The Electric Afterparty to the Funeral for the one and only Terminus, Lord of the Glitch>Free Downloadhttps://www.paladins.com/download>Latest Newshttps://www.paladins.com/news>Account Statisticshttps://paladins.guru>Wikihttps://paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki>Original Content Links, Movies & Guideshttps://rentry.org/palg_07-02-23>Paladins: The Ballad of Subzstancehttps://old.bitchute.com/video/1Gf8mIdXWtQU/https://mega.nz/file/mmIxlRoQ#HCPesiWXRLQfGwHV64EqU1ZbICXqi3Qeq1AKdDD4K_E>Previous Threads>>1576540>>1681403
>>2076757How so?
>>2076742"Please, let me die...no NOOOOOOO!!!"
Breeding Io and fathering endless litters of fox kits...
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/paladins_gamepedia/images/8/82/Lazarus_SP_AbilityUltimate_Friendly.ogg
You see SubzWoo don't blink or stareEvieFraud got head tapped and she had to shave her hair
Scrubz: virgin with a vengeance.
>>2078406
Do i catbox my paladongs slop porn folder?
>>2080560yes
>>2080560Please do!
>>2080560
>>2080560VVY
Get ready to be disappointed if you expected anything less from me...https://litter.catbox.moe/zhw3s3r6czh50sa8.zip
>>2081529what is wrong with her hands?
>>2081529>shota Ash fucking normal Ash.>not making her a futa.
>>2076859Anon, its VERY hard to impregnate a goddess
>>2081529>no kitten maeve
>>2081529>No Ying>No Io>No FuriaSuportbros...Great work, the world's been in a palaporn drought.
>>2081529I've always been disappointed in you.
Only kitten Maeve smut will keep the game's IV bag filled. It must be kitten Maeve, no canonical proportions shit.
>>2081793Big gay>>2082122>>2083266Sorry, but Ash and Evie are the only 2 paladongs girls that still make me hard...
>>2081529Need more pics of Evie and Ash getting knotted in the butt.
>>2084006Me when anons reply the obvious humiliation fetishist.
>>2086285Even with an aimbot, Mopsy lost.
Aimbotters fighting each other over dominance in a game with autoaim toon heroes.
Paladins: knotsluts of the realm!
>>2086285Why would you brag about being GM in a game with such a low player count?
>>2089807Built for bbc
>>2086285Honestly watching two faggots argue who the best aimbot abuser in a dead game is so sad it's peak comedy. Find Christ.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT SUBZSTANCEI DONT CARE ABOUT ARTSHITTERI DONT CARE ABOUT SMITE GEN PEOPLEI DONT CARE ABOUT MOPZYSI DONT CARE ABOUT INCELBOLTMAKE THREAD MOJI FEETPOST MOJI FEET NOWWWW
>>2092015Built for BWC
>>2091811
VII.I genuinely miss VII. VII was my favorite video game character of all time. He just worked for me. It was like his kit was designed specifically for me. I was the best. Then they changed him. I will never be able to play og VII again. ever. like for the rest of my fucking life. Unforgivable. The worst part is that they didnt even make him better. they made him worse. No, the two can't even be compared really. VII is no longer VII anymore. He's just some fucking guy with guns now. There is no mobility happening here. Its over. Its all over.
>>2093431Yeah yeah, calm down mopsy you spastic
>>2093431Mopsy… what’s going on big guy…
>>2092015>>2092584OOHH FUCK YEAHHH BABYYY
Dallas.I genuinely miss Dallas. Dallas was my favorite video game character of all time. He just worked for me. It was like his kit was designed specifically for me. I was the best. Then they changed him. I will never be able to play og Dallas again. ever. like for the rest of my fucking life. Unforgivable. The worst part is that they didnt even make him better. they made him worse. No, the two can't even be compared really. Dallas is no longer Dallas anymore. He's just some fucking guy with token toon reveals now. There is no tracking, resetting, or glitches happening here. Its over. Its all over.
I think it's pretty telling that anons never talked about Rogue Company or made a general for it, honestly, at least not when I was around. Even Realm Royale had more discussion and OC made.
heard yall talkin sum sh*t
>>2094436Because it got put into maintenance mode halfway into year 2, and people went in knowing it was a lo-rez game.
>>2094436Paladins had sexy girl toons.Smite had sexy girl toons.Realm had Hilda for the hmofa guys.All the women in Roco were kinda boring looking. Also they were all flat and had no curves.
>>2095558wow. you werent kidding, over half the female rocotoons look like lesbians or non-binary.
>want to do my daily quick play to grind for gems>cant go pass pic relatedanyone else? are the servers officially dead?
>>2095686>>2095558Reminder that they nerfed the sex appeal of the three rocotoons that didn't look like grandmas, and then out of nowhere they added an actual grandma as a toon.
>>2076758The internet is too fast, inhospitable, and void of trust and fun now, for that kind of energy to exist. We're living in the dystopian era of d*scords, AI generated everything, and steam boyfriends.
>>2097125Are there before and after pictures of them anywhere?
>>2096753>try again today>still cant go pass this loading screenwait...is it over for real this time? am i finally free?!
>>2099016I'm pretty sure that was a bug that never got fixed. Sometimes accounts will just become unable to log in, stuck on an endless loading screen no matter what they do.
>>2099126It was caused by having too large a friends list I recall
>>2099016>>2096753>try for the 3rd day in a row>not its stuck hereit certainly wasnt my friend list before, i think the server have officialy shat themselves, its over, either that or something weird is going on with my game
I can tell you how to fix it but I need a big gift in return.
>>2102364>>2099518I can hop on just fine, if I remember correctly this particular bug started showing up not long before Evil Mojo was dissolved, some people on twitter and reddit were complaining about it. Unfortunately they never got the chance to implement a fix.
>>2102401Here.
Now that the dust has finally settled, can we all agree that paladins was fun?
>>2105375>Started playing Paladins after friend introduced me back in 2018/2019.>Never that good, but I enjoyed Mal'damba>Covid happens, come home from school>Can't go out, most games I own were single player.>Play paladins more, find the general>Sheer level of shitpostery is funny.>Nando-Anon, Psycho Evie Poster, guy who really wanted to marry Ying.>Eventually customs start. First lobby, first time we hit a full 10 player lobby.>Some weekends were so busy we had two lobbies going. >One time get an extremely scuffed 10v0 because of a bug.>Shit posters come and go, lots of fun videos and anons. >Eventually Covid ends, weekends are less free. Everyone has to move on, and the game is shitting itself worse then OB64.Honestly, those 1-2 years were probably the peak of Paladins for me, and the reason I've never tried getting into another online shooter. It was a Hi-rez game, it was never going to last forever, but I loved that general while it existed.TLDR: Yeah, it was funAlso I refuse to believe the cat is still here. It must be some kind of copy cat.
>>2105375Io... My beautiful wife...
Post skin ideas you wish they made
>>2107161Pretty much this. This is one of the most fun and magical communities I've ever been a part of to the point it was surreal and brings you back at neck break speed reminding you all good things eventually come to an end. The games, the legends, the faces, the memes and jokes, the entire way everything played out like a movie you're a part of. But it all wouldn't have been a thing if it weren't for this community, clearly the only great thing about this game. Without that, this would have just been another below mediocre hero shooter destined for the inevitable Lo-rez trash pile.You guys were all some of the good ones and I'm happy I got to play and shitpost with you all.
>>2107378What a weird looking Maeve
>>2107378>The chaos of trying to find a schedule that worked for every single person in the thread, when there was someone on every single timezone>Playing against randoms on quick queue and fighting streamers/grandmasters>The sheer level of shitpostery that the thread would devolve into between patches/slow days>Crashing leading everyone to find out how to literally swap teams mid match.>The times every hirez game tried to separate into it's own thread, then the Gacha menace made the board move too fast.>TerminusTruly, it was the worst of times. And it was the best of times.
>>2102401Whatever you say Sabiya
>>2108151I used to put on Tough Boy whenever I randomed into the incredible television stacks.
>>2107330Fat Vora.
>>2108151Imagine the shitposting we'd be having right now if everyone hadn't left beforehand. Terminus-induced instantly
I remember I ran into Rey while solo queuing for matches once and we both did a double take lmao
>>2108731>Terminus flying off into the sunset.png
>>2108937
Merry Christmas /palg/
Crazy how we never got a trans champ. Rei would've so much hotter if she had a big dih
>>2113634Merry fuckin Christmas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85CvbBsjhv0
>>2113634Merry Christmas Anon! To this and many more!
>>2115797>not futa.
>was able to log in into the game yesterday>"oh neat, i can play again">start the game today>stuck once again in the loading screenhmmm.....
>>2116360Terminus is watching over your shoulder, anon.
