>Gemini Cup (Race starts on June 4th)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmNext /v/ Triple Crown schedule for May (May 30th)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.png>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herself>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbMonthly Schedule (May)https://files.catbox.moe/v6dfqz.jpgRandom PvP race generatorhttps://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaPrevious: >>2523726
>>2526320what club? I suspect we're in the same one because I only ever see folks trading mediums
whats your favourite bird?
>>2526322Der/v/. Some people request dirts and sprints from time to time though
>>2526324penguin
>>2526325oh we not in the same one then, so I'm guessing it must generally be considered bad etiquette
Gemini Rooma74876482
>>2526324A Sparrow
>>2526330clean win for kinground 228031681
>>2526334My Kingu was like a fucking rocket jesus
>>2526325>sprints from time to time thoughI've only done this because I got donating and asking mixed up a few times.
>>2526334phantom bird holds on just long enoughround 321121321
>>2526338i´m out have fun
>>2526338>machan
is Urara any good as closer?
Hey guys I have a question: how do I create an end closer spark? I've been relying on a borrow for my Mayano Top Guns but I wanna have my own uma for end closer mutations.
>>2526343Just run a more dedicated End Closer like Golshi
>>2526338king wins again, strong finishround 491008481
>>2526342Yes. The only problem is that you have to fit the end spark into her already crowded pool.
>>2526342>is Urara any goodno
>>2526347oguri snatches itmy falcon was so far out that she never got her ult uff bruhdidnt think this could actually happen in current yearround 552470724
christ i fucking give up trying to train long shitters, zero problem getting SS with everything else but long runners i'm lucky to get S+
>>2526358When my Kingu rocket hits it hits hard. If only it always hit, but that's the late life.
>>2526358falcon didnt get to ult AGAINman, yeah alrighttaishin fulfills her potentialgood races everybody, thanks for joiningim off to take a shit
Is the JP anon who said he'd help me with my pulling schedule still here? I've been kind of racking my brain over this; I've already made a lot of questionable cuts and I have no idea how to fit actual umas into this schedule.
>>2526343At the end of a career it rolls randomly on everything you have a aptitude on to decide what spark you get. If you want to make it as likely as possible to get a specific spark you run an uma with as few high aptitudes as possible to decrease the pool of elligible sparks.
Mom found the Rice Shower body pillow
>>2526392...can I see it too?
>>2526374Not a JPbro, but just at a glance you've got Akikawa + Flower listed twice. That seems to be fucking with your numbers; if you remove the dupe then you should be able to fit in another 1-2 cards or umas
Tested out my Cheerus, and out of the four candidates, Mile a Minute Cheeru was the first to get five wins, but I dunno, Leading the Charge one got four wins so I seek a second opinion
we're 1 year in and its kinda appalling how much of a nothingburger the idol stuff turned out to be for the game. its never really a thing in event stories and in the main story it always just ends up like "oh I guess we have to sing and dance now lol". the only character that cares about it is Smart Falcon and I reckon most people still forget about the whole thing even when talking about her. doesn't help that all the songs they've added until now after the initial batch are all ass.
I wish all falcoids a very Mile A
>>2526403Thanks for heads up. But yeah here you can see my problem. I can make this work if I set Taishin and Rudolf to 0/skip them, but it still leaves me with no room for actual umas and I've heard conflicting information as to whether or not they are actually skippable.
>>2526415Why are you pulling for Marvy?
Guess who never has to gamble on Speed Star again.
>>2526418She's an oshi pick. I've wanted her pretty much since the game released.
>>2526420Fair enough, I envy you, my oshi picks are so many I won't be able to roll for cards
>>2526408>the songs they've added until now after the initial batch are all ass.Hey, FUCK you, i liked an overwhelming majority of them.
>>2526422I've had to make a lot of concessions, like giving up on Ace, because I'll pretty much never use her since she's a runaway. Same with Tap Dance City. To be completely honest, seeing just how demanding the game becomes card wise and how little room you have to get the actual girls, it really demotivates me.
>>2526419
>>2526415This a site or did you make this?
Been procrastinating building my end closer, what inherits and skills do you need? Is it just spurt, umastan, pump and moving past like every other time or are some other skills more relevant on this track?
>>2526438Tracen Cheer, and either pump or a velocity inherit.You want spurt, umastan and daring strike. If anyone tells you about Full of Vigor this late, close your eyes and ignore their advice.
>>2526437I didn't make it, some guy did. I just copied his google sheet.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/100t3hnYl5Qm2UR8RtPlH-8Xd9KQbBlxEdXUOIR4d394/copy?gid=607505096#gid=607505096
>>2526438daring strike is the big oneking halo's alt inherit toocan borrow mr. cock balls for daring strike
>>2526431Personally I made my peace with never getting a plat, its comfy in group B, I get to see some funny builds, and last five CMs I came first in B Finale that is a lie, I came second in Aries A finals so I use that as coping that I if I decided to be competitive, I would've been able to get a plat
>>2526419I love the chiyo
>>2526444I'm trying skills on blank umas in the umalator right now and alt halo's ult only gives 0.04 lengths though.
>>2526445Based umaroller. The cards ill be getting from selectors + free pulls will be enough. Oh, actually, that reminds me>>2526374Did you consider the selectors and stuff we'll be getting? A selector plus some crystals might save you a spark, especially since not all cards are "MLB or brick" it seems
>>2526449You're probably looking at the wrong skill
>>2526415I really don't think you have to get every single "meta" speed card. We're on an accelerated schedule, if you MLB some pair of SSR speed cards I don't think it's worth it to try to MLB another every few months. Going from SR cards to MLB SSR is the big jump but going from meta SSR to another meta SSR really isn't that gigantic of a boost.
>>2526454I indeed mixed up alt halo's and alt nature's skills, thanks for the advice.
>>2526406Any help? I don't know how to use umalator and never made an SS rank uma
Winning with your oshis building whatever the fuck you want on them is so much more rewarding.
Thank God there is still a week left before CM
>>2526448Same. It’s a pretty cute story too. Chiyo tries to overcome her motion sickness by going on swings and amusement park rides so she can eventually go for a drive with Maruzensky.
>>2526464what sorta deck and parents have you got my good man?
>>2526408Yeah I was hoping the idol bit was just a little more relevant in the game, only falcon actually takes her role as an idol as something equally important as being racer, sure the other girls all practice dancing but it's not really the same at all.That's why I tried to install gakuen idolmaster, but the japanese are set on not letting us dirty gaijin playing it and I'm not down to pay a vpn to play it (I'm not even sure if it would work since the free vpns all failed anyway)>>2526423funny enough a lot of the songs I heard I was so-so about it only for me to start hearing nonstop, they really grow on you.
>>2526445I've won a few, and I can't forget the taste of victory. That being said, even though I'm making these plans now, there's always a chance I might just skip a banner just so I can get an uma I want and be stuck borrowing that card for whoever knows how long. >>2526453I don't think the calculator takes selectors in account, maybe crystals. >>2526457To tell you the honest truth, I'm just going off of this image and a some posts from the JP anons.
>>2526464Left has like no midrace apart from tail held high, which will only trigger if you trigger three other midrace skills. That aside it's really only a stat difference, which it wins on.
First time mutator here. Do you prefer making your own parent with mutation sparks, and then grab some giga Mile parent since there's more to choose from aiming for ideal mile genes? Or would you rather make the giga mile parent yourself then grab whatever you find on chrono for the mutation gene?Pic unrelated
>>2526418NTA but I've basically started for Marvie: I don't know much about the future JP meta, is she particularly bad? Do I have a rough way ahead of me?
>>2526487Make my own distance parents, since it's more general and reusable. Style parents are for specific CMs
>>2526472There are their decks and both had same parents, i.e. Rudolf with 2* mile 2* wit and 6* power 5* end grandparents, and a borrow Ryaj with 3* speed * mil3 3* power 3* woth and 3* end sparksParents aren't ideal, but Cheeru needs those end sparks>>2526481Bit odd since left won more times but fair enough
>>2526488Oh no, I don't know if she is bad actually, just an unusual pick, although I am tempted to get her too just to see what the hell is going on in her career
I know its not sunday yet but I wish all of you anons a very MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArvelous day
>>2526497You're not gonna believe which horse has a birthday tomorrow
>>2526497The marvellousness... Its spreading...
huh its already sunday?
>>2526497I got called in on the weekend. Not marvelous at all.
not every day can be sundaybut every day can be MAAAAAAAAAAAAArvelous :)
>>2526487I'm usually lazy so I just do one run for the parent using a borrow and one of my accidental ace parent with the desired pink or desired blue. I don't really care what the parent sparks are anymore.Fuck MANT.
>>2526487Unnecessary image
>>2526506I find it very necessary
I'd rather fuck King Halo alone, no Seiun Sky needed.
My neimu is Pama.
>>2526491i feel like right build is pretty alrightcan you consistently hit this level of power?if so i think getting an SS statline is pretty doablemaybe a couple more races if the run permits, and things could be looking very good
I can't find a good Mile Seiun borrow
Picking baby names must be wild if you knock up an Uma>If it's a boy it can be Jim, or maybe Ryan>And if it's a girl it can be Seiun Sky, or maybe Symoli Sirius
it's almost a new month that means more skill books which means I can get more hint levels on her skills
>>2526525>and if it's a girl it can be ryan
>>2526500>You're not gonna believe which horse has a birthday tomorrowWhy do you numbnuts keep screwing up OP images? Sunday is less than 2 hours away!
>>2526525Do you think Uma moms secretly hate their sons? Especially if they end up having no daughters?
>hmm yes... "Mister Cock Ball" a nice feminine name for my female daughter
>>2526538Depends on the Uma I suppose, Kingu's mother would probably abort any sons.
>I dont know why but I feel the irresistible urge of naming my daughter Mayano Top Gun.
>>2526520>can you consistently hit this level of power?Heheh...no
>My daughter's name, you ask? Bubble Gum Fellow.
>Okay so we have two daughter, one will be named Biwa Hayahide and other will be Narita Brian>But sir, aren't those two different surnames?>Shut up
>>2526542Despite appearances King's mom does care about her, she's just very bad at communicating. If anything she'd be happy about sons because they wouldn't be pressured to follow in her footsteps.
>>2526537Dacchi.... Nyoooo....
>Let's name our daughter No Reason>What!? Why?>
>>2526552FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS HE INTERACTIONS IN KING'S SMILE AND ARIMA KINEN WIN, in a way she is similar to Kingu who too won't admit to her worries
>>2526548>This is my daughter Biwa Hayahide, and my other daughter Narita Brian. And this is their little friend, Narita Taishin.
>>2526557>And this is Narita Top Gun who has nothing to do with either of them
>>2526555Kek>>2526546Completely, honestly, 100% unbiased, but thats a good name, actually
>>2526541>>2526538>>2526525>>2526532>>2526543>>2526546It's always been pretty clear, at least to me, that since the three Godesses themselves bring the horse souls form our world to theirs that they also get divine inspiration for the name. Seems obvious
>>2526567we're 'aving a laugh, dummy
Funny racehorse names is unironically one of the things that drew me to this game. Seeking The Pearl? What a ridiculous name for what is basically a human girl.
>>2526537But its 2pm...
My daughters? Vodka, Bourbon, and Gimlet, of course
>>2526556Let's be honest. Most of /v/ma is populated by Falco trainers. You can't expect them to understand complexities like that.
>wife is giving birth to our child>we have the perfect name planned for whether its a boy or a girl>the baby comes out and has umamusume ears>a giant epithet appears next to her and now we have to call our child royce and royce
Maybe you take newborn Umas to a Goddesses temple and the Priests name them, idk
>>2526578not obsessed btw
>>2526587>Your daughter shall be named...Kidslookintouchable!
>>2526552>>2526556I think most actually DID get it. It's just it still does NOT justify her actions or how she acted throughout her entire career. One kindness does not equalize all the shit she's done.
>>2526578Actually, I thought it was pretty obvious that Kingu's mom simply doesn't want Kingu to be stuck living in her shadow, so she's trying to browbeat her into picking a different career path
In an Uma supremacist society that peacefully dominate the human underclass it wouldn't be so surprising if the state demands they be named that way as part of a tradition or a religious paratheosophic blessing. Uma world effectively has 3 genders if you think about it considering you'd probably get offended looks for naming your son Here's Looking At You Kid.
>mom I made new friends at the daycare!!! here's my friends Cindy and Matikanetannhauser
>>2526595Eh. 50 points. Can't expect much from Falco trainers.
>>2526569Same!back in 2022 i saw picrel, found out that that the girl was called "Rice Shower", and thought, huh, what a weird name. And after the game came to global 4 years later, i saw her, and thats how i started playing!
upgrade on my frontpera oim definitely liking the statline, things came together very nicely at the end. maybe lacking a bit in skills compared to her direct competitors but we'll see how it goesat least this increases the chances of my falcon actually having someone close enough to get her ult off
>>2526582
Does anyone else feel that Mutated runs just play and feel worse than regular runs? Even the shops and races
She's on triple crown route. Is it over?
Both the schizo and the janny who has it out for us seems to be asleep during early euro hours
>>2526621How did you set up your Front Sparks and what borrow did you use? Not Opera but I'm Front mutating my wife too
I think hokko is sexy
>>2526629Depends on your rival. With one white recovery and glittering star there is a chance but not high.
If winning scenario >Mom I won! I beat Spe!>Yeppers. It's been a while since I saw someone captivate the crowd with their running like Special Week>but I'm the one that won...>Yeppers. You got lucky so you should stop your career hereIf losing scenario>It's been a while since I saw someone captivate the crowd with their>You got unlucky that you were marched against her. I bet you're giving up now right >Just come back home before you shame yourself againNo amount of cope or reasoning will justify her mother's actions, and I even if I do know her mom actually does care for her, I still won't be able to accept it easily.
>>2526637had to borrow a 9* mile seiun and my own pasa had 4 front and a single mile spark
>>2526639She has cute thighs, but Hokko remains one of the few umas that I don't know much about, either story-wise or personality-wise.
>>2526642Easy rival but she lost to Opera who has almost 300 stam and BOFA. Rip
>>2526651I can't find a 9* Seiun, is she gone?
blehh
I do not trust the recent Hokkoganda.
>>2526650Its alright if you don't think its justified, personally i believe she is very stupid, especially since she didn't want Kingu do deal with heatbreak that can come from a racing career and inadvertently caused the most of it
>>2526657Okay so you know how Furioso wishes to make her hometown famous and DESTROY TRACEN, Hokko has similar goals but without destroying Tracen
>>2526662i used this one898767811614its got literally nothing except for the 9* mile and some groundwork sparks
>>2526622I don't know why buy donald duck in finnish always cracks me up even though I don't speak a word of it.
>>2526639hok tuah
>>2526650King's career was one of those careers I worked really hard as a newbie to clear, and even to mutate. So I'm very fond of her career, and the same goes for my hatred with her mom.>>2526666It's understandable that she didn't want Kingu to deal with the heartbreak of racing, but winning against Spe only to hear those words was what pissed me off the most. It was hinted that she actually do care about King and want you to look after her from now on, but, still. Although this is ultimately one kind of parenting. Not being able to understand or unable to communicate properly.
>>2526669>898767811614Oof that grade bonus hurts, I am surprised that you got that many stats and hints with it. Thank you for the help
>>2526663Can you believe it? This goofball is the most recent triple crown winner, and his personality is a carbon copy of his dad's, another triple crown winner. Aint that wacky?
i miss seeing rainbow trainings show up on my screen with pretty graphics, the post-results screen when you get stats from a race is souless
>>2526676A lot of toxic parenting comes from the parents not being bad people at all, just having a lot of baggage and unresolved emotional issues that they dont know what the fuck to do with and then expressing all these issues in erratic and oftentimes destructive ways. Of course, the kids aren't guilty or responsible, but still.
>>2526684>toxic parenting
>>2526668>Hokko has similar goals but without destroying TracenHokko doesn't go there with her husband in tow either.
I had no fucking idea that Medium B would be so miserable
>>2526662I have an 8* mile seiun although the blues and whites are quite shit without a single groundwork spark incase you need one.
Will we seriously not get an emergency clock refill?
>>2526698My Nishino ate the Medium B schedule for breakfast but she really is just built different. Not all umas have an accel ult and spd+pow bonus growth
>>2526702We're getting 3 a day right now, take it or leave it
>>2526702You get 3 clocks per day, I told you to spend wisely
>>2526704cyGENEROUS
Is gut really that important?
>>2526711Yes, you should strive to make your uma's gut as big and full as possible!
Is this cannibalism?
>>2526711Yeah, you kinda need it to turn food into nutrients
Accidentally made an Inari One with tons of power and guts and mediocre everything else. Her last spurts are so insanely explosive I'm thinking of building more umas like this on purpose just to keep farming the dopamine rush.
>>2526671i shouldn't have laughed this much at that stupid joke
>>2526715>mcqueen>cowim not sure where are you going with this one, chief
>>2526719Guts dueling is actually very insane. Only downside is if you don't duel someone. Dueling requirements is to duel someone with the same speed as you.
>>2526680Contrail is a lab-grown clone of Deep Impact's genetic material. They don't want you to know this. The foal known as Rhodocrosite 2017 was replaced.
>>2526704>>2526705We need 25 a day or we run out even if we just use every borrow.
Once again I am the recipient of the "only got S+ with fast learner" award.
could anyone yell at my lazy ahh to draw?
>>2526719>>2526727I feel like I messed up choosing Fronts over Ends this CM, then again I don't have Taishin nor 3 of the required cards for it
>>2526711It's the least important stat.
>>2526728I do hope we get to enjoy him for longer than Deep, Pui was overbred to a ridiculous degree that he was kept on stallion duty for at least 3 years past when he should have retired, thats where his hip fracture came from. Japan really needs a cap on bookings per season.
I remember reading that S3 was controversial even in Japan but I didn't expect a week-long discourse about it on JP Twitter after so long
>>2526733you still have some time if you want to go 2 fronts 1 end, i saw someone with a pretty good end oguri with 2 speed 3 wit 1 guts, the main problem is finding a good king parent with end sparks that isn't full
>>2526732Draw Curren
Looking for first-rate advice from front trainers. What am I doing wrong with Bourbon?
>>2526749>the main problem is finding a good king parent with end sparks that isn't fullShit... This fucking mechanic is so retarded, WHY THE FUCK ARE FOLLOWS LIMITEDAnyways I'll have to see, I still have some time but I have to choose carefully
>>2526732Uhhh I dred a tanuki in MS Paint to encourage you!
>>2526755SOVL
>>2526702You already got 6. You're telling me that's not enough for you?
>>2526664y
>>2526753i think TTL is just that good in shorter tracks, so you need much more mid race to make up for iti would have gone double circle corners and spring runner instead of radiant star on that lhird one
>>2526687Made me cackle, good start to the day
Early JongyMajsoul Friends Room 58819(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58819
>>2526765That actually makes a lot of sense. Maybe I should just ditch Bourbon..
>>2526761I NEED MORE
>>2526732Draw CB BRO! DRAW SOMETHING!
>>2526664Embrace the dirt like the filth you are.
>>2526700No no I need Groundwork, that's what kills me, all the Seiun borrows are so fucking shit and Groundworkless, I hate that skill so fucking much
>>2526724cow is a state of mindthe cow grazes grassmc queen gets fat
>>2526784That just looks like Special Needs but bigger and sluttier
>>2526789Isn't that what you have been advocating for?
>>2526789No....?
>>2526793Her mouth is too small
>>2526784
>>2526796
Curren Chan should have bigger breasts and is already slutty enough
>>2526786You can win without groundwork
>
>>2526813Maybe on Open League
>>2526813so true just have dd+ISW +TTL +1260 wit and pray all your competitors late start
>>2526815No, I agree with that anon. Curren doesn't need to be any sluttier.
This fat training with Anklet and Megaphone or JAPANESE OAKS?
>>2526813in longs and the longer side of mediums sure, but not on miles and lower
>>2526813If you're aiming for group B then sure. I got a triple podium last CM with it even though both of my fronts had neither groundwork or medium S.
When is Tarumae coming out anyway?
>>252682750/50 to medo what your heart tells you
It's Marvelous Sunday Time DAYO! MARVELOUS BIRTHDAY!https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
>>2526827I never skip G1s, but i also never got an SS+. take that however you want
>>2526827this is why I don't look at trainings when I have an important G1 to runI don't even want to make a decision like this.
>>2526835After NY Kita Dia
>>2526837never fucking mind slam that juicy training
>>2526839It's Satono Saturday, actually.
>>2526813Reminds me of that one sloptuber during Pisces. Shilled that groundwork is unnecessary for long only to lose to S+ Bobo with groundwork. His rank was UG iirc
>>2526818>>2526829>>2526830I got plat in the sprint CM without groundwork. Just have stronger mid race and she will overtake and win. Trust your girl.
>>2526854I don't think your opinion matters if it's sprint, or anyone's opinions at all.
>>2526848What made you change your heart?>>2526841I never got an SS+ either>>2526844Put yourselves in my shoes, honestly, what would you do?
>>2526835November.
>>2526849I prefer the other Satono.
>>2526862considered how astronomical the value would be if you used anklet + megaphonetoo good to pass up
>>2526813retard or gaslight call it
>>2526865The only one here worth getting is Windy.
>>2526865>Don't care about the next 21 umasCARDS HERE I COME
>>2526865This year is stacked. I fear for my wallet.
>>2526854
>>2526827It isn't worth it. That's still too low to make up for the entire gained stats throughout epithets
>double gold inspiration career>not a single pink spark procsWHERE IS JOHN CYGAMES
Nothing feels better than bullying malnourished womanlets
>>2526732I'm also not very inspired so I'm currently studying other artists. Doing some copies, then trying my own version, I hope to absorb some of their goodness.Inspiration comes and goes, but even if you are not inspired you can still do stuff to level up. It's like going to the gym and just doing your reps, even if you don't feel like it.
>>2526827>>2526874Nevermind didn't read you have anklets and megaphone. If it's empowering go for it
>>2526865There are so many I want. It hurts.
>>2526867>>2526874FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKI guess this is where my trainer career end, I will never be able to finish this career because I don't know what to choose
>>2526877>picrelRUINED!
>>2526875>>2526876kek
>>2526865How does Racist chud work? Since you can't pull for her, does she inherit the stars from base Spe?
>>2526880just looks to me like you need the stats more than the skill points
Anyone ready for cancer rooms?
>>2526880I do think it's good IF it's empowering. Kinda leaning to "eh" if it's just the motivating megaphone
>>2526865>Required for me: Blaze Brian, Kita/Dia, Ines Sexin, CB>Optional: Festa, Kris S, LaurelAre there any important card banners that come out around this time? I am gigaskipping umas now and gonna roll only on cards until Blaze Brian
>>2526880evens: go for itodds:race
>>2526891bricked
>>2526880Oaks is too important to skip. Just bite the bullet and skip the training
>>2526877This is great, needs a third pannel with the BE manifesting irl
>>2526887I can bring 2
>>2526865this is fucking bullshitfucking hell
>>2526888>IF it's empowering. Kinda leaning to "eh" if it's just the motivating megaphoneWhat do you mean?
>>2526865FUCK!>>2526870based
>stinkyganda
>>2526907Nobody posted Helios though
>>2526865What's going on here?
>>2526908>>2526907NO MORE BROTHER WARS! WE LOVE ALL NEWMAS!!!
>>2526865>>2526879 (Me)Umas I want:All of themUmas I want pretty bad:ShakurRickeyTicket + TaishinMachanScarlet + VodkaBrianKitaCBKris SLaurelBanners I can affordLike 3-4 of them.
>>2526887If you tell me what should i add to my xoguri dober team and what accels/skills work I'll try to get something going
>>2526908Helios ain't stinky thoughbeit
>>252690067648526Cancer CMJust my TT umas for now so bring whatever
>>2526910Windy is a based oldma thoughbeit
>>2526546>>2526564that's because her dam is Bubble Company
>>2526913You can tell she's the kind of girl that stinks. Has to cover herself up in tacky perfumes after dancing too long.
>>2526865I've been extremely careful to set aside more than enough carats for Sweep (currently at 75k), but the rest of the year after her is going to be the most harrowing test of willpower ever>Shakur>Yeppers>Pearl>>Scarlet alt>Rob Roy>Windy>CB (and Turbo by extension)>Ruby>Alts for Chiyo and Ardan, both of whom I skipped the original versions of but am vaguely interested in>Might also be tempted to roll for one or two of the dirters if their stories are good>All this while still having to save up for cardsIt's never been more over for my carat savings
>>2526909When Digitan evovles into a zombie she also creates a Shedigital, and this has been datamined (hence the slot for it), but an official design doesn't exist yet so the space is left empty.
Are there any uma selector vouchers coming up to save us?
>>2526903Empowering gives +60% Motivating only gives +40%Empowering + Weight = 110%
>>2526740>Japan really needs a cap on bookings per season.I've said it before, but the only way that'll happen is if kita and/or nox die, and even then it's doubtful that they'll learn their lesson
>>2526865>Swimsuit Golshi>Bamboo>Winning Ticket(need her for BNW teams)>Pearl>>Festa>Acute>Rob Roy>Blaze Brian>Hokko>HeliosWindy>Monsieur CBTI will luckshit each and every single one of them within 50 rolls per banner, TRVST
>>2526865CB my beloved. I'm also excited for Festa and Yeppers.
>>25269147/9>>2526912Your woife?
I can't bring myself to try my girls out in practice, I'm just gonna pray they work okay
>>2526865Winch ones are NOT for you? I'm tired of everyone wanting my dick
>>2526865All I really want now that I got Inari are Memeship, Either of the festival girls or both, Rickey and Brian.C.B. is a must no matter whatI know sweepy is good for ends but I hate that brat so i shant be pulling
>>2526931Ehhhh...Shakur, Golshi, Bamboo(against da ruulz)
>>2526930Same. At this point I'd rather cut my cock off than play more mant.
Yeah fuck the ephitet i'm getitng smrt instead
Will wedding curren be good for the next Sprint CM? Or regular better?
>>2526952Now this is worth skipping a race
>>2526914>Determined Descent, Head-On, and Speed Star all proc about 10 seconds too lateT-thanks for the race hahaNice Doto though.
>>2526958It was delicious. Kaichou is now very smart
>>2526928Results?
>>2526936>GolshiGolshi is not for you... until the for you containment headgear comes off.
>>2526914Gutsmaxxer Falco takes the lead in a kinda front-heavy room, but Doto hit perfect thunderbolt step into her late accels AND avoided getting blockedThanks for the race
Triple Crown race registration is on now. You have about 8 hours to finish preparations if necessary. In other news, next month's races are still being decided. You have twelve hours to vote on the track type before the next phase of voting begins. Here's a preview as a bit of a teaser before everything's been decided./v/inning Derby9480 0332/v/manese Jokes3016 7407Welcome to the NHK Mile7087 5717Current poll for the third June Triple Crown racehttps://poal.me/twkv
When did the CBganda start? Was it the card? Because I don't remember anyone caring about her at all.
>>2526969>no angling activation>too far out to get ult off whats going on today
>>2526936gold ship forced me to suck her cock at the hot springs
>>2526975The anime.
Just one more Ayabe guts PLEASE
>>2526987curren is really going on the offensive this week huh
>>2526975I thought she was hot in the anime, but using her support has made me genuinely interested in her beyond her 10/10 body.
>>2526975CB is the prettiest uma in the game, bar none. CBganda is an almost automatic consequence of this fact, no conspiracies required.
Is Cafe dangerous in the Tenno Sho Spring? Asking for a friend with 447 stam and 355 guts haha
>>2526971>be looking forward to it all month>think about it several times a day>didn't do shit for it because of CM and the scheduleI can't believe it man. At least NHK Mile should be quick right?
>>2527002get the fuck outta there neigha
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE TEAM TRIALS BUILDS IN MANT STOP THE COUNT
>>2526971The NHK room doesn't exist.
>>2527002>447 stam and 355 guts hahaJust don't, even with a gold heal that would be borderline and you don't have one.
>>2527002She'll have 600 stamina and gourmand
>>2527017My apologies, I have dyslexia. Well, I don't, I just need an excuse for that mistake.7087 7517
>>2527002Do it.
Not looking good for ____!
>>2526975This page had me interested in her, since I wanted to know who exactly could stand shoulder to shoulder with legends like Maru and Rudolf, and then when she directly appeared in later chapters I was instantly smitten.
>straight men be like "I love mister cocka ball"
I just found out that Tickezo has a Three Kingdoms event
>>2526999(checked)>CB is the prettiest uma in the game, bar none. CBganda is an almost automatic consequence of this fact, no conspiracies required.This. On top of that she seems to have a great personality too judging from the card events. Just an 11/10 woman.
>>2526975i saw this piece by MY GOAT a while ago https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8182492
>>2527046Which kingdoms does she prefer?
>>2526975When an uma is closer to release her anons start moving in mysterious and subtle ways to influence public opinion and gather more followers
>>2527046if i was any good at drawing (let alone drawing armor) i'd already draw this one>>2527054>picrelkek'd>questionit was about the oath of the peach garden.Biwa Chose to be Guan Yu (DOUBLE BASED!!!)Taishin is Liu Beiand Tikezo was Zhang Feisee:https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501035702
>>2527057Its the Mejirothschilds pulling the strings.
Crazy how there's still basically a week left before CM huh guys?
>>2527057I can't speak for other anons, but I have been spreading CBganda since at least last August, according to my saved pictures.
>>2527058>Biwa Chose to be Guan Yu (DOUBLE BASED!!!)>Taishin is Liu Bei>and Tikezo was Zhang FeiThat makes so much sense. Now we need a drawgod to get on the case!
Yeah I’m gay, what of it?
>me spamming the thread with Three Kingdoms until everyone in /v/ma becomes chinese
>>25270655 days, good headroom to start working on Cancer parents, i don't think there's a lot of obligatory inherits aside from angling for fronts and pump for lates so seems easy enough
Inarin's hair physics finna make me pull against my schedule
>>2527078I'm still finishing my Gemini team, RNG is raping me
>>2527073youve hypnotised me into becoming chinese>t. on episode 53 of Three Kingdoms, already bought TW:3K, started becoming interested in Taoism Though admittedly that started from playing Nine Sols last year
CBchads assemble
I cant take tm opera o seriously with her pathetically small ears
>>2527083I feel like I am going to cheat on my umawife because CB has me entranced and I hate it
>>2527080At the rate things have been going for me I might have to cope in group B this time.
>>2527081>we got another one
What's the link for the umalator?
UCL FINAL IS ON LADSARESELEL MIGHT DO IT
>>2527093i firmly believe that im one of the first /v/marians that fell into this rabbit hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-HEe-OsUfQ
>>2527095https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/skills/https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Not sure which is the most up to date.
>>2527073I'd sooner betray all of /v/ma than be betrayed by /v/ma.
>>2527101alpha123 was the original, kachi was the updated one but it doesn't have the most recent CMs
Why does /v/ma like watching Chinese people talk so much?
>>2527101Most updated one is umalator.appAlthough the UIs too bloated for me
>>2527109I blame mahjong rooms
>>2527109Childhood being a weaboo who idolizes samurai and ninja. Adulthood is realizing being a sinoboo makes more sense.
>>2527101>>2527112Shouldn't we put the preferred umalator in the OP alongside hakuraku?
>>2527098>tune innigga is grassdiving STAYS DOWN DURING THEIR ATTACKthen just gets up and runs like normalthis sport in its current iteration needs to get fucking nuked, what the fuck is this shit
>>2527115Sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook
>>2527081Next step is to start practicing Fengshui. Hopefully your dwelling is already facing the right direction!
>>2527121Important question, was the nigga grassdiving in red or blue? This will help the banter
>>2527116Replace the random pvp link with umalator. The link doesn't even work since it's in .lua format
>>2527129bluepsg nigga
>>2527132Of course it's a nigger from the oil sandnigger club with no football culture doing that
>>2527133i dont doubt arsenal does lots of that too, the entire sport is infested with these theatrics
>>2527112>umalator.appholy vibecode gradients
>>2527139millennial here, what does this mean?
>>2527138The joke is that I would've shitted on whoever was responsible. I despise both teams
>>2527132>psg wins: l'arc burns to the ground>psg loses: l'arc burns to the ground
>>2527143Kek, true
gotta agree with the twitterschizouma musume is like the most asslet gacha on the whole market, which is even weirder since a lot of IRL runners have great asses
How hard would it be to make an actual simulator with 18 umas and turns?
>>2527125>tfw college dorm>window faces north>bed headboard faces southAIEEEEE!!!!!
>>2527148We like chests here. Of all sizes.
>>2527148They have enough ass, these westoid niggers just want deformed disgusting asses.
>>2527148>a lot of IRL runners have great assesAre we still talking about horses?
>>2527143What am i going to do with my anti der/v/ propaganda now? That one was sitting in the chamber for so long already!
>>2527154I was referring to humanoids since umamusumes have humanoid bodies, but to be honest if you wanted to go THAT ROUTE horses also have big ol' rumps
>>2527155>le/v/?
>>2527155Kek, saved, this is great
>>2527140when vibecoding whatever agent you're using tends to default UI elements to black/gray backgrounds with a single accent and tons of gradient colors since that's how mobile apps are designed, once you start seeing it is a telltale sign that something is vibecodedeverything is vibecoded nowadays and it will only get worse
>>2527158is the plural of "umamusume" "umamusumes"? or just "umamusume"
>>2527160>der means "the" in german>le means "the" in frenchfrench scenario -> le/v/
>>2527163umamusume
>>2527164Oh I see it, that's good
>>2527163umamusumetachi
>>2527153>westoidIsn't huge asses: the game made by koreans? (with a huge korean population playing it)
>Wake up in the glorious state of California>Yurohours were good againI can't believe yurofags have good threads now
>>2527175We are watching footy ya fat cunt go back to bed
>see nothing but pics of Mr Cock and Balls covered in mud>she's not a dirterI've been Bamboozled
>>2527177im gonna neck myself this game is fucking terrible
>>2527186It is the history of the Arsenal
making some food, if the game quality doesnt improve in the second half yall owe me 3 games of jong later
>>2527183CB end closed on an extremely rainy day in Satsuko Sho. The Jockey and horse were completely covered in mud from horses ahead. That's the history behind the mud pictures.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4W_2n8cuBg
anyone got a link to the footy livestream or smth?>>2527193aye, i'll join in
>>2527193Fine but you need to wait for my shift to be over in a few hours
>divegrassThe Indycar quali is starting right NOW
>>2527201I've honestly been away from motor/sp/orts for a long ass time now, how is it looking atm?
New swimsuit alts soon, who do you want to see in bikini this year?
>>2526488Jpbro here, really really late on this but. Base marvelous is marvelous she's pretty competitive. both of her skills are universally great and her unique is top tier mid race skill usable on every single track. In fact, she's used quite a lot as a grandpa rent due to how much value it provides.Halloween marvy is mid
>>2527205Scarlet>But she already has a cardScarlet
>>2527205>realistic answersome newmas will get these, so i'd think Still in Love or Fenomeno>based hopechad answerWindy
>>2527203Way more interesting that 2026 F1 that's for sure
>>2527205The inumusume and Rob Roy.
>>2527210I think one newma and one oldma is a realistic expectation
>>2527205El condor pasa, I need FAT Latina tits
>>2527217She's a white girl from Kentucky that larps
>>2527219She's half latina
>Inarin>Sweepy>SummcQueen>Can only guarantee 2 of these
>>2527219>Taiki acts like a rootin' tootin' gun shootin' freedom loving Texan>Grass is a Gaijin hating nip>Pasa is a a wrestling mexican>all come from the same place (i think?)what causes this?
>>2527205any newmas
>doing end Brian runs for the third spot for the CM, my sparks are fucked so low power sparks>actually get a decent run (T.pulse is the other inherit) but she's a powerletGoddammit. Thing I'm stopping here for this CM prep, going to take a break to work on TT the coming days and then start parent running for CM15
>>2527228America is the melting pot of the world or something like that
I don't know how the mile CM is going to be the one that breaks me but I'm closer now than I was during any of the previous ones.All I want is for Mile S to hit on a run that isn't complete abysmal dogshit
>wanting more swimsuits when they have been less and less revealing each year
>>2527228A lot of horses were imported for racing/breeding from USA, including the infamous Sunday Silence. Hell, Doto is Irish.
>>2527239Tachyon's is the only one that gets hotter while covering more skin
>>2527239I want to have sex with that boy
>>2526813I agree on mediums but on miles it's a brick
>>2527239are you blind
>>2527239IT'S HER TIME!
>>2526865Dude I'm gonna get raped in the ass by how many umas I want
>>2527239Die Krauten Uma still looks hot>>2527242Real
>>2527239Gold Ship and SMaru summer ver. might be the hottest women ever put in a video game, right?
Okay but hear me out, Ryan and Dober bikini alts
>>2527254that's your punishment for infidelity
>>2527239Satono Crown is so fucking hot, Eisin Flash looks really nice and I also like Chevals. I don't see the issue?
>>2527239Suzuka is the only bad swimsuit here
I think Grass Wonder should get a swimsuit alt
>>2526922Yeppers2nd anniversary will let you buy 4 selectors (2 for uma 2 for support)
>>2527268Suzuka sexo though
DUDE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE PSG NIGGA CRYING ABOUT
>>2527270I am sorry, Grassbro, but this alt is all you will be getting
>>2527268look at this faggot and laugh
>>2527259>saying this while McQueen and Suzuka are right thereYou have eyes, but cant see Mt.Tai
>>2527205KawakamiSince wedding is NEVER EVER tier for her since she got a card I guess swimsuit/summer would be the next best thing for alt categories.
>>2527271Do you know which umas are included?
>>2527239makween is literally wearing a nightgown
>>2527268You should get a pager. Oy Neigh has infiltrated your phone network.
>the absolute state of fr*nce
>>2527277Flatties are inherently less attractive, also they show less skin
>>2527274He's "French"
>running pubs>consistent 2ndThis is a good thing right?
Post the McQueen in swimsuit one where the big screen is zoomed in on her pantsu
>>2527277Sometimes I think I have the strangest taste in the thread.
>>2527282As a matter of fact I do, its up to the kitasan dia
>>2527292Sorry, I only have the one that shows that mcqueen actually has a pretty fat butt.
>>2527296 (me)Since this is kinda vague in hindsight, to clarifiy. NEW YEARS kitasan dia
PSG is the most utterly soulless team that has ever existed
>>2527288>showing more skin means hotteri won't argue with a frog in a well.>>2527292i can do this
VAR SINSOO
>>2527239The bad ones here are Hokko (those are just casual clothes) and Flash (I love her but the white coat thing is stupid). Chevacchi's is also dumb but at least it's in-character.
Why are so many people watching soccer?
>>2526957Both currens are good, wedding is gigaGOD in one LOH but not this one. Id day wedding is slightly better than base but sprints are gamba anwyay
Gooners.. Will we recover?
Who needs the most work? I'm right now running Maru again for the mile S but what about the other 3? The gutsless gutsmaxxed Taishin is a bit of a witlet which hurts a lot so she's probably next, but what about the falco or bourbon?
>>2527083She has a great race costume, not over designed and not just a fuku, but that hat looks really stupid everywhere else.
>>2527305>Flash (I love her but the white coat thing is stupid)also the lack of actual cleavage compared with maruzen and golshi
>>2527307biggest game of the year, outside of the world cup later
>>2527275i'm fine with the weeb maximalism alt desu
>>2527290Yeppers. Decent chance of plat.
Swimsuit talk?Swimsuit jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/Uny9FZ
>Win public room>Rivals were midI CAN NEVER FEEL PROUD OF MYSELF
>>2527290>>2527323Pubs are like the sweatiest 0.5% of population, if you can consistently perform there A finals is guaranteed. There's no such thing as guaranteed plat because this game is very RNG and a single race is crapshoot.
>think I got some high rolls>pubs>see actual high rolls
>>2527311all of them looks solid, obviously you need mile S on maru and maybe remake bourbon with a bit more mid race
>>2527335story of my're life
>>2527148They actually do have nice, big butts if you look at the models in the uma viewer, its just not comically oversized
>>2527335I haven't even been able to get high rolls my my standards this CM, it's a disaster.
>>2527335these neighas are all running giga cards, do not get discouraged
>>2527239The only one I don't like is Spe's because its peachy vomit colored
>>2527307Half of us are /sp/artans, im also posting in the game thread
>>2527335>being scared of UG paper tigersWell built SS umas can win against them, as long as you hit 18k and know what you are doing you can win trump them
this game is shit from an ass
>Doing my /v/manese Jokes ace>Straight up forgot how to play unityI forgot how SHIT blue balls are
>>2527357That is a very apt description for Umamusume: Pretty Derby
>>2526318Was the NHK Mile supposed to be done in MANT?
>>2527362also truebut divegrass crossslop refball is even worse
>Did a suicide run>Got Power+3 Medium sparksI knew this was gonna happen eventually, but man this stings.
>>2527364I think you can yeppers
Hate to admit it but I am quite attracted to f*ku
I just beat this monster in a pub but the no Mile S makes me think it wasn't as much of an accomplishment
>>2527373Did you beat Pasa by <1L? Then it would've mattered. But that deck makes me think that her skills would be terrible.
>>2527372that's dangerous
>>2527372Fuku is great sexo. She's just too silly on top
>>2527373>1200 wit with 2 wit supportsI'm so tired of this nigger scenario
>>2527379><1LNah I stomped his fucking ass because my Seiun procced Lv. 5 Angling + Plancha
>>2527385pasa has +10% this is honestly very feasable
>no GW>no Mile SI'M SO MAD, SHE WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT
>>2527392Oh yeah that's pretty good, TRAGIC
>>2527394My poor wife ;__; I'm running out of time. I don't know if I'll ever get a chance like this
>france wins in blue lock>loses irlbalance
>>2527401There are no French people in PSG so it's aight
Why are you all talking about PSG (panty, stocking, and garterbelt)?
>>2527268This is the gayest thing I've read all month
>see popular tweet about converting Umas to fighting game characters/styles> 20-30 Umas listed>no Kawakami despite the fact that she tries to fist fight bears, regularly punches through walls, threatens to beat people up, idolizes a fighting princess based on Precure, and her own Precure style racewearit's as though she doesn't even exist to 99% of the player base
>>2527392Why are you trying to turn her into a front?
>>2527409I'm sorry anon, but...Kawakami is a whoma...
>>2527409Her type is low-tier-but-can-do-90%-combos
>>2527410NTA but this is a front heavy CM. You should expect the average lobby to at least have 4 of them if not 5, not counting anything you might bring. This makes paces really fucking bad.
>>2527410Why not? Paces suck, she has End G and her ult works better as Front. And she only needs 4 Front sparks, and she is my wife so it seemed like a no brainer
>>2527364For most characters, it's MANT only. Some can be done in URA or Unity like anyone with a fan count that needs to be met by the start of classic like McQueen, or anyone with a race goal in Junior Year like getting top 5 in Hanshin Juvenile Fillies or Hopeless Stakes.
>>2527409Would she be a grappler?
>>2527253Teiobro... She already reached the max amount of alts
It pisses me off that using sauceless Brian will be the only way to access 怪物 for a while. I wish I could put the skill on regular Brian instead because the alt is so ugly.
>>2527421I was asking because I know there is a scenario limitation in the others
>>2527422I thought about it but she's actually pretty short and grapplers are usually big hulking dudes>>2527414desu I didn't really care that much about their opinion on what kind of fighting game archetype she should be it's the fact that she wasn't included at all despite being one of the only Umas that would actually make sense to turn into a fighting game character
>>2527428I get it, the limitation is lifted for this one because it takes maybe 5 minutes, it increases the amount of umas that can run it, you don't need to use clocks either.
>>2527429desu I don't care about them either but you're among Kawakami appreciators (me) and kissers (me) here.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ACCOUNT IS BRICKED
>>2527437THE SEX OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2527437You're going to Hokkaido. Congratulations!
>>2527437The raped
>>2527437>Anon got bigger AND sluttierBlessed account
>>2527437The mother of 5 children of the franchise
>>2527437I cannot imagine having sex with spe desu neigh
>>2527443Anon got fat?
>>2527409Meanwhile I'm trying to translate her to Pokemon and I don't have her so it's hard to think about what to do with her.
>>2527437Get to work on making Bue.
>>2527429If we're already extending our disblief that the girls are fighting and could do dumb shit like EWGFs or projectiles, frame of reference basically flies out the window. If her whole thing is "strong", every girl is strong. These girls pull like 7 ton tires like it's nothing. What separates her from someone like Gentildonna at this point? And once you're there, popularity matters more for fighting games, and people don't really care about 5head princess.
>>2527449Fighting/Fairy 1000000000%
>>2526924They killed Fuji, they killed Tachyon, they killed Deep Impact, they killed Sunday fucking Silence, they will never learn until someone beats the shit out of them senseless for doing this.
>>2527453Uhhhh...is death by too much sex a frequent thing?
>>2527451>people don't really care about 5head princess.Hey fuck you there are dozens of us
>>2527453>sunday fucking silence>look it up>Sunday Silence died on August 19, 2002. He had been treated for laminitis for the previous 14 weeks and had developed an infection in one leg as well. He had been given a stronger dose of a different painkilling medication the previous day to provide him relief, and apparently as a result, he had become comfortable enough to lie down for the first time in a week. The following morning, he appeared unable to rise, and while veterinarians were discussing what to do, he died, apparently of heart failureNot sure what this has to do with breeding.
>>2527409>tries to do an ojou sweep>loses balance and turns into a full power low sweep insteadwould be funny
>>2527453>They killed FujiWhat... They did what?
>>2527467SWEEP BTFO
>>2526924I read somewhere that Kita's booking schedule wasn't THAT bad as the others, I don't know about the source but apparently he's not being milked that hard compared to others
>>2527452So far I definitely have her as Fighting at least, high attack, low special stats with Sheer Force. Alts could be like the diverging evolutions like in the Touhou hacks with different stat spreads and typing.
>>2527451>and people don't really care about 5head princess.Because people, and that includes many of you faggots here, would rather roll for soulless meta Umas like V.Bourbon and XOguri than one of the more entertaining careers in the game like Kawakami.
>>2527475GIWTWM
>>2527467Realistically how can Sweep Tosho ever recover from this?
>>2527449Pure Fighting, Hustle, high ATK/HP.>>2527427You do know you can switch outfits if you have both, right?
I like Kawakami Princess
>No distance inspiration in 4 runsI am so tired
>>2527446Spe is the kind of girl down to try new things in the bedroom but somehow mess things up.
My team can't beat Gutsmaxxed Taishin
shame no turf S/Mile S, this would have been good
>>2527487How are so many of you getting Spring/Left handed? Not even my sparks have it it's so hard to come by
>>2527474I got spooked by her, took one look at her growth rates and aptitudes, and decided I don't need to play her career.
>>2527458You'd be surprised. McQueen ack'd after birthday sex.
>>2527489Racing
>>2527471He has over 700 progeny and I don't think failed breedings get included in the list. He's sold out despite being the most expensive sire in Japan.
>>2527474uh oh melty
>>2527495>700 progenyJesus
>>2527494I don't think I've gotten left-handed or spring even once in all the races I've done for this CM
>>2527482Using transmogrification mechanics in video games is the same as wearing women's clothes as a man.
>>2527489i got a few spring runner sparks in my lineage but it's mostly luck
>>2527453Horses randomly die all the time, they're very badly designed animals.
>>2527490You literally proved my point.
>>2527489Forbidden tech that bricked many careers: I have the SSR Suzuka with Unrestrainted at 0LB and was banking on her giving Left-Handed in her eventIn my good run I ended up getting it from my borrow's grandparent pretty sure lol
I think I have a problem guys, my Smart Falcon is much better at taking the lead than Seiun, however she has Mile A and only FCM, so she is not AS FAST in the last spurt. I haven't gotten a single Mile S in all my careers with her I am worried because I have no time left and I don't know what to do
>>2527471>>2527495
>>2527474I don't want to end up like that guy who loses every CM because he didn't roll for supports.
>>2527505youre alright
>>2527505Broski you have multiple days left before round 1 starts, calm your tits.
>>2527474Im not interested in her story, and i dislike her lizard eyes.
>>2527509I'm not, if my Seiun got the lead more often she fucking smokes everybody in the lobby, but since Falco usually takes her lead she can be overtaken more easily due to the lower speed>>2527510I've already done a ton of runs, I don't see that changing in just a few days, my parents could be better idk
>>2527505build more falcons just in case
>>2527512NTA but i love her cat eyes, they're so unique
>>2527505falGOAT doesn't need distance S
>>2527521Maybe in Open League
It is fine if not everyone likes MY FUARKING PRINCESS because me and three other anons will compensate with our combined love for her even though my feelings for her are purely platonic in a familyzoning way
>>2527524Based, but I find her hot as hell so I will lewd your daughter
>do a terrible PR job>get mad when people don't fall for your propaganda
princesschads are real neighas
Kawakamibros feel genuinely insane, mad with love, so much love for their oshi but maybe to an unhealthy level, I don't know if that's good or bad
>>2527527BakuSHIT saying this is funny when she was top dog during the URA days and now its crash after crash
>>2527531Ahhhhh, the URA era is so nostalgic...
>>25275245head uma Honestly I like her but that one anon up there that started calling people metafags because they didn't like his oshi is incredibly annoying, I suppose it's the same guy that has a melty once in a while and starts complaining he can't win after doing 5 kawa runs a day
>>2527524I am quite fond of Kawakami although I'm not a Princessbro I am a KingfagStill, I ran two CMs with her>>2527529I find it charming, but one of them absolutely has a chip on his shoulder, which was most apparent during a Pandora melty did you know they watch Princess Fighter together?
BENULDIES???????????
>>2527531I miss her so much. Fuck this nigger scenario.
>>2527527A PR job would just make me dislike her more desu, I already don't like her vibe, seeing her posted constantly would just annoy me further.like curren
>>2527529Better than what Seuinlets were at least.
Stop posting Suzuka over there I don't want the brownies to come over here.
>>2527519i get why, but for me, i just feel like picrel whenever i see her
>>2527519They look more like dragon eyes to me.
Just realized I've been hapsburging my tama all day.
BENULDIES :DDDDDDDDDD
I only roll for horses who won double crown at the very least. There's no room in my stable for weaklings and jobbers.
>>2527529I sorta get it but only because I feel like Taishin has driven me insane. She still has my favorite career in the game so far and I can't stop thinking about it.
holy slopball
>>2527559nothing wrong with a bit of good old inbreeding
Any uma with unique eyes is cool in my book
>>2527568just not this one
>>2527563Benuldies where you don't care who wins are Kino. PSG have this in the bag btw, Arselel are mental midgets
>>2527570That i objectively the greatest uma to ever live
>>2527568Only some. Fuku's eyes are really nice, but both kawakami's and fraudmond eye's eyes look too off for me.
Everyone is going to gass at the Welcome to the NHK Mile right?
>>2527574No anon that's Kitasan's cumsock
I'm trying to build a parent for my Spe and give her Uma Stan, but all the grandparents I can find for Uma stan are dogshit. Which one would you go with?
>PENALTIES
Did somebody mention eyes?
>>25275829 G1 wins say otherwise
>>2527524>even though my feelings for her are purely platonic in a familyzoning waythat's okay I love her in the wife kind of way
>>2527588>loses anywhere that's not Tokyo
If you're gonna footy post at least post a non-sus link.
>>2527588how many of those were mickey mouse mare only G1s?
>>2527584B, the star level doesn't affect the size of the boost the parent gets for sparking Stan herself.
>>2527568Ahhhhh, another Meisho Doto fan
>>2527581Most people actually have about 400-500 stamina so it should be fine.
>>2527593>how many of those were mickey mouse mare only G1s?Four
>>2527588>9ENTER
>>2527602Was Rickey just happy all the fucking time?
>>2527593You keep trying to downplay her but she has the most mixed G1 wins, shared with Vodka.
>>2527596WHAT??????????????????????????? I HAVE 200??????????
>>2527587damn right
>>2527594When I'm building my Ace, I want to "reliably" get uma stan from the inspiration, is there much of a difference between a grandparent with 3* and 2*? because I could even go with 1*
>>2527607Unironically what happened in Arima Kinen?
>>2527538>brass knucklesaren't those illegal?
>>2527612When you're blocked, you're blocked
>>2527587Yeah
LMAOOOO WHAT A GARBAGE SHOT
>>2527613Its *Princess Knuckles~*Totally legal and official Princess Fighter merch!
>>2527613A princess does not care for such trivialities such as legality
>>2527608Yeah, not kidding. Also, as an update, sorry but the guy with the MANT Ticket is gonna have to swap out since it is URA/Unity only for that race.
>>2527538That guy shittalking Pandora may have been a Princessfag but the way he worded his argument didn't really make me think that and she was brought up in the first place without really referring to Kawakami. He just really does think she's a total shitter.
>>2527606H A P P YL U C K Y
THESE NIGGAS ARE PAID HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS BTW
>>2527613My FUARKING princess is so strong she transcends law
NARITA TAISHIN BROS WE ARE STILL IN
>>2527612Arima Kinen's track is exceptionally demanding and very few mares have ever won it. The sharp uphill on the final straight on a 2500m track is just too demanding power/stamina-wise for most females.
>>2527606HAPPY GO LUCKY! AND LUCKY FINISH FIRST!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GOYBALL
>>2527624Sorry, I should have clarified that I meant for the Derby Ticket made in MANT, in NHK MANT is fine. I really need to work on wording things better.
>>2527624God damn I had no idea
>>2527584Out of those two I think I'd personally go with B. It has fewer skills (if you're training a late surger), but a much better green/pink combination and more white sparks overallOnly situation I can think of where A might be better is if you were trying to make parents for a miler Grass or something
NEKO NEKO NEKO NEKO
/v/ma really is just uma musume flavored /b/ there's like 5 things going on at once
GOONERS ASSEMBLE
>>2527624>URA/Unity only for that race.Oh fuck me, I need to remake my aceAnyone know how I can make Golshi reliably lose? Making her a front does nothing!
This is going to end in a riot isn't it?
OH NO NO NO NO
>>2527638haramball will soon be over and done with
>>2527637NUMA NUMA NUMA NUMA
>>2527627>>2527632fukucrept ahh uma
GOONERBROS>>2527641The NHK mile can be done in MANT
>>2527612almond eye was more of a miler. you're probably thinking "if she won at 2400m three times, how is 2500m that bad?". but tokyo and nakayama are polar opposite courses. tokyo is flat, with long straights and wide corners. it's not a taxing course by nature, so even horses with less stamina can manage to run pretty long distances there. like vodka, who was also pretty much a miler. nakayama, on the other hand, is a nightmare.
today it feels like /vg/ is raiding us...
>>2527644Bro the world cup is in a few weeks
>>2527645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a9J_KdTeJA
>>2527647What?>>2527634Dammit anon!
>>2527649More like /sp/ lol
>>2527653This is an /sp/ colony
>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE>ARSE
It's dober...
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
my stream fucking died just before the last shot lol
ITS OVER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LAUGH AT ARSENAL
>the absolute state of britbongs
Did the stadiums collapse? No? Then I don't care.
NARITA TAISHIN BROS..................
SPORT IS FUCKIN SAVED LADS
>the french win in l'arc>the french win in footyIT JUST CANT KEEP HAPPENING!
anyway JOIN THE FUCKING JONGLOBBY FOR MAKING ME SIT THROUGH THIS ATROCITYMajsoul Friends Room 58819(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=58819
>>2527653From what I've seen half of /v/ma posters are from all kinds of different boards who went to /v/ after they started playing uma with the other half being /v/itizes, with /sp/ being a big sub-category of the first half. I've seen at least two other fellow /k/ommandoes in here.
I actually really enjoyed the footy lads
>>2527671It might
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the Shanty Town of Arsenal
ETERNAL KWABSENAL THREAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
football fans are the niggers of white people
>>2527611It does make a difference, but it's only half of the difference between 2 and 3 stars on the parent. If you really only care about Stan you can throw away the extra potential stats from the better race sparks, but personally I hate parent farming so I prefer to try for more generalist parents (in this case making me prefer the one that at least has decent stats outside of Stan).If you want actual numbers you can input your planned family here and it'll spit out percentage odds.https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility
>>2527687trvke>your people are being replaced-_->ngubu scored a fackin goal:OOOOO
Compatibility is some bullshit, man
Alright, which one of you faggots is the one posting uma images in the laugh at arsenal thread
>>2527699I'm one
>>2527696gork, edit out the swimsuit straps
>>2527699>one>implying
brb, going to beat my wife
>>2527687I have the decency of going to /sp/ when shitposting about the doyers
>the "sport of kings" based game>same anons are divegrass goycattleBread and circus
>>2527708Footy is a cultural phenomenon and literally nobody gives a shit about baseball though
>>2527699Im one of them LMAOOOOOO
>>2527707rice shower would say this
LAUGH AT ARSENAL RACE WHEN
>>2527714THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
>>2527703
>>2527719What would the conditions be? QUICK QUICK QUICK
>>2527714We watched the world series in /v/ma though
>>2527723>dead mcqueens only>dirt sprint
Late but props to the anon who whipped this up, excellent work
>>25276753/4
>>2527724Why are you complaining then? The WC x /v/ma will be kino btw, just saying. And it's in the US so Ameribros have no excuse
>I don't have laughing uma reaction images to shitpost in /sp/ with the lads
>>2527728Damn that's good
There are far too many Brits here for my liking.
wtf is going on in this thread
>>2527727How about instead any failed run counts? I think that's fair no? I've glued all my McShits
>>2527735ITS COMING HOME BTW
FUCK YOU
>>2527730>WC slop hereCan we not? I don't want to see Mcqueenfags cry when england gets knocked out in the group stage
>>2527737Arsenal (soccer team) lost, half of /v/ma is /sp/ posters so they're clowning on them
>>2527747Ok ok, yeah you are right I don't want the off-topicposting to get too out of control, but the finals and kino matchups will probably inevitably be commented
*saves your sport*
I don't give a FUCK about soccerbut I love /sp/osting so please, continue
Don't forget about the fans...
>>2527732https://files.catbox.moe/8thhtm.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dwkgxa.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/9gvbel.gifhttps://files.catbox.moe/0nkktn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/vgc5lc.png
LAUGH AT ARSENAL RACE>Spring>DIRT SPRINT>AWFUL MOOD>WORST CONDITIONS>ONLY FAILED RUNSGO GO GO GO20972695209726952097269520972695
So will there be a riot?
>Africa FC
>>2527756Arsenal has no fans for a reason
>>2527758Anyone got the Top Gun where it looks like >>2527679 but her eyes are closed and she looks like she's given up
>>2527761HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2527761FUCK brb, killing a mcqueen
>>2527768Doesn't have to be a McQueen btw, ALL FAILED RUNS count
>>2527770Just saying. Killing mcqueen is funny
>>2527761>3 Speed McQueenKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2527773>Killing mcqueen is funnySTOP THE ABUSE
>>2527778What is it about mcqueen that makes her so bullyable?
>>2527778I put in Oguri just for (you)
EAT SHIT DESUWA~
>>2527474bwo the horse is boring as fuck and mostly ugly. People like Curren even though she isn't really meta anywhere because she's hot.People like Bakushin even though the last time she was relevant was as a fucking Witmaxxed Front blocker in CM3 Teio, Queen, Spe Rice and a load of shitty umas are popular because they were relevant in the animeKawakami has absolutely nothing. I don't think I've ever seen her alts get posted or talked about anywhere. I doubt the average anon here could correctly guess if she had 1 or 2 alts without looking it up.And I don't want this to sound rude or mean or some waifu war shit, I like some umas that are really unpopular too and they are unpopular because they are boring for most people but they satisfy a niche that I like. No need to cope about it and blame meta
>>2527784Not even a Kawakamibro but she is hot as fuck what are you even on?
>>2527781>fat cheeks>glass cannon>flat as fuck>ojou but also a girlfailure>fat fuck>ambrassing hobbies>negative aura>"desu wa"It's like she was made in a lab to be bullyable
>>2527784>mostly uglyStopped reading, HOLY HOMO
Guess I'll take a break from the thread for a bit
>>2527784jewish post
>>2527781I feel like the first season of the anime does a good job of portraying it. She's bullied right from the very beginning. She's stuck up royalty, but nice enough to get taken advantage of people like Golshi who can bait a reaction out of her. She's also pretty gullible and is easy to bully for being a fatass who loves sweets on top of all that. If she didn't take herself so seriously, wasn't royalty, or knew how to take a joke she wouldn't get bullied so much
>>2527789/sp/ posting is over tho. We are back to normal
>>2527781I don't know what that routine is called but she does it very well with Goldship and I think it took off from there.
>>2527786t.Gold Ship
>>2527239I feel like maruzensky just absolutely mogged this entire swimsuit system from the get-go and it's all been downhill from there>b-but one pieces are classy>You're just a coomerAll copeThe point is her swimsuit has beautiful design that compliments her looks AND is hot as fuck Suzuka's is probably the second best one though so flatties get their win too
>>2527792At least in mt experience watching the anime mcqueen wasn't so easily bullyable. She seemed to have a short temper and would not hesitate to beat people up
>>2527778After watching the anime yesterday I kinda feel bad for McQueen bully. I can't believe that they got me to like her character
>>2527784>teioWhole post reeks of faggot but this cements you as a jew
>bwo
>>2527784>bro making up his own alternate universe headcanon about which umas are unpopular
>>2527800She only does that AFTER being bullied/disrespected. She has a short fuse, that's why she's bullied. She pretends to be above it all but people see through her bullshit and know she's one insult away from flipping out, and that's the reaction they want. Those who get baited easily would learn to not be like mcqueen
>>2527801Playing her career or doing the story mode should have done that
>>2527798Like with most gacha swimsuit alts, I simply don't believe that most of the characters would accessorize to such an extreme degree for beachwear. Maru probably would, so it works.
Speaking of anime when does the watch party continue? Yesterday was really >fun.
>>2527784Your memory of Cancer and Capricorn is so incorrect that one must conclude you don't play the game.
>>>/sp/154905924come watch the dahby with spee
>>2527810I missed all the watch parties but maybe I'll tune in for Season 3 since it seems like it would be hard to rewatch on my own time
>>2527807I haven't played her career
>>2527812is the dahby really today?
>>2527778McQueen is not the face, but the chubby cheek of umamusume (and my wife)
>>2527812The DAHBY is in like 24 hours bro
>>2527817Yes. I wonder if Japan is doing and pre-show stuff like the Kentucky Derby did.
Wait how does Suzuka not steal the trainer from McQueen in the main story?
>>2527778McQueen was my starter ticket uma, I could never bully her. She got me into the franchise.
>>2527785Yeah truly Kawakami is the pinnacle of sex, even though a flat board has 10x the art she does on rule 34
>>2527817In like 11 hours, yeah. It's already the 31st in JP.
>>2527784>People like Curren even though she isn't really meta anywhereCURREN? The same Curren who was at least top 2 in the sprint CM? The Curren who was an extremely niche, barely-talked-about waifu pick until people started preparing for the aforementioned sprint CM and found out she was meta? That Curren?You can't be serious
>>2527821Daaaahbyyy
>>2527826I've jacked off more times to the COWakami art our Drawgod posted than any Suzuka art.
>>2527829>until people started preparing for the aforementioned sprint CM and found out she was metaWas it really a surprise to anyone that basically the only dedicated sprinter 3* at the time was good at sprints?
>>2527239Maruzen > Suzuka > Golshi > Tachyon > Crown > Vivlos > Mcqueen > Flash > Cheval > Hokko > Spe
>>2527818I think all umas might have chubby cheeks if viewed from a certain angle, like pic related
for all the new rotk bros, I entreat you to read the ravages of time after you get familiar with the characters and stories
>>2527826>Yeah truly Kawakami is the pinnacle of sex, even though a flat board has 10x the art she does on rule 34Unironically correct, you've seen her kawakami's?
>>2527829That's why I said mostly not meta relevant. She was good in 1/13 CMs so far I wouldn't list her as a meta uma. And she has 5x the art as Kawakami on rule 34>>2527833I don't care what you specifically like, I care about averages and Kawakami rates pretty low on most peoples uma tier lists
>>2527839https://files.catbox.moe/qiqlxs.pngWe all know where those chubby cheeks come from...
>>2527841Return of the King?
>>2527829Posers. Trve fans trained her for any distance since her release
>>2527849Ravages of Time.
>>2527843Majority of umas have huge tits it's a non factor.
>>2527846See how she eats it with a napkin so nothing spills over? That's the refined way to eat a burger without going overboard to tastelessness i.e. using utensils as if it were a steak
>>2527829>barely-talked-about waifu pickJust saying, curren got exponentially more popular post cancer here
>>2527841>Story of Young Sima Yioooh that sounds kino, he's my favorite of the show, but I've yet to actually read romance of the three kingdoms despite getting a copy of it
