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Pluey has died.
carol razing down an entire forest for her ai datacenters… light and noise pollution from the holiday house decorations…
Pluey has come to.
when can i expect my face to be turned into a cool robot one
>>587571680all for the glory of our Queen
>>587571680fahaha i like this. more posts like this one please!
>>587571680AI will run Toby out of a job, and that's a good thing.
sneakily cumming onto pluey's back while he's napping
>>587571789very good post. you've been promoted
i have drawn ralsei ocyou are welcome
>>587571680Any wonderbread involved?
>>587571336...what's so disgusting about that?
pluey sneakily cumming onto your back while you're napping
>>587571847A Boy If There Ever Were
>>587571886so i was the pluey... all along
>>587570245If I were a moid and didn't have a weird accent I would make a video about this true crime style telling the story
>>587571886arousing post
I don’t wish I could draw, I wish I just knew how to catalog so many variants of shit you know what I mean, how do I draw a fookin’ couch when there’s thousands of types of them
Aqua sex
>>587571967>didn't have a weird accendid you by chance make the 4CHAN MAN vocaroo cover? if so I still think about that all the time. it was awesome
>>587571521>>587452110requesting nazi catty giving a clothed titfuck with a cumshot through her uniformhttps://files.catbox.moe/9w7e5s.png
>>587571829Why does she look so evil here... scared.. frighten...
>>587571987pluey humping and cumming on your blanket
>>587571680I remember the image too yeah.
>>587572049That wasn't me
>>587572006fahaha there's nothing wrong with drawing the generic symbol of a couch said copium-huffing in-denial noelleyou can always google 'types of ___' (couches or whatever). if there's a better way to find out stuff like that then i'm not privy to it
requesting normal non evil catty kissing me on the face 100 times and leaving a bunch of lipstick marks
Mewmew's melanotic and warty butthole~
requesting a morally grey catty pseudo-raping me while i beg her to stop but then a bit into it I start to enjoy it
who's the best character and why is it spamton
>>587572237I also have this fetish.
I hope Catty gets fried alive
You tee geeI have returned to these lands to see at least 2 Queens
>>587572000
>>587572178it really says a lot about society
>>587572056why is one of your examples fucking kuromi
>>587572237>>587572314deltarune or undertale or no preference
requesting non-anthro catty with anatomically accurate feline pussy
>>587572432(2nd anon) deltarune unless you like ut catty more
>>587572432deltarune catty preffered
>>587572338Best dialogue, best fights, best music, only Darkner that gets to do anything in the weird route for some reason, etc. etc.
UT is slutty Catty DR is wife Catty
>>587571634i keep forgetting to use the anchor
>>587572571she drinks milk from an alley
>>587572069BE scared
>>587572620This should be in the gacha
>>587572350I hope to dream of his dance one day...
>>587572625wife material <3
>>587572571unironically. she even has the 50s housewife hair
i want to drink anon's cum from catti's asshole
>>587572469How much different is a feline pussy compared to a human pussy anyway?
Old fat ralsei and old fat flowery having old fat sex
>>587572056I'm not sure how much later you're going to be up tonight, but I might still try my hand. Would I be better off just hold off until tomorrow?
i want utdr custom fleshlights so I can imagine having sex with fave
>>587572937Finally a good post in these dark times
>>587573003I'll still be up tonight, you can do it tonight if you can
>>587573071orange sex toy...
>>587572937Painter...
>>587573161erotic
>>587572565its funny to think that gaster being the one who drove spamton and jevil schizo used to be almost universally accepted. now hes like the 4th most common option
I am requesting a brand new idea: kris with a large rack
this is canon btw. temmie informed me of this
>>587572416I commissioned all of those images and I saw pic related with kuromi and found it hothttps://e621.net/posts/3760979I also got it delivered on /b/ toohttps://e621.net/posts/3790829
kris tearing up ribs at a chili's getting bbq sauce everywhere
>>587573376needs rape correction
If anyone else wants to draw it too I'd be very grateful, I can share some of my other commissions too.
>>587573376I can't believe the pricing and portions at chili's now I I mean fave got the 3 protien smokehouse combo with ribs tenders and a smoked sausage and it came out on a tiny ass tray30 fucking fave dollars for that not including drinks!!!
>>587573376She's a growing enby
kris and susie lady and the tramping a piece of ny strip steak but when they get close to each other they start growling and trying to rip the meat away from each other
>>587571504>Tfw there will probably be like a dozen 7b fan versions before the actual one >No one knows what the fuck 7B will actually be like so every single one so far has been insanely different in what they do with it Meta dread building on this level is fascinating My personal suspicion is that the house between the trees in the roots prophecy will be a locale Why I think that, no idea since that could just as easily be a 7A shelter dark world locale We only can wait and see what happens
>>587574079the hidden street between streets theory is canon and true and playing 7b will unlock it for future chapters
>>587574021nature is so beautiful
Pluey fans realizing they're not in the majority and were in a bubble is funny
>>587574563is it holding your belly in laughing kind of funny
>>587574563"Queenfags" are all gooners anyways no one actually cares about her they just voted to get porn artists interested in the character again.
>>587573713Fave never got to try chili's because it was always expensive and now it's even more expensive because economy in the country went down the fucking drain man I fucking hate how whenever foreign restaurants come every single thing they sell is always double the price of what it is in the country of origin, why do they always try to market themselves as if they were really fancy fine dining restaurants with Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen when they're clearly not this is bullshitLamented the fave from the hit indie game faverune
>>587574690sorry little guy, queen has made me laugh harder than pluey... and that's not because pluey isn't funny, the mikes are hilarious, but queen's just way funnier
It'll be neat to see how autistic the infighting got over the direction of deltarune Since I feel like some of the strange bread crumbing that goes on is from infighting on creative direction But I feel like it is a very tightly led thing? Shocking lack of leaks so it isn't totally unprofessional development.
>>587571634
>>587574761Notice how it's always "she's funny" or "she's hot" but never "she's a good character".
>>587574690Even back in ch 2 people saw tasque manager as the goonerbait of the release
Do people care more for December than Gaster...?
>>587574924we already know what gaster looks like what a stupid poll
>>587574924i mean we've got an idea of what gaster looks like already from the funny mystery men, dess is an absolute unknown still
>>587574910Queenfags aren't genuine, I feel sorry for Queen
Queen is a good character so it's nice that she won the poll. :D
>>587572237Lipstick marks are a really hot fetish and more things would be better if they had them
>>587575185lipstick marks on the dick tip are especially hot. I wish nazi cattty would do that to me.
>>587575165>goonbait artYou don't mean that.
Pluey won...my heart <3
>>587574910CopeWe know you bust loads to pluey belly play You just are horny for the cat instead of the laptop lady
>>587575280Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>587572237here you go anon! it's a bit rushed so it may not be the best but i hope you still like it. hopefully someone else will draw it too>>587572314okay, due to my own proclivities it turned out looking more rape-rape than pseudo-rape, i hope you still like it anyway though anon fahahahttps://files.catbox.moe/1seqad.png
>>587575575(2nd anon) wow! thank you! this is great. i like how fluffy she looks
>>587575575this is good yes
>>587575575can you draw this please? >>587572056
>>587575623>>587575626thank you! glad you like it :D
>>587575575My first time seeing you draw Catty and of course you do her so well. Love it!
>>587574910>>587575060Look, her time's up, she was a good character in Chapter 2 but we're on Chapter 5, it's only natural discussion of her has faded. Is Lancer no longer relevant nor a good character because nobody talks about him? Of course not, some characters just get to take a little break from the narrative from time to time. It's natural... Besides, I didn't claim to be a Queenfag, I just laughed more at her antics than Pluey's, that's all!! But since you're looking for an actual answer, I do find Queen to be a really good character. She's a really good foil to a lot of characters, Berdly and Queen have some of the funniest moments in the game, and her """motherly""" treatment of Noelle when contrasted against Carol's is absolutely hilarious too. I'm a complete sucker for Punch-Out, her mansion does wonders for her characterization and the vase bit still cracks me up because of how absurdly contradictory it is... She really is a good character!! She's just from Chapter 2, alright... Besides I still like Lancer a little bit more than her but don't tell anyone
587575652Oh he just keeps going
Pluey better tho
What would Ralsei do if he was told his butt was cute?
>>587575992doesn't matter uncle ben lancer's better than both of them
>>587575575damn that 2nd one is hot af
>>587576069lancer chapter 6 death scene
>>587576015firegrave
The vote is irrelevant because Spamton mogs every other comedic character Toby has ever written
Know your place Mikefags, this is a comedy kino game.
>>587576194
>>587576194Blooky Truky
>>587575848>>587576130thank you!! :D>first time seeing you draw Cattyi did actually draw her two times before! picrel and https://files.catbox.moe/fo7acv.png (6-breasted edition). i thought i'd drawn her more times than that but i think i was confusing it with previous drawings of bratty and of catti lol
>>587576295ahh, truest of vkes...
>>587576295Who?
>>587576457very cute blueriel
>>587576457As a not entirely straight foid I must say that toriel is hot
>more jealousy shit and unfairness in chapter 6Yep, Suselle slop and Kris cuck scenes confirmed.
i want to abuse battat and suck on his nipples
>>587574960>>587574970Yes, but we don't know for sure what he looks like, and he's *bound* to look different. There is a chance he might not appear at all. I'd personally much rather want see what Gaster looks like than what Dess looks like.
>>587576349Wait you’re right I forgot about these. Well this is a lovely one to add to the collection!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP0e3MEzDbkI'm a suck knighter now
Kris cuck scenes are a moral good so I don't know why people get so upset about them
>>587574208I actually think the Shadow Crystal reward will do something that lets you view previous chapters and see new things. The glass is like a new pane of the device
>>587575165more from this artist?
>>587577464*HE'S Pregnant
>>587577464i love your pregnant krises
Reason i vote for Queen is simple: gimme the 1 minute dumb scene with a character that is actually fun rather than potentials throaway character
>>587576393Don't act like you don't know! After all, without Papyrus, we would never have Spamton.
>>587577696Thank you :^)
>>587577994I want susie pregnant
>>587572056Sorry anon. More tired than I thought. I’ll try to get something decent done for you this week / weekend
>>587574910bait used to be believable
>>587578064Also didn't have the space to include this but I still find this one very very interesting
>>587578064this is why the spamton rape comic made them fuck
>The vote is now closed. Queen won by a lot.>Still, pretty impressive considering Queen has a whole chapter to herself and Pluey was an independently funded candidate with no corporate backing whatsoeverYou can tell who Toby really loves by how he wrote this.
>>587578967If toby likes Pluey more than Queen deltarune as a whole will be bad
Ralsei listening to "Lola" by The Kinks and getting really fascinated by the whole premise of the song
>>587573071I need one of the big fuckabel ass sex toys but it's alphys or toriel
>>587579191>fuckabelwicabel full body hand-sized fleshlight...
fun fact: no one can stop you from lying. you could make a post a says "fave is about to get married" and get 1000 (you)s and no one could tell you are lying
whew it sure took some effort but the key jingling worked, the fandom is happy to wait again after a simple poll
o_o oooo oo_o o
>>587579041Queen is fine, she's a funny character but she's no Pluey y'know
I AM SO EXCITED AAAAA
>>587578164alright anon
>>587572898the area immediately around it is furless, no labia, kinda makes a v shapemostly it's just really small
>>587579812>* Eeeeeeee, Queen's going to give me a Princess Potion! I'm going to feel more like a real girl!
>>587580396"more like," but never "like"deep down he will always know what he really is
>>587580396>>587580564It doesn't matter, PiC related
Everyone knows Aqua is meant to be Kris, but barely anyone realizes Seth is obviously based on Berdly and Kris’s traits.Aqua and Seth are the results of any Kris and Berdly adventures Asgore didn’t thought much about.Berdly acts as a Knight to protect Noelle like she’s a princess. And the only one to wear the princess gloves is Kris.The cactus in the Holiday house is named Krismas and Berdly renamed it to TsunTsun. The only ship you vote for to make Kris too furious to write it down is Berdly and Susie. And Kris is actually fun pairing the Dino with Noelle. But Berdly is the line that breaks it. Neolle has a similar reaction.It’s because Kris and Noelle both saw Berdly’s genuine interest in Susie. Kris is a tsundere for Berdly.
>>587576987I voted for gaster, it seems obvious we will see dess>>587574960Not exactly
>>587580735The kind of shit people write so they don't have to acknowledge that Susie, Kris, and the Holidays are the only relevant lighteners.
>>587574960I am a mystery man = forgotten man and Gaster = Gaster blaster believer
>>587581203Catti broke you
>>587579756Thankfully Queen isn't like Pluey, considering how Pluetarded he is. #Pluey4Jail.
>>587581203Berdly is legitimately the the gate that keeps everything stable. The moment he vanishes from his roles. The library with its lore is inaccessible. And by getting Berdly out of the picture Noelle inevitably becomes a villain. Berdly isn’t stupid for trying to protect Noelle. He knew she could be manipulated very easily. And it’s because of this trait Kris is secured under him.
>>587580735>>587581554Berdlyfags are so cringe man. As pathetic as Cattifags who think chapter 6 will be her chapter.
What if the blue soul mode gimmick is wave dashing.
what does "aqua is supposed to be kris" mean
>>587581826You are the Cattifag
>>587582020Theand way Blue and Yellow are Toriel and Asgore
>>587582151what way is that
>>587582173the way people force an interpretation of them that doesn't really work in an attempt to make them more interesting, in the absence of them having anything actually interesting or funny or likable about them
>>587582151But yellow is papyrus???
>>587582173Like how Queen represents the mothers of Kris, Noelle, and Berdly
>>587582303Dude. Flowery is purposely cosplaying himself after Rudy to the point he calls himself Asgore’s college roommate.
>>587582303>They don't actually think that they're just trying to get me
>>587582310Pal is not gay
>>587582501But pal is retard
Touching my pubes rn
>>587582620why are foids like this
>>587571634gacha of that unused paintbrush darknername: Paintbrushdescription: Hu hu hue! Try getting THIS stain out!
>>587582669*touches your asshair*
I'm so glad these annoying fucks got sidelined, I think I would have legitimately dropped the game if they got as much focus as the Mikes.
>>587583018*Grips your fingers with my prehensile ass hair* Answer me. Why. Are. Foids. Like. This?
>>587583052nelnal wants to be apart of the team so bad but their shoehorned in shit will always stick out like a sore thumb
>>587583052Extreme Sweet Cap'n Cakes hate is performative
Nurse Ralsei giving you a prostate exam (that's not what your appointment was for (they're not even qualified!))
>>587583151*eyes widen in horror* I-I uh-uh you’re not like this too? Y-you don’t also touch your dick and balls while scrolling past retarded conversations on 4chan? I don’t think we are so different, you and I
>>587583316We could rule this city, Spider-man! Or we could fuck to the death! You decide. *Swings away using my prehensile asshairs like grapple hooks*
>>587583210You dare say this when they are an unavoidable, drawn out interaction?
>turned 30 today>deltarune still not finishedplease post your finest jesters
>>587584146
>>587584146haha welcome to the 30's club bruddah
>>587579343Fave is about to do a festive jig of sorts.
>>587584146Happy birthday anon!
>>587584701>flwoer man
In the Asgore and Toriel roleswap AU instead of Flowery there is Floury the Flour Man
>>587572056someone draw this please
>>587584791TWO CUPS AND HALFTHE FLOUR MAN
>>587584904Is this the strat? Ask people on 4chan to draw something until someone does it? Commissioning must be something of the previous week.
>>587584146Happy Birthday. I didn't know there exist Deltarune fans above the age of 25.
>>587572056>>587584904Looks easy enough, I can take care of it. It'll take a few days to get worked out though so hang tight and check nightly threads.
I can't wait for deltarune to release it's first chapter soon. Weird that they're calling it chapter 6 instead of 1, but the official dev even stated that the story is only seriously starting now so that means everything before was just a prototype.
>>587585386there were people older than 14 who played undertale when it released, yeahthis shouldn't be a surprisealso i'm 29 fuck you
>>587584146>>587585386
>>587585303I still commission peopl, all those refs are my comms but the people I commare taking forever to respond.>>587585412Thanks anon, I'll keep it post for you.
>>587582654sex with kris
>>587585536I thought you grow out of it at that age and move on to big person things. Like Bluey.
Reminder that Toby is 37 years old
>>587584736
>>587585835true!
>>587584146Happy Birthday!
If I appeared in Deltarune during chapter 1, I would send an anonymous tip to the school that Kris has a knife and might be planning to KILL someone with it! Then I would rush into the dark world and beat the crud out of Ralsei
>>587585869you said bluey as a joke but like, what do you think people over 25 actually do
Hello. It is I, the Super Mario Bros. Jap. I was just meeting with my good friend Toberu Foxu today, only for him to be on floor crying rike baby. Toberu has cried often in recent weeks about some kind of physical pain, but this cry is different: it seems Toberu has a great new idea for his game, but his fans wouldn’t be able to handle it aside from the few manly men. It’s beyond the deflowering grass bleak scene in emotional impact. Will have to go in trash! I pieced that together from the words between his sobs.After he recovered, Toberu realized and asked me to swear not to repeat what I heard, but I do not speak English.
THE REPUBLIQUEEN PARTY WINS ONCE AGAIN! MIKECRATS GET BTFO'D AGAIN LIKE IRL! EVEN TOBY SOUNDED BUTTHURT THAT THE POLITICAL ALLEGORY OF THE SIDE HE WANTED TO LOSE WON! HAHAHA!!!
goat
>>587586483It's kind of both serious and a joke. Bluey is like MLP, in the sense that it has a lot of adult fans despite being made for children (although, I think Bluey was made with adults watching TV with their kids in mind).
You know how speedrunners can seems to find a glitch that will let them warp to the end of the game and get roll credits with a level one character?That's how I view the act that Kris and Noelle took in the weird route. They are too early in the story, but by artificially leveling up Noelle we can transport them to an endgame area and beat it.Deltarune has this interesting thing were you can start up the game on any chapter, and it will treat it like you've made a set of choices up until that point. You can start at chapter 5 and fight Flowery and Pink with no issue. If you defeated the shadow crystal bosses you can even get all the gear from them. The game world existed without you.So when Kris and Noelle skip chapter 6, they might be resetting their timeline, and teleporting into a 'vanilla' chapter 7 save slot. A timeline where the weird route didn't happen.
>>587587159There's no way Toby was retarded enough to think Queen would lose. It's like pitting Sans against Catti, there's a huge popularity gap and the latter wasn't memeworthy enough to get mass voted as a joke.
>melody stuck in my head>fairly certain it was from a deltarune fan song (that or a friday night funkin mod but i'm pretty sure it's deltarune)>can't remember what the fuck it's from for the life of me>going crazy trying to remember the originwhat the hell do i even do to find this shit should i just catbox myself playing it in a daw and see if anyone recognizes it there's no way i can just stumble on it when there's so many fan songs
>>587587450https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDdrO9W188Uwas it this one?
>>587587562noby fan song i mean like fanmade ost shit not song songs
>>587587593>song songssing songs?
>>587587227people with kids probably have a lot less time for video games, but i'd imagine many still make time for deltarune, maybe even playing it with their kids (how horrifying)and for those without kids, i'd imagine most still do the same things for fun that they did in their early 20s
once you turn 26 you're only allowed to play call of duty and fifa and AAA stuff sorry
>>587587923grimmest of fates
PLUEY WON THIS ELECTIONBY A LOT
IT WAS THE BETA QUEEN THEME fuuck i finally remembered it wasn't even a fan songat least i know someone would've recognized it if i had to catbox the motif
Ralsei talking to online communities and asking Lancer if the people in the computer are calling him an "egg" and Lancer calling him "egg boy" that one time have anything to do with each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_U8xzru9q0
Pocky Day is wonderful for all the art.
You laugh you have the nightmare of being Noelle's bridesmaid for a spouse with a gown of a witch's pyre and a voice of bubbling pitch for the third time this month
Since AO3 is still down where is everyone getting their Lemon fix from? I need my regular dose of Krusie (the fics i have downloaded are fine but I'm very greedy)
>>587571504Hooman!
>5 posts in the past 90 minutesDEAD THREAD GAAAHH
>>587593292Our postses don't matter anyways... All threads have only one ending... The next thread is when things get serious for real... Oh that thing...
>>587592274Try checking out SquidgeWorld.
>>587593292With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
I think Kris and Dess are endgame, but they are both dead and joining the afterlife.
>>587577994Such fucking hot Kris 'n Susie designs holy fuck I wanna breed 'em both
I ended up getting the new keyboard after allSorry Darkner of Corsair K55 I hope you don't develop a mental illness from this
Fave is following an arabian-UKian Deltarune furry artist on Xitter and is surprised by how cute and positive and proud of her ethnicity she is despite being, you know
>>587592274>>587594971You can also try finding external links to fics and then putting them into ao3saver.com.
>>587584146Here's to you and meAs thirty as can be
>>587595125Kris and Dess together in the afterlife getting raped and mutilated by demons in hell for eternity
>>587595485this post sounds passive agressive if you squint
>>587595485British? Yeah, poor thing
>>587590221>It wasn't a dream.
Still running off the queen related high from yesterday. What do people think the cut scene is going to be?
Noelle is literally Chara
>>587596449>high from yesterdayayo
>>587596449You can never predict Queen and that's why she's the best character in the game
>>587596449Celebrating feminine power by giving Ralsei a skin tight cybernetic body suit with big tits and ass
>>587596449butt-chugging acid
Rick James goes to HometownThat would be pretty cool I think
>>587596449I have two ideas.They're going to mimic the King and Queen festival thing in the Dark World and Queen will make it the Queen and Queen festival and win both positions for herself.The Chapter 5 Darkners don't really have a leader with none of the 7 Flowers coming to Castle Town so Queen makes them her subjects.
>>587597254they had victory sex after the celebration
Spamton sitting at home in a dark room with a loaded gun watching Tenna celebrate with Queen on a TV
Spamton political assassination arc...
It was an inside job, no way Spamton could pull off a BIG SHOT by himself, there was a second gunman.
hey guys!
>>587596923>and Queen will make it the Queen and Queen festival and win both positions for herself.that or toby makes it so that ralsei points out that it has to be two people so queen decides to put susie and noelle as the queens because queen just made it a queen and queen festival and its gonna be more suselle slop again
>>587597897IMAGE_FRIEND is innocent omg stop trying to say he did it, he did not BIG SHOT those three and he did not rape dess and kris afterwards, he would never
>The second gunman
>>587597332And before, and during, the live Tenna sex portion of the debate really helped lock in votes in some major swing states.
>>587597949Flowery!
>>587598102>saying this while he has pictures with ERAM at the ice palace
>>587597934where is her pEEEEnis
Suselle won
gacha idea acquired but i would still feel bad about submitting my bad scribbles
>>587598601please submit it...
>>587598601then just feel bad
Susie being psychologically abused by Noelle constantly threatening suicide and emotionally cheating on her eith Kris
>>587598878this already happens in the game
>>587597949
>>587598601Remember what the developer said, Anon.
oh? all those flowery phrases?added to the filters! LOL!
So you're all just pretending to believe Dess or Rudy are the knight right?
>>587599852Hey man, I think the Knight is whoever YOU think the Knight is 'cause, at this point arguing is just spinning our wheels in mud.
wtf do you mean asgore cheated on toriel with alphys AND undyne
Fuck you
>>587599852The answer is obviously Alphys
>>587599821
>>587600720floweryGODS... i kneel...
I'd rather just get the glup shitto scene because they're funny in the newsletter, but I don't care about the Mike gang when I actually play the game. On the other hand, I'm absolutely going to go see Queen but with previous newsletters he just showed all that there was to see about Queen, so it was just>Oh I've seen all this beforewhen I saw it in-game. Toby sucks ass at teasers because he shows too much.
Devious
petahthe sans is here
Alphys has officially resigned from CEO
Why is pluey built like that... its highly distrubing....
>>587602734Pluey's shapely boobs and pink puffy vagina are essential for his job as the seducer of the group.
Fluffy
>>587603020I'm tired and horny so all I want to do is kiss Ralsei and cuddle with him and frot for hours.
Which UTDR would make the best Vtuber? Hard Mode: no Mettaton.
is this the ai bubble popping with today’s newsasked noel
>>587603351Alphys would be entertaining to watch in the worst way possible and she would speedrun her way to being on a Gamer From Mars video
>>587603419Noel you shouldn't care about business. You should care about my dick. *unzips dick* Stop screaming. I'm going to give you your medicine... *plap plap plap*
>>587603498I think Alphys would make a good Vtuber. She reminds me of some good Vtubers I've watched. She just needs to sublimate herself a bit.
>>587599821You're filtering my flesh!
>>587603419Noel being introduced by Carol to a Big Tech CEO leering at him deciding they'll have many meals together and spend a lot of time together as part of a deal to fund Carol's party. Just politics stuff.
>>587603652She would be entertaining BUT also break kayfabe like on an hourly basis
>>587601192
>>587603802I don't think Carol would prostitute her child out like that, but I also want to imagine Noel bouncing on my cock like a timid virgin. What a conundrum.
BAAAAAASED
me leaving /utg/
>>587604147kresschads won...
>>587603351Best in what way?Best as in most successful in that they get the most views and have the most loyal followers it would probably be HolidayGirl1225. She'd be so basic that you'd wonder if any of her followers were sentient. Asriel would be doing it for fun during his college freetime and would probably be the most chill and coolest of them all but he moves on from doing it after his college days and you never see him make new stuff but his old stuff still does numbers.
>>587604147>her last name is actually KressGODDAMN IT
>>587604389I don't think Noelle would be that basic. I think she would prefer to remain a niche vtuber mostly playing retro games and talking about anime.
Why didn't Deltarune Mettaton just become a vtuber? Is he stupid?
>>587604094In this universe Dess is alive and Carol loves her stacy first born daughter much more than Noel the deadweight useless little chud who says mean things on Twitter. Also, Noel becoming Noelle is part of her planned political stunt to redeem the family name and Noel's for the chuddy comments.
please bring prices down i just wanna draw on bigger canvases and animate without my laptop shitting bricks
i have an iq of 78
>>587604814If anything prices will go higher
>>587604587
>>587604587Dess would never be voted prom queen (she also disappeared before Prom)
>>587604935You're just saying that because the new CEO is a woman.
Dess watching Asriel take Catti to prom like 2 months after Kris murdered her from the deepest darkest abyss
>>587605192surprisingly accurate depiction
>>587605192Homestuck is just a factory producing autistic women for my penis.
>>587605067Dess wouldn't be voted for anything because she sucks and most people hate her but the Holiday Twist always finds a way in elections :)
>>587605267I resent this image Berdly would never do those things
>>587604719https://files.catbox.moe/ohboe2.png
>>587605474He would because gamer magic is real
>>587605703Noelle has some real problems to work through.
she's so goddamn precious
>>587605703Would it be okay if Susie has a penis?
Noelle covered in cutting scars age-regressing and having sex with Susie, then feeling raped afterwards.
Yellow has access to a gun and also a super mega totally unavoidable instant kill death laser and as such could have easily defeated the Knight which is why Kris had to make sure all the flowers were sealed away before it could show up
Wife in this imagehttps://n.uguu.se/bWGTVntb.png
wtf is cactus theory bro that aint real
>>587606492I'm going to have sex with your wife while the purple wife watches.
>>587606313She rapes Kris again to feel better but only feels empty after Kris doesn't respond or react or even fight back and just passively accepts it
>>587606613She feels worse when Kris starts sucking on her boobs and calling her Dess.
The plot of Deltarune hinges on Susie not having even one (1) non-insane friend
Yo, I'm the GameGrl, and I got the scores'Cause I woop butt and game hardcore
>>587604884We know, all Ralsei posters have sub 80.
Imagine groping Noelle's butt and seeing the conflict on her face between being indignant and sexually submitting.
>>587606813Why would Susie have a sane friend. Up until like 3 days ago she was starting fights with everyone and was bullying the only human in town (racist)
>>587606879Noelle starts all her game review videos like thatShe also does a little dance with her arms
>>587607095Everyone in hometown is racist. They all call Kris a "spear-chucker" behind their back.
>>587607203That's not racist, they're referring to an actual incident when Kris stole Undyne's spears
The plot of Deltarune hinges on Kris not having even one (1) straight friend
>>587607095>Up until like 3 days ago she was starting fights with everyoneSusie thought she was in a different genre, this would’ve worked flawlessly in a beat ‘em up
>>587574813Cute pussies!!!
>>587607353Dess and Burgerpants
he is the favedudehe is so rude
>>587607353Ralsei is straight.
>>587574813Is this before or after she coerced him into plapping her
>>587607615more like he takes it STRAIGHT on the ass
>>587607664Ralsei gets pegged by Kris, which straight because cis male on enby is a straight pairing.
Straight pizzapants believers do you believe only pizzapants is straight or burgerpants too because he canonly calls mettaton hot and lets him dress him in "embarrassing outfits" is one bi and the other isnt or
if toby's such a good composer, when is he making a song as evocative as corridors of time?
>>587607770there are no straight toby fox characters
>>587607383If Susie got her ass beat by Ryu and he waxed some philosophical about the answer in the heart of battle at her that would have fixed herOt at least given her a hobby
>>587607854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtlkkAP0cto
>>587607883Carol
i want battat to be my small and cute boyfriend
>>587608010I'm...I'm sorry, I take it back...
i love buckethead <33
>>587607883Queen. Also Toriel. Toriel thinks that Marriage is between a monster-man and a monster-woman. She's okay with civil unions, though.
why they so gorgeous
>>587608145Would you still want to date Battat if you woke up in the middle of the night to him humping your leg and shuddering in orgasm? Even if he only noticed that you're awake after he came, so he gets embarrassed and starts blushing?
>>587608391kris sex this with
>>587608391The dominant apple gene
>>587608472>>587608494
>>587608426YESin fact, this makes him about 100x more appealing
he
>>587608601
>>587608646he :)
>>587608613Why do you want a boyfriend that can't even look at you without getting an erection? Why do you want a boyfriend that has to calm down after every kiss you give him, because if he doesn't he might cum in his underwear? Why do you want a boyfriend that whimpers every time he hugs you?
>>587608738
>>587608991
>>587608892these things are so hot and so self-evidently appealing that it makes it difficult to answer. maybe because i am evil and want to make his life difficult
>>587609305
>>587608892nta, but because it means he loves me so much that he just cant help it, love so strong that he cant stop himself from cumming to the thought of me
>>587608991Kris’s feet must smell pretty bad.
hoomans are...BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>587609459
>>587609646said a human bean
>>587607883Royal Guards
>>587609693
i like fujo
I'm just here to hold your hand when you dieAnd to show you around imaginary places
i love they
>>587609817me too
>>587609817I wish fujo would peg me and fuck my face. Battat is so lucky.
I sometimes self-insert as Battat
>>587603351mew mew is canonically a vtube streamer because toby makes very retarded choices sometimes
>>587609889Me when me and the boys are looking for BEANS at 3am
>>587606182I love this box mtt artist so much
>>587609810
>>587610058
>>587603351Houshou Marine. She made a Undertale cover so she counts.
>>587609646No they're FUN!
>>587610148
Imagine having feelings for this ambiguously evil, traitorous quiet FLAT midget who might or might not end up destroying the world
FAVEGO TO THE BATHROOMYOURE SHITTING YOURSELF
i wanna draw togore and play a little tune for it :(
>>587610361Imagine the way Kris's stomach undulates as they cum.
>>587610361They probably want to save the world, but if they did destroy it they did nothing wrong and the world deserved it anyway
>>587610442NOTYET
>>587610319
>>587610442>not againsaid ralsei
>>587610502playmusictheory.net ?
The part of Deltarune Chapter 7B where 7B says to Rune "No, that's too much Delta Rune! You'll Snow Grave us all!"
In the Deltarune movie, who will be played by Chris Pratt and who will be played by Jack Black?
When are we getting undertale/deltarune rep in fortnite? and who?
>>587610917>Chris Prattralsei>Jack Blackasgore
>>587610917Jack Black plays Susie
>>587610997They're going to take Morty and give him yellow skin and then that's Kris.
Pluey got robbed! It was rigged from the start
>>587610997If it ever happens it'll just be a Tenna skin
I want to cuddle with Noelle and kiss her neck and whisper in her ears until she becomes comfortable with her medical micro-penis.
>>587610361I don't have to imagine
>>587610917Chris Pratt is Jockington and Jack Black is Catti. They appear on screen once and are forced to do a really unfunny skit, but they both act really well so it's just kind hard to watch them try their best to salvage such a poorly written scene. Jack Black crying with running mascara becomes a popular meme for a few months though.
>>587611204>Dess reincarnated as a regular doe>the Holidays treat her like nothing happened
Does anyone else think Susie strangely has Jack Black energy despite being a girl?
my cousin said that he went to vote for pluey, like the rest of my family, and the lady at the place stopped him from voting
>>587611438Susie is a girl?
>>587604660Most people don't know this, but the Roaring Knight is Mettaton's vtuber avatar.
>>587611487i heard that when you put in a vote for pluey the machine changed it to a vote for queen and wouldn't let you change it back and when you go to complain they just ignore you
If there were a line about Rudy making shadow puppets it would be so joever
>>587611438Susie habt vagina und boob?
>>587611487in some plueygressive areas they even got rid of ballot boxes, forcing would be pluey voters to make the long journey in record breaking heat to even get a chance to vote
>>587610917>Chris PrattFlowery>Jack Blacksans
>>587611684If Susie had wheels she would be a car. What's your point?
>>587611792Actually she'd be a motorcycle.
queen is planning to enforce email-in ballots next election, don't worry guys
>>587611792No, she would be a dinosaur with wheels
>>587611684If there were a line about Dess having a bat it would be... wait a second
>queen is a computer>forced to vote via computerreally makes you think
>>587610997Probably never.
I tried to vote for Pluey and the lady at the polling place told me that Pluey isn't real. She also tried to stop me from voting by telling me to stop yelling "Pluey" at the top of my lungs. How else are people supposed to know who I voted for?
>>587611965LOL poor plue
>>587611974I bet ur a cum pooter.
doe x sandwich
>>587611965At the end of the day Pluey is just a Shadowman in fetish gear. We love you Pluey but that's not the kind of person we want running the Dark World.
>Random gag character made entirely to make fun of deltarune theorists Vs >Queen It was rigged from the start lol
>>587612168hors
>>587612147that's not a sandwich. that's just a piece of bread. I want to bred piece Noelle bred Noelle a piece of my peepee in Noelle's bred.
Cat Queen would've won 100% of the votes
>>587611860THAT SEEMS LIKE A [all rise for the new emperor of mankind] IDEA, I CAN'T [[WAIT! DON'T SHOOT!]]
>>587609646Shut up Tem
>>587612168golshi, this place is not safe for you.. turn back..
>>587612168cute hors
>>587612168Noelle larps Uma Musume.
That Guy Makes HairballsI Make Way More So I'm Better
>>587612147Noelle late for school, just like my Japanese anime.
>>587611343sex with vessels
>Random gag character who isn't important to the plot and only exists to make jokesVs>Loveable Ol' PlueyThe Plublic let us down today
>>587612168Gold Ship you have the wrong thread but the grass here in Hometown is very tasty, try some while you visit.
Alphys getting reprimanded for her "culturally insensitive" comments about a tentacle monster.
wish i could draw ralsam yaois
sex with horses
Fish I wish
>>587612663Sex with this Kris. Cumming in Kris's smelly pussy. Sucking my own cum out of Kris's vagina and then spitting it in Kris's mouth.
>>587612651boeing engineer...
>>587612168>Don't go in there, you'll become one>Freaky creatures, monster party>Eyes of yellow, scales and feathers>Tails and tethers, turn the lights off
>>587612651Ralsei would say that
>>587612651ralsei wouldn’t say this
was thinking about the ib convo from the other day. i doubt it’ll happen but imagine if toby makes you pick between ralsei and susie at some point like you have to pick between garry and mary
>>587612749>Sucking my own cum out of Kris's vagina and then spitting it in Kris's mouth.Ew
Toriel doesn't confront Kris about their self-harm scars because she thinks they're just Blaschko's lines
>>587612992It's an expression of love and intimacy.
>>587613009>Those HUGE bloodstains in Kris’s room? Must be ketchup
>>587612932I would make the same decision I made in Chapter 2, even though it's been years.
this elizabeth holmes fanart looks piie human noelle
why does no one give a shit about the bloodstain in kris's room?toriel doesn't give a fucksusie doesn't give a fuckdo they think humans just do that?
kris looks bad in gendered clothing except for the michael jackson suit
>>587613323humans do though
>>587613347Wrong
>>587613307scary...
>>587613307the account that posted some horrible deltarune takes i periodically checked to hurt myself recently became obsessed with her movie. i don't get the appeal
>>587613323>Oh goodness! It must be that time of the month again... I will just pretend I didn't see it or else Kris will get mad at me
Would you drop the game if Rudy knight happened?
noelle is actually dess's daughter, but the holidays covered it up and noelle and the rest of hometown thinks carol and rudy are her parents so that both her and dess can have a normal life
>>587613647Why does Kris sit and bleed in the corner of their room like a fucking dog pissing itself? Are they stupid?
Thread is peaceful... I feel like I can blink slowly and doze off after munching on some grass.
>>587613762>Are they stupid?does this even need to be asked
>>587613762>Are they stupid?Very
>>587613679it already happened, just accept itnurudy-knighters are just shitposting, while I have been saying this since chapter 3-4
>>587613679No but I would think it was kinda dumb
>>587613762>Are they stupid?Giga Pudding!
>>587613679No but I would be really sad because all of my cool headcanons are going from the Deltarune theory to the Never happening game ideas bin and the Knight's sexiness has dropped by like 70% and Rudy's by 50%
>>587612651My twin brother...
>>587613679no but i will be sad that the deltarune's twist was so bad that redditors successfully guessed it
>>587612651Big adventureTons of fun
>>587614148>they think that's the twist
>>587614256no, i don't believe in rudy knight. it's not stupid enough to be something toby would have fever dreamed.
>>587614256If Rudy is the knight and that's not the actual twist then what is it?
>>587614427The twist is that the Rudy we've talked to in the hospital is Dess. Check the hospital wallpapers.
>>587614270
>>587614518delete this immediately or my lawyers shall be contacting you (not laughing)
>>587614518mettaton's stuff is covered in stars. is he post-transition dess?
>>587614636Yes. Papyrus is also Dess' skeleton who had his memory wiped before coming to Undertale. Most characters are Dess more often that not.
The Knight is Papyrus or Noelle or Berdly. There are NO other answers. I am serious serious.
>>587614767including, unfortunately, asriel.
The Knight is Vriska
I'M HOMICIDAL, AND I GOT A TASTEI WANT TO WIPE OUT THE MONSTER RACE
can someone draw fave in this dress
>>587613323It's hidden in the corner of the room and very likely a new feature that probably happened the same time we possessed Kris immediately before the start of the game. Toriel has only briefly been in the room twice since then, both times preoccupied with waking up Kris (or confronting them about the pie). She hasn't seen it, of course she would be concerned if she did.
The Knight is vivisected
>587614921and I'm out
kris with painted nails looks stupid fuck the gay kids who think that looks good
>>587613323>toriel doesn't give a fuckToriel probably doesn't know how to clean up bloodstains and they likely had a talk about what happened before.>susie doesn't give a fuckSusie explicitly does give a fuck, given she cleaned it up for Kris. She's not going to be a sperg about Kris hurting themselves but she understands the implications
>>587615110kris is stupid thoughbeit
>>587615076its not her feet or nudes or vore of her so its safe
>>587615110its sexy as hell and youre mad
>>587615221WHORE
>>587614541now i want to see him molesting him
>>587615110>fuck the gay kids who think that looks goodThat's the idea
>>587615315the only people that it looks sexy on are tumblr/twitter kids who didnt get beat with a belt kris is male coded and painted nails on men should be cut off with an axe
>>587613679If Toby can explain this dogshit choice? Nah, I won't drop it
Kris WOULD paint their nails if they weren't no one can choose who they are in this world nihilismmaxxing
Kris annoys me as an entire character concept. Everything about her is lame. Everything about her portrayal is lame. Everything about her in art and other fanworks is lame. She is lame. She is extremely lame.
>>587575575NTA but this should be anchored because I love it and it’s really good >>587571634
Toby's devilish master planhttps://youtu.be/FvsTDd0lRz0?t=6
>>587615110it can look good and cool but i don't think current kris paints their nails
>>587615502and they say masculinity isn't fragile, mused blue
>>587615546we love lame fake edgy failtheys don't we folks
>>587615502>t. did get beat with a belt
fags who paint their nails need to be thrown off of tall buildings i hate gay men they are the most disgusting creatures on this planet
I really, really, really love seeing Kris feeling embarrassed. I find it super cute.
>>587582689This is really cute!
>>587615502men with painted nails can finger me
>>587615708Yes
>>587615546This reminds me of the time when I first played chapter 5 and thought Flowery was misgendering Kris or about to
>>587615630based
>>587615708
he looks like he fucks human men
>>587615672We do NOT.>>587615806At what point was this?
painted nails are for feminine women like muffet not masculine men like kris or masculine women we need another crusade to kill all the tumblr trannies who made this popular
>>587615978go to bed
>>587615978>bringing up trannies out of nowhereoh this guy is raped
>>587615696Why are w*men like this?
anyway, here's my car
>>587615941humangous
If we just beat our kids more the world would have been a better place...
Gender nonconformity is pretty cool.
>>587616104I would suspect that's a man.
>>587615957Beginning of the chapter when he was calling Susie princess and saying princesses plural and I had Ribbon Flashbacks, shortly before being flashbanged by Aqua
What if Fave tried to find aliens using a wire hangar and some radios?
>>587616146humangous what??
>>587616176true....
>>587616267gote glutes
>>587616386goat sex
>>587616498goat gayme
ban numbers again
Favorite Kris ship?
>>587616590me when I hate math
>>587616576>>587616590goat thread
>>587616267ears
>>587616648The fluffiest one
>>587616681GOAT GODS
>>587616648KriselleKrusieKrWDGASTERKressel
>>587616737fears for ears>>587616754many such deities!!
>>587616874mucho delicis
it's softcore spamming time? already?
Numbersfrens, why are you "fren" and not "fag"?
>>587616316this scene was so cute to me until i went online to read what people were saying about the chapter rip
>>587616951mi deltawobble es muy porno grande>>587617002>>587617007i am gay.
>>587617002they post the same pics so you can just md5 filter or whatever and then tick filter replies too. or you could whine and bitch and moan lmao
>>587617060I knew exactly what people were going to say about that sceneunfortunately my brain is too rotten and I should be put down
>>587616648Kress. If we exclude ships that are mostly (imo well-founded) speculation and have less than like 3 on-screen interactions, Krusie probably
do you think jockington got a fat fetish after being used as a hola hoop
>>587617091gotegurto cremoso
I hope Ralsei finds a version of himself he can like and call his own whether that's as a tranny or just a crossdresser like Blue
i blame you for getting me into hyper ass /utg/
>>587617002It's always time for tea.>>587617091Ah, so being gay REMOVES your fagginess?
* Your genitals were used up.
>>587617157sad i just expected lolita dress art and some angsty princess/knight stuff. and porn but alas nothing but tranny slop
>>587617157For me Starwalker blocked off princess Ralsei so all I saw was him in a dress which is normal, I only started sighing when the pink and blue drink and the dark vine description came up
>>587617060>>587617157>his enjoyment of the game is damaged by people he doesn't like finding it relatable
they want me to do some gay shit to my pc no i'll bitch and moan forever
>>587617246goat splorto muy importo>>587617291no problems, anytime buddy>>587617309>Ah, so being gay REMOVES your fagginess?i am gay.
>>587617407Don't put words in my mouth >:(
>>587617427Scissor Your PCYou Know You Want To
>>587617121NTA I can always tell when /utg/ is back in the dark dead period when people say things like "just filter half the thread bro and it's usable, ez" same thing happened in late ch2 except we're not even a year out from ch5 lmaoo
>>587617407that’s not what i said
>>587617427Uuuuuuuu girl Kris Kris girl girl girl Kris Kris.
>>587617451gurt splurt dessert
>>587617656you don’t want to see the posts or engage with them explain why filtering them so you don’t see them is any worse than seeing them and whining
>>587615076I member when people said temfag wasn't here
>>587617681What are you talking about then besides trannies?
>>587617745thunderthighs goatsides
>>587613679I never had a horse in this race, but the Rudybros have been winning me over. Like, "It's just so crazy, you gotta laugh!" is more compelling evidence to me than anything DessKnight has to offer, because we know fuck all about Dess besides that she's every generic tomboy ever. Truthfully though, I don't care as long as the Knight isn't unironically Milk Looker or something.
>>587617817goat legs very seggs
>>587617379the only thing that made me sigh was the they/them from asgore… i had no clue anyone was going to think he was a troon and in fact i had no idea troonsei was even considered a serious “theory” prior to this point
>>587617829>as long as the Knight isn't unironically Milk Looker or somethingAh yes (laugh) that would indeed be horrendous haha *immediately messages every single dev to restart development of chapter 7*
>>587617829>SWOON
fuck you doomer!!
>>587617916big goat shoot big ropes of big milk
>>587617829Finding a dying man laughing at an uncomfortable and baffling situation more compelling than analysing the game beyond a surface level tells me you'll fit in with them just fine.
PAPYRUS PAPAYRUS PAPAPYRDUSY IS THE kNIGTHTTTHTHTHTTTT
Tralsei would ruin this thread permanently. In other words I hope it's true
Rudyknight is so unbelievably stupid and dumb, it's like these dumbasses don't even play the game. I mean, if Rudy is the Roaring Knight, then why [HEADCANON]?
dont come to hometown tomorrow
i'm gonna draw on the magma if anyone wants to join me fahaha
Rudyknighter!, Why is your head a cannon??
>>587618048big gulp
>>587618302goated headpats
Thoughts on BerdlyKnight?
>>587618415Very belivable if you're smaart
I'm sick :(
>>587618413sex pecs
>>587618415Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Knight has bird symbolism and Berdly almost makes a fountain/titan
>>587618137tralsei would ruin the fandom and arguably dr's staying power
>>587618539sex spec ops
>>587617379starwalker interrumpting the scene is good evidence that the whole trans ralsei dress thing is meaningless, ive even seen a deltarune mod that removes the starwalker cockblocking the ralsei scene thing state that "genuine character development is being locked behind not getting starwalker" and its like, lmao, theyre so close to getting it
>>587616648No contest
I like this picture a lot.
>>587618607He cums to finish the mission.
>>587618635I would agree with you but a lot of Ralsei's character development is technically optional
>>587618605the game already has no staying power compared to undertale and the fandom is already shit
>>587616648
the other day i felt some pity towards numbers and how he was being used but now i remember why i hate his retarded guts and anything that goes wrong for him is karmic justice
asriel cries during sex
is it normal to feel ambivalent to ralsei? i kinda do not like that guy
>>587618709Me too
>>587618907wow.. the real kris posting right here on /utg/...
>>587618804he came to a conclusion in my backside
>>587618854its threads like these that make me understand why his boyfriend left, this level of unchecked lust is degrading to be around
>>587617829>"It's just so crazy, you gotta laugh!" is more compelling evidence to me than anything DessKnight has to offer"most Deltarune 'theories' and discourse stems from Deltarune fans being too autistic to parse slightly unusual social interactions" theory remains undefeated
>>587618902thick, white male tears>>587619008with his HARD logic
>>587618813yeah but what isn’t still reflects the optional parts. susie has been on his sss about not feeling real since 1
>>587619181Unironic display of autism not comprehending a clearly aggressive and hostile reaction and then accusing others of having autism
The wokies made queen won, Toby wanted pluey to won so it means he's a chuddie.
>>587619287>susie has been on his sssSusie riding snake Ralsei...
>>587619235Susie would be fun to carry.
>>587619235his ass not hos sss
Let's go to the beach to eat sand <3
Queen won because she is a better character.
>>587619376>you have autism>no u!!!A stunning battle of wits.
What is it about Battat that makes him so attractive?
>>587619420argh>>587619475*His
deltarune wont have as much staying power as undertale because we'll have had it for 11 years before it fully releases, which is a very very long time
>>587619694what if the ending rapes many people tho?
Typical flowerlet behavior.
>>587619671genuine or rhetorical question?
>>587619916it can be genuine if you want
>>587616648It makes sense if you're based & a gangster
>>587619671He's a rapeable kid for foids, foids always wanted an Asriel for them but spamton was too old to be that.
Fave is extremely self conscious and anxious about the size of their butt and needs you to reassure them all the time
>>587620240I know someone who genuinely got a butt reduction surgery.
>>587619819That just results in having negative staying power>Looks at Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, Chainsaw Man, The Amazing Digital Circus…
>>587618907Theres something lacking with ralsei his mystery started out interesting but the writing keeps distancing him from Asriel which seems like a preemptive retcon for shipping which is retarded and, now idgaf if hes a tree or a titan or whatever. Gaster & Dess mystery mog Ralsei
Maybe we, the true Plueytriots, should make a country of our own.
>>587620240I will reassure fave about their butt acoustics by playing on their cheeks like bongos
deltarune in real loife
>>587620130All those kids with 9 to 5 jobs.
deltarune ruined my loife
>>587620240
yo check this out
FACT: If Toriel had just made Kris get a part time job to help with the bills none of the events of Deltarune would have occurred
>>587620862This is what killed Rouxls's sexyman status. Tenna has big ass
>>587619694you know how people still talk about earthbound deltarune could be like that, if toby doesn’t fuck it up, either by injecting temporary lapses in common sense (tranny shit) or ruining the ending
>>587620240But I think it's perfect, it's a national treasure, so beautiful, so delightfulI would worship it daily if he were with me and that has nothing to do with his insecurity, his butt to cure all my ailments
is FRIEND a "speaks in all caps" Toby character (e.g. Papyrus, Jevil, Spamton, Gaster)?
FACT: If Toriel had just made Kris get pregnant with her futacock none of the events of Deltarune would have occurred
>>587621175I can't imagine that freak speaking in lowercase at least
>>587620453>but the writing keeps distancing him from Asriel which seems like a preemptive retcon for shippingThe funny thing is that the game distancing him from Asriel actually made me feel WORSE about the shipping. Pre-Ch3 I thought it didn't matter since Ralsei would grow into his own person and Kris, who would slowly get closer to him into becoming friends and move out of indifference and perhaps apprehension, would see him as his own person and not care. Kris denying the similarities in 3 and 4 came off as denial because they want to stop themself from comparing them and support Ralsei more than anything, and Asgore saying nothing about that in the chapter where Ralsei's constantly hiding from him when even Noelle noticed it is even worse.
>>587621027Then it would just turn into Yiik
>>587621057I don't think Rouxls ever had sexyman status, maybe in ch1 days but he lost it past that time
Kris muscularly impregnates all the hometown girls.
>>587620537
Kris femininely impregnates all the hometown boys.
>>587621057buttmogged by tv boomer
>>587621429How many muscles did Kris put in them? Where did Kris acquire the muscles to stuff inside?
he looks like he fucks deer women
>>587621593Dess got lost in the folds
>>587621027If it's ICE-E's Kris just gets the Knight to cover their shift when they're scheming and doing stuff, and the only thing that changes is Pizzapants wondering if he's hallucinating or if his coworkers are so demented they don't notice the new kid being swapped out for a 7ft tall shadow monster. The one time he talks about it Purple Guy acts like he's being racist
Reminder toby hates trannies and will never put that shit in his game
*yawn*
>>587621027if it's ICE-E's then it turns into a fnaf fangame
What dark theory about them? That they're fat? Except the Asriel one because that's just Asriel? This post sucks shit
>>587621505Hail, Hail, Pluetoria! A land I didn't make up!
Every time I see fat Asriel it makes me think "Wow fatsos are so fucking ugly and disgusting" and no other fatty has made me think this before
>>587622272gaged ears are the single stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life and i think less of people who actually do this dumb ass shitsaid other fave not in this art
>Rudy and Asgore fucked>Toriel and Carol fucked>Dess and Asriel fucked>Kris and Noelle fuck in WRWhat is wrong with this family
>>587622387One thing the flowers did right is not looking like goat/deer recolors desu
>>587622586bad taste
every time i see far asriel it makes me think yowza hummina hummina awooga come here fat boy
>>587622694I thought it was normal to have sex?
Kris = Tsundere CactusSusie = Mizzle
fat asriel is disgusting
Lancer = Lancer 2 = Lancer 3
>>587622694Given this why are there no examples of monster interbreeding in Undertale or Deltarune.
>>587622852*fatshit
>>587622737I think the concept works well with this specific object as a darkener though, i dont know. I probably wouldnt have liked them if they were really plain recolors either but anything would have been better than what we got.
far asriel is too distant for me! near asriel is more my style
>>587622949Why is it shade everhood?
>>587622949it do be that way tho
>>587622949It's fun to be an old man and see revisionist history happen in real time.
>>587622949>Not supporting my self-indulgent headcanon is literally assault and murder
>>587623145that's right
>>587622949we are being so OPPRESSED bro its so fucking CRAZYY
>>587620240reassuring ralsei by squeezing it lovingly
>>587612663top 10 most unrecognizable krissies
>>587623145That's unironically true tho'. CoL would die if Kris isn't a man, trannies would die if Ralsei isn't a trans girl.
>>587621786He doesn't hate trans people, but it's unlikely he is interested in exploring their stories. This makes sense considering they revolve themselves around the concept of gender and become very boring and one note as a result
>>587612663fujo in kris cosplay
if you jack off to chara's hot female pussy you're more oppressed that all black people combined. remember this
>>587623035The concept itself of the cactus being based off Noelle is fine, but it's literally just Noelle as a cactus. I'd like it better if it was more like a Noelle-inspired cactus or did something more with the design (like the cactus antlers and tail, those are good)
>>587622694*asgore and carol
>>587623542>>587623542>>587623542Hop on
>>587622387>>587623035If Noelle also has a cactus that was once named after Kris does the Holiday mansion Dark World have a Cactus!Kris? Are these two Cacti gonna meet and smooch?
>>587572620Kek, I love this
>>587622586fat people are just ugly. the only sort of fat person that can look ok is a female with good fat distribution and even then there’s a limit. but generally only insecure fatties push a beer gut and back rolls as attractive, there’s nothing hot about not being able to walk up a flight of stairs without feeling like your heart is gonna give in
>>587618852Now that's something you don't see every day.
>>587622949KRIS IS A GIRLY GIRL GIRL GIRRRLLLLLL
>>587582689This one is awesome
