DANG IS OUR SAVIOR EDITIONThis is the only genuine Runescape 3 general, beware of imitations.When you post here you acknowledge that Dang is our Queen and Savior, that Carbuncles are cute and must not be harmed, that Wonderlube™ has its uses, and if we all just pray hard enough maybe our BDJ problems will go away.Long live our Queen!
I am praying very hard. Its easy to pray HARD when I see Dang.
please...fuck my ass...
>>2330221Well none of us would have trouble finding it after BDJ has been there. Your only problem would be some developers have probably already sold it off as a car park.
carby tax
>>2330302THIS CARBY POST IS UNDER OFFICIALLY APPROVED PROTECTION!...They are so cute.
fork tax
>>2331235These are obviously a gift from Dang. A tax well worth paying.Praise be to Dang! Our anuses are saved! Now wait, I have forgotten, do we insert these handle first or pointy bits first?
post glamgal hentai please
Friends. It has come to my attention that the other thread has weaponized bunnies and carbuncles. These are proving a formidable defense against our BDJ posting ways.We may have to admit defeat in the face of such resilient cuteness.>>2332333The Glamgal poster was an unusual event in our long, rich, and tapestried history. Glamgal came from nowhere and made us jizz our pants so thoroughly that we could remain standing without using our muscles.Then suddenly one day Glamgal vanished. Much to out bitter disappointment and longing. We mourn this tragic loss to this day. More interestingly no internet search found any trace of our beloved Glamgal. No references, no images.And yet the Glamgal posts were highly distinct in their style and prose, vaguely reminiscent of a well known Runescape forum user now lost to the passages of time.She was an angel. She will always BE AN ANGEL.
xXskullfuckuXx was another legend that was taken from us far too soon... we're talking like, within a few days. he's gone, but not forgotten...
>>2332500Yes, truly a hero taken before his time.With the loss of so many of our legends I fear the other thread may sense our weakness and seek to invade. Sweet Dang preserve us! For they may decide to rampage through here with their imbecilic "doings".We must fortify our defenses. Trenches, pillboxes and BDJ drones.
went to get a prostate exam today and the doctor immediately knew i played runescape
>>2335743Hi there!Dr Runescape here.Count yourself lucky young man, most runescape patients I have seen do not have a prostrate left to inspect.Fortunately Rick's Rectum Repairs is just down the road from my office. I send them there.
>>2332517I dont think those morons have either the initiative or creativity to invade this place.
>>2330203You forgot this stuffPrevious Thread: >>1962197>Recent updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates>Future updateshttps://runescape.wiki/w/Upcoming_updates>I've been inactive since the First Age, what did I miss?https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_players>Useful Links:RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/New Player Setup Guide: https://thersguide.com/PvM Encyclopedia: https://pvme.io/Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1Runeclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guideMiscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/MiscellaniaPerk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks
>>2337187i swear i'd forget my own ass if big daddy jagex wasn't constantly raping it
Comrades.I have shocking terrible news.The BDJ poster has been defeated.DEFEATED!By a bunny of all things. A GODDAMNED BUNNY! What ignominious end. Who would have believed a FUCKING BUNNY could have put an end to his guffawing when so many bans had failed?But yes, its true. Our very own OG BDJ poster. Gone.He who once trashed so many rsg threads with anus posting ways.He who brushed off bans like cooties from around his assHe who helped create a universe inside these threads populated by such things asNoob jokes, Dr Runescape, Mission Control, Search for Dang Quest, Rick's Rectum Repairs, La Résistance, xXskullfuckuXx, Silver Forks, League of Extraordinary Assholes, Wonderlube™, Runescape Lawyer, and many many others.OH THE HUMANITY!Surely we shall mourn his passing as we do the loss of our anal virginity.
>>2330203Mommy dang..
>>2330203>>2337461rape
>>2337384Analposting. Noob jokes. Silver Forks. Wonderlube™. Long ago, /rsg/ lived together on /vg/ in harmony. Then, everything changed when Big Daddy Jagex attacked. Only the BDJposter, master of RuneScape shitposting, could stop them. But when /rsg/ needed him most, he vanished. A few days have passed and my anus and I discovered the new shitposter, this anon right here that I'm replying to. And although his shitposting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to be reincarnated as the BDJposter once again. But I believe this anon can save /rsg/.
>>2339020I believe you are an avenging Angel sent by Dang to right the wrongs done to our anusesYou are the new BDJ poster!Our anuses live in hope.
>>2339140i could never bear the legacy of guffawing and discussing anal rape
>>2340562>>2339140The sad fact is the era of the BDJ poster is over. He had a good run. Only his ethereal entity now exists.Perhaps a new form will arise one day, in some new guise, forming a new vision and a new destiny.
>>2341189he better be reborn someday because if i dont have some guy talk about my asshole getting raped by a massive baddragon.com dildo i'm going to get fucking pissed
>>2341446Take heart comrade. The legacy of the BDJ is so ingrained into these threads that it only takes the mention of silver forks and wonderlube to invoke his memory.Why it even appears Grok is aware of the BDJ lore. Just a simple prompt: "Runescape. Angel. Holding a raised silver fork""
someone better start posting guffaws, giggles, and snickers RIGHT NOW. someone mention a monstrous tallywhacker entering my ass NOW!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2341606Alas friend, for your wish can not be granted. The defeat of the BDJ poster was real and final. But there is one thing he taught us, the value in transformation. You would have noticed how he constantly evolved his posts. Even his defeat consisted of a saga worthy of the storybooks. You dont just defeat the BDJ poster with a fresh stalk of celery. He went down fighting, and we should be proud of that.
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>>2342116Hmm. that looks like a comfy spot to rest my huge penis. Sort of liek a cock hammock.
where BDJposter :'(
>>2351893
>>2337461plap
>>2330203you know theres a thread on /vg/ right?
>>2386860this thread is kept alive as backup just in case the /vg/ one dies again
>>2391852ah okhere have a runegame female noob
im going to put the BDJposter's face on a milk cartonwhere the FUCK did he go and why did he leave AND DONT FUCKING SAY HE GOT DEFEATED BY BUNNIES, WHAT'S THE REAL REASON HE LEFTPLEASEI MISS HIM SO MUCH
>>2429624Maybe he ran out of guffaws? Dunno. Maybe he just decided that brightening the pages of vg/rsg wasnt worth the effort? I mean its become as pointless as the OS thread. Mostly brain dead pass holders posting their own brand of shit because they can.Notice the Dang poster has almost vanished too.
>>2430680BDJposter is goneDang poster is goneKawaii Sugi poster is gonemy will to live is leaving too... it's actually so fucking over it hurts...
it's over
correct. i'm playing the rsps 2009scape. it's comfy fr.
im too busy mourning the bdjposter to play runescape, private server or not
Doing arch logs atm myself
dead as fuck
>>2508803i miss the BDJposter
we did it, reddit! we're popular!
if its an ediition then its a banne thread
killing myself if the bdjposter doesnt come back
>>2541971There is no BDJ poster. There never was. The BDJ poster was me. It was you. It was every anon here. The BDJ poster is ethereal and lives inside each and every one of us.
>>2548719then why did the BDJposting stopwhat changed within all of our rectums to deprive us of the shitposting? how do we revert the change? please, i miss having someone talk about my asshole getting raped so bad. i need it back.
Found an old vid on yt I made in 2008 WOW
>>2596266how the fuck did we get by looking at 3 trees at a time
Runescape is hella gay. It took them forever to add any actual multiplayer content beyond PvP and trading, or combat with actually interesting mechanics, but then getting to it still requires clicking the same shit for a hundred hours while paying $15/mo
got these poverty stats, bandos, fire cape, that poison spear(laineika?) and no curses because I can't be bothered to shell out the dosh for turmoil/95. I'd like to fight zuk and cannot be fucked to do much skilling particularly divination since it doesn't make me money and it's not fun. What do I actually focus on to get me to a decent power level to go and do EDs and mid-late game bosses(as in being able to properly AFK GWD and not go through an entire inventory attempting hard mode glacor before getting boned by the prison phase).Questing is fun but I don't really like going out of order or doing anything sixth age before finishing off the fifth age so there's another autistic caveat.
IT'S MAAM!!!
i've heard that rs3 is maybe getting plugin support, is there any expectation of when or any sort of timeline on that?
i seem to have located the infinite money glitch
>>2682903this is really simple information that is remarkably easy to find you fucking moron
>>2597348its not bad in the modern day when you have the entire map memorized and can simply navigate using the mini-mapalso the camera sees farther if you angle it downwards
>>2718587no I get it but comparing the modern camera to the old really shows how good we have it nowalso anya tax
>>2735299im rubbing my cock to this image right now?
ok finna get back into rs3 this week perchance. going in on a fresh account! im the guy who always deletes his accounts such as my 2k hardcore ironmanmy main "issue" is that rs3 largely feels unearned. granted i always do the seasonal slop events even though i hate them because they are so afk they are essentially free.but this time i wont delete my characters. ive always had a lifelong goal of beating runescape.i WILL beat runescape 3 and osrs.on all the modes. im not joking. i will do it.i am also going to beat all of the runescape preservation servers like 2004scape, vidyascape, 2009scape, and 2012scape. i wish we had more years available but alas here we are
there is only darkness
>>2735299Why do we have this Poser when Vanescula Drakhan already exists? Like I thought half the point of the vampyirium quests was to show that Vampires don't look pretty.
League news today for anyone who gives a shit. >Separated relics into non-combat and something called combat blessings because it turns out huge combat jumps behind later tiers was a retarded idea and allows Combat progression to be tied to Combat progression as blessings are allegedly tied to combat tasks>First time region locking in RS3. Locked to Misthalin and Havenhythe to start.>Quest progression promised to be less retarded, huge numbers of autocompletions come with regions as it is in OSRS>First tier is a choice between Double Gathering speed, AFK auto-bank gathering for lazy fucks and Goldenhawk boots which boost agility and thieving even harder than last league
>>2755750jagex finally starting to realize that hot characters sell better than ugly characters. maybe this means they'll make elves hot again instead of the meth heads they turned them into a decade ago
>>2760132I doubt it >>2679812
>>2760303goblins are supposed to be ugly
imagine having to grind out all of that gear that anon just listed in a 1 month temporary mode. and then it all goes poof. it's just gone. lol.are leagues a humiliation ritual?
https://files.catbox.moe/rjrdwk.mp4
>>2786775>https://files.catbox.moe/rjrdwk.mp4This is high art created by an artistic genius and needs to be constantly posted on every media site that mentions Runescape.I
B0aty - Some non-hotkey hybridinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHsex1ulBFk Deep wilderness adventures 1-6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-clWmFTKPAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt8995U2ajMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-MpAX2o0BYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJmD5aMyHN4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxEX-ArAyKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqRGzJ_qih0 0verheads - last clipshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJtEawuzTs Nhs pk vid 12 - finalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRc_1JYcpug
>>2818602i dont know who these people are
Should I resub? I quit before necromancy came out. I was maxed.
>>2826810try out leagues for free and if you like how the game is in its modern state then resub
>>2827267dont recommend them to do this. i got my equilibrium aura as a free to play league player. it wasnt worth it. but hey at least i still have it. >>2826810anon just resub if you're going to play at all and thank me later.
my asshole hurts so bad due to rape
Is advance time spell not unlimited this leagues? Used it 3 times and got cut off until next week.
>>2827267>>2829000I forgot I made that post. Nekomancy is pretty fast. Going to get 120 runecrafting and buy bis for necromancy.
>bone runes are 50m/hour How have these not crashed yet?
my asshole has been absolutely devastated by jagex. it is beyond repair.
loot from 130 supreme growth potions
i made an ironman a few months agoany ideas of what some fun goals would be? i've been casually trying to learn pvm. so far i've done a bit of kbd/mole/ivar. trying to get my stats a little higher before i try arch glacor.my main goal atm is to unlock priff, but i don't know how i'll get herblore and agility to 75. i'm too lazy to do herb runs, and agility sucks (mid-game rebalance only notably buffed the late-game agility exp gains for some reason?)
>>2911884also feels like for any goal i need to do archaeology, but that skill is so miserably slow to train. it's as slow as divination, but with 10 extra steps and isn't afk at all without an auto-sifter.>want to runecraft but need abyss relic>want to push for 99+ thieving for heists but need sticky fingers>want to train divination for invention but it's miserably slow without the slam dunk relic
>>2911884>>2911914You made a helmie now you must suffer. Your only options are to get it done or quit.
i miss the BDJposter
how
raped in my asshole by jagex
i dont know why i continue trying to get into rs3 even though i know deep down in that it's dogshit and that i'd be better off doing literally anything else.
THE /VG/ THREAD ARCHIVED EARLY AT ONLY 491 POSTS AND A NEW THREAD HASN'T BEEN MADE IN OVER 10 HOURS NOWPANIC AND RETURN TO /VM/ THREADWELCOME BACK, RETARDSBIG DADDY JAGEX CUMMING VIOLENTLY IN MY ASSHOLE AFTER RAPING IT
>>2936755i think i single handedly contributed to the demise of the rsg vg general. im basically the next bdj poster.
>>2936762the BDJposter was actually funny though because anal rape is funny
>>2917798this nigga looks at the front page
>>2936875sometimes i see some ecchi on the front page and it makes me jack off
>>2936755dead game doesn't deserve a general tread
>>2938766yeah that's why we should reside here in /vm/especially since moderation on /vm/ is more relaxed, so we can post anime girls in peace without a pajeet troon janny deleting it for "being off topic", as if anime girls aren't completely on topic for runescape, the largest anime MMO around
>>2939984ok lemme test this shitglam tax
>>2942454SEX WITH GLAMGALRIMMING GLAMGAL'S ASSHOLEFUCKING GLAMGAL'S THROATSNIFFING GLAMGAL'S PANTIESCUMMING INSIDE GLAMGAL
/vg/ thread archived prematurely again, this time with only 72 posts. it's truly over. welcome back, /vm/
im a gay aids patient
You know what annoys me?GWD1. You right click and press private encounter, and asks you again in the chat pop up. Why?
>>2944344mod foul raped you, huhat least mod blkwitch doesn't give you aids when she rapes you, unlike the troon used to do
jacking off to hatsune miku rn
Look I understand this may not be the most important Runescape topic but its important to me, and I am sure its also important to quite a few other dedicated Runescape players. So can we can we just have a frank and open discussion about this without all the usual mavericks and haters jumping down our throats?Thanks!I would also appreciate it if that fucktard of a jannie who keeps banning me would just kindly fuck off and go suck his disgusting warts in some dark moldy basement. Otherwise I will just be back in less than 5 minutes posting some dross leddit runescape spam. I mean fuck, you dont have any problem letting the "bump" posts exist, yet they aren't contributing anything to actual Runescape discussion are they? Well at least mine is, even if some might find the subject matter to be very niche.So with that understanding let us begin.Ever since I started playing Runescape my poos have been unusually fat, warm, and juicy. They squeeze out so nicely, I dont even have to wipe. If I dont log in for a few days then I get all constipated and then shitting out the log jam becomes a fucking ordeal. Have you ever had a rock hard poos stuck half way out of your ass? I have. Its most unpleasant. That's why I now play Runescape everyday, just to avoid that sort of trouble. Anyway please let me know about your Runescape poo experiences. Perhaps we will find common ground and share some tips.
All I am asking is that we have a fair and reasonable discussion about Runescape and how it relates to our bowel movements. By now most of you should have noticed how your Runescape playing habits affect the size, consistency and ease of your poos. So surely talking about it isn't too much to ask? I mean we have people here droning away about such mundane things as skilling items, bossing, and sex with big tittie pixelated girls. All of which are topics that have already been done to death both here and on leddit. Well,I suppose talking about big titties and how much we want to fuck hot runescape girls is a topic that can never be discussed enough, but you know what I mean. Its time to get down to real Runescape issues. Like for example have you ever noticed that if you spend a lot of time around Falidor your poos begin to smell like old cheddar cheese? Or if you travel to the abandoned mine they will begin to reek like rat droppings? Believe me I have sniffed a lot of poos in my time. Both my own and other's. The fragrance can tell you a lot about what a person has been doing and where they have been. Just last summer my mother returned from a holiday in France and her poos had the most noticeable odor of ham croissants.If it were up to me the next Runescape skill would be poo sniffing. Imagine leveling up by going around sniffing each other's bottoms. Now that would be really fun! It would also do a lot to improve positive player interaction in the game."Oh excuse me! Can I sniff your ass?""Why certainty my dear fellow, here let me drop my pants!""Oh my! What an earthy fragrance! You have no doubt been burying bones for prayer xp?""Why I most certainly have old chum! My, what an accurate snout you have there!"*BRIIING!*[ Congratulations! You have just leveled up Poo Sniffing to Level 10. You can now detect the smell of seaweed in another player's feces! ]It would be great wouldn't it? Please let me know what you think!
Still no full helm or crossbow.
still no full helm or crossbow, but did receive an ass fucking from BDJ
