This is super important, I could have made a post on /lit/ or even /out/ but I couldn't, it was pure hell, what if someone really needed to see my high quality contentGrapeApe needs to sit in the corner and watch intently as I get relieved, no looking away
>>141289No Refunds (TM)
As a card carrying member of this Somalian mudhut building forum I implore our benevolent nipponese overlord to look into the seriousness of this issue. There was under 15 (fifteen) obsession threads on /tv/ and I desperately needed to post another one as my thread would have been better than the other 15 (fifteen) threadsMy emails to feetpics@4chan.org are repeatedly going unansweredI would be willing to pay for a 2% rise in the janitorial staff wages over the next 10 to fifteen (15) years.
I am willing to make it 3% more for jannies (over 15 years), can we talk about fixing this issueWhy is no one answering my emails is it feetpics@4chan.org or feetpix@4chan.org? Maybe I got it wrong
I've calculated the total cost of reparations to be paid to me in installments over 15 (fifteen) months in whatever is the most popular memecoin shilled on /biz/ this week. Total value is $0.00685 for two hours of downtime for a passholder, as I said Hiro can pay it in installments. The emails still aren't getting through, I've cc'd bbc@4chan.org too but maybe because it's the weekend no one is responding to my incredibly serious requests.
I HAVE DECIDED TO LOWER MY DEMANDS OF HIROYUKI MOOTASHI. I NOW ONLY REQUIRE $0.005 PAID IN 15 (FIFTEEN) INDIVIDUAL INSTALLMENTS AT YOUR PLEASUREI HAVE TRIED EMAILING AGAIN BUT NO ONE IS RESPONDING TO BUCKBREAKING@4CHAN.ORG I DON'T KNOW WHY
Are people just giving me the incorrect email addresses, cram@4chan.org isn't real is it? Why would /ck/ anons tell me this? What's the actual support email address, no i will not use IRC, my mum says thats only for Chris Hansen.
>>141517>What's the actual support email addressgrapeape@4chan.org
>>141518that looks suspicious to me
>>141522do you want me to post his bloody gmail or what?
>>141524why would I want to talk to the spirit of Harambe, that's scary as fucksome of us fear the spirit world unlike you ghostern westerners who think nothing of straight up murdering a rare silverback gorilla in cold blood like it's another Saturday
In fifteen (15) days I shall be submitting an appeal to have my post stickied as the most important post on this entire website, all boardsAll boards, no compromise, you know I speak the truth,whateverbeit I forget what this thread was actually about but that's not important anymore clearly
I HAVE REVISED MY DEMANDS, NOT ALL BOARDS BUT ALL BOARDS EXCEPT /tg/ AND /s4s/, MAYBE EVEN /int/ THE DEMANDS STILL STAND THOUGHBEIT, MAKE NO MISTAKE OF MY WHEREWITHAL HERE, IT IS MODERATELY SOMEWHAT SERIOUS IF NOT OVERLY MODERATELY SERIOUS IN HINDSIGHT
My demands are super serious I just forget what they are at this point. Will definitely remember soon.
I have remembered, but they are really serious, super even, so perhaps best to formulate my thought here on how super serious they are?I can think of at least 15 (fifteen) issue of which I take problem with the running of this prestigious website. Three (3) of which I'm willing to share if the time is right and people ask nicely with polite intentions.
Am willing to negotiate on the price for reparations, at least $0.0004 minimum for making this right.Be a good person, you can pay i installments, promise to not lust over Japanese women anymore if you do the right thing here and refund my money
Hiromishma nuclear bomb, I promise to not drop another two if you do the right things and make /jp/ a red board
I have decided to change my request to $0.000350, this is a reasonable amount and I won't go any lower for getting repaid here
