Previous: >>587491478 >NewsAgent Record | Kafkahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185592Agent Record | Robinhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47185723Agent Record | Sunbringerhttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/47172159Version 3.3 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/eskKHxhmjCE >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character Demohttps://youtu.be/k6J800BJ7Nchttps://youtu.be/aEq4rW2KbPM (EN)https://youtu.be/W006N8rM4Mk (JP)https://youtu.be/AkWvzeXDUxY (EN)https://youtu.be/5MT2Hsfs4Rw (JP)https://youtu.be/wHxjO2Ut3Ic (EN)https://youtu.be/BBlnJrW0GeQ (JP) >Upcoming Events for 3.3https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/166963All-New Program 10/21 - 12/01Spooky Funhouse Tales 10/22 - 11/30Cyber Miracle Healer, on Duty! 10/28 - 11/16Advanced Bounty: Area Patrol 10/28 - 11/09"En-Nah" Into Your3 Lap 11/11 - 12/01Trails of the Hobbling Crow 11/11 - 11/30Repair! Drifting Art 11/16 - 11/30Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 11/25 - 11/30 >Redeemable Codeshttps://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTHOLLOWRUN33INKSHIFT33LEVELUP33 >Resources and Useful Linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Guilds >/zzz/ OP Pastebin (use this if making new thread)https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
Fufu buffs status?
Back off Yuzuha, I mean it
I love my wife Aria!!!
Season 5 Proxy > The Creator > True Enchainer >= Child of Helios > First Gen Void Hunter > Full Power Phoenix >= Shifu >= Void Hunter > Krampus Judge > Obol Squad > PubSec = Suibian Temple > Everyone else
Happy Birthday Nicole!
>>587534326Shifu would just seal SH/PYrois lol
>>587533986Sexo
If they give Sunbringer a cool skin I’ll skip Wormverian.
>>587534216unchanged since released, lets see in v4
>>587534496>sealright, just like how she 'sealed' the qingming sword....
I got Severian + Weapon in about 100 pulls.I'm having FUN.And I refuse to believe that pulling for him was a bad idea just because in 3 weeks Sunbringer is out, there's going to be so many pulls left for me to farm between level 30 doing S1 and doing everything up to S3
I'm starting to realize they didn't actually want to turboshill Phoenix, they just gave her 2 costumes since they're not very different and they probably received good enough internal feedback on selling costumes as a pack.This is sad not because of the jewery, which is expected, but because of it means they won't be having Phoenix show up a lot.
I love Hoshimi Miyabi
>can't zoom in bagelhoyooooooooo
>>587534496By Season 5, Phaethon should have mastered creating singularity leakages beyond what Truvia could do, and can warp Shifu at will. Warping her to the bedroom with her clothes off.
RERUN FUFU (and don't nerf her buffs!)BUFF CAESARRERUN AND BUFF LIGHTERADD SUPER ANBY TO THE 50/50 LOSS POOLBUFF HUGO AND ADD HIM TO THE 50/50 LOSS POOL
vesper for 3.5
how the fuck am i so far from a kill at m1w2 (+ m0w1 m0 kaboom).........!!!!!!!!!! there must be something im missing.......................... gonna look up a guide tomorrow.....maybe i need pen on 5 instead of wind dmg...
Marry and reproduce
Astra is extremely pretty and deserves buffs
>>587533986miyabi is not fat
>>587535083saving everything for her...
>>587535146
Step on my neck Nangong
>>587535157I second this
You are friends with Lucia Elowen and one day out of the blue she asks you to marry her. She explains that she wants to do it for the New Eridu citizenship and she doesn't really love you in that way even if she really does care about you as a friend. After a couple of years you'd just divorce amicably and she'd keep the citizenship. Would you agree to help her? Maybe ask her for something in exchange?
>>587535157loud and clear, to the shop graveyard she goes!
>>587535273
Buying Nicole her own Ariabot for her birthday
ehnahgive me my poly
>>587535413
>>587534689tbf the Qingming sword is just that powerful. It can erase NE if it a retard like Shungus accidentally release its full power once. Which honestly is the reason why she shouldn't handle that shit
What will the Fufu skin look like?
Anby cooking Nicole a huge birthday cheeseburger
>>587534815Doesn't matter. She did actually okay as a non-vh agent
>>587534348Shooting ropes for Nicole!!!
>>587535258I mean, I'd have no problem if she pays for the wedding and her half of the rent and does her share of the daily tasks (assuming I'll have to live with her for a year or so).>Maybe ask for something in exchange?Yes, for her to wingwoman me with Yidhari
>>587535717don't be meanshe's not that retarded
>>587535718Soft and fluffy
>>587535718
>>587535718cute and foofyBut I don't expect it to be better than her default design
She just got the necessary amount of attention any Agent should get but it feels shilled because that's still a lot more than what Velina, Roxy and Claret get
>>587535904how much of that is phoenix and how much is it velina-skippers who needed to unbrick ther
>>587534815well yeah, she had a pretty typical run of the mill marketing program. But I dunno, Krampus seems to be gearing up to have more presence in the 'new world' or apparently that's what the boss wants
I have 445 pulls, I'll get a free skin hehe
>>587534326>PubSec = Suibian TempleWhat are you smoking Anon.Suibian had 2 main disciples, each of them are potential VH material, one of them became VH.Then FuFu who regularly solo patrols Lemnian hollow, a much more dangerous place then Hollow Zero, and the cops don't even dare to go into hollow Zero, it's considered outside their juristiction.
>>587534815you're right because despite being anomaly tough she holds no weight
>>587536413Guess
Yixuan skin for Fufu
Yuzutease or Yuzuchud gf?
>>587533986Cute feet
>do 10 pull for Severian>s rank>npc lady from Meebs squadNot gonna roll for more, but is NPC-chan any good? Any cope weapon I should get from the shop for her like Burnice or Rats weapon?I'm keeping the rest of my pulls in case Lindverne can be picked as main sunbringer.
>>587536569Shungus is in the VH category.
>>587536082>she's not that retardedOh yeah? Does she remember what she ate for breakfast yesterday?
>>587535718Hormel collab outfit
>>587536776Her brother is still VH potential and counts as Suibian too.
Why are artists obsessed with her feet, her shoes are nice too...
Fufu qipao skin
>>587536709I have a large penis and you smell like tanuki piss.
...
>>587534326hope we get his potential unlock next season to make him full power again
>>587536883He is no longer part of them.
Don't forget about Sarah.
>Do i care about phys or fireNO they're reliant on the one explicitly lore element marked as special
>>587536932These looks have fundamentally altered my brain
>>587535718Either goth/alt or summerMmmaybe some collab shit
>>587536932Don't look at me like that, this is as big as it gets...
>>587537007I miss her
>>587537002Nonsense. He will help his sister in any way he can.
>>587536932What's wrong? Don't tell me you actually expected a shrimp dick. You know those are rare too, right?
>>587536932Haha uhhhh just gimme another sec
https://x.com/WayuwaYT/status/2120622594504138932Seed if she was Krampus
>>587537193He will help his sister, and only her.He did not believe in the way Suibian temple handled things, and even called out Shifu and the other old dude in charge.
going extra on ether since launch will never go wrong no deadly assault has ever had resistance etc
>>587536569>>587536883Reminder that Fufu destroyed an exaltist base solo, retrieve her clan's VH weapon and went "this shit is so ass bro" and stuck with her popcorn maker instead
>>587537492>He will help his sister, and only her.Cool, but who do you think is going to inherit Suibian after Sifu retires?Please drop the weed, it's not good for you.
This bitch should be gang raped
>>587537492>He did not believe in the way Suibian temple handled things, and even called out Shifu and the other old dude in charge.Which he forgive Shifu because he realized she's too much of a bum to actually be evil and his main goal has always been to stop the Qingming's effects and also cause Fufu says he's still part of the temple
dennybringer lol
>>587537090>>587537223>>587537382Oh, uhh, actually, I forgot.... there was this thing I have to go do with Alice and hey don't even worry about it. I'll text you later, bye!
>>587537674Fufu actually... she's like the second in command of Yunkui Summit and practically does Shifu's job anyway
sex with mevorakh
>>587537909>Fufu actuallyAha... your mental gymnastics lead you to Fufu, a Tiger who still considers her junior horse brother a part of the temple.Yeah...
Shut up fufu
>>587537909Aged up Soukaku vs grandmaster Fufu, who wins?
>>587538169
>>587537674He wasn't mad at her for being evil. He was initially mad because she is incompetent as a leader despite the power she has, which she admitted she was.>>587537674I don't think the one going off on a perma solo mission solely for his sister is going to take over the temple.
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>587537828All that talk just to chicken out? Don't get scared now.
ok getting closer.......surely there is someone else playing da with coolverian................first i was soloing annihilation simulacrum and now this.................so lonely...........
>>587538236Sex
DON'T GET SCARED NOW
>>587537909i wish this side of shishou was more pronounced in the game.
>>587535904>le meme chartsnigga this is what matters THE LEAST, it's infinitely more important how much of an industry plant a character is because it determines how often they'll show up (a good thing, if you like them)
>>587534979Pen on 5 does seem to be the more preferable option.
>>587538236
>>587538179>grandmaster FufuWouldn't this adult tiger litterally become TOO dangerous?
>>587538169Fufu can beat the shit out of all of us you know?
>>587538689Not me.
>only one person in /zzz/ rolled severianlmao
>>587538689Which is why we have to bully her by complimenting on how much of a cute and adorable sweetcake she is since she hates being seen as such
>>587538562tbf she was like that most of the time until she starts being a bum so she doesn't solve everything and anything
Sunna vs Fufu TLC match to the death
>>5875387952 actually
>>587538308>going to take over the temple.That's not what I said though.His sister will clearly be next generation leader. And he will be the shadow leader helping from behind the scenes, their 2 fates are bound together like that.What I'm saying is FuFu is still right about everything, he is still part of the club.
>>587538795same thing is going to happen with me and my fishwife Cecilia
>>587538179Logically I want to say Fufu, but oni women are a critical weakness of mine. Especially if Soukaku learns enough to stop being functionally retarded.
>>587538946People will roll Cecilia because she's a big busty lady and she's also AoD adjacent
>>587538795I rolled him as well. Probably won't bother with his ball, since I can cope with Seed's. Need to start recouping my polys for next patch.
>>587538424I would if npc chan didn't spook me instead.
>fufu>train proxies in ether techniques>also disciples (cause shifu was a bum who just unlocked their meridians in her private chambers)>solo patrols hollows and hollow zero>take care of temple business and does negotiations to construction site gangs to let belobog build the temple>Keeps waifei safe from thugs and doesn't let it get taken over in a single hour by some corpo SHIT>doesn't take shit from TOPS and was willing to throw down with OBSIDIAN too if they had bullied her juniorsPut some respect to Fufu's name okay?
What instrument would you play a duet with Eldry with?
>>587539192More like fuTHIGHS
>>587539197Electric Guitar and we'd play Black Sabbath songs
WHAT IF you had a NORMA gf??
the ending of this chapter was really weird>here's all the sunbringers if they had personality and weren't soulless wagies>btw roll for the wagebots next patch :Dgreat promotioneldreda still hasn't done anything lol
>>587539192>>solo patrols hollows and hollow zeroLemnian is the hardcore one with weird Miasma that is much more threatening than Hollow Zero.FuFu can solo patrol Lemnian.
>>587539197I can play bass and guitar. We are playing mastodon and killswitch songs.
>>587539371
>>587539371I'd take off her gloves just so i can hold her hands without protection
>>587539192How stiff is her tail?
>>587538937Doesn't matter what Fufu thinks. His main mission is to free her from the sword so she can live life however she wants. Remember, part of his journey also includes finding happiness for himself. He is merely affiliated to Suibian Temple as an ally or because it's associated with his sister, not because he is still an actual disciple of it. He is nothing like a true disciple of a temple.
>Insane Fufu buffs before any S1 stunners>Free Fufu skinOk, which one of you foofers got a job at Hoyo?
>>587538795I’ll try and pull him if Sunbringer’s second skin is revealed to be a swimsuit or something.
>>587539532that's not how bangboo are made
>>587539192>>take care of temple business and does negotiations to construction site gangs to let belobog build the templewhat?
>>587538636If Eldreda could get pregnant, her child would most likely be a miscellaneous aberration, not even a humanoid.
when was the last time that hollow zero (the zenless zone zero) was even relevant
i've just noticed that severian has long hair without the hoyo split is he the first character like this?how's eldreda's hair?
>>587539714It's technically relevant every time the black wall comes up....Other than that, 1.5.
>>587539613>Doesn't matter what the two next generation leaders think.Flawed logic.>His main mission is to free her from the swordNo you skipped too much of season 2. He already accepted his little sister is an adult, and has chosen her path.She is going to be the next leader, with that sword.He is going to help her, not hinder her.
>>587539902God the cat ears make it look so gay, I can't take this motherfucker seriously, same problem with manato and seth, male characters shouldn't have cat ears
>>587539480>sucked into corpsebringer via your magic eyes>she pretends to be a bangboo for reasons>she shows you how the bringers could have turned out if the world wasn't such a shithole>"Ah, I can't tell you the truth about what's happening, I'm out of time">proceeds to talk about inane bullshit for another 5 minutes after saying she's out of time>"Hehe, I'm really pretty, aren't I? Haha, whoops, I'm dead for real now">hollow explodes, Roscaelifer gets stuck inside it>Thanks for playing the latest chapter! Don't forget to go to Roscaelifer every day to get your tea and pancakes, and follow the wacky adventures of Hobble and Crowe while you wait to see what happened after Roscaelifer got swallowed by the hollow :^)I have thoughts about how this all played out.
A R I ARIA
>>587535173She will be.
>>587539675Belobog was being harassed by local construction and thought they were trying to get into Waifei. Fufu then visited them off-screen and then suddenly they were being nice.
sometimes, i wish zenless zone zero was good, instead of bad
>>587540092>I want to humiliate him>I want him to humiliate meWhich way, white man?
i really liked how the white text on black screen told us that carinus is dead dead and will never be alive again just for the characters to immediately clarify that he's just out of battery
You need Severian
>>587540092I thought phoenix had my back
>>587539648>Ok, which one of you foofers got a job at Hoyo?It was me!! I did it!! hahahaha
i need COCK, proxy
>>587540306I already have Shungus+Dialyn+Sunna+Zhao and Velina+Remielle
>>587540258Imagine the threesome
>>587540258Yuzuha’s hotter so…
What if your jade-like, beautiful childhood darling Shunkou surprised you by running up to you and latching onto you with a tight hug, and she went, "EEE~ ! Darling! I love you!", and then buried her face into your chest?!
>>587540258Neither is saying no to a threeshome brother
>>587539948The two leaders don't control what Shiyuan does or how he thinks. He's gonna do what he thinks is best. Yes he accepted his sister as an adult to make her own decisions, but remember, these VH weapons are still created by the power of the hollows sealed the karma cores. They STILL have their negative effects which is why he is on his journey in the first place. To figure it out regardless of what his sister says.
>>587540142CUTE!!
>>587540580But I don't like her, I like LUCIA ELOWEN.
>>587539192
>Even the homo got a skin but Claret didn't
>>587540675the qingming don't have karma coresthat's exclusive only to VH weapons made primarily with porcelloy
Hmm....
>>587540045It's intentional in both of those cases, Seth is designed to be bullied by onee-sans and Manato is Wise's single dad husband.I unironically think Manato was made to appeal to Fujo's rather than Belle yumes.
>>587540718THE CUTEST!
>>587540306>Non-Roxy Sunbringer teams preform pretty similarly to Severian teams in the betaHe kind of won.
>>587540837I really hope she gets one down the line, I'd pay for it, I like her and her gameplay but god does her outfit look like shit.
>>587540580If only Miyabi and Yixuan could show affection like this. Instead, they just give you a blank bitch stare and stand there.
>>587540675>To figure it out regardless of what his sister says.If he finds a solution to remove the negative effects, his sister will give thumbs up.If you think he is going to insist on removing that sword from her, then you have skipped too much of the story.>The two leaders don't control what Shiyuan does or how he thinksActually FuFu still consider him a junior, they can both still ask him to do things for the temple.I don't know why you believe he went off on bad terms with them, this isn't the case.
>>587541102This is how I feel. I like that they made a goth character but they didn’t pull it off well at all.
>>587540306I need a Sigrid gf in my life.
>>587539192>>Keeps waifei safe from thugs and doesn't let it get taken over in a single hour by some corpo SHITAirspacePatrolbros....
>>587541250could you handle her...horsing around?
>>587540940Clearly designed by a woman or made for women, like Inuyasha
>luckshitted Norma in 30 rollsDoes she work fine with Hellfire Gears? I still have over 100 banked but I'm aiming for both Sunbringers and Kafka so I haven't got much breathing room.
>another fucking boring yapfest with retarded detective duowhy are we getting this event every patch now
>>587541323>>587539192>AirspacePatrolbros....We are lead by a litteral retard horse, and a cake munching teen dragon.We're never goiong to recover from this humiliation.
>>587541496AKSHUALLY the detective gets poisoned and sent to the hospital before it even starts so it's just you and the Boo
>>587541329I can do anything for her
>>587541421w5 Hellfire Gears is probably her best non-sig option, although if it's w1 then you might be better off with Steam Oven or Lighter's engine.
>>587539192Fufu looks tuff here
remember that time an army of exaltists and sacrifices walked into the town and yixuan did magical paper talisman formation magic and then just ate all the miasma and was fine after a day
>>587541720Cuties
>>587540045Agreed.
>>587540306>muh meta>wormsno, I don't
>>587541701Tigers are just built different.In CN lore tigers are mythical and on par with Dragons and Phoenix in the power scale.
>>587541720technique is more important than size okay?
Foofin
>>587540306I would only pull him if I knew his rerun would be quick like all the current S3 characters. But so far it seems like all males take a year+ to come back. So no, just becausse of that its going to be a skip. His M1 and M2 are super important to me and I can only get those through reruns.
>>587541704Yeah, this day was crazy.
I kinda miss TV modehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29OVKRbudyY
>>587540897ALL VH weapons are made with Porcelloy and the power of the hollows. This was unknown in Season 2 until Season 3 came.>>587541206Nobody said anything about him being on bad terms with them. Yeah they're still friends. And yeah, he is still going to go off and do what he thinks is best. Which he did.>they can still ask him to do things for the templeHow exactly? He is currently MIA. And take a good guess why he is MIA so I don't have to rewrite it all again.
>>587541628even...sit through all of season 2's story again without skipping or multitasking?
>>587541906In America we make tigers pets, Tony Montana had a pet tiger
>>587535718Fufu in a sweater!
>>587539192>>587541539Imagine being less competent than Fufu. I mean you can argue that's it a common Utopia problem, but goddamn.
>>587541539Roscalifer doesn't even have any native VH that can fight on their own
>>587540897I think the Qingming is alluded to have 2 karma cores.It's more exceptional than average.
Severian shot in the neck
>>587538795I was seriously tempted but I just can't justify it3.4 and 3.5 are packedif he ever reruns I'll probably do it then
>>587541539I mean to Lindverne's defense, she just thought Eldreda had everything under control and the ports were closed for a good reason...
Wait, there's going to be a free sunbringer skin if you roll a certain amount? What will it look like? Or is it their casual outfits?
>>587541720Im going to knock Yuzuha the fuck out
Am I missing something or would nothing change if you straight up removed Severian from this chapter? He didn't do literally anything.
It's going to be a rough 19 days...
>>587541704Cause Shifu's just that strong. She legit handled multiple Void-Hunter level individuals off-screen who were trying to stall her from helping Shungus during the creator's descent who the creator itself had to trap too so she doesn't interfere.. And also Yunkui ether manipulation tech is simply broken. Even Roscaelifier didn't have that kind of shit for some fucking reason despite being literally having problems with it
>>587542369Cumshot*
>>587542063>he is still going to go off and do what he thinks is best.A few years pass, he finds fucking nothing.But the temple has a new issue, FuFu/sister ask him for help.How do you think he is going to act?>How exactly? The same way they have always found him the previous times during season 2, lol they can litterally track him. This shit is canon.
>>587542665his narrative purpose was to show that Eldreda was in fact 'missing' from the chaos occuring in booastrum because Velina had to call for help instead
>>587542063>>587542361No. Qingming was made with chink magic aka etheric manipulation hence why it has such a shitty flaw
What do Lindverne kisses taste like?
>all this Fufu agenda postingNah, not falling for thisshe's just a cute retard
>>587541720>Pfft hehe. Did your sister pick that out for you?
>>587542843NOt so sure about that.If has "2 forces" inside it colliding with each other, making it exceptionally difficult to tame.2 karma cores is my suspicion. The beast with 2 tails, Tailless is 1 tailed.
This game really is a zombie
>>587543243Her name is corn
Would your favorite agent be satisfied with your peepee /zzz/
>>587543148Yep I'm thinking it's time for Ye Shungus SP: Qingming Archon of Yin and Yang
>>587542756We don't know what he found. Because nothing else has been written for him ever since.If the temple has a serious issue that requires someone as powerful as him, yeah I can see him coming back to help. Not for anything less than that or he wouldn't have left in the first place.Also, it took a Krampus judge and the legendary Proxy, Phaethon, to track him. In which he happened to be in the hollow due all of the events happening there. Outside of Failume Heights, they don't have a good chance. It's up to him to pop up occasionally or write a letter.
>wow! my idol has insecurities, just like me!can't believe people eat this shit up in every game that shoehorns idols in
>>587543335Bibi enjoyers win this one
>>587540045sure, surebut have you have considered that animal ears on huge buffs dudes makes women, their target audience, gush like a waterfall?
>>587542972Do you really doubt the powerful FuFoo?
>>587543335What is this general's latest obsession and having agents talk about their penis
>>587543330
>>587543545You use your penis to sex your agents
>>587543335>Actually I have something of a fetish for especially small ones, so this is a bit... brutish for me, but I shall learn to love it regardless.
>>587543647That's just screaming about how much you want to fuck them. Instead we've been getting a surge of posts about penis humiliation and appreciation specifically
>>587543352>Not for anything less than that or he wouldn't have left in the first place.Ì don't think he ever truly left, he is just on a more important mission.So yeah you admitted, when shit hits the fan, he is still a part of the temple and will return to clean up.>Also, it took a Krampus judgeBunny is just a good information broker, she heard some rumors about his whereabouts, and there is always going to be rumors like this since he is apparently fairly clumsy and stealth isn't his strong suite.
>>587543801Velina would nurture cocks of all shapes and sizes
>>587542689>She legit handled multiple Void-Hunter level individualsprovide the exact quote that proves this
>>587543801>>587543921
Telling Nangong “no hymen no diamond”
>>587543923NTA but here you are https://youtu.be/Rbun835NPOo?t=14223
>>587543492Yes but I don't want women to be happy
>>587543923
>>587543921>>587544054>Love small cocks>Love giving nursing handjobs>Super nutrient-rich milk makes the small cocks grow big and strong>Viscous cycle
>"Betcha wish you would'a pulled for me now, huh?">Well TOO. BAD.
>>587544331>>ViscousI see what you did there...
>>587544206Fufu was supporting from the sidelines
>>587544481I don't quite care for you desu
>>587544532makes sense
>>587544579MOM IS THAT
>>587544579
uh oh pedo melty
What did I miss?
how dare you interrupt out perfectly civil micro-dick discussion with that
Aieeeeeee
>>587544640
>>587544171>>587544206>AN unknown enemythe words used were "MULTIPLE void hunter level individualS"you know the singular they has been in use since the 16th century, right? and its appropriate to use when you don't know the gender of the person of entity being referred to?
>>587542890Dunno, ask Wise
>>587544872There hasn't been an elec crit DPS that I like to use more than SAnby
>puts this under a box held up by a stick attached to a string as bait to capture Claret or Lindverne with
>>587545053OH BOY, GROUND CAKE
All elec DPSs deserve love
>>587544054lol you can tell an asian did this meme
>>587545137NO, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!
>>587545157I can still have a favorite
>>587545201Do what you mustI have already won
>>58754494'They' also means traditionally means multiple people or things aka a plural. This is elementary.
>>587545201
>>587543801>>587544331>Super nutrient-rich milkIts why I keep saying in these threads that Velina's breastmilk deserves to be sucked directly from her gigantic milkers of hershttps://files.catbox.moe/2uupq2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2iwxus.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dwiv13.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/r3kqvk.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jfgfqw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/qpokec.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ua9zqr.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/y1p8sx.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ahi7l4.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/1vfiqu.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/l1cylf.jpg
!!!airA efiw ym evol I
Haven't seen any fanart of Cissia unhinging her jaw to swallow, like, a whole turkey or something.Which is a blessing and a curse.
Nakadashi noda
>>587538596>how much of an industry plant a character iswhat. how does this apply to zzz?
>>587545698Dracy and Lindy are so desperate to get their sister laid they've taken to showing her off like a prize...
Using Velina Milk and Remi eggs to bake a cake for Cissia
Norma
>note>shifu beat all the strongest bad guys on the planet and everyone lived happily forever
>>587545698>>587545802
>>587544481I never regretted you even though every single anomaly boss was fire resistant after your release
>>587545924>write shifu out of the story so she stops solving things instantly>everyone asking "where's shifu?"
Shifu deserves a long vacation at Fantasy Resort.
Have you thought about Pulchra today?
>>587543352The point of it all was to say NEPS are too incompetent to be Suibian tier.Don't forget the 6th street has classics like the officer who is too afraid of the dark.And several other districst had incompetent cops who are infiltrated by Nekomata without a hitch.Suibian has 2 horses who are VH potential, and a pretty strong leader too.And their main force is actually located somewhere else in the mountains, they could fight the Lemnian hollow at its peak until it fizzled out and got calmer.
Remember when Shifu fought a VH level threat and we never heard from them again.
>>587545995>I'M ELECTRIC, DUMMY!!!
>Look Alice, he can't stop staring~
Going all in on the possibility of Cecilia being released as a wind support
>>587546113Shifu deserves a lifetime pass to a dessert buffet
>>587546068Maybe we should have been following the epic Yi battles instead of walking around eating cakes with our rent a wife
>>587546297uh um.. i um.. am just looking for extra fingers or. other deformities because you seem... ai generated.
>>587546297*sniff*
>>587546293The fuck you are. You don't even exist.
>>587546469Don't you trust your wife Aice?
>>587539674She knows how bangboo are made
>>587546380what do you call the opposite of a rent a wifeone that forces herself on you
>>587543347In hindsight, Season 2 was peak, but nobody wants to admit it.
>>587546613Wait till Roxy hears about this.
>in hindsight
>>587534803Nah man he's kinda based. As long as you got solid support and stun options he's great
>>587546797>yo is that cannon fodder, proxy get down I must go all in for this
Is Sunbringer (all 3 as a team) pretty much the strongest in the VH class now?Eldreda fought Remielle by herself to a standstill in her trailer. Combine that with Lindverne and party button Draecie and she’s probably top tier
>>587546302Sigrid is extremely erotic
>>587546732still a yandere just not violent
>>587546979Boss! we can't deal with her, she is always Ulting constantly for some reason!!!
>>587547157Remielle fought with a random dagger lol. You're forgetting that the three of them make a whole as they each have 1/3 of the core
>>587547157She’s got to be the strongest by far.
>>587546916crazy that she's still our only brunette character
>>587547415God our next VH is such a jobber, not even Anton needs his coworkers as backup in combat
Agents who would be sexually aroused by the thought of gooners on the internet erotic roleplaying them in darkweb chat rooms?
>>587547157Yes, by far, they are Enchainers
I LOST???NOOOOOOOOOO
here are your idols for tonight
https://x.com/XYZrockyx/status/2120539546957832602
>hags
>>587547508Half-Brunette cause Blanco but it's funny how she makes the most regular-ass haircolor look uniquely stunning because Hoyo can't make another Agent with it
>>587548103Aria...record
>>587547415She went all out in the trailer though?
>>587547157Friendly reminder that Mibibi only used her VH weapon two times
>>587548456To finish off Bringer and.. VR sim?
You're saving for your day 1 bestie, right?
HIA club but for sex when
>>587548398Eldreda certainly did. On the contrary, Remielle didn't even have Thaumiel at the time
>>587548532When she first got it
>>587548617Nicole 2 will have>No cleavage >More leg coverage>Less ass jiggle>A ponytailJust be happy with what you have, even though it was nerfed from Beta.
>>587548617Hot take but Nicole is the worst OG CH, still a high bar
i love roxy, piper, and nicole
>>587548831Reeeeeeee
Official AoD merch
>>587548278
>>587546157The whole point was the differentiate the categories. Ye Shunguang was put into the VH category, and Shiyuan no longer counts as an actual Suibian temple disciple. With that, Suibian temple is equivalent to PubSec.
>>587548831>no cleavageYuzuha and Alice have no cleavage and they're hot as fuck.>More leg coverageEvelyn has her legs entirely covered and she's still hot.>Less ass jiggleI only walked Promeia into a wall one time to jerk off to her ass jiggling without the cloak. Outside of that, never caught my attention unless it was a funny Wipeout>a pony tailDoubt it.
>>587548291Blanco is DEAD
>>587549032
>>587546979Wise no longer needs other agents to defend him.
>2.0 was ZZZs best patch>Shunngy was the most popular character in our game and the most pulled besides Ellen We are going back to China in 4.0 for sure. 3.0 was a failure and we need to return to our roots and give Shung some skins and buffs
>>587549085>Shunguang and Shiyuan don't count because I said soBro, you just admitted he is still going to help when they call for help.>equivalent to PubSecPubsec is for babyhollows like the ones in patch 1,0. I don't think you understand how weak these guys are.
>>587549275Based but also Trigger pants
>>587549032Uh Fairy, enhance this blurry image!.. for research
I want velina to ride my cock cowgirl style
>>587549505Season 2 designs > Season 3 designs
Nicole feet sex
>>587549706>The vast majority of penis degloving incidents occur as a result of "cowgirl" position sex
>>587549513Obol Squad helped when they needed it. That doesn't make them temple disciples.And they literally have Severian.
>>587549717Season 2 definitely had some really good ones like Spook Shack and Obol
>>587549717My favorite design was the leotard, the leotard, and also the leotard.
Give me Yuzuha or give me death
>>587544171>>587544206>known scammer>believe everything she says
>>5875499672.3 was giga filler so we can skip that
>>587549505>We are going back to China in 4.0 for sureYou jest, but I litterally am in desperate need of finishing my collection of Chinese loli stunners...Slot 5 needs to be filled, and the bunny slot needs to be swapped with a real chinese cunny stunny.
unleashing yanagi titties
>>587549983Alright, come over here
Gut punch Yuzuha
>>587550142Breasts are best when they are barely contained by undersized garments
>>587543148>Tailless is 1 tailed.
>>587549845>Obol Squad helped when they needed it. That doesn't make them temple disciples.FuFu and Pan doesn't consider obol as temple disciples, correct.But they do consider Shunguang ans Shiyuan as temple disciples.>And they literally have Severian.3 vs 1Just stick to your baby hollows, and your cops won't get hurt.
>>587550142ANON NO, HER BOOBS ARE TOO POWERFUL. YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!
>>587550320
Guess who's like 85% through eating an entire liter of instant mashed potatoes
>>587550106Are you planning on using Dialyn-Fufu teams?
Nagi-chama's back must be stronger than Soukaku
>>587550445it's a good way to go
>>587550561>instant mashed potatoesHeh, I can make mashed potatoes using nothing but eggs, milk, and an unsupervised microwave
>>587550395The cops helped deal with Sacrifice Bringer. That's not baby tier.
>>587550561Fat slob
>>587550614>Dialyn-FufuThese 2 and Qingyi are the ones I use the most.But I never use them together in dual stun, I don't have any attackers who are good enought for that.
>>587550797I think that's called an omelette, bro
>>587548996why do aria and sunna look like that
>>587550808>The cops helped deal with Sacrifice Bringer.They weren't even a part of the avengers assembling.They only did some undercover scouting.Cops are weak, just stick to your companion hollows.
>>587535146Is Remielle's womb barren at this point?
>>587551007That's why they were near the bottom of the list. Along with the Suibian Temple disciples.
>>587550320>>587550636>>587550729Yanagi's milkers needs to be relieved of her breastmilkhttps://files.catbox.moe/besm9o.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/cokpcf.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/52fpew.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/q6zglc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/g89dw2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tdrvlz.jpg
>>587551045If she has negligible senescence then she can probably pop out eggs forever too. Not like a mortal woman who only has so many to begin with and runs out eventually.
>>587550862If it's an omelette then why is it white and soft and good with butter and needs a spoon and a bowl
>>587551081>Shunguang and Shiyuan don't count because I said soYeah, logic is a foreign concept to you.
>>587550976AoDsonas
>>587551138only the 4th and 5th images are good
>>587551315what the FUCK is that thing
>>587551451Aria's Wengine
>>587551259No. There is a category for VH so I separated her to there instead. Because her power is known from being a VH and wielding a VH weapon.
>>587551045Yes, but that due to her being an experimented on and becoming a half-enchainer which spiked up her libido, but those experiment also damaged her reproductive system thus she is unable to have kids.
Bibian Banshee
>>587551580She can still lay eggs though, because that's hot.
>>587551451Oh you know
>>587550849In the beta so far it’s BIS for characters like SAnby and even Yidhari, though that’s specifically with Norma’s sig on Foof.
+1 Aria!No contribution
>>587551583
You know what? Fuck you>Venti's your threadGet a fuckable femboy already instead of that weak-ass seth you tried to pull
+1 AriaAlso no contribution
>>587551498>No. There is a category for VH so I separated her to there insteadThat's still illogical though. Because your definition of Suibian temple is wrong.Whenever you write that term, she is included in it.Plus you still have issues like obol squad and neps not having anyone equivalent to Yixuan.>Krampus JudgeDo I need to remind you that Zhao was actually dying in Papago last year and couldn't make her way out unless we rescued her?
>>587551704What if I hit it with a sandal
>>587551580I just can’t jerk off to her no matter how much I try. She reminds me of my Cambodian friend who trooned out too much.
Does anyone here speak French? I was suddenly struck by a desire to learn it, but I don't know how difficult that would be as an English only speaker.
>>587552098And it fills you with regret that you didn't tap that, right?Riiiiiight?!
>>587552165France won't exist by the time you're done learning it.
A girl kissed another girl.
What if Bibi immediately threw up when she saw youHow would you react
>>587552165>I was suddenly struck by a desire to learn itWas it because of Sigrid, since her last name is 'de L'Azur' which implies that she's French?
>>587551984You can't smack your problems away with a sandal...
>>587549425Not gonna lie, coolest most edgy MC out of all Gachas.Pyrois is fucking awesome
>>587552165Be advised, there are three main dialects of French. Parisian, Quebecois and Cajun. Choose wisely because you will be hated by all of them for learning french, but you will be hated especially hard by the ones you don't choose.
>>587552217I don’t want to get attached in case of ACK.
>>587552339Rape and eat
>>587552381Oh crap its a problem?? *smack*
Should ZZZ get more feminine male characters? We only have three. FUCKING THREE.
>>587552526
>>587552493That's definitely a classic.
>>587534326>Krampus Judge > Obol Squad > PubSec = Suibian Temple > Everyone elseYou're applying the wrong patterns.Tier 1 factions = Hero faction of the seasonTier 2 factions = The assisting Avengers faction of each season finaleTier 3 factions = everybody else, such as NEPS.
>>587552260Doesn't matter.>>587552365No. I was edging to this animation and one of the characters is named Eloise. My unspent horniness translated into a desire to learn French for some reason. https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19234146&tags=the_atko>>587552453Hmm, well I do plan on going back to Louisiana some day to really explore New Orleans, but American French seems like it'd be frowned upon in Europe. I want to go and see castles, convents, monasteries, maybe bring home a croissant eating wife.
>>587552585Wise, Seth, Harumasa? I think it's plenty. Especially when the main character is an irredeemable twink only his sister would fuck.
>>587551962I don't think you remember where this is all stems from. Here it is again:>>587534326The whole purpose of this was a "power scaling" comparison.I am not lumping in Fufu and the Panda with someone on the tier of Void Hunters.Zhao is definitely the weakest of the Judges, but in average they're pretty skilled.I separated Yixuan because she seemed like an in between tier of her own. As strong as a VH without the setbacks of wielding a VH weapon. Again, for the same reason: power scaling chart.Obol Squad, I only put above because military level of skills and experience, but I can move them elsewhere. I have made little changes before if the reason is fine.
>>587552756Wise doesn't count because you don't play him. The three are>Seth>Harumasa>Hugo Vlad
>>587551776So shameless
hoshimi miyabi, here to undergo the My Own Clone trainingwhat comes next?
>>587552907What's there to be ashamed of?
>>587552339I'd lick it up and then kiss her to show my devotion
>>5875521655-6 years of French during German school....that was over 20 years ago, lmao.J'ai oublie tout or so...
1% battery girl really is a damn good song
>>587552680This is some serious gourmet shitWhy do I keep edging when I still have 19 days left...
>>587552680As a southerner, I don’t see the appeal of Louisiana. It seems like a more annoying version of the same shit hole I’m used to.
>>587552907We'll shame her back, mainly using a tongue
>>587553187Many say this
>>587552825>The whole purpose of this was a "power scaling" comparison.Here is how it would actually workRoscalifer(whatever the heck they are called) > Suibian Temple > HAND > Krampus > Weirdoes from Yuzuha's interweb forum > Obol > Sons of Calydon > Victoria's > Belobog > Neps
>>587552936This is going too far, even Void Hunters are twinning now?!And Silver Squad isn't!?!?
>>587553315Nevermind everything I've said.Here is the final iteration:Season 5 Wise > The Creator > everyone else
>>587553114Okay, maybe >>587552260 was right, there won't be a France to go to by the time I learn it even if I seriously put myself to it.>>587553194Thank you, brother. I've been edging to it for 3 days. He's got a couple of other good ones, though he likes anal too much. I wish there was a "Good" or "gem" tag to filter out low effort dogshit.>>587553212I'm a Southerner too. Louisiana has great history having been both a French and Spanish colony. There's the Voodoo culture which was interesting to see, as well as the general vibe of the place. Maybe it's just me being romantic coming from a no name town sitting on the highway, but I could feel the energy of the place. Seeing the Mississippi, and riding it for hundreds of miles back and forth, was spectacular. The food was amazing, the architecture was beautiful, and I just couldn't get enough of the French Quarter. Walkable cities are no joke awesome. I wish I could have an apartment overlooking a foot path with tiny shops dotted along its length.
>>587553093Not going to think about the implications...?
>>587553212Between Nawlins and Montreal I only ever heard people heading there to drink below the age and whore without getting caught.
>>587533986
Femboy bf who cosplays as John Doe or e-girl gf who cosplays as Evelyn?
>>587553625Just saying, in terms of lore, you can't underestimate HAND, and in terms of feats, the Suibian temple held off the Lemnian hollow that was rigged to explode the whole Waifei.
>>587553772She would be into it i think....
>>587553741NTA but I didn't like my trip to Louisiana because I hate swamps and Nawlins had a lot of angry dark people and I had to get into two different fist fights with three of my girlfriend's brothers because I said she'd be moving out of state with me which led to me calling Louisiana a muggy bug infested shithole
>>587553978Strong appeal either way but you don't need to use lube with the e-girl gf who cosplays as evelyn
This is literally all they had to do to turn Severian into a COOL character that appeals to MEN.
Thinking about Yuzusmoochin
Hmph
>>587554206Appealing to real men would be giving a male character facial hair or full armor with helmet
>>587554206The whole claw theme is the gayest shit ever dude
How do I know if I'm a Wisejeet?
>>587554206This but I mean it unironically
Oh, anon... I was just watching a marathon of Video and Arcade Top Ten. W...would you care to join me... On the... c-couch?
>>587554053I mean her abilityWhat did she see to make her react like that?
>>587554282Femrois when you cum inside: "Hmph..."Femrois when you kiss her: "Hmph..."Femrois when you spoon with her: "Hmph..."Femrois when you smile at her: "Hmph..."Femrois when you pay attention to Fairy or Belle instead for five seconds: "HMPH....!!!"
>>587554103I love swamps. I got to see a couple baby gators and I even bought a head and a claw to bring back with me when I was done there. I didn't experience any violence when I was in New Orleans, but I did see a crime scene with police tape from the place I was staying at pop up. The company I worked for also had a couple guys go missing in the city, and one of them was beaten into brain death when he got tricked by a hooker into going into an alley. Obviously a dangerous city, numbers don't lie, but I enjoyed my time. Yeah, it's muggy and bug infested, but I've always liked that kind of body and mind melting heat. The type that makes the gas station at the end of a 20 minute walk feel like a Godsent oasis. Rather that than the cold.
>>587554206My old boss would gut punch me if I didn't tuck my shirt in like that. Police force always had to tuck their shirt in to look formal and presentable. Sloppy dress code at work is still gay.
>>587534689I mean she did seal it. Ye is just a jobber who can't do shit without it so she keeps unsealing it.
>>587554302make it all about how your skin is the only thing of value from you
How to play Pyrois?
Spend for Norma or save for Jufufu?I’m starting at 0 tapes and my Dialyn is completely stretched thin across so many different teams
>>587555131you need both if you're a white man
>>587555131If Fufu is on the triple banner she’ll probably be better value than Norma.
>>587555224us Whites did not pull for jufufu, desperate little browny. she infamously caused one of the worst revenue drops in history
>>587555131Guarantee banners are cheaper to roll.Norma works with Sunbringer, alegedly.
what is it called when someone cosplays as someone else but doesnt have the body for it.
>>587555409This individual needs to get falsies to stuff in their cosplay, stat.
>>587555409Every fat western cosplayer
>>587554467She just ate some bad sushi
>>587555409Is this supposed to be a dude? Would
>>587555409>what is it called when someone cosplays as someone else but doesnt have the body for it.literally an average cosplay
>>587555409honest fun
>>587554206>removed the ears and tailfinally
Furry shit will always be based.
>>587556374Based on what?
>>587556451animals
>>587555619I thought it was a dude as well until i searched the cosplayer on xitter and realized that it not a dude, she just flat as fuck
>>587556602sex with Astra without her stage make-up on must be wild...
Ellen looks pretty hot in HSR
>Well sir your resume looks great but I have one last question>It says here your email is "ExtremePulchraSexHaver82@coitus.gov". Care to explain?
>>587557232>Why are you a nigger?
People complain about lack of males as if the other hoyo games didn't do the sameThe best one is hsr with4 dudes this year and 2 males are versions of alredy existing characters and another one is from a collab
I think jufufu....is fun
>>587557483
>>587554289>>587554298>>587554559Behold: the COOLEST gacha male...
>>587557483Fuck you. He earned that position.
>got fucking Yaniga over Severian
I just saw a super cute AI video of the Sunbringer family (with the three sisters looking like cute litle bangboos) but Twitter is so fucking retarded, so it autorefreshed and I wasn't able to save the link and repost it here.
>>587558120FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
>>587554475Femrois when reading this post "Hmph..."
>>587554298It's only gay cuz he has bugles on his fingers instead of going all in on itGimme mutant or robot hand, not this fucking spirit halloween shit
Got Normu + her W-Engine in 50 rolls, still 250+ left for Sunbringer, things are looking good.
>>587543280smooooooooooooooooooooooooocccccccchhhh
>>587555502Fuck that, those kinds of people need to be drawn and quartered, followed by flogging, followed by having to listen to a BookTok Feminist discuss their latest smut for a day, followed by reading World's End Harem, followed by a bronze bull, followed by another flogging.
>>587558120This design would outsell all void hunters in a heartbeat
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19234146&tags=the_atko
Is Pyrois disc set best for Zhu Yuan?
>>587556775The only make-up she wears are products that she hired to promote.Outside that, she barely wears any kind of make-up at all save for lipsticks that barely stands out
>rule 34 link>character associated with mental illness in the attached imagenot clicking
>>587559101The link is loading, Nangong!
Astra's lightcone
>>587559470Wrong link.https://x.com/HentaiDayy/status/2120512384687370438
>>587559190For now, yesBut Zhu Yuan plays so horrible that even both her mindscapes and her own w-engine are awful
Sending illegal materials to Aria so they have to reboot her.
I'm actually mad that hsr gets to have Eous follow them around all over the place before us. FUCK
Astra and Ellen mindscapes
>>587560021Eous literally follows everywhere in hollows bro.
>>587560407but i want Eous to follow me all over lumina square and roscaelifier though....
>>587559734>Yaoi￤Yuri￤NTR￤Hentai
Nangong will become notably obese as she ages
>>587540306This game is going to have no shortage of T0 agents. Pretty much every single limited banner agent to have come out in recent months has either been T0 or T0.5.The only "weak" recent agent we've had is Orphie (Prydwen lists her as T1), and that was a character from last year. Otherwise, characters have either been one of those two top tiers. It's safe to say that MHY will never release a character that is below T0.5 ever again. Like, I have no doubt that Kafka and Robin will both at least be T.05 (and Sunbringer will be T0).For this reason (and because I don't want to encourage fujofaggot-pandering designs in this game), I will never pull for Severian.
>>587559734
>>587560253Forgot pic
>>587555131Norma!
This will be my POV very soon
>>587561226eous?
>>587560021damn Eous doing some crazy sidequest...
I feel like I’ll regret skipping 3.3, as a small chested female and male enjoyer. I hope we get a loli main push soon so I don’t have to make difficult decisions.
>>587561226
>>587561613Need more loli DPS. Neko makes Corin redundant, so there's basically only 3 worth using.
1603 lostZZZ won
>>587560021>>587560638Eous canonically goes all over town and the Hollows without your permission and makes tons of friends and multiple girlfriends tho
>>587561613>>587562084small flat girls with giant weapons are exclusively reserved for the stunner category, sorry
>>587546380osmanthus cake isn't even actual cake...it doesn't even taste good...the chungus patches were such a fucking scam
>>587562354Shungus doesn't even like that shit. She only does because it was what sweety was selling and what she wrote in her stupid diary
>>587562354>osmanthus cake isn't even actual cake...Cope. It fits every definition of a cake you can find in a dictionary.>it doesn't even taste good...Seethe.It tastes amazing, you unenlightened gweilo. >the chungus patches were such a fucking scamDilate.
>>587562354I also tried one after her patch and was disappointed
>>587562245Your Corin? Your Piper? Your Soukaku? Your Zhao?
fufin
>>587562354its a literal flower turn into a cakewtf did you expect
Phoenix Reffaella made me lose my sanity
>>587558120Even gayer
>>587563048
>>587562245DPS Zhao would have been too fun I guess.
Gimme my Velina old hag
>>587562982*future small flat girls with giant weapons
>>587563332Why can't flowers taste good?
>>587563424Artists just turning AoD into whatever they want these days.
>>587563385>>587563547Does Phoenix demand ryona?
>>587563649yes but no, you want her awake then knocked out half the time
>>587563586sunflowers are the only good flower to eat
I love Shunko but I just can't stop thinking about her breasts. I have depraved sexual fantasies about her being on all-fours like a cow and me milking her hanging tits by hand while she moans softly with each pull.
>>587562982>3 A ranks and Zhao
>>587562689>It fits every definition of a cake you can find in a dictionaryit actually doesn't though...
>>587563171hate this whore
So is da Foof saving Shifu next patch?
>>587563649Yes, otherwise she won't stay and will instead go find someone that can actually hurt her, she even likes getting her bones broken according to her outing event
>the absolute dogshit rerun and triple banner in 3.4I regret skipping Roxy.....
>>587564361Is it always easy to break her bones like with Zhao giving her a pat on the arm, or do you really need to get into it?
>>587564320For some reason I find this pic the funniest shit ever.
Anololis never...
Hi, I’m back and pulled for Aniki. Got his engine too.
>>587533986I used all my pulls for norma and her sig. I have 5900 monocrome left. They came out at max pity but at least I didn't lose the 50/50. How screwed am I for sunbringer? do standard pulls count for the pull event?
>>587564697The robot breaks them during a strong massage so I imagine she just has really fragile bones + Zhao being strong as fuck wielding that chunk of metal around
>>587564669Don't you dare say that about Starlight Billy
>>587564753
>>587564885Fair enoughI also regret rolling Shitgus, I would have rolled Silly if I didnt have Physical covered forever.>>587564754You have worms
>>587564819You should be fine, plenty of pulls coming next panch
>>587563048reminds me of madness combat
Double nanoda!
>>587565429Explode
>>587565429>two Normas and a PulchraIs this Heaven
>>587564885Does sBilly respond well to vertical investment? His sig and M1 don’t seeem very rewarding, so maybe his M2 would be a better goal?
>>587565646Left: Made for normiesRight: Made for true weebs
Ukinami Yuzuha.Thoughts? HARD MODE: NO MEMES
>>587565640It's a 50% increase to bike skill damage, what do you think?
>7+ minutes between postsGrim
>>587564669qrd? what are the banners?
>>587566230What's a support got a parry for?This is like Soukaku being a surprisingly good DPS.
>>587566230I’d love for someone to inject mirthful energy into my gay existence.
You know what's funny?
>>587564702I really love that artist
>>587566538
What official Astra Yao toys should Hoyoverse make?
>>587555409Better learn from the best.
>MoNster SNAkE eATs EnTiRE TOWN's fOod sUpPly, evErYoNe wILL staRve
>>587566230still my favorite design
>>587566547
>>587566547>>587566867Classic
>>587566310So m2 would be better than m1w1?
>>587566547lmao
Should I get Norm's Engine or save for Sunbringer's/Kafka's balls?
>>587567129Considering how much you'll use bike attacks, definitely
>>587567291Velina will take your Norma away if you don’t feed her.
I hope Silly is as kind as Soldier 0 Anby. I need him at 2/6.
Cool President
>>587565429And a very pretty kot
>no eldreda until December Reeeeeeee
>>587567832Devs were in a good mood giving Nekomata and Rina busted buffs but when the last standard agent got hers they must've stepped on dog shit or something because what happened to their generosity?
>>587568108none can fathom the whimsy of gacha devs and balancing
>>587568043For her, save not only your pulls, but your sperm as well.
>>587568108Fear of the stunny
>>587568108This is part of the reason why I feel I cannot return to Zenless.
koleda is still plenty good and fun!
>>587568386No fear. Only temptation and admiration.
>>587568786They must have been afraid or else they would have given more to her
koledas orange bush would make me limp
>>587569056Good thing Koleda isn't here to break your leg
>>587569407Happy Birthday, Nicole!
I just started this game, got a reroll account with velina and rem. Couple questions>Will rem and velina rerun? And if so should I pick up their weapons?>Will promeia ever rerun again?>How long will it take for me to catch up with story?
>>587569484
I dont get why I would buy Sev's alt outfit, what's the difference
Oh cool, ellen and Astra are fully leaked in HSR and are coming soon, maybe i should redownloa->Amphoreus is coming backNevermind, wont be touching the shit that killed the game again, what the fuck were they thinking?
>>587569628
>>587569904In his alt he's actually wearing his uniform correctly
>>587533986Ok, but what if ZY+cellulitis?
>>587569970>AmphoreusQRD?
>>587569590>>Will rem and velina rerun? And if so should I pick up their weapons?Velina just finished her first rerun, so her odds of returning in the next 12 months are pretty bad. Remielle should be due for a rerun in a few patches, so you should be able to nab her engine. Typically reruns are bait since they won't be shilled as hard by content and will be power crept by newer agents, but it wouldn't be a bad idea to get her sig since she's a void hunter.>>Will promeia ever rerun again?In some form, but not for quite a while, as she recently finished her 1st rerun several weeks ago.>>How long will it take for me to catch up with storyDepending on how much you play, you can probably catch up within a month or two. If you take it easy and don't want to burn yourself out, you can probably add another month onto that estimate to do a bunch of side content. As a heads up, don't worry if some events have characters you've never seen before. The game sort of has a weird sense of time, and some characters were initially introduced via limited time web events, so in game you'll just sort of start off knowing them and being buddies. Also, Season 2 can be rough storywise, but try to power through it (at least now you don't need to wait weeks at a time for each new disappointment to drop).
>>587569970ellen and astra are right here anon, why would you want to go back to that battered wife game?
>>587569340I already limp for her because she makes it difficult to walk.
>>587569407She's bueaty>>587569484She's grace>>587569628she can sit all over my face
Ye Shiyuan Uchiha is actually pretty cool
>>587570240Thanks, I'll try to snag rems sig on her rerun then I guess. I'll try to keep a hard pity saved for promeia if she ever decides to come back. A month for story assuming you play an hr or 2 a day?
This is what TOPS, Mayflower, and the NEDF don't want you to have.
Ivu rabu.
>>587569987I love anime over the shoulder jacket shit though
Do we like the new patch? Should I come back?
Shit I accidentally confessed my love to Nicole and now she's smiling at me smugly
>>587533986G-G-G-G-G.... G-G-G-GIRLFEETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Running into your favorite Zengirl at the store and she's wearing flip-flops and you are struggling in the hardest battle of your life to not get caught looking at her feet which you have never seen before and seeing her feet was literally the #1 goal of your entire life!Her getting distracted by her phone for a second and you can't possibly resist any longer so you take the opportunity to look down and you FINALLY get to see her bare feet which are pale, perfectly-shaped with cute toes which are painted with bright glossy candy-apple red polish and are so unbelievably amazing and cute that you can't help but moan and involuntarily say "Oh my fucking GOD" which thankfully she doesn't hear and you also take creepshots and as soon as she leaves you sprint to the bathroom and make a hot goopy sticky mess in 2 pumps with the largest load of your entire life! Extremely fun fact: Girlfeets are stinky!
>>587570093A region in the game that lasted a whole year. Its over 50 hours long for the main story with over 97% of it being straight yapping about shit that noone knows anything about. The devs even admitted they fucked up with the story by trying to do too many things and added a skip button because players were dropping the game in droves, not even sponsored players could stomach how boring it is. Then theres the fact that most people who “liked” Amphoreus can’t even tell you the lore of what the fucks going on because everything out their ass is being thrown at you at once in terms of “lore”, like yeah two dudes bathing in a hot tub for 30 minutes for some reason is definitely a scene i want to waste my time watching. Its also the region that permanently removed 4 stars from being added to the game because every single character must be a god/chrysos hair and some bullshit prophecy but the phropecy gets rewritten a dozen times by a robot who spends TWO HOURS talking BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN CONTROL YOUR CHARACTER HOLY FUCKIt makes Waifei in ZZZ feel like a blessing, because ive played through both and i can tell you that noone should ever have to experience the bullshit that was Amphoreus. I liked Cipher though.TLDR: Imagine if Waifei was three times longer and the ZZZ devs announced that your going back to do even more waifei main story.
>The attack class is crap>The attack class
Sunna trapped in a burning car
>>587571002Then his alt is worse than his regular
WADYA TINK OF DAT YAFREE TA PLAYINWORM ROLLINYURI SLOPPINBANGBOO LOVINURBAN POSTINVAGUE HMPH'NCUNNY STUNNINNOODLE SLURPINTEA SIPPINSISTER KISSINANOMALY PROC'NUNITARD DONNINRUG PULLINNITRO FUEL GUZZLIN BANNER SKIPPINFURRY FUCKINTARKOV SCRAMBLINDISCORD SPAMMINVOID HUNTINCALLY BREEK TATTIE
Day one player here who is finally progressing through the story, I just used 16 Ether Batteries (ones I've had accumulated in years) on lv10 weapon mat sims because for some retarded reason I didn't connect they were fragile resins from Genshin but thought of them like some sort of condensed stuff you could easily farm to not bother with doing the rounds. Thanks for reading my blog
>>587571623Sco'ish agent when
>>587571878Yuzuha
>>587571941Retard
>>587571623*stabs your bagpipe*
>>587571994But she has red hair and bombs
>>587571292Somewhat related, that problem specifically tends to plague newer gachas. They throw 30 keywords at you and start 4 branching storylines within the first hour with no attempt to ease the player into the world. Devs getting existing players overwhelmed with text spam to the point where they introduced a skip button is impressive though. Well done HSR.>imagine if Waifei was three times longer and the ZZZ devs announced that your going back to do even more waifei main storyActual nightmare fuel.
>>587572161And a JAPANESE NAME
Haha...good one, Yuzuha...you really got me this time*decides not to tell Yuzuha that my family is moving out of town tomorrow*
Yuzuha I have a confession to make
Yuzuha you are annoying as fuck
THE RED WIRE, YUZUHA CUT THE RED WIRE PLEASE
>>587571878i've always headcanon'd orphie as such
>walked past aria without giving her a hug
Thinking about Yuzuha
Bluezuha
I hate yuzuha
>>587571802>>587571930only took zzz to give them some sovl into their slop game
>>587572880straight up reusing animationslol
>>587572757It takes restraint not to touch an idol, yes
s nicole needs to be at least this good
>>587572707That's the red string of fate, dumbass. Yuzuha is your soulmate.
>>587572757You shouldn't just hug strangersNo, having watched Aria at an idol show once doesn't mean she's not a stranger to you
>>587572930Good job anon.
Can M1W1 Qingyi work with Severian?
>>587573091Can I reroll my life? I'd much prefer anby to be my soulmate desu
>>587572880Good for them.
>>587573091NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I l-love Yuzuha
>>587572880Ellen has better ult there but for HSR standard the animations sucks ass compared to their 4.x
Gonna have yuzuha give me a rimjob later while I do my daily errands
>>587572880
Cumming in yuzuhas hair
>>587573102Touch?
Pulling Yuzuha's hearing aid
Cumming in Yuzuha's panties while she's taking a shower
Yuzuha: FEET?! You like girl FEET, Anon?! *Snort* GAHAHAHAHAHA~! <3Me: C-Come on, it's not weird! Girlfeets are just a body part, l-like boobs! What's wrong with that?! I-I-I just think they're cute~! *Under my breath* and smellyYuzuha: Teeheeheeheehee~! <3 I gueeeess~! <3 I mean, to be honest, for a guy like you I'd expect something weirder! *Giggle* Feet...~! <3 <3 <3*THE NEXT DAY*Me: *Whistling and wiggling while walking* What a great day to have a Monster energy drink with kratom! The only way this day could get better is-- YIPES! Ahuminhuminahumina...!!!!!*I walk into Yuzuha, she is sitting on a bench wearing flip-flops, her feet are paler than the rest of her body and she has glossy candy apple red painted toenails**She is talking in an incredible flirty way, she wants me bad*Yuzuha: Heeeeeeeeeeey, Anoooooooon~! <3 <3 <3 What's wroooooong~? <3 Are ya okay? <3 You look distraaaacteeed...!~ <3 What'chya thinkin' about, hmmmmm~? <3
Why do people shill Linux so much. I've been manually tinkering the power draw of my Thinkpad just so it would stop shitting the bed on Bagel and literally the only good thing about it is just access to KDE.
Taking my wife yanagi to Mongolian barbecue and feeding her plate after plate until the buttons on her skirt burst
>>587573653Nyo.
>>587573872*SQUEEZES YOU*
Sniffing yuzuhas pantsu and it smells like shit and I lose my boner. I walk down sixth Street and see that little blue oni semon demon and take her behind random play for a quick one. I leave her there and go get some noodles or something.
Wait people hate Wise? He's just a self insert with a cool henshin there's nothing there to hate
if Belle used 4chan, which boards would she main?
>>587574187/g/, /v/, and /weg/
>>587574073That's why you should sniff Alice's instead. She's never smelled like shit.
>>587574018*aria egg pops out*
>>587573270>>587573317>You.... You don't... want me...?>Look, if it was about the jokes, I'm sorry, okay!>Please.... don't abandon me....
>>587572880How is HSR mogging us in the animation department? I thought we were the high effort game?
>>587573843Is this really a Linux issue? I main Fedora, run the game at 4k with FSR. Usually around 140fps (90 when using Remielle or any of the AoD agents)... Did Bagel today, a mode which I've only done a few times. Haven't in at least 2 months... my PC fucking hated it. Hotter than It's ever gotten playing Zenless.
Yuzuha can always settle for her childhood friend who's packing, an excellent cook, and great with kids-- Manato. Honestly, he's the superior option to (You)
>>587574295Alice is too pure for a guy like me. I wouldn't do that to her. She deserves better.
>>587574394ARIA!! DID YOU LAY THIS EGG?!
>>587574504Too bad every man in this setting is a homo, wise included. Yuzuha has no other options but me.
>>587574407I'm afraid of intimacy. This is where we part ways.
>Star Rail players get Ellen nakedAre we the cucks?
our wife is getting sold to hsrchads....
>>587574504I'm not a thigger, so false.
>>587574504Ok*walks away before she can say anything*
>>587568108>giving Rina busted buffswhat even are her buffs? a piddly amount of ATK and DEF bonus doesn't seem that great
>>587574849You wouldn't actually turn down Yuzuha or any agent because of that, right? I'd rather take the chance and try to overcome the fear than say no to a 10/10.
>>587574504Red pubes???
I accidentally got Severian on a bullshit roll to build pity. Not too upset because I like his character design, but holy shit, having to build an agent you havent prefarmed is the goddamn worst.
You're getting your copies of Normu, right?
>>587575174Everyone is saving for Sunbringer, you dumbass.
Is the Hoshimi family inbred or is sword master's genes too strong?
>>587575098>10/10>yuzuha Yeah she is cute for sure but also annoying as fuck.
>>587575229Nuh-uh. GIGACHADS are getting Norma to M2
>>587574749
>hug aria>she does this to me
>>587575174>worse than fufuNot a soul is pulling that ugly brick.
>>587575174I just got my 1 copy of Normu, so I'm happy.
>>587575174I'm thinking about it.
>>587575174I already have Koleda. Why do I need another fire stunner?
>>587575098I've turned down real girls over it. Vesper, Aria, Qingyi, Magus and Trigger would be the only girls I can feel comfortable around because their physical requirements aren't very high and they might understand my position better because I caught bad feels from the military
>>587575174Got my M0 to use with Sunbringer, nanoda.Now I've gotta save, since I lost the flip to a Koleda dupe.
>>587575270You're just jaded. You'd appreciate the energy and whimsy she'd bring. Besides, she's shown she can tone it down and be normal. And she doesn't ever go over the top with the pranks anyway. Every man needs a young wife that can bring a bit of childishness to the day.
>>587575608I can relate to having a fear of intimacy, but I can't relate to not at least be willing to try to get over it. Even if I'm afraid a chick would leave me or get bored, I'd at least recognize the opportunity doesn't come around but once in a blue moon and hope I can get past it.
>>587575637you can keep your bitchy wife who means welli'll get a nice wife who means well
guys is nvidia dying can I finally buy a 5070ti
>>587574504She doesn't like him that way.
>>587575098Being In a relationship with someone way out of your league sounds exhausting. I don't see it working out so why cause the heartache by giving it a chance.
>>587575840>nvidiaWhy when AMD is superior in every way?
>>587575923Manato is just like me...
>>587574876Brother, our M6 is way better. We can actually see 70% of her body for starter.
>>587575957Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh have you even TRIED ZZZ with ray tracing, phaggot?
>>587575781Not gonna blogpost but I got the shit kicked out of me by a mob of foreign villagers during my deployment, mostly women that didn't present as a threat at the time and we seemed to have a good relationship with. Once had to cover behind a tank for 3 hours in the middle of a shitty town getting potshots taken at me and my pals and generally being around only men for such a long time fucked my game up and made me awkward. Getting touched instantly reminds me of that beating so the thought of getting intimate is hard.
>>587575637Maybe I don't want a childish girl who acts more like a friend than a lover. Maybe I want a reserved woman who doesn't expose her personality to the world at every opportunity.
>>587575923Yeah his big knotted dick is too awkward to fit inside Yuzubully spooky JK clamshell pussy
>>587575840nah huang will get replaced with somebody more loyal to USA like they always intended.cia knew about his affairs for years
>>587576221>ray tracingNigga, it's a mobile gacha game with cell shading.
>>587576306>clamshell pussyThis is a new one to me.
>>587576335Maybe get a phone with ray tracing capabilities newnigger
>>587575957NTA but I had pretty bad experiences with AMD, mostly with games crashing the video driver a lot.
Step back Yuzuha or I'm calling public security
>>587576306Most animals have tiny penises, I expect hybrids to have the same issue too.
>>587575174I'm skipping her entirely
>>587576668Would Burnice like gyros (food)?
Bros...
>>587575923Female agents going out of their way to praise toothpick sóyboy Wise right next to literal models like Manatos and other males will always be laughable
>>587576821What the fuck is that skirt even covering
How she looks when she's about to blow you (if you're married)
do NOT lewd dracaeneshe is for gentle handholding while lindverne and eldreda suck the living daylights out of you
>>587576834Pantyhose contains her lust!Quick, get some on her!
What kind of teams can I build with this roster? Started playing back in August.
>>587576882Most women unironically vastly prefer men like wise to guys like manato
>>587576904Big burger revealed her secrets
>>587576882Beefcakes are liked by men.
>>587576956>BibiAaaah! I hate abloom!
>>587577092rape and eat
>>587577092>get off my beach, NAOGets me everytime ngl
>>587577121Vivian finds perverse joy in the idea of becoming one with Lord Phaethon and then becoming one with Lord Phaethon and Lord Phaethon
>>587577092Rape and eat
>>587576978>>587577086There's no way you people actually believe this, right?
>>587576956Sigrid, Koleda, Lucy I guess. You could use a limited stunner like Norma though. Jane, Velina and Vivian/Piper.Do you have any other characters?
>>587577270Lol anon
>>587577358I got Severian today. I also have Zhu Yuan, but haven't fully built her. I also have all the standard As, some more built than others. Also Nekomata, but she's entirely unused.
>>587576978Only in fiction. Irl, a guy like Manato is going to be considered more attractive on average. But the average gacha yumejoshi prefer feminine pretty anime men with no blemishes and shiny hair. Which don't really exist in real life outside of Kpop stars with plastic surgery.
>>587577467Zhu Yuan is pretty much a brick, but Nekomata can actually be good with investment. But since you have both Sigrid and Severian you probably don't need to unless you just particularly like her and want to play her. Picking up Norma, Roxy, or maybe even Jufufu if she reruns will be good for your account. Koleda can function with her potential buffs you get from doing weekly activity, but she's still a cope option compared to limited stunners, and both your Sigrid and Severian teams will want a stunner. Ideally two limited stunners to replace Koleda entirely, but it's still nice to have her as an option if you can't afford to pull two.
>>587577092offmodel slop
Corn being stuck in A rank jail saddens me
>>587577407Manato isn't ugly like that guy, though
https://files.catbox.moe/t7myq0.mp4
>>587577683I've forgot to mention I maxxed out buffs for Koleda, Soldier 11, and Jane. And I also have Pyrois but Ive just been too lazy to build him. I personally don't find him particularly fun to play, but he is meta so I've been told.
>>587577780Manato is average at best. Wise is considered to be attractive in-universe + his legendary proxy status elevates his looks further.
>>587577891Piper is one of my favorite agents. Wish we had more content for her. Need an agent story where she has to truck around.
>>587577491You can absolutely be too tall(inb4 cope) and too big. This thigger is 6 foot 6 and at least 300 pounds. He is comically huge to the point where it's fetish territory instead of generic hunk. There are plenty of girls who would love that IRL but most are going to prefer a guy like wise. Apply this logic to women you find attractive. Most men like large breasts but there reaches a point where they become "too large." I personally find Hitomi Tanaka to be pure sexo but every guy I know who has seen her just laughs at her and calls me a freak for liking her.Just go on /fit/ and see what the virgins there say about their experiences with women. They usually end up only getting attention from other men. This shouldn't discourage you from lifting thobeitever
>>587577895Pyrois is good because he's free, Sigrid and Severian are ultimately better and it's rare you ever need 3 Attacker teams anyway. Soldier 11 is alright with her buffs but once again doesn't compare well to your limited Attack characters. You may see some use for her if you don't pull Sunbringer and endgame has fire shill content. Jane can work fine with Velina, although you'll probably want Remielle to complete the team at some point. Or alternatively, Yuzuha who you are unlikely to be able to get anytime soon as she just reran during the anniversary.
>>587535258Late reply but...sex. Definitely the sex, at least.
This is what Joyous got to meet
>>587578034she should back up her hag ass dump truck on my face
>>587578108I do plan to pull for Sunbringer and her wengine. I'll take your advice though and try to roll for Norma while she's here. Since this next phase has a little while I should have a small window for her, too.
>>587578096Manato isn't THAT bulky, he's just very broad shouldered. part of that is also due to his outfit emphasising his shoulders. Wise is carried by the fact he's an anime character. In real life, someone with his lifestyle and profession would look generic and bland. There's no way you actually think an irl Wise would have an extensive hair and skin care routine.
>>587571226>feet which are paleBut what if my favorite ZZZ girl is Nekomata?
>>587578291Sunbringer will benefit from Norma or Roxy anyway, so it's good if you have the pulls for it.
Sounding my penis aggressively to Twiggy.
>>587578096You are fucking crazy. Girls IRL would snap their necks if someone like Manato walk past them. He has a pretty look to him. I agree about women not liking very muscular men but Manato just has big pectoral muscles.
>>587578412Curious question: are there any agents in the 50/50 poll worth having? I personally wouldn't mind Lycaon, Rina, or Yanagi. But if those are also bricks then w/e
Fine, I'll make the new threadlazy 1st posting dipshits>>587578791>>587578791>>587578791
>>587577270Do you think female would prefer someone like henry cavill over a young justin bieber? Lol. Why do you think those bts boys are so popular?
>>587576243This is why we need to eradicate all non-whites. uhhhhh Zenless Zone Zero
