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Hey
Which umamusume is gonna bath with you today?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>>587504862What cards is everyone running on Rickey for this CM? Also, you all going front runner or pace?
>check hakuraku for team strategies and see if mine actually works>deboofers are still the bestI fucking hate mile and medium, cms so much
>>587505065Fuck off
>>587505109Front uma x TorenaPropagandaBlessed be Azuma
>>587505065Nice
waheyhomestuck..................
>dirt aces ready>3 whole weeks of straight clankinguhhh i guess i'll start a new manor lords town
>>587505384>bathing with a boyGay
>>587505457This is truly one of the worst months of this game
yada
>>587505053>>587505053>>587505053you are posting in the wrong thread
>>587505457this but new rimworld colony
>>587505623Oh fuck off
>>587505623Who cares jeet
>>587505310I'll keep saying it. Long is the only kino distance
>>587505623This one has more replies
umas wouldnt take advanted of an intoxicated trainer right? Askin g for a friend
>>587505729Woah...
>>587505749long isnt kino until i personally can get the stamina requirement and get plat in a long cm
>>587505065'bathe' is the verb, anon
>he doesn't have a plat for every distance
>>587505310Another globalsissy, so easily gaslit by hakuraku
>>587505065Neat
>>587505749>stam check means stam deboofers are irrelevant>velocity deboofers aren't effective enough to warrant 2 fewer aces>Long sparks easy to find, mutating your oshi is pretty easy>the one mandatory stam card almost everybody has/can easily get by now>every style has a pretty decent shot, not just one or twoit's fucking kino
>>587505749Yeah, Long and Sprint are kino, you can play your oshis without thinking too much about the mandatory slot you have to fill
>>587506005I mean paces were pretty fucked last long but they fix that with the monster merchant
>>587505946im like the trainer version of a mob uma, i suck but do it for the love of the game
>>587505997
>>587505649did they add the new engine already
>>587506165why would she do that
>won all sprint CMsprint is the most honest CM
>>587505950i really need vivlos to tease me with her smug face...
>>587506165Is she gonna be okay? I got some ibuprom on me
>>587506210its in the unstable branch, most mods work with it now
>>587506102Ends will have CB, pacers will have Brian, Fronts have Kitasan, crazed retards will run Oonige Suzuka, and lates will have Laurel/Dia can't wait for the next Haruten
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12518294
>>587506165I know a poster from /uma/ that will end up like this
>>587506342Is that before or after ntr comes out?
>>587506424Don't do it anon
kwab lol
get fucked mama
>>587506425before
>>587505623Lol
>>587506317sounds good enough to me, gonna do a colony as wellthanks anon
repostan453746904537469045374690fronts are really fun to watch, kinda wish I had a third to run in this cm but I didn't get the stuck up bitch so what can you do
>>587506165My casualties: unknown character when I find a shotgun but forget to give them fentanyl for 15 seconds
>>587506619No thanks to tip touching
>>587506586Damn, I wanted two long pacers for it but I guess I can mutate
>people want to fuck these sluts
maybe we do AMQ again
What would Ardan do if you rejected her?
I thought the OP was dumb too, but not bad enough to warrant a counterbake. Jannies did nothing wrong today except not b& the sea yurifagfuck you, sea yurifag
>>587506719Fuck?NoI want to make love to them, procreate with them, and create a family with them
>>587506165I kinda like this
>>587506726I can host one again unless you wanna do it
My lust for umas pits and feet is overtaking my brain
>>587506619have fun fellow tip toucher
>>587506769
Why is Tazuna such a bitch?
post something cute
>>587506765>what would happen if a circle had four right angles? beats me, doesn't look possible, though
>>587506910You are trans.
>>587506658Yah they're fun. Your team is strong now I think
what was that vodka video posted on the other thread?
>Translated from SpanishWho cares exactly?
>>587506813host it SURELY we will get more people
I would reject Ardan.
>>587506914Follow the rules, don't umapyoi your trainee.
I thought /uma/ loved uma x F trainer
>>587506990Recreating what Daiwa told her about with her own trainer
>>587507040SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587507040Ew, crone
>>587506990Check the archive
>>587507040UHGYEEEEAAAH
>>587506658dumb avian487854434878544348785443>>587506987kiiinda not getting pp or isw kinda blows but ricker is definitely a lot stronger. might try to get a better falco in that case maybe idk...target in sight has procced every race so far so need to see if she or falco is the #1 favorite
>>587507325i did and it doesn't exist anymore...
>>587507056Surely more anons here wanna listen and guess anime openings on a Wednesdayhttps://animemusicquiz.com/invite?roomId=7004&password=rageJoin up.
>people are using my Helios screenshotsnice
>>587507040sex sex sex sex
>>587506165>Accessory on left earSorry SLUT, I don't date Mares.
>>587507531We know you call her mommy too don't have to brag about it
>>587507442oh wait i found it nvm
>>587507187You will never be a woman.
>>587507405>target in sight has procced every raceoh wow it really is rickey herself, that's kinda busted
I hate this /vm/ nig who keeps making what he thinks is a funny little phrase every room post.
>>587507405Bourbon is a placeholder but it ain't looking too hot. Might just give up on mutation and make an end Digital at this rate...
>>587507658So? Post it I want to know too
>>587507707
>>587507707Actually accurate
>>587507756the anon who hated fun
>>587506962https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/11564237
>>587507405she won from 9th place !!
>>587507707ISIS THATIS THAT MOTHERFUCKINGGORE OF MY COMFORT DAUGHTERINOOOO??? MOOODS BAN HIM I CAN'T EVEN REEE
>>587507405target will proc even if the uma herself is the favorite
It hasn't even been three threads and the Buena suicide image stopped being funny. Get some new jokes and move on.
>>587507796https://x.com/notdodo_x/status/2120355137780650401
>>587507492come join us there's 3 of us already
>>587507405WHIFFING WILLIAM(s)679621006796210067962100
>>587505065Her again?
>>587507935>UGH these threads are so stale and boring and soulless!>WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING FUN? HOW DARE THEY? I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT FUNNYI don't believe these are actual people. As in, so retarded they don't count as human
>>587507405Oh I didn't even notice she was missing that. For win rates the Rickey is doing better than the Falco tho so if you wanna improve someone it's the Falco. BUT her winrate probably is low cause Rickey is busted and wins the midrace? Maybe you should keep trying for a better Rickey in that case
>>587508115>cuckshit
>>587508080i agree, someone should feed it into grok to make versions of all the other agp umas too
>>587507707what horse is it supposed to be?
why would you reject your cf?
>>587507707ok but this goes hard
>>587508115Exquisite, thanks bro>>587508198>projecting patrick
>>587505065neat
>>587507756Rocksbwos...
>>587508080nah it's prety funny
>>587507190She's tsundere, but not particularly bright when her competitive streak gets activated. Damn I love Scarlet. She totally would say this
>>587506165>>587507707Someone make a version of this with a gross boyuma like V*dka or Ch*val Gr*nd and I would happily post it every time the Boyumafags get uppity.
>>587508318>ugly>chud>bedmates with the gorilla
>>587508304Buena VistaBut that translates to "good sight", so I guess, she's Mala Vista now
>>587507728>that sweat and steammy penis
>>587507707>>587506165just a flesh wound, she'll walk it off
>>587507069most faggots would
>>587508318>being locked down to some girl you met when you were young>rejecting all the other umas around youishygddt
>>587508640>only run twiceUseless
>>587505065This is going to be the best and the worst at the same timeI need it
>>587505065imma be honest i'd prefer durandal to keep her outfit on
Ardanfags are getting too cocky
>>587508745the cocky*
One day *mama is just going to snap and you guys are going to regret all of this
>>587508745/umagrok/, cue the Mejiro Ardan shooting herself post using the Buebue as a model
dats right yuri haters, our thread is the real one
>>587508724>t.white woman
>>587508130oh mah god bruh double podium from nonny haku wr is the most gaslight thing of all time834180918341809183418091last because I need to theorycraft what can be done>>587508524I love that camera pan they look so cool
>>587508816He probably is seething all the time anyway
I finally understand the appeal of short hair
I'm so glad I fell for her propaganda
>>587508816Don't make me wish for things that won't happen...If he had the guts he'd already done it
>>587508856buhbluh
>>587508671why reroll when you already won the lottery
>>587508943Ugly pedo
>>587509016Or... lack of guts... hehe...
>>587508929>t. seething seth
>>587505065She's cute
>>587509084>pedoi hate burger hours so much
Come! Race my dirt umas.48940811>4894081148940811>4894081148940811>48940811
You may only respond to this post if your Oshi doesn't have an image of blowing her brains out in graphic fashion.
All these rooms just to lose again
>>587509187
>t-rain>waheyyy!>67>no cap>bamboozzler>skibidi>I love Benjamin Netanyahu!
>>587505749Sprint is the only distance remaining
>>587509084Nase is a full grown woman tho
>>587509216Wonder if there's any uma untainted by gurofags
>>587509316>posts the cosplayerYep, i really hate american hours
>>587508917facetanking quad debuffs holy I got aidsthanks for coming
>>587509325
>>587509479thanks for hosting
>>587509479if they didnt want me to bring deboofs they shouldnt have made the last cm heavy snow in the 0 stamina scenario lolty for hostan
>>587509534>@bourbon, draw the next panel with Helios killing herself using the buena image as a reference
>>587508917I lose plenty of >70% prediction rooms here it just happensEven in cm ;_;
>>587508318I have something better
look how big my tits are
>>587509674whatever shitter
I'm just gonna say it.I do not care for Royce and Royce.
>>587509742stop thjat
Bro is blogposting his borrows
>>587509534And then Israhelios gets you the best goy organ from Tel Aviv's biggest organ bank in the world to treat you
>>587509826Ugly foid
>>587509742uh oh melty
>>587507492we're still playing AMQ if any more anons wanna join in
stfu anonchama
>>587509325>>587509534>>587509918
>>587509918>not taking the money and run
>ningen[-]
>>587509826based. I love this manga
>>587509742shitter calling someone else shitter
>>587509687buhbluh
What abominations have you anons been making while I was away?Again!16638625>1663862516638625>1663862516638625>16638625
>>587509742kys umama
>obsessed oscar
>>587505065I don't know what to expect but I have the feeling that she's going to poke me with her fingers.
>>587510462she's gonna play your skinflute
You can't do that.It's an illegal occupation of our uma's. You are breaking international law by trying to claim Helios.
>>587510462Lucky
>>587510543Mine does pretty well
I don't care that Golshi is a meme umaI don't care that Doto is a meme umaI don't care that Machitan is a meme umaI don't care that Light O is a meme umaI LIKE THEM!!!!
>>587510687>names 4 popular umaDamn, so brave and unique
>>587510613post your tarumae
if you don't cheat on me or talk to other girls I won't have to blow my head off nonny
>>587510914You're proving my point RIGHT NOW!!!
I haven't gotten that far with animes yet (started season 2) but I think Top Road is cute and has a massive, smoochable forehead
nooonnnyyyyyy~
>>587510934Sorry I was having sex with all your classmates what was that?
another million fans for mambo!
>>587510590>hagEw.>>587510687>he likes the retarded racist
>>587511020I also think that the Earth is flat and that trans rights are human rights if that matters
>>587511079
How much hate an individual must hold towards certain characters to either draw cuckshit or guro of them?
>>587511124Don't know a single member in Mambo
I want to fuck Donna in their bed while making Buena listen to every creak of the mattress and moan.
>>587511214Oh, bummerWell anyway, who was I gonna tap today? Gentildonna? Nice, funeral sex is gonna be so fucking good
assaulted by the Currens
>>587511164Damn anon you need to relax. First time seeing an opinion you don't agree with?
>>587511164>trans rights are human rightsthis is true tho?
>>587511162>racist and retardedShe sounds perfect
>>587510918
>>587511020Be careful because Topro has a lot of haters to the point you can't even make an OP of her
>>587511447Only cowards listen to schizosThat says a lot of this general
>>587511447TopRo is great even if she is a homewrecker
>>587511493The word you wanted to use is about not of
>>587511336I wish I were 'donna
>>587511367Which one kills herself if I don't say yes
Forget Buena Vista.
>>587511493Yeah pretty much, if you post her they will go "NYOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST HER OR IT WILL WAKE UP THE SCHIZOS"
Shes just kinda ugly
>>587511447>humans can't create new facesThe fuck is that? This fag is a literal invention
Allen is getting carried by the club again
So when should we expect a new post about "a new future scenario soon" like they did early with trackblazer, or a balance patch announcement to get the hype going
>>587511429Oh no no no no
>sex ticket>FL >no mile SI will finish the run just to have sex I guess
>>587511772Your point?
>>587511713Funnily enough those same shits end up complaining about too many schizos, in the thread made by the schizo as a counterbakeWhen that happens I just close the tab and wait until SEA hours are over
>>587511429>>587511772>>587511849>50% overall wr>pretty well
>>587511447it's your fault tho V
>>587511889I'm happy with it
Room aquarius8919895489198954
ugh Doberugh so cute
>>587511987Don't listen to that shitter
>>587511880uh oh meltymaybe if you didn't avatarfag people wouldn't complain
>>587512025
>>587512118sure you are not him lmao
>>587512196
>>587512148Dober is not like this
>>587511336i want Donna to rape me in their bed while making Buena watch me grasping for air and mercy as Donna overwhelms me and pushes my head in her boob forcing to suck it
>>587512118The worst schizos are the ones who don't recognize they are mentally ill.
>>587511889It's good enough.My teams had like 45% WR (55% on sprint) and I won all 5 plats in GL.
What made V mad this time? Is it seething that this garbage OP was allowed to stay up but BBB threads get deleted on sight?
>>587512148that's me
>587512196>post a specific uma>you are x user on this anonymous forum can't lie to meLmao at this retard
>>587508446>boy uma>chevalShe has bigger tits than your trainee btw
>>587512316Gues how many GL plats ***** has
>>587512321i know.
>>587512339>>587512196I'm low T and can't respond correctly!
>>587512316It's another random cm with awful conditions, I'm not about to tryhard a cm that I can lose to random bs to
>>587512148I'm the dog
>>587512316>I'm a luckshitter so that means my opinion has merittone-deaf mf'er, at least acknowledge it
>>587511993GO GO RICKEY! LUCKY!it was never in doubt
>>587512487thats a ruff life, buddy
>>587512518lol 2platmama
Light O is the key to all of this. If we get Light O working. Because she's a funnier uma than we've ever had in the series before.
The anti-NTR schizo is weird
>>587512518But What are you then if you have less plats?
>>587512661>>587512448I can't find the reply button for some reason
why are there so many umama skinwalkers today
>>587512591If Lucas says it must be WRONG because he's a sham
>>587512586It's 3mama now
>>587512739Kujou Curren...
you can like any uma you want, just don't be an avatarfag
This is Buena
>>587512868Poomama
>>587512818
>>587512923You're not my supervisor
>>587507492uma reference
Why did the thread turn bad?
>>587512518Everything in this game is luckshitting.>getting cards and umas in gachaluckshitting>getting good parentsluckshitting>getting good acesluckshitting>winning CM luckshitting
>>587513009curren is an exception because she's used by too many people for too many different purposes, so she's ascended beyond being an avatarfag uma
>>587513132The usual suspects
>>587511889I had around 25% in haku, and 87 in actual CM
>>587512979>for the first trilogy he had a whole team behind the scenes aiding him>is an eternal classic>second trilogy is 100% him>it's a disgrace only liked after enough time has passes that the industry standard went below that qualitySad story really
>>58751315990% of Curren posts are me though
>>587513009Nobody likes you faggot, the only people who unironically defend you are your discord buddies who also avatarfag or you samefagging
>>587513132the other two had their counter bake pruned so they've been uppity all day
>>587513285proof?
>>587513285and the other 10% are me
>>587511390on opposite day
>>587513132Someone posted a NTR picture, schizo woke up and did his thingAs usual
>>587513285But I provide all the images
>>587513361>>587513285those 100% of currenposts? All me
>>587513302truth nuke, this is gonna trigger them and they'll spam now
>>587506165Can someone post the artist so I can report this to Cygames?
>>587512518It's about 60% winrate in actual CM so it's like maybe 40-50% chance in finals? It's not that insane of luckshitting you think it is.
the more I see windy the more I wanna pull for her but I've heard she's really really bad as a racer...
>587513302>587513479Least obvious samefag ever
>>587511447basic blonde bitch
>>587513572you wish lol
>>587513551Why are you here instead of /jp/ nip bitch?
>>587512518how high of a win rate, in your professional judgment, is high enough to be considered 'good'?
Copa Copa
>>5875137583 out of 21 cms so 14%
>>587513556>a 1/32 chance or 3.125% chance is NOT insane luckshitting
>>587513928>filenamepost cafe 31
>>587513845you're actually retarded
can we chill please
>>5875138453% is the same as rolling SSR card or 3* uma. We all got some of those so it's NOT insane.
>>587513758Plats barely matter, I have 14 I think but most of my Finals matches were filled with people that don't know how to play the game. Getting a high win rate with a shitty uma without debuff cringe is way more impressive than plats desu
>>587514056the amq lobby is very chill :3
>>587514056SurePost happy umas
what's amq
>>587512923this
>>587514090mega cope for ashitties
Some nigger delivery retard stole my soldering station.I wish I could rape him just like the other retard that managed to let my nendoroid go to Nevada for some reason.Umamusume Pretty Derby.
Only nonnies I like can avatarfag
>>587514334>4shiraoki willed this
>>587514437name them
>>587514437which nonnies do you like?
>>587514497>>587514498I don't like any nonnies so no nonnies can avatarfag, haha!
>>587514321it's not cope tho. Some guy with an 80% win rate Urara in a Turf CM is way more impressive than a 100% win rate Xog in a Xog CM
>>587500558Only took another 2 TT races totalling to 17 different instances of daily slop to get my daily sale
>>587514554Too bad you have no power in here faggot
>>587514585And guess what the other 2 members Urara is using
Wait, Rickey is a pacegal? What the fuck.
Are you guys being nice to each other?
You guys are my friends
>>587514667>getting a high win rate with a shitty uma without debuff cringe is way more impressive than plats desuRead what I said neigha. Not like the 100% Obuhi player isn't also running double debuffs anyway
>>587514732*cums on you*
>>587514732Always am
>>587514864Retard no one is solo oshi without debuffers and 100% winrate with anything is impressive
>>587514823with benefits?
I would rather slot a debuffer over this
man I legit have no idea who to improve
>>587514823rape the turboposter
>>587515089Start with yourself
I can avoid being called a metafaggot if I run an uma nobody cares about with two debuffers
>>587514931I said more impressive bwo. The 100% win rate Xog is impressive but it's not as impressive as the 80% winrate Urara
>>587505065Who?
>>587515132only he can improve me.
>man I legit have no idea who to improve>loses CM againlol l2p faggo
I wish I had Fine Motion but I'm so fucking unlucky with uma pulls, I hate my life.
>>587515154Then you're just a faggot
>>587515058lmao this is dogshit>forward march
>>587515219My type
>>587514090I value my plat I got using 3 welfares and 1 LB SRs more than my plats using better cards so there's truth to it. Still feels nice. Wish I won my 5 welfare team CM A finals (I cope that 1 LB SRs aren't better than welfares because it's very hard now to play like this)
>>587515292Wanna trade?
>>587515058>note says bbbbut thats not topro
>>587515229Sweetie if anything I'll ruin you
>>587515289>he doesn't know
if a woman calls me nonny i would fold like a chair
Why is NY Ulala so stupidly fast or Ulala fans are that dedicated? Am I getting crazy? Am I losing my mind over this game? Are Mile CMs simply bullshit?
>>587515364gladly, I got the dumb whore
>>587515414>womanAnon... They're fat men...
>>587515289you don't play the game>>587515367what?
>>587505065Who the fuck is this?
>>587515292Hi, Logo
>>587515289Forward march is one of the best skills this track bwo
>>587515414what if a terminally online tranny did
Debuffers are anti sovl and you're a weak turbo faggot and a failure as a trainer if you use them
>>587515526No idea but she's really cute. Need to accelerate more.
>>587515526Semen shaped baldspot...
>>587515526ebizushi
>>587515397V please he doesn't give a shit about you
You can only avatarfag if you have at least 11 plats
>>587515835Post yours
>>587515526idk but i have this funny gif of her
>>587515835my jp account has more plats than your entire garbage club combined. L'Arc plats too
>>587515338The problem is it's way too easy to reach the finals. I check the winrates from my Finals lobby on Haku and I'll have an 80% winrate, another guy will be at 15% and the last will will be at 5%.Winning a lobby like that doesn't feel fulfilling. Wish you needed to get 4 wins to qualify for A Fiinals instead of 3. Lobbies would be a lot more sweaty and fun
>>587515980No one cares about your Mickey Mouse server plats V. Global owns you
My account with all my plats? Yeah you wouldn't know it, it's on another server, heh.
>>587515980I have 1 more plat than you
Grab ScarletMolest ScarletRape ScarletThoughts?
>>587516158she would rape you first to be your #1 rapist
what if fucked teio and cummed in her umanko
>>587515835not like u can stop someone with zero plats from avatarfagging
>>587516158Kiss ScarletLovey-dovey sex with ScarletMarry ScarletIs what I think
>>587516071>Needs to have 10x more CMs to have more plats
SOON
>>587516269This but she teio steps on my dick
>>587515835I'm safe then. Hear that everyone? The Falcofag gave me permission. You have to be nice to me now.
>Run Smaru because she's my best statstick speed>Literally every career I finish her event>Decide to finally try and make a front runner>Smaru doesn't show up a single fucking timeCruel, cruel game
>my jp account has more plats than your entire garbage club combined. L'Arc plats too
>2 digit metafag platters when you ask them to recall all their teams
>>587516548what did xe mean by posting this and then flirting with him a week later
>>587515980you don't have any plats because you don't play JP fucking retard
>>587516594I never used Christmas Oguri
>>587515483I'm talking about women, not people /here/ you silly>>587515541it depends, is (s)he hot?
My two plat winning gfs
>>587516661retard
>>587516548How is that Nishino first and her time is 1L?
>>587516634Unironic stockholm syndrome, I am done with xim too
>>587507492thanks for playing, it was quite hard
>>587516735Soulful and sexy
>>587516675uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>587516634bpd
>>587516661Based.
>>587516634It means you have schizophrenia
>>587516846noknees
>4 vanilla 3 NTRNTRbros we lost...
>>587516830>>587507492Ty bros it was fun (but hard)
who's the strongest avatarfag with the most plats
FInally unlocked my first casual outfit.
>>587507492It was a good time as always
We watching the golden joystick awards?
Would you enjoy a domestic life with Mejiro Palmer?
>>587516846>no legsi love fat, big girls.
my three plat winning wives>>587516735cute big tiddied umas
>>587517178congrats on the third win!
>>587517178>three
>>587517178You can make a CM team with them.
>>587516019We'll have LoH for tryhards and CMs are for more casual experience.
>>587516846surely, he will post another picture soon. since it's totally him and not just some photo he grabbed online gwos
>>587517178>three fucking plats in a whole year
>>587505065>stay gold for the third time in a row
>>587517434go ahead, post the original source of this image
I know we peddle the Uma raping their trainers joke around a lot but I am starting to feel a little concerned with how many trainers don't catch the hint.
>>587517457Also playing 10 hours a day to perfect the team
wait why are we in the homestuck thread
>>587517508yeah gwo, since I've copied a photo some cosplayer has deleted since, now it's me
When will she get her bond uncapped? 5000 is the max I can bank right?
>>587517178Is that the Jap Derby CM Ayabe?
>>587517562The other 10 hours are reserved for erp/melting down
>>587517581WE like homestuck
>charge>thunder clap>demoralizing shout>mocking blow>shield bash>execute>100% threatworks every time on the schizos
>>587517581jannies thought it would be funny
gold city feels more like a tsundere than daiwa scarletdaiwa scarlet always folds easily, she'd probably say yes if you ask for sexbut gold city bitches a lot, like A LOT
>>587517662I wish, but it was the hanshin haruten
>>587517749Daiwa Scarlet folds if you tell her that she will be your First.
>>587516846>>587517434uhhhhhhhh https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/569404992/#q569423747
>>587517608it will be a while, older umas get outfits first.
>>587517306Why is there no uma edit of this image? I think it would be funny
>>587517749Daiwa is horny tsundere, Shichi is cool tsundere
>>587517904>reverse searching comes up with nothingoh no
>>587516846i thought this was \/
>>587517331you're smartsomething to keep in mind for the next mile or sprint cm
>>587517950and people say Vodka isnt cool as fudge
PooMama is not allowed to post currens
wife
>>587517835The Derby Ayabe was really good, I remember her beating me a lot. Unfort she couldn't get the win
>>587518163grannywife...
>>587517943
>>587513096Some anons got this wrong...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rw5tbl5Wfc
okay this song is great, just sucks there are barely any uma that sing it in-gamebut the full song goes hard so it works>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VnW3IK0HSU>https://open.spotify.com/track/5DGFi55uZQxLZu8QDRNn1u
>>587518393@bourbok, fatten this falco for my collection
>>587518468Listen, I'm kinda retarded
>>587518541buhbluh
>>587515601cheers
>>587518745what the fuck is in that glass
>>587518485Overruner! is a hidden gem, I tried to shill it many times but nobody listened to it
>>587518820>>587518485Go back
I somehow forgot to date the hag... Ah well I'll work on something meta for a while since mutating has been cumbersome
>>587517904>isreal>>569423995>>569424186
>>587517002They're avatarfags because they have none
>>587518998>>587517904did *m*m* confirm it was actually her THOUGH?
>>587518998woah...
>>587518163they guy who started the fluffball uma thing is a genius
>>587518820songs don't mean much to me OUT OF CONTEXT, like sure a banger ost can be a banger but if you don't know anything about how it came to be or anything it doesn't have the same impact. kinda autistic but that sort of thing is really important to me>>587518871??? it's literally in the game...
>>587518795That's for her to know and for you to wonder
>>587517881Does this actually work on trainees?
>>587518485>2 out of 4 singers haven't been added yet.>1 of them releases in 5 months.What was even the point of releasing the concert into the game, before the characters that actually have vocals for it...
Pocky slop
drink the shiraoki potion and be freed from bad luck
>>587519397>7OH MY GOD SHE'S /HERE/
>>587519361>pocky gameJUST KISS ALREADY
>>587517904I'm the one who posted that image for the first time, found it on a facebook group for Topro
>>587519397>7
What drama are we planning for next month?
>>587519470>larping lester
>>587519470no actually it was me, I found it on /lgbt/
>>587519603i look forward to seeing this every day during Kris S's banner
damage control
I don't wanna farm in unity
What's your longest plat streak?
>>587519456Nothing wrong with enjoying the moment and taking it slowly
When i started to play this game i heard a lot of people here said what in JP deboofers are banner or something? This was gaslight?
I miss bushGOD
>>587519915On JP they started banning debuffers for specific CMs, but it's not every CM.
>>587519915they are banned for some CMs
>>587519915In jp SOME specific cms are debuff free, but not all
>>587519397>7 Alright!?
>>587520014I miss Cheney
>>587519843Win streak : 5Loss streak: also 5
what does fuku taste like anyway
>>587520025>>587520031>>587520045Oh i get it, i hope it dirt CMs, because these are most hard and retarded
>>587520067I love my super wife's super tits....
>>587519861I took it slowly with my first girl too without any pocky game, you can just start cuddling and everything will follow slowly
>>587520160orange?
I rape, impregnate, and don't take responsibility for the next Uma posted.
>>587520160Incense and herbs, oh and orange
How many plats do you have?
>>587520304>>587520323>4+3 lol
>>5875203533
>>5875203530
>>587520484mambwo...
>>5875203533!
>>5875198434
You aren't a Vmama tier CM player are you
>>587519223there isn't much context to get from uma songs tho. Overruner! it's just about the rivalry and friendship these 4 sprinters have, same as many other group songs. the solo songs have way better lyrics.
>>5875203534
49-55% winrate on hakuraku. This is surely good enough.
>>587520353Just one from sprint slop.
>>587520171>>587519915They are only banned for CMs like Derby and more recently l'Arc to help oshifags
>>58752035311
>>58752035339
>>5875203536. Also won plat for every distance, only need a dirt plat for every surface as well.Why are you guys doing so bad other than the umako dancho.
>>58752035313
>>587520907until very recently i just aimed for distance S on aces and A 3rd.
>>5875203539. Haven't won a sprint or a dirt IIRC
>>587520893I don't know who this nigga is but how is this something to cry about KWAB
>>587520353How many fans did you get for your club this month so far?
>>587520907That's not the umanko dancel
>>587520353I won the last 3 CMs.
>>587521058t. never achieved anything in his life
>>587517718this post is tempting me to play wow again...
>>587521007So? Did he stop doing his gaslights?
>>5875203530, I just don't care about PvP man
>>587519317Just tested it on Gentildonna and now my entire crotch is bruised.
>>587520893y he nutting tho :skullemoji::skullemoji::fire:
>>58752035318/21
/uma/ VFshillers are now Birbshillers
>>587521058hes crying because he can charge money for private videos lying about secrets to win etc
why are most of you worse at the game than the gay chiyoposter
Post Pasa panties
>>587521368>>587521058It was reckless, it was perhaps like because like people doubted me. People thought this was stupid. People thought this was pointless. There’s no hope There’s no point. A character with a 62% global winrate in this CM. A track with no available instant accels for Vivlos. So many things against her. With global, with this content creation thing on the line. With global as a responsibility now for me. People called this reckless. People called me selfish for focusing on JP instead of making content for global. All this perhaps it just my pride, perhaps it was just I didn’t want to lose. 107 runs without fast learner. And after we get it we still didn’t update our ace. I wasn’t trying to be a hero by doing. I wasn’t trying to prove anything. I just wanted there to be hope that you can take your oshi everywhere, anywhere, in any condition against any character, with all the characters with no activation requirements. With all the strengths and kits that are so OP that they’re environment characters. You’re supposed to play them, you’re supposed to pull for them. They’re limited characters best characters. They’re strong. Why are you not playing them? Why are you spending countless hours mindlessly grinding for this? What are you doing? I was so nervous, so afraid of losing because in this world when you lose it feels like you’re proven wrong. If you win you’re right. If you lose you’re wrong and people forget about you. People are afraid of losing because they think it makes them weak. It makes them wrong. People don’t want to do this. People don’t want to believe in themselves, make the first step because they’re afraid of losing. Nobody likes losing
>>587521426eccentric people are usually savants
>>587521426I'm not gay enough
>>587521007What a trustworthy gaslight exposing uma. I think I will trust her posters
>>58752035312 out of 21. Not too bad for a washed unc.
I got three plats during mantmy oshis? bourbon maruzensky kitanegro
>>587520353well, there are plenty of it in my pantry
>>587521273>Text bubbles are read right to left>Pages are read left to rightRetarded weebs cute comic tho
>>587521574I benched my Kita after whiffing angling with 1150 wit in mant. Would have been a free win otherwise (I'm still mad)
>>58752035314 i think
>>587504862my loopaing has reached the level where it's getting genuinely hard to find umas to glue to make space. the deepest of cuts are required.
>>587521447I don't think there's much art of them
Inpr oguri ss:https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU
>>587521752My SMaru failed 91% Angling check and lost to a fucking VEishin of all Umas. That last stretch was a total clown shitshow.
>>587521818shame
>>587521486>>>587521368>>>587521058>It was reckless, it was perhaps like because like people doubted me. People thought this was stupid. People thought this was pointless. There’s no hope There’s no point. A character with a 62% global winrate in this CM. A track with no available instant accels for Vivlos. So many things against her. With global, with this content creation thing on the line. With global as a responsibility now for me. People called this reckless. People called me selfish for focusing on JP instead of making content for global. All this perhaps it just my pride, perhaps it was just I didn’t want to lose. 107 runs without fast learner. And after we get it we still didn’t update our ace. I wasn’t trying to be a hero by doing. I wasn’t trying to prove anything. I just wanted there to be hope that you can take your oshi everywhere, anywhere, in any condition against any character, with all the characters with no activation requirements. With all the strengths and kits that are so OP that they’re environment characters. You’re supposed to play them, you’re supposed to pull for them. They’re limited characters best characters. They’re strong. Why are you not playing them? Why are you spending countless hours mindlessly grinding for this? What are you doing? I was so nervous, so afraid of losing because in this world when you lose it feels like you’re proven wrong. If you win you’re right. If you lose you’re wrong and people forget about you. People are afraid of losing because they think it makes them weak. It makes them wrong. People don’t want to do this. People don’t want to believe in themselves, make the first step because they’re afraid of losing. Nobody likes losingFar out, man.
>>587521818Her chat sticker shows her panties I think
Why aren't Grass and El (uma) as popular as Grass and El (horse)?
Canopus haremCanopus haremCanopus haremCanopus haremCanopus harem
>Everything starts shaking>Tell Ines to run and to never look back>She does>Shaking gets stronger>I can't keep up with her>Yell at her to leave me behind>She looks back>Just as Akebono's step pulverizes me>She's carrying a crying Biko Pegasus inside her pocketDumb woman
>>587522087The Umamusume glazes Spe and SuzukaReality glazes Grass and El
>>587522123GesundheitTake some vitamins or something
>>587522206He should've learned the "rape her unconscious" technique to avoid these situations. He might get fired!
>>587522087no second alts and the sundayman mafia leaned on cyge to glaze spe over pasa
>>587522246Dankeand no
do I need to buy target/current speed-increasing skills to activate ramonu's effect?
>>5875203536
>>587522332yes but she gives them at max discount herself at mlb
>>587522332any skill that gives speed, even uniques, count so both are fine
>>587520353One!T.newcutie!
>>587522402>>587522450aight, thanks
anyone got the next danchou cup details?
>>5875203535My first CM was Capricorn and got Gold there, and on the second I got the Plat. Feels good
>>587522659Host cancelled it because there wasn't a lot of interest for the most recent race
>>587522123Every day I remove CB from my pull plan until someone posts this video and I remember why I added her to it in the first place
>>587522824youre lying bwo....
>>587522659End of November. Japan Cup settings.
>>587522876search for Danchou Cup in the archives bwo...
Witgod says you only need two umas from GM It's summer tachi and Neo>nothing about LaurelThoughts? Opinions? Ideas?
giga hag sex
I remember seeing a video months ago that claimed that you could go from B->S in a single 3* inspiration, I've never seen that happen, is it bait or a change or am I unlucky?
>>587523063I think you're a fag without a mind of his own
>>587523063bee urself
>>5875203538
>>587523063I think I'm pulling for the umas I like
>>587523142Inspirations have a range, they can "crit". Most noticeable with whites that give you lv1 to lv3 hints and the like
>>587523168That's not kinda nice
>>587508868I fucking love King.
>>587523063I'm pulling for wedding nishino and none from the mentioned umas
>>587523063I need Uni and Ruby because they're cute. If I get REALLY lucky I'll also go for Rarurerorerorerorero
I cant beat one of the faggots from the other board in rooms and it's getting to me.
>>587522659Japan cup is the 28th so probably around then unless they want to push it back to use GM
>>587523431Why brag abou beating a member of Weenie Hut Jr's?
Why are there no words in english that rhyme with orenji?
>>587523063>Summer Tachyonwhy? what is good about her
>>587523431Do they upset you for any other reason besides mogging you in rooms?
>>587523431how bad can you be? We go there to farm free wins
>>587523568tummy
>>587523431>anon has a cross board rival
>>587523568She is good parent for pace chasers?
>>587523713She has a neat green and cute belly
>>587522859
we fucked
>>587523568Like NYOpera she was made for GPing
thinking...
danchou cup uma made and ready for the 29th
>>58752035310
>>587524037me and my tulpa
>>587524037Is this incest?
>>587408151narita top ramen for u
I dont want plats to be over gwos... soon they will replace the kino Zodiac CM's with gay globohomo tel aviv-approved names like "classic", "dirt" "mile"
>>587524164>ntr amenshe's not a nun?
fastest B95 in the east
>>587524164fuck you faggot
>>587524164Cute!
>>587523713>>587523853pos 2 or 5-6 for her unique seems hard to hit as a pace chaser. the green does seem insane for GP loopa tho
>>587521653I need to fuck the Class Rep so much.
>>587524384pos 2 for pace is not hard, can also work for forntpos 5-6 is latecore
>>587524164Based drawGOD
>>587523431Are you talking about the one metaslave that always makes rooms?
>>587523635But you lost every single room you hosted there?
>>587524501>pos 2 for pace is not hardisn't that hard to hit if there is more than 1 front runner which is every cm that front runners are strong, or more than 2 pace chasers, which is the rest of all cms?
samba
>>587524581Yeah the dude w the 16 plats
"had a foal together" pairings are pretty cute
>>587524769but I thought they were le bad
>>587524716
>>587524164cute!
>Anon's training arc so he can beat the guy with 16 plats
>>587524695your pace should get to the front at some point gwochacho
>>587524826Thats the only good one. The dude is insanely cracked.
I finally did a career with Super Creek after playing since global launch. She's cute despite the big tits.
>>587524769He has 15. And his team isn't even good. Pretty sure he's reusing a Falco
>>587525120WHORES Only You
Looks like only a handful of anons are allowed to give advice and avatarfag here
>>587525120She's so soft and cuteI saw that
>>587525185Guess what bitchI don't care
>>587525015Rocks owns you
>>587524459https://files.catbox.moe/7s18fg.mp4
>>587525185you can't consider my posts advice
>>587525428You just know a jheet prompted this, jesus this is awful
>>587524769I remember dropping in /vm/ a lot 2 or 3 CMs ago when there weren't any rooms going on here and I beat him only half the time. Although I've never seen him not run meta outside of debuffers so I wouldn't feel bad losing to those teams if you're not doing the same
>>587525340If he stops being lazy and makes a Falco for this CM maybe. Their best Front player is the oy neigh danchou anyway
>>587525608That just means you suck more lol
>>587525608nta but you just sound salty. He's good at the game
>>587525661>>587525703but my team beats him why would I be salty, and I didn't say he was bad neigha I said he was being lazy, which he is
>>587525591I can't hate the guy for being good but its frustrating to keep losing yknow? Its a matter of pride. I think the guy ended last CM with a 95% wr or something ridiculous and his deck isn't even good which drives me insane
>>587525893>his team isn't even goodAm I not supposed to infer that he's bad at the game from that
am I playing the racing carnival wrong or is the entire point of it just to drain your supply of carrot jelly
>>587526035no, that's the easiest way to play it
>>587526035do all 5 refill from awards do all 5 again
>>587526035the entire point is to drain carrot jelly stashesYou get 5 free refills from the daily missions but you will have to refresh with jelly
>>587526005That just means you suck
>>587524037You are trans.
>>587524823Creampie both of them at the same time.
>>587526028Yes his team isn't good because he's reusing a Falco. He'd have a much better team if he made a new Falco.I don't think his Rickey is that good either I feel like I don't see her win that often? He has not been playing a lot lately, or at least he doesn't have that many fans so maybe he's just busy
>>587526035You get 12 races per day so you can do however many are enough for retention, then spend the rest for the carnival (you will do 10 per day which is more than enough)Spamming refills leaves you getting nothing out of it for the last 4 days when you should use refills when TT has the extra chests event.
>>587526437The tummy that drives trainers insane
>>587526572so true
>>587519843Win streak: 3, CM17-19Loss streak: 5, CM3-7 (the pit of despair)>>58752035310/21 so far, and I don't have high hopes for Aquarius 2. Hopefully Grand Masters will treat 0% speed growth umas like Biwa better than Old Unity and GL did.
You guys ever think about stuff like why Yugi and his friends even keep Bakura in the friend group? He's tried to kill them like 3 times.
>>587527037it's just banter bwo
>>587527037No, because that's overthinking an ad, and only retards do that
>>587527037He's hot and is a chick magnet
Marry FlashFriends with benefits Falco
>>587527037*cums on you*
Why the fuck did you retards use a homostuck thread
>>587527159He's just like me at the teen uma sex convention.
>>587527284to mess with you specifically as a prank bro, good one right?
>>587527159yu-gi-oh girls look kinda hot. probably because they look so thin and flat
>>587527284to make you mad
>>587527284Why do you even know what it is and that it's specifically for homos?
>>587527284janny deleted the normal thread
back to the game because I remembered there's a new scenario, witgod says light hello is required but I just checked and I missed both banners, do I permaborrow or is it not that required?
>>587527284OP got stuck? Where?
>>587527579permaborrow, new scenario at the end of this month
>>587527579Might as well just wait until the new scenario starts in December.
>>587527579Post deck
Ladies & Gentlemen it is my regret to tell you that CM22 Runaway Helios is a gaslight
>>587527639
>>587527579You're in luck because there's only 1 month left of the current scenario and it has been dogshitSave your carats for Ramonu wit next month
>>587527398depends which one
>>587527714Now this is how you praise someone
I fucked you're Uma waifu.
>>587524164damn you did it you fucking legend thank you, this brightened my week among other things, I needed this
>>587528135thats not kinda nice
Susumu Fujita wanted to take Forever Young to either the Arima Kinen or Saudi Cup but Yoshito Yahagi said No. https://www.horseracingnation.com/news/Forever_Young_s_trainer_explains_reasons_for_choice_of_final_race_123
>>587524164cute ntr, keep going
>>587527703bwo is making a pace go oonige
>>587527691Cute
>>587524164This is AI
>>587528158Very happy to hear that you've been having a terrible week
umagrok how tight is the turboposter and would i be able to hit
>>587528158who asked
>>587524164>sneaking that L into the drawingbrutal
>>587528158good to hear you're struggling
>the schizo now attacks the drawfagAnd some fags are frightened of this shit? Pathetic
>>587522659We'll have the second and final leg of the autumn short distance races first in November 19, then we'll have the second leg of Dancho Cup in November 26 at Japan Cup. Also I'll ask once again if it's autis/uma/ that'll host the race in the 19th, and to recap here's the current standings:1st- RoyalTea 10 pts 2nd- ButtSweat 9 pts 3rd- Autis/uma/ 8pts 4th- TamaLove 7pts 5th- Uma&co 6pts 6th- Honsefun 5pts 7th- /uma/club 4pts 8th- Dacchis- 3pts 9th- Fingerdark. 2pts 10th- brick-182 1 pt 11th- Mambo 0pts
>>587528520What are the weather conditions? Firm or what?
>>587528262Touch silky tail
>>587528520Just remove Mambo they won't participate
>>587528786I'm not telling you
>>587528286But the view from the lead....
>>587528786Yes it's what
I never played nor will play the gamei just fap to the horses
>>587528894That's for the Samba Uma
>>587528894hey
>>587527037Never had a REAL guy friend? That's banter, nothing else, silly girl.
>>587528520Mambo humiliation ritual...
>>587529108It's Uma Samba!
>>587528341>>587528415>>587528486
>>587527284because Uma Musume is now a tumblrtroon yuribait game and I'm tired of pretending that isn'tand also to make petty people like you mad ofc
>>587527662I was thinking this?added Riko because in the video witgod said Riko and Tazuna had the same event as Light Hello that gave point
>>587528992>>>/vg/umajp
>>587528786The next 3 upcoming races will all have sunny-firm yes
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU>https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU>https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU
THERE ARE YET STILL UMAS TO RACE
>>587524953She's always cute.
>>587529279ok esltroon
>>587529272kill yourself
>>587529487i will sabotage the jiggie
>>587528520its only 1 officer per club now right?
>>587516158>>587516158Love ScarletMarry ScarletCome inside ScarletImpregnate Scarlet (x12)Be happy
>>587529295LH is mostly a safe measure for consistency but you want highrolls anyway, so you can try that out for sure, LH expires after the next CM so no reason to get it or borrow it considering your deckJust learn the mechanics, and plan carefully, GL can make a good run a shitfest before you know itAlso, in case your umas are FR, you must use Bourbon Wit
>>587529602Also yes, just so we can keep track of points easier and to not have another 0 pts incident , in turn 10th and below each get a point instead of zero
https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=27589364
if I wasn't in love with her before I definitely am now
>>587529824stop posting REAL good sexual artists like that one at ONCE YOU FILTH
Reminder that if you don't MLB Nice Nature Power card you are bricked forever.
I've been at work for 5 hours and have done nothing except shitpost in this thread
>>587530179weakshoud've used spd pokke instead
Hopeful Stakes quests end tomorrow on day resetTokyo Daishoten quests end in 5 or 6 days accounting day reset, Hopeful has 2 races that are raced during junior on the same day (Early or Late Nov prob the latter) Tokyo Sports Hai and Kyoto Junior so you may need 2 careers for it
>>587528262looks like she got possessed by a pair of tits, spooky
>>587530354don't forget to shit and shower in company time too
>>587530394There's an actual case for Pokke though
>>587530123 it was AI-genned, and wasn't even all that good?
>>587530487Yes. She's a must have for late mains
>>587530397>you may need 2 careers for itliterally unplayablemy parent runs that I don't have to work for are ruinedetc
>>587530354That's how it goes sometimes
>>587530510I said stop posting that ARTIST you TRANNY
>>587530179for gaslighting bait on supoka to work, anons a) need to know what card you're referring to without a search on gametora/uma.moe, and b) it far enough away from giga/ultra/mega spammed support cards like Ramonu
>>587530354are u like a nightshift gatekeeper or what
>>587530179>>587530718these are the same characterthey are the same person
>>587530810>>587530810>>587530810
>>587530770the sun shines on different parts of the earth at different times of the day around the world believe it or not
>>587530850die in hellfire troon
NN power is probably unironically the best power card when she releases but you know... being the best of a bad bunch doesnt mean much
>>587530717is she the artist?
My brain feels like it’s been boiled today
>>587530770Nightshift forensics, will go to sleep in an hour maybe
Someone counter bake
>>587522427ACE!
>>587531028and get it deleted/banned like the last counter bake? kill yourself
I'll bake a proper thread once we hit page 8unless you fuggs want to use the ugly OP
>>587531251We don't deserve proper bakes anymore
>>587530889I don't believe it
>>587508745Sorry I've just been having too much umapyoi with her, so my dick is quite active
>>587529956you can't read this btw
