Haxball is a top-down 2D soccer game that's played entirely in your web browser.Check the latest posts for the room linkpass: shawRoom is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:23:30 Euro time (00:30 EET)Replays:https://replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393remember to have fun, relax and pass back to keep possession and not let your lone gk handle a 3v1 counter attack
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRYshaw
here we are then
joining when i get back home
forgot it was friday
1 hour
live?
link
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRYshaw3 more
4v4 now
>>2166703
>>21667031 space left
>>2166713GEG
>>2166713>0:36Me kneeling for Her
>>2167697bro is NOT him
I am still here making sure you're behaving, Mr. Mani...
let's prove him wrong broshttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRYshaw
>>2177096we have to prove him wrong herehttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=5gKeh6XLNlo
>>2177141
*sends bavarian keyboards flying*
>>2177508all that while I am one of the most selfless, supporting and actually often gkuck playing mates in hax
>>2177559being gkuck is for the whole match, not whenever you feel like it and randomly go attack
>>2177881>randomlyPlanned and constructed and with an eye on the team mate to fluidly change positions to keep an attack going
>>2177881>being gkuck is for the whole matchit's for life, no matter what rat says
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=RJjyLcWIkSgshawhuge update
>>2179085join
5v5 now
miss him so much
>>21790851 space left btw
>>2179085
tensions running high...
https://freeguessr.com/#/game/coagnbl
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4shaw
>>2189125Room taken over by Schizo Tom
>>2189125join
5v5 currently
one space left
rat come back
https://skribbl.io/?c9CZKJDT
tell souf that I love him
soon
can i get a tom in chat?
bump
hi
Come lil nigs
hax and guessr cancelled tonight. more info to be posted soon
whateverhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4shaw
happening now
>>2203856rare cont /hax/ academy footage
>>2203856in the realistic hax world he loses it in the first 2 seconds and his team gets scored on
https://freeguessr.com/#/game/oq0piiy
i want my ice cream
rat I love you sorry if I offended you last weekend
https://youtu.be/KXGv0yoV-8scant outzoom the boom
*fart*
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4pw: shaw
>>2214491
>>2213690unc won? in the big 26?
1 space left
>>2214491the room
>>2214491rooms
the player
nonce room
hello is anyone playing
>>2216584Hi hitman, maybe we get a room running today
it's definitely happening 2nite.... hax, guessr, everything
miss him
>>2216706>ynr olli, smiley and tonco
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4password: shawJOIN US!
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4pw: shawJONI
>>2216826>>2216825one more for 3v3
>>2216825>>2216826
1 spot left
2-3 spots left
>>2213690...
>>2217495weird how this is how i found out that djokovic lost
YO VIVO
>fridaytoo fond to ignoretoo tired to care
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4shawjoin
>>22274361 more for 3v3
i forgor :skull:
ATTENTIONHAX WILL START EARLIER22H CET TONIGHTHAX WILL START EARLIER22H CET TONIGHTATTENTION
will be joining in 1 hour
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4pw: shawJOIN
>>2229400come back
>>2229400one more for 3v3
>>22294002 spots left
2 spots left
some good games tonight
>>2229657thanks for joining us
>>2229678thanks for inviting me
we're herehttps://skribbl.io/?F5CiBc0T
>>2229657yeh.. true..
Is anyone going to play tonight?
No one is joining the room tonight? What happened to /hax/ guys?
>>2239066>What happened to /hax/ guys?Starts too late
>>2239066Starts too early
>>2239066not enough people to get it started on friday anymore
>>22407122 spaces left
This one from the post-Haxball Gartic Phone room. It was fun playing this btw, we should do it again next weekend.
Anyone from /sp/ still lefthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so
>>2164695Is this real?
Demolición (2015)
https://ww.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4Password: shawJOIN US!
we're all moving to Rabona when that comes out, right /hax/?
I'm playing in that one room that I usually join in case no one is joining the /hax/ room yet. This room is usually active on the friday and saturday midnight, just like the /hax/ room, and the people here are nice too.https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Q2DO622gnSwShould we invite them to join our /hax/ room or should we just go to this room?
>>2251893What? This room has password now? I wrote 'shaw', but the password was wrong. What's the password of this room?
>>2251893>>2251974ip grabber
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=env4WK_tpAMPassword: shawJOIN!
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4shawcome back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nbKggiRU8kteam usa finna bouta do dis
hax is cancelled this weekend out of respect for El Mencho RIP
>>2246402>>2254573>>2259198FUCK Finland. FUCK Denmark.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9TqIb4FI-w
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN
tonight
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4pw: shawlets goo
>>2265719you guys are missing a hitman00 masterclass
>>2265719
late ;_:
Someone post the webm of shw dribbling rigged
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4Password: shawJOIN!
>>2275946join lads
>>2275946
>>2276055don't invite your retarded friends next time
>>2276924I didn't invite anyone, Tom.
The replays of the lastest /hax/ gameshttps://replay.thehax.pl/b806f639-214c-4775-bbd3-5b3ee715cbf3https://replay.thehax.pl/1e317853-e33c-4dc7-89b3-dcb3263cdf1a
don't today
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4Password: shawCOME AND JOIN!
early bedtime sorry haxfrens
>>2277453unironic 5v4
>>2277453
kaka ngubu join
https://skribbl.io/?C4COnkQI@shw
The replay of the current /hax/ game we had.https://replay.thehax.pl/8d029754-9e3b-48f3-9f32-e293c7272854
come out and playhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4pw: shaw
>>2287810
get rat
>>2287810Things are happening
>>22878105v4 currently
aaaaaaaa
get it started
why no hax
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4i'll give you 10 minutes to join
>>2289577
>>22895771 spot left
>>22895771 more for 4v4
>>22895775v5
>>22895772 spaces left (lag fixed btw)
https://garticphone.com/en/014067c730
everyone wants to play, no one wants to get it startedthis right here is the death of hax
ynr hax
>>2300933>>2300933>>2300933>>2300933
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4password: shawJOIN!
at this rate hax will start at 6 am
If you want to see more replay from the previous hax plays, you can see all the replays I recorded it on THEHAX.https://replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/8272
>>2303246>1.30amHoly neet
>>2303463Is this from some Chrome extension for Haxball, mx?
completely forgot it was the weekend desu
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Iocpass shawJ O I NOIN
>>2314362join to say hi to rat
>>2314362join you fucking tards3v3 going on
>>2314362
5v5 at this very moment
saturday night hax HEREhttps://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Iocpw: shaw
>>2316443????????????????????????
O FABINHOO KRUDD
does anybody know?
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4Password: shawJOIN NOW!
join
1 more for 4v4
nigged come back
>>2329549JOIN JOIN JOIN
too fuckin windy
>>2329589
win rate from august 2025 to march 2026rigged: 99-58 in 157 matches, 63.1%Cont: 124-77 in 201 matches, 61.7%aaaaaaaaaaaa: 141-99 in 240 matches, 58.8%rat: 124-118 in 242 matches, 51.2%benchnaldo: 105-103 in 208 matches, 50.5%tonco: 70-72 in 142 matches, 49.3%MX: 164-181 in 345 matches, 47.5%Krubb: 43-53 in 96 matches, 44.8%ngubu: 57-72 in 129 matches, 44.2%shw: 149-192 in 341 matches, 43.7%KAKA: 50-74 in 124 matches, 40.3%gimi: 53-108 in 161 matches, 32.9%
>>2340870No one asked and there literally isn't any point to this
>>2340977ok gimi
>>2340870doesnt look right
>>2341196you're welcome to do the calculations yourself
maybe tomorrow
ngl haxball in general seems dead outside of 2 or 3 popular servers
>>2341299Braindead pleb. I have my friend who hosts the most populated rooms in hax and he is making money from it. How about you get out of your bubble and join me to see why I am rank 1 in the world and stop talking shit here like a fuckign peasant. I cringe HARD seeing you kids stuck.
>>2341299Also, NIGGA, I have other friends who hosts in North Africa and center of YUROPE and USA WHO HAS 100s of players daily. *fart*I cringe.
>>2341979the braindead plebs are on those servers
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Iocpw: shawits time
how do you even make money form a hax room
>>2342841>>2342841>>2342841
1 more for 4V4 !!
JOIN JOIN JOIN
>>23428411 more for 4v4
come back hobo
IT'S OVER
LIVE
thanks for joining the last ever hax session boys, will miss you all
>>2343377>thanks for joining the last ever hax session boys, will miss you allwe have to continuedo it for her simpsons meme( but her is rigged)