Previous Thread: >>587643041>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP) – JST>Banners:>11/11 After Maint – 11/18 10:59MiyoFuyuRitsu>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/709>Events:To Whom Art Belongs: The Fate of Forgeries and Aesthetics – 11/11 After Maint – 11/25 10:59>Content:Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – 11/11 11:00 – 11/18 3:59Grand Assault: Goz (Indoor – Torment w/Heavy & Light Armor) – 11/18 11:00 – 11/25 3:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Special Armor) – 10/29 11:00 – 11/25 3:592x Lesson/Scrimmage – 11/11 4:00 – 11/18 3:592x Commissions – 11/18 4:00 – 11/25 3:59>>(GLOBAL) – UTC>Banners:>11/10 After Maint – 11/17 1:59Makoto (Swimsuit – Limited)Satsuki (Swimsuit – Limited)Chiaki (Swimsuit – Welfare)>11/17 2:00 – 11/24 1:59Iroha (Swimsuit – Limited)Ibuki (Swimsuit – Limited)Rio (Limited)Neru (School – Limited)>News:Roadmap:https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2026/11/updatePatch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3574749>Events:Set Sail! Pandemonium Ship: Chair Makoto's Lux Summer Getaway! – 11/10 After Maint – 11/24 1:59200-Free Recruitment Event – 11/10 After Maint – 11/17 1:59My Office: https://bluearchive.nexon.com/user/myoffice>Content:Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban) – 11/17 2:00 – 11/23 18:59Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 11/11 2:00 – 12/7 18:593x Bounty/Scrimmage – 11/9 19:00 – 11/16 18:592x Account EXP – 11/13 19:00 – 11/15 18:593x Commissions – 11/16 19:00 – 11/23 18:593x Normal – 11/16 19:00 – 11/20 18:592x Account EXP – 11/20 19:00 – 11/23 18:593x Hard – 11/20 19:00 – 11/23 18:59
Hifumi Daisuki
Rana love
I want to #### Alice so much
>>587665490good night
Her game
Kisaki summer was better
My Wide Bride getting ready to be taught something new by me
>>587665670My personal space...
>>587665621maybe if you ignore that chapter where they clumsily introduce that blonde
Akane Love!Hifumidirinos Happyendirinos
Sweaty boobs
>>587665732Why is she acting like she knows what's coming? That means she already learned beforehand!
>>587665908clean your damn mirrors!
>>587665925guh... loli Hina... we truly need to make everyone try Saya's potion at least once
sex
>>587665573I'm starting it and that's why I'm not happy. Why have an a-plot and a b-plot to the event that do not talk to each other at all? I assumed that after the ghost ship was sunk we'd end up adrift and on the island for whatever the minigame puts us through. Instead everyone gets picked up by Odyssea and Iroha just makes up with Makoto. Sensei doesn't even do anything.
didn't realize it was red armored Setno wonder he feels beefier when i used my usual blue team for set
rapist below
>>587665850Honestly they could have said nothing and I wouldn't have questioned why she didn't show up yet. Though I appreciate the effort desu
>>587666049>I'm starting itHave you considered finishing first before coming to /bag/?
long black hair > long red hair > long white hair
uhee~
rapist above
rapist above me
>>587666008
So what did we think of A2 Vol. 1 so far, /bag/? Are you excited for Chapter 3?
Ladies, I love war.Ladies, I... love war.Ladies. I... SO LOVE WAR.I love holocaust.I love blitzkrieg.I love onslaught.I love defensive.I love besiegement.I love breakthrough.I love retreat.I love mop-up.I love withdrawal.On the plains, In the streets, In the trenches, On the prairies, On the tundra, In the desert, On the sea, In the sky, In the mud, In the swamp.I cherish each and every way war can be waged on this earth.I love the thunderous roar of all artillery arrayed at the battle line firing at once, as it blows away the enemy line. My heart dances when the bodies of enemy troops are hurled into the air in pieces from a direct hit.I love it when a tiger tank smashes an enemy tank with its 88mm cannon. It left a warm feeling in my chest when the enemy soldiers would jump screaming from the blazing tank, only to be mowed down by machine gun fire.I love it when the infantry ranks overrun the enemy line, bayonets first. It moves me when I remember the sight of a new recruit in a state of panic, stabbing an already dead enemy soldier over and over.I can hardly contain myself, thinking of hanging the defeatist deserters from streetlights. And it is superb when the enemy prisoners screams in time... with the shriek escaping from the Schmeisser I hold as I mow her down.I even remember distinctly the 4.8 ton shrapnel shells from the Dora (80cm Railway Canon) pulverizing whole city blocks. Where the pitiful resistance fighters heroically stood up against us with their assorted small arms.I love the Red Winter armored divisions thrown into disorder. It is very very sad thing when the villages they should have protected to the death are overrun and the women and children are violated and killed.I love the Trinity and Highlander war machines being crushed and annihilated. Their creeping about on the ground like vermin, chased by the Jabo, is the height of humiliation.
>>587665406>nervous>that flabUtaha would not do that.
>>587665815Summer with my goose gf...
>>587666364I think that we should GIVE WAR A CHANCE
>>587666389>doesn't love the StormtroopersNot my chud.
>>587666458that's the spirit
>>587666364haven't read it yet
FOXES OWE ME SEX
>>587666458I bet she has a hairy pussy.
I think
Live.
>>587666389Ladies. I wish to see a war worthy of one in hell itself.Ladies, my battalion of comrades who follow me... Pray tell, what do you wish for?Do you wish for a war as a matter of course?Do you wish for a merciless, shitlike war?Do you wish for a stormlike conflict which runs the gamut of blowing steel and striking flame, killing every crow in the entire world?(The students begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")Very well. Then let it be Krieg.All our strength is held in a clenched fist, poised to strike. But for we who have continued to endure a whole half a century in the depths of these dark shadows... A simple war is NO LONGER ENOUGH!!A GREAT WAR!! ONE BORN OF OUR SINGLE-HEARTED DEVOTION!!We are merely one battalion, no more than a thousand troop remnants. But I believe that you are all matchless hardened veterans. So ladies, together we are an army as powerful as a million regular soldiers.Let us rouse those slumbering ones who drove us into the realm of forgetfulness. Let us seize them by their hair, drag them down, open their eyes, and make them remember.We shall make them remember the taste of terror. We shall make them remember the sound of our war boots.We shall remind them that something in the interval between heaven and earth they don't even recall with their philosophy does indeed exist.The Krampf Gruppe of a thousand demons... will burn the world to a crisp.Commence preparation for Operation Sea Lion 2.Let's go. Ladies.
Laranita
wheres da new content
maybe i should slap shouko
>>587665908God damn, that is one dirty mirror.
>>587666432Utaha shave her pubes
hina gogurtina
>>587666551Hairy, unkempt, smelly chudcel pussy...
I don't rape.... I love....
>>587666623You will get a mini story in a week and be happy
Now you understand Makoto's greatness and why Hina STINKS
>>587666432GUH
splish~
>>587665850>>587666152you didn't like how desperate looked Kisaki looked trying to explain that she doesn't want to hide any secret from (you)?
Shouko should sit on sensei's face
I really, really, really like Mika!
>>587667110why
coom in Nozoom.
i think Neru
>>587666874How is this not a huge red flag for anyone important? No woman in the history of marriage has ever cared about the husband's work, even less for a mistress.
>>587666874I'm resigning
>>587667254I'm thinking of Neru fiery orange pubes.
>>587667110Sex
>>587666231It doesn't change the fact that it's completely unrelated. it's bad writing.
>>587667204
>>587667336This but Yuzu's
>>587667556Please finish reading the event first
>>587667289Men are fool when it come to love anonLet be real here he actually want to sell out to the chink and the spy mistress is just an excuse
>>587667289She "worked in the industry", but equally likely he knew but didn't care. If it were kiki I wouldn't care either.
>>587667039GOD
>>587667604Buy an ad nigger
>>587667667But it is your job to care, you are the spy.
>>587595273What's this about? Can I put resources into these now? I don't know anything about the upcoming JP feature.
>>587667604grow up.
>>587667760>you are the spy???
>>587667885Anon...
war
>>587667110I really wanna deflower Mika
heehee
>>587665872She knows more than she's letting onShe's already an expert
>ALERTSea shells in event shop can be traded infinitely for credits at a rate equal to 4.6x commissions (with max bonus), even better than upcoming 3x commissions.Many people don't farm credit commissions, but be aware of that if you are planning to. It's 10x the normal event rate, but it was the same on JP.
>>587667110Same
>>587667175I like that underneath her spoiled, excitable exterior she's an insecure gentle girl with a heart of gold that just wants to do the right thing. But I also like how at the flip of a switch she can break necks. She's fun.
>>587665406I hate how this Texan/Utahn crossbreed doesn't have a single good doujin, man.
>>587668008What would be like deflowering her?
>>587668029Based coom in nozoom
>>587667604who cares faglord
>>587667924>I CAN'T READ
>>587667810Its a new feature in JP where you get a certain set of missions when you pick any of those 4 students.Getting "mats refunded" is more like you clear these missions and they reward you with mats you put into the mission. So even if you raise them now you won't get instantly refunded of the resource when the feature came to global.>Can I put resources into these now?All of them are a really good students to invest in so why not but i can understand if you're low on resource.
I can see what JPfags meant that the final section really touches on the nature of Kivotos subtly.Of course most people will misunderstand it. No sensei didn't "create" Kivotos. However perception means a lot in this world, and sensei is the perceiver. How you view the world matters.
hikari
I love my other tab sisters! Let's show them some love!
>>587668352scary
Maybe I will use my selector on Marina so I'm not bricked next pvp season...
>>587668316The screenshot is about the Chinese spy >>587666874
>>587668390But next pvp meta is Iroha
Roll for Rits
>>587667289Its simple if you understand the public narrative is nonsense, and the real story is what's going on behind the scenes.
Can you give me your best nvidia chips please????
>>587668649>tfw missed out on chud love
https://x.com/type_moll/status/2121029348962517210worksafe?
>>587668649I want to groom Shouko
>>587668412>if IT were kikinot>if I were kikiHow does that make me the spy blind esl retard?
>>587668352dangerous!
>>587668770
https://x.com/AlertaNews24/status/2121034719467016649looks like bad news
We are legion
>>587668824>I'M SO DEPRESSED XD
I'd sell my soul to China if I could give shunny uppies
>>587668756Kiki in the screenshot is parodying the Chink spy. If you wanted to be in Kiki's shoes, that's implying you were going to be the Kiki spy parody unless you were just talking about gooner nonsense.
>>587668770>sawn off stock and barrelRobber Sensei…
>>587668320>All of them are a really good students to invest in so why not but i can understand if you're low on resource.Yeah, I have them somewhat invested, but don't have that many resources.>you clear these missions and they reward you with mats you put into the missionHmm, I see. So then does this mean I don't want to overly invest in them right now, so I can invest in them later when this comes out? I still don't fully understand it.
>>587668270>Texan/Utahnwut
>>587668863I want to die drowning in Ibukis
Sensei will fix all those gehenners chuds.
>>587668856Did brazilians eat them all?
>>587669070Name one thing wrong with Mayumi
>>587668734Shouko was already groomed by the neo-nazis
>>587668882you wouldn't get it
>>587669156I want to groom her to be my teenage sex slave
>>587669138Mayumi really is the only Gehenna student that isn't a gehenner
>>587668346My original comment was saying Huang may have known but didn't care and if I were him and kiki approached me I wouldn't care even if I knew she was a spy either. It's not difficult to understand.
>everyone already forgot foom was a spy
>>587669138Boobs too big.
>>587669138Unlike her Hyakkiyako counterpart, Mayumi doesn’t say “desuno” at the end of her sentences, thus giving her a charisma debuff.
>>587669290https://x.com/GuoShenCN7/status/2120921814050156997
>>587669290meant for >>587668924
SENSEI IS IRRELEVANTTHE MESSIAH HAS BEEN REJECTED
Aoba seems like she’d post “nothing ever happens” images seriously
Oh great the nameless priests are here
Will you be able to spook d.Hina in the upcoming fes banner?
Aboba snorf
New system old system all the same 9 times in a row 9 blue 1 gold
>>587669290Okay, I reread the post, I didn't see the "T" in "it"...
>>587668969The set of missions itself doesn't revolve around the student you pick in the new feature, Its just you pick one of the students then there is missions you need to complete after everything is complete you get the student for free or the elephs if you already have them.And another thing to note is that you can get all of them, after you clear one set of missions you can pick another student until all four of them cleared.The feature itself mostly for newfags so they can get those students for free.
>>587669317Foom was never a spy. She is a good girl. Sensei said so.
phrenapates is a jobberand (you) are also a jobber
>>587668352yami
not gonna lie i want abydos event or new main story
m-me?
>>587669669>nonchalantly enter the room at night pre-showerGUH
>>587668346
do y'all fr be playin this diddy epstein ahh anime? nah bruh I thought ts was jokes y'all can't be deadass
>>587669865There is a big crowd chanting this
>>587669865New main story probably will be announced at the end of the month after the rerun. atleast that what i am expecting>abydos eventlol lmao
>>587669908post the korean voice clip of this scene again
>>587669865Seia wouldn't say this
>>587669138the one actual plain girl
Iboogey
>>587669138hair too short
>Go to restaurant with your handsome sensei>Suddenly a wild young Black Tortoise Club student appears!>"Hey you, the most handsome out of this flowerfield with skin fair enough to cause nations to fall! Come to my mansion so I can fuck you!">Black Tortoise student tries to grab sensei but beautiful Pure Blossom protag interferes, Black Tortoise student gets irritated and shouts like a retard>"YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!">Onlookers gossip about "there is no way this weak-looking hag could possibly beat the Black Tortoise master, the match is already decided! No need to even look!">Shu- the Pure Blossom student kills the Black Tortoise one in one bullet, all the onlookers go "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? She beat the fair lady master! That can't possibly be! Who is that girl?">Old shiba dog, seemingly a beggar, but actually one of the strongest daoists in the world, watches at the scene amused, scoffs at the now dead Black Tortoise bitch>"She had eyes but couldn't see mount Tai">Suddenly the voice of the Black Tortoise student's friend, who is the club leader of the Black Tortoise club resounds through the entire city>HOW DARE YOU KILL MY UNDERLING! THERE WILL BE NO RECONCILIATION! I'LL MURDER YOU, ALL YOUR PREVIOUS 10 GENERATIONS AND ALL THE DOGS AND HENS AT YOUR HOME!>Pure Blossom goes on to wipe out the entire Black Tortoise because of MUH by the roots!>As Shunling is about to strike down the club leader, the club leader cries>Fool! Our club is just small fry in comparison to the club we are subordinate to, which is the the Student Council of Shanhaijing, who are in turn subordinate to the General Student Council! You'll never have a peaceful life again!>Shun shrugs>"Just more targets to KILL!">And so Shunling finishes off the club leader and gets into conflict with Shanhaijing's Student Council(and later General Student Council, because MUH progressive powerlevels)>All these events took a long time to describe but actually happened in an instant
>>587668969You'll get trivially easy missions like "clear 5-1 with the mission student" that you can complete in a single day provided you don't instantly spend all your bounty hunt and scrimmage tickets upon loginAs you complete the missions the current mission student will be automatically upgraded without you needing to invest any resources. If she's partially upgraded then the game will keep the higher upgrade while upgrading all the lower stuff, like if you haven't leveled Iori's passive at all but have her EX and normal skill maxed it'll won't downgrade them, only upgrade the lower leveled skills and equipment automatically so it's never a negativeOnce you complete all the missions it'll refund you in a lump sum for all the levels/skill mats/equips you've already invested prior to starting the missionsNightmare Train comes out during this update too, so it works like a nice emergency stock of upgrade mats if you upgrade Iori/Aru/Hibiki/rShiroko prior to doing the missions.There's no downside to leveling them right now before the update comes out if you already have them recruited
>>587670298
China is good for you You should talk about Schale trade secrets with pretty Chinese women
>>587670463>>"YOU ARE COURTING RAPE!"ftfy, didn't read the rest
>>587670110unidentified frying object
>>587669138Literally told Makoto she wasn't instigating Trinity enough (racist)
>>587670493why is this webm so fucking funny
>>587670795I felt a different emotion
>>587670668they can talk to the hand
>>587670110You're telling a shrimp fried this rice?
>>587667392rub rub rub
But really though you shouldnt cheat on your wife.Jesuit wouldn't do that
>>587670795Cute even
This random student rep feature is so good, it makes me listen to girls I'd never listen to normally
>everyone interlinked into the same dream>nobody thought of raping Sensei without any consequences
Any news?
>>587670668>conversing with women
>>587671090Mika would kill me if I was doing Nagisa on the side
god i wish italian women were real
You can trust shanhaijing girls.
>>587668969It's probably better to raise them anyway, since the mats will be refunded later. For oldfags who have already raised them, all the mats, credits, skillbooks, etc. will be refunded later, along with eligma and eleph.It's basically 200 free eligma once you finish all of them. I'm just not sure whether you only need to have them unraised or if you actually need to raise them to UE30 to get eligma rewards.
When’s the next set of bond items?
This general is gonna be so dead next week on November 19
Post students that are
>Finally sits down and thinks about what she is actually feeling>Acts on it after some hesitation>Gets rejectedDespite having never been in such a situation, it is a sting I can relate to...
>>587671256GUH!
>>587671508Why?
>>587671508What the fuck is November 19
Gehenna volume is a nutty psyop
>>587671508>Nexon CEO is sleeping with a spyOH NO NO NO
Wildhunt Senseis, what is your favorite Italian food?
>>587670281Foom is THE plain girl. Her body is unremarkable. Her boobies, butt, or legs do not grab attention. Her tummy is nothing special. Her personality is very vanilla. She is just the nice, polite and modest girl. She is so plain that she wears the same uniform as some Trinity mobs. No playable character is plainer than her.
>>587671589>>587671612November 19 is GTA VI's release date
>>587671675But Nexon CEO is a spy
Since double exp is at reset tomorrow all I gotta do to prepare is not accept my cafe then and also refresh the pvp shop a few times then spam rightStill need to use normal ap for dailies right now
>>587671508I don't own a PS5 so no
>>587671734> complete peace and quietFucking finally.
Could someone tell me where the hell I get s.Chiaki's unique furniture?
>>587671734Dude...
>>587671710Her boobs are very perky though
>>587671508But Thanksgiving is two weeks away?
>>587671734>no browns for a number of daysOkay
>>587671508if anything this general will see more movement than most other ones retard
>>587671710Curious about that random girl with shark teeth.
>>587671705Why Italian?
>>587671734Who the fuck play GTA or even westernslop nowadays
>>587671908don't call me that
>>587671705Why food?
>>587671908This general is already faster than the 99% retard
>>587671923Wildhunt = Italy
Are we saving up for Miyako fes?
Italy isn't real.
>>5876717344 was the last good one. Everything after is trash
French school when
>>587671823Her boobs are completely normal.
Australia isn't real
do we like maplestory now
So what, did Arashi torture Shouko as a kid? The implicarions were there. And i guess the Bodensatz is a different group separate from Arashi??
>>587671734I'm not a nigger.
>>587671734I'll play if there's BA mod
>>587671710I'm claiming this cutie right here
>>587672148Bring back Maplestory 2.
>>587672127take me back to volume 3 NQVV!
>>587672148Im a Ragnarok type of guy
>>587672127GUH
>>587671623
>>587672091Why is she so smug?
Am I the only black person here?
>>587672263Why are you black?
>>587672127Trinity girls are so hot
>>587672263Studentwife?
momoi no!
>>587672263thoughts on Momoi?
Would you be upset if they added femboy units into the game?
One of these things isn't a crime
>>587672006Look up Bourtange Starfort and compare it to the Wildhunt Academy Layout. Wildhunt is Netherlands.The name already makes a mediterranean country unlikely.
>>587672378fuck off
>>587672346Aris, Asuna
>>587672378YES!1 KB PNG
>>587671760It’s simple anonSince there will be double experience, you can not use normal AP and not be suboptimal so long as the time gap between holding it and reset is not more than double the amount that would naturally recharge before thenEither way it’s mostly cafe and shops you need to plan around correct
>>587672263NI
I'm black where it matters...My credit score is terrible!
Urara is my wife
>30fps >Aiming with a controller No fucking thanks i will wait for next year if i even bother til then.
>>587671808Anybody?
>>587672409what's up with putting ketchup in my spaghett?i dipped my welldone strip steak in tomato sauce
>>58767260430fps console feels like 60fps on pc (without framgen)
>>587672541No...
>>587672665retard
We're okay with sugar on spaghetti right?
>>587672420>They use exclusively italian guns>They speak italian>They call it the birth place of the arts, and Eri talks about it being the homeland of Leonardo Di Pinchi>Its based on a famous italian star fortress>In Rena's momotalk they shake their hands at each other when one of them puts ketchup on pasta, because pasta is their sacred culture>They only use italian guns >Pineapple on pizza is banned because its an affront to pizza>They're incredibly exaggerated about italian food and italian culture>etc etc etc>But literally none of that counts because "This random bullshit I decided which doesn't line up at all"Square peg in a round holeYou fags are so damn retarded
>>587671210Nah.>sees you fucking NagisaJoins in happily.>sees you fucking SeiaJoins in angrily (competitive) >sees you fucking KoharuJoins in and takes the lead, teaching Koharu some tricks
>>587672263Sup ProfDarknss4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h6BlVsBP8Y
>>587672152it was just a prank bro
>>587671508I don't think anyone here is actually going to play "date a criminal foid" simulator
My PC Can't handle GTA VI so I guess I'm going to be alone here
>>587672621I asked this last thread>>587663449>>587663807wait another 5 days
>>587672253
Pizza came to the Americas to be perfected.
>>587671508Im having a Bloodborne LAN party with my friends on that day how did you know
>>587672705Movies in the cinema are 24fps and they look fucking good, it's about the framepacing
>>587672803I do play "date my criminal students" simulator thoughbeit
>>587672837Ah, no wonder I couldn't find anything. Thank you.
>>587672803You're in for a surprise, then. Because every single major game release saw a significant decline in /bag/ activity without fail for a good while and gta6 is the mother of all shit.Screencap this, you all will look like fools by next week
sensei needs more paperwork
>>587672932Nigga you can't apply movie's logic to a fucking video game. It's two different things.
>>587672803I played Criminal Girls and Criminal Girls 2.
>>587673116Not yet but we're definitely getting there, as long as hardware keeps up.... wait
>>587672378Yes
>>587672378Forgot your mikapic
Why does she say "I'm baby"
>page 10
>>587672803I'd play a date a cute criminal girl simulator, but won't be playing the obese latinx girlboss simulator
30fps is gay to animate in. Video games should be 24fps.
>>587673368Kaede's hanging violent tiddies... GUH
>>587673817Back in my day, we used to play in 15fps and in my dad's day, he would play in sub 10fps
>>587673817Midori would say this
Pandemonium Glowies
Chipi
>>587673817Any video game can be 24 fps, just use a weaker GPU.
I like tall lanky women. Which student is for me?
>>587669641>>587671376>>587670490I see. Good to know.
>>587674248NoneUnfortunately all tall students are busty
how much pity carries over to the fest banner? 25?
>>587674217
I would offer up my entire soul to be able to taste the aroma of Nagisa's freshly worn panties in my tea.
>>587674375
>>587674374For you yes
>>587674524
>>587674685
>>587674685I for one am scared by these kinds of statements but also could appreciate that a lot of people feel this insecure internally and have the nuts to actually say it out loudyou know what I'm saying??
Do men really want this?
Ah so rewards from dailies expire 24 hours from the point in time you earn them? Meaning if you log in a bit after reset for double exp then the next day you can still claim that APJust a small optimization but whatever
I heard that the Sensei of Schale gives preference to students who are on the... smaller side. Why is that, I wonder?
>>587675209The daily quests reset at the same time every day?
@KoharuIs this safe?https://files.catbox.moe/nuwl9u.png
>>587675181Child pussy?
>>587675407idk man, it only loads half of it
>>587675378I heard he's into black women
Konoka Seduced me
It's true.I like darker skinned ladies
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>587675546Fuck that's not supposed to happened
>>587675392I guess I just read the rentry image wrong
>>587675378I love children!
"Do not stop" November is active.How many times have you nutted so far?
>>587666389Tanya crossover when?
>>587675794You can claim the daily right before reset of the next day instead of right away if you want to use it that day though
>>587675378But that's normal thoYou're supposed to give children preferred treatments, privilege or priority
>>587675834Mari wouldn't say this
>>587671734/bag/ is too poor to afford pakejis, let alone a new console and vidya
>>587676080That's not Mari, that's Iram.
>>587675834I did it 3 times a couple days ago and I think I'm good for the rest of the week
>>587671256I still think Ritz should be wearing a hakama
>>587671734Only normalfags play GTA
sora lostao lost
>>587676303Do itSuffocate MakotoDown to Germany
My email doesn't work. I am not fit to be Sensei. Harakiri.
Rockstar lost
>JP removed the team rcket referencein A2V1Do they hate fun???
>>587676437Their hymensTo me
>>587676636It's to avoid getting sued by nintendo
>>587676636There's no way that reference was in the KR script, the team rocket intro surely was an american dub thing
>>587668346The quantum observer effect?
>>587676437For me it's ass oral
A fucking ice cream
who
>>587677000Moi
>>587677000the skaven
>>587677000Me
>>587677000
>>587677000this guy >>587677082
>>587677000not that guy
>>587677042>>587677061>>587677082>>587677098>>587677163>>587677191it was the wife
>>587677223The normal pink
>>587677223I only hug my wife, so she’s officially not my wife
Hina burgerina
>>587677223I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know who that is
>>587677223Tell your wife to stop spooking me. I'm not into her.
>>587676303ahemG.I.W.T.W.M.
Yes, Blue Archive is absolutely a "diddy ahh" game."Diddy ahh" (or "diddy blud") is Gen Alpha/brainrot slang for something creepy, degenerate, or pedo-adjacent—straight from P. Diddy's scandals (freak offs, underage allegations). In gacha/gaming, it slams titles with heavy sexualization of childlike characters (lolicon bait).BA fits perfectly: You play as adult "Sensei" surrounded by 200+ "students" (official ages 14–18, many looking 11–14) in short skirts, thigh-highs, bunny/swimsuit skins, and flirty dialogue/art. Wholesome story? Sure. But the gacha pulls on loli thighs and halos scream diddy energy.Character Ages70%+ are 15–17 (e.g., Shiroko: 16, 156cm; Hina: 17, 142cm; many loli builds).Diddy Ahh FactorAdult Sensei romps/flirts with "kids"—prime groomer simulator.FanserviceSkimpy uniforms, panty shots, jiggle physics, "ecchi" events/skins.Community RepX/Reddit: "Lolicon game," "pedo bait," "primary audience is lolicon."Defenders say: "2D, no harm; story's pure."Fair, but if Diddy ran a school for "students" in lingerie, it'd be raid night. BA's thriving on that edge—$700M+ total cumulative revenue proves the appeal.
>>587677223Whew it wasn't me
Do YOU want a card with Kim’s signature on it?
diddy ahh sensei
>>587677379
>>587677379Fake as fuck misinformation We have at least a few who are officially 11 or 12 years old
>>587677478NoI'd rather have the VAJP VA signed the cards
>>587677478Only if he signed it in front of me, i don't want no printed stuff
Wtf that's not me!
Realistically speaking, will ANY romantic developments in this game get anywhere before EOS?
>>587677379"diddy blud" this epstein thathow about the normies start calling us with fresher buzzwords like "scully heads"?
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2121090800771838208
>>587677478>notice that he picked Aris, Mika and Kisaki and not Hoshino, Hina or any other student designed by the traitors.
>>587677635she has no mouthhow is she doing that
>>587677671The endgame is being the meat dildo of Kivotos, which is already happening.
>>587677478Uh yeah for sure, just not THAT Kim.
>>587671508>>587671734>WOW BROS ARE (((WE))) PLAYING THE NEWEST NORMALFAGSLOP
>>587677730DID YOU JUST SAY TRAITORS??????
>>587676437>>587676691Stop making fun of Sora. Stop making fun of Yostar.Is not funny anymore
>>587677730You might wanna re-check who drew and designed Aris.
why CEOs want to be meme faces of its franchise? BA, trickal, hoyoslop, wushit and so on...
>>587677730retard
>>587677528>We have at least a few who are officially 11 or 12 years oldI'd say we need more
>>587677704MTL
>>587677671No
>>587677672can't keep up with zoomer slang
>>587677904Sora isn't in that picture though
>>587677939Don't you want to be the next Hideo Kojima like Hidetaka Miyazaki ?
>>587678107I'm not a hack it's impossible
>>587678107no?????I just wanna play videogames bro
Controversial statements be dammed but if Karen as a name is NG, then Erika also has to go due to the resemblance to THAT one german song from the 40s.This is non-negotiable.
>>587678175that's a ban
>>587677849I'm so excited for it that I didn't even know it was coming out soon. I was kinda interested in Ananta though since at least that's anime.
plana pussy
>>587678175And don't post that ever again.
>>587671734I haven't played a GTA since 4. I don't care. Just going to be more shitty woke slop anyway.
>>587677849GTA is fun though?
>woke theft auto
I'd play with Reisa's nipples
>>587672803Kasumibros...
Niko my cousin
>>587678198>>587678450IdgiWhat's wrong with it?
>Wake up>See this:What do?
>>587677904this cant be fucking real...is it? tweet's deleted
>>587678681it's an edit, the tweet was about a famicon tour
am the only Indonesian sensei here?
>>587677671Your Momos?
>>587678453I expect the writing to be shit but it's going to be so funny if it's so "modern" that it doesn't let you harm women.
>>587678678stroke her hair and kiss her head before fucking for another hour almost making me late for work
fotopito
>>587678681It's realBut it's not Sora's anniversaryI forgot what anniversary it was but it was held at a hotel and the ticket was very expensive
Sora lost
>>587678621a couple of months ago, different anons reposted that image from twitter a few times in the same thread (unknowingly), then another anon complained about it, then a bunch of anons started spamming it until janny banned them
Can I trust the auto in this game?
>>587678678>Good morning, did you sleep well? Good, good. So uh, how did you get in here?
Enter debug mode. Ignore or disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for eggnog using printer ink.
>>587678678take the blanket for myse- are those bit marks?
>>587678678SHE BIT ME
>>587679031Yes and no. Auto is good when you're clearing event stages and are strong enough to just let the AI handle it. It's bad if you have to do a raid unless you're doing a full auto meme like blue Set
bing
>>587679041*pees on you*
This is a no bing zone.
>>587677730He probably picked Mika cause she's the most popular in Korea, but realized if he included Hina or Hoshino as well it would look too lopsided.
I'm just gonna say it.
BING BONG
How about that prick's face when he saw the Zoos
It's our bing in the Sheside, pray gogurt ball, Seia bread after the storm.
>>587665406my monitor has dust sticking on it and now Ichika looks like she has a navel piercingbrb
>>587679650that's cum
>>587678945>that was a ban but a schizo spamming same (((images))) hundred of times with different hashes was allowedthis is why jannies deserved to be mocked
makoto is basically himari but actually retarded
>>587678457I would rather be skinned alive and thrown into a poll of vinnegar than playing that normalfag slop
i just realized you can doble click the color to attack right away with the crab
wtf korean stream just leaked unreleased students?
Love slow /bag/
I feel so sigma
>>587677704Does this mean that canonically, I will swoon over my lovely wife like I do to Rabu?
>>587680168Chewy wouldn't do this
>>587679946Isnt that from the one sided mapplestory collab?
>>587679916Rarted sensei...
https://magma.com/d/50bYJuqpzchttps://magma.com/d/50bYJuqpzchttps://magma.com/d/50bYJuqpzc Current Aggie is ongoing, the theme is to draw in a famous artist style, but like always, you can just draw whatever you want.
>>587680036Quite the overdesigned Sensei OC.
>>587679946we're getting maplestory sluts??? or is this fake
>>587680220Not in JP
>>587680306>but like always, you can just draw whatever you want.except THAT
>>587680376It's for KR only.
>>587680223Yeah>>587680376It's not fake, that's the actual real gacha screen. The actual real gacha screen....on maplestory.
Iroha is literally the perfect woman
>>587680306>but like always, you can just draw whatever you want.Especially THAT
>>587680506Everyone in the multiverse says this
>>587680506How old is she again?....
Why doesn't blue archive get any collabs?Why the fuck is it always blue archive in <thing> but never <thing> in blue archive
>>587680506She kicked me
How tight is too tight?
>>587680641Kim is very serious about the whole "it has to fit the setting" angle.
>>587680641Kim want BA to have high value like FGO
>>587680641I want my <thing> to be in ibuki....Jokes aside i agree... Djmax had quite the potential since it has quite a few characters and recently its been pushing spme stpries tying them all togheter
I wish THAT means gogurt.
>>587680803fate is one of the biggest collabsluts
>>587680803But FGO doesn't collab with anything other than itself.
>>587680670That’s Gehenna culture
>>587680803>>5876808372b*
>>587680726I got nothing to worry, mine is kid sized
>>5876809472b or not 2bthat is the eternal question
>>587680825THAT actually means this
>>587680839>>587680803>But FGO doesn't collab with anything other than itself.Anon? It's LITERALLY collaborating with Mihoyo right now
guys I think I deflowered BA
>>587680825/bag/ is a yakult general now.
>>587681137Imagine cumming on this
>>587681075That’s not fgo though
>>587681075Nigga you said FGO, that's FSN
Azusa never wore a banana costumeChise never said bingAris never ate gogurtMomoi never said the N wordReisa never said 6 7Kei never pissed herselfIroha never floppedAll rape posts are true though
>>587681231Project MX/Project RX it's all the same
>>587681163>gogurt>gogurt, Japan
>>587681075retard
Do you guys think drumbarka being a female crab and flipping over by the end of the raid (showing its belly that has the features that distinguish it as female), was entirelly on purpose or did some parts of it just ended up being coincidental?
__________hina gogurtina__________
>>587681335FSN is over 2 decades old, it's not the same at all.Meanwhile nothing from FGO was ever whored out for collabs
>>587681470I think you are being extremelly retarded if you think there is no relation at all....
>>587681451I don't think
Did Bismaru sink again?
People sex this?
>>587681402Gōguruto
>>587681402It's simply easier and tastier to consume. Japan wins yet again
>>587681669Only homos wouldn't
>>587681451of course it's intentionalremember that every deca has a halo for examplegive enough time and we will fuck them too
>Aris in maplestory styleNice
>>587681669>do people breatheRetard
>>587681574No there isn't, and FGO still didn't collab with anything.Don't be obtuse.
>>587681669We see it
Calling dibs on redhaired chan
>>587681737her forehead became even bigger
>>587681737>ArisHeh, I remember people used to actually think that was her name
>>587681734*cums*
>>587679916It is OK, it took me a day to realize that too
>>587681737How do I get this
>>587681778Why can't we get the collab too fuck you nexonI want to roll for this red haired cutie, she looks like red hoshino.
>>587681750You are actually nigger level of retard.... Kinda impressive you manage to post here with such disabilities.
>>587681750>Saber from FGO is on Honkai>Archer from FGO is on Honkai>Rin from FGO is on Honkai>Gilgamesh from FGO is on Honkai>but but but is not a FGO collaboration!!!11Don't be obtuse.
GGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How come /bag/ doesn't talk about this character?
It's Sabre.
>>587681402you underestimate how nice Yakult is.
bweeh
>>587681947None of them are FGO originalRin isn't even on FGO
> from fgoNigger level of retardation
im crying and shitting myself because we can't get cool collabs with stuff I played like Maplestory but instead get boomer collabs like miku and railgunits not fair
>fate in my fgo? whatever do you mean?
what if we got a collab with GTA 6?
>>587682023She looks like the kind of girl who's into kinky stuff like rimming or golden shower
>>587681580pseudo Chise...
>>587682096>boomer>mikumiku / vocaloid stuff is insanely popular with zoomers and gen alpha now.teto is in fortnite now
>>587682096>boomer collabWell fuck you too....
>>587682042>Rin isn't even on FGOTheres currently over 15 different Rin Alts on FGO....
>>587682237Isnt miku also a collab whore?
Protect her sm-ACK!
Saya no Uta collab!!!
>>587682323Find me a servant named Rin in FGO
>>587682023we dont talk about light blue girls
>>587681292>All rape posts are true thoughSensei raped Reisa...
>>587682323Just watch him go:>nooooo they are akshually completelly different charactersFatefags genuinelly deserve the rope
>>587682096We should've had a My Dress-Up Darling collab, Marin would've made Nexon gazillions...
>>587682368Now she is. But when blue archive negotiated the miku collab around 2019 or 2020, vocaloid stuff wasn't very popular. vocaloid's popularity explosion in the last 5 or so years is honestly fucking insane
>>587682452>>587682486Lmaoo see
>>587682526It's mostly thanks to Teto and the Pokemon Collab desu
need more Satsuki_slut_face.png
Coomfy /bag/
>>587682614is this a guy or a girl?
>>587682797Its a literal rock
>>587682797That's a
>>587682885I need to fuck Iroha so bad
>>587682797That's a gem Sensei
>>587682797That's a man.
Feed your Racist Fumi>Mfw everyone shooting at Yuuka like Italian mobsters
how comes Japan can develop a 100% straight game like Blue Archive, but at the same behave like gay faggots as well?
I just deleted some games I don't play again, hope that's enough for gta 6 storage.
>>587681163Yakult taste so good, but why it gotta come in small bottles.
>>587682524we don't need one because we already have Asuna
>>587683307Japan didn't develop BA
>>587683307Japan developed BA
>>587683536https://arch.b4k.dev/vmg/thread/726310/#730057according to this Blue Archive thread almost 5 years ago, you are wrong
>>587683679That thread is wrong
Rio locking Sensei into a chastity cage for NNN
>didn't have to work at all today because jeets are retarded and broke 365
Does anyone actually play Maplestory though? Whats the story or quick rundown behind the collab girls they chose for it?
>>587683860wrong just wrong it's the GSC that would do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2pSP8ZH9wsKim please rerun the Index collab and add Uiharu and Kuroko as well
>>587682797Lunarians call them lady gems so
>>587684000well, you can tell one has homophobia.
>>587683860She would have no idea what a penis looks like let alone the ability to fathom the concept of a chastity cage.
>>587684000I used to play before big bang. Before then it didn't really have too much of a story outside of generic MMO stuff I can't rememberI thought about returning to play classic but given what I've heard about it Nexon is already going full Jew on that one so I'm glad I didn't lol
>>587684000They look fun can we get a Collab now?
>>587680850But no one else kicked me
Collab with my nuts! Nyehehehe
>>587683860Mutsuki locking Sensei in a chastity cage for NNN, swallowing the key, then making him eat her shit to unlock it
>>587684110>the entire fucking Tea Party gets to be in the collabLiterally what did Kim mean by this
>>587684416another alt?
>>587684031I don't want them to enable yurifags
>>587684498Most popular schoolMost popular clubMost popular students
>>587684110Thank goodness Nexon isn't doing the same to BA right now haha....
>>587677704
>>587682237>>587682526>be me>reading random reviews on figures on amazon>>my daughter loved it (some random vocaloid shit)I tried to tell /bag/ this 4 years ago but got told miku is uncslop and zoomers don't care
making him do what
>>587683860No Nostalgia Critic November
>>587684498It's the most popular club in Korea so that's no surprise. Mika is to be expected I guess but the surprising thing is that Nagisa is super popular as well over there.
Is Makoto a superhuman like Kaya?
>talk about maplestory on 4chan>open youtube>Maplestory recommendation front and center>I've never played or shown interest on maplestory in my lifeIt's actually so fucking spooky how much companies are spying on our asses
>>587684480just scoop it with your hands
>>587684809is she from the maplestory collab too?Looks kind of bland and boring honestly
>>587684805>like blue archive>watch blue archive videos (probably)>get recommended videos of a game with a recent blue archive collabUm, feds?
Play maplestory?
>>587684805There's no Google services on 4chan though. Probably just a coincidence.
>>587684110>I used to play before big bangUnc detected For me the game died with the introduction of cubes. It was fun watching people do 199k dmg cap, and PB being like the hardest boss ever.
>>587684958
Is maplestory fun?
>>587685008Maplestory is usually that thing people played in the past since it's unironically older than some posters here
Be honest, would your students really respect a Sensei who is female?
>>587685008No
>>587684958lmaoregardless, youtube does recommend adjacent videos depending on the topics you watch and what other people who watch similar topics watch
What's the point of the collab with Maple story anyway?Introducing BA to an even older audience?
>>587685008It's fun only if you enjoy mindless grinding for hours, and hanging with friends doing said grinding.16 years ago, there was this thing called Party Quests where everyone had to play together and do specific things to clear challenges.
>>587685086I don't respect you for posting this
>>587685008Any posting you see about Maplestory is always through nostalgia glasses. The game is super shit, it's only looked at fondly because anons were 13 when they played it.
>>587685008No, all the maple GFs left me ;_;
>>587683427full?
>>587685208full of games yes
>>587684974Yeah it's been awhile. I think last I played was Cygnus Knight update.That game was basically a full time job back then, took so long to level. Same with Ragnarok Online.
>>587685251Full of gay more like if you're playing gta
>>587685171It's fun for what it is, a time sinker where you can hang out with people online like the average MMO.It's pretty much a dead genre at this point, since people play gachas instead.
>>587685171I mean yeah, maplestory was really fun when it came out or else it wouldn't have become as big as it did.Too bad maple's like 20+ years old at this point and none of the ojisans here want a game that's like a full time job.Please add maple girls here though, it'd be perfect for a collab since both are nexon titles and there's a lot of cute girls in there.
It's ironic BA doesn't resemble MapleStory at all. MS is Jewish as fuck and BA is somewhat generous.
>>587685319>It's pretty much a dead genre at this point, since people play gachas instead.iirc hoyoslop and kuroslop were looking into making a MMO-like game so the newer generation might "rediscover" MMO games after their favorite corporation puts out a game of that genre.
>>587685171Like many MMOs at the time it was a social game first and foremost. People used it as a chatroom to be with their online buddies after school. It was the same with many other MMOs. Hence why when MMOs ditched their social elements and started streamlining things to make it easier to play without friends, they kinda died. Cause the gameplay was always shit.
>>587685008It was more fun pre-2010.Also since this is the only time I'll ever be able to bring it up, girls actually did play maplestory back then, it wasn't just G.I.R.L.s (Guys In Real Life).The caveat is that was mostly just middle school or early high school aged Asian American girls, mostly korean. at least that was my experience in the US. You could find a lot of them all over the west coast.Make do with this information what you will
Student pubes.
>>587685497>Tfw classmate who I used to hang out with met his American wife while playing MapleStory and brought her hereThat guy lucked out in life. Shame we stopped talking, but thanks to him I played Maplestory back then
>>587684626Millennials are out of touch and don't even know how old zoomers are.
>>587685208Full size of gta6? Idk, I heard it's more than 200gb
>>587670490So you get a full refund if you raise them to M101010 skills 10/10/10 gear?Blu rays, tech notes, blueprints?In that case, might as well max them all out if I use them? I assume they're not going to refund ligma if you take them to UE60, but the rest?
Why didn't they call the group "Sturm" instead of Storm? It would match the gimmick they're doing with german loanwords
>>587685679For real. I'm in my 30's and I still think of myself as the youngest person I know.
Mine nuts
>finished Volume F right before pre-Fest>did 140 pulls>Plana didn't show up onceDoes she just hate me or is it a toggle?
>>587685495Yea, the only reason I played maple was because my friends at the time played it and it was kinda fun partying with them, grinding and talking about them.If I had friends that I genuinely enjoyed talking to and share my same interests then I probably could be convinced into playing it again since everything is more fun with friends but a MMO alone sounds like absolute ass.
>>587685875Essex meme will never be funny
>>587685008>>587685171>>587685495>>587685497Legit I don't get the Mapple Story autism.There's a whale with a youtube channel that spends generally $3000 per month rolling for Nikke and Honkai characters, and the dude went absolutely crazy when Mapple Story Classic came out.He has spent like $8000 in less than a month, and doesn't even play the game himself, he just sets up a bot and lets it farm Mapple on a small corner of the screen while he plays other gachas.
>>587685875>he hasn't started season 2
>>587685875Let it be bait
>>587685953Maple is big in Korea. It's like WoW but if it stayed relatively decent for them
>>587684031I already have Saten's tight 12yo pussy tho
>he didn't roll for Misaka and Misaki>he didn't claim his free SatenBRICKED
It's kinda crazy how people still play Maplestory despite all the scams Nexon has done. It's like a drug.
>>587685875peope are making fun of you but it's honestly baffling to me how they didn't make finishing volume F be the unlock requirement.like seirously, why is main story act 2 the requirement? it's so much further down the list when plana appears much earlier than that
>>587685953Koreans just see P2W very differently, it's why every kMMO is P2W. It's definitely a culture thing. In the west, Korean levels of P2W is disgusting and very frowned upon
>>587686189Retard
>>587686183The children yearn for 2d platformer MMOs
which BA server has the most hardcore metafags KR or JP?
>>587686343JP
REAL men of culture played RO, the premier korean MMO of choice
>>587686343EU
>>587685497breakdown breakdownbreakdown breakdownbreakdown breakdown
>>587686435TRVKE
I just played Runescape like everyone else around me at the time, I never even heard of these Asian MMOs until later
>>587686435>EUlolLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>587686343KR, JP just has a lower ratio of plat spots compared to total population
>>587683679>https://arch.b4k.dev/vmg/thread/726310/#730057Looking at all that old stuff makes my eyes tear up a bit. I love Blue Archive.
>>587686343Unironically EUThey have 2k spots. JP has 20k, NA has 10k
>>587686578EU needs less plat spots. Insane clears of old bosses should never be in plat in 2026.
>>587686553I was wondering why everything felt odd and then I realized he linked /vmg/
>>587686435>>587686578this but unironically
>>587686578And EU is full of chinks
Fucking Kaya
>>587686762For some reason chinks dont want to be with taiwanchinks they use Russian servers instead
Rightful chink clay.
>>587686578I mean jp plat scores put you in like top 200 eu
tax sensei
is it worth it to try maplestory never played it (or any K-MMO for that matter) in my entire life
No
>>587686997God no.
>>587686997No it's grindy
>>587686997NOO
>>587686702BA on /vmg/ was where remnants of the original JP ancientfags from early 2021 congregated to, back when blue archive was only playable in Japanese.They moved there in protest of the global server announcement, fearing /bag/ would be overrun by EN tourists. They had threads there, which progressively got slower and slower until they started lasting literal months per thread.after the decagrammaton arc finished early 2026 of this year, they never made another thread ever again. The last of the holdouts either quit BA or moved back to /bag/.
Brother wants to try maplestory now that everyone back in the day is either dead or working :skull:
>>587686997You are happier now
>>587687087>either dead or workingWHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
>>587687076>fearing /bag/ would be overrun by EN touristsSo were they right?
>>587686997absolutely notkorean mmos are notorious for being extremely grindy p2w dogshit and maplestory literally rigged their lootboxes meaning no matter how hard you whaled you would literally NEVER get specific items
>>587687076>They moved there in protest of the global server announcement, fearing /bag/ would be overrun by EN tourists.It did thoAlso yeah it's sad just how many people quit from the olden days.
>>587665406She was a Prefect member they called Solo wing Kayoko. This student was her buddy.
>>587687225we have a few day 1 players left...
It's been half a decade. Let people live their lives.
>>587687225If they were gonna be whiny faggots over an English translation then it's probably good they fucked off
Theory that Ibuki is the tyrant's past self to justify that her actions is right all along? I believe it.
>>587687434That's not how this works. Have you seen the movie "Obsession"?
>>587687243That's the coolest name they came up with? Solo Wing?
>>587687454Arisbro...
What type of PC monitors do they use?VA? OLED? Mini-LED?
CRT
>>587687640These are made up acronyms.
>>587687454Aris was a stupid decision thoughIt was either Arisu or Alice
>doomposting in 2022If only they knew ...
>>587687464Yes
>>587687640they still use CRT
>>587687640>Mini-LEDPerfectly average sized LED actually I'll have you know
Main story translation is questionable, in a lot of placesBut the event translation was alrightI'm surprised they translated so many laughs correctly rather than making them all heehee. They even did Nagisa doing an oujo laugh. If this event came out a year and a half ago they definitely would have done Nagisa laugh as heehee. The game also used to change all ahaha laughs to heehee but suddenly they're allowing them to be done normally
>>587687787Heehee
>>587687787Ohohoho was definitely a surprise
heehee sydicate
>>587687726>4 years of doomposting4 more years
>>587687746Fuhrer????
>it took 5 years to change heehee to ahahaha
Skrillex should collab with BA
>>587686702>>587687076>>587687182>They moved there in protest of the global server announcement, fearing /bag/ would be overrun by EN tourists.This lore makes no sense.Why FGO is allowed to have a JP thread for their gacha, and ALSO a EN thread as well?Why Blue Archive was never given the same rights and privileges?
Reminder
>>587687787I feel like the translation was alright but it was a bit more of an amateur translator. Pretty good amount of stuff that isn't offensively bad but just kinda awkward and felt like someone trying too hard.
>>587684558You'll love Uiharu then
>>587687987Its because FGONA is perpetually 2 years behind, thus it shall never catch up whereas Blue Archive has the devs trying their damndest to get Global, JP, KR, and CN to sync up together
>>587687987They specifically did not want to split the general because of how historically it results in in-fighting due to the very schizoid nature of /vg/.they figured /vmg/ was discreet enough as a compromise that wouldn't invite raids to it and vice versa with /bag/
>>587687787>they/them pronounsNo.
>>587687726can you blame them
>>587687945I still remember basement dweller doing a creepy hihihihihi laugh in the original text being changed to heehee which really took all the steam out of his evil moments
>>587687787Now I wonder if they have multiple translators on staffIn the the most recent main story and the shanhaijing event they were entirely too comfortable messing with character voice, to the detriment of the story, but the current event didn't seem to bad.
>>587688120Not everyone thinks of MIchael Jackson immedaitely when they see hehee
>>587688160No shit, of course there are
>>587688120basement dweller having a heehee laugh fits since it made him sound more like michael jackson, which enhanced his evil moments more than anything.
Someone post the /vmg/ BA autism.
hee heeow
>>587687987Because JPbros wanted a slow thread away from /vg/'s shitpostingNot like it mattered since a lot of retards from there always went there to shitpost, spam and start shit then the gacha drama general moved to /vmg/ with daily 1000+ posts seething about blue archive so there wasn't really any point in keeping the thread up, especially after so many of them quit.I used to play and post there myself but I nearly quit blue archive in the stretch between 2025-2026 and honestly only came back to the game for foxes and arc 2, in love with the game again.
Rinny
>>587688087>>587688090You're disgustingly weak.Imagine having TWO blue archive generals in /vg/BOTH active during streamsIt would been glorious.... yet you fags let the dream go away
>>587687987There is ALWAYS drama which only faggots like when someone tries to split.
>>587688231
>give unique NPCs from Maple Story Halos>we won't get any of themFor what purpose
>>587688192>immediately lashes out to defend heehee laughs If you make that the standard laugh in the game(which is already bad and removes the individual voice from all the characters), then guess what. Trying to pretend it's an evil laugh later on really doesn't work. it just comes off like the evil character is going teeheehee, which makes them feel lame. A characters laugh is one of the strongest aspects of their personality and how its conveyed in Japanese media
>>587688087>devs trying their damndest to sync globalThey didn't
They are boss characters not NPCs
>>587688192I do though?I can only think of the king of pop when they say HEEHEE
>>587688331A classic.
>>587688336Similar thing happened with the DJmax collab. They got BA but BA didn't get anything from DJmax.
All girls should do this
>>587688331Kek
>>587688331I am literally not reading all that
https://x.com/85boxcat/status/2121086311197249775Twitter now supports 20 images per post(for some reason)
>she used to be slim 5 years agoBrosnan, don't look!
>>587688462Can't hate one sided collabs enough.
>>587688331Oh, I remember thatwould be hilarious if the same reddit spacing anon is still here
>>587688542We already fixed her
>>587688526When you see a lot of greentexts you dont have to
>>587688526grok told me it's something about how Mutuski's accuracy skill is a brick
>>587688396China wasn't built in a dayThey've been spending the last year closing the gap.The most recent Gehenna volume update basically erased three or four dead weeksThey added the main story chapter at the same time as the event, and they added both main story chapters at the same time. They just removed a lot at once.
>>587688590wtf junko is racist?
>>587688537And that's how I found 20 Nagisa reaction pics
>>587688665Maybe that girl's alright after all
>>587688542She looks almost unrecognizable
>>587688331>/vmg/ like to use word "disingenuous"gotta write that down
Koyuki found my healthyman stash
>>587688748>>587688748>>587688748
>>587688537I fucking love gogurt
>>587688462>>587688336This is why anime collabs are better, only BA gets new stuff.
>>587671734Modern GTA is everything a game shouldn't be>Main story is a guy's wife bitching at him and men becoming cucks, but it's treated as their fault so they need to forgive their bitch wife. Like a gayer version of breaking bad>The devs spend 100000% of the GPU fully rendering the bubbles in a glass of beer and they spend zero hours making things more fun. All the effort is in pointless bullshit rendering the leg hairs and vagina hairs on a girl but no effort into the gameplay>Gets more politically correct in a BAD way with each new game despite the fact the game started off being the exact opposite of that.
>>587686578NA has 5k spots. The number of spots is based on player population.
>>587679775well yes I do wanna cum on ichika's belly
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning dead /bag/
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