Previous: >>587617321New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
ryan LOVE
Which umamusume is gonna rape you tonight?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
dancho said he's gonna kick anyone that doesn't have the Spark God epithet by the end of the month....
haha dude NONNY AM I RIGHT
my danchou is a bottom fragger...
my danchou is a bottom...
>>587650352I'm in the soup!
Does Solid Strike work for CM23? Also, when is Sunny Brian getting into the game? The 97 gen is incomplete without him
>>587650352oh babyit's time for cheese
>>587650352OH SHI-
My dancho is our bitch just look at the fans
I have a secret about dancho that people might call a coming out
>>587650425>Spark God epithethuh
Ikuno guys, is Dictus a good wife?
mainichi samba
>>587650352>Believewho
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/527RM3>https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3>https://jiggie.fun/527RM3https://jiggie.fun/527RM3
dochabiko samba
>>587650228I want to live a married life with 'ny
>>587650352eh okay
uma uma samba
>>587650936i want to blast her umanko
>>587650352I don't like spicy food but whatever I'll man up
Holy SHIT these rickey careers are destroying meMy fan gains are so shit now but idk what else I can do but keep trying, I hate how being in a club GIVES YOU GUILT FOR PLAYING THE GAMS
>>587650352Well, that will be awkward.
>>587650992
new york?
fuckmainichi fuckuma uma fuckfuckfuckuma fuck
>>587650352random nigger
gw parents are about to become obsolete on fronts with wit bobo coming out right
>>587650992I'm definitely fapping to this.
>>587651001>>587651013Look! It's Jean and Jane uma samba!
>>587651150yes and nohints for a gold is nice
>>587651150discounts are still nice, but yeah kinda
>>587651150Nyes but no, eventually bobo wit will become obsolete but it'll take a good while before that happens
>>587651150It's nice to have a discount on a skill you have to buy 100% of the time
fuck it, someone from Uma&Co is following me
This would have been funnier if someone got Opera O as a random.
>>587650352I dont want mexican aids please help
>>587650704
>>587651230>>587651241>>587651246>>587651250ohhh yeah I guessbut gw is a pretty cheap skill already
>>587651341Don't worry, like most latinas on the internet, she's white pretending to be mexican
>>587650718very loving. also does your taxes
>>587651552crazy how the VA mogs the uma
>>587651150Actually groundwork parents are going to be the default given that gold skills increase white spark generation rates.
>>587650936cm22 looks like this
Laisu
they should make runaway a wit check
If i have groundwork on a pace, but the room has fronts, does it even help?
You should marry your fellow colleague.
I think I will
>>587651042bwo your b+ club?
>>587651920You're a little farther than other paces without gw
>>587650352oh no
>>587651042Most people are also training dirt umas for a dirt CM, you're fine.
>>587650352I think I'm safe
>>587651013Ah I need to tongue Suzuka's butthole
>>587651932She's the closest to an actual women you could rape in this universe
umankomai tourism
>>587651834Was this champion jockey? That game is too mimicky to real life with its mechanics. I still prefer Gallop Racer 2004 as its mechanics are simple enough
Tomankomai Scramble
I think I'll just be content with b finals this time
>>587652218light hello?azuma?ramonu?tazuna?the reporter bitch?
>>5876503522 for the price of 1
dam
>>587650352>her titleI'm scared
>>587652237yep
>>587650992YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>587651150No, you're still looping GW. But, it's 80% chance to get it now with the gold.
>>587651996I notice in the middle of the month /uma/ reps up for B+ clubs, but at the start/end of the month /uma/ hates on them and praises A+ or better
>>587652812I doubt very much it's 80%. I don't think anything pushes past 40%
I guess the main ace no distance S train continues. Really happy with the result of this though, the game has been pissing me off all week. It just feels nice to get something solid.This failed the pre-debut race and Digitan's Morioka race too lol
>>587652842the b clubs take around the entire 15 days to fill
>>587652842Because A+ club members come during reset to dramapost, and during the month they just auto while playing wow forever + jerking off to fat chicks
wahey
I wish any of the trainers that are meant to be (you) represented me properly
I hate zoomers so much.
>>587653396i jerk off to fat chicks but im not in an A+ club nor do i play wow
>>587653193Recruiting stopped like a week ago already
Ill never understand the gross ojisan thing Even the most depressed forever alone nerd normally doesnt look that ugly
>>587650352>https://umamusu.wiki/Curren_ChanAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>587650352succubus
>>587653396>during the month they just auto while playing wow foreverI do this
which uma's asshole smells the best?the worst?
>>587653530Maruzensky likes zoomers though since she likes feeling hipUse different images
>>587650352Who
>>587650352>literally the uma I won the onsen ticket with, ran in cms and beat my meat to almost religiouslyI'm blessed
>>587653676>red dotretard
Dober. That is all.
>>587653856colorblind bro...
cumporno lickey
I need to sniff Fuji Kiseki's cleavage while she keep caressing my hair...
>>587653587Wild guess but I think it's more like for the japanese that after 30 years old it's basically over for all men that didn't marry at this point and that these men default into looking like a mixture of orc chad and horny fat goblinbasically christmas cake but the reverse for us man
>>587653913dobah cute
>>587654096This but with Creek.
>>587653913DOBER SEX SEX SEX SEX UUUUOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>587654349Dober would not approve of using sloppa
>>587650352Sigh... I already got this bitch last time, can I reroll?
>>587653913Dobah wife
Uma wife for someone who dislikes Mejiro Dober?
>>587654793stop that
>>587654723Calstone Light O
>>587650352Good fucking luck.I will NEVER get hard over flat chests.
>>587654859Why Calstone?
>>587654793you cant post that
>>587654945Dog fucker vs cat
>>587654994no one would get aroused by this
>>587654994
stop posting porn
>>587654994Do people find this hot?
>>587654793why is my dick so small?
>>587654723dober would understand disliking dober, so dober
samplechad...i kneel..
>>587652425Still an uma even though she's long out of the racing game so it's more likely she could overpower (You)Dunno what her deal is but she's probably an uma so no goLOLTazuna was fast enough to catch and bring in Taiki, you are NOT raping her unless it's some kind of kink of hersTrue, but then she'd get you canceled by the Press
>>587650352What the fuck? I literally got my favorite uma
This sunday
My dick is so small...
>>587655290shit taste
This new V and Umama reuinion is funny
>>587655158youre asian
>>587655293LETS GO PIERROT
>>587655207Dober would be mega sad...
>>587645572 idk if he'll host but pencil the Cafe in to rep
>>587650992woah...
>>587652842I need to thrust my penis into Zephyr's cleavage so badly..
So Bakushin porn is undeleted but the other porn isn't? Janny is a Bakushinfag?
uma most likely to take PEDs to gain an unfair advantage in the race?
>>587655293Te amo
>>587655594wheres the bakuporn
>>587655594it is a self delete there is no janny here
Umas most likely to force feed me PEDs (penis enhancing drugs)?
>>587655594Zero and I mean ZERO people find Bakushin sexy
>>587655360A very homosexual opinion
>>587654723Whatever the opposite of Air Groove is.
>>587654432she wouldn't, you're rightshe'd still schlick to it, especially torena x uma raep
>>587655724this but dober
>>587655724Gakuiinchou is very sexy, stop lying
I've been masturbating to Bakushin quite a bit lately, I'll start masturbating to the fourth uma posted after mine.
So what's the autistic way to use these, should I see how many copies of Ramonu I get and then mlb with crystals, save them for ancestors?
>>587655868after your what
>>587654727it's ok, Helios can watch
>>587653913Do we actually like Dober here?
thank fuck, I cannot imagine using /uma/ without youglorious bastard-kun thank you for your service
>didn't hide the stub award
>>587655930everytime there is a banner you should ask in the thread without fail to make absolute sure if you should use them or not yet
>>587655667so everyone can just post porn and delete it with 0 chance of a ban?HOLY BASED
>DoberWell, she'll do it. She's actually cute and hot.
so what did we learn?
>>587656049always haveShichi too, despite the one or two retards who can't speak woman
*stares*
>>587656049yes, we do
>>587656212that's literallly what I do, only the 4chanX chads will be able to see it and the normalfags will miss it
>>587650352Technically, almost everything about her should appeal to me, but I've never been too keen on Cafe.
>>587656324Prove it
>>587655594even worse, the janny is the ex-danchou of umadash, also a bakushinfag so you're half right
hide dober posts for a better thread experience
>>587650352Well, okay.
>>587656243umamusumes are sexy
>>587656420this but cesario because they started avatarfagging with her
>>587656049yes
>>587656274I am now erect..
So why is d and ddddd back together?
>>587656580Who knows, but I can't wait for the drama to leak out of their discord
>>587656104>filters>& Hidden manuallyall those filters just to still click the stub and open it regardless
>>587656274SexSexSexSex
oh yeah i need to kick a dead personB+ club one opening
>>587656274Bobo cute
brian is the kind of brat who WOULD say "ermm i didn't lose the sun was in my eyes' and other excuses
>>587655930from now until Almond Eye, we'll have 11 crystals (if you have 3 crystals /19 shards right now). Best way to use them is on cards that will last multiple scenarios and/or your specialist cards. I'm dropping a few crystals on Wit Bourbon, and will drop the rest on Daiwa Wit, Falcon Speed, Still In Love, and Almond Eye. Saving these resources carefully is vital to the success of your plan if you're strictly f2p. If you paypig the selectors every half-anni, it gives you a ton more flexibility.
POST NAKED UMAS FFS
>>587656774mambwo...
>>587656852I can't, I don't wanna get b&
>>587656757sex
>>587655930you keep them until you get raped which statistically will happen
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/zG0V3u>https://jiggie.fun/zG0V3uhttps://jiggie.fun/zG0V3u>https://jiggie.fun/zG0V3uhttps://jiggie.fun/zG0V3u
>>587656774another fallen mambwo...
>>587656852
>>587650992>>587650992>it's still upMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>587657147bakushin is not erotic so no reason to take it down
aiieeeee
bakusniff bakusniff bakusniff
janny is asleep, post cows
>>587657210
post em
>>587657334this nigga fuck BOYS
>>587657334em
>>587656212What's the point of posting THE RAWEST UMANKO possible if there's no risk of a three day let alone a warning?Same as pretending that mating pressing your trainee while using a condom counts as loving her.At that point, you're a larper. Mocking those who came before you - in more ways than one.
>>587657297heh amateur everyone knows big head is winning the DERBY
>>587657334
>>587657334too tired sowwy
>>587657334what kind of shitty taste is th->windy top 10holy based
>>587657285you got this from the big bakushin cache, didn't you I recognize your style, you bastard
>>587657297I'll always ride Winning Ticket, sexually.
>>587657334NOBODY says this
>>587657467what kind of shitty taste is th->sweepy top 10holy based
>>587657305She's got such a sloppy yet erotic body
I wonder if someone is going to run stinko this CM
>>587657297
>le rivals>daiwa retires early while vodka keeps racking up wins
>>587657467it appears you like them... how do i say this... light headed
I hate Winning Ticket. I seriously fucking hate her.
>>587657452>Same as pretending that mating pressing your trainee while using a condom counts as loving her.>At that point, you're a larper.Incredibly based post.
>>587657452chrono mating press
>i am the only south/central american left in umaI HATE YOU GRINGOS SO MUCH
>>587657452CUMMING raw inside of Chrono Genesis' umnako without a condom on a dangerous day while kissing her with tongue.
>>587658014teiobro... there are plenty of your kind here....
>>587657821Yeah well Scarlet completely body mogs Vodka
>>587657658>Golden passive exclusive to this CM>Pace, Late>>587658061>>587658005I don't recall posting these
>>587650992Wow her bakus look like this
>>587657873I want my oshis to win their races so I dont want neither brains nor bust to weigh them downgotta keep them light on their feet
>>587658014we miss you el mysterio
>>587658014calate pendejo
>>587657971That little creature raped me.
>>587657658I really want to drop all my carats on her. It's only 40K but enough to pity. Umadacchi, is it that important to get the Wit hag?
>>587658014my club has like 8 latin american dacchis
>>587658070How is a south American going to be a 666 pounder teiobro when over there they're all malnourished?
>>587658014I am the last Australian
>>587658014I am here dess
>>587658236Nah wits a meme anyway
>>587658014nobody cares V
>>587658014ñ
wodu
>>587657821It's okay, in my career daiwa snatched the dahby from vodka, there is left to do but retire after crushing your rival that hard
>>587658326HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHUBBY CHILD TUMMY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOONot a pedophile btw
>>587658282they call me the white chinkrace in a bright minkdrink from a light sinknipples are quite pink
>>587658236embrace maximum umarollingretire to B gradeor open league
>>587650992>over an hour without deletionBakushin officially confirmed UNSEXY.
>>587650352And the worst part? She's gonna do it... for No Reason!
>>587658221She learned from the best after all
>>587658014brazilian here, I never left boludo
Which club is the brownest?
>>587658497>>587658326why do all south americans love top cun so much?
>>587658674Fl*sh...
lewd beast...........
>>587658236You're just looking for an excuse to quit the game.If you care about the game then make a new account and dickpull her there, then go back to your real account after the high wears off
>>587658725It's Mambo
umalewd thread
>>587658743Everyone loves Mayacchi
flash mentioned
>>587658725It's Uma&Co
>i am the only SEAchad left in /uma/its fucking over
>>587658743One of the greatest characters ever created.
>>587658771#1 best selling author in all of Tracen (trainer matchmaking center)
>>587658932Bricked is the designated SEAclub
>>587658995no wonder umama was in it
>Same as pretending that mating pressing your trainee while using a condom counts as loving her.>At that point, you're a larper.not even a millimeter will separate me from her
Get Nazis out of my general.
>>587658862
>>587658932sweepychad...
I wish I was the crow that stole her airplane ticket so she can look at me angrily (but can't reach me and kill me).
ok fuck it im the shortest anon in uma
>>587658932789...
>>587659156im shorter than that
>>587656379nta but
>>587658862Krafty Kraut...>>587659078WTF I WANTED TO POST THAT
>>587659063but we're all that's left! I'd show you some chestnutters, but well, you know! >tee hee
Wish this orenji got as much love as the other ones.
