>Gemini Cup (Race starts on June 4th)Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmThe /v/ Triple Crown is TODAY!!!!https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1777147738475.png>/v/inning DerbyRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Firm, Sunny, Great Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Choose at least one Winning Ticket card, her inheritance skill (you must buy it), or Winning Ticket herselfRoom code: 94800332>/v/manese JokesRace Conditions: 2400m, Spring, Left, Soft, Rain, Random Mood, URA/Unity ONLY. Post your umas and cards and let someone else pick your deck!Haru Urara Gentleman's Agreement: If you want to suggest someone else train Urara, you must make a second suggestion, the trainer may choose between the two.Room code: 30167407>Welcome to the NHK MileRace Conditions:1600m, Spring, Left, Firm, Cloudy, Great MoodFail your career before the first turn of Classic Year. 1 race win maximum allowed!Room code: 70877517Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fbMonthly Schedule (May)https://files.catbox.moe/v6dfqz.jpgRandom PvP race generatorhttps://world2ch.net/uploader/src/216.luaToday is the JAPANESE DAHBY!!!! Place your bets and prepare your reenactment, only the LUCKIEST uma musume will win.
Japan Derby tonight, Belmont Stakes next week.
>>2528382I have none of these things so they're all whale indicators, whale.
D-D-D-D
>>2528379Next thread better be Marvelous or I will personally explode Der/vm/'s headquarters building
>>2528379OH SHIT forgot something in the OP my bad brosPrevious thread: >>2526318My bad bros
>>2528387>No MLB Kitasan
When parent farming, does it matter which G2/G3s I win? Should I choose Mile rival even if I'm building a parent for Medium?
>>2528401Its all good in the hood
>>2528361How the heck did this bourbon win the kikuasho/tennosho?Considering you ENDED the career at 612 stam you must have been absurdly low mid-career, like 240 during classic year I bet
>>2528407Clanker has a heal
>>2528379>JAPANESE DAHBY
Place your bets
>>2528408yes thats equal to like, a white
>>2528407Not my Uma, just saving examples of various f2p decks I've seen. I thought this one was funny. End closer Oguri's are actually really fucking strong
WE COME CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE END
>>2528410So can any keiba fags give me a QRD on Lovcen and why he's the huge favorite? I heard a few people bring them up in the previous thread but I'm unfamiliar with their accomplishments
>>2528410MEISHO HACHIKO
>>2528411600 stam + 400 from career + a white seems pretty good
>>2528417>Curren>GeminiShouldn't this be for the Sprint CM?
RESPOND TO ME, ONEGAI!>>2528395
>>2528403Yep.I double sparked on her release banner, rolled her exactly once, quit for many months and so I missed the selector ticket from the 0.5th anniversary or something like that, and came back 25 days ago.
>>2528421Nah its because falco is busted and the bird/curren rivalry is ongoing
>>2528418It's really simple, you see:
>>2528421The weak should fear the strong.
>>2528422Not necessarily, but yeah bourbon has a higher ceiling, she gets better epithets, more SP, better growths and that run was prob a fast learner one
>>2528422>Would I have gotten better as V.Boprobably yeah because she's got better growths, and she's easy as fuck to build, can run in different G1s (sprint IIRC) as well which means more SP. If you see a "high roll" bourbon that's just her natural state, although the UG2 bourbon was probably a fast learner high roll if I had to guess, most of that points inflation came from skills. Probably did an extra race or three as well
>need a mood up heading into summer camp>4 races and no otonashi>need to gamble for the 10 energy for my next race and its a 3rd race in a row>she shows upI fucking despise this cunt
>>2528421>doesheknow.jpg
DANCHOU KICK THE GUY THAT LIKES WITCH FROM MERCURY FROM DER/VM/
>>2528421guess who the other birds besides that bird I hate are anonhint: it's not el condor pasa
>>2528426>wins G1s>loses some random shitty G3Wow the game is even more realistic than I though
>>2528393I love Marvy but she doesn't need a thread EVERY Sunday
>>2528426Hopeful Stakes and Satsuki Sho? Oh we're looking at a potential double crown, future triple crown. That's interesting, i'll bet on this one
>>2528442Its her birthday on a sunday, this might never happen again
>fast learner at the start of the career>mile S first inspiration>ALL supports fuck off into the void during BOTH summers
KYR mogs every uma btw
>>2528442>but she doesn't need a thread EVERY SundayThis is one of the most souless takes I've ever read here.
>>2528422Oh yeah and it's worth mentioning.Good parents means more stats and more skill hints. If you get skill hints and some really good inspirations, and trigger various sparks, it can inflate your score by a huge amount. Having two loaded inspirations is really good. If you want to increase your highrolls, you gotta beef up those parents and breed in the skills you want with good blues over time and MANT affinity for max high rolls. It's the lowest hanging fruit when it comes to increasing your gains
>>2528444from what i've read his lineage might not be fit for long distances and he's a front on top which historically have done badly at the derby
Do I still have time to quickly redo some parents for some Aces?
>>2528387ok but just because you took a break doesn't change the fact that MLB Kitasan and MLB Fine Motion were very achievable for F2P players that have been here since the beginning
>>2528410ALWAYS BET ON SPE-RM
>>2528442But it's LITERALLY her birthday.....................
>>2528440...
>>2528450He's a freak though, that's not fair
>>2528449>fast-learner early on which means essentially guaranteed to have shit statsYup yup, that's a glue!
>>2528454Theres like a week left bro
>>2528441he lost to his rival so it's even more kino
>>2528453Oh a front? That's gonna be tough to sustain for that race but that sounds REALLY exciting to watch, I'm looking forward to this. Fronts are overhated in uma due to their strength, but in actual horse races it's so thrilling to see them actually pull it off for the whole race
>>2528404Bros, any help?
TAMAMO NO THAT'S NOT YOUR WORD
Just got off the phone with THE danchou, there will be a massive terrorist attack soon. DO NOT enter the DAHBY reenactment.
>>2528440The top two look like V. Bourb and Maruzensky to me
>>2528469Sorry didn't see your post, ideally you want the same races on every parent. Including lower grade ones
>>2528404Nah, just chase after rival races. If you want mile skills, then go after the mile races with rivals. Otherwise it doesnt matter, but you want SP on parent runs so you can buy as many skills as possible or to be able to gold/double circle the ones you really want to be sparked on
IN THIS HOUSE SHE IS A HEROEND OF THE STORY
>>2528469you check which ephitets you need and adapt accordingly, having the same race is better and g2s give more points so my priority goes G1>G2>G3 with rival on matching distance
I hate missing the /v/ Triple Crown because of my poor organizational skills, /v/manese jokes sounded really fun. I hope the host doesn't mind I want the rooms to fill ;__;
>>2528470tamamo would have the pass
>>2528476>>2528481do the g2-g3 epithets affect parent affinity? I thought it was just G1s
>>2528480/ourjanny/
>>2528379WHY CAN'T OPS GET IT RIGHT ON THIS DAY OF ALL DAYS?! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARVELOUS!!
>>2528482I've been way too busy doing MANT training and making parents. It's so exhausting that I don't realy have the TP even to do fun races, but I hope you guys have fun this time because there's some good ideas there
>>2528482>noooooo bros I didnt make it despite the fact that im shitposting in the threadPost your deck NOW so I can make you one and you can join, FAGGOT
>>2528487Neigha it's not even sunday yet, and we will easily burn through another thread before monday starts.
>>2528487It's saturday you fucking moron. >but not he-I don't care.
>>2528492Based
>>2528487Dunno bwoman, its still 8 minutes until sunday for me. Also why is your mp4 broken like that?
>>2528480IN THIS HOUSE>-5 energySHE IS>gives you a purple skillA HERO>agemasens you from Rising Dragon/Full of VigorEND OF STORY>-25 energy total
>>2528485iirc, right now matching ephitets give points regardless of which ephitet, matching races also gives +1 for each pair, later on it gets changed to +3 on G1s only
>>2528489NTA but do you also post your roster too? I don't know how this works. Do you want to see my R cards? Posting my deck feels..naked
Its 5:53 PM in places with civilization
>>2528499I see
>>2528501Its easy>post your roster >post your cards>a (probably malicious) anon chooses your uma and deck and you do a Unity run for the raceIts that simple, mine was really fun. Even got hot springs with slutty week
Guess I'll repost and ask here what to trim from my pull plan.https://litter.catbox.moe/ruorvh9k5q757e0a.png
>>2528502Actually, in places with REAL civilization, its 11:54 AM (Saturday)
>>2528510Its almost 7AM for me
>>2528497I don't but if this completes the 777 chain all the heathens in this thread will get triple cursed.
>>2528508Use a carats calculator and tell us how many carats you lack
>>2528507Are people posting R cards or not?
>>2528520I haven't seen anyone get recommended an R card. I didn't post mine personally.
>>2528473you got it, for your prize I have given marubird tits
>>2528508You can probably get away with trimming some of your umas, your cards plan is more than fine
>>2528523LEL
>>2528523
This is a janitor.
>>2528527NOT LOOKING GOOD
>yeah you get 22k a monthNot even close wtf
>>2528528The hall monitor is an anti-hero and I really hope he pulls for bamboo
Updated what I had saved to the mega archive. As always, there's stuff that I probably missed, so be sure to repost it so I can add it
>>2528527I LOOK LIKE THIS
>>2528517Is there even one that can do that?
>>2528533Wuv you archiver anon!
>>2528531This looks outdated as fuck
>>2528508If you like lates where are Gran Alegria and Still in Love
>>2528531Your events?Your login bonuses?Your gibs?
>>2528539Why are her ears bleeding
This is the best I have managed to scrounge up as of now, which uma needs most work and can they get a singular win in A semifinals there are also close alternatives to Fuji and Kingu but these two won in the testing matches against each other
>>2528524>>2528539I've had to cut allot of Umas as it is....
>>2528531>CM >900
>>2528536Yeahhttps://umacaratcalculator.com
>>2528531I was drained to around 3k-4k carats for Bourbon which was a bit over 3 months ago and then I sparked Nishino. Right now I have 68k carats, that's basically 30k each month
>>2528531Consider the monthly tickets from cleat exchange, clovers and friendship points, events, CM and so forth. Got to be thousands of carat worth if saved for sparks.
>>2528539>GA is a latei guess im a late trainer now
>>2528531This looks wrong, use the handsome carat calculator
Shit like this makes me want to quit and MANT doesn't help.
>>2528548Go fuck yourself
>>2528489How many hours left till the Triple Crown starts?
-1000000PR to helios
>>2528520Alright, just fuck my shit uphttps://files.catbox.moe/rasjht.png
22752648CM14 room
>>2528531This calculator is outdated. Use this one instead: https://umacaratcalculator.com
>>2528548You fucked up the filename soundpostbro, there should be a percentage where the underscore is. Firefox saves it like that i think
>>2528557use some of that anger to win a race lil bwo
>>2528564>>>/vg/
>>2528564Kitasan WOULD say that
>>2528564Kitasan would NOT say this
CHECK YOUR FUCKING INBOX
CYGENEROUS
>>2528508Based on my own research into future cards/umas (which I should note has been mostly focused on end closer stuff, but there's been some overlap with lates), I'd say to cut:>Teio speed (pace card; might still be good as a statstick but surely there are more late-oriented speed cards you could grab instead?)>The three "MUST PULL PARENT" umas unless you want them for other reasons, since I'm pretty sure none of them are actually must-pull parents in the first place>Maybe Orfevre if you're pulling for meta reasons, since she's a dedicated end closer and you're not picking up any end closer cardsAside from that I guess you'll just have to hope you get really lucky when rolling for all those umas
>>2528571>>2528569She would say that and then she'd act like THIS after losing
>>2528563I did the file save thing on 4chanx which was supposed to save the filename as is and didn't check :^(
>>2528560>Smart falcon (uma)>Tazuna>Riko>Aoi>Team sirius group card>NTR >Borrow wit currenEnjoy cucking her
>>2528575Wow Nature is a jealous bitch.
>>2528578That's fucking evil lmao
>>2528576yeah it happens, if you seen an underscore in a soundpost filename, check the original one you saved and you'll see it's a % instead, you're good. Not your fault this website is too retarded to allow us to post actual soundposts without this workaround bullshit
>>2528578you can't run team sirius in ura/unity iirc
>>2528578DEVILISH
Alright, I've decided that the triple crown will start within 3-4 hours now to give people extra time. As a side note, please make sure your racer fits the right qualifications. Derby and Jokes are URA/Unity only, but NHK is any scenario. I don't want to punish early joiners so if your uma wins but doesn't fit the qualifications, the title win will go to the next qualified racer./v/inning Derby9480 0332/v/manese Jokes3016 7407Welcome to the NHK Mile7087 7517Poll for the Uma Draft Stakeshttps://poal.me/twkv
>>2528578LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gemini Room1998354619983546
>>252857810/10
>>2528578As a Falcobro...I will stomach this humiliation knowing we will rise to the occassion. I accept.
>>2528578Sirius is banned in Unity
>>2528575i love how cute Natie looks in the animeShes just perfect, isn't she?
>>2528572>>2528573I WANNA KMS
>>2528574Those three are Late parents for all the track lengths
Room resultsAnother one81231569
>>2528578>>2528582>>2528593Alright give me an alternative to Sirius then
>>2528585Thank you and sorry for the problems
>>2528592Seems team sirius is banned in unity. Consider it a free slot for your choosing, lucky bastard.
THANK YOU CYGENEROUS
Lmao I didn't realize my aptitudes were this much of a mess. THE PINK SPARK ROLLS WILL BE HILARIOUS
>>2528436You and me both. I swear she's there just to fuck with you.>>2528544I feel like that King isn't that hard to improve. She can barely activate THH as is, and you won't need Corner Rec with a bit more stam/guts (I'm not even sure if you need it with the current statline).Vodka has even less mid race but if she can stack OYL, FF, and one of the other three accels a single time she should be able to grab a win in A semis.Fuji has Mile A but she has a lot of skills and didn't get AGEMASEN'd, improving that is going to be awful.>>2528598Not that anon, but take the Kingu SR.
Oguri ate the clock stimulus....
>>2528598Speed king SR, YOU MUST take king commendation practice
>>2528596I vaguely remember seeing an anon recommend those three the other not, but I'm 99% sure he was recommending them as meta *aces* rather than parentsDoes THIS look like a must-have inherit to you?
>>2528612I have no idea how to read this
>>2528606That Kingu was first one who got five wins against others, BUT there is one which got five so I am not really sure if miler is truly the best
>>2528585>derby was URA/UnityYup yup, I'm illiterate! I'll have that fixed.
>>2528612Laurel and Uni are the god parents and aces for lates for their respective distances, ruby is just an ace.
>>2528612>temptation = 0WHO in the world would wanta trainee like THIS?!
>>2528587The unity oonige is just never gonna work. It's over for me.
>>2528600>>2528618It's all cool, it's a fun race in the first place so I don't want people stressing too much about it. Even a mistake can make for a fun storyline so I'm willing to roll with the punches.
>>2528612>>2528619Well glad that got cleared up, should probably still get her.
>>2528612>current speedIsn't that useless as speed carryover? Because once the skill ends you also lose the extra speed it gave you, unlike target speed boosts.
>>2528615It's a tiny speed boost and an even tinier speed debuff for 3 secondsI'd assume it's pretty good on Ruby herself when the numbers aren't scaled down into oblivion, but I can't imagine it being worth the points as an inherit. Kinda like how Golshi's unique is busted on her but useless for parenting
Potential too stronghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lM7L1DRkSxM1TISTDnrKa5sl29556759
>>2528585The question is can a bwo join the /v/manese jokes?
>>2528628Yeah. These things don't really fill up so feel free.
>>2528628Only if you accept that your joke will probably be 10x as bad
>>2528628They're for >fun and rarely fill up to the max so yeppers.
>>2528602I know you made the original suggestion but free feels like cheating, these guys >>2528610 >>2528606 are saying King SR so we'll roll with that. See you soon!https://files.catbox.moe/zsc2zp.png
>>2528635Godspeed
>>2528635DELET THIS
I like when falco makes this face
>>2528642>CHINWAIT SHE'S NOT ROUND?
>>2528627Please join
>>2528644she takes a more aerodynamic form while racing like those variable sweep wing jets
So the derby is in roughly 8 hours, right? That would mean I have time to sleep.
>>2528627I was wondering why that Digitan teleported right behind Taishin. This explains it.
>>2528646Anon it's BEEN full
Will the Tachyon Speed SSR be another permaborrow situation if you don't have her during GL?
>>2528654You will probably borrow her yeah, if you don't have her and light hello thats when it's ugly
>>2528651Yeppers, dahby race + reenactment after
How the fuck does that anon never ever wake up for the JP races? Does he not have an alarm? Does he not have a phone? Is he a bear?
>Grabbed a Go With The Flow hint because I confused it with PP
>>2528652kekhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zqIyEGsiZ0rlIFR2gM5HSg-RThat's why hakuraku is great28197543
>>2528663>is he a bearBRING HIM TO ME
>finemo ends her chain before debut>get speed star
>>2528669Why is it so hard to make that bitch laugh
>>2528671She doesn't have a soul.
Should I grab Barcarole for front runner this cm?
>>2528673Now that there is an irl Happy Meek will the uma version be ensouled?
>>2528579She isn't being jealous, she's just a jobber.Imagine if Messi came crying to you for football advice, you wouldn't know what to tell him either
>>2528678No
>>2528677Baracarole has a decent chance of not working on this track but it's really good to have late race velocity, its up to you
>>2528668All I know about this uma is that she's a Triple Tiara winner or something, and also that she still hasn't released in JP despite being revealed all the way back in like 2022 during JP MANTShe's kinda cute though
>>2528671People like to say that the umas are autistic but Meek is actually autistic, almost definitely low functioning too. The sad part is that she's clearly a savant when it comes to racing since she's got an A aptitude in every distance, running style, and both turf and dirt, but Kiryuin is not a very good trainer.
>>2528616Fuck that's the wrong image, here is one with skills...
>>2528691>that comic where Meek is staring at a turtle
>>2528666DAMN that taishin robbed falco
>>2528690You should listen to her singing voice, it's heavenly
>>2528694You're aiming for just finals rather than plat right? Because that looks good enough to meme your way in but not enough for plat
>>2528651Tokyo Yushun (Japanese Derby) at 15:40 JP time, that's around 8 hours from now at the usual place https://kick.com/b01doghos, reenactment shortly afteryou can see the lineup here >>2528410there is also the Meguro Kinen g2 2 hours after but that is far too late for me to hostthere isn't enough art of the Derby umas together
Taishin wins again by a headhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=z5sP1cZjSiGb6hsevB3-WH8oThat's it for me I'm going to sleep to watch the derby this morning>>2528698Fair winDueling with 1100 guts is what made her win
>>2528690Shes the first undefeated triple tiara in history
>>2528707I am aiming for just the finals, I only managed to get past A semifinals once, but if I did, which one has a better idea, gutsmaxxing attempts or trying with a more regular deck?
>>2528453that's not true at all, his sire was a long horse and his grandsire was deep impact
>>2528709>spoilerThere's this pic that was posted one or two threads back.
>>2528714Gutsmaxxing has a higher ceiling but a pathetically low floor. Depends on if you think you can get THE run
Attention that one single Bubble Gum Fellowfag! Somebody just released the Koikatsu mod and card of your OshiUma on pixiv! I refuse to give any further hints!
>>2528713Wait for some reason I thought that was Ramonu
>>2528725Ramonu Is the first triple tiara period
>>2528721Well I am struggling on what to run right now so I suppose I could try gutsmaxxing some more
>>2528724>Koikatsu modWhat is this, 2018?
>>2528724AAAAAAAH!!!! LETS GOOO!!!!
>>2528726What's the difference between triple tiara and undefeated triple tiara?
need advice from any knowledgable person: Who is the angriest uma Air Shakur interacts with? or rather, which uma can get the angriest at her? Finemo is pretty chill, Doto as well, who else?
How many triple crown and triple tiara are we missing?
>>2528731Daring tact was undefeated when she won the triple tiara, Mejiro ramonu wasn't
>>2528720that one and a couple group shots exist but they're such a mixed bag of personalities that i'd love to see how they interact with each other
>>2528731There are races you have to do before running the triple tiara. Ramonu lost a G2, and Almond Eye lost one of her debut races. Tact went undefeated up to getting the tiara, but lost every race afterwards
>>2528731Win the triple tiara while undefeated
>get mile s on 2nd spark>lost several G1s with no clocks available already>there was no way to make it go any better>it was all bad luck RNGI hope more people quit so cygames get their asses in gear. Unity made it seemed like they care.
>>2528702Maybe. I've been trying to avoid getting too attached to umas who are still years away from coming to global, thoughIf she's not even out in JP yet then I'm pretty sure it'd be at least 3+ years or so until we get her in global, and I don't think I'd have the mental fortitude to wait that long for an uma I really wanted
IS LONGCHAMP THE FIRST CM OF L'ARC??
>>2528742CM27, the first and only L'arc CM
>>2528732Like, in her career? In general?
>>2528724Koikatsu stuff is always either the hottest shit ever or an uncanny boner killer. No in-between
Stop inherit pump to your end closers it never activates
>>2528733In game? We are missing 3 triple crowners (two never evers) and two triple tiaras (both never evers)
Falco, please just bear with it. This will be all over soon…
>>2528748I've been saying this. Poomp is ass
>check out air shakur>familywhat, why the hell?>secrets 2would she shitpost on umachan/sp?
>>2528742You might be able to enter L'Arc umas in the Dirt CM before it, but Longchamp is the first CM that starts after the L'Arc scenario
!!!
>>2528755>>2528748problem is a lot of people don't have nishino or king halo, or even brian, so they're borrowing king halo. I'd say an Oguri parent would beat a Ryan parent, but a lot of niggas been in the Ryan mines. Pump's activation is hard, but if it does hit, then it's solid. Not the worst pick
>>2528756Yeppers, thats because Air Shakur was gonna be called Air Scudetto
>>2528746either-or, really. both work>>2528758WTF, Monarchy is based now
>>2528743>>2528757I DON'T GET TIME TO LEARN THE SCENARIO BEFORE THE CM THAT DECIDES IF MY ACCOUNT IS BRICKED???
>>2528758
>>2528760Nishino is bad tooOguri and Brian are the only good choices
>>2528770Budding blossom on taishin and tama specifically hit really hard
>FLower is gonna change miles!>uhhh she does nothing this trackDare I say...the biggest rugpull since dober?
Guts Taishins are genuinely unbeatable, Fronts were never this unbeatable
>>2528770Fair enough, I should whip up some Ogurin legacies myself but i never run her, so no Oguri parents. Triumphant pulse is just nice to have and she has good affinity with a lot of peeps
>>2528709
>>2528528>>2528480>look it up>roommates with Shichihow does this affect her PR?
>>2528770I don't really like Pulse here. Shadow and Cheer aren't enough by themselves, I honestly think you need more accel than that.
>>2528777Bwo if your end closer is in 4th place while entering late-race she already won no need budding blossom
>>2528780You made fun of potential man for MONTHSThis is your retribution.
>>2528778Not a rugpull for me because I need her to have a team for the sprintsloppa.
>>2528765You'll have like a month (maybe if they don't accelerate it), you need more time?
Does anyone have a couple of images of smart falcon (or other umas in general) pointing up?
>>2528790We've made fun of umas losing the stakes before but if Taishin loses this one it'll be the funniest thing that has ever happened here by a long shot
>>2528796>pointing uplike this?
>>2528750only one triple crown and one triple tiara are never-eversyeah Shinzan won't be playable because he's older than maru, but they can still introduce her as an npc, and liberty island isn't a never ever by any metric
>>2528790Potentialwoman will NEVER win the stakes
>>2528794Virgo and Pisces were both disasters for me...
>>2528796This? Why do they do it so much anyway
>>2528800End closers can't win with a field size that large. When you're brocked you're brocked.
>>2528802>>2528807YEAH that's the good shit
>>2528800Fronts are too strong for anyone but fronts to win if you ask me, maybe a pace because they can actually hit NSM and Budding Blossom here. Too much blocking, too many people here are front trainers. And honestly it's making me dread LoH because it's supposed to be a bigger field and I never run fronts.
Who would be the bigger KWAB between Taishin and Falco losing the stakes this time?And we all know both of them aren't winning regardless.
Do triple fronts help beyond Spot Struggle by also brocking the competition? I want to learn more about this strat
>>2528814teach a man to fish...
>>2528804Idk, dont think that they would add her given she died on the track, not even that long ago either
>>2528802Biwa would not do this (in front of anyone but me)
>>2528820Please put her tits back on this is offensive
>>2528796
>>2528820wheres her tits
>>2528789For me its a failsafe, helps me on end heavy lobbies against other taishins or when you move up too fast and guarantees a big spurt in front heavy lobbies. But that's just my opinion
>>2528831Oguri ate them.
>>2528822anon, we've got several umas that died on the track
>>2528819If you mean physically blocking, that's not something that can be done intentionally. If you mean the position order, they most certainly can cuck certain win conditions like Tsubomi.
>>2528831stolen>>2528827i do war crimes and i do not feel sorry>>2528823nah. She'd do this though
>>2528807>Why do they do it so much anywayInshallah, uma musume are devout servants of Allah
>>2528819It does help cuck everyone out if position
>>2528842t. Air Jihad
If you cap Wit, is aptitude S noticeable? Especially for fronts?
>>2528854Aptitude? You mean style? Aptitude S is always notable
Edenbros... It's fucking overhttps://x.com/i/status/2060768817824071689
>>2528859Yes, style S, if you already have 1200 Wit can you notice a difference?
>>2528861interesting find in the comments
>>2528861If Icarus didn't get on Cygames' radar then I have no hope for a massive banwave, would be funny though
>>2528838We got three umas that died in the track iirc, and all of that was in the 90s. Liberty island died just last year. I just dont think they'll add her when its something so close
Since other people asked, I may as well too. What sort of advice do you guys have for cards to save for in the future? This is my current plan for a while, the main difficulty is some meta cards can't be used with some of the girls I want to use.
>>2528871isnt Biko a 2*?
>>2528869Icarus was one guy that cucked out and stopped after less than a week, the problem solved itself before Cygays could bother doing anything even if it was under their radar
>>2528870The way that liberty island died was pretty fucked up too. The owners don't deserve a penny
>>2528871The generic ones like El Speed, Orfe Guts, Rudolf Wit, Shakur Stam might work for your planning.I think we don't get a really strong generic Power card until Tama, but Ardan Power might be good.
>>2528868>intradasting.jiffylube
>>2528885Ardan power is great if you luckshit her
>>2528885Nishino power is a good card
>>2528871There's the scenario card that comes out right after Ramonu and El Speed SSR is Kitasan 2.0.
I need more Whining Ticket
>>2528913
>>2528379>Race starts on June 4th>haven't played a single run since Taurus ended>been a lot happier since>can't simply leave behind everything elsewhat to do what to do
>>2528840You asked for it!
How long till tje triple crown?
>>2528915Do I want a woman who would ball her eyes out because a beetle was doing its best?
>>2528838I remember watching Ojou's debut race, i remember her first G1, I remember her triple crown win and fuck, I remember being in /umajp/ when she died. It was all preventable. Sunday Racing fucking killed her without any remorse and they should burn. Her death is different because she was overworked and pushed too hard because of greed, it shouldn't have happened. She's the only triple crown/tiara horse to die on the track. It's a black stain on the sport forever.
>>2528929That post detailing her crying during sex about how Mr.Sperm got swallowed and is trying his best lives rent free in my head
>>2528928The DAHBY? Or the /v/ triple crown? Cuz theres a few hours to both
>>25289282-3 hours
>>2528933>triple crown*triple tiara, did not mean to misgender her
>>2528920>im not the only person with weapons of mass destruction nowto avoid mutual annihilation i'm paying reparations and suing for peace
>>2528945Biko is SO UGLY this doesn't save her
>>2528945Marvelous!I'm somewhat of an expert at clicking checkboxes.
>>2528945You actually managed to make me fantasize about fucking Biko, congrats
>>2528944I mean, the Triple Tiara is gender-locked, but the Triple Crown isn't.I wonder how that would realistically work in the umaverse? "Sorry pal, you put your head ornament consistently on the wrong side."
>>2528945People (rightfully) shit on Ryan for her hairstyle, but I think Biko's is pretty bad too
Post some big dahbys
>>2528945Sex but needs a paper bag
>>2528958I'm a bit of a cunnysseur and Biko is the only uma loli that I wouldn't
>>2528964You first, post your UG winning ticket
>>2528958I think it fits her
>>2528969Same, would fuck the shit out of sweepy though
>>2528945I'm curious, how would Curren look like with the biggest cans in the game? I think they would look good on her. But if you don't wanna keep posting this I understand
>>2528969On the other hand, I would.
>>2528964https://litter.catbox.moe/rwysudiwo4j7swpo.png
Wait a minute.....how many trainees are lolis anyway?
I've been doing parent runs all day and all of them give me really shit whites or shit pinks, none of them are usable, this is a waste of my time honestly.I will just download the bot app and will do parent runs with it. If they ban me for it then so be it, it's their own fault for making such a dogshit design and not bringing the autorun mode early. Release me, Cyfucks!
>>2528787Forbidden romance with Shinchi behind Bamboo's and Managers backs UOOOOH
The things I do for love, this is probably the best parent try I've had all Gemini. Do you guys think this would get borrowed for niche mutations?
>>2528979A non-insignificant number are teenagers
>>2528979Let me guess, der/v/?
>>2528934Yeah I think that's marriage material.
>>2528979There are only TWO loli characters >Nishino Flower>Biko PegasusEveryone else is a Hebe, a normal girl, or a hag
>>2528983Prove it
>>2528985Horse MD actually
>>2528989Haru? Rice? Taishin?
I think Ticket is the only character I truly despise
>>2528994>t.
>>2528993>HaruNot a little girl, looks about 16>RiceShe's just short, she's a grown ass woman>SpoilerCome on man
>>2528994Typical zuma L
Heliosniggers determined to go below Daiwa and Gold Ship rep
>>2528989Mayano straight up says she is a child but ok>hebeConsider the rope
>>2528994T.aishin
My $HLO...
>>2528994You and I could never see eye to eye.Ticket has such an innocent loving and happy energy that only bad people could ever think down of her.
>>2528401I fail to see how you fucked that up desu seems hard to do it accidentally
>>2529003A 17 year old is a child. Maya is like a 14-15 year old. Not an actual fucking toddler like Nishino and Biko
>>2528585Do a quick run for NHK. CM brain goes:>you don't need stam for this. it's a mile.Oops
>>2529001>Gold ship repDont try and drag her down with the others. She’s won /v/ma the most plats, rep’s lookin good!
>>2528994>>2528548Can you go avatar fag to the other board? you're being annoying
>>2528999>She's just short, she's a grown ass woman>Oniichan something bad and unrelated to me happened and its all my fault ;_;Lets not lie to ourselves, man, that senior year means NOTHING, fucking Windy is a senior AND SHE GOT UPSET OVER BIKO NOT PLAYING TAG WITH HER
do I need to pull a metaslave trainee to win the longchamp cm?
>>2528964Shes pretty big by default, actually, no bodyswaps neededi wish the pose editor wasnt as ass as this
>>2529011I agree with you but let's leave it at that. I didn't mention it and nobody else did.
>
>>2529006What is that? And why DONKEY so high up?
>>2529023Wait, you can POSE them FONDLING themselves?
Speaking of Winning Ticket, could someone catbox the Arby hat edit, I kind of need it for something.>>2529014>A 17 year old is a childFucking 'ell mate, people used to enter the workforce when they were 14. I get that it's not ideal but why are we treating 17 year olds like they have absolutely zero self-agency here? They're NOT child-aged at that point.
>>2529023Yup yup those are some big dahbys alright
>>2529011Im a phoneposter and I didn't copy the whole link like a retard then i forgot because I slightly changed the OP by adding the room codes to the /v/ triple crown and the message about the DAHBY. It really wasn't malicious im just stupid
>>2529006Anyone that hates dahby has either not read her chapter or has no fucking soul.Also I really should retake this test to see how my taste has changed since we did this way back in Taurus 1
>>2529011Well like two threads ago I fucked up the "next thread" post so give him some slack.
>>2529014Where are you getting these numbers from?
>>2529034What is this test?
>>2529015Happened to me too LMAO
You know the spoilers can still be seen by everyone right?
>>2529026I have always thought ZRR was ultra cute, but that's mostly my love for megane and shortstacks that raises her a lot.if I retook the test I would probably come up with a different result honestly.
>>2529018>no reaction images EVER>images are only used by ONE PERSON
>>2529040uma sorter quiz, first result, choose by playable only or you'll be doing the thing for a whole hour
>>2529029>why are we treating 17 year olds like they have absolutely zero self-agency here?Have you TALKED to a 17 year old? I consider anyone below 25 to be a bumbling retard without a brain
>>2529042I'd hope, the point is to create a barrier of effort to dissuade people.
>>2529039My headcanon
>>2529044you just got trololed my friend…problem??
>>2529042It's more of a way of saying not to engage with the post and only if you really want to, and to engage with it with also spoilered texts.
>>2529020Everyone is viable
>>2529048It kinda brings more attention to itself though
>>2529058Its DOBER anyway
>>2529043Oh I see, I thought it was some ranking from a poll
>>2529058Believe me it that wasn't spoilered we would be derailing right now
>>2529046Yeah but you probably consider anyone you haven't met before a bumbling retard so that's not saying much.
>>2529057Biggest lie ever spoken
>>2529057t. gaslight dancer
>>2529046>have you TALKED to a 17 year oldI've talked to people who have failed actual mental faculty tests before. My sister in law is one of them, she has fragile X. It has given me great perspective and respect for people who are given absolutely atrocious education that is designed to hamper them at every turn and a law book that tells them that they're not allowed to develop themselves as a person until they're 18.
>>2528981hot>>2529028>2529028go to animation>pose. pretty standard 3axis rotation, but still annoyingly hard. might just be a skill issue on my part>>2528974>in-gamecant do that, sadlycan give you gifrel though.last one for the thread, you can continue with whatever the hell is going on, i need to go back to drawing
>>2529062But you are derailing right now. The entire exchange was pointless and now it’s just leading to more pointless posts, see what I mean? It doesnt stop anything. People know how to hover over a post come on, if anything it attracts them to it
>>2529068HOLY SHIT, Curren looks so good as a titcow, thank you
>>2529057I want this to be true but the last time I heard this said it was about Taurus 2...
>>2529066>sister in lawThere are married anons here?
>>2529070How am I derailing by replying to you?
I am thankful Biwa has the heir, big head and banana gimmicks going on, otherwise I can see her fanart meeting the same fate as Tran-chans...Donkey at least gets a ton of cute stuff besides the smut...
>>2529076You should ignore him so it doesn't spiral out of control, the topic is over anyway
>>2529014>Maya is like a 14-15 year oldThese are her classmates.
>>2529070nta but you caused more derailment than whatever those spoilered posts are, by exactly doing what you said. You're the problem not the spoilered posts.
>>2529075Not that anon but yes.Not a huge surprise considering how many of us are old.
>>2529057This is true, except nige. And there is a meta, neo universe
>want Norn Ace added because she's pure sexo>know that 90% of her personality would just be simping for Ogurimonkeys paw
>>2529080Yeah. It didn't even set off and stopped with that starting spoilered post anyway.
I've been skipping my runs to play PoE2. I feel like I'm letting her down by not giving it 110% to help her win Gemini.
Do people buy Operation Cacao as an inherit? Is it actually helpful?
>>2529075I got married last year yeppers
>>2529075Some dude has a cosplayer wife here
>>2529076Just forget about it lol
>>2529087I dont think shes based of a horse with a career
>>2529087people thought red desire would be like that too only for her to be for (You)who knows
>>2529087
Did somebody say Norn?
>>2529075I have kids bro, some are older than posters here
>>2529092Its as good as a white skill, cacao is amazing as Maru's inherit
>>2529098you'd think adding oc donuts would be easier since you don't have to worry about the owners throwing a fit
>>2529084OkayOne, that’s not how spoiler tags are supposed to be used in the first place.Two, I wasnt the one nitpicking about previously with the spoiler tags, they’re the ones who wanted to bring up a topic that has been known to derail threads when they easily could have just not mentioned it.Three, I was not the guy who said “do you think people cant read spoilers”? That’s a normal response for people off topic posting in a chain of spoiler tags that had nothing to do with the game.I only chimed in after all of that. I never would have if those guys hadnt started the conversation in the first place. MAYBE, they should have just let it be? And if you didnt want me derailing the thread further, maybe you shouldnt be trying to shift blame from the people who actually started this.Clearly, the spoiler tags didnt do any good and it was a meaningless, thread derailing conversation. I rest my case.
>>2529115Then you have to worry about the keiba purists of your fanbase throwing a fit though
>>2529105yes that was me, i need more gyaru whorses
>>2529093Congrats dude
>>2529115But I don't want OCs in, sure they can be NPCs or support but they shouldn't make up careers
>>2529119I need her, Belno, Soccer Boy and Obey in the game RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2529114Which other Fronts could benefit? Seiun? Falco? Mutants?
>>2528404>When parent farming, does it matter which G2/G3s I win?Yes. You get an affinity boost for running the same races on the parent that you did on the grandparent, so on a parent run, you don't ever want to divert off the schedule.
>>2529126Anyone that struggles with mid race skills like seiun
>>2529006I only went through global playables, some of the ones lower on the list are really hurt by the fact that I have not played their careers. Which is a shame, I'd like Kawakami and Amazon.
>>2529123Aren't you forgetting someone?
I really enjoyed her JAV debut
>>2529118Everyone eventually becomes a keiba purist over time
>>2529130That's good to know, why don't people talk about it more? I thought Cacao was another garbo inherit with not enough duration and effects
>>2529128That makes sense, thanks. No wonder my parents don't end up being very good sometimes, I need to check what the grandparents did. Man, no wonder people bot this shit. that's annoying.
>>2529133Yes, of course we need Marche.
>>2529142
>>2529134Nice
>>2529029Herehttps://litter.catbox.moe/bytnr38vkr4abraj.png
>>2529134Do you think umamusume JAVs exists and that they actually sell given how umamusume are actually the minority in their world.
I did not care for Norn
>>2529136Its just very low priority compared to white skills and good inherits, incredibly niche
>>2529046I'm almost 34 and I'm a bumbling, brainless retard.
I love /vm/ I just got nice info on another game in another thread.
>>2529134triggering top
>>2529149Almost certainly so, arent uma musume ALWAYS beautiful?
>>2529151
>>2529154People make fun of the smaller /v/ boards but they're not bad (vrpg isn't good though)
>>2529161She insists upon herself
>>2529162Its because /v/ appeals to the lowest common denominator.
>>2529162I know nothing of it but I imagine its filled with erpers and faggots like /tg/ and /co/.
>>2529165And that's a good thing.
>>2529149Umas that couldn't cut it in racing that have to give up on their lifelong dreams and start doing pornography is a very hot idea. Corruption is hot.
>>2529162Is /vr/ still alive?
So I had some Arby's today.https://litter.catbox.moe/c57vxgi6c24dt596.jpgIt was their pulled brisket sandwich. It's pretty damn dry without some BBQ sauce...>>2529148Thank you.
>>2529162The smaller the board the best the post quality because it contains the most niche audience. See for example the 4 fastest boards in the site>/vg/>/pol/>/b/>/v/ (used to be 3rd but nowadays its much slower)
>>2529173How are you gullible morons actually falling for ironic propaganda?
>>2529171I actually want and need an IF or a story of underground racing for those umas that couldn't be controlled by their trainers or those who just aren't cut out for the tracks
>>2529179How the hell do you do secret, underground Uma racing when the tracks have to be massive?
>>2529173Its fucking disgusting
>>2529075My brother is 17 years older than me(trust me, not from a lack of trying,) so my SiL is my brother's wife, but the point stands regardless that she is an actual, bona-fide sub-80 IQ idiot, and MY GOD. Teenagers tend to be impulsive and unwise, but they're generally NOT stupid, especially not like she is. And she's supposed to be considered "functional" in this society...
>>2529179I actually read a story kinda like that, but it was Eishin Flash being kidnapped and forced to race or get raped. Japs have wild fantasies
>>2529173I will never understand amerilards
>>2529006>4/6 of the top 5 are le funny meme reddit umas I've never seem such an awful list. All you were missing are Urara and Tachyon
I got slutty spe from a random cheeky. She's pretty cute in that outfit.
>>2529181Like on the streets or unofficial tracks not legalized or approved by the URA. Where people actually BET real money.Since we found out or been implied that there's no betting in the official races.
>>2528982If that was a something decent instead of 1*blue without groundwork on the Falco, I could see it.
>>2529173Delish.
>>2529178>ironic propagandaI didn't fall for it, I already occasionally ate at Arby's prior to even knowing that the Japanese existed.>>2529182It wasn't bad, but... man, it looked like someone rolled a mini tire over the bun, and the brisket was bland. The pickles and onion were nice, but there weren't enough of each.
>>2529185You just can't say that and not provide source
>>2529190I will never forgive you retards for making me attracted to spe
>>2529176Does /b/ really get any traffic nowadays? Its just a porn board with shitty memes and AI slop at this pointWouldn't be surprised if /trash/ is more active
>>2529190God I wish Spe would get good trainings when she hits the aptitude sparks, my last one ended up with everything but had sub-800 Wit.
>>2529181>>2529179freestyle/street racing is a thing, its just a matter of it being big enough to make a living or its just something done by thug umas
>>2529173It looks line a chunk of its brain fell offf
>>2529136Generic midrace inherit isn't good enough to chase. Same reason people don't rave about Rudolf, Oguri, or Brian on backliners despite the fact they're always good
>>2529198/trash/ is just re/b/ooted.I wish /b/ wasn't the chatbot wasteland that it is...
>>2529206This is basically a blue /b/ anyway
>>2529173Look at what Oguri's second reign has driven us to.
>>2529205But is it good to pick up? Over let's say Plancha or something like that. For a Front with no midrace ult ofc
>>2529173The fries are the only good part of that place. And you can just buy those elsewhere.
>>2529195Its stupid though, realistically flash should be able to one shot any human being
15 minute warning for the races. If you need more time for a run, reply now and one hour will be put on the clock. The order of the races will be the NHK Mile, Jokes then Derby.
>>2529209No, it's just a good leftover skill
>>2529209Late race accels are tier zero in importance, that only scales with how reliable they are. You're never gonna go out of your way to borrow Cacao because it's make or break for your uma, it's just a nice skill to have like PTO or any other midrace skill.
>>2529214And even then, other white skills are the same or better
Lads training Fuji is so fucking nice, she basically already has all the good Mile midrace skills in her default kit already. So nice of her
Y'know, I wonder if anyone would complain if I posted a fast food burger and fries served on a paper plate during Euro hours. The food genuinely looks fine and frankly better than half the crap I was served in France. Taste is a very slightly different matter.>>2529207I sometimes like to imagine that by posting here, I'm just posting to um4chan. It makes the off-topic conversations funnier.So what would the European horse meat scandal be in the umaverse, anyways?
>>2529212Anon is talking about this by the way in case (you) don't read the OP.>>2528379
>>2529196>making meYou were already attracted to her all along, we just helped you find your true feelings. It's like being gay, no one can "make" you gay.
>>2529217Dog meat if I had to guess, or donkey/zebra?
>>2529222Shes so bland though...
Spe is the sexiest and has always been the sexiest.
>>2529212Ah damn it I was having stomach issues and couldn't do it. Sorry man, I don't think it's worth it to keep everyone waiting, also it's late for me
>>2529226And that's ok, you can like bland. you can fuck bland and still cum, right?
>>2529149doesn't spe's mom warn her about fake trainers that lure young umas into sketchy shit with promises of debuts in the anime
>>2529222If only you didn't post a sloppa I would have agreed otherwise
>>2529227Calm down, Grass Wonder. She's not THAT hot.
>>2529228>he scratched
>>2529237Yeah I scratched my ass after having to wipe so much
>>2529233NTA but i couldn't even tell that it was sloppa, this technology needs to go
>>2529212Wait the first two in Aoharu, URA, those scenarios were faster right? Maybe I can get something done quickly
>>2529223>zebraDo you think the humans have successfully domesticated zebras?>donkeyHmm...Maybe mule umas are the centaurs referred to in umaGreek myth?
>>2529240The first two are URA and Unity, NHK Mile takes about 5 minutes no matter the career since it's meant to end early.
>>2529242Yes and URA/Aoharu could be done way faster than MANT right? it's been a long time
>>2529228Wonder who could be behind this post
1st season was pure kino
>>2529245Yeah its like 20 mins
>>2529247I don't think Sovereignty got diarrhea
>>2529248The anime made me think Spe was sexy and I can't handle it
>>2529251Sovereignty didn't get ANYTHING
>>2529248Those shadows are doing a lot of heavy lifting
>>2529248The pretty derby artstyle is simultaneously very good and very bad
>>2529245Yeah, just mention if you plan to do it now or not, because otherwise I'm gonna start.
>>2529241Im like 99% sure donkeys exist
THESEXIEST
>>2529249Ok fuck it I'm in, I'll try to be as fast as I can.Give me something quick and funny, I'll only use one attempt
Who let Grass on the pc?
>>2529266She does look very cute here...
>>2529260I don't mind it when it's good but that shit had some fucking q u a l i t y shots Also the running was giga lame.
>>2529267>>2529263
>Also the running was giga lame.You are a giga niggaNo (You) for you
>>2529260>>2529272I liked those few specific frames where the girls looked HOT, SEX and THICK as fuck
>>2528533Thank you for all the work you do!
>>2529267>umaAir groove>deck>Shinko Windy>Gold ship>Sweep tosho>Marvelous sunday>Agnes tachyon>Borrow power bamboo memoryWith the help of the trust hall monitor, go tardwrangle the troublemakers of tracen.
>>2529272Cute Taiki
>>2529286KEK anon will be the first person to borrow bamboo
>>2529280Based
>>2529277Why is she stumbling?
>>2529289Thats inari three
>>2529290Legs turned into jello
>>2529289There's a festival in my pants
>>2529286KEK ok that is hilarious, I'm on it, I'll try to be quick boss >>2529263One question, Air Groove's potentials are kinda shit right? I think I can skip those, note sure on Lane Legerdeimeister
>>2529296Skip, its an okay skill. Useful for not getting brocked and passing i think
>>2529226Personally I love vanilla ice cream. Same shit.
>>2529277Dude it's so ass that I redownloaded this episode just to make a point.
>>2529303Vanilla is not vanilla though, chocolate is vanilla
If you haven't jorked it to Spe at least once you can't call yourself an uma fan, sorry I don't make the rules.
>>2529286Shit I almost borrowed GUTS Bamboo, that would've been bad
>>2529306Cyboss would not post this
>>2529306Ive nutted to every member of the golden generation other than her
>>2529290That was the moment irl Suzuka was catastrophically injured and had to be put down.
>>2529307Guts bamboo is even worse
>Glued another run
>>2529304It's called SOUL, you humongous faggot
>>2529309Then it looks like you have some homework to do
You complained about the hall monitor and now we have niggers talking about what they jerk off to like it's a normal conversation to have.
>>2529313I like S1 but I'm not going to pretend the running animation in it was good. It's really unpolished and you can tell the animators weren't that good at making it visually interesting
>>2529320Me and my friends talk about what we jerk off to all the time though?
>>2529306I don't jork to umas because I genuinely love them instead of typical gacha coombait
>>2529320It's the cum before the dahby
>>2529325Scarlet looks much uglier than usual here. Everyone else is very cute.
>>2529320Post rooms or ask about gameplay.
>>2529325I get you, for me it's the Senrans. I like the characters but for some reason I just can't do it.
>>2529325>fang instead of fleshfang Ruined
>>2529323>you can tell the animators weren't that good at making it visually interestingIts exactly this, as you see in later entries of the franchise running can be very interesting just by switching the camera angles, or the pespective, or adding effects or cuts. Here it's stale
People like dunking on Gran Alegria's shoes, but what the hell are those? its Helios' shoes
>>2529347They look like some kind of rubber shoes no?
>Almond Eye so strong she actually made Still move down a tier on miles>Japs are considering putting her in her own EX tierThe second coming of xoguri
>>2529341It was a bit cute when the loser Umas said "I can't" but at the same time felt less serious.
>>2529347I ignore everything this disaster wears, like her casual outfit
>>2529351Hm, I thought she was a medium merchant?
>>2529351Sounds like I can stop playing this shit in 3 years.
>>2529351Naturally, what else would be expected of the STRONGEST ever.
>>2529351>>2529359These posts were made by almond eye. Do NOT engage and do NOT believe her lies.
>>2529351Ai-chan over ohamile? Doesn't sound right
There's something inherently infuriating about almond eye
>>2529351>on miles>>2424754APOLOGIZE>>2424754APOLOGIZE>>2424754APOLOGIZE
>>2528379>>2529212I'm guessing /v/manese is also Tokyo, you should put the racetrack on conditions as well
>>2529365her posters. i went from neutral to rather negative opinion about her after people started posting her
>>2529373Its funnier to think almond fraud is shilling herself
>Aibroken already
>>2529365There's something about how she smiles, it feels too fake. I don't know how to describe it. I only started getting interested when I found out she had a seething side.
Make sure you eat burger bros.
>>2529377Its called insecurity, she reeks of insecurity about not being the best at everything
>>2529365You mean inherently sexy
>>2529379>eat burgerbrosi dont wanna eat my clubmates though!
Symboli Rudolf? A relicT.M. Opera O? A fraudVodka? IrrelevantGentildonna? A jokeKitasan Black? his biggest win was our childAccept it and move on, Almond Eye...never loses!
>>2529385
>>2529385>our childKITASAN COME PICK YO BITCH UP SHE'S YAPPIN AGAIN
Imagine almond fraud furiously typing away at her keyboard. Seething trying to make people give a shit about her
>>2529391>KITASAN COME PICK YO BITCH UP
>>2529347Straight out of subway surfers
>>2529212>>2529286Janny and the hall monitor done. I'm sorry host I don't think I'll make it to the Derby, it's too late. But I am happy I managed to make it to two, I apologize for leaving it as an afterthought
Welcome to the NHK Mile begins now. Say hello to your heroes.
>>2529402YUP YUPOUR HEROES!!!!!
>>2529402I always wondered why you decided to name this race like that
>>2529407
>>2529379Just ate some really good Chinese, but didn't take a picture. It was pork fu young.
>>2529407>he doesn't get the reference? How do you not know welcome to the NHK?
>>2529415>>2529418Ah shit I had no idea
>>2529407Its a reference to that ine manga isnt it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dloS1wtYeLA
>>2529407zumabros…
>>2529420>NEETcore is no longer relevantBros....
>>2529426Surely there are some NEETchads here...right?
>>2529427NHK is one of my favorite showsIts sad that I can still relate to it. It’s some real shit
OH NO NO NO NO NO MAKWEEN BROS
>>2529427I'm employed now>t.one of the drawfags
>>2529429How the fuck does she keep jobbing KEK
>mfw someone mentions racing outside of tokyo
>>2529407Are you underage?
>>2529433Almond Eye...easy on the Arby's...
>>2529435I'm 25
>>2529438being under 35 is considered underage on /v/mathis is an unc community, get out
>>2529429THE QUEEN OF KWAB
>>2529433more like Almond Eyecream huh
I'm trying to animate an OC and I'm fucking kwabbing so hard. I don't know how that creekGOD did it. It's only 24 frames but I'm currently crashing and burning and coping
After a bitter duel, Teio defeats McQueen to become the queen of the NEETs. Congratulations to our top three, Teio, McQueen and Breeze Chopper. The next race will start soon.
>>2529427I miss being a NEET every day
>>2529453Unironically who the fuck was that guy?
>>2529454Good race, even though I came almost dead last....CMs have wrapped my perception of the game lol
>>2529454Breeze Chopper my beloved
>>2529457Some rando lol
>>252945324 frames is a lot. Are you sure you aren't punching above your weight?
Computer, I wish to see the list of trainers of my clubComputer, sort by fan counts, order: ascending
>>2529470I say these things and do these things everyday
>>2529470You have no power here anymore
And here's your top three podium and skill before the next race. I don't know if you can learn much from this though.
>>2529470Safet. clublet
>>2529427Unironically the NEET has been priced out, unless you have a fuckton of savings its get a mcjob or starve
>>2529476What deck did Breeze Chopper use?
>>2529477Why though. You won't be able to get commander spe without a club
>>2529476I can't believe /v/mapyoi almost won
>>2529476>strongest sloptuber aces
>>2529470My TP? 100My fan count? Same as it was yesterdayTh'fuck Ginny gon' do.
And now the jokes begin. Who are you backing?
>>2529493Breeze Chopper
>>2529493THE FACE
>>2529493My retarded HEROES!!!!!
>>2529493
>>2529493HOEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH?
AIEEEEEE BIGHEAD I KNEEL
>>2529493J O R D A NORDAN
Man, I wish I could mod minecraft. I want an umamusume mod where I train umas...
>rushedITS OVER
>B*W podiumHOLY FUCKING KINO
That last spurt was sick as hell
>Too far forward to activate MPB>Too far back to activate red shiftJordan...
>your parents don't like (You) because (You) can't fulfill their dream and they are adopting a uma as your step sisterwhat do?
>>2529518Join the Navy
GUTS DENIERS?OUR RESPONSE?
The person I made a build for didn't even show up to the race.Was it really that bad?
Big guts and big head equals big win. Congratulations to Biwa, Ticket and Jordan. The builds will be posted too before the derby begins.
>>2529518Move away when old and capable enough.
>>2529526Lol shit happens anon, who knows where he is?
>>2529526That's kind of funny actually
>>2529529BIG girl.
>>2529541>>2529541>>2529541>>2529541
>>2529481>You won't be able to get commander spe without a clubwut
>>2529518The only sensible thing to do is to become a trainer so I can steal this girl away from my mother
And here's the builds of your top three. The lesson? Falco is a very good NSM target. The Derby begins soon.
Luck was not on my side today but there's always the next race. Ganbare!
>>2529547Pic related.Spe gets a FREE alt, to unlock her you have to train an uma with the skill "best in Japan" and use her as an inherit for main story spe. You can only get best in japan from the club card team sirius card. But now that im typing it out, I remember you can get LB0 sirius from the main story so it's not strictly necessary.
>>2529561You should stil join a club anyway, there are uncap shards, tickets, welfare SSRs and more locked behind club points
>>2529505ENTER
>>2529526Not him but I ALMOST missed it because I didnt realize the room code was in the OP, was waiting for it to be posted then had an oh shit moment
>>2529477Just join a club, it's free carats
And now it begins, the derby. The main competitors are Tickets, but we have some stragglers ready to take it too.
>>2529391You got that wrong, THIS is Kitasan's bitch, the Eclair was so succesful he had to marry with her to pump her full of children, she's on her 5th Kita foal now. The Kitacock has been torn apart so hard by her that that the kid Chrono had with Kitasan came out as an Eclair like Chateau Blanches offspring
>>2529526If it was for a Tachyon, I thought it would have been a fun distraction from CM stuff, but I wound up not even having the energy to do it in the first place.
>>2529574>XogUnironically laughed
What is the earliest sign you know this is going to be a glue run?
>>2529561>Spe gets a FREE alt
>>2529574WHAT IS OGURI CAP DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
>>2529580You sorta just know, there's a hidden tracen sense that tells who what's glue and what isn't
>>2529580The earliest sign I've ever gotten was a sleep deprivation pre debut.
>>2528418>>2528444from a value perspective, crown winners are usually underlays not overlays, as the public will be heavily drawn to bet them, driving the odds (and thus the potential payout) way down.as a bettor typically you try to find reasons to beat them
>>2529505You could do that in like an hour with Claude
In the end, it can't be helped. It's her race. Congratulations to Ticket, Teio, and another Ticket. Top three will be posted and there will be some extra developments for next month's races.
>>2529588or rather, even worse than a sleep deprivation, it was a night owl.It never went away after even five trips to the infirmary. I had to item it away with a pillow after the second shop refresh when I finally got one.I finished the run out of morbid curiosity.
>>2529556Oh hey thats the full Derby team, congrats on 2nd
>>2529596All is well, this is a good omen
>>2529599BJW?
I still don't have any ace for the upcoming CM. Is there any uma I can quickly build? I heard potential has potential, but god does she suck balls as an end in MANT.
>OKC lost>DAHBY todayToday is an utterly fantastic day
>>2529606Your choices>Potential woman (or another end)>Triple front>cope with paces
>>2529607>the fr*nch save two sports within the same daythey're too powerful...
>>2529609>or another endDoes golshi work?
>>2529594A) No.B) My problem isn't even Java, it's that the makefile of every mod loader I've tried has just... DIED. Makefiles are cursed.>>2529566Is this the mod where you ARE the uma, or is this a different mod?
fear me(phone time not included)
>>2529607>footy saved>basketball saved>lovcen is about to repeat narita brian's legendary feat of winning the dahby at gate 17.This is the coolest day ever
>>2529615Not all that good compared to end oguri or cheer king halo
>>2529621What's so bad about gate 17?
i'm back bros, okc lost so i'm feeling good tonight. let's get some rooms rolling finally99210567
>>2529612Who is the wemby of uma musume?Hard mode: no akebono
>>2529628Being too close to the inner most or outer most post can be disadvantageous, for the inner you get too compressed in the pack and it makes putting distance between horses difficult, it allows a horse to get through the course faster yes but at the cost of handling and being less capable at maneuvering once the pace changes to become either faster or slower. For the outermost, the horse travels the longest distance possible which means it may end up wasting more energy than needed for key areas like Tokyo's super long final stretch, but the one advantage it can give is having a clearer view of the field, allowing the horse and jockey to have a better picture of when and how to overtake or start their spurt.
>>2529607wait why do people hate OKC?
>>2529630>he missed the 20 rooms of the previous threadMan you got the worst timing, I feel bad. But since SGA got exposed and im happy ill join
>>2529636foul merchant teamthey flop a level above anyone else in the league
>>2529173Arby's you are meant to put either Arby's or Horsey sauce on most of their sandwiches other than the French Dip (which comes with its own au jus) and the Gyro (which comes with taziki sauce)
>>2529636Their strategy is almost exclusively foulbaiting by diving and crying to the refs and relying on SGA being a free throw merchant to score some facking points
>>2529222>It's like being gay, no one can "make" you gay.actually most gays are the result of child molestation.
>>2529630HOEH ARIGATOOOOO64894339
And here's your top three for the Derby. Races will be uploaded in time. The results of the poll will be called now, at 7 votes, the Uma Draft Stakes will be a Dirt Medium race. The second place option was Dirt Sprint with 6 votes. The next phase will be ban voting. Multiple votes are allowed, feel free to put in your own answer if I missed someone that'll release by the time the race is ready. It is a long ass list.https://poal.me/5o8w5x
INAREEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>2529648>Ticket won the DAHBYKino
>>2529646SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>2529648>Xog instantly rocketsMan people are really tired of her shit aint it?
>>2529658Xog on a dirt medium is dumb as fuck.
>>2528410REICHsadler
>>2529518More? Love me some misery porn form time to time
>>2529661BEGONE FOUL BEAST
>>2528410I'M GOING TO SKY
Oi where the rooms at?
>>2529646HOEH + SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?85115007
>>2529667Join the /vg/er's room
>>2529669>instafilled Couldn't but it's okay, there will be more.
>>2529661#1000YearCutenessReich #LookAtCurren
Hmmmm the /horse/ colony is looking a bit barren today lads
Rooma waiting room
>>2529677The DAHBY doesnt come on for another 2 or so hours and most posters are likely busy watching some other thing like the NBA maybe.
>>2529668>almost got kwabbed in my own lobby by that perfect timing red ace proclmao13158304
I might have to skip this shitty mile CM
>>2529683I know I was, had to watch KWABsenal get BTFO and then the thunder job and then i couldn't get in any room previous thread
>>2529617Just play erauma. That way you only have to worry about your trainee raping you in your sleep and getting herself pregnant halfway through her career because she's too stupid to use contraceptive
>>2529684I jobbed the speed test....
>>2529661Curren shouldn't have stopped at teiobros
>>2529689you missed nothing, it was just frontslop.
>>2529692You mean front KINO
>>2529692that was daiwa rocket kino tho
>>2529692You LOST. This is a front thread
>>2529696This.100% of neighas with 10 plats here are frontGODS. Can you say the same about your strat?
>>2529688I'm too lazy to get the translation at the moment. I'll do it next week.I need to work on my fangame again, but I've been struggling with motivation.
>>2529701Remind the folks at home which Uma has the most plat wins on /v/ma? Hint: it’s not a front!
The golden age of backliners will soon come, and the heinous frontrunners will be exiled to LoH.
>>25296926 fronts isn't even frontslop when previous thread had 7-8 fronts every room
>>2529684shoutout to the SOVLFUL BNW team bwo59737762
>>2529701Even the hobo sitting in an empty alleyway could win ten plats with fronts.
Just realized Bamboo Memory SSR might only give you Eager instead of Full of Vigor...
>>2529711Yeah its been an agemasen for a while dude. This tells me you did not experience the pain of gutsmaxxing
>>2529708any more than 0 fronts is frontslop as long as they winand if they lose then its a KWAB
>>2529709>triple neckNice! Good finish
this can get me into a finals, r-right? cut off skill is triumphant pulse
As a final little extra, here's the crowns for the crown winners. It's something.
>>2529718Test her now.
>>2529712Yeah, I just got Ayabe guts and Urara maxed out for this CM. Got my highest score ever with my oshi running miles/med + arima, too lol. MANT really is for milers
>>2529719>BTW
I've only seen a Pace win like 5 times total and only when there is just 1 Front. If there are 2 Fronts either they win or an End wins, but if there are like 5+ Fronts, not even the End can win reliably.
>>2529718Midrace seems a bit iffy but it'll probably be fine.
>>2529006>>2529034Late and gay but I got around to itDidn't change that much, only 3 umas changed + Red Desire is now there
>>2529719why are you dressing Hayahide and Teio like mares?
>>2529718This one has yet to win a single room match but she has placed rather highly in most of them. Take that as you will.As an aside, I want to say working on your guts compliments Inari One's unique pretty well because her unique only procs on dueling, which is tied to guts.
>>2529709>bwoMY HOUNDS
>>2529718Where is your Tracen Cheer, anon? It's worthless in end heavy lobbies, but it's amazing when you're up against a majority of fronts.
>>2529735If I were to assume that anon borrowed a flower instead of cheer kingu, I can deduce this because hes using pump. THE poorfag skill
>>2529719The Three Burger Kings.
Dahby is almost here right? I got my reenactment ace itching to race
>>2529737While I agree with your deductions, Sherlock, he's working from the faulty premise that Blossom is good on Ends unless he's already got a better backliner with Cheer and wants her to try to cover lobbies where there's no Fronts and an End might up in 3rd
>>2529641I mobile-app ordered it because my dad asked me to, and I forgot to grab Arby's sauce.
>>2529737Well, not exactly, the borrow had a Ryan grandparent that just happened to spark her unique
Which uma won the Satsuki Sho reenactment anyways? I want to know who is going for the Double Crown (japan).
>>2529742>he's working from the faulty premise that Blossom is good on EndsWe're working on assumptions, guy could be running triple ends for all i know so im not too quick to make judgement. But yeah, should be running tracen cheer
>the golden pearl has appearedYour Fortune Next Run: Charming on Junior Year
>>2529748Wasn't it the clanka?
What kind of waging and mining are these?Jk cute image
>>2529719Thanks for hosting the fun races, looking forward to whats next
>>2529709*coughs blood* i've been outfronted...52371954
>>2529752Why yes, I calibrate space telescopes with a super famicom controller. It's just a part time thing. No big deal.
>>2529748Your beloved q/v/een of course.
>>2529760Oh damn Oguri might actually get the Triple Crowns in both Japan and the U.S.?
>>2529741It's still another 2 hours 20 minutes
I WARNED YOU ABOUT SPARKLY STARDOM BROI TOLD YOU BRO
>>2529754HOEH + SEKAI SAIKYOU WA? v2man it is not my digitan's day today50913441
>>2529769It's a cancer rerun after all
>>2529770>sending a quick message in club chat>oh new room>exit>fullRIP
>>2529770Oh sheesh. Fronts are indeed scary.Thanks for the race though!
I just realized that the one guy probably thought they were aristocratic for the "go and honorably return" remark, when it's just Darenn being a jackass and saying the "old" version of itterashai(itte, soshite modotte irasshai) which is why Shizuka responds with "you don't have to (say) the whole thing."Given how I'm building up Darren's relation with his mother though, I might scrap that outright.
>>2529773I have been feeling like an actual boomer when it comes to my slowness to join rooms. How do you guys train speed?
I like it. It makes me happy.I'm glad Umas have no ass at all. Why, you may wonder? It's because no matter how many squats, reverse lunges and B stance RDLs I do: my ass refuses to fucking grow too much. It never develops that beautifully round shape and the size I want. So to see umas all have less ass than me and still be considered desirable makes me happy.
>>2529782ASS or gtfo
>>2529782Femanon......
>>2529770shoutout to the pure oshi player on the lobby, you know who you are77821335doing 2 more
>>2529782
>>2529782H A N S H I NANSHIN
>>2529776yw bro, good luck in the cm and may your plats be plentiful
I always compare graded races to fights (im an mmafag)G1 = championship fightG2 = ranked fightG3 = professional fightDustin Poirier who never ever became undisputed champion is famous for being the only person to KO Conor McGregor, who did win several championship fights and even became double champ. It's akin to a horse that only ever won G2s beating a horse that won G1s (like Turbo beating Rice Shower). Just felt like saying it lol.
>>2529785>Thought I was sending wuv yous to my /vm/ros>It was actually to a w*menJesus Christ how umafying
>>2529782Idk femanon kun, some umas have a pretty good butt.
>>2529782Please be in Miho
>>2529796Two of the drawfags are bio women brontosaurus
>>2529802Dont wuv curren
>>2529797For a moment I thought she was buttnaked
>>2529777what
>>2529796This is why I don't send wuv yous.
>>2529787FECK i megajobbed this onelooking forward to this being my A finals result after 70%+ wr...10384457last one for tonight
>>2529808I know what he's talking about, an anon is working on a fanfic and that anon mentioned something about it
>>2529808Fanfic writer, I got feedback from >>2517240 and I'm just idly reflecting on it.I don't know why I posted it here either.
>>2529453You've never animated before and it shows because 24 frames is a nuclear fucking shitload for a single person. Try maybe doing it 12 FPS or 8 and if you're determined to make it 24 then accept that it'll take a modestly fat chunk of time and effort. Anyway my point is that 24 FPS animations are like a spring tenno sho, being walled by that shit doesnt make you a shitter and its not a KWAB moment.
Did it while trying to snipe rooms.
>>2529810>looking forward to this being my A finals result after 70%+ wrAlways remember: finals are a crapshoot because it's winner take all and not indicative of your strength as a trainer. During cancer I lost with a 95% win rate or something due to a triple late start, I lost the previous one with an 80+% one cuz i got rushed. It happens. Shiraoki giveth, shiraoki taketh.
>>2529813Oh I noticed. Since that post I watched a few tutorials and made a ball bounce in CSP. Also studied some of the artists I'm referencing, put their gifs in an analyzer, and they do from even 5 to 8 frames for small 1s animations, which is what I'm aiming for. Also the deforming they do to convey motion is something completely alien to me as someone used to draw fully static images, so I'm probably going to fuck up a bit. However I feel I have a way better grasp of this thing than I did 1-2 hours ago. It's probably absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things, this shit's fucking hard, but I will try to deliver something soonish.
>>2529815Is this the personality test or something
>>2529820I will always find it EXTREMELY funny two separate trainers triple late started with falcon the cancer finals
>>2529830I wish I still had the webm that shit was so funny
Too slow to get into the other rooms? Try your APM at one of these:4594757663289877682901195301446271752956Excuse the delay between race starts while I gather screenshots>>2529829Yeah, Scarlet is my personality
>>2529810forgot to screenshot the actual results, but the seiun took 1st and the falco took 2nd99808206not gonna end it on 2 straight losses>>2529820i know that all too well... i've only snagged 1 platinum but with any amount of luck i would have 4 of them by now. i'm on a mission to win plat this cm because i got A 3rd in the first cancer cup after my carryjob 53% wr falco whiffed the A&S wit check
>>2529837Link to test?
>>2529830I have lost 3 CM to that crap, not sure why my girls love to late start when it matters the most. I go in with 70%+ winrate but they just job the finals.
>>2529839https://snep.pw/uma/sorterIt's not a personality test and it takes forever
>8 frontsLets fucking go
IT'S ALMOST
>>2529843It is for me!
>>2529843
The only personality typology systems I use are the original 8 types proposed by Carl Jung himself and the nen personality test that Hisoka makes up in Hunter X Hunter lol.I share Jungian typing with Rice Shower btw.
Which club is generally considered the strongest?
>>2529851EDEN
>>2529851Whatever club is the opposite of beemapyoi
>>2529838ok guess i'll end it on 3 straight losses instead... (8 front lobby is insane lmfao)good rooms and ggs /vm/abros, see you at the dahby soon!
>>2529855uhhhh der/v/?
>>2529851Why my club of course.
>>2529851The big 5 are all very strong and it depends on who you ask, but I consider oy neigh to be the top dogs.
>>2529857GGs thanks for hostingDahby finna bouta be kino
If you don't get a character in their banner then the chances of rolling them at a later point are a flat zero right?
>>2529851Oy Neigh with their XOguri
>>2529851It ain't my club, they have me in it. I'm just an active debuff for everyone involved.
>>2529857Good rooms, not a bad debut. Surprising you only got 1 plat, I think I'll join next room you host. You seem p cool
>>2529867Nah, everyone is added to the pool
QUICK>Senior Niigata Kinen, 8 turns til Climax. No rival including on same turn races.or>Power Training: +26 stamina, +44 Power estimated.At 706 Stamina, 1053 Power at the moment>You don't need that much Stamina for GeminiShe has both Mile and Medium S. I didn't ask for this.
>>2529865I miss oy neighs danchou, I want to run against him once more
>>2529867The odds of rolling any particular 3* uma on the Inari banner that isn't her are 0.0346%. That chance will only go down because umas are always added to this pool to make it less likely, and further halved on shared 3* banners. So not 0, but banking on "I will surely roll them eventually" is not the smart thing to do, and I wish Condor Booba would stop spooking me
>>2529857I got 5 and you fucking beat my ass. Good luck bwo. You have a strong team. Unless you get very unlucky with some giga Taishin or other strong frontslopper, or your umas implode and KWAB themselves, you should do good.
>>2529874you'll likely cap power or come close to it anyways so just race
oh we're posting sorters now? redid mine a few days ago>>2529871thanks and see you at the next ones! might be here tomorrow again>>2529874niigata kinen for the skill points, you'll reach max power with the climax stage stats anyway
>>2529880>>2529885k
>>2529867>flat zeroNo, it's above zero. I'll drain my luck again for this experiment:>512 pulls>Inari One trainee banner>Inari One x2>Special Week x2>Mihono Bourbon x1>Hishi Akebono x1>Manhattan Cafe x1>Biwa Hiwahide (Christmas) x1>Admire Vega x1>Symboli Rudolf x1>Oguri Cap (Christmas) x1>Sakura Chiyono O Stamina and Admire Vega Power support banners>12 SSRs>Admire Vega Power x4>Sakura Chiyono O Stamina x2>Yukino Bijin Wit x1>Kawakami Princess Speed x1>King Halo Power x1>Mr. C.B. Wit x1>Sakura Bakushin O Speed x1>Gold City Speed x1In my larger scale 2048 pull experiment, I noticed that the banner umas were remarkably more common, with a ratio closer to 4:1. In either case, it's clearly not a flat 0 though. (I also know these numbers to be accurate because I pulled Valentines Eishin Flash and Satono Diamond on the last set of free pulls we had.)
>>2529885Why's your number 2 blank?
>still don't have even a single ace ready yet>can barely work up the energy to do careers because I've been sick as a dog for most of Gemini prep
>>2529890You got scratched for gemini, simple as
>>25298372nd room is still 6/9 btw
>>2529891What does being scratched mean?
>>2529892is it Frontslop?
>>2529875I trust the otherworldly front runner will be back soon enough. Everyone is human and everyone deserves a lil break
>>2529890You need to rest. Crank out some lazy end closers or a front team if you have the means, or just dont. I flatlined for a week while I was sick and took forever to get my energy back
>>2529894now it is
>>2529893Scratched is when a horse is pulled out of a race, usually health issues
>>2529893"Was entered for the race but was pulled out at the last second", could be for any reason from last minute health inspection to "they decided not to run the horse"
>>2529899
>>2529885>he won't be here for the DAHBY Homo, keiba is king
>>2529879>or your umas implode and KWAB themselvesissue is this is what my A finals win-deserving umas do every single time except the one time they didn't. hell, i've only even gotten A 2nd twice aside from the one A 1st, and one of them was in an 81% wr cm
>>2529900>>2529902Are you saying anon is a horse?
>>2529907Nah, she's an uma, obviously. Just has to sit at the sidelines for this race, imagining themselves running in that race.
>>2529905oh i will be watching, am fighting demons to not fall asleep because it's worth it for the FACKING DAHBY
>>2529906>The ghost of tracen
>>2529906>anons umas are on fraudwatchK W A BWAB
>>2529837I've never had so many late starts. Preview of finals.Here are the first three races. I missed some data but whatever.https://litter.catbox.moe/c2udafok1j5alji9.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/uv76cscqtdneubyw.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/60f1q56w3bgxuw9b.png
>>2529917ITS DOBER
>>2529851My fuarking club is strong as fuck and i wish i could run against my danchou again
>>2529923I assume oy neigh? Still on it's teio injury arc?
1 hour until the DAHBY....what are you doing in the meantime /v/ma?
>>2529837>>2529917And the last two. Congratulations to the winners!https://litter.catbox.moe/ezup6tyz6887g9pi.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ffgxtprbd2arhrun.png
>>2529928Drawing xogger with big tits for the stakes
>>2529929>jobbed hardVODKA WON
>>2529928Finishing an Inari run.
>>2529932I don't know what happened :(She had godawful starts in all 5 races.
>>2529932So many people are willing to say Vodka won, but no one is willing to train Vodka.
>>2529937I might unironically this CM
>>2529937See me at the Derby tonight if you think you're hard.
>>2529937There's a guy with an UG vodka this CM though, he's in der/v/ i think
>>2529928Making a shitty meme for queen fat fuck
>>2529929>crowns on the winnersSOVL
>>2529947Foreshadowing perhaps?
Derby's in an hour right?
>>2529954Yeppers
>>2529928playing through the mouse game
Alarm just went off did I make it? I am barely awake
>>2529966You're late. For being early!
>>2529967What
>>2529968The race isn't for another 50 minutes
>>2529968>he got rushedIts still 50 mins so we just waitin
Any must-have borrows for a Gemini Golshi if I already have Mr Clit Biter? Should I just borrow NTR as usual?
>>2529970>>2529972YAY, BACK TO BED, CYA
>>2529928Playing the best CRPG ever made {unfortunately)
>>2529974The fool....
>>2529974You're gonna fucking miss it you stupid idiot, not my problem though
>>2529974Incoming mood down
>>2529981Which uma would say this
>>2529984Half the cast desu
>>2529973I'm borrowing Guts Bamboo for all my ends. That said, I'm not sure if ends would prefer having more mid-race of Kitasan or the extra speed and power. If you don't care about gutsmaxxing then just pick a speed card to make the 0% speed easier to work with.
>>2529928Ace farming and also Stellaris... Finally got a modlist that doesn't brick my game and about to fight some crises
>>2529973Bamboo Memory (guts) has a very strong gold for end closers, but its an agemasen. Still, most ends are running it in tandem with CBFor parent, borrow a cheerleader king halo for her ult. Other good parents are Ryan, Oguri, Brian, and depending on who you ask, Nishino. You’ll also still want straightaway spurt if you can find it
>>2529992>Still, most ends are running it in tandem with CBI'm not, I did ten runs with that dumb slut borrowed and she didn't give me her gold a single fucking time. I'll make do with the white Akikawa gives me very single run and go from there.
kick stream messed up for anyone else?
>>2529976I think it scatches the itch perfectly for meta/munckin play, although 2 weaknesses:1. Some paths are much less developed than others.2. Some characters are annoying as fuck, notably the very not lawful paladin.
>>2529995Cygames assassins have infiltrated kick
>>2529995It is not great, there've been problems the last few times I've checked in but we've somehow dodged all the important races. I would pray this fixes itself but the smarter thing to do would be have a backup ready
>>2529995Sorry anon....I was so hungry....
>>2529973>>2529988I'm not against gutsmaxxing, but I feel like previous attempts on other umas didn't go well for me. I only have a 3LB Ayabe. Is it still worth even attempting or should I just do a 2speed/2wit/1pow or something?
>>2529994Yeah I mean that is a clear downside of the card but it should be mentioned how fucking strong it is. The winning ends im seeing running it have it + daring strike and high guts
>>2529995It's stuttering for me. Unwatchable.>>2530001Maybe an anon who watches the youtube JRA streams (which are limited by location) can stream that.
>>2530005I simply just don't have the time to fish for that bitch actually giving me the gold while also having my guts training high roll in the same run.
>>2530004I have LB2 and I managed to make it work with Tama, but it's definitely not the easiest thing in the world. I would say try both a couple times and see what works out better, it's better to at least have a placeholder to use rather than nothing at all.
>>2529928Torturing myself trying to learn some dumb tech.
ALRIGHT FAGGOTS LOCK INWHO YOU GOT
ITS DOWN ITS DOWN
>>2530018I BELIEVE IN HIM, I BELIEVE IN LOVCEN
>>2530017>Maining Mai
>>2530004You don't even need Ayabe, she's just a nice bonus at MLB as she has high RB as well as both speed and power bonus. Gutsmaxxing is either going to be a low roll or a high roll, there is just straight up no mid ground and if you high roll 2/3 of your guts can be welfare Urara,Yeppers and it'll work fine.
>>2530018REALIZE SIRIUS OR BUST
>>2530017You gonna fight anyone with that tech?
>>2530010Fair enough, its surprising that many people can do it. I just have one end experiment Im working on. Borrowing Mr CB but even without agemasens guts high rolls seem so rare, or my luck is just shit lately.>>2530004Ive seen people gutsmax with Urara + groove + yeppers and even saw Urara + Mambo lol. Vega is nice to have, but you dont necessarily need her. Most of the aforementioned have 10 race bonus, urara has great training effectiveness but yeahh zero initial friendship is annoying
>>2530018Justin Vista's training will surely pay off...
>>2530018FOR ME? GOING TO SKY
>>2530027I'm going to fucking vomit.
>>2530018Ask Edinburgh,ALWAYS BET ON SPE-RM
>>2530018Future triple crown winner, LovcenHow many bings?
Did I miss Derby?
>>2530018For me, it's Congestus
>>2530037No faggot LOCK IN its about to happen
DID I MAKE IT?
looks like i'll have to choose between watching the race and posting since can't post here from vpn
>>2530039Give the QRD
>>2530041It's time to use THAT (phonepost)
>>2530025I learned about some sort of forbidden tech and I felt like I had to learn this character. I have this fucked up attraction to stuff that's way too difficult for me to do but stupidly rewarding. I can't help myself.>>2530029Probably not but that's mainly because I'm lazy and a coward.
>>2530036Another 20 minutes
>>2530041You shall be the sacrificial lamb and stream it for us
>>2530042Horses are about to run in an oval for 2400m!
>>2530038It's a Congestus for the rest of us.
>>2530047AND THAT IS PEAK
Is there a better stream than that kick one? It's always lagging for me at critical moments.
Daiwa's brother's sperm just won in kyoto
>>2530052Check the /horse/ colony, some alternatives there
>>2530054Shall we move to /horse/?
>>2529926Yes, i don't know but i wish him nothing but the best, i really enjoyed his long lectures on fronts in the club chat, i still find my clubmates and their strong comps in lobbies whatsoever
>>2530056Not necessary but I like to post on both
>>2528410ENTRIES>ENTRIESENTRIES>ENTRIESENTRIESChoose your winner!
>>2530052USA or VPN USA for Fanduel Racing:https://famelack.com/tv/us/kDBBY14O2KzLCzVPN Japan for official youtube stream from JRA:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3hpuEIcNYw
LETS FUARKING GO
https://famelack.com/tv/us/kDBBY14O2KzLCz English commentary and a more reliable stream, though they're just moving from race to race so you're not gonna get as much flavor content as the nip stream. Requires you to be in the US or VPN to the US at least.
Isn't the Derby held at 3:40 PM? The fuck is it doing being held at 3:40 AM???
>the absolute state of fukutards
THAT FUCKING JOCKEY I ____
CAM ON WUVCEN
>>2530072>game has high level enrmies
>>2530072If hes not riding a mare he never wins
Lets go stream is back
>>2530080It's been working the whole time for me
Moving to /horse/
come watch the japanese derby with /sp/starts in 10 mins or so>>>/sp/154905924
>finish Maru run>S mile, PP+DD, good stats, escape artist from the agemasen>"Wow that wasn't so bad after weeks of pulling teeth on falcon and taishi-">no curvature>no TTL>no 3rd guaranteed groundwork triggerThis fucking game man.
>>2530084That thread is quite literally /v/ma 2. I hope we are not bothering their non-weeaboo posters too much
AHHHHH I CAN'T FIND A DECENT CHEERLEADER KING HALO PARENT ON CHRONO WHAT THE FUCK I'VE ALREADY LOWERED MY STANDARDS TO 5* POWER AND 5* MILE AND THE ONLY RESULT IS MAXXED
>>2530078You say that but he's been the leading jockey in Japan for years now. He racks up hundreds of wins each year.
>>2530089Don't worry, you are.
>>2530090I have resigned to group B this time round
>>2530089>non-weeaboo posters too muchthere's no god damn way anybody on this site cares about Japanese horseracing without being an Uma player/fan
>>2530089Anon I hate to break it to you but there are McQueen posters on /mlb/, Golshi posters in /nfl/ and so on. Cultural fenomono
>>2530090>>2530094Oh wait, I forgot to remove the Bamboo card from my criteria lmao
>>2530090Grandparent sparks are reduced odds anyway, just look for 2 or 3* mile
>failed the last triple tiara race>accidentally clicked continue instead of try againFUCK I got distracted by the dahby
bro really muted the JP national anthem
WE ALL ON /HORSE/ LETS GO
I should really put my VPN on my phone
>>2530103isn't it a chink stream?
>>2530103China #1!
I don't speak JP so I don't know for sure, but I think they're trying to sell me something
derby?
>>2530103They fear the samurai
>>2530112Don't speak jap either but HOLY KINO
Shakur could have been a DAHBY winner too....
>>2530113Usual placeMost of us are at /horse/
THE NIP HAS BEEN RAISED
DAHBY
LOW POLY HORS
oh shit we're almost there
>>2530112JP sports promos are always kino
>>2530112>The chance of childhood friends marrying each other: 1%I gotta watch that hyp video again that was funny.
>>2530124Yeah, that one was pretty funny
I am currently in October classic year of my second Oguri run in a row, and I shit you not I mean this with no exaggeration at all, I have had TEN random mood down events across these two runs and not a single cupcake.
>bad signal means the stream won't loadAaaaaaaaaargh!Are the replays saved anywhere?
Now that was BOLD from Basse Terre...
KINOOOOOOOOOO
Lovcen ?!
MY FUCKING HERO LOVCEN
TWO CROWNS FOR LOVECEN
See I knew Lovcen would do itI know shit about horses!
SAY HELLO TO YOUR YOUNGEST GUARANTEED UMA WITH 2 CROWNS
Lememe bros...
LATE SURGER LOVCEN
Glory to Kitalings. That Basse Terre attack on backstretch into trying to hold on to the end was epic.
WUVCEN BY A NOSE
>>2530131UWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO THAT WAS SUCH A GOOOD DAAAAAAHHHHBYYYYY UWAAAAA
Pretty rude of Lovcen's jockey to teabag after the race
WE'RE SEEING HISTORY IN THE MAKING BROS LOVCEN WILL WIN THE TRIPLE CROWN
THAT WAS KINO LADS
My dacchibucks....
>>2530141His Front Runner blood awakened for a moment, and his jockey understood what had to be done.
>>2530103the japanese need to apologize for the rapes and massacres before that wound starts healing
>promoted pace procs angling
Wow Lovcen is actually being a good boy too. Not being an ass right now.
ALRIGHT POST THE REENACTMENT FAGGOT
WHERE THE RACE ATBRING ME MY RIVALS
HOLY SHIT THE CLOCK STIMMY HAS ARRIVED
Ok finally made it here, please tell me I didn't fuck up
The Satsuki Sho is won by the fastest, the Kikuka Sho is won by the strongest but the Derby is won by the luckiest and today one lucky umamusume will claim the title of the very first Der/v/y umamusumeTokyo Yushun, Japanese Derby 2026 reenactment 2400m, Firm conditions, Great moodBring 1 and may the luckiest umamusume Win!755114347551143475511434
>>2530162..............................................................
>>2530162OHNONONONO
>>2530162You are just in time for the reenactment race
>>2530159Did you not login yesterday?
>>2530163FINALLY
>>2530164>>2530165>>2530166Hey you told me 1h fuck you assholes
>>2530139We all know that the Kikuka Sho is HIS territory. Lovcen won't stand a chance there!
>>2530169WE TOLD YOU
>Two races>20 energy left>Hit the 10 energy down!>Air Groove has other plans
>>2530163that was fast!starting in 1 minute!
I DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE REENACTMENT ;_;
SPECTATORS GET IN
>>2530163holy shit that was fast
Kon.
>missed the race>miss the re-enactmenttime to an hero
>>2530169If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late.If you're late, you're fucked
AS EXPECTEDVodka is a no-show!
>>2530163BRUH I JUST OPENED MY GAME
>>2530169Dude the races are like 2 minutes
>7 frontsFUCK
>no BERESHITMICKEY MOUSE CUP
NOT AGAIN!
>>2530124I LOVE abandoning CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
>>2530179is this huge teta gremlin any good
KINO TIME
frontslop
>Winning in the same gate as my kamioshiI will now pull for Lovcen in 2033
oh look a front wins an 18 horse lobby I am so shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta stop throwing ends into these races.
>>2530163Your competitors.
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CANT BE HAPPENING OGURIBROS OUR TRIPLE CROWN
>>2530197THAT'S ONE LESS TAISHIN IN THE STAKES BOYS
>end closer got blocked by a dying frontAIEEEEE
>>2530199Anon...she already has that crown
>That top 3YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
YUP YUP!!!!!CLANKER GAME, INCOMING CLANKER REIGN
Yup yup, that’s MY fuarking senpai!
>>2530205THIS TIME FOR SURE!
>late start>rushedEvery time.
STOP THE MIHONOFAGSCHANGE THE FUTURE
>stayed up until 3am for the reenactment just for her to late start and then get blocked when she was actually accelerating hard18 horse lobbies are so fucking lame
Congratulations to Mihono Bourbon for becoming the very first Der/v/y Umamusume!
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MIHOYO BLOODBORNE SAMA I KNEEL I SQUEAL MY ANTIVIRUS ISN'T REAL
>>2530171>>2530181>>2530185Genuinely, fuck you
At least Oguri has no chance at the JP Triple Crown. Congratulations Clanker!
>>2530212>podium are all sovlless metaumas
>mfw seeing my Vega run in 18th for 3/4ths of the race knowing there's no shot in hell she's ever catching up to the front
>>2530214Anon we told you the race was in an HOUR it was IN AN HOUR
>>2530191Yes, her unique is inconsistent to trigger but stupidly strong if she hits it.
>>2530212They call them....the big 3....
>>2530210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vs1cKC8cHcI must give Agnes Tachyon credit for her brilliant design. My complete power had been restored even though I had lost Mihono Bourbon. My cells have tasted the power and stored it away, reawakening it after the explosion while my new body grew!I also discovered I had the ability to perform the Triumphant Pulse technique. Somehow during the blast my cells had absorbed this knowledge from Oguri Cap. So, there you have it, you could say that I am new and improved!Oguri Cap failed, and so will all of you! But I'm willing to give you another chance if you want.
>>2530216well /vm/a(formerly /v/ma) is 99% sovlless metatorienas
Jesus fucking christ I got raped by the clanker
>>2530218If i entered earlier, my Vega'd probably take your Vega's spot for the whole race...
>>2530219I came back in exactly 1h don't try to salvage this shit
Wait I run the triple tiara on a Gemini Golshi run, right? Or am I still okay running the triple crown while gutsmaxxing?
>>2530212corner shot
>>2530191Not ultra hyper meta like pic related but she seems pretty good. If this were a tierlist the metaumas would be S tier and she would be A tier.
>>2530228Well anon, you got my sincerest apology.....but I will say, we were not wrong on the info
>>2530218Better than seeing my Vega actually hit some accels and have a decent shot only to get blocked by a dead front and finish 17th.
>>2530230and a better look at our heroes
>>2530228Anon no one fucking tricked you everyone told you to not go and there were several posts indicating how many bongs and bings remained through the thread. It's a shame but what can you do.
>>2530235>winning bobo is so far ahead she straight up isn't in the shotKinda funny
Don't forget the Belmont Stakes are on next week and Oguri won 2 crowns already. Can you stop the Great Devourer from getting the U.S. Triple Crown?2000m Left DIRT MEDIUM. I think the only usable track in game is a 2100m Tokyo track IRC.
>>2530228the G1 race starts at the exact same time every timehow do you not learn
>>2530238Only one woman can stop the triple crown dream
Post moar shots
>>2530241Yup yup, Inari One will get it done!
>>2530191She's very versatile and you can run her in everything except for sprints.
>>2530237Dude that's the first corner seconds before my ichiban took the ichiban placeThe only Bourbon is right there.
>>2530235Rail Shot
>>2530243Digitan...
>>2530235Dem Vegas, trying their best.
>>2530249Why does Scarlet always look so distraught while racing?
>>2530238We have Ooi dirt 2000m which is the next dirt CM actually, though it's right-handed.
>>2530248OH WAIT I THOUGHT THERE WERE TWO BOURBONS there were TWO marus instead damn im tired its 3 AM here
>>2530252Because she can't stop thinking of Vodka!
>>2530228>the bus leaves in an hour>arrive an hour early >leave and come back in an hour>the bus has departed
>>2530249Backlinerbros....
>>2530252And the final Hill which always mess ups cool shotsbonus group(?) shothttps://litter.catbox.moe/nl22o494br5bof11.pngthank you everyone for joining! see you next week for the Yasuda Kinenthere's the G2, Meguro Kinen around an hour from now, feel free to host it if anyone feels like it
>>2530252>“NYOOMERS could be here” she thought.
>>2530188I'm so mad. I would have had this if it wasn't for my 6th late start in a row!
I'm done with these 18 horse, lolfront and lolpace wins lobbies.
>>2530263I hate that hill so much.Thank you!
>>2530265There are no "what ifs" in a race - Fuji Kiseki
>>2530265If it makes you feel any better that bourbon had a 60% win rate and jobbed to rushed during CM!
>>2530266>the only end that has ever won a /v/ictory stakes was during the first handful of CMs when we had to run like 4 speed cards to hit cap >even then it was only ever Goldship and Grass Wonder (I don't remember what position the mayano ran)
>>2530278Maya was a pacechud
>join /v/ma rooms>5+ fronts. lose>join for ""fun"" rooms>all fronts. loseFine, I get the message I won't join your front rooms anymore...
Next week:>Seiun Hades returns from hell>Kitasan vs Duramente spawn (and Dia is there)>Will Lebensstil draw power from the Emperor's blood to win a G1 race>Or will it all return to newmas (thanks Neo Universe)
>>2530280Don't worry anon it's just for fun, winner or loser, the joy is running
>>2530271Nah I'm still mad
>>2530283tbdesu it's not fun knowing within the first 10 seconds that your uma is not going to be able to break out of the pack and watching the humiliation ritual unfold in real time.
>>2530282LET'S GOOO MY BOY GAIA FORCE
>>2530282It may not be a Sky, but I'm all in regardless.
>>2530283it kinda stops being fun when you just know you have literally 0 chance to even see 3rd place, if I want to see my girls run I'd just do some public rooms instead. I'm not sure when /v/ma became this souless metaslop front fest but it's getting boring...
>>2530291>>I'm not sure when /v/ma became this souless metaslop front festLike CM3, fronts have literally always been popular in /v/ma.
>>2530291(You) host a room then, and give us the ruleset like "no fronts."
>>2530291Look anon i get it but people aren't just gonna sandbag. Plus that'd be lame. I "won" but the other guy couldn't use his best umas, what's the point? And I say this as a late(lol) player. Fronts get killed forever eventually. And then it's our turn to be OP
>>2530291>I'm not sure when /v/ma became this souless metaslop front festSince the falcon from hell same trainer too lmao
>>2530124https://x.com/sodakichi121/status/2060979306432741877Chance of winning a coin toss: 50%Chance of raining in Tokyo: 28%Chance of getting a "great fortune" omikuji: 17%Chance of childhood friends or neighbors marrying each other: 1% In 2023, 7944 foals were born. Now, 3 years later. Carrying the hopes of the horsemen, 18 were chosen to run in the Derby - 0.23%And the chance to stand above them all: 0.013%Now, it's time to witness the miracle.
>>2530291This is funny because /v/ma is like a good 50% waifu gamersSee, all the cm rooms posted this thread
So why are backliners so much worse in 18 uma lobbies? Is it literally just because the field gets clogged so your chances of getting blocked skyrocket? Also why are paces not dead in front heavy lobbies when they're dead in 9 uma front heavy lobbies?
>>2530291enjoy your XOgurislop
>>2530291What, you want me to NOT run my wife just because she just happens to be a front meta? If you hate me, beat me. Simple as.
Kay I'm done being mad.And I will *not* apologize for running fronts.https://litter.catbox.moe/bwxdky06pblky3ka.png
>>2530303>7944 foals were born>maybe 10 will ever be a G1 winnerThat really puts it into perspective.
>>2530305Yes. Paces would be dead if it was front heavy enough to push them out of position to turn off their skills, but otherwise in the midrace the winning paces start to overtake the losing fronts. If you watch the replay of the DAHBY, you'll note the XOguri who came in 2nd was in the middle of the front pack on the corner while mine didn't proc any midrace skills and was caught by the late/ends
>>2530282>Admire Zoom
>>2530291give up
>>2530310I respect it
osananajimis ALWAYS lose
>>2530305Backliners either get blocked by a wall of fronts or have to swing extremely wide, also position based accels get fucked. Strong paces can catch up to the weaker fronts and slingshot NSM/Nimble navigator off of them, in a 9 uma lobby there's usually a lot less targets for them.
>>2530310SOVL
>>2530305There's only so many lanes for a uma to maneuver through during mid race and late race, which slows backliners down usually. Not to mention that the extra blocking from slow front on the final spurt can stop a backliner too.
>>2530305Sorta. It's the same issue in careers. You're fighting 2 layers, depending on how many fronts and paces of course, and historically the biggest races on /v/ma tend to have heavy fronts and paces.And many lates have very strict requirements for their skills go go off. Ends less so but they're even more of a gamble then Lates are.
>>2530291Make a runaway just to fuck with the rooms then
>>2530314Lmao
>>2530320Backliner meta soon, don't worry. Frontkeks have their days numbered
>>2530313She do be zooming.
>s mile and front>charming and fast learner>no midleg skillsnooo...
This was the Japanese Derby of anger and despair
>>2530299>I "won" but the other guy couldn't use his best umas, what's the point?This. I"ll never understand complaining about meta if you want to play off-meta. The entire point is to defy the odds. What's the point if you want to arbitrarily nerf the competition?
I hate my danchou
>>2530338/v/mabro....
>>2530338We know, horseMD
I honestly don't know why they even bothered making Ends and Lates, they should just merge everyone into Paces and Fronts, it's way more fun to see umas actually battling it out with their skills instead of getting boxed into their positions without being able to gain distance. Like, when position keep ends if your backliner gets too far ahead she misses the timing and just dies.
is playtimne's over good for end closers
>>2530338Not looking good for /buu/mapyoi..
>>2529813Update. Didn't wanted to post before DAAHHHBY to not interrupt the kino but interrupting the seething about meta seems like a good excuse.Managed to get somewhere. Shit's hard but not that horrible. But the final output will probably be garbage lol. Will aim for 7-10 frames. It was a really bad idea to pick a lewd as my first but hwat can you do. At least I'm learning something. warning:nsfw https://litter.catbox.moe/m99j9hfm9be0lpo3.PNG
>>2530344Having an end/late hit all their accels and surge up from the back is an amazing feeling
>>2530348Looks good
>>2530336>complaining about meta if you want to play off-metaI'm not even complaining about specific umas but about an entire style. In these 18 player rooms, just choosing a backliner means you lose no matter how good you train her because you can't activate your skills, they won't even proc. How is it off-meta when a lot of different umas just can't even play the game? Just restrict the rooms at least.
"Jarvis, I wish to see the fan counts of /v/ma clubs"
>>2530356which danchou is the cutest and why is it /v/agabond's?
>>2530345Unlikely to trigger unless it's a heavily end-closer favored track so that there's a blob of them.
>>2530348OH YEAH
>>2530351They should just remove positional requirements all together.
>>2530356When did /v/mapyoi abandon opera?
>>2530345YeppersUnless your end closer is in 9th place
>>2530363Like day 2
>got distracted and missed the derbyi will now proceed to delete my game, i hate every single one of you
>>2530348
>>2530348>but interrupting the seething about meta seems like a good excuse.I'm sorry anon, I won't complain about it anymore.
>>2530348bless you anon, don't burn yourself out
>>2530345Look for hakuraku in this thread and click on the DigiShe activated it everytime
>>2530359>>2530372
>>2530366See you tomorrow
>>2530356>one opening for /v/mapyoi>four openings for /herse/>three tor /hug/Honestly it’s really not so bad for all the dooming, and I think some newbs/clubless are looking to join at the start of the month.
>>2530348Fuck that's looking good. Very hot
>>2530348SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There is so much talented and creative people here
>>2530391I'm also here!
>>2530348Oh my god, those are some fuarking HUGE honkers
Just woke up, who won the derby
>>2530370>won't complain about it anymoreNta but fuck you BITCH I wanna hear complaints, venting is necesary PUSSY
>>2530391I try using 10% effort
>>2530303Vanillabros... ;_;
>>2530355Your complaint is valid but remember something, this is the twilight of fronts, soon the clanker will ger crucified and front will die for her sins
>>2530396Lovcen, now a double crown winner.
>>2530396Lovcen. Double crown and 3 G1 wins in 5 starts.
>>2530391this thread actually inspired me to start working harder on my art because my low effort ms paint doodles dont get me (you)s
>>2530363Danchou has cheated on opera with like 7 umas she enjoys it though
>>2530363Danchou has a lot of wuv to pass around
>Sunday>Derby>Last day of the month>ALSO birthday of Marvelous SundayWhat are the odds? Happy birthday, Marvy!
Is he gonna go all the way?
>>2530408Some of my shitty ms paint doodles DID gain traction and attention. I could probably do so much better but after all these years I just don't think I'm willing to put in the effort
>>2530417He's clearly the strongest of the generation and an early bloomer. His only real threats are being untested in long distance and some late bloomer activating in the autumn. Basse Terra put on an incredible performance today and he's a Kitaling, they tend to truly shine in 3 year old autumn+.
>>2530419Putting in the effort is mostly a matter of habit. There's a point when you feel bad when you DON'T put in the effort.
>>2530416Next bread is a marvy bread, kinda sucks most of her images are coomer shit though
>>2530419It all depends on >is it obvious its OC>is it relevant/funnyPretty much everything gets a few (You)s though
>>2530422>win copeful stakes>only 3rd favourite for a G3 afterwardsHow does that work exactly?
What was her name again?
>>2530427There is plenty of silly ones, don't worry
>>2530430Mr carat burglar
>>2530430CBt oil.
>>2530430Mr chest burster
>>2530430mr coom bait
>>2530430Cool Benis
>>2530429Looks like an unusually competitive field for a G3 with several horses at similar odds. Few big bets can swing things around when there's no clear favorite.https://en.netkeiba.com/race/special.html?id=0016#navi_shutuba
>>2530391I find it's the spirit of being a racist. Others keep pushing me to be my best even when my art's garbage
>>2530424She's just really big breasted.Still, if you really really don't like looking at nsfw, you can use the tags rating:general and rating:sensitive on danbooru and gelbooru when looking for images. For example, the basic ass Starting Future uma outfit is on rating:sensitive just because it has garter straps lol. Anyways just making it easier on you partly to help you, and partly because I hate these kind of complaints. Girl's hot as fuck, of course people are gonna make sexy art of her. It's only nature, running it's course.
>>2530430Mr Certified Bozo
>>2530445It doesn't help that her ingame base outfit has her Sundays on full display
>>2530444Based trad drawfag, looking good
>>2530348This is fucking PEAK
Finally finished my third aceI could keep optimizing her but I want try making either Ines Fujin or Chiyono next
>>2530452Context?
>>2530445Oh trust me im not someone that doesn't like a nice pair of titties im not complaining, just was looking at some images preemptively for an OP and a looooot of them are way too saucy to use lol
>>2530445Some of these neighas are borderline gay with how upset canonically large tits make them. I have a few theories on why>brainwashed zumas who think breast reduction le good>jealous femanons>flat is justice fags>homosexuals>hall monitor syndrome
>>2530452>Trainer: Wow that sure is nice Maruzensky! Eureka! I think I can apply this as training to my trainee!>gained 1 point in lone wolf
Why don't we have Mundays on Sundays anyways? It's just one letter off...
>>2529529Ah shit that's my Jordan! :D
>>2530461Mundays got moved to Wumbo Wednesday
>>2530461but maarvelous...
>>2530423That's the issue, I struggle to pick up new habits, not just drawing, I am just too comfortable with my current ways. I wish I wanted to put in the effort because if I did I think I could make great things and post them here. I would shower these threads with horse titties the size of which have never seen before
Too late for roomas?
>>2530467...I want to put my hand in there
>>2530452Why can't she think straight? Does she have a headache?
>>2530472never
>>2530472Never too late but there's been like 40 CM rooms today + triple crown rooms + japanese DAHBY reenactment. So there's already been plenty go racing
>All these Golshi requests on the jukeboxYup yup gotta give that an Umazing!
>>2530479>>2530476I wanted to test out my ace, couldnt find any pubs, but honestly im too tired. Registration tomorrow, I’ll probably host some then as well as post some inner club rooms
>>2530444Looks good anon. The middle Ayabe in particular looks quite nice already. Imo if you polish the faces a bit more, and use some trad tricks(idk how else to describe it, it's stuff like making the outlines thicker, some hatching, simple stuff that makes it pop more) and it could look amazing.
I had to change my parent setup and now I could potentially highroll a triple S Uma for Gemini. But idk if I have that much time
>>2530489Round 1 starts on 4th. If you use your 5 borrows each day you’ll get something half decent
>>2530482There's time, go ahead and post em
>Here’s your finals seed, /vm/ro
CM SOON! Good luck and plat will come to you but only if you listen to this on repeat for 10 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fujSx-uq2-s
>>2530493Nah, im getting ready to sleep. See you guys tomorrow
>>2530452Yes, Maruzensky, I howl and I whine. I'm after you. My mouth is alive, all running inside, and I'm hungry like the wolf.
>>2530495I don't think fuku is that big
>>2530494I lost 2 CMs to that bullshit
Bros, anyone know how reliable it is to cap Speed on a 0 growth uma with just Kita and NTR? Windy has been very reliable for me so far, especially the starting speed
>>253050850/50
>>2530508NTR is more gambly in my experience, but heights are higher+you get a good amount of stats from her chain
Endchads, I need some advice. Pic rel are the skills I have, and I have 581 points left. The skills I'm choosing from are:>Barcarole of blessings (140)>Shooting Star (140)>White Lightning Comin' Through (160)>Corner acceleration (99)>Ramp up (136)>Homestretch haste (136)>Updrafters (128)>End closer Straightaways(117/ 126)>end closer savvy(77)>Radiant/Glittering Star (320/160)What do I pick to not brick this run?
>>2530508I've never had any issues when running it with Rudolf, especially if you're also running 3 strong wit cards which is a good amount of speed
>>2530515Is Inari better than Taishin for the next CM?
>>2530517No, Gold Spurt is broken
why is it that every time I get an S aptitude with her and I get the discounted skills along with it it she immediately jobs
>>2530517Probably not but I like Inari Juan more so I'm running her.
>>2530520I'm starting to hate ends because of this. They are guaranteed to eat up your 5 clocks each run.
>>2530495Fuku should have longer hair and wear glasses.
>>2530509>>2530510Damn it>>2530516Not very strong, they are basically FineMo (strong), Wit Bourbon (shit) and Marv (mid)
>>2530348>dead linkNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2530525That's still probably fine. In my experience on a 0 speed Uma with those two, you'll come out of the first summer somewhere around 550ish speed on a decent run and then race stats and wit training crawls you over 600 before the end of the year. Just keep an eye out for a G2/G3 that you're probably going to need to skip for a big speed double rainbow since you won't be likely to cap speed just from summer trainings. Good thing is that NTR also has a power bonus and if you've got a 0% speed growth uma, you're gonna be tapping speed a lot so you'll almost certain cap power without ever needing to hit it directly, so you can either consider running a RB statstick or whatever else you want in that slot. Could maybe even go for 3 speed 3 wit if you're not confident about being able to cap speed, but obviously a waste of a card slot that could be doing something more productive unless it's also got a meaningful gold for you
>>2530430Mr Cum Bum
>>2530515I'm not an end main, but Ramp Up, and Straightaways single circle are obvious takes. Corner accel is dogshit so that's gone, and Updrafters isn't that good either since it's also unlikely to hit during an accel phase or right after a speed skill. Haste isn't bad, just can proc too late; Radiant/Glittering always does something, but is expensive for what it does; Savvy is never bad but it's also not that important, and I have no fucking clue on the inherits.
HOLY SHIT WHO IS THAT HOTTIE!?
>>2530530>>2530508The main thing is NTR only has 35 special priority. So yes on a lucky day with good double rainbows you can easily cap speed but the chance of a double rainbow isn't great.
>>2530536l'arc NPC.
>>2530515Haste, ramp up and end closers straightaways
>>2530538Also King Halo's dad
So is it Ebayan or Yanko?
>>2530553I don't even know where Yanko came from
>>2530538french people look like THAT?
>>2530557From the game duh
>>2530557yank on these nuts
>>2530557I think its them trying to push it as an official nickname, which I don't really understand
>>2530560Lmao goteem
>>2530534>>2530539Thanks /vm/ros. I got my first UG rank from that and I hope she brings me home a plat.
>>2530558No, the historic horse was USA born, Britain-trained and won l'arc. Got exported to stud in Japan.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Brave
>>2530564Lookin good!
>>2530536Anon that’s Ines Fujin nano!
Now THIS is what a hard choice looks like
>>2530572literal WHOmas
>>2530561But what does Yanko even mean? How is it related to FY
>>2530573Yeah, how can one choose if he can't make an opinion on either choice
>>2529006I'm going to wait until next month to do another sorter, since at that point I'll have hit the one year mark. For now though I'll post the one I made back during Christmas. Honestly I could see myself doing these every half year and see how things change.
>>2530573To be fair, Logotype was announced in JP like only maybe two months ago if that.
Btw since the Triple Crown ended and the next one still isn't announced would the next OP just have much less text and be more chill?
The sun's shining outside anon, go for a run and clear your mind from the MANT grind. Besides, how can (you) help your wife run and win if you don't know what it's like yourself? Take care of yourselves!
>>2530579Make it a Marvy thread, CM registration in 12 hours, not much else to mention
Good Morning /vm/a.I'm here to announce that the roommate race will finally be happening this coming weekend on June the 5th. I'll be putting up the lobby about an hour after the second reset on that day.The only rules are that you need to enter two girls that share a dorm room together at Tracen. That's it.In order to accommodate as many trainers as possible, I'll be running two different races with slightly different distances. Anyone is welcome to enter the race. Feel free to reuse any aces or team trials girls.Hope to see you there!If someone could repost this in the next thread I'd appreciate it. I have to work and will miss it.
>>2530579Its sunday, anon, and its Marvelous Sunday's birthdayI think its quite obvious who should be in the OP...
>>2530582Ohh now that sounds kino
>>2530582>I can't run BourbonPASS
>>2530582Kino, I'll go with the matikanes.
Who are the best newmas as far as personality, story, and design goes?
>>2530582Some of these pairings are so fucking random lol, what were they thinking?>Opera and Biwa?>Taiki and Dober?
>>2530588>He doesn't have FlowerBRICKED
>>2530591First questio, define whoma
>>2530598Fuck I mean newma
THE STAM REQUIREMENTS FOR CARRERS ARE LIESFABRICATIONSOR JUST BULLSHIT AS I LIKE TO CALL ITIM EVEN USING BOURBON WHOSE UNIQUE HEALS A BIT OF STAMINA BUT GOD FORBID I DO THE TENNO SHO BELOW 600 STAMINAseriously how the FUCK do I keep seeing bourbons with 600 stam AT THE END OF THE CAREER meaning they were likelydoing that race around 400
>>2530553>>2530557>>2530561Ebayan is the nickname fans came up with, Yanko is the nickname his stable actually uses hence why it's the one in the game>>2530575"ko" means child, it's used as a endearment suffix
Is 514 stamina and 751 guts enough for Taishin in Gemini or do I need to get a recovery? She has standard distance 1
>>2530582>bourbon nishino>taiki dober>oguri tamapretty safe to say one of those 3 dorms are winning
>>2530602oh and sunny days 1 I forgot about that so 550 stam and 790 guts
>>2530582>there are ZERO (0) dorms in tracen with two fronts sharing a roomwhat the fuck the URA has some shadow society shit going on
>The borrow I wanted to pick is fullNOOOOOONO NO FUCK, I don't know if it was empty last night, FUCK I AM RETARDED
>>2530607Follower limit might be the single worst thing in the fucking game
>>2530607I have an absolutely disgusting collection of dober/seiun parents, I'll honestly outright say it might be top 10 collections on the global serverSome of it was just autistically checking all the time, but the REAL good ones were from just stalking down people who are full on discord or whatever>message on discord if name matches - > easy>If not, find club's discord and hunt them that way - > medium>if all else fails, check each club mate separately until you can find one on discord and ask them to ask on your behalf -> hard
>>2530600>seriously how the FUCK do I keep seeing bourbons with 600 stam AT THE END OF THE CAREERMaybe they just didn't run haruten?
why is corner acceleration bad?
>>2530618if you accelerate in the middle of the race literally nothing happens since 90% of the time you are at your top speed by then (or are horribly losing so it doesnt matter)
>>2530618RNG dependent because there's a very tiny window where it's good
>>2530614I totally SUCK at borrow-fu. I don't wanna message a guy on Discord man... I wanted this one, I'm running out of timehttps://files.catbox.moe/3uft84.PNG
>>2530618It activates at a random point in a random corner. The chance of it actually doing something is tiny.
>>2530620wouldn't it be good for ends then? say for example with the gemini track where there's only one corner
>>2530625There's actually two corners (corner #3 and corner #4) which lasts for 550 meters. Corner Acceleration has around 60 meters of activation window where it'll be good.
>>2530622I feel like you can find a better pasa than that RIGHT NOW, no discord required...lemme see....208937660137895078068048503610008925 621461947402937490915106Lemme know if you like any of those
>>2530629I'll have a look, but I liked that one because of the 3* Mile 3* Groundwork 3* Speed eater on main parent (a skill I never get)
>>2530602>>2530605Anyone can help out with this? Taishin's been staring at me for the past 20 minutes. I put in her stats into the umalator and the spurt rate says 100% so I'm assuming its fine? I have 133 points left and I can either get Standard Distance 2/Sunny Day 2, Corner Recovery/any other blues or End Straightaway
>>2530630main parents having 3* is definitely nice but there's wiggle room for grandparents too(unless you're trying to parent grind then yeah grandparents dont matter)
so corner abilities are a no-no?
>>2530634Only specifically corner acceleration.
>>2530634corner abilities are godlike, just not the accel onesthe mega TLDR version isvelocity = mid race or super-late-raceaccel = start of late raceUnless youre playing fronts then you also want accel right at the start
fun room build would have to be made in mant = skippa
>>2530632Thank you for the help
>>2530601I like Ebayan more...
>>2530363Opera isn't even danchou's oshi
bread doko?
im using the umalator for the first time but im not sure what any of it means,how do I know if i have enough Stamina
>>2530602it's fine
>>2530663You put in your stats and heals and then run the simulation. Your spurt rate/survival rate tells you how likely you are to gas out. You want a spurt rate as close to 100% percent as possible but being a bit lower is still good.
>>2530665Thanks!
>>2530670when you say a bit lower do you mean like 99% or can it be even less than that like 80%
>>2530672I would say anything above 85% is good enough imo. Ideally above 90%.
https://litter.catbox.moe/tjdvo0.jpgI know Tachyon won here, but can the game please stop rolling ends against me for the NPC umas?
>>2530676FUCKhttps://litter.catbox.moe/u3eigv.png
>>2530676>>2530680Harubro...
I think people aren't baking because they don't know how to make the OP now that the Triple Crown is over
>>2530684Well today is sunday and it's sundays birthday, why not just use her?
>>2530689Yes but what I mean is that I think they are afraid/unsure about removing the wall of text
>>2530680I feel like more acceleration would be ideal, but I'm not really sure what's optimal besides Dober unique.
While the thread is slow, you can watch https://youtu.be/qj4pgE-kwik
please bake I need to post gifs of umas doing sweepy's rolling on the floor animation and complain about RNG
>>2530698Sasuga Kingu
>>2530699Ok I am baking give me a few minutes
which uma for the next op?
>>2530705Marvy, it's Sunday and her birthday, I am baking
>>2530705ITS SUNDAY!
Do I put the roommate race in the OP?
>>2530710Go for it, any community race belongs there imo, besides it would be so naked if there was nothing in it.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE +20 ENERGY AFTER CLASSIC FEBRUARY AGAIN
HERE IT IS, hopefully I didn't mess anything up. Have a marvelous SUNDAY!>>2530716>>2530716>>2530716>>2530716
Thead is on it's way outhttps://files.catbox.moe/6z5nzs.jpgBlog post warning Thanks for the generous deck bro. At the time I'd learned my mom was diagnosed with cancer and genuinely it was a great distraction to do a few runs. Since then the operation went well and now it's a chemo treatment to hopefully have a long and happy life. Ganbare anons
