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Hera's fat fucking grandma ass edition

The thread is for a third-person MOBA based on various world mythologies.

Fact: The 4chan clan is [SmGen]: Smite Gen Plus! All new players are welcome!
Most members are active between 10 PM and 4 AM UTC+0 (especially on Saturdays). Party up with anyone you can find.
Post funny clips if you feel like it. Original content is encouraged!
The regulars usually chat or look for groups (LFG) right here in the thread; just pay them no mind.
>SMITE 2 OB 36, most recent God is Horus
https://www.smite2.com/news/open-beta-36-update-notes/

Roadmap planned for 100 countries by the end of 2026.
Completion of 135+ regions by ~2027.

>New Player Guide + Splash Art Gallery
https://rentry.org/smgen

>Lore
https://rentry.org/smgenloredoc

>Links
https://www.smitegame.com/download
https://www.smitegame.com/news
https://nitter.net/SMITEGame
https://smite.gamepedia.com/Smite_Wiki
https://www.smitefire.com/smite/gods
https://smite.guru

>Previous Thread
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2054287/
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Forget SHITE hop on mario kart tour
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We are so back.
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FACT: This thread is dedicated to AlterationBlue, The #1 Grandmaster Terra on SMITE Console XBox One Series S Ranked Season 4 Split 2
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>>2536730
based
season 4? has he been here that long?
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>>2535430
what a fucking abysmal OP pic, holy shit it's terrible, I feel at home
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>>2536756
He's been around since the very beginning of everything. Truly a god among nolifer gods, to the point where he's mentioned in the scriptures themselves.
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>>2538086
but it's bad in the good way
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>>2538160
What point in time was futa freya fucking ne zha part of the posting
I used /smgen/ then but I have no fucking clue what year(s) that was
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>>2535430
>missed my chance to do an OP in coptic greek
like
procs
in the rain...
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Is charybdis in smite 2 yet
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>>2544778
no
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>>2541366
I think futa was a thing in 2019, or maybe 2018. There was OC way, way back in the timeline, but futa wasn't a meme until much later.
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>>2548774
based ashur
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>>2548774
There's no way it was that late, was it? I could swear it was 2017 or possibly even earlier
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>>2549242
>2017 was 9 years ago,
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gonna run some pubs in 4 hours
msg zraptorx99

my attemtps to run amite on a psp are ongiing
i'm like a crazy mad scientisto (but i'm not bery vgood at it)- (so i'mt just a crzy mad sikc cuntinstead XDDDD)
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maybe 3 hours atually dpeenfing on interest from other timezones(i know you kazahs are deliceate in your sleep schedules), just bitch and hinge if you wanna hop on earliyr
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I'm off to sleep right now. (I have work in the morning.) I can play at a reasonable hour on Saturday or Sunday.
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First time ever coming to /vm/. I saw the paladins general on the 4chan homepage, so I decided to check if there was one for smite. I used to check from time to time on /vg/, but I never found any smite general, so I assumed there weren't any because smite wasn't popular enough, and because the smite community is basically tranny libtards that wouldn't come to 4chan.

So was there always a smite general here? Or is it newer? Also do you guys play smite 1 or smite 2? I dropped smite completely when the garbage that is smite 2 dropped (I really tried to like but I just couldn't), so I haven't been keeping up with smite news. Is the full release gonna be this january?
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>>2556431
There was a smite general on 4chan since the beginning of time, but nothing lasts forever, and this is all that remains.
Lore >>2538160
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>>2556672
Damn, I missed so much shit. Tbf I rarely ever came to any video games board, because the only games I used to play were wc3, dota, smite and single player puzzle games. I'm a /pol/t/a/rd.

But if I had found the /smgen/ sooner, I would've started coming here or on /vg/ when it was still there. I was using fucking TRANNYddit for smite all this time. They do nothing but shill shite2.
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>>2557059
The subreddit is giga astroturfed, more so now that so many people that used to make things for smite left. Literally a fucking company sub.
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a new proccer has arrived. smgen is back
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well since you'ew lla such tsundere wageslaves i'mll hop on again tonight (i'm thinkin like 6 hours mybe 5)
msg raptor AS UUSAL (you kno nothing is sotopping you from doing tou own pubs) (ut you're all shy shy guys and longsleeve wearing twinks how hide your chins so it's clearly up to the man of th e house (me) to drag you ino a game)

also the new stellra blade loli is LITERALLY just charybber lol

>>2556431
>I dropped smite completely when the garbage that is smite 2 dropped (I really tried to like but I just couldn't), so I haven't been keeping up with smite news.
bSte
>Is the full release gonna be this january?
who cares lol (not me)
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>>2557743
Yeah it's insane. Smite (and the community) is soulless now.
>>2558105
>bSte
no idea what that means
>who cares lol (not me)
I want to give the game one last chance when it fully releases. This game was such a big part of my gaming life. Especially after season 6-ish. It was the main game I used to play. I would play nearly every day, with my friends. We were 7. Now we all dropped it, and there's just one guy that still likes, even though he dropped it initially. I tried playing with him a couple times, but it just doesn't hit the same. The visuals are shit, the sound design is horrible, the colors are garbage, and even the gods don't feel the same.


Also on a side note, I browsed a bit through some archive to look up old /smgen/ threads. I saw a lot of lermy mentions. Why is she a meme here? She's also jewish btw if anyone didn't know, I remember she mentioning it on her stream, but I guess you guys already know that.
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>>2558672
>no idea what that means
it means baste wiihch is my rendition onf based but i sont' look at my keboard or correct my spelling msiakes because i'm aboce what's on the screnn (ultimate self disagnose chad ehavoir)

>I want to give the game one last chance when it fully releases.
strint and i int
actives are for leeg
aspect on ddeez nutz YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Why is she a meme here?
egg thighed rice lick likc yummuy yum yum butterface femalewoman AWOOOOOGA
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>>2558813
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>>2558813
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yo yo
online enow
msg raptr yo
for pubs yo
yo
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>>2560007
im online
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/smite_gamepedia/images/e/e4/VOX_VGS_Self_Returned.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20140107231411
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how did assault know exactly what we look like irl
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>0:3 WL
i'm thinkin... we're so fvvvvcking back
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nah i was kiddin we fukin crushed the last one gg's galone
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Discordia playing a musical instrument normally played with the mouth with her butt instead.
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>>2558886
reyincel
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I forgot to make a number post last week.
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>>2565807
They gained 750 average players in 13 months. Only 10 more years until SHITE2 starts to approach Smite's playercount when it was "dying".
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Loved smite 1. Smite 2 causes my pc to randomly bluescreen. Fuck hirez
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No matter how many years pass, I will always really, really, really like this meme.
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>>2566382
Smite 2 will carry them onwards to smite 3, which will release into beta in 2039.
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Smite goddesses least likely to have grandma asses:
Jing Wei
Scylla
Charybdis

Smite goddesses most likely to have grandma asses:
Hera
Nox
Nut
Terra
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I like it when Geb calls her Nut in his kill line.
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>>2587446
imagine getting your sister-wife's name wrong
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realmroyalechads we're so back
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Proc
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>>2535430
Hera ass makes me act up...
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>>2535430
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pussy release soon
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>>2587187
Baba Yaga, who is old but not a grandma:
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>>2535430
Fun fact: the artist for this piece is now a community moderator and bans people for calling others retarded
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we used to be a society
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SMITE 2 is so dead I'm ranked 94 in the UK.
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I have achieved it.
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>>2623902
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>>2632123
Don't be mean to /our/ girl.
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>>2632987
That's the weird thing I never messaged her and when I posted on her other account she liked my reply. Girl sending me mixed signals.
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It is genuinely and irrevocably over.



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