>Gemini Cup (June 4th)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.png>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbMonthly Schedule (May)https://files.catbox.moe/v6dfqz.jpgRandom PvP race generatorhttps://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaPrevious:>>2509316With a week left to go how are your uma musume feeling?
I miss big mama....
>uma musuMAY
Alright, how about some rooms to start the thread?
Guess we're in JP time apparently
gg jongods best game ive played in a whilethis was fucking sick
>>2512384I love that picture of Super Creek like the photographer was actively trying to lean into the heel angle at the time.
Super Creek took my URA finals virginity.
>>2512384>With a week left to gooh yeah, CM in a week, i guess it's time to start with Cancer parents
Horses are very cool animals, creek has so much aura in that picture it's insane
>>2512139>>2512162RIP BOZO
I never watched cingray, did creek ever have access to zone?
>>2512414more like hokko taruMEH
What is the official /v/ma past time. Yugioh or Mahjong?
>>2512405gg jongers until next time
>>2512414Literally Hokwho???
>>2512414OP here, an apology if it was meant to be a Hokko one. I like both
Any drawfag around? please draw a torena hitting his uma but then Frederick Nietzsche (with a big yellow T hat) stepping up and saving her.
>>2512418i love jonging
>>2512414>titmogged%
>>2512425Explain the niche ass reference lol
>>2512418It's actually sudoku.
Howkk Touah
>>2512418I'm playing the only game that makes me seethe more than MANT: EU5
>>2512401Down for rooms
>>2512414>they skipped a currently birthday uma in burgerhours Funniest thing I've seen
Hokkobros....
>>2512428He had a nervous breakdown after seeing someone whip a horse. Possibly caused by syphilis.
>>2512428the turin horse incident>On January 3, 1889, Friedrich Nietzsche walked into legend—and straight out of sanity. In Turin, he saw a carriage driver thrashing a horse. Shaken, he flung his arms around the animal, kissed it, and broke down in sobs. Hours later, he collapsed. He would never recover.
>>2512434My bad I swear someone said we were already too late for a hokko OP. I got gaslit
>>2512429What the hell am i looking at?>t. Never ONCE solved a sudoku
Creek OP is fine, don't feel bad OP
>>2512424All good. I'll just refrain from requesting umas for the OPs from now on.
>>2512431Is it really as bad as I hear?
>>2512439No one did bro
Hokkochads....
>>2512438Jesus christ.
>/vm/ - meta
>>2512446As an apology I will spark hokko and eat the sweet rolls
>>2512401Host 'em
>>2512456This but unironically
Hokkobros on suicide watch
>>2512384
Rudolf refuses to give me good sparks so I will dry her until she behaves
>>2512461UHHHHHH CLANKERBROS????
it could be Ralphie from The Sopranos (with a big yellow T hat) beating the fuck out of an uma (just like the Tracee scene) before Nietszche (big yellow T hat edition) shows up and saves her.
>>2512293The good luck continues!But I didn't get mile S
>>2512463I still don't know who that is and frankly, I'm okay with that
>>2512461>It's another smart falcon domination episode
>>2512461>None of umas I'm building are thereNo...
>>2512447>Is it really as bad as I hear?It's hard to explain. At its core it's one of the best grand strategy games i have ever played but it's riddled with bugs and oversights and unintended mechanic flaws. Basically a game in early access that has immense >potential that was released unfinished. A lot of your runs will end when you hit some kind of wall that ruins your campaign. When it's great it's great and when it's bad it's extremely frustrating to the point of wanting to pull your hair out.
we don't really need newmas OP if I'm going to be honest and this thread is a proof of that
>>2512461I AM SO VINDICATEDI'VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE SMART FALCON IS THE BEST RUNNER OF CM14I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT SPARKLY STARDOM BRO, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
>>2512468HOOOEHHH
>>2512479She is hard as balls to build though...
>>2512468HOW DOES SHE KEEP DOING IT LADS
I swear every CM is the same pattern for me, consisting of:getting a relative highroll with my favorite after a mere 1-2 runs, building the rest of the team, realizing the favorite underperforms, and spamming runs with her for the next 2 weeks to try to improve her (and failing).
>>2512477We don't discriminate here, we wuv dacchis and JP
>>2512461The bird from hell never left.
>>2512484Yeppers, remember that all umas were once newmas
Anyone want a yoitomake in these trying times?
>>2512481Yeah trying to get mile S on her is a humiliation ritual, even with MANT parents. Mine is kind of last minute so it's whatever. I decided to switch to a 4 wit deck instead of 2 speed because I was capping speed easily due to her 20% speed growths. My wit has been in the 1000-1100, but I'd prefer for it to be capped and wit Bourbon really fucking blows so it's good to have one extra. And nah I'm not bothering gutsmaxing my fronts, I prefer to go for wit/abilities, saves you time as well. My parents for Falco to get 10 turf sparks are half old and the inspirations are noticeably worse, so this isn't really ideal for me but I've got time to keep cranking em out
>>2512484we're playing global these umas are literally who and we don't know a thing about them at least OP is sane enough to understand that
>>2512488I don't know what that is
>>2512481once you get your parents it's a breeze, Falco just blitzes through her career even with 0 skills i swear im using 2 clocks at most with an average somewhere around 0.3 per career, this dork is very fun to run
>>2512490I get it but at the same time, there are a lot of newmas that are staples to /v/ma culture (ai, chrono, algeria, etc) so it's okay. We wuv all umas.
>>2512461Smart falcon is fucking crazy dog
>>2512494Swiss roll cake with haskap jam topping.
>>2512490You are clearly arguing in bad faith so no more replies from me
>>2512496THIS falco is one of the few umas I feel comfortable not buying skills until the end for max discount
My thoughts on newmas:
>>2512496>once you get your parentsHahaha...
>>2512501bwo here, one of the guys that destroyed our thread forever is an anti-jp schizo that also has meltys over newmas, thread carefully i think i recognize the poster
>>2512490She'll be here in november though. It's the banner after Kita and Dia Blanco
>>2512505I was about to agree with you until I realized the list of umas I want that aren't in the game at all yet is kinda long.
>>2512496you say that but you can still get fucked up by Seeking the Pearl early on and so such, also depends on if you're doing some of those sprint races which can be dodgy. Generally speaking though yeah she doesn't drop races
>>2512499That honestly sounds like it kinda slaps
Newmas are just friends we haven't met yet.
You know despite being the idol uma I don't think I've heard falco sing
disregard the retards post newmas you're waiting for or just like
>>2512516Go play her jam on the jukebox now
>>2512517Your jukebox?
>>2512518WHOOOOOOOOOOSH
backshots in the backroom
>>2512509lurked /uma/ from time to time, is that the faggot that constantly linked /umajp/ whenever a dacchi showed up? Damn...
>>2512519meant for>>2512517
Sorry Danchou, I don't have enough TP to do another double TP run, I will play Blood Bowl II while I wait
>>2512523There's something profoundly funny about falcon's existence
>>2512509>thread carefullyHue
>>2512518I am strong, i will wait for her, and i will get her!
>>2512518I really REALLY want Forever Young. Watching him be a beast before retirement is such a great experience
>>2512523but enough about Curren
>>2512532>Forever Fraud
>>2512444Variant sudoku. You can try one here!https://sudokupad.app/9x8mwba1xt
>>2512524yes, due to that poster and another impossible schizo I abandoned that place because it's straight up unusable, but I'll leave it at that because beyond the warning, this tale doesn't belong here
>>2512523>ynr a zoomer director is making an A24 backrooms movieI am a zoomer myself and this feels wrong
I say it with all sincerity when I say I hate newmas. They have no value. They only exist to steal content from the Umas I actually care about.
>>2512518I quite like this FAT FUCK
>>2512518For me, it's the mile autist.
>>2512540Windybro..
>>2512211>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/393390809/>first Acute fanart found wasn't even 2 hours after her announcement>already 4 pieces by midnightIt was the fluffy hair wasn't it.
>>2512518I know her PR isn't the best due to hornyposting and I will admit, she is very sexy, but I do want her, and Gimlet, and a few others but most excited I am for Tran-chan
I swear as a newfag I'll always see random ass umas I've never seen in my life. Its so funny
>ref/vg/ees can't stop bringing up their garbage board
>>2512540Did you also hate when the Newfag 7 were added to Starlight Stage?
>>2512549gwo...
>>2512542Japan uses the metric system i don't fucking understand why she loves miles
>>2512548We just had fifth anniversary, game had its fifth one this yearWe have a lot of umas coming up
>>2512518I drew some OC that included her and after spending so much time looking at the details of her, I grew fond of her. I don't even know anything about her. I just want her in the game so I can get to know her.
In time all newmas become oldmas
>>2512521What's with the influx of Zephyrganda lately? I haven't put in the call to start on her yet.
>>2512541Architectbros, what is our plan here?
>>2512557There's something inherently funny about her
>>2512552No. Just no...
Gemini rooma84689026
>>2512553She uhhh won a lot of miles, like a LOT, look at this shit
>>2512518I'm not sure she even counts as a newma due to being an OC, but I definitely want to fuck and marry her.
>>2512564French teio is based on a real horse though, it's treve
>>2512560Two.... >>2512557Before i found out about her, i heard her song on the album. That song was great, and left a good first impression on me.https://youtu.be/UI1X2rpS0xs
>>2512564benis :D
>>2512564Anon, I am so very sorry, but she is french, and thus will never be playable
>>2512567How did they get the rights of montjeu but not the other french horses?
>>2512564Hehe, my venus penus, of course, hehe
>>2512564>Still no spurdo of BENIS BARK :DDDDDD
>>2512561>didn't make it in time to join or spectateIts dober
>>2512563>One sprint G1 winAha! A faker! I knew it! She doesn't like miles at all!
>>2512571...They didn't ask?
Would you guys cope if you can't stop getting Style sparks in your main parent? I don't know how first rates or whales do it man...
>>2512563should've glued after no epithet from nhk
>>2512558Just got off the phone with head architect Akebono, we will ALL be sparking
Do you guys think yanko will do well in L'Arc?
Maybe I don't play enough but I can't see myself just killing a run before it's over.
>>2512588no
>>2512588I dunno.
>>2512496ive been fronting for like half a year now and i legit dont have a single good groundwork sparkits really rough sometimes
>>2512588French turf is basically swamp which is basically dirt so we will see
>>2512571It's probably a lot of money for something they aren't getting a return on. Montjeu won't be in the gacha, the authenticity is solely for the wow factor.
>>2512580Why wouldn't they?
is autoplay enabled on all modern jp careers?can you turn it in the midst of a run?
>>2512589>Maybe I don't play enoughYes, that is why. Do 5 MANT borrows a day for 2 months and you'd be killing runs like crazy.
Kinda fucked up that people can own the rights to a horse. It's a living thing for gods sake.
>>2512588keibafags say he's too heavy but i believe in him
>>2512589i play a fair amount and don't do it either, it creates a negative reinforcement when things don't go your way at every step
*mogs EVERYONE in tracen academy*
>>2512588Nay.
>got Rio from blue archive in 10 pullsSorry danchou, my will to play that game has reignited. Im joining the flatlineGODS and letting Seiun take the wheel
>>2512607Bakushin would win
>>2512470This run was basically as good as I could hope for except no mile S and better greens would have been nice.I guess I hold onto this and work on my last ace now.
>>2512603Hes like 560kg he will actually sink in the swampy conditions
>>2512561Cheer Halo wins. Round 2 22295071
falconeighas are you guys running plancha?wondering if i could just do without it having trouble getting a good parent setup
>>2512541For me it's this fat fuck too. I just wanna bully her. Sexually too.
>>2512607Who the hell is Images (51)?
>>2512607Yup that's a legend there
>>2512588He'll job. My nigga Admire Terra will win it instead
>>2512614>7 frontsend my life
>>2512617THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE of course
>>2512615Yeppers, Plancha and Angling and Cacao is an autowin build
>>2512584Wasn't aware we worked for her. Not entirely against it
Gemini is just Aries all over again. I make multiple Kawakamis every day, none of them will be good enough to win, and I'll lose in Group B finals. It's like poetry, they rhyme.
>>2512625but cacao is kinda bad no?not BAD bad, but ehh
>>2512607>Gets balls chopped off>Free from the influence of women>Becomes a generation talent and top 1 of his category What did they mean by this?
>>2512609Alright anon, your vacation is approved for the meantime because she is cute. Just remember to send your daily wuv you....or there will be consequences...
>Pressing f5 endlessly until a new room appears and I can test my new acesIs this how ourschizo felt every day?
>>2512634You can always host your own rooms.
>>2512629Cacao is pretty good because it's free midrace plus combine it with sparkly stardom and no clanker or hag can overtake you
>>2512634You can just make a room you know...
>>2512635>>2512638YADA
>>2512634Just host at that point
>>2512634>f5BRO JUST PRESS R
>>2512638>>2512635NTA but im lazy so I don't host rooms either, editing stuff is a pain
>H*stI JUST WANNA JOIN
These are kinda lewd looking
>>2512518The best
>>2512646Ikr? Covered ears are erotic
>>2512637i guess the timing specifically makes it good to counteract bobos which are usually the biggest problem in my experience
>>2512588No and I don't think he'll actually enter
>>25126147 Fronts. Front wins.Round 3 79971779
>>2512649Yeppers.Smart falcon really might be one of the most valuable units in the game in terms of dominance
Just dont expect a good edit of the results screen since I'm phonepostingCm1461881309
>>2512652What would be the top 5 most valuable umas in the game?
>>2512642i literally just go into mspaint and put a rectangle on peoples namesit really doesnt take long
>>2512607Only below 1400m though
>>2512651what a beast, i didn't even field the right falco
>>2512655Way too much work brometheus
>>2512652if youve got a proper setup with a buncha different groundwork parents i highly agree then shes honestly up there with the real big hitters
>>2512650Why not?
I wanna join rooms but I have 0 aces, I only get them when people are already doing next CM rooms
>>2512654For me1. Valentines Bourbon2. Xoguri3. Summer Maruzensky 4. Smart Falcon5. Silence SuzukaHM: Taiki Shuttle, Mejiro Dober
>>2512663I'll probably host some last-minute rooms before CM. I have a team but two of them are placeholders so just trying to make something better in the meantime
>>2512461>MayanoI-is this the power of Fast Learner?
>>2512663I have aces but im a filthy wageoid that doesn't play on his phone so I'm stuck here in my cuck office chair
>>2512668Maya as a third front with NSM i imagine
>>2512654Golshi, and everyone has herfor proof see the poll for which uma won the most plats
Damn I jobbedAnother50386889
Everyone is so much better than me, nothing I ever make that I'm proud of lasts once I see what people make here
>>2512673>nose>neckKino finish
>>2512672>the poll for which uma won the most platsI might have missed it, can you repost it?
>>2512676
>>2512676if it makes you feel any better despite having decent scores my Umas are still absolute dogshit and I'm going to B finals 100%
>>2512676There are dozens of others here weaker than you, be proud of your own strength
>>2512651Silence Susan wins.Round 4 85909560
>>2512678https://poal.me/tep3fm
>>2512686My HERO went up so much from the last time I looked at the results.
she hit EVERYTHING and she still couldn't win fuck this CM and fuck front runners and fuck ends and fuck miles fuck everything
>have 3 aces>all can win publics>still haven't joined any rooms here because I'm a hyper perfectionist and consider them not ready to face my RIVALS yetIs this a sign of autism?
>>2512695You're definite autistic, but don't let that prevent you from joining rooms. Perhaps you need a humbling by one of our dark horses. If you do wipe the floor with everyone, then that should be more reaffirmation that you're in a good spot
>>2512695>humble braggingKILL YOURSELF
>>2512693Why don't you run oonige debuffer to kill the fronts?
>>2512673Still 6/9
>>2512702how do you expect me to do that?
>>2512702Both blockers and debuffers were always a gaslight.
>>2512698>If you do wipe the floor with everyoneThat's the goal, and my aces are not quite there yet. They still need a bit of fine tuning (fast learner) in the lab
>>2512708Rice VILLAIN trainer btw
>>2512686Super fuckin funny how gold ship (free unit btw) mogs every other uma
>>2512438>He would never recoverHe's permanently insane? Orf he died?
>>2512684Clanker wins.Last round 89053636
>>2512712Because every plat where gold ship was viable was a gold ship cup
Follower list status?
Scary SeiunLast one for now80980585
>>2512706Really?>>2512705It's dober
>>2512712
>>2512712Longkino is skill-based and F2P-friendly.
>>2512718I made a haku link for this race, do people want these along the ingame pic?https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=BET32Z4pA7tf-dnF8RnSw2FO
>>2512724Yeppers.
>>2512717ive got like 400 but the parents that i put up are usually mediocre or hyper specific
>>2512724I like the site and the data it provides. Personally I'd say please do
I like the wedding rendition of Girls Legend U in this event, but when are we getting something that tops disco Umapyoi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldgMW4g_23Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpI7sZ3FmLI
>>2512721OG Taurus and Gemini were a roulette of whoever could proc their recoveries
>>2512724Woah, that's pretty neat.
LUCKY LUCKY
>>2512740Fukutard club
>>2512724now make a haiku about it
>>2512718>>2512715>>25126842nd place every fucking timeI don't know if you people understand how frustrating it is to spend hours upon hours remaking the same Uma over and over again just for all of them to not be good enough
>>2512718Holy Taishin Testo zooming through the blob of umas during the curve. I kneel.Thanks for the races. I really need to go farm Mile S and stronger umas now lol
How long does the wedding banner have left? I still haven't decided whether I pull on it or not
>>25127442nd place against these roided umas means 1st place against the group A shitters.
>>2512744Princess bro, to get second in a room like that I'd say you're doing something right. The odds are against you but you're getting in the top 3, that's a good sign
>>2512738>>2512729>>2512726Thanks, I wasn't the host of the race, just spectating but I'll keep it in mind when I host.
>>2512748That Taishin dash was nuts. I believe in potential man. Good races and thanks for hosting
>>2512742There's actually not a single fukutard in /v/ma
>>2512651How am I supposed to get that many speed greens, FCM (don't have NTR) AND have a borrow slot for Escape Artist... I feel like I can't
>>2512744Should have been a metawhale instead of a handsome prince.
ADD SOME FUCKING ITEMS TO THE SHOP ALREADY DO YOU WANT MY MONEY OR NOT
>>2512750My GOAT inari one is in 2 days so 2 days left
>>2512715Thanks for joining
>>2512762BUY THE GUTS ANKLETS
>>2512763You say she's your GOAT and yet...where's all the inariganda?
>>2512764GGs thanks for hostanstill working on refining my guys but i'll try and host some in a few days
>>2512748>>2512764Thanks for hosting!
Gemini Cup 27033857370338573
>>2512759Explain this
>>2512743Fuck your debufferSeiun Sky wins foreverJoin /v/ma's discord
>all these roomsGood thread
>>2512744I wouldn't know since I always endeavor to find out if the build makes sense conceptually before I start trying to min-max.
>>2512773You know you can remove the names by pressing that box thing in the top rightalso there's no way that's real! you edited her in somehow
>>2512570We already have a couple of half-French. Is there a dmaximum amount of French blood that is allowed?
>>2512760Escape artist is obviously good to have but i feel like a good set of speed skills can make up for it, it's better to just borrow NTR for FCM, double speed greens on top is a bit overkill i just thought it would be funny
>>2512766>hurr durr why aren't you whoring out your umaI'm gatekeeping her, she's MINE
>>2512777checked m-m-m-mileKINO saved trackblazer
>>2512783Unironically extremely based
>>2512783Those honkers will be mine when we get the festival banner
>>2512783Based. Don't be like Ines Fujin.
>>2512792NanoBROKEN
>>2512760>>2512782I'll throw my hat in the ring and say that you don't need mimic your fuarking rivals build perfectly to have success in a CM. As for whether to borrow Helios or NTR, it depends, but for fronts, I feel that speed really only becomes factor in holding your lead at the end of the race, but you wont be able to hold the lead if you dont get into front with mid-race stuff, and Escape Artist is good for that but...it's an agemasen, and the card itself is kinda shit. It's up for debate. But on some umas you might not need all that extra speed that NTr brings, but you still wanna bring Kitasan for Curvature. So Idk. In an ideal world you could have both, but regardless of what you go with, just make sure you load em up with mid-race stuff. NTR's gold can be made up for with good speed greens/firm conditions lite etc.Obviously finding spring runner is pretty damn rare honestly as it's not really on any cards other than random hints. Left handed is much harder to get than right handed but i try to breed it in, sometimes you get it randomly from winning races or having a random suzuka event pop up. Firm conditions pretty plentiful in its base state
>>2512792Hmmm... I think I'll draw Fujin again
>>2512321>>2512347>>2512362using a drawing tablet is fun. have a shitty falco
>>2512771Nobody wants to race?
>>2512799>No attention grabbing imageThat was your first mistake....
>>2512799I think we might be tired out as some of those races were sitting out of 6/9 for a little bit and just ended. Personally I only wanted to do a couple, now back to the mines as its a work in progress. Maybe some other peeps can join
>>2512798Curren drew this
Gutsmaxxing is so fun, haha. Turns out if you never get good trainings and don't get to spend half your currency you won't get a strong ace, who would've thought. Naturally this is the first run where Finemo actually gave out Speed Star :^)
>>2512804>those statlinesPerfectly balanced, as all things should be...
>>2512798Right away, my queen...
>>2512801I only just woke up from a nap, I'm filled with regret. And pizza.
>>2512810damn I'm jealous I could really go for a 'za right now
>>2512804Gutsmaxxing not worth it on non backliners
>>2512799People don't want to hog the room spots after a while, but they shouldn't worry.
>>2512771Tamamo Cross better Oguri Cap confirmed54606679
>>2512798saved
>>2512571Because Montjeu was racing under the Irish banner.
What are Frontfags running for late speed? I can't fit Barcarole or Pulse in my current setup
>>2512820you get them from grandparents
Thinking about it, is every danchou burnt out? I remember when the danchous of the big 5 would host CM rooms
>>2512813Pacers aren't great this CM, she needs every advantage she can get. And don't tell me to borrow the Neck and Neck card, Head-On always procs at the last possible moment for me.
>>2512820I gamble on mile/front straights personally. There's so much stuff I need to buy that yeah I generally dont have any extra SP for other stuff. You just pray that hitting angling is enough and it's not like the last straight is incredibly long either
>>2512820Just barcarole, but you're not running it over A&S/Plancha.
>>2512816Room for one more trainer.
>>2512824Regarding the big 5>/v/ma danchouCasual >Der/v/ danchouBurnt out around unity>Oy Neigh danchouBurnt out during MANT>/v/mapyoi danchouBurnt out during MANT>/v/mers danchouBurnt out during MANTSo yeah kinda
>>2512824my danchou's not burnt out he's just an underachiever, but maybe he had the right idea after all
>>2512824I miss danchou's CM rooms
>>2512834Womder how /v/agabonr's is holding up.
AAAAH Why is the Official account posting WHOMA NEWMAS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
>>2512823>>2512827>>2512830My Grandparents are always a mix of Seiun or Bourbon, lots of inbreeding happening rn. I guess Vaudeville could be a good cope????
>>2512839Burnt out and waiting for MANT to be over
>>2512834You know, the more I learn about this MANT fella the less I like himI mean, this guy is a real jerk!
>>2512839kek, /v/agaboner
>>2512824Speaking of MANT, I've felt more determined than ever before, and I don't know why.
>>2512841>I guess Vaudeville could be a good cope?Yeah it's not bad. Festival Rudolf and McQueen's unique are pretty good cope GPs too.
>>2512834I can't fucking believe it, the burger manwhore /v/madanchou was the smartest one all along, what a cheeky fucking bastard
>>2512848I thought I did, for two daysand then I got hit with the worst fucking fatigue possible and realized I need to stick to 1-2 careers a day again. This mode is brutal...
>>2512840>He doesn't know Flower>He doesn't know the Sexiest Mare>He doesn't know the uhhh Zephyr?
>>2512846Marcus Adrian Nolan Thatcher? What a terrible guy!
>>2512834>Burnt out around unitylmao
>>2512851Is it a retelling of the tortoise and the hare, or is it the message from war games,>Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>2512816King Halo edges out Oguri for the win and another Nishino gets sent to the farm upstate.No more races for now. Thanks for joining.
>>2512839We've got an uptick in rank so I see it as a plus, now all I have to do is finish my CM team so I can get 2nd in A Finals again.
>>2512861Here is the Hakuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=N6uOGHOvUHT5J0wQQQGo4dtm
>>2512856>>>>ThatcherYeah that guy's cooked. Noty even the devil will want his soul.
>>2512861nice to see variety
>>2512848So did I for the first 3 CMs and it worked since I won all of them, now im TIRED dude
I walked through blood and bones... In the streets of Nakayama, trying to find my trainee
>>2512866Based Thatcher hater
Just a bit more bros....
>>2512870Anon you are in a butchers shop, don't think that's where she isIn fact you are probably tresspassing
>>2512870Reminds me of that tragedy
>>2512870turns out she was in northern Hokkaido
>>2512589If it's predebut and I get hit with slow metabolism/night owl/fail a training, that's an instaglue because it's not worth trying to fix it if I'm not gonna use up all 5 borrows anyway. I do finish all the runs that make it to the first inspiration, though, since MANT runs can shit out nice grandparents even if the ace run fails
>>2512880Tomakomai, actually. You should visit there sometime
>normpostingthis place really is unc central
>>2512889Is there anything to do in tomakomai other than hokko?
Nobody wuvs you when you're down and out
>>2512846I think we should kill MANT. Me and you go suicide, kill him.
>>2512890What gave it away? The fact that its a well known fact theres a dude in his 50s and one in his 60s?
>>2512890I'm a zoomer and I've watched his whole repertoire several times. No soul will ever make me laugh like him again, I miss him, I got his book too
>>2512890The Limewire links that occasionally get posted weren't a give-away?
>>2512890One of my clubmates has a whole ass daughter
>>2512893In truth, anon, I never really Wuved you, or anyone in the club, all those wuv you's were hollowYou are all nothing more than means to the carrats and club points for me
I don't mind older people around, I'm a friend of the uncs.I also don't mind skibidi rizz zoomers or six seven sayin' young'uns. In fact I think its MAAAAAAAAAAARVE-LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS that people of so many different ages are here being happy about umas!
>>2512760FCM is only .6L or so on this track, shorter maps speed matters less and so Escape Artist is way better to secure your lead to ensure you're the one hitting Angling
>>2512909>skibidi rizzUnc....that meme is so outdated sybau.....
>>2512910True but consider that getting Mile S on Falcon is humiliating, so it could be a better idea on her specifically. What do you think?
>>2512913Outdated memes are as MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARvelous as current memes. I like oldass 2009 memes like the cereal guy or the forever alone or the FFFFFFFFUUUU guy. It's MARVELOUS! memes are one of many expressions of creativity and creativity is a MARVELOUS thing. Have a MARVELOUS day.
>>2512890Unc thread.Unc game.
When will Late get good?
>>2512321i might have messed up somewhere
>>2512914I think it does the exact same thing and I'd rather try to ensure the lead in the final corner and have it be as big as possible instead of trying to win a little more if I'm already winning. Escape Artist is also like 1.8L if you plug it into the Umalator so FCM is only really useful for helping to ensure you have greens for GW.
>>2512917>front/end closer>drowningthat's pace right nowLates wont get good for like half a year until 1 they fix OYL and two they start getting some more cards, so not until the scenario after Grand Live from what I can tell. Maybe evolved skills will help a bit too
>>2512918What the fuck?!
>>2512918I think its an improvement
>>2512918Falco if she minecraft
>>2512918Looks kinda like a smash icon
>>2512918This is too spooky
>>2512916>female 16%>female
>>2512932I don't want to alarm you, anon, but we have a woman here maybe several
>>2512932Didn't we have a single femanon drawfag? The one that wuvs Brian
>>2512916I can't believe that this year I get to be the exact target demographic for Uma.
>Mr CBT didn't finish her chain on the only Mile S run I had in my past 20 runsThis isn't even a MANT problem, every single scenario fucks me like this.
>>2512932most of the "game" focuses around sweaty pvp, real women aren't into that generally speaking. Some might like the more casual side of things. + no boys in this game, who needs em. It is truly an oji-san game
>>2512943Also, the unique charm point of the game is keiba autism, and that's a massively male dominated space while females run all the dressage and other forms of horse competition
>>2512938Say what you want, but she has good taste
>>2512892You tell me
>>2512947Yeah, I'd be interested to see what the western demographics are as that poll was a japanese focused one, and I would expect there to be more literal oji-sans who are the real demographic of keiba. For global, I imagine it skews just a little more female as the interest in horse racing just isn't as large
>>2512949Yeah I really love the artstyle
>>2512949>the anon saying "I LOVE Brian" was actually a chickOf course! only a woman would say that
>>2512953They got those sweetrolls. no?
>>2512963There's more then one Brianfag around here, I would know because I'm one of them
I need some extra terms for types of umas. So far I've got milet, turfer, and dirter. I need 3 more for... reasons, preferably 1 2-syllable and 2 1-syllables if possible.
>>2512968Stayer is for long race horses
>>2512938Still around
>>2512968Hooker for suzuka
I don't wanna alarm you lads but at least two of the drawfags are women.
>>2512975Great to hear!
>>2512976That's actually an excellent nickname for all fronts. Those fucking hookers and their angling bullshit.
>>2512976>HookerDoesn't fit that verse, plus I've already got princess (Kawakami), pauper, (Ines or Tanamo, take your pick), gambler (Nakayama), idol (Obvious), goon (Windy), king (Halo).>>2512972Stayer's good.There's not many 1-syllable terms, is there? Might have to restructure that line.
>>2512824>>2512834Saving my energy for Grand Live
>>2512977TWO???????
>>2512977Statistically that means there should be a third one who isn't, at the leastBest not to think about such things
>>2512977but our drawfags make pornwhy would women draw horsegirl porn?
>>2512977
>>2512963I mean I can see the appeal, but I personally like her sister more
>>2512995Did that anon ever finish the BiwaXBrian sex series?
>>2512834>>/v/mers danchou>Burnt out during MANTThis is gaslight disinfo. I've just been making parents in URA so I can some get 9 stars with actual top tier skill sparks faster. Plus I usually only have my Aces ready around round 1.
>>2513000my FUARKING hero
>>2513000Why is she Sans?
>>2513007Her eye does that in her ult
>>2513000but why? even if you get the whites you have such a small chance of getting them with the shit URA affinity
>>2512932>femaleYou've seen the hamplanet cosplayers right? One of them might even be from here.
Guys I am fucking tired of parent farming, I don't know what to do, I've been doing it for several days now. Not a SINGLE Power (even though I hit 1100 every time) and not a SINGLE Mile is CRAZY, I feel like I have gotten screwed by RNG so hard, but my plans include building a Seiun and the worst thing, a Smart Falcon, so I feel like I can't use any of these, the grandparents are 1 for Mile and 1 for Turf respectively but I feel like these combos of blue and pink are so fucking bad... Would you guys cope with one of these or would you still continue trying to get parents? I feel like I am not gonna get my Aces done in time but this really sucks man...
>>2513013>Pasathere's your problem she has like 6 A aptitudes
>>2513011NTA but quick questionLet's say you do a parent run in URA and MANT, both win the exact same races. Does the one made in MANT just have better affinity by default, why?
>>2513018if you race as much in URA as MANT you're going to have shit stats and not be able to finish the career nor hit 600 for the blues
>>2513013Yeah I would cope with what you got and just move on to making aces. It's okay if it's garbage so long as your borrow and grandparents are decent. You've got lots of useful white skills and MANT affinity at least. If you wait too much longer you're not gonna have enough time to make your aces, we have like a week left
What did she mean by this?
>>2513013Her inherited unique gives 0.1 accel. Stop.
Reminder that while you haven’t missed the Derby (yet), you about to miss the Pakalivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgJfv2hJVI
>>2513029I don't care about dumb bitch newmas getting new alts.
>>2513025>trainee threatens to sue/possibly blackmail over made up allegationsI really don't like where this is going. Honestly I would drop her after the race. Evil uma.
>>2513013Anon, the best parents are botted, don't bother trying to manually farm them you're going to burn out fast. You either bot them yourself and risk a ban or wait until they add the autocareer mode "soon"
>>2513025pretty hot, ngl
>>2513033Umas are manipulative and lie as easily as they breathe
>>2513034>Anon, the best parents are bottedNot necessarily, I've cooked up some good ones just on accident or running fan runs in my spare time. It's a shit show most of the time but every once in a while you get lucky.You assume that the majority of people are botting but really I think that's more of a echo chamber thing. Yes the top clubs are botting, but doesn't mean every good parent is botted. I would say they still make up a minority
>>2513039nah that faggot with the UF Oguri 100% bots
>>2512997They would never do this
>>2513039I said the 'best' parents, not just the good enough. Trying to manually parent farm to fish for the perfect parent is hell and you will burn out.
>>2513018You're gonna have lower SP since you can't buy hammers, lower stats so probably not hitting 1100 in anything other then power for better odds of 3* and 2* since you can't buy shop items, can't clock races that you lose, and aren't going to get skill hints from winning races so you'll have less white sparks. It'll also take just as long because racing is the part that takes forever in MANT between animations and loading screens, not the shops. Parent runs in MANT are chill and easy because they're brain off since you don't skip races for trainings so you just follow your schedule instead of needing to check the rainbows on G2/G3s
>>2513048That doesn't answer my question.If I do an URA run and a MANT run and both do the same races, will the affinity be the same? I'm not talking about skills or any of that. I just want to know if MANT gets an inherent affinity boost or not.
>>2513029How much longer?
>>2513051Oh no MANT inherent boost
>>2513042No idea who you're talking about, but did you check the wall of shame?https://beta.uma.moe/shame
>>2513051No, if your trainee's career races line up perfectly with the normal race schedule for MANT and you don't job any of them, you're getting the same affinity but if they have the wrong G2/G3 on a day, that's minus affinity
>>2513056I dunno somebody posted a UF Oguri a thread or 2 ago
>>251305210 hours just checked. HYPE for the pakalive
>>2512531I'm glad there is not a lot of umas I want when she releases, it'll be easy to pull her
>>2513055That's interesting, I could have swore it did. But yeah I agree that it's better to make them in MANT even if it takes a bit longer.
>>2513060how do you get hype for shit you won't get for 3 fucking years?
I wouldn't be caught dead watching a pakalive unless my waifu's seiyuu is on the panel which she is not and probably won't be for a very long time.
>>2513059Well none of our clubs made the wall of shame, but I know about half of /uma/ club is on there.
>>2513016>>2513022>>2513034>>2513027So which one would you use?>Her inherited unique gives 0.1 accel. Stop.I know I know I KNOW, fuck, did I fuck up by dedicating too much time? shit shit shit
>>2513070you're fine, chill. I would just pick one with groundwork and ignited spirit wit. I'd say either top left or bottom right
>>2513064I got hyped (and hard) from seeing my Fujiwife get another alt and her new sexy voicelines
>>2513029Right now, the only new JP content I care about is any new cards and parents for end closers (the style I plan on specializing in) because I might actually have to account for it in my rolling planI do not see any end closers among the umas listed in the description, which means I probably don't need to pay attention to this
>>2513070You have good whites and MANT parents are never wasted, keep all of them for now, they can become decent grandparents
>>2513064Because I love the franchise?
Soon-ish
>>2513084Wild that we get two end closers back to back
>>2513064Zoomie some people are hoping and hyping for things they might NEVER get. At least he knows he's getting in a few years. Some people wait for new content forever, new games, sequels, revivals, it just never happens or if it does it's shit. People are patient when it comes to stuff like that. Three years is better than ten years yeah?
>>2513011>even if you get the whites you have such a small chance of getting them with the shit URA affinityNo? They're effectively MANT runs race-wise and I usually get double circles and score 3/4 of my targets skills each run. Glittering is the only MANT exclusive skill spark so I just didn't see the point spending so much time in MANT when my URA parents already coinflip for at least 1 gold inheritance each run and.>>2513021A couple shit runs happened but I consistently manage 3 or 4 600s in for the rest of them.>>2513048>It'll also take just as long because racing is the part that takes forever in MANT between animations and loading screens, not the shopsDisagree. MANT is significantly more time consuming because you're spending extra time and wit on minmaxxing your shops. It'd be one thing to treat it like an URA run if the stat gain was the same but they're nerfed in MANT so you need to micromanage more to get the most out of it. Plus you'd be tempted to hit 1100 as well which only doubles your 3% chance to 6% for a 3*. With an URA run I can just left hand it while doing other stuff and since it takes less time you get 3* sparks faster out of it.
>>2513086Why is there no super end closer style?
Rooms?
>>2513084What's the appeal of femdom?
>>2513092As soon as you make them.
>>2513092What kinda room you want?
>run a test against some saved practice partners>four-way dead heatthis is the shit that keeps me up at night
>>2513092We had a lot earlier. Post some and I'll join up
>>2513089>MANT is significantly more time consuming because you're spending extra time and wit on minmaxxing your shops.Parent runs don't require minmaxxing, they're braindead because you just buy speed/wit/power, energy, cupcakes, hand cream, 60% megaphones and a couple anklets and you've got a billion dosh from doing all the races. If you're not hitting 1100 power in URA, much less speed as well since speed sparks are nice and will be meta for GL, MANT runs could take double the amount of time and still be just as efficient purely for farming blue sparks while also giving you way more whites, which are actually way more important then the difference between 2 and 3* blue
I'm basically done with my team but I'm pretty curious about the effect of runaways on this track, anyone got experience on how they affect the race in rooms? Haven't seen any in publics
>>2513101Oh, and hammers/hat, but that goes without saying
>>2513056He appears with a 36 shame score
>>2513104I haven't seen any runaways in practice rooms either
Is a fast learner run that doesn't hit UG a brick?
>>2513104They're not worth running for fronts, but if you load them up with midrace skills, they can pretty consistently cuck fronts out of angling which is why some people are running runaway + 2 ends to murder the fronts
>>2512384Is there a CM where Oguri, Tama, and Creek would all be reasonably competitive instead of purely oshi/thematic picks?Would regular Oguri and Mummy Creek actually work on Gemini? Wish i had Mummy..
>>2513109Imo, SS lowroll, SS+ and UG midroll
>unlucky at building parents>unlucky at building aces>unlucky at CMs>unlucky at card gacha>really lucky at pulling traineesA different kind of feel.
>>2513113Feels like this team comp can work for any medium or long but would've been good for Taurus. Arima Kinen could work well too.
>>2513109Career rating means nothing.
>>2513113Yeah I think the GL arima kiken CM will be a good time to run that comp.
>>2513109You guys seem to be overvaluing rating. Even in Group A the highest placement average is still just SS
>>2513128Are lates still dead for longs during GL?
>>2513056I wonder if any of those youtubers are listed here
>>2513113Late is meta for the next Arima Kino thanks to Eminem.
>>2513113I'm not sure of any for now at least, the main issue is Creek. Being pace sucks, being the ultimate milelet really sucks. You don't even have the option to cope with Mile B like Jordan or Ticket, you have to run the milelet schedule early on.
Potentially dumb question but can the uma you're building get the URA Finale spark on MANT if you use a parent with a 9* inherit for it?
>>2513131I think by then kris is out and lose yourself makes them meta
>>2513137Unfortunately no you can only get the scenario spark
>>2513138Yeppers actually, lates should be meta for longs during GL over ends.
>>2513113...where the fuck would Mummy Creek be able to use her own ult 'naturally' without using 19 mile sparks
>>2513143Oh thats sick, could also run the heisei big 3 then with festival inari coming out i think
>>2513138>>2513135wonder what the memes will be like by then..
What are some other SOVLFVL themed teams?
My Falcon setup only has 8 Turf....
>>2513135>>2513143Guess I'm gonna need a 9* long parent for Digitan
>>2513150XOguri, SMaru and VBourbon
>>2513150Saw some fucker on Xitter post his CM13 plat team which was Vodka, Ticket, and Chiyono O
I wonder how good symboli kris s herself is? I always hear her card hyped up but not much from the uma
>>2513150I'm making a Cheer Halo, Cheer Nature and Kawakami team.
How much if a power jump is MANT to GL compared to Unity>MANT?
>>2513084I'm saving for someone else.
>>2513150Wifey, father in law, and brother in law.
>>2513150>Student council>BNW>Mejiros>Gyarus
>>2513161I was told it was actually a bit flat because MANT emergent gameplay pushed the average grade higher than they anticipated
>>2513158Long specialistAlt is Medium specialist + Nakayama specialist
>>2513150One day i will assemble a Rudolf + CB + Katsuragi Ace team
>>2513158Excellent uma that has the unfortunate luck of competing with Sakura Laurel and NY Satono Diamond
>>2513101Tell that to RNGesus. I've got a total 9 MANT 3* vets that average about 6 whites total. Meanwhile I've gotten 3 3* over the past few days in URA averaging at 7 whites plus all my 12+ whites parents were from URA runs. It's just not worth doing 5 half hour plus deliberate MANT runs a day when I can squeeze in just as many 15 min URA runs while I'm doing other stuff.
El is so fucking hot guys
>>2513174But I don't like Latinas....
>>2513150Think I've mentioned this once before, but I plan on putting together an "RPG party" team at some point>Rob Roy (fighter)>Sweep (mage)>Rice ("thief"/assassin)
>>2513179If only there was a way to fit Cleric Grass in there.
>>2513177Good thing she's a Kentucky girl.
>>2512916>LADS>2% maleReal question here. Why??
>>2513135the fuck does that mean
>>2513165You are correct, GL had to get a skill point buff because MANT with throne was straight up better and the speed gains were much lower than expected. When it comes to global GL will be a power spike but not as ridiculous as MANT was, that's the goddess scenario
>>2513179im still sore that we never get another goofy Uma Quest eventThe fuckers made Granblue, it's a layup for them to come up with more content for that
>>2513184Gay or pressured into it by a gf I imagine.
>>2513177Does this look like a latina to you?
>>2513185Stam symboli kris s gives the ability lose yourself (like the Eminem song), which permanently makes lates meta in longs
>>2513150Somehow, my team accidentally fits a theme and I didn't think about it until lately.
>>2513192Who the fuck is that
>>2513192with that light tan, kindawhere the fuck is that ingame
>>2513194>>2513185
>>2513192UMAMUSUME A?
I'm latinx
>>2513192Who the FUCK is this
>>2513192Amigos...
>>2513194>Lose Yourself is a skill>Shakur gets Lose Myself as an evolved skill>she can't use both at the same timeIt's not fair.
>its a zero (zero) (0) muffins MANT episodehahahahaha XD that's so ROFLMAO OH MY DAYS LE MEME FACE XDDD
>>2513184Faggots exist
>>2513184because they were expecting some lads, m8
How does one go about asking an uma out anyway?
Where do people get english names for skills that aren't in the game yet?
I'm going to murder someone, haha I fucking love being tbe number 1 recipient of the mile s award! Im such a happy little cuck trainer getting absolutely nigger raped by RNG! I LOVE TRACKBLAZER: START OF THE CLIMAX!!!!!!!!!!
>>2513214You put a halter on them and lead them out.
>>2513214They're not real
>>2513215Its the translated japanese name, sometimes they get changed (Example: prepared to die to come what may)
>>2513214"Do you want to go to the buffet with me?"
>>2513224You just tell them they aren't real? Does that work?
>>2513214If you are a good trainer they'll do it on their own.
>>2513214In most careers you just sorta fail upwards and stumble your way into having an umagf
>>2513215I think people mostly just use the unofficial translations from gametora
>>2513214Show off a couple hot spring tickets and ask if they want to join.
>>2513214First you spend 3 years training her to fulfill her racing dreams
>>2513228Do NOT do this with machan
>>2513229giwtwm
The existence of umas implies the existence of wild umas.
>>2513236Who are you talking about?
>>2513229Does tracen insurance cover this?
>>2513229AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2513229i spent a lot of carats for Cheer Nature Im gonna have to do it again for Festive Nature too..
>>2513225These names suck so much and lose all their aura. We'll go from a hard as fuck name like "lose yourself" to some retarded shit like "uncontrolled"
Alright anon, let it all out
>>2513229I can't wait to complete the Neicha trinity.
>>2513252I hate how unpopular my waifu is.
>>2513242No. In fact it won't get officially reported at all because Tracen covers up uma on trainer crime statistics
>>2513248Sounds like you need to chill and eat a "festive lunch", waheeey!
>>2513229What did she mean by this?
>>2513255I like all umas so
>>2513252I didn't realize Helios' tail had a fade.
>>2513259ok, you liking all Umas doesn't change what I said
WHAT THE HELL MAN I THOUGHT SHE WAS SMART
>>2513260No it doesn't
>>2513214You don't, things just happen naturally
>>2513266you may think this is a pregnant Uma but not, it's just Spe being a fat bitch
>>2513266Special Week got into my pantry again, I see.
>>2513263She's smart for falcon standards, not human standards. Or uma standards.
>>2513268Is there a consensus on who is the fattest fuck in tracen?
>>2513274Grass.
>>2513274>1OUR GOAT OUR QUEEN OUR IDOL OGURI CAP>2 Special week>3Hishi Miracle>4Makween
I wonder if I would have a chance with a low self-esteem uma like Ribbon Mazurka.
>>2513263>0 wit growth
>>2513277>>2513274
can we impeach xoguri crap?
>>2513255Hmmm yeah I'm thinking Rice Shower needs another figure
Important reminder:https://files.catbox.moe/t5t3jk.mp4
>>2513285Buenos dias, Grass!
>>2513286SOON BROTHERShe grows fatter and more decadent with time, the time to strike is soon
>>2513266>Drags her trainer back home to bumfuck nowhere with her where he won't be able to escapeYou know, Spe doesn't really seem that overtly for (You) in her career, but maybe she was just playing the long con...
>>2513290She did this after eating half of /herse/'s daily fan gain
>>2513291the grass-pasa meme dynamic is funny and i desire more
>>2513293Thats because career spe is a flat nothing character with zero personality, she only gets kino in the main story
I just want MANT to be over so I can run Doto again...
>>2513297Unfortunate trvthnvke
>>2513297Why there's still no spe manga is beyond me
>>2513300she ate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XJ5zSk3QNA"That's life!" (That's liiiiiife.)That's what all the trainers say.You're placing first in April, set last in May;But I know I'm gonna change that tune;When I'm back on top, back on top in June.I said "that's life!" (That's liiiiiife!)And as funny as it may seem,Some umas get their kicks,Stomping on a dream;But I don't let it, let it get me down.'Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around.I've been a princess, a pauper, a fisher, an idol,A goon and a king.I've been up and down and over and out,And I know one thing:Each time I find myself,Flat on my face,I pick myself up and get,Back in the race."That's life!" (That's liiiiiiife.)I tell you, I can't deny it.I thought of quitting, baby,But my heart just ain't gonna buy it.And if I didn't think it was worth one single try,I'd jump right on a big bird, and then I'd flyyy!I've been a milet, a turfer, a dirter, a stayer,A front and an eeend!I've been north and south and east and west,And I know one thing:Each time I find myself, layin'Flat on my face,I just pick myself up and getBack in the race!That's life! (Thaaat's liiiiiife!)That's life and I can't deny it!Many times I thought of cutting out, but my heart won't buy it.But if there's nothing shaking, come this here Juulyyyy,I'm gonna roll myself upIn a big baaaaall aaaaaaand die!Myyyyyyy, myyyyyyyyyyyy...(Yes, this was "the reason" I needed the terms.)
I should be able to give my trainees -10% in wit for +10% in power
>>2513298
>>2513298When's the next CM that Digitan/Doto/Opera can run on the same team without ripping your balls off with frankenstein pink sparksI tried in Scorpio (because it was Digitan's tribute race) with it's all-frontrunner meta and got dumpstered
>>2513304Fuckin love songpostin
Greetings trainers, a royal guard team will shortly inspect your fridges and pantries as per the Queen's orders, any unregistered food or food rations above the allowed level will be severely punished. Remember what happens to those who disobey, now let us in
>>2513308>pretending that digitan hasn't been a monster lately
>>2513311LEAVE ME ALONE I PAY MY TAXES I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH FOR WINTER
>>2513313fuck you mean pretending? She won my Taurus 2Could i have run Doto without ripping my balls off (or coping) on Taurus 2?
>>2513107That's pretty sussy
>>2513317He's definitely botting but not as hard.
May almost ends, Jarvis show the fancounts of /v/ma's clubs
>>2513320Jarvis was just shut down
>>2513320Do NOT do this
>>2513320CHRONO WATCH OUT
I need fucking Rickey and Tachyon already so I can pull...
>>2513320>>2512019
>>2513328/v/mapyoi embarrassed yet again LMAO
>>2513325I am planning on luckshitting rickey with her free rolls
>>2513328A heated battle! ...for second place
>>2513333you'll need more than luck
>>2513338Alright fuck it ill take the pill, what's the secret to arranging my furniture so I can get rickey with a free roll?
>>2513338Was Copano Rickey owned by Hong Kongers?
>>2513320Thanks to me collecting my shit in the last 2 runs, I've managed to contribute a 884,633 fans, which is impressive when it took me a whole year to get just 6 millionCurrently at 3,661,119,745 fans.
>>2513328Looks like Oy Neigh turned on their bots again
>>2513338Rickey chan my chakras are all misaligned. It's already over for me...
>>2513343check the website bitch there's no suspicious activity for anybody in oy neigh
>>2513328>/v/mapyoi changed their mascot AGAINLooking shameless...
Expert or Completionist title?
>>2513328I like it when the clubs change their descriptions just for fun. /v/ma, STARASTERSTAR and Horse MD are so/v/lful.
>>2513340Owner is some prominent feng shui guy named Dr. Copa
>>2513349Expert is pink which I like and I just think it looks nicer even if completionist is technically harder to obtain
>>2513349Completionist for me, though I think "Full Crown" sounded better but the localizers are going all-in on removing anything they deem Engrish
>>2513328What about Party /v/an? Are they safe?
>>2513348Opera is into it
>>2513343Oy Neigh danchou would never give up the lead even for a second
>>2513347>>2513360Oy neigh bros..
>>2513328I find it kind of amusing that nobody has anything to say about herse
>>2513363NOTLOOKINGGOOD
>>2513363Look gary there I am!
>>2513363SHUT IT DOWN
>>2513349I'd say Completionist is generally more impressive since it's something you have to actively go out of your way to get, whereas Expert is something you work towards passivelyThe difference is especially pronounced for umas who have really limited aptitudes. Like, if I saw a Mayano Top Gun Completionist I'd be pretty impressed, but if I saw a Haru Urara Completionist or Curren Chan Completionist or something like that then I'd immediately get out of my chair and kneel. You know?
I tried to tell you lads
>>2513363OYE NEIGH
>>2513353For me, Expert was harder to obtain.It took hundreds of runs, whereas Completionist took... a few and they wren't hard. On an uma with F sprint + G dirt.
>>2513370El would say this
When is the CM?
>>2513375I think how they run should play into it too. It's probably not bad if you're a front, but harder if you're a late or end.
You may ONLY choose one ningen anon
>>2513368>Like, if I saw a Mayano Top Gun Completionist I'd be pretty impressedMayano has every aptitude. This is so easy, it's less impressive than just making a B finals Mayano CM ace.
>>2513363What site is this?
>>2513375Expert is harder for me too but my favorite Uma is Digitan. I think only Oguri, El, and Maruzensky have an easier time with it than her.
>>2513381uma.moe's new list of shame
>>2513381https://beta.uma.moe/shameit's just a shitpost btw, it's not real
>>2513375Expert is literally free though, just time consuming. If you have a real favorite you run all the time you'll just get it naturally. And if you wanted to go out of your way for it then MANT makes it that much easier since you can get upwards of 1 million fans per run if you really wanted. You have to track the trophies and win for Completionist.
I did 3 runs today and Bamboo Memory agemasen'd me in all three. This was the cherry on top of the muffins I was never offered.
>>2513390WHAT HOW
>>2513363Der/v/ propaganda machine is at full power i see
>>25133778 more days....
>>2513390That's why I'm using CB as my borrow. Don't have time or patience to grind some agemasen bullshit.
>>2513364Send help....MANT has hurt the club....
>>2513389>If you have a real favorite you run all the time you'll just get it naturallyWell yeah, but we're talking months of dedication.Completionist is like a day's work for the vast majority of umas.To me it doesn't show nearly as much dedication.The hardest part is taking note of what trophie's you're missing. Not exactly hard.Also I just want people to know I'm an expert on the matter of training my oshi.I'm tempted to try to do Hopeful Stakes on Urara to see if that's even as difficult as people say.
>>2513113You can do it later on any Arima CM with XMas/Cingrey Oguri, Either Tama, and Ninja Creek. Maybe on the CM after Cingrey Oguri is released.
>>2513387Isn't it kinda fucked up there's just a third party tracking the habits of every player without consent?
This game confuses me.
>>2513368>a Haru Urara CompletionistThe first step is Hopefess StakesAnyone who isn't a raging masochist can have fun with that
>>2513401What are you confused about? You don't have enough wit. It says it right there.
>>2513401Once you understand Rushed's mechanics you realize how absolute bullshit it can be if you low roll
>>2513400Who actually cares?
>>2513405It's a mile, the issue isn't rushing.Guaranteed he got blocked, probably out of the gate.
>>2513401The 400+ career stats bonus does not affect your activation of skills or rushed percent
>>2513400You gave your consent when you signed those terms and services.You did read all of it right?
>>2513400>only after 10 months of chronoposting people start to realize this
So, now that I'm done with my daily run, do I do something "productive," work on my fangame or work on my fanfic?
>>2513412How far did you run daily?
>>2513401getting raped by piece of shit umas with like 2 in all stats while being a roided up giga-favorite is an obligatory humilliation ritual anon, no can do
>>2513408No it actually was rushing.
>>2513407I mean I personally don't care. It's not like the game is tied to my person in any way, shape or form. It's just fucking weird that any time some guy can log in and be like "hey it says here you played for 3 hours today"
>>2513397Meh, if I ran Mayano last CM she'd probably be close to 75 million fans instead of the 65 million she's at, so she'll probably hit that this CM. Cafe is at 50 million and I've only used her for about 4 CMs, it's just that she takes the most amount of careers to get ready by far. My actual fav is at 120+ million. I don't think it's anything special.
>>2513412fanficalso remember to exercise a bit if you havent done so!
>>2513412How about you work on your fancount instead?
>>2513412Work on your fan game.
>>2513411Imo it's two different things, chrono tells you that oh you made X amount of fans on Y time and graphs it and thats it. Meanwhile uma.moe is publicly shaming players, telling you how many hours a day they play, how long their session was, etc. It's kinda fucked
>>2513423I personally don't care but it does feel kinda off.
>>2513408Tazuna's reply says it was a terrible RushOnce Rushing begins, the Uma has to coin flip out of it. With those stats on a Mile, she probably failed something like more than a dozen coin flips. Maybe the same odds as rolling 5+ SSR on a 10pull
>>2513412Depends.What kind of game is the fangame? What's the fanfic about?
>>2513412Fic, the anon who was writing one here hasn't updated in a while.
Shall I host some fun rooms?
>>2513428Well I pulled 2 SSR in 20 10 pulls, but I don't think that's related. It did look that ridiculous in the replay though.
>>2513400If that means we get to name the botters then I'm all for it
>>2513436No CM rape rooms only
>>2513428I need to see a replay before I accept that rushing not only caused her to lose, but come all the way in 14th. I've never seen that happen in a career mile without being blocked.Putting those stats in the umalator with the +400 career bonus, but tanking wit just to fish for a long rush, she still survives and gets a full spurt.
>>2513425The feature makes Cygames look lazy and bad for not taking care of so many botters at once, this might force their hand and over correct since it's putting a target directly on individual users. Releasing that feature to the public was dumb.
>>2513443umalator can be inaccurate, if you want to be 100% sure just Haku your own career runs
In the ol days of jp, when they nuked botters my club went up two whole ranks. I honestly think it might be worse in global
>>2513444I remember the beginning of FF14 2.0 where a bunch of my buddies got banned for being too rich because everyone could literally run out of money if they were stupid enough. The JPs are that stupid.
>>2513443Umalator doesn't account for blocking. Follow anon's advice and use Hakuraku
>>2513444So long as haku and hachimi users are untouched I hope they ban everyone
>>2513414I've done all of the daily races and I song posted to (what I had actually expected to be a B+) Agnes Tachyon earlier in the thread.>>2513420Nah, I am pacing myself so I don't burn myself out last time.>>2513430>fangameIt's a MUD version of Uma Musume. Kind of hard to explain it if you're not familiar with MUDs, but imagine Uma but it's text based and you have to seek out events and training out in a world, rather than clicking buttons and gettin' em randomly.>fanficNakayama Festa (and Fenomeno at some point probably) end up in "real" Japan and have to contend with a retarded American who has literally no chance at training them properly using them as an excuse to get out of working a job, disappointing his own host family in the process.(I'm probably the fanfic writer the other anon is mentioning, I posted updates over Limewire but I eventually stalled out due to stress from school finals.)>>2513433 >>2513421 >>2513419Duly voted.
>>2513449This is what I meant by overcorrecting. Witch hunts can only end badly for both sides. This is also a JP company, they panick a lot easier.
>>2513448I generally agree with this anon but be careful right now with cygames probably nuking a few accounts
>>2513421Don't eat this, it creates TP gas
>>2513436Would people be interested in a duo race?2 umas per person with some kind of unifying theme between the two. Family members, roommates, rivals, yuri couple, whatever.
>>2513445>if you want to be 100% sure just Haku your own career runsOkay but it's not my career, haku data wasn't provided, and there's no replay. Survival/spurt rate is like the *one* thing I trust the umalator for, it's all I've got to go off, and it's telling me that in 500 trials, Scarlet's stamina isn't bad enough to make her shrivel up and die and come last.>>2513448>Umalator doesn't account for blockingIf she wasn't blocked, it doesn't matter if umalator accounts for it.If she was blocked, then it's like I said: she was blocked.
>>2513452Good stuff anon, lots of contribution! Keep it up
>>2513457Yuri cup was extremely funny so yeah Im down for one
>>2513428>Tazuna's reply says it was a terrible RushTazuna will always say that as long as you're rushed. You could have gotten the big latestart and block.
Will my retention be okay if I rolled 807k?
>
holy hell Bakushin can win races with Mile B Med Cthe only loss is obviously niigata
The rush fears the blue skillThe block fears the nimble navigatorThe lion doesn't concern himself with green hat ladies.
>>251346136269890Oka Sho Hanshin 1600 mile spring, goodBring TWO umas with some kind of connection.
>>2513428>Maybe the same odds as rolling 5+ SSR on a 10pullDO A 10 PULL RIGHT NOW
>>2513470FUCK I GOT A FUNNY PAIRING BUT I GOTTA TRAIN THE OTHER ONE
>>2513470Any limits or rules?
>>2513470>goodFirm, I'm dumb.Sorry to the milelets.>>2513472Take your time. I'll wait like an hour before starting.>>2513474Just two umas that have some kind of connection. Roommates, friends, lovers, rivals, parent and child, siblings, whatever.
>>2513436Do everyone still have their old ace/s? Would an old CM with your ace at that time be a "fun" race?
>>2513472I thought you were making a Sopranos joke for a sec.
>>2513472I said I'd wait but it's already at 16/18 damn.
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE THINGS
>>2513470>Open game>FullAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2513484marry halofuck rice shower
>>2513476Hell yeah, sounds like a good time
>>2513476Personally I only save the ace that won platinum. The other two team members might've been transfered by now.
>>2513488>he doesn't save his entire squadHEARTLESS
>>2513484Did she hear?
>Not a single mid-race activatedStory of my life.
>Masterful gambit, mistress Admire
>>2513484I want to dump chocolate milk on Rice's head and tell her it was because her ears are so big and stupid
>My clanker from the previous CM still snagged a podium spotWUV HER SO MUCH
>>2513397Hopeful status?It's URA so I don't get to clock it if I fail.
>>2513499>turf EAnon your turf sparks?
>THAT final overtakeWhat a fine motion
>>2513505SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
The second favourite, the most hopeful of all.>>2513504Not as important as medium sparks in my estimation
>>2513508She'll job trust
I'm officially retiring from """"""""""fun""""""""""" rooms.
I still like late gambling. I know end closing is more reliable but it just isn't as exciting.
>>2513513Nothing hits as hard as hitting OYL, PUMP, MPB, NSM
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RESULTS? I MISSED THE FUN ROOM
>>2513470It was all rigged by Big Ireland I'm afraid.Fine Motion (wedding) 1st and Air Groove (wedding) 13thNarita Brian 2nd and Narita Taishin 11thMihonon Bourbon 3rd and Rice Shower 8thNishino Flower 4th and Seiun Sky 12thKawakami Princess 5th and King Halo 6thNishino Flower 7th and Seiun Sky 18thNice Nature (cheerleader) 9th and King Halo (cheerleader) 15thSymboli Rudolph 10 and Tokai Teio 17thKawakami Princess 14th and King Halo 16th
I WANT TO MAKE RACES WITH DEL MAR AND SANTA ANITA FAK YOU CYGAMES
YOU HAVE TO EAT THE 'TATERS AND DRINK GUINNESS
>>2513519Corner shot
>>2513523Why are so many of them stinky?
>>2513526they're doing their last spurt farts
>>2513523That clanker only has one leg....
>>2513526Uma pheromones.
>>2513509Does this look like the face of a jobber?
>>2513523>BEEshino flower makes the KINGU float too
>>2513531:D
>>2513531She looks so happy!
>>2513517what fun? what is the fun in watching your girls lose? because that's all fun races are, you lose and then it's not fun
>>2513523My Beeshino's POV after Speed Star + Shadow Breaking into Rice's plapper.
>>2513531
>>2513545lmao I love this every time
>testing out aces in public rooms>people are practicing for CM15 alreadyGod damn, people are eager.
Fun forma de salts room
>>2513549>people are eager.more like, people are botting!
>>2513544The way that everyone in the anime is caked the fucked up is fucking hilarious
>>2513150I will be running Brian (oshiwife), Air Shakur (potential oshi) and Fine Motion (I think she's nice) in the CM after the next one and the theme is "Ojou goes on a pleasant run with her two unruly pet dogs"
>>2513539Please learn from Haru Urara >>2513531
>>2513539Its fun to watch them run in a silly low stakes race
>>2513549From my testing you can unironically reuse your xogs
>>2513554IT'S NOT FUNI DON'T WIN PRACTICE ROOMS, I DON'T WIN CMs, AND I CAN'T EVEN WIN THE LOW STAKES """""FUN""""" ROOMS I JUST WANT TO WIN SOMETHING ONE GOD DAMN TIME
>>2513549I've been pretty lax on CM15 prep so far since I already have a good enough Golshi for it.Just debating between going double doms with a end closer Rudolf hybrid or double fronts and the training nightmare that'll be.
>>2513539I had fun watching Hishiama win the Oaks reenactment despite placing like 16th
>>2513539>join with my favorites>lose>join with Nishino purely for the mare races>winWhy does this happen to me?
Alright, new >fun room. Aces of the last CM but in a different distance?
>>2513561Should've taken the Xogger/Front pill
i just had a run where not a single one of my gold cards finished their events (Kita, NTR, Wit Bourbon, Fart Smalcon)what the fuck. i had no idea that was possible.
>>2513570Had it happen to me one time as well. And that was with Fuku self destructing on the first event of her chain.
>>2513561But anon....it's just fun!
>>2513561You can beat up my old CM aces, have a preferred race?
>>2513570All of your worst nightmares are possible, nothing is guaranteed. Did you really think you could have it?
>>2513568Like all 3 taurus aces? I already glued them
>>2513573Medium dirt
>>2513568McQueen suicide cup.
>>2513575What is the problem with this fat ugly bitch?
Anon......your fan count....
>>2513579Fat I understand, but ugly?? That's gonna be an agemasen from me dawg
>>2513581I sorta get it. For some reason, she's only hot in a bikini. And it's only because she's dumb and wears it around everywhere.
>>2513575Seeing this gave me an idea for a "fun" race where you run 6 agemasen cards.
>>2513580...is higher than everyone else in my club, yes
>>2513580>In the top 3Yeah, it's lookin pretty good isn't it!
>>2513583Good race for the triple crown
>>2513580>bottom earner YUP YUP!!!!
>>2513580I'm just doing some load management on my fan income~
>>2513583That's a good idea
>>2513586I won't lie I haven't even thought of stupid names for two of the three triple crown races I haven't even made for June yet.
>>2513580Second highest earner in my club this month.
>>2513578N-No one is mean enough to kill mcqueen frequently right?
>>2513577CM17, bring your CM5 Virgo aces if you have them71855145
>>2513597>VirgoFuck man who did i even run????
>>2513596YEPPERS!
>>2513600Were you trying to hit 0 speed?
>>2513596I kiled McQueen and I liked it
>>2513603No she's just too fat
>>2513597This is cruel
>>2513597What date was virgo? Just so I make sure I don't add the wrong ones
>>2513583Made me remember the experimental deck I did during unity out of boredom and curiosity tho I couldn't find it in my veteran list.https://litter.catbox.moe/i6ve6u.pngThis deck has 0 specialty priority
>>2513578Alright alright hear me outWhat if it was a suicide cup, where you could train your uma however you wanted, but you need them to fail by junior year. Maybe a MANT race where you don't hit the required minimum fans for junior year? Idk
>>2513520You can race in both in Erauma
>>2513597>>2513607 (Me)This is worse than cruel.Bringing dirt umas to a dirt race and telling everyone else to bring their turf umas is a new level of humiliation ritual.
>>2513597Fuck, I ran Taiki there. It would be cheating if I joined
>>2513597I am like 99% sure these were my virgo aces but gomen if they aren't, runaway was in the game by then right?
>>2513580go away drawin
>>2513597I don't have mine
>>2513611That's actually one of the Triple Crown races for this month.
>>2513597Should have not allowed Oguri or El
>>2513621It will be fine, watch an upset happen
>>2513614All's fair, bring her.>>2513613>>2513619>>2513621Let the first rates suffer. Anything is game.
>>2513620Jesus...I really should have read the opening thread one of these times. I've been slacking on fun races apologies, just no time or energy to train for them but I can probably make an ace for that one
>>2513626no because it will be extra embarrassing if I lose
>>2513628BROOOOOO WHO CARES I AM HERE WITH MY G DIRT UMA GODDAMNIT ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE OR WHAT
>>2513631YEAH FRIt's okay though, its full now
My umas knees are literally about to fucking implode
>>2513627It's cool, better to know now rather than later anyways. Not that it's difficult to build for, you don't have to worry about Mile S or winning races or anything. Here's an example if you wanna check out an ace for it.
>>2513633DIGI NO!
>All this WODKA love>No one runs her anymoreWhat happened...
>Went to take a shit>Another fun raceAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE I MISSED IT
>>2513636I don't run her anymore because her unique always procs at a bad timing and interrupts the finish
>>2513634Quick question before I eff off: does the limit of one race per entrant cover the debut race only or are you allowed to one extra race beyond that?
>>2513636Lates are the most cucked style right now.
Reminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywJEWLRbqI
>>2513639if you think about it your poo had a fun race through your track haha
>run 1 night owl>Run 2 bamboo agemasen>Run 3 dead at japanese oaks>Run 4 no mile SWhat lovely surprise do I have in store for me in run 5?
BRUH ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS HAPPENED IN MY FINALS TOO
OGURI CAP "IF LOSING, WIN" AS IN PEAK
>>2513647all of the above combined
>>2513645Never say those words in that order again.
>>2513636Pretty sure there was like two or three faggots running Wodka recently
The real victory is being the highest placed turf uma
>>2513641It's just to cover debut. I'm aware you can technically get in another race while failing in Ura/Unity/MANT by picking a pre-OP and some careers you can win a bunch of races and fail by losing the Hopeless Stakes, it's just to make things easier to check.
>>2513645My poo got rushed and blocked then, it was bad.
>>2513656B U O N O
>>2513644On the subject of reminders, if you would be so kind to give your attention to this:https://youtu.be/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=YDIuOnnFAlFPuaan
>>2513660I JUST GOT FIRED WHAT THE FUCK
>>2513656Easy for bono to do when 4 steps cover the entire track
>>2513658
>>2513660>this ended an anon's career
>>2513660
>>2513665Don't diminish her win
KOBUTA (KOBUTA)TANUKI (TANUKI)KITSUNE (KITSUNE)NEKO (NIGGA)
Im dying these are the slowest SUZUCRAPs ive ever seen
Bros someone just got called into the bosses office, I think he's gonna get fired and I'll get a promotion!
>>2513670It's not her win that needs diminishing, the fat fuck.
>>2513660WTF HR JUST EMAILED ME
>>2513318>>2513317Everything below 50 is a nothingburger
>>2513671WTF Is this real???
>>2513665>Only takes Bono 4 steps to win>SOMEHOW>OGURI CAP AS IN PEAK>STILL WINS IT
OH NO NO NO NO ERU COMPADRES OUR RESPONSE?
I want a night CM track NOW
>Oguri fat out of fucking nowhereMy sides
>>2513682ERU as in L meaning LOSS.
>>2513671Bruh is actually vibin! this shit goes hard fr
>>2513671so this is Nekomusume...
>>2513684Night races are exclusive to Dirtkino
>>2513671Which uma would do this?
Is Flowery a decent pick for my End? Pump never ever procs for me, I want something else that actually procs
>>2513677So only *checks list*...70 people are botting? That doesn't seem right. The /uma/ club guys openly admit to it, half of them show up on the list and they have supsicion scores in the 30s and lower.
>>2513693GolshiOpera O to support Doto
>>2513694Corners are bad this CM
>>2513693
>>2513700Why the fuck is natie in her race outfit here dirt is gonna get everywhere.
>>2513699holy gaslight
>>2513597Your CM17 winner is our beloved queen, Oguri Cap. Never shall her reign falter.
>>2513701Marvelous dimension shenanigans (she was being forced to dance against her will due to Marvy's influence)
>>2513671there's no way a cat can do that wtf
>>2513704OH NO NO NO NO FATWABROS VODKA WON
>>2513702Bro. What are you going to do with flowery maneuver
>>2513707That's literally torture
>>2513704and.....................................STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL UNDISPUTED CHAMPION OFTHE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD......................OGURI "PEAK" CAP!!!!
>>2513713Laws against torture do not apply in the marvelous dimension do they?
>>2513712NTA, but I wasn't saying anything about flowery maneuver. I'm just saying "corners bad" is an extremely misleading thing to say when other corner abilities are good here
>>2513709>sees a video>still denies itWhy are golshibros so dumb?
>>2513710AGAIN?
>>2513717Oh, my bad. You're right. That was on me.Also my fault for not saying "corner inherits" instead.
>>2513704Mant ERA greentext.png
>>2513710Try that again on my Dirtwa
I don't have dirt parents ready yet, I'm still working on sprint...
If you wanna talk about Mickey Mouse races, dirt CMs take the cake
>>2513728Why do you care about a CM that is in GL.
>>2513728>have to get mile to A>WHILE DIRT TO A>ON A MEDIUM CMOh my god
>>2513696They could be botting but anything under 50 isn't an indicator that they are botting, I'm at around 25/100 and I quit out of runs almost daily.The list is good for finding the really big botters but there really is no difference between a guy that bots 5 runs a day and a guy that actually does 5 runs a day.
>>2513732Dirt CM is for GL chads
Umas most likely to have sex with fat older men for carrots?
>>2513736Spe. Urara
>>2513736
>>2513736spe
HOLD THE LINE BROSHOLD THE LINEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2513736Oguri
>>2513740I'm sorry, I used the wrong pic
>>2513713You should fear Marvy. You will fear Marvy.
>>2513740if anyone's wondering, it says>curren in bloomers please
>>2513741_ _____ _______ ____ ______ ____ ______ ____ ___ ___ ________
>>2513731>a CM that is in GLBut its the very last MANT CM unless you think we're accelerating fast enough to have it in GL instead
>>2513746Oguri doesn't even know what sex is...
>>2513733Sorry but I'm not buying it. When people openly admit to botting to the point of bragging about, I gotta be suspicious about anyone that gets flagged down. Maybe you're legit, doesn't mean the rest of them are. Doesn't mean none of them are innocent, but I don't buy that it's less than 100 botting the game. Cheaters are everywhere these days, uma is no exception
>>2513755Yeah but if you told her "do this for me and I'll give you food" she'd do it
>>2513755You sho' 'bout dat?
>>2513754No it ain't
>>2513760AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME JANNY
>>2513760......
>>2513761Oh, you're talking about dirt. I was thinking of sprint.
>>2513760this girl got zero sex appeal
>>2513761>Yeppers is this closeWho's rollan
Is it even possible to run pure dirters on MANT? the scheduler shows a grand total of 0 races during junior year
>>2513760TARGET SPOTTED LEAVE THEM TO ME YOUR HIGHNESS
>>2513771I want to but I need cards. I just sparked Natie
>>2513772No, you're fucked without turf.
>>2513772There are Junior Dirt races in October/November/DecemberThere are no Graded Dirt races until Late June of Classic year so all of the item refreshes you get from racing will be awful.
>>2513753Spe chan should have smaller tits and act more modestly. Yeah, I'm glad we agree anon.
>>2513774What can people tell me about Kris S?All I know is she speaks english and her VA does streams with Gimlet's VA
>>2513756I'm not saying there's only a hundred botters, I'm saying anything below 50 isn't proof that a person is botting. The website itself considers every score below 60 to be below threshold
>>2513760Janny kill th..... no wait nevermind, I don't feel anything
Wait other than the DAHBY don't we have another Santa anita G1 coming up?
>>2513771Bro I'm not gonna be able to roll on umas again for forever. Just rolling on cards for the next two scenarios and I'll swipe one later on
I feel so stupid.I was looking for the previous reply this thread and the previous thread. Not realizing it was already in the OP. Thank you for that I usually don't have the time to read the threads in real time.
>>2513771Yeppers is cute but I can't afford to roll on any umas until Pearl.
>>2513789Same here, I have 200 bucks set for sweepy cuz everything else is going to cards
>>2513794I was thinking more just swiping for a selector ticket but yeah that works too
These are the umas of the GL era.Say something nice about them!!!!
>>2513791It's just more convenient
Oguri is sex when she has her hair up.
>>2513787Missed them
>>2513804>Yeppers>Halloween Doto>Rob Roy>WAHEY>Stinky>RubyMY CARATS WOULDNT BE ABLE TO HOLD UP AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2513804Back half is gonna be dangerous. I want Wonder Acute, Helios, CB and Kris S.And I'm probably going to fall for ZRR propaganda too.
>>2513811Ruby Is GM era though
>>2513804I may have warmed up to her due to the Windyganda but that does NOT mean I will be rolling for her
>>2513804I'm "only" rolling for 3 of these umas but my account will be dry regardless due to support cards
>>2513804I have to save up for my wife's alt.
>>2513815I truly feel bad for windyfags, she is the literal worst uma in the game
>>2513804Something is off....
>>2513820I have to save up for my wife's son.
>>2513824I still think they should've made her a 2*
>>2513804I'm gonna need to pull on 3 banners almost back to back to back
>>2513787Just G2s and G3s until they get into the 2nd half of the year at Santa Anita. Saratoga is coming back with big races tho.
>>2513804I'M COMING WINDYJUST A FEW MORE MONTHS
>>2513804I might be broke after blaze Brian if she makes me hit pity again like she did for her OG but I will still roll for Kris S regardless of how many carats I have at that point
>>2513829mambo has a son?!
>>2513266how did you find that picture of Cesario still inside Spe?
>>2513835>Saratoga is coming back with big races tho.LETS FUCKING GO i wonder how saratoga anon is doing rn
>>2513842Mambo is akikawa's son
>>2513804I think you're FORGETTING SOMEONE
>>2513842Mambo is the son, son.
>>2513848Hmmmmm.....oh yeah! The rerun of course
Do not lewd the director, you can't date her
>>2513847>>2513849your wife is akikawa?!
>>2513853>he is unaware
>>2513853Okay. I think I'll date Tazuna then.
>>2513804>My fuarking donkey>Blaze Brian>Kita blanco and Dia blanco>Tarumae's big fat thighs>The zuma>Ines' big fat tits>Mr.CowaBungaAll almost back to back........... fuck.....
>>2513844
>>2513857No you won't. Curren, do it!
>>2513856Bro, what. In what scenario do I get to nut inside akikawa?
>>2513804Thanks to the efforts of this god forsaken place, I want literally everyone in this pic
>>2513862Why is Durandal bottomless?
>>2513863She's Great Food Festival's pal cardDon't fuck your boss!
>>2513866Dropped my pic
>>2513868She's not giving you much of a choice in that pic
>>2513865...Even Christmas Vodka? Or have you not seen her bottom half for that outfit
>>2513865Even Bamboo?
>>2513865Was it the Yeppers meme or the Yeppers thighs?
>>2513804Taru's tarus
>Gutsmaxx high rolls>Mile A>Gutsmaxx low rolls>Mile SLife is cruel.
>>2513874Yes, the shoes are funny, I also want alegria for shitty shoe gang>>2513875Yes, I want the hall monitor>>2513878Both, I've wanted yeppers ever since that one drawing of her and gold city
>>2513874pic related
>>2513884>that one drawing of her and gold cityPost it
>>2513885Their fits are fucking insane
>>2513882>Yamanin Zephyr, Wonder Acute, Hokko TarumaeWe've officially entered the age of the newmas. Thoughts?
>>2513885I think Vodka is cute, who cares how her yeezys look
>>2513885That Palmer alt is wild, Palmerfag eats GOOD
>>2513890None of them are newmas
>godawful run, constant mood downs, extremely weak classic summer and somehow managed to job multiple G2 and G1 races>fast learner hat pops up late in the careervery funny
>>2513887This image is a spoiler due to potential damage it may cause to your carat funds, be warned
>>2513892It's pretty normal until you look at the skindentation on those thighs, What were they smoking? Well it must have been good because damn.
>>2513882her legend-changer vocals are greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwj6kb_b594
>>2513893They're newmas as far as I'm concerned
>>2513885Ranked in terms of sexo>Festa>Dorija>Palmer>Biwa>Daiwa>Oguri>Vega>Bright>NTR>Vodka
>>2513891I THINK KINGDOM HEARTS.... IS LIGHT!!!11!
>>2513890No OPs for them is my thoughts
>>2513897Is this the same guy that drew dia not too long ago? Neigha is fucking blessed
>>2513905WHEN YOU WALK AWAYI CAN HEAR YOUR CUT AND DRIVEPLEAAAAAAAAAAASE OH VODKA DON'T GO
>>2513899Why does hokko have legend vocals?
>>2513905
>>2513804Pearl is the only one I would even consider pulling for. My hatred of newmas is going to allow me to mainly pull for cards which is pretty nice.
>>2513898It's the armpits and stockings for me but I'm pretty sure what you're talking about is just the gold trim and brown of the garter(?)
>>2513885Biwa's is indisputably the best, she's ms. clause.
>>2513911because she's a legend :^)
>>2513910FURIOUS FEAT IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHTIT'S HARD TO LOSE MYSELF
>>2513911There are only 3 ways to get vocals in legend changer>Triple crown or tiara>Outstanding International success>Idol horseHokko falls to the idol category,she is straight up the tourism ambassador for her hometown.
>>2513918This but unironically
I know some people like the decision making but I actively hate having to pick if I should train or race a G3.
>>251391117 Wins on 39 starts with several G1s is nothing to scoff at
>>2513925lean on racing unless the training is really good. Depends on your energy levels and what your stats are looking like for that time of the year
>>2513885There's a hole in Scarlet's ear condom. Very risky.
>>2513927She retired with the most domestic G1 wins ever iirc with 10, only broken by rickey.
>>2513933With all these dirters that win a bunch of G1s effortlessly, it's making me think Dirt is kinda mickey mouse in Japan.
>>2513930I hate that I share this board with EARfuckers.
I probably need to refresh myself on Nakayama Festa's mannerisms, this feels... off compared to how I was writing her before.https://limewire.com/d/jPK6H#IFe7dFVIZhSo, question: Would it be Nakayama-san, or Festa-san?
>>2513940If there's a hole there's a way
>>2513940I'm sure it's all just a big meme
>>2513885God Christmas alts fucking suck I'd kms if when the time comes that my waifu finally gets a 2nd alt and it's a Christmas alt
>>2513940Anon you share these threads with Urarafuckers...
>>2513943Nakayama
>>2513951If you wouldn't, you're just dishonest
>>2513949Haha yeah...
>>2513943Nakayama-San!
>>2513945Which uma said that again?
>>2513955
>>2513939No dude the horses are just monstrous, look up any real life smart falcon race. The power that thing has is fucking terrifying
>>2513965>The power that thing has is fucking terrifying
https://jiggie.fun/XFdWMOJig before i finish my borrows759 pieces
>>2513940I'm not saying I would do anything like that. It's just that accidents happen.
>>2513970Sorry but I'm useless for these big ones
Are the daily shops now less likely to trigger?
>>2513961Willamina Shakespeare
>>2513979Do Daily Race 3x in one go and you'll get one guaranteed
>>2513965I'm more just wondering if the dirt competition is actually any good or not
>>2513986They seem to rarely happen in TT now.
>>2513911Idol horse.
>think I did my dailies>check to be sure>still in junior year for my daily run
>>2513997Hokko Tarumae is still the ambassador of Tomakomai till this day. Respect
>>2513995It's still RNG, and take this with a grain of salt since I just heard it somewhere. One is guaranteed every number of TT. After 3rd or 5th without one I think
>>2513987It's less competitive than turf in Japan but winning races is still absurdly difficult and uma only presents the all time greatest horses.
>>2513987Not as strong as american horses in general but yeah dirt competition in japan is pretty damn good. It just has zero prestige because keibafags hate dirt
>>2513997So what's her REAL 3 sizes?
>>2513987If the competition was truly free there would be even more dirt legends than there actually are. NAR is smaller than JRA and thus has less focus from the industry over there, but that doesn't mean the horses themselves are weak. Some horses are built different. Inari was a NAR horse who transferred over and started bullying Turf Merchants too.
Is there an irl reason Haru and Rice always hang out together? Or is just purely because their fictional themes and personalities mesh so well?
>>2513987Japan preferred turf, but dirt is hard in itself.>is it any goodInternationally? Yes. This double crowned mad bastard is a dirt runner
>>2514005Why do the japanese look down on dirt so much anyway? I mean I can understand them just not caring for the dirtiness of dirt, but dirt is sort of the standard in the west right? You'd think that foreign prestige would carry over.
>>2513958 >>2513953Perfect, thanks gents.
>>2514005well at least dirt reputation slightly gets better after Cygays nepohors get voted HOTY last year>>2514015yurop prefer turf. America is where dirt really shines
>>2514015Turf is also more popular in Europe
>>2514015Worldwide everyone prefers turf, japan learned horse racing from the yuros and they prefer turf. Because it looks richer than dirt
>>2514010It's purely fictional. I doubt they even met IRL
>>2514015>dirt is sort of the standard in the west rightOnly USA mains dirt, anon.
>>2514022Rice died before Haru was even born.
Despite how sterile future uma designs become in terms of how fanservice-y they appear Cygames surprised me more with how much jiggle physics they still give to umas
>>2514033I think it's just baked into the engine considering the flattest umas can jiggle.
>>2514036Post rice jiggle
>>2514017>>2514018>>2514021>>2514022Ah, alright. I didn't realize it was just us. On a similar subject, how does the US compare to the rest of the world anyway? I guess I always just sort of assumed we were the strongest, but I know Japan does have a hard-on for Yuro horse racing.
>>2514033I wonder why the designs are becoming so sterile. Do you think it's because they don't want to deal with reconfiguring the umas to abide by Chinese law?
>>2513743LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>2514037I have the Taishin one but not the Rice one.
>Globalbabs don't know about prime smart falconhttps://youtu.be/ErOaWcp29IUhttps://youtu.be/STzWw_d80d0Would unironically give yanko a run for his money
>>2514040to be real, anon? US dirt races is top-notch. There's a reason BCC is watched by dirtfags everywhere. And Forever Young's victory being praised high.Your turf though, is mostly a joke.
First Nishino Flower run this CM, probably had one of my worst junior years every in MANT (skin outbreak, 3 infirmary turns to fix, absolutely minimal energy recovery items throughout the whole run). Hopefully with a stronger junior year we can snowball a little better and not waste so many turns resting/infirmary-ing
>>2514053Don't take acceleration, pretty sure it does nothing
>>2514056I'll keep that in mind going forward, but I did need a 3rd mid-race to proc THH so it's not entirely useless.
>>2514047>Straight up distances everyone both racesWhy doesn't she have runaways that horse is ridiculous
>>2514051I wasn't even aware there was turf racing in the states. Are there any turf G1s?
>>2514047That's why they called him "Silence Suzuka of dirt". I remember how Take described his running.>"Give me freedom, give me fire.Give me NAR races, or I retire."
>>2514072Only one I know is First Lady Stakes, because that's the first race I checked on Wikipedia :PThat's even a Breeder's Cup race.
>>2514072There's some, I'm aware of the Arlington Million which is in a couple months, I'll be there.
>>2514072American Oaks at Santa Anita is one
>>2514078Ain't that a dirt racetrack?
>>2514077>used to be held near me>now it's in VirginiaI still miss Arlington Park
>>2514082They have a mostly turf track. It cross the dirt at some point
>>2514082You know there's several race courses in Japan that are both dirt AND grass too, right? Santa Anita is both too.
I remember reading some folks saying Prof Curve is worse than Corner Adept for Gemini because the latter can proc twiceWhyDid I get punked
Best uma debuffers for mile runs?
>>2514090Air Groove
>>2514065Runaway isn't about winning by 10 lengths which is something that falco did. It's about maintaining a massive uncatchable lead of multiple lengths between 1 and 2 which falco never did. Plus, are you SURE you want smart falcon with access to runaway?
>>2514089Anon i think you got gaslit
>>2514089Bro where the fuck are you reading these things? Curvature can proc twice
Mandatory skills for the upcoming Cm?
>>2514095
>>2514072There's a large amount. We just had two reenactments this last weekend. There's going to be 3 G1 turfs in 2 weeks >>2513861
>>2514097be more specific. What style(s) are you running?
>near end of the run>realize I have too many megaphones and could have either bought other things or used them more aggressively even if it would have only been for one training >end shop has 3 gold cleats when I made sure to keep 3FUCK
If a race only has one corner mid-race does it count as the final corner?
>>2514101Pace
>>2514102This happens to me almost every run and I never learn. I know the one time I go into the TS Climax without 3 gold cleats will be the one time they have 0 cleats in the entire shop
>>2514103yup
>>2514097It is a repeat of Aries so XOguri double dom slop, I think Xog will be weaker here because if she whiffs 777 she's completely exposed with no backup and she'll have to compete against dober who will be busted as hell in the CM
>>2514104Nishino's ult...that's it. Pace got nothingyou can try Brian's ult as well, triumphant pulse, maybe mummy creek but probably not
>>2514095>>2514096you guys are dicks you know that
>>2514109Dick? I'm not the one who gaslit your gullible ass, we're trying to set you straight. Buy curvature neigha, always. And whoever gave you that advice you need to doublecheck next time
>>2514107Isn't dom a medium skill?>>2514108What about late racers?
Is it just me or have the threads gotten faster than they were about a week ago?
>>2514107Gemini is the next "upcoming", not Cancer.
>>2514102I've seen too many final shops with nothing but silver cleats and glow sticks to ever gamble on not having golds
>>2514106cool thanks>>2514103along that same line what happens if there is no corner in late race? does it always activate mid-race?
>>2514116They only have golds when you don't need them.
>>2514112Late really got screwed for Gemini. All they can do is gamble on On your left like always, hope they proc nimble nav, and pumping iron. You can also try Furious Feat. The real problems for Gemini are fronts and end closers. Lates and paces got the short end of the stick.
>>2514085Ack! My G dirt aptitude!>dies
>>2514109Anon....I don't think anyone ever said that here though, prof can proc twice and so can corner adept both have the same cooldown. Still i wasn't trying to be mean, im just telling you that you got gaslit!
>>2514118Ahhhh, MPB triggers on a late race corner before the final corner if that makes sense, it's not going to do anything for Gemini
The weak must fear the Meek
>>2514113The threads usually sustain 2-3 PPM with 4 when "stuff" happens. Its the exact same speed that we had in /v/. Only exceptions are weekends are usually very slow and after the stakes It always slows down
>>2514112>>2514114My bad, I didn't mean to gaslight>>2514109Where did you read that? Cuz I've never seen that gaslight. They're both the same skill so they have the same cooldown
>>2514127fuck then is it useless? goddamn it
>>2514121What about fronts then. I just use mihono again.
>No wit>No groundworkIt's so close, mile S also obviously preferable but getting to A is painful enough so I'll take the little win on that one.
>>2514132In the case of the last CM, MPB activates on the second to last corner in the red circle if it's in late race. The green section being the final corner, it does not activate
>>2514134All fronts are fantastic, bourbon is always the easiest to make. Smart falcon is the best one but also takes the most work.
>>2513804Convince me not to roll for the BNW alts. Xmas Biwa already claimed.
>Inari One and Sweep Tosho back to backCygames you fucks you want to drain my wallet before Grand Live
>>2514134You just put groundwork and plancha from el on there, and the usual front skills like dodging danger + prudent positioning combo, groundwork, escape artist, shifting gears, productive plan, mile/front corners, tail held high, playtime's over, and so on. It's a firm CM so you can use NTR's firm course menace gold for the extra speed/power boost as well
>>2514160>It's a firm CM so you can use NTR's firm course menace gold for the extra speed/power boost as wellNTR is NOT worth the borrowslot when you can borrow power helios and get escape artist, speed eater and slipstream
>>2514160>>You just put groundwork and plancha from el on thereMeant to say *Angling and scheming + plancha, but yeah you want groundwork too obviously
>>2513804I'd like to get a few of these, but they will all go in the spook bank.
>>2514161Sure, but if he's running Mihono (valentines?) then he doesnt need to borrow Helios because she has escape artist built in for free. You can get speed eater from other means, in that case you run NTR. If you don't have escape artist, then yeah you run the shitty helios card because it's that good. Speed eater is a good call though, you should put it on all your fronts if you can. Once again though, a lot of umas get it built in for free, including Valentines Bourbon.
>>2514169>>2514160VB has an event that guarentees her speed eater.
>>2514157We eating GOOD endbro, I got my 45k ready for my festival uma with anger issues. Hoping I can luckshit sweep so I don't have to swipe
Double circle btw
>>2514170Best part is that event is guaranteed. Its the valentines event. Smaru and VB both get speed eater guaranteed
>>2514172I should've rolled for Mr .CB tbqh, but I'm not exclusively an endGOD (other half is lates) so it felt like a whale trap
>>2514179You can get away with borrowing CB and wait for the rerun with creek, everyone's gonna need an MLB creek for GM.
>>2514128This just made me wonder if MANT would have been better if it had a cute new character to ease the pain.
>>2514183Would have been hard to fit her into MANT's lack of a story.
>>2514181I already MLB'd Creek after her first re-run, but yeah I'll probably still roll that banner
IS DOBER'S ULT GOOD FOR GEMINI
>>2514195no
>>2514195No, but it's good for Cancer, the one after Gemini. The accel that lates are using is Ryan's pump iron, but you could also try Cheerleader King Halo's inherit (6th to 9th) position, but that's more of an end closer thing.
>>2514195NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2514201I want to pinch Makween's cheeks
>Can't umaroll until L'arcThis is going to be extremely painful.
>>2514203read that as punch Makween's cheeks
>>2514195An easy way to check is if there's a corner #3 during late-race
>>2514207I want to punch Ryan's rockhard abs
>>2514204Yeah, I'm gonna be stuck rolling for cards for a while
>>2514207
what does "increases field of view" mean? are they good for end closers?
>>2514207She deserves it
Fuck I have to read so many posts... I don't want to
>All this>Can't get the mile A on first inspoI feel like she's really going to make me work for this down to the last possible run.
>>2514218FOV skills do literally NOTHING, do not take
>>2514220FlaQueen...
>>2514218FOV is pretty useless.
>>2514227Yeah and now I lose NHK six times in a row thanks to no mile A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2514233Such is the life of a dirty MUTANT
>>2514222Well, if you want to just see some OC, there's a song post at >>2513304 and a WIP fanfic update at >>2513943.
You talked a lot last night, what did you talk about, I missed it
>>2514187Not needed, just get LB1 CB from the selector + a gem during anni
>>2514229Not literally nothing, they affect the range of very specific skills like All-Seeing Eyes and I think a couple other debuffs.Also I swear I read somewhere deep in some technical doc that higher FOV helps the race AI with lane navigation when you're brocked but ultimately yeah it's a waste of skill points compared to literally every other skill
>>2514243Vision skills you get style Savvy since it's always on, any mid race FOV skill is trash. Lane acceleration and speed are better for side stepping blocks
I have enough points for either Mile/End Straightaway O or Intense Gaze, which one should I get?
>>2514239which uma would u fug
>>2514250who are you training?
>>2514250either mile or endgaze needs end savvy, and has a vision range similar to ASE
>>2514251Profiles->Sort By Height->AscendingThen work my way through this list
>>2514253WudolfFor Gemini I should mention>>2514254I'm guessing it doesn't matter which, I'll go with End then thanks
>>2514251
Has anyone ever lost the Twinkle Climax finals
I really thought this was gonna be the run but a day late and a dollar short. I'm actually sad. 3* speed polluted with 2* end just to rub it in
>>2514261I've seen a couple of screenshots during the Golshi week
>>2514258Oh yeah 100% get straightway
>go to bed >wake up to 1000 new postsIt's a weekday what are you doing going this fast?!
>>2514261
manno i've used hachimi wrong the whole time and now shits getting banned it's so over
>>2514263
>>2514257Even Urara?
>>2514268Same, it took me a while to realize there's a text speed and animation speed slider
>1* wit, 1* pace Does the game seriously have to give me the worst fucking sparks possible on a dedicated parent run? For fuck's sake. Such a dogshit system
>>2514269ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ˡᶦᶠᵉ
>>2514267Jesus lol
>>2514089I remember saying in an earlier thread Prof is worse than distance/style corners because prof CAN'T proc twice in Gemini and has a shorter duration. You might have misremembered it or the meaning got butchered in a game of telephone.
>>2514257>Grass Wonder is actually the same height as Shinko WindySomething about this is wrong. It's horribly wrong. I feel like something about her image has shattered now.
>>2514281Honestly I feel like you'd have to be a fool not to run curvature right now. It doesn't need to activate twice for it to be good lol
>>2514271Who am I to deny my daughter the ultimate prize for winning the Finale?
>>2514268You'll be fine, they're only hitting hardcore botters
>>2514284This, Curvature is either good, or great. Curvature also lets you gamble on a carryover in case vigor fails
It's my second summer and this is literally the first energy item I've had all run. I got no mile A even so I should just end it, but I'm out of borrows I'll just finish it and wait until tomorrow. It's genuinely fucking insane that you can bring 12 mile sparks and not hit the inspiration even a single time.
Tried Urara hopeless stakes. Head empty on first run and forgot to clock. 5th place was highest for the second run. Outta energy, yup yup sorry danchou
>>2514285Do you think Urara would drop the retard act if you fucked her hard enough?
>>2514294>actgot some bad news for ya, anon. might wanna take a seat
>>2514250You know what maybe I should just tell you guys the whole thingTo reliably proc Tail Held Hihg I'm assuming I should 4 mid-race skills instead of just 3, right? I actually have 314 skill points and I can get>Mile Straight>End Straight>Sunny Days>Standard Distance>Corner Recovery>some fov skills>a bunch of random debuffsWhat should I get?>bro where's your other inherited ultThis >>2514195 post is mine and I didn't get the memo>bro your witshut up
Retards get horny too
>>2514295Okay, real talk for a moment: I don't think she's THAT stupid. I think she just has crippling ADHD. She just seems to struggle to focus, and it's to the point that she's unable to spend time absorbing anything. If we gave her adderall, she might do a lot better.
>wanted to do 5 borrows>did none
>>2514298Everything gets horny, that's not a justification to fuck it
>>2514300Turns out you didn't want to do five borrows
>>2514303I want to because I have no Aces, then I fell asleep several times in a row
>>2514301Even retards want to be loved. I'd know.
>>2514301There are care works that literally take their retards to prostitutes because they do indeed want to fuck, they are just too retarded to not have to pay for it.
>>2514299>If we gave her adderall, she might do a lo-- AIEEEEEE
>>2514308You tried to convince yourself you wanted to, but what you really wanted to do was sleep. You did the right thing
>>2514297You should also know that Gambit and Sturm are bad until they get updated to activate in final spurt section of race (not the beginning of late race, it's ~50-60% of late race when the UI disappears). They typically activate while your uma is still accelerating late race
>>2514308I was falling asleep doing a Rudolf run earlier and now I'm wide awake at 2 am despite having work in the morning
>>2514301>Everything gets hornyWhat about asexuals?
>>2514312I'm not gonna make it to the CM... Again>>2514314I can't play MANT during work it requires too much brain capacity
>>2514313>SturmNTA, the fuck is Sturm other than a gun in Destiny?
>>2514316That's not a real thing.
>>2514318Sturm und Drang, "storm and stress" in germanT. Eishin Flash
>>2514317You have a whole week to crank out some aces
>>2514318Gold gambit exclusive to Hishiama and Aayabe for now
>>2514318upgraded Gambithttps://umamusu.wiki/Game:Skills/200631
>>2514321>>2514323>>2514324Ah, so literally named after the same shit as the Destiny gun so I was closer than I thought!
>>2514318I just remember them as that duo in Granblue.
My fucking trainee is posting shitty AI gens of her classmates on Umatter bro we are NOT gonna win this next race
>>2514299Anon she can't count
Rank them in terms of dateability
>>2514336she doesn't need to know how. She just needs to lay there
>>2514339I barely even know them. I guess Fujin at the top, Smart Falcon at the bottom.
>>2514339I don't know enough about most of them really but I'm taking Suzuka 1st regardless.
>>2514339FujinSuzukaMaruzenskyBourbonPOWER GAPFalcon
I wish horses were real.
Miserable last run of the day, but I will continue to consider until it hits.
Shouldn't we be getting more rooms closer to CM?
My feed is full of beautiful fat Super Creek birthday tits
>>2514339MaruzenskyFujinSuzukaBourbonFalcon I'm gonna be honest, smart falcon is my favorite out of the sisters (and one of my favs in general) and I find her incredibly attractive, but it's much, much funnier to leave her alone
>>2514347We've had a lot more rooms, this thread and last thread were packed full of them
>>2514284>Honestly I feel like you'd have to be a fool not to run curvature right now.Distance/style corners is more cost effective if you can only get one you should forego prof.
>>2514330Kek
>>2514339>MaruSweet loving hag that might be somewhat of a handful dragging you to bubbyland or taking you on wild car rides where you fear for your life. She's a sweetheart and probably has good taste in old music>FalcoHas a similar problem to Curren where she's an idol, everything is focused on her idol career and all that, gaining fans. She's got a dirter complex so you have to console her a lot probably. Bit of high maintenance if you ask me, but she's cute and her story to win people over is heartwarming. Would be a sweetie>SuzukaProbably the least communicative of the bunch. Just wants to run for fun, pretty simple minded. Isn't going to cause drama over stuff but seems very particular in how she wants things. Not exactly a talkative girl and seems somewhat on the spectrum, but can appreciate the simple things in life.>BourbonI still need to play her career + actually watch her story but from what I've seen from her that despite her robotic demeanor, she's anything but cold, and a great cook as well. Tends to put others above herself, maybe to her own detriment. Very head strong, stubborn, and independent, but obviously a huge autist. >FujinSame as above, yet to play her career or side story but as a wagie, I think she'd be the perfect girlfriend if you want to be a house-husband. She'd be intent on working so I guess if you enjoy spending time by yourself and seeing her in small bursts she'd be a good girl, she definitely wants to support her family.
>>2514346I would >consider the following changes to your deck>replace NTR with windy (if you have her)>borrow power helios for escape artistFCM isn't nearly as impactful in a mile.
>>2514359>seems somewhat on the spectrumSuzuka is deep, deep on the spectrum lol
>>2514339Falco gives toss job in the backstage
>>2514354In my experience, everyone is running curvature. If you don't run curvature, you get passed by the people that have curvature. It's very strong. Not gonna say you need it, but ideally you should be grabbing both curvature AND distance/style corners
>>2514339Maru, Fujin, Suzu, Bourbon, FalcoI actually like Falco, but that's why I can't ruin her umaidol career by dating her
>>2514366Alright there Curren, tone it down
Time for the paka live!
Genie appears and forces a wish on you. >You will own a successful japanese race horse that will become an umaWhat're ya naming it?Was playing around with this for funhttps://scarlocodes.github.io/Japanese-Race-Horse-Name-Generator/#
>>2514364Well, I don't know about that. I've watched the anime, watched her career multiple times, quite enjoyed her story. And while she has some mannerisms that are autistic, I think you could say pretty much every uma in the cast is autistic sometimes downright schizophrenic. To me compared to a lot of umas, Suzuka actually knows what she wants, and she's mostly at peace with herself. She's got a pretty firm head on her shoulders. If she is on the spectrum, she's high functioning, and you can't say that for a lot of the whackier umas who are super weird but are just failures or struggle a lot. Suzuka doesn't overthink stuff, doesn't have stupid meltdowns, doesn't have annoying quirks. She's just kinda simple and calm, so that's why I mean "somewhat".
>>2514339I want to date falco the most but i think cucking her with the other nigekiri sisters is really funny
>>2514362>If you have WindySure I do
>>2514375and to compare it to someone like bourbon, I say is COMPLETELY on the spectrum because she talks like a fucking robot and thinks she's a gundam. That makes Suzuka look REALLY normal in comparison.
>>2514377NTA, but stick with NTR. You don't NEED escape artist, even if it's good to have. Firm Course Menace is good, NTR is a good card period and helps you build power and speed. If you don't have Windy MLB'd, don't switch, stick with NTR
>>2514377Uhhh never mind then!
>>2514374They gave me such a great name that I can't in good conscience even name a second or third place.
>>2514381Yeah, I was just showing anon that I will likely not have an MLB Windy until it's not even worth having. I would've tried her already otherwise, but thanks to fucking RB rubbish I have to use this.
>>2514336And on our very first introduction, she successfully completes one lap before she gets completely sidetracked and unable to continue training for the day.Even someone with average intelligence would struggle to learn addition if you get distracted THAT easily.
>>2514386Might be blessing in disguise BECAUSE Helios is in fact a shit card that people ONLY borrow for Escape Artist which on top of it being a shit card, it's also an agemasen card, so she might give you fast-paced instead. As a stat stick, she's pretty much useless and on par with her SR version. Just enjoy not having to worry about dealing with that humiliation ritual, NTR is a fine alternative.
>>2514388The hints are super nice though
>>2514374>Rudolf TachyonIs this the ultimate POTENTIAL UMA who would put everyone in the world into Fraud status simply by existing? I would kind of rather train Magnetic Gun...
>>2514389The hints are bonus, not guaranteed to show up and she's a power card so you're probably not doing much power training to begin with. Escape artist is nice, maybe getting some hints is nice. But as a stat stick and being an agemasen? It's a shit card man, but escape artist is just that good. It's just not very fun to run her at all.
Would you marry Fenomeno?
>>2513885Will be saving up two years more for her
>>2514367I'm not saying you shouldn't run prof please read what i actually wrote!
I shouldn't have fallen asleep, I need to force myself to sleep less so I can make it to Gemini and play more MANT
Rank em.
>>2514400Thinking about this for half a second made me realize half the cast belongs in a mental institution
>>2514339I only have Smart Falcon, but she'd probably be around the middle point. If she's still working as an idol, then she'd suck because she has to maintain neutrality as hard as humanly possible in order to appeal to THOSE fans. But I think that she would be great as a wife once she retires. She's definitely a people pleaser.
>>2514402That's just women in general
First time in my life not getting a single rival in Junior year, what the fuck, that can happen?
>>2514402That's just horses in general
>>2514402I won't lie, despite some of them being really weird they're still infinitely more pleasant than any person I've met in my entire life.
>>2514410Actually, I think the reason why people think the umas are autistic or whatever is because they're horse brained. Of course they're neurodivergent to humans, they're not running on human logic.
>>2514400>Mihono Bourbon and Eishin Flash fighting for #1 most autistic uma of all time
>>2514416>Eishin FlashWorse, she's a Jerry.
>>2514398You see though, I don't really agree with what you're saying>if you can only get oneIf you can only get one, I think you spent your SP poorly. I just don't know what situation you'd be in where you blew all your SP to the point where you couldn't get curvature. I might be splitting hairs here, but when you say that you can forfeit one for the other if you don't have enough, people might start thinking that you can just pass on curvature entirely, and I really don't think you should. You should prioritize it, maybe not number one priority, but it should be on most everything in my opinion. If you don't have it, you're gonna feel it. In most cases, you should make sure you have it, just my opinion though. Remember, this whole conversation started because somebody got confused over a piece of advice that frankly, I don't think was very good to begin with even if he misunderstood it entirely lol. All I'm trying to do is make an argument for Curvature and how you shouldn't be passing it up, and it's dangerous to act like it's okay to pass it up, because everyone's running it. That's all
Alright, wish me luck. Time to lock in.
>start parent grinding>suddenly make my highest ranking uma everMy summers weren't even goodIs the truth of this mode really just "get to 70 race bonus and auto win"?Like if that had even okay-ish summers that would have been my first UG
>already preordered maruzen>fukukitaru got announced a few months ago>now this https://x.com/figsoku/status/2059470218372751787cygames sama please spare me I don't have the room for more horses
>>251442370 RB is crazy. But yeah this is why I urge people to do more races. I usually end my races with 40 or so
>>2514425Where do you pre order? I want a flash fig she's my oshi
>>251442670 rb is honestly much easier to achieve than people think Of course im using nice nature on bourbon so shes just a stat stick but you get the idea, absolutely not a whale deck
>>2514429amiami is the safest way for me, in fact is already uphttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-202862also a dirterhttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-202341
>>2514431>Tama Nendos are still aronudOh dammit, I didn't need to see that.
>>2514423>Is the truth of this modeIf you're talking about just making high rank umas, then it's all about getting lucky with rival hints and SP bonus. My highest rank was from a Ryan parent run with 55 RB
>>2514430Beautiful work anon
>>2514436How the fuck are you anons getting multiple 1200s in MANT when I'm not even getting a single 1200?
I'm going to sleep and when I awaken, someone will have lost the wedding banner dice roll, and then later someone will have a crashout over it
>>2514430>much easier to achieve than people thinkYeah sure, I'll dump my gold crystals on Ayabe. Oh wait, I didn't roll herThat said, we talk a lot about the SSRs that we should be rolling in the future. I'm sure there are some decent SRs coming too, but do we know any big deal ones that blow the initial run of SRs out of the water?
>>2514443From what I know, SR Speed Pasa is pretty decent, and SR Wit Seiun is a nice cope wit for fronts
>>2514431>old Cafes all sold out>new cafe in March 2027Pain.
>>2514440They're probably high rolling. In my case, I'm gutsmaxxing but my cards suck so I don't even know what's going on. My Ayabe is only LB2, my CB is LB0, my only speed card is LB3, I'm running only 50 RB and I'm confused. The career is still around so I can finish tomorrow's dailies instantly and if I feel bad, I don't have to worry about missing anything.
>>2514446Try on Mandarake, I've bought plenty of unopened figs there that are out of stock elsewhere
>>2514447Okay, I guess the question becomes: When 39 of the turns are occupied with races, how the hell do you find any time to train between races? I am not getting enough vitas and lucky charms to be able to escape the 0-energy penalty.
>>2514426How am I meant to do more races? I barely have time and energy to train, I don't even know where people get 40 races from since that seems like asking for mood downs
>>2514455I fight the mood downs with cupcakes, but I'm barely able to get to 39 consistently as-is and my highest stat is still speed at around A with 4 speed cards...
I am having a good run and my hints have been nothing short of garbage, this hurts especially on Fronts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBij4Vo04L4
>>2514455>mood downsWell byeah, that's why you always use cupcake + green juice combo to torture your trainee moarr
>>2514457>>2514461Cupcakes aren't as common as you think
>>2514463>You need items to run races all the time.>The only way to get enough items is to run races all the time.>So you must run races even if you have no items.It's not quite Catch 22 but near enough.
>>2514463>Cupcakes aren't as commonWell, yeah, I usually only get 2-4 each run. They're there to put out the fire and make sure I don't go into awful while waiting for a turn to go to the infirmary to deal with my skin because I've only ever seen one cream in the last 10 runs, or recreation if I can find room for it instead of using vita & saved up luck charms.
>didn't do daily>can't be bothered to even open the game>life improves
>>2514451It all comes down to getting lucky for the majority of your eight summer trainings and then the last three during the finals. Anything else is a bonus.
>>2514469
>>2514155Her Winning Tickets will be on full display
>>2514473Post all your cards
>>2514476I think this is the first time I've seen an uma seem... Okay with giving you the boots in one of these comics, rather than being embarrassed. Kind of cursed.
I think my umas should get slow metabolism if I overfed them on cupcakes. I also think they should import the belly model in-game for Slow Metabolism, funny idea right? Haha
>>2514473Definitely a card issue
>>2514477Auuugh. https://limewire.com/d/wHTgh#PhwtxnWaEcI'm going to start namefagging with this damn link if I keep getting asked this question.Currently saving for Speed Tachyon.
>>2514261It's physically impossible to lose a single TC race
>>2514483How does absolutely everyone and their grandmother get Left / Spring / both on their fucking aces? I never get either of them and they're not on any of the commonly used cards.
>>2513804>Goldu Shippu(forma de sexo)>Hall Monitor(Will probably wait for tomboy humiliation alt)>Ticketzo(Cleavage version)>Fish lips>MYSTERY UMA>Nakadashi Festa(Will probably wait for sex alt)>Granny>Donkeh>Linkin Park Brian(if I can afford it)>FAT FUCKING THIGHS>WEIIIIII>Stinko Windslow>Mister CBTI'm....I' not gonna make it...
>>2514484Oh... Yeah, you are going to be on struggle street until you can dump on Tachyon. It is what it is.
>>2514476You've twisted my arm. Ticketo will come home
>senior early september>run going well>bourbon hasn't finished her event line>kita just started hers
>>2513804>Zenno Rob RoyAtleast GL isn't very harsh
>>2514484Don't name fag, just remember....there's around 300 people or so in total in our club population. Not everyone is aware thay you're poor struggling cardlet
>>2514485Tell that to this particularly bad attempt at getting turf Urara!
How do i spend my leftover skill points?
>>2514506straightaway adept, mile straightaway, front straightaway, spring runner
>>2514490time to use THAT
>>2514506This looks good, personally I would do final push as a gamble and mile maven
>>2514509Well I dod get a job so maybe NOW I'm going to get that monthly packI've been delaying since september...
>>2514513Your math reps?
>>2514501>don't namefagAw, but the oldfags did it ;(Fair enough. Just exasperated how many times I've given that link. To be fair, I don't think anyone would've known it was me without asking, despite how few cards I actually have at my disposal. It's not something I expect people to memorize, but it's still silly that I keep forgetting that people are going to ask about it. >>2514494Damn you casino!!!I kind of figured, but I was hoping that maybe I could squeeze a little more out of my current options, especially since it doesn't look like I'll even be able to specialize into any specific trainee.
>>2514516My bad anon it's 1 am
>>2514489Luck. Got it at debut.
>>2514506Mile Melvin and either of the straightaway skills
>>2514495Its also better than her base version, not that its saying much, so if you to make BNW teams in the future...
>>2514506Don't listen to third rate trainers, do the correct thing pick Radiant Star
>>2514524Radiant Star has 11% winrate for fronts.
>>2514525Anon....it's satire....
For a Front, Focus or double circle Front Corners? (Kita didn't finish her event chain)
>>2514529Focus is terrible only concentration is good.
>>2514529Focus a shit, get that ◎.
Fuck that midrace, could've been so much better if I got luckiet with hints. Also no PP+DD FUCK, and those Guts are gonna get me killed I don't know how some of you get to 600, I bought all the guts items. FUCK THIS COULD'VE BEEN IT, what do you guys think? ;__;
does CM start on the 4th or its just registrations?
Narita Top Road chibi in her 1koma...erotic
>>2514537Good enough for me.
>>2514544First round.May 31 is registration.If we reach 300 images in the next hour, I'll make an OP where that's clearer since that is actually fairly pertinent information.
>>2514537It's definitely A finals material if you can replicate it with two more fronts.
>>2514554>there's lesser time than I thoughtFuck
Hey so there was a rentry posted like 3 threads ago with some materials I think are a bit useful, even if most of them are obvious. Is it okay with you guys if it gets added to the OP, or should it remain off of it?This is the Rentry: https://rentry.org/ur65dd59(And if the guy who made it is here at the moment, mind putting https://umamusume.com/news/ somewhere in it too, please?)
On second thought, maybe don't actually, the timeline link already basically does everything this does and more.
>>2514551>>2514558It's kind of relieving to hear but I feel like she will still struggle to gigaFronts built by the better players on Group A. Would you believe me if I told you that I got that Seiun the first try?
>>2514559I get to play my favorite game: ESL, or just plain tired?
>>2514517You should have a reasonably high LB Welfare SSR wit from the event at this point, and if you've been trading shoes in your club, you also should have enough points to start buying copies of the Brian Speed SSR that's not terrible. If you can't buy it, you need to go watch the main story chapters. Those two are going to be the mainstays of your deck until Tachyon since MLB of bad cards is way better then LB0 of good cards, and yours aren't really even good, no offense. That LB3 Kawakami welfare is also probably worth bringing
>>2514592I dropped the Kawakami by accident for this run. I meant to replace Ms. Grilled Squid with Mrs. Addict and not Cinderella, but oh well.I haven't watched anything from the event yet, and I haven't used most* of my 850 spin tokens yet, hence why I don't have the SSR wit from this event. I'll do that tomorrow.
>>2514603You can set the roulette to spin until it completes the card in the settings tab on that page. It'll also stop at 25 to tell you that you're guaranteed to hit whatever you're missing on any subsequent rolls, but still gets it down to only a couple of button presses.I cannot emphasize enough how important it is for you to start earning club points, though. You're going to really want Brian SSR since it's actually pretty decent, if volatile with it's low special priority and 0 starting friendship, and then you're gonna want to start working on the Team Sirius card since it's also pretty decent and the dates give massive flat stats that're probably bigger then even your rainbow trainings.
>>2514580I got that Fuji on my first try with trash summer trainings. Nothing special.
Why is all the BGM so good though
>>2514617I've got 2,295 club points so far. Just need to watch the main story.Isn't it limit 1 though, meaning I can't level break it at all?
>>2514626No, it just gets more expensive with each copy you buy.
This years swimsuit alts? Hmmm...Agnes Digital and Shinko Windy
>>2514623What Fuji?
>>2514628Ah, okay.
>>2514584ESL for not knowing when is the registration date?
>>2514646ESL(or tired) for using "lesser" to refer to the time left.I'm mostly asking because I either give them a pass or give them a quick English lesson to explain where they went wrong and try to encourage them to keep it up.
>>2513736>carrotsTeio would never. Not for carrots at least.
>>2514649Ah, I guess I'm an ESL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUgJfv2hJVIPakalive #3 in about 30 bings
>>2514653I guess I should've asked if you even wanted the English lesson.
>>2514659Gonna put this on a second monitor while comfy working from home
What is the Smart Falcon schedule?
>>2513709Let me guess, cats also cant do this, right?
>>2514679>>2513709HOLY SHIT GUYS
Welp, someone else will have to bake. I'm going to bed. Sorry lads, hope you lot have a good rest of your days.
>>2514701Gn burgerbro, you'll wake up to news of the Pakalive
I think weve got half an hour left before pakalive? https://www.youtube.com/live/VUgJfv2hJVI
>>2514707I thought there were already 30 bings left >>2514659
>>2514712I mean, it says 20:00 on the thumbnail, so i thought there were about 20 bings to go, still
>>2514726Yeah you are probably right
Holy shit Grass is hosting, MAYBE SHE IS GETTING THE THIRD ALT?
It started
>>2514763If Grass gets a third alt I can't imagine nips being happy about it...
Why is Blast Onepiece here when she is still not even in the game lmfao
>>2514773Nips understand that the sooner you start umaganda, the better.
>>2514780Her umaganda has been going for a year+ by now, no?
since that one anon asked: tanuki update
Keibafags, who is this man?
>>2514787didn´t you hear, thar´s c. lemaire
Nippon d-d-d...DAAAAAAHHHHHBYYYYYY?!?!?!
>>2514787He's a keiba commentator, one of the bigger ones as he gets to do the DAAHHHHHBY and such.
>>2514790>>2514793OOOOOH KINO DAAAAHBY COMMENTATOR
NEW TEIO ALT?! SASUGA TEIO!
Can someone bake so we can post images when the wedding outfits drop?
Is it live right now? Also it's Creeks birthday.
>>2514787>>2514793Oh yeah he also did the "Glories" set of CMshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbt92lfEMkkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81VRsgLCvxQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPaUuv2rgFAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCh62K0u45shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZi4BoteC80https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW29wXWxj8s
>>2514810theyre talking to >>2514790nothing special is happening rn
>>2514813Hmmm, guess I'll keep an eye on the thread then. I don't understand Japanese.
Last-ish for Creek
WHAT DOES THE QUESTION SAY
>>2514816i have the stream opened on mobile so im just waiting until they show the alts.
CAFE CAFE COME ON ITS ABOUT TIME SHE GOT HER SECOND ALT
>nobody guessed rightKEK
>>2514819Which part of Take Yutaka does this guy think is the most attractive?A. His strength and sense of humorB. His physical fitnessC. His surprising taste for cute things
>>2514829lmao
Do you guys glue a run if you fail two G1s in a row?
>>2514840i glue runs after failed G2s dude
when will these fags show the alts
LEMEME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEEEEEEEEK
I think Cafe is getting the Alt lads
Wake me up when they reveal the alts
>>2514892Sure I'll send you an e-mail
BROS WHAT DID I MISS I JUST GOT HOME
>>2514897Nothing
I'm getting worried, they are going through Cafes cards
Nothing ever happens
>>2514901Phew I just got home in time
Things are happening constantly.
THIS FAGGOT AGAIN GOD DAMNIT FUCK OFFFFFFF
MR. CLEAT NIGGER ALTS COMING
YOU WILL RESPECT MR CLEAT
BEGONE YOU RAINBOW SEMI-CIRCLE FREAK
In this house Mr.Cleat is a hero, end of story.
I think Mr Cleat is neat
Ryan really, really needs a new alt that makes her less chopped, what the fuck is that?
THAT'S NOT CAFE
SHUT THE FUCK UP MR. CLIT
Why is the debuff symbol crossed out?
D-D-D-
No....not 1200 guts...
>>2514924No debuffs allowed
Holy shit this faggot's voice is making my ears bleed.
Every time you cleat an SSR you give him more screen time btw.
>>2514772But Grass is Japanese...
>3600mFinally a gigalongslop CM.
What is that under number 8?
DOKAI DEIO :DDDDDDD
TEIO MENTIONEDShe gets a Fast Learner event with new pots apparently. Not sure exactly.
Unrelated question but for those familiar with gash, which uma would you think best fits Kido?
GET THAT FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME
BUT CAN THEY PROC HER UNIQUE
I'm happy at the same time I'm seethingIT TOOK THEM THIS LONG FOR HER ULT TO BE USABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2514956What are going on about?
>>2514956Could've held off on it if you ask me
Well?
>>2514960Carrots I wouldn't want to take anon's wife on a date, it'd be rude.
>>2514957Teio will finally be able to activate the Teio Step
>>2514957Pakatube stream. Not even evolved skills made her usable so this is a first
>>2514960Dude we are fucking married of course dinner with her, I love her.
>>2514966Yeah but if you're married then you can have dinner any time so you may as well take the carats
>>2514966You idiot, if you're married you can have dinner with her every night. You should have taken the carrots.
Mighty fuckable Cafe
>wasted image slots 10 seconds before cafe revealDUMBASSES!!!
HERE IT IS
Cafebros, we won.https://litter.catbox.moe/r4ifoj0vjfcfbvbv.png
New bread or should we catbox for a while?
will cafefags shut the fuck up now?
YES!! UESSSSSSS
>>2514974>hair tiedSEXXOOOOOOOOOO
>>2514960I choose dinner with this guy's >>2514966 wife
Something is happening so I'm bakingGive me 2 mins
>Valentines AND a wedding altWow
Gentildonna is about to mog this wooden plank
FUCK CAFE LOOKS GREAT
>Long only recovery uniqueOH NO NO NO NO
PLACE YOUR BETS, GENTLEMEN WHO WILL BE THE SECOND WEDDING UMA
>>2514989Freshly baked. Go post images there
>>2514968>>2514969It's not about money, it's about the message>>2514971Sorry I'll delete mine, POST CAFE
>>2514990>recovery for the only distance it mattersgood?>>2514991Please god let it be Alegria
>>2514990Cafe is already a long specialist, so you know, whatever
GENTIL WEDDING IS REAL
>>2514995:(
>>251496050k carats to use on other umas that I actually like
There's a new thread already for those who misse it or still in here
>>2514339Bourbon>Fujin>Suzuka>Falco>MaruSex appeal:Bourbon>Maru>Fujin>Falco>Suzuka
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