DANG IS OUR SAVIOR EDITIONThis is the only genuine Runescape 3 general, beware of imitations.When you post here you acknowledge that Dang is our Queen and Savior, that Carbuncles are cute and must not be harmed, that Wonderlube™ has its uses, and if we all just pray hard enough maybe our BDJ problems will go away.Long live our Queen!
I am praying very hard. Its easy to pray HARD when I see Dang.
please...fuck my ass...
>>2330221Well none of us would have trouble finding it after BDJ has been there. Your only problem would be some developers have probably already sold it off as a car park.
carby tax
>>2330302THIS CARBY POST IS UNDER OFFICIALLY APPROVED PROTECTION!...They are so cute.
fork tax
>>2331235These are obviously a gift from Dang. A tax well worth paying.Praise be to Dang! Our anuses are saved! Now wait, I have forgotten, do we insert these handle first or pointy bits first?
post glamgal hentai please
Friends. It has come to my attention that the other thread has weaponized bunnies and carbuncles. These are proving a formidable defense against our BDJ posting ways.We may have to admit defeat in the face of such resilient cuteness.>>2332333The Glamgal poster was an unusual event in our long, rich, and tapestried history. Glamgal came from nowhere and made us jizz our pants so thoroughly that we could remain standing without using our muscles.Then suddenly one day Glamgal vanished. Much to out bitter disappointment and longing. We mourn this tragic loss to this day. More interestingly no internet search found any trace of our beloved Glamgal. No references, no images.And yet the Glamgal posts were highly distinct in their style and prose, vaguely reminiscent of a well known Runescape forum user now lost to the passages of time.She was an angel. She will always BE AN ANGEL.
xXskullfuckuXx was another legend that was taken from us far too soon... we're talking like, within a few days. he's gone, but not forgotten...
>>2332500Yes, truly a hero taken before his time.With the loss of so many of our legends I fear the other thread may sense our weakness and seek to invade. Sweet Dang preserve us! For they may decide to rampage through here with their imbecilic "doings".We must fortify our defenses. Trenches, pillboxes and BDJ drones.
went to get a prostate exam today and the doctor immediately knew i played runescape
>>2335743Hi there!Dr Runescape here.Count yourself lucky young man, most runescape patients I have seen do not have a prostrate left to inspect.Fortunately Rick's Rectum Repairs is just down the road from my office. I send them there.
>>2332517I dont think those morons have either the initiative or creativity to invade this place.
>>2330203You forgot this stuffPrevious Thread: >>1962197>Recent updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Future updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Upcoming_updates>I've been inactive since the First Age, what did I miss?https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_players>Useful Links:RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/New Player Setup Guide: https://thersguide.com/PvM Encyclopedia: https://pvme.io/Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1Runeclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guideMiscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/MiscellaniaPerk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks
>>2337187i swear i'd forget my own ass if big daddy jagex wasn't constantly raping it
Comrades.I have shocking terrible news.The BDJ poster has been defeated.DEFEATED!By a bunny of all things. A GODDAMNED BUNNY! What ignominious end. Who would have believed a FUCKING BUNNY could have put an end to his guffawing when so many bans had failed?But yes, its true. Our very own OG BDJ poster. Gone.He who once trashed so many rsg threads with anus posting ways.He who brushed off bans like cooties from around his assHe who helped create a universe inside these threads populated by such things asNoob jokes, Dr Runescape, Mission Control, Search for Dang Quest, Rick's Rectum Repairs, La Résistance, xXskullfuckuXx, Silver Forks, League of Extraordinary Assholes, Wonderlube™, Runescape Lawyer, and many many others.OH THE HUMANITY!Surely we shall mourn his passing as we do the loss of our anal virginity.
>>2330203Mommy dang..
>>2330203>>2337461rape
