Previous: >>587650228New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A >Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
ryan LOVE
TAMA LOVE
Palmer housewife.
>>587675029 >>587675006ssssssssssssssssex
Why cant you select their casual wear for costumes on your profile card when you have them unlocked?
Do all gyarus have cute butts or is it just a coincidence?
I want to get off my diet guys. I want to drink milkshakes again. I want to eat cheeseburgers again. I want to eat cadbury chocolate again.
>>587675135fatfuck, it will get betteronce you lose 200lbs, life will improve.
>>587675135a protein shake is basically a milkshake when you think about it, and cheeseburgers contain all major food groups in one easy to digest package!treat yourself :)
>>587674791wonder if/when they are making him an uma.
>>587675220Hey Falcon, if you're so smart, is it healthy to finish an entire bag of cheese puffs by myself? Cheese is good for you, right?
I will suck boobs one day...
>>587675343you already did, once upon a time
>>587675330Rice would do this
>>587675282eating lots of cheese puffs is a good way to prevent lactose intolerance from occurring, so yes!
>20 GL runs to finally get a STA/MILE Fuji with Uma StanI'm so tired
>>587675220smart falcon you fat uma! why are you so big and fat!
>>587675135it's ok to treat yourself once or twice, as long as you keep it that way
you can eat many borgars in a day, just do it once a week
>>587675528shes just big boned
Vegetables are good for you, potatoes are a vegetables, so a diet of french fries goes a long way.
>>587675343sucking on big boobs is one of lifes greatest joys
>>587675237He feels like an anni announcement, but Daring Tact hasn't been added yet so... I hope it's next year
>>587675471You're doing parent runs manually?
Please thank V for the new bake
I'm quite fond of the Hishis
>>587675870Thank you V
>>587676001toast sandwich
>>587675732No, the feeling is just related to spending all those hours on auto runs and blowing Carats/Toughness to get to this point.
>>587676004You're welcome nonny~
Why is Teio so punchable?
>>587676083>blowing carats/toughnessbaka
>>587676001I really like their size
>>587676226>one has big tits>one has big everything>one has big bellyNice
How dumb would it be to make a front Tarumae?
>>587676328if you are running triple front its only a little stupid instead of retarded
>>587673025CUTE AS ALWAYS
>>587676446i hope this rice is showing two thumbs up and not flipping me off
>>587674993no one says this
Have sex with umas.
>>587676542It can be whichever you want
hag LOVE
>>587676674this is not a 17 year old
>>587676774are you sure?
>>587676634Obaa-sama
>>587676968fuck you
>>587676621nice
I will have sex with the class rep!
>>587676965That trainer is literally me.
fat
fun thread so far
Instead of grinding for the CM, I'm doing something wayyy more fun.Trying to beat JBC Sprint with a Dirt G Sprint G uma...
>>587677493stinky
>>587677637That sounds like even less fun. Are you farming all the trophies for her or something?
mainichi samba
>Steam instacrashing so I can't train aces>Don't feel like playing WoW Forever, it just hasn't bit me the way Vanilla/Classic didWhat the fuck am I supposed to do to fill the time between independent trainings? Also how the fuck am I going to train two aces and a debuffer in time for CM?
>>587678028download a game off of f95 and jerk off
How about I massage you with my penis
>Wasted a TP bottle and borrow because I forgot to set the race scheduleJust fucking use the last one you fucking faggot game
i saw someone with the same name as one of my mutuals in the card borrow menu and it made me think they had unfollowed me for a second
>>587678028get a job nigga
>>587678229I have a job, but It's 10 PM where I live you fucking Seanigger
>>587678318Aren't you dead?
Friday is comingit will be a fine day
thinking about him
>>587678337>EST
>>587678390
>>587678197Eventually they'll add a feature where you can store a bunch of schedules and you can pick one that auto asks you before every run if you want to run it.
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>587677783Yeppers, and that race is my biggest issue, I did the math and I have about 5% chance of winning it per career
>>587678441dumb retard, he's CST, not ESTkill yourself
>>587678353
>>587674993When I was in Japan, I noticed all the secondhand or overstock shops always had Mejiro Ryan in stock or had a super special price just for herhttps://files.catbox.moe/10upsd.mp4pic unrel
>>587678440But that's a her
>>587678631Hey where's the stay gold goods.
>>587678441Wrong.
>>587678650that's me, his property
One of the toppest guns ever created.
>>587678631Are those pogs?
7 and I get the pirate shop access token tonight
>>587678820A Teio boywife?
>>587678682sold out :( nihon LOVES stego>>587678835pin badges
which umas are good chinese spies besides Ricky
>>587678467you can't mute text
>>587678441Central dumbass
>>587678964acktually, you can.
>>587678440You should be thinking about going to the gym instead lmao
Do not open
>>587678440>>587678820Who?
Is your dan top 5 earner in club or a leech
>>587679080I wish I could open and explode in her, if you know what I mean
>>587679112He is talking about V
Jordan baby..!
>>587679256I do not understand what you mean, anon. Could you elaborate further?
>>587679170My danchud flatlined so hard we had to kill him
>>587679049shut up nerd[-]
***** is a skinny goblin. * is a fat chud.
>>587679389>muting a fellow fine bro
>>587678960>nihon LOVES stegothe only place that loves her because they're a bunch of shit taste japs
Narita
>>587679314Ok, imagine Nishino Flower, ok?Now, imagine her in a bed. Specifically, one that happens to be in my house, and is of my property. You follow?Ok, now imagine her naked, and me also nakedNow, my fingers sliding inside of her vagina to confirm optimal wetness (she's already wet for some reason)Now, I use my hand to OPEN that cavity, to introduce my little trainerAnd then PLAP PLAP SPURT SPURT until I EXPLODE (ejaculate) INSIDE HER GET PREGNAN GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANTYou get it now?
>>587679571HeyFUCK YOU
>>587679448well no wonder he likes V
>>587679424
>>587679603I don't get it, could you provide a demonstration?
>>587679614you're a gay pedo tranny weeb
>8 mood downs>7 possible accels I could've gotten, pnly Budding hit>first B dirt S mile in 63 runs but with shit skillsBros I don't know if I can go on.
>>587679724Last time I did, that forum was taken down and I got charged with some "state tutory" or something. I didn't even have to teach anything in jail so I don't get what that was all about.
I like Fine but I think Finefags are faggots.
Finally catbox is up again for upload
>my Brickey with 6 greens no TTL or Top Runner is doing better in test lobbies than the one that has those skills and 5 greensI don't get it
>>587680018go back to umajp tranny
>>587680018
how long are we going to endure this e-relationship of ***** and * and that retarded stego hating spammer
>>587680018>>587680095I require Sexo of the Stego kind
>>587680007https://hakuraku.moe/umalogs?tab=archetypes
>>587680085post irl hand and I will consider it
>>587680018stegosex
>>587680018>>587680095literally a male. you're fucking gay
CB is really unattractive.
don't go outside todayits friday 13th
>>587680332I don't live near a lake so I'm fine
I jerk off to the next Uma posted.
GOOD ENOUGH
>>587680140Stego hating spammer will probably fuck off when the retarded avatarfag moves onto the new fotm. The ntr hate mostly stopped when v moved onto different avatarfagging subjects
How does one horse make an anon so mad?
>>587680332Didn't even realize
>>587680505By being too powerful
>>587680505sauce
>>587680562AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE IS THAT NARITA TOP ROAD????!!!!!!!I AM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEE
>>587680593you lost V
>uses filters>they don't work>has to post his filters>now the posters he wants to filter know how bypass the filter rendering it uselessIs there a word for such stupidity?
>>587680505>staygoldnigger is a slop poster Of course
>>587680593How do you know someone has a filter? Don't worry they'll tell you.
>>587680505Just cope. The only reason he hates stego has to be because of envy and jealousy.
i love how the seanigs get instantly uppity when they realize that they're being filtered
>>587680813Well your filters failed so who's the imbecile now
>>587680751maya
>>587680813>PLEASEEEE LOOT AT MY FILTERS
another million fans for mambo!
why do seanigs hate japan
Some of you guys are all right. Don't come to Tsujita tomorrow.
>>587680927That's not the bird
>>587680969There is no hate that doesn't have roots in envy
>>587680927I think not
>>587680994What bird?
>>587680976How fat are you to eat Tsujita.
>>587680332But I have to deliver the mail.
>>587675649Sucking on Zephyr's big boobs would fix me.
>>587680332Thanks for warning me. It's still the 12th here.
>>587680927many are dreaming this
When will it be Mambover?
>>587681316>He sits on his ass all day and does not exercisie
Torepi?
>searching for curren and rice images>vivlos shows up a lot toois vivlos also into little sister roleplay or is it because she's an actual little sister
>>587681874Helios?
>>587681923vivlos and curren have sex with torechi while rice watches from the cuck chair
>>587681986Coming?
>>587682038Sure.
>>587681923It's because they're all unfaithful
>>587682120umas WOULD NOT
Men...?
>>587682236COCK
>>587678487>>587678197It's incredibly convenient but also doesn't stop me from being an idiot sometimes and forgetting to change from regular training to independent training and then losing TP anyway. Or choosing the wrong scenario.
more like ToRAPEpihaha
>>587681923Vivlos is just cute and should be in many images
>>587682120Just like *****
>>587682364yoooooo i just installed that game onto my personal computer machine! the personal computer port of this switch 2 game is pretty alright, but not as good as the originals.
Ugh.
>>587682570What's wrong bro?
eughhhh
Blast-san! Come home!
>>587682201Xina is the least likely uma to be unfaithful!
UOOOOOOH
>>587682364true
>>587682650yurr
>>587682653I can't stop jerking off to Nishino
yarr
ahoy me hearties
>>587682570>>587682650Shut up Dober. We know you love men and the way they smell (bad)>>587682751Maya tore...
need men to take advantage of me.
on my way
I'm running out of beru marks
>>587683116nonny~?
>>587681687Just like the tranny
They ruined this game with yuri just so there wouldn't be anything good in my life
>>587683116just message V
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12535110
Dober lost
>>587683442did he died?
yurr
>>587683442What the need for umanko does to you...
>>587683581At least he got head...So good it blew him away
>>587683557eughh
>>587683637No one wants Cafe pits
>>587683637Trannies are at it again.
>>587683341
>>587682864rotting
>>587683813Dating KeiMarrying KeiMaking love to KeiHaving children with KeiGiving a happy life to Kei
>>587683859kys
>>587683694
>>587683859IS THATOH NODID YOU JUSTMY FUCKING GOOOOD THREAD RUIIINED MOODS BAN HIM CAN'T YOU SEE HIM????? THREAD VANDALIZER REEEEE
>>587683813>>587683887That's a boy uma
>>587683987The samefag is too obvious, wait a bit more to reply to yourself
>>587683813Trainer secretly having healing sperm that fixes Kei and making him her lifeline
>>587684220Azuma confirms
>>587684002boy uma love
Trainer secretly is from the Japanese branch of the German family
I sat down and one of the wheels popped off of my chair
>>587684348>trainer is secretly german>that makes flash a CF>she still beds him because germans fuck their friends and relativesBased
Grass gets a foreign trainer cause she's a white girl
>>587684464teiobwo...
>>587684464
>>587684464teiofat…
>>587684464haha fatass
>>587684426I don't get it
>>587679965This but Doberfags
this is a 'little sister' character according to Japan
>>587684830https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12533966
Thread fixed.
>>587684830
>>587684830taiki would never do anything bad to her trainer, you can trust her
>>587684964https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12533791
>>587683730qrd on this poster?
>>587685015No but I wouldCase in point: >>587685023
>>587684964
>>587684783Love little sisters
>>587685108I should give her a child so she won't be lonely
>>587685108
>>587685219Little sister is not a character trait you dumbass
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12534514
nigga just post the porn directly i am not opening your links
>>587685313says WHO umanigga
For me, it's zenno rob roy
mejiro palmer palm in my palm
>>587685535YWNBB
>>587685673
>>587685673heroic paragon of paizuri
kingu
oooooohh Master Rickey on my dickey
>>587685472me on the right
Holy shit first time seeing 4 purple balls at once.
>>587685973Gay
>>587685973Kinky.
>>587680927Yes!
>>587686154>aislop >boyuma>tranny faceNeck yourself
>>587684783She does beef with an elementary school kid so that is little sister coded
>>587686312I don't want to see flat tits
all this aislop and not one of them showed a drop of cum that went inside, much less making the uma squeal from cumming inside
>>587686474I do not support bestiality
>>587686185Holy BOY
>>587686474Kill yourself.
>>587686474lewd umas
>>587686474Cumming inside of Azuma
post something sleepy
>>587686802Maru...
>>587686896
What the hell is her problem?
>>587676001>there is a Hishi that is a Secretariat spawn
>>587686893https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/12508005
If you get greens can that push you over the edge for the speed threshold bonus? Like getting standard distance + 570 stam would count?
We fucked
>>587684783>doesn't eat her veggies>slacks off on her duties>tries to act aloof and badass almost all the time>biggest rival is some bratty little kid>winning pose is something a kid would think is cool>goofy ass smile when she wins tooShe has huge little sister energy
>>587687264Fucked what?
Currenposters have been awfully quiet this thread. Whats going on
>>587687253no, only raw stat and mood
Ich gebe mein Bestes
>>587687253>fat>ugly>bipolar
>>587686956I'll miss her..I know she comes back in a future scenario but that'll be YEARS away.LIGHT HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587687351disgusting nipples
>>587687351WTF
>>587687351
>>587686956>two crones
>>587687396No need to describe yourself, anon. We already know your traits.
>>587687351Weird boy
>>587687438That's what I'm gonna do to YOU
sexual penetration of hokko tarumae
>>587687508
>>587687606would.
>>587687680>>>/r/eddit
>>587687310Fucked each other's brains out
>>587687731
>>587687606Doesn't look ugly, doesn't weigh 300 kg, can't see acne or basement walls. Are you sure you sent your photo anon? I know you'd like to look like that voice actor, but beggars can't be choosers.
umas
well would you look at that, I riled up the ai slop poster
derb
dahby
lewdma
dahby isn't even real
pretty
I like Fenomeno VA
Cafe love
>>587688136i have been spooked twice by memepunk darbyzo
>>587688178That's a tranny
If 7 you guys all die in 1 hour.
looks like only the undesirable schizos are left here in here. going to sleep peace
Mineycrafta joke book:-Why are Uma girlfeets so smelly?-Because they just are! Pee-YEW!
>>587688178Cute Mamechin
samba
>>587688136
I'm an undesirable schizo. Give me an Uma wife.
what if we kissed
>>587688563
Café on her way to Osaka/Kyoto for the QEII cup on Sunday
>>587688240rerolling
>>587688603
sexy umas with faces
Don't you dare speak the name of the lord in vain
>>5876882407 and your bitch ass has to dress up as an uma of my choosing (maybe mcqueen) and stay at my place for 7 days cooking and cleaning for me
>>587688667give her a sniff
>>587688908I'll do this if you post your address.
>>587688847darby has nothing on shiraoki-sama
>>587688667cute, may she enjoy it
>>587688958...r-really?
>>587689062Yes. Post your address now.
>>587688667hello fellow coffee horse kuripan enjoyer
it would be cool if some people died
>>587689109did you just reply to yourself
A room or two on the phone because I one banged an ogli high roll896005848960058489600584
>>587689109Aint no way you two are diff anons
Dober kissy~ kissy~ kissy~
>>5876891596/9
>>587689096uhh wait shouldn't we like meet up with each other in public first to make sure neither one of us are a super weirdo..
next jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
cumming inside of an uma irresponsibly is the best
>>587689456No. I'm a Tachyonfag so I am guaranteed to be mentally well and not schizo.Post that address.
>>587689159Okay you guys must have conspired to do this 666106736661067366610673
how much do i really lose if i dont use light hello for this dirt CM
for parent affinity do only G1s count or do G2s and G3s count too? I don't know which is the update and if we updated or not
>>587689571>didn't show 8 lengths wincopaaa
>>587689602what a sore loser
>>587689571Which Copa win? The one with doms or stamina debuffs
>>587689571>4 debuffersholy hell I thought miles are comfy and shit
chickn
>>587689520............oh dang I actually gotta go do something real quick.. a fan run actually. You know how it is. Um I'll post my address afterwards haha. See ya later
>>587689602I'm not painting over names on my phone that shit sucks ass>>587689668I think the stam debuffer>>587689669I just need to dodge these lobbies because I'm riding the edge on stam
>>587689704villain chicken for an evil hors
>>587689668The dom won https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=UoqMiceWzo3ylL7Y-z0zjwcJ
>>587689571Last34188181
>>587689760
>>587689310THE POOKA MEGURINE
Is practice racing with your own cm candidate umas a bad thing? I'm worried that it's going to skew my data but I don't have anyone to practice against.
>>587689387Dober wouldn't appreciate this
Never do daily pulls gwos, you may pull an uma off 50 carats that completely ruins your pull plans by making you consider changing styles
>>5876899746/9 if it's not full once I'm done with my DLEs I'll just cancel prob
>>587690082if there are debuffers in the practice they will hit all the umas, even the ones in your 3/3 team, just try to find rooms with players
>>587690183...debuffs?
>>587690098she would secretly love it though
>>587690082lobbies are better for gauging the stuff people are actually bringing in terms of team comps. practice rooms are good for when you snag a bunch of decent practice partners from lobbies.
7 and it's over
>>587690279red skills are debuffs, dominator, murmur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvsZ9cB2eUAura?
>>587690347and so it is
>>587690347NYOOOOO
im not upset
>>587690279red skills are debuffs, tech is instead of building 3 strong umas you just build 1 and the other two are high wit debuff-heavy umas that slow down and drain the stamina of your opponents
>>587690347
I've noticed that this Tarumae in particular is consistently top 3 in my practices. Is S/S really that good or is it because she has like all the accels?
>>587689109I was schizoing out then realized you took a picture of your monitor with my image on it
>>587689974Big accel is funAll done
>check out what's going on with Uma after I dropped it>more and more official yuri>JP is having stroke because of jiggles for some reason>Helios unsurprisingly butcheredooff, I'm giving Umas two or three years until Cygames completely fumble it
no one asked
>>587690352>>587690465I know what debuffs are. Just surprised that people are suggesting me to use them because that sounds like a bitch move.
>>587690493both
>>587690567I asked
>When I click my fingers, you will love men>Huh? Its not having an effect?
No you didn't
AAIIEEEE I'M CURSED
>>587690586sorry, I thought you were a big dummy that didn't know how the game works, kinda your fault if you think about it
>>587690586I didn't suggest you to use them fucking mongoloid retard faggot, I told you that debuffs will hit all the umas in practice mode. learn to read stupid shitskin double retard kys
>>587690504kek
>>587690621Why do I even get up in the morning when every uma is lesbian?
>>587690684go to bed V
>>587690684lmao hit a nerve?
>>587690714Cute Raisu
I've had sex with more women than you ever saw on your computer screen and yet I very much so enjoy the fantasy of my trainee getting fucked by a black bull while i'm watching in the cornerYou can't comprehend the arousing ache of watching someone you deeply love be taken away from you if the only 'love' you experienced was being infatuated with a girl that doesn't even remember you exist
He's right THOUGHHe just said it in a mean way
>>587690621Because she already loves MEN
>>587690684Imagine being this much of a thinskinned faggot tranny.
>>587690347NO! HOPE NEVER DIES!
[-]
>>587690897No way...she keeps telling me she's not comfortable around us?!
>>587690892ok 3mama
>>587690873okay, hannibal lecter, lets get you back to the asylum
>update filter>f5Peace
>>587690892>hefag, don't defend yourself pretending to be a third person
>gets called a bitch>instantly throws a tantrumproof that trannies are mentally ill
>>587691032
So \/ is trans too?
>>587690873/uma/ is not ready for that kind of talk
>>587690684This is why your mom is hotter
>>587690525>>587690601You are both trans.
based newcutie already learned to hate *
>>587691329Also this guy >>587691319.
>>587691213Stop posting this...
I notice every day we are slowly turning into /umajp/
When was the last time you had a checkup? Judging by posts in these threads, a lot of you really need it.
>>587691539You prefer having the guy screaming about trannies at every single thing he dislikes?
>>587691454But I like the artist
>blacked cucks>trannies>yurifagsyeah what an awful thread. i'm out
>>587691679But its NTR!!!
https://x.com/NT_511511/status/2121145934600130579 digisexo
>>587674943Cute OP!!
>>587691539maybe it's because the trannies from there leaked here
>>587691863No, this is NTR!
>>587691875whoa
Cool general, globaltards
>>587691607you forgot your avatar V, agp tranny faggot retard
>>587691875SEXhttps://litter.catbox.moe/dm2neqiyjwox3zh4.jpg
>seapag hours
>>587692047Those tits belong to men of differing skin color to NTR!
im tired brossurely she can get me to group A
>>587692130I want to lick digimanko
>>587690586based oshi gamer not using double debuffs as god intended though you should use it for this cm
>>587692381NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587691820Why did you say trannies thrice?
>>587692130>blacked
>all regular cm except sprint are debuffnigger territory>introduce LoH where debuffnigging is discouraged>make it a frontnigger-only eventCant they just make 9 uma races like the current cms but with the points system of LoH????????? Literally fixes every single major issue with the game in 1 simple change, are they stupid?
>>587692274>pace chaser>650+40 stamina>no recoveriesYou're in for a rude awakening bwo
>>587690873teiobro... your pic
>>587692361I'll be fine.
morning coffeehow the fuck has outlook been down for 12 hours lmao and why couldn't they take down teams with it
>>587692543What's going to happen? I have ~650 Stam without recoveries as well.
>>587683314You are trans.
>>587692734Her body...
eat the bread, ardan
>>587692717:^)
>>587690751Why not blow your brains out like your sisters?
>>587692829Surely people won't being double stam debuffers in open right?
damn, when you're inspired 5 guest runs is really not much...
>>587693065
>>587692543you could've saved me anoni could've bought max hint corner recovery if you just posted sooneryou did this
>>587692483Greyed
>>587693005I don't know what happens in the kids league but I'd definitely send at least one debuffer
why am i even awake at these hours
>>587693258
>>587693258You've lost control of your life, go make that chocolate pudding
Don't worry too much about stamina I'm bringing triple dom after my 3 wins
Lots of umas have tits but hers are the most indecent
>>587693170I already had a melty about it >>587549517Your only job was to be terminally online like me
>>587693501
Please stop bringing murmurs they will never work please plsplsplsplspls
Do debuffers need A/B dirt or can I bring a D dirt late and have her hit people in front
>>587693609dirt D is fine. Debuffers ignore distance and surface aptitudes
my pov
>>587693609You'll never hit people in the front with ASE even with Dirt S
>>587693609Don't know about D, but this happens if you don't upgrade from E or worse
>>587693563outrageous
>>587693789this happens even at B....
I'll just run an honest triple ace in CM22. I can't afford to borrow 564 for my debuffers anyhow.
My trainee kept getting into arguments on umachan instead of training, so I've started posting there to spook her into training
Club drama? Any flatliners? Anybody wants to leave next month?
>>587693741I hate her
>>587693815>>587693563>>587693501waaaa I wanna suck zephyr's giant bouncy boobas waaa
>>587693919i'm just glad they're no longer in my club
>>587693919Mambo. Mambros. Mambwos.
>>587693501>>587693563>>587693815I rolled for herI got her in 30 pullsNow Im forever bricked (up)She even won me last cm
>>587693952
>>587693964Who's they
>>587694058i wonder
>>587693919Mambo
>>587694102it's me, isn't it
My trainee is a saggy sow...
>>587693919a dacchi went to Japan for a month and now he's flatlining but DANCHOU WON'T DO ANYTHING I HATE HIM HE SHOULD GET RAPED BY A PACK OF FERAL CHESTNUTTERS
https://x.com/amai_no_eat/status/2121156422704791851
>>587694171But that's good!
>>587694178name and shame
>>587694282They hang low and wobble to and fro!
>>587694304Whoever this is has twice the fans of a guy in my club and danchud still wont kick them, either they get kicked in 1-2 days or we will struggle to reach A+ this month
>>587694410Mambro....
I left my club ages ago and neither of us miss each other
>>587694117yes, don't reply back
>>587694410I can't find any other pure flatliners in the A+ clubs
>>587694508Yes we do
Cute seeing the umas in outfits of others things their VAs voiced
bros I've accidentally gotten maya preggers... what do I do now? Tazuna is gonna kill me
I worked out why it felt like the thread was so deadI was in the wrong one
>>587694474>>587694604Its not a flatliner to be precise but its even worse honestly, a flatliner may have been kicked already but this guy does like 600k a day so he gets to keep leeching
>>587694767It's still rude to doxx them!Also my club has 2 guys doing less than that
>>587683940You posted this 4 months late
>>587694767bricked bwo...
>>587694649So why is Spe dressed like a slut
>>587694767we used to DREAM of everyone doing 600k a day
>>587694619You don't even know what club I was in
>>587694654get Tazuna pregnant too>I only fuck umasthat's not an issue, you see, because Tazuna is -
UMANKOAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ME WANTY UMANKOOO
>>587694859mambwo...
>>587694852Times have changed old man... it takes 1 minute to set a 1m fanrun now...
>>587694767don't you have a quota, why isn't your danchud kicking him
>>587694849idk it's an idolmasters thing apparently
>>587694923Wrong, but I'll let you believe that
I remembered today that not only does merch exist but I even have a local dealertime to spend $400 and forget about it again for six months
>>587694940They probably want to avoid drama and they could just be hoping they ramp up later on the month to reach the quota when its very clear this is just a random guy doing 1 single parent run a day for dailies who will keep doing so for the rest of the monthWhich dont get me wrong, thats totally fine, but go do it in a B club, you have no excuse to do more if you want to be in an A club with autos taking 1 minute to set up
>>587694957Im@s girls aren't sluts tho
>>587695052mambwo is a state of mindposting about your relationship with your club is the spirit of being mambwo
>>587695141every single one of them are
STASH CHECK LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587695283anon...?
>>587695283I only have 1, the one I completed with this event.
>pulling for the uberdykedid Illuminate the Heart teach you retards nothing? need I remind you?>sighsfine.The event story already detailed her intense obssession with brian, that if you were to become her trainer, it would be akin to listening to helios about her precious ojou ruby not giving her any attention.It isn't unfounded either. see: the 3rd event of the Laurel Welfare SSR's Support Card Event Chain>Brian-chan and I stayed up all nightshe deliberately made it sound like that she was doing hot yuri sex with her "rival" while they were stuck on the rooftop together.And it's not just those two instanceseven in her career itself, she still amkes it known that she has a perpetual wet umanko for Brian every single time she is reminded of herAnd where does her torena (you) fit into all of this?You're nothing more than a father figure for her because her dad is always busy in France. Literally, she is using you as a sort of parental support so she can have sweaty scissoring sex with the uma she actually loves in a romantic and sexual way
>>587695141>he doesn't know
>>587695141Yes, they're whores (and that's a good thing!)
>my trainer unzipped his cock
>>587695318yes? I haven't finished the event yet, am at 600k points. I'll get the last shard and then I'll have 4.1 crystals, or 81 shards like you dohow come you keep the shards instead of converting to crystals?
>>587695474that's good, just didn't expect there to be people /here/ that hadn't got that far yet>how come you keep the shards instead of converting to crystals?risk mitigation
>>587695331
>>587695173There are exceptions
>>587695536>risk mitigationlike getting drunk and accidentally using the crystals on some 0lb brick or something?
>>587695643not getting drunk but just fat fingering it, yeah
>>587695625you didn't post one, though
>>587695365Why is it a good thing that underaged idols are whores?
>>587695763Thighs too fat
>>587695763boobs too big
>>587695763
>>587695331You are a tranny.
I have 6 shards...
Yippee! (I used one for NN wit at the start of GL)
>>587692525Don't fix what's not broken (brings in money).
>>587696032what did you use your last crystal on? no worthwhile cards have released in a while
Stop replying to looney troons.
>>587696187That person usually self-replies. Just ignore.
>>587695283i have 18 + 1from the eventi think i missed one from a previous legend racesits so fucking over for me
>>587696325if you flatlined you're missing one legend race, yeah
>>587696183I used it on Finemo, but then I stopped for a while
biblohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hp1_CIQyF8
>>587696113Your trainee is a stupid whinging chud.But her body is insane...
>>587696408Why do we hate Vivlos already?
>>587696510We don'tWe love all the V sisters
>>587695164Truly we are all Mambwos
Realized that I smell while I was outside because of not changing my underwear.
>>587696638SHUT UP
Verxina is the only good one
>>587696638
>>587696510I don't like Late Surgers that aren't Shichi, Dober, Dia, Nature, Vodka, Grass, Halo, Mambo, or Kawakami
>>587696510You're like a week early!
>>587696980machitan is a pacer, bwo
>>587692525The goal is to hook you not to provide high quality game. It's the same game where like 3/4 of umas are pretty bad on any track and half of the skills aren't working. Stop giving them money and they will MAYBE do something.
>>587692130Digisex
>>587697026sports machitan is a latebase machitan is bad
>>587696408why does the mic sound so low quality
>>587692525"front only" is a gaslight by people who never played the JP version
>>587696980Thank God you don't like Eishin, she's mine and mine only!
>>587696772What's the full image?
>>587692525>make it a frontnigger-only eventretard
>>587690347>Friday the 13th>this>Nvidia and Microsoft dyingIT IS OVER
>>587696820Xina would probably cry if you said that to her. She loves her sisters dearly.
>>587697152it's not that I hate her, but she deserves someone who can love her properly
>>587697189finally
LoH being "front only" has the same energy as "evo killed xog"
>>587697207She'd actually be relieved that I would never cheat on her
>>587695467describe the cock
>>587697253It's only front only if you try to be in the top 96. And it depends on LoH, for example current LoH in Japan fronts are straight up bad
>>587697160idk I found it herehttps://arca.live/b/umamusume/180485221
>>587697339No...
>>587675135As for me, I want to suck cock again... I wont though>>587697321>>587695467COCK
>>587697264She's more afraid of Gentildonna doing that
>>587697537that stupid sexy gorilla has her own trainer, I'd never do that to my wife
>>587697585Stop being mean to your sisters-in-law
>Satono Diamond will never be balling!>*spits out cereal*
curvature good or bad for this CM?
>>587697684Worse than maven
>>5876976763 balls GOD DAMN
>>587697684it's never bad
>>587697676Literally NO ONE has said that
>>587697684it's literally free
>>587697775its not free when KITASAN AND TEIO DONT FINISH THEIR EVENTS
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>587697684There are better golds. To get full value you want tracks where it can procc twice, do the math.
ohamile!
>>587697931wtf
>>587697931Go to bed, *
>>587697865>>587697775retard
>>587697676How can she be so athletic with such fat tits getting in the way and bouncing everywhere?!
>>587697993Meant for this >>587697993
Do I do it?
>>587697963but it's still morning>>587697951how many miles left?
I swear top runner and mile maven both finishing the chains is a rarer event than fast learner
>>587697508You know where to go and when. Tickets soon!
>>587698037of course anon, think of all the sr mejiro ryans you could be getting instead
LB1 Maruzensky card is good enough for a cope? Looks like it's still better than SRs
>>587698212it's a high roller card due to the low spec prio, but yeah the stat output is mostly in the unique effect so your rainbows will hit harder than any sr
how much longer will ryan's unique be a reliable inherit for lates?
>>587698212It's always been good enough, but retards has gaslit themselves into paying extra 60k carats, thinking getting +1 extra hint on summer runner is what makes or breaks the card, on a style where >90% of your hints come from parent loops
>>587698212it's good and also cope
>>587698176But it's cancelled..
Does any anon here have a Completionist title?Do you need to do the new races to get it?If you had the title before the new races, would you lose the title or keep it?
>>587698212lb1 is on 90% strengthonly reason you wanted LB3+ is for parent loopa
ゴスリング.jpg
>>587698264>>587698262I see, looks correct then, I'll wait until next scenario and use my two selectors on it unless I get some from rolling ancestors and Ramonu
My slop tubers are all releasing tachyon event gaslights... Who do I trust?
>>587698357AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNT THIS REAL
>>587698338From what I understand, if you got it before they added the new races, you kept it, but if you have to do the new races if you didn't already have it
My trainee politely asked for sex and accepted my decision when I declined.
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik>https://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ikhttps://jiggie.fun/RjD6Ik
>>587698338You need the new races but you get to keep your old title if you did it before
Something for our latinx and spics
I hope this event is fu->yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuriWell there's always the next eve->yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri
>>587698443
>>587698292what do you mean cancelled? it was just announced!
I have only 2 frontrunners (other than the starter ones) but they are the best ones for a while (NY Kita and Valentine Fujin)Would using 2 selectors on Maru speed and then rolling on bobo wit be a smart choice? I should have 90-60k carats after Ramonu I have no other frontrunner cards but Ramonu, Urara and Ancestors are 3/6 slots already, and I can just use Kita or Tachyon as 2nd speed
>>587698264capThis shitty server is barely making good ppddgw ig.wit parents. They haven't even started adding good midrace sparks in addition to all of that in their loops.
Been seeing a lot more Cute Motion on my timeline recently. Big fan
why is /uma/ so dead
>>587698774There arent any frontrunner specific cards aside from Maru and the upcoming Bourbon wit so if you want to commit to fronts then yeah you could do that. It'd be a pretty heavy carat investment, but you could go back to saving during GM since there isnt much to pull for aside from oshis and Pokke speed until Pasa.
>>587698830/uma/ is healing
Some retard abandoned a box full of chicks in the neighborhood.
does the 120x mean we get free 10 pulls every day?
>>587698903Hot chicks or ugly chicks?
>>587698930Nyes, 1 free 10 pull every day for 12 days
>>587698930that's how every banner with free pulls has ever worked, yes
>>587698903Mercy kill them with a semi-auto. They won't feel pain.
>>587698903Raise them so you get free eggs
>>587698930we get 1 free pull for 120 days
>>587698037Only if you want to be the biggest goycattle around these parts
>>587698640You are trans.
>my trainer brought a box full of cockerels
>>587698903
>>587698890>but you could go back to saving during GM since there isnt much to pull for aside from oshis and Pokke speed until Pasa.Yeah Im not really planning on pulling on anything until Pasa, but I was planning on going for Mcqueen wit right after since I play pacesWhat Im debating is if it would be ok to ignore Mcqueen wit and use bobo on my paces as 2nd wit since golden gw is also good for them
>>587698903Get one. Fun to raise and will always follow you aroundJust don't let a cat near one that's how I lost mine
>>587698903Fuck, I really want to raise them but I don't know how my hens are going to react.
>>587698903horse_eating_chick.webm
i have enough carats to dump 600 pulls on ramonubut, for the sake of minimizing brick, it's better to skip the banner if I can't get her to 2LB before the first spark, right?
Good thing wit isn't as important like last CM right guise...? haha,,
>>587699192Get them still
>>587699140Birds shit everywhere so I wouldn't call them funMy gf had those cute small call ducks that followed her everywhere it was a mess
>>587699253>dirt ago back to farming, gwochacho
>>587699253that's pretty good for just after arimayou've still got three turns to hit wit, you're good
>>587699192Anon will open up a egg farm and become a billionaire
>my trainer needs to take a shit
>>587699318I've only tried raising one so it wasn't a problem, but yeppers. I can see raising a lot would be a mess
>>587699124>use Bobo as second witIn L'Arc and beyond 1 wit becomes the standard, so you'd probably use Ramonu and leave out Bobo entirely. Ramonu is obviously still a good card but she is worse than Mcqueen wit for pace. I think you'd be fine for the most part though.>>587699235No? If you get 1 copy in the first 200 and thus have her at 1LB then you just need 1 more from the gacha to MLB her with the next spark and a crystal.
>>587698443mine didn't
>>587699192My cat would eat all of them in one sitting
My trainee could beat your trainee in a race
would you a mejiro
>>587698640
>>587699575anyon ... that uma is a bitch, not a mejiro....
>>587699253900 wit is enough!
>>587699575Thats Goldshippu
>>587699625that's not what I asked
>>587699597Why does she even know where I live? I feel like that's improper for what is supposed to be a strictly professional relationship
>>587699616This but unironically
>>587699295I've decided to raise two of them, my neighbor has a bigger chicken coop so he took the rest. My chickens are well behaved so I don't think they'll mind these around.
How do you even beat Brickey if she gets 0.6 speed of carry over?
>>587699735Have you tried running faster?
>>587699725Thats very cool of you and your neighbor, anon
>>587699735speed eater
>>587699575Some of them
>>5876997350.6 carry over is nothing if you're so far ahead that they can't catch up
>>587699694she lures (You) back to her place and gets (You)r address out of (You) sneakily while the two of you are chatting after curfew
>>587699714you can get away with lower wit on longer tracks because there is a larger window for a mistimed skill to allow your uma to make up for itsub 1k on 1800 meters and less is a big no no
>>587699842Okay but what if Brickey is a front in the lead and is getting 0.6 carry over?
>>587699714>80 races>not 81hmmm
luv me some kingu
>>587699935what positions does she consider first-rate in bed?
>>587699883Easy, just run faster
>>587699883then she wins
>>587699969the last two digits of your post
>>587699969hang on I'll ask her
i wish i could give cb a hug
I dislike BrickeyI dislike dirtI dislike mile
OKAY WHO GO POST NO. 58877000000
>>587699892She lost Virgo 2 but won Scorpio 2. I count that as a win>The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
>>587700168You can check by quoting it, >>58877000000
Remember when everyone said there's no way global would be autistic enough to farm 6 greens for Brickey?
>>587700091many are saying this
>>587699306WTF dober
I just realised google play tracks your play time now
no good aces today
>>587699725Thats great to hear!
>>587700168>added an extra 8 and an extra 0
>>587700310>now
>10 runs in a row where Bobo won't finish her chain eventHate this clanker
>>587700310Does it matter? I have 5k+ hours on uma steam
>>587700342It didn't really make it obvious and force you to look at it until the most recent android update.
>>587700328if a fukuposter gets post number 587777777 the world will end and Shiraoki-sama descends
Derby
>>587700410Yeah but what if a Rickey poster gets 588888888
>>587700410Shiraoki-sama is already among the living if you know where to look
>>587000000hmmm
>>587700467Then we'll all learn Chinese
derbsume
No more snacking...
God bless Microsoft for fucking up their entire network globally I spent my entire Friday work day at my desk catching up on character stories
Bread?
See you next thread when the rate-up’s the same
>>587700645Teams still functions. Get back to work!
>>587700684Who keeps making these Laisu's?
>>587700725I don't use teams I'm an NPC all I do all day is reply to emails.
>>587699725Based
>Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri Yuri
>>587700793NPC-san...
>>587700643but daily pull snacking got me Helios....
>>587700778I stole them off twitter
>>587700892Paid roll? Bought with carats for that purpose?
>>587700809based
>>587700872I'm just glad my boss is a boomer so he hasn't replaced me with AI yet
>>587700942Paid carats nyesbought with the step up banner in mind but that shit isnt debuting for a while
>>587701045I'll allow it as planned spending.
>>587700235Global is literally the best server bwo. VF raped in the Korea and JP servers but he gets shit on here
>>587700643A black woman is speaking y'all. Listen and learn.
>>587701159Brown...
>>587700235they didn't farm for 6, they got 3 and the other 3 is free in GL
>>587701181any kind of pigmentation on the skin is black. doesn't matter if it's tan, brown, or chestnut
>>587701246Brown...
>>587700809You are a White Straight man
More like Kitasan Brown heh
>>587700645UUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFOOOOOALLLLLSSS
>>587701086How generous of you, wise Kris Sex, thank you.I do not 10-pull snack with regular carats on banners anymore
>>587701413better late than never I guess
>>587701246TOTALCHESTNUTTERDEATH
>>587701384it's FILLIES, anyonF.I.L.L.I.E.S.
kiss kiss fall in love
>my trainer nutted on my chest
>>587701583first-rate chest!
>>587701583where did you want him to do that, then?
>>587701648Inside the anus
>>587701532fillies are too old, they're basically hags at that pointfoals are where it's at
>my trainer nutted in my ass
>>587701583Kingu is lewd...?
Post the most dangerous Filly image you have
You wouldn't have sex with Oguri
>>587701583is King Halo the Iori of Uma Musume?starting to sound like it
i'm baking. wait for the thread with this shortstack
filly on my willyfoal on my pole
>>587701384What's your problem
>>587701763make is inari one!
>>587701763kidding. posted this to throw off the other two anons who were baking just now
>>587701750only people afflicted with terminal homosex say this
>>587701724>G Dirtno anal for kingu!
>>587701841Sweepy is a hag
>>587701724>>587701759>>587701870post the aptitudes and sex position preference list
>>587701841SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587701919there isn't one yet
>>587701870>dirt = analbut that means...
>>587702102>>587702102
>>587701974there was one posted here months ago, and I even had it screencapped. can't find it anymore, so I must have deleted it
