>Gemini CupNever too early to begin preparations.Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!OG pic for referencehttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.pngThis userscript adds functionality to upload to Catbox directly from 4chan, for text-only posts, this also attaches the first Catbox link found, if any, to the post as a normal image.https://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbRandom PVP race generator, for all of your random PVP race generation needs.https://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaSay something nice about the birthday uma musume!
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>>2495700She's a chud just like me! Anyways we have a sprint next, yeah?
What are (you) doing this weekend?
I want MANT to be over so I can comfortably run her again.
PREVIOUSLY, ON THE LAST THREAD OF UMABALL Z>In gaaaaaaay
>>2495698>>2495706I'm refreshing and not seeing anything, also you guys are being so fucking mean
>>2495707Mile
>>2495712Two mile CMs in a row?
>>2495708There is some medieval fair-thing tomorrow, think I'll go outside for once and check it out
Congratulations to our queen Oguri Cap for her successful title defensethe Taurus /v/ictory Stakes recordings are up for anyone that missed themhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLG-2uyTAXcbbY-J4WyjLfP0mdRtC4pun9
>>2495711Bro, it's not being mean. It's telling you like it is, the solution is RIGHT THERE. Ita not the first time anons have swapped a max follow limit parent.
>>2495707Medium CM is after this one.
>>2495707>>2495716After Gemini is another free XOguri win, I mean medium, then the sprint after that.
>>2495716I thought you meant the upcoming one my bad, no the next one is medium
>>2495711just unfollowed, good luck
>>2495700>missed my chance to sneak my watch party into the OPDamn.Well, anyways, just a reminder that the watchparty is today at 9:00 AM JST. It'll be on cytu*be/r/w2chwatchparty!
I hope this makes it perfectly clear to the Taikiposter that we don't need Previous in our OPs.
>>2495716https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting?cm=14Gemini is a mileMedium after thatThen sprint.Weve had medium, medium, mile, and medium after that. Next one is Xogger slop btw
>>2495732Shut the fuck off
>>2495730Got it, thanks. IT IS INSTANT, good info for other anons YOU CAN SWITCH SPOTS>>2495724Ok dude, I was just trying to be nice, I didn't want someone else to get it and for both of us to lose it, I think it was an understandable comment. It's all over now, sorry for my behavior if it annoyed you
>>2495726>another free XOguriNah id win
>>2495740Entirely your fault
>>2495742Is this OC?
>>2495741glad you got it, WAGMI
>>2495742kek and saved
>>2495731Respectfully and kindly please don't add unnecessary links to the OP if that's what you were aiming to do... We just had an entire derailment over a similar thing previous thread.
>>2495741>good info for other anons YOU CAN SWITCH SPOTSNeigha weve known this for months thats what we were trying to tell you lol for fuck’s sake now go enjoy your borrow fag
>>2495748>We(you) had
>>2495741Don't apologize faggit, just look at it a bit like pushing you to do something when you're hesitant to do something. There are two outcomes>Coddle you and let you walk away without a parent>Tell you to shut the fuck up and take it which worked because now you have the parentWuv you and good luck!
>>2495743this time for sure
>>2495720TY saving anon
>>2495754Dober won me 4 plats btw
>>2495700You could have posted Fuku instead OP! It's her birthday! We could have spent the whole day cursing each other! We could have created an army of Inarilets!
I personally didn't know we already did this switching borrows thing, we can now trade spots in gigaborrows if somebody has them, this will bring even more strength and brotherhood to our community. I WUV YOU GUYS
>>2495731Don't do that. Let OP stay game related only.
>>2495757Wait...isn't her birthday yesterday?
>>2495748This type of comment is only going to derail the thread, but I suppose that’s your intention. Everyone, let’s make sure to bicker over this subject until exhaustion
>>2495757>InariletsThats gonna be me dude, I only have 25k
>>2495762Inari one comes with 1500 gibs so you can make it
>>2495700>Still not linking to the previous threadFucking retards and schizos I swear. You even have a few filler lines on the OP and everything but somehow that's too far?
>>2495760Its on the 22nd of may, timezones and all that make things complicated, especially when Japan is involved
>>2495756She lost me 4.>gets rushedGG
>>2495761Not even. He said he wanted to sneak in a cytu** link, and that's even worse than what mentioned previous thread. Kindly hide my post or the entire stub if you haven't yet.My reply is meant for that guy alone.
>>2495762Rev up those character stories, anonymous
>>2495762>Thats gonna be me dude, I only have 25kYou really only need 7.5K to roll a banner uma my neigha.
HEY ANON THIS IS FOR YOU
>>2495765Definitely not a troll post trying to derail the thread. Everyone, make sure to reply to this anon in earnest and bicker about this VERY IMPORTANT topic instead of talking about the game, thanks.
>>2495772You lost me, how does this guarantee anything?
>>2495700After all the discussion last thread why is not linked? Why are we still kowtowing to schizos?
>>2495772Explode.
>>2495774I want to eat so badly. I will after this run.
>>2495776(you)
>>2495774Where is my green juice? I cant get out of bed until Ive had my green juice
>>2495774I never got the idea behind these. A normal or filled cupcake tastes way better than a creamtopped mess.
>>2495776It's a very reasonable suggestion compared to the arguments against it so yes, I'll bring it up
I'm hungry...
>>2495731Thank you for the watch party but don't even think about sneaking one in the OP future threads. Cytu be link in the OP unironically is one thing I will strongly be against as this unironically starts circlejerk.
>>2495781Definitely an important and valid point.EVERYONE IN THE THREAD, ID LIKE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION! WE NEED TO ADDRESS THIS SITUATION INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT THE GAME THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!! Because /v/ma has ALWAYS valued their opening posts…right?
>>2495777By 50 rolls in you have 1/3 chance of rolling a banner uma. Add on you LUK stat and that basically guarantees it.
>sub 400 speed post summer>C long>still wins kikuka shostamlets btfo!
>>2495788That's just how yanks are I guess, always need more sugarLike you know the hot chocolate with marshmellow thing? I initially thought they add some texture or something, but nope, its more sugar!
On the topic of borrows, this is the best Angling/Plancha borrow I found with enough turf while still having usable everything else, here is my question, this is obviously for a Smart Falcon parent, how am I supposed to proc Mile on this if I still need 4 more Turf sparks? The rates are honestly not looking good for Mile SAlso, would you use this one?
>>2495793(you)
>Previous thread archived in 20 minutes>STILL NOT LINKED ON THE OPHere we go again
>>2495797>stamGlue desu, would use if I have nothing else.
>>2495800You try and find something better, there literally isn't anything better
>>2495790You are valid. I hope you get the recognition you deserve. Be patient and someone will engage with you shortly. In the meantime, just keep repeating the same mildly off topic post in different ways, anything but discussing the game will do.
>>2495796>I initially thought they add some texture or something, but nope, its more sugar!I thought they were about melting the marshmallow into a cloud and drinking through the softness? Never actually tried that myself though.
Why is the link being on the OP a topic of discussion in the first place?
>>2495805Unemployed hours
>>2495803Teiobro no offense but please learn how to spot AI sloppa, and not post them here.
>>2495805Muh /vee gee/
>/v/ - dinner and TV with your parents
>>2495803Nah that's cartoon thing, they don't expand like sponges, they just sorta float awkwardly I would know, I tried that, whipped cream too, and all that other nonsense
Are the oaks this weekend?
>>2495805Because some people believe we're too special for this board where everyone links to the previous thread anyway
>>2495732It already got archived, why not have it? Are you autistic?
Good thread, see you all tomorrow
it's happening again... The shit stirrers now have a topic that 100% works
Some ROOMS would be nice
>>2495807>please learn how to spot AI sloppaWhat gave you the the idea that I don't know how to spot them?
>>2495813>we're too special needs
Should've just linked it anyway
>>2495818This, ROOM has proven to be the only one who can consistently defeat shit-stirring falseflaggers
>>2495820snifffff
>>2495805An extremely common issue with generals, whether on /vg/, /tg/, /vmg/, etc. Unironically the best step is to not care about anything posted on the OP and anyone who does care (anti or pro) are tribalists schizos who see threats anywhere or power players (when a new game comes out, they try to be the 1st to "control" the general on /vg/).Don't care about the OP. Just have Uma somewhere in there, a relevant picture, then get back to discussing the game or adjacent shit.
>>2495817Yeah that's why I (OP) next time I'm bake I'm just linking it. Fuck it man, I'm tired of this shit. At first I just wanted to appease the whiny backseat janny faggots but im done, they can cope and seethe and if they melty I'll report them so they fuck off.
>>2495812>>2495708Ye.
>>2495817It being a topic of discussion at all is the problem, it's beyond reason that the mere suggestion it's met with this kind of pushback
>>2495827The only people complaining are falseflags who will switch on the opinion once it's added and switch again if it's removed, just stop fucking mentioning it
Bros I was getting some mcdonalds breakfast and saw this, I dont even live in a big cityWish I coulda saw who was driving it
>>2495831What country is this? That's kinda sick
>>2495831I drive this
>>2495832Burgerland, washington
>>2495831Cool ricer.
>>2495805Based on the discussion previous thread >during SEA/Eurohours>an anon links the previous thread as a reply >anon asks why is it not in the OP in the first place and that it's stupid not to include it>some anons agreed>take in note no melty at that time >Taikiposter brought it up again and asked about it for future OPs>this time during burgerhours>melty and derailment happened because of it >no actual logical answers were given during said derailment Pretty much just that. I feel like it entirely depends on which timezone whether anons are fine about the idea or not.
>>2495831>Oguri isn't se-ACK
>>2495837>he wants to have it with the car
>>2495836Why don't you guys just make a poll?
>>2495831Why the FUCK is she wearing gold city's top
>>2495831OGURI IS SEXY, I FINALLY SEE IT
>>2495831God I love itashas.
Who cares whats in the OP? Discuss the fucking game.
>>2495840https://strawpoll.com/61gD9Jj7LZwThat way we can finally put this fuckin topic to rest
>>2495834Based PNWanon. I saw a 2B one out in the wild in Portland once.
>>2495801You don't need good blues at all and Stam is always good for Fronts outside of Sprints. That Seiun is more than good enough in terms of blues
>>2495846>country grabber
>>2495831Finally. They made her sluttier. She just needs bigger tits, and Oguri will finally be good. The face of the franchise, even.
I abstain.
>>2495831Is that AI art? The outfit doesn't make any damn sense
>>2495832>Mcdonalds breakfastCome on anon, everybody should know what country he's from
>>2495748 >>2495759 >>2495792Alright! Message received, will not put the anime in the OP and especially not the watch party. Thanks for the feedback, I genuinely would've felt bad if I had upset you guys over it.
>>2495861Saudi Arabia? Those niggas are fat in there
>>2495846>13 votes in 3 minutes
>>2495847The west coast gets a lot of hate online but I actually like WA quite a bit.
>>2495860>The outfit doesn't make any damn senseLooks like a standard race queen outfit.
>>2495864VPNs are disabled.
I am becoming more competetive than I was before, just now I am building a custom parent for a single uma of mineI mean its my wife that I am doing this for, but I worry that if this continues I might start rolling umas for meta reasons
>mile S>fast learner without hat>1130 speedfuck this game
>>2495860Actually the outfit is from when she sings brightest heart
>>2495862Thank you anon. Cytu be link in the OL sadly does create more trouble than it's worth, creates circlejerks, and is one of the things that's mostly linked to generals.
>use double TP for event points>3x sleep deprived and night owl'd by debutAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2495873>Using double TPAnon.....you wont be able to use your 5 borrows....
>>2495774These things should have a 5% chance of containing pickles.
>>2495873>Be me>Use double TP option>Not won't have Chrono breathing down my neck whenever I post my lobby>mfw
>>2495869Based oshichad, I'm doing the same. Fortunately my wife is meta for sprints so my pain will be lessened.
>>2495872>OLmeant OP. I seriously need to stop thinking about Light Hello.
>>2495846I don't care about the results, I will not add it whenever I bake
>>2495869A long term plan that helps me with playing various umas, meta or not, is playing umas that are all within my style-type (pace, late, etc.) and spreading out my gene pool with them.Better way of saying it is I play various lates and try not to overlap parents and grand parents, and I get to spend more time with my Oshis or future oshis even if they're not completely meta. Like me using a Fuku cause she's somewhat late friendly.
>>2495865It has it's reputation for a good reason.
>>2495881Ah shit, really? Who is it?
>>2495887Pic related.
>>2495888Good taste! I love , she's one of my favorite sprinters
>>2495883So it's fine if a baker with an opposite opinion does the same?
>>2495865I always figured the hate was rightfully deserved, but both coasts are fucking ass. Even with my hatred towards the coasts though, I have to admit that rural west and all of east Washington, NOT Portland Oregon(TM) and borderline California are all generally pretty good and just get hit in the cross fire.>t. former WAshout, current CAshcow
>>2495892Man just let it go, it's not worth arguing with retards
>>2495892Sure, I don't care at this point, I've made more damage by complaining about it than helped. It's not worth driving people who I like away
>>2495892Sure people just won't use the thread and a new one will be made. Just like the last time a retard tried fucking with the OP
>>2495883Anons are trying to compromise and reach an answer via a poll, and here you are acting like a total faggot. Speaks more that you only care about yourself and your ego rather than everyone in the threads.Respectfully leave.
>>2495846I learned last time that neutrality is not statistically insignificant. Why the fuck would you repeat my mistake and leave out an option to vote neutrally???
>>2495905"Fucking with the OP" would be not having the link considering the poll results
>>2495906Make a poll that doesn't get 13 yes votes in a minute next time anon
>>2495912He didn't even make the poll, I did. You are fucking insufferable.
No reasonable motive has been given to not link the previous thread...
>>2495912>/v/ma has 13 anons?! Unbelievable impossible it must be botted!
>>2495912I'll also second this. I posted a poll about /v/ma vs /vm/a during peak activity hours and it took around 30 minutes to achieve 20 votes. 13 in less than 10 is suspicious to me too.
>>2495913People like him are why sometimes I just leave the thread for the day.
>>2495913Nobody cares who made the poll. If you wanna change the OP make your own thread with your shit OP. I'll stay in the normal thread.
Umamusume?
>>2495916This is also a heated topic that people want to move on from but you people just HAVE to keep arguing about it.
>>2495913That reply wasn't me, my only reply was this >>2495899
>>2495912Strawpoll is IP based and have VPN disabled. A literal IP/Country grabber. It couldn't be rigged and why the fuck would it even be rigged.Really tells more about yourself how you're so hellbent about it.
>finally got mile S and almost every skill that I want>stats aren't high enough since summer trainings lowrolled
>>2495914holy shit, shut the fuck up
>burger hours>retards flow innyooticing
Okay Machan will be meta sprinter, but what about Fish Lips? Will she be as much of a terror in miles as her MANT version?What about Rob Roy and Transcend as I will roll for them too
>>2495922I ain't arguing about this, I'm just pointing out that when I did something similar(we ALSO had a heated discussion about whether we'd want to return to /v/ or not that spanned several threads,) my poll didn't gain nearly as much attention. It's suspicious to me, but there could be other factors at play, like visibility.
>>2495916This is just schizo territory at this point. Do you seriously believe more people are against having the link on the op?
>>2495930Happens at the same time of day usually and I noticed the lesbianschizo last thread so gee I wonder what's going on...
>>2495925Nobody cares, go to your club and ask them if they want to change to OP. People can vote in the club chat
>>2495930>burger hoursAh yes, the fine burger hours of... 2 PM.Anon, the burgers are at work.>>2495925I mean, there's options. I've rigged a strawpoll before by getting friends to vote in it.
>>2495865It's a pretty nice place that has some of the worst local governments imaginable regardless of political affiliation or county.
Well. I expected a reasoning like that to be used.I expected better, but alas. We'll never reach a conclusion whatever happens and no matter how conclusive it'll be.
>>2495936Why is the posted poll? It's really not that serious
>>2495933No, I'm just saying it's anomalous. Thats it. It could be legitimate.
I really hope people get driven away for shit like this, I love this community too much ;__;
>>2495942English please
>>2495938>implying burgers work at a real job and are not office chair spinning specialists
>>2495928>Historic Derby win>Went against stallions who are by and large superior to mares>JRA hall of fame>Statue in front of Tokyo Racecourse>Even other horses were fans of hersAnd last but not least>Cuter than Scarlet will ever be
I don't remember polls for adding shit to the OP in the first place, what's the big deal
Polls are /uma/ behaviour btw
what am I supposed to be inheriting on Pace Chasers for Gemini?
>>2495945Everyone should just ignore the backseat jannies
Y'know, last thread I explicitly told you guys it was a loud minority. Why are you all surprised??
>>2495931Damn she seems really solid actually. Good kit for both miles and sprints.
Man. I'm starting to believe those who didn't want OP linked is actually just a loud minority because of this anon. I didn't want to believe it but his reasons isn't even checking out to be logical or reasonable. I don't even care if we should have one in the OP or not and just neutral about it but this is what it looks like to me.
>>2495950TLDR on this fucking situation>Guy asks "why don't we just add the previous thread to the OP since they get archived quickly anyway">And the fact that we do it anyway, just in a separate post>Guy has a melty about it>People tell him to fuck off>Thread derailed>Follows into the next thread (this one)
>>2495950Read this >>2495836. It started as a harmless question and it in fact was asked during SEAhours without a melty happening.
>>2495945Arguing over OPs is one of the most argued over shit in generals all over the site. Doesn't matter which "side" a complainer is on. This is why I never read General ops. I'll read OPs on /v/ of course. And the shit-stirrers found something they can get everyone arguing about so they're sit on this too.
>>2495952You wanna get budding blossom and maybe mummy creek
>>2495959>Spring and mile skillsAIEEEEEE oooh Big Sisterly? How is it? I still have no idea what passing ability means practically speaking, I just know that every time Pearl eats my clock, she has it
>>2495961NOBODY FUCKING CARES! PUT IT IN THE OP OR DON'T JUST STOP BEING A FUCKING FAGGOT, IGNORE BAIT, AND TALK ABOUT THE GAME YOU GODDAMN RETARD
>>2495962>And the fact that we do it anyway, just in a separate postwhoever needs to use it for some reason can just CTRL+F previous and be done with it lol
>>2495797I'd like to hear some more replies to this. I've never made Turf Falcon before and I'm kinda lost :(
>>2495962My only complaint about this is that we didn't try to settle this AFTER the bump. Prime gameplay posts are getting eaten the fuck up because of this A RESULT I EXPLICITLY WARNED ABOUT.>>2495949Are those black licorice cigarettes?>>2495818Riko would have her mind changed.Why don't YOU host rooms? Why are you depending on others? It is not that hard to set them up, jesus.
Anyway bwos not that we've decided that there will be no previous thread link, which uma isn't a fucking dyke and likes cock?It's THIS easy to trigger you retards and you WILL fall for it, if he's not just samefagging the argument which is also likely. Just fucking ignore it.
>>2495961It had been kinda apparent the first OP we got a "Previous".The first 100 posts were a melty and derailment over it, and said anon whose derailing the thread even wanted to create another thread without the OP.A LOT REFUSED BECAUSE WE WERE ALREADY 100 POSTS IN AT THE TIME AND THAT IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO, BUT THE GUY STILL WANTED TO FORCE A BAKE WITHOUT ONE.GOD.
>>2495974Yes anon, that is a fine borrow, its not optimal but its good. You'll need a lot more turf sparks though.
>>2495976Machikanefukukitaru would never wear that shit, what is wrong with you? :P
>>2495976
>>2495978>BUT THE GUY STILL WANTED TO FORCE A BAKE WITHOUT ONE.>GOD.and everyone moved to the good thread
>>2495978>to create another thread without the OP.to create another thread without the "Previous" is what I wanted to say. God this is retarded.
>>2495975>Are those black licorice cigarettes?Waffle tubes, or wafer rolls, basically a thin sheer of rolled up wafer with chocolate filling, or hazelnut which as far as I can tell is just chocolate
>>2495925>It couldn't be rigged:)
>>2495976sex with fuku
>>2495986WE DID NOT >>2415625 https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2415625/#2415625WE USED THAT FUCKING THREADWE ONLY ABANDONED THE "BWO" THREAD THAT VANDALIZED OUR OPHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>2495981I know I need 4 more. That's what I'm asking, how am I supposed to also include a good chance for Mile S on top? How did other Turf Falconers did it?
>>2495974depends on what your own parent looks like, im using this one so i can borrow a 3* turf whatever mile seiun which gives me a bit more flexibility
>>2495991Brother, stop trying to argue with the most cancerous poster in the threads and let it go. Just fucking ignore him so one day he quits and fucks off
Anons who have previously posted about not having a clear favorite uma, has that changed in recent months? Has anyone caught your eye? Or are you still searching for the one?
>>2495991>>2495993Oh yeah I remember this thread
>>2495970Looks like if she procs her ult and Big Sisterly right behind the first place runner it's literally a "if losing, win" situation.
>>2495973The whole discussion stemmed from the fact that there's literally no reason to not have it linked on the OP. You can say "other anons link to it" or "just look it on the archive" but so far no one has given a reasonable argument against it yet we keep appeasing to this retarded position
One day meidobWo will get tired of this bullshit and wreck you into oblivion once again like you faggots deserve.
>>2495996Literally this, stop feeding this fucking faggot. The quicker the backseat janny drops the game the better
finally american hours have started so we can have high-quality discourse
>>2495959Oops I just noticed that I cut out that she gets Uma Stan from an event. Pretty cracked kit.
>>2495999Oh dear, I wonder how much more bullshit alts will get in the future
>>2495993Even in that thread it looks like just a loud minority melting down over the OP. Everyone seemed to moved on or just ignore the OP, and even decided to use that thread even though someone's pushing for a new bake.
>>2495997Condor Boobzuri will always be best wife.
I'm so tired
>>2495961It's pretty clear he only does it to derail. He'd complain about something else the instant the Previous thread gets linked in the OP. Keep the OP as is and let him seethe on his own till he gets bored
>>2496002if linking it in the OP brings melties and anyone that for some reason needs or wants to see the previous thread already has a solution i think there's a very obvious answer to thisone that we have already used for more than a month
>>2495949>Historic Arima Kinen win>Went against stallions who are by and large superior to mares>Placed 2nd in Arima Kinen her classic year, placing ahead of her own brother and Vodka by 9 places>Never placed lower than 2nd.>When she retired, had almost equal winnings to Vodka with 7 fewer races, because her results were that consistently good.>Doesn't need a statue because she's still alive>Number one AND coolest>Hotter than Vodka ever will be
You people are the easiest marks on this whole site to troll.
Okay lets say I am making a pacer, but I don't have either Flower or Mummy Creek, who do I borrow?And does Base Condors ult work on a budget?
I am going to make a thread as soon as it hits 300 images and it will have the most basic shit so no one can take a side to bitch about.
>>2495949Daiwa has a better song though? Way cooler than Vodka's.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gcw1M53q6I
>>2496020>Went against stallions who are by and large superior to maresYeah, and won only once
>>2496019Melties like it's happening even though it wasn't linked?
>>2496018I'm the one who asked first last thread, sounds like the one seething is you
>>2496030>>2496019>ESL babble in both posts replying to each otherGOSH WHAT COULD BE HAPPENING HERE
>>2496034nobody asked
>>2495986I seriously want to believe that those who doesn't want linked OPs is the majority but seeing as how you lie like this makes me doubtful.
>>2495995Sadly I don't have a single one it's my first time making Turf Falcon, I don't know what to do that borrow seems like it doesn't have enough turf or mile to make it worth it, how should I form my main parent's sparks? Grandpas all turf and pray for a Mile miracle? It just seems like I won't ever get Mile S, fuck it's so confusing, I'm lost
>>2496022Well we're the only gacha group that got kicked out of /v/ too so
>>2495988I know what a wafer tube is, it's one of my favorite treats, but the filling is blacker than Cafe's coffee. That's not what chocolate NORMALLY looks like.
You guys are so fucking retarded for taking the most blatant of baits. I'm out until next thread. Enjoy getting angry over childish stuff for the next 20 hours
>>2496042Theoretically its possible to make one out of black chocolate, you know the real bitter one that has no milk and very little sugar
>>2496023Borrow flower 100%. You can use condor for your own uma parent but she's annoying as fuck because of the 7 A aptitudes. Any late race velocity ult is fine too.
>>2495993Well, if we already had an OP with previous links in it, and it was used and even reached 1,000 posts, I don't see what's stopping us from doing it again or making it a staple.
>Suggest to make a poll to decide>Leave for awhile>Come back>Poll is tied
Finally a thread for my favorite uma, surely everyone is posting Tamamo and not arguing and shitposti-
Back to the fine motion mines
>>2496029>Cesario not even listedIs the "Japanese superstar" a fraud?
>>2496043Yeah im out until next time too, hope the hall monitor is happy with his pure OP
>>2496038you need 10* Turf to raise it to A, you can gamble with 6-9* and try to hit an inspiration but that's just adding another layer of RNGgood news is that you still have some time to build parents, grab a 3* Power/3* turf parent with groundwork and as many good front skills and use your own turf or mile parents, you probably don't have a 3* power 3* turf so you have to compromise and use your best, like i did with a 2*speed 2*turf seiunyou slap them on a seiun or condor and start grinding parents hoping you hit a mile or turf spark, forget about Mile S unless you want to grind until round 1 starts, i believe Falco still has a fighting chance with good skills and Turf S
If you guys keep this conversation up, I'll return to food posting.>>2496046>black chocolateI think you just described baker's chocolate but black chocolate is another term for dark.Whatever, it's also possible they just dyed it black, which would make sense given the wafer's color.
>>2496053This scene confused the hell out of me but I wasn't sure if the context was ever explained of why she stopped after the Kinen.
>>2496052Yeah the guy blatantly said he was gonna rig it. So, whatever man
>>2496052It wasn't until an anon said he was gonna rig it, it was overwhelmingly yes
I'm back from cooking and helping with house choresDid I miss something?
>>2496053I'm sorry little one...What is Tamamo like anyways? I don't have her.
>>2496052It was 66%/33% just a few minutes ago...
>>2496055Well anon, you see...
>>2496062If it was overwhelmingly yes before rigging then that's our verdict
>>2496063Ohayou Haru postaa!No you didn't miss anything important. I think the thread is beginning to settle so that's good.
any opinion i like? overwhelming majority of intelligent postersany opinion i don't like? loud minority of shit stirrers and riggers
>>2496052Last time I visited it, it was about 13 yes to 4 no ratio.
>>2496062damn but the guy that made it said the poll is impossible to rig and that the 13 yes votes in the first minute were legit so it couldn't have been rigged
I THINK RUDOLF SUCKS
who fucking cares talk about the videogame
>>2496075One side doesn't have a single argument beyond muh /vg/ though
>>2496077It was 18:9 before I refreshed the page.But yeah this whole thing is stupid... I'm gonna start game posting now.
>>2496078You retard. I am not the one that made the poll but the one who said it couldn't be rigged. Well, some did explain how to rig it as a reply to me, so there's that. I was proven wrong.
>>2496080There's no reason to say this.
>>2496080I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU
>>2496087Ok then I guess the 13 yes votes were probably rigged to since they happened so fast. oh well.
>>2496080Yeah, me.
>>2496080I still have no idea what her personality is. All I ever see is the same pun.
>>2496064Her career is full of pain from start to finish
>>2496095If you think Grass is a weeb you've seen nothing.
>>2496096Aw. I can relate. Poor Tamamo...(Do you think she'd eat at Chili's?)
What's the best statstick for wit? Is it still fine or has mr cock and balls overtaken her?
>>2496101Grass is a serious weeb.She's an idiot weeb.
Okay, so Biwa is BIG is general, her hair, her boobs, her height, literally everythingTaishin has big attitude and HUUUUUGE eyesWhat does Ticket have?
>>2496103
>>2496107A biiiiiiig PERSONALITY!
>>2496107Big lungs
>>2496104i think it goes FM>NN>SRsfrom what i heard CB is a terrible stat stick
>>2496106Is it really a weeb if she is japanese? She just seems to be a Tokugawa LARPer
>>2496093I am not even going to argue about this anymore. I'll just say you're right despite the minority who's so hellbent at refusing to create a thread with the previous linked in it. You're correct.
>>2496107Big voice, big tears, and big boobs.
>>2496060Her ojii-san is on his deathbed. She needs to be there for him which means taking time off training and by the time she comes back, she'll be way past her prime.She's crying because he's sitting up and is still alive, she was expecting to see him near dead.
>>2496113Not sure who told you that, but Mr. CB is sliiightly worse than NN, but they're basically the same if you just want a wit stat stick to pair with your FM
>>2496116More like WHINING Ticket!
>>2496107Big tear ducts
>>2496109>KEEP OGURIN NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>2496115Ok, good job.
Please don't be mean to my wife.
>>2496119looking at the raw stats i guess you're right but that RB 5 vs 15 looks like a big deal, atleast for MANT
>>2496109
>>2496127Fuck your wife
>>2496113CB is fantastic, what the fuck are you talking about. FM has a higher ceiling but CB's rainbows are much more reliable. I haven't played a deck without CB since getting it.
Which uma would eat this?https://litter.catbox.moe/hn6jjl4zl9vf0ftv.jpg>>2496131I think that's the plan. How else do you get kids?
For all I care this >>2495993 is a proof that we can have an OP with previous attached in it
I like Fugu :DDDD
>>2496029Scarlet had a hard life.Vodka is raking in all those wins while Scarlet is out of action due to injury and while Scarlet is retired due to injury. She beat Scarlet by a nose in the Tenno Sho when Scarlet is fresh out of rehab, only to get completely embarrassed in the Arima Kinen the next month.Imagine bragging about all your wins when your top rival isn't even there.That's not cool and that's not number one.Go run the Vodka Arima Kinen humiliation ritual again and think about your actions.
>>2496135This makes me want to go to Chilis
>>2495997Still searching, technicallyMy gut is telling me that I'm going to become a Sweepfag once she releases, but I won't know for sure until then
>>2496140>yap yap yap yap yapDon't care, GODka better
Your answer, /v/ma?
>>2496143The 3 for me deal is pretty good. 11.99 for a bit QP and a whole ass bowl of soup is NUTS. Great deal in this economy.>>2496140I am not going to be able to take an uma who has EXTREME test anxiety seriously, sorry Scarlet.
>>2496139Fugugidaru :DDD
god i wish Cafe wasn't so shit she loses EVERYTHING
>>2496149And she was a good friend!
>>2496148>>2496150>Taking seriously an uma who makes motorcycle noises when she runs
>>2496149My cute little sis- ACK
>>2496156>only cares about tits instead of personality
>>2496150It's the best deal for sure. I also have an account with them that lets me add a bag of chips and salsa for free every visit. They just give you a huge fucking bag for takeout and it lasts for days.
>>2496151Lul
>>2496156At least she doesn't forget ALL of her training when she steps onto a race track. Plus, she's just practicing for the real deal. It's called audio training.
>>2496151I wonder if spurdoanon is still here
>>2496156>Taking seriously an uma who chose a 1 wood instead of 6 iron only because it had 1 in the name
Hold the fuck up plancha is a front skill???
>>2496164I saw him on /uma/
>>2496149I'm sorry Curren... Ayabe is cuter
>>2496169yeah, it's only a 0.1 accel so it's not absolutely neccesary but still good to have
>>2496169Front half friendly skill. Condor Normal is played very differently from Condor Paizuri.
UODKA is the coolest in-universe
>>2496174So, why should I pick acceleration over velocity?
>>2496158Who said anything about tits?>>249616212 starts, 8 wins, 4 seconds is not the record of someone who forgets her training.>>2496166It was fan fest! She was hamming it up for the fans!
>>2496127Did someone really save my dogshit edit kek
>>2496192Make that two
One of these days, I really need to get around to taking some screenshots of cute moments from Scarlet's career and uma story. Feels like she could use some positive PRVodka, too. I almost never see anyone bring her up except as an excuse to shit on Scarlet
>>24961923I'm trying to decide where I eat today.
>>2496189>not the record of someone who forgets her training.Her real life jockey said that she took to training well but forgot everything once she ended up on the track and just ran fast instead.She really just won because she was physically fit. She's a BRUTE!>>2496194At least 3.
>only shorten scenario events>scenario events are, in fact, not shortenedhow this shit is legal
>>2496195I don't think anyone really dislikes Daiwa anymore now that we've been a few months without the Cowtit AI slop posters.
>>2496199I think she's just smarter than her jockey. What the fuck does he know about having four legs?
>>2496060Her father (or just father figure) was ill/dying and she wanted to be with him for his last days. Also it's a reference to Tama's original owner going broke and the Horse's mom dying. When he is watching Tama win the Tenno sho it also references something the original owner said after getting interviewed while he had to work in construction.
>>2496195Its just fun to play up their rivalry, although I am more biased towards Vodka, still I hold no issues with Daiwa
>>2496057Thank you thank you THANK YOU, I'll ask again if I have any trouble
>>2496199>>2496207Horses have a tendency to turn off their brains in stressful situations unless well disciplined, and this is much worse for young Thoroughbreds. Reason why its funny how horses like Suzuka and Scarlet did very well when they were let loose because that goes against most training in both horses and jockeys.Twin Turbo is a huge and typical example of what happens when you let a horse let loose.
Scarlet and Vodka are cool but what about ASTON MACHAN?
>>2496219I'd be pretty cool to see a cingrey style vodka adaption, Daiwa being shown as a serious rival would be refreshing.
>>2496224Memes aside, what is she good for? Explain her to me gameplay wise.
>>2496224who?
>>2496227Meta sprinter, very good at them
>>2496226That's one of my top wishes for their next project. Either a vodka, daiwa, machan adaptation or an unc story with rudolf, maruzensky(?), mr cock and balls and katsuragi ace.
>>2496227Meta sprint/mile front runner. Would be even better if she didn't have a G in medium
>>2496188if you're accelerating speed skills do nothing, if you're at speed cap your acceleration skills do nothingearly, mid and late race all have different speed "caps", late race has the highest speed cap so you want to reach it as fast as possible, this is why accelerations that trigger just as the late race starts like Xoguri are so goodlate race speed skills that trigger near the end like Triumphant Pulse and Fujin unique also have some merit so it's not like they're completely useless
>>2496227Meta front sprinter, inherent TTL and GW.
>>2496221>it's LITERALLY test anxietyAnd this is why Vodka is better.>>2496207More than her, apparently!
>>2496233Shouldn't she be out by the time MANT is over?
>>2496173Ayabe is peak wife material. She'd also want lots of children after she gets over her trauma.>>2496195The PR they need is a proper anime season about them, but sadly that won't happen.
>>2496238Machan's banner is about a month into GL.
>>2496240It will one day, I am sure of it!Now who really needs some respect regarding their career if you ask me, is unironically the goofball, I mean its 7 G1 wins, all other umas who have those get glazed to hell and back
>>2496228It's uhh... It's the red one that wasn't in the Takamatsunomiya Kinen!
>"I race on turns where I get bad training RNG">"but you race on every turn"
>>2496220good luck, i used 565759230883 as a grandparent but that was a while ago there might be better power/turf borrows out there
>>2496231Rudolf would be great and is my personal preference. But Vodka feels she's made for a shonen esque adaption especially with dejo, daiwa as rivals and the variable results she got. A spe and golden gen remake could be good as well something about stay gold and spe beefing is funny.
>>2496170New spurdo? Post it
>Seiun Sky>Smart Falcon>Mutated FrontwifeRate my team and if I have a chance at winning A
>>2496227Remember how Falco was strong in Capricorn because her unique could proc right as late-race started? Imagine an uma who was actually intentionally designed to be able to do that, on any sprint track, with no risk of the unique getting triggered earlyAlso she has built-in TTL and Groundwork
>>2496260Boring but you have a chance
Threads slow today i wonder why, is the anime watch party happening today?
>>2496226>>2496231The narrative of a mare performing unexpectedly well against stallions doesn't make any sense if all the horses are depicted as human girls with horse ears.
>>2496263In about 4 hours if I converted correctly
>>2496263I hope the shitflinging isn't killing people's interest ;__;
>>2496261capricorn ended up being pure paceslop after all thoughbeit
>>2496271No doubt a few folk fucked off for a bit due to shitflinging that I frankly wasn't paying attention, I do that sometimes, its akin to a break
>>2496271It did for me, I'm just lurking now.
>>2496269Even if you remove all references to the whole mare thing Vodka still has entertaining races and good rivals to inspire a good story. Air groove would be the which is hard to illustrate why she was called empress.
>>2496244Golshi got done dirty in S3, it really is a shame. IRL Golshi's haruten win is amazing no matter how many times I see it.At least she has two great alts.>>2496231>next projectEvery anime so far has been about the usual big races, I think it would make sense to cover something a bit more niche in the next one. So basically either something with dirters or sprinters.>>2496260>winning AAs long as you dodge the hag you have a non-zero chance.
>>2496270>watch party in 4 hoursbeing a euro is suffering
>>2496283It's a weekend now neigha, crack open a cold one and enjoy the ride.
>>2496284But I need to get up in time for the Oaks tomorrow morning.
>>2496287Who says you need sleep? Doing an all-nighter every once a while is a really good way to reset your sleep schedule.
>>2496260>Mutated FrontwifeMcqueen?
>>2496282>At least she has two great alts.I am really tempted to go for those, I promised myself that I will ignore alts in order to maximize new uma gain, other than my wife, but for some reason I am really drawn towards Golshi's alts as wellRealistically its probably my dick speaking
>>2496292No, she needs 4 sparks for Front A
>>2496297Fuji?
>>2496292raising strategy aptitude by one level is not a mutant
>>2496303
>>2496306Where do other anons draw the line?I think raising anything from D or below counts as mutating for sure.
Just saw this peak and I felt you had to see it
>>2496310I don't give a FUCK if my oshi has dirt AND sprint F-G, I will bring her to every single CM
>>2496310Not being able to raise every aptitude to A before starting the career.
Are we expecting a lot of front runners in Cancer? Or are the opponents going to be 2xXogger 4xDominator every race? If it's the latter I don't see NSM being useful as you'll never proc it off of a xogger.>>2496293>Realistically its probably my dick speakingNothing wrong with that, Gold Ship is one of the sexier umas.
>>2496310It really depends. I would say for MANT, making someone with E mile for this CM isn’t a true mutant. I believe if you need to hit an inspiration spark just to hit A, that’s a mutant.
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>>2496317Every uma should be a gyaruma
>>2496310Personally I'd say it mostly depends on the type of aptitudeI wouldn't consider raising a distance aptitude "mutating" unless it's F or below (since you usually want to bring a lot of distance sparks anyways), but for running style I think D requires a big enough investment that it counts as mutating
>>2496317Now this is the good shit
>>2496322My Aries finals was 3 xoggers and 4 doms and that track isn't nearly as xog-favored as this one will be.
>>2496317faggot
>>2496322expect 4+ fronts imo
>>2496317I don't find this very attractive if I'm being honest
minus one trillion PR to hishi amazon
>>2496343Consider her wedding alt
>>2496224From posting her back in like october or november, im glad to see so many Pros who love Machan as well
>>2496343What if she makes you a meal?
>>2496343Some people really like the gyaru aesthetic. If it's not your thing I get it but it's like a fantasy creature that doesn't exist anymore
>HomosexualityI wish there were more brown umas, just symboli kris s and hishi amazon is tragic when well.....they are horses and horses are brown
look at this gem of an image I found
>>2496277>>2496278Yeah no I meant permaleaving
>>2496359Snow in Hazard never ever
>>2496347Hishiama is going to be the only existing wedding alt I roll for with the intent of hitting pity
>>2496359Umamericans when?
>have no meta fronts >watch how my own fronts are overtaken 95% of the time when either VBobo or Smaru proc their ult, even if my fronts proc all their midrace skillsPain
>>2496364it's me, i left
It still fucks with me that Curren is normal sized, she calls me big bro, I assumed she is around the size of Rice or Top Gun and all other small umas, but no, she is almost as tall as Fine!How am I supposed to be a big bro for a grown ass woman!?
>>2496347Is wedding Amazon good at Late?
>>2496372Anon, all the Umas are tiny. Even Akebono.
>>2496376Comparatively speaking
>>2496372Most of these umas are still short as fuck. Even manlets are probably still taller than everyone that isn't Akebono.
>>2496372>155cm>grown ass woman
>despite having zero skills working with horses, feel convinced that I would be able to save Tamamo Cross and make him trust me and humans againIs this the true end game?
>>2496376Tiny for anyone who isn't Asian
Epic
>>2496368>you have to pull them using melons
Is this good or a trap skill?
Why aren't all the jockeys tiny Asian women if size matters?
>Enormous, gigtantic titan of an uma>Multiple jokes about her being taller than buildings and mountains>180cm
>>2496392>tfw shorter than FujinIt is over, isnt it?
>>24963765'11 is pretty tall for a woman, and it really is colossal for a japanese woman
>>2496389It's okay on end closers if the teammates are two fronts.
>>2496388We feed horses carrots too. I use to take a bag a weekend and feed it to horses at stables (with permission).Cronch.
>>2496392Look anon, japanese are just shorter on average, sure for us the fucking goliaths Bono looks merely like an above average in height woman, but for them she might as well be 6'2
>>2496390Riding a thoroughbred is unironically incredibly physically demanding. Jockeys have to be very athletic to properly balance and control the horse
>>2496389It's a reliable skill for lates and ends on miles.
Average height for adult Japanese women is around 5'2. Bono is a fuckin giant when you consider she's the height of the average European male and slightly taller than the average American male
Imagine.
>>2496395
>>2496408>>2496397Thanks ladsIdk about a CM but its going on a vodcar that is at least pretty nice for TT
>>2496395>>2496416>>2496417I am imagining so hard
>>2496416umanko diving?
>>2496417Fuaaaark
If you are as short or shorter than NTR (166) that's when its unironically over for you
What the fuck is a cm?
If you are as short or shorter than Michelle My Baby (195) that's when its unironically over for you
>>2496426Champions meeting of course!
>>2496426Mr CBs evil twin
>>2496418Way better than what I have but congrats on any use out of her.
>5'11>live with Manlet cope my entire life >apparently slightly taller than BonoHell yeah
Left, the height of Curren ChanRight, the height of a manlet.Chan is absolutely little sister height.
Most umas are taller than me
>>2496434>180 is manletEXPLODE
U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UMA!U-U-U-UMA!UMA IN AMERICA!
>>2496434If she is the little sister height so are most japanese adult women, including those dom businesswomen from doujins!
>>2496436Anything lower than average is by definition manlet.
>>2496426Phillip Jack Brooks (born October 26, 1978), better known by his ring name CM Punk, is an American professional wrestler and actor.
I used to think the height thing was a meme until one time with a pack of classmates in college it turned the discussion to height and>"anon how tall are you">5'7">"Really? You don't act or look like you're 5'7", I don't believe you"I had to fucking stand next to a 5'11 guy for them to believe me. What the fuck? What does acting like 5'7 mean?
Its like I never left /v/Wonder what thye are up to there, probably Marathon TORtanic round 2 now that Destiny 2 is getting shuttered
>Average height so no tall uma can put her tits on my face while we are both standing straightpien
>>2496418Hate to be that guy but isnt firm course menace really bad for TT umas?Correct me if im wrong but wouldn't it only activate 30% of the races in TT?
>>2496443Imagine having the personality of Taishin but as a guy, so just Taishin
>>2496442nobody dances like that
>>2496426In case you're serious, centimeters
>>2496443you were acting like 6 7 prob idk
>>2496373She has built in daring and future end skill that gives incredible accel early late race, including the evolved versions which are really good, it would be pointless to switch her to end
>>2496446Could an akebono that tall beat godzilla?
>>2496446This man, I can't get tits on my face unless she is on top and I'm laying down, I hate it
>>2496456*late fuck
What the FUCK is a kilometer
I can't get tits on my face :(
>>2496462>>2496446OYM soon, Michelle my Baby soon. Trvst thv plvn
When ryuji wada passed his training certification he was one of four out of HUNDREDS of applicants that passed. What exactly is in the training exam that makes it so difficult?
>>24964661km is like 60% of a mile. Just round it down and thinking of is half a mile and youll be alright, jordan bro
Digitan teaches Fine Motion about oshi culture
>>2496466It's about 5 furlongs.
What did I miss? I've been out for a bit, thread seems fun
>>2496466It's unpatriotic is what it is.
>>2496475>And you don't stop at simply buying merchHow am I supposed to buy what doesn't exist!?
>>2496442fuck him
So true!
>>2496240>IRL Admire Vega sired 4 generations of horsesWhat is the size equivalent for uma+ningen families, assuming their uma is particularly fertile?
>>2496480Don't look at the first 200 posts and enjoy the thread.
And then Digitan left us to our own devices as she could never impose on such a "perfect pair"
>>2496487Sure, what is the current topic? Something about height and America or smth?
>run tama as an end closer>she behaves like a pace chaser for some reasonI think my tama is broken, are lots of mid race skills bad for end closers? Im kind of a shitter
It's fuarking over
>>2496496I think we're still on 'Curren is too big to be cute.'Feel free to contribute
I really hope Speed sparks will be good for the next scenario
>>2496497Mid race is good on EVERYTHING, it is the current meta of the gameGet whatever your key accel is -> a billion midrace moves
>>2496504They will, but you'll want 9* speed and no one is making parents like that atm unless they're full gutsmaxxing on a power growth uma
>>2496504Speed sparks are meta
>>2496486Umas age like elves and they're sturdier than humans, so one child a year should be more than doable. For a particularly fertile one two dozen children seems plausible, and more isn't out of the question.>>2496500Neicha...>>2496504I don't think I've gotten a single 3* speed since MANT started, my breeding stable is going to be so far behind.
>>2496501>B83 H79Curren should be bigger
>>2496500>got 1200 caratsI do not see the issue
>>2496514Big isn't cute
So anon....still a UG virgin?
>>2496514Curren should be a cow and I'm tired of saying otherwise
>think I made an okay horse for Gemini>throw her into rooms>has a 3% winrateI give up.
>>2496526Post her
I kinda feel like you HAVE to gutsmaxx or get fast learner to get UGI just had an uma with capped power spd wit, 800 stam and basically all relevant gold skills and it was only SS, not even SS+, honestly not even sure what else I could have given her outside of making a few corner skills double circle I dont get it
>>2496519I haven't even hit the halfway point of SS yet let alone make more than three SS umas >April 25th>March 30th>May 11th
>>2496519SS virgin, actually...
>>2496519No just a regular virgin
>>2496519Yep, this is the best ive ever made. Sad thing is she probably won't even win the CM
>>2496440>5'9" is the average male height in America>Bono is 5'10"Conclusion: Bono is not a manlet.Why aren't we using median anyways?
>>2496519I do not think I like this newma. Can't quite put my finger on why, but there's something about her that rubs me the wrong way
>>2496527I posted her yesterday and I'm still frustrated at how poorly she performs. And yes she doesn't have Mile S but she was losing to Umas without Mile S too. And people will point out her wit again but like c'mon. If she had 200 more wit she'd be pushing UG it's just not a reasonable thing to ask to get 1200/x/1100/1200/1000. I doubt I can even repeat this statline again in an attempt to get Mile S let alone get 200 more wit along with it and this felt like the absolute highest of high rolls.
>>2496519SS virginOnly 1 S+
>>2496500Why did you post my title collection?
>>2496519I'm still an A virgin, a whole ass year later...
>>2496539Personally I like her since I learned that underneath all that grandeur is a sore loser
>>2496519I think I like this newma. Can't quite put my finger on why, but there's something about her that rubs me the right way.
Reviving old discussion to get more opinionswhat music would Air Shakur listen to?
>>2496545Have you tried playing the game?
>>2496539>>2496550
>>2496551Uhh, fuck... I wanna say probably the likes of COMPAKT?
>>2496551Well we know she makes her own mixtapes, so probably some soundcloud shit
>>2496552Yes, I'm just bad and can't grasp the mechanics :(
>>2496551Wu-Tang Clan
>>2496551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HtUx9xg88M
>>2496539Anon is a smug perfect girl that is the sorest loser in the cast, it's a perfect combination
Okay but consider thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/srr5511yt41w8yul.mp4Any dacchis here? How is her career anyways? Was it worth the hype?
>>2496561Post... something?
>>2496569Yes, I love Ai-Chan so much
>>2496564Hood classic. Used to lsiten to him a lot some year or two ago
>>2496553Uhhhh.....does she not have ears?
>>2495745Yeah I made it myself ages ago. It's just a shitty edit. Here's the PDN if you want it.https://litter.catbox.moe/06xmduwt4k9xlwqg.pdn
>>2496540pwincebwo...
>>2496484oshi more like oh shit I lost another cm
>>2496540>this performs poorlyI am now going to group B(wo)
>>2496585group B is comfy, plats are for nerds anyways
>>2496576
>>2496571What do you wanna see? My wall of shame?
biwa
>>2496593danchou...
>>2496551I dunno, but I get the feeling she'd REALLY like the stuff !monad does! It's really good.
>>2496591Have you like, watched a video on how to play the game?
>>2496587>analyzing team comps>making grandparent/parents>reading skill descriptions to find what skills to buy>looking at the track to see where they would proc>some more shit im unaware ofYou jest, but i do think youre right
>>2496593Big hair
>>2496585Room matches two weeks ahead of the CM are super sweats, I won plat with a team that went 1 in 10 when I was just doing stam testing in public rooms this CM around this time.
>>2496590Hmmm....I can't tell if this anon is trying to tell me something, you lost me
>>2496553Good lord... you could use those things as ice cream cones....
>>2496540Honestly this CM is a clown show anyways. I'm running Teio and in publics she won maybe one room in 50 or even 100, I don't remember. But the one room she won was one of the meta sweatiest pig rooms out there. Trying to find consistency in miles is like trying to find consistency in the weather.
>>2496591Yeah, the deck would help too. A is number big button press, can't help much more than this if what here is the case.
>>2496604This.Friendly reminder the CM is 10x easier
>>2496593I wonder how the curves on her ears feel like...Also would her hair be silky smooth or fluffy? I think it would be smooth considering how much care she takes of it
>>2496471a mix of an encyclopedic amount of knowledge required on everything horse related and typical Jap bureaucracyi remember reading somewhere that there's a very limited demand for trainers so even if they pass they're not guaranteed to get a job
>>2496600>reading skill descriptions to find what skills to buyAnon, you didn't seriously expect me to believe you don't even read the skills you buy?
>>2496606Would umas like it if you eat out their ears?
>>2496611My options for deck building are fucking shit so...https://limewire.com/d/k6Tsu#mUPsr1qVts>>2496599Thrice. Two for URA, one for MANT. It's not really helping. As I said, I'm a fucking moron.
>>2496604i feel bad for the poor guys i got matched against but that's the nature of CMs, there's still a good chunk of shitters getting to A
>>2496617>limewire
>>2496616You know, given how there's probably a not-insignificant number of people into ear eating ASMR here, it'd probably be non-zero with the umas too.
>>2496471You are directly responsible for the welfare of a creature so fragile that doing even one thing wrong one time can cripple or kill them.. You better damn well know what you are doing.
>>2496614That's because new trainer licenses often only open when older trainers retire. So the number of passes is partially capped by available positions.
>>2496619Yup, it's unc-anon.
>>2496617That can't be from a ye->wedding dober...makes sense.Do you only play the game occasionally? Those veterans are pretty expected from this AWFUL deck.
>>2496624That's kind of stupid, imagine graduating with honors and you can't find a job because a boomer holds the position for life instead of retiring......oh wait
>>2496615>"makes you faster">oh cool, ill buy thatIs how i go about things. I dont open multiple pages and go "hmmm, it has order>5, will that work in a front heavy room, how will it affect my stamina" or some shit like that
>>2496627>Do you only play occasionallyI've gotten back into playing it daily, but yeah there was a long period where I was burnt out + depressed, and completely unable to actually play anything.
>>2496617but if you've been playing for a year then how are your cards so shit?
I didn't notice until now that this lady has forehead scars
>>2496632Good question! Bad luck and a burnout period that left me not playing for about 3 1/2 months. I recognize how shit my cards are, which is why I've been asking about popping tenners on banners. I've been repeatedly informed NOT to, so I'm kinda stuck with them.
>>2496540Have you considered gambling with Furious Feat?
>>2496637Save for GL. It's kind of a soft reset
>>2496637You should save until some good banner shows up and then throw your entire piggy bank at it is more or less the strategy to use. By doing cheeky tenners you're not going to get that many cards, and especially barely any SSRs. The banner for the new career scenario that drops in early july would be a good candidate.
These are currently all the umas with cheerleader alts
>>2496637>I've been repeatedly informed NOT to, so I'm kinda stuck with them.I would agree though. You don't have Kitasan so you need a speed card you can take on every run and Tachyon will be that card and you'll get a bunch of SRs while you're pulling for her. You should be saving everything to dump on that banner.
>>2496644That's just regular fuji and pokke
>>2496644WRONG you are STUPID and WRONG anon! And I SPIT ON YOUyou forgot Machitan and Bakushin
>>2496639 >>2496646 >>2496640Yup, these are the reasons why I've been told not to, so I just haven't. Still painful.
>>2496601She's a jonger?
Anyone running Flower for Gemini? Her ult is surprisingly hard to proc, feels like you need to run a second pace to make it more consistent but unlike fronts you don't get additional free benefit for your paces.
>>2496630You know what? Just abandon ship at this point if you don't have any umas you want to keep or a good stash for GL. There's a *usable* speed card coming in a week, you could try to reroll for it with a new account and actually play the game, at least in unity.Or you can save current one for later and play on a new one to have a better grip on playing... WITH cards.
>>2496659post your flower
>>2496659Flower was yet another gaslight.
>>2496663Soulless behaviour
>>2496654All Umas are.
>>2496644I hate Falco's and Rickey's parade outfits so much. They look stupid
>>2496666Quads of truth!
>>2496659If you're running her you need to have taiki pace on your team as well
>>2496663I wanna keep all of my umas, ESPECIALLY my Smart Falcon.
>>2496673
>>2496677Don't listen to him, keep your chin up, save up for the GL banner and then roll for Tachyon, but not all out as you need it for Finemo+Smaru banner in august
>>2496577ty
>>2496652Mambo and Bakushin's alts are technically sports festival outfits, not cheerleader ones. But then going by that logic then Rickey and Falco's are parade outfits
>>2496681huge improvement
>>2496681I feel like something is weird in my brain because I don't care for long hair unless it's specifically orange/reddish.
>>2496681This her aged 5 years?
JongyMajsoul Friends Room 80457(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80457
>>2496691No that's just actual Shiraoki-sama chilling. She visits fuku sometimes.
>>2496675>have Flower but not Taiki>Unless I have extremely bad luck, I can unlock her in 8 days from the legend racesSo if the cm starts a couple of days after the 31st I should be able to build a Taiki to pair with Flower. Interesting
>>2496681That's not Fuku, anons...
>>2496666Taishin with flower unique has the highest winrate out of everyone btw
>>2496675Why Taiki specifically? Because she's one of the better paces? For meme value?>>2496664She's not that good despite the stats. The Finemo agemasen really hurts, and combined with no Mile S I bought a bunch of skills to improve the odds of getting a good parent instead of focusing on her as a racer. She has yet to win a single practice race.Not pictured: Slipstream, PTO, Radiant, Barcarole, and her own unique.
>>2496696Sex with a goddess is fine too
>>2496696Who is more evil between these two?
>>2496698Is that why my end Kawakami is so bad? No Flower unique?
Is there a longer version of opera o's song from umayuru?
>>2496613It would be silky smooth on account of her hair oil routine.
>>2496663>good stash for GLThat anon is prob hovering at over a spark
>>2496696this guys comic is the reason i started liking Machan so much. bro is Kino
>>2496706The instrumental version is in TM Opera O's opening IIRC.
>>2496698You can pop red maru's unique instead and it would work the same.
>>2496704Shiraoki-sama isn't evil but a benevolent goddess!>>2496706 (me)Nvm found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hb00BktXEM
Small jig.https://jiggie.fun/GuNOZR
>>2496716I'm fucking retarded that's just the entire episode as a music video, fugg.
any jiggies? I'm tired of losing all my clocks on nigga kinen
>>2496724No
>>2496705If you're the SS+ kawakamibro, why don't you post the hakuraku race data so we can analyze what goes wrong with her?
>>2496730I have no such data. I value my account too much to risk it with 3rd party tools regardless of how safe it is perceived.
>>2496730NTA but her ult is borderline useless and that doesn't help when everyone else's isn't
>>2496736Chuck Norris isn't even human man, it's unfair!
>>2496707Imagine...
>>2496736
Sorry danchou, I'm flatlining today because there's a chemical accident next to my house and a tank with thousands of gallons of hazardous material is either going to spill or explode.
>>2496761Get out there and mutate yourself into an anti-flatliner.
>>24966923/4
>>2496761
>>2496713gaslight dancer...
>>2496720its dober
>>2496778
>>2496786Nature is brutal
>>2496788That was El
>>2496789El what?
>>2496790Condor
>>2496791What's she doing?
>>2496790https://litter.catbox.moe/x4ke3ll8awlymo9c.mp3
>>2496799I hate Puerto Ricans so much. They're basically american spics.
>>2496802>american spics... so they're like anything else south of the American border, sans Brazil?
>>2496802What the fuck does that have to do with Kentuckians?
>>2496811Everything.
Where is everyone?
>>2496819America: Working and getting homeSEA: Probably just waking up and heading to workEurope: Asleep
>>2496819I just got hone. Gonna slam some Gin and grind aces.
>>2496819Getting ready for the races tonight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC7LB66u3zw
>>2496819Doing something else after the melty in the beginning of the thread
>>2496819https://files.catbox.moe/b3qi2x.mp3
>>2496819East 1
>>2496681
>>2496819Dragging another dogshit failure run across the finish line for event points.Every Wedding Fine run I've done has been cursed.
>>2496819Sleepy time
>>2496826
>>2496551Old school DnB/jungle for dj'ing
Thanks for the replies, thought you were at the watchalong or something, hope you are having a fine day
>>2496819Gemini is killing my will to go on.
>>2496841I'm personally waiting for it, I'm still very sour about what happened today so I'm not really even posting.
>>2496819I'm pulling a McQueen irl and eating a big fat piece of cake at a posh cafe.Currently regretting it.
East 2!
>>2496841>watchalongThat's in 1 1/2 hours.>>2496845If it's about the thread, I apologize. I got heated too and said some things I probably should've not.
>>2496849Fucking finally
>>2496819I can't believe how many careers I'm gluing with mile A...
You think Taiki could max speed with an 8* speed parent and no speed card?
couldve taken the win twice there but i cant calculate minipoints so i wasnt sure if that was gonna kill youwanted to keep playing
>>2496857Gutsmaxxing? Probably not
This mile CM scares meMy fronts just crumble to daring strike ends, I try ends and the fronts are just too far ahead:[
>>2496850>1 1/2 hours.Fuck I thought it would be sooner than that. Maybe it's time to sleep.
>>2496551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA&list=RDQWaWsgBbFsA&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQZN01Cqzek&list=RDGQZN01Cqzek&start_radio=1
>>2496857I maxed speed on Seiun (0% growth) for the Chuck Cup, it's definitely doable for Taiki.
>>2496850Fuck I'm gonna be drunk already by then
>>2496850Unless you're one of the backseat jannies, everything is cool. If you are one of them, know that you are the cancer that is killing /v/ma and the direct reason i don't draw for you guys all that much now.
>>2496872I'm trying 3 guts 3 witit probably won't even be hard to max speed I'm more worried about her power
>>2496870has justice made anything good recently
orphans status: failed & raped
GG jongiesNice dealer run at the start there
>>2496879have no clue, Stress was just the first track which came to mind, I really should listen to more music or play some
nah that game was absolute cheeks lmaogg jongers
I just wasted all my luck on mahjong
>>2496888BRICKED
>>2496877>i don't draw for you guys all that much now.:(
>>2496888do a career right now actuallyits your lucky day
Prairie Meadows Race 1. Pick your winner!
>>2496877>backseat jannyI warned everyone that it was a loud minority and that it was generally better not to provoke them, said no to the poll, complained the lack of a neutral vote on the poll, and pointed how anomalous the 13 votes in <4 minutes was based on personal experiences(acquiescing that there could've been other factors at play.)So yeah I'm more or less a backseat janny by my own definition, how about you?>>2496874What the fuck are you doing being drunk at 8 PM? You drown your sorrows at 9.>>2496869Sorry anon. It was the only compromise I could manage with the Euros, hence why I was agitated last thread.
>>2496894SHUT UP MAN
>>2496886It really was. Many rounds I was sitting one from tenpai and did not draw a single good tile the entire time.
>>2496888>Casually gets tripsGo do a 10roll right fucking now
>>2496890Hard to get in the mood when the most annoying faggot you've ever spoken to will just derail the thread by shitting his diaper about /vg/ anyway.
>/horse/ is deadLong live the horse.
>>2496896I got off a double shift man, I deserve a few drinks
>>2496888Nah it was all skill clubmateWuv you
>>2496904>/herse/ is /hearse/No...
>>2496902Sorry you feel that way anon, I hope we can all collectively become better. I don't want this to end
>>2496894I'll go with Leapin' TY Man.
>>2496893my borrows are already gone...
>>2496894>scratchedLooks like that horse went on a Surprise Road Trip
>>2496909Then fucking take care of the community instead of driving everyone away. Eventually you WILL run out of enemies to hang and you will hang your allies, until you are alone with no one to hang but yourself.
>>2496894>HELADO
>do some cleaning>go for a walk>take a nap>metaposting is still going onRough day, huh.
Hachimii Hachimii Ha-chi-miii, hayakuuu
>>2496915people keep bringing it up for some reason
Oh fuck I forgot Taiki needs some medium sparks for MANT. That's one borrow wasted.
I don't have a single good MANT parent with a Mile pink.Unrelated to that I really love the button that hides a post and all replies to it.
>>2496906>double shiftWhat the fuck are you doing drinking at 8? You should've been drunk at 2!>>2496913You are collectively punishing an entire thread of at least 40 people for the actions of around 3 people, and that's including that one schizo who literally only exists to false flag /uma/ and /vm/a and isn't an actual resident of either.I understand why it'd be difficult to be motivated when 2.5% of the thread is retards fighting, but I REALLY don't like how you're effectively treating us all as villains here.
>>2496918Because people are still extremely upset and annoyed at what happened. This thread is slow as fuck because we had people straight up say they were done for the day. Better to let sleeping dogs lie yes, but I see why people are still hurt over the whole thing.
>>2496924My $FUJIN......
>>2496923I kind of hope this doesn't hamper the watch party because I was really looking forward to it... I did make the announcement before everything went to shit, but damn...
>>2496924>A bit heavier than last timeOh?
>>2496863trying to read up on how to caluclate fu right nowwhen i get my hands on the nigga that is responisble for this shit
>>2496935I bet it all went here
>>24969246 7
>>2496937Bro it's not worth learning. We just use an app to calculate it when we play irl.
>>2496943WHAT THE FUCK IS A SIX SEVEN!?
>>2496947
>>2496947In police codes, 10-67 signifies a report of a death or a dead body.
>>2496946i wouldve liked to know if i couldve taken that win earlier without killing that neigha though
>>2496894>>2496914And Helado is the winner of race 1.
>>2496956Splendid desuwa.
>>2496956
gemini rooma40427098
>>2496961YOUR UMAS ARE MINE!!!!!
So I got a question about practicality, if I don't have anything AT THE MOMENT is it worth trying to build fronts? Or should I focus on going triple end? Idk how high the front requirements are
>The horny thread survivedI'm noticing
>>2496968Honestly, This CM is relatively straightforward so long as you're not gutsmaxxing. Gutsmaxxing is inherently highrolly so it might take more time to get an ace than a traditional build
>>2496968Taishin is really strong, your fronts need to be really good if you go triple. Meta is 2 fronts + Taishin. Other ends are also strong but metapick is her.
>>2496961Never expected end to be viable for mile but open-mindedness is what wins CMs.
>>2496976nice falco
Race 2, pick your winner!The uma I took care of is related to one of these horses!
>>2496926I'll be at the watch party don't worry anon. This really didn't affect me that much desu
>>2496955That's fair I guess. I mean, I avoided ron'ing him that game too. I don't think either of us were overcoming a 45k point difference for first though.Anyway, these may help you if you want to be serious about Fu. Most hands end up pretty similar.https://riichi.wiki/Fu#Shortcuts_for_Counting
>>2496976The only thing I've learned from the test rooms is that Taishin is the uma to beat this CM
>>2496988Potentially.
>>2496980MAKWEEN's King
>"don't worry about debuffers in mile"Bullshit, I've seen a decent amount of people going 1 end +2 debuffers full of hesitant + keen eye and usually end up getting second to them
>>2496980MAKWEENS KING (me)
>>2496980MAKWEEEEEEEEEN
>>2496980Wait some people actually write KWEEN?
>>2496980GETOUTYOURWALLET
I've two separate instances of anons reaching UG+ with gutsmaxxing front runners, my question is. How viable is it to the traditional builds with escape artist?
>>2496988I'm so proud of my chud daughter. I would have loved her even if she was a 3000m+ one trick pony.
>>2496980KING
>>2496980Tiz Happy, I like their name.
I wuv you guys, no matter what <3
>>2497006I just love her. I wish I could have a Taishin wife.
>>2496980#7 Sand Paynter wins race 2.
When is the watchalong starting? I haven't seen a single episode from the anime and watching it with you guys will be the only way I do so
>>2497013H8 YOU!!!!!!wuv (you)....
>>249702230 bings or so
Genuinely forgot is the oaks a mile or a medium
>>24970262400 Medium
>>2497026Medium. If you want to take the rules seriously, mares only.
>>2497026exact same track as derby
I wish that was me if you know what I mean
>>2497037I don't know why you'd want to be a floating glass.
>>2497022What time zone are you in?You can also look at the world2ch thread for a list of common time zones. (The MotD's second link has the link to the thread.)
/VM/A NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>2497037A classroom?
>>2497046Kino
>>2497045I honestly haven't been to a watchalong in fucking ages so forgive me for saying that I don't understand a single thing you said
>>2497046>TRAINANMuteki>WATCHANMATI>LISTENANRush's Snakes and Arrows album>READAN'The Shadow of What Lost' by James Islington>EATANTex Mex>DRINKANJack Rabbit Gin>FAPPANNot feeling it>FEELANDespair
Race 3. Pick your winner!>>2497046>TRAINANFlower.>WATCHANPrairie Meadows>LISTENANSirens outside my house.>READANSmut>EATANHad a chiliburger and fries earlier.>DRINKANDr Pepper earlier, about to have gatorade.>FAPPANSee Readan>FEELANHope the stirrer got banned.
>>2497050Y'know what, fuck it. Here, let me just...Some time and date conversions:Unix: 1779494400Japan: 2026/5/23 @ 9:00 AM JSTAmerica: 5/22/2026 @ 2:00 PM HST, 4:00 PM AKDT, 5:00 PM PST & MST, 6:00 PM MDT, 7:00 PM CDT, 8:00 PM EDTEurope: 23/5/2026 @ 12:00 AM BST, 1:00 AM WEST, 2:00 AM CEST & KALT, 3:00 EEST & MSK & TRT
>>2497050See >>2495731Starts in ~15 mins
>>2497056Let's continue my losing streak! I'm gonna bet on Mercy Warren, because Warren's gonna need Mercy once I'm done with this thread.
