Brigand EditionWhat is /crpgg/?A general dedicated to all Computer Role-Playing Games — past, present, and future. From isometric classics to modern remakes.Core Games:Arcanum, ATOM RPG, Avernum, Baldur’s Gate series, Black Geyser, Colony Ship, Deus Ex, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Encased, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might & Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, Rogue Trader, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, SKALD, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vagrus, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many more.Recently Released: Esoteric Ebb, Banquet for Fools, Stellar Tactics, Zero ParadesIn Development: Altheia, Avaria, Olympus 2249, Rad New World, Rakshasa, Solasta II, Traveling at Night, Underrail 2, Vampire Syndicate, Vampire: The Masquerade - Eternal WhispersCancelled:Legends of Awen, Darkborn>Useful Links>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.png>Computer Role Playing Games Resources:https://pastebin.com/NEvHHATehttps://monkposter.github.io/community.htmlPrevious Role-play:>>587650534>Thread QuestionDo you like self-referential humor in Games?
another dogshit froggy edition
It's almost time.
Goonin time
The schizo obsessing over Froggy is more schizo than Froggy himself
>>587704049>pam they're the same.jpeg
*mogs all waifu while having no romance*It's really that simple, give me characters i can feel a real sense of companionship with that's all every reasonable being want.
The jeets haven't fixed Microsoft 364 yet so looks like I'll be getting paid to play CRPGs today
>>587704106who?
>>587704168play NWN2 and the expansion
Straight son or virgin daughter /crpgg/
virgin daughter, but not for long
>>587703518What the fuck is that? An attempt to make uglier characters than SF6?
>>587696480Yrliet didn't get kicked out of her Craftworld, she left on the path of the outcast then her Craftworld went poof.
Which mythic feats is good for fighter?
>>587704870The one that makes you unable to die for a few turns.
>>587704741>You can't fire me if I quit first!Sure
>>587704624Mizora vs Mineagho in a whoring competition
Disco reveal when? It should happen this month.
>>587705813Mizora wins because minagho's va doesn't beg for attention from incels on twatter at least
>>587705129That's the best feat for every class
I wish there is a monk class that can use sword or a class that combine Ki power with swordplay
Power fantasy is the most gay shit ever conceived
>>587706880this coming from a power bottom
>>587706880Seems like a pretty normal human fantasy/desire to me. People like to feel cool.
>>587706880You probably just insulted 80% of humanity because who didn't watch naruto or dragon ball for the power fantasy?
>>587706880Explain your reasoning.
>>587707435It reeks inceldom and repressed complexes - people who have achieved nothing irl are naturally drawn to power fantasies in fiction because it's the only way the can experience a sense of accomplishment and having control over their lives.
>>587707664this post reeks of roastoid
let people enjoy things
>>587705652They just kept bullying her until she left by herself
>>587707664>irl accomplishmentslollamauYou are the biggest loser I've seen in a long while.
>>587707664I see.You're the redditor who was malding over lesbian romances and are now seething and bleeding from the ass in this thread
>>587707896This one is going to make them mad
>>587707664Actual truth.
>>587707128>narutothat gay shit ain't no power fantasy lmao
>>587708016The very essence of shonen is power fantasy.
>>587708057sure, just pick one where the protagonist doesn't spend the entire series being gay for his rival who deserted and tried to kill him
>>587708103no
>587707664As always, nothing works better against the retards here than simply asking them to explain themselves. A window into their thoughts is a doomsday scenario for their credibility.
>>587707664This riled 'em up
I'm horny, let's talk about Jennifer English
We can agree that Taash is worse than Sera, if only because Sera was 'saved' by the trespasser dlc and you can tell her to piss off
The Trash that Ruined Bg3Dame Gaylin “the maiden of moonlight,” the sexually active lesboid roid gorilla with an IQ in the low 90s and nonexistent impulse control Manlach, the low IQ roid gorilla who canonically smells like rotten eggs Toad’zel, the happily sterile girl boss who likes casual sex and violence in equal measure. Looks like a yellow raisin and is vocally expressive about her smell fetish Wyll. His first name alone is enough to elicit sighs of disgust and disappointment Playersexuality Anustarion, the homosexual seducer of elderly women and the gay curious Manthara the chain smoking transman Act 3
>>587708578>with an IQ in the low 90s and nonexistent impulse controlshe must post here
>>587708578The Trash that Ruined Bg3:500hours of dialogue
>>587708629>My CRPG had dialogueYes, that's why it is called a crpgNext up: my jump and run makes me jump and run too much
>>587708368>I was just pretending to be retarded>>587708412Isn't she a demented dyke? Hard passInstead, the frog's VA looks like she's a dirty fuck
>>587708734>Isn't she a demented dyke?Super hot to fuck a lesbian straight, top tier fetish, brat dyke correction
>>587708697I don't care what u think a CRPG should be. If a game annoys me with dialogue, it's just a bad game.Unless the game allows me to..>this conversation is over, hand over the bottlecaps, *EEEEEEEEEEE DING DING DING DING*
regina doesnt wear deodorant
>>587708979Love the panties and bra but her face is fucked up.
>>587709209It's your duty to make sure all the sweat is cleaned, daily, God gave you a tongue so use it.
rate her face
>>587709405ugly, but portraits tend to look better than concept art so I wouldn't worry
>>587709405That’s Calia Menethil
>>587709405Cute
Why does Owlcat refuse to answer the bush question? Why can't we have a canonical answer to whether the Owlcat girls shave, trim or let it grow wild? Larian did it.
>>587709405Would french kiss
>>587709405cross eyed
>>587709405>no tits>again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjLV9paMSE0
>>587711439What's the problem exactly?
>>587711783>pass using gay pedo
>>587712386No, I simply support justice.
>>587712386He's a fag
I wish Japanese animation didn’t become popularized. It means the dregs of humanity wouldn’t flock to Japan and import their disgusting Occidental values while frothing at the mouth over base pop culture.
>>587712386I'm imploring you to please kill yourself
>>587704106You said the same thing about Glory.
These are always fun. Most are about what I would expect.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2075800/view/680766835970277925?l=english
>>587706880>>587707664it's time to find a different genre
>>587713112Not a crpg
>>587703357Found my first bg1 ee game clear save right before seravok fight like 12 years ago idkI was on some bullshitHalf of my party are custom characters, main character was a cleric without max physical stats but has good intMost item slots were empty on all of them probably because I couldn't find itemsJaheria Khalid and kaigenI only took damage spellsNot a single stat bonus book found and consumedSword coast wasn't started Half of the map was exploredIt looks I pretty much just stumbled barely though the main game.Im pretty sure my custom character archer named tratex from dota like hard carried me lol
>>587713167Plenty of crpgs aren’t power fantasies, you troon.
>>587711439Shorter is the chest, closer is the heart.
>>587713690No, that's actually the basis for the entire genre and always has been. I taught you this not long ago, which is where you learned the term 'power fantasy' and began spamming it for attention here. This is something that happens a lot here sadly.
>>587714398Schizo. Take your meds.
Where the fuck is the Discordance reveal!?!
>>587715035What is there to reveal?
>>587715993Bottom of her feet.
>>587715993her body count
>>587715993Well, considering the game is just 2 months away, maybe they can reveal the voice actor, haha?...
>>587703357Seen Tehsnakerer video on this, what a meme game. Could be something cool if he had a big team and a budget for it.
Will Owlcat make more virgins like Cassia?
>>587716518Game awards is when it makes sense to release a new trailer, and I believe that's when the heavy marketing campaign will begin.
>>587717116>cassia not a virgin if you take her to Cumrag
>>587717206you think owlcat can afford a spot at the TGAs? lmfao
>>587717208Drukhari are scared shitless of the warp, they would never stick their dick in a literal vessel to the warp. She was the only one that was 100% not raped.
>>587717307But think of how exhilarating it must be
>>587717116She cucks the player btw
>>587717420It's like the one thing they refuse to fuck with because of the potential consequences
>>587717307>implyingthey have warp nullifying tech. she got diddled by a sick deldar with a barbed cock
>>587717296YeahFor sure, it's an investment but its not a mindblowing one, I'm positive they had a RT teaser at the last game awards, and its a good time to market the expanse too, a game that definetly has the budget to justify it.
>>587717490
>>587717573>the last game awardsMeant to say, some tga before release
>>587713112
>>587717573i checked and they apparently did show a trailer for rt at the game awards in 2023 so it's likely they will show something for dh next month
>>587717208Intercourse is so pedestrian.
>>587718197I bet they will show a trailer for Expanse instead
I hope Geoff puts the Expanse and Exodus trailers back-to-back so it's literally impossible for anyone to remember which is which
>>587718779I already get them confused unless I've read something on them in the past 24 hours or so
>>587718672>insteadBothBoth games have a separate marketing budget that no doubt accounts for the game awards right before release.Besides, the same studio showing two games, both releasing around the same time frame is bound to attract attention, if I was on the marketing team I would play on that.
>>587718945That’s a lot of money to spend. They are going to pick one
>>587718945competing with yourself at the same time as other devs is marketing geniuslet's throw even money into that hole
Is the hippogriff the best mount option in WOTR?
>>587719094>competing with yourselfThe games release months apart and are 2 different genres.When people finish DH they are gonna ask themselves "what other games does this studio make?" and they are going to remember they also do mass effect clones now.Doesn't seem like a bad idea to me, you want to get both trailers out anyways.
>>587707664the funniest is how the absolute worst scum always roleplay as lawful good, obviously compensating for something
I heard Owlcat is going to produce a limited edition scratch and sniff of the anus smell of all Dark Heresy companions. Exciting.
>>587719482>and are 2 different genresthey aren't gonna like this!
>>587719680Why not scented candles? Those are far more popular these days
>>587719928Scented candles of anus smell, I don’t think that would work long term compared to a scratch and sniff. But I’d be down for companion themed scented candles
>>587719680I don't want to smell the male ones...
>>587718779I already can't tell them apart, as well as from some other games. Blandest shit imaginable
>>587720054Prediction: female ones sell out instantaneously. Males ones will have to go on sale.
>>587720014>But I’d be down for companion themed scented candlesMe too, could be fun40k already has some scented candles iirc, though they aren't all that good if memory serves
Still playing Etrian Odyssey 3. That game is awesome. I'm collecting all the rare materials to unlock hidden shit. I love it.
Wasn’t it they pay over 1 million for a slot. They are picking one game to advertise
>>587720187teasers are around $500k USD and full-length trailers are $1m+
>>587720187>>587720324What are you guys saying? The whole show is some kind of advertising ploy?No, Geoff does it for love of the game. Why would he charge anything?
>>587720156I think a cheeky repackaging is in order.
>>587720447Only if you are Highguard
>>587720447Devs have to prove their worth and dedication to our Father. The tithe is the only thing keeping this industry afloat.
>>587720161>though they aren't all that good if memory servesI’ve only tried the Tzeentch one but I wasn’t impressed, no. They’re very strong and artificial compared to higher quality olfactory brands like Diptyque, Officine Universelle Buly and so on. I wonder if more expensive variants would sell.
I don't think there's anything wrong with using tga to advertise.I do not believe making money is inherently immoral or shady, nobody forces you to watch the awards.
>>587720478That would be incredibly evil. The Beanboozled of the smell world.Hypatia smell? Sorry it’s actually Haymar’s rotten asshole!! Get punked!
>>587709405>>587710518AI shit
>>587720715No one is saying it’s wrong, just it’s not free to advertise unless Geoff feels like it
>>587720674I think it could be difficult to find a good price point if they want it to be of some quality while still being cheap enough that people would buy themI doubt there's enough overlap with scented candle connoisseurs to make quality candles worthwhile to produce
1 level dip for Sable Company marine and then Cavalry or pure Sable Company marine?
>>587704049not a schizo thing to notice>dogshit list of indies>early threads>contrarian hate of popular things like "40slop">cuckposting>scat fetishall froggy classicsneck yourself froggy
>>587721367this tranny posts on reddit btw
>>587721652you're probably the one posting reddit posts, retardneck yourself already you scat loving german
>>587721845t. spyridonya
>>587721652Go back
>>587721936the fuck is that, is that a redditor name you memorized? go back
>>587722192you first, tranny
>freaking out over OPsOh yeah, it's low functioning idiot time.
>>587722192It’s their new target
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/40slop/filter/text/very interesting list once you scroll down a little methinks>>587722598nobody gives an actual fuck about the OP, it's about the froggy behind them that's the issue
>>587722740Shut up retard
>>587722634>help I'm being bullied for all the retarded things I say in public!
40slop 40gay 40faggyNooo not my edgelord dolls!! For the emperor purge all the minorities XD
redditor trannies on the ropes after being exposed yesterday
>>587722913does it make you mad people would rather talk about 40slop and space dolls than your worthless indieslop, froggy? are you a good little contrarian retard, froggy? yes you are, yes you are!!
>>587722740>I don't give a fuck>I'm just freaking out about the implicationsQuit being so mentally ill.
>nobody gives a fuck about the OP but also I'm going to be viscerally offended every time I think about an indie game from the OP
>>587723095I am a 40k fan you obsessed freak, froggy hasn't posted here for years
>>587722968Post your account bitch
>>587723259>>587721936
for the emperor bash those orphans heads in! They were heretics!! XDD I love committing mass genocide!!
>there are posters here who beg for trans inclusive romances on reddit
>>587723179mb, was meant for this contrarian retard>>587722971>>587723402
Who is froggy and why did he mindbreak one individual?
>>587723674froggy rekt him in an argument like 5 years ago when wotr released and he's been obsessed with him ever since
Is Cavalier or SCM better for Hippogrift charging ?
>>587722740>>587722968>>587723095>>587723179>>587723451>>587723750
I have to skin this baby alive, the emperor gave me a vision XD I get an extra serving of corpse starch if I do!!
>>587723776I went pure Sable Company Marine and it was really strong, it destroyed Hard difficultybut yeah you can probably make it stronger with multiclassing into Sohei and stuff
Hmmm today I think I will secede from Cheliax and issue a universal ban on slavery.
Thoughts on Stella's face?
>>587723975I want Cavalier because I want to play a leader who ride griffin and lead my men to victory
>>587724169mfw anonymouse is squeaking
>>587724061Not if I have anything to say about it. And I do!I'm gonna summon debils!
>>587723674see >>587721367you don't need to know more about him other than thisoh he also used to shill failhard and call bellara cute lol>>587723908keep seething 40k is a million times more popular than your dogshit indies, froggy
>>587724191yeah just start as SBM and then go full Cav, should be fine
I need to lobotomize that crying family or ELSE
what the hell happened here
Tentative. Will flesh it out more when we have all companions, but I think this seems rather accurate, don't you guys think?
>>587726703very high quality post, exemplary, admirable
>>587720180Etrian Odyssey...every time I play one of those, I get filtered by how little story there is. It is just barebones dungeon crawling
>>587726703And I need to increase the resolution next time, but this is a start!>>587726773Thank you, thank you.
>>587726703kroot should be in reeks
>>587726703Including males made me disregard your post and hope you die sooner than later (just a bit)
>>587727074If I only included females there would be nothing to look at.
>>587726703based and anuspilled
>>587726908she does reek but this is a a tier list about buttholes, something she doesn't have
>>587727684very inclusive of you to think of the smell of male anuses! neck yourself
>>587728204There simply would be too many slots available if I only did the females. It's a space concern.
>>587728428I think you really need to think hard and reevaluate your life before you post a tierlist of anuses and how stinky they areit's a sanitary concern
>>587726703Looks lore accurate if you ask me.
garbage thread
Is there a reason to combine any of the psykers with the overseer archetype, and it's derivatives (except for maybe overseer)? They're all about perception and int, Psyker go with WP and resolve.The sanctic, biomancer and maybe diviner go well with melee archetypes, Pyro is pyro but Telepath is just kinda there. Feels like Navigator but worse.
I love women's bums
https://vocaroo.com/1i6XwUI16KFQWhat the fuck happened to this general in the two weeks I haven't been using it.
>>587726703Based>>587728980Me too
>>587726703Aspyce and Larry being the only ones to have a fragrant butthole smell makes perfect sense. I was also thinking about Saro's being fragrant since he probably smells like smoke or incense, but neutral seems fitting as well. The rest seem accurate to me.
>>587717296Pretty sure RT was at tgas. Tgas have indie games.
I played a crpg once
playing Mass Effect 2 and posting on /crpgg/
>>587729002that vocaroo but worse
>>587729210Thanks for the affirmation
>>587709405Tarkovskian.
>>587726703I wonder where Hypatia would be. Probably neutral too, but then again she is a Magus Biologis so she might have installed skunk glands into her anus....haha.....
>>587729210A firey smokey scent is a nice to me
I like Kibellah's voice
>>587721324dip. pure sable is ass unless you want to lvl it a bit for that flat foot ability
>>587723402but you will never EVER misgender and or commit heckin racism against your fellow humans (white exluded of course :))
>>587726703Combine this with this>>587719680
DH is marketed as shorter but much more reactive than RT.But won't DLCs assuming they are the same design as in RTkind of destroy that? If they are also 10-15 hours and we get 4 DLCs like in RT it would increase the game length by 40-60 hours.
>>587724169>looks mannish in concept>looks cute in the portrait.they need to give the guy who make portrait a raise
>>587730615We don't even know if we are getting DLC.
My favorite CRPG? Fallout 4.
>>587730728On Today's stream Nath the Owlcat community manager said he thinks it will likely get at least 1 oe 2 DLCs and OC will see what to do after that depending on sales etc.
>>587730810hello advertiser
>>587730810Awesome. Thanks for the info.
Which way, Baldur's Man?
So why does sometimes my rider just doesn't attack while riding the Hippogriff? Like Seela attack just fine on horseback but not the hippogriff
>>587731218Left
>>587731218shar mogs desu
>>587726703Discordance can sit on my face while Ra'akhti gives me a handjob.
>>587731218Neither.
>>587730615Yeah,if deep C&C are the thing they are going for, the DLC will have to match the base game. And everything is voiced. So they will spend more on it as well.
>>587731265Are you playing on TB mode?
>>587731397Art of this happening to the Acolyte when?
sexy ass evil goddess, i want to worship her tummy
>>587731218The opposite direction
>>587731478Yeah, in some fights
>>587731407>make the most human woman a pitfall to punish "uncreative" players>make the best woman look like a living scab Larian is full of spiteful people
>>587731218I like the white hair more + Shar deserves to lose
>>587731735the hippogriff mount is bugged in turn based mode iirc, disabling end autoend turn fixes it
Jenevelle is a great companion and friend and wife
Shar has never had her cunt licked
>after one year of marriage
>"think you can some up with something more creative for me?"Yeah, wife!
>>587731218>>587731407>>587732293>>587732440don't you guys have your own general
>>587732659Baldur's Gate 3 is a computer role-playing game developed by Larian studios.
>>587732492>Go to the Spires first>finish Spires>instead of meeting Disco I am forced to fight some other guys>Have to do the entirety of Marisportum without Disco>Disco is only unlocked after MarisportumI hope they change this. I want to unlock Disco regardless if I choose Marisportum first or second.
for people who played the beta who are the best companions in DH?
>>587732759and that game has its own general, how am I wrong
>>587732948Do you mean in terms of who has enough content or who is most likeable?Epione has the most interjections out of any companion by far. So arguably I would rank them like this:>Epione>Larry>Saro>Ra’akthi>Cogg>Discordance>Aspyce>Haymar>Touma>HypatiaAs for likeability, well, that's a tough one because no companion is truly finished. But I really like Disco, Larry and Saro. Fun companions.
>>587732948Ra'akhti and Discordance are pretty good due to how good Operatives are in Dark HeresyLaarthyr is good as well, but mostly due to the buffs and movement shenanigans (e.g. getting someone to move across the whole map to get next to Laarthyr) you can do with himEpione is pretty good due to how much healing she can put out, and healing's important in DH. Also good at interrupting the enemy.Cogg is the best tank
>>587730615I don't understand how it'd conflict. The DLCs would presumably be also wider instead of longer and probably be about one case or whatever
>>587731218Have her kill Dykesong for the superior black hair look and then spare her parents in act 3 for the selunite ending. Literally nothing of value is lost.
>>587732948Ra'akhti is really good. Disco carried me as well in the last fight, she's fantastic for melee and demoralization. Hypatia is surprisingly decent but her biggest problem is that she's basically a tank taunt build but due to her tech priest nature she's slow as fuck, so she can never get into the fray fast enough.Also used Epione quite a lot because her abilities are good.
>>587732948I doubt it'll be the same as release if they've listened to people bitching about the difficulty and some of the classes.
>>587734645>Literally nothing of value is lost.What about the robe that buff your elrich blast?
>>587734645this guy roleplays
>>587734517>probably be about one case or whateveI would love a long investigation sequence. I love Dark Heresy's investigation system. I want to go to the Underhive.
>>587734793I don't play as a W*rlock.
>>587734738Warrior and Soldier were shit. They deserve buffs.
>>587733250>Disco, Larry and Saro. Fun companions.looking forward to those ones
>>587734793You can still get that robe. You can do the prison break quest in act 2 at any time. Just do it before the final choice.
>>587735034I just hope they can fix how burst works without making it better than every other option again
You can't cast a shadow without some light
Can i more or less play as not-Heinrix in DH or is lvling more restrictive? also
>>587735321NTA, but an easy way to make it better without being OP again is to just let the burst go off properly even if the target you chose diedCurrently the burst ends the moment your target dies, and so it was has very little AoE damage with autoguns and the like
>>587735675When you first meet Aspyce one of the first dialogues is basically "what do you want....rogue trader" so I guess.
Issue with warrior in DH is they got rid of parrying and dodge. All you have is a general defense stat and armor.
>>587736095They also got rid of ammo
Realistically I would only romance a human or half-elf, anything more exotic than that would be gross
>dreams of other men>pussy hair>flirts with women in front of you>worships shar>kills her own familyShadowsimps are another level of ridiculous. Zero self respect.
>>587736215boring
>>587735675>as not-HeinrixYou mean a sanctic warrior? Yeah, you can, but warrios are ass, so don't expect it to be as powerful as Jimmy
>>587736215low t.
>>587736239If you want a monogamous relationship, Shart wants that too
>>587736239>flirts with women in front of youfirst time I have seen a shartchud complain about that
>>587736215what about a half-orc? That's equally as exotic as a half-elf
>>587735675You can play sanctic warriordialogue options with Aspyce is pretty similar to Heinrix if you so chooseyou can wear Heinrix's outfit
Realistically an elf or even half-elf would never "date down" and settle for a lowly human
>>587736630why not?
>>587736630Half elfs have a complex that makes them seek out human companions
reminder that Shart is 50 year old and basically grooming a young human PC
>>587736747the fuck do you mean "why not"? do you see how racist some people get against different races? now imagine a fantasy race that has objectively superior blood and lives twice as long as humans, why would they settle for an inferior mate?
>>587736630Elf men love human women though
>>587737075you sound mad
>>587737075I think I'm cool and would be desirable to elven women
>>587737075UH OH NOLDORFAG IS HERE
>>587737075Big human cock.
>>587736839Half-elves crave any kind of cock, preferably multiple ones at the same time
The ultimate CRPG: a game with Baldur's Gate 3 budget and reactivity, Wrath of the Righteous' level of content and build options with 40k's lore, also it has Camellia as a companion again
>Realistically an elf or even half-elf would never "date down" and settle for a lowly humannobody tell that guy about Arwen and Aragorn
>>587737075The Filipinos among us really didn't like this one.
>>587737631tbf there are very few elf+human in lotr overall
>>587737835you're not white dude, and you sure as hell are not an elf
I'm Welsh
>>587738016finally you slopped something good camsaar
>>587737923Jag är Svensk och du är en efterbliven mulatt med ett mindervärdeskomplex.
>>587738101svensk*
>>587738016um
>>587738016>camfag is literally a FAGpottery.
>>587736578>you can wear Heinrix's outfitdo you get the promo material guy outfit? i like his fit more
>>587737880and it is always the woman giving up the priviledge of staying an elf and immortality
>>587738016>cock is whitecome on now
>>587738331Yeah, if you choose the Scholia Progenium background you get the cover promo outfit.If you mean the guy on the cover with the Eisenhorn drip, that is.
>>587737631>omg this is just like me and my wife, Edith check this shit out!Tomfoolery of the highest order.
>>587738016Is this safe for work? Can I show this to my coworkers?
>>587738392I guess this is the exception that proves the rule. I had to look it up.
Har vi noen dansker også her mon tro?
>>587736630I am happy that in DA you can literally breed out elvesit is bizarre that they aren't all killed off by nowseriously they should realistically not even have the numbers they seem to haveDA should have just gone with elves having been an extinct species that humans got rid of X-years ago
You just know Tolkien was gooning to Elven women on the regular
>>587738584Yes. It's posted on a blue board so it's safe for work.
Shart's parents elf man and human womanDrizzt and Catti brie elf man and human womanStern and Kyganil elf man and human woman
>>587738443Yeah. i like his drip.
>>587737227The superior half-elf
>>587738690Bro, the cock is gigantic and dominates the entire picture. The penis of the prone guy is wedged between the balls. There is NO PUSSY IN SIGHT. IT'S ALL COCK.You are a FAGGOT.
>>587738607they never got together though
>>587736630love is love
>>587738719appalling zoomie shitpost
sorry but Shart mogs Camellia
>>587738820Oh, you're right. I didn't bother to read it all. I'm more curious about the half-orcs in his universe though.
>>587738842Bosmers would cook up a mean BBQ. Fantastic wife material. >uuuhh but I'm not a cannibal!!Grow up.
>>587738443>tfw actual psyker background is stuck with the same boring ass outfit instead
>>587738875I think Cam is the better cuckoldress so not really
>>587738917but orcs are just fallen elves...>kind of like skyrim
>>587739037Cam and Shart never cuck you.
Jaheira is the only good half-elf in the history of CRPGs
>Cam and Shart never cuck you.
>>587739047He retconned that iirc
>>587739112lmao
>>587739178You are deranged and spiritually sick.I sincerely hope you can wake up from your stupor one day.
>>587739182alistair is
>>587739527Half elves in DA might as well not exist, they look nothing like elves
>>587736578>dialogue options with Aspyce is pretty similar to Heinrix if you so chooseI don't remember any spaghetti spillage options
notice how we say half-elf not half-human? because elf is the important blood and half-elves are still half-good
stop falseflagging against Camellia you scum!!!!!!
>>587739717Yes because humans are the default race
Someone forgot to take their meds today.
>>587739723see we have NO janny here
I'd rather you post Darkergrey's cuckold porn instead of slop
>Camniggers are futafagslmao.
a tree or animal dies every time you gen porn slop
MY CAT JUST DIED
>>587740163also fartfags
What's Pasqals_toaster's opinion on this?
>>587740257is this real. he made blacked porn!?
Is this some desperate plea to get a janny back to this thread or are you just off your rockers.
>>587739668>>587739527they're not 'half elves' they're just humans who have an elven parentinteresting enough it seems DA fans hate it when you point out that DA is actually the setting with the strongest support against eldf/humans relationships>Fiona should have never been his mom
>>587740309No it's slop, though I wouldn't put it past him to make actual blacked porn at this pointprobably not too fetishistic though, normalfags like him tend to consider blacked racist
>>587740396our only shit janny is busy at his walmart shift
What's wrong with you people
at least he's targeting a waifu nobody cares about
>>587740257hot!
>>587740685do yrliturd futa wrecking a human twink trader
>how do I make this about Yrliet?
>>587740659he cares about her
your grandfather fought in wars while you spam nsfw slop on a mongolian chop suey board
>>587740517>>587740309>>587741152who??
>>587740163>saying this while posting arue of all characters
>>587741189darkergrey the artist and the camsaar
>>587741189Darkergrey, the Wendufag who is making a compilation of (romanced) Cam porn including unironic cuckoldry
Why did he cause the bronze age deforestation crisis to proompt all this deranged porn when I would have drawn it for him using stick men with overly detailed genitalia for free?
>>587741408Its in character
>>587741165nothing to be proud of in dying for merchants or economic zonesmilitary veterans who comment on all the shit not being worth it get censored
>>587740219SORRY!
>>587741540I know
>>587713491 yeah it was him
>>587741165Camsaar's grandfather is looking down from a unspecified afterlife and going:>"humbaba, saars, dis is what I caused the destruction of Monte Casino for, dis is my proude pouatre son son"
does Tainted Grail have romance?
okay janny woke up but some of these deletions are retarded >>587739493"bro stfu"
>>587742146Yes, but they suck. Trust me, do not play them if your only wish is romance.
>>587742184You realize that his IP got banned which deleted all that anon's posts, yes? That's how it works.
>>587742184Newfag
>>587742242damn well it looks decent anyway
>>587742569It's a fun game. It's just that the romances aren't any good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxzXru9agFE
>>587742146technically yes, but it's basically nothingone is a morinth-tier game over, another just calls you bad at sex then cuts you off, one is an abandoned whore, and the rest are men
>>587741194Aruefags aren't into futa. only vanilla degenerate sex
As I read these threads, three words come to mindSawyer was right
>>587742734Sawyer sold his soul to microsoft
>>587742661I think he's alluding to the pregnancy ending you can get with her even as a female
>>587742734yeah I say it every thread
>>587742647>but it's basically nothingKind of untrue. If you romance the noblewoman and only her, and get the best ending you actually get an ending where you settle down with her in that mansion.
Is Zelda OOT a crpg? Which dolly would you smooch?
>>587743171but she's a bitch...
romance: crpgno romance: nicht crpg
>>587743293Ok now my interest is piqued
>>587742734Seriously, why did Josh 'mr. History and Worldbuilding' Sawyer feel the need to insert a legally recognized form of cuckoldry into his fantasy worldbuilding and history.What sort of mind conceives of the "haemneg" and decides to share it with the rest of the world?
>>587743242This is a Malon general.
>>587742734but who is left?
>>587743448you seem peeved?
>>587743620but why tho
>>587743620Not head over heels with perverts inserting their fetishes into fiction.
my crpg setting will have prima noctis enforcer as a selectable pc background
>>587743448Why are you pretending to be confused by the concept of a political marriage
need my ass eaten by Stellla
>>587744138you are a repressed homosexual. cease.
>>587744108I see you didn't play the game.
>>587744267I'm a repressed romantic
>>587744282>t. cucktourist
what did I miss?
The state of this general
>>587743448Tolkien remains the only fantasy writer to do this correctly >Arwen must give up her immortality and status in order to marry Aragorn >Aragorn is not a regular lowly human, but an übermensch descended from the blood of powerful kings For me it’s 2 things. Elves are ascended immortal beings. A “political marriage” is too earthly to make any sense for an Elf especially when that political marriage would be with what is in comparison an ape. Secondly human x elf is an excuse to legitimize the mongrelization of Elves and create disgusting and retarded Romeo and Juliet stories. In every world without exception where this is a possibility, Elves are functionally humans with pointy ears
Underkeepirino
>>587744404What are you even talking about? First you inhale your own farts and pretend that you don't understand why already married people entering into a relationship with a sexual dimension is fucking weird to everyone outside your community and then you fall back on gibbering like a fucking idiot.Is this the best the Aedyran polycule can produce?
>>587744801I can tell just from this post your search history is filled with bbc porn
>>587744581Camtroon Melty
>>587744914I understand that you have a hard time keeping your fetish contained but could you please not inflict it on the rest of us.
>>587744581futa came
>>587744801ok but what about beren
the /bgg/ puts you guys to shame, we're much more classy and friendly
>>587745262Then why don't you fuck off with your overrated autistic dyke?
>>587745134>hm, well you brought up odd Sawyer's insistence on including this in the fantasy setting he had complete freedom in creating so that must mean you secretly get off to itGreat stuff. I take it you're not the brains of the operation.
>>587745262stay there and don't come here anymore please.
>>587745386>>587745425someone has to stay and improve your standards
>>587743448>haemnegWhat is this barbaric word referring to and why is it the first time I hear about it?
>>587744581Anti-Cam shitposters spammed tranny porn and then tried to blame Camfans for it.
Can't wait to see how Sawyer will piss off this general with the new Fallout game
>>587745582fuck off, communist.
>>587745752This
>>587745727it's a Pillars of Eternity word. No one played Pillars of Eternity.That's why. Pleased?
>>587745924>No one played Pillars of Eternity.I tried. But everything was so, I don't know, unappealing?
>>587745784oh joywonder which of his fetishes he'll base a society on this time
>>587745784I hope there's no romance and it still sells a trillion copies
>>587745784he's gonna do that thing again where every female companion is a slut but curiously refuses to have sex with the PC
how much rape is in tyranny?
Fun how you guys just ignore the cute nun you could fuck in Pentiment.
>>587746379i never played it
>>587745784Create a character that appeals to the male fantasy and corrupt it.
The inability to freely respec on higher difficulties without losing out on achievements has done immesurable damage to WorR>haha oops looks like you made a mistake and potentially wasted dozens of hours with a single click haha tough luck palWhat the fuck were they thinking?
>>587746467She's horny and fucking based.
>>587746919just follow an ineffect build bro he's got you covered
>>587745727Elves and humans can't interbreed in PoE but jointly rule Aedyr together. The haemneg is a symbolic marriage you can have if you're already doing your duty by being married to someone you can actually have kids with. It's technically supposed to be for political unions between the two cultures but they also do it so they can have a political marriage with kids and a legal marriage to someone they actually love.
>>587746930>>587746379That's only because their urge to be petulantly heretical outweighed their desire to own the incels
>>587744962Were you microwaved as a baby? The point is when Elves are not respected as the ascended immortals they are, they are functionally human. They live among, behave, and think like humans. They have human problems and do human things. A “political marriage” is just a symptom of the real problem>>587745184Same thing, Beren is an übermench from a Germanic saga who fell in love with an angel
>>587747039Following someone else's builds defeats the purpose of learning and improvingI don't know what retarded dev decided that replayability, accessibility and experimentation weren't important but holy fuck kill it with acidHow do you conceptualize a warning message that explicitly states your builds must be no less than perfect to beat a certain difficulty while preventing the player from changing or fixing said build on the fly?
>>587747346whatever bro I got my unfair cheevo ages ago
>>587747295>petulantly hereticalBoy do I have some historical facts and medieval stories to sell you!
>>587746326Verse rapes youThat's about it
>>587747295tradcath melty
>>587747295This is true, like everything left the true purpose is subversion>nuns had sex too, chud. It’s historically proven. After a certain point it becomes boring
>>587748045>After a certain point it becomes boringthen there is no point in seething about it. Facts are facts.
>>587747295I bet you were born again last week
>>587747315>>587747346>>587748045you guys got bullied a lot in school didn't you
I wanna smooch her.
>>587748902
The various food scenes of Pentiment is such a fun mechanic. Choose who you dine with from the various social strata, discuss with them, eat with them. Always fun to see what people eat and what they have available to them. It's a great way to tell a story by means of visuality.
I hate Sawyer as much any reasonable man but getting offended over a fictional nun having sex is peak faggot behavior, get a grip
kotor 2 is the only good obsidian game
>>587749369New Vegas, Stick of Truth and Alpha Protocol are good, and NW2 is a weird game that has a so bad it's good quality
>>587749056Now I'm hungry. I wouldn't mind a good lamb sausage on rye bread...
>>587749172Not even offended, just pointing out the obvious mindset on display.
>>587748243A nun is a woman who takes vows of poverty and chastity and is meant to live exemplify a life of virtue. So naturally, the leftist writer is going to write the nun as a lusty young woman who makes forward sexual advances and euphemistic commentary. That isn’t what bothers me, it’s predictably sloppy, it’s the cynicism underpinning it. It’s rooted in a deeply negative worldview that I despise
>>587745752this, everyone knows real Cam scholars prefer NTR porn
>>587749527Read a couple of medieval miracle tales written by actual catholics and come back to me.
>>587749056Pentiment in general is an excellent game. Sawyer's best. I wish he did more like that and less like poe.
>>587749669its too niche, plus I doubt microsoft would ever release that
>>587749527You act as though the game glorifies it. It does not. Was it a reality, however? Yes, it was.
>>587749503>>587749527You're very offended and acting like the chud equivalent of woketards who cry when a tranny character does something bad
>>587749501Is this your first playthrough?
>>587749756wdym, Pentiment came out under microshart. Unless you mean the jeet wouldn't ever release that>>587749764It's bold of you to think that anon has played Pentiment or knows the first thing about monastery life
>>587749791No, I played and finished it when it first released but the game has stuck with me since. I appreciate it immensely. It's one of the best historical games outside of Kingdom Come Deliverance and it's such a wonderful microcosm of historical subjects, and the art style is wonderful. Very unique. Not to mention the painstaking work that went into the subject of text and different fonts for different characters. Older characters are illuminated, younger characters are woodcut. Fantastic contrast to show the fast moving world in-between medieval and renaissance.
>>587749778You will never be a catholic.
>>587750234>You will never be a catholic.naturally, I don't come from a shithole country
>>587750090>Older characters are illuminated, younger characters are woodcut.Paid review
>>587749636If you were an actual educated Catholic, which you’re not, you would be as bored with this as I am
>>587750421Sorry anon that was meant for >>587749527
>>587750496Cute of you to think that, but you clearly have no appreciation or interest in history. You attempt to use your faith and education as a shield, but here it only reveals your own shortcomings.
>>587749469>New Vegasalready you're spewing nonsense
>>587750703Updooted
>>587750090Yeah, it's a labour of love, and it shows. Never before have I seen anyone put so much care into the game
>blatant Camellia false flagsher perfection really mindbroke some people, huh?
>>587751463I ripped pretty hard into Wenducucks the other day and he got pretty salty over it
>>587751463camsaar likes futa
>>587751463You have to understand that looking in at the asylum from the outside all your dollybickerers are the same.
It's a burden being a crpg genius surrounded by lesser beings
>>587751889crpgs are a midwit genre
>>587749527Not religious, but I agree. It's overused. Plus a lot of the e-progressive crowd makes it sound like it was the norm/that the majority of clerics were constantly breaking vows, having sex and engaging in pedo activities. But in reality the average person in that life both today and in the past followed the basic rules. But as with everything the spotlight gets shined on the bad apples especially if it fits the agenda, same as certain wignats do when it comes to racebaiting/anti-lgbt.
>>587751970Crpgs are a nilwit genreThere are two kinds of people playing these games, knuckledraggers and knuclekdraggers in denial.
Ra'akhti berating me while I investigate a massive blood pool!
>>587745262It really isn’t, and it makes me sad
>>587752426Ol' ball and chain huh
>>587744853is he a vampire??
>>587751547you're in no condition to use cuck as an insult, cambro
OI, SCREWUPTHE OL' TURDCUTTER AINT DOING MUCH PROPER CUTTIN'ASK OL' EPI IF SHE 'AS ANYTHIN TO HELP, ELSE THOSE BLOOD WINGS O' YERS'LL BE RIGHT BROWNIN'
>>587753253I love chav disco
>>587753253My tongue will be enough help.
>>587752426>hm yes, this is indeed blood
How is she so popular?
>>587753253>>587753345>>587753752forced meme
>>587753818I'm gonna force my dick up your ass.
>>587752105>It's overused.it's not, you're just a pearl clutching faggot being offended over flawed characters existing within groups you think should have protected status
>>587747543>le evil won>no rapecontrivedglad it's a dead ip
>>587753709Best detective this side of the Calixis sector.
>>587753253>>587753345Not really funny tho i dont want another Sera incident.
Is this true, chat?
>>587753253>>587753752>>587754054Dark Heresy is in dire condition if this is the best marketing you guys can cook up
>>587753709
>>587754092he gathered young men and filled them with his seed, then had those men do the same to other young menhe's just a regular homosexual
>>587753709>>587754174Time to celebrate the commissioner pay with one cup of amasec
>>587754092he is gay
>>587754214>>587754349He only tops so he is not gay.
>>587754092>stone cold truecels are just fags with a filterno surprise there
>>587754131You lost
>>587754491you can top as a gay. tom/bottom comes from fags lol
>>587754597I haven't lost anything, I'm not buying the game and it gets a pirate at best
>>587754054He is so handsome and cool
>>587752105Essentially the purpose is to create doubt. They want people to doubt the faith, the practitioners of faith, the history of faith, history itself, and even the virtues of the faith in the same way they do. It’s a salacious example meant to draw parallels and its historical “truth” is supposed to ward off criticism. Poisoning the well>>587753968The player is not meant to criticize or view the character as “flawed,” it’s the opposite. Reminder this started with someone describing the character as “based” because you can “romance” her
>>587754685discordance says this
>>587754679You think you know better than greeks and romans?
when the emperor is a poofter, zero reason not to go slaanesh since at least the latter will sign off on the gooning
>>587754850boywives...
We were robbed
>>587754326DH ending slide in which (you) get a raise of two thrones
>>587754092Reasonable reaction after dealing with foids since the dawn of civilization.
>>587754701>They want people to doubt the faith, the practitioners of faith, the history of faith, history itself, and even the virtues of the faith in the same way they do.Well of course, it's all fake after all
>>587755162Odds that GW asked that Owlcat trannify her design?
>>587755162>>587755384what changed?
>>587755162careful asypcefags throw a melty if you insult her looks
>>587747169What's wrong with that?
>>587755492In the shown concept art? Not much. She still retains her features there, but the final art of her is extremely different from both of them. pic related.
>>587755384I now realize that the frilly sailor moon skirt is a reference to the og chorda design
>>587755645mm yes extremely
>>587755645Eh, still would.
DH is so dead on arrival with the lack of waifus
>>587755937And the lack of marketing. Think about the marketing. And look at the Steam charts! 0 PLAYERS
>>587755340It’s a problem because the game tries to present itself as historically accurate. It may be fake to the writer but it was real to the people in that time
>>587749056fucking love me bread and cheesetop tier food that has sustained humanity for thousands of years
>>587756040If you weren't totally ignorant you'd be aware that Sawyer is fully conscious of that and portrayed that.You haven't even played the game.
>>587755645they uglyfied her
>>587755645Disco mogs Aspyce so hard it's not even funny.Richest woman on the planet vs street rat.
>>587756352I honestly can’t tell if you’re joking or not anymore.
>>587756352she will win
>>587756352I want to snuggle with her under a thick blanket.
>>587756040>It may be fake to the writer but it was real to the people in that timeIt's fake to everyone buddy. God isn't real because you believe it, and you can't change your gender by having faith either
>>587755614I dunno I gave up on trying to understand what sets cuckschizos off.
All three of them are ugly, the bird creature, the ginger woman, the girl with the mask. None of them are selling this game lol, what were Owlcatz thinking?
>>587756941How can you say the masked girl is ugly if her face is hidden?
Why are you people always acting liek Epione wont be a romance option?
>>587757062why else would a girl wear a mask, unless she is hideous
>>587754054>Inquisitor Hercule Barnaby Wallander
>>587757183Maybe she's really shy?! fucking moron
>>587757310yeah, I bet you think she's a virgin too rofl
>>587756941FUCK BROS LOOK AT THE STEAM CHARTS THERE'S 0 PLAYERS ALREADY
>>587757170this will only happen if gw said no to both hypatia and disco
>>587757384She is. Unless its stated otherwise in game.
>>587757384I mean, who’s gonna try and fuck that?
>>587756941They're thinking - "get laid, incel"
>>587757536Discordance lost her virginity in a game of cards with the quartermaster. It is known.
>>587757657I thought you said she was pretty
>>587757763lol, that wasn’t me.
>>587757170
>>587757170every waifufag is racist
>>587755645Why do they hate us so fucking much?
Discordance is actually extremely beautiful so she is wearing the mask for her safety.
>>587756941Who gives a fuck about dolly smooch.40k is an ugly setting full of repulsive people.
I will NEVER EVER put my fictional roleplaying penis into a black or asian woman!
I just talked to Starrok. He said it was an Eyes Wide Shut mask, whatever that means.
>>587758005Except Kibbles, of course.
>>587758157I hate the tube
I just talked to Starrok. He just posted a crop of goatse at me.
>>587756941the artdirection is different from RTdarker and grittier, also I noticed that the eyes are smaller and less stylizedcolors seem darker
What was Owlcat's goal with Kibellah?
>>587758417inceloid pandering
>>587758392That sounds like some woke artistic intent bullshit. We just like our anime waifu slop here
>>587758417I'll tell you once Stella is out
>>587757170I'd give her a real chance but I'm just not interested in DH
>>587758157That's because death cultists derive from John Blanche's love for psychotic women in dominatrix outfits.
>>587758417Simple. Waifubait so they could sell more copies to waifufags and make money.
>>587758515Heaven forbid they get something nice for a change.
>>587758417To make me a superfan so i play wotr and KM as well.
>>587758724kek
>>587758590did it work?
>>587758047screencap your convo
>>587758849It was a Snap couldn't sorry, just believe me
Starrok called me a racist in greggs in the other day
>>587759016Starrok would only eat at Pret
somebody hack starrok so we can find out the romances
Kibellah is not incelbait
>>587759270@Claude
>>587759016I got into a fistfight with Starrok in the parking lot of Acropolis Grill & Bar in Sunderland.
One word. Regina.
>>587760416Pits
>>587759287Would it even be bad if she is? I figure miserable men who can’t get laid are in the most need of a little escapist fantasy.
>>587758517then why are you playing a game set in the grim darkness of the 42nd millenium?
domin...
screwup...
soldier...
>>587760875>Discordance turns her intensely vulnerable gaze to you
cuckold...
>>587754054Man, criminals always get the best portraits in RT/DH.
>>587760416Hehehe, more like VAgina, hehehe
>>587760664I need touma
chief...
elantach...
>>587761324me too, i also want to hear his tardrage voiced
>>587758005>>587758157Stella is going to mog all the other waifus
>>587761520is she a romance
shereen...
>>587761520I fully expect her to get the short end of the stick because Owlcat doesn't want people dumping their favorite (Kibellah)
I don’t know how anyone can take 40k and crpgs seriously after RT got the gay black cop dlc. This is supposed to be a genre for young men. Nobody asked for or wants a gay black cop dlc but they make it anyway. Propaganda is genuinely so fucking retarded it’s insane
VTMB2 poster, help! Flood all the sewage out of the thread please, I beg of you.
>>587704168I think she's a paladin waifu (non-romanceable) from Mask of the Betrayer MotB also has a cool bear
>>587761594>>587761567she's going to be your terminal cancer GFyou know , because you can't date Idira
>>587761583Chocolate puta! I like her
>>587761187Almost an Owlcat tradition at this point
I hate people too much nowadays to even enjoy romance in CRPGs. It's just "do I turn this person's head into a red mist or do I ignore them" call nowadays.
>>587761913faggot
>>587760984>Discordance transfixes you with an intensely autistic stare>a low buzzing reverberates through your skull, and you suddenly feel as if someone had showed the taste of copper thrones behind you eyeballs
>>587761913based cambro
>>587761843you don't have to have sex with him
>>587762031That's the feeling of love!
>I hate people too much nowadays to even enjoy romance in CRPGs. It's just "do I turn this person's head into a red mist or do I ignore them" call nowadays.
>>587762031love is in the air
>muh dawg>muh lex>muh dick
It is what it is. I didn't ask for this.
>>587762079I would prefer throwing him out of an airlock and selling his toadline for scrap.
>>587761520waiting for everyone to drop kibbels
>>587762430he's a MASTIFF
>>587762485horrible ugly stupid dogs, my uncle had one
>>587761567Yes she is confirmed as a romance
I'm STIFF
Your thoughts on 1.1 Million Cams?
>bixnood muthafucka for the emprah
>>587762538kind of wish your dad had too
>>587762597I don't care.
>>587762597she fucked that many guys?
>>587762597an impressive achievement
>>587762597I watched it because I always kill her. I'm glad I never spared her when I saw the video.
>>587762597not watching shill
Camellia: the official mascot of /crpgg/
Back in my day Camfags used to dismiss popularity as something only for normalfags, they were proud of being contrarians. Now they're desperate for her to win something so much they latch onto some random video
Stelluh beating Kibelluh solely hinges on her endings. Kibellah has the tradwife (featuring a baby for males only) and the yandere gf ending. Hard to compete with that.
>>587762821lol no.
>>587762821are you objectifying her?
>>587762874>the so called tradwife that steals one of your babies
Did camfaggots somehow miss that the guy in the video did not like the romance at all?
Cam kills people for fun. I kill people for fun. We make a good team.
>>587763042this is the only thing that matters.
Cassia is still the most popular RT girl anywayStella needs a good voice actress, she needs to DOMINATE combat, needs a good questline, needs to be a nice girl and not be a horrible blueballing BITCH
>>587763006They don’t care about their kids
>>587763042Cam kills people for fun, I resurrect them for my army. We make a good team.
Stella's VA will be Seelah's
>>587762872One of them thinks she’s unironically popular
>>587763497NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587763479Ooo, efficient.
I'm playing ME1 and intend to complete all the sidequest grinding for all the minerals, turian signs etc this timeshit is boring as fuck, ME1fags that shill planet exploration are insane
>>587763670it's the best part. You are a troglodyte.
>>587762872>Back in my day Camfags used to dismiss popularityI still doI think its nice to be popular but it doesn't really influence my tastes, never will. Camellia was obviously never going to be the most popular option and that's fine by me.I think the camfag who thinks she will be popular now is a bit delusional, she will get a small bump for sure but nothing major.
>>587762597How many times did this creature reload the five minutes of smoochy smooch with dolores?
>>587763670The remaster made the mako stuff less shit at least
>>587762872Everyone cares about popularity no matter how much they pretend otherwise. That's why this general always gets riled up when polls are brought up (especially official ones)
>>587763965I don't
Look Cam has a video at 1.1 million views!
>>587763670Yeah ME1 sidequests were Starfield before Starfield, don't ever let people meme you into thinking that garbage was ever fun 2 and 3 are much better games
Question for camfags. Are you into ryona and guro?
>>587764508no but I am unironically into farts and cuckolding
>>587763965Usually the most popular romance is the best one. Those who react poorly to this fact are acting in defense of their inferior ‘fu. It is what it is
>>587763754The novelty of exploring a big ass planet wears off eventually
>>587764668>Usually the most popular romance is the best one.preach sister
>>587764508Not guro, but yes ryona. I like strangling, beatings, overdoses, waterboarding and drowning, basically all bloodless forms pain (with the woman as the victim)Though I would never do it irl, I don't want to hurt anyone, it's just a r34 fetish.
>>587764737Chk
>>587763006She's a trad wife because she loves the emperor and her cult
>>587764508they are into ryona/guro of the heart: cuckoldry
>>587764953true, seeing shart wanting to get BEAR'D was like being torn in half...
CRPG romance but she turns you down for being too short
>>587765291Pillars of Eternity II by the way.And Dragon Age Inquisition for that matter.
>>587764829Psycho
romances should be race-gated, currency-gated, CHA-gated, height-gated and alignment-gated
>>587765851I can just go outside for that.
>>587765851and gender gated.
>>587765851There shouldn't even be flirting in the genre.I will allow tasteful flirting between noble ladies and brave knights, but that's it.
>>587765851>Buy BiS-item>Total gold drops below 1,000 pieces>Dolly leaves youShould be based on net-worth
ich leibe shart
>>587765403Not really. I am mentally ill for sure but I do feel empathy. When my ex asked me to spank her I felt bad doing it, its something that I can only enjoy in fiction.
>>587765895This
>>587766054Gaufreysimp....
>>587726703Do butthole color next!
>>587766678just look at their lip color
>>587766753Lip color does not always reflect anus color.
>>587766101>When my ex asked me to spank her I felt bad doing it,Same except mine wanted me to slap her faceI kept worrying that I was going to seriously hurt her
>>587766814well, yeahbeing human doesn't always mean you have two armswhat's your point?
>>587767041therefore it's a useless metric.
>kill woman in crpg>get boneranyone else?leliana, yrliet, camellia, cleopatra and karlach gave me a rager
Two (2) screenshots (old) been posted this whole thread and y'all comparing dookie holesreally my crpggasit's time to reflect upon our words and actions
>>587767164Leliana and Cleopatra are the only two good ones there
>>587767164You can kill Morrigan in DLC and Ash in ME3 too.
>>587767506>You can kill Morrigan in DLCDon't the sequels retcon that?
>>587767572Maybe? I didn't play the save with killed Morrigan myself. Though they retcon Leliana being killed or use Maker excuse too so probably that. DAI ruined/made light of most of DAO decision in favor for streamline experience.
>>587767572They do, she's perfectly fine, there's no excuse of her being actually a lyrium spirit or whatever like with Leliana
>>587767352leliana is just a chance for beheading animationyou full on chop of karlach's headyrliet you can get to cry before killing
>>587768005why does she even cry? I doubt those tears are for us.
>>587761187that's just the dude from Black Sails
>>587746379Because it's dogshit and irrelevant, she has an abortion and you end up as a miserable old loner fuck anyway regardless how you feel about your marriage, Sawyer just wanted to copy DE out of vanity while missing everything that made DE at least interesting.
Wait, where’s all this nun fucking going on?
>>587770247A whole lot of whining.
>>587770449nunnery likely
>>587770453You should be less obvious if you're going to shill a mediocre game like this.
DE is to Sawyer like BG3 is to Beamdog
Josh Sawyer is a KNOWN homosexual who hates any heterosexual couples and only gives lesbians happy endings in his games.
>"yeah bro you would totally like X romance option">turns out she's a whore and even aborts your baby >"ummmm no you can't complain about that you hecking incel"unironic redditors itt, you probably think Jae appeals to the male fantasy
This general is legitimately Samsara. It's just a fucking loop.
>>587770805Wake up, Neo.
>>587770805Yes.
>>587770763>Jae appeals to the male fantasyShe does, just because she's ugly and annoying doesn't change that. Greedy smuggle/thief bitch who grows to actually love you? That's a classic Noir trope.
>>587770247>>587770763Miscarriage actually. But you morons don't know the difference.
non-zero chance regina will be jae 2.0>regularly shows off her assets>lies or evades questions about her past>completing her personal goals hinges on ingratiating herself to you>cats
Where's my noir crpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bW75OwVXZI
>>587771132I'll never forgive Rockstar for cancelling Whore of the OrientAbsolutely kino setting.
Where's my nier crpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vZUbyM5PxY
>>587771225>Whore of the Orientuhhhhhh that's a really problematic name
>>587771096You dumb fuck it wasn't a miscarriage she terminated it because she's a fucking nun she spell it out to you.
>>587770974Is there any game with villain based on three poison rather than seven deadly sins or their offshoot?
>>587764829>overdosesCan't get into this one. Just makes me think of diseases.
>>587771290Try playing the game instead of concocting a fake scenario in your head.
>>587771386I did you cretin try actually playing it instead of shilling.
>>587765918Shut your mouth, manlet.
>>587771504Riiight. I completed it three times, try again next time.
>>587771507Troon triggered.
Who cares how it happened, point is the kid is gone and you end up a lonely miserable old man. Who the fuck writes shit like that?
20 years from now Greedfall 2 will be considered a slept on classic. You've read it here first.
>>587770736Nice.
>>587771758>Who the fuck writes shit like that?Umberto Eco, Dostoevsky. You'd know if you ever picked up a book in your life, which you clearly have not.
>>587771758Sawyer wanted his cake and eat it, have us go through the story HE wanted to tell stripping away any form of agency the player can have, while only sprinkling some mediocre reactivity here and there. He spend the first half of the game annoying with his "how does Andreas feel about his upcoming marriage" and whatever you decide end up being pointless anyway, you don't even play as him for the rest of the game.
>>587772064blah blah blah.
Josh Sawyer was wrong and will always be wrong. Every single game he mad was a flop.
>>587772185Sawyer is a design genius.
After you guys have been yelping about this Sawyer guy all stream, I took a look at one of his videos. The second he gave his "hello", I could tell he was a massive homosexual (literal)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwtLmS1ZOHk
>>587766562You WILL collect courtly love doodads, and you WILL like it.
>>587772453You've never heard of Sawyer? Way to reveal your total ignorance.
>>587772617I know of him. I generally ignore his existence because I don't play Obsidian games in general.
>>587772453>all streamall thread*
>>587771758>anon discovers there are other stories than shallow empowerment fantasies for nerds
>>587772185he made more crpgs than you
>>587772913This is gonna rile them up.
sawyerbros riled up rn
Dreaming about investigating Dark Heresy with my sexy voice Kroot wifehttps://files.catbox.moe/r7umey.ogg
Talking about buttholes was better than this back and forth Sawyer garbage. Move the fuck on, please.
Too many negative vibes here, man.
>PentimentHear his thoughts!https://youtu.be/XwtLmS1ZOHk?t=1053
more like baseder
>>587773181Now this is REAL content.
>>587773181Remember when Pasqal's Troonster said she sounds too normal? Lol, all she does is squeak and chirp here.Motherfucker was mad.
>>587773181Avatar lookin' ass
>>587773535Avatars are sexy as hell tho?
>>587773181can you give her crackers
>>587773181why do you want to fuck this and not epi
>>587773181HANDJOBS AND BEAKJOBS WOOOHOOOOO
Keep Sawyer on game design and out of the writing room
>Drug-addicted rambling schizo>Gets dozens of my crew members killed>Almost starts a mutiny by succumbing to the temptations of Chaos>The game treats me like the bad guy for executing her.nani tf never has there been a companion more deserving of death in any crpg I have ever played no not even Camellia
>>587773792they're not going to like this one
>>587773669Epi is already taken by Gaymar. That much is clear in game. >>587773792Idira is based as fuck actually.
camellia
>>587773792>bad guyNaw, bro, you did the Emperor’s work.
>>587773792>irrefutable trvth nvkeuh oh, brace for impact
>>587773831>>587773926I'm nooticing!
>>587773872I can't bring myself to replay the game for this DLCI already did 3 runs and there is genuinely not enough left for me to go check out how each companion acts in the dlc especially because I would need several runs for that.I should have waited, avoided a second run until this came out.
>>587773792you are just racist
Best song cover I've heard from a video game maybe everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqFK_xlm-uk
>>587773872You can tell that they love shilling her, Camellia is like the personification of the (shit) romances Owlkek loves to write
>>587774042you can always come back to it in a few years
>>587774089Absolutely mogs the original. Awesome that it plays during a fight too. Love that aspect of Wasteland 3.
>>587772453>he is miserableNice! Is he having a melty over Obisidian merging with Bethesda?
>>587774080As he should be.
>>587774089Shame that Wasteland 3 fucking sucked. Had its moments I guess.
>>587774246the jeeta is making him create playersexual lesbians
>>587774389The horror
>>587774389Truly a fate worse than CHAOS!!!!!!!!
>>587774383It was excellent actually, provided you played with your own guys and not the companions.
>>587774389what a queen
>>587774204Yeah, its what I've been doing. Maybe in 5 years I will find myself to pick it up again.
>>587772453>hail and well metPoindexter alert.
>>587774389NOOOO
Funny how sub 80 IQ favela monkeys are seething over Sawyer. Truly the white man's intellect is like the fire of prometheus for such subhumans as they slink away back into the darkness.
>>587774627D’awww
>>587773792I thought the setting was grimdark, you're just complaining over spilled milk here your crew members life are disposable, now if you were saying you fear for your own safety that would make more sense but who give a shit about a few dozen people getting killed ?
>>587774389I sentence Tosh Sawyer to hard labor for life in the bioware mines!
make a sawyer thread
>>587774389>playersexual lesbiansHow does this work
>>587774852/jsg/ - Josh Sawyer General
More like Josh BASEDyer amirite?Amirite guys? Yeah? Hahh? Get it?
>>587773792Owlcat wanted the "rather this was a star wars game" audience.
>>587775110welcome to Rogue Trader and 40slop.
>>587774713Your racist ass is not welcome here.
>>587773181can't wait to cuddle with her and kiss her beak
>>587775296Racists will bury you.
>>587775296You’re in the wrong neighborhood
>>587775296I blew up the BoS and then killed her
>>587775296You lost? Restera is two blocks down.
>>587775296You got it wrong, you are the one who's not welcome here.
For Wotr act 3 where should I build the first bastion?
>>587775296>anti racists trying not to be violent challenge: impossible
uh fellas we need a new
What was Sawyer “right” about? All of his games are terrible
>>587775646Ah go ahead, like. Inaugurate the Josh Sawyer and crpg porn general.
>>587774713racism isn't allowed here
>>587775768He's the top man on insomnia therapy.
>>587775895I can smell the brown from here.
>>587775461>>587775482>>587775497>>587775593>>587775631Two anons are really mad at being told "don't be racist."
>>587776071is that you shitlines 2 spammer
>>587776238As they should
Who will win and why?
>>587776238You are a tranny.
>>587776428Do you even need to ask?
>>587768362Yup, he even gets a fitting romance with a noble girl in DH, just like Black Sails.
>>587776428the hag
>>587776428The white one, as per.
>>587776428Aleesha, because she has a fun personality and high intellect. Regina only has one thing going for her.
>>587776428Unfortunately a lot of "gamers" here will not choose the cute black option because they have the emotional maturity of five year olds and are racists.>>587776485disgusting art anon. Like ugh.
>>587776238Racism is nothing more than pattern recognition and self-preservationIf you don't have it you're fodder
>>587776624very reddit coded post, so much so I think you did it on purpose
>>587776602>AleeshaOh no no no no.
>>587776428The only way for Regina to lose is for Owlcat to COMPLETELY fuck her writing up, and even then she would probably win.
>>587776624Says the child still believing in lies and fairy tales.
>>587776721Strange that you say this and yet every single reputable person on the planet is against racism. You might need to rethink your life. A good place to start is to play more CRPGs and embrace the concept that perhaps your ethnicity isn't inherently better than another and to see people for their self worth.
>>587776987genuinely vomit inducing post.
make a sawyer thread dammit
>>587773669Ra'akhti is white, Epi is black
Did you run out of pictures of your troonout dollie beating up le hecking imaginary racists?
why didnt people like solomorne
>>587776987Appeal to authority in the year of our lord 2000+26Dogshit authority no less, I'm more reputable than any of your idols who prey on children, fuck the economy, worship niggers who can't stop committing crimes and seek to genocide whites in exchange for a new race of subhumans that are easy to enslave
>>587777097You seem to not be able to get a certain word out of your mouth. A bit of a fixation on your part. Closeted?
>>587776987Clearly, you don’t know much of the planet.
>>587777239His romance was rape coded.
>>587777252this is good schizo babble. any devs in the thread? you can use this material
>>587777259And what word would that be?Given that we've never interacted before I get the feeling that you're mentally unwell.
>>587776987You're a disgusting Occidental cultural imperalist. You annihilate cultures.
I am going to say it.
>>587777401Concession acceptedThe radicalization will continue until conditions improve
>>587777478Based
>>587777239his flirt options scare menhis dog bites peoplehe loves the law he's BLACK
>>587777239He’s a gay black cop(DLC PURCHASE ONLY)
>>587777239
>>587777239The man's a bit of a cunt, standing around on the bridge all day and whining about crewmembers having outstanding warrants for jaywaking in another segmentum. The game's absurd insistence on treating his roided out fighting dog as an adorable puppy everyone can't get enough of.And the better said about the tonal whiplash in all the overly flamboyant flirting the better.
Baking
The upgrade
>>587778460His whole muh dog dialogue and everything revolving around his dog made me dump him so quickly. Extremely annoying.
>>587777259I have that one, she is baseline in my dogmeat. Tho I can't remember if I replaced her.
>>587778478better not be a froggy repeat
>>587778683>>587778683>>587778683
