>Gemini CM starts on June 4thRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm>The Roommate Rumble has been announced for the 5th of June!Rules and conditions in pic related:https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1780222330760.png>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous: >>2539108
>>2542220
Proud of my VP
>only big titty girl in my top ten is big headSo now what do I do?
Flatbros......
It was all just a dream!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I am 18 horse lobby fatigue. Yes, it gets the most people participating but I'm so sick of it ALWAYS being pace/fronts that win. It's so fucking lame when the race is predetermined like that.
>>2542229They went Angling and forgot about their Schemes
>>2542230They will soon get crucified for their sins anon...
>>2542195Correction: There WAS another way. I did not expect to place 17th. What the hell happened with the A Maruzensky behind me?I guess... I will take a win?
>>2542230>I amI have*
>>2542220>lost as a demoflat>won as a far-frontIm happy with this result. Long Live the p/v/esident!
>>2542235No, it's an 18 horse lobby problem. No amount of buffs to backliners is going to stop them from getting blocked and/or being too far behind go ever catch up.
>>2542230Don't worry late bro, our time will come. Remember to laugh when they lose the Mile stakes, this is only the start.
ITT we laugh at flatfagsHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2542226Feed 'er naners and give 'em a big ol' hug.
>>2542239In the stakes practice goldship won, so don't lose out on hope.
Not something for today obviously but with all the Frontbroken anons I think having a race with only innate F aptitude Front or below umas would be fun.And yes you can use Front sparks to mutate an F Front uma and run her as a Frontrunner if you want. Would be pretty funny if Fronts win anyway
Vodka LOST
>>2542226Good! Be happy
>>2542245Allowing genetic freaks keeps it from just being lucky pace/late wins I guess.
Q/v/een Oguri will congratulate P/v/esident Scarlet by eating her.Oguri requires another snack. Her reign won't end until all is consumed.
Ahhhhh now that was a sovlfvl race to break the MANT monotomy
>>2542250The only winning move ....was not to play
>>2542250I VOTED FOR THIS!!!!
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH FUN EVERYONEBACK TO THE MINES
>>2542257I have literally nothing to grind for
>>2542257STARASTERSTAR says this
>>2542249lucky pace is actually very beatable but lucky late does ALWAYS win for whatever reason
starASTERstar bros.... I can't believe he chose /v/agabonds over us......
>>2542262It's Mejirover
Man I missed the kino but that was amazing
>>2542262It's alright. They got a fukubro to make up for it.
>>2542239Angling was the greatest mistake this game ever made. More than MANT or anything else.
>>2542250In a way, daiwa scarlet got the number 1 she was denied in the January 27th insurrection.....and now she gets to be the main course.A true tragedy.
>>2542264Same, I always miss the fucking kino
i just came back what's going on what happened
>>2542225Im sure the diplomatic meeting with Oguri will go just fin-
>>2542275FunKINO
>>2542261Further backliner means strong accels and top velocity, so having the guaranteed lead of many lengths going into the midrace is hard to overcome.
>>2542275Oy neigh lost bigly
>>2542276When Digital said she wanted Oguri to eat her out, this was definitely not what she had in mind.
>>2542268>Angling>+0.2/0.4 accel at the start of late race but you have to be in first>This is the greatest mistake of all time>Straightaway Spurt/Encroaching Shadow>+0.2/0.4 accel at the start of late race and it works from any position>This is good and soul, actually.
>>2542275Read>>2541539Past this point the funposting ensues
>>2542281Yes, it is soul
>>2542281Yes
>>2542268I look forward to fronts having to play the game like the rest of us instead of relying purely on Angling once GL comes and Runaways mean they can't just assume they'll be in first anymore.
>>2542281Errrm but straightaway spurt is delayed for half a second...
>>2542268Just wait until Head ON and Slick Surge are buffed to be immediate late race instead of gambas
>>2542281i'll never forgive Taurus and Gemini being literally a spurt check
>>2542286Runaways are fronts tho
>>2542288Man I wish I had a Natie...
>>2542281>one works on most tracks, on a style that can lead by 15-20 lengths by late race, and basically places the finish line at the very start of late race if you're a front>the other is only useful on miles and longs, only works on umas that run a style that requires you to stay near the back for the vast majority of the race and can still get blocked
>>2542290There's less Runaways then there are fronts and you can't make a Runaway mutant afaik
I have a LOT of questions abour the system of government here....
>>2542294Nah you can't i wish you could though. I'd mutate a runaway clanker
>>2542281inherited angling gives you 2.4 seconds of 0.2 acceleration, while spurt gives you 0.9 second. that's actually pretty fucking bad. spurt is actually a pretty tertiary reason for why end closers are good. they're good because they have the highest late race speed, the most targets to activate passing/blocked skills off of, and the highest late race speed.>>2542289if you were using spurt during taurus, YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED. sorry buddy. i don't mean to be rude or dramatic but it's the truth. spurt does not have any function on tokyo 2400m. you got played.
>>2542299Yeah I don't think spurt was used in taurus. I remember it was a red shift check.
Now we just need a brave drawfag to draw yuri of oguri eating out daiwa
>>2542299Not either of those anons but I'd say you're only half right about why end closers are good (right now). Mr. CB is hard carrying their entire style. As for Taurus, end closers were in fact good due to Daring Strike being busted and the way the final stretch was laid out, but Spurt did in fact not do shit. It's definitely one you'd want to grab for Gemini though even if slightly delayed
>>2542307With Digitan in the cuck chair of course.
>>2542307I have literally never draw yuri
>>2542309KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2542309Brilliant
>>2542295The monarch is a figurehead. The president is also a figurehead. I would tell you which club is pulling the strings, but I fear for my safety.
>>2542309If anything, she's the drawfag.
>>2542309That's not funny.
>>2542316Digitan quite literally prefers the cuck chairDigitan... won...
>>2542314
>>2542304some people incorrectly thought/were tricked into thinking that there was a single millimeter of straight before the late race, even though tokyo goes from corner 3 to corner 4 seamlessly. other people actually used spurt on fucking ayabe, because it will always activate at the exact same time as her unique, so you could use it to give her unique skill a boost. the logic actually checked out but i don't know how impactful it was. ayabes didn't do too bad there, though.
>>2542220WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING DAIWA SCARLETHER TITS MAKE ME FEEL SMALL
If this post ends in an even number, I do a Cancer parent runOdds and I crash a McQueen
>>2542316It is kinda funny. Digi would love it
>>2542328See>>2542282Vodka LOST
Just remembered you get 1 copy of an event's welfare card after watching all the eps and i've been running shakur at 45... oops
>>2542328You know what to doPost em and we'll give you some pointers!
>>2542331Vodka wasn't in the race though....
>>2542339Yeppers, glad we agree vodka LOST
>>2542335>>2542331POST WHAT
>>2542333At least you can go back and watch it.
Hi, anon from yesterday looking for a club to join. 609968884873
BOOBS WON!
>>2542344DANCHOU POACH THIS MAN
>>2542339ITTY BITTY JOBKA WAS TOO SCARED TO EVEN TAKE ON SLEEPY SEIUN LET ALONE A PROPER REBOOBLICAN
>>2542344OHHHHHH DANCHOU
>>2542328Daiwa won that's what happenedAnd it's ok, tits like that would make my dick feel small too!
>>2542344My club is full but I deeply respect a man who matches his profile, star, and card to one uma.
>>2542344starASTERstar has sent you an invite
DAAAAANNNNNCCHHHOOOOUUUUUUU
>>2542343Yeah. Not into yuri and story was slow at the start, but the seiun/fuji animation was a surprise. Kinda wish Sky had more screen time for breakdancing
>>2542347This is cute as hellSoulful as fuck fun race
Danchou, I give you permission to boot my ass if you want to pick him up.
>>2542359Relax anon he already got picked up.
>>2542353Joined, danke
>>2542342He said post your tits
>>2542357Idk what the point of doing those events is. No one likes them
>>2542347
>>2542366I heard they're the lowest grossing events in jp iirc.
I HAVE DOUBLE CIRCLE AFFINITY AND 15 MILE SPARKS HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT GOTTEN MILE S AFTER FOUR FUCKING RUNS
Repostan sovlfvl OC
>>2542377Jordan is too cute
>>2542376It's okay, when you finally get it you'll be on the most horrid dogshit lowroll run you've ever seen
>>2542360The offer stands for anyone else too.
>>2542364noI will get banned
>>2542382You probably will get banned if you keep posting barely sfw sloppa. Don't post that shit here.
>>2542382I love how many people draw Scarlet with off-model tits because she's the first uma peeps see when starting the game.
>>2542381Anon just chill, you are a valued member.
>>2542382
>Daiwa wins a race>inmediately crash down her PRlmao
>slop>off model>coomershitMY HOUNDS.....feast
>>2542392It's the way of the ichibanYou wouldn't get it
>>2542228
>>2542398Whats the meme of BEEblos and ears
>>2542393>>2542387>>2542388>>2542390last one then
>>2542392>win race>then crash her PR so they can have her all to themselvesMaybe a secretly genius strategy.
>>2542399
>Have to train lates for cancer >Remember how bullshit the rng is after they job the easiest races 80% of the time even with better skills and stats than the competition
>>2542376Double circle is meaningless now. That just means over 150 when a good set of MANT parents is pushing 300 affinity
Did the servers crash?
>......leave no survivors.
>>2542407Works on my machine
>>2542392Please ignore the coomposters. It's a false flag against Scarlet's PR.
>>2542398This image singlehandedly makes me like beeblos
>>2542412I'M GONNA COOMPOST
>>2542389I am chill. I'll just join the worst club I can find here and help them up.
>>2542416retarded nigger go back to /vg/ with your smut!
>>2542404been there,i feel like running triple fronts again might be better
>>2542420Vodka...
Any rooms? Wanna test my retarded tama
Uma fans will look at this bully and say "Hell yeah"
>>254242514 right?i can do some if you're okay going against triple fronts2180167721801677
>>2542427Hell yeah.
>>2542427Hell yeah
Damn. Every cancer lobby has end closer xoggers. Pace xoggers were beatable but if these guys move up with daring strike and hit ult it's dober.
>>2542432nice final spurt but angling is too stronglet's do a few more7377848473778484
>>2542432Hmmm might work. Tama is doing better than expected.
>>2542437mind posting one? sounds interesting
>>2542437>End xogger (now stronger than pace xogger)>double dominator spam>throne card dropping after round 1I want to win the double Cancer plat but man...this sounds like complete cancer!
>>2542441Double Taishin finish all the way9769875997698759
>>2542437I still don't get Triumphant Pulse. Sometimes it feels strong, and sometimes it does absolutely nothing even when it hits and I have no idea why.
Yeah I am so doomed this CM. I just can't win miles.
>>2542448It's literally always good unless the start of the spurt is so close to the goal that you're not at topspeed yet, which isn't even the case in sprints, or if you've got a another speed skill proc'ing at the same time where you're not able to get up to max speed which is also rather unlikely. It's homestretch haste except it is guaranteed to not proc at a retarded distance.
>now back to your regularly scheduled bird rape
>>2542454/v/mapyoi bird...
>>2542447Falco takes it!9499420094994200
>>2542452I've seen her not manage to catch girls that are close by despite them not having any speed skills go off, so I really have no idea.
>>2542456Fug I am way to slow...
>>2542406I'm confused about this because uma.moe's lineage planner says Maru with 207 affinity parents has a 48% chance to inherit GW per inheritance and Fujin with 264 affinity with the same parents has a 51% chance. Now I know 3% is a really a fair amount but it doesn't seem like it makes THAT much of a difference.
>>2542460Same here, we could do our own rooms with blackjack and hookers.
>>2542456nice podium sweep!>>2542460i'll keep making them as long as people join405314664053146640531466
i had to do 3 1/2 careers today. finish up a real one and 3 glues just to get my carats for the event
>>2542462https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0Essentially, there's some very autistic shit happening but your total affinity doesn't govern the check but affinity with each member of the family tree individually. If the GW sparks are on people who's affinity isn't changing significantly, that would explain it.
>>2542467I'll be honest, I have no idea how my Glueguri almost stole that.
I really wanted her to win. It would have been nice to have her be relevant and people talk about her at least a little bit.
>>2542443They were in literally every lobby.
>>2542473>106 pages
>>2542476May i draw your uma?
>>2542482if you want
>>2542467Triple end finish! Tama pulled of a cingrey move there from the inside532294545322945453229454
>>2542462Matching won graded races gives a boost in affinityBecause MANT runs essentially runs the exact same race schedule, barring whether you're running Crown or Tiara, means each parent and grandparent that came out of MANT match 20+ racesAll of this becomes kind of moot when its rebalanced later so only G1s count
>>2542484TAMAKINO IS THE BEST
>failed spurt witcheck>no mile S screws me againI don't know why I do this to myself.
Goddamn, that Falco is strong.
>>2542484Falco wins the Radiant Star lottery, scary spurt by the ends9998734699987346
>>2542493
>>2542496IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>2542479Yet you can read 1006 posts. Interesting!
>>2542443Here's more
WHAT DO YOU MEAN RADIANT STAR CAN PROC THAT LATE AND STILL STEAL THE WIN BY A NECK
>>2542501>Also gambling on MPB and Pump. Because your busted ult wasn't enough? Fucking gluttons
>>2542494Taishin steals it at the last second!>>2542493please don't praise her, she gets nervous
>>2542502it's a speed and an accel in one. Honestly it's pretty underrated even if it's random as hell
>got 2 umas with medium S and skills for cancer>stats are fucking dogshitMy luck is fucking horrible holy shit, I barely capped speed and they're powerlets so theyre pretty bad, but whatever. I'm a Xoglet so I wasn't winning shit anyways
>>2542505forgot the codenext7714386977143869
>>2542506It's not underrated, it's just expensive since you can't get a discount on it outside of sparks
>>2542505>please don't praise her, she gets nervousFalcobros...
>>2542509Damn you boys are fast as FUCK
>>2542507Just hit a highroll after throne drops and you're gucci
>>2542513https://youtu.be/e8Skv_rQBE4?si=xbT2myy1fnI5A-0i
Hello bros, this is your friendly reminder the 26th is the anniversary of /v/ma's make debut.It's been a year of funposting with this community if 300 retards, I'd like to propose that we should do something for fun
>>2542514Can someone explain group card Friendship to me quick?Is it only supposed to last two turns annd only ever activate twice during the run, or have I been lowrolling whenever I used Sirius?
>>2542505>>2542509VoBo wins the frontblob battle and mantains the lead140716801407168014071680
>oops, all Oy neigh
I almost just referred to Path of Exile portals as clocks
>>2542520Sirius was the prototype, it turns on only when you finish the dates and then if you get lucky after training with it.
>>2542518I have a couple of ideas dr danchou, but its still the beginning of the month so. Plenty of time to think of stuff
>>2542522These lobbies are getting rarer after the ol danchous retirement!
>>2542521Maru goes too wide and Seiun wins the angling battle!3356488733564887
>>2542530Its just temporary.
I dont wanna do my last borrow for sprintslop parents. Give me an uma to draw/edit a dumb shitpost about!
>>2542542Urara.
>>2542534a rare face shows up in the podium!sorry to have subjected you to my triple front faggotry8312125983121259
>>2542544THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2542542Maybe a bit of a weird request, it'd be nice for this AVGN edit to be nicer, my version is ass.
>>2542544Thank you for the host!
>>2542547You know what, sure I think i can do that. Brb
I don't think falcuck will be as traumatic as during cancer. But it won't be pretty
>>2542544the battle of the top umadols is won by... Taishin!394163033941630339416303
>>2542542Seiun being SUFFOCATED by Daiwa's massive milkers
>>2542552The first Mile CM after Smaru releases is going to be far worse, at least
>>2542553I straight up can't believe it's going to happen holy shit.
>>2542556It won't happen.
>>2542556It WILL happen
>>2542556It's potentially happening.
>>2542556It potentially may happen.
>>2542553another strong win for Taishin3062569030625690
>>2542556Potentially
>>2542564End closer last spurts are the most KINO shit ever
What I've so learned so far from Gemini rooms is that the front target speed arms race is more brutal than I could have imagined. It's just nothing but nonstop skill activations throughout the whole early to midrace.
>>2542567Late bros...
>>2542569It's precisely described as an arms race for a reason. Here it's escalated to the point where most front runner aces need fast learner
>>2542564Tamamo crossu with a big final spurt14 rooms for CM14, last one!956892759568927595689275
I really phoned it in for Gemini and I feel bad I didn't try that hard and I already don't want to try hard for Cancer either. Winning Taurus made me too complacent.
>>2542574Maybe you're just better as a medium trainer? My mile aptitude sucks cock. Out of the 3 CMs I lost 2 were miles so I kinda phoned it in too. It's okay. What matters is. Can you look at your umas and tell them you're proud of them?
>>2542574Trying hard for Cancer is pointless when Throne drops mid-CM anyway. It's gonna come down to who hits a highroll in the 20 borrows or whatever.
>be yuropoor>have weak brain>brain demands sleep>miss kino election>bad guys won because I couldn't support flatGODs
Does anyone know how inferior a spd pow wit taishin is to a guts taishin? I fucking hate gutsmaxxing
>>2542573Ending with a strong finish for Falco!thanks for joining everyone, nice to see this many people with strong aces aching for a fight
>>2542574It's tough to get out of bed to do 5 MANT runs a day when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas
GOD FUCKING DAMN ITFUCK MY LIFEI MISSED ALL THE FUNI FELL ASLEEP SO FUCKING HARDTHIS ISN'T FAIR WHY DO LATE AMERICANS GET THE MOST FUN???? I WANT TO DIE
>>2542578Gutsmaxxing is the highest of highrolls. And the lowest of lowrolls. If you don't have a gutsmaxxed ace by now you're better off doing a traditional build
>yurobros waking upLel
>>2542575>somehow wound up a Long aptitude trainer>Don't even like longslop or long umas but it's half my wins>despite that couldn't win the only soulful long, the Arima Kinen
>>2542583Shut up
>>2542575it's more like the chances my wife can win the next 2 CMs is slim to none and it makes me not even want to tryshe probably can't win the sprint either but we'll cross that bridge when we get there
>>2542579Thanks for the hosts my man! Looking good for everyone.
>>2542477>>2542501thanks, i'll try to scoop up a good end borrow and see what i can do, i don't have CB so it might genuinely be over when the time to borrow throne comes
>>2542587She can, but you need to change your mindset. It's not that it's imposisble to win with off-meta umas. It's that it takes more work to get them at a competitive level, but it's not impossible. Also, luck is always a factor.
>>2542589I won a few but honestly I feel hopeless anyways. I just do not feel confident on miles.
>>2542591I tryharded for Aries and it got me a 2nd place B finals finish. Some CMs just aren't winnable for off meta and these next 2 feel like that is the case again.
>>2542594A fellow fitst rate trainer should know it best, how any person who is able to win and has broken his limits and is a person with nothing to fear.You will do better than you think
>>2542597Aries was definitely one of the most brutal ones yet. I was "on-meta", but not enough. I barely made it to A finals, it was bad. So yeah, it can be hard to win in some of these, but also there's the fact that a little bit of luck and you can cheese all sorts of bullshit wins you weren't meant to get. If you build them strong, I mean really strong it can counteract the disadvantages you have. You will STILL be at a disadvantage, but you will have more of a chance. Just gotta take whatever lesson you can and build from that and make em stronger next time
>>2542342>>2542382>>2542400You deserve to get banned you fucking subhuman
>>2542589very nice spread of winners compared to other CMs, hoping to go against any of you when the time comes>>2542594Milekino, milecasino, if you won any of these rooms you got a chance of making it
A FRIENDLY reminder to lurkers, passerbys or whatever that we are recruiting!
>>2542603wuv you..
>>2542601>If you build them strong, I mean really strong it can counteract the disadvantages you have.Yeah well I'm not capable of building them really strong. SS is my limit and Gemini is going to need some UG monster to win especially with my Uma of choice and I can't do that.
>>2542605>hoping to go against any of you when the time comesNot me! Last time I went against a guy here I lost by a distance.
>>2542605>hoping to go against any of you when the time comesLast CM i jobbed hard against a guy and the guy posted about it in the thread (Not mad about it, win was fair and square it was just funny)
>>2542606who is this >we
Oi, JPfag you around? How good is sweepy anyway?
>>2542613Clubs as a whole.
I did not pull for CB so I shant be pulling for Sweepy
>>2542583Fuck you man, missing this has genuinely ruined my day already, I hate how the only way for me to be up during the best hours is to get sleep deprived. This sucks so much man... And our hours are dead as fuck it's not even fair
>>2542614I am around, sweepy is good just not meta. I'm pulling for her personally.
>>2542612It was me. I was that guy! And I'll do it again and not even bother to hide your name!
>>2542577>be eurochad>bust a huge nut to daiwas fat tiddies>fall asleep and dream of daiwa cuddling>wake up>daiwa won
>>2542619Based
>>2542616Your rerun with creeku?
Honestly I think holding races THAT fun should be done much earlier. It's honestly not fair for half the people to miss out on the fun, especially when we have a period of time where we are all together
I've been wondering about this meme right here. Is it ACTUALLY gonna be worth borrowing or is it another case of JP overhyping stuff? Idk, I just don't see a way where it's THAT good. Sirius sucked ass
>>2542629Tsumaru's tsumarus
>>2542628There will never be a period where we are "all" together other than the stakes (and even then, plenty of people miss them or have to do other stuff) it's just like the >missed the thread award from the ol country.
>>2542629It's like 200 speed and 200 wit on turns where you have dogshit trainings just from the dates, as well as gold medium corners, prudent positioning, and a bunch of other good shit.
>>2542562 >>2542563 >>2542565When it happens, will you say it potentially happened?
>>2542632Poor teio inherited nothing
>>2542632Teio MOGGED
>>2542639 >>2542640Teio inherited the health.
>>2542636It's not 100% the same but it was pretty clear that it was going to be all just one timezone at the time the race was hosted. I really fucking hate having missed it, I don't think it's fair and I think we can maximize the people that see it
>>2542638When it happens, we never say "potential" again. Someone will need to come up with a new title
>>2542629It's probably worthwhile for fronts as the newest addition to the arms race. It also makes getting the DD + PP duo much easier since the dates give you a PP hint.
>>2542643There is nothing that's stopping you from hosting your own fun races during other time zones, and bitching about it just makes people not want to bother when they get an idea.
Why don't europals host their own smaller races? No shame in having something a bit more tight-knit.
>>2542638If it happens i will livestream myself using my rainbow uncap on wit air shakur.
>>2542647????? How am a bad guy? I just want more people to enjoy this. Our hours are going to fall of a cliff now because we lost the most after the /vm/ move
>>2542650>you can't just have spontaneous fun>you must conduct yourself according to my schedule that I claim will maximize enjoymentAre you German by chance?
>>2542647>>2542648Indeed>guy comes up with a brilliant idea, suggests a race out of nowhere>everyone gets on board>host the race two hours laterno planning, no schedule. It was just a fun spontanenous thing that anyone could do. Yes it's a little slower at this hour, so then just extend the time to join into the next day and host it then.It's kind of like the mambo/mejiro munday races. Some guy just said they're gonna start doing that. If you wanna have >fun then you gotta be like those guys. Crying about it does nothing, host the races you want to see!
>>2542653Not him but I am.
>>2542657who asked????
>>2542653Could just be a minmaxxing zoomer. Don't forget, most American zoomers say that all relationships should be transactional and should ideally be orientated to benefit yourself while giving minimally to your friend.
>>2542658I asked.
>>2542658He asked if he was German, I am German so thats why i mentioned it.
>>2542658I asked post-facto.
>>2542653>>2542655Ok my fault for wanting to participate then
>>2542662I don't understand why krauts are like this
>>2542658I didn't.
>>2542665Anon you're not wrong for wanting to participate, but you're missing the point. It was a spontaneous, brilliant idea that everyone got on board with. Kinda like the stakes! If you ever have a spontaneous idea like that you should do it! Maybe it will boost up yuro hours a lot.Wuv you
>>2542665Calm down neigha it's just a race. Euro hours are fine and comfy. It's still faster moving than 99% of the threads on this site
>>2542665I have ideas for races we could do in yurohours Im too shy and have never ever joined a room before though...
>>2542668But I am there for the stakes, and I can't have any ideas because Yurohours are genuinely a graveyard + working too>>2542669Yes but without the fun, I prefer fun to comfyness, I wish I was American...>>2542672NTRbro...
I was very bored and decided to design an uma based off of my CM performances. Would you be willing to run this?
>>2542665Look man, two things:A) That race was ENTIRELY because of California's primary elections. We have at least 4 Californians in this thread, and one of them had a fun idea that they wanted to execute immediately, resulting in the temporary Californification of /vm/a.B) There's literally nothing stopping you from hosting spontaneous races of your own. Just because you missed this one doesn't stop you from doing your own. "Eurohours" are not an excuse to not bother, there are still people here, including some night owl burgers.>>2542666The ACTUAL Prussian education model has had some very, very strong effects on German culture, successfully breeding a culture where everyone has to act like perfectionists who want in on everything and with pretty much all of the self-awareness of an actual autist.Doesn't exactly help that Western denazification simultaneously wasn't enough to fix the German tendencies, and did too much to try to fix them. The east simply didn't denazify, so they're "slightly" more normal.
>>2542674>Sprint A>Medium A>But then others DHow is would this even possible lorewise thats two completely different skill sets
>>2542674Sure, I like gambling.
>>2542677>How is would this even possibleStroke anon.....
>>2542675I might just switch my sleep schedule to be around the fun times, seems easier
>>2542681That is very unhealthy for your life.Don't get fomo brometheus, just have fun at your pace and make the time you're around fun!
>>2542681Have a fucking EU-themed race. Go make 4 teams of 4 or some shit and merge them together. The thread is a lot smaller so it'd be a lot easier to coordinate the primaries, or whatever the hell you do to weed out the worst candidates prior to the actual election, and especially easier to coordinate who exactly gets in. The general race was a MESS and I threw in a B+ Super Creek because we literally didn't have enough participants leftover from the primary races for some ungodly reason.
>>2542684>fomoMy whole time in /v/ma has been fomo and maximizing hours here so I don't miss anything. Thanks for the Curren thighs + butt bro
>>2542687>whatever the hell you do to weed out the worst candidates prior to the actual electionLol we don't have that, every fucking random ass party can be voted at the same time as everyone else
>>2542677The horse is weird and only knows how to manage a last spurt properly on tracks that are a multiple of 1200m.
>>2542617Find a job that fucks with your sleep schedule>t. Woke up at 05:00, just in time for the demoflat room
>>2542687I i switched to spectating because I wanted to funpost
>>2542691I mean technically that's also the case in the states*, but parties hold primaries to reduce the number of candidates they'll endorse on the ballot because no one wants to sit through 300 options come the general election.How the fuck do you even handle that many candidates anyways? Or is it not voting along the individual candidate lines like it is in the states?*California is an exception. The cull is done by the state itself, so the primaries are done to reduce the number of ballot options PERIOD. Yes, this system was born out of corruption and power consolidation, how can you tell?
>>2542692This sounds like a newma gimmick (based)
>>2542699My CM results may as well be a newma because how the fuck do I only win the CMs that are a multiple of 1200m and lose all the rest?
>>2542698Well I guess there ARE kinda primaries within the bigger parties themselves. It's just that we have much more variety so someone else can make their own and present himself and his party to the general election, it's not just a red and blue system is what I'm getting at. There are a lot of options
>>2542696I never got to join any because I was doing a career but in the end it was very funny and daiwa winning (and beating seiun) was kinda hype
>>2542377>>2542080Wait, wait holy shit is this the same guy? I thought he was gone
For the next CM, I am just going to train one XOguri and then 2 dominator bots. Once throne drops, I'll remake the Oguri and call it a day.
>>2542706Doomerkeks, when will they learn?
>>2542707My plan is that I'm just going to make Teio. Then I'll make my late and end after Throne drops and I don't even have to remake Teio.
>>2542703Ah, I see.Legally speaking, anyone can do the same thing here in the states*. We've HAD independents win before, but it's exceedingly rare. I'm not entirely sure why ours collapsed into a two party system in the manner that it did, because I'd love to see more independent wins, frankly.*There are some states that restrict what can show up on the ballot, and the federal law outlaws the Communist Party USA, though no one enforces those latter laws today.
>>2542710Tbf those two are the only time I recognized his artstyle if he posted anything else before I could very well have missed it, scanner mistake
>>2542713>the federal law outlaws the Communist Party USANot defending commies when I saw this, but doesn't this violate freedom of speech
When can I lose my cheeky tenner to no Sweepy?
>nearest paid uma banner is in augustBUT I WANNA GAMBLE WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2542684I actually cant wait for sprintslop so I have a reason to train and fuck bride Curren.
>>2542717SOON BROTHER
>>2542715Yeah, that's part of the reason why it's iffy to execute those laws today.However, it should also be noted that most party members active committed treason and some even did terroristic acts, so the CPUSA was considered a terrorist group that had a political party front. McCarthy was damn wrong; He woefully underestimated the scale of the problem.
>>2542718Bride curren or Base curren? What do you think. I too want to run her cm16
>>2542713I know, Burgerelections are fun, I tend to tune in. I guess there are much less obstacles when trying to do it here, many times 2 or 3 parties must form a coalition to actually put a government in place since absolute majorities are harder, so sometimes you get some Mickey Mouse ass governments that collapse instantly or everybody hates, imagine if Dems and Reps had to form a coalition LMAO.EU elections are an even bigger mess where I feel like I don't matter no matter what I do, a disaster
>>2542718I'd like to use my favorites for the next sprint but Sprint F-G and being a milelet seems miserable so I might end up swapping off just so I can conserve my clocks. I guess it's an excuse to use Fuji and Nishino for a CM. I like Fuji, she's hot. And I like Nishino.
>>25427162 days or something iirc
Are style sparks more likely to hit then distance? I’ve had so many more instances of my Oguri getting end S off of like seven or eight sparks than when I was trying to even just get an A mile on Palmer with 12 mile sparks.
>newma on the rightso it starts
>>2542281>Straightaway Spurt/Encroaching Shadow>+0.2/0.4 accel at the start of late race and it works from any position>This is good and soul, actually.I think like that and say that.
>>2542729No, but Oguri is one of the highest base affinity umas in the game
>inarilet>weddinglet>palmerlet>fujinlet>cheerlet >yaenolet>flowerlet >soon to be sweep letWhen will it end?
>>2542629>who/newma on the right
>>2542737When you remember you have carats
>>2542723I’m running bride because the dress activates my monkey brain something fierce. I don’t knlw which is actually better honestly, bride has turn sprint which I assume is a good thing? Ult seems better too.
>>2542731I'm sorry I don't see any newmas, what are you talking about?
>>2542720>>2542713Kinda based desu
>>2542738>>2542731>didnt read the main story award
>>2542736Both examples are both circles as well. End S seems to be pretty much guaranteed on every run I’ve done though.
>>2542743>Skip +30 caratsWow they play just like me.
There are newmas under your skinThere are newmas in your walls
>>2542745Double circle means 150, which is meaningless in MANT because Oguri can easily be at 300 affinity with most parent setups if they're all MANT and ran same/similar schedules
>>2542629Anon posted some 5 guts/throne Uma a few threads ago that maxed wit, so I assume it is actually good?
>>2542748My walls are solid brick and concrete mate
>>2542747>t. Frog in a wellEnjoy your 'rats
>>2542751Throne is very good for wit but I heard it stop seeing use once GL arrives
>>2542752To be fear, even a weakma could punch through them.
>>2542741>>2542743shes not in any card or scenario events and no one even heard of her last year she's a new/whoma>main storywho fucking cares
>>2542752And when exactly has that stopped an uma?
>>2542755Yes but she can't live in them, she will have to live with ME and my COCK
>>2542754It has a lifespan of 2 CMs. Do not pull at all
>>2542754Just no room for it with whatever else pal card you need to date, and that's a lot of skipped trainings which start being important again.
>>2542753I have a crippling need to feel involved in a story.>main story, event storyWords words words words words don't care give me my rewards>careerPlease tell me everything and don't hold back, I want to know more.
>>2542754You will never touch throne during the entirety of GL it's a brick.
>>2542757>no one even heard of her last year she's a new/whomaIN THIS HOUSE TANUKI TSURUPOSTER IS A HERO END OF THE STORY
We LOVE newmas
Copano rickey is going to come out and everyone is going to start defending newmas. Its already happening with throne.
Can someone help me find an End* Spark parent for Oguri? I can't find any good ones ;__; I wanna have a failsafe since Fronts are failing me please
>>2542773>We LOVE newmas>FraudIf you loved someone wouldn't you avoid calling them a fraud?
>>2542774Everyone already likes newmas, chrono has been the most loved uma here for a whole year
>>2542775https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search?query=dG90X0FsbD0yNDA3JnNvcnRfa2V5PWNvbW1vbl9jb3VudA%3D%3DRestrict it to King Cheer if you need her inherit
>>2542776I love her enough to be honest
>>2542774LETS GO RICKEYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>2542773Overdesigned garbage just like all newmas.
>>2542778Bro that is exactly what I am using, I need help I guess spoonfeeding is not liked, rightfully if any of you have used a gigaKing and still has slots I would appreciate it as well
>has perfect speed carryover for CM15Say hello to the 12th queen of /v/ma.
>>2542784I mean, you have to decide what exactly you want to prioritize. I took one with dogshit blues that had better white sparks because I trusted my cards to carry the hit to stats. That's a personal and judgement call you need to make, my dude
>>2542781Her song is really catchy. I'd love to have her, but I'm not strong enough plus I don't like fronts.https://youtu.be/bszt8e1FmyI?si=tcbDb7qNEFpRjeFW
This UG Groove mother fucker brought a debuffer and a runaway Suzuka to give his Groove the easy win and still got BTFO’d. Also the guy that came third was an /uma/chud getting blasted kek.
>>2542790Is this good?
Trying to gutsmax with only Bamboo as my borrow and Haru/Yeppers is so fucking shit. The card says specialty efficiency 60, so WHY DOES SHE NEVER APPEAR ON GUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2542792My LIEGE
i know full of vigor is good but how is the white version if i managed to snag a hint for it from akikawa when she wasn't loading me down with fov and recovery hints
>>2542777Based trips of Shiraoki.
>>2542798Get it
Mihono Bourbon and looping through Mood down events, name a more iconic duo
>>2542789I'm tired of queens, of royalty, of government, of elections. Which uma is for me if I want to live a drama free life away from these iron fists?
>>2542775808288395600This is the one I’ve been using, it’ll pump Oguri to A on its own allowing you to use whatever else you want, and it has decent sparks as well.
>>2542794Good stats, spurt, and spring runner. You can probably make a great Oguri with it, especially if you're not gutsmaxxing and need straight power speed sparks to make it work, but it also depends on what sort of mile parent you've got to pair up with her. Figure out what parent you're gonna supply, put her in and let it show you the affinity scores and such.
>miss one day of threads>we have a president nowWhat the fuck, how did oguri allow this?
>>2542792Kingu build?
What truly distinguishes a newma from an oldma? It can't be release order, since it took forever for Biko Pegasus to be playable. Anime appearance? If it's card/scenario appearances, where is the cutoff?
>>2542802Seiun Sky
>>2542807umas i hate and know nothing about = newma
>>2542807The seethe levels of the local anon that hates newmas
>>2542796Unironically, I don't think Gutsmaxxing works without Ayabe because her +1 to power and speed make a huge difference in allowing you to focus heavily on guts instead of needing to spread your trainings around. I think Groove and Symboli at least have +1 one of those which makes them a better choice then straight stacking three that just provide +1 to guts instead
>>2542807>What truly distinguishes a newma from an oldma?Nothing but vibes. People that played LoL 2013-2019 still think of Ilaoi and Vel'koz as new champs.
>>2542803Max follows sadly>>2542804Can I not guts train with that one?Thanks for the help guys. I need a failsafe since Fronts turned out to be more unreliable than I thought and I can't fucking get Mile S on my Falcon
>>2542811I'll give her a try when I finish this run. It just seems like a shame to give up Full of Vigor since it seems mad useful for Ends
>>2542807For me it's the vibe of how dar away they are. I consider anything post Mr CB a newma. But by the time im rolling for CB they'll just be regular umas to me
>>2542807Anything after l'arc. Cuz its just one big mystery to me
>>2542812As someone who played from 2011-2013, anyone past Zed is a new champ.
>>2542796This card is legitimately making me dislike Bamboo Memory. Every time, every god damn time she gives Pumped, and it's in such a methodical and evil way too. She doesn't start her chain until after you get a great mood already so the mood up is useless. Then she shoots straight through her chain so you get Pumped every single time. Every single god damn time. I hate it. Whoever made this mechanic up needs to be agemasen'd from ever having a career again. Sorry, your application has been denied. That job you wanted? You can't have it.
>>2542802You're going to need to find yourself a nice Ketchup Step or Takeoff Plane and settle down somewhere quiet if you want that kind of life.
>>2542806Plus inherited pump, wish I had my own Nishino to gamble on some budding but she’s a fucking rocket when she hits. As I found out yesterday she can still win even if she’s cucked out of her own ult by too many ends as well.
>>2542774I wanted to pull for rickey when i first saw her ult. Ive had no idea shes OP.
>>2542813You really want +speed or power sparks exclusively for Oguri if you're gonna guts max, but if you've got a 8* with like 5*speed and 3* power to pair it with, you'll probably be able to get something insane on a highroll but that also needs to have mile sparks on at least the parent to give you a chance of hitting mile S on said highroll. She does have absolutely busted growths to help you support gutsmaxxing.so it's a question of time left, your cards, and what you've got already if if you don't get something usable.
>>2542816>I consider anything post Mr CB a newmaThat's an interesting point. CB has had no real official appearance in global until very recently with Cingray S2 and now MANT, but it seems that people don't consider her a newma. I also see some ambiguity with Ace's newma status as well.
>>2542830Oh you see, because people like her, shes not a newma.
>>2542829I don't have speed sparks for that, Can you not run speed cards? Honestly my card situation is bad for this and the reason I didn't do it before. But Ends are fucking busted so I will lose if I don't bring one.>t. don't have Guts Ayabe nor NTR, nor Wit CB nor Guts Bamboo (I do have this one at LB0 but I am guessing it's not worth it)
>>2542828I plan on using an anniversary ticket on her since she seems like a pain to build in MANT
Speaking of newmas, I decided to look and the newest ma I have any interest in is Fenomeno. I dunno what I'll do after that.
>see seriru's video>he recommends inherited oguri unique on fronts What the hell
>>2542837Like is an understatement. The amount of CBganda that flows through the threads is insane. I can't think of many other umas that get as much consistent propaganda as CB does.
>>2542830>CB has had no real official appearance in global until very recently with Cingray S2 and now MANTWhat counts as an official appearance?She was in Eishin Flash's career story. Maybe earlier.
>>2542838This is 8* power 2* speed sparks. It’s doable, but you are going to be heavily depending on store and post race training stats to help bump your speed and power along with a side helping of FineMo doing her job.
>>2542847I completely forgot she shows up there; I've never done Flash's career so that's ignorance on my part.
>>2542838Kita, 3 guts cards, CB and FineMo/NN is the guts deck some have been using, but you really don't want to spend time hitting speed instead of guts during summer. I'd personally just run with the standard 2 speed, 3 wit with a CB borrow, and then bring Urara along instead of a power card. Oguri can afford to tap guts a couple of times during summer to max her power so while you're not gonna be 4x1200, you can make a 1200/x/1100/800/1100 monster pretty consistently
>>2542846To be fair CB is smoking hot.
>>2542848Shit I can't bring speed cards at all?>>2542850I'll try that with Guts, I'm a metaslave, if I hadn't lost all MANT CMs so far I wouldn't be bothering but I need a win to feel better about myself
>>2542845Wait, there was an anon saying that a few weeks ago. He was right?
I'm going to murder someone, haha I fucking love being tbe number 1 recipient of the no Mile S award! Im such a happy little cuck trainer getting absolutely nigger raped by RNG! I LOVE MILESLOP!!!!!!!!!!
Dodger bros?
>>2542852This was with Kitasan. The problem is guts is stupidly volatile, if want to max you want to bring at least three even then I regularly have runs with three or even four guts topping out a 900 guts.
>>2542859I'm such a fucking cuck for not getting a SINGLE copy of Guts Ayabe, I am genuinely miserable
Which 3 umas are going to be most strong this CM? I wanna know to write a shitpost.
>>2542861You now have the perfect excuse to never run guts deck anon. You'll be happier with 2 speed 1 power 3 wit decks.
>>2542863No, I gotta try it, otherwise I won't win
>>2542861Honestly, I feel like gutsmaxxing was mostly nip cope because they had fucking terrible decks while everyone in global's decks are strong enough that guts isn't worth giving up good skills and unless you're a whale or went in on CB, you're not gonna have both.
>>2542858I do not care for the doyers and I hate that Ohtani is inadvertent causing all these anime/dodger collabs
>>2542861That banner was very brutal and I have no idea why. I genuinely thought I'd get one from the free rolls, then desperation rolled until I hit the pity. I got one Guts Ayabe. I got 3 copies of NTR, actually 4 because of the spark.
>>2542862Falco, Oguri, Taishin, but also you can throw a dart at fronts and pick one if you want a better rhyme
>>2542862>Xoguri>Clanker/Hag>Dober
>>2542870Anon the CM hasn't started yet. This one not the next
>>2542868Honestly I think the fronts are stronger but they keep stealing each others wins. It's a fronty front world out there.
>>2542874This is not true at all kek, I haven't won a single room against Ends
>>2542875I'm having the opposite experience where I keep getting raped by fronts.
>>2542874I disagree because the strong ends are out there further to the right because their teams have higher win averages, so they're over performing the most because you can have both a strong front with a chance of winning and a strong end with a chance of winning on the same team, while 3 fronts means still only 1 is gonna hit Angling
>>2542877I wish we could switch!
>>2542878I thought it was the opposite, the teams further to the right have higher amounts of individual wins, but the ones further up contribute more to team wins.
>>2542861You don’t need to gutsmax, my Kingu I posted here >>2542827 >>2542792 is basic bitch 3 wit/3 speed and she’s been performing really well in test rooms.
>a random trainer quote anon pulled out of his ass>Shit is happening at Tracen Academy!>A president that's totally not Oguri Cap is back on her messy bullshit again, and spilled some tea to start some drama>Meanwhile, mentally unstable Fukukitaru, a walking mommy-issue, and this sociopathic umastagram idol proceed to commit several race crimes and demolish teams for twenty minutes >And Haru fucks>Meanwhile, Smart Falcon rages at her Excel sheets as she watches all her PR and plan s go to shit the moment these three mother fuckers show up>Also, the hottest thing to ever happen to male otaku anime slays the competition>Tsurumaru hacks up the wettest loogie you've ever seen>And the quintillionth trainee Narita Taishin has the greatest potential realization ever executed before fucking dying dramatically>All while the Academy watches and wonders if the soulful umas will defeat the evil clankerslop, or if Smart Falcon and her spreadsheets will finally prevail
>>2542629Should be meant to be borrowed only apparently
>>2542883She also has FCM (I can't because I gotta borrow CB) and 2 speed greens (that I won't get because I am a sad unlucky faggot) so we are not on the same position
>>2542867I got 2LB NTR off the free pulls which honeydicke me into a spark, in the remaining 140 I ended up with 3LB NTR and 2LB Ayabe. The worst part? Non rate up in those 140 pulls I went from no SSR Sweepy to 2LB and also got a dupe of my MLB Kitasan…
>>2542868 >>2542870 >>2542871Eh, close enough.I'll revise my shitpost when it comes time to, for now enjoy the prototype.
>>2542882Oh, you're right, I'm tired, X is individual and Y is team, but Oguri is further out on both of them even if it's just a hair compared to the 3 strongest fronts. I do think Taishin's also getting dragged down a bit because she's so popular that shitters are making bad ones. 2 front 1 end is the strongest strategy by a good chunk, 45% vs 40% for triple front, for the reasons I mentioned.
>>2542887Do you have Neicha SSR?
>>2542885How do you borrow if no one is pulling?
>>2542891LB0
>>2542893Whales, and some will make new alts just to MLB the card
>>2542893Whales or tryhards who roll an alt account to MLB it for borrow on their main
>Yet another dogshit Machitan runYou leave me no choice, its time for McQueen Special...
>>2542629The card itself is strong, and even on MANT because of the 10RB. The problem with Sirius is it's 5RB, and that's it's more of a guts card.Throne is 10RB and speed/power card. It isn't bad but you shouldn't pull for it unless you have the extra carats or a whale
>>2542884>the quintillionth trainee Narita Taishin has the greatest potential realization ever executed before fucking dying dramaticallyI will never stop laughing at potential man jokes
>>2542894Return to lateGOD and believe in the gamble life.>LB0The CB I’m using on Ends is LB0, would MLB be ideal? Sure, but you have to make do with what you have.
>/v/ thread didn't even reach bump limitIs the dream over?
Where did everyone go?
>>2542913Like I said, yurohours suck, they are dead, Americans are the only active population in /v/ma and that's why they can host spontaneous fun races
>>2542913My only guess is that my shitpost was so putrid it made everyone who saw it leave... except the one guy who complimented the potential joke.I was REALLY conflicted between putting Taishin in Tup's spot or in Dooku's spot.>>2542912That implies there was a dream to begin with.
>watch witgod cancer video>Only six usable umas>All fronts except for XOguri and cope DoberWhat a terrible sounding CM.
>>2542920I expect it to be the first CM I don't make it to A finals.
>>2542913We're usually this dead during SEAhours. No one also redirected the /v/ thread to here when it was alive
>>2542920I hope you like wasting 500 SP on recoveries for inherited XOguri ultI think I'm gonna be lazy and just run XOguri + 2 doms to call it a day
>>2542924>Expedition where we don't redirectWhat was the point?
>>2542926I don't think we created that thread, is the thing.Also, I didn't see a mention of it last thread or anything. It'd help to know WHEN these threads exist so more people can help with expeditions.
>>2542929There were certainly mentions of it here and there last thread
>>2542913Graveyard burgers are still here, but we're far and few between.
>find Japanese uma ASMR video>they're not even whisperingWhat the fuck man. Rice Shower's VA did a perfectly fine job talking about ASMR and what she liked, why can't the rest of Japan figure it out already???As I was writing this, I found something resembling ACTUAL ASMR on PakaTube, what the hell Nips?
These are spiritually 40+ year old hags, say something nice about them.
>>2542936Ace is a man
>>2542937She is a handsome woman, thank you very much.
>>2542936>RamouI know nothing of her beyond her racetrack autism, which sounds... vaguely endearing?>Sirius SymboliI only know contempt for her.>Ace KatsuguriFrom what I know, she sounds fun. Stereotypical shounen protags tend to sound like fun to hang around in general.>Mr. CBVery free spirited, I like her even though we'd never get along as actual people.>Rudolf SymboliWife, a comedian who proves that people with vaginas CAN make jokes>MaruzenskyWife 2, the designated driver that I can trust with my Mustang
>>2542936Fuck, kill, kill, marry, marry, fuck.
It is kind of eerie how the thread will have absolutely normal activity for a few Eurohours and then suddenly completely die.>>2542932I didn't see a direct link so my bad.
>>2542899Nyooo, dont bully machitan ;_;
>>2542936Ramonu will save my deck's wit woes. She must be very smart.Sirius is another case of I drew fanart involving her and spending so much time staring at reference images made me like her more. I want to roll for her and make her win the Arc.Ace seems like a cool guy.CB has the nicest eyes and her propaganda campaign is on point.Rudolf is the highest status uma and that makes her highly desirable.Zensky had an impressive presidential bid today.
>>2542913I’m tired boss..
>>2542944The /vm/ move killed Eurohours, we are very few in comparison to Americans, it's sad to see
>>2542955Not him but I actually love these hours. It may be dead but most anons these hours are very civilized
>>2542955It's weird. The /vm/ move has literally been nothing but positive for the American hours. Why are my European brothers getting left behind? I really don't want it to be like that if I can help it...
>>2542956I guess it's a matter of preference, but personally I prefer the fun and activity, which is why it made me so sad to see I missed such a fun couple of hours>>2542957I don't know, but I think it's too late now :(
>>2542936Despite being only a year younger than Taiki, I would say that Pearl also belongs in 40+ club, especially in this fit
>>2542950Only if you tell me how to build her properly because for some reason I just can't do it with her
>>2542724>Burgerelections are funI wonder why. Is it just because American elections aren't as stuffy as the European ones, and are a bit easier to follow because you don't have to deal with coalitions?>Euro electionsYeah, I've noticed that is happening, seemingly with increasing abandon. Though, it's not like America is exempt from that problem too. Technically speaking, the Democratic party and the Republican party are coalitions of rather different factions too, it's just that they can all more or less agree on a core set of issues so they can work together as one unit for MOST issues. You'll definitely notice the faction lines if you look at who is proposing what bills though, and how internal state-level politics play out.>EU electionsI mean to be fair, that's because the people who actually DO things in Belgium generally aren't elected.It's weird, the EU reminds me a lot of the USA, though in this weird twisted alternate way where every state had decided that the electoral college could not be influenced by unelected voters.
>>2542966To be fair, Burger elections are like two parties while EU are...NOT THAT!
>>2542963Do you want me to share my most successful Tannhauser? I've only gotten an A, but she was my very first A-rank uma, and I managed to cobble something kind of functional together with some really bad ideas over MANT.
>>2542966>I wonder whyThey are much easier to follow (just 2 candidates in 2 red vs blue type cartoon stuff) and Americans are inherently entertaining people. Watching the map slowly fill up as the day goes and seeing one side start having melties is also deeply entertaining.I guess it's like watching the penalties when you don't care about either team, it is simply entertaining, I don't care who wins
>>2542956Same. Ive said this before, even. The calm nature of eurotime is chill, i like it
>>2542959>which is why it made me so sad to see I missed such a fun couple of hoursYou and me both. I missed all the fun rooms so I stopped making teams for them completely
>>2542969Sure, go for it, if nothing else maybe it will show me if I have the right idea or not
>>2542934I got the impression that ASMR turned into a catch-all term for voice drama.
>>2542968So basically what I theorized. Fair enough!>>2542971>Americans are inherently entertaining peopleI feel like this is bordering on a slight but I can't even deny it. We are not a very serious people most of the time, and we absolutely take pride in being able to laugh at everything and along with everyone.
>>2542974tbf that only happens in spontaneous fun stuff like last night. Fun rooms that are clearly labelled like the /v/ triple crown or roommate rumble you can still join since you know exactly when they'll happen. Don't despair!
>>2542934There’s a lot of ‘ASMR’ stuff that is really just a good ol’ audio drama with (you) playing the role of a silent figure with whoever talking to you. If you really want something bad enough there’s a decent enough chance you could take the VA’s name, slap it in a DLsite search and get some actual ASMR. Whether or not that is good enough for you is another thing entirely.
Ausfag hours pretty much just overlap Euro hours but I feel like I’m the only unfortunate Ausfag soul here.
>>2542978>bordering on a slightkind of, but don't take it the wrong way, it's much better to be like that than to be a boring ass like many people here. The few times I've met Americans (and Aussies to a similar degree) I've only had great experiences, wish I could meet more honestly>take pride in being able to laugh at everything and along with everyoneExactly what I meant
>>2542984Man I gotta visit my old mate back in Sydney but trips to the bush are so fucking expensive and long that I don't know how to fit them in. Also you are in the winter there
>>2542985I might be a bit tired, it is 2:42 AM now so apologies. I'm glad that you didn't mean anything bad by it.You probably know this by now, but the song Yankee Doodle was originally a British song meant to mock us. Its adoption as an American war hymn is perhaps the earliest instance I can think of of us being unserious as a collective culture.>>2542988It's 14c late in the night and the sun set after 8, I wanna be in winter again...
>>2542807For me the newma becomes an oldma when she is seen in Global, either as a card or in some other way
>>2542976Stand by, assembling the image.
>>2542963Im a group B soldier myself, but made something like this. Ive yet to make a long oriented mun for the next week though, ill post her later>t. Mun official
>>2542990Np mate, I know banter against yanks can get out of hand but personally I know it's not that bad and like I said only great experiences with yanks both here and irl, I wish I could visit there but I don't think now is the right time. Also it might sound retarded but I'm scared of getting shot
>>2542994Right, I figured I'm gonna need 3 speed cards for her, ttwo power though, could workThanks! I'm trying to build her as a pace for Roomate Cup actually
>>2542996Not that yank, but I do think the international perception that every American is just openly carrying pistols and shotguns is always really funny to me. On a serious note though, it honestly just really depends on where you go and who you associate with. I feel like dark city streets here are probably just as, or maybe a bit more dangerous than dark city streets abroad, which is where you have the highest chance of getting into trouble. I sure as hell wouldn't want to walk the streets of Machester or Paris in the dead of night, and I sure as fuck don't walk the streets of LA in the dark. There's plenty of nice, safe towns in this huge as fuck country.
>>2542988>SpoilerIt’s great, I love the cold.
>>2543014Having Christmas in the summer must be so weird though right? Do you have surfer Santa or something?
Just realized my club is dead, how are the others looking? When's the cutoff for payday again?
>He got Mile S?>Dump Kita's spec prio
>>2543025Cutoff is the 14th I believe, were you in a non-/v/ club? There are plenty here with a few slots
>>2542976 >>2542993Terribly sorry for the delay. This shit takes forever to assemble.
>>2543009Yeah I am probably exaggerating, I have shot guns before so I know how scary they are, at least to me since they are not a common thing>There's plenty of nice, safe towns in this huge as fuck country.I bet there are! If you have any recommendation I'd love to hear, I could never visit everything it's too big
>>2543031Whoa whoa whoa, man, goddamn...why guts card?
>>2542920>skipped bwoguri but then got spooked by her on a free rollthank you based shiraokisama
>>2542807Think I've said this before, but I'd personally argue the oldma/newma cutoff should be around the point when all of the currently-revealed umas except for 1*s and 2*s have been releasedThat would mean somewhere around NTR's release at the 2.5th anniversary/start of L'arc, which seems reasonable to me. You could maybe argue for drawing the line a little later (or at least making exceptions for specific umas who had a meaningful presence in-game before then) depending on the specifics of when each uma was first revealed in JP, but I think by the time we get to Vivlos we're unambiguously in newma territory
>>2543029No its one of the ones here but I took a closer look at chrono and apparently almost half of us are dead. Feel kinda bad to want to jump ship but I feel like a retard doing as much as I do (not that much) for little return.
>>2543037Given how that run went, would NOT have made it to 300 guts without it, frankly.I don't actually recall the exact logic, but I think I was looking for some more late surger skills to add into the pile and saw it had 1,500,000 CC, which... in retrospect was a dumb move. It also has Thunderbolt Steps and Medium Corners, though I think some of the other parts of the deck had those too.
>>2543037>why guts card?It's in her song.https://youtu.be/TqtPjObLZa4?si=_brUDwe40cc-0p1n&t=123
>>2543043Hm well Idk, that might be harder, you are better off waiting for more active hours with the danchous on
>>2542984I was worried that the abysmal posts during euro hours are by europeans, but now my eyes are open and I see that they are made by monkeys from the jungles of south east asia
Well I guess that's fitting since I didn't bring her card
>>2543052GAH!
Yo still mad about Doto banner?
>>2543034>I have shot guns before so I know how scary they areThey are scary, and I say this as an American who use to regularly shoot at the range. The moment a gun gets flashed or pulled everyone straightens the fuck up, don't let anyone tell you that Americans are fearless in the face of guns. Everyone I know that shoots or has shot knows full well to respect them and understand how scary they can be. As for cities, I can only really recommend places in the Southern California area, but if ever get the chance, Oceanside, Pasadena, San Dimas, Dana Point, and Fullerton (specifically the west side) are all nice places where I've never had any issues with rabble-rousers. I can't speak for it myself but I have a buddy who lives up in Eugene, Oregon and he says it's a wonderful city.
>>2542996>I don't think now is the right timeFrankly, now isn't a good time to visit any of the west.I mean really, the sales pitch is basically: Come to Europe, we've got>Muslims executing a jihad>An affordability crisis>Surveillance on every single street that the police will never use in your favor>Terrorist attacks>Migrant crisis>The politicans are actively working against us>Belgium!>Cool pasta thoughBut yeah, when things get better for us all, which they eventually will, I really do recommend coming out here. I can make some recommendations if you'd like. The most expensive one is absolutely going to be the Texas tank ranch, and no I refuse to offer anything else without offering that.>spoilerI mean, I'm not going to deny that it's a risk, but frankly it's like a shark attack. If anything, sticking around people with guns is generally safer, since they present a tough target that most shooters REALLY don't want to engage with.I'm telling you man, our mass shooting problems could be solved tomorrow if we implemented a proper mental health program to identify and stop it in its tracks, and teach gun safety and discipline + arm every single elementary schooler with a personal defense weapon.
>/v/ma - InternationalNot even complaining, it's fun
>>2543044Hm yeah, I would say that four speed cards is an overkill but uhhh...I don't think you have any MLB SR's
>>2543057Restore Britain!
>>2543015Nope, still the same ol’ Santa. The weirdest part is stores putting on Christmas music about letting it snow.
>>2543040That's actually a pretty good metric, though I can definitely see arguments for Hishi Miracle, Daiichi Ruby, Neo Universe, and maybe Sakura Laurel being newmas.
>>2542996I'll never visit because they'd lock me up in quantanamo bay if they found out what I think of israel
>>2543056>>2543057All noted! having a list is great>OregonThat's great because they are close and I certainly wanted to go there. Thanks for the talk have a good night
Anyone got a pic of Rudolf in-game making a goofy face with her fingers up like they're horns? Or something like that i can't remember exactly but i need for aurtistic purposes
>>2543071Likewise.
>>2543073This one?
>>2543034Oh man I missed this post.Provo, Utah is a really nice town. In California, Alcatraz Island is pretty cool, and I do recommend a visit. They've got an audio tour, and you can reach San. Fran. from a boat and avoid the absolutely abysmal road system there. I don't recommend going north at all, and whatever the fuck you do, avoid So. Cal's highways and LA entirely. LA literally only has Hollywood and the Western Flight museum, because they tore everything else down for "modern" developments. EVERYTHING interesting in pre-the 2000s movies is gone. The highways themselves gridlock every single day. In Texas, there's all sorts of places to be, and good god the road networks in Texas suck even more than in California. The Alamo is a little overrated, but it's still a cool museum. You've got Boca Chica and Space Center Houston if you like space flight. Of course there's the tank ranch.If you like temperate nature, pretty much the entire Canadian bordering territory is open to you. It's almost entirely undeveloped and it is very nice.New Mexico has white sands. No, seriously, it's basically just a giant desert made of drywall, it's funny.Sedona, the meteor crater and Grand Canyon are all must-sees if you end up in Arizona. It'll probably take you 3 days to really enjoy everything there. Winslow is also a neat town to visit.>>2543056>don't let anyone tell you that Americans are fearless in the face of gunsYeah no, my "equip the preschoolers with PDWs" remark is MOSTLY a joke. Guns are fucking terrifying, and elementary schoolers/pre schoolers are a bit too young for it to be effective anyways.
>>2543075Yes! thanks
>have to endure a shit run because it gave you mile S in case it will turn into a godroll just to be mid in the endmant is pain
>>2543071Ohh, shit! You're the guy who wanted to visit Portland for the nature, weren't you? I already gave you some advice on where to visit I think, but just to recap some of it:>East and South of Portland are pretty much desolate>East is a desert with 3 national forests in it>South is mountains
>>2543080I've had too many runs that I thought were going to be total shit that turn out to be actually pretty good to just completely dismiss runs out of hand, it's miserable.
are the nice anons who offered to watch a recording of my ace run to give some pointers till here?I recorded one, but the file size ended up at 2.2GiB, so I dunno where to upload it
>>2543085Limewire supports up to 4 gigabytes.>>2543061https://limewire.com/d/XuGa3#2akjZgInMeYeah, I don't even have a ML B R.
>>2543081"Desolate" as in "barely inhabited and developed," not "wasteland." Probably should've been clearer about that, my bad.
>>2543075
>>2543055She actually spooked me on my last free pull, but i still havent played her career.
>>2543077>LA literally only has Hollywood and the Western Flight museumI'd argue LA also has one of the most eclectic selection of foods to eat in the country. You can have ramen for lunch, pho for dinner and then papusas for an after dinner snack. The next day you can get Greek food for lunch, and Jamaican food for dinner and it's all quality food. It'd be Oguri's dream now that I think about it.
>>2543089Emperor, huh?
>>2543093At LA prices? Oguri Cap and her trainer is going to run out of money faster than I can run out of optimism. Plus, you have to endure LA infrastructure for it too.
>>2543096Tracen will cover it as a food expense; they're already used to paying exorbitant prices to stock their cafeteria. Also yeah infrastructure sucks, not gonna lie. Still worth it to me, but that's also because it's less than an hour away from me.
>>2543089I love me a serious no-nonsense woman who can turn into a goofy soul when alone with you
Why do they make L'arc alts? all Umas get raped in europe its like humilliation ritual outfits
I WENT TWO WHOLE DAYS WITH ONLY 1 MILE S AND IT CAME ON A SHITTY LOW ROLL RUN I HATE GUTS MAXXING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I STILL DONT HAVE ANY ACES I HATE THIS GAME
>>2543077Fuck that's a long list, ok I am writing everything down, I probably won't be able to get everything done, I also don't have much money atm so I gotta see when I'll be able to actually do it, how viable is it to visit several states in like a week? everything is so big and apart from each other>>2543081Yup! I'm kinda derailing a bit too much with these ramblings in a few threads but I genuinely couldn't get better recommendations anywhere else than here by actually talking with locals (one of my fave things to do)
>>2543097Oh god, you're in Santa Monica aren't you? You poor soul.>Tracen will cover it as a food expenseActually, no they don't. Mejiro McQueen and Oguri Cap bankrupt the trainer's ass when having a celebratory feast in the main story.Also, Spicaman is basically permanently bankrupt because of the food bills.
>>2543101Because French are good at fashion or something, I wonder if we'll have a /v/ma x /fa/ thread
>>2543101Enbanyan will end the nip horse lose streak
>>2543101>all Umas get raped in europeYeah, by me>t. Der/v/exual offender
Seeking the Pearl is my choice for [BEST HAG]. She's so fun
>>2543108Admire Terra? Did he even win a G1 or was the Japan Cup performance that impressive?
>>2543104>Oh god, you're in Santa Monica aren't you?Opposite way, I'm too paranoid to state my city directly though.
>>2543115Paranoia is an excellent habit to have online, honestly
>>2543103It depends on the states. You have to understand that the states are, on the median, basically the size of Belarus(subtract 30,000 km^2 from Belarus and you get the rough median landmass of each state.) If you aren't trying to sight-see, getting from coast to coast in a week with a direct course is ALMOST feasible(assuming you have two drivers,) but you have to throw that all out the window the moment you sight-see. It might be better to focus on 1-3 states and just try to map out the plans from there.>derailmentStay Gold's got the wanderlust, but who else would participate in a trip like this? And would their presence make things easier or harder? Stay Gold probably would make things a bit more difficult.
>>2543115Absolutely fair and I shall respect your privacy. I have a friend who lives down there, I hope he's doing well.>>2543106Given we have had /int/ and /trv/ now, yeah probably. Anything goes at this point. It's almost like we haven't left /v/.
>go to sleep before the cow race>wake up and a Daiwa poster posted smuttImagine my shock
>>2542994>>2543031This was the worst shop situation I had in a while, only one gold horseshoeThis is the best mun I had by farYou wil this time, Munbros!
>>2543119Ebayan has been around, I'm sure she'd be a great traveling partner, Maruzensky too (and could drive you around)
>>2543114He crossed the finish line first! That counts as a win in my book!
>>2543108>Is 2026 the year Japan finally wi-No and it will never be the year. Nips need to get this through their head already. If Orfevre couldn't do it, no one can.
>>2543114It's not his fault his jockey had bad grip strength. That Japan Cup win should have been his
>>2543124Oh yeah, Forever Young HAS been to America, haven't they? She might know some good locations of her own!
>>2543121>It's almost like we haven't left /v/.In a good way, because /v/ right now is just shitting on Mom of Goy and more culture war bullshit after the Absolute State of Play. I can't believe that I used to enjoy being there
>>2543134>/v/ right now is just shitting on Mom of GoyThat's funny though
>>2543135Maybe it's just me but I never liked the GOOOOODS meme, I hate being forced to stare at cuckshit against my will
>>2543135I can't believe a game based his wife's son's mom is real and that she has a talking jello cube named FRANK that drops marvel quips as her companion is real
>>2543129Imagine the memes if Admire Terra unhorses his rider again and then proceeds to "win" the race.
>>2543134To be fair, it wasn't that bad even a year ago. It's getting exponentially worse and will continue to get worse until things finally correct themselves...
>>2543139You are not going to believe this but the fuckass cube is spelled Phranque
>>2543123I'm glad that's gone well!Sorry that my mun isn't that great, but at least I hope the build showed you were to focus...
>>2543141>things finally correct themselves...That sounds ominous what do you mean?
>>2543119>who else would participate in a trip like this?CB has already been shown to have major wanderlust, I can imagine Helios would be down to do it with the other gals in tow, and I could see Condor and Seiun Sky dragging the rest of the Golden Generation around. Also umas that are very local focused like Hokko, Furioso and Inari might be interested to see "true" America. Oh and also the American umas (Taiki, Daring Heart, Tap Dance City, and the previously mentioned Condor and maybe Grass)
>>2543146It came to me in a dream. A world record tsunami will submerge the entirety of India and south east asia, killing billions but ushering in a new age of coherent internet discourse.
>>2543134We must be better men
>>2543149>CB could accompany me in my tripFuck stop making her sound so perfect God damn it! Every day I regret that she isn't real even more
I've been actively avoiding /v/ for years now because I'm sick and tired of culture war bullshit and feel like the only person that remembers pre-2014 internet. It was fun talking about hobbies and disconnecting from the real world and real life and its many stressors, now it seems like the real world is shoehorned everywhere, everywhere.Let's keep talking about silly horse women: If Forever Young doesn't win L'arc then its fucking over and no japanese horse is ever ever ever gonna win.
>>2543146Total market crash, at least. The industry's already collapsing as-is. The game sales are unironically crashing down at the same rates as the 1983 crash but no one's really talking about it because various governments and individuals with corporate power have a vested interest in the way things are now for various reasons ranging from ideological to power consolidation.This affects more than just games but games are the focus here.
>>2543134Even my comfy plane game thread aren't safe from /vpol/ tourists. Fuck them.
>>2543159Aren't people also mad about AC8 being live service slop?
>>2543153The grip she has on anons here is honestly quite amazing. I can only imagine how crazy the threads will be on the day that her banner drops.
>>2543154Forever Young isn't even suited for that kind of turf right? Are they sending him there just because he's popular?
>>2543162Well he WAS gonna initially be a turf horse due to parentage, and french turf is some weird wet swampy thing so who knows
>>2543093>You can have ramen for lunch, pho for dinner and then papusas for an after dinner snackyou can have that in Dallas Texas too. pretty much all the big cities these days have all the ethnic foods.
>>2543158It's fun how, since I only play the horse gacha and other games I actually enjoy, I never really noticed this. Honestly it has helped me with my anger issues
>>2543144One anon stopped me from punishing her, another gave me a good deck to try out, I would say both deserve the creditNow if only it had the shop of previous runs...
>>2543160Valid, but that's also not what most of the negativity is about.
>>2543159Yeah if a nigga appears in your trailer for even a second you can kiss your threads goodbye, remember when Uma in America got revealed and it was 24/7 bait threads by the shitposter trying to kill our discussion with the nigglet umas?
I think the japanese are so obsessed with the L'arc because they generally have a bizarre fascination-obsession with France. Like why aren't they as interested in say the Kentucky Derby?
>>2543158GTA 6's success will determine if there's a crash or not
What if Ebayan fucking DIES there
>>2543172Dirt is considered lesser to turf, so yeah...
>>2543170Yeah and I also remember how those were the only threads NOT deleted by that fucking mod because they were culture war shitpost bullshit. Made my blood boil and I didn't visit threads for a week or two.
>>2543172It's also in an awkward spot. Only three year olds can run it and it's awkward to fit in between other Japanese races. I think it's a few trainer's goal considering Jap horses keep coming.
>Limewire stuck at 99%for fuck's sake, I need to disappear soon. I at least wanted to post it before I left so I could come back to some advice
>>2543161I looked at her kit and was surprised to not see Daring Strike there, how is she supposed to get it? She is going to be my main End and I will run her everywhere when she comes out
>>2543182Ayabe Power SSR, anon...
>>2543184That card is kinda shit though... Won't a better Daring Strike borrowbait come out by then?
>>2543186I don't know, I only look at uma releases...
Has anyone here eaten Haskap berry before?
Quadruple Wit friendship training (3 greens 1 blue) or Saudi Arabia Royal Cup with Rival?
>>2542971wait till you realize that the elctions are about as real as WWE and everyone is friends backstage
>>2543186The only other source is HishiAma guts which comes out after the 3.5 anni.
>>2543186>Won't a better Daring Strike borrowbait come out by then?NoThe only other future card that gets Daring Strike is guts Hishiama, which comes out in about a year and a half
>>2543186>20% TEshe's on the better side of power cards actually
>>2543191I would take the wit then make a mental note to run more later when there's a shitty training turn
/vg/fags have successfully hijacked this place? sad
>yurohour thread was supposed to be dead>it actually became extremely comfy and with good discussionGreat effort guys, wuv you
It's too early for me to take bait this big. Stupid trainer! I will go take a nap!!
I’m conflicted, I’ve seen glimpses of the perfect gutsmax Oguri End monster, but at the same time I’m quite pleased with my Kingu actually being strong so I don’t know if I won’t to hurt her chances of bringing it home…
>>2543172It also because they were so close to win it twice already, Orfevre unironically damaged the nips by making them obsessing on winning it, it's like the final challenge for the japanese to finally prove they are the top dogs of horse racing, and for the winners to enter the history books as the first japanese to bring Glory to Japan and national pride, much banzai! Banzai!!!
>tfw I live in Ohio>our only racecourse has one race annually and it's a G3>it's coming up in a few weeksI'm tempted to go and I wonder if there might even be uma fans there but I'm kinda doubting it
I think I derailed this harder than the travel talk did. I am so sorry. My final thoughts:I think that we do need a way to talk about both video games and the culture wars. The current state is not okay, we need actual game discussion that isn't directly marred by politics, but it's also fucking stupid to ignore a problem that's been brewing for over 40 years at this point. A diabetic should not ignore a stubbed toe, and all that.The market forces that would ultimately end the culture wars have been interrupted. I cannot tell you when exactly it started, but the latest is the 2008 crisis. Market crashes exist to bring a market back into equilibrium. The 2008 crash was prevented from fully occurring, leaving the economy WORSE OFF than it would've been otherwise, and we've been frozen in this state because certain people with power think it's their time to shine, and the market isn't really able to punish what they're doing. What I think will happen, once it's impossible to keep the crash frozen, is something FAR worse than what would've happened without government intervention in 08, but after a 6-8 year recovery period, assuming the crash is severe enough to prevent the interventions from freezing it, we'll be back to something resembling pre-2014.This is my final post on the subject. Again, sorry.
>>2543202I have a good enough team ready so now i'm trying my hand at a gutsmax Ogurin in the hopes of throwing her in the stakes race because it would be funny.
>>2543180You can share the link before it's finished. Just leave the computer on.
>>2543203Ebanyan will meme magic a win
Since wedding is never ever since she has a card then a summer alt would be nice, maybe the next best thing
>>2543212I know Kawakamibro is going to run outside naked in adrenaline if they give her a usable ult
I was at the arcades yesterday and Initial D has a collab with Uma, Suzuka was on the screen of the cab
If I can't get a good enough Uguri Fat through gutsmaxing in 2 more runs, I'm gonna quit and just build her the normal way. I'm so tired of RNG layered on RNG when gutsmaxing and either getting no Mile S on a shit run or getting good stats with no Mile S or good skills
>>2543206i don't think market forces are going to end the culture wars. the only thing that is going to end them is actual civil war.
What are the good pace parents for cm 15?
>>2543219Will it tho? There are still a lot of confederate whiners...
Just watched the 2012 L'arc for the first time ever holy fucking balls Orfevre was SO close I'd be forever mindbroken if I were japanese. Hope they finally get it.
>>2543206>need actual game discussion that isn't directly marred by politics,Anything that becomes popular eventually becomes political by ideological forces aiming to control the masses through it. The only thing you can really do is be that ideological force instead of them, which is to say be in charge of communities and stuff
>>2543223I think it's be funnier if they keep getting just close to winning it.
>>2543223don't remind me
>>2543232I think funniest situation would be Admire Terra dominating and making it past the goal way ahead in first but it doesn't count because he dejockey'd again, meanwhile the other Jap horses don't come close
>>2543237This card carried my ass even though I didn't win any plats, forever in my heart Halo
>>2543080Are you me? I just had a run where I finally got good inspirations, including three Mile S procs and multiple big discounts on good skills, and it ended with barely 1100 speed and got agemasen'd out of an important gold.
>>2543243the kind of run that just hurts your soul
>>2543242I didn't have MLB Sweep for the longest time so she was my go to speed SR for URA and Unity. I mean I think she was just more meta for everybody during Unity because people wanted the power bonus but still.
>>2543242Same but I did get plats. Kitasan was my forever borrow those times
>>2543239>Uma that can't stop stripping out of excitement during important racesPlease Cygoys.....
Did they remove distance S from the game? I haven't seen one in twenty careers.
>>2543154If forever young wins l'arc then deep impact won over kitasan in the bloodline wars.And Sunday silence linage will rule Japan for another trillion years but that we already knew that one, American genes..sugoi
>>2543062My wife would vote Restore
>>2543220>good pace parents for CM15anon, I have bad news...Paces have basically 0 good accels in CM15, I've seen Witgod/other people suggest to put Moving Past on XOguri (the one viable pace) to bank on the front-heavy rooms, it's that bad. Technically on other umas TPulse is always decent, and I think that you can get something out of Redshift but it triggers awkwardly
Here's the latest update of our clubs! Remember, if you're interested in joining one of these you should put something on your profile (/v/, /vm/...) so they can identify you
>>2543239I want this to happen so badly.
>>2543257*inherits not accels, sorry
>Muteki and Bamboo>Dictus and Transcend>Now Rulership and Cheval>Kitasan and Ace>Admire Groove and CesarioThat's all clones in Tracen, right?
>>2543259What the hell happened to /hug/?
>>2543259the /v/mapyoi danchou deserves to be whipped for his unfaithfulness
I need that picture of Benis mogging Orfevre to win an internet discussion, anyone have it?
The greed
>>2543269Benis?
>>2543271And my whoma.... gets nothing...
>>2543253>Sunday Silence choked the American Triple Crown and then went on to be an extremely successful sire>Northern Dancer choked the American Triple Crown and then went on to be an extremely successful sireWeird coincidence. Is jobbing the Belmont Stakes the secret ingredient to creating a dominant sire lineage?
>>2543265Nobody will convince me that espoir city isn't a clone of akikawa
>>2543248They can have the uma version be a prim and proper lady type that gets her racewear caught on the starting gate and runs the entirety of the Japan Cup in her frilly underwear without noticing it until the end while wondering why no one in the audience is applauding her for winning
>>2543271memewhile others starve and never hit any growth spurts due to malnurishment
>>2543265Saying that all horses look the same is incredibly racist
>>2543277Hmmm...
>>2543276Canonical event, you either job the triple crown or you have a successfully uma lineage, can't have it both ways.
>>2543256MaQueen wish she can restore a land covered in volcanic ash
>>2543259Do any clubs grant asylum to victims of political persecution? Danchou keeps persecuting my flat trainees with frivolous lawsuits (resulting in mood downs) and in my last career one of the legacies didn't turn up at all; I have strong evidence that she was bribed to do so. Meanwhile a bot in club chat is always spamming about the supposed benefits of disgusting blobs of fat tissue. I won't be able to take it much longer.
Was bored and was thinking about setting up one of those communal tier lists like the one we had the other day, though I think a fun idea might be to see who /vm/a's most anticipated umas are. Any input on if I should change the tiers or what the deadline should be? I'm thinking either 12 or 24 hours.
>>2543293How does this work does it take an average of what everyone votes or something?
>>2543292No
>>2543295average, mean, and mode
>>2543215It was shown off a while ago brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUWulReroa4
>>2543292Sure, we only look down on club hoppers within /v/
>>2543293How would the ranking work? Is it about average /vm/arian opinion of an uma, or the amount of fans? Make sure to make a "best newma of all time, everyone should pull" tier and throw Bubble Gum Fellow there btw
>>2543293Just make a poll instead; one answer per anon.
>>2543302Honestly I kinda like the idea of seeing how this average tier list works, but this could work too
If Chrono isn't in SS tier, I will be disappointed
>>2543293Damn did that take you forever to set up? I think I could have exported the config for the last tier list, not that it would be easy to get my attention.
>>2543302One uma out of like 71? Damn...
>>2543301The former mostly. It's more about finding out how popular an unreleased uma is amongst /vm/arians. I can't elaborate on the positions within the site, but the rankings would go>SS - I need her NOW>S - I can't wait until she comes out>A - I'm really looking forward to her>B - I can wait>C - Don't really care>>2543302I thought about that, but a lot of data would be missing.>>2543307Took me like 20 odd minutes to set up. Was a bit tedious.
>>2543315Yeah mine had twice as many umas so it took quite a while. My sympathies. The site really needs a way to mass import images.
>>2543269benis :DDDD
>>2543315I never did one of those before so I vastly prefer it over a poll, would be nice for me to setup my personal which umas I need which is all of them, but some more than others (can't wait for the three sisters to drain all my savings...)
>>2543315Rank inflation is stupid. I would just do>A rankWill pull her 100% no matter what.>B rankLooking forward to learning more about her, will throw at least a cheeky tenner.>C rankNo strong feelings.>D rankFuck no.
I think I'm going to post the tier list on the hour and leave it up for 24 hours. 24 hours will ensure that everyone; Americans, Eurobros and Ausfags alike will have a chance/time to do their list.
>>2543329>3 sistersBeeblos, chevachi, and verxina? Tell me about verxina btw, i know nothing about her at all
>>2543330That's pretty much the same as the ones I have in mind, sans the SS tier. I probably could just compress the two into one.
>>2543332KWABxina...
>>2543331Yes but make sure to mention it a few times in between otherwise someone who enters the thread won't see it
>>2543332fit for bullying
>>2543330I would say>A rankWill spark if I have to>B tierWill roll if I can afford it>C tierMaybe a cheeky tenner>D tierNot interested>F tierGET HER AWAY FROM ME
>>2543340I can't guarantee I'll be available at all times, but I'll try and post reminders when I can and if it seems appropriate.
>>2543332She's refined and ladylike just like Donna, but also has that dog in her because she's the loser of the two. It doesn't reach seething levels like Shion though.
>>2543332https://litter.catbox.moe/ula0hoy269dbp98q.mp4
Helios Hint (still don't have Mile Corners or Speed Eater) or Marvy Hint (Still don't have THH)?
/vm/a will surely put the chronic racing gambler on S tier right?
I seen a lot of smut pairing beeblos and berxina, but never cheval
>>2543257NSM with red shift + dober it is
>>2543343I can already see that the majority of these will follow a basic ahh F distribution >>2543351Win variation is a seether? Damn... I really know jackshit about newmas. On the other hand finding out about thrm when theyre closer to release would make more sense. >>2543352Bee
>>2543366chevacchi is not erotic, even if she has the largest chest among the three
>>2543354Helios, you have more chances of getting something useful
>>2543366she's ugly
>>2543376>>2543372>outfit designed to always show off her belly buttonWhy would you lie
https://www.tiercast.app/list/v1ty015i/voteAlright here's the link for the tier list. Feel free to interpret the list how you like, this really just a measure of how much you're looking forward to an uma coming to global, whether it be for gameplay purposes or story/character interest. The list will be up for 24 hours and you'll need to place every uma to submit your vote. I'll try and post reminders when I can after a sufficient amount of time has passed. I'm looking forward to seeing who /vm/a is looking forward to the most.The tier list will close at 6:00 AM PST sharp tomorrow. Also a fun little thing to note is that the further down an uma is on the list, the longer it'll take for her to come to global (except Sirius for some reason)
I only have Mile 3* in my Grandparents and trying to get Falco to trigger it is pure pain
>>2543332Ironically verxina is the one I know the least, I actually learned about the sisters because my Korean fren kept gushing nonstop about vivlos and he sold me on her easily since our tastes are very much the same kek.verxina is the pampering onee-san that dotes on her little sisters, I mainly want her to complete the collection, feels wrong to have chevachi and vivlos and not have the onee-san too, it was the same reason why I rolled for both dia and kitasan
Why would anyone waste time talking about Chevacchi anymore? She's been superseded by Rulership, who is strictly better.
>>2543401Well Rulership isn't playable, so we cannot judge
>failed a 4% trainingAnnnnd that's enough uma. I'm going to sleep.
>>2543293https://litter.catbox.moe/a6aykbituquhnap9.pngCards? What cards? I don't need cards!
>>2543392That artist expicitly prohibits reuploading his art, even on boorus>>2543395Interesting! If ill get interested in beeblos or chev, ill CONSIDER her as well then!
>>2543401>HOLY SHIT TWO CAKES
cock ball won
>>2543401I like Chevacchi's seiyuu.
>CB already alone in S tierThe CBganda machine cannot be stopped
>CBfags started their propaganda campaign a few days ago>Suddenly everyone wants her C and B'sNOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICING
Machan bros...what happened
>>2543432...who?
>that evil contrarian /v/ spirit telling me to put CB in F to fuck with the votes
machan WON
>>2543436Vote with your heart, anon, I guarantee you that I am the only one who put Kraft and Pandora in S tier
>>2543441>Vote with your heartAnd dick!
>>2543441I will... Later, im too tired now. Also based unique taste
Bubblegumbro...
>>2543449LATER NIGGA DAMN
>>2543388Sweet, gonna do it now
>>2543417More like 4
bros announcing their votes like they're masturbating
>Is arguably the face of /v/ma>Jobs to a boomer named Mr. Cock and Balls
>find a video about helios on youtube>scroll down to comments>some chink having a melty about "wei" being disrespectful to the chinese historyCan (your) oshi BTFO'd the chinese like Helios?
>>2543465torenahs are only loyal to their cocks and balls
>>2543468>reading youtube comments
For me it's the bookworm and the fat fuck that can't swim to save her life
>>2543276>>2543284Let's wait and see what American Pharaoh's spawn does
>>2543474>can't swimIs it because milk is denser than water and her massive jugs are bringing her down?
>>2543470I want her to play with my cock and balls IF you know what I mean...
I put sirius symboli in D tier because this is a p2w nigger game mechanic
>>2543481the fat fuck is Hishi Miracle and you canonically bully her with the consent of everyone else
Her name? Mr Coal Burner.
>>2543485I know the Architect council can't wait to get to work on Hishi Miracle
>>2543483This Toriena is into CBT
>>2543489daiwabro btw don't know if that matters
>>2543484Her character is much worse and everyone who disagrees is a cuck
>>2543477https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pharoah#Notable_progeny
Bikobros...
How did everyone interpret the tiers? I personally went with something like>SAlready 100% sold on and will definitely be rolling for no matter what. I only put one uma in this tier and it's Sweep>AStrong interested for reasons besides just gameplay strength. Will probably roll for unless doing so would completely brick my pulling plan>BModerate interest, either as a character or for gameplay reasons. Will consider rolling for if I have carats to spare>CPassing interest. Don't currently care enough to plan on rolling, but I could see myself becoming more interested in the future if their uma stories or other in-game appearances are good>DNo interest. Most of the umas I put here were just the ones I knew nothing about, but there were a couple outliers who I do know a bit about and simply don't find appealing
>>2543501>Cafe Pharoah>win G1 dirt twice>Kept getting sent to yearly humiliation ritual at turfWhy did they do this??
>>2543505Any uma you put in S tier, I put in D tier. Any uma you put in D tier, I put in S tier
>>2543505S: I plan on rolling for theseA: I want these but not 30k carats badB: I don't want them as much as the ones in AC: I don't want them as much as the ones in BD: Who?
>>2543276no, the secret ingredient is placing in belmont, unlike St Legers and its other equivalents belmont is really good for a sire>>2543481mirako and oguri just hated swimming unlike most other horses
>>2543512Who is this cute little uma and how fat is her belly?
I'm honestly surprised to see Shion as high as she is. I didn't know she had that many fans here.
>>2543505>SMust pull.>AWill pull if the carats allow for it.>BCute but not necessary.>CDon't care.>DGetting spooked by these bricks my account.
>>2543510many of the most renowned horses in nip history started off on dirt before coming to turf
>>2543229People who just want to be left alone will forever be at the mercy of people for whom "the cause" is their whole reason for being, who have the devotion to... "do it for free".
ikuno... MIDtus...
>>2543517Hishi Miracle, and she's pretty fat and lazy
>>2543519Her propaganda has been subtle but effective. Personally I want to see her seething and her ballerina motif does make my dick happy
>>2543523There's a difference between that and whatever this is
i honestly believe an endcloser is going to win the stakes this time
>>2543489is it american hours already?
>>2543267I destroyed all the flatliners and imposed a 500k fan a week club quota, we are still taking any willing anons, the rest of the rules regarding admission remain the same.Im also working on new fanart for the thread, the "election" race gave me an idea.
>>2543533I hope it's Golshi because of the massive amounts of Taishin memes it could produce.
>>2543484l'arc bros... not like this..
>>2543515Traditional Belmont Stakes is also the longest g1 dirt race in the world at 1 1/2 miles (not counting 2020, 2024-2026 where it was/isn't being run at full distance) so being able to finish that race without gassing out is an impressive feat
>>2543533had a mile A gold ship beat my turf S mile S falcon that i posted yesterday
>>2543519I'm sure this anon is smiling wherever he is
Any jiggers?https://jiggie.fun/lUaRob
>>2543558I really need more Shion art, but it's hard to come across it seems.
>>2543558why is every end closer a chud
>>2543565>I really need more Shion artYou mean cute, cool, sexy, nsfw? Or any kind of art really
>>2543388Fuck you and FUCK newmas(except for like 2 of them)
>>2543577Absolute SHIT taste
>>2543577is your main pastime just breathing air?
>>2543577Also I would have put Almond Eye in a tier of her own at FF++ shit tier if I could have
numas lost
but where did /vm/a put the line on newmas?
>>2543588I like Daring Heart, so every uma after that.
why does beema hate black people?
>>2543588everyone is a newma until they spook me
>>2543590>Daring Heartlaunch or reveal?
>>2543604Launch? Like two or three weeks ago
>>2543577>CB in C tierI did not know is possible for a man to be this gay
>>2543604Launch>>2543599This too desuwa.
>>2543388This is awful to use on mobile
C.B. is too sexy man. Cant wait for her
>>2543588Some anon said every uma released after Topro is a newma and I'm inclined to agree with him.
what went wrong?
>>2543606>That see-through wet shirt
>>2543388>SWill go all the way to pity if needed>A5 ten pulls if I have enough restraint, 10 if I don't>BSingle ten pull if I have enough restraint >CPaid solos >DI don't care!
oooohhh mai gaaahhhhi actually went back into the mines. i just feel it in my blood that i have to keep fighting to make the best falcon that i possibly can. even though my pasa parent is terrrible
>>2543588Anything released this year is a newma
>>2543625Too bratty for anons
Stop posting CB please I'm gonna get a boner at work
>>2543580>>2543581Day of the rope for newmafags can't come soon enough
>>2543606This is one good AI art
>>2543619I just looked down and my body and sighed
>>2543638what are you planning on doing in like, six months when the newmas are nowmas
>>2543606Still technically a newma just be glad I didn't lump her in with the rest
>>2543646Pull for cards that will help my wife win CMs
>>2543643>wtf is this AI?>look closer at the pants>seams and buttons are all nonsense>it is>I didn't notice>mfw
>Didn't finish a career for my dailies because I glued them allSHIIIT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
>>2543650I mainly noticed because I recognize the art style from the doujins I read before, then took a closer look. Was sure he didn't draw umas last time I checked.
>>2543650>>2543606Jesus Christ it is, we are fucked
>>2543650>C.B moved down on the mean tier list
>>2543630Were you guys actually borrowing Helios for Escape Artist? ._. Did I fuck up?
>>2543648Your wife is going to job to Machan, Rickey, and CB
>>2543647>pre-TV anime character>newmaSo you have shit taste AND a retard as well, who would've guessed?
>>2543625I put Rubert in B because I really like her designDon't know enough about her to confidently rank her higher than that
>>2543650I think i like AI now
>>2543662She gives great skill hints too
>>2543388What's the point of the download image if it won't show everything?
>>2543670I feel like I have to borrow NTR over it
>>2543662im not, but people with a stronger deck maybe couldi found that even mile S is not enough speed to consistently win with, therefore i need NTRi previously ran fuku because i am terminally low on clocks and just couldnt afford to lose races
>>2543625
>>2543670this, helios is actually great this CM, both SR and SSR
>S - Spark or die>A - Will roll for if possible>B - Undecided >C - Can't see myself rolling for them>D - No thanksPeople might shit on me for this
>CB fell to A
>>2543625I like her solely because of this fanart. I'm into this kind for some reason
Why is Mejiro Ramonu so high? I thought you guys hated her
>>2543677>rob roy is S>air whossiah is B>dicktus is C for whatever reasonDoesn't make much sense
For me, it's the Median, the most robust statistical estimator
>>2543682She's really REALLY pretty, I like her obsessive autism over racing and stuff like being for (You) is one of the things I don't care about so I'm definitely rolling for her
>>2543682aster rigged the poll
>>2543682ASTER damage control
>>2543683>rob roy is Sthis makes a lot of sense actually, we love donkeys here
>>2543680curb your despair fetish
>>2543671>>2543628>>2543577Air Shakur LOVE
>>2543682I like my hags, simple as.
>>2543696No. I will however blame kancolle for it
https://www.transfernow.net/dl/202606039As3COBxOkay, I got my run uploaded. Would any nice anons be willing to offer some advice on what I'm doing wrong. Obviously the luck-based stuff like shop items and aptitude inspiration I have no control over
>>2543663So? She already jobs to the current umas
>>2543683>luv bookworms simple as>got spooked by her in jp and she looked cute, maybe recency bias>something about her just doesn't fit well with me and i can't tell what
>>2543709>speed and stam sparksbro that's not GL and that's a fucking MILEsingle kitasan is more than enough with 3 wit and 10% speed growth
>>2543683>Big titty, nerdy, shy, glasses, shortstack, bookworm donkeyShe appeals to me like you wouldn't believe
>>2543709I'm like 1 minute in and I see you on high energy and clicking on 1 girl on wit without even checking the other options. What's up with that? There could be 4 girls on power or something.
I hope you guys realize that in order for Rob to like you you need to read actual books. And no UmaxTorena smut does not count
>>2543729I read Momoka's doujins and she shares the same voice as her. I think that's enough
>>2543657>Was sure he didn't draw umas last time I checked.It's a real shame, he draws some good stuff.
>>2543729i read plenty of actual books
>>2543726if you're at 1:48 then I did check other training>>2543720anons in yesterdays thread advised me to use that deck, and my home grown parents are what they are. I don't have a great selection because I was aiming for turf/end sparks instead of mile
Pixels are fucked but bear with me anons I had to do it on phone, anyway here is my tier list.>S tier: I'll get this uma no matter what, I'll even use THAT to make it happen.>A tier: I'm planning on pulling but not enough to use that, will have to plan carefully on my roll economy, failing that I shall get them on a rerun.>B tier: interested but only if I have surplus rolls, if I don't tough luck>C tier: I don't know enough about that uma to decide/would be nice to have but I am in no hurry to get them.>D tier: doesn't really appeal to me so I won't be pulling for them.
>>2543729The concept of self inserting as a trainer already requires you to fantasize about a version of you that is capable of being one so worrying about aiming for a girl that's way out of your league in one way or another is pointless
Speaking of Rob Roy, I watched a translation of her uma story's first 4 episodes a while ago and it was EXTREMELY kinoI ended up actively making space for her in my rolling plan because there's no fucking way I'll be able to resist the urge to roll for her after watching her story again in the actual game
>>2543709Need to make dinner now but I'll try to respond some time today.
>>2543729I think that's not necessary. Digitan's entire career was her misunderstand that you're also an otaku. The trainer in her story is actually clueless about most things she's sperging about.
OH NO NO NO C.BROS DONT LOOK
>>2543729I read SRPG/VN hybrids that are longer than most books, does that count?
Is there a way to see the results again without having to vote?
>>2543749>botting the poll to be a contrarianCongrats dude
>>2543752Change the "vote" at the end of the URL to "results".
>>2543729Does VN count?
I don't like sirius symboli but I will pull her to win l'arc
>>2543729Sorry the best I can do is fantasy novels.
>>2543729Fuark I have to do my reading reps now.Well I have always wanted to read The Brothers Karamazov. I used to be a big reader in school, I simply lost the habit due to university, vidya, life and other interests.
I have newma fatigue
>>2543771I just don't like most of newma's overdesigns
Newmas are inevitable
>>2543770>I simply lost the habit due to universityThat's a crazy thing to hear. Pursuing higher learning made you lose your desire to read books.
"Newma" seething is so forced than I'm sure it's one anon replying to himself or 2 at most
How often does Helios consider Palmer?
what's machan's personality aside from being the third wheel in daiwa and vodka's lesbian relationship?
>>2543776Overdesign complaint is more common than you think
>>2543774Neoliberal propaganda
>>2543732>>2543750>>2543763Please read actual books>>2543767Isn't that what Rob likes too?
>>2543778That'd be spoiling her career.>>2543781Blame the Rebooblicans taking office.
>>2543771If you fatigue now then the future's just going to suck for you, can't say I sympathize.
>>2543770>Well I have always wanted to read The Brothers KaramazovI only read crime and punishment from Dostoiévski back in high school, I don't remember much after so many years but the oppressive feeling and paranoia stayed with me (much like my time in college)
>>2543775Nono, it just consumed so much of my time and attention span that I just wanted to relax afterwards. Do sports, play vidya, shitpost here, etc. School was easy af so I could spend the rest of my time on a more cerebral hobby, but uni(engineering) fucked me up and my hobbies became duller and mostly to relax instead. It is what it is. Now that I'm a wagie and I have free time again I have picked up more interesting and engaging hobbies again. But I should read a book here and there, so this is a good excuse.
>>2543789They aren't newmas once they're in global
Describe the appeal of standing paizuri
>>2543741>D tier>not pulling for the jongersngmi
>>2543780>>2543773After starrail and playing chinese gachas i think umamusume isn't so offensive on over designs
>>2543796After playing mahjong I learned that I both too retarded for jong and that hate mahjong so I shall not pull for the jongers.
>>2543709schedule is... what the fuck is this, where's tiara, why do you blindly follow its SPRINTS without checking the MILE races for rival hints>not buying all the hammers you seefirst mant week mistake>buying BOTH circles on style skills mid-careerthat's enraging and useless at the same time>that energy managmentgritting my teeth in absolute awe>skillsWHY THE RECOVERY and useless accels too
>>2543794You won't get it, you're too short
>>2543805Actually I don't get it because I am too tall and it just sounds uncomfortable
>>2543782I guess sorta? Until she actually comes out what I get she reads is more fairy tales and folk lore. Rather than Lord of the Rings and the Wheel of Time, or the Chronicles of the Black Company.
>>2542843She releases like a week before MANT ends
What do you think Umas will do after they retire?
>>2543816get pregnant
>>2543809>>2543794Height gap, the fact you are so imposing and taller than said uma that she literally has to work around by doing paizuri standing standing is an exquisite feeling of dominance by trainees.
>>2543740I was at 0:55But it seems like a trend. You just click the race popup without ever looking at the trainings? I'll take a training with lots of umas on it for friendship gains over a junior G3. It could have been the difference between getting everyone up to rainbow-level before summer, or getting earlier wit rainbows on training turns. I wouldn't buy the second level of corners or straightaway skills until the end of the run. The second level isn't very cost effective.Cat food is the most useless item you can buy.King has a B in medium but you aren't doing any medium races. You should be trying to get the triple tiara.She has an A in sprint and I think you're missing some sprint G1s in the schedule.It's too difficult to watch this anymore. If I try to skip around the video or fast forward too fast, it glitches out and never recovers.
>>2543794Also it's less of a planned love making thing and more like an animalistic compulsion. You can't hold back so you just rape her tits right there. She's so alluring that you can't resist, and her tits are at just the right height.
>>2543791I get you anon, college was soul crushing for me and I hated the experience from start to finish, being freed from it made much happier now that I am just an wagie, I got time for me and my hobbies like the occasional writing fagging, shit posting and just playing and watching whatever I want
>>2543821Ah I get it, dominance, I guess I just don't like shorties enough
>S - Pull until pity>A - Selector (maybe)>B - Umas that are hot>C - Umas that are funny>D - NoBased on my pull plan, I can only afford two uma banners because I need to pull the meta support cards. Everything is fucked.
>>2543831Just do like me and never pull for cards again (except when using THAT..)
I am going to start building CM16 parents. What accel should I be looking at?
>>2543849depends
This game will give me LITERALLY ANYTHING other than the last Ayabe guts.
>>2543804I got the recovery because anons in the last thread said stam requirement was around 600-700I stopped buying hammers because I figured it was better to focus on getting stat books and such. I dunno how better to manage my energy, I already use wit training as much as I can without sacrificing other trainings>>2543823I bought the cat food because Akikawa gauge wasn't high enough to get the event for unique level upIn my experience trying to run races with B aptitude just ends up being frustrating. I used the schedule template that keeps getting posted here, so I thought I was safe. So, basically I need to stop just following the schedule and customise each run around the rival hints? Annoyingly that's what I did when MANT first dropped and got called a fucking retard for doinggood to know. I'm already cooked for round 1, so I'll bear all that in mind for future reference
>>2542706im the same guy yea, i just draw at a snail's pace
>>2543855Man I love your style, glad to still have you around
>>2543849Late race starts on a corner so angling and redshift should work right?plancha is also good in short tracks
>>2543849Festive Miracle
>>2543855FUCKINGWUV YOU!!!
>>2543855draw more anon!!
>>2543853>I bought the cat food because Akikawa gauge wasn't high enough to get the event for unique level upI'm not sure if I have missed the unique level up a single time in MANTIf you're picking your races based on which ones have rivals instead of blindly following the schedule, her meter should be plenty high every time.>Annoyingly that's what I did when MANT first dropped and got called a fucking retard for doingWell you didn't hear that from me, but I almost never give out advice in threads. Personally, I only schedule G1s, as many G1s as I can, even if I have B or sometimes C aptitudes, and never schedule G2/G3s. I choose which G2/G3s based on whether there's a rival, what skill hints it could give me, how badly I need shop points.
>>2543625I'm hoping more people get turned on to her closer to her release. Her relationship with her trainer seems really cute and unique. I think the main issue now is that she's mostly known as Helios's simp target and nothing else.
It is surprisingly easy to miss the junior year unique level up if you're running a medium-long schedule
>>2543853>stam requirementends are absolutely fine with 600 stam and good guts and skil, that shitty one at that, is a sp waste>I dunno how better to manage my energyNEVER PRESS THE BOTTOM OPTION AFTER RACES unless you are lower than 20 and higher than 10 energyand never waste charms for shit like 12% faiulre rate when you have a 20 energy bottle>I bought the cat food becauseyou didn't choose the right races with rival hints, they boost akikawa A LOT>trying to run races with B aptitudemiles are horrible, sprints are random, in medium is not a big deal and in longs you just need the stam and C is enough>stop just following the schedule and customise each run around the rival hintsyeah kinda except the g1 epithets, also in most cases including junior year you do 2 races - 1 flex turn instead of 1-1, and you can abuse late dec for no 3-4 in a row debuff chance
>>2543878well, thanks for taking the time to give me some advice anyway. Even if it's too late for this CM, I appreciate itis there even another CM before MANT ends? hopefully I can get at least one win
>>2543855Glad you're still around!
>>2543865>redshiftlol>planchalmao even
>>2543891Yeah, I get that the schedule is kneecapping me. I'll revise it.I was never sure which G3/2 races were part of epithets
>>2543907>G3/2 races were part of epithetsyou shouldn't bother with that, most of them is +5/+5
You know what maybe 12 sprint sparks is enough
>>2543865As a Late enjoyer I love Redshift but you need something that puts you into 5th or better first. Cheer Halo, Pump Iron, etc. But it's really good imo.Plancha is lol tier. If you are 2nd or 1st you are already winning, and the effect is minuscule. I'd much much rather have Barcarole, Emperor's Might, or Triumphant Pulse for end race speed.
>>2543907This site shows you epithets and can give you a customizable schedule depending on uma and aptitudeshttps://race.daftuyda.moe/
>>2543441i also put pandora high on the list, i never realized there was a blonde with twintails and i love those designs, going to check the umareader now
So are they both referred to as Love or...
>finally get a medium S after 5 days>glue stats because shop never gave megaphones or energy recoverysomeone genuinely needs to be beheaded for this scenario
what fucking stats do I need for Hopeless? first attempt with B medium and Daring Strike and Kingu just ate 5 clocks with no win
>>2543932>Still in loveStil-lu>Loves only youSomeone else can answer that
>>2543922Keep me updated, I placed her there because I one of my goals is the entire Team Ascella
>2 nuked runs alreadyyep yep, I'm giving up for todayI was never going to win the CM anyway, so there's no need to stress
how are you guys holding up waiting for your oshi in 3 years
>>2543954I enjoy the ones I have right now and run them
I want to impregnate No Reason
>>2543954I am so glad I already have my wife and her alt
>>25439543 years? but mine is tomorrow
>>2543954I already have my kamioshi and I will be pulling for her alt and hopefully I get to 5* her on the same day
>>2543954I'll figure it out along the way.
>>25439543 years? I guess maybe she could have a new alt in 3 years
>>2543954I still don't have an oshi, just umas I really really like...
>>2543970cute image
What is so good about the YADA monster?
This is simply my pull desire. D are Uma I simply no absolutely nothing about so I can't really rank them.
>>2543954Couldn't be me. I only like horses who were strong IRL, so I don't need anyone who wasn't in the launch roster.
>>2543977I refuse to believe you know nothing about Still in Love or Gran Alegria
>>2543982I know Still in Love's name, and could not tell you anymore than that. Genuinely never heard of the other.
My stash is looking good
Perhaps...I am too greedy...
https://www.tiercast.app/list/v1ty015i/voteI'm going to sleep so I'll repost the link to the tier list. Again, feel free to interpret the list how you like, this really is just a measure of how much you're looking forward to an uma coming to global, whether it be for gameplay purposes or story/character interestThe list will be up for 24 hours (21 at the time of this post) and you'll need to place every uma to submit your vote. If you guys bake a new bread I wouldn't mind if you put it in the OP, but that's up to the bakers. Either way I'll repost the link after I wake up.The tier list will close at 6:00 AM PST sharp tomorrow.
QUICK CM 16 ACCEL GUIDE because i feel like itDO:>a&s (1)>final push (1, only 50% to do nothing)>bb (3-4)>sfv (3-4 but worse)>pump (6)MAYBE (gamble = not worth it):>red shift (5-1 needs delaying)>condor's fury (7-4 needs delaying)>FloweryManeuver lol (7-5 needs delaying)DON'T (do nothing)>plancha>mpb>spurt>tracen cheer
>>2543972>pull for someone i'd think is my oshi>get bored after building her for two CMs >think of someone else>repeatthis is just like my dating life and i despise it
The only good newma is a dead newma
>>2543978Forever Young, Gentildonna, and Orfevre are the 2nd, 4th, and 5th highest earning horses of all time worldwide.
>>2543992>MPB>BadGreat, looks like Lates are shit yet another CN
>>2543992Is it going to be Pace City like Capricorn? That was refreshing
>>2543992Triple pace GODS, its our time
>>2543995Young I get and sorta understand OrfevreBut Gentil?
>>2543993nothing wrong with this, i respect the people bringing their favorite for every single CM but im having fun trying out different umas in different races
They're advertising Uma at Dodgers games
>>2543954My oshi has been in since launch. The next one I need is Helios, but Palmer's career gave me enough of her to tide me over until Fall.
>>2544008Doesn't that need Torenahs signature too?
>>2544005That's the Dbacks stadium, i think cygames is one of their sponsors because i saw an ad for GBFVSR last year
>>2544008Umas tricking their trainers into signing marriage certificates is an epidemic and must be stopped
>>2544005Is that the same owner as Chelsea? I hope those blokes are run better man lmao
>>2544015Yeah I noticed that after I posted it I just assumed it was Dodgers stadium since they're the most popular team in the sport
>>2544008raisu would be 1000% better if she was actively mean to others, idc about her meek persona i know cygames wanted to make her evil
>>2543954I've had my oshi since my first 3* pull. That being said I must continue to wait patiently until CB comes out and then I feel truly complete.
>Two gold chains complete in right after debut>good item shop rng>fail training > double mood down>improve mood>race fatigue>improve mood>race fatigue > skin troublesI hate this fucking game
Come on CB isn't THAT big a deal
>>2544019a spot in Dodgers stadium probably costs more than what they invested in porting the game to global
>>2543988What the fuck is this
>>2544026CB is so for (you) it's unbelievable.
How do I look at the results without vooting? I don't wanna give out my info
Why does Taishin struggle so much in MANT?
>>2543995okay I guess I'll have to use my new oshi orfevre in every applicable cm
>>2544026>Just kidding haha
>>2543709Post cards
>>2544035>>2544026Stallions cannot be for (You)
>>2544037BROCKEDBROCKEDNONE OF YOU ARE FREE TO RUN WITHOUT GETTING STUCK
>>2544026>Just kidding, haha.>...unless?
>>2544036Put in the same url but replace vote with results
>>2544037It's not just MANT she's always been a jobber in career races in URA and Unity as well
>>2544035Like mother like daughter
>>2544037front chud scenario
>>2544040up to date aside from Nishino Flower at MLB
>>2544001Triple Tiara winner and back to back Japan Cup wins starting that same year.Good international success (watch the 2014 Dubal Sheema Classic) and she won the 2014 Arima Kinen as her retirement race which actually accounts for most of her winnings.
>>2544035FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Yawn, good morning /v/ma.You ARE ready to grind MANT right
>>2544062>she won the 2014 Arima Kinen as her retirement race which actually accounts for most of her winnings.that is one stacked lineup
>>2544068Fuck you
>>2544068I did all of my borrows in MANT two days in a row and didn't quit a single career
>>2544068thanks i don't want to do my borrows now
I just found out that mr cocka ball has intrinsic encroaching shadow and uma stan so now I'm interested in her but how does she get in to a good position for the start of late race without being able to get daring strike from mr cb support?
>>2544068I've slimed my last eight careers because I didn't get anything from inspiration
>>2544071One day...
>>2544068Yep yep, shat out my third S+ cope ace now back to the sprint mines!
>>2544084Do you do it for the First one or wait for the secons inspo?
>>2544071>Meisho MamboShe IS real!
>>2543975everything
>>2543954I already have Cafe so I will manage to hold on until her wedding dress releases.
>>2544050Triple speed would be better than what you are doing if you aren't gutsmaxxing, deck doesn't really allow for it though with the CB borrow. Swap the SSR Shakur to Taishin SR. I watched at double speed while eating, so I'm not sure if you are relying on the Shakur for a potential spurt hint or not, but Taishin will give you better trainings. See if you can't dig up a decent borrow parent with spurt and other end sparks. Other anons have already said but forget about stamina sparks and bring more power. This is obviously a wildly different deck to yours, and I'm committing to the late gamble, but this is with 14 power sparks and no other stats. Stamina can and will come through off of post race stats and shop items more often than not so far in my experiences. You need to keep in mind that between post career stat drops and using gold hammers on all three races you will pretty much be getting a 100 boost to all stats as well, so things may look worse than they are.
>>2543954she's a 2* at least so even if i will continue to be a broke ass i'll get her anyways
>>2543650I don't get how there are still people that think AI is>nigger eating spaghett tierAnd remember that image was likely generated by some faggot on a mid tier home PC using a free or cheap AI image generator. There's way more advanced stuff
>>2544078CB doesn't need daring strike her unique is gold ship unique but even better because it triggers in the second half of the midleg and has special scaling to help her catch up.
>>2544087first one of course but that already feels like an eternity because the passage of time feels slow when you're doing something you don't want to do
>8th place>clock >1st place by 4+ lengths>Repeat every single race until you can't clock anymoreI LOVE TRAINING BACKLINERS
>>2543625I put her in S tier and rearranged my pull plans months ago for her
>>2544092my last toast in the bread, but I appreciate the input. My parent choice was more based on who had potential mile sparks than the stats. I have a poor selection, so I run with what I have. I also have to get all my end sparks from borrowed parents, which has limited options.
CBganda has made me want to have unprotected sex for reproducing purposes more than anything else in this world. CBganda is dark magic guys
>>2544068BORN TO GRINDI AM CHRONO STRONGEST SOLDIER
>>2544099ok I'll get her instead of sirius to win l'arc
>>2544110The meta of L'Arc is neo universe if you strictly wanna metafag. But everyone is pretty good in that track, I won mine with eishin flash.
>>2544097>And remember that image was likely generated by some faggot on a mid tier home PC using a free or cheap AI image generator.Hello, speaking as both some faggot with what I suppose is a mid tier PC by 2026 standards AND someone who gens his own material to 'enjoy' from time to time, it's really not at all difficult to set up something like Forge to use your 3070 for decent gens with minimal effort. Getting it to spit out some of the finer details (I'm using this term rather lightly here) in this CB art I would almost guarantee you this is someone who gens the base shit and then touches it up themselves.
>>2543954My oshi isn't even designed yet
>>2544118Who?
>>2544103Some nigger was trying to tell me he never clocks his ends and I wanted to rip his eyes out as I watch my end Maya with every skill and stat imaginable job the Arima Kinen
>>2544122CDN
>>2544122skibidi rizz
>>2544122KYR
>>2544122Phar Lap
>>2544124NTA but i never clock my ends
My oshi isn't even a foal yet
>>2544122Romantic Warrior
>>2544122The curren simp.
The league selection hasn't opened yet, right?
>>2544132could be worse
>>2544143Could be worse, could be that Golshi kid whose leg broke during a race...like, dangling...
>>2544114>I won mine with eishin flash.Based WWII enthusiast.
I never clock my fronts
>>2544141It did, CM is finally tomorrow
>>2544153you never trained Kitasan
>>2544117I'm more talking about gov access stuff that plebs don't have access too. The tech to create multi minute long realistic videos is probably already out there.
>>2544122Kidslookintouchable
>>2544143>lose Niigata>clock>lose again>clock again>finally win>John Niigata sends an assassin to kill youI think I'll just skip Niigata Stakes from now on.
>>2544122Lovcen
>>2544114Best strategy for l'arc?
>>2544097Trvth nvke
>>2544154I thought 4th was only for the selection. Alright then time to login.
>away from home for a few days>have to read through several thousand posts to catch upcan you guys slow down please
>>2544132Sorry, anon, your oshi had a twin and they both were aborted
>>2544173hmmm nyo bwo
>watching secretariat race in belmont stakes as he absolutely dominates every single horse and winning by 31 lengths.Umas for this feel?
>>2544122Daiwa Major
>>2544181symboli rudolf
>>2544173ask your favorite LLM to summarize the threads
>>2544170Assuming no front heavy lobby pace=late>end>front, front heavy lobby is the opposite
>>2544173You don't need to reed every fucking post are you retarded?
>>2544173That's why I always stay glued here, I honestly couldn't live without seeing one thread a day
>>2544181The hag.
>>2544191Its this shrimple.Train a bot to read the thread and decide whether its worth backreading or not. Simple as
63526120
>>2544189Nta but I do, and yes I am very much retarded but I like /v/ma so it's enjoyable
>>2544157I can't believe I'm gonna have to do it again next CM, I just wanna run Tittysan for god's sake!
>>2544173Here's a wordcloud of the last thread, that should be all you need.
>>2544201Gemini room
>>2544207Oguri... LOST?
>>2544207>End FrontsTruly a feel
>>2544207>rooms game fun yeahYeppers
>>2544207>Die falco tashinVery true
>>2544207
>>2544187Finally a legitimate use for AI
>>2544207This is something /vg/ does. We don't need it
>>2544206Just buy angling asap. Unlike people here I never had to use Clocks on Kitasan, found her easy to train, and she almost won me plat(Lost Pisces by a head ;_;)
450 stam should be enough for kikkasho no? It killed my run in one go...
>>2544207>Guy hoursVery true.
>>2544223bwo...
End lobbies make my Kingu sadRound 282166510
>>2544226yeah it should be, you're locked into running it anyways missing the triple crown is bad
>>2544226Yes. It's just RNG sloppa.
>>2544226Usually it is. If you're training for Gemini you should probably be doing tiara schedule though.
>>2544207>Mile Daiwaexcuse the sloppa buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpMzD8Q1fQg
>>2544189>bwo doesn't read my posts
>>2544239Is that true of mile TTers as well?
>50 carrat golden box in TT I'm rich! See you NEVER, losers!
>>2544207COW SLOP
>>2544232My late gamble is on struggle street tonight it seemsRound 391122425
So.... has anyone here eaten Haskap berry before?
>>2544223Agreed that we don't need it every thread.
>>2544245For TT you want enough stam to survive all the 1800m tracks, so you need more stam than you do for Gemini. If your deck/spark setup gets enough to do Kikuka Sho then you can still do crowns, but if you (like me) don't want to spend too much time on TT it's much easier to just go tiara and get your TT uma done in 1 or 2 runs.
>>2544259No but I'd try one
Finally...after all these.months, its complete...
Should flat umas be considered umas at all?
>>2544283Flatmas are the ONLY kind of umas
my danchud is flatlining...
>>2544259Nah, I did eat similar rolled pastries like in your pic thoI am fond of them
>>2544283all my favorite umas are flatties...
>>2544282Is there a reason every uma runs in heels? Even Tickezo's running shoes have an obvious raised heel.
>>2544295Yoitomake?
>>2544206is she usable for cancer? i saw the post about her carry over being good so i might try too
>>2544302Default Curren doesn't, Taishin also doesn't.
>>2544302Mimics a horses hoof.
>>2544292You think thats bad? Look at my fucking club dog (hotumaglue) it's dober. Danchou needs to kick everyone
>>2544302
>>2543352
>>2544319Umazing!
>>2544304Nah these things, called swiss roll in english apparantly
>>2544292all according to plan
>>2544311>
>>2544311>can't be that ba->look at the chronoIt's over.
I don't think I like Vivlos, or Beeblos, don't like the look of her
>>2544332This image is way too erotic
>>2544335Vivlos is truly just newma teio
>No one wants to join my lobbyFine, I'll just kill myself!My luck has been bad anyway and the gambles have not paid off so this is for the best
>>2544332which one is getting the best head?
>>2544344Nothing can replace Teio
>>2544348my bad, i was mid run but your ends seemed solid, just a matter of rng during last spurt positioning
>>2544348Sorry I'm at w*rk
>>2544354Teio is the face of /v/ma afterall!
>>2544344Naaaah, nah I still hate Teio more, I will probably be more fond of her when she and her sisters arrive
>>2544292There are like 5-6 danchous flatlining right now
>>2544332The groove line is truly one of the best in Japan.
This golshi version of bakushin's song is a fucking plague, it keeps getting spammed to hell and back in my jukebox.
anyone who claims to hate teio is just trolling
>>2544348I just woke up
>wake up to 800+ new replies>anon is complaining about dead euro hoursOh the irony
I hate Teio but I'd make her a single mother.
>>2544356I'm not particularly sold on either of my Oguri, though I do think they'll be fine in the general pool of CM as compared to test rooms. Kingu is fine, but she gets cucked out of her ult in end heavy rooms which is problematic. Palmer is just me being stubborn and refusing to not run her because I like her, I don't expect much she's just along for the ride.
>>2544375I do not care for Teio.
How do you respond?
>>2544332mare sexmare sexand some dumb fella
>>2544377Any weebs care to elaborate on why the first mi is written with the kanji and the second is hiragana?
>>2544388>You are
>>2544392Cutesy purposes
>>2544366>>2544381>>2544384teiobroken
>>2544311>21 flatlinersWell, hope you guys bounce back.
test
>>2544368not even in /v/mers but damn, what a soldier
You know what, I was beginning to feel a bit worried about the state of my club but then I saw the clubs here. I thought you guys actually played the game?
>POSITIONINGpera the PRUDENT
Can someone explain how Katsuragi Ace is a hag? Today is the first day I'm seeing this
The threads get more and more deranged the closer we get to CMs
>>2544411Same gen as Rudolf and Cock and Balls
>>2544411she raced against Rudolf and CB
>>2544411She's a part of Rudolf's and Mr Cock and Ball's generation
>>2544406All the casuals got MANTbroken.
>>2544417>>2544418I see, I mistakenly thought it was more of a character detail than a generational thing
>>2544088daughter of suzuka mambo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udm6Q8vqQj0
>>2544406Clubs are a mix of 50% casuals 50% competitive players. All the casuals utterly exploded with MANT.
>>2544406But my club has slightly improved during MANT?
I suppose I'll post mine.>SAbsolutely need>AHard to resist>BOn the edge, I could be convinced to get them eventually>CDon't really care>DSpite vote because fuck you Bamboo Memory just give me Full of Vigor, stop finishing your chain early so I can actually build up my guts.
>>2544406MANT brought us to tough timesBut our clubs were always casual, so its nothing to worry about too much, personally I believe in /hug/ danchous plan
>>2544181nothing compared to Man o' War winning by 100 lengths
What are we supposed to do until throne comes out?
>>2544429>S tier>Cheval, Biko and DurandalHuh?
>>2544436Sprint parents.
>>2544436You build your backup ace. You forget, you only have a few borrows for your throne team
>>2544406I got 8 plats tho
>>2544411>1980>her voice Truly a mystery
>>2544383from previous rooms it's just really hard to have a single consistent performer this time around, UG ends never pushing forward, fronts getting swallowed due to a bad start and never recovering, at the end of the day it means that as long as you have a decent aces you'll get a chance to get into finals
Sell me on the throne card. I won't pull for that whalebait, but what makes it so good as a pal card? Are we talking huge stat increases compared to current MANT stat-lines or some goated skills? Does it work the same way as Rico or is there some different mechanic?
>>2544406my /vg/_ club still plays the game with barely any flatliners, and yes i am in one because on day 1 no /v/ma club was made
>>2543259How are you gwos not all A? No, like honestly curious. Is it the lack of players or is it just MANT in general?A+ is quota territory so it's understandable
>>2544444My exposure to most newmas consists entirely of whatever people post in these threads.
>>2544437>Durandalanon...
>>2544450MANT, in order to avoid burnout, quite a few are taking it easyWell also maybe players as /v/ is denied to us for recruiting
>>2544448That's good anon
>>2543259>My random shitter club is higher than some /v/ clubsOH NO NO NO
>>2544437Have you ever had the feeling? The feeling that defies all logic, the feeling that you know you'll instantly like someone without needing words, the feeling that's somehow 100% correct? Cheval, Biko and Duramente set off that feeling for me.
>>2544311Sounds like it's time to jump ship
>>2544450The 5 currently A clubs were all A+ during the unity era. But we all collectively agreed to take it easy during MANT to avoid bleeding players
>>2544450a good 70% of the people here are casuals and MANT is not a casual friendly scenarionot saying it's a bad thing, just putting it in perspective
>>2543250Quick question: how are your parents lookin?
>>2544450Shut up fag
Now that I think about it I don't think about it I don't think Sounds of Earth was on that tier list. Despite being a no good filthy newma I would have ranked her S or A tier.
>>2543388I just went off of vibes.If this was posted tomorrow the answers probably would change dramatically.
>>2544477You can be in denial all your want, but as a high earner this is just what happens when you refuse to tighten the leash. We used to have 5 A+ now we don't have one.
>having Helios below A tier
>>254447413 medium in total. My one is made in aoharu.
>>2544488One of the only twomas I put in D.
>>2544488She has negative aura and L rizz, I don't know how else to put it.
>>2544486I remember when oy neigh was in the top 100, good times....
>>2544467Fair enough
>>2544486who is going to tighten the leash when the people at the top are the ones dying lol?i don't care anyways, i could easily join an S or S+ club but its a pitiful amount of carats, i have more fun with club shitposting in here
>>2544495I remember when /v/mapyoi was looking good
>>2543388Started filling this out only to realize I was shoveling most of them into D tier because I simply have no impression of them
>>2544488fake and ugly exterior
>>2543388S are must pulls for me.Anything below S is based on personality/looks/how much I want to umapyoi themAnyone on D tier I definitely do not care and will not waste a pull.
>>2544501>when the people at the top are the ones dying lol?Literally the opposite, the high earners are still high earning and joining rooms. There are just more leeches than ever, its no longer feasible for a HERO to clutch up for the club.
>>2544503/v/mapyoi has never looked good
MANT is just raping everyone its that shrimple
>>2544513The real question is if the casuals will bounce back during GL.
>>2544515I want to say they will but I doubt it. Once you felt you're free from a gacha game or the freedom, it's very hard to go back. It's easier to continue just doing the daily and then play another game.
>>2543388>S99% chance of pulling>ADepends of carats at hand and if timeline overlaps with S>RestDon't care
>>2544517Then I think we should start thinking of consolidation and mergers. Because I don't like not being competitive.
>>2544522Shut the fuck up already you fucking retard
>>2544522i guess that talk will come eventually if the situation doesn't improve during GL
>>2544406Which club are you in?
>>2544388Mejiro Claude when?
>>2544525>seethingYou know I'm right.
>>2543388>S: Mandatory spark>A: Likely, at least a tenner>B: Could be convinced>C: Wouldn't mind but can't afford>D: Everyone else
the problem with GL is that many that are giving up mid-runs now will continue to do the same even if the career is shorterhabit is a habit after all
>>2544533NTA but you seem like a faggot, no offense
>>2544488loses points for being a lesbian>b-b-but she settles for you!torena cope
>>2544490>My one is made in aoharu.There’s your problem there. I know its a pain, but a full MANT lineage is much more consistent at getting distance S. The affinity gains are huge. The blue sparks dont need to be amazing, its worth it for affinity alone. There are also tons of high affinity parents on chrono and it sorts by highest grade bonus by default. Try and get a borrow with the possible grade bonus to make it even easier
>>2544541No offense taken. But i feel people shouldn't bury their head in the sand. As a collective we decided to take it easy during MANT for the sake of others, that's fine. But it shouldn't be that extraordinary to want an A+ club when the requirement is everyone in the club doing a career a day instead of killing mcqueen, even an URA fan run is preferable. People are allowed to be dissatisfied when half my clubmates are flatlining but still trading shoes and active in the threads.
>>2544558unfortunate trvth nvke
>>2544558>want an A+ clubok? create a new one, let's see how many will leave theirs to get two extra single pulls a month
>>2544562Not him but I'm very interested at the idea of a club with a goal of staying in A+. Honestly the whole taking it easy and staying in A for the sake of not burning out always felt like a cope to me. If I could do 40m minimum just from making aces, then, others surely can do the same. Just that we're all scattered throughout the clubs.
>>2544554with how much stat inflation there is settling for a 1*/2* parent is completely fine, i've been capping stats with a 6* parent because it has a decent pink
>>2544558>>2544571Yup he's right you sound like a faggot
>>2544526There will always be pushback against merging because the 1 career/week faggots will cry and seethe everytime somebody brings it up
>Wagie and burnt out due to severe MANT syndrome>Can't relate at allSorry lads, B+ is the place for me
>>2544528An /uma/ club
>>2544562>Bro just leave the club you've been with since release instead of getting danchud to tell the flatliners to play the game to jump the <200 spots to get back to A+I'll let it go since this talk tends to hit a nerve. But not everyone is happy flatlining and singing kumbaya about GL.
>>2544573I'm literally not him and did say so, but wanting to be better and to aim higher had always been our thing. I'm not sure if moving here started turning us and gave us loser behavior.
>>2544573Wasn't even the same guy
>>2543778From bits and pieces i saw, whilne not reading her career, she wants to become a "universal mascot", remembered by everyone. Thats why she makes her plushies, for example. We as a torena also help her in a lot of ways, other than training, see picrel
>>2544574We are not going to destroy the clubs that have been here for way longer than you have just because you are a faggot that NEEDS 5 extra pulls per month
>>2544579>i don't want to leave my club but i want every other non-tryharder to do thatlol you don't sound like a faggot, you ARE a faggothope your dancho executes you for edification
>>2544578Autis/uma/ bwo...
>>2544584Nah, people always got sensitive with club talk. Anytime mergers or other stuff like that got mentioned it always brought up seething.
>>2544558But we had plenty of A+ clubs before MANT. Were you content then?How do you plan on achieving this goal of an A+ club? How do you plan on enforcing it? With a quota is how, and you know how much everyone here LOVES quotas right?So be realistic. Which clubs are we merging and how? And what will the new rules be? Are you sure everyone will be on board?
>>2544589There is no destruction needed, strong fan grinders move from their bad club and join the strongest club.Flatliner get kicked to make place for them and they can go to the weak club when they log in 2 weeks later and realise they got kicked
>>2544558You could have just tried to ask your club members whether or not you guys want to aim for A+ or not this month. Trying to get them to do a couple runs wouldn't hurt, but obviously it would look really bad now
>>2544595>But we had plenty of A+ clubs before MANT. Were you content then?Yeppers.It's really that not much to ask, we had FIVE different A+ clubs because everyone was playing during Unity, and I was fine going above and beyond to carry the club in times of need. Now that is impossible. So I'd like if others pulled their weight too. But it's fine, no use bitching about it anyway when nothing will be done.
>>2544579Nah blow me fag>t. consistently top three earner for my club
I started playing last month and idgaf if my club drops down to F (if its even possible) or some shit, they picked me up when I had been playing for like 3 days and for that I feel a loyalty to them.
>>2544578What we do in our clubs is none of your business. Please return to your thread, we dont care for that type of attitude.
>>2544579>But not everyone is happy flatlining and singing kumbaya about GL.i don't even care about ranks but i always enjoyed competition that pushed me to aim higher, whether it was fans, plats, aces or club rank so seeing so many people proudly saying how they're doing the absolute bare minimum rubs me the wrong way
I find this more annoying than Helios' zoomer slang and I don't quite know why
>>2544603Kys club monitor, but don't forget to grind 100m fans for the month before you do it
>club discusses intended effort almost every month>nobody voices any desire to push rankThis all sounds like a personal issue
>>2544602Based loyaltyGOD
>>25446053D foid speak
>>2544604Have you guys thought of the idea that some people can't do more than the bare minimum? I personally have been struggling with clocks. I have to glue runs if they go too wrong because otherwise it'd be a waste to try to salvage them. I only have about 100 left and I need to make sure they last.
>>2544601You can keep sucking shitter dicks on your own, nobody is forcing you to go to a good club
>>2544558>>2544584Realistically, you could aim for higher aiming clubs at the cost of leaving our clubs, and joining being discord clubs or the clubs from the other board.
>>2544488If I am to train Ruby, I too, must hate Helios
>>2544554If I make a new stud for this I can use it for exactly one build before it becomes obsolete because power blues are not good for mediums in GL.
>>2544603To be fair, he did nothing wrong dude. The guys who are raising VALID concerns are our guys.
>>2544605Some of the most insane people I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with ended every post #with #dozens #of #hashtags #lol #love #being me #awesome #cool
>>2544611im not talking about you, if you have 100 clocks it means atleast you're trying, im talking about the ones logging in for 10 minutes, killing a run in debut and posting about it here
>>2544600And the reason it stopped is because MANT is exhaustive and nobody has the TP or energy to do their MANT runs AND also grind clubs for their fan in URA or whatever it is you want people to do lol.You could always just leave the club if you’re that discontent about it. Hell, leave the thread while you’re at it. We’re all bunch of lazy neighers after all. You should surround yourself with more productive players, possibly on some discord somewhere.
>>2544607This all seems like 2 autists at most trying to bring everything down
>>2544612I will, and you'll continue seething about it. Enjoy!
>>2544625We are in the middle of the usual shit stirring hours
>>2544584>loser behaviorBuddy I win all the time. You’re the one loser behavior whinging over club rank. That’s loser shit man, nobody wants to hear it. Go join a quota club if it pains you so
>>2544593Not my club>>2544603Nyo, you guys do more for fun rooms and I want to get away from the soulless CM grind. Building Unity umas again is actually fun.
>>2544626Nobody cares if you want to stay there, retard. Nobody is seething. We just want a club for good trainers>>2544625Literally everyone agreed to take it easy for MANT and go back to grinding in GL. Nobody should be flatlining in 2 more months
>>2544539Not really, I can hammer through an Ura Finale and Unity if I get an early slacker or something. MANT is a question of time used.
>>2544631child birthing hips
>>2544635This isn't /vg/
>>2544613No I don't think i will ever step foot on that shithole. I will simply seethe about it until danchud does something.
>>2544625>everything i don't like is done by shit stirrers to "bring everything down"(?)
>>2544635>Nobody should be flatlining in 2 more monthsok? why are you bringing it up NOW?
>>2544607It’s literally>I consent>I consent>UHH ISNT THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK? (faggot from xister board)Remember their thread is a shithole because of people like this inserting themselves. Best to just let this issue go.
full on changing a clubs nature must surely have the vast majority of its members on board with thateither manage that or make a new clubthis whole thing is pretty retarded
>>2544640What does /vg/ have to do with this? The complaints are valid no? Or are people not allowed to want some change
>>2544605Helios is honest, Curren is a whore
>>2544655If you want your club to change, take it up with your club.
>nigga
>>2544640>/vg/broken>>2544649I didn't other people did.And technically this is the last full MANT month, pretty sure GL starts sometime next month so we are not even 2 months away.
Seems like a simple fix. Go make your club with a 40m/mo quota and post it here. Enjoy the three members (flatliners) you get.
>>2544653No one's asking for /hug/ to get to S rank. People are just saying, "hey we were A+ since the URA days, it would be nice to go back to it" and flatliners are extremely offended about it.
>>2544605Curren feels like her appeal just completely shoots pasts older guys like me. At least with Helios, yeah she sounds like a fucking idiot, but she's an honest idiot. What the hell would I have in common with a social media brained woman that speaks in hash tags and constantly posts her daily life for everyone to see?
Fuck MANT, do wheel racism
>>2544600>So I'd like if others pulled their weight too. Not him but this is really all there is if you want an A+ club while also enforcing rules here and there. I recently quit and went for an A+ club my friend was running. So, it is still a comfy club but his only requirement is everyone to at least reach 20m monthly, and there are others going far and beyond just because they felt the club was comfy while the others can just do the bare minimum but still contribute.
>>2544665I'm not even a flatliner you just sound (and act) like a cock-munching faggot
>>2544668Disappointed that they didn't try to integrate the fuel filler cover with the decals.
>>2544662Yeah, I am willing to wait for GL, because although dissatisfied i wuv my clubmates. And hope we can get back to A+
>>2544673seconding this
>>2544663You know it doesn't take a quota to hit A+ right? We had A+ clubs before and they didn't have a quotaGo to HotUmaGlue if you don't want to play the game
>>2544673>everyone is one guyThere's at least 3-4 guys who hold my opinion.
If you want more gibs, join some soulless A+ or /uma/ club. Nobody likes MANT enough to be married to the game for a couple extra carats a month, in fact, more anons have quit over MANT being tedious and time consuming. an A+ club isn't going to buy those anons back
>>2544633You guys are like californians. You vote in all this shit, then everything goes to shit, and so you move away without ever realizing YOU and your behavior was the problem, and now you’re just gonna turn this place to shit too. Dont ever fucking talk about our clubs again and frankly dont ever say anything again. All of you can fuck off or just be quiet.
Light Hello is kinda sexy
>>2544678Make the club then bwo
>>2544663We didn't have quotas in the previous A+. And they were A+ for multiple months
>>2544671>at least reach 20m monthlyman that sounds great, that's like a run a day if you do the crown schedule
It's just that easy.
>>2544666young people dont like her either, its just vapid garbage
>>2544682Man he didnt even do anything. He's probably in A+.
>>2544684The A+ clubs already exist bwo. So I don't understand what I'm supposed to make.
>>2544665Nta but MANT has been a but rough on everyone and it isn't too hard to get people who will agree to log in and play without stressing them out over a quota. Your club will still make A rank easy.
>>2544680make a club with them then nigga
>>2544693No they've fallen to A like you said. Time for a hero to step up and lead a new club to the promised land.
Playing Umamusume doesn't have to be like Granblue Fantasy where its like having a second job but in the form of a gacha game
>>2544689Yuuuuuup>See the same faggot baiting using the same tone he was using during the weekend to bait and shit stir>SkipMuch easier.
>>2544681>NOOOOOOOOOO my precious flatliners (who used to help push btw) must be protected.>NOOOOOOOOOO abandon your OGs to join a dumpster fire instead of lightly telling people "hey can you do a career or two instead of killing mcqueen"
>>2544698WRONG BUZZER
>>2544687It's actually fairly low and I did ask why just 20m. He said it's to not scare the casual players and make the goal to sound reachable, and funny enough, it's working. The top earners have no complaints about it too.
>omg stop tryharding so much who cares about an extra bit of carots each months omg :((((Ok go join a flatliner club and earn less carats each month>OMG WTFF???? NO I CAN'T DO THAT I NEED TO KEEP LEECHING CARATS!!!! FUCK YOU TRYHARD!!!!
>>2544689Seiun! Teach me how to farm (you)s!
>>2544704Literally. But everyone is too scared to do this.I remember when big chrono was fucking merciless
>>2544705I do what Danchou commands me to, he tells me to tryhard, I tryhard, he tells me its okay to flatline, I do one or two careers a day
>>2544705SHUDUP DEIO!!!! DDDD:<
>>2544706Just look at any archived thread around this time and see what sticks. It's a pretty short repertoire that gets rotated through.
>>2544697No, the clubs decided to temporarily relax and go down to A for MANT. The intention has always been to go for A+ after MANT ends
>>2544666For Helios it is a localization thing. She is basically a 90s party girl in jp but they also speak in a way barely comprehensible to a normal Japanese person so whatever genX/millennial they had on staff made the call have speak like a zoomer because that is nearly incomprehensible to us.
>>2544713>proving the point Ok, so maybe danchou can tell the guys who haven't done anything but TT in 2 weeks to do a career so we can get back to A+. I already do my 5 borrows im doing my part
>>2544713And if he tells you to lust for small umas?
>>2544719Convince your danchou to do that then.
>>2544701>NOOOOOOOOOO my precious flatliners (who used to help push btw) must be protected.Flatliners in my club have done more for my club than you ever will for your club>NOOOOOOOOOO abandon your OGs to join a dumpster fire instead of lightly telling people "hey can you do a career or two instead of killing mcqueen"I only listen to my danchou and no one else
>>2544717>The intention has always been to go for A+ after MANT endsAnd I am hoping that the flatliners stick to their word
>>2544713This is all there is to it. Hell, if a couple of the vets expressed an interest in pushing, I would be willing to join them, but they seem tired too.
>flatlining all day to go fishing and take naps with my wife seiunyep this is the life
So now that we've decided that all clubs are implementing quotas, can any e recommend me an Uma that isn't a carpet muncher? I'm so sick of them all being dykesAlso why the fuck is there a previous link in the OP
>>2544726Why do you argue about it here, instead of raising the issue in your club chatroom?
>>2544730agreed xister
>>2544734I might. There's no reason we are losing out on recruitment of MULTIPLE people that have expressed interest in joining an A+ to protect guys who aren't even playing.
>>2544726I think we are agreeing and not realising, I'm not saying to kick the flatliners or merge now. I'm talking about what we should do if Grand Live and we still have flatliners
>>2544730Theres also no Uma space musumeAnd too many jiggers!
>>2544713Holy fucking based
>>2544719Bro if it offends you to the point where you have a melty itt... just leave the club... you can be in a more tryhard club no problem. But forcing everyone to tryhard even when they are MANTbroken is unreasonable. Danchous said it was ok to take it easy during MANT and that's the end of it. However, if you are tryharding and pulling your weight, and feel disappointed by the current state of your club, its totally reasonable too, and it's better to cut the bullshit and just join another more tryhard club.
Alright image limit is overGet it all out of your system boys
>>2544738>mightDo! Would be more effective talking to your danchou directly than screaming into the void here. Noone has a clue as to how your clubs looking anyway
Are you neighas up to a social experiment?Danchous kicking all their members, starting anew with an enforced rule, and then recruiting in the threads after kicking everyone?Although chaotic, I do think this might rekindle clubs.
>>2544744NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>2544744I love Ardan so much it's unrealgreetings from umastan
>>2544743NTA but i wouldn't really call it a melty. I kinda see the point, and it's clearly not just one guy talking about it.
>>2544720Bend over, Sweepy
>>2544749This idea gets a thumbs down from me senpai
>>2544749Nahhh, that would be way too fucking chaotic.
>>2544744which uma should I rape today
>>2544749>the great resetDer/v/ typed this.
>>2544753What I hated ever since moving here is everyone are so quick to assume it's just "single guy baiting" despite the post cooldowns disagreeing with it.
>>2544744I LIKE BUBBLE GUM FELLOW SO MUCH ITS UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew the club shit would be the death of this place
>>2544744I DONT KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
>>2544743Why do you people keep talking about MANT. These are preparations for GL. People started talking about taking it easy before MANT started because we knew MANT was tough. Now we are talking about ramping up the fans for GL because GL is starting soonish
>>2544763450 more carrats were promised to us 4000 CMs ago...
>>2544766>the death of this placeBro, this was light work. Were you not around for the peak shitflinging when der/v/ beat /v/ma. This wasn't even like shitflinging this was just an argument
>>2544764it happens every time you bring up an issue
>>2544749Sounds interesting enough. Might kill some clubs though.Problem with some flatliners is they probably don't even play anymore or no plan to get back to their feet. If a simple CM isn't even enough anymore for them to farm, then GL wouldn't bring them back.
>>2544773We were healthy back then so we could take it, right now we are not healthy. Honestly I feel the end is much closer than anyone else thinks
we should kill all clubst. clubless anon
>>2544764It's leftovers from the ol days when we had the Serbian schizo
>>2544770>GL>supposedly 15 minutes per runThatll allow me to make two runs while on the bus to/from work, plus easier time playong at home. I'll see how many fans i get like that, and put my 2 cents in after that
>>2544744I think front girls are the best and sexiest but I hate fucking training fronts so muchInsane bed breaking sex with Maruzensky in her apartment.Stealthy sex with Fujin during work hours.Sex with Seiun Sky on her fishing raft.Sex with Scarlet on Vodka's bed.10 hours sex marathon with Kitasan.Fucking Bourbon until she can't even think about keeping her robot autist larp.And a respectul hovering hand pic with Falco since I respect her as an idol and friend!!
>>2544774It depends entirely on how the issues are brought up. Talking about merging clubs for a hypothetical flatliner epidemic months down the line comes across more as concern trolling than genuine productive discussion, so I get it, even if some might mean well.
Guys it is not that deep. If you want to be in a club with quotas there are clubs with quotas. Adding quotas to an existing club will probably cause the whole thing to implode and personally I think there are better ways to motivate your guys to play in a way where they have fun instead of turning the game into a job.
>>2544779NTA but anon, the fuck are you talking about. I'd honestly argue we are healthier now than before
>>2544774>issue>clubs flatliningIf it's your club, use your club chat. If it's not your club, kill yourself.
we should infiltrate SS clubs and flatline them to death
>>2544776>If a simple CM isn't even enough anymore for them to farm, then GL wouldn't bring them back.Honestly this. Gacha games are games you simply can NOT go back easily. Gacha games are more of interest, once you start losing interest, the harder it is for you to come back.
>>2544784Anon it's basically back to URA/Aoharu careers. MANT was uncharted territory but you should already know how many fans you're gonna be able to get for GL
>>2544744Nishino Flower's career was actually pretty cute despite not being deep or anything, I completely understand why someone would be attracted to her and I'm not kidding!
>>2544787Bro, who said ANYTHING about quotas. All me and others are saying is hey, maybe the flatliners. Who are STILL active in the club and in the threads btw should maybe do a career or two
>>2544781You should pick a comfy club to join, the gibs are worth it and you can trade shoes and post stickers.
>Glance over at the thread while mining some Ryans>Get distracted trying to parse exactly what the fuck everyone's arguing about>Accidentally do 4 races in a rowFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2544796Nishino would no diff mog every single other uma as wife material if she weren't like 10 years old
>>2544785>future fronts>soon: Rickey, Machan, Turbo, Helios>newmas: Katsuragi Ace, Tap Dance City>dirters: Furioso, Transcend, Espoir cityHOOOOLYYYYY SEEEEXOOOOO
>>2544614I'm going to train both and run them together.
>>2544801basednow do 40
>>2544781Join herse. No quotaHalf the club is flatliningFailed state of a club but still holding on1800 free carats per monthApply now!
>>2544803normalfag OUT
>>2544787We had A+ clubs without quotas/vg/ have A+ clubs right now without quotas, unless you consider playing the game a quotaNobody is talking about quotas
>>2544801Tl dr>Recruitment update>Guy asks why we no longer have A+ clubs>Guy mentions we all collectively agreed to take it easy during MANT>Dissatisfied high earners talk about how now that we are closer to GL maybe we should tighten the leash to get back to A+>People argue about flatliner rights>Argument ensues
>>2544788This kind of talk is a symptom, you don't feel it?
Where is Ogurin?
xoguri reign btw
>>2544810>Nobody is talking about quotasTHIS im not telling you to grind fans, I'm telling the people who I know are active and flatlining to do a fuckin career or two so we can get back to A+, hell im willing to push and carry IF I had some support
>>2544813Anon....we had this kind of talk since before ASTER was a club. Just saying.
>>2544814Eating toreinas.
>>2544817So a quota of one run per day?
oguri ate my club
>>2544814https://files.catbox.moe/u0k0ry.jpg
>>2544817Then post in club chat and I'll do more this month to help you out.
>>2544823Not even, there's a difference between>hey do a career daily or get kickedAnd>can you do a career this month bro
>>2544819It's not the same, I'm telling you. Having this sort of arguments back when we were healthy was normal, having it now that we are sick, degrading half the people don't play, we are not healthy, I am scared for our fate
A lot of excitable gentlemen are here this time of day, huh...
>>2544682really bad timing to seethe about californians considering the current state of your country
>>2544831It's unironically not that serious bro
>>2544829So a quota of a run per month?
I WILL NEVER GRIND FANSI WILL NEVER SAY WUV YOU TO DANCHOUI WILL NEVER CREATE MY OWN ROOMhttps://files.catbox.moe/nerq04.jpg
>>2544826Exactly, one of our heroes asked us for help back when we were in Unity and multiple people stepped up to get us to A+. I don't know why it is so hard to just ask them if you want to reach a higher rank
>>2544837SWEEP SOON
>>2544832Juror #3 please calm down...
>>2544836Fuck off and die nigger
I might have to redownload GIMP my ideas for memes are getting to complicated for ms paint. https://files.catbox.moe/316tng.png
>>2544839Because it's not actually about the clubs doing anything, or getting more monthly gibs, or even relevant until GL starts (2 months from now). This place is just incredibly easy to bait and people know it
>>2544831If it happens then so be it. It was expected anyways. This is THE scenario that almost killed the game. If we go down to 8 or 6 healthy clubs instead of 10 clubs with 5-10 dead accounts each, then so be it
Alright new bread up in 60Say the last thing you wanna say before we leave this argument behind
>>2544846just use Photopea
>>2544849>before we leave this argument behindheh
https://litter.catbox.moe/lq53repny7jjqcuc.jpg
>>2544849the last thing you wanna say before we leave this argument behind
>>2544849I will bring up this conversation again 5 threads from now.
>>2544832EXCITABLE? I AM EXCITABLE, WERE DECIDING OUR CLUB'S FATE RIGHT NOW>>2544842CALM DOWN?! THIS FLATLINE IS THE UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT THEY KILLED OUR A+ RANKS, WE HAVE IT RIGHT HERE, AND YOU WANT ME TO "CALM DOWN"?!
Give me an uma(global) to draw later while procastinating at work
Some people just like to argue and do it recreationally. It's like a hobyb to them.
desu I do think the clubs all being A is because the high earners are scattered throughout the clubs and carrying their own flatliners. If one danchou ever steps up and decided to go to A+, I do think they would be easily be able to do so.
>>2544858Fuku
Guys please stop fighting... I wuv you I don't want this place to go ;__;>>2544848Nooo.... T__T
>>2544849>Still in Love>B: 72
>>2544849I HATE THE RAISIN BREAD YOU BAKE ANON! I ALWAYS THROW IT AWAY WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING
>>2544831Who cares? Worst case scenario flatliners get kicked and clubs merge, a top 5 club or 2 might die but it's not the end of the world
>>2544860We are from /v/ tbqfh famalamadingdong
>>2544866uoooooh...
>>2544846As a fellow, id recommend paint.net. a lot of functionality, way easier to use than gimp imho>>2544858How about Suzuka?
>>2544849Oguri ate my thoughts..
>>2544849I'm mad people keep stealing my Dotoshttps://files.catbox.moe/efz85d.webp
>>2544865I WILL BURN THIS THREAD DOWN BEFORE I SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE CARRYING THESE FLATLINERS
>>2544847>This place is just incredibly easy to bait and people know itAnon. Not EVERYTHING is bait, I did not say anything extraordinary, we had FIVE A+ clubs during Unity, MANT sucks cock i understand that, but fuck man. It's really not that hard to get to A+ without quotas. We just need people to play the fuckin game! Not even daily!T. One of the guys who raised the issue
>>2544858Nobody ever draws Spe
>>2544858Oguri
>>2544861it's pretty obvious, i've said it before but before MANT we were sold the idea that A+ was "5m+ a day, miss one and we'll kick you" territory when it really is "play a career a day"it's far too late and we're too ingrained in our current situation to change but it would have been fun to see any club try to do the push
>>2544876And that's a good thing!
>>2544875You should raise it with your club.
>>2544865Are you a fucking woman?>NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT ARGUE AND HAVE OPPOSING VIEWPOINTS IT HURTS MY FEE FEES AND MAKES ME WORRIEDwe truly are INFESTED with foids
>NOOOOOOOOOOO FLATLINERS>have you tried talking about it in your club chat>NOOOOOOO JUST DO A RUN>fuck off then shitstirrer>WOOOOW BRINGING UP ISSUES DOESN'T MAKE SOMEONE A SHITSTIRRER
>>2544875The only difference between A+ and A is 3 (three) single pulls a month. Therefore anyone that actually cares is clinically retarded and should be ignored
Honestly I kinda liked arguing, I missed that from /v/
I still dont get why this supposed issue was raised here instead of being discussed with (you)r danchous beforehand
>>2544873where is this from?
I'm scared of women
>>2544883No, I am just a sensitive young man
>>2544890Its like a drunkard rambling to the public forum instead of directly talking to his senator.
>>2544892BOObs!
>>2544891https://exhentai.org/g/3968393/9f66f5c8a8/
Bake already Time to leave them all behind
I am indian village boy
>>2544889Do people really? I really hate this dogshit. >>2544897AAAHHH!!!
>>2544900BREAKING OUT OF MY PAIN
SWEEP TOSHO OP NOW
What was the deal with juror #12?
Best 2000s emo songs to listen to?
>>2544912>>2544912>>2544912Move
>>2544889arguing is indicative that people have a fight in them, good to know some people still do
NEW BWEAD!!!
>>2544913There was No Reason to use this image.
>>2544905Not him but it's something we need once in a while. I'm starting to believe everyone here are starting to believe /vm/a's all sunshine and rainbows.It's what I get from everyone so quick to call everything a bait and a samefag.
>>2544890He might want to remain anonymous but if that is the case he should just say which club specifically he thinks should change policy.
>>2544930just saying that i actually enjoy mant would get me publicly humilliated and crucified, no way i'll write that in the chat
>>2544876I did... (even if it was just a sketch)
