychotic parasite and love her for it, not deluding themselves into thinking such a dynamic is healthy in any way.
>>587481607Okay anon, I'm not pulling out of CB
>my reasons for liking this character are far greater than yours!
why did i get like 60 jellies when i opened the game today
>>587481413most people see her yandere side and think she's like Yuno Gasai or something, but she's really not.
>>587481607retard
>>587481551Remove the tranny hag
>>587481275A WHAT now? A masks that plays white noise?Makes me wonder if I should get back into listening to shit at night, like I've done for the first 20-30 years of my damn life... Stopped doing it at some point, partly cuz I noticed I still sleep well.Maybe that will stop my rampant dreaming as well, sure helped when I was a kid, and even after that.
Mr. Cool Beauty
I like Still because Still posters are cute
>>587481707>Yuno Gasaiojiisan, nobody knows about future diary in the big 2026
>>587481657>not deluding themselves into thinking such a dynamic is healthy in any way.Sounds like you're making up scenarios on your head.
uh oh schizo melties
>>587480709This is an incel fantasy.I really don't like Still in Love (sigh... the name is already problematic) and her fans because her entire character is being an obsessed and affirmative girl for her trainer. People who love her only do because they lack confidence in themselves so they want an unrealistic submissive girl who will never oppose them. Meanwhile they can pretend to be cool by "whiteknighting" the girl who would never be mad against them in the first place.I think this was a mistake from Cygames to make her that way, her story should have been more about her rivalry with Admire Groove than a cheap incel fantasy. She deserved better.
i Still do not like In Love
whats an incel fantasy
>>587481786luna love marriage baby making sex family having>>587481728cb love marriage baby making sex family having
>>587481786
>>587481735I hate them
>>587481646No, just perfectly rational. Your favorite uma fucked other horses in real life (Unless of course your favorite uma is Suzuka, Rice, or Machan). Obsessively inserting yourself into romancing these facsimiles of real race horses is the pinnacle of delusion, and why you think of it that way, that delusion is on par with actual troon mentality.
>>587481742are there any yanderes in the animu the kids watch these days? Yuno and the hot redhead from Renai Boukun were the first I could think of, but they're both pretty old now
>>587481812A woman liking you for who you are to the point you don’t have to mate guard every time you run into a guy half an inch taller than you.
>>587481867How come when I use this skill I'm autistic for the entire race, not just late
>>587481772You will never be a woman.
>>587481858Hating people isn't kinda nice
>>587481709You don't need Ends
>>587481940you accidentally activated the evolved version
>>587481880No he's right, you are an actual troon. Go back to xitter and dilate with your sisters there.
>>587481712White noise can be really good for helping you fall asleep faster, especially if you have any degree of tinnitus. There's lots of videos that have rain or airplane noises, but personally I like plain droning static.
>>587481812Love.
>>587481937>mate guardLike when you block a check with a pawn?
>>587481937>half an inch taller than you.I love how easily impressed woman are in regards like this
>>587481707It's because people see her being crazy and also in love, so they default her to the trope they know that fitsMost are not even aware of crimson
>>587480084True!
>hating on Still>hating on CBisn't it time for SEA to go to bed?
>>587481949See how you need to resort to a boogeyman because you don't have an argument?
>>587480727a man need to fantasize to escape such horrible reality.It's based to be able to accept this part about you and being able to share it without any shame.
>>587481880Why don't we nuke your brown shithole, so we don't have to suffer through your retardation anymore?
>>587481712I just sleep with my headphones on while listening to ASMR
>>587480727>King KamehamehaThat's me.
>>587482013Stay mad, raging autismo. Go back to practicing hitting your head, your uma tulpa will surely appear soon.
>>587482145>boogeymanIt's called astute observation sis.
>>587482043>helping you fall asleep fasterMan I wish falling asleep was my main issue. STAYING asleep is.Guess listening to stuff (think radio plays, audiobooks) like I used to is an idea, maybe that does something.>>587482192>Sleep with headphones onNo idea how people do that without busting them up, or them falling off. And earplugs are uncomfy as hell to use for me, esp at night as they press even deeper.
>>587482145arguments aren't necessary when responding to your posts, since you're trying to imitate a disgusted 3DPD foid's reaction to Still In Love, instead of genuinely posting your own thoughts.
Space!
Who the fuck cares if it's based or not, just do it if you like it
>>587482183you can't lole
>>587482224>stay madThe audacity of calling others mad while seething at the stuff appealing to men, do you think larping as a lesbian will make you one?
Short hair Creek....
>>587482305Pagpag...
Reminder that the resident yuritroon is from Philippines.
According to Cygames men are inferior lifeforms that can only feel lust instead of love and express it through rape. Only two women can truly love and respect each other. That is why no uma will ever express heterosexuality while all of them express lesbianism.
>>587481880Don't forget K.S. Miracle
>>587482106She's an ugly, filthy neet
>>587482145>calling someone a woman is boogeyman>called someone an incel in the previous post
orenjis
it's the staygoldtranny shitting on still in love btw
comfy hours in 840 minutes
>>587482396So why did you troon out?
I'm gonna call you a NERD haha
>>587482275that's an awful affliction. Besides the usual suspects (coffee, screentime before bed, etc, but you've probably already ruled those out), the cause is often something IRL chronically stressing you out. hope things get better, anon
>>587482290I cant say I share your enthusiasm for NeoUni, but I respect your passion.
>>587482418>trans women are womenI accept your concession.
I miss comfy hours
According to my dick, your trainee is shit and my trainee is cool
>>587482275That's the thing. The cons is your headphones is prone to baking but so far mine is still fine. Thank you HyperX
>>587482162Well maybe YOUR reality is horrible. >>587482183Good luck with that. I'm a bit further south.
>>587482484Your neovagina says otherwise.
>>587481503>After all, these characters are objectively most interesting when interacting with each other, not the boring, faceless blank slate that is the trainerWe do have fanart though.>not canonYet you post ecchi fanart with yuri subtext.
>>587482408your country would throw you off a rooftop if they found out how gay you were, by the way
>>587482464>>587482396No answer?
Dear god...
>>587482538It's not subtext when these horses fucked and had a child. It can't even be considered 'canon', it's just reality. Are you about to argue against reality? Now THAT would be a troon mindset to have.
If Still in Love wasn't problematic her fans wouldn't be the most gay and annoying among no-life 4chan NEETsShe attracts bad people
>>587482506We need to accept that all umas are shit.>>587482610Tomboys aren't cute.
Next thread will be whole-grain, buttered, gluten-free, comfy garlic bread
Are you guys getting mad at drawings again this early in the morning? >>587482679There's more
>>587482521Neo umanko?
>>587482712i don't want a bread..
>>587482680>muh IRLseapag melting down over uma being obsessed with human cock
7 and I have a good uma related dream tonight, 4 and Shiraoki-sama sends the worst nightmares possible, anything else and I don't dream
>>587482403Addendum to this post: Rhein Kraft should also be added
>>587482464>>587482656I am a straight man thank you very much
>>587482454Hopefully I won't see this shitty maya when that time comes
>>587482790Straight up cuckold tranny more like.
>>587482784Oof4 and your dream self dies permanently
>>587482806
Her braid always has the same number of braids in it.
>>587482680>It's not subtext when these horses fucked and had a child. It can't even be considered 'canon', it's just reality. Pretty sure that's not in the game, you just want to protect your own delusions while denying others of theirs. You're just an hypocrite with an agenda and also a shitposter who should not be engaged with.
>>587482806you won't be there... but i will
>>587482680So half of umamusume cast are futa?
>>587482679
>>587482408>Mega successful uma runner>filthy neetAlso that's my wife you're talking about, faggot.>>587482472>something IRL chronically stressing you outThat's the funny part. The only stress I had lately vanished a few weeks ago, and now I'm being extremely chill again.Thank you, CB bwo.>>587482509Lmao fair enough. Still sounds like a very uncomfortable thing to do, but that is probably down to my sleeping habits.
magandang gabi
>>587482834
>>5874827847 and you have a good dream regardless. 4 I take your curse upon me.
>>587482782Umamusume is a documentary about real world horse racing history.
>>587482834>>5874827847 and the anon has good dreams instead :) 4 and he gets a heart attack in his sleep tonight
>>587482834>4
>>587482680>all umas are for (You) in-game, Uma Musume is basically a sfw dating sim>tries to say they're all lesbian because IRL Duramente bred IRL Sweepyreally funny to witness
>>587482879Skip her banner
7 and you all shut up
>>587482886punta ka sa umatsuri kinen sa batangas?
>>587482520>Well maybe YOUR reality is horrible.Sure, however that doesn't negate what i've said before
>>587482929No, it's about funny and sexy horses and the primary audience's desire to fuck them. Also gambling.
Like it or not, that faggot is your friend.
you guys are kinda not nice
>>587482732>There's moreNo...
>>587483008No u!
>>587482784>>587482834all this numberfag is just superstition, it's not real. 4 and anon dies in his sleep tonight, 7 and he has a blessed, dreamless sleep
Stop playing with numbers.
>>587483046who
>>587482864It is in the game. As just one example, look into the MANT interaction where Daiwa Scarlet and Eishin Flash share an umbrella, a verbatim reference to their IRL foal they had together named Umbrella Date. Pay more attention.
>lesbian >zoomer>pedo
>>587482929Where's the horse gore then????
>>587483125You are trans.
>>587483086and by number, I meantmy peanits
>>587482927umasumi
>>587483172I want the umas to play with that thoughBut only the hot ones
>>587483125zamn that's kinda litty; speak your truths and slay sis
Do not play with numbers.
>>587483086But I saved him from evil...
>>587483112>verbatim referenceAs I said, they did not fuck ingame and are just friends. Stop being delusional, troon.
>>587482947I never said they're lesbian, I just said there's no sense in deluding yourself into believing they're interested in YOU. Have you ever even met a horse?
These discussions wouldn't exist if the horses weren't genderbent, just saying.
>>587483125>muh pedo
>>587483198they're all pretty hoteven the ugliest onethey're only ugly in comparison with other umas
>>587483112you couldn't have picked a worse example. This is why people think you faggots are autistic>IRL Flash/Daiwa had a foal>game makes a reference to that for keibafags>CLEARLY THAT MAKES THEM BOTH LESBIANS IN GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAyou are so fucking dumb
Now I think it's time to open the Buena Vista case because fantasizing about a girl killing herself because she's so obsessed with you she can't imagine to live without you is just as deranged if not more than Still in Love.>>587463309You know that Cygames is doing bad because they keep releasing these problematic umas. This is a sign of the death of this franchise.
>>587482927You truly are blessed and I wish you the best, but this is a bad omen I must bear
>>587483030magdamagang kantutan
>>587483161
Good afternoon
After having taken a bit of time to do research, carefully weighing all of your criticism against my own biases to come to an objective answer regarding Still in Love's character, I have come to the conclusion that I still love Still in Love
>>587483261Actually, all uma are interested in their trainer and his cock. That's just their nature.
>>587483282Most of them for sure, the mid umas I dont care for are still objectively good looking. I do think there's some actually ugly umas out there. Like Dream Journey and Air Messiah.
>>587482947If you aren't in complete denial, you can't argue the clear intent of cygames and it's writing staff working overtime to alienate straight male players. Each event and career is gayer than the last. The final nail to the coffin is how on jp they added to the lore that uma don't need men to procreate. Adding something that convoluted serves only as a means to make men completely obsolete in umaverse.
These discussions wouldn't exist if trannies were committed, just saying.
>>587483293Nah. Good sleeps all around.
>>587483261Yeah, Daiwa's definitely not interested in (You), neither is CB or Suzuka, and Ardan DEFINITELY isn't interested in (You).
>>587483262I had a discussion yesterday with somebody about it and desire my horse choke slamming people.
>>587483380What if we just kill all trannies?
>>587483407>7
>>587483336is it though
>>587483307bilat
>>587482929Enough time has passedWhere's my 2024 keiba kino
>>587483283Point to where I said or even implied that made them lesbians, I'll wait. Stop jumping at ghosts you invented. My argument is that (You) are not the trainer, and larping or pretending that you're in any way associating with these fictional girls that homage real creatures that lived and raced and fucked is the epitome of mental illness.
>>587483336gweetings
>>587483343>no tits>no ass
>>587483370>literalwho faggot on twitter>contradicted by Azuma herselfget wrecked, falseflagging yurinigger
>>587483336It is not a good afternoon. These fucking retards love talking to these troons they so clearly hate.
>>587483290Notice how the biggest Still in Love and Buena fans in this thread are the most deranged posters?
>>587483486of course!>>587483527gweetings to you friend
>>587483343After carefully reviewing your research I've also reached the same conclusion.
>>5874834657 and he speaks truth into the world4 and we find ourselves strung up instead
Daiwa raped me
>>587483370Your axe wound stinks sis.
i wish you guys would stop falling for such cheap bait
>>587483517>My argument is that (You) are not the trainermy argument is that (You) are the trainer. If you want to pretend that you are not supposed to identify with the trainer of X uma while you do what the character of the trainer does, fine. I have a different opinion.
>>587483408Yes? Nor you. So we're in agreement now?
>>587483637I wish mods permabanned these trannies.
>>587483637We should post more Fuku
>>587483637
>>587483570Now that it has been peer-reviewed, that means it must be a universal truth>>587483528You're finally starting to get it
>>587483637How else will I get attention?>>587483703I think we should kill Fuku
Would Helios vape?
>>587483670yup
>>587483795No but she would own an air fryer
>>587483637and just let them starve?
What's the next meta uma I need to roll for as a Front player
>>5874837687 and your mother dies tonight
>>587483637Bait is only as dumb as its intended target, to be fair
I'm not even mad at you guys for falling for such tricksI'm mad at Cygames making these problematic characters knowing damn well it attracts mentally ill people
Why would I choose the mentally ill teenager when I could instead go for the equally mentally ill (but in a different, hotter way) sexy hag?
Bananafiend!
>>587483858look at this fucking idiot
shutthefuckupdreamcuck
>Azuma scenario was created for this NPC uma to express her love of humans
>>587483853Probably Anime Kitasan, but she's only strong for LongsThen Cat Mayano, but ditto. >these are just alts, I want a new umauhhhhhhhhh..............being a frontfag is suffering
7 and you put down your phone and get out of bed and start getting ready for work.
>>587483827>>587464175CB brothers...
>>587483964
>>587483853what >>587483962 said, otherwise it is onsen Transcend 2 years from now
>>587483905The problem is that cygays was always a /u/nigger company since the beginning. Did people forget about the very first promotional materials for this?
>>587483928need her to peg me
/bag/ raid btw
>>587483964but I've never worked a day in my life gwosho
>>587483928>crone>>587483930>whore
>>587483853Meta umas are a scam but I think festival Bakushin is supposed to be unironically good as a sprint front runner.When it comes down to being actually relevant then probably you've got nothing until anime Kita
>>587483667Your opinion is delusional self-insertion. My opinion is that the trainer is just a narrative vehicle to observe the cute girls doing cute things (see: platonically) together so that the story can happen. But I cannot stop you from clinging to weird, self-inserting fantasy. We can accept that and continue with our days.
>>587483858>>587483768Stop being mean...
>>587483964>4Shiraoki-sama wants us to bedrot clearly
>>587484054DATS RIGHT INCEL
>>587484054No its always been like this.>>587484069The fuck is a gwosho
>>587484054>muh boogeymanRetard
>>587483905Blame the fuckers that fought for gay marriage
>>587484030>>587484030>>587484074What about the next meta Supp card.Other than Wit Bobo
>>587484123sowwy, I take creative freedoms when writing to my gwothers in here
>>587484078If the trainer is nothing more than a lens for us to view them being cute then how come so many umas want to fuck their trainer
>>587484078>Cygames doesn't intend for you to self-insert as the trainer>Cygames doesn't call (You) a trainer in their announcements, gibs, etcand I'm delusional? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>587484219>>587484219>>587484219
>>587484192Falcon speed this time next year aside from pal banners iirc
>>587484192Not counting the generalist stuff you'll want to get anyway then probably Falco speed and then Daiwa wit who shares a banner with Shakur stam.
>>587483853>>587483858
>>587484054baggots are subhumans
>>587484225Still delusional if you do, bwo.
