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Dwoto....
>>587617321kei sex
Is KYS Miracle for (You)?
>>587617321End Uma x Trainer Propaganda Kill Azuma
>>587617503her borger slipped..
Leave the other thread, jannies will clean it up for us
>>587617531>boyuma>>>/y/
>>587617571never, I will impregnate my cafe just like azuma wanted.
>17 years old
Cute boy
>>587617697i didnt stay long enough to see, did we fucking split AGAIN?
>>587617782No but the other thread didn't reach bump limit
>>587617759ky kiske ahh uma
>>587617782nyo we ran out of images too fast
is autis/uma/ gonna host the mile championship race? If so can they share their ID so we can prepare, or if they're not interested we can look for another host
>Harp AlphaIs this another Brusquement type NPC?
>>587617709>black artist
>>587617321who's the better miracle?
>>587617841That's Little Cocon.
>>587617936Yeah
>>587617878i love latinas
>>587618032
>>587617936YepIt's Vega (mother of Admire Vega)
>>587618210panomies...
>>587618032Boyuma general
>>587618178She's a larping Kentuckian and ugly, too.
Fuck it, good enoughWhat to do for the rest of november though?
>>587617321who is this strumpet?
REMEMBER TO DO YOUR DAILY PULLS, ITS THAT EASY
>>587618389loop parents
>>587618389Any cool drama iin your club
>>587618032I wish I had boobies
>>587618453Nyo
>>587618472some guy said taishin sucks and i've been snarking on him for months
>>587618453First time (and probably last time) this has happened to me
>>587618556YWNBAW
>>587618130>>587618218>It's Vega (mother of Admire Vega)>double crown winnerNaruhodo>Alpha Cute>Biko Alpha>Hokuto Vega>VegaI had to double check, that's a lot of coincidences
>>587618341i love kentuckians
>>587617321>kei OPI JUST CAME EVERYWHERE actually a bit happy that helios' release made more people find out about this guy. she deserves it
>>587618623Kaite...
>>587618623They hated him because he spoke the truth
don't forget to finish your bread this time
Ermmmmm, so whats a good 3rd uma for LoH if I have Kitawhite and ChocoFujin?
>>587618925SHUT UP
>>587618961literally any other front
>>587618996>discord screenshot>name GH-something
>>587618996Ugly midget
>>587618961Valentine Bourbon
>>587617891Is this a Dancho & Officer affair or a free for all
>>587619091Ghemama...
>>587618996go back to discord creep
mmm... bread finished...now i get to snack here...
>>587619142That's an officers' cup.
>we'll get free rolls during Bourbon's bannerI think I'm gonna make it bwos
>>587618996fuck off chikezo
>>587615716>>587616150I want this gaming neet so bad, her career looks like it will be fun to read.
Well done previous thread bros, here's picture of cafe
>>587619091I TOLD YOU I'VE BEEN SNARKINGIT'S LITERALLY ME
>start carat run>check it when it's done>+15 carats>huh?>"it was Grand Live" award>-30 TP>-3 carat dropsAIIIEEE bricked
>>587619020>>587619109Seiun it is, should have her unlocked by then
>>587619234It was not cheesy garlic...
>>587619328>boyuma>chud>Groove familySkip her, bro
sambauma uma samba
>>587619429Seiun is not good for LoH
>>587619458>Groove family
>>587619558Not sexy
>>587619429Seiun is eh because of her ult needing 1st.Fronts in LoH will also be running what are usually CM pace accels in addition to front accels.
waheyhenlo
>>587619458stop giving me reasons to pull for my wife's daughter
>>587619758You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
>tranny hours
Oh no I've been dorked!
>>587619542>>587619658Its either that or OG Maruzensky or MayanoOr running 2 front 1 pace I guess
>>587619868Ugly mares
the naritas
Daiwa Major
>>587619921
>>587619953remove the left one
>only have 60 tickets>fuck it>I am so happy I made this dumb decision
>>587619953Kill, fuck, marry
https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3
To mutate or not to mutate
Does spark farming ever get any more reliable?
>>587619953marry, marry, marry
>>587617321sexo
>>587620101>tranny oc
>>587620290yes but you have to pay for extra rerolls or/and the spark lockingrealistically you're paying the tax the first month of every scenario
>>587620248umagrok rotate this image 180 degrees
>>587620290only for good goys
>>587620415buhbluh
>>587620290You can reroll 5 times a run if you pay 5 dollars
My cock got hard thinking about him
vines fujin is future proof??
>>587620558Please give us a hint as to who. Just a little crumb
>>587620586nyo
>>587620517I love umagrok
>>587620290Buy the upcoming goy pass for more rerolls and extra inspiration, goyim
>>587620415
why is it that when you start snakking it's so hard to stopdoes the urge ever go away
>>587620597ancient antediluvian picture
What umas are for high izzat torenas?
>>587620767eventually you stop wanting it as badly.
>>587620791that trainer died seventy years ago at the age of 100
>>587620767you let your animal instincts take over youshame
>>587620767I know bwo, my LDL level is 170mg...
>>587620767YOU WERE WARNED
>>587620638I can't tell
>>587620638Vmama
>>587621184
Post cool umas
>>587620767Do something else retard
who the fuck makes all these Curren meme variants
>>587621184how many characters in his name
>>587621282The coolest
>>587620586She's not even that good outside of LoH
Updated Longines Horse ranking
>>587621448Forever KWABBED
>>587620586For at least 6~7 CMs (not a pun)
>>587621448>Scandinavia>(USA)
>>587621282The actual coolest
>>587621282>>587621372>pics unrelated
>>587621372
>>587621282
>>587621448>Bow Echo>Sovereignty>Danon Decile>TO Elvis>Opera Ballo>KnightsbridgeGood potential uma names.
stop sending propagandaits cringeno one likes rudolfno ones like mr cbno one likes gay aceno one likes palmer
>>587620348not the biggest fan of middle but would still marry x3
>>587621293>Do something else retardI work, masturbate, play uma musume pretty derby and sometimes visit my parentsthat's it
what is going on with the global helios fans
>>587621651>he hates tomboysBased
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>587621448didn't realize that shitting horse was so good
>>587621651No one says ANY of this.
i didn't know oversea horses could join the arima kinen
>>587620638dumbass curren, he's talking about Rickeyodd to get hard over an IRL stallion, but gayer shit than that is posted here daily. I'd have sex with Rickey though (only in hypothetical land because I'm a goblin oji-san, not a cute shota)
>>587621809On my face
>>587621448I think Ebayan dropped ratings after his performance.>>587621539>Englishman>(USA)
>Do rooms>Get constantly cucked by frontrunners Fuck this, I'm doing what I did in CM 19 and bringing my own front to cuck other fronts.Should I use my Falco or try to mutate a Suzuka?
>>587621338five
>>587622035where's your brickey
>>587621831Japan is a part one country since 2007All part one countries MUST have all their black-type races open to foreign invaders. If they are not open, then the country will lose part one status>>587621985>I think Ebayan dropped ratings after his performance.nah, he had 123 in the last one too
>>587621831They can, but most horse owners don't want to spend Christmas in Japan so they don't bother.
>>587622035why not both? Run oonige and double frontsTurn it into a blood bathI don't have Falco or I'd be running her
>>587621742no one said anything about "HATE" or "tomboys"
>>587620767That's why I just don't eat any junk foods and instead drink water or coke zero to make the hunger go away. Although I'm snacking on beef right now
>>587621809I recently fell for Ace propagandaI hate you fuckers sometimesat least she's a front so there's some synergy with my pull planbut still
>>587621809Ace is so husband coded it's insane
>>587622264that's a SEX uma, first and foremost
>>587621282Guns are cool therefore Neicha=Cool.
>>587616442How does this compare with that? The low surface aptitude plus missing some crucial accel skills probably means that it's shit?
>>587617503Do the Umas eat as much as real horses?
>>587622109Found dead in a ditch after she got a heart attack because I move her furniture.>>587622204You absolute madlad I might try that.
In hindsight, did people overreact to the Buena image?
>>587621651
>>587622142Holy shit I'm a father!
>>587622223We need to start hating them.
>>587622519I think it's cool personally but I love edge sooo
>>587621651>>587622541
>>587622519
>>587620767it does, but only after about two weeks of not snacking. consistency is king. things at first are obnoxious, but once you're used to them, they become second nature. this is a useful way to produce tangible benefits to your life, remove what's bad/ineffective and add what's useful/beneficialself-hatred is at the root of most bad behaviors/habits, work to eliminate that as you're ending maladaptive habits and starting useful ones.
>>587622519Dafuck you talking about?
7 decides what I eat today.
>>587622667>Creekfags
>>587622416all the sex umas are unplayable...
>>587622541My genes...
>>587622810Dick
>>587622671I SAID STOP THE PROPAGANDA
>>587622810Tofu
>>587622475I mean you have budding, neck and neck and plancha, not like you can get many more accels.But surface C is always a brick
>>587622810Oats and milk
>>587622810Rotisserie chicken from Costco
>>587622810all meat. no veggies, they are the devil
>>587622810Penis
>>5876228102x Medium 2 Topping Pizzas and a 9-piece set of brownies from Dominos.
>>587622810chicago style pizza
>>587622810Hamburg stake with a giant carrot in the middle
>>587622810umanko
>>587622475Dirt C is probably unusable, you'd likely lose too much because of it. Dirt B *might* be ok but I'd try and grind until you get a decent statline + dirt A.
>>587622390explain. let's communicate, nigga.
>>587622810drink this
plappers
wait wtf looping is amazingi've been looping for 1-2 days and i already got 2 3* i still can't get all the racing spirits in a single uma
>>587622810>>587623057GO BE A FAT FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>587623315hot diggity dog...
>>587621671You need something else to fill your fucking void, have you tried dating?
>>587623357>i still can't get all the racing spirits in a single umaYou only need stamina and moodPower too if you play late/end, rest are optional
>>587622810Add a borger to that pizza and a sour patch kid wings
>check out what's going on with Uma after I dropped it>more and more official yuri>JP is having stroke because of jiggles for some reason>Helios unsurprisingly butchered ooff, I'm giving Umas two or three years until Cygames completely fumble it
>>587622390say more, specifically explain why and provide details
>>587623381>Throwing the prospect of dating at an autist so that he grabs his phone and installs a dating app to be bombarded with 30 year old mudsharksevil poster
>>587623462I main late!Mood seems to be the hardest one to get
>>587622628
>>587622894I was aiming for Forward March and Got the Spirit along with it.>>587623132But Mile A at least along with it right?
>>587623675>nattie having a happy life while kita is a ROTTEN WHORE
>>587623381anon, that's being MEAN
>>587618739What an Ayabe-like thing to say
>>587623616>>587623787gomen gomen
>>587623754yeahmutating sucks>t.mutating Suzuka and it's going shittily, FUCK that anon posting Mile S Dirt S Suzuka
umas are heavy
>>587620767I simply conditioned myself to feel good at rolling a lot at once rather than a little at times.
>>587623264>>587623543It's just the vibes she gives, in a world that has tomboys and boyumas, Katsuragi Ace stands out as Husband Uma I think the fact that she's a rural uma coming to the city that does farming gets to me, there's something very husband core about farming and working with your hands Her voice also gets me
>>587623919Why are the Sakuras such sex bombs(except ugly dog chiyono)?
>>587623917>ywn have have drunken, quasi-consensual sex with Light Hello after bar-hopping until 3amwhy even live
>>587624009Don't bully Resistencia!!! She's a fine lady
>>587624139You have her number, just take your chance
Almost made it...
Need Cesario nonny to bounce on it until the skin peels off
>>587623381I lived with a woman for 3 yearsNot doing that anymore
>>587624374bruh is not that hardi first tried with long D frfr no cap
>>587623057>>587623367>double 7HOLY
>>587624078goddamn it now I'm pulling herlook what you didlook at it anon, I'm blowing up to 30k carats for her now happy now? fuck you
can't believe that FREAK makes me filter that word holy shit what a general
LOL!!!!
>>587623381>>587624323>>587623917Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.And paizuri.
https://x.com/harada_nikkan/status/2120485725762429335?a=1GMfl3kzgVIMdzhxNUQ
>>587624827foeva youngu trucku-kun
>>587624120it's the eyes
>>587624078Yeah, I'm 100% becoming ace's stay at home husband. Who even gives a shit anymore.
>>587624939EXPLAIN ULALA AND BAKUSHIN Okay maybe just Bakushin
>>587624428is it really too difficult to find some gay nigga on grindr to wear a blue wig? surely you could do that instead of posting this everyday
Who gives better sleevejobs, Neo Universe or Satono Diamond?Or maybe Halloween Digitan?
>>587625046It's a gay larp. You're better off ignoring him.
Trying to come up with uma themed names for a Lord of the Rings Online character, any suggestions? Class will be either burglar (gambler rogue type) or loremaster (spellcasting pet class).
>>587622475looks like I really have no excuse not to do my mutations after seeing a newcutie doing this
>>587625015what about her?
>about three more weeksI sleep..
>>587625192Unfortunately there will always be someone here to suck a gay faggot's edick
>>587624428drop your skype bby I can be whoever you want me to be
>>587625201>LotRO comes out, way way back then>Give the free trial a shot, on my hyper shit single core PC at the time, but not much I remember besides this>Years later, I hear they're giving out the base game and most expansions for free, so I get that and give it another shot>Game throws me into some snowy whatever the fuck region, nothing like what I remember>Get lost REAL fucking quick and quitI get that I'm HYPER biased and way too used to hyper polished mainstream shit like WoW, but man. I kinda wanna like it simply cuz it's LotR, but fuck me. Maybe I'm just not cut out for most MMOs.
>>587625475her greed sickens me
29362260Tokyo Dirt 1600m
>>587624714She will give you rice balls made from her family's farm grown rice, the least you can do is be ready to spark her in return>>587624958You train and win and retire to the farm, what else does someone need in this life
>>587625309Can't see it...
>>587625509No that's valid, the game is honestly pretty ass. I just occasionally level a character every few years and play it as a singleplayer rpg where I take things slow and just walk around Tolkien's world and look at all the cool sights (which stay beautiful despite the dated graphics).You probably picked an elf or dwarf last time you tried it out but played a man or hobbit the first time. The tutorial zones are divided by race.
Chill career so far
I need to fuck the class rep so bad.
>>58762558495233553
if you use filters you're a gay little cuck goyim
>failed to recover slow metabolism four timesShould I just quit?
>>587626421#KawaiCurrenChan #Wouldn't say that
>>587625665I GREW UP ON A FARM TOO IT'S SO FUCKING PERFECTWE WERE FUCKING MADE FOR EACH OTHER >her best friend is CBJUST WHEN I THOUGHT SHE COULDN'T GET MORE PERFECT HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>587626468you should have quit the turn you got it in the first place
>>587626421>t. the reason we have to use filters on the first place
>>587626421>pleaseeeeee don't filter my posts
>>587626224Should I play her career as a male or female trainer?
>>587626421they dont sell unfiltered cigs near where i live
What am I even saving them for
>>587626718Better to have them and not using than needing and not having
>>587626421spammer's mad I filtered his yurishitter md5's and schizo pasta?good
Why is this goblin so cool looking?
>>58762635417773919
>>587626718how old is your phone man
>>587626892>5 debuffersIt ain't looking good for the finals
>double dom hostshant be joining
>>587626201That's the weird shit, I didn't. Pretty sure it was a human. It reminded me of making a new character in retail WoW for the first time in forever, the game throwing me into some expansion zone, instead of the normal established starter zone for my race. It was all so goddamn confusing, just like the LotR thing I saw.No idea, could've been some weird shit I overlooked, or it being related to my steam account being fresh, and not some age old SONY account, or whatever the game used way back. Shits weird, and I'm a WoW baby.
>>587626736Why is it all spicy I CANT HANDLE SPICE !
>>587626863She's the pride of Naniwa
>>587626718style specialist cards and generalist cards that stay strong for 2-3+ scenariosI'm a frontfag so I'll probably use some to get Wit Bourbon to 3lb in 200 pulls, then hoard them for Falco Speed, Still In Love Speed, Daiwa Wit, and Almond Eye. repeat/replace with your style cards like McQueen wit/rudolf etc
You should at least look like a boyuma to be gay baiting otherwise what's the point? No one gonna fuck you
>>587626892too many stinky deboofers (including mine)
Filters or not, it really is fucking hard for you to not respond to shit that clearly gets under your skin and must announce to the thread "HEY I'M USING FILTERS FOR THIS!!!" like a beaten puppy
>>587627031you will lose anyways
>>587627105maybe i'll dump them into pokke then>>587626951yeah idk why the screenshot got scuffed
>>587627031what if it was chiyo+dom dom
>>587625201Uraragorn is the obvious pick I feel but I kinda chuckle to myself when I think of Samson Gambig>>587627038weird, but I wouldnt recommend the game anyway
>>587626772>GloatingIf I have to redo my filters because of your post, I'm cursing you to having to spark the next two banners.
>>587625201>burglarfrom "Rice Shower/Laisu">>HumanRice>>ElfRaisuriel>>hobbitPimelea (from the genus for the Plains Rice Flower)>loremasterfrom "Zenno Rob Roy">>humanRobina >>elfZennowyn or Roywen>>hobbitZenobia (from the genus for tbe Honeycup flower)
>>587627040you should fix that. I grew up in burger midwest and it took me 3 years in college to become accustomed to Siracha. Then I went for cayenne pepper, put it in everything, then graduated to eating habaneros and brewing my own fermented hot sauce. Life is better with Caroline Reapers in it!
>>58762689279988234>>587627031I just want to see Helios win...
>double dom Bad nonny, get spanked
>>587627201Raping her tits
I just press the funny [-] button and move on with my lifeThe REAL issue is the fact how OFTEN this has to be done these days, as seemingly at least 50% of the thread is trash, depending on the time or day.>>587627310I get that much, just annoying is all. Maybe one day, I'll remember the game exists and give it another shot, hopefully this time with the actual goddamn tutorial zones.
>>587627130I literally look like KS Miracle
>>587627342These are cool, thanks :)
>>587627329it's 2-3am his time now, he probably won't see it, asleep and all. that's the only reason I gloated, gomen te
>>587627472That is some fine motion
>>587627478If you really did you wouldn't be posting here
>>587627472Realizing this is the first step to happiness
>>587626512She's from the hags generation yeah
>>587627472you're literally talking about lotr in the uma thread, fucking hypocrite retard, I'm pressing the funny button for offtopic
>>58762742188237157
>>587625706one more try...
Uh oh melty
>>587627814Explain how he is a hypocrite.While you're at it, explain what the word means, without googling/asking AI.
anyway lets get back on topic and discuss uma rape
>>587624428like a bouncy ball? I do want to be active...
>>587627928that's the green rock that makes superman's knees tremble, right?
>>587627472>>587627569>>587627706
>>587628035Rude!
>>587628035>discord
>>587628035This is a good post
>>587627951sou desu
>>587627951According to a quick google search Japan imports 90% of their rape though local farming is having a resurgence recently.
>>587628073Gyaru Motion owes me sex.
>>587628386Aren't local farms also managed by 'imported assets'?
Just bought 10 shares of nvidia
>>587628521I'll definitely kill you.
>>587628521Why would you buy it today dumbass
>>587628521>festa_all_in.jpg
>>587627951Unrelated I had a dream that I was married to Dia despite her not being my umawife and I was really happy. I did not think about work, shitty relationships and I was truly truly happy before waking up to painful ass cramps 15 minutes before my alarm went off.
>>587628521Your post will go hard after it plummets further
im (curren)tly drinking cock zero
Insider here, this is already the lowest dip it will go. Buy now.
>>587628737curren would never drink zero cocks, she needs at least two cocks a day
>>587628906>woman as new CEOlol
>>587617321Does anyone play this on grapheneos?
>>587628956Good. Let it burn to ashes
>>587627310
>>587618623WtfTaishin is precious
>>587628521>he didn't buy at 150
>>587628906Federal insider here, they're losing all of their contracts and it's dipping to hell
>>587621618So cool...
I did it, Creekbros.I finally unlock my very first casual outfit.
im getting engagement baited by these xitter salarymen discovering uma musume...
asseshttps://twitter.com/kimlarno_nazzo/status/2120818889940729996
>>587629539every time there is a new season 2 first time watcher, they always post about crying over itwas I the only one who ever got hard at teio's third injury?
WASTED MY ONE BORROW IN UNITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>587626718when you get 0 in 600 on ramonu
>>587629539Wtf he's literally me
>>587623515You are a tranny.
>>587629818heyyyyy
>>587629740why are you still doing parents in unity anyway?
>>587629882half tp...
>>587629882Half TP
>>587629416Great work, Creekbro.I like that Cygames really put a lot of thought into the casual outfits; all of them feel like something that Uma would wear in their downtime.
>>587629882>hes not taking advantage of half tpdanchou rape this man NOW
>>587629882DANCHOU KILL THIS GUY
>>587629882retard
>>587629917>>587629926>>587629982it's still on? what the fuck? how much longer is it gonna be? i thought it was just a 1 week thing?
>>587629882
>>587630309smartest retard
>>587630312Mambwo...
the most presdijous title in global
>>587630508Why would Cygames implement a title that is LITERALLY impossible to get
>>587627951
>>587630667lmao gitgud lucklet
>>587629693no but i thought teio was a retard and never liked her. it was weird since the whole arc was trying to get me to root for her.
Danchode plays the game less than me so I will not be doing Un*ty and I won't be punished
>>587630894mambwo....
>>587629693teiobro...
cm22 status?
>>587630894mambwo nyo... just one more unity run or we fall outta A+ again...
[-]
Turbo is the real protagonist of season 2
turbo gave me a bodysuit fetish
>>587628521Wait for the 3rd mistress reveal you dumbass
>>587631089i still don't have the parent for the third ace...
>>587628521>the goyim fell for it
>>587631089Easily making A finals but probably not winning
>>587630667>>587630508>6318 results founddamn, out of 2924278, that's 0.2%
>>587632542actual odds of hitting it is 0.01% if you're wondering
I aborted 3 runs before classic today
Yeppers bouncy balls are fantastic to build core balance and they can be fun too, making exercise don't feel like a chore. A nønny like you could benefit from doing seated bounces and hip circles for warmup cardio, then move on to glute bridges and split squats
Cool city gal
hi, fellow torenasthis might be a niche case, but I'll take my chances asking hereis it bad to keep myself pent up for three years?you see, my current trainee is an extremely beautiful girl, but unfortunately she just doesn't see me as anything more than a means for her to race while also keeping her modelling careeryet, even with all those insults about me being creepy and a perv, I still find myself turned on from time-to-time.I once thought of going to the red light district to hire a girl to take care of my problem, but I always end up crashing on my desk from pulling an all-nighter every fridaynow, I don't want to force myself on my trainee, especially since there is only 6 months left on our contract, meaning I will be able to recuit a proper uma soonbut I genuinely think my dick will be ruined if I hold out for that much longef
7 and anons jerks off to uma below
>>587633106>>587627954Goofed up
GOODBYE VIRGINS
>>587633106>using a special character to avoid filtersyeah this is a humiliation/exhibition thing, disgusting.
>more ERP kill yourselves
Is he...
>>587633543learn how regular expressions work bro. it's easy to filter any possible variations in one line
>trigger tom
>>587628521>he bought before the third affair announcement
>>587633008if that's true, then average user has only made around 20 careers
>>587633401i know digitan's entire thing is being an uma stan, but i really really cant stand how they made her talk in global. maybe this is just what femcel losers actually sound like and i just hate women.
>>587633543what humiliation nigga is there something you want to share with the class
>>587628521>he bought ze diphttps://youtu.be/KV5QlSgq7lg
I reek
>>587633861She talks like those 2010 weebs you talk to online back in the days
>>587634117teio would say this
>>587633634getting set up with the country bumpkin? Yeppers!
>>587628521it's not even at 2025's low
>>587633634getting drunk raped by old men
>>587634608GIWTWM
Cow wife
>>587634117what part of you reeks? like your feet maybe haha?
>>587634676#1 cow wife, even
>>587634647city.......
>>587626736That upside-down fried chicken bowl looks great. Fuck, I haven't eaten in 2 days...
>>587634815yeah?
>>587634808THATS RIGHT!
>>587634950gwo this isnt what umas mean when they talk about going "fast"...
>>587633008But I have like 3 of those
>>587635164dancho loves u
>>587634676Cute bovine
>>587635237Daiwa umanko on my face...
BRICKEY SEX
Is N&N, Budding, Plancha enough accel? I'm afraid of being so far back that I miss the timing for Budding and finished accelerating once Plancha gets to activate. Do I grab the Dirt accels or just get more midrace so that I always end up at least 4th before my accels hit? This will determine if I keep my Inari Pwr card in my deck or not for Forward March.
>>587635467yeppers ahh fit
>>587626736>It's in LA not just japanJust invited my friend to go. I've been here before their food is great. Don't even need an excuse to go. the uma incentive is just an added bonus.
>>587635308I say this
>>587635521it should in theory be enough, but it will depend more on lobby comp than anything. The biggest Issue I always had with Taiki, who has 2 mid race golds, was pushing too far up to activate her unique in frontless lobbies. Pace is honestly a lot more gambly this cm than some are willing to admit
aids borrows award
>>587635684/uma/ says LA is dangerous and you'll be shot
>>587635947/uma/ says a lot of things about places they've never been to
Does racing carnival give better friend point per RP comparing to team trial?
One room match? I want to test my team with dom6337245763372457
Oh hello, didn't actually expect you from a Daily paid roll. Now I can cope and pretend that I used my carats on you and not for the Stego SR.
>>587626736>5 miles from my houseShould I go? I fucking hate parking over there.
>>587635947I've been to that exact tsujita 2-3 times before. Nothing to be scared of. It's a pretty well regulated neighborhood. It even has those little food delivery robots driving deliveries around on the sidewalks. If it were a bad neighborhood the homeless would have destroyed them for free meals and they'd have moved their service elsewhere by now.
>>587635774I never say this, holy shit but tits too smalloff-model 'artists' ought to be hanged
>>587633106eughhhh need to be trained for real.......
you guys are nothing more than meat to me
>>587636078you should try and increase her dirt aptitude and also borrow the gold city speed card for an additional speed debuff. It's mile exclusive so you can ideally trigger both it and dominator via 564
>>587636143Is it the one in arts district? how's the parking?
HOT STEAMY SEX WITH DIGITAN
>>587636087kill yourself
>>587626736Tsujita is a fucking horrible noodle spot and I hate that this collab is with them and I thank God I don't give a fuck about any of the Uma because I refused to pay for overpriced dogshit food.
We fucked
next thread will be better
NO
Do you guys think that the most lovey-dovey trainees would engage with their trainers right after their graduation or they would wait for a bit?
>>587636306garbage. i've always had to pay for parking or park a block west in the neighborhoods if it's during an allowed period. If I lived closer i'd just bike but I'm up in SFV and i'm not biking over the mountains for 4 hours to save 10 bucks on parking or avoid 5-10 min of spot hunting.
>>587636306
Ty bros>>587636261This is my maxiumum for dirt sparks, i can try to do more
>>587636525The Shame of Sakura...plus Dober's friend.
>>587636641Dirt C+ would be better just so she actually reaches the second half of the race earlier, but if you cant get a better dirt set up then thats just what you'll have to cope with. And like I said, borrow gold city speed for keen eye
#KawaiiCurren
how many /uma/dacchis are in LA? is it time for a thread meetup perchance!?
>>587636848Ok bwo
>>587636087>paid daily pulls give you stuffWhoa it's almost as if they have the same odds as the first to 9th pull of a ten pull
>>587636936I'll probably go there tomorrow at noon.
>>587636982This is the second 3* I got from the daily paid roll on this banner and the last one was Ines Fujin. So it's not that I didn't expect to get a 3*, I didn't expect to get her at all.
They ruined this game with yuri just so there wouldn't be anything good in my life. I lead a cursed existence where I am constantly punished for being born. When I try to share my pain online everyone dismisses it either as bait or schizobabble.
>>587637105ok i wont. i dont live there or even in california at all. but i hope you get to meet some cool anons and not any of the rapist ones.
I see some of you fuckers posting in WoW forever threads. Give me your recruit a friend link and I'll resub.
>>587636936>LAthis is a yuro general and we are meeting in LONDON!
if Helios is the designated zoomer uma which one of them is the most millennial coded?
>>587636982>salty samuel
>>587637508London isnt in Europe anymore bwo, they left....
>>587637509reddit tachyon
I have to wait 9 months now??
I wonder how many /uma/ are third worlders like me
CM22 Room with my smilebait team1475949914759499
>>587637508London has bad food, and ugly people with bad teeth.
>>587637805And that's excluding the new londonites lmao
>>587637738I'm from Brazil and I hate it.
>>587637702you can WAIT 9 months right anon?
>>587637508mambro its mostly just our club thats euro... theres plenty of mutts here...
>>587637739Carrot…
>>587637738>>587637934I prefer to not think about itsame
>>587637738>ogurifag>third-worlderOf course you are.
>>587637994>>587637738If you work hard like Jensen you too can become great
As long as you're a chill and cool dude it doesn't matter where you're from
>>587637738Hola hermano
>>587637509unironically literally digitan
>>587637509Gold Ship screams millennial slop
>>587637738well im from seattle so basically
Since Head-On and Forward March are both 0.2 m/ss, but FM lasting longer, it's better to learn those two over just N&N right? It's easier on the rating too.
>>587638103What about not chill and creepy dudes
>>587637509The real answer is Fuku she even does the whole "I want to kill myself" shit
>>587637509design wise? daisca was created in a lab to appeal specifically to milennial otaku. shes an extinct breed of tsundere that they recreated from genetic samples frozen in ice.
>>587638370That's just being Japanese bro
>>587637613i said yurop, not eu. take your politics to /pol/
>>587638337Then it also doesn't matter where you're from and I wish you the best on your path towards self-improvement.
>>587638424why is nature sluttier than teio? And where is my nature gyaru cyfaggots?
>>587638493So that's why she's so cool?wtf i need to fuck an iceberg now
>>587636207cute...so damn cute...
>>587638617Neicha is wife codedTeio is rapebait coded
>>587637739Results, as in peak
PROTIP: If you wanna pull shit, just stop playing and Cygames will luckshit to reel you in again.
>>587633543bro? your dynamic filters?
>>587638812EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
wish these scrubs would stop making open cm lobbiesjust baiting me into clicking and not being able to put my team in all to waste my time frfr
>>587635467>>587636610Engaging in lovey-dovey activities with Grass right after graduation
>>587638876exploding inside Daiwa
should i get the zelda remake
>>587638881I agree, zoomerfaggot. If only the filters actually worked...
>>587639102fuck off danchou
>>587639102mmmm...nyo.
>>587639102My uma would never play nintenslop
>>587638812Every gacha has this predatory system bwochacho.
>>587639102fuck on danchou
>>587639102Why? You're not missing much, game's aged horribly
>>587639102yes get the switch 40th anniversary edition too
>>587639361*...
>>587639102>literally HIRE THIS MAN slop people used to shit on until nintendo unironically did it
Good night friends!!!
>>587638745my one and only trainer.
>with loveBROS I AM IN
>>587639461GN bwo
>>587638617Fucking the same person over and over isn't slutty.
>>587639461night night, babydachi!
KYAAAAAA
>>587639473Time to fuck the chef
>>587639584
>>587638309Guess I'll just trust my brain then.
>>587639154>>587639361Who danchou??
>>587639102ive heard its actually soulful despite what 4chan contrarians say.
>>587639674Curren knows her stuff
>>587639730I dont like the character designs of the children but aside from that the environments look nice and, guess what, Ocarina of Time is a pretty good game. It was basically impossible to fuck it up
>>587639891>get in losers we're oshi training
>>587639473*smooches*
>>587639891What the hell thats the same model car that I have
samba
>>587640021UMA SAMBA?
>>587639891The only mistake this man ever made was approving the shitty ballroom design but at least he redeemed himself with the summer outfit.
Samba does mean fuck after all...
>>587639461
I had an anxiety attack and I don't know why
>>587639461Nighto friendo
>>587639772You can tell Yuki truly meant it, unlike Curren.
>>587640246Maybe it's cause you're a loser and a failure with lots of regrets?
>>587640246Cuddle with your trainee and you'll feel better
>>587640770NOT THE SLEEEVVVVEEEE
>>587639464good n0nny
digging deep in twitter there are actually alot of uma porn scattered there but never get reuploaded to danbooru because of dumb rule like "not japanese enough" etc
>>587638881I join them with triple A+ debuffer
>>587641043>not japanese enoughYou've alerted the weeb
post something cute
>>587641043>not japanese enoughGrass...
>>587641320
>>587641095
>>587640086Eh I forgive it because he approved the nishino bride version, the man is too based
>>587635124Impregnation.
>>587640086Summer Sky Sex is too good, holy shitthat there isn't more art of this alt is a goddamn crime against everything good and righteous
gn
>>587642049never wake up again
>>587642049
Return of Vmama will have some juicy drama I feel it
>>587641403Can they give me a hand job like that?
>>587642049gn bwo
Say something nice about Ines Fujin.
>>587642226She has big boobs
>>587642198* you need to get over ***** already
>>587642250agree
>>587642297they're literally ERP'ing together in this very thread
racing carnival ends in 22 mins, in case you haven't cleared shop, you can still claim quests and i assume buy from the shop but you won't be able to get more points
Dober.
>>587642389get some help or better yet kys
i see * and ***** everywhere I gothey are inside my walls
>>587642389Link it retard
>>587642567Allen...
>>587642567Mambocchi...
>>587642720>>587640992>>587639464>>587638745>>587636207>>587633106
>>587642226Cute tomboy tummy
will we ever use this thing?
>>587643104That's for umapyoi
>>587643104i checked the next 3 dirt cms and none of them use it, maybe LoH? i don't know jack about it
>>587642875/uma/ has no idea what ERP is
>>587642875Now explain why these 2 faggots are V and umama
>>587643165I remember the nights I've battled with Sendai as if it were yesterday
>>587643364obtuse retard
>>587643165lewd
ugh Dober
>>587642875I literally didn't notice any of these posts until now. you are mindbroken
>>587643439He's never coming back *
>>587643494Men...
sporty umamusume
Air Groove!
>>587643795Powerful nipples
Is Verxina for (You)? Why are fan works so heavy for her wanting Trainer while he's clueless on her affections?
>>587642865He used to be cool and do his fan runs/host lobbies. Now...
>>587643836hehe penis hat
>>587643910Now what?
>>587643836>>587643913>it's her minimum requirement to accept youAir Groove, the size Empress...
>>587643494stupid bitch
Rickey looks so stupid https://x.com/munyamunyadesu/status/2120512554036568559
>catslop is dead againdogshit site
>>587643895>Maretake a wild guess
>>587643954He does his fan runs/hosts lobbies for /Uma/Club...
>>587644112And Falco looks so cute!
>>587644260how nice of him!
her outfit is cute
>>587644260neigha tryin too hard after betraying mambo
>>587643836Nice drawing, Anon
>>587644371Wife
>>587644424Keb got executed and the new Danchou is awful. Nobody can blame him for leaving
>>587643836i want her to lick meamazing drawing anon
My favorite expression
Stop fighting. Mambros together strong.
>>587644628
>>587644371wait what is th
>>587644371>extra shiny office lady tightsSNIFFFFFFFF
>>587644701If so strong why Mambocchi the ex strongest Mambro leave?
>>587643895>for (You)That's pretty much every uma.
>>587644761You are not in Mambo to be able to understand.
kek
>>587644801Gold City?Helios?Ruby?Air Groove?Seiun Sky?
Stop being retards
>>587644912Yes x5
I love Rice
>>587645037Whore
?jongers present?
>>587645194it's a bit late....
>>587644371My trainee can wait
Why is this midget so popular?
>>587644912
>>587645194I'm awakeReporting in!
wait it's half tp in unity?
>>587645294i literally don't care about him
>>587645439make room! make room for the jongers!
>>587645467DANCHOU GET THIS MAN
Is autis/uma/ gonna host the officers cup mile championship race in the 19th Y/N? If so which officer's ID since its less than a week before it starts so people can prep, and if not so we can start looking who can host thanks
>>587645467and double rewards
>>587645194maybe but I'm wowing too....................
>>587643836Cool stuff
>>587645563>>587645573I brought my fucking light hello card im gonna kms
>>587644912Seiun tries to play it off because that's her personality, but if you made a serious move she would cave in
>>587645037Oh my
how do I get my trainee to stop trauma dumping in the middle of training
>>587644056dont be rude
>>587645713Beautiful wife
>>587645580I never understood wow. It's boring, there's no skill. You simply press buttons and win
>>587644604>>587644448Thanks!>>587644021>>587643913Noooo tall hats mean you're important, look how important she looks
>>587645294She's not. No one here actually likes her and the faggot who keeps spamming her is literally just larping for attention.
>>587645761I like it I'm having fun questing..........
>>587645804That one's even more phallic!It was still a cute drawing though, anon :3
>>587645761Stick to neopets dumbo
>>587645761it's friendslop boomercore. if you don't have friends its a waste of time
(pregnant) ryan LOVE
>>587645642Men need to clip their nails.
>>587645761wow just like any other game ever
>>587645986>ever less skilli only play ragnarok online
>>587646082I play RO every 6 months for few weeks
>>587645013I need Toki to milk me
>Ragnarok Onlineeveryday /uma/ keeps proving its unc core fr
>>587645580woah me too
>>587646287>nelfif you're on eu pvp we're literally on the same server
>>587645642Why are they trying to pretend he isn't a boy
>>587646063>Ines not pregnantI failed as a trainer
For me it was Elsword
>>587646429FUCK elsword for killing grand chase fucking gay ass game
Sorry vro but 2001 HK Vase is kino
You guys suck at WoW Im gonna gank u noobs
>>587646508I remember grand chase and farming materials for ryan...............
>>587646378I saw a Tokai Teio a couple of days ago
>>587646515It's shit just like his record
for me it's Dragon Nest
>>587645294Ignore the other schizosStego is Gold Ship's roommate, actual irl father of the gold family, and same gen as Silence Suzuka, who is cygames actual poster girl for umamusumeAlso, sundayspawn so that's another thing. If there's a deeper irl lore or if it was a surprisingly beloved horse by keibafags, I ignoreAlso, literal Kino reference so I like her because of it
>>587646753i played guild wars 2. it was great
>>587646753SEAunc...I've only seen gay people play tnat shit in my time
For me it`s Tibia
>>587646609the fucking 150 materials + 10 pvp medals that you have to scam out of someone. i fucking remember, what the fuck were they thinking
Is Forever Young the Leroy Jenkins of umamusume?As in, very popular but actually a fucking FRAUD? hahah gottem
>>587646069but what if I need to claw forward or dig here, windy!
>>587643836
>>587645294https://youtu.be/K6ATX-3zoIo
>>587646654Teio is everywhere
>>587646791I mean to act like there's no dev favoritism towards the gold family and thus Stego is also being a bit disingenuous
>>587647018You scratch your partner's back with those? Or are you more of a pillow biter?
>>587647083thats teiou, though
>>587647018wtf
>>587647018why are you posting some nasty ass nails, surely you could of found something better online
>>587645194so about that jong room...
I snacked...
>>587647330make one!
will chilean Teio be able to do it?
>>587647103Yeah, the most glazed umas are mostly sundayspawnsAnd funnily enough Kingu, who you can argue is a far relative
>>587647396>Registered for Japanese Races>He has a shot at itpfffffffffffftchileans getting uppity
>>587647103the only reason why orfevre and gold ship still get to breed as much as they do in real life is because people love stay gold's entire bloodline. they get favoritism because they are favorites.
>>587647338cuteki
>>587647338It would've been so fucking funny if you had pulled Kris S
>>587647389I can try I guess...Majsoul Friends Room 74436(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74436
>>587647398>>587647517I wish other umas got the same treatment but maybe I just dont get it as stupid westerner
Just need all the Dirt sparks next inspo. Who do I pray to?
>>587647396The only sport that country excels at is Tennis, expect nothing but disappointment on anything elset. chilean
>>587640021I wish that was me.
Bros... Rice Shower was my favoriteThen Manhattan Cafe...Now it's Rob Roy....Am I fucked up for switching faves so much...?
>>587647781No, it's okay to be a slut.
>>5876475873/4!
>>587647650Every creator has a favorite, so it's alright. Be content with what you can getMy favorites on any other game die and become unplayable so I'm fine with my favorite uma being a fraud and weak in-game, but her being playable is enough
>>5876475873/4
I want to make passionate love to this divorced single dad with 5 kids.
>chain events finish with good stats >no mile S>chain events finish mile S>no rainbowsI'm going insane
>>587647781YeppersYou'll soon replace Rob Roy for the next new shiny thing too.
>>587647587started
>>587647781You can have many favorites, it's alright. More will come and you won't realizeBut it's time for you to CHOOSE who is the top uma
>>587647951
>>587647781dw it's okay if they're not from the same gen
I don't like the uma that much but stego's one and only G1 win was something.
>>587647939Many is saying this
>>587648130
They should remake S1 with Stego
They should remake S1 with uokka
They should delete this thread
>>587647895Yeah in the end if you put in the effort you can still win with a lot of funky strats. Not going to start autistically screeching because my fav does get the same attention that others do. Especially when I know there's always someone whose oshi is worse off.
>>587648390Stego and SuzukaAnd they both breed Spicaman on camera every episodeThat's it. That's the show now
I want to be his forever
>>587648429Daiwa and Vodka manga/movie/anime when?
>>587647895>My favorites on any other game die and become unplayableThank God this isn't a chinese or gook game
>>587648390They should make it a movie that includes missed same-gen umas like Bright, Tsuru, and Stego.
>>587648315stay gold was also the first horse bred in japan to ever win an international G1, since all of the japanese-trained international G1 winners before him were bred in america.
bourbonGPT, where are the lust-provoking outfit mods for Umamusume: Pretty Derby no nude mods because that's gay
>>587648257
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/527RM3>https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3>https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3
>>587647396He had no races in the US after all so he only trained there.Too many main characters in this race, I just want to see him reach the end safely. Still, dreaming is free
>>587648636You are not ready for the answer.You will have to make them yourself
>>587648257>>587648680ohhhhso THATS why shes old
Is it embarrassing to still be happy about winning the sprint CM?
>>587648756Well, you know...It's all a gamble after allAnything can happen. Ask Ebayan
>>587648883Yeah
>>587648847Your keiba reps...
>>587648883no
>>587648883long lasting happiness is what people live for, so no
>>587648931is this a bingo card?
>>587648847Yeah, haha! She's the oldest uma out there!No one is older than her!0 umas older than her! For real, for real!So no need to search on sites like gametora all the dates of birth of the umas featured there!It'd be useless to go to the site, and order the characters in descending date of birthNope, that'll be useless, yes yes
Sunday Silence being sent to the ghost dimension has been a disaster for McQueen interactions
https://x.com/i/status/2120987498184835327based dexerto
>>587648883it's as embarrassing as getting a banner uma with a single cheeky tenner, so no
>>587648883We know you appreciate all 3 of your wins umama
>>587648883I'm stilly happy that I double platted Sagittarius with my oshi.
>>587649202All of them look better without glasses
And who exactly are you gonna kick?
>>587648847Maruzen predates the whole G1 system even.
>>587649359She raped too hard no one wanted to race with her
>>587649098fuck gametora, I play Umamusume not fucking gametora
Requesting the following picture as next thread's OP
fatco, stop snacking....
>>587649525What's the yellow thing that palmer is wearing called?
>>587649617>What's the yellow thing that palmer is wearingugly
>>587649129It's kinda weird that Cygames never introduced Sunday Silence as an NPC even with an alternate name like Akikawa and Tazuna.
>>587649525the slut of the mejiro
>>587649512imagine being raped by a granny
>>587649525I've seen too much porn lately, I thought the pink thing was a condom belt
>>587649512Yeah but they should have sent Maru to ArimaI would love to know how TTG vs Maru would go
>>587649617sleeveless cropped turtleneck
>>587649826That's not Ardan>>587649893Horse mafia was afraid Maru would rape, which is why she was prohibited to enter
>>587648931>One of five Triple Tiara holders>achieved it relatively close to the game's release>still not playableWhat actually gives?
>>587649845Picrel
>>587648883
>>587649936I need to up my fashion game...
>>587646893im not gay
>>587650045Ask the owner of the rights
Why is Helios actively trying to cockblock Palmer and her Trainer?
I'm gay
>>587650228>>587650228>>587650228
>>587650193Her ovaries require human sperm.
>V bake
>>587650019retard, Maru didn't run in Arima due to tendonitis
counterbake please
>>587650334That's the story they wanted YOU to believe
>>587650446dumb fuck
what happened to "Do not make porn of the horses or the Yakuza will kill you"
>>587647587thanks for the game
>>587651160Wife Motion....
