Previous: >>587531290New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
>>587564740this is the thread
>my trainer ikuno his dictus
>>587565136
>>587565258>when he kings his halo
>>587565258Kingu is a mare I will not elaborate
>>587565372holy SHIT look at those GIANT IRISH thighs and TATS!
jannies will nuke this one, but I'm posting anyway
umanko = bad
Without constant reassurance (at least 3 regular and 5 independent trainings a day) your uma WILL DIE.
>>587565576people said the same when the tranny made a raped OP last time as well
>>587565576Nah. We're on the correct thread number
>>587565604danchud hands typed this post
>>587565635I hope so. fuck that OP, it was ugly
>>587565779like all things ""made"" by ironic trannies
>>587566106do you have the Suzuka version?not seeing it for 3 more years makes me sad as fuck
>>587566169Who's Suzuka?>>587566106Do you have the one with the orange Samba girl?
>>587566181not flat enough
>do you have suzuka?nyo.
>>587566215kill yourself, faggot
suzuka is the orange i have the least images saved of
>>587566106I am certain (you) could convince Stay Gold to do some truly disgusting things with little encouragement.
>>587566240
Suzuka is the orange I have the most images saved of, but most have Spicaman alsoI think both would like that
>>587566589Disgusting in the sexy way right?... R-right...?
>>587566603sexcellent
Two-on-one
>>587566790Tannhauser isn't an orenji, what the fuck
>>587565604I scouted some new umas recently but I haven't done their careers yet. They're still friendly to me in the office so they probably don't mind
>>587566904the actual horse is a chestnutter like fuku iirc
>>587566849GIANT chocolate balloons...
>>587566849I can't believe our horse Brian is dead...
>>587562797What's wrong with you?
>>587565686>>587565779saying this as if most 4chan users and japanese uma fans aren't into trannyshit as well
I actually bought a Dober figure. I want a Neicha one next so I can take them on adventures like going to Wawa for beer.
>>587567102Thought she was kind of a bitch. She's still a bitch, just a bitch with lots of understandable issues. Also I came to find her design really gorgeous, I love her hair and the blue ear condoms.
>>587567331Show some more respect to the Trainer's canon wife.
>>587567245
>>587565686>>587565779it's just a tf2 thread, why do you guys have to be so hesitant against threads like that all the time?
>>587567401Trainer canonically died of pancreatic cancer.
>>587567176They're not.
>>587567658That was Helios's trainer.
>>587567823evil ass hors
>>587567715Yeah. That's us.
Good morning
>>587567926No, I'm Palmer's trainer.
>one baker goes to sleep>everything turns to shit
>>587567830There is something really charming about how underneath all the bluster and perfectionism, for some reason King Halo is a fucking elite GAMER.
I wasn't paying attention and accidentally used my favorite Uma's Valentine's day chocolate. Fun ride guys, but I'm bricked.
Boobs.Thoughts?
>>587567889>
>>587567176news to me. I find that sort of shit disgusting. If I wanted to know what's at the end of the road of Bambi Sleep I'd go that way. No thanks. FUCK YOU CYGAMES I NEEDED ANOTHER DIRTmutating is such cancer
7 and everyone manifests a kingu wife of their own4 and she does manifests, but she will friendzone us, and we will be alone until another uma manifests real
>>587568178nice
>>587568178fondling them after our outing
>>587567504make one that isn't fucking UGLY AS GODDAMN SHIT and I'll post in it. >OP=ugly>nopost.exeon the other hand>OP=ok+>bump.exeIT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED YOU STUPID FUCKING NEIGHER
>suddenly, a KingfagBro is late to waifufagging mediocrity
>>587568002Good morning bwo
I'm taking a shower, who is coming?
>>587568178good for the soul
I only shower with my umawife
my trainee doesnt let me shower
>>587568989fujitore.... tell her pheromones aren't real...
someone told me yesterday they just barely implemented the quick race pop up screen for legend races in JP and that shit genuinely gave me dread and despair
>>587568752Disheveled umas make me want to brush hairs and tails quite badly
>>587568772kys
>>587569154Same desu
>>587569135why? legends races only happen every 2 months or so on our pace, and the daily one is jusy one turn, so why the need for a quick race?
Senna
>>587568772Your mom is hotter
>>587569505damn, cyagmes just love suzuka that much, huh?
fusapan is a SLUT
Stop posting sexy umas or I'll... I'll go...
>>587569813
>>587569654Proofs?
>>587569746Rice would want this
>>587569864me and him.
>>587569864>>587569971THAT'S ITI'll leave it to fateEvens I masturbateOdds I jack-off
>>587569813I'm already beast mode
>>587570080I like the fire coming from her coochie
>>587570064
Are you guarantee to get prudent position with throne?
>>587569971EWW why are her boobs so far apart?
>>5875700647 and you take a cold shower instead
>>587570226Bro... Breasts work like that...Unless your only exposure is porn and hentai?
>>587565383she has no gender tell in her cheer outfit.Natie still has a rope round her right ear signifying male but king's usual green ribbon is just absent with nothing to replace it. One could argue her side-ponytail is her gender tell but I'd argue that's bullshit.
>>587570257BASED
>>587570257>cold shower in this weatherBwo is dying...
>>587570257AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>587570294THAT'S GROSS I'M GAY NOW
>>587570257
>>587570185Yes
How is GL already almost over...
>>587570257Ice BLAST
You don't hate localizers enough.
7 and Fuji Kiseki will visit you in your dreams tonight.4 and you get kidnapped by Nakayami Festa to go onto the ship Espoir to gamble your way into fortune or into slavery.
7 and I have sex with Rice0 and I have sex with Bourbon4 and fap to them making outdubs and I impregnate them both (I will do it regardless)
>>587570747Jokes on you retard, I lucid dream, so I will kill Fuji Kiseki in my sleep tonight
>>587570747
>>587570747Have fun bwo
stop playing with numbers
>>587565345>when he airs his groove
Stamina check CM room. Bring your worst. I'll post Hakuraku.411179424111794241117942
>>587570747im gonna cumty bwo
>wasted 3 hours of my life grinding nigger new year for sprint tt only to realize her unique requires 600m left awardFuck this piece of shit kusoge. Fuck frontniggers.
Numbers are meant to be toyed with
>>587571319Which numbers?
>>587570747but, i don't have her in my stable. that means i'm safe, right?
>>587571283bvvo your aston machan?
>>587570257you guys dont take cold showers everyday?
>>587571319soon the numbers will play with you instead
>>58757131967 and helios gets fucked in 6-7 position
>>587571476I take hot showers everyday
>>587571457Oh no. Not having her in your stable actually puts you in more danger. At least other Trainers get a warning.
>>587571475Dont play front enough to care. I will just retrain maruzenky for sprint and use nigger for mile in dec
>>587570747>>587571457>7 and Fuji Kiseki will visit you in your dreams tonight.>but, i don't have her in my stable. that means i'm safe, right?>7AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do they only give out those free card selectors during half annis? I haven't used mine yet and the exclamation mark that won't go away is pissing me off.
>>5875711206/9
>>587571669half-annis and annis, yessuand the selector is only up to which cards were released at the time that selector was given
>>587571120I got the funny numbers.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lP7WplI5P7Orivet3EpQcOWqOne more.142308371423083714230837
fuck helios from behind while 67'ing her boobs
>>587571881>
>>587571939you 67 the ass actually, unless you're taking her from behind, and then you 67 the tits
>>587571881https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=sNLb0vBBU8N_Zksyhw-IGF6sAnother frontGODS domination.One more426342704263427042634270
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>587570747I wish I could gamble with Festa into sexual slavery...
i thought you guys said nobody will be able to farm 6 greens on global..
>>587572202jordan is NOT retarded, excuse you
>>587572207>7Your wish has been... granted.
Which driver is the closest to your favorite uma?>Agnes Tachyon>Max VerstappenThey're both autistic about going fast
I have a crazy theory that will literally change the entire world and society, and will probably be considered the biggest scientific development in human history and, if I can prove it, I will win the nobel peace and be the most famous, important and significant person to have ever lived.I think Uma girlfeets are smelly.Think about it. Why does the air in the room get steamy and thick and smell like cheese and vinegar when an Uma takes off her shoes? Why are they so embarrassed to take off their shoes? Why do Umas get so flustered when you see their cute bare feets?Uma girlfeets are stinky. And I'm going to prove it.
>>587572195Holy shit
>>587572195the weakest fronters
>>587572304>agnes tachyonloud incorrect buzzer
>>587572261
>>587572195https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=oLC67C_EV0MHML8eMjPNMOExOne more solo front win because why notLast one498309334983093349830933
>>587565165
>>587572332Brave of you. Good luck.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12523936
>>587572509ofc it's a dream. why else would she get together with torena when she still has ruby to chase after?
>>587572509>Troll faceOh god I'm so OLD
>>587570747Kill boyumas
i made two new tamamo reaction images for the tamaposters
>>587572665danbooru is still down, retard
>>587572509>Dream...?>I'm so glad everything worked out.>I feel like I'm in a...>Dream...?
>>587572806Is this some troll post I'm not able to understand?
>>587572465https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_TsT2axvCLSqqAfXjkKL3WgJThanks for the reality check. Public rooms are garbage compared to /uma/ rooms this timePaces are trash. My melty last thread is justifiedThanks for joining!
>>587572806Nah, it's up. I just got a fresh new cute Dober from there.
>>587572787I want to pick up Tama and throw her Not off a building, that would be meanI just want to see how far she would goShe looks so small and portableI bet you could chuck her a good distanceShe probably wouldn't like it
>>587572787
>>587572890Thanks for hosting. Kinda worried about that stam but probably can't be arsed to remake since mutating is such a bitch
>>587572207Smoking is bad for you.
>>587573012Is this the official position for umamusume to take during an earthquake
>>587572817>Mr. Cock and Balls
>>587572920>>587572787they suck
>>587572261I thought Jordan was d*bbing
How should you, as a trainer, react if your trainee gives you chocolate on Valentine's Day, but says it is NOT obligation chocolate?
>>587573234oh
>>587573340Mating press
>>587573340Just like the career event, take it.
>>587573340fold under 0 pressure
>wonder why uma is so dead today>see there is a v threadNaruhodo
>>587573012This CM definitely will be easier than /uma/ rooms, that's for sure. I literally won 9 out 10 public rooms before hosting here just to be the worst contender. If you win /uma/ rooms you're fine
>>587573498rooms here are weaker than public thougheverbeit
>>587572806https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12524554
>>587573340>oh, it must be some kind of cultural uma tradition where it's rude to call it obligatory. best to not focus too much on that facthaha, thank you for the chocolate, I'll be sure to eat it with utmost gratitude!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12523192
I'm feeling a bit confused about parent looping whatnot. I've already gotten my 9*mile and 9*dirt GGPs. What should my next goal be?
>>587573340I think you should eat your vegetables
>>587573537Haha I wish
>>587573234evil horse
>>587573781Rhein Kraft is not this big
>>587573498>>587573537In my experience they're fairly even, except that you can get stuck with one guy over and over in /uma/ rooms.
>>587573781Rhein Kraft is not this small.
>>587573889t.chud of Mejiro, Bright
groggy...
I will not have sex with Umas. Humans should stick with humans.I will not have sex with my trainees. It is inappropriate.They are teenagers. I am not a pedophile.You are all disgusting freaks and should be in jail.
>>587574293now that's a good horse
>>587574442
Did Symboli Kris S cure your racism?
>>587574587That's a man
>>587574418Aoi doesn't deserve Happy Meek. Cygames should make Happy Meek a playable uma so we can save her from Aoi's incompetence
>>587574338goodnight groggy
>>587574706>he lost to Ultra Instinct Meek
>>587574442Ms Kashimoto....
>>587574442They hated him because he spoke the truth
I'm going to rape you, anon
>>587574442TRVTHNVKE
>>587574442They're literally called horse daughters. I will treat them as such.
>>587574683Wrong
>>587575164
We fucked.
>>587575343that Digitan looks extra erotic...
>>587575343>crone
Buena was made to be rejected.
>>587575343"Uhh Miss Hello, I don't think wearing student's signature racewears is acceptable for an educational place like Tracen"
I'm getting skill issued training for this CM
We fucked
Have sex with umas.
>>587575343
>>587575701Not today Satan
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU>https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU>https://jiggie.fun/IqAbRUhttps://jiggie.fun/IqAbRU
>>587575487As a fellow trainer, I must say I applaud that Buena Vista's trainer did the right thing. No matter the feelings, we trainers a first and foremost professionals. To involve ourselves in illicit relationships with our assigned umamusume is plain stupidity.
>>587575643How it's a mile
>>587575631That's Digitan's casual outfit nor her silks.
>>587575701Fellas, is it gay to have sex with ningen women in uma universe?
>>587575730I poured them down the drain. You have a drinking problem
>>587575846>pic rel>"""""""ningen"""""""""
>>587575701>t.Azuma
>>587575968good thing im not a Nishinonce
there is a dog outside just going bark bark bark woof woof woof he has been doing it for 30 minutes now what are you barking you cunt stop bark bark woof woof no one cares dude shut up
>>587576031>Stegofags shilling their yaoi porn
>>587576075Dog?
>Rickey with 2 debuffers 92% wr>Rickey + Falco and a debuffer 86% wrCan't believe I wasted my time training a second ace
>>587576139I think you should praise this dog.
>>587576190I wonder who is behind that post...
>>587576139
>>587576269she would never...
>>587576386She was front and center in that praise me song.
>>587576428at least she didn't write the lyrics of that shameless song...
>>587575779My RNG wont cooperate
>>587575846>tazuna>ningen
one of the posters I liked hasn't posted in over 2 weeks
I see the umas are once again trying to claim one of our beautiful ningens
cumming on spe-chan's hair
>>587576792Whatever do you mean?
>>587576941unc...
>>587576736Was it lemon?
>TIL the 2 best late cards for a long time are on a double banner with 100 free pullsSo thats why late suddenly becomes the strongest style? Anyone can have a full SSR late deck with 45k carats and a couple generalist cards like Pasa SSR and Ramonu?
>>587577071No I made it upI miss Lemon now that you mentioned him but he probably just hates Dirt slop
>>587576962Look at all those ningens
>>587577141>not mentioning the free 80 rolls on wit bourbon>in 2 years shakur stam and daiwa wit double banner with free rolls as wellfronts need insane effort but will always be a F2P style
i miss when /uma/ was faster
>>587577370All the germans have left the game...
>>587577370Comfy is better
rate the orenji band and the american wine aunt
>>587577382I'm still here but I'm too busy mourning the loss of japan post for shipping uma merch to germany
>>58757755810/10 a mastahpiece
I miss when you guys weren't total fags.Wait...
>>587577141>double banner with 100 free pullsdura/dia doesn't have free pullsSiL speed is a single banner and doesn't have free pullswhat are you talking about?
>>587577558how does playing the devils rock n roll help her tell fortunes
>>587577653we weren't when global wasn't a thingbut, "we" isn't even here anymore, so I guess you have a point
>>587577558They are based and Pearl got a sexo singing voice
>>587577727/uma/jp was certainly way different than global, I feel like an alien visiting it before global was out.
I'm here for you, nonny
I miss when /umaJP/ was just /uma/. Now it's a dead general.Global was a mistake.
>>587577656>the late player cries as he hits you
Me and my lobbies joiners
>>587577747She's Shibuya Rin after all. If only her design isnt such a turn off
>>587578124Stop being a homosexual.
>>587578124Seeking the Homo...
>>587567419OOC
>>587578171>>587578240It's mainly her lips. Make her black and you get a stereotype
>>587577370I wonder how many people have dropped the game
>>587576151why tho
>>587578252Nigga you gay.
>>587578252
Dream cafe
>>587578124>Seeking the Sex >turn off
>>587578261So many people have come and left /uma/ yet our A-S clubs are 30/30. The Theseus ship will keep on sailing buddy regardless of how we feel buddy
the strongest title
>>587577382W-What happened to Germany
>>587578339>>587578447SHE UUUGLY >>587578352
Opera is so fucking ugly.
>>587578261I doesnt matter, because i'm joined
>>587578095dura is a late card? isn't she for ends?
>>587578556Rise of muh fascists
>>587578594eslGOD...
I had no idea that this card was an agemasen. I got it this time but I wish I would stop getting surprised by them.
>>587578750>two typos>esl bwo...
i fucked this wine auntie, and it was the most euphoric orgasm i have had in years
>>587578261Someone could probably get the data of how many /uma/ players (from uma clubs) have stopped playing from chronogenesis or uma moe
She looks like she's kinda desperate for a husband
>>587579073>smart
>>587579073Flash is so sex.
>>587579073I was expecting Falcon to be sitting with a pole up her ass and for it to be completely covered in lube as she got off it, downvoted
>>587579073Falco...
>>587578572Rice would say this
I sit like that
rape
>>587579073Falco so cute.. bros...
i took my trainee out on an outing as a surprise to take off her hard work from training but she surprised me by telling me that i smell and we should just go home early
>>587579385shichitore...
>>587579385Fuji KiSEXki tore...
>>587579073fatco would never do this
I told my trainee we are in a strict professional relationship and she agreed.
>>587579484shes not fat
when torechurrito stank good
>>587579505Verxina tore...
>>587579505bro DONT go to your office. Just. Dont.
>>587579505>he is afraid of going deeper with her trainee
>>587579385I took my anon out to Uma Live to take him off his dramaposting, but he said I smell and we should head to hotel early
>>587579595about that
I told my trainee that I love her and she said that she loves me too!
>>587579761Dober would never say this
>>587579665Mine would be enough
>>587579798Yes she would, eventually!
Stop being weird
Post a cute Dober
Ummm... No Umas would actually be in to any of you. We are famous celebrities, top athletes, gorgeous, and practically wanted by everyone. Why would we choose to be with someone like you?Can you guys please stop fantasizing such sick things? Maybe you should try dating people in the same league as you, like the the 30 year old m 200 lb, single mother.
My Gimlet waifu is so cute
>>587580005thats a tautology, Dober is always cute
>>587580050Shut up chud
>>587580050YWNBAU
>>587580116uoooooohhhh Tachwife
Have this Brian, fella
>>587580050Simple: I’m 2 meters tall unlike (you)
>>587580245BEAST MODE
>>587580050oooohhh suck my dick get pregant and cum bitch
>>587580050I don't engage in bestiality. Proud ningen lover
I could pull 80% of all umas in the cast, the other 20% are just lesbian and I respect their orientation
If this is my stats at the end of Classic, should I just bring stronger cards and not just anything specifically for skills? I had no idea that Sweep Spd would be this bad.
>>587580492Must be nice, I keep getting dupes
>>587580050>Why would we choose to be with someone like you?Im actually your trainer and women and umas fall for this shit everyday
>>587580050Dober shares the same opinion, but she's always sneaking looks at me
>>587580503Unironically stats don't matter in Grand Glue, only tokens and songs. Cause good tokens and songs= high stats anyway
>>587580503She has zero speed growth. You need to use three speed cards or get ridiculously lucky with rainbows every turn.
>>587580557Dobers tits aren't that big
>>587580503uhhh your welfare cards?
>>587580245Banchou lust....
>>587580557Divers tits aren’t that small
>>587580764no one says this
If 7 I have a relationship with my trainee. If anything else I go out with Aoi.
>>587580503A lot of the time a MLB SR is better than a low LB SSR. You can focus on one or two core skills but should aim to have the rest of your cards be fully upgraded.
>>587580503a good glue indicator i use is to check your stats at end of classic and add them all up, you should go for 2800-3000 total stats with good decks (usually 1000 speed, 300 stam and guts, 600 pow and wit), but since your deck is weaker you should aim for 2500 or soif you arent near that it will take a miracle to recover in senior year, even more so for umas with lots of racesborrow light hello and pray for lots of tokens from training so you can buy the good songs, its your best bet to compensate for having a newcutie deck
relationship is gayjust rape your trainee
>>587580824dumb phoneposter
Dober's tits are just right
>>587580842Why would so called """fans""" slander Brian like this?
>>587581038meat uma
>>587581152Perverted old man
>>587581038>huge tits>insufferable personality Name a worst combo
>>587581243Small tits, insufferable personality
>>587581243this post and this poster
>>587581243some of the anons here
Is Ryan's unique inherit a must for Ends or can I get by just with CKing's?
>>587581385As always, it depends on the track
>New uma filter released two weeks agohttps://umakaite.github.io/UmaFilter/
>>587581465For this CM of course.
>>587580492Tranny
>>587581236She's an innocent young maiden.
>>587581326Name an uma with that combination
What are the inherits for the next cm, frontbros? I finished my dirt loops and aces quite early this time
>>587575487>Buena was made to be rejected.
>>587581885Sweep
Buena is for happy endings
>>587581949Nothing a lil bit of braingrow and 5mg of fent wont fix
plap umamusume
>>587581885total maya death
>>587582592No one actually thinks this
>>587581885you just posted her
The problem about Star Blossom is there is no scene, where all the umas put their rivalry aside and gang up on Brian in bed
Uma with big tits and a good personality
>>587582126Hey
>>587581885SiL
>>587582690starblo is an umatore manga, actually
>>587582837Good thing I have erectile dysfunction
>>587582801Need a busty autistic wife like Bourbon or Kris
>>587582858
>>587580840I do actually. Quite frequently too
bancho fuck
>>587582884
Is clanking debuffers optimal now, or is doing manual unity still better?Doing manual runs gives you way more wit but clanking gives you more hints
>>587582884busty more like bushy
>>587583109a manual run means gold city actually finishes her fucking chain
>>587583171gold city never finishes fucking she fucks endlessly
>>587583109i do it on GL
>>587583064Cute and sexy robot
morning coffee
i woke up making it a terrible day
>>587582907you heard me
>>587583064She didn't need to have saggy tits
>>587583271Clanking? Doing manual debuffer runs on GL seems like hell considering how little hints you get, unity bubbles give you 3x more
>>587583352mornings
>>587583408wait I was mostly shitposting when I said Laurel looks like a lesbian
Should I just reuse my debuffer that doesnt have hesitant ends but has C dirt
>>587583064Bourbon is not this sexy
Clanking debuffers is next-level lazy bumI loop red skills for soulful homegrown debuffers
>>5875833974 and i sentence you to forever sleep
>>587583352Good morning
She looks like she is in pain
Make sure your debuffers are grass-fed and free-range
>>587583454tbf, starblo is mostly a cgdct manga, so there is barely any male presence here, aside from Tsubaki's father and some trainers of rival umasin-game, you can choose to be a male torena and still have umatore moments, since those are set in stone
I'm so incredibly bored of this game.If I didn't know better I'd quit right now but I know it gets better in a bit (LOL)Guess it's clanking until GM for me.
>>587583563But I dont have grass parents...
>>587582690>>587583408You are trans.
>>587583429Manual, I should give unity a try though I just defaulted to GL since I can't see the hint bubbles with blues/whites on aoharu
One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587583623I always get bored near the end of the scenario. It's normal
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/h8xtAS>https://jiggie.fun/h8xtAShttps://jiggie.fun/h8xtAS>https://jiggie.fun/h8xtAShttps://jiggie.fun/h8xtAS
jiggie deez nutz
>>587584073See, perverted old man
Still only a single ace trained award
>a bunch of dirters have grouped up races at the ass end of senior yearTraining them is a pain in the ass based on how GL works with the stupid TE songs.
>>58758437250TE and buy only 3 songs fixes that.
>>587584372Blame japs for forcing the average dirter horse to compete until they are 7 and run +50 races, cygames is just adapting them properly
Bourbon love
>>587584529but ebayan is only 4 and they are retiring him already
>>587584792He's spiritually a burger. His gen rivals in the daabi are all burgers.
Will your trainee sit on your face if you ask her? Or will she ask you if she can do it? Or she will force it onto you?Post the uma and her reaction
>>587584937then, is the uma going to be "longing for an unseen rival" while racing in japan because she can't circumvent the game mechanics to run in america?
Matikane
>>587584792How strong will they make Forever Young?
>>587584792Only because he races internationally and is owned by john cygames, swap the international g1 wins for domestic jap g1's and he would be running for 2 more years
>barely see any lates winning>it's 80% front Rickeys, 10% pace Rickeys and 10% endslopMaybe I should just remake my debuffers to fit in frenzied pace/ends and ignore lates
>>587585043They'll make her the Falco of dirt races.
Derbury Ckerp
>>587585064you can't stam debuff ends stick to hesitant ends
>>587585178I already have hesistant everything as a baseline
>>587585043Probably Almond Eye level but for dirt, just a better Rickey
>>587585064>frenzied pace/endsDon't do this, it's literally useless
>>587585178that's why you get dazzling disorientation
>wit+Fuck
>>587583476Yeah? So what's this
>>587584929My wife
Intense gaze could work and hit backliners. It'll miss pace and fronts tho.
>>587585026she's just going to be the second last uma to ever be adaptedthe last being tact, of course
Hates all insects except ladybugs.
If you aren't in complete denial, you can't argue the clear intent of cygames and it's writing staff working overtime to alienate straight male players. Each event and career is gayer than the last. The final nail to the coffin is how on jp they added to the lore that uma don't need men to procreate. Adding something that convoluted serves only as a means to make men completely obsolete in umaverse.
stallion yaoi
[-]
>>587585624I love the game and the characters. That is why it hits extra hard when the writers insist that most of the cast should end up as childless lesbian wine aunts.
Ryanbwos...Taikibwos...
>>587584792all the traveling has killed his racing motivation so that is why he is retiring
>>587585594
Nice.
According to Cygames men are inferior lifeforms that can only feel lust instead of love and express it through rape. Only two women can truly love and respect each other. That is why no uma will ever express heterosexuality while all of them express lesbianism.
>chiyotranny[-]
>>587585785Too cute
>>587585814Shouldnt have taken the brat with you
>>587585859>>587585785Destructive smile
>>587565345Fat.
>>587585814Sweep Tosho is an INSECT and Air Groove HATES her.
>5pm SEAtime>trannyposting beginsi'm nyoticing a pattern here
>>587585956but that's a cute wonder
>>587585692Where is Hishi
>>587585846>>587585624You do a great labor for /uma/
>>587586027hishi is not male
>schizobabblewhat was that? i'm sorry, can't hear you over the sounds of my trainee's feral moans while she's wringing my cock dry. try posting it again later
>>587585919Destructive body
>>587586027at home in the kitchen
>>587586073Leotard erotic
>>587586005Well yeah I don't know how she got hit by the collateral sadness
>>587586069>not the milk versiongay
>>587586069Dober, your underwear is soiled
what the fuck is wrong with her?
>>587586329mare
why is shichi like this?
What the fuck did Helios do to get so many hate fanarts lately?
>>587585624>>587585846Hello tranny.
>>587586482mare
>>587586156Yeah...
Symboli Kris wife
>>587586486Helios suffering is funny
>>587586486Localizers + her being superdyke and not for (you).
>>587583429Wouldn't GL be better because of event chains?
>>587586550Bourbutt on my face
I forgot
Sex with robouma
>>587585746You have a weak cock.
>>587586741why would you sex the robouma when there's a perfectly good nugget right next to it
>>587586632>tranny headcanon
>>587586068Her schlong says something different
>>587586486>>587586632not just that. even yurifags are pulling their hairs at her for chasing after wooby when palmer is literally right there for the taking
i need some fat german tits to smother me right about now
>>587586658Most debuffs in a debuffer deck come from hints or the uma's kit, not from events (other than shichi speed of course)Maybe theres gigabuhi debuffer cards that have them in events, but not mine
>>587586486I like seeing that bitch suffer
>>587586692It would smell really bad, especially after training!!!
>>587586830that's mirako, not amazon
You and Me! One-on-one! In the bed
>>587586849Nobody cares what trannies think
hitchi miracle
I have been farming parents for the cm trying to get something 6~8* that is useful but to no avail.Bros... I think I will just sleep this cm out
Ogurifags can't even run Oguri on dirt, shocker
remember when we didn't have dirt umas, we just had turf umas you could stomach mutatingbetter days
Why doesn't Goku just wish for infinite senzu beans?
Soon...
>>587587798urara?
>>587586156MAMBO
>>587587798??? i was running purely urara, pasa, digitan back then
>>587587798my entire CM team is heavily mutated, no wonder this CM burned me out
>>587580050um actually symboli sillius deliberately goes out of her way to find the scrawniest man in the entire academy (me) so ur wrong
>>587587938>>587587979>uraramutated nothing uma>pasamutated turf uma
>>587588023dirt b was enough back then, gwo
If you're using less than 7 dirt sparks to change an aptitude you're not mutating.
>>587588156there aren't any cirt C umas, gwochacholy
she gluck glucks my schwein daily
thinking about mejiros
>>587588260sexkillsexsexKILL. KILL. KILL. ULTRAKILL.sex
>>587588319dober wouldn't want you thinking of her that way...
>>587588319Not allowed.
>>587588319you're on thin ice buddy
ugh...
>>587588405in what way
So what did we learn?
>>587588523Windy has a cute butt.
i learned that chuds are sexy
>>587588523the racing carnival ends in 11 hours
>>587588626evil horse I hate you
>>587588523I need a bf
>>587588626good horse I love you
>>587588523if musus were fusus we'd all have a fry
>>587588667Post tail
>>587588667umanko or gtfo
>>587588731I'm a ningen woman that's the issue
>>587585394TAZUNAAAAAA
>>587588713
>>587588710This bitch is smelly.
>>587588768RIP
>>587588768can't win em all
>>587588523That i will never gonna be ready for this CM
>>587588486THAT wei....
>>587588768LONDON
One thing I like about Umamusume is that Cygames don't feel the need to make every umas look like top modelsIt's rare to see girls as ugly as Agnes DIgital in a gacha game
>>587588768what a shame
>>587588768post ningentits, or ningenmanko
>>587588523From what i understand dirt CM is the worst CMs outhere t.newcutie
>>587588902I'm eligible for that award
>>587588768i thought stronk womyn don't need men nowadays
>>587588940oh boy you will love next CMyou will graduate from your newcutie status as soon as you get ramonu wit too
Family is important.
>>587589053I already graduated (i got plat), but i like add weight to my words my account is 3-4 months old>next CMWhat is it? And why it's bad?
Helios...
>>587588902she's a cute goblin thoughbeit
>thinking of who else to mutate for this CM since lacking on dirters>only realized I can use Digitan after endless autos of her for a dirt sparkI may be stupid
>>587589104It's a Xoguri track. Medium flavoured. Meta cancer to the max.I said it in the way that you will be able to play graded league now.
>>587588902it's just her hairdo that's arguably ugly though, she has the same sort of nice body and generic anime girl face as every other character
>>587588768Best I can do is 3 pumps before I cum and I want a picture of your mob uma trainee I can look at while we fuck
>>587589195>It's a Xoguri trackbarely
>>587589195I have XOG, so im fine And i playing graded leagues from the start
>>587588940Certain combination of distance and dirt are truly despairing, also no uma variety
ningenpyoi all day and night
>>587589243uma2 works so it kinda is? she won't be as strong as always though since kitawhite exists now
Kiss your little sister
>>587589382I'm in L*ndon so I legally cannot
>>587589195Kitasan Blanco track, also front Heavy
>>587589382Just kiss?
>Ramonu 12 free pulls gonna creep into the CM22 registration/start datesHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>587589382yes
>>587589473is jus game. why you heff to be mad?
>>587589473What?
>>587588319Reminder that umas are paipan.
>>587564740ikute dicute
Umas for this feel?
>>587588902>digitan>uglyin what fucking universe?
>>587589420>he's not brown
sorry meeku but you'll have to train on your own today
>>587589515this reminded of that Rice Shower AI voiceover, god I hate Rice
https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3
Orenjis!
>>587583429How do I hunt hints on unity? I'm losing my mind Marvelous Sunday wouldn't give me hesitant Front and Pace
>>587589609Rulership
>>587589767on manual runs, you pop their bubbles consistently, or press the buildup bubbles a lot
>>587589767bloodhound, shotgun
>>587589767bubbles have hints too
>>587589767just click unity training
Did you know umamusume? Mr CB's dream is to marry her female trainer just like her uma mother married her own female trainer
>>587589731>had a habit of constantly autoarranging messy pieces every 2 minutes>someone in the room called me out>felt so bad I stopped jigging
>>587589685
>>587589659Someone's out there...
>>587589885cheer up
>>587589941ew a ch*stn*t
>>587589939that's digitan let her watch
>>587589976Why would Digitan want 2 humans mating...
>>587590007she's a deviant
>>587590007because she's a sick pervert
Is it enough stam or do I buy a recovery?
>>587589883You are a tranny.
>>587584792>only 4retardHe was born on the day the game came out in Japan24 of February, 2021He is 5
>>587589834>>587589841>>587589850>>587589854thanks anons, unity hasn't even started and marvelous sunday already gave me the first hesitant
>>587590071if you have a stam draining skill like racing spirit stam then you should buy one to be safe
>>587590139Thanks, I ended up buying watchful eye
QEII Cup field
>>587590438mares TToTT
>>587589747Worst color
>>587590418The carnival bonus strat, huh.
>>587590438cam on juryoku pierrot
>>587589146Don't worry Helios, you can watch
>>587565383cygames agrees, actually
>>587590503yurr
>>587589885I saw that happen to somebody once. It might even have been you. It's okay though, you can still jigg, just be gentle with the pieces
can't wait to roll
>>587590620Almond Milk...
>highroll stats, don't get mile S>get mile S, events don't finish >events finish, mile S, dirt S, everyone camps on guts, historical UG1 lowroll>double rainbows on every G1 date and nobody showing up in January/early March>mood down right after a Hello date in JuneI'm tired bossOgurin just fucking hates me I can't get a decent run out of her
>>587588902ugly? Digitan?
I HATE HELIOS
>>587590952
>>587588260S E XS E X
Like a deflated balloon
>>587591082No you don't
>>587589970Calm down, spechud.
>>587589058
>>587589970you shouldn't say that
Remember to kick any flatliners in your club soon so they miss out on the monthly club gibs
>>587588768are you fat?
>>587591529Mambwo...
>>587591341fans>We want more menishuki voices!seiyuu>We want to sing menishuki too!Cygames>nah
lmao
>>587591727Throw of a lifetime
>>587591727bro wanted to be framed
Machan's fat ass on face
>>587592072That's illegal
Tachyon on my backyon
SHITBOX LET ME UPLOAD
>>587592191Only in the Bongistan!
i really hate facility levels as a mechanic
What is going to happen if>i join club on 1st of the month>i make 100 mil fans>danchud kicks me on 14th of monthsWill danchud will lose my earning?
>>587592545Yeppers
>>587583682You lost
>>587592403Arknights bro...
>>587592636Is it still annoying? I think I played the original gacha tower defense for like a year or two
>>587592607Ok thanks, just asking, i wont leave on 14th with 200 mills or something
>>587592757Yeah you should leave on the 29th instead
Daiichi Ruby should rape me until I pass out and keep raping me so hard I wake back up
>>587592545Same applies if you quit, are you planning on quitting? Because I doubt there is a danchou here based enough to kick a 100M+ earner.
>>587592753Idk bro, you just do it once and forget about it forever. never had troubles with it
>>587592896Calm yourself Helios
https://x.com/rei200611/status/2120843438191259954?a=cJAzLyb0AQ4kn4FC9lA
>>587592929Nah bro, i'm just checking how its work, i will never leave my club mambo
>>587593019You are trans.
>>587593148Mambwo...
Space
HOLY
>>587593148sundayman is such a cutie
>>587592929I would have sex with Taiki Shuttle, but I would never train her.
>>587593334I wouldn't pump and dump a clingy menhera that has a gun.
>>587593148mambro...
>>587593334this but i would train her too because she's a good runner and trainee
>>587593334
>>587593334>taiki>menheranow you're just making stuff up
>>587593890See >>587593854She had a crashout because she was alone for 5 minutes.
>>587593890meant for >>587593486
>>587593854Doto's here for you lil Taiki
I miss when my danchou wasn't a retard
>>587594014mambwo...?
>>587594014I don’t think that was ever the case.
>>587594014what did he do
>>587594014but danchou was always a retard
>>587594014Mambwo...
>>587593945why would you do that?????
>>587594014The core law of /uma/ is for danchou to be retarded and for everyone to bitch about it but do nothing
>>587589616My trainee looks like a soaked lost puppy
>>587593269japan about to enter a new era of humiliation
My danchou is the smartest since he doesn't even take part in the Danchud Cup
>>587594282retard
is this ethical?
>>587594450I'm not a yurifag but isn't Helios crushing on Daiichi Ruby half the time? I don't have her and I haven't played her career but I would've assumed she'd be sad that Torepi got to Ruby first instead of Torepi kissing another umamusume aside from her.
>>587594014You'd have to be retarded to be a danchou on an anime horse racing game for four-chan dot org.
>>587594650Most people making comics don't follow the source material. Most Trainer x Uma content is fanfiction, even though some stories are aimed into that. It gets fixed in the future when it's very clear the umas and the trainer end up dating though.
What happens to Grand Masters for short distance CMs?It's still better to use it?
>>587593334Taiki doesn't even know what sex is.
>>587594936The SP diff forces you to it, yeah.
>>587594936We asked this exact same question before GL's release
>>587594650Crushing is not the right word really. They're very clear about omnipandering though.
>>587594936More SP is more important than a mere 50spdRemember every spd after 1200 is halved
>>587595093This is rape
rape is funny
The time has come and so have I
>>587564740So does this game have any of that gay ass dyke/yuri shit pandering? There has to be ONE reason or another I saw people on the internet calling you guys "umacucks".Or maybe there is 0 reason and they were just horseshitting (get it?). Either way, (You) tell me.
>>587566985>>587566808>>587566637Do real noodle shops really just dump the excess noodle water on the floor like that? Noodles probably have no fat (I assume they just boil them in water), but over time starch is gonna collect and the floor will start looking like real shit.
>>587595439I'll laugh last cause you came to die
>>587588304Why does Xina get constantly mogged by the gorilla...
>>587595668There is a drain on the floor
>>587595669The damage done, the pain subsides,And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye
>>587594797Yep, cock eventually wins.
fuckmainichi fuckuma uma fuckfuckfuckuma fuck
>>587595539There's some. Previous scenario (= "a season" lasting about 3-4 months) had tons of random skits with random horses when you did a career (=standard game play loop), of which suspiciously many were yuri-baiting. Horses dancing together and such. Apparently when it was on in Japan (like 3-4 years ago), there was some complaints and they toned the yuri-abiting down in later writing. Lot of the later umas are blatantly head over heals for (you). Not to say the earliest horses aren't too, but I estimate the ratio of for(you)/indifferent horses went up as time went on.
>>587595539the "internet people" cannot comprehend simple friendship between people, because they do not have friends irl
>>587595539they tried that once but cannot go all in without making the horse owners madhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP_8qhEQt0U
another day, another 5/5 borrows = zero parents
>>587596254Good, fuck trannies.
why are you retards suddenly taking the baitgo back to sleep
Dober is a lewd bitch and I'm tired of saying otherwise.
>>587595539Japanese version has events where you, a 30 year old man, is going out with your teenaged horse daughterwife and random people think you're dating, which western dykes have localized out of existence, so yeah the global version is more cucked than the japanese one.>I saw people on the internettwitter users don't play the game who the fuck gives a shit
>>587596096Wise decision really, having sex with your trainee after she wins the race is what people keep coming back for.
>>587596360i'm hungry
every uma is for me
>>587596603Can I have Kris or is she for you as well
>>587596650except for this one I don't care about her
So that's how it works
Golly gee!
>>587596396Westerners are irrelevant.
We're the troglodytes of /uma/ tonightTraining our horse girls under neon lightAI music blasting, carats running dryStill clicking that banner, still asking whyGwo-gwo-gwo, another day, another runGrand Live scenario, we never doneTroglodyte Training Arc, we live for the painSee you next thread when the rate-up's the same
>>587596743hmm she is but I'm generous so you can have her
>>587596752Tricking country girls into sex
>>587596862CLANKER
>>587596873you're not making this a thing, laisu cringe poster
>>587596931You are about 17 times less valuable than an average Nip player. Sit down.
>>587596917I bet she'd react like this
>>587596862IT COULDVE BEEN MORE
i will be baking
>>587593269Teao the longest shot, real gamblers should trust me and put their moñey on him
>>587596972What would sitting down accomplish when I'd still remain taller than them?
>>587596905Thanks
>>587596360If a very obvious shitpost or bait was suddenly getting a bunch of replies after a while, I'm just going to assume 90% of them were shitposter samefagging and 10% were some clueless retard that got caught
>>587596873Good post
white bread>>587597165>>587597165>>587597165
>>587596947I like the song is all
>>587595539There's 1 gay event a year being ballroom, they release the least popular alts of the year and some mega dyke pandering for those characters. Other events are fairly innocuous SoL, sometimes there's some gay moments but nothing to write home about.The rest of the game is heavy (You) pandering especially with the latest umas in jp that almost look like they're trying to up each other with how thirsty for cock they are. There are also yearly wedding and swimsuit events which obviously tend to be the most popular alts.
>>587596650Jani love!
