Sweets Edition>Previous>>587432920>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien bugs, bots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSOct 20 Scope of Authority https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL411R2whL4Nov 03 A Cleaner Galaxy https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799398450Nov 10 Dev Blog https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913968494674980>LATEST PATCHESPrevious patches https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Game_VersionOct 29 1.007.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913061799395773Nov 11 1.007.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/708913968494675018
TOTAL CHEATJEET DEATH
Why should I, as a consumer, not want the ability to modify my game however I want?
None of this would happen if Arrowhead would just stop lying.Every time, it's the same shit. Just stop lying.
>>587531023Avatarfagging discord tranny moment
post-EAC reviews are down to 19% positive, that's -3% in only a few hours.tick tock, swiggers
>>587531171Uh oh Gucci melty!
>>587531023>drawfag OP. Another sleepless night for the brown raped tranny.
modders get BANNED LMFAO
I CAN'T MOD
>>587531135All they had to do was fucking fix bouncing and hellpod locking in the two years they existed before modders vibecode fixed them
>>587531112>banned & brown cheatcoder
Perhaps the most damning evidence that the entire flood of "cheaters" reported is how breakneck it all happenedMid-September - AI cracks the code to LUA modsSeptember to Mid-October - Explosion in initially low quality but increasingly better modsMid-October - Influx of reports of cheaters (known phenomenon since the end of the SE Invasion Event)October 20th - EAC gets implementedLate October to now - Constant bad faith argumentation against modding as "cheating"; notable lack of documentation of cheating with only a handful of videos existing, many choosing the most blatant gameplay changing mods imaginableExcuse the language but all of this reeks from start to finish. There was not a single soul in this general bitching about any of the mods before the EAC update and suddenly we have 3 to 5 morons dedicated entirely to antagonizing anyone sympathetic to modding in the thread.
>modjeets got raped so hard they now checking themselves outThe problem solves itself
What happens when a reviewer gets banned though? Do they get their review removed? Will Gaben add a "user was banned from multiplayer for x" in their review box?
>>587531671If it's a hardware ban, they still own the game but cannot start itSo the review remains
>>587531489>3 to 5 moronsEvery general has a schizo. /hdg/'s schizo is a tranny who has been seething for a year because he got kicked from a lobby for acting like a brownoid.
>>587531023>tranny didn't get enough attention in the thread >>587476296 so xhe had to insert xer tranny shitscribbles in the OP againCan you kill yourself already, mystery meat troon. Nobody likes you.
What's wrong modsisters? I thought le epic AI will save us from Narrowhead's totalitarianism yet again? Why are we conceding and admitting defeat??? This isn't in the script! We're supposed to be le ebic rebel freedom fighters resisting le evil Swedes!?!?! What is going on????
>>587531836why post gucci selfie???
Holy fuck
>>587531775>mystery meat troonpot meet kettlehow's the weather in portugal? not like the plains your people are used to, i know
>>587532003>make an account with the app that's had several data breechesTHIS WILL BE THE PSN ACCOUNT CONTROVERSY ON STEROIDS.
>>587532003fake news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBB5PY8AAzoIt's out.
Finished leveling Torcher. For all that it's considered a bad weapon due to lack of range, it's actually very fun to use. Create burning ground for the enemy to chase you into, then put up a wall of flame for them to walk into as they try to get close. Certainly it's not very good against bots because lol range, but you can hold off entire bug waves by yourself (doubly so inside of cave chokepoints), and if you have a Hot Dog you can kill Chargers head-on. I love this thing, and the only reason I didn't max it out earlier was because it had no attachments to grind for.Roll for next:1 Liberator Legacy2 Arbitrator3 Constitution4-5 Hyena6 Evictor7-8 Blitzer9-0 DE Sickle
swiggershills have no recourse other than shutting their eyes, sticking their fingers in their ears and shrieking "JEET, TROON, BROWNOID!!!" as arrowhead digs its grave ever deeper and the reviews creep steadily downward into overwhelmingly negative status
gucci clitty melty
>>587532092You're coping and projecting again, shitskin. Portugal isn't even remotely close to where I'm from. You're free to post proof showing otherwise though.
gucci is a brown raped tranny btw.
>is better than 99% of /hdg/>jorks it to dragonessHow does that make you feel /hdg/?
>>587532003lol, you should post this on the Unfiltered sub reddit, I bet the dumb fucks in there would shit their pants over this picture
>>587532263Welp, fuck me in the ass I guess. Especially on this goddamn MO.
>>587532424Language, pablo.
less than half of these posts actually say anything. it's like if a book got stuffed with receipts and toilet paper.
>>587532626Constitution is a real gun now with the stripper clip reloads. Just dont ever use the ironsights unless you want to spend 3 seconds finding your target with the giant aperture sight.
>bugniggers on track to lose MO bigly>Joel sets up a triple gambit emanating from Grand Errant>He starts it at 80% liberation to make it an easy as fuck winWhy is Joel favoring bugniggers so much after ass reaming us with impossible MO after impossible MO?
>impossible MOskill issue botkek, git gud
>MAIN ORDER OBJECTIVE: PLAY THE GAME>bugshitters: total defeat
>>587532494Proud. You are based. post you're favorite dragonfu
>>587532793you made a toilet humor post so I know youre white
>>587533301That's not toilet humor.
>>587532962>more than 60 hours left>implying bugchads needed the triple gambit charity to beat the MOlmao you should be grateful that the MO is done early so you can go do other shitbugchads neva lose
>>587531453>fixAgain, as we've told you, those aren't bugs. The crux of the issue is that they are 100% intended behavior. They are PROUD of the bouncing. The community told them, correctly, that they are being retarded. They are just steadfastly keeping it because changing it would mean admitting that they made a mistake, which the SWEDE refuses to do.
>>587533517HMGE
>>587533291I don't have a favorite. God made dragonesses to be dominated by men.
you know if they just let us color match the helmet complaints drop 90%
>>587533096Do people still not realize that there are no "bugdivers". "bugdivers" are just people farming super credits. Not their fault that the comfiest and most lucrative SC planets are bugs.
>>587532962Shams has taken Joel aside and told him that the EAC situation is getting out of control, so he needs us to get free wins to distract the masses.
d10 jeets/borgssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244252753665/76561198123332927
>>587533516brown, sandal wearing, water bottle hands wrote this
>>587534290The swedes would rather have their game die before giving anything the community wants
>>587534848What? Who are you referencing?
>>587534791>many players still under the illusion the galactic war isn't rigged>have the genius idea to put on full blast that it is to the entire blob right as they've had the worst PR disaster everWhile I don't hold much faith in the mental capacity of bugniggers there's always going to be the inkling of a chance their neurons fire and they see right through what the swiggers are trying to doat which point it's over.
>>587530145>>587531836>Got no replies so xer posted it againLMAO
>>5875347932/4
>>5875347933/4
I've been living under a rock. Has anyone actually gotten banned yet, or is this still just the Swedes making every public relations blunder that is humanly possible?I don't have a good picture, so here's a silly gunpod.
>>587535591EAC was triggered by my modsrejoiningplease come play 3/4
>>587535663Nope
>>587535896what mods
>>5875347933/4 divin'
>>587535995SHODAN is out of comissionChef Loader is doneBoth the Strat Bounce and Water Diving fixes set it off before the game can even startWhich mods would that leave?
>>587536146sex mods?
>>587536146the getting banned mod still works LMFAO
>>587535995should've said mod (singular)this is my terrible sin, i never even actually use it so i can't remember what it looks like. I think it's the one with the fat ass and hips that gets posted here
>>587534793fvll
is light medium or heavy the best armor?
>>587536543inconsequential
>>587536243>>587536210Cosmetics, you fucking geniusesCosmetics trip the EACMeaning it has a good enough reason to log specsMeaning it's primed to shoot at people who haven't crossed Arrowhead's vague guidelines on modsMeaning AH is fucked when the trigger is pulled
>>587536634They do not care, anon.
>>587536543light if you are a runtranny. heavy if you want to feel cool or are retarded. extra padding medium if you want the best armor in the game.
>>587536734Good
>>587536543depends, but in general medium is the best. Heavy and light have their uses. Light is particularly good on bugs because they don't have many ranged enemies. Heavy is generally good on defense missions or against bots, but it's not necessary. Also >>587536890 this guy is right, extra padding medium is really strong.
>>587531095fpbp
>>587535012The majority of the players have no clue how the galactic war works at all. They just dive on the closest bug planet to the middle of the map.
>>587533291/hdg/ is an Elma board.
>>587536543Light is good on bug, but it's shit if you ain't got the reflex yet to not be swarmed by bugs
>>587537814SEAF makes the game worse. I refuse to do missions on SEAF planets unless a friend drags me there.
>>587538152Guy who still hasn't found out how to avoid killing SEAF or getting killed by SEAF (it's really easy).
Okay, let's be honest here. Why did arrowhead kill helldivers 2?
>>587538691Ego
>>587538691They never wanted to keep supporting this gameFrom the start they wanted a way out and are phoning it in just to get out of it They might never say it outright but they fucking HATE working on this game
>>587538275No, retard. That’s not the issue. The issue is that it makes the game even easier and wastes cpu cycles on friendly AI when that could be spent on enemy AI instead. The enemies also waste time targeting the SEAF, making them completely nonthreatening to the players. SEAF adds nothing to the game beyond the first hour or two of shallow amusement they provide.
>>587539247Imagine thatIt's all they have though
>>587536543Light if the objective requires a lot of movement, or your gear works best via repositioning quickly.Medium for enough flexibility and survivability to fill in gaps if need be.Heavy for aggressive playstyles if you prefer advancing towards enemies. Also good for defensive objectives such as flags.
>>587539247Someone oughtta tell them that if they kill HD2 then no one will want to buy their next game.Then again, if Swedes understood second-order consequences their country wouldn't be in such dire straits.
Now that we have killzone and halo can we have fortnite or fallguys? Also recoilless buff when
>>5875347933/4 retrieve intel
>>587536890>he takes damagePick a better armor perk.
>>587541191If you never take damage, you do not need any armor passive. Outed yourself.
>>587541191Light armor oxygenator and pre-stim every enemy encounter it is then!
>>587538691Define "killing the game", nobody gives a shit about cheatjeets getting what's coming to them, AH warned them over and over again, yet the retards won't listen, it's on them. If you going into my store and take a huge shit on the floor, I'm going to kick you out.
If you didn't know, everyone on /hdg/ can solo full clear d10 missions without dying or even taking damage once every time they dive. If you can't meet these standards, you are not permitted to have an opinion ever.
>>587541841this but unironically
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BBB5PY8AAzo&pp=0gcJCUkMAYcqIYzvIt's up
>>587541929>more modslopOhdough needs to write an open letter apologizing to the entire community and to arrowhead. He is such a backstabbing traitor.
>>587541929>if it could be added into the gameThe only thing he's a fool about is arrowhead ever conceding and allowing this game to be fun in any way that gives the players more controlHe would do more unironic good by signalling for the thing to bomb ever harder
>>587542114LMAO there's legitimately no way you're this much of a goyslave
Someone make a new lobby someone took my spot in the last one when I reset because this patch fucked my framerate and reinstalled gameguard for some baffling reason.
>>587536543The best armors in the game are the ones with unorthodox armor values.So anything that is inbetween the regular 50 - 100 - 150 values or above.Why?Titan for example with it's 79 armor is in just the sweetspot where you can take three instead of two hits. 75 armor I'm not entirely sure but with survivability it is still noticeable.125 armor dubbed "medium-heavy" gets headshot protection which will save you from a lot of "oneshot out of nowhere" shenanigans while keeping you more mobile.+150 armor makes you feel like a wrecking ball, the 200 armor armor lets you survive a lot of wacky stuff.Aside from all that, oxygenator armors are king purely for more mobility and the boosted slides are a gamechanger despite many people lacking the brainpower to know how to utilize it.>but le hecking extra padding is better!!!The extra stamina is barely noticeable and the slides are more useful than being able to sprint 1 second longer.Unless, of course, you are a runtranny.
>>587542349You can't reason with the brownoid goycattle.
The rolling average player population is falling even when new content has been released. End of service soon!
>>587541929God i cant wait to see modders get banned
It's in.
>>587542349>>587542607Ohdough was given privileged status as a content making partner with arrowhead. He then threw arrowhead under the bus to cash in on dramaslop and modslop for quick views. Blatant backstabbing disrespect. Luckily we still have better youtubers around still like glitchunlimited or commisarkai.
>>587542954>Luckily we still have better youtubers around still like glitchunlimited or commisarkai.They're both currently shitting all over arrowhead LOL
>>587542954unfathomably based
>>587542954>commisarkai
>pretending cuckmissarkai wasn't ever called a cocksucker>pretending literallywho was ever relevant>pretending ohdough isn't objectively correct in calling ah scumbags>pretending all mods ever made over the entire course of the game's existence are cheating no exceptions>pretending that acting like a shithead and having the same set of images at the ready isn't obsessed behaviour>pretending calling everyone a cheatjeet tranny shitskin isn't uberprojection>pretending none of this is warranted>pretending quoting this with a giga will somehow make anything listed look less pathetic>pretending its more than 2 buckbroken turd worlders spamming every thread day and night>pretending you ever legitimately played the game (lol)>pretending bbc isn't spammed every time gucci has a melty >pretending you dont fall for the bait every time that image is posted
>>587543512based. bodied that brownoid raped tranny.
uh oh, mega melty
D10, calling all HARD MEN to exterminate bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244258818917/76561198396814056
>>5875441852/4
>indirect reply meltyLOL. He just can't help himself.
>>5875441853/4
>>587542954Bait so good I could die
>>587542954>kaithe guy that advocates for an actual pedophile discord groomer? that kai?
>>587544185im too fat and flabby to join this lobby too busy eating whole 18 inch pizza with a 2L coke in one sitting and not burning off the calories by working out or lifting AT ALL. im a huge FAT FUCK almost 300 lbs
>>587542954Nice try troll but we’re not turning our backs on OhDough. He literally saved this game before and he always had our backs when it mattered.
>the only thing we have to look forward tp is a dedicated slot that only takes 2 out of all available weaponsGrim
>>587534793GGs
>>587544921What the fuck does this even mean
>>587545024>he doesnt rememberdont worry about it
>>587545024uhh ohh another meltieweltie
>>587534793ggs
>>587545406>OPS is le good
>>587545406>playing on bots when the MO is bugsYou're sandbagging us!
>>587544185Still 3/4
>>587544879Hey now, they might also include the hand-held portable shield!
>>5875446173/4 only need one more!
Best borg guns:>Censor>Amendment>Deadeye>Hyena>Plasma Punisher>Evictor
>>587545741Fvll?
>>587545741>>587545569I told you anon im a huge fat fuck im not a hard man. im too fat to play video games with you. pudgydiver.
>>587545838nope still a slot open
>>587545928Says failed to join. Have you updated for the patch today?
>>587545024Hey, Peter here.This image is an implicitly pro-life "meme" arguing the position that if Abortion can be justified by claiming the Fetus does not feel any harm, then the same applies to date rape as the victim also cannot remember harm being done to them.
>Arrowhead genuinely thinks the Galactic War "story" is worth paying attention to and uses phrase like "plot-twists"How delusional can one dev team get?
>>587545926we need you to gas the bugs, this planet NEEDS a hero
>>587546002I think it may be an issue on your hand because the others didnt have issues connecting
Ohdough is our king, though. His belly is never empty.
>>587544185Failed.
>>587544860I would take a bullet for ohdough. I know he would do the same for me.
>blatant sloptuber shillingWe had a good run /hdg/
>>587546678I think you should both take a bullet.
>>587546836How can we be sure it can penetrate his belly?
>>587546643steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244258818917/76561198396814056new link
>>587546718Does your youtuber have a caricature of themselves as a fat bastard that is rubbing their belly, though? I don't think so.
>>587547092failed
>>587547092FVLL
>>587547147mine isn't a youtuber tho
