Previous: >>587814269New Umayuru episode is out!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRmhghaZ94A>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enCurrent Scenario: Grand LiveCurrent Rate Up: V. Mejiro Ryan (3*), V. Ines Fujin (3*), SSR Marvelous Sunday, SSR Biko Pegasus Daitaku Helios (3*), SSR KS Miracle, SR Aston MachanCurrent CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600M - Left/Winter/Soft/SnowCurrent Event: Sweet Memories Teatime Story Event, Uma Outing Event and Racing Carnival>Schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/mlzybs.jpg11/17 - Aquarius Cup - Mile/Left/Winter/Snow/160011/21 - 2nd Anniv. Part 111/21 - Shinko Windy (3*), SSR S.Maru, SSR Nishino Flower>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: SSR No Reason, SSR Mayano Top Gun, SSR Azuma, SR Stego, Shuntaisai Daiwa Scarlet (3*), Yukino Yeppers (3*)New Scenario "Shuntaisai" released>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle, apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.co/umaguidesandresources>Find borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchhttps://uma.moe/database
silly
>17 years old
>>587846247lol.
Digitan LOVE
/ourgirl/
Be nice.
To be perfectly honest I just imagine that all you guys posting umas look and sound exactly like those umas.
friendly reminder to hide and ignore the trannies
>>587846694Same*cums on you*
>>587846681Kita a cute
waheyhello
We should all explode for good luck and the greater good.
>>587846694I know how you sound like and it's not like an uma
>>587846694Are you a zoomer?I understand pretending to a certain degree to make this thread more bearable, but I can only think most of you are old and balding nerd dudes like me.
>>587846694Dicke Titten, Kartoffelsalat
>>587846694Retard.
>>587846949Nta but I'm 23
>>58784707323 and already balding...
oisu!
should i play ace combat 8the theme song keeps coming up on my spotify
post fat saggers
Surely you aren't bringing a debuffer to CM right?
>>587847343fuck off danchou
>>587847424
>>587847475Haha no... I'm bringing 2.
Which umamusume is gonna rape you tonight?https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
Almost drank from my piss bottle that I leave next to my bed again.Luckily I took a breath right before drinking and noticed ths piss smell
>>587847475i dont have it in me to grind another ace. i will accept my A 3rd and continue clanking while playing other games
>>587847682noooooooo
>>587847645DIE
>>587847424fat saggers
>>587847859brown...
>>587847265nice nature desu
>>587847682literally who????
>>587847682T-Thanks...
>>587847682>see my result>think to myself "oh damn she's gonna destroy me, make me feel like shit, probably dominate me...">got erectNice
>>587848081Canon btw
>>587847682>*rapes oniisama*
>>587847952>>587847859HISHIAMA SEXOOO
Iam the trainer who sold the world
>>587848431You're a faggot
>>587847682>Durandali don't see it, she's too upstanding to commit r*pe, let's roll again>Gold Shipnow that's more realistic
>>587848504That as well!
>>587847478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_meR37vVzE
>1 debufferPushover>2 debuffersCancer>3 debuffersKING
>>587847682It's not rape if I want it though.
my thread crush is the turboposter
>>587848701You only say this now because he came out as gay.
>>587848589>i don't see it, she's too upstanding to commit r*pe,She will rape you then make you praise her for it.
>>587848431but it was an uma who did it though?
>>587848701Why? He's annoyingThe FineMo poster that posts this does everything he does but better
>>587848431
>>587846247Shit thread Shit umaUgly umaTerrible voiceAbsolutely DisgustingOP I fucking hate you
new datamine from the official discord server, global is saved bros
>>587848981that's a really shitty edit
>>587848915Thanks but the Turbo poster is nice too, please dont be mean to him
>>587848981but that's a twitter filenameyou got it from twitter
>>587848981sneed
Yanko is so lucky
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
>>587848981Nice gold border on the ssr card bro
>>587848981if it was a sovl edit they would've thrown shakur into the image
>>587848431eat shit V
Who did it better
>>587849258Stego prettymogs RamonuRamonu has big tits I guess
>>587849258The sexy hag with big tits obviously
>>587849406Evil Suzie is so hot
StegoMore like StUGGO
>>587849258The one to the left is an SR btw
>>587849406oreng betray...
Stego?More like Sturmgeschütz III (Sd.Kfz. 142 / Sd.Kfz. 142/1 or StuG III)
Stego?More likeHahahMore likeSEXO HAHA GOTTEM
>>587849441>trans humor
>>587849441wanted to post the Flash Jordan convo but it's not in my gallery because I don't have the card I just borrow itfuck
Why do I even keep playing this game5 borrows running 11 dirt 6 mile and in 10 inspirations all I get is 1 single mile to fire even though both parents have almost the max affinity from g1s they could haveThis is fucking absurd, I am being personally targeted by some aids-ridden voodoo nigger shaman sitting in some jenkem stinking shack in some shithole hired by cygames to nerf my runs
ryan LOVE
>>5878496487.5 cm StuK 40 L/43 my beloved
>>587847193Must be euro
Good night friends!!
>>587849258Stego having longer nails is wild
>>587850198Sweet and silly dreams
>>587849648based stug enjoyer
how tf do people get these insane 6 line inheritance loopas? im fighting for my life just to get solid steps/muddy/rss.
>>587849853yeah it's just you
>>587850226Ramonu's nails are buried in my shoulder blades
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/147430894
>>587849406100% accurate recreation of last night's mambo drama
>>587850198Good night freak!
>>587847682
>>587850450lmao look at those tags, fucking gaijins
>>587850198Nighto friendo
what if i raped a currenfag into submission
>>5878507711-0
>>587850198Goodnight fren!
>>587849648>>587850091Based tonkers
>>587850465
If you want Curren poster attention you know what you have to do
so what did we learn?
>>587850591why did pixiv turn into deviantart?
>>587851080I'm not allowed to talk about that.
>>587850198night, babydachi!
>>587851158>deviantart gets full of shit>tumblr becomes popular>most of the degenerates migrate to tumblr>tumblr bans degenerates>they migrate everywhere>old deviantart degenerates migrate to pixiv
>>587847682again?
rape rape rape rape rapeis that all you guys can talk about
>Thread instantly becomes better when they leave
>>587849230Based. The tranny must be shocked to be called out.
>>587851563i can also talk about rape (plural)
>>587851563Yes, and that's how we like it
I doubt this cutie pie could be capable of raping anyone t b h
uma uma samba
>>587851689yeah no shit that 2 attentionwhores are ruining the thread
made the mistake of doing another ace run
jongers?
>>587851908Perchance
>>587851908you keep asking but never hosting
>>587851563I don't mean it in a bad way...
A NEW LEGEND IS BORN
>>587852058I'm tired of hosting. I don't want to host.>>587852051(You) should host
oh now I can finally use borrows for clanking yay
>>587851908I'm poeing.............. but maybe
Kafe says the darndest things
>>587852293idgi
>>587852302Nobody asked faggot, not your blog
>>587852380she came a lot and pissed (squirting)
>>587852243I dont think we have 4 but sureMajsoul Friends Room 65405(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65405
>>587852354Dumb Cafe, they leave a puddle of glue
>>587852293Just like those mattresses found at NY's synagogue tunnels!
>>587852513started!
I thought there'd be more TamaLove drama this month
>>587852727why did you think that
>>587852302Everybody asked chad, yes your blog
>>587852820fuck off V
>>587852513I should try playing again. Last time I did was around 2 or 3 years ago on another board/general where I also used to play AMQ with
what did jordan mean by this
>>587852819Their top 2 earner leaving for /uma/club because Tamachou decided to have a quota and Tamachou begging him to come back
I NEED TO PULL
>>587853030That's old drama
>>587852346>poeingthis post made me look up poe 1 changes for the first time in a couple years. holy fucking christ what is going on over there
>>587852004zimmerbird isn't even good anymore unc
I need the spark and reroll passes
>>587853238pretty huge endgame changes
>>587853151It's drama that happened ths month, I thought it would have a cascading effect
>>587853030Only 1 guy left though?
>>587851689qrd? drama? spill the tea mayasis
>>587852302You are bad and you should feel bad
>>587853398Yes the person that left was their 2nd highest earner, maybe I worded it badly
>>587851563
>>587853438V and Umama added each other on discord again
>>587853254i mean
when is uma getting good gameplay?
>>587853572Oh no I'm just a bit retardedWe recruited another guy who is a good earner and pretty sure they banned a bunch of bots
>>587853254Yes but there's more
>>587853605HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>587853708on roblox
>>587853730and more
>>587853749damage control
>>587853605proof?
We need more sprint and longs.
>>587853749make it less obvious
>>587853727I wanted you guys to derank because your danchou is cute and bullying him is fun but I like your club too so I'm happy you found a new fan farmer
>>587853836At this rate I'll never forget Machan
>>587853976nonny_chan
I'm not your danchode
>>587853257
what is this white spark that can upgrade uma's aptitude that you guys were talking about?
>>587854056what a slut
>>587846247turbo is sexy
>>587854075How is that proof bwo
>>587854075what is that supposed to mean?
>>587854112You'll always be my danchode
>>587854220many are saying this
>>587853771would you play umamusume roblox games with a nonny?
>>587854056Tonight she'll give you an unforgettable dream
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>587853708the only real>>587853708 way to enjoy uma is to shrimply slap on uma cosmetic mods on a game you actually like. it's true.
Being danchou is the hardest job, you know? You think all we do is make a few recruiting posts every month?
>>587854304First time I heard "dora nana" as a voice line
>>587854296
do we still use stam blues for gm
>parent gives S long spark>skill sparks are all for medium distance
>>587854112shut the fuck up and play your role, you will be danchou while we have sex
>>587854442Only with guts decks
>>587849189
>>587854336you mean you work for free?
>>587854253Ask him yourself
>>587854336i clean a dead guy off the floor every like 3 months or so, this shit easy as fuck
>>587854602those are the officers
Remember when V was having a bad day and every anon was glad kekaroo
>>587854608You're the schizo saying he has proof bwo
>>587854743I can see it from mutuals :)
mayano top gun expelled from tracen for repeated sexual harassment of a (married and faithful) torena-san
>>587854336i have to periodically exorcise the club's closet
the weirdest part of being a danchou is having that one guy who for some reason knows how to contact you constantly DMing you about flatliners and who you should kick but then in club chat acts like normalI know what you are
We need a dirt long track
>***aroooh we're in seahours already, ew
>>587854851>>587853976
>>587854904What do danchous think about guys that don't really flatline but aren't outstanding either?
>>587854904this is solved by not having a discord btw
the hardest part about being danchou is that everyone wants to have sex with you
>>587854904
>>587854920
>>587854920Okay nonny_chan
>>587854920Are you still mad Hayashi fathers you?
>>587854904you shared your contacts while you were drunk at the mambro frat party yesterday...
>>587854920Kekaroo is DBS CHADS lingo
>>587854904my uma username is the same as my discord username so I have received DMs out of the blue asking me to kick certain people, or DMs seething about getting kicked
>danchou smeared shit all over the club bathroom's walls
>>587855076unironically he's a better uma player too, 3mama lol>>587855130>implying he'd knowHe's an
>>587854920no one posted a vocaroo though
>>587855234was my first though too lol
>seapag hours
why is this neigha acting like nonny_chan is something new? We knew about Umamas 'cord months ago when V leaked his dms
>>587855234Here you go!https://vocaroo.com/1cJ0rK5ubIXv
>>587855315I didn't know because I don't care
>>587855315a fake cord for uma too like who cares
>>587855035wtf this is very accurate
>>587855376this better not be that guy choking on the horse dildo
Special Week is my 11th career uma, but why does she go into a bad mood so fucking often, I did it thrice and each time I feel like she's so prone to going to bad mood it's shocking
>>587855443Indogs usually have some nice DJ beats, flips too but only sometimes
>>587855315the indog schizo needs a way to pass the time until the next sweatshop shift
>>587855714>acting like we like Umama here
>>587855827we do tho?
>V playbook>everyone is SEA and a schizo>Biggest schizo itself
>>587855926lol
>>587855687why did they have to ruin a good 2hu arrange
>>587855827umama is my fav person here
>>587855687does anything at all even happen in southeast asia
>>587856082I feel sorry for you
>>587856082umama is a smelly skinny goblin that does not leave his house
>>587856073Don't even know how that 2hu song suddenly boomed >>587856083The biggest corruptions you'll ever see and rape probably
>>587856264>projecting paul
>>587856413everyone knows that is true
holy big hands todayback to poe then
>>587856512>>587853976
>>587856083I did some urban planning work in Jakarta and it was a lot of half-finished government projects and underfunded agencies
>>587852513Thank you for coming friends!
>>587856083nothing unless China does something
>>587856576Can't wait for you poe and gta flatliners to get kicked
>>587852513stop feeeeedingthanks for the game
>>587854904neth... you need to block v*ttic hes toxic...
I want to have sex but I'm a virgin, una for me?
>>587856817Don't slander the best mambro the club has like that
>>587856793curse YOU my flow got broken..
Daiwa Scarlet greeted me today when I opened the game...
I should buy the Daily Carat pack every month if this is how it's gonna be.
I'm cringing too hard reading the event story...
>>587856793I was merely shitposting in mahjong form
>>587857015it's not, but you should buy it anyway
>>587857016People read the event stories in this game?
>>587854995This is such an odd question, do you think about the rando you pass on the street?
>>587857134if he's kinda cute, yeah
>>587857130I'm new, am I supposed not to?The fact I don't like Ryan much doesn't help.
>>587857240I'm a day 1 player and I read them.
>>587857240there's a sect in this thread that plays this game exclusively for the "gameplay" and not the characters
>>587857240A lot of the event stories are pretty whatever. Usually people only read the ones when umas they like are featured. That being said engage with the game in a way that's fun for you
>>587857016I stopped reading them during the time of the event since I got busier with my life
>only 70k caratsI'm fucked.
>>587857015Daily Carat pack carats aren't paid carats outside of the small amount you get when it first activates.
>>587852513t-thanks for the sticks...
>still kitasanless
yae
>>587857015we got another goyim
>>587857240Ryan is a good girl and you should like her more.
My True Strength > True Worth
>>587857419it can be worse
the masculine urge to disappear into the night, which umas are for me?
>>587857959Brian
>>587857691what even is the point of the bra when she doesn't have anything up there?
>>587858074retard
>>587857419don't forget the tickets!
Well, this event seems more interesting than the new year one, it's just that I know little to nothing about these umas and I don't find them particularly cute or charming
>>587858173Akebono is super cute wtf
>>587857740I know almost nothing about her, so for now, I can only say that I don't like her aesthetically much
trigger warning
I'm gonna impregnate this little horsey
>>587858173you should know at least something
>>587857959
>>587858396me and him.
Another day Another five borrows I lost the coin flip on taiki's second event and locked out of mile maven so I ended the run
>>587858375tiger warningGAAAO
>>587858375>agnes>stay goldhow many upvotes did this get on reddit bwo
>>587858520smartest retard
I spent money to do the stupid wheel and hope for at least a singular Tannhauser and instead I got a full MLB Nice Nature and a 1* Kiseki. And not a single Tannhauser drop. I don't even know how to feel about this.
>didn't get Palmer>didn't get Helios7 and I end it
>>587858246yeah, she's growing on me, given I know little to nothing about them, I was basing it all on my first impression of them visuallyBono seemed a giant besides Biko, maybe it's that
>boot up umamusume>do a career>come back to /uma/ >14 filtered posts in a row with nothing inbetweenback to my career
>>587858825seeya
>>587858785Just roll them on the gyaru banner in a couple months
>>587858581damn imagine acting like a high school stacy bully about a cute horse girl game
>>587852928>AMQ...ActiveMQ?
>587858825[-]
SHIRAOKI-SAMA PLEASE GIVE ME THE PIRATE TOKEEENNNN
>>587858825no real Currensis would filter posts, you risk missing out on drama if you do that
>>587858692AWOOOOOOOO
>>587858159I'm gigafucked then.Got ultrafucked by the Tachyon/LH banner, that's basically the scraps./spoiler]
>>587858825>currenposter filtering at all>not hiding stubshnnnnnnnn
>>587858934Anime Music Quizfun game desu
>>587858825fuck off umama
>>587859139oh, I'm afraid I don't watch enough animus to participate, but cool! I like that anons have their little entertainments here between this and jiggies and jong, that's comfy
what am I supposed to feel hereI should really read main story and do more careers, at least I know who is who and have some context
>>587859337sounds like your next uma story to read is Ryan's
>>587859337You should feel disgust because the thing on the left is on your screen
>>587859461dont say that...
>>587859461wtf did mejiro ryan do to you man
is this nigga tyler 24/7 here? everytime someone talks shit about ryan he is there to defend her
is this nigga umama 24/7 here? everytime someone talks shit about him he is there to defend himself
>>587859417>>587859461Still not convinced, I think her design really do not match my aesthetics, I don't dislike her, but can't really say she's cute to meeven with this 'cuter' version, rather, did ines just spit on her hair to comb and make it like that
>>587859707Why does that make you feel anxious, V?
>>587859461...
>>587859297Yeppers but only seen 1 instance of AMQ here so far unless I missed some roomas
fusu
take your freak back from vm
>>587859806what?
>>587859929You reminded me that I haven't shitposted there today yet. Thanks
>>587859850we've only played 3 times so far
>>587859929>xe and V went there to bully peoplelol
>>587860026NOOOO I MISSED TWO
Fusu more like Fuck Yum haha amirite bros?
yeah, I would never go in a cafe like this, too noisy, I prefer something more relaxing with a less invasive owner
Wow, what a beautiful umadol
Any more lobbies?
>>587859929They're honestly the most pathetic duo I have ever witnessed, everytime someone calls them out they crawl to /vm/
>>587858576She should maul me
>>587860357Ask /vm/ nobody here plays the game.
>>587860347Why is she so skinny that's kinda disgusting
>>587860357no fuck off to vm
at least, finally, my 2nd lmb ssr2 more weeks before I can roll for more
>>587860432>>587860416Are you insane?
>>587858375>Tranny championing some shitty Uma and calling it a boyNo surprise
>>587860374you are legit insane
>>587860026
>>587860357I'll host 3 89868648
>>587860443>39810 carrotsyou better not be snacking newfriendgwochachoremember you can farm carats by readin the main story, you can also try getting your oshi completionist title and get all the trophy carats, and also update your TT team at your earliest convenience
be quiet.
>>587860443very funny of them to give out this welfare AFTER the sprint lmao
>>587860706oh my
>>587860706fuck off gold family trash
>>587860514>>587860531Okay Umama and V
we could do AMQ now mayhaps
>>587860426Too much anal sex with me
>>587860706that tummy is hot as hell god damn
>>587860590https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=eUrY1ijB9ZWtzE2ffdEy_qCV56127473
WHEN IS IT?? I WANNA PULLLLLLLLL
>>587860916>V lost
>>587860916I join one more ty bro
>>587860980>every camping taiki is *rent free
>list of completed shoe requests>sash request 4/10>more completed shoe requestsgive him the sashes pls
>>587860972not for another month
>>587861090That was him, tho
>>587860703>snackingwhat do you mean?If only this game had better priced packs, I've already bought everything reasonable, guess I should go and read main story
>>587861172>he doesn't play the game, because if he did, he would know you can see who is in a lobby even if it's already started
>>587861165FUCK
>>587860916https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4PaQZYztpDWdWX2q6IsZYUN0Last 53979435>>587861063No probs thanks for joining
>>587861257Snacking in the /uma/ context means randomly rolling on banners without a plan, wasting carrots like a retard.
>>587861172You should really kys
>>587861316It's ok you'll win the next one :)
>>587861152How do people struggle with sashes just farm fans with independent training
i'm getting raped by rickey in every room she's in i hate it
>>587860769what could the gold clan possibly have done to you to warrant this reaction?>>587860889true. but nakayummers is always hot as hell.
>>587861257snacking = pulling without intending to spark and without planning
>>587861380>everyone died>Except first place with lowest stamIs it because she ran so far away all debufs dont catch her?
* is in my walls I can hear him crawling inside
i snacked and got f*lco
>>587861476He hates the Stegoposter which means he hates Stego which means he hates the wole Gold clan. Schizo shit.
>>587861398lollmoa
>>587861616stop defending him a
>>587861351i've also been waiting
>>587861721>look at my alt account pleaseOk bro, we're looking at you
>>587861380https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=kTAlCIQusosGIokGKQIZCvuqThanks for joining>>587861545I have a green Stam skill and a white recovery, I die sometimes anyway tho kinda RNG with downhill Stam recovery stuff I think
I love Rice
>>587861846it's my main
>>587861608bwo...
>>587861476Be a child of the retard nepo baby who's dick cygames can't take their mouth off of
maybe its fixed now
>>587861883with is a fake stat?
>>587861545unless you're retarded and take ase all debuffs are infinite frontal range
>>587861948CAN'T WAKE UP
>>587861901Sure it is bro
>>587862264it is bwo
>>587862117wut do you mean everyone had good Wit
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>587862305I believe you bwochacho
I don't get the prio skills on autorun.Is it for those events like the infirmary in Kitasan where the bottom option gives Straightaway Adept?If I give it a card like WIT Neicha and I only care about the OYL because having it gold increases the odds of Slick Surge spark, should I add OYL, Slick Surge, or nothing at all to the prio skills?
>>587862437wow thank you gwochacho you always have my back
>>587862398top 3 low wit
>>5878621171k is just barely passable on backliners. pacers need 1100+ and fronts 1200+
>>587862494It's for events yes, if you choose Straight Adept Kita will pick the bottom option
you only need 900 wit to win cm
>>587862494It rolls a dice for all the event chains and gives you whatever passes the rng check. It doesn't follow through a normal chain progression. You can have stupid shit where you get Center Stage without Groundwork from Falcon SSR>prio skillsIf the rng check passes the chain then yes it selects the skill
>>5878625641000 Wit is good enough
RIIIIICE WONT COME
>>587862642>you only need to get lucky to win CMthat is a true statement
>>587862423Rice wouldn't sing this
spes
>>587862494>Is it for those events like the infirmary in Kitasan where the bottom option gives Straightaway Adept?Yes>If I give it a card like WIT Neicha and I only care about the OYL because having it gold increases the odds of Slick Surge spark, should I add OYIt doesn't increase the odds of getting goldsBut I think it increases the odds of getting a skill from hints
where's AIslop chibi anonchad? I have so many ideas to ask him
ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIMETHANKS FOR THE MEMORIESTHANKS FOR THE MEMORIES
One day I'll suck a nice pair of boobs.
>>587862950
>>587863237Shut up Allen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IJxVmZ6Ui0
>>587863303Why is she like this?
holy dead thread lol
>>587862950big uma love
I'm more in the mood of IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING I'D WANNA BE NEXT TO YOUUUUUUIF THE PARTY WAS OVER AND OUR TIME ON EARTH WAS THROUGHID WANNA HOLD YOU JUST FOR A WHILEAND DIE WITH A SMILE
>>587863237I hear scientists have made a hishi-related discovery recently
>>587863609Wanna cyber?
>>587863576My tongueYour holeAny of them
>>587863609filters do slow down the thread huh
>>587863747Like the world cyber games?
>>587863639>no sound
AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGINGI'LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLETA LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT
>>587863639wtf there are white women in their 20s itt???
>>587863861I lost it
>>587863925I GOT YOUR PICTURE, I'M COMING WITH YOUDEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/Wrpk5Hhttps://jiggie.fun/Wrpk5H
DIGITAN RABU
>>587863932yea
>>587863932heyy
>>587862373I appreciate you posting this
>>587864131>>587864118fuck off
>>587864131>>587864118fuck me
i put on my wizard robe and hat
>>587864214>>587864258ugh
THEY SAID THATTRACKBLAZER SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF MEIT COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS WALLETS WILL BLEEDSO GIVE UP THE GHOST AND WRITE UP A TEIO POSTMAYBE IT MAKES YOU RAGE BUT NOT ME
ngl I always thought Stay Gold looked like an ugly hobo but I listened to her verse on the full version of Yuru Yuru Samba and her voice is surprisingly sexy, it's deeper than I expected
Tell me, how a song like "A Horse with no Name" would be like in the Umaverse?
I dont understand any of these song posts...
>>587858678is mambo a good card?
>>587864553Aston Machan theme song
>>587864585I had to google#metoo
>>587864553literal horse with no namehorses don't have names because they don't existIt's a paradigm
>>587852513missed it by two hours
>just shat myself trying to fart
>>587861721bwo is saving for the 2029 pulls
>>587864383Forgot to save the soundposthttps://files.catbox.moe/1gxf7s.mp3
I'm sorry Danchou, I've quit from 10 runs today already from not getting Mile S.
>>587864925stop quitting after your 1st inspo
>>587864828there was nothing to roll for end closers so i just kept waiting
>>587864585>>587864724*slowed+reverbed* DRINK FROM ME DRINK FROM MEWHEN I WAS SO THIRSTY POUR ON A SYMPHONY
>>587865108gwo there's never gonna be anything for Ends
>>587865053Never from the first because I always have hope with the second, but the moment I don't see the Mile S popping up on the second I insta-glue.
>>587864925It's so over... a gibs for us now..
>>587864851HOLY PEAK
>>587864643If you're running Late Uma you need her.
>>587864851holy kino
>>587864851Maybe I'll pull for her alt
>>587864851the thread is saved
i hate the fags who post offtopic shit while avatarposting and write (the general's game) at the end more than the trannies
>>587864851lmao
i fardedumamusume
>>587865632what do you mean gwo, I enjoy talking about the state of the thread rather than the game itself
>>587864851I think this song should be on our /divegrass/ team
>>587865783>I LOOOOOOOVE GETTING SQUIRTED ON IN THE CIRCLEJERK WOOOOOOO
>>587864851kino
>>587865784>ourbwo that's a /vt/ proxy team
>>587865632the trannies like umama are the ones doing it though
>>587865784you mean /vt/?
Bros, is Yuki low-key good? I'm having good results with her just like I've had with Pearl.
>>587865784divegrass schizo still trying to make divegrass team a thing lol
>>587864851teiobro gem
>>587865991>yucky no bitches
>>587865873>>587865914I don't care.>>587866015It's already a thing.
>>587865991she is your standard oguri sidegrade, in kit NSM is nice tho
>>587864851
>>587866042dont be shayin that, golly...
Wit Bourbon is such a shit card holy shit
>>587866273yep, you shouldn't pull for it
>>587866273It's trash. I don't know how frontaustists manage to train UF+ umas with it. Imagine how it will be when the real WIT Bourbon comes out.
>>587866273not as shit as smart falcon power
>>587865991You could say she is low-keyno bijin
>>587866273frontGODS use stam palmer for their TTL sneedswithono bourbon is basically 0.25 speed 0.25 wit
>>587866640
>last day of half tp alright dancho i've bagged my fangains for the month im gonna do like uh maybe 1 run a day until next half tp thanksbye
>>587864585Maybe this is more of your jam
ayyoo what happened to Rhein Kraft's family?
>>587867153Mayo factory
>>587867153they went to play roblox
Soon
>>587867310LessDrama???
>>587867310Te amo
>>587867310Oh shit I completely forgot I better sleep again before thisALL IN ROB ROY SPAWN
>>587867310all in on nishinospawn
Let me ask you /uma/, which do you prefer: busty and saggy or flat and firm?
>600 speed by senior ny without mile or dirt sGuess this is a scoop...
>>587867604beautiful lady with a boob
>>587867310>83.8 odds
>>587867604saggy irl is ick
>>587866609falco is godlike for parenting thoughbeit
>>587867625you should have realised you were bricked at least 12 turns ago
>>587867604
>>587867883SAMBA UMA UMA SAMBA
>>587867604I prefer exactly this.
>>587867625lolwat800 speed and you're still barely above the danger zone depending on your other stats.
>>587867604This
But first, let's eat!
After a year of playing, I think I'm finally ready to enter the parent grind.Is there a guide to making parents that I can follow?
>>587868357after uma sanpo they need uma ear touching
>>587868636too late give up
>ks miracle gives n&n>guts>in the scenario that despises training anything other than spd and witIs the gold worth the stats lost?
>>587868787maybe if you have the patience to highroll 100 runs
>>587868636>use uma with white skills you want>borrow uma with white skills you want>win as many unique G1s as you can>pray you get something good
>>587868787The skill is still a gamble. Also you're really limited to even fewer umas to make it work. The good news is that Pasa, Oguri and Taiki are good umas to try it out and are still good this CM.
this game is beyond cooked
>>587868636-Get a schedule that maximises unique G1s your parents can run, prioritizing overlapping racess because thats what gets you more affinity (ie your uma's parent and grandparent both winning the kikuka shou gives bonus affinity)-Clank the newest scenario for maximum chance at SS and most SP, unless you are hunting for the white spark of a scenario skill first, such as racing spirit stam from URA or ignited wit from aoharu (then obviously get those first).-spam clank runs with cards that give good hints until you get a grandparent with solid whites and a good blue+pink combo-repeat for your parentVoila
>>587868787I've seen the skill proc when my uma was 4L ahead of everybody with nobody else to be neck and neck with. Pretty cool stuff.
>>587869235not yet
>>587869324what does da hog taste like
>>587866609Best gw pp source for parents before auto25 free energy if she spooks you
>>587869463salted butter
>>587869463rancid
>>587869463sweet and savory
I wish this general would just disappear
>>587869463fat
>>587869463pig
>>587869779dont shay that....
>>587869779no one is making you come back bwo, its ok to let us go
>>587869957I'm keeping him here
daiwabros...
>>587869957I'm stuck in here with you, not the other way around.
>>587870224i dont know how to feel about that
rape is NOT funny
>>587869237>maximum chance at SSWhat does this mean?I've been doing trackblazer runs because its the racing scenario, but should I be doing grand live insteadalso, are blues still good? I've been so focused on getting the exact pink I want I completely ignored the blues
mainichi samba
>>587870413lmao
>not a single race sparko-ok
>>587870142I'd give the rest of my lifespan to have 1 week of non-stop sex with heryou're a fag
>>587870418>are blues still goodThey're less important nowadays but yes, having stamina or power blues is still very good.>What does SS meanWhen your uma hits SS rank then the white sparks she generates get an increased chance at being 2* rather than 1*. There's another threshold for better whites at like UE I think but obviously we arent hitting that anytime soon.
>>587869463sweaty feet
Uma Uma
I keep running fans and the number keeps not changing
>>587868837tama...sex?
>>587869463burger grease and dirt
>>587870791bricked
D-San...
>>587870723Mambwo...
>>587871058ISSHOU NI ENJOY SEX
>>587870691staygold is so fucking ugly stop posting her here already you tranny
>>587870723>B+ club>fan runswhy
>>587870723bro if your club rank is that low you should only do fan runs to improve your resume for clubhopping
>>587871172half cost and double rewardsalso makes for good parent farming if you know
Could go for a donut
I love cryers
>>587871289not in unity
>>587870723mambwo...
The front runners with their groundwork, they arrive calmly from the loop mines with a sense of purpose.
