>Fortnite Treasure Hunters | Week 2 Gameplay Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCHGj9bi64s>Fortnite Treasure Hunters | Gameplay Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFHOT4Mb_yI >Fortnite Treasure Hunters | Live Action Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTOfvqL-bc>Fortnite Treasure Hunters | One Piece Hybrid Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnjWNafJy8Q >Fortnite Treasure Hunters: The Greatest Adventure of All Timehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-treasure-hunters-the-greatest-adventure-of-all-time>Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shophttps://www.fortnite.com/item-shop>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/https://fortnitedb.com/>Kasane Teto Headlines the Next Fortnite Music Passhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/kasane-teto-headlines-the-next-fortnite-music-pass>Big Changes to Fortnite Crew Launching December 5https://www.fortnite.com/news/big-changes-to-fortnite-crew-launching-december-5>Set Sail for Fortnite Treasure Hunters: The Greatest Adventure of All Timehttps://communities.epicgames.com/thread/set-sail-for-fortnite-treasure-hunters-the-greatest-adventure-of-all-time/Pmud/>Fortnite Crew November 2026 - Monarchahttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscriptionPrevious:>>587438972
This offended Tim so bad his head began spinning and he spewed vomit like a sprinkler.
Imagine unironically liking birdbrain
>bought the anime skins a long time ago thinking we'd never get better anime skins>now I have the ugliest ones fuuuuck
Thread theme - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T5q11aJb_4
>>587494319common toonyoim L
Wow we’ve had a lot of “controversial” collab skins this year and I didn’t expect Teto to be the one to bring such schizophrenic meltdowns to the general.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Vf2uTTD4yIWhy did this guy not get the Peacemaker treatment? How is he still a skin in the game? Both him and Kasane Teto are "problematic"
The fact we got fucking Teto over the Kagamine twins is fucking crazy.
>>587494617the meltdown for Ironmouse was worse to be honest
>>587494164Shup up American. Go back to your tranny and fatty world.
>>587494617Tim Epic telling vocaloidoyims they are the same as mumble antags fans rlly mindbroke em
>>587494739it's pretty grim.
>>587494785I don’t remember posts like this >>587494164 for Ironmouse
>>587494739sorry they're too risky for the average vocaloid fan now
Teto is a fucking nazi!!!!!!!!!
>>587494739yeah it's so unreal engine 6 how we got [relevant and popular character] instead of some gluppo shittos
Helsie is 16...
>>587494825Fortnite is a American game.Go back to playing with cardboard, you third-world fuck!
>>587495074
>>587495074out of ten
>>587495005Yes and so is her voice provider, she asked for the 2023 design to be based on the original military uniform (NAZI) designs from 2chan
>>587494164This is true.
>>587495074See me in 4 years
>>58749507416 pakistan men hiding inside a trenchcoat stacked on top of each other? it's known.
>>587495032A single Rin song has more viewers than your favorite Teto song, so technically she is not a completely obscure character or a gluppo shitto as you said.
>>587495226
>>587495343doesn't appear on random tiktok reels therefore a gluppo shitto
>>587495343I can see Epic adding other popular songs made with different VBs into the game in the near term desu. There are like 15-20 Vocaloid songs above 100m views and some of them were popular among TikTok kids for edits.
>>587495505Completely ignorant thing to say, honestly.
頑張って
>>587495074>Pedos are attracted to stinky indians
>>587495648Don't write that in kanji, Miku...
>>587495641you may keep on coping as much as you want, but it doesn't change the reality of facts that if she wasn't a literally who gluppo shitto, she would be the one releasing in a few days instead of teto.
These slippers are too fucking cute. I hope they give Teto extra songs tho, I didn't really cared too much about festival pass before but apperantly just having a single jamtrack from the pass artists is expected so there is hope I guess?
>>587494739Miku’s success paved the way for Teto, and Teto’s success could pave the way for another character. It’s crazy how no one seems to see the glass as half full
>>587495276Hopefully ill get your skin again by then
>>587495861green and tan brown miku soon
delusional fucks pretending miku's friends are somehow more relevant currently than the fat fuck is so fucking funny, you're not getting them because no one gives a fuck about them>>587494739and you're especially the biggest one ITT, this is the same as getting sonic and asking for big the cat, for fucks sake you're playing fortnite have some self awareness they're not going to collab with literal whos when they can get the actual popular picks
>>587495343This isn't true if you count Mesmerizer, I like Rin though and she should be in the game too, they all should be. Kokoro is one of the best songs
>>587495832>The reality of the factsEh I'm fine, they're all on Project DIVA and eventually will be in the game, they're popular enough on the fandom.
>>587495854Miku also only had a single jam track in her music pass and that was a full music pass intead of a mini pass like Teto
OH MY GODI JUST GOT IT!
>green & brown miku
>>587494081What is the appeal of red miku, she looks like shit so even if someone doesn't like her its still a win because of it.
Yawn, call me when another Vocaloid gets into Pokemon
>>587496075BLESSED MIGU!
anyone who got a token below 100 hours is tranny
>>587496029Mesmerizer is a duet with Miku and Teto, I mean a song featuring only one voicebank, Kokoro is great, "I like you, I love you" is one of my favs from Rin.
>>587496014Teto is 5'3" and 104lbs, she is not fat, she is underweight actually
>>587496089the original migu
>>587496335I dont like you
This is like if Shinji got into the game, and instead of adding Rei and Asuka they add Kaworu because the fandom likes shipping Shinji and Kaworu.
>>587496135She has one of the best designs though, it's the only reason she caught on. She has the best hairstyle out of any of them
>>587493752correct me if I'm wrong but the SynthV design isn't owned by Crypton so I imagine they went the path of least resistance with UTAU Teto
Miku will be our gateway for Nintendo collabs in this game
Kasane Teto pissed people off in 2008, and now in 2026, she is still pissing people off
>>587496235>he doesn't knowAll the vocaloid family have appeared in the Project Voltage collab.
>>587496363Those are also made up stats from twenty years ago by japanese people on 2ch that barely understand womenHer favorite country is in the west and she wolfs down baguettes like nobodies business and she's 31. She is at the very fucking least got some healthy weight on her, almost chubby, still a bit flat chested.
Why are we talking like popularity matter that much for a character to be in the game? They literally added random roblox deer and a girl from an indie game that wasn't even released at the time. As long as skins look good people will buy even without a big fanbase.
>>587497010>Those are also made up stats from twenty years ago>by the way here are my made-up delusions that I pulled out of my ass
>>587494081so pissed they wasted her backbling on the fucking pear
>>587497010Her favourite country is Norway and Norwegians are slim and healthy, why would she be fat? The blond Aryan men she likes wouldn't like her back if she was fat
>bread doesn't make you fat
>>587496363i call her fat not because i think she's fat but because people here get upset you reference shit made by tiktokers as if they weren't playing fortnite the biggest source of tiktokslop
>Character whose existence is a meme>Gets mad when meme cosmeticszoz
>>587494953they fuck human men
>>587496014I know this is bait, but fuck.In no way are Rin and Len "glup shittos" in any universe. If anon were asking for IA or V Flower or some shit then yeah, I would agree. You're just being deliberately disingenuous.
>>587497441I just don't think the pear is funny. should've been a little alien
>>587496580no, it's exactly as if rei got in, then eventually auka joined later and some nigga was crying for the lack of shinji and kaworu.we already got the rei and asuka of vocaloids aka miku and teto, no need for the other literally who tertiary background characters
>>587496789I need you to show me because I've only seen her and like 18 versions of Miku, I like this one
>>587497441Her existence is a racist meme, not tranny memes and memes made by pinoys like pearto was
https://x.com/Chris_TGH/status/2120532337913995599
>>587497745thanks for the update Chris The Gay Honky
>>587497529it's really not bait my dude, miku and teto are now on a different level to the rest of the vocaloid characters, and want to know the saddest thing? akita neru has better chances to get in before them, and she is an even bigger literal who
>>587496089waah...chocolate mint pigu...
>>587497637 (me)NVM I found a few, I stand corrected
I'm enjoying the season so far desu
>>587498449wow the fag likes the season about booty banditry who could have thought
>>587497637
>>587498604That's a cool MEIKO, ty
well do you guys think shes right?
>>587499224>right before miku dropswhy the shop is exceptionally trash on those days
Zoro Swords not having that built-in lock on that all melee mythic have is odd but I realized this is probably better because the hitbox is huge so you cah swing around an area and do damage instead of being locked directly at someone who can just beam you
>>587499224Trans coded stopped reading early on
>>587499224you can get passes with the token so it got that wrong, you just can't buy levels with it
Still no token?
>>587499391>Trans coded>November 12: Lil Uzi Vert (male — skip)
>>587499339Tbh without the lock on it's much easier to control
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it allOne Prozac a day, husband's a CPAHer dreams went out the door when she turned 24Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a starShe was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's carHer yellow SUV is now the enemyLooks at her average life, and nothing has been alrightSince Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before NirvanaThere was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTVHer two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985, 1985
>>587494925Why's that? They're the only two I liked when I went down the vocaloid rabbit hole like 15 years ago
>>587495735Zoz
I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie WorldLife in plastic, it's fantasticYou can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creation
Aritakeno yume woooo kaki atsumeee!
are the looney troonys gone?
>>587500191bugs bunny is still in the game
>Gon>Killua>Leorio>HisokaThoughts?
>managed to empty three fucking vaults in one match>one gizmoglad I'm only doing this shit until my dailies are done because fuck grinding for this
>>587500191I got a Lola bunny a few matches ago in squads, so it's safe to say they aren't gone just yet
>>587498573dont give him attention
>>587494081I want to play with those shoes irl like cars
>>587500329Gon and Killua are too short to be skins
>this is what Tetofags are like
>>587500526Okay how about this;Edward AlphonseRoyEnvy
>>587500329We should get sprinklo, scrimblo, glupp and shitto first.They deserve it more
So do blue chests increase your odds for treasure or no? If not, makes the easter eggs seem a bit pointless when you can get the same thing from any POI in a fraction of the time.
>>587500581yeah the fanbase you were just calling trannies are surely posting AI generated scat porn. idk why you fags have to go on some smear campaign every single fucking time a cute girl skin gets announced, its pathetic
>>5875003531/137,500 are astronomically low odds. You basically just gotta play as you normally would and hope you get lucky.
saba skin when?
>>587500684I think odds are always the same, doesn't matter if its a regular chest, a blue chest or a sprite chest
>November 11th>I am forgotten
God damn it. Son of a fucking bitch.
Teto dabbing on lil niggy
>>587500593I think the person who is a gun expert should be in the gun game with Roy
>>587500329Literally who the fuck are theseWhat franchise even
>WHY ARE YOU STILL SPAMMING [SKIN] STOP IT>people stop posting about the skin>WHY WAS [SKIN] FORGOTTEN???what do you fags even want
>>587501198characters from hunter x hunter
>>587501265>/fng/ is one person
>>587499960Good morning sir!
>>587501045It's good, but using seasonal skins out of season is a faux pas.
Teto should've dropped on April 1st
>>587501321there can't be more than like ten people posting here at max so yeah probably
>>587501321no hes onto something
>>587500715Get a new line
https://x.com/Fortnite/status/2120562281134293122
>>587501530>Your free shop, Goyim.
>fortnite literally calling miku and teto fans niggers on par with one slop spicsRofl
Bros.. Bless my next match
People do not know of Hunter x Hunter?A Chrollo skin would do dimes.
John Gaming (middle name epic)is a friend of an uncle of a friend of my aunt, he told me the secret to get the token is to have a kind pure soul!!!!!also teto wife !!!!!!
>>587501662The fact that the mangaka goes on year-long hiatuses doesn't help HxH's level of cultural relevancy much.
>>587501639Me irl giving you strength
i hope epic never collabs with pornographic gacha games again, look at picrel, blatant homosexual imagery.please epic blacklist chinese porn games we dont wanr porn, look at one piece numbers, we are games we want fun not pornplease blacklist chinese porn games epic and ban female only and male only skin users
>>587501045Seen the kitty and OG spice yesterday in stw
>>587501530What happened to the simpsons
>>587501909Too bad. They already confirmed that the next entire chapter will be nikke themed
>>587501826That's a man
>tetofags post cropped tranny porn
>>587501530>Sonic still on the jacketAnother Sonic cosemtic just dropped
>>587502397>troonaloid troonies are... le troons?!?!?Shocking
>>587501909I don't get why gachas always add like the same gay bishie faggot character
>>587501321The shitposters are from one cord however
>>587501045the tranny reveal did xher dirty
>>587502571gachas are pornographic games, so they try to pander to homosexuals and womenepic collabinf with literal pornography was a mistake imo
>>587501265Its mostly one guy doing both btwProof: /v/ threads with helshit findom slop
>>587501530What's the context behind the sonic jacket
>>587502836He voices sonic in the new movie
>>587502836nod to MJ wearing it
>>587502836belt and cap are different so sega must be fine with it
>>587501826Well I didnt find anything but thanks anon
>le birdbrainzoomer troon slop
>>587502746when I played it I got the dragon girl with the fat ass in the skinny white pants whose panty line was faintly visible so I'm not sure it was gays and women they were pandering to on launch
>>587501530It's literal shit, thanks.
salamanca dihsalamanka mommysalamanka bludI PLAY FORTNITE!
>>587503036Ok unc
ayy me fellow sigma gyatt 100! gyatt enjoyers frfr no cap wats dat dem latest news in F nite?¿
>>587501909kys retard
>>587496265Congratulations!!!
>>587503064they always had homos, it's just that gachas main audience is ago trannies and some straight men so they make mostly girls
>>587501909You type like an underdeveloped brown person
>>587503259You can say that about the vast majority of /fng/
>>587501530I can't believe they're adding sonicfox
>>587503113YOU TREAT US LIKE DOGS
bloody bastard dalits cant beat me at FORTNITE, yes?
>>587503168i should kill myself because i don't want fortnite to collab with a literal softcore pornographic game and make children fall into the jewish cog?
>>587503404you're playing a game with current gacha mechanics as the main gimmick but worse, get some self awareness please
>>587503404You should kill yourself because you're an annoying retard that has made your existence everyone else's problem.
>>587503363sir the brhamin team leader skin is needful, you become of the invincible juggernaut and can open token pirate for fast redeem, verry bootiful looks too
>>587503501gacha is not an issue compared to judeo chinese advocated pornography, i would let my child become a gambling addict before a porn addictpronographic gacha games kill, i almost had my life ruined by them and the agents promoting them and i don't want them near fortnite
>>587501530MATT DAMON!
>>587503404comic books beat them to the punch sorry dude
>>587503563BLOODY FUCK YES MADERCHOD FUCK BITCH I WILL REDEEM
>>587503561you are hypocritical chinese agent, you literally go around infiltrating EVERY FUCKING GAME trying to incorporate pornography into them.don't want me to make it your problem? stop trying to destroy my hobby with judeo chinese bullshit
>>587503673ok anon you're still playing a game with "pornographic gacha games" so maybe it's time to throw the towel
VAULT THE SLINGSHOT!!!
It's too early in the day for /pol/ schizery
>they bring back bows but OP and less fun to use
>>587503841fortnite has stopped collabing with gachaslop and with the success of the one piece season they are gonna start collabing with healthy franchises
>>587503673>its okay if you give kids a gambling addiction but don't you DARE show them a buttkill yourself
>>587496706>Crypton Nigga, Crypton doesn't own Teto in the first place
>>587503984>trust me bro giving children life ruining pornography addiction is fine, just play my judeo chinese game i was paid to promoteyou work for the antichrist
>>587504142This, but any female skin
>>587504105so the position now is "its anti-christian to not want to give kids gambling addictions" is that right? is that where we're at now?
fng trooncord tries too hard today
>>587503945boy do i have a collab for youMONGIL STAR DIVE x FORTNITE IS COMING SOON ‼This will be an Epic Games Store Gift with Purchase (and also will be in the item shop)
>>587504289Thats every day
>>587501909>>587502746You are playing what it used to be a gacha game, idiot.
>>587504142rent free in big 2k26
>>587504331>Generic designs with blob creatures set in floating islandsThe same 5 songs
>>587504609it's what sells, blame genshin for writing the formula
>>587504440>used tothanks to the treasure hunt it now is again
>>587503808what are ur thoughts on the recent pornification of fortnite compared to the previous chapters
>>587504331It'd be incredibly hilarious if we got that guy (MC?) as the collab skin over any of the girls
>>587504331I know its likely the fox but I hope its the nurse with the big cans or the muscle bitch
teto was hated by people in 2008 btw, she was an edgy nazi OC, seems to have been swept under the rug
>>587505074time fixes everything
>>587504823deeply distrutbing and it really shows how strong the judeo chinese influence became because of trump.never forget that the ones trying to push porn and jewish elites working for the antichrist.they know their nation will be destroyed in 2027 and are getting desperate, which is why we even have some of their agents itt trying to make pornography seem harmless "it's just butts" "le gambling is a bigger issue"porn addicition kills children everyday
>>587505074>Racist to Tranny pipelineEvery single time
The real tranny skin would be an actual birdbrain teto styleThank fucking god they didnt do that
Thread theme for todayhttps://youtu.be/R_uS0aT0bG8?si=CUK9vCQMKb4fUik1Massive homophobic civil war. Keep searching for that token!
>>587505162The Token really has fried peoples brains
>>587505162Sperm cumming out when I am goonmaxxing aren't considered children
>>587505162Yea some have gotten kinda tasteless like the stripper one desu
>>587505509das pool is not closed, you won't convice me to use cleveland brown so that we can all be cleveland on a single server
>>587505210There probably will be a troonbrain emote though, it should be the brain rot dance or the Teto Territory dance
>>587505162live footage of a innocent child succumbing to fatal porn addiction
>>587505612the jews are working on lowering natality, children commit suicide and troon out everyday due to pornography addicition pushed by the judeo chinese elitesthey want to weaken humanity physically and spiritually before the antichrist comes out, and you are helping them by being a retard that wants epic to collab with literal pornographic games.you want to kill millions of children, and even worse you are orchestrating your own death and that of your people
>>587501530>summer skins on autumnholy shit this shop sucks
>my main skin isnt a collab skinmany cant say this
>>587501525Cool, now every poorfag is gonna run her day 1 because of crew... Nice, very cool.
>>587505937Sniff
>>587505937>lunalux coded skinuh
>>587495371>nazis>christpilledThey were pagans
>>587505937Its sadly niche too, we need more cute robogirls in Fortnite.
>>587506017gr8 b8
>>587505937I can
>>587506017>Crewfags>poorfags???
>>587506104CLUNKY robot girls tooNot silver colored humans with joints and seams
>>587506237wow you freaky
Can this guy stop falseflagging please
>>587506329old teto fans are trannies, new teto fans are literally unrepented unironic nazis (see that blk guy sampling birdbrain controversy)
>>587506391Das it mayne
I had two separate dreams last night about getting the pirate token. Today is the day.
Can't wait to add Teto to my doll collection tomorrow.
>>587506610Oh shit! Are you finally catching or you still looking?
>>587507003based
>>587506923Ganbare
Does anyone have footage of a player getting the token in the storm? I'm still kind of paranoid that everything except the token can drop while you're out there.
>>587507003Don't forget what >>587506329 says
I hope mesmeriser comes as a pair emote!
>>587505937
>>587507237
I keep on runninglike a tranny with his dick cut off
I AM SO GOD DAMN TIRED OF REACHING A VAULT JUST TO FIND OUT IT WAS OPENED ALREADY WHILE ON THE WAY BECAUSE THE STUPID ASS PING DOESNT UPDATE IF SOMEONE ELSE OPENS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587507773Cunny!!!!!
>>587503215Thank you! Hopemaxxing and never giving up!
>>587507837Kill yourself
>>587506504It's the opposite though, she was created by racist 2chan users. The controversy with that rapper is because she's always had those people in her fanbase
>>587507049I dont understand your question!
What's the point of getting birdbrain in the game if "fuck" "shit" and the best part "oh my peeeeeenis" is gonna be censored, Magical Cure Love Shot is not the original version either, i miss hearing that male voice in the chorus part.
>>587507467I swear out of 65 plays I did I never seen this skin around but if I do I going to molest it so hard that her flip flops will glitchout becaz all Im getting is fatass Grace Crowne I dont fucking care about a pirate token if my team, the enemy team trying to stop me!!!
>join squad fills because everyone says it would be easier to grind for the token with other people>literally EVERY SINGLE TIME I got a cosmetic loot was thanks to my grinding while my teammates were busy expectating or fighting somewhere while opening no chests whatsoever>It will probably be the same if I even get the tokenWell what can I say except YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK
>>587507837>tunii!!!
>>587509017Just leave the match
>>587509017>do X to get thing>does X, gets thingidk dude seems like it's working for you, what's the issue
>>587508941nice.... just need the tape just incase the faggot start yapping I mean meowing
anyone got any gold skins?
>>587509880i wish they put neegy in the pool, i'd grind that shi
>>587509880Yes
>>587509880Nope
>>587494081God, can't wait for Teto
>>587509880
>>587501530Ah yes, famous Sega character Lil Uzi.
Post your most wanted Teto songs as jam trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHbmkxv-874https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVLnkroSFAY
>>587509925I mean
>>587501530Why just Batman and not Harley or Catwoman, retards it’s autumn too. SLOP.
>>587510617 https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo?si=d_cIO5HeVYOGG82Z&t=17
>>587510702catwoman is included in his bundle
I WILL NEVER BREAK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyBnmkPjgGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1QKRwhNVg
>>587510942wow this is fucking terrible
>>587509880Lara.
>approaching 45 hours of playtimecan i at least get a fucking car pleasethe power hour wasn't kind to me for the g wagon even with its heavily increased rate, maybe things will be different on this next one
>>587511169>wow im a retardhello anon weird introduction
>>587511360why does purple zelda have someone's whole hand in his mouth is he voring them
>>587511360what a fucking retard
>>587501530HOLLYYYY FUARKKKKKK CLUHH EANNN CUHHHH
Bit strange the baguette came and went after one day
>>587511564it was entirely to bait teto fans into buying it before they announced her harvester was just that anyways
>>587511360Your wave 2 of Sonig, sir
>>587511564To bait tetofags into buying it and waste their precious v-bucks
>>587511564it happens, doesn't matter too much since there's a Teto themed baguette in the music pass
I don't get tilted when someone emotes or teabags after killing me but what does slightly irritates me is the fact that 80% of the time it's the fucking griddy. Use literally anything else for fucks sake there's another 1,770 emotes right there.
>>587511564Epic is so shameless with the judaism it's becoming sickening
I'm really getting tired of this autistic fag, tired of him throwing racial slurs just because he's posting in 4chan, god fucking dammit I just to talk about the game and this retarded fuck just ruins my mood.
>>587510942>>587511169>>587511327damn maybe i should start making music if someone like this guy was able to make it
mfw i'm on the racism site and someone posts racism
>>587509880I don't but that's ok. I don't really need a gold hard R anyway.
15 seconds Mr. Marsh
>he doesn't have the fortune plundarrgh equipped>he isn't landing at dead zone>he doesn't have a 'route'>he isn't avoiding other players at all costs>he doesn't have at minimum 4 health healing items in his hotbar>he isn't dying in stormYou are a NIGGER who is NOT playing the game right and you must LEAVE my squad fill.
>>587501045Still gooning
There's always room for youIf you wanna be my friendWe areWe are on a cruiseWe are
>regular skin>Get nothing for a while>Put on Oro>Loading screen and Jam track in back to back matchesGuess to get gold, one must become gold
>>587508520>cyrillic>rapist rp>my beloved cat no lessThe fields of ukraine are waiting for you(r body)
>>587512474Why won't you apply yourself? Oinkraine awaits for gay rights amerimutt warriors!
If you dislike Kasane Teto you are spiritually jewish.What are jews fundamentally? They are many things but above all they are Saturn worshippers. The Star of Remphan ("David") is a hexagram, hexagons are 2D representations of a cube. In history, a black cube was used to represent Saturn, because Saturn was known as the planet that controlled time, authority and most importantly, boundaries. The cube was and is meant to represent your physical material body being bound within a 3D material plane. Jews have the tefillin, which are black leather boxes that they strap to themselves as part of this worship, and Muslims have the Kaaba, which they run around and generate energy, feeding Saturn. The cross that Jesus was crucified on is also an opened cube.Let's look at Teto. Her age is 31. 3 represents life, Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, there are 3 states of matter which humans interact with. The 1 represents individuality, autonomy and willpower. When did she become really popular? 2023. What else happened in 2023? To keep it simple, Saturn became weaker. Next, look at her hair. When viewed geometrically, it's represented as a circle (the head, brain and center of consciousness), and two triangles (3 sides, remember the significance of 3)Teto is a great example of collective energy pouring into and causing an individual will, paired with life, and this is part of the reason for her success. She was able to break those Saturnian chains and become more than just a forgotten 2chan joke.
what 10k chests and no token does to a mfer
bye
>>587508520i got in a game while using the normal one and found another player with the alt color as if meowskulls was fighting against the gay evil side, very cool diegetic Fortnite storytelling moment
Hi, Brendan! Don't open the spoiler!
Just give me a Chester skin
>>587509017its the opposite for me i do squads but as of late i probably open 2-3x more chests than my squad randos yet im pulling nothing while they seem to pull everything
>>587513503furry chester, bara plundarrgh, and hourglass kelpy skins next season trust
>>587502963Why does every nigger want to be the new MJ recently?Is it because of the movie? Sure as hell everyone was against him and accused the guy of being a pedo before.
>>587513125it just that I will never lose to a furry skin on this game I alway end up gooning them and killing them like I use to, now its just cancer skins Im not saying for them to push more furry girls skin in the game which need too but yeah its just sad this kinda gen sucks with no ass
>>587513503no give me dokifield skin
>>587514023It could even be a money pack and I'd still buy
>>587514613Show me your butt
>>587494739You know why.
>>587510617https://youtu.be/Soy4jGPHr3g
>>587514613Move bitch im after the Token
now we just need a Ye skin
>>587514184>Iron mouse got a skinI suppose her and mint are the next two notable indies that could get a skin.
>>587495861The glass is never half full. Grow up kid.
wow the thread quality sucks today
>>587515426>grooming tranny femboysdon't mind if I do!
>>587497529Nobody thinks their glup shitto is a glup shitto. That's kinda what it means.
>>587515704That term has lost all meaning.It referred to background characters getting a fanbase because lol quirky
>>587515426Why do you think of trannies all the timeI dont do that
>>587515704Glup shitto is someone/something that looks like it just appeared out of thin air but has fans for some reason
>>587516141This follows this>>587515929Now it's just anyone I don't like
Has anyone found the damn token in here?!I feel they just decided to turn it off
'cord woke up i see
>>587515339in all honesty i want chibidoki more than dokibird my top 4 are chibidoki, fillian, dokibird, and deme
Yeah nah I fucking hate this season, easily the worst experience I've had this entire chapter. Everyone plays like there's thousands of dollars on the line and get annihilated because of it. The end of chapter event better be worth it.
anyone who hates teto is a tourist
>>587516563What if it doesn't how can they possibly do better?
>>587516010I don't, we all hate troons but its kinda obvious this one is your cord circlejerk buddy, fake and performative """shitposting""".
>>587516563It wouldn't even be so bad if it weren't for the damn Flame Flame and Slingshot. An infinite ammo Waterbending 2.0 with a freebie bomb and one of the best sniping weapons I've ever seen in a modern shooter is an absolute fucking atrocity against the players.
>>587516706I've maybe had 12 troons annoy me while hundreds of stupid white chuds pissed themselves at imaginary nothingburgers for monthsYou flakes are the real disruptive dipshits but will never admit it
>>587516563What's probably going to happen is that Geno shows up and there's a fight between him and the rest of the crews; kinda like how C6 ended with a huge team-up. Why else have him in the keyart and not show up yet?
>>587516387I have not, I'm still searching, decided to take a break because the lobbies are shit rn. No ones opening chests and no ones getting kills
>>587514023>bara plundarrghWait...
>>587516664The way I see things, it's just a shorter and shittier version of c7s3 with a lottery. I don't think there's much that can be done to improve the experience so it's just a write-off.
>>587516879>the heckin chuds are the REAL snowflakessafe edgy
>>587517589Admit itAnnoying white boys with nothing to stand for ruined the world moreYou're all stein puppets
Tomorrow is the update right?
Level 160, 250 matches, 12.5k chests plus whatever squadmates get.No token
Rightoids created the epstein world and there's billions proof of itYou lost
HERE IT COMES
People seem mixed on Pearto
>>587517941I don't know
>>587518043lv 176, 312 matches, 15k+ chests plus squadsno token
Yeah squad fills is fucked. Everyone's dying as soon as possible to afk.
>got gold car>start using it>everyone starts shooting my car now
>another weekly shop vid>still no crashmaybe next week...
>>587518391
I really don't care for the token Save myself the headache
Miku and Teto are browno icons, just saying. This season seems to be pandering to third worlders and blackies for some reason.
>>587518460Ehhhhh...Your Friends?
>>587518823you are not white
>>587518628The idea of it is fun, I like stuff like this just for the sake of having an event. People are taking it way too seriously for the odds it has though. It's the journey not the destination bros
>>587518852im russian but pale af cause of insane blood lose from self harm cause my mother is narcissistic person
>>587516563Literally just play anything else, reload, OG, stw, even other games. Br is just miserable rn and it gives the least xp too if you want to level the pass. I just play STW with a bit of other single player games on the side
>le slingshot is overpoweredIf you're actually dying to that thing in zero build you are retarded. It takes 3 headshits to kill with a purple one.
>>587509880Lara and Marigold
>>587518823I mean it's a One piss themed season, featuring a new scratch lottery mechanic
>>587517745Browns and women ruined the world. White men just let it happen because we're tired of being called racist and sexist.
>>587519131The journey is getting ball shaped holes in your head as you get sniped constantly by gimpsuits so the only thing left with the season is bashing your head against the wall in the hopes you get thousands of dollars of shop items for free
did i just witness some kinda ritual
>>587519492>3 headshots143 x 2 = 286hell, even a headshot and a body shot adds up to 225, if you get hit with a single bit of chip after that youre fucking dead.the main problem is how fuckinh spammable it is and how accurate it stays even at range. if aim skill is the same it pretty much beats any AR in a 1 on 1.
>>587519875lol ok groyper. i think u mean boomers
since the random chance is based on a system time seed won't it be best to look at which times people have gotten the chest and try and open chests around that time
>>587520338gotta try everything
To this day, I don't know why it was a pear that became a thing rather than a potato, a po-Teto if you will
>>587517745thirdies like you getting internet access was a thousand times worse
Is there an update tonight?
>>587520840Since the music pass is tomorrow and the POI update is on the 15th, it's say it's possible
>>587520840yes
why do so many people use these random ugly skins?they're not pitch black like the super hero skinI get playmaker because it's super desaturated colors
>>587516937Exactly it's like every lobby I joined it's the same shit.
>>587521326penis ripped off
>>587521326What's wrong with Lara?
>>587516387I think at least two anons have
>>587521512i dont like umamasume
>>587521326Mixture of latex, rarity, and people copying others' skin uses
>>587521326they saw other faggots using them so they just started copying it. thats literally all there is to it, the sweatfags have zero creativity and just copy whatever the pros did because idk they think if they have the same skin and pickaxe combo they'll magically become good at the game and not die to the silliest seasonal item that even slightly disrupts their boring spreadsheet gameplay style
>>587510617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKYqJ3UvjIkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkf1pLv25VUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hgSET4bpbk
>>587521512besides lara and robin
>>587519492Nobody plays Zero Build here.
La TETOna
>>587521851Once in a blue moon I does
What do you guys think the the rates will be for the next treasure hour?
>>587494081>First good music pass since gorillazFunny how half of a shop bundle is unironically better than the absolute filler slop they usual throw in these passes, I wish we’d at least get a emote but even still the mini pass looks better than every previous music pass except one.
>>587510617>>587510893>>587515198>>587521705If Teto doesn't get Fukkireta, the uncs are gonna be devastated.
>gta6 will run only at 30fpsfortnite won
>>587521326The Fortnite ""Comp""" community as a whole is mostly brain washed zoomers that follow faggoty ass pro streamers and try to ape their playstyles whenever world cup or cash tourneys roll around.And whenever those Fortnite faggoty pro streamers wear where these gaudy skins for a 0.1% increase in less screen clutter in this mario party of a game, the monkeys follow.
>>587521326Monkey see monkey doSame reason why these retards still use the shitty star wand even though the only reason it was relevant in the first place is because it was glitched for 2 days 8 years ago
>>587522475is there any mmdretard here? auere is the best teto model
>>587521851Why lie?
>>587522970sticks for legs
I'd love to know how many chests my retarded squad fill teammate are opening. Probably like 5 each. Fucking retards. Spending all game either dying, fighting bots, or trying to win at the end instead of getting the chest in front of them. Meanwhile I'm working my ass off with a fortune plundargh and a sword looting 100 chests. FUCK THESE COCKSUCKERS
>>587523102maybe teto must be fat
what the fuck
>First game>2 Sprite Accelerators>Second Game>Gold Fireworks and another Sprite Accelerator>Third Game>Nothing>Get off for the day
Post this cat when they least expect it.
>>587494081What will her emote be?What will her free treasure jam track be?What glider would work well with her?
>>587523289search miku teto yuri
>>587523289its the "so wacky random xd" kind of meme
>>587523385>all skins' heads are pretty much their own separated objectAdd it to the locker tim and I'll mail you a sick rock
>>587522345Part of me hopes they ramp up the odds during or after GTAVI's release window for longer periods of time to keep people grinding, this event has been evil as fuck thus far.
>>587523640Two emotes!Birdbrain emote since that's her main song she's associated withGroup emote of Mesmeriser :3No free jam tracks. Meeseeks cloud, like always. Otherwise the current cuddle team plush glider or paper parasol.
>>587523640>What will her emote be?Mesmerizer>What will her free treasure jam track be?Mesmerizer>What glider would work well with her?Kawaii Team leader’s bear glider from the current pass
uh oh they going to be mad if there aint no glider
>>587524050There’s been a free jam track the last two weeks it’d make no sense for there to not be one for Teto & Miku
>>587524050It's gonna piss me off how they won't do the full dance and will proba ly just loop the first half
>>587524382Right they'll make it some phonk ai gem like last time they gave a "free" "Miku" track.
>nothing has dropped since Week 2 updatedid they scuff the odds or somethingnot even sprite gizmos, not in solo or squads
>swap to marigold>put on all gold cosmetics>now consistently getting gizmos every match>>587512457 might have found the tech
>>587494081They really baited everyone into buying the fucking baguette pickaxe last night before this set leaked, huh?
Piratetokenendbfrbsyduduudkasozyc
>>587524191>Mesmerizer EmoteSorry Fortnite doesn’t add emotes worth buying only mumble nigger rap slop
Last night after ReemKnocks got his own spray, he ended the stream to keep the spray as the "Rarest Spray in Fortnite"
>twitter feed is filling up with those "AFFIRM YES FOR GOOD FORTUNE TODAY" postspeople are going through it right now
When does Pirate Migu come out?
>>587525727This would mean something if the spray was good or sprays had more uses
Who would you want merch of?
>>587525727he can keep it, whoever he is
>>587526079it's going to be furslop or more miku and maybe teto so who fucking cares, youtooz fans are as bad as funko fans
Who is the most controversial person we could realistically get at this point? PewDiePie (bridge incident)? Kanye? It's a shame we never got Hulk Hogan
>>587526079Charlotte-sensei
If Epic was based we should had a Gilded Tim Sweeney as the rarest Drop on the game.
>>587526079ultima carver
>>587526079Lexa, Lennox, and Lexa Hexa
>>587526079Base Kyle
>>587526285>or more miku and maybe teto>Must be Fortnite (original Fortnite characters only)I don't think Miku and Teto are Fortnite original characters
I’m thinking
>lock cosmetics behind champion/unreal>sweats don't use them anywaysannoying, I want the br ranked pickaxe for the superstyles since they're actually good this season
>>587526558then it's still my first point, they always use the same quirky chungus skins because the only people who care about youtooz are quirky chungus users, and even worse it's not going to be something niche like kozaru but the same 5 characters fighting for the top 3
>>587523289How could epic allow such a criminal in this game
>>587526739just go for them, storm camping isnt that hard
Since this week and last week had a jam track, I wonder what song they'll use for Miku week
>>587526950Mesmerizer makes sense
>>587526950I'm betting for Monitoring but something tells me it will be Levan Polkka
>>587526950It will probably be This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee
>>587526863KTL might have a shot because of recency bias
>>587526950Some dogshit west slop probably
arr yu reddy?
>>587527578for whatteto release?
>No Chimera wings >No Belt-tail >Pearto This is like giving Miku a Tuna pickaxe
>>587505937Who here actually exclusively uses a collab? I don't see anyone post collab skins here except Jill
>>587501530>only Batman specifically How odd
Why is this not Teto's backbling? It's such an easy choice
>>587524582Epic is well known for making horrible loop emotes, 20 secs of choreography and 1 minute of song... Look at the Suisei emote, or the Miku Beam emote. Suisei emote doesn't end with the wink, and Miku Beam is not the original pose.
>>587499224LMAO what the fuck is this!? You've got chatgpt prompted to talk to you like a snarky friend and you post this shit here? So fucking cringy. And SHE? Is she your girlfriend or something? Lmao is SHE right guys? You need a bot to think for you and then you ask us to think for you about the bot's opinion, bro do you have any brain cells left? Cringiest post I have ever seen.
>>587528359Pearto is infinitely better
>>587528187only Batman is shown in the video but it says bundle and he's part of the same bundle as catwoman
>>587528465Miku beam emote is referencing the live performance
>>587517070God do I love ochaco.
>>587527480i suppose, them using RTL silhouette just tells me they know 1 of the winners already even before it started
Why do people go for the big chest? The cavern is a lot quieter and has plenty to open.
>>587529094cavern?
>>587518240Because it's a meme only posted by larpers
>>587528972the RTL silhoutte is an existing figure they already made and sold, and maybe they will go for characters they have not made yet
>>587529094THAT'S MY POI TO DROP, STOP FUNNELING PEOPLE THERE!!!!!
>>587526079glow in the dark king krab figure + shelly
>Rue is being unvaulted for GTA 6 release
>>587529340i know, if the tweet doesn't say no repeats any skin with a figure already can still participate, just with a different pose, desu they should've just done that, void skins that already have at least one
>>587528835Well, fucking sucks imo
>days of grinding>found car before backblingshit’s grim
Are Migu & Teto friends? have they every officially collab’d together?
Playing using the kigurumi style of the new team leader is impossible, I keep on imagining her completely naked under the kigurumi and I constantly have a huge erection
>>587530298>Are Migu & Teto friends? have they every officially collab’d together?they have rough lesiban sex with each other
>>587530298they're coworkers
>>587526079>$500 +2% sales That’s actually kind of nuts, no?
>>587530298They "performed" at some concerts togheter
what skin
>>587530694joss with superstyle
>>587530694A battlepass skin that is due to come to the shop soonish
>>587530987if oni hunters is anything to go by it may be a lot more, baymax skipped line only because he's from disney and i suppose because of his worlds in KH
>>587530694super meat girl
>Mfw found the Token but not the KTL loading screen
>>587530694Some bp one going off the fugly overtime style. It's kinda crazy how the while thing devolved from s7 somewhat tasteful recolors to these lazy and fugly animated ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38EuG2dAyMit's a real shame they seem to be fucking up another vocaloid music festival by having 1 actual song and then pretty much no other major songs of value from her.
>>587519492bruh
>>587531286most festival passes only have 1 song from the artist afaik, i remember reading bruno mars got 2 but 1 was like an ad for his japan tour, your best chance is that the jam tracks are in the miku part of the shop, cause i think they do get 1 or 2 in it, miku got... miku and daisy 2.0
i drew a thing to take a break from the token grind...
>>587531743sovl
I fucking hate this season
>>587531743that's cute, good luck grinding
why have we gotten so many wins this season?
>>587531924Just take a 2 week break my nigga. I’m playing OoT.
>>587526079>no aislop submissionsbased
>>587531954because people are dying in the storm to hunt chests
>>587531743Nice
If that red white superstyle is real, maybe they've finally woken up to how dogshit awful superstyles have been.Sparkly random bullshit needs to stop and make way for normal looking alt colourways
i made a thing while grinding for the token
>>587532296They're real, all 3 posted by tofu guy, I expect them to be a one thing because of the theme of the season and because this community is bitching they made KTL whiter
indian behaviour
>>587530298iirc, this is the 5th time you can read more about miku and teto relation here:https://www.famitsu.com/article/202505/42943
>finally started counting my chest route>averaging around 70 opened per match alone depending on if two vaults are hit and there are little to no interferences with other players so i get to keep my plundarrrgh>not even factoring in squadmate chests>roughly 140 matches of thisTimmy I think I'm owed my golden decal by now
>>587532464This is awesome! I love original creations!
>>587532635thank you sir, off i go to grind some more chests
>>587531743Good shit, if I were home I'd photoshop that face into that painting of the staring soldier
>>587532464>>5875317431.2 millons of Indians could not point at the difference
>>587523304Count your blessings. I've played a couple 4+ hour sessions this week and got absolutely nothing.
>try out an epic twitter route with 30 likes>5 people drop on the exact same spotlmfao, back to my old one
I thought today was going to be the day I got the token. I think I was wrong.
>>587532513Oh no the tan white person stayed in doors for too long
>>587532464Genuinely cute anon
>>587533297She is canonically Indian tho
>>587532464Nice, good work!
Anyone have skins effect their playstyle, I use Usopp and suddenly I'm playing more cautiously from a range.
>>587533297I think she has a tan too but regardless if she's black or white they unironically may change her before release, and it sucks because it's a really neat design
>>587533259Lil Flacko in the sidelines judging you
>Literally nobody all game>First guy you run into is a turbo sperg sweat who instant flicks you somehowOkay game
>>587533669The anime art style looks so hideous
>Runs Anons soulful art thru AI slopLiterally rope yourself holy shit
>>587533669the anime art style looks so good
>guy who can hit all slingshots at any rangeyeah ok
>>587533297You need to interact with a human outside for once in your life, chud
>4 squad chasing me down for several minutes on end when I'm just trying to do chests>They chase me into the storm even>Run to a vault since I have swords and wait for them to enter like lemming>Rape all four of them and move onI genuinely do not get it, I actually can not fathom wanting a kill that fucking badly during this event, like they have to be brown
>>587533669The white skin on her is jarring and unnatural lookingLike I get what they're going for with the black white red super styles but it doesn't work on herMaybe they should have made her hair red
ok
>>587533297>tan white personMaybe she's just brown though
>>587533669They're ALL paleThat's the fucking point of the style but retard niggers online crying "BRO HER MELANIN?????"Like holy fuck
sex with Nickeh30
>>587534007Brown skin + white hair is unmatched and they had it
>>587527967can't believe the character that has april fools date on her arm has joke items
>>587534173Many are saying this
>>587534131to play devil's advocate they could have went for grey, that's usually how manga shows a character has darker skin
>have about a weeks worth of vacation days remaining>heavily debating the idea of taking next week off and turning the gold teto/miku grind into a marathon with 4 hour sleep breaks>even if i do that itll still be a nearly 100% chance that i wont get it>some fat mexican kid on twitter will complain about getting it instead of gold uzi thoughthank you tim for this wonderful experience.
>>587534131She looks like Michael Jackson, the super style color palette just doesn't work on her. It's not even the fact that they made her white there's just too much contrast between her skin and hair with this color palette
>>587534339The intention is to be white/black with red. Like some Sin City/Mad World type stuff
>>587533669social media was a mistake
>>587534267>Lemme disregard a character entire story because of its origins Go back to listen to birdbrain on repeat
>>587534440true but I don't think grey would have deviated too much from the aesthetic
>>587534016six seven
>>587534673Yeah adding grey to a black white red palette destroys the aesthetic In reality there's just no good way to depict darker skin characters in such a style without breaking it
>>587533991I do, infact because I'm not surrounded by Indians in a third world garbage dump like you, I know what a tanned white person looks like
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WE STILL HAVENT FIXED THE BURIED TREASURE HITBOX LMFAOOOO HAHAHA LOOOOL>OK YES WE INSTAFIXED NIGGERS PSYCHOSIS HEARING SPRITES SAY SLURS IN A DAY BUT THE ACTUAL GAMEPLAY SHIT WILL TAKE HALF A MONTH LOOOOOOOOL>ENJOY DYING ON THE ISLAND CAUSE IT TAKES 10 PLUS SWINGS TO GET THE CHEST UP LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL EPIC RNG LMFAOOOO
>>587534896yeah you may be right, the grey would sastify the few people complaining but it would ruin the aesthetic so I hope they don't try to sastify them
White people never color their hair, it's actually brown people with one colour of hair (brown)(and eyes while we're here) that have different colored hair
>>587535253Are you the person who wrote a very angry post because you got mogged by Pablo?
this would have done numbers on /fng/ if it wasnt for the soundhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1794424076359840.mp4
tonight>Peak Style - Your locker. Your rules. (x6) [ID: BR111226]>Marvel (x3) [ID: FantasticSurfer]>Signal Boost - Big vibes broadcasting now. (x2) [ID: FND111226]>Groove Moves (x2) [ID: VV111126]>Treasure Hunters - The Greatest Adventure of All Time (x5) [ID: GoldThemePocket]>Kernel Hearts (x1) [ID: KernelHearts]
>>587494739Literal WHOs vs Red miguIt is a fucking mystery why Teto is in Fortnite first
>>587535397No idea what you are talking about but there isn't a brown on the planet capable of mogging me
>>587535138Now that I look at the super style they already fucking ruined it by giving her an actual skin color instead of white, it already deviates from the black/white/red paletteThat just makes this whole situation fucking retarded on Epic's part
how about having light skinned characters only so we can make whatever pallete swaps we want
>>587534437>She looks like Michael JacksonCan't unsee
>>587535589Even if you are not, you sound like this >>587306043
It's probably Japan colour scheme, it's the anime season.Black is just a natural, neutral fill
>>587535253>White people never color their hairWe just spouting complete nonsense now? "Blue-haired liberal" is a thing for a reason. (Just because you disagree with them or their ideaology doesn't make them non-white)
>>587535539People said the shops would be bad this month due to the token but it seems fine to me.
>>587535827Ye that's not me, I ain't reading all that. That's what I get for using proper English I guess.
>>587494081timmy your ball knowledge is so whack you just caught on to teto? lemme see that track list. OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
>>587535983>pablitomartinez17 proceeds to emote after killing you because chester printed him a gold autoshotgun on his first chestlittle did he know I am a white man living in a first world country while he's a starving subhuman brownie kid eating nothing but rice and leftovers everyday while his beaten single mother overworks herself (will die in two years btw) in his fourth world shithole. His only cope is pretending to be good in fortnite. He will not live to see life past 30 because he will get beaten and beheaded slowly with a rusty machete but not after his face is degloved and he is forcefed his own skin at 27. Such is the life of a subhuman loser, meanwhile I can only delight myself in the comforts of being superior and living a comfortable first world life.Such is life. Check yourself before you wreck yourself
>>587535497I wish I was her.
>>587535838I think it's supposed to fit traditional Japanese paintings that use a lot of white, black, and red
>>587535093it took them almost half a year to fix people not being able to join cups. unless youve got a streamer or reddit in your corner making an ass of themselves about your issue then you can expect it to be solved at a leisurely "when we feel like it" pace.
>>587535928It's nothing but returning bottom of the barrel collabs and no new shitThe shop has absolutely been ass lately, and that's saying something If you have the token and aren't retarded you'd save it till winterfest
>>587535838yeah I dont know why people keep grasping onto some mad world sin city just because what bold lines or some bullshit its probably just one mentally ill anon
My aim is so fucking shakey
>>587536150I buy nothing from the shop so i have nothing, new doesn't mean it will be good any way
WOWOWOWOWOWOO
I'm convinced that you just can't kill someone while they're charging up their gay little fireball.
>>587534173Need some of dat Canadian bacon
How are you guys putting in 100+ hours? Do you even eat or sleep or go to work?
Chances of FNAF rerun when?
>>587536316You can but it comes out anyway, I traded knocks with one while he was charging the ball up
gonzales.requise2012 and minecraftpablo09@gmail.com own you
>>587534131somehow I doubt you'd act normal if there was a style that made all the white chars africanit looks horrible on her, she was made to be brown not pale
>>587536405six sevennnnnn
>>587536142>Locker improvementsis that the qol change that was being teased
>>587536459If they got big lips and noses then yes lmao. not if a stylistic recolor shaded them darker.
>>587536137>>587535838100%now what are the theories for the other two
>>587536526Reorder/sort presets i hope
I thought this nigga was a thirdie?
>>587536459Well of course it's simple
>>587536590They're all the same style
>>587536754Paid version of what?
>>587536432i miss seeing free to play engineers with those names
>>587536590If it’s the same as Simpsons season we only get two styles. Maybe a b/w pen and ink one?
>>587536862Oh, all three slots are these? I thought the first slot was like the set and there'd be more
Fortnite is my life
>>587537049this is a mini season, anon.
>>587537049superstyles don't get sets sadly, it's just 3 styles, in this case 1 cause of a mini season
>>587537049Jonesy, KWT, and Charlotte
>>587537163Won't argue with that, still ass though less alts and less skins double mini seasons doing double duty
>>587536526>>587536745This, folder with sub folders for lockers, i want a folder and sub full of female and other to males, and other for funsies.
>>587537394At least they chose the best skins for the super styles.
>>587537343Tight
>>587536526>fixing a frustration or adding a level of polishheres one, how about you revert the dogshit emote wheel change so i dont have to search like an asshole every time i want to use something that isnt on my equipped list?how about a better preset system without a fucking limit?how about the ability to preview shop shit in a bot lobby or something?
>>587537523last time they did super styles for a collab skin (that isn't from a full collab pass) is all the way back in chapter 3
>>587536150MOTU and Mega Man are high quality collabs whether you personally like them or not
I want Dutch from predator All covered in mud too
>>587536321I want to dine on that booty
10 hours till Teto
>>587538024>and Mega Man are high quality collabsjumping in on this as a mega man fan to tell you that youre fucking retarded.a mm collab was probably the easiest thing for tim to take my wallet on and somehow they fucked it so bad that i didnt buy anything.
>>587536997Of the free rent in the trooncord's minds
>>587537796you’re forgetting simpsons and starwars
Does Teto have a shop skin?
>>587538250this is the shop skin
>>587514129>why does anyone want to be the person more important to humanity and better known than jesus christ. is it because he was the greatest artist ever? sure as hell every jew was upset that he outed them and their tricks for being a greater person than most born before or after.
>>587538117cumming
>>587536142>Audio improvementsmaybe they're FINALLY fixing footstep and glider audio being silent as a ghost. Beyond tired of some faggot getting to sprint up stairs behind me or glide onto me and I hear nothing
>>587538235no I did not I literally said (not from a full collab pass) and those are full collab passes
got the car and like 6 gizmos today..tomorrow is token day !!!!!!!!!!!
>>587538250likely not since they shoved her fat ass in there last minute
>>587538213as a sonic fan, fuck you
>>587538453ctl and fishstick are not collab characters
>>587535093I know the fix for it is tonight but this is where you hit it, dumdum.
Why does Epic shove UEFN garbage in your face so much. It's always some mind numbing mobile game tier slop begging for microtransactions
>>587538768ctl dressed as a wookiee is a collab, a fusion of Fishstick and Blinky is a collab
>>587538935nta but i hit it and still either doesn't connect or hit the chest, more than the hole i think it's because some zones aren't flat
>>587538964they really really want to be the new roblox
>>587538981ktl being one piece is a collab jonesy being one piece is a collab
>>587538708i dunno what youre trying to imply but sonic was fine. the robot shoulderpads and shoes were gay but robotnik looked great and shit like the tails glider/sidekick and chao backbling were welcome. super shadow was also surprising.
>>587539135OH BOY CRAPPER AND ANAL MY FAVORITE BUNDLE!!!! finally in the shop after being locked for 2k + days.
>>587539070Sometimes the terrain can make it tricky, but for the most part, this will do it - crouching can sometimes help.I clear out treasure island in less than a minute doing it this way.
>>587501530HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT I SHOULD'VE USED MY TOKEN EARLIER
>3 seasons in for modern sprites>Still can only be rebirthed at level 1I know it's not a big issue, but damn is it still annoying when you die and have a level 4 one
>>587539135man, I was hoping for the fantastic 4 but black cat is ok, this really stinks of "pre update shop" shop though. I guess there'll be another shop tab tomorrow morning after the update?
>>587539135All Spider-man skins that aren't the one from the BP suck
Sick of this fucking shit.
>>587539345miku isn't dropping until the 14th so that's just gonna be the shop till the next shop reset
>>587539358I think the BND skin is better
>>587539504I can only think maybe buggy or uzi
>>587539542I'm a fucking insane sperg when it comes to Spider-Man suits and it's a pain in the arse. Bnd is a decent enough cope, the BP one is like two details off of being perfectBut the symbiote alt is perfect, if I wanted to play Spider-Man I would never use any version but that, they nailed it and it's one of those things where I'm like damn they really did it.
vherez ze leekz?!
>>587539687I'll be honest, completely forgot about those two. Yea I'd say there's a chance of them being added as soon as server's go up.
>>587540006ts is ahh fy talm bout
>>587536459That's niggerfying them so yesThis isn't whitewashingYou braindead trog
seeing people waste refund tickets cause they hyped this up just to reveal an actual cel shaded one the next day
>>587539224No gradient style unlike MM skins, massive heads, Tails is tiny, bundle overpriced due to instruments and kicks, no invisible glider for knuckles, no emotes outside the built ins is weird too
>>587540006yeah the symbiote style is the one big thing the OG skin has over the BND skin, I'm hoping that if MCU spider-man gets a symbiote in secret war he wil get that as a skin in Fortnite as well
>>587539135TIMMY YOU FUCKER MAKE VENOM COME BACK ALREADY
>>587539135>Spidey ZeroI'm getting major Fomo skipping Punisher
>>587539135shit black cat and bouncy anime booby lady?thanks tim
>>587540154im glad i didnt take the bait and buy the baguette
Post creators that deserve icon skins
>>587540006I'm chapter one og and if bringing those back meant bringing this back I'd be okay with it
>>587540628who
>>587540628
>>587540154I'll admit, I fell for the bait too, but I didnt equip it or anything so when I saw the cel-shaded baguette today I just used cancel purchase on it, no fucking clue why anyone would use it in a game and void the return before seeing the bundle reveal
>>587540825LosPollosTV. It's one of the biggest streamers.
>>587538415if you can’t hear someone sprinting up the stairs behind you you either>have bad hearing>have bad audio settings>have bad speakers/headset/headphones
Expect >Pirate Miku >Teto>Luffy Speed >Lil Uzi >Anime Hope >Anime Oscar
everyone is posting mid ahh streamers instead of Kino picks
>>587540628>>587541321
>>587541597lol they’re really gonna make shops shit as long as people have tokens
>>587519492The Slingshot is absolutely overpowered lmao, that's why I always carry one.I even used it like a second shotgun in reload.Bonus cancer points if you carry the parrot sprite, to spam 80ish body or 130hp headshots even faster.
>>587541597and people are going gaga to get the token for this btw
>>587540628We need an Israel Collab to celebrate the destruction of Palestine
>>587541597LMAO
>>587541597Fernet body is TOO obscene...
>>587540628Tfue
>>587541597Should I? You all keep shilling her so, yes or no? Or just get the game and aquire her that way.
>>587542109why are you asking mongoloid?, just claim it... Jesus christ, you people are fucking retarded.
>>587541339seeing as my own footsteps and glider are earrape levels of noise at the same time I don't think so
>>587542109the game is dogshit
>>587542109I want to plunder Fernet
>>587542109we get it, you got the togen xD
>>587542109you could also get her from the shop for free and then get the game later to get 1500 vbucks
>>587542109Imagine how retarded you have to be to use the token now
>>587542109>token already running out soon>he didn't minmax itOOOF
another shop update without rtl...
>>587536142>>587536526Gonna go out on a limb and say it's possibly skin previews on Gliders in the locker, that one glider in the new OG pass having that feels too random to not be an upcoming thing
>>587540154I didn't bu it cuz i forgotMy air head saved me once again
fernet booby jiggly yum
>>587542973Where post proof
>>587536142these locker improvements better be fucking good
>>587542109Do it
>>587542109
>>587540628Beach Bod Lazarbeam
hehe what if I get the token on solos right now, that would be so fun
>>587540628None of themPutting E-celeb bullshit in ruined so much
>playing fortnite in 2026+
blortzon said the people who were talking about next chapter being called Book 2 were wronng. its chapter 8
Wait is the regular teto skin part of the festival pass or are they gonna pull so pussy bitch shit and give us a fortniteified version while the regular version is shop exclusive?
>>587540628only 2 worth anything
>>587543828the music pass skin is UTAU Teto, they said nothing about a shop skin so there's probably isn't one which makes sense because she was just supposed to be a shop skin but was quickly changed into a music pass
I haven't gotten a chest drop in daysnot even gizmos
>>587543713none of these anime girls are in fortnite
>>587541098comes with a pack of coffee instant type 2
>>587543390Im sorry I disappointed you doggy. >>587542402Shit... would that work? Like that essentially a free way to get bucks. >>587542551I mean so far many of the things that have shown up in the item shop I've previously wanted like Megaman, Ben 10, Snoop dogs car, Skeletor and Samurai Vader. So its been pretty good for me. And the main one I want it Teto and she's coming tomorrow. So yes I used the token now. Unless they do something crazy on like the 19th or 20th to compete with GTA 6 like bring Travis Scott back, i think I'm good with using it now.
>>587543713i wish
>>587544164I don't see why it would not work, the promotion specifically says you get a 1500 vbucks grant if you already got the skin
if there is no fun in FOMO why did epic release giga rare golden skins only the 0.000001% will own?
i'd buy fernet but i just don't like her outfit, and i get the feeling kicks look ridiculous on her heel bootswaiting to see the datamine tonight to see if i should bother with the shop in the near future
>>587544448So they could get people to try and get them while upping their engagement metrics
is simple edit good enough or is it gimped?
>>587544687good enough
>>587544530We already know everything this update will be Uzi's normal skin encrypted, Teto and Miku, Oscar's set, Hope's set, superstyles, gold reskins, and the rest of Captain X's page. The only mystery is the final Crew skin but knowing Epic it's either another chick, a masked guy, or a twink
>everyone using miku nowlol pathetic losers flexing shit
I give up i woke up with flu today and i don’t feel like playing at all, i’ll just turn my $90 into vbucks and buy everything i want tomorrow
golden migu will cause wars
>>587544448don't worry europeans are already coming up with reasons why this engagement tactic is illegal so hopefully Epic gets sued over it
>>587526079Hybrid booty
>>587544939You can only really flex Festival Miku
>>587544530I'm hoping that the collab did well enough for them to consider adding her other outfit as well
>gold skin drop rates with a miku coming uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-HUZLiTcU
Epic really nerfd the bunker drop huh? Barely see those dropping from boxes
>>587543061wtf
>>587544448They'll come to the shop the next season.
>>587545363Keys? Yeah during the start of the season I would always get keys, but now I go a couple matches without find one at allI used to find a key, go to a vault open the chests and I'd find a nother basically linking multiple vaultsBut I haven't been able to do that since the first few days
>>587545256the devs said they would, adding more Fernie Hearts is on Timmy not them
Tofu Chris confirmed the Kigurumi style will get a purple style for the gifted variant, likely coming on tonight's update
>>587541597>3 days to get tokenit's over for me
>>587545842by "them" I meant epic games of course
>>587545894should have been a thing from the start but I'm glad its getting added
>queue squads>3 people afk>report allthe moment I realized I stopped opening chests, just running around the map so its easier for whatever reviews these reports to tell theyre afk
>>587545256I mean when she was officially added to the shop she was #2, and l ahead of the Kingdom Hearts Character individually like my girl Kairi. If she can beat Disney then there's a good chance she did well.
>>587545894I won so hard bros.
>>587545894WOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY
>>587545894>intentionally holding onto a style to make yourselves look good making ppl think you listened and responded fastwao
>>587545894Whatever, I'm not paying double for a variant
>>587546097
>>587546176rigu...
>>587531743looks aislopped
>>587546176Did she really beat Disney if the expensive bundle that includes everything was being bought by the majority of people (it being #1 proves that.)If that bundle didn't exist they'd have blasted her.
>>587531743are you a girl right?
Problem with Spidey Zero is he eeally does look like diet Deadpool
>>587546587Spider-Man could fold a train in half so him having armor on is dumb
>>587545894Fuck. Damn, I want her but no monies. Would anyone be willing to gift me her for whatever art you want of your waifu? If so I can draw NSFW
Any info on the festival pass?
>>587545096Plump
>>587546828yeah it only has one good song in it so par for the coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsuLVlLObc
>>587546517are you?
>>587546787What about Iron Spidey?
Are the teto and Miku shoes part of the music pass? Holy shit if so just for that alone this pass is already good tier
>>587545096real
>>587547240is just a reference to when Doctor Octopus switched bodies with him and killed him
>>587547271Sex
