Previous: >>587592993>[Event] Smash! Mystery House Crafters - Star Miner and the Wings of Dawn2026-11-13 00:00 - 12-03 19:59 PSThttp://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/1105_crafters/>[Summon] Smash! Mystery House Crafters Tutankhamun Pickup Summon2026-11-13 00:00 - 12-03 19:59 PSThttp://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/1112_crafters_pu/>[Campaign] "Smash! Mystery House Crafters - Star Miner and the Wings of Dawn" Pre-Release Campaign2026-11-05 20:00 - 11-19 19:59 PSThttp://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/1103_crafters_cp/>[Summon] Smash! Mystery House Crafters Pre-Release Pickup Summon2026-11-05 20:00 - 11-14 19:59 PSThttp://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/1103_crafters_cp_pu/>[Campaign] 100 Million Downloads Worldwide Celebration Campaignhttp://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/1107_100million/2026-11-07 04:00 - 11-20 19:59 PST>[Campaign] Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign2026-10-31 20:00 - 11-30 19:59 PSThttp://webview.fate-go.us/iframe/2026/1029_lb6_clear_cp/>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlRate Up Tracker: https://tohnocoding.github.io/fgobanners/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/lf1qmz.pngQuartz for next Summer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iRH60QpLNvHy9MMDKLJGNSg4s7FsDfdXtJtOUVDj5po/edit?gid=162156045#gid=162156045FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/alter-faq
>>587695601
>new event needs LB5 finished>I'm still in the middle of itwelp time to speed-read and get through this thing.
>>587695601>>587695760Cultural icon Elizabeth Bathory!?
Who got doxxed
Snek love?
>>587695601>>587695760>>587695828Yep.
>>587695781skip and read afterwards. speed-reading will make you ask dumb questions
So, did Osakabe teach Gogh that you always use the hard "R" in the lobby, when she taught her about being a gamer?
>>587695601>>587695760The most influential /alter/ figure...
>>587695983That's too advanced. Maybe next event
BROTHER
>>587696274It's daijokay
>>587695601>>587695760Thread is saved
>>587696274all this for a decade late minecraft joke
>>587696363h- hey girl was y- your dad a jalter?b- because jal ter
Why are children so cute?
>>587696905and sexy
>>587696905They're not. They're dirty and noisy and need entirely too much attention and resources to maintain.
>>587696943This.
>>587695601>Lizfag replied to his own thread before linking it again
reply to this!!!!!!
This has to be a goghk...
>>587697906I cast sex with Xu-fu
>>587697906no!
fu xu
am I still raped for missing the first 3 days of the 100m campaign?
minecraft gogh
>>587698616n- no...
>You got hooked on a video game?
>>587698213I think you missed a grail
>>587698961im not a hooker!
>Da Binky wasn't even surprised that Guda became a gamer
bob
Dozo
Oh, is the event up?
bros I almost had a heart attack when the loading screen told me I need to update my os, turns out I forgot to update the game to the latest version
Oh God, it's just an extremely shitty version of Ooku.
BB-chan is very cute, sexy and beautiful! I love BB-chan
>>587695760>>587695601THAT'S LIZ!
>>587695601>>587695760>>587700902
>>587700995footfags btfo
Albert is still ESL lmao
This event is autism kino so far>most autistic servant (Gogh)>terrible jokes and can't read the room>minecraft
Farming with Rin is fun. I forgot how big her sprite is.
>>587702209i dont like it
>>587696274I closed the game the moment I saw that
i never played minicraft
>>587696274i dont get it????
>>587700796Canon Guda...
>>587702552Traitorous slut
>>587702604You'd have to pirate an old version of the game to understand why it was popular. The commercial version they sell now is crap.
>>587702209I know it was gonna be peak autism the moment I saw "chigawrooong" flash on my screen.
>>587702604You should give it a try it's very fun
I’ve played the older Minecraft version with my friends and it was a very boring experience.
Aren't fgo players too old for minecraft? It's for zoomers.
Teaching Goghie that all you need is a dirt house...
>>587702980The first zoomers are about to hit 30 next year they are older then you think. Also Minecraft is for everyone
>>587702604Adding to the other two replies, you should also play it with your bros
rpg maker > minecraft
Got the event CEs in 1 10-roll
>>587702209Minecraft is definitely THE autism game. I remember a couple of weeks (?) ago they added cushions to the game and they used them to make colorful TVs and illegally steam movies with them in the game.
>>587703234>gae knightswtf they're in this event too?
>So, how about you, Fujimaru?>Are you okay? Shall I give you a nice, biiig shot of medicine to banish that fatigue for you?Why is Da Vinci trying to drug me? Has she gone the Tamamo route too?
>>587702980Bro, the current "youngest generation" is gen alpha. Zoomers lost their fangs ages ago. Fucking bite the minecraft bullet already.
>>587703436I pity the kids who will be defined as 'generation beta'
>>587703368She is a traitorous slut
>>587703514They are already here. Gen Beta is everyone born in 2025 and onwards
I want more cute girls in microkinis.
>>587703637>I want more cute girlsSame
>>587703589Abby is one too
Damn... Kukulcan is kinda hot
>>587704325>tfw have to wait two years for her new skin
You should never trust Abby
Jesus, Gogh's voice is fucking disgusting.Never heard it before until today. Genuinely someone who'd be extremely bullied at school.Why the fuck are there so many Goghtards with this puke-inducing voices? Are they just people who got bullied at school so they're going she's literally me fr fr or pathetic incels who think she's so pathetic they've got a chance with her because she's even more pathetic than them?
>>587703368She's gonna give (You) a coffee enema
>>587704325
RANMARU CLOSEUP
>>587703368Tamamo gives you medicine to knock you out. Da Vinci gives you medicine to wake you up. Completely different things.You can trust Da Vinci. She has never betrayed (You)
I'm drinking tea with Kazura inside KP's ass
>>587705286Which one?
>>587705065>that last oneYES MY LOYAL RETAINER, PLEASE LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M LIVING GARBAGE, THIS IS YOUR LORD'S ORDER
>>587705065Who likes this ugly clown made by the Engage artist anyway??
>>587706490Apparently not much people, since Saika got the swimsuit first.
How's the event story wise? Is it a skip or worth reading?
>>587706607Hate to tell you bro, but Nasu and Takeuchi have said in past interviews that they also give swimsuits out to Servants that aren't as popular, to put a spotlight on them and see if they can drum up more attention.Getting a swimsuit doesn't mean you're popular, especially if it's a SR swimsuit.
Gigachad
>>587707957it's an easy skip. Nothing of value there
>>587707957lol do you really need to ask?
>>587707964Yes, Nasu also said in his deleted blog post that you're a cringe ass bitch who will never be ballin'
>>587708379no...
I don't want to play Ooku 2.0. Ooku was bad enough
>>587708605Crying women are hot but this is too chinese for me
>>587708379I balled your waifu bro.
>>587706490
>>587708605>>587708645STOP CRYING
>>587708897
>>587707957The only thing I remember from jp is goghy breaking shit on the map
Nasu said I was based
Who wrote this event? I like Gogh but I'm not reading a Sakurai event.
>>587709326sakurai wrote it
did they really make gogh into a pun nerd?
This event is really fucking cringe.
>>587709369Noooo don't cry ur so beautiful haha
>>587709483
>>587709397Morgan showed up?
>>587709326It might be the same guy who did Imaginary Scramble. But I'm honestly just guessing.
Lewd.
So many traitorous sluts
>>587709928get raped
Are you all crying because Outlook started working again?
Just laughed for no reason. Am I going mental?
Guda x Lilith is now canon?
It started working about two hours ago when I had to e-mail the shift report from midnight. Literally right on time.
>>587710618Her sprite literally has her and master's babies in it.
>>587710683Mean to reply to >>587710131
Why is the baby black though?
>>587710618>now
>>587710807They are brown tho
>>587710618No
>>587708645Ooku wasn't as bad as the rerun, and the rerun wasn't as bad as the main interlude.
>>587711190That's Stockholm syndrome bro.
>>587710618
>>587711291Ey, that last saint quartz I scratched from the main interlude got me a castoria
Mashu loves anal
>>587710618Actually it's Olga x Lilith that's canon, look they even had a baby
>>587711750true and canon
Friday 13th woooo
>>587711750and i love her cock buried deep in my shithole!
>>587711918You telling me a 13th fried this day?
>>587711918forgot image
>>587712009You're weird, Guda
this is my grand order
Kuroha, morgan and jeannus dork alter cosplayer, is cute
>>587710618Berserker has been the wife class since Kiyohime and Eric Bloodaxe
>Suddenly asc3 Miyu Lancer enters your roomWhat do?
baobhan shit
>>587713381>Miyu LancerMiyu is a Caster
what does liking anal say about someone anyway
>>587713540Nothing
...
https://x.com/kurikara/status/2121198979316887641
>>587713637Mister Hopkins! Mister Hopkins! Abby is a Witch!
>>587713563YOOOO WTF IS HIS REAL?????
Something about Gogh's voice and bad jokes makes me incredibly fucking erect
>>587713626why do you have people bringing it up all the time as if it meant anything then
>>587714319The abyss has claimed another poor soul.
Reminder that Abby did want to rape you in Imaginary scramble
>>587714520Completely understandable, I want to rape (me) too.
>>587714446anything
tamamo aria
>>587714520she should have
>>587713540High test
Kyrie Mashlight
What's with all the rapey girls in Chaldea?
>>587714520Would she even know what to do?
629,883,527017,558,384259,309,593567,581,012230,268,219805,936,828760,289,605what do we think about them?
>>587713540uninspired
>>587715365i think
Who writes this garbage??
>>587715671Look ma, I'm in there. What' the second to last column though
>>587715061Da fuck with 11yo bodies nowadays...
Should I read the Tsukihime Remake?
>>587715761Sakurai
Guidance of the Visionary Flames is not working? I get the same amount of bond with the servant and without.
>storm pod quests back to 20 ap
>>587716298You're 6 months too early
>>587716463What the helly...
>>587716298It's not available on our server yet.
>>587716567They just scammed me out of a whole golden apple because I thought I was going insane...
Is this fucking Ooku 2?
What's the appeal?
>>587716664
>>587716664Your own fault for not even knowing we're 2 years behind.
>>587715061Chaldea is a breeding facility
>>587716819The wiki never mentioned it being JP only...
>>587716852wait till you find out about all the servants we don't have yet
>>587717005Requiem rererun anytime now...
>>587716739Tamamo... but better
>>587716739There is none
Kama Love!
>>587716739yellow
>>587716739Child
>>587715849
>>587717831So 11-12 is the loli-hebe cutoff?
>>587717831Ten year olds are the best bros>>58771819512 seems like only some qualify
>>587717831>MarieWTF REALLY
>>587717831>twins>same estimated body ageretard alert
>>587717831I fuck all of these
>>587716739
>>587718398fgo rider marie is confirmed to be 14 yo Marie
>>587718758HOLY
>>587717831melusine? hello?
>>587718805NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587713637>Lynches three hundred innocent people>Goes home and dies of old age>Alt history: Gets shivved by a smol occultist
>>587718880Melusine is a hag
>>587718968she's shorter than most of those girls
>>587717831How old is cunny sion?
>>58771919837
>>587716739evil contrasted with cuteshe's also pretty easy to employ with comical scenarios
>>58771938537yo sion ToT uoooohhhh
>>587717831I'm still in disbelief they actually got away with nero draco
whos the jalter of fgo
>this funny Minecraft girl kills 2000 enemies in game while every other servant is "Oh my NP is Anti-Army in lore but I'll never EVER kill more than six enemies"Van Gogh is a feat chad. Statementcucks in shambles.
>>587719691Raiden Mei
>>587719691Archeon
>>587719691Morgan le fay
>>587719691calcharo
>>587719563>micro bikini, if that>prepubescent child body>literal whoreAnd apparently Lip was too much...
>>587718924>innocentProof?
>>587718924They were witches bro.
>>587720572all women are
>>587720632and men are beasts
>>587720902And women are traitorous sluts
>>587719691Any girl who never scored
>>587720940I thought they were witches.
>>587721091Yeah that too.
Who's the Jeanne Alter of fgo
>>587721503jalter
>>587721887Who's the Jalter of FGO?
>>587722021jerker
And yes, Jalter does say trans rights
the bronze CE for this event is super hot
>>587722152proof?
>>587719978china could fucking never
>Jalter is transphobicI'm acking as we speak
>>587722152there are like a trillion of different flavors of transexual women in FGO and you pick the one whose historical counterpart was 100% a woman?
>>587715813The sevant and total amount of it being maxed
I'm pulling my ads
Miyu too
should i skip this event?
>>587723858what event
>Written by amphibianSo is this event canon or not?
>>587723648naked bodies are sexy but they don't make for very interesting designs
>>587723858Yeah it sucks
Who's the Nasu of fgo?
>>587724305Locusta
>>587724305Sakurai
>>587724163>he hasn't beaten lb 5 part 2Lmao that 4 years ago loser
>>58772416310 year old game btw
>>587724425We call them veterans
Aria takes the form of a little girl. She also embodies the temptation that leads men to ruins and destroys a country. It's a warning tale of the danger of cunny
My grand wife.
>>587724425Not reading that shitI'll wait until Gogh sells herself in the leaf shop
Gogh the minor.
Sakurai's barely disguised fetish: the event.
>>587724983It's not written by her
>>587724983It's an event about MinecraftIs Sakurai a zoomer?
>>587725431Amphibian is one probably
>>587724687
>Sakurai is bad agenda
Why do you need Olympus to unlock the event anyway? Are any of the characters related to Olympus?
>>587725917She is bad but idk what this event has to do with that
>>587726096>please catch up to the main story
>>587726096The event mentions the bleached earth and >>587726425
>>587725621I love you too KIYO!!
>>587726509I see. Ok I agree with Albert.
>>587725621Sorry but you must be 18 or older to ride this
>>587727012It'll fit
>welfare Servant is a girl who looks like a boy>rateup Servant is a boy who looks like a girlWho is this event made for? Fuck
>>587727932Cosmos in the Lostbelt
>>587727932people with taste
Just fapped to Skadi
Just gooned to cups
>Berserker with EX Mad Enhancement>12 year old little girl>mentally illYou should stay away from Kiyohime for your own good
Blogpost: I'm watching the Netflix adaptation of One Piece. Which servant would be the most likely to sit on my lap and cuddle while I enjoy this quirky pirate show? Yes I have Koyanskaya and Castoria.
>>587725917yes
>>587728694Jinako
Just entered the city
>>587728885My knees aren't that strong
>>587718880By face and body Melusine looks like is like 16 or 17. By all standards she doesn't look like 14 or below at all. Same with Saika for example, she looks like she is 15-16 at bare minimum
>>587729114Please leave we are full
>>587719978>>587719563
did anyone bother rolling for the shota?
>>587729420We as in me and only me btw
I'M HAVING A BLASTTHIS IS A GOOD EVENTSHUT UP, STOP WHINING, GAMERS ARE NOT OUR AUDIENCE
>>587729540Who is the target audience for him? Musashi and Bob?
>>587729535damn brat...
>>587728674By current FGO standards Kiyohime has been powercrept for a while.We have way more crazy way more loli way more mentally ill way more naked servants than Kiyohime.
>>587729540I threw a multi. Got 3 4* CEs and none of them were the rate up one
>>587729706Sisters.>>587729540I know J got him
You need to finish the event before getting Miner Gogh permanently right?
>>587730091nta but she might still have yandere on lockseems maybe the most risky
>>587728694Blackbeard and Bart
Shotankhamun is too cute bros, I want to play with his little cock and rape his asshole desu.
>>587731374Shut up Bob
Okunny.
>>587730975that died when in the official mats it stablished Kiyohime would accept concubines as long as she is the only one you love
>>587730848Yes and it's annoying.Can't grail, can't enhance, can't add command codes fucking nothing.
>>587728694Okita, Circe, or Kama
>>587717831This looks like a list of my grailed servants.
>>587732997pedo
>>587732997based loliGOD
>>587733080You should go back
>>587732997
>>587732006That doesn't sound like Kiyohime. Where has that been stated?
>>587733318most literate /alter/god
>>587733318In that doujin where you fuck Liz in front of her
>>587733620LIZ LOVE??????
I... Won....
>>587733826Sorry for your Skadoodle spook VladGOD
>>587733826Your savings say otherwise
>>587733826i still cant decide between merlina and skadoodle quattro
>>587729540I did and I'm glad His level up line about losing magical energy is really erotic and made me want to slurp him up
>this quest requires Gogh>no other servant may be selected>this quest requires Gogh>no other servant may be selected>this quest requires Gogh>no other servant may be selected>this quest requires Gogh>no other servant may be selectedWhy. Is it wrong for me to want to use the servants I rolled for? Why force me to play with you these shitters that I don't give a damn about? Let me use my FAVORITES that I've spend money and time building up to perfection.
>>587734407There is nothing worth pulling anymore so it's okay
>>587734527SARASVATI MELTOUT
>>587734527If your favorites werent nigger shit youd be allowed to use them, sorry.
>>587734549Bro your Louhi?
>>587734527Gogh isn't a shitter
>>587735045No
They'd totally fuck.
>>587735537nah
>>587735537Mandricardo isn't homosexual
>>587735579opposites attract
>>587733826HOT PERIOD ALERT>HOT PERIOD ALERTALL HANDS ON DECK
>>587702209I'm skipping all the story and still>first 5 or so fights are identicalHorrible start.
>>587735045>/r/finland: the servantShan't be rolling.
>>587734527You got a welfare. Use her, faggot.
>>587733826>general pool launch SSR showing up for the first time 9 years inWew lad.
>>587735045Bird
Why is everyone spending their Lilith funds?
>>587735725Stop tempting me, I got lucky and managed to roll Summer Skadi in only 90 SQ, but I don't want to blow everything trying to get Lady Avalon again
>>587735725merlina rapes gudao when hes sleeping
>>587736376When is her rate-up?
>>587736376Because no one is rolling for brown cuckshit
>>587730091Kiyohime is still the face of Guda's yandere PTSD. She has made her permanent mark on Guda's soul.
>>587736376She's coming too
>>587736376Plenty of time. I was trying to get vag wizard.
>try to roll some 3* event CEs in the FP gacha>get 3 hakunons and an angry manjew
>gogh starves to deathno...
>>587737378we warned you about the hot period and you wasted on the fp gacha
>>587737691I used the hot period on this
Servants for this feel?
Just got Cutetankhamun is 6 multis with my first Drake spook, it seems the hags love for shotas rumor is true.
>>587737691I got Lady A in only 90 SQ
>>587738097hot
How do you go from a Goredolf event to this.
only redditors are pissed off with goghkino btw
My king is ready.
>>587739123Bit late innit?
https://x.com/Leleka_HK/status/2121188825934287083
>>587739181Late for what?
>>587739123
>>587739491What are they doing?
>>587736376I do not care about industry plant servants
>>587739926
>>587739327my period is late
>>587739926Snowballing magical energy
>>587738097>>587738535Sisters...
Good lord Tut is cute I want to suck his tiny little cock
>>587739994Yet you rolled Morgan
>>587739123Congrats. Is that your first level 120?
>>587740669Fuck off Bob
What in the world were they thinking putting this garbage in the shop as if anyone would waste currency on it.
>>587740669too bad for you, he has a big shota pp
>>587736273that's vlad retard
Imagine sucking little Tut's cock and balls while fingering his cute ass
>>587741505Imagine tasting his leaking pre as I'm railing him from behind.
Chubby servants are best~
>last 1200 SQ has given me one 5* and it's a general pool servantSuppose it had to happen eventually after my god luck before Summer but still
when did we get 1200 sq?
>>587740825Just generally playing and using your FL full of MLB choices should generally net you all the mats from the store. I don't see why you wouldn't pick them up over stuff like the other shit like EXP or Statues.
This is a bad start.
This brown boi is making my Italian blood boil, I need to break his buck
>>587743380>best Quick Lancer in the game>best Buster Lancer in the gameWhat's the problem?
>>587732997Are you me?
>>587743114You missed the 100 million downloads campaign?
>>587744593i think i spent it all and didnt even notice i just remember the free ssr
I missed Gogh. They should use her more
>>587743114wait what, we get 1200 SQ? When?
>>587745047glad to see i wasnt the only one lol
>>587744574Normal Abby wants more grails too
>>587745047Next anniv for olgkek
WOOOOOI got my 6th Abby Copy! Now she can finally have her last Appends unlocked (as soon as I get her to bond 14, just 400k bond points to go...)
lolicucks dont even care enough to play with the servants they supposedly love, SAD!
>>587708061>Finally a new cute male servant>He sucksHow unfortunate
>>587745409Is he really just single target Arash? Who asked for this?
>>587745507you forgot he's 5* ST Arash released the same year we got 4* ST Berserker Arash for free and at NP5 at that
>>587745409yeah he sucks my fat dick
>>587745621>4* ST Berserker Arashwhom's't?
>Royal ValleyShould be "Valley of the Kings", Albert you fucking illiterate retardo.
>>587745737>he already forgot best boy
>>587745850whats next ken-sama? bitch about altria?
>>587745737Aoko's boyfriend
>>587745621>>587745507The main value of Arash is his 1* party cost. We have so many options these days for order change, but Arash lets you do it super cheaply.
>>587745979but that's me
>>587745850>NEEThime still has her retarded "localized" lingo instead of a proper translation>Tut gets a literal translation instead of the popular localizated nameLMAO
>>587745979I'm in the game?
Where is the have sex with Tutankhamun option
You guys are sounding like a bunch of gays right now
>>587745249summanai, the santa version gonna get 17 of those first since no overlapping classes is always nice
>>587747325unlocks at bond 15
The mines call to me
>>587747436I haven't felt like this about a little boy since they added Nemo. I'm happy.
>>587747662Actually I lied. I have since, just not in Fate. I would absolutely love to molest Kieran from Pokemon Scarlet and Violets DLCs.
>>587715761Look, I think Clytie is adorable but Vincent really has suffered a fate worse than death
>>587747889wtf /alter/ has sisters
>>587748279It's homos larping as women
>>587748127Imagine you're a dude who literally died insane, and an eldritch being comes to try to flay what little you have left of your sanity. Said being fails to get in control, but it looks your brain AND causes you to have permanent schizophrenia on top of your already fragile mental state.
>>587748362>>587748279Surely both men and women can be attracted to little boys? No one is pretending to be anything.
>>587748629We don't have women here.
>>587748369GIWTWM
>>587747651Guess you could call us... miner attracted people...
>ACLLike the body part? This house isn't going to transform into a giant robot is it?
>>587743670They're already NP5
Olga love
>>587749287acl is for awesome cex lole
>>587749162That's our Gogghers!
Where is the Tut ravaging Goghie's cunny art?
>>587748279There's been at least 4 different tits posted in the threads over the years, so yeah, a few.
>>587749547that makes 2 pairs
am i the only one who cant see gogh as a loli?
>>587750537Game mechanically considers her a child, and she has a very small body.
>>587750260Well, four pairs of tits have been posted.
How would Goghie fare against Chicken Jockey?
>>587751331i dont want to argue that she's not one, but I just personally cant see it, she doesn't really behave like one. i just see her as a petite schizoid adolescent/young adult.
These are the best FGO doujins that I've seen so far this year. https://www.dmm.co.jp/dc/doujin/-/detail/=/cid=d_796097/https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01699593.htmlhttps://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01680148.htmlhttps://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01676788.html
>>587736273>That account is 500 days old, however in my JP account playing since day 1, I still don't have Vlad.Yeah, 11 years and this is the first time I ever had him
>>587751584Surely she's saving that for the final act
>>587751584Lancers don't really have any advantage or disadvantage against riders. They would be evenly matched. Even if Gogh was in her foreigner form, still no advantage/disadvantage.
>MinecraftDo people still play this shit? All is see around my nephew and his friends are just roblox shit.
If they make a chicken jockey joke I'm pipe bombing albertos bald ass epic style
>>587752272...in minecraft, right?
>>587752256They killed it, sadly. Old Minecraft is gone since M$ removed the old client AND killed your paid for account.
>
Whoa! Gudao and Gogh were having sex! (In Minecraft). How can Eggplant compete???
>>587752631Dumb female master
>>587751705I don't mean to bring this argument up again, but is a petite young adult woman not within the realm of what loli is defined as?
>>587752741Loli has covered a wider variety than some want you to believe
>>587752741Well I remember people calling Aoi Yuuki a legal loli so I guess I can see it that way, but in general I'd assume most people mean it as a prepubescent girl.
can we goghpost?
La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chickenGogh's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack
Can I even do anything with a 120 Speresh or will she be a brick?
>>587752941I know you're Goghing to do it anyway
>>587752741>>587752915
>>587752941No, AGABTM (All Gohos are belong to me)
>>587753129Youthful characteristics ("young" in the first post you replied to" are generally relevant and stated too. Your example is counter to that.
>>587753062Brick
>>587753062shes not known as brickshitgal for nothing bro
Oh hell yeah
>>587753129Holy SEX
>>587745908>bitch about altria?It is the sacred duty of every Fate fan to do so every time they think about Fate.
Which Altria would you craft in Altriacraft?
>>587752631Why does your mash have a different background from mine
>>587754742I'd make an Altria that's kinda dark... and she's really powerful... but she's also a bit of a soul that's suffered... and my OC is very prominent...
Arutoria
>>587746393That's soul though
i have heracles and tamamo cat, do i get alter cu chulain from the ticket? i got caster saber from the rate up
>>587755376Just pick what you like. Waver is the only gameplay choice if you don't have him, and he's not really essential anyway
>>587755556>flat cageI thought that was only for l*ppers.
>>587753565Congrats, gay bro!
Did you know this about Goghie? Isn't it cool? Ehehe...
>>587711750>loves analShe loved it the first time.
>>587755573i just want a servant that will carry my ass through the storyi'm in the middle of okkeanos and leveling more than one servant is really hard
GSSR doko?
>>587755556he really looks good in a gold bikini
>>587755726wheres that from? some nip class?
>>587755883Basically any SSR will carry you through part 1. You'll need to start thinking and putting actual teams together around Shimousa
>>587755376Heracles is better, and the moment you get his bond 10 craft essence he'll become your ultimate last man standing. So make sure to always have him in your party. Bond 10 should be easy that way.Also get Waver.
gogh? more like gay
>>587756325Just because she tried to hire a prostitute one time?
>>587756025>>587756092thank you guys much loveim gonna level heracles to max and then my new weaver
NOOOOOOOO CRANE'S BANNER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AFTER THE CHRISTMAS RAIDS DURING NEW YEARI DON'T HAVE ENOUGH QUARTZ RN
>>587756460She hired Bob???????
>>587756713Stop trying to make Bob a thing.
>>587756712If I blow my load here how many quarts can I get before Lilith?
>>587756712howd you datamine that
>>587756830We get a full pity from new year to Lilith, bro, don't worry.
>>587755661thanks bro
>>587756712didnt you get your 1200sq?
>>587756712what the fuck is thanksgiving
>>587756775Bob has been a thing for years
>>587757323Nice job outing yourself as a thirdie
>>587756712That's a very mediocre thanksgiving lineup. Is not even so bad is hilarious kind of lineup is just mediocre.Okita shouji is specially bad since is a super old servant and not a valuable one
>>587757902mehma...
>>587756712thx albert for saving my SQ Absolute trash rateups
>>587757902mediocrema...
>>587756712Only one of these I even would want to roll on is Kenshin, but I don't need NP2 that bad. She's still really great as an ST Ruler at NP1.
Starry, starry nightPaint your palette blue and grayLook out on a summer’s dayWith eyes that know the darkness in my soulShadows on the hillsSketch the trees and the daffodilsCatch the breeze and the winter chillsIn colors on the snowy linen landNow I understandWhat you tried to say to meAnd how you suffered for your sanityAnd how you tried to set them freeThey would not listen, they did not know howPerhaps they’ll listen nowStarry, starry nightFlaming flowers that brightly blazeSwirling clouds in violet hazeReflect in Vincent’s eyes of china blueColors changing hueMorning fields of amber grainWeathered faces lined in painAre soothed beneath the artist’s loving handNow I understandWhat you tried to say to meAnd how you suffered for your sanityAnd how you tried to set them freeThey would not listen, they did not know howPerhaps they’ll listen nowFor they could not love youBut still your love was trueAnd when no hope was left in sightOn that starry, starry nightYou took your life, as lovers often doBut I could’ve told you VincentThis world was never meant forOne as beautiful as youStarry, starry nightPortraits hung in empty hallsFrame-less heads on nameless wallsWith eyes that watch the world and can’t forgetLike the strangers that you’ve metThe ragged men in ragged clothesThe silver thorn of bloody roseLie crushed and broken on the virgin snowNow I think I knowWhat you tried to say to meAnd how you suffered for your sanityAnd how you tried to set them freeThey would not listen, they’re not listening stillPerhaps they never will
>>587758293With the global download thing going who could they even put out that would be worth rolling for? Vitch?
zamn you uncs felled off hard
>>587758497The Roblox general is down the block, zoomzoom
>>587758497Felled?
>>587758565linchads have on average 5x more iq than alteruncs we only read classics like dostoyevsky and play chess when were bored>>587758664yeah dumbass learn youre language
>>587758497who the fuck are yo bwo
>>587758482Amakusa Shirou Tokisada
>shit rolls all year>Ciel took me to pity>Kazuradrop drained me after>recovered my quartz a little after this, then the 100m download campaign hits>Summer Skadi, Lady A, and Abby all on rateup>I have just over 450 SQ>get Skadi in 90 2 days ago>today get Lady A in 90>get Abby in 30 right afterHoly fuck. This feels fucking DESERVED after getting my balls drained twice over the summer
>>587759069Your balls are gonna stay drained now that you have abby, bwo
>>587759069Congrats on your succubus Anon!Now you are going to get your balls drained in a completely diffrent way!
>>587759069Felt so fucking good to luckshit after that horrid summer. 1800 SQ GONE with 2 NP1s and no other gold servants to show for it, except Redman NP whatever.
>>587756712>people claiming this is bad>Ibuki, the #1 Arts AOE by a long shot, is right there
>>587759420Don't need
>>587759420She's ugly. Who's the next best Arts AOE?
>>587759215I had her a while ago, but need coins to properly max her out. She's already level 120 Now she's fucking PERFECT. Or will be when I have QP again...
>>587759420everyone's already pivoted to Ciel unc
>>587759651idk Musashi or something
>>587759420>the #1 Arts AOEThat shit was relevant 4 years ago when 3-3-3 was the rule
>>587759420>>Ibuki, the #1 Arts AOEShe's ugly so why would I use her? Arts AOE is a crowded niche.
>>587759420I will never forgive her for taking Shuten's spot, so I refuse to roll for her regardless of how good she is.
>>587759420but I already have her at np5
>>587759709You're shitty whore isn't even B15 lil bro simmer down
>>587759420one servant doesn't redeem an entire lineup, specially when you had chances of getting her already this year
>>587759921You're just jealous. And Abby is bond 14 already, which is enough to unlock the last append.
>>587759857Why are her asscheeks different sizes?
>>587759420I would rather burn my account than intentionally rolling for Ibuki
>>587760052perspective
>>587760116But it's the cheek further from the viewer that is larger.Raita just sucks at anatomy
>>587760034Jealous of what? Of having the balls to pretend to like someone yet not even bothering to put her on your team? Niggga please
>>587760217gay
Bros, I'm enjoying this event. I really like minors.
>>587760230I put her on my team all the time. That's why she's almost bond 15 already. I actually came up with a couple farming setups that let me use both Abbys to farm old mats on part 1 nodes. Spirit roots from a Camelot node is the main one I use them on. I actually came up with a 90++ team that was double abby as well
>>587760425MINER. It's Gogh Miner
>>587760486That's crazy, so you started playing a month ago or what?
>>587760517I want to pinch it
>welfare gogghieDumb fucks, I would have bought packs for her!!!
>>587697234teen momsex
>>587760537??? It takes time to get a servant to bond 15, man. Abby isn't the first one I did, and I only got her on my account last year. She'll be my 8th servant to hit bond 15.
>>587760517Gogh... Minor...
>>587760702Then come back after she's 15 you cheating whore.
>>587760754??? The fuck is your problem?
Gogh joke
>>587760871You have NP6 Abby and he doesn't, and he's super bitter about it.
>>587760871Don't pay attention to him anon, he's clearly butthurt that you managed to beat the gacha and he's being a lil bitch
baiting used to require a minimum amount of effort back in the daynowadays retards just gobble up anything
>>587760871Some people just like to start shit, don't worry about it.
You don't love her if she isn't NP6 120 10/10/10/10/10 max class score max bond full paws with codes and a ring.
>>587761063I have mixed feelings about the ring. Can you really treat something called a "buddy ring" like a wedding ring?
>>587759420>Ibuki, the #1 Arts AOE by a long shot, is right thereNo thanks, i would rather suffer for 2 years without arts looper(i'll just wait for summer beni).I dont like ibuki aesthetically.
>>587761063>only one ringbro?
>>587761063Finally something I can agree with.
>>587761198Yes because 1. No alternative 2. They're just alluding
>>587761331A compromise within a lack of compromise. I don't like it. I can accept someone not using the rings
>>587761063I have two servants that fulfill these conditions but only my OTW (one true wife) gets the ring.
>>587758497Cringe catherinefag>>587758880Based supikichad
>>587761576If you aren't a latelet you could have two rings. That's enough for both your wife and your wife in a swimsuit
>>587761063I am getting there, bond levels are a pain. Just one and a half to go and then Space Eresh will be complete.
>know jackshit about Minecraft except for Jack Black who I find annoying >don't care about van gogh >much less about the shotaYup, I'm going to skip the shit out of this event.
>>587761063You're right I don't love her I'm just after her body
>>587761063But I'm f2p!
>>587761739This, but I care about Gogh so it has my full attention
>>587761063It's not hard to do, I have done that as a F2P, if you can't do the bare minimum (save up SQ and resources for your wife) why even post shit in the thread?
>know how to make a day 1 villager breeder in Minecraft>care about Van Gogh >the shota is there too I guessYup, I'm gonna read the shit out of this event.
>>587761801b-b-based?
I want a cool Lancer on my support list because Brynhildr is kinda lameWhat Lancers do the popular anons use?
i'm only here for SQ,i've yet to get bunnytoria.
>>587762194vrita
>>587762194Enkidu or Liz
>>587762194I like Gareth. She has one of the lowest attack values in the game though, and doesn't really have anything to make up for it
>>587762194Melusine or Scathach
>>587762194Nagao Kagetora. Meow!
>>587762194female teacher S
>>587762194Utsumi
>>587762194Save for her.
>>587763260wtf why...my knees are bending on their own!!!
what a weird day.US airplanes got grounded nationwideMicrosoft Office got fucked and tons of businesses can't get their emails.
>>587764320Office was yesterday, but I'm rooting for it getting worse at this point
Why'd I get this little boy?
>>587764320im not an airplane
>>587764320And neither was AI related
>>587764320Airplanes didn't get grounded, airplanes just aren't allowed to take off for new flights.
>>587764389>Office was yesterdaylol, it was and then they got it back up and then it went back down again today.
>>587764442To pretend he's a girl and use all of his holes.
>>587764442King TuT
>>587764793>airplanes just aren't allowed to take off for new flightsThat's what grounded means.
>>587764320just use Libre office
>>587696274>4 arrows in>Gogh keeps summoning ghosts and the twink exploded >"lmao minecraft"this is not off to a great start
There is no gameplay reason to get Tutankhamun. You just don't have usual tastes.
>>587764793?
Why is /alter/ gay
>>587765162>Gogh keeps summoning ghosts and the twink explodedAnd I laughed every single time.
>>587764320Is it still down? I haven't used outlook since I lost my last corporate job 5 years ago.
>>587765341The whole world is turning in the prison like Fate/EXTRA
>>587765341I can explain it to you in detail behind the ramen shop
>>587765341Homosexuals pretending to care about the shota to shit the thread
>>587765504It's back up apparently.
>>587765504It's up for some people, down for others. It did go up for some eariler today and then it went down again.It's funny how this wasn't even the biggest fail for this week. That belongs to nVidia....
>>587765820Would you be honeypotted by a Chinese spy bro?
>>587765820The Nvidia thing is funny, the outlook outage is supremely embarrassing.
>>587765921i'm always honeypotted by the chinese and i don't mind,if Xi Jinping wants to see my porn then so be it.
>>587764442He is very sexy, yo
>>587766158What do you mean by this?
>>587766259Musashi bait
>>587764442Just wait until you hear his erotic moans when he level up
Call me crazy, but I think it's a little weird to fantasize about raping King Tut
>>587766918The 2 iq stare
>>587767027>King TutDysgenic thing
>>587766918Plappable face
>>587766841>it's trueWtf?
>>587767226>that face>cute moans>leakeduh-huh
>>587765341but i like the cups
Here's a nightmare scenario: Castoria being corrupted into an unmarriageable radfem spinster
>>587767374morgan lily(caster)?
>>587767374That's just what happens to single women when they get older
>>587767418Imagine Musashi naked
e-eto
>>587767861suck my dick or lower storage prices BB
The servants yearn for the mines
>>587767748That's the default way I imagine her
Is Bob actually in this event? There is that Ankoman doujin of Tut fucking her after all.
>>587768225This is a weird thing to bring up
What no real gameplay does to a mf
>>587767972Prices are plummeting I'm 6 months, bro
>>587768308It's precisely the topic he wants to talk about, which is why you're better off not bothering
This game worsens my gambling addiction like nothing else
>>587764442I really wanna touch his torso so fucking bad.
>>587768225That doujin was for this year JP Halloween event were they got costumes not for our 2 years old event.
I still cannot believe Gogh turned into Jack Black
>>587767418He actually is just crazy cute though. He's got that Mediterranean olive skin. The way he talks shows his formal upbringing but it's broken by some traits of him still being immature. He's very sweet with master, charming and well mannered, a gentleman in a boys body. And then his body is shown off amazingly. The bare torso and arms that shows how slim and small he is, the way his skirt drapes off his hips. It makes him look heavenly, which those sad-boy eyes and that soft smile do as well. And then you hear his voice too and it's like a mouse talking. He's just a boy. A really sexy little boy king. That needs a concubine. Me please.
oh that's neat
>>587769074He's literally a dysgenic abomination
>>587769480He could be radioactive, if he looks and acts like that, I want his children.
Don't forget you will get cursed and die if you try to rape the little pharaoh, bros
>trySucceed! You must succeed!!
>>587769801It's probably a good thing Musashi is gone for both Voyager and Tut's events
>>587759420Musashi is cuter and better than that ugly Oni.
>>587769886:(
>>587769976Rare case of character drawn with a smaller bust than canon
>>587758497What game?
Reminder that you have 2 years until Bob steals your chocolate shota
>>587770573It's ok, bro, but I want to watch desu
>>587770086reverse1999
>AI is really destroying the worldfuck you I've been stuck for hours already in the Atlanta airport and nobody knows what the fuck is going on
>>587767226Yet another Albert-sama masterpiece.
>>587770573That tattoo...
I don't think Gogh is forklift certified
>>587770886>willingly going to AtlantaDeserved you're gonna die in atlanta
>>587771024Neither am I, but I've operated one before. It's easy
>>587771156you monster
>>587771024it's fine, i am
>>587771024I am too, it's what gives me money to spend on jpegs of anime girls
https://x.com/hjrkkg/status/2120855098033336722
Is there a lot of Gogh in this event? And is she well written and interesting?I've only been poking my head in for the story chapters since Ordeal Call started but Imaginary Scramble was one of my favorite events in the whole game.
>>587771713lmao
>>587770886It's not the AI itself. It's the greedy scumbags behind it who's ALWAYS been the issue since the dawn of time. Those vermins always try to reap the most profit out of people's suffering, using every available tool there is.
>>587771714She's the main welfare, so yeah she's in it a lot. And I was quite pleased with how she's been written so far, it certainly leans on the comedy but that's was to be expected going in.
>>587772245Okay, that sounds pretty good, then. I think I'll give this event a shot. Thanks!
>>587771024She definitely is, bro
>>587771714Same writer as Imaginary Scrambled Eggs and Gogh is the featured welfare so she gets lots of screentime
>>587769074ok musashi... we get it, you like shota.
>>587771714Same writer.Gogh is the focus.
>>587769074You got it all wrong sis. He's the concubine.
>>587771714It's gohokino
>>587755726Fun fact, Gogh is pronounced like "Goff"
>>587772817She should wear heels
>>587767418It's good Musashi is gone forever and never ever coming back.
>>587774785But that sucks for puns, so I'm going to ignore it
>>587755726this thing has a very luscious navel
>>587751776
>>587775851Horizontal navels are gross
Mining with Kazura!
>>587776037I just thought it was belly fat
>>587776037I bet you preffer Tuts tight innie huh? fag!
>>587776578Put on the school uniform and no one gets hurt
>>587777268I look like this
HOLY SEXO
>>587777591How depraved
>>587775183Oh Fu Gogh
We did it melulu bros!
Explain to me why, from "normal people" position, lewding Rin(16-17yo) and Sakura(15-16yo) is okay, but lewding Illya(who's 18) is not. If it's about body type, then saber has a 15yo body, but it's okay to lewd her too.
Every servant must look like this
>>587779279I don't come here to argue on behalf of normalfags with you
>>587779334stomach and torso too small
>>587762973She's cute as hell though, totally makes up for it.
>>587779236Nice!
>>587779236You done good.
>>587779279I don't see why I need to explain anything to normalfag scum.
Lmao
>>587779236I like her a lot and want to watch my cum leak out of my asshole but another dragon has my lancer slot. Maybe when grand extra comes out I'll grand her summer form, but that would also mean turning my back on my Most Heavenly Emperor. It's a real conundrum
>>587779412More of this
>>587779779>want to watch my cum leak out of my assholeUuuuhhh...
Birdfuckers ww@Grand Archer was between him and Durga but he's been with me longer and I didn't want all my grands to be females, plus he also jorks it to Blaziken like I do
>>587780073Well, melu's asshole, you know what I mean
>>587780308I thought you wanted to fuck yourself for some reason actually
>>587780073Freudian slip of the mind.
>>587780407>>587780308I thought you wanted futa Melu to fuck your asshole.
>>587780587Melulu is a lancer after all
>>587780587How gay would this be
I only fuck assholes of girls whose pussies due to their age are still too small for my dick
Remember Lostbelt 7?
>>587781248What about it?
>>587779279They couldn't make a magical girl spinoff starring Saber/Rin/Sakura as an elementary schooler without changing their appearance.
>>587780156Are you that same anon that took a picture of his Tesla summon with Blaziken smut in the background?
>>587781575The very same. That was 7 years ago holy shit
>>587781646holy shit lmao
>>587781703You must always use the right catalysts
Already have Castoria and Oberon.Heart and brain is telling me to dump rolls on Merlin for my Buster servants. Dick and brain is telling to roll for Ruler Skadi but my only Quick 5* is Shishou.Lady Avalon exists.
>>587781818When in doubt, go for all of them.
>>587781818If you have lady avalon you won;t get much more use out of merlin, if you roll Skadi roll for Louhi next month and you have a AOE quick berserker with a 80% charge that's black grail compatible
>>587781818They all have their value, so you may as well just go by who you like the most. Off the top of my head, Merlin's use rarely requires you to have your own, but I might just be forgetting something.
>>587781818Do you even play the game?
>>587781818Do you have Waver
>>587783014Everyone has Waver
>>587783160What a slut
>>587779779>want to watch my cum leak out of my asshole
>squander ticket on free waver>get Oberon soonYou fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
>>587783946They work great together after Waver's buff
>>587783946Fool, waver is timeless
Actually I think I'll save for Summer Tiamat.
Should I roll for Tut?
>>587784532Yes
>>587784532No
>>587784532maybe
>>587784532I don't know...
>>587784532can you repeat the question
who tut
>>587781248I'll never forget about dinosaurs holding plates.
How do I get food for Gogh?
>>587784532are you female or gay
>>587785659Every time you do an event node
>>587785659Tried going to costco?
>>587785931I could go for a costco hotdog
>>587783284Mama
Why is Brito such a massive idiot?How do you get stuck inside your own armor and microwave yourself?
>>587786230Yeah, imagine losing control of your technology...
>>587786436Stop connecting the dots, senpai
why are the japanese hating on the new event? what does onee san think about thisi'm too shy to go to her room
dead...
>>587787545why are you are such a faggot rat?
hey I get that reference
>>587787818because you reek of incel chud lil gupplease don't reply to me again i don't want to be your only social interaction of the day
wow the petitions are really bad
They are VERY vocal
very concerning
>>587787545Genuinely don't understand the mindset of people like you.
>>587780073You've never pulled the old Ouroboros? Given your lower half the kettlebell handle treatment? It's not hard to do.
>>587788487it's ok to be retarded!you are valid
>>587788487People give retards phones to distract them. There's also "people" paid to make everything worse in online places, but I doubt this general is on their radar
>>587789008There actually was proof of this general getting targeted by that exact group you're referring to.
>>587789215>that exact groupThere's a lot of groups I'm talking about
you're schizophrenic
I just realized the suoer recollection quests only reward mana prisms. Just feels like a waste of time at this point
>unironic zoomer eventFellas am I getting too old for FGO?
>>587790670Zillennial here. Just feel old generally
>>587790539They are
>>587779779>he wants the dragon to fuck himYou gay bro?
I'd fuck bro with a dragon dildo strap-on while we're both dressed as each other favorite Servant.
Did they change how chests look like?
>>587792084You forgot to say "no homo"
Little boy?
How am I supposed to max level my mystic codes if all ++ quests require swapping to 3-turn?
>>587792812Use them for every 5 AP story node. Maybe 5CE in a lotto when you're still collecting drop CEs and all it means is extremely minimal bond loss. I dunno. I just eventually find a setup that doesn't need swapping and catch up typically.
>>587792812You're supposed to have maxed them before 90++ became a thing.
WhodunnitWhydunnit
villain I have done thy mother
>>587794551>>587794551>>587794551