Hideous Abomination EditionWhat is /crpgg/?A general dedicated to all Computer Role-Playing Games — past, present, and future. From isometric classics to modern remakes.Core Games:Arcanum, ATOM RPG, Avernum, Baldur’s Gate series, Black Geyser, Colony Ship, Deus Ex, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Encased, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might & Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, Rogue Trader, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, SKALD, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vagrus, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many more.Recently Released: Esoteric Ebb, Banquet for Fools, Stellar Tactics, Zero ParadesIn Development: Altheia, Avaria, Olympus 2249, Rad New World, Rakshasa, Solasta II, Traveling at Night, Underrail 2, Vampire Syndicate, Vampire: The Masquerade - Eternal WhispersCancelled:Legends of Awen, Darkborn>Useful Links>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.png>Computer Role Playing Games Resources:https://pastebin.com/NEvHHATehttps://monkposter.github.io/community.htmlPrevious Role-play:>>587468571>Thread QuestionWhat's the ugliest looking cRPG in your opinion?
>making a new thread when previous is not even 740 replies inreally desperate to force your dogshit threads I guess
>>587587997>What's the ugliest looking cRPG in your opinion?every vogelslop game
>>587589706thank you saaar for reminding me that it's time link the thread
How do merge spell book work? Like you get a bunch of mythic spells that you can you with your regular spellslot? Do martial class get those spells too?
>>587589848>that it's time link the thread>calls me indian
>>587589994>Like you get a bunch of mythic spells that you can you with your regular spellslot?Yeah, and you add your mythic level to your base class for caster level, spells/day, etc.Martials and non-merged casters get casting based just on their mythic level with a spellbook containing the mythic spells and other thematically appropriate ones. I can't remember how spells/day or spells known work.
>>587589994>you can you with your regular spellslot? Yes>Do martial class get those spells too?Yes
>>587590232woaw wow saaar you caught me im shivering timbers right now
Consideran buyan Underkeep. Any anon here play it?What are the main flaws in your opinions?And no seething about muh no romance
>>587590552wat
>>587590521getting more retarded by the post
>>587590552>Underkeep.Looks like AI slop
>>587590674si seeenoir me no spaek englis o algo
>>587590552Why do you format your posts.Like a reddit faggot?You're not writing a poem?Are you a faggot
>>587587997I think Wasteland 2 looks really bad. The older CRPGs have visual identity, even if old looking, but WL2 kind of looks cheap like a mobile game. WL3 is fantastic looking though.
>>587590814keep dancing for me, retarded monkey
>>587590419>>587590324So it would be better to go for caster classes then. Like do Ranger work well with Angel? It got like max level 4 spells
>>587572746Like every femcoded romance the evil guy tortures and murders but somehow he's all about consent. There is no rape in Commoragh.
>>587591803Not every caster can merge spells. For example Angel can merge spells with an orcale and cleric. not sure about ranger
>>587591841wasn't there some implied one with Yrliet and Achilleas?
>>587592187No. that would be too problemtic
>>587592187Only in femcel fanfiction
>>587590869WL3 improved BIGLY
>>587592868>>587592454Achilleas does say he doesn't want to be touched by Marazhai anymore and Yrliet looks a 'tad' rattled when meeting her again
>>587594401Dark Eldar in general don't rape anymore. Rape is simply too tame for them. Achilleas basically got torture and the Dark Eldar prefer to corrupt Yrliet soul over tormenting her body.
No posts of value so far.
>>587587997
Best post itt>>587594950
>>587594401If only it could have anything to do with torture... Hmmm, but no, torture clearly wasn't invovled. You need to seriously get laid, xister, your sex life is clearly very unsatisfying
Vampire Syndicate is a WEG, not a crpgneck yourself froggy>>587594769usually the case in froggy threads
She's right... Owlcat has fallen...
what happened to the TBS poster?
>>587595834>dropped the ballwith lexit's great tho? or is he still seething about muh no waifus?>gen ai in DHproofs? Also I don't care?>we're not getting anything new in the last two dlcsBut we do? 2 new characters, new areas and mew mechanics?What is this tranny on about?
>>587596080He posts in the evenings. His posts make me want replay the banner saga, but I just know that I'm gonna go full autistic and get mad at it
>he's still pretending lex was good
>>587596128>it's great tho? or is he still seething about muh no waifus?Lex is the worst one so far, and I don't think that troon redditor wants more waifus, the opposite actually
>he's still seething about muh no waifu
>>587590552For what it's worth Werglia, Mortismal and Slandered said they enjoy it.
>he's still
>>587596339>Lex is the worst one so farvs is the worst. And before you start screeching and slicing your wrists it's still good, just nowhere near the best
>>587596498Contrarian awardYou're in luck though plenty of people here hate VS because they hate Kibelards
https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/comments/1xuc52t/lets_launch_a_small_survey_imagine_a_final_update/>"Owlcat doesn't listen to Reddit"
>>587595834find a hobby file.png poster, this is pathetic
>>587596814>reddit exclusive surveyGenuinely terrifying
>>587596339>Lex is the worst one so farcompared to 1 and 3, maybe. But lex's main story is really fun imo. Solomorne got fucked over because the story has nothing to with him its all about the RT.
>>587596991>compared to 1 and 3yes anon the game only has 3 dlcs
>>587596991>Solomorne got fucked over because the story has nothing to with him its all about the RT.But it's the same for all 3 dlcs. kebab might have been shoved into the nemesite quest for no reason but it really had nothing to do with her
>>587596814Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>587596814>most upvoted one is transmog (based)>second most upvoted one is bug fixes for muh xenos
>>587596991>But lex's main story is really funLocations were fun, but the story as a whole wasn't all that good, mostly because they decided to make the main villain be some senile crone who had a spergout over Rogue Traders being slower than she thinks they should beI know one anon here loves her because his schizophrenia tells him Owlcat made her to mock "the tertiaries" who think Rogue Traders are above everyone, but she's extremely boring and unengaging as a villain. Her existence also makes the Arbitrators seem extremely retarded, since she manages to get their leader to follow her like an obedient little puppy by just going "trust me bro, the Rogue Trader is totally committing tax fraud, just follow my 16-step-plan to get them to admit it to your subordinate's dog"
>>587596814At least they’re not ranting about feminism and faggotry.
>>587597465There's also the fact that the story barely exists until near the end. It's basically just a bunch of side quests loosely connected together (which is RT in a nutshell to be fair, but VS actually had a proper story)
>>587596821Being on reddit and showing us what redditors post IS his hobby.
>>587597465Uh-oh, tertiary seething
Idk i liked hunting down pirates and adding a new ship to my fleet, fucking around a medieval world and defending my actions in a trial better than dealing with bunch of dirty lower deck mutant freaks.
>>587597653That too>>587597808I am going to kiss you silly, come here
>>587598106I wish I can customize my escort ships
Old man vincke knows what's up
>degenerate furry has an opinion
What a qtOlwgods cooked again
>>587597465>they decided to make the main villain be some senile croneThe scene where you get apprehended made me seethe more than anything else in the game, so that was some great writing, they accomplished what they were going for. Get a better taste.
>>587598893how did she lose her left arm
>>587598986Fell off from turning to stone
>>587598986The emperor's miracle
>>587599054Where's this "She's turning into a wraithbone" meme coming from?
>>587598986sepsis
>>587599185Cause her skin look like stone breaking apart
>file deletedwhat was it
>>587599686Some map
>>587599686it was the pussyposter
>>587596814>survey exclusive to Reddit>can only come with comments>didnt even put a survey on surveymonkey like they usually doThis is how you know Owlcat marketing team is all in on Expanse at the moment.
>>587599747Yuck. The female anus is way hotter.
>>587600912faggot
>>587601127No I’m straight. I only like biological women.
>>587598893@grok, make her mechanical arm match her other one
Felinids when? Beastmen when? Ratlings when? Nightsiders when?
>>587599543>>587600280what did I miss?
>>587602983Nothing. Some guy just posting literal cats and calling them pussies because lmao
I bought
>>587604625Congratulations
Ranger vs Slayer for dual wielding longsword? Plus should I get Lann or Wendur? Which path let me get both of them?
>>587587997Prompt?
>>587605092>Idk. Ranger has more cool stuff than slayer tho.>Wenduag>You can get both of them in any path but Wendu is a better character and she joining you late doesnt make any fucking sense. So choose her.
I just noticed the recommendations image in the Op.>Fallout Neo VaginaSo how often do you guys dilate?
>>587605406bro do you not larp as a little anime girl all day?
>>587605635I don't do roleplay, that bores me, so no.
>>587605406>>587605741not crpg
>[Bluff]: 8/100
>>587605846It's listed in the OP.. go seethe at that.
Do you still need to max out persuasion for your PC in WoTR?
I shall romance Kibellah, yandere route.
just encountered a special mission/battle
>>587605092Recruiting Wendu is only really justifiable if you're playing the kind of character who wants a retarded evil henchman who tells you she'll betray you and doesn't have a character arc if you're not tardwrangling her on her romance.
Shadowheart
>>587606172I wish she keep her black hair after she turn good.
>>587606303I much prefer the white hair
You made sure to change Shadowheart's Shar camp clothes to more appropriate Selunite camp clothes, right? IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
your general is dying again because you're too busy spamming here retard
What is dead may never die
why does BG3 trigger the tranny so much
contrarianism and bc muh casualisation of his super special genre of gaymin
I want to eat Discordance’s ass.
no varls this battle
who
>>587607084What's this battle?>>587606158I always let him go back to Strand, so I miss on one of the better units in the game, who becomes even better with the bear
>>587607084Who the fuck is Aleo. Stands out like a sore thumb. Is it supposed to be Ælo?
>>587607225some kind of ambush in the swamp lands >>587607319he's a new guy a skald
>>587607448His name is very heterodox compared to the rest of the gang.
bear is kind of mid tbqh
>>587606775froggy is a contrarian who hates popular games
>>587607319Are all the other names ok?
>>587607816Yes, they’re completely fine.
I'm just a Computer Role Playing Player, Computer Role Playing my life away...Away...
explain your favorite crpg with a food analogy
>>587607705Frosch is not the troon thoughbeit
>>587608091Datamining. Do not reply.
>>587608091Chicken Tikka Masala
Me. Regina's lips. Do the math.
I want to eat Aspyce’s ass.
>>587608368>>587608374excellent posts
why is everyone in the caravan such a dick?other than iver and oddleif i dont think anyone like rook
>>587608091Aged grass fed french trimmed rack of lamb roasted slowly over hot coals marinated with salt, pepper, minced garlic, and olive oil. Perfectly tender and pink.Underrail
kek
>>587608374This but it’s Discordance’s ass. Way tastier.
>>587606547A face not even a mother could love.
>>587608091the cupcakes filled with cum that were fed to other anons at that /soc/ gathering
why do they look like THAT?
>>587609213Uuuughhhhhhh
>>587609213agitated?
Give me a reason to recruit him
centaurs are more horrifying than the dredge>>587609419i meant the vitiligo + the weird paint job
>>587609441You want to see his content and he’s funny
>>587609556Do they have downs syndrome too. What the fuck
>>587609556because they're horse people and are patterned like horses
>>587609441Sorry, can't. The game sure doesn't give you one
>>587609441Can't, plenty of reasons to kill him tho
>>587609441you are a femcel romancing heinrix
>>587609623apparently they killed all the horsesthey seem like weird hybrids >>587609643i see
>>587609556I don't think it's vitiligo. It's just supposed to mimic horse fur patterns
>>587609441To see his content. Thats literally it. He is a net negative otherwise and i'll be killing him in my upcoming dogma run
>>587609441My noble enjoys having a mad dog to set upon his enemies, and he respects his competence in keeping up with him in the conflicts of act 2
>>587609441he's hot
>>587604625great choice, anon
>>587609920>To see his content.His content is shit. It's worth seeing it once for a unique ending slide though
>>587610129Actually, now that I've posted it, it's not worth seeing at all lol
>>587609441You're a rogue trader
>>587609441He makes anons seethe
>>587610129>His content is shit.I disagree. A drukhari trying to survive on an imperium ship is an interesting concept. But the writers dont do much with it and muh grimderp shit ruins any and all character development you have with him in the end. They really did not need to add that>eventually Maraz kills Abelard's grangrand daughter for shits and giggles.part. Especially for certain iconokek + ceded from imperium endings.
>>587609556Have you seen a horse before
>>587610492He doesn't have character development. No your headcanon doesn't count, xister
>>587610492>I don't want my actions to have consequencesYou can stop playing rpgs any time
>>587609213>>587609556IS THAT LE BLACK FACE????AAAAH NIGGGERMAN SAVE ME!!!
Didn’t know we had so many woke cucks around here.
>>587611150Yeah you are here
I dated a Murder-Rape-Torture Elf and my grandpa got mad at me when he murdered, raped, and tortured. How was I supposed to know? AITA?
ironic racism is still racism
>>587611105meds
>>587610492>eventually Maraz kills Abelard's grangrand daughter for shits and gigglespretty based of him actually also what the fuck were you expected when you recruited a fucking drukhari? just say thanks he didn't do more than this
is vitiligo the new thing that triggers chud meltdowns?
>>587611184Yup.
>>587611392Yeah but that’s not vitiligo on the horse people
>>587611392>heh I’m so much better than those hecking chuds, look at me
>>587611392They got mad there was a npc in the expanse trailer with it
>>587611392if your cast doesn't look like gachimuchi then they will get mad
>>587611392It's just ridiculous how its in every game now
>>587611950it is a 5 minute texture that checks a box demanded by consultant mafia that is mandatory in AA-AAAthe devs don't give a shit
Resetera retards need to leave now.
>>587611392the chuds didn't like this one
AIEEE BLOTCHY WHITE SKIN SAVE ME ELON!!
>>587611392What doesn't trigger chud meltdowns?
>>587612126RT brought them in, they're not leaving
its a raid from Resetera
>>587612716>raiding 4chinsThat's sad. Sadder, than anything 4chinners ever done
>>587612716>>587612836that's right chud, us reseterachads are coming fro your waifus
Pure ranger vs ranger + fighter for WoTR? Fighter get effortless two weapon fighting while ranger get to ignore feats requirement.
>>587613072>reseterachads are coming fro your waifusme
>>587611392vitiligo occurs in ~1% of the world population, of which facial vitiligo is only one possible expressionyou're far more likely to run into someone whining about insulin prices or hair loss
>>587613153just go pure ranger and use short swords, they don't have any penalty
>>587613302What type of mental illness is this?
>>587613302is gta a crpg now file.pngtranny?
>>587613302I saw a woman outside a burqa and a lack of gay men kissing in a video game advertisement. Feminism is over. Hitler has won.
>>587613302It’s remarkable how even an ounce of fag romance attracts these types of individuals like flies to honey. Lesson learned, Owlcat. Hope it was worth it.
>>587613354I knew a girl with vitiligo once, I was young and didn't know what it was so I didn't ask her why her skin was like that.
what other CRPG characters are pawg coded?
>Regina already got mogged
>>587613302THIS CHARACTER MAY BE SEXUALIZED AAAAHHH ITS FASCISTS HELP MEEEEE AAAAHH First world problems are so funny
>>587613602They have had gay romances since Kingmaker retard.
>>587613302>male gaze, thickness, grimdark and fascism all in one sentenceThis bloke's got brain phimosis
Lucia is ugly as fuck but she has a fat ass so redditroons already think she's a peak male fantasy male gaze sexualization objectification or whatever other buzzword you can think of lol
>>587613798Owlcat have only done one gay romance (Sosiel)
>>587613798Way to miss the point, buddy
>>587613878What about Solomorne?
>>587613658>pawg>phat ass white girl>white>girl
>>587613779who?
>>587613354My dad has it, funnily enough. He never thought he needs to be "represented". It's just a mostly harmless condition no one cares about
>>587613878Bisexual is a gay romance retard >>587613951RT didn't suddenly attract them
>>587613986he's playersexual and that doesn't count for some reason
>>587613658Beautiful brapper. Would slap and rim. >women should rim men actuallyYou’re a repressed homosexual and need help.
Why is the silver dragon so weak? She got one-shot by the demon lord
no one would like cassia if she looked like jocasta
>>587614014>>587614015what's it like sitting in your dark bedrooms looking for stuff to get mad about every day on the computer?
>>587609837Did the "vitiligo " make you stop playing, please come back
>>587613878The Sosiel romance was so weird man. Apparently telling your homie that you're glad he's okay after he got abducted by gargoyle means you want to bugger his poopshute.
>>587614171idk as the redditors seething about stella
>>587614127iirc on the tt it's played off as deskari getting a few lucky crits in a row, instagibbing what would have otherwise been a decent back and forth
>>587614171but you keep spamming reddit posts from users like gundalfthehire?
I very much enjoy the chaos of /crpgg/ as of late. It illustrates well the schizophrenic human condition and it never gets boring.
>>587614127Because demon lords are demigods way stronger than regular dragons >>587614250lol closet homo, read the dialogue option again, it's gay as fuck
>>587614171I don't know. You tell me
>>587614391>it's gay to say you're glad your friend is okay
>>587614514You’re in a position of authority and they’re you’re subordinate. They’re assets, not friends.
>>587614514you're only supposed to care about the well-being of woment.gigasimp
>>587614127Deskari is CR 29. A silver dragon is CR 19
I’m so glad Owlcat is done with Fagfinder.
>>587614514>"Oh, Sosiel... I'm so glad you're all right. You can't imagine how worried I was."
>>587614514I clicked that option as a woman and he no way fag'd me, I didn't realize ....
>>587614789damn, even yrliet isn't this nice to rt
>>587614789perfect non-gay reaction when you meet a friend who you were certain was dead.
>>587614789Not gay. Sam and Frodo said stuff like this to each other all the time.
>>587614514It's the way its saidIt's kinda feisty...
>>587614789You guys would balk at the letter contents of make friends from the 1700s if you think this sounds gay. It does not.
>>587614967you are a woman, ESL, or autistic if you don't immediately realize that is a gay line spoken by a gayyou don't say "Oh, [Man's Name]..." as a straight male, it is dreamy and inherently gay-codedacceptable alternatives for a friend are "I'm glad to see you're alright, Sosiel." or "You good, my nigga?"
Sosiel would never say the n word
>>587615274he picked it up from Seelah and Treverthey're hood
zommers be like: sucking cock isn't gay but saying you're worried about your friend means you're a homo
>>587615392Well sucking cock may be gayIt's only not gay if its girlcock
>>587615186You are spiritually bereft and the quintessential 21st century mindset made manifest. Friendships have lost all meaning and connection now and to express pleasure and well-meaning is seen as homosexual. A farce of this decaying century.
post something crpg relatedplease
>>587615675Ok homo go suck your bro's cock
>>587615854I am quite fond of Imoen saying "I am gone!" when I tell her to move.
>>587615854we are, we're discussing Sosiel's romance
>>587615186>you don't say "Oh, [Man's Name]..." as a straight male,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQZKLIexcVk&t=129s
>>587615854
>>587615675have you considered that the flamboyant mason buck breaker was in fact a closeted gay
>>587616070The slop turned the reliquary into an hourglass. How does that work
>>587616057>lisping childless bachelorcome on man
>>587616070Stop this, Stella is not for lewding
>>587616126This might blow your mind, but... You CAN in fact be friends with someone who's gay without you yourself wanting to fuck him.
>>587616070I miss when this kind of autist would post their crudely drawn fanart instead
>>587616374Yes, but if you say gay things back to them you shouldn't be surprised when they interpret it as flirting.
>>587616473it's not gay it's brotherly concern
>>587616017So Imoen is a Melk?
eating tacos with my wife Camellia!
how will stella treat the rt
>>587616473I'm pretty sure you simply have nobody in your life that you've been homies with for 10+ years
>>587616695Evacuate. That bitch can brap!
>>587616782Reverent. Did you even read the Owlcat story?
>>587616782Owlkek needs more money for Regina's game, so she will call the PC 'daddy'
Seriously... How the fuck is anyone supposed to figure out the secret ending in wotr without a guide?There are so many random bullshit requirements
>So anon, what are your hobbies?
>>587617219porn
>>587616835how often do you tell your homies "Oh, anon... You can't imagine how much I've been thinking about you!"
>>587617219Warhammer model painting, my job, video gaming.
>>587617153>secret ending>complain that it's secretive
>>587617452If I see him get carried of by a gargoyle and I'm chasing to save him I would in fact think about him quite a lot.
>>587617452That was normal to say less than a century ago.
>>587614789the same people who are absolutely certain this reeks of romantic intent would call you an incel for assuming the same intent if a woman said it to you
>>587617636evaded the question gay dialogue confirmed>>587617801if we are rewinding back to what is normal in the 30s I don't think you'd be calling a gay black man anything friendly to begin with
>>587617219arguing here with anons
>>587618084TRVKE
>>587617219gooning to aspyce
>>587617589There's a difference between putting together puzzle pieces and figuring shit out and whatever wotr is doing.>Ohw, you didn't hang on this seemingly inconsequential item you got during the tutorial? Thought shit!>Ohw, you didn't backtrack trough the entire dungeon and exit trough the exit we added where you defeating the boss? Thought shit!>Ohw, you didn't press the skip time button a million times until a certain date even though you've done everything there is to do? Though Shit!
>>587618229sex
>>587618118There’s no issue in being jovial with negroes. I think it would be fine.
>"Oh, Anon... I'm so glad you're all right. You can't imagine how worried I was."She craves my dick, bros....
>>587618401This but it’s the cashier at the supermarket smiling at me instead.
I'd much rather have a blonde cutie like Stella than an ugly xenos, especially another eldar
Post the hostile Discordance dialogue that has anons convinced she's a romance.
>NO FUNNY BUSINESS OR NO FANNY BUSINESS, GOT IT, SCREWUP?
>>587618084Uhhh no I wouldn't
>A single mention of Sosiel>thread devolves into faggotrynever change anon
https://youtu.be/_K8t6VQMM6o>Sisters Novitiate releasing on 7th of December>Stella releasing on the 3rd of December>Both Sisters Novitiate and Stella’s model are part of the Imperial Agents model line up for Warhammer 40K tabletop >both are part of The Ecclesiarchy Are we playing second fiddle again? Is this another Arbites situation basically? This is not a coincidence!
>>587618958hmmm I wonder who will get an 11E codex soon
>>587618958Yeah I already figured it out. I fucking hate Darktide for this
Morvenn Vahl also one of the key characters for WH: Survivors that just releasedBoltgun 2 also just released with a SoB playablePeople still deny GW breathes down devs' necks
>>587618958>Squats/Votann already datamined in DarktideGuess we know what the first Dark Heresy DLC companion will be : )
>>587619254Or I guess GW for mandating what its added. ORK NEVER EVER
There's just zero reason for a heretic run huh?
>>587618278I'm surprised she already has fan art
>>587619504the votann companion scripts already leaked during beta
>>587618958I hate that GW does this.
>>587618958Isn't this an entirely different unit than whatever stella is
>>587619504Those are going to be enemies lol >>587619584one chinaman keeps commissioning art of her
>>587619639Fucking hell. Actually depressing. We Are slaves to a corporate overlord pushing models and codexes over anything else.Well I guess we can only pray for both a Tau and Eldar refresh then because then they’d be a guarantee for Dark Heresy. Dark Heresy - the xenos companions DLC gameHilarious. Very hilarious.
>>587619747So were Eogunn and the Darktide Skiitarii but both admech mandates
>>587619901>get xenos in a better gameBased
>>587619523all the DLC companions are corruptable in their barebones RT way
>>587620226dark heresy is just their filler drop before Expanse
>>587620425You already used up your doomposting allowance for the month
>>587620512I am an infinite well of negativity
>>587619523they fixed uralon
>>587618278Third one is sexo
>>587620651The guy you don't get until the literal last stretch of the game?
>>587620926yes
>>587620926yeah but they buffed him from entirely useless to almost entirely useless
>>587618958Owlcat is indeed playing second fiddle to GW brand synergy.I wonder why this is not allowed to be stated outright.
Do people really want them to do dlc for a new kind of xenos that'll be cordoned off to dlc content they're not going to be able to do justice to? It's too late to make RT not the necrons, space elves, and imperial bureaucracy game.
glory to Larian
>>587621469And me, the player
>GLORY IS MINE
>>587618538>convinced she's a romanceWhy wouldn’t she be?Eisenhorn had his blank whore gf
>>587620425THIS!!
>>587621783And Jurgen, another blank, got laid and had an affair
I wanna smooch her.
>>587621783>Why wouldn’t she be?Sir, this general is for doomposting exclusively, don't ask questions, just whine.
Owlcat wants to become mainstream and sees ME being dead as its one shot. Outside of the games themselves, their actions are blatantly ambitious>T-that's an old chart! They sold 1 million!And did you think the other games didn't sell anything since?
>>587621783>Eisenhorn had his blank whore gfAnd the entire point is a doomed romance. He's a psyker so he can't act on those feelings. Blanks themselves can fuck as seen by her and Jurgen. But Psykers and Blanks? Fuck no.
>>587621783>>587618401
>>587622186They sold 2 million actually
I don't see the big dealJust make her unavailable for psykers? Have we forgotten its allowed to make romances exclusive to some things?
>>587622186uhhh MEsisters why do they differentiate ARPG from CRPG??
>>587621783because owlcat picked awful options this time
>>587622195I don't understand how that works>this person is disgusting to me both on a physical and metaphysical level by I love him big time???
>>587622195I know waifufags only care about their simulated implied single sentence ending slide children but a doomed romance is actually a romance
>>587622353space marine 2 broke 4.5 mil a year agono position on that list is getting shuffled around, especially with total war 40k and dow4 on the horizon
>>587622357Owlcat would never be so based
>>587622357that's ableist>>587622483Yrliet
>>587622357I don't think they will want to piss off the insane more than they already have
>>587621783RT taught owlcrap to make the best romance dlc for more money
>>587622357>Have we forgotten its allowed to make romances exclusive to some thingsYes. Do you see the spergout that happens everytime a romance has restrictions now?
>>587622483women contemplating why they fuck fat, old balding businessmen so much
>>587622592>YrlietHer """""romance""""" is about her ceasing to be a little racist chud for 2 fucking seconds, not about her being fundamentally revulsed by humans
>>587622692>businessmenThat's why. So unless you're imlpying that she's gonna be paying you big money for fucking her, I really don't understand how that's supposed to work
I won't play your CRPG unless it has romance
If discordance is a romance I can see Owlcat ignoring the psyker issues like they do with everything else
>>587622816>racism in my cRPG? aaaaaaahhhhhhh help me niggerman
how many anons will drop discordance for not being a virgin?
>>587623064Wouldn't make sense. Even Zerbe is on the verge of losing his shit just by talking to her. If a Lord Inquistor has trouble dealing with her then no way some shitter acolyte can just bypass blank shit.
>>587623064You can get used to the presence of blanks so this is likely what is going to happen
>>587623334You see, it's, uh, the tyrant star. It's, uh, made you able to resist the blank aura. Yeah.
>>587623334>If a Lord Inquistor has trouble dealing with her then no way some shitter acolyte can just bypass blank shithave calzonefags not learned anything? do we have to kill zerbe too so you can finally get the memo?
>>587623334>Even Zerbe is on the verge of losing his shit just by talking to her.Me when I interact with a chav foid
>>587623334Tyrant Star made you resistent to it.
>>587623458What memo, you fucking sperg?
>>587621984
I wanna smell Discordance’s shitter
>>587623334It will be in the first scene and they never mention it again duh, Owlcat always does that
>>587623848Get in line
>>587623848Same but Aspyce's
>>587622645Cassia is the best rt romance and not dlcHell kibbels and now stella are the only dlcs where the character being romanceable might be relevant for sales
>>587624469That’s disgusting
>>587624791Not more disgusting than smelling Discordance's shitter
OI SCREWUP
I wonder if we will get some awkward Aspyce date, like, in RT we were the rich ones, but this time the girl might be the sugar mommy who treats us to some dinner well above our paygrade as Acolyte.
Can a sufficiently powerful psyker just ignore the whole blank thing? Surely Ahriman or whoever wouldn’t care about a generic sister of silence.
>>587624748>Cassia is the best rt romanceno kibbles is now lol. stella is going to beat cassia too
>>587625151I remember someone posted the Acolyte paygrades a while ago from the pen and paper and you could afford like ten cups of recaf on a months wage if you’re a basic bitch acolyte. Shit is tough.
>>587625376>stella is going to beat cassia tooand kibellah too, paypiggy
I haven't showered for 5 days, currently playing Fallout 4
>>587625398maybe they could afford more if they cut down on Star Bucks and Avocado Toast?
>>587625312I believe even he is affected to some extent despite being very powerful. But only one would not be enough no. When Lehmann Rus confronted Magnus he only needed two or so sisters of silence with him though. Generally the portrayal is inconsistent but it also depends on blank strength
>>587625151>well above our paygrade as AcolyteNoble is one of the backgrounds again so that doesn’t have to be the caseAssuming you get to keep whatever wealth you have at least
>>587625574Where’s your quartermaster? I demand to speak with him. won’t let such a snide remark fly.
>>587625704Heinrix was a noble, he's been bereft of title and inheritance, but desu that's more because he is a psyker than an acolyte
>>587625704A Noble that ends up as an acolyte cannot possibly be as wealthy as a rogue trader, even one currently in a sort of exile.>>587625398>mfw needs to ration the recaf and cigarettes to make it trough the month without falling to KhorneGrim...
>>587625151Yeah the Aspyce date will be you sitting in the cuck chair and watch her fucking another man
>>587625876>but desu that's more because he is a psyker than an acolyteHe outright tells you he was disowned for being a psyker. And he didn't become an acolyte from the get go. He also worked in administratum and served in the guard first
>>587626164>administratum and served in the guard firstis the pay even worse there?
>>587626128WHAAAAAAAAT?! Holy shit this is huge
>>587625994>A Noble that ends up as an acolyte cannot possibly be as wealthy as a rogue trader,There are different nobles and different rogue traders.
>>587626090Why are you like this? I'm discussing a potentially cute interaction, a reversal of what we had in RT, and this is where your mind goes?
I can’t wait for Asypcefags to die
>>587626273I doubt he got paid in the guard at all
>>587626447>blud spiked his cortisol
Touma got demoted which is why he can’t afford a new costume
Stella pleasuring male RT's anus with her virgin tongue
Why are anons in this general obsessed with anuses?
I hope they don't nerf snipers in DH, they're actually useful with a specific talent.
>>587626447But... why?
>>587626753The male urge to fuck women butts. A woman wouldn't understand.
>>587626164Amazing how he only speaks about this if you’re female. Absolute nothing character for males
He looks at this and thinks its going to be wholesome
>>587626805This seems very good. I wish I didn’t feel forced to play officer.
>>587626807She's his chosen mindbreak target for this Owlkek game, there's no why, don't try to find out how their minds work
Look at what you've done, Owlcat.
>>587626981That’s a drag queen.
>>587627138Yes 4chan is one anon asypcefag
>>587627170No it's not. You are just obsessed with drag queens and projecting your obsession onto Aspyce.
>>587627191>one anonNo it's several of them, that's why I said their
Stella looks beautiful and we can't see half her face. No reason why Asypce came out ugly
>>587626847MhhThis got me thinking, how do you balance romance/non romance character arcs?Because the way i see it you got 4 options>Make the same companion have 2 concurrent "arcs" (schizo writing, see wenduag)>Put 100% of the effort in the romance part (character is worthless if you aren't in the romance)>Put 100% of the effort in the companion part (romance feels redundant, just an added fade to black here and there, void of actual, well, romance)>You go 50/50 (companion might feel "incomplete" if you don't romance him, possibly worse than option 2)Which romanceable companion would you guys say strikes the perfect balance? Where she or he feels fulfilling no matter what?
>>587626981>300 year old RTat best you'll be her mistress/boy toy before she exchanges you for a younger modelyou better skip dessert, a moment on your lips, forever on your hips
>>587626389I'm just being realistic about her, anon. You're not getting any cute interactions with her because she'll most likely be the designated cuck romance. Best case scenario she just flirts with your male companions, worst case she outright fucks one of them behind your back or some other NPCs. It's not going to be a wholesome romance with an evil woman you can fix.
>>587627306>his chosen mindbreak asycpefag reddit is that way
>>587627661Yep, she's yours and other anons too, like YAV before her
>>587627384>300 year old RTMy wholesome innocent pure waifu who never did anything wrong in her whole life
>>587627661nta butHis -> the anon I was replying to (as the post was likely typed by a singular person with his keyboard)Their -> other anons just like that anonIts really not that hard to comprehend if your iq is above 80.
>>587613302neck yourself redditposting bitch
>>587627592>You're not getting any cute interactions with herEven the most cucked romances in Owlcat have some cute interactionsIt's odd that I mention dinner and your mind immediately goes to the cuck chair, like its your fetish.
>>587627986>everyone I don't like is a reddit poster mindbroken ass nigga
>>587627849its okay asypcefag, you can do the waifufag cope where you invent her personality
>>587627986tranny
Why are all my characters in dark heresy so goddamn inaccurate? Even my operative sniper doesn’t get a hit chance above 70%
>>587628061>like its your fetishmasaka
>>587626128>>587627158see >>587627986
>>587628283eat poo
>>587628061>Even the most cucked romances in Owlcat have some cute interactionsSo you're fine with a cuck romance as long as she has a nice moment with you? Good to know.
>>587627158>even the other subhuman redditors found this obnoxious lol
>>587628327Don’t threaten me with a good time
>>587628447>So you're fine withThat is nowhere in my post.
>>587627819more like 300 year old HRT lmao goteem
>>587627986while I agree good job bringing the topic back to it
We can't let Owlcat get away with the Expanse bros, Regina is just too problematic to be allowed in current year
>>587628684This but Aspyce
REVEAL THE DAMN ROMANCES, OWLCAT
>>587628769Asypce is in line for them and ugly
>>587628831No romances this time because Owlcat spent all the budget on Regina
>>587628898I think Aspyce is sexy
>>587628684They're balancing it out by having more male romances than female romances
>>587628616I just speedscroll the thread these days, might have missed important anus sniffing discussion
>>587629025I know
>>587628831Doctor nogGinger rtBlankEldar grampsEmo acolyteRambo
>>587590552I like that stats, class and race choice actually matter biggly. It's not like a lot of other rpgs where you can just easily boost it. Gear has stat requirements.
>>587629192>anus sniffing discussionThese are the best
>>587629304no bird alien waifu?
>>587629304>xeno romance for female players but not for males Nah
>>587629304they are never doing equal amount of romances
>>587626981Nobody thinks it's going to be wholesome, but keep seething
The DH romances reveal will probably be part of that wishlist milestones campaign (the companions' secret dossier thing?) and this might be why they haven't revealed anything yet
>>587629408>>587629468Kroot is too ugly to be worth working on a romance for
>>587629615Yeah it's weird how he always comes up with random stuff to laugh at when no one said that
>>587629668Cute that you think that but she mogs Aspyce and Epione.
>>587629683>heagain asypcefag its not just 1 person
>>587629636>The DH romances reveal will probably be part of that wishlist milestones campaign I think so too. It’s stupid enough to be real. Sadly it won’t happen. They won’t get enough traction with less than 3 months to go.
>>587629760>second on the alpha poll>fifth on the beta pollshe's going to keep sinking, monsterfuckers are in for a rude awakening, you would think they'd already know they're a minority
Devora Wilde Jennifer English threesome
>>587629997No mistakes. Max effort.
>>587629972Don't you think this waifu console wars thing is shameful
jaheira galfrey wynne foursome
>>587629760Nobody actually likes aliens unless they’re basically humans
>>587629972>popularityNot the argument you think it is.
>>587630053curious how you reply to me but not >>587629760
>>587629668She's an obvious romance option, her being ugly won't stop Owlcat from doing it, if anything their writers would be into it since it's another opportunity for them to do another unconventional romance. Also they will want to be doing a female xenos and a male xenos romance like they did in RT so they will repeat themselves here, they won't have just 3 human women as options.
>>587630115yeah the trick is to give them blue or green skin, maybe some cute little horns or something then call it a day if you want people to fuck them
>>587629304They are going to be a disappointment. My guesses:Epione bi. Owlcrap's first black woman romance will be unpopular but the purest.Asypce straight. Evil romance you can't fix, you guys think Cam is popular afterall :) Kroot bi. Asexual but maybe you can touch her unlike Yrtoilet.Gaymar who is the straight man because he is the most generic.Touma degen bi. Will make chuds seethe.Discordance and Larry will be the why can't we romance them options. DLC will add the perfect waifu.
>>587630303>you guys think Cam is popular afterall :)Aspyce is but she isn't
>>587630380Cam ranked high on the beta too
>>587606476>boobs get bigger when you turn goodI am noticing a pattern. first Arue and now Shadowheart
>>587630303Larry will 100% be a wholesome, pleasant romance for foids, just to make the retards who like Yrliet seethe.
*mind breaks you*
Ra’akhti is prettier than all the foids in my country.
>>587630303>>587630380get a job
>>587630471well, owlcat gave us Daeran, so maybe they're not complete shit
>>587630471I doubt it will be that wholesome because it's hard to make the dead wife trope not seem like the MC is in competition with his ex, he already has a line in the beta where he compares the acolyte to her, but I do think he's an option regardless of that.
hello saars, is this where /vg/ discusses baldurs gate? the actual general is shit
As we all know women love being cucked so they won't mind playing second fiddle to a dead woman
>>587617219Arguing with strangers online on useless topic
>>587630594you first
Disco can sit on my face while Ra’akthi jerks me off to extract and harvest my strands. Sounds good. I’m ready Owlcat.
>>587630710thisthe important thing is the cheating partner keeps thinking about the self-inserting femcel even when he's with other woman
>>587630695Only the first two games
>>587630808I have autism it's different
She had a ex-boyfriend? I am being KEKED!!
>>587630858She better fart
>>587630879even better
bioxisters I don't feel so good...
Owlcat has to reveal the romances very soon. These waifu wars are too unhinged
>>587630640Thane had a dead wife. Won't be the first time
What's a romance you fags actually like, or do you NEED to find a problem with everything?
>>587630695Yeh
She can ruin me.
>>587631314All of them are shit
>>587629909I don't think it will happen either but I still think they will likely reveal the information anyway by pretending they have reached each milestone.But yes hiding this behind a wishlist campaign is stupid enough for it to be the case. After all this is the same company who tried to make fans engage in their guess the DH release date game
>>587631314>What's a romance you fags actually likeAerie, Bastila, Shani, Camellia, Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Miranda, Kibellah, Cassia, Curie, Sarah Morgan, Chie Satonaka
>>587631416Areelu and Minagho owes me sex
>>587631314Imoen
>>587630640at least it won't be Thane 2.0, I can't take another bratty teen son getting into my business
>>587631314>or do you NEED to find a problem with everything?I am of the opinion everything can be improved, so I can find a problem with anything, but that doesn't mean I don't like that something.I like Viconia, I like Morrigan since you posted her, and honestly Leliana too. I liked Cassia and Kibellah, and so on and so forth.I'd say I like *most* Owlcat romances even though I have some issue with each of them, there are very few cases where I straight up dislike the whole thing.
>>587630695Yeah but its 95% romance talk
>>587630695no we just shitpost waifus
>>587631416I can rape her
me and my homies don't take no shit off no onetseramed tried to step to us outside the bee caves and we left his ass tseraDED, lmao
I want to suck on Yrliet’s crystal if you catch my drift
>>587631683>>587631314now that I think about it, I know it is iconic, but isn't it interesting how Morrigan didn't change her clothes in like 10 years?
>>587631314Waifucels don't actually like women
>>587631842uhh where's the sexy dollies at?
>>587631897Stinky swamp witch habitsI doubt she ever even bathes.
>>587631607Never forget what "they" took from us.
>>587631314i like most crpg(Lae'zel, Arueshalae, Tali, Kibbels, Julia, etc) but i hate cuck shit romances like Camellia, jae and Shadowheart.
>>587631314Best romance right here >>587631407
For me it's Tali
>>587631314they have more fun complaining about romance
>Anon>Desire to get kekkedName a more iconic duo
Reminder that Morrigan is the ultimate cuck romance and you can literally have another man impregnate her while you're in a romance with her
>>587631314
>>587631964>uhh where's the sexy dollies at?the sex appeal is underneath the armoryou can just sense the substantial girth of the beast hiding under iolo's robes; no magic nor reagents required
Nobody here will unironically try to fuck a Kroot right
Which romance would take a shit on me?
>>587631314Zevran, Daeran, Heinrix, Solas, Aloth, Cullen
>>587632548the chick in the dress hngghrhh
587631212tried his bait again awardyou're a (You) whore desperate for attention
>>587632468>you can literally have another man impregnate her while you're in a romance with herYou "literally" can't though. If you go with that option not only is she like "wtf is wrong with you" but if you commit to being a cuck then the romance ends permanently, and if you try to follow her in the DLC she tells you to fuck off.
>>587632561You can’t fuck one but a handjob and beakjob is definitely possible. Bring it on.
>>587632576MarazhaiArueDaeranOctavia
>>587632717>It's not cuckshit because Morrigan gets the ick
>>587632839Might as well add Kibellah too
>>587632865Yes anon, its insane to call a woman who will end the romance over you trying to share her around the cuck optionYou might be the cuck in this situation, sure, but not because of her.
>>587625525Are you Mamoru Oshii?
>goth gf says you ahve to fuck her to save your life>instead warden says why don't you get knocked up by another guy>she breaks up with you>this is cuckshitdo you even know what the word means? in that specific scenarion she doesn't cuck you, YOU go out of your way to be a super cuck
>>587632606>Solasit still stings
>>587632839elves dont poop, daeran would not
>>587633215Daeran is not an elf, he's Azataaasimar, IIRC
Today I'll remind them.
>>587633007>>587633069DESPERATE cuckold copes
>>587633336I know that but he wouldn't shit, I meant Marz maybe Octavia
So all this ntr talk was froggy projecting his own cuck fetish? Wow...
>>587633157Friendly reminder nulore can not enter your canon without your explicit consent
>>587633353Second best girl in KM
>>587633353owlcat said NO l-look at this email!!!
>>587633353Genuine retard with zero sex appealAlso pathetically low strength
>>587632865>>587632717it is weird to play this game with a female warden who has zero interest in Alistairyou can just hitch him to Loghains daughter and tell him to sleep with Morriganand after awakening you fuck off and you're never seen again
>>587633623
>>587632576CamKibbles
>>587620651>hey I'm a good guy now!
>>587618958>everything must look same as miniatures>everything must be named same as miniatures. You can't say battle sister acolyte or whatever, it has to be adepta sororitas sister novitate because it's printed on the boxTired of this shit.Also, the burqa girls are like the worst sister designs. No helmets, no hair, no power armor, no bolters or cool weapons.
>>587633814aww look at that smile
>>587632839Don't think Arue is into Scatplay
>>587633886Veils have existed for longer than Islam.
>>587632561I can assure you there are anons who are interested in trying to fuck a kroot. Worse, they would unironically try to fuck a kroot than romance a black woman like Epione.
>>587634045none of them arenot even marazhai
>>587633886>worst sister designsprobably why they picked them so you can't ruin their signature look
>>587634109they'll be disappointed to find literally no holethey baby-vomit
>>587609441You recruit him so you can give him to inquisition.
>>587632839Arue? MaybeOvtavia, maybe Kibbles? Absolutely For DH? No one knows yet
>>587632561why did they let a whyte woman voice a PoC character?
>>587634045She's not, but she will do it, because good arue is a pushover.
>>587609441You can feed him to Slaanesh
>>587632839>>587633215Marazhai technically poops crystals so does Yrlietmy RT makes them shit in a box to sell their poop crystals to idiots on backwards planets
>>587634307>Rhiannon?
>>587632561her voice though
>>587634204Sure but they would still be interested in trying to get a beakjob or handjob like this >>587632747 anon. Ra'akhti having no holes won't stop them.
>>587634109You keep trying to push this kike commie narrative. I am onto you, insidious little subhuman.
I should replay kingmaker at some point
>>587634325Nah, she won't. Just like Cassia won't do everything you want her to do. Not being a cunt doesn't mean always indulging your degeneracy
>already interested in another man's strandsIt's over I'm afraid
>>587634204Don’t tell this anon about the concept of soaplands!
>>587634371So you want the elves to shit crystals on you umm
>>587634578Anything for my social-darwinist wife.
>>587634109>fuck a kroot than romance a black woman like Epione.yes anons are THAT racist
>>587634578>>already interested in another man's strandsthis confirms she is a romance option for sure
>>587634851Post that on Reddit. I want to see the reactions.
>>587634562Arue doesn't have the pride Cassia has, she WILL do as the KC asks.
>>587634325if that was true than Arue would be into more degen shit than vanilla sex for the sole purpose of creating angel/demon demi-gods
>>587634562If your wife/gf does not want to poop on you and refuses it she never really loved you anyway.
>>587634972I don't have a account like you do
>>587634996We already have an example ingame of her not doing so when all the romance options confront you in act 5
If Argenta had a libido and was interested in anything other than killing heretics in the name of the God Emperor then the RT would get cucked several times over desu
You should have listened to Dimalchio
>>587635131I don’t either.
>>587635273can you stop slopping for one thread
>>587635273revolting
>>587635417Camjeet is a subhuman so of course he can’t.
>>587635483Oh I should make one for Cam. Who is better to use, Wenduag or Arue?
>>587634996IF that's true where is my Arue and Camellia threesome harem ending.
>>587634143>the dark eldar who are known for being degenerate isn't into this particualr degeneracy that i don't likeSorry, xister, he makes you eat literal shit
>>587635652They get off to making people suffer, and there are better ways of torturing people than that
>>587634373jooos are whyte o algo
>>587635617Arue.
>>587634562Arue murderfucked innumerable peopleSurely she would be understanding of the commander having a gross kink or two
>>587635786Yes, making you participate in shit eating that you clearly don't like is a great way of doing it
>>587635273how come all the sloppafags here just post chatgpt slop? why can't we have an actually good local genner?
>>587635652elves don't poop idiot
>>587635903anon I don't know about you but I'd rather eat poop than have all my limbs torn off or whatever
I want to eat elf shit
>>587635962Chatgpt is cheap and easy. You think these types can set up something on their own using ComfyUI or shit like that?
>>587635962because they are untalented even at making sloppa
I want to eat Aspyce's shit
>>587609441Yrliet won't be so lonely anymore
Are pure thieves fun in BG1 and BG2?
>>587636247Kindred brother
>>587636337lol
Tom Pearl thread
>>587632576>>587636108>>587636247I am tired of /crpgg/. These germans. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their shitposts.
>>587635974Nobody said it's his shit. First you shit in his mouth, then he makes you eat your own shit
>>587636102I'd rather bypass both options in the first place. I just find it funny how fatcels start bleating about "muh degenerate husbando won't do this particular degeneracy". Hilarious
>>587636385:(
>>587636638can you stop sharing your shit fetish here freak
Disco would have the yummiest shit of all.
>>587630470I mean that's not what happened but have some Shadowpits
I want a drukhari waifu who shits on me, please Owlcat add one as a companion in DH.
>>587637239I would unironically buy 10 dlc copies
>>587635974>>587634371The term in Xenology book is crystalline spoor, they don't poop crystal, it's just that Eldar turds are different.
Can I have that but... without the scat part?
>>587637214
>>587637559This is Lelith prepare to die if you are not a lesbian Drukhari haha NO WAIT that was Mike Brooks being retarded she fucks guys just as much
Garbage thread
>>587637214but she is not Shadowheart.
>>587637559>Lelith has a three-days long orgy in her book just to relax
>>587636836I'm sorry you find your husbando so distasteful
>>587638004you are talking about your shit fetish with faggot husband though, neck yourself
>>587637662>>587637757I can fix her, this much should be obvious and self evident
>>587638191Go for it, chad
>>587638191you're going to get cucked
>>587618239You aren’t supposed to get it on a blind playthrough. You aren’t even necessarily supposed to get in a couple normal playthroughs. It’s there to add value for people who replay the game a ton, or yes to add to a second playthrough where the player is open to referencing guides. Missing shit in RPGs is good actually.
we all love Jennifer English
>>587639074Fuck no
Owlcat should hire Laura Bailey
>>587618958>Imperial AgentsHah! That is fucking hilarious. You obviously don’t play 40k. Imperial Agents brand synergy! Lmao.
>>587638431>>587637559the person who created her had a foot fetish>same with Yvraine
I fucked Cassia and cucked the RT. AMA
>>587638671I have hope for anon, nobody can see a Drukhari and think >whoa these guys probably practice strict monogamy
>>587639253Shut the fuck up, moron.
>>587637671that's every froggy thread
>>587639724>Niggagifer
>>587639303Thank you based fetish Eldar creators for the barefoot wyches and the pregnancy sex to make more Eldar
>>587639634That's what the "fixing her" is for, anon.>>587638671No, she would love me too much to hurt me like that.
Why is 40slop so gay and retarded?
>>587639634anons literally do though
>>587639794>hol' up>smacks lips>yes massa I will carry the stick into battle>we wiz imperialz n shiieeeeeeet
>>587639898When you were born GW saw the portents and decided to make it faggy and pozzed to appeal to your degenerate proclivities
>>587639898british culture
>>587639898As opposed to fantasy?
>zealous female agent is argenta>pragmatic is kibellahNeatStuff like this is cool
>>587639724Is that inquisitor holding a xenos dragon pet?
>>587640032if that was true. 40k would be filled with hot alien girls with slingshot bikini armor lusting after human men instead of vice versa but minus the bikini armor
Imagine Jennifer English sucking your cock in Shadowheart cosplay while you play Baldur's Gate 3.
>>587640152The male pragmatic voice in DH is better
>>587640145Fantasy atleast has the empire which have HRE aesthetic + Arthurian knights that can solo a big demon
>>587640295gods...
>>587640384After playing TWW3 and reading a bunch of lore I can confidently say fantasy is gay and retardedAlso went into Age of Sigmar
>>587640295>get to the bear orgy scene with shart>get harder>she noticesfuck...
>>587639827This man "romanced" Yrliet
>>587640295No thanks, bro
Threesome with Dev and Jen while they're in their respective cosplay.
We must be better Rogue Traders. what Yrilet did before meeting the RT is her business
Sex with Areelu and Minagho but not at the same time
>>587640595>YDS out of nowhereAt least bring up Jae
I thought killing Magnar stopped the native raids on the camp?
Why is most of the "discussion" in these threads just about gooning to porn fetishes or voice actresses? How do we save crpgg?
why are the bg3fags like this
>>587640554Who gets my dick and who licks my butthole?
>>587640152you're telling me that stupid "rise to the top or get left in the dust" line that won't leave my head is actually my wife Kibbles
>>587640526It's not the players fault if Owlcat is gay and retarded
>>587640692we can't, josh sawyer was right
>>587640692More than 50% of CRPG gamers are incels (can't get women)
>>587640692have you considered posting a CRPG
>>587640850Does she say that? I know that the Pragmatic Male voice in DH is literally the same guy from RT
Shadowheart has no value.No whore can have value.
>>587637214not crpg>>587639074not crpg>>587640295not crpg>>587640554and also not crpg
>>587640997then why to they charge?retard
>>587640997Jenevelle isn't a whore
I, personally, just hope DH is harder than RT in terms of combat.
Playing Fable 2 because I found the ancient disc, you can't have lesbian sex without getting an STD lmao
>>587640997They're all whores
>>587640850Yes
Threesome with Jennifer and Jenevelle
>>587641190excellent post
>>587641141it is to the point where shitters complained about it because they couldn't one round things like you could in rt. i hope they don't nerf it.
>>587641141Cute Jaes. The beta at least had some pretty difficult fights even on normal, though you also have basically nothing to work with at that point.
>>587641141It is. Very much so. t. Played both alpha and beta.
only the worst posters obsess over VAs
the greatest girl /crpgg/ ever witnessed
>>587641374truesame thing with the Cam's VA stalker
>>587641497she looks like the chud meme
>>587640319It's the same guy who does pragmatic in rt. They should just give him a character to voice already
You're not a real /crpgg/er if you don't love VAs.
>>587641374real /crpgg/ master posters obsess over redditors
>>587641585Oh that explains it. I love it. He should voice a companion
>>587641661Grim
>>587641595truth
>>587641595>You're not a real /crpgg/erThank god
>>587641141It is harder. It's going to be nerfed because babybitches whined about it
>>587641374yeah its creepy
After all, why should we not love sexy ass VAs that voice female CRPG characters we love?
>>587618958GW does not give a singular fuck about imperial agents. The five people who play the army will be lucky of James doesn't forget to write a codex for them this edition.
>>587641497
Dual pistol bulld in rogue traderHow do
>>587641818they must if they are forcing them into games
>>587642013>Lady Shar has fallen...
>>587642149Can I interest you in sword + pistol instead?It has infinitely more synergies.
Is sex the only thing you weirdos think of?
>>587642319Yes. They call me the leather jacket man.
Is there any chance of us getting one of the proper imperial assassins in Dark Heresy?
>>587642362Goat.
>>587642149take Jae
>>587642513no
>>587642013>>587642238lel
>>587642232>no codex for 8th and 9th editionBig doubt on that one.
>>587642379Doubt. Likely alternatives are a Hive Ganger, Votann, Tau, Novitiate, Hexorcist, another admech type, some abhuman
>>587642238Billions must (roll) die
>>587642305Already did thatWas fun>>587642513Was planning toStill wanna do a similar build myself
>>587642319I also think about food, for example, right now I'm cooking myself some pasta. Onion, garlic, carrot and tomato for the sauce.Last time it was just garlic, onion and cockles (with plenty of olive oil)
Yrliet should tongue my anus
playing as a Bard and roleplaying as Eminem
>>587642692>he eats cock
I'm a crime lord irl
>>587639724You don’t even know enough to realize how little you know. Imperial Agents are the rump end of 40K they aren’t even a real faction. They have no army rule, barely have detachments, and were so overlooked that at the start of 11th ed. Their rules couldn’t even be legally played at 1000 points. They are label used to collect various odds and ends that can be allied into other Imperial armies.
>>587642305Why are you lying to him
>>587642692No onion?
>>587642513Full nelson
>>587618958This means we will never get a peenos dlc because they can't force them into darktide. I will never get a ork!
>>587642149Wear Jae's pistol accessory to get free attacks. Maybe get the dual wield feats. You're done.You can also do a direct damage assassin build with dual pistols and promise of retribution/freedom. That does disgusting damage but you want to combine it with arc rifles or something.
>>587643264Heh
>>587643362Votann are quite literally next, bro
>>587643470its going to be a enemy and no one wants dwarves
>>587642947Melee plus pistol has some synergy, it’s not great but it’s there.Two pistols has none at all.
https://youtu.be/xMo7ugWudCA?si=wZ6SqPhDcpKDyhQkngl I basedfaced when this started playing
>>587643570Votann and Imperium have teamed up before.Votann and Nurgle cultists have not teamed up before.
>>587643570the Kin (TM) have mercenaries working for humans in the lore it's coming
>>587643689Its a cool moment
>>587642752https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3okjFDo2aSU
Giving Shadowheart's tummy a kiss
>>587644843
>>587643570Votann are coming followed by either Eldar or Kroot or ratlings Votann are the most obvious, but the class race after that we only have the code name of and it’s “yummy”
I refuse to believe some of these posts were typed and sent by humans, it must be a coordinated bot attack
>>587645085meds, now!!!!!!!
>>587645071Quarter elf, quarter human, half bear baby inside.
>>587645073>“yummy”why
>>587645156I'm not crazy and more and more people are going to notice these posts are inorganic
>>587645536All classes have codenames. Sisters were “dauntless”. Votann is “zephyr” and then there is “yummy” which is last. Why “yummy” hard to say.Ratlings are known to cook food though. And Kroot eat everything.
>>587645653>I'm not crazy
>>587645320Please give a shotgun a blowjob.
>>587645073is this for DH or Darktide. Don't get me excited
>>587646076Darktide. I’m sorry. But we’ve seen plenty of evidence of synergy between Darktide and DH, so I wouldn’t rule anything out. What Darktide might get, DH might emulate in some form.
>"40slop" talk>bg3 fugees>actual cuties this drives the froggy insaneprobably baking a dogshit edition next to punish his internet enemies
>>587646208Dh will have votans. It has been datamined
>>587646373It has? I only know of the Votann robot head. What more is there?
>>587646208>DH might emulate in some formIt will. DH already got the kroot and elves
Hypatia hasn't been fully revealed yet because she is a ruse. A red-robed herring. She is never going to have a finished portrait or story. It's a cover for the lady dwarf companion (romanceable) who will fill the tech specialist and cloning autist role.
>>587646615Theory falls apart because we see her in the latest trailer in both acts.
>>587646336Is chink elf really froggy's waifu?
>>587646876I will pray The Emperor frees your from Owlcat's illusions my friend
>>587647105yes
>>587647105he spent months defending Failhard and calling Bellara cute, ironic or not that's his waifu now
Owlcat said there still were secret companion in DH. What are the odds of>Xenos Hybris: Votann>Xantithe: Night Lord>Amalathian: Zerbe(?)>Monodominant: Sister Septima(?)
I'll unironically recruit the Nightlord but I'll NEVER recruit Marazhai
>>587647361The Xenos Hybris secret companion could be Inquisitor Millicentilia
>>587647569same sis
>>587647105he has yellow fever, see why he likes nenio>>587647361I doubt each have their own unique companion thats too much work for owlcat. they couldn't finish nocturne in RT
regina
>>587647879twerking is african american codedreevaluate your choices in life if you find that attractive
>>587646615As if owlclowns are capable if these kojima-tier keikakus
>>587647361they are retarded if they do that, secret companions were universally unpopular and a waste of resources
>>587646615She's real they just don't deem her important. The aren't building any hype with her so I think she's going to be a non waifu
>>587648479secret companions are soul and an owlcat tradition
theorycrafting secret content in the game everyone says is being rushed out the door
>>587648559Owlcat definitely came to regret that interview they did talking about the push for her crazy romance
>>587648853Yeah how I see it, they have been radio silence about the her since then
back in the day video games were made by 4 guys in a garagenow they're made by 400 people split into teams that can be relocated to work on the next Mass Effect when they were developing Dragon Age beforeit's soulless
>>587649532have you played some of the indie games in the OP
>>587649532We just had a necromancer rpg made by a single autist last year
>>587649901don't care about dogshit vibecoded indieslop grifts
Claude, generate me a pure blonde bimbo waifu, maximum effort, no mistakes
>>587650243you can't be a bimbo and pure
>>587650534>>587650534>>587650534
>>587650380>draw a bimbo>write her as pureIts literally that easy.
>>587650243
>>587650067>nobody makes indie games anymore but also I'll never play onetypical
>>587643404>You can also do a direct damage assassin build with dual pistols and promise of retribution/freedomnta but that does sound fun, I've never really played around with assassin much
>>587650067the only advice I have left is that you kys then
