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Finn "karrigan" Andersen has won approximately 38 to 40 premier and major championship events across a decorated 19-year Counter-Strike career (spanning CS 1.6, CS:GO, and CS2).
Team Spirit is winning the PR game with that plushie toad... OTLRape correction from Vitality NOW!!
Russia won tennis br
is this the goat mousegrip?
does elige deserve liquid
>>2563617germany doebeit
>>2563622Yes.It does work, i do play better with it. Only issue is, half my hand will go numb after 20 minutes.You have to grow up playing with this map or else you is cooked.
el0ge
>goatquid
>sunpayus with the esphe's leveling up for stage3
G2 will choke with or without Nik0. It's tradition.
>>2563638Name and surname of this "German" tennis player...?
eastern european countries by top player and hltv rankrussia : 1 (donk)estonia : 5 (ropz)israel : 7 (xertioN)ukraine : 8 (w0nderful)slovakia : 15 (frozen)romania : 25 (FUT)serbia : 31 (NiKo)lithuania : 34 (dziugss)latvia : 39 (YEKINDAR)bealrus : 49 (TN1R)hungary : 61 (torzsi)poland : 83 (jcobbb)
remember when we said spirit might not make it out of stage 2?
>>2563889>latvia : 39 (YEKINDAR)i will rape you
>>2563919?
>>2563889>poland : 83 (jcobbb)this can't be true
>>2563930>?rape
9-4 is the most dangerous lead
raped bum
hooxi bros we might be in trouble...
My FUT niggas
>It's not like the IGL should just die for the team, and I won't say names, but I don't really like that in big teams, the IGLs sacrifice a lot by dying. Of course, I sacrifice in other terms, like maybe utility or taking space or something like this, but it's not that every time I should just die for the team. For me, at least, I don't see it as enjoyable to go die and just spectate.who did Krabeni mean by this
EZ for FUTA
tomorrow's games
Stage 2 is always the retarded aimer teams, vitality will rape bums like fut and spirit with ease.
>>2564067i hope BIG pulls another miracle and G2 goes 2-3 against Legacythese niggas fucking suck
TOTAL BRICS VICTORY
>big will beat g2fuck yeah breh!
>>2564079based jugss
>>2564078>bffs top twoUwU
wtf g2 shouldve won so bb faced 9z. donk broke their mental to soften them up for magno.
Man dziugss ios acting all smug after running over shitters in stage 2.YOU WONT BE ACTING ALL MIGHTY WHEN APEX AND ZYWOO RAPE YOU AND YOUR ACADEMY REJECTS LIL PUP
>>2564075>>2564181let's just wait for stage 3, don't even worry about it
>>2564181dziugss vastly mogs apex at the same age tho
Reminder: Mossad incapacitated lauNX and had the coach stand-in for them (he was ass) before Blast Rivals began just to have a chance against FUT.
>>2564078AIEEEE NAFOSISTERS
>Ghost of rapemas past : Karrigan>Ghost of rapemas present: DonkGhost of rapemas yet to come :
>>2564410jL
Zywoo is the Christ figure of CSAnd I'm not just saying this because hes jewish
I just want to make one decent souvenir, but these -99% prices are just retarded
goatko raped your goat for 9 straight years
>>2564688
discuss
>>2564872kinda funny having NA grasp for straws in terms of achievements>mmmmh yes, NA is in fact better than entire Estonia and Uganda combined
>Check out these absolutely HILARIOUS hltv posts guys
>>2564957t. rockminT
Why arent pros constantly typing in chat after they win 2v5s, or after killing someone who just whiffed super hard? Couldnt that make game easier?I find psychological warfare a big part of this game. Imagine beating Vitality in grand final and Zywoo bot fragging from pure tilt because one guy on the other team is calling him a dog, fat, bot, faggot etc. It seems like a no brainer to at least have a keybind that rotates through various ragebaits until the other team is so mad they try to kill you during handshakes
>>2565198Its an unwritten rule among pros to not do that. Only shit talking allowed is screaming across the table with headset on. I don't imagine in game chat shit talking would be very effective tho; pro matches are not your average faceit/premier games where people tilt when you call them nigglets or make fun of their nationalities. Pro games stakes are much more higher so the only true tilter is literally losing. I don't think nitr0 could've been more tilted after that mirage game even if BIG had shit talked him in chat.
>>2565198How retarded would you have to be to even consider that? They're professional orgs and people you will meet all the time in your career. Why would you go around burning bridges everywhere? The demerits of doing that sort of shit just far outweigh the benefits, if there even are any.
I just realized donk's girlfriend is Ukrainian and he is Russian. Is this why Ukrainians hate on donk so much? Do they feel like they're getting cucked by this small Russian boy?
>>2565448you sound woke valosissie, im trying to make a million and fuck some chinese girls not break bread with your washed danish igl nigga haha
you're all a bunch of disgusting newfagspros do write in chat, also joking/taunting sometimes. You'd know that if you didn't just fly in from /sp or whatever shithole you originate fromnow get the fuck out
>>2565513obviously I know that. I mean why arent pros specifically saying the most unhinged shit imaginable to brainrape their opponents. And dont give me this professional shit, nobody in MIBR will ever amount to anything UNLESS they start doxxing peoples families in chat and making their pfps pictures of the enemy teams kids. That will throw off the game of the opponents
>>2563827adolf hitler
Falcons with Karrigan will humble the top teams of Vitality, Spirit, Flyquest and Navi
>>2565533Why don't pros hire goons to break their opponents' wrists? That would really give them a competitive advantage?
>>2565638I dont think thats allowed
>>2565649Neither is doxxing in most countries so you point being?
>>2565652first im gonna need you to try really hard to visualize an apple in your head so... yeah get back to me if you can do that ok
>>2565656Yup. I got a crisp red apple right in front of my mind's eye. Now please explain why players should do one fucked up illegal thing to gain an advantage but not the other fucked up illegal thing to gain an advantage.
watchiehttps://youtu.be/GCnxPDlwOhs
>v00 shit
Important listen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6TWqMOcUUQ
Important to rewatchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXQZ4TU3ro8
these odds are pretty crazy considering monte almost won vs g2
>>2565757Monte has had some solid games so far; I've been surprised. Though I remember a few upsets they did last year as well
>>2565757Bookies don't base their odds on the last 3 games...
>Rapes you
>Defiles you
>>2565785>>2565789We need to bring back the CZ meta so underdog teams have a chance against good teams
FLASHLESS NIGGAS
>>2565792CZ is still good up-close tho, its just that its a 1 at most 2 kills gun at most and its really bad on distance.
>>2565499yes :)
Post'em
>>2565843
>>2565843cooking hard(was funny checking austincs pickems for stage 1)
>>2565638Because it's not high stakes like figure skating
>>2565652>Neither is doxxing in most countriesRelevance?
>>2565857>>2565884Doubters of the Chinese Century in shambles.At least I am guaranteed 4 correct today.>>2565890>you should do x illegal thing to make it in CS>but you shouldn't do y illegal thing to make it because it's illegal
>>2565499Kek is this real chat?
gonna rewatch faze vs big
how will NATO humiliate itself today
>>2565905Honestly goated by BIG to knock FaZe out of Major contention just for the love of the game.
>>2565908i think they needed it to get to the major. or at least to absolutely guarantee it.
>>2565914>i think they needed it to get to the majorThey did not. They had to make top 3 to guarantee the Major.
>>2565895looking at my pickems, even if i make 2-3 upsets, I still end up with 5 total, at best even 7
>>2565916okay yeah they only needed to be above sinnerswell that's even better
cs equivalent?
>>2565933maniac. both innocent.
>>2565933karrigan parading frozen around while dropping uncarry-able performances
>>2565933>Christian Negre
#HooxUp you non-believing scum
>>2565966hooxibro usually i dog on you for being a hooxi fan but i have astralis to go through in my pick'ems. today we are brothers
>>2565903ya its real
>i dont understand how were not winning the roundsTHATS YOUR JOB TO FIGURE OUT HOOXI
hooxi vibes kinda down....
h00xibros...
HUMBLED BY SNOW
>>2566068Snowmacaco mogging snowniggers
ASSTRALISBROS OH NO NO NO NO
if staehr is having an amazing game these guys are just lost
>>2566080isn't *
>>2566068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zoit's fucking over for asstralis
>>2566068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9T6x5fFaXcuppie!watchie!
>>2566102idk ts just screams zero auraion fw ts
>>2566107we need robin to start being racist again
Imagine losing to mibr on your map pick while insani and kl1m bottom frag...
>>2566102i used to do this every day after school for years, its literally ingrained in my brain, why are they playing easy map with autobhop on?
Astralis are getting elimed aren't they
>>2566135this is their best map..
just got back from workI see not enough of you have been hooxin', letting pain get aheadthat changes now
Come on now. For the memes.
>>2566148Ah fuck. Nevermind.
damn... ASStralis is getting RAPED
I really wish I could mute snow
too much thinking, too much talking, not enough killingmuh tactics, just shoot heads niggers its over for astralis
>asstralisImagine losing to favelamonkeys
>>2566154not enough hooxin' from you scum
danebros... we are the raped........
hohol sisters we're losing to BRICS...
We may've hooxied ourselves into a $1000 giveaway (courtesy of ohnepixel)
>>2566148BIG did it
>>2566166this shiesze dude isn't even livewhat a liar
finally, a round for Astralis
>>2566171lmao lost the 4v2
>>2566171
>>2566171this was 5v2 ffs
snow actually so legit
remember the big comeback?I believe
>>2566180son...
>>2566180phzy must have a .50 rating this major. with players like that they have zero chance
>>2566180>remember the big comeback?time for the GIGA(chad) comeback
why bother giving these dogs a half time just to lose the single round; just go
>>2566189humiliation ritual
nothing to lose
#AstralisIsHere
>alright boys, let's lose our minds and take this over the line
hooxi doubters???
>>2566204They only have to win the next 10 rounds in a row
the swede woke upjust needed a kick in the ass and hooxi to lose his mind
wet fart of a comeback.... no more hooxin' this major
>>2566204We right here dawg
The Raped.
LMAO
niko monesy merchant
As an IGL jabbi did everything
>>2566220thankfully they got those four rounds, otherwise he'd be The Gaped as well
Holy shit snow finally had a good series
>3 hours till the next main coursesee you guys later
And to think donk forced spirit to skip all the tournaments just so that they would start from stage 2 so that tn1r could finally have some fun get good enough 3.0 to justify $1.5m price tag
>>2566252mindraped
Donk fucking a Ukrainian whore really triggers some people kek
>>2566269I'm upset because it should've been ME!
>>2566276im not because she looks like pic rel on top of being ukrainian
>>2566252>spirit to skip all the tournamentswhy are people pretending Spirit skipped a bunch of tournaments? They've literally skipped only two, Blast Rivals Fort Worth and PGL Cluj-Napocaand it's not like Blast Rivals was a prestigious tournament, others skipped it as well (including the audience)
ive been meaning to ask but why is left ok but right isnt?
>>2566266>>2566294You guys might be retarded or autistic. It was clearly a joke, I even further suggested it was a joke by throwing tn1r into the conversation.
Spirit went to and won the biggest tournament of the year thus far and second only to EWC, PGL Astana.Globohomo is just mad because it was in CIS and not the pozzed west
>>2566301my bad, I've seen others say the same thing unironically so I didn't catch the joke
>>2566307>Spirit went to and won the biggest tournament of the yearThe Major is still on though?
they really need to change the player booths for the major it feels like any other event
>>2566307oh yeah? then what about the mighty HCL Belgrade?
>>25663161.6M Vs 1.25M
>>2566298I don't know but I find it weird how the only org to feature a flag as part of their logo has literally zero players playing under that flag.
Okay but which awper would you sign instead of kl1m right now?
>>2566331vltimate
>>2566320guess that means Spirit is better, ez pickems
insani is basically donk but in a much worse team lol
Winners of today’s 2-1 gamesG2BBTylooScreenshot this post
boomerchads we out here
>>2566331degster
save insani
macacos go home
who is insani
Nice awpooers betboom
LEARN TO JUMP FLAMUS ZORTE LOOKS ARE PISSING ME OFF
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelWe are live!
im genuinely happy flamus gets to play again, VP needs to be banned from esports
>>2566541he's probably not staying in BB, but it shouldn't be difficult for him to find a new team after the major
>>2566384ts looks tuff
NOOOOOOO Russia won AGAIN
>m80 has an American flag on the team page but a German one in the match pageWAS
ropz is so fucking based i love him
hooxi is assfrags like karrigan but has no calls
>>2566648balts truly are superior to all non russian slavs
>>2566294>(including the audience)Kek that's a good one
>>2565533>I mean why arent pros specifically saying the most unhinged shit imaginable to brainrape their opponentstournament rules
I need G2, legacy and 9z to win today and I{m golden baby
>>2566734sorry betbum instead of legacy*
>>2566742nvm they are fucking choking on mirage to fuken monte
Look at this goblin god damn man
>>2566822That can't be healthy
nerf five seven
remove the five sevenadd the six seven
Monte pride of India
where the fuck was diledez looking
I thought monte was some slav stack but they have random british players there
tylose
KEKWAKER
Rainwanker
over fucking cooked
KWABwaker
rainwaker your time in liquid very much counts
#TodoVioleta
rise up betterGODS
>>2566959
G2kino soon
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMWE'RE GOING TO THE MOON
>G2Shalom
GODBOOM
>>2566734Niceeeeeeeeee! I just need Goy2 to not choke. Let's get it lads.
i have no idea how monte is looking good. they have like 1 good player.
yesterday's game was sick, just watched it.hes the goat isnt he.
boombl4 boutta make another magic playoffs run just like in quantum bellator fire
>>2567012Forgor this image.
m80 and big
that's right goyim3-0 for G2 Stage 3
>>2567026>this vetom80 is raped
You really thought a bunch of random Europeans would win against a full russian squad in DUST 2 of all maps?
if somehow I get all pickems right and it comes to the grand finale, I'm betting against vitality
gg
kek liquid have fun with m0lbs
monte don't even mention betboom because it's a russian teamactually what the fuck, what's the point of being a ukrainian team without any ukrainian players?
>>2567089b-but the analysts said malbs is b-better...
>>2567098Monte gang? More like Monte Gang Raped
rise up and support G2 goys
BIG dookie down the toilet
>>2567098Imagining some seething ukrainian go out of his way to not add BB's logo out of spite is kind of amusing in its own way.
>both NATO teams losing
>>2567120it's just comical that the team's entire brand identity is being ukrainian and then they don't even have ukrainian players
>>2567098kek what butthurt subhuman hohols
>goymany team forced to throw to G2Kek
2 rounds is MORE than we need
was there a boombl4 interview or anything after the qualified to stage 3?
mmmMMMMMM sexy heavydaddy !!!
can he get them back, or will we be disappointed by two danish igls today?
>>2567162no, he was doing lines in the green room with a hooker
>>2567162they did a desk with magnojez
>6k for a single gold>price update drops it for 100~safe to say there's not going to be any cheap souvenirsW valve "exploring alternatives that allow all players to participate"
>>2567180funny how skins are crashing yet these stickers even for bum teams are crazy inflated
SHORT'S CLOSED, DUE TO DUMAU
>>2567187also weird most of my stuff has dropped but I just saw my doomkitty has gone from $22 to $50 in the last few weeks
TWELVE IS ALL THEY GET
>>2567196random skins get pumped, worth checking prices from time to time
i get the feeling the blonde mid 40s ex-stacy hates her job but puts up with it due to the money
Freya is chopped as fuck
at her age I am sure she is just happy to still get gigs
>>2567213freya is 29 lmfao
>>2567232that's her work age, she's mid 30s for sure come on
>>2567232aint no way niggashe obviously looks good, but in the way an older woman does
>>2567232bitch looks 35
>>2567236heccu fogs her. Pretty sure get_right and heccu are dating
all valve eSports must have some tall blonde NW European woman in her 30s as part of the main casting crew it's part of the unwritten contract
>>2567243sheev mogs
>>2567246sheever has that cute mom look, totally different vibebtw how the fuck she's the only female caster worth a damn in the entire western world?
>>2567259genuinely interested in the game and was adopted into the casting sphere due to it back when gabe had a hand in itabove average looks and at least some genuine understanding of the meta
Why are they using buchholz, it's literally made for 64-128 player chess tournaments with tons of hot garbage not esports
nt JDC daddy
very german nigger music
another season of inferno
niggerF you fraudster
>b0g
BLAMEFRAUD
FUCKING KEK NICE TRADE LULQUID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS
>i shouldve gone igl earlier when i had monesy and nikodo we agree?
>>2567405he'll get another chance for that, one day
bro looking retarded
>scr*wndersnoped the fuck outta there instantly
https://youtu.be/_wTcD4ezkHwi had no idea jl knows russian, and in particular russian written in latin letters
>>2567435don't feel like watching thiswho raped who?
>>2567438jl lost 11-13didnt even really watch, i clicked in the middle and found that part
>>2567442
ez4me
>>2567456i cant believe how bad astralis was they started off btfo'ing gamerlegion but it turned out gamerlegion was just even more trash
>>2565884>>2567456clean, no stress
matey better get this donenow that big's gone, this is the only chance for some locals in stage 3
fuse went off wth
it's me niggai'm in your walls
>>2567461I can't believe GL got eliminatedthis wouldn't have happened with ash
>3 hasbara teams in stage 3
>>2567484Yes, Israel runs this sceneYou'll get used to it sooner or later
watching M80 is suffering
RAPEDmericabros...
FUCK OUT OF HERE LATOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
final gamesbig can win if s1zzi doesnt lifegame
BRICS wonNATO lostUkraine lostPoland lost
>all germans say VAATZI thought it was ohne's particular brand of verbal autism.
no na player in stage 3what's up with that?
>>2567543we're preparing a superteam
>>2567557The drugs this team takes is messured in tons.Dazed performance coach?
The end of NA CS as we know it.CS will not be a global game
i love him cryin emoji
>>2567435>i had no idea jl knows russian, and in particular russian written in latin lettersYup! He's basically /our/ guy https://youtu.be/FAFVDrB_9Hg?si=BlTSdQuUCkV0luxp
no matter which team(s) you root for that didn't make it to stage 3, take solace in the fact that they weren't sent home by getting absolutely stomped by a 0-3 flyquestunless you're a liquid fan, of course
>>2568053>liquid out of nowhere
>>2568062>major games and results aren't relevant while the major is going on
>>2568070who even cares about this major? faze isn't therewhen liquid and faze face each other in singapore is when we will truly care
>>2568072not buying what you're selling, fakefag
>>2568070>major games and results aren't relevant until stage 3ftfy
>>2568083yet here you are
>>2568089irrelevant doesn't mean i won't watch
I have a skins question. I was looking to buy a Stiletto Vanilla, and on the market places 99% of them are factory new and do not list a float. I assume this is how vanilla knives are, however there is one or two that have a float value and are Field Tested and Minimal Wear. Whats with that?
>>2568267 (Checked)You should ask this on ohne's subreddithopefully he'll answer you on stream
>>2568267one google awayhttps://www.reddit.com/r/counterstrike2/comments/1ozgb17/why_some_vanilla_have_a_float_and_others_dont/
>>2568267the ones without float are the ones that got crafted after the knife tradeup update, if vanilla got float it means it was unboxed from a case, also new knoife
>>2568371cool knife, you like flip more than stiletto?
>>2568396it has a pleasant pull out sound and smooth animation, also I never had it before unlike stilettos(2 inspect animations tend to get on your nerves after some time) + it's just a downgrade from my talon x nocts
These sticker prices are fucking absurdValve is on some insanely jewish shit with these prices + the terminal prices
>>2568503The terminal shit is absurd. Do you even get a discount? I got fomo'd into buying a M4A1 liquidation like a month and a half ago, and its now worth half of what I paid I think
lil bro think its valve fault
>>2568598>I got fomo'd into buying a M4A1 liquidation like a month and a half ago, and its now worth half of what I paid I think
kek
>>2568598They are so shameless that they price the terminal skins above what they are selling for on the Steam Market, never fall for it again
>>2568630Vltimate will destroy s0mple
>>2568906times it to perfection
>>2568630Fnafic is hohol?
>>2568665Lol. I bought the Major stickers I wanted off the community market for 1/3 of what Valve was charging in the in-game store.
>>2569581>both b8 and spirit have been playing without a coachHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Might as well get the stage 3 picks ready
The s1mple reason fraudwoo can never be called the GOAT? He plays on the best team in the world with all the best players and doesn't have to hard carry them. S1mple won 1v5 against top tier 1 teams carrying retarded slav monkeys to major finals over and over. This is why Donk even is better contender for new GOAT status just look at the games and his stats today. Team Spirit can't win without Donk. Vitality could replace fraudwoo with any random tier 1 guy and still be #1 team in the world winning 90% of their games.
sure buddy, s0mple carried 1v5 his super team composed of the best coach in the world, the two best riflers besides niko and ax1le, boombl4 before the hooker, and defecto prime
surely he's better than ultimate
>>2569726I wouldn't get too hyped over good stats from farming NA bums. Liquid should either get the try guy from PUA (seems decent + BR counts to Americas VRS) or get kl1m but in that case also new coach + igl it would be a shame to have him ruined by them.>NertZ: "When your coach and captain show you [trust], it's super important because I don't think it works like this in every team"How do you as the TL boss see this and not immediately fire half of you CS division? Every single player that joined got worse, every single player that left got better.
>>2569676s0mple and plywOod both played on superteams and they're both awp abusing beta males. donk is the true goat. pure entry rifler playing on a mid russian team.m0nesy can never be the goat also because he is a beta awp abuser that plays on a saudi international superteam. kennyS guardaN and dev1ce are awp betas also so you can get rid of them from any debates also.
>>2569769lol i remember they asked players about the best coach and siuhy said flashie
>>2569783>the best coach and siuhy said flashieI think it's time to bring back the real best coach
Stage 2 was probably the easiest picks ever. I cannot comprehend people on hltv, plebbit and x saying their picks are cooked.FUT-Spirit-G2 were crystal clear, idk how is it possible to fuck that up.
>>2569928well, knowing FUT-Spirit-G2 were at the top, you put spirit/g2 at 3-0 and fut at 3-1/3-2, and suddenly you're just on +1
>>2569928
>>25699440-3 aussie picks will never learn.Unless its stage 2
>>2569944>Liquid 3-0lmao
>>2569944>>2569948seriously he picked a team with ultimate as the awp to consistently win
Any rumours of who Liquid is replacing Siuhy and Ultimate with yet
>>2569950If I were Mr. Liquid my first priority would be firing the jokasteve guy and getting a new GM to figure that out.
>>2569944Is that from one of those pickems overviews? Can you link me the entire thing?
>>2569950Yeah they're going to faze
>>2569962Stop...stop...they're already dead...
>>2569950they're trying to convince jt and try to come join them and kill their careers
>>2569961https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1tq18rh/casters_creators_pickems_for_cologne_2026_major/havent seen a stage 2
>>2569966>POOAYou can't kill what's already dead
>>2569969https://xcancel.com/statsmeister1/status/2063035990294319614#mI found a different one. Is YNK genuinely retarded?
4/5 alreadyStage 1 was 1/5
>>2569974>>2569976let a man dream
>>2569950elige and malbs played with jt a bunch in the last 2 days and krimbo was rumored to join too, but the strange thing is that siuhy was also in one of the games so could be naf instead for some stupid ass reason. alternatively he just happened to get in the same team as them right after being benched which would be hilariously awkward
>>2569980Seriouisly. How do you put Spirit, FUT, Legacy and G2, the premier candidates to be 3-0, all in 3-1/3-2 while you put GL in 3-0???
>>2569983+JT as a rifler is the sort of retarded decision making I would expect from Liquid
>>2569950idk
>>2570009liquid donk holy na era
>>2570021>donk and zywoo join liquid>they instantly become .93 players
>>2570027surely donk and zywoo + 3 na players would win eventsi mean spirit and vitality would be so weakened
>>2570009
do twistzz and elige actually dislike each other?
>>2570021>>2570027>>2570029imagine thoughliquid somehow making these two legends do so poorly, would be so funny to see
so did the pickems switching actually remain for stage 2, or did they revert them all to a timestamp before the game started?
>>2570040there's rumours that twistzz and his girlfriend are complete fucking cunts
>>2570045More like his girlfriend is the psycho and he just can't or won't control her
>>2570048kinda baseddo you think she pegs him?
>>2570021>>2570042Liquid wanted to buy donk for 2 million in 2023, but Twistzz veto'd that btw XDgoat twistzz saved his career.>i take xertion over donk
>>2570073do you think danil would've gone for that? he'd be betraying his familia (if he even saw spirit like that back then)
>>2570073zews said that right? i got the impression he was just mad and said random shit.
We need YEKI to returnWe need YEKI back home
>>2570080that was a different story.zews wanted to buy donk in 2024, which was just delusions talking. There is no way Spirit sells him for 2 million in 2024.But in 2023 donk was in the academy and they asked around if they could buy him, but twistzz just said no, cause of language barrier.But look at monesy, he went to g2 and got pretty good at english.Was just a fumble. And its not clear if donk or spirit would agree to that.
>>2570089Nocries awper and Kyxsan IGL.
>>2570035ty for this, saved
>>2570091Twistzz might've been right and honestly it's a good thing that deal never got through because liquid hasn't been able to do shit with multiple rosters in a long time.
>>2568598>>2568665Terminals were necessary Half the playerbase hates them because they greatly reduce the chance to profit off a skin unboxed If you don’t get a skin with a rare float or pattern it’s going to be worth less than the current market price in a few weeks if not daysHalf the playerbase loves them because you’re afforded a chance to buy good looking play skins for for less than the price of a used car, something that was impossible just a year agoI’ve never opened a terminal and been offered a skin that was above steam market price Quite the opposite, these field tested cloud chasers were $320 in the terminal while climbing above $500 on the steam market Terminals and all the recent trade-up changes made by Valve updates favor the players while hurting those that decided Counter-Strike would be their 401kTerminals are better than cases when you realize you’re more likely to lose more opening 1000 cases than buying anything from a terminalPaying $2.50 for a key (chance) to pull a knife (less than 1%) worth potentially thousands (if it’s a sought after knife model/finish/pattern) only sounds tempting to chronic-gamblers
I need NaVI v Spirit for maximum shitflinging
>>2570239>Half the playerbase hates them because they greatly reduce the chance to profit off a skin unboxedThey hate it because no matter what Valve said people took cases for what they are: gambling. And a bit of gambling every now and then is fun and now it's gone, replaced by a mathematical formula designed to offer you "deals" while optimizing for profit on the side of Valve.
fuark this gon' be easy for faze #fazeup
Which tier 2 team could be improved by adding donk to it? Don't say spirit
>>2570298Falcons.
>>2570300niko would not be able to handle it
skip day for watching todayjust give me that aurora 9z souvenir already
damn, Astralis lost to THIS???
https://x.com/1mongolz/status/2064302234796515339
These Brazilian teams are so trash. Even if you picked their 5 “best” players to make one team, including Furia, I doubt it would be higher than 10th in the world.Also, why the FUCK would you bench nqz for saffee?
>>2570345show some respect to Brazilian Donk
>>2570345not benched
>>2570352Alright, I guess that’s the best they can do if the guy needs some time. Nevermind then
Why is FUTa listed before spirit on the results page of hltv when spirit had by far the more dominating performance?
kekhttps://x.com/AstralisCS/status/2064321552175272174
>>25703361XBET
>>2570388Order of the matches. I'm pretty sure the latest result will always be the first in the equivalent placements.
trannies go home
>guys rush B on our tournament life roundholy fucking fraud igl
>won't have to hear snow's screams anymorethank god
Brazil....is OUT
the brits are actually gonna make it to stage 3 loldid not see that coming
rainwaker the painmaker
BRICSisters....
>>2570455>>2570456pain always gatekeep actual good and entertaining teams like flyquest out of the major only to bomb out spectacularly and that little snow faggot screams the whole time
>>2570457mezii is so inspirational
>actual good and entertaining teams
>>2570457EU team not British
what the fuck is this thing
>>2570460vrs is retarded and teams like flyquest have no place at a major. stage 1 is such a joke with all the clown teams playing
>>2570470you don't find them entertaining, at least? it's always funny seeing flyquest and liquid play, they bring good laughs
>"""the brazilian donk"""kek at least we wont have to hear this bum screech anymore
>>2570470the real waste slot was the brazilian and chinese shitters
>>2570472>it's always funny seeing flyquest and liquid play, they bring good laughsI enjoy a good freak show but the major be the place for that?
my pickems hinge on b8; what a disaster. i can't believe i swapped out fut for g2 at the last moment
>>2570470I don’t mind stage 1 as it’s a glimpse into tier 2 gameplay but I don’t do coin guesses nor sports betting
>>2570470why do Aussies make people so butthurt
>Brazil loses>Immediate seethe about Aussiessenhaaaar
>>2570419/magog/bros, they're calling us out...
>>2570491not butthurt. there's just such a huge skill gap between aussies/brazil/us/china and everyone else
Notice how they're afraid to name which teams they think should replace them in stage1/2It's because it will reveal the source of their butthurt
>legacy vs tylooAre we even rooting for any of them…
>>2570565art is a bro
>>2570565jee is cool and jamyoung's skill is pretty interesting
>>2570575>jee is coolgo back
>>2570575which one is jee and which is jamyoung
WOW china is really bad at counter strike
AAAÁAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaaaaa
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelWe're up and running
>>25706732 hours until the game. who gives a shit about him playing forza
>>2570681we go where ohne goes
i quit my job to watch ohne full time
I want a triggerbot cheat that only activates when you're standing still, awp scoped in, not moving your mouse, has 300ms to 400ms delay. Basically just hits every shot when you're holding an angle. Would make these league matches so much easier
>>2570712you could probably make that in autohotkey
>>2570712I hope Gabe Newell breaks your PC with a crowbar
>>2570718whatever dude there's no actual consequences to cheating in this game for money
We really need to stop the epidemic of ex pro players thinking they can become analysts. Patient zero better known as p0mp needs to be the first to be executed.
>>2570731are you really that much of a poorfag
>>2570747Have you beaten the Iron Man Challenge?
>>2570759Indeed I have not. Considering pimp has lost so much more weight than I have have I must concede defeat on this issue.
Holy crap why does this guy keep screaming so much
>>2570794he keeps taking the L on these auctions
>>2570796do you even know what screaming islook up dantes
Does anybody know which city donk was born in? I know he's from the depths of Russia (Siberia) but where particularly in Siberia?
>>2570843tomsk
The Chinese are being RAPED lads...
>>2570853Close to where Mirra was born then. Thought they looked kinda similar.
these gooks are so bad
Who is spirit playing firstIs it really vitality lmao
>>2570889praying it's Navi
>>2570889If big win Spirit vs VitalityIf b8 win Spirit vs NaVi
>>2570889navi if b8 wins, vitality if big wins
>>2570889Vitality would be perfect.They are cold, haven't played after their loss.Best time for Spirit to get an easy win in. Probably the worst time for Vita to face spirit now and to lose their fear factor to them, after they already lost to navi and falcons back-to-back.
Thoughts?
>>2570901why dont you wait for the bracket first lolit makes a massive difference if spirit plays navi or vita.
>>2570901>FalconsI could see it but at the same time they could do their specialty
>>2570887gooks means Koreanchink means Chineset. Racism expert
>>2570907What does it matter? You think I should swap falcons with navi? I don't think spirit are making it to playoffs 3-0. They'll drop at least one game.
Reminder this entire buchholz system is fucking retarded and built for chess tournaments with tons of shitters
FUARK I wish I was apex's son bros
>>2570921is that new?
Two days until hasbaratality plays
>>2570901I don't see The Lion dropping a 3-0 in stage 3 sorry, not when there's teams like FUT and Spirit.
>>2570961full bo3's tho, spirit and fut are even matchups shitposting aside remember this is groups niko not grand finals
>>2570901bro think goy2 is gonna make it
Okay, it's like this then.
>>2570978Yellowchads on top
zywoo and flamez got serious work to do
>>2570989summary: apex and karrigan are frauds that have no brain to create a structured game from the start, they both depend on strong players to get carried because they aint shit on their own
why can't na import powerhouse 17 year old awpers again like s1mple instead of washed up 26 year old european t2 rejects?
>>2571000this is nuts
>>2570759i can goon for over 8 hours without stopping
>>2570951pregnancy has been around for a long time
>>2571000What a shame. Israel will only be getting $29.9 bln instead of $30 bln.
>>2570921wait..does this mean apex did the thing..?my man
>>2571036get cucked, yeah
>>2571036Not his kid
>>2571039>>2571055a hungry man always thinks of bread
John de Shlong finna rape B8
C'mon b8 save my goddamn pickems
JDADDYC is gonna turn s1zzi into a sissy
>>2571075>save my goddamn pickemsWhat kind of retarded pickems do you have?
>>2571075>>2571082Let me guess, gaymer legion 3-0?
>>2571039>>2571055
>>2571082if I didn't switch g2 and fut I woulda been fine
>>2571061>>2571090cucks seething
>>2571099Serves you right for doubting BIG Clan
>>2571108they did not seem that impressive stage 1 and have never really been tested this year
>>2571111>xhe didn't believe in the home major run after the 16 roundsI don't know what to tell you anon
>>2570921BVLLwoo's seed...
>>2571119if it wasn't against nrg I would have been more impressed
>>2570921a tiny little flamez will be in the world soon :)
YooooooooooooooooooooGO BIG IHR LUTSCHER
Please win b8 I want ultimate slav blood feud
Goddamn those were some BAAAAAD words
going for 4v5 retake was so retarded
>>2571188did he say faggot in russian
>>2570419meanwhile
>>2571193Yes and that he sexed his mom (I don't know who this was addressed to)
>>2570419bettors dox and threaten player families on the regular
not bad jdcturns a whiffed spray into two kills
>>2571202griks killed him after they tried to run away from the bomb.
goatF please have mercy on these poor little boys
>>2570419gambling changes lives, not only those who put in the money, woooo~!
wheres our guys
>>2571264On the sideline giving room for the real goat caster duo to work their magic
>>2571264this is why maui isn't hired at the major btwthey can only take so much poop and homosexuality
cunt strike oral offensive
>>2571286That sounds real fun.
How hard is HEROIC seething while watching gr1ks make stage 3?>>2571282>they can only take so much poopWhy was not hiring p0mp and d0preeh not an option?
>>2571291most people are fine being nerdy geeks without sucking dick and eating poop anonyou're an exception
They're lucky gr1ks is playing. He hasn't really been THAT good this stage.
yjk that the guy that kicked gr1ks over "differing vision" or some shit is kicking himself rn
>>2571309everyone has been chipping in (tabsen with the energy and being bait), they're looking insanely good rn
>>2571309b8 is just ass and farmed no bodies
BIGGERS
>>2571291gr1ks was pretty mid in heroic, 0.98 17 maps
freya looking divine as per usual
big for ohne
>>2571264I wonder how they decide who casts what
>>2571264brown brown brown
>>2571337
b8 niggas just really hate that util.
overpassKINO
>german map>german team>german majorabsolute poetry
If big lose this overpass then they're gonna fucking collapse on map3
>>2571395I doubt it
>>2571402nice one
>>2571357While I hate the fact that every 6 month dogshit teams try to bullshit their way to a major via asia I do lowkey wish we had gotten this niggas face as stickers
someone remind blamef there's a sizzi on the other team
ohn ononononononono niggerF bros?????
>>2571424trust the plan, patriots in control
looks like tabsen realized he's on home soil
It's over.
I thought BlameF was Polish. He just kinda looked Polish
>>2571465he's adonian
sissyGAWDS...
remember 0-12?
>>2571462I'm saying this again.It's over.
I'm feeling a 12-0 half incoming
Goat
>>2571484its not an elimination map tho so they will lose
blamef is fucking invincible lol3k 1hp
Now lose the conversiomn
>>2571506what the FUCK liquidbros
>>2571506based donkwho else could pull these numbers
11 is all they get
>baitF vs jailbait
>>2571506It's stage2, what's with all the glazing? Spirit didn't even util.
>>2571545they didnt even need to.thats even scarier.
biggers never doubted
>>2571555>>2571545>stage2
>Switch to CT>WinOverkwab is such a dog shit map lmao
fucking baitF
bro what the fuck was that from retardF
12 is all they get
big will get awp diffed on d2 it's over
The jacked chad is losing to the noodle arm twink...
>>2571560zywoo lost to betboom >stage 2 team
Brown bum
ffs tabsen.... why take that fight?
KWABIG
It's over
Overpass is a bad pick overall because if you don't get to start on CT side you will get raped like this.
BIG finally going down
>>2571684downstairs to the bar after a win?
tranime metal :3
>>2571690>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISdxQGqaLEcblameF's BIG
who cares niko vlog is uphttps://youtu.be/JLLxGZf2WD8
it's over for blamefaggot and his pack of fags
>>2571706when are these niggas practicing?until june in china than he goes to monaco.bros gonna lose
big wont win another roundall their t sides are garbage
NEUN IST ALLES
>>2571715this nigga got money and instantly forgot about cshes going to be 50 working at kaufland
End of the road for BIG.
KWABSENKWABENKWABFKWABDCKWABS
damngg
holy shit what an ace
6-0 -> 8-13???
damn that fucking sucks
>>2571722>kauflandfuck off nigger, this is Lidl board
it's stupid how much mental matters in cs i feel like in league of legends it doesn't matter that much but in cs you can just see from 6 rounds away who lost
Reminder that you cannot call yourself an IGL if you can't call T side at all. CT side is all about positioning so "calling" is not even a real thing.
blamefaggots btfo
>placed incorrect pickems because i didn't click on save>barely survived because b8 made it through I'M STILL IN IT
alright, time to start cooking on stage 3
who we got winning day 1?
>>2571767FaZe
>>2571767knowing all this is bo3 from now on the Major looks pretty kino
>>2571763>>2571767
>>2571767kek brollan taken out of the cuckshed to get raped by legacy
>>2571781What gives a fucker so much blind confidence in Falcons every time even though they have nothing going for them?
fuck yeah I'm still in it. thought they were gonna throw when they were tilting hard
kek brollan taken out of the cuckshed to get raped by lega-
>>2571787Initially I had navi and vitality but I just don't think navi can beat spirit. Falcons might be able to take advantage of a weak bracket.
>>2571715Bro has given up on cs
>>2571751You mean Penny.even lidl is a bit too expensive
How the fuck does donk happen?>record breaking faceit elo>record breaking hltv rating>every map he plays in a tournament you are guaranteed at least one ridiculous play by himHow the fuck this 19yo kid is mowing down veterans who have 10 years+ of pro cs experiance? Is experiance really worth jack shit compared to grinding mechanics and pugs?and lastly - why is it always 18yo kids who are the biggest stars? Why are we not seeing 30yo+ guys dominating?They are still young by then, they still spend countless hours weekly on cs, this game is still their passionhow the fuck are they getting raped by someone who realistically started being decent at a game at 15yo and still has to attend school?
>>2571817s1zzi is gonna clear
>>2571817Hes deeply believing Christian and God rewards believers. Same with Ronaldo and Messi.
can they just fucking announce what cache is replacing now
>>2571835no
>>2571706Why are asians so parasocial like this? To go as far as to jump the barricades for a cs player is is much much more likely to agree to take a photo in another space than someone like lebron.
not even gonna touch faith on this onethis is between hunter and niko+monesyprobably gonna go home from work early to catch it
based Slavic blood feud time
>>2571830I love you donkposter. donk is so cute bro.. I'm not even gay but I love him so much.He got me into watching professional cs.
>>2571860We all love him, some are just in denial.i was just hate watching cs, but donk made me stop being sinical.And yes, hes a qt3.14(no homo)
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITHYOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARESYOUR OWN PERSONALJESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO'S THERE
>>2571872for real bro <3
>>2571880May Karrigan find God Hes into some Voodoo rocks and shit. Absolute heathen.
are we going to see a thank you karrigan announcement if falcons misses playoffs?
>>2571887IDK, they all seems so tapped out of cs.Kyousuke and monesy spamming faceit games(not even together), while Niko is in Monaco 4 days before the Major.>>2571715Makes no sense whats going on with them.So lets hope they just disband.
Pari > 9ZMongolz > BB Vita > FUT Legacy > MouzFalcons > G2Furia > B8Spirit > Na'Vi Monte > Aurora
Niko too based for this bitch ass game
>>2571835Might as well be Anubis; most teams only use it as an upset map. Looking at my stats for this season out of 184 premier games I've only played it 9 times
>>2571880>represents a country where Christianity is forbidden and technically a crime
how retarded we feeling?I actually wanted to put vit + mouz in 3:0, but no matter how I simulate these matches, mouz runs into either vit or navi + furia, and that's just assI give up, its joever.
>>2571925>Navilol no. they won't go 3-0 even if they win vs spirit.
>>2571925put spirit instead of na'vi in the 3-0replace mouz for literally anyone else
save jdc and disband fast
>>2571938setting his puppets up to be raped
>>2571925You'd have to be crazy to believe Navi will win against Spirit. Spirit were raping them even when they sucked against everyone else, and they are more consistent now than ever.
>>2571942have you ever had an original thought?
>>2571938this gonna age so badly when he gets fucked by a frog
>>2571960apex will damage his mental
this is happening
>>2571962grok, name a borderline decent team mongolz didn't lose to in 2026
idk a lot of these could go the other way. i could see vita coming in cold and losing to fut right off the bat and changing the whole thing. i'll probably run it a few more times later and tinker
>>2572015i'd agree if it was still BO1. But in a BO3 I imagine they'd get online by map 2. Also they should be hungry after their loss in Atlanta.
>>2572027i suppose but that blast rivals game between them recently was really close even with the stand-in. strat wise they aren't in the same league but if fut shows up shooting harder they could tilt it. if i was putting real money on it i would say vit 75% chance though
>>2571264White Excellence
This is the way
>>2572045This can also be the way
>>2571952>they are more consistent now than ever.lol relax they've only been good at two tournaments, and their start in Rio was actually shit
>>2572045>>2572066Just FYI Vitality and Spirit will play each other in second round matchups if they both win their first. Your 3-0 is impossible
>>2572084depends on other matches
>>2572087Seems very possible to me, unless mongolz shit the bed against betboom
>>2572084I could only get this to happen in the simulator with one set of win conditions
>>25721009z and bb wins
>>2572100You're betting on Mouz to win for that to happen and I just don't see it. And frankly PV and Aurora are gambles as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvl9UHXDWckIt's up, lock in chat
>>2572106>>2572110>>2572116Maybe this is the way then
>>2572120maybe. i think either 9z or pv goes 0-3. then probably monte too i think aurora is one of the teams they could beat lol.
Damn, these stage 3 picks are tough not gonna lie. Literally all teams can easily beat each other, minus hasbaratality who are coming in hot with chud rage, so they're not gonna drop a single map.
>>2572134A lot of my picks really depend on who shows up. A few teams have really not been hot lately. Like PV it feels like everyone has figured them out and it's ruined their mental
https://youtu.be/JLLxGZf2WD8?t=1066one of these days niko finna get stabbed
i shat myself again
>>2571925Here's the blueprint for success.
>>2572617if you're gonna memepost at least add a cap or smth, you wouldn't want some newbie copying you 1:1
getting a real 3 SA teams in playoffs vibe rn
>>2572660You will feel very silly in a few days brother. Everyone putting Vitality in 3-0 are falling for the biggest bait since Falcons 3-0 in Austin.
>love gambling>hate pickme'sif you're gonna do it, do it rightfucking zoomers...
>>2573136you have to go to the stage 2 tab and hit the Advance button
Last major i spent a lot of time watching matches even tier 2 stuff before the major to try and get a diamond coin>got a pity silver coinThis major i'm busy so i do the pickems with little to no thought put into it>6 teams right on both stage 1 and 2okay i think retardmaxxing is the way
>>2573201>retardmaxxing6th grade classrooms are down the hall and to the left
>>2573242i'm 25 niggayou're just very old
>>2573258being 25 and use that kind of language is embarrassing also I'm 20 also fuck you also you are poor also no one cares about your pickems also overdrive owns you lil blvd
>>2573290holy seetheworked by a zoomer gimmick lmaoall the niggas in your class must hate you no wonder you're so angry
>>2573317lol shut up lil unc stop embarrassing yourself you soon to be millennial
>>2571835pros already know, anubis hasn't been played at all in astana, cac or stage 1+2 of major except by bums looking for an upset
>>2571715>>2571896remember before Budapest they didn't even wanna bootcamp, they barely won group stage (only because of m0nesy lifegaming dd2 vs G2) fucking zweih owned them in playoffs and Niko lost 1v1 to chopper. and here you gotta make up for the biggest firepower liability in karrigan as well, if you aren't bootcamping hard and have all 5 people mentally on the same page you might as well just give up.the fucking state of this team, truly nobody is in charge of anything in Falcons. imagine how apex would react if ropz said he wants to stop at the Nordschleife a few days before the Major to give his new Porsche a spin.
>>2574209they've bootcamped for 2 weeks
>>2574281everyone on twitter says one week
>>2571715>monaco>race
>>2574209>imagine how apex would react if ropz said he wants to stop at the Nordschleife a few days before the Major to give his new Porsche a spin
>>2574337basé no-bullshit danPari > 9ZMongolz > BBVita < FUTLegacy < MouzFalcons < G2Furia > B8Spirit < Na'ViMonte < Aurora
>firepower liability
>>2571715Niko is an adult now. CS is for children. It's not a serious hobby, just like gaming in general.
who do we trust?
>>2573913Anubis mid change was so shit
>>2574640None of them. Thorin will actually have some thought put behind it though
>>2574644it's not the worst but not nearly enough to fix the map, both sites are just as easily overwhelmed as before and trying to get info on where the hit will come is very risky, gamble stack the map basically
it's so fucking over donkbroskyousuke solo owning donk and magixx duo
>>2574685
>>2574684>Navi over SpiritI'm pretty sure Spirit wins that 90% of the time and donk has been on terrifying form, I wouldn't trust Navi at all herePari could also easily get upset by 9z
>>2574692donk is just one guy and this is a team game and navi have looked like a better TEAM for some time now.
>>25746929z over pari isn't even an upset at this point, 50/50 imo
when is JW playing?
I read the script and here's exactly how it's going to go.
apex said mouz is amazing in practice
The picks from the Monte admin on twitter lmao.
DO NOT put Vitality 3-0
>>2574738I know that FUT plays them in the first round but remember it's a BO3
are mouz using xertion or brollan igl?
>>2574722Weird he didn't include b8
>>2574746Yea and? At Blast Rivals it was a Bo3 too.
you're welcome guys
Someone will depart from Vitality soon?Why does it feel like something happened behind the scene between the players? Why is ropz sucking streamers dicks?
>>2574722>navi over vitality>bunch of shitters in 3:1/3:2 over spirit>russian teams both eliminated 0:3>your own team 3:0 even though it's guaranteed to bomb out of the tournamentLeast synthetic UA brain. Definitely a sentient human being.
>>2574831Apex is becoming a dad and he's fucking 33. It's obvious he's retiring soon.
>>2574835But where do b8 be?
>>2574831>Why is ropz sucking streamers dicks?What?
>>2574842nta but he's popped up on my feed doing interviews and a long stream session with ohne. maybe that's what he's referring to
>>2574844I see. I've been watching the one with Thorin but I didn't know about the ohne thing because I don't give a fuck about ohne.
SunPayus got his SunPapi sticker past Valve presumably because it's a nickname accepted by the community. Could he have also gotten away with CreamyP after SPUNJ established the nickname during EPL?
>>2574840B8's comms are in russian, so maybe he considers them traitors or something. Fuck knows what's going on in that guy's head.
>>2574903doubt it's that. maybe it's just some org beef.
>how to fix liquid >sign russiansIt works for literally every americas sports team, it will work especially well in esports. Trying to cheat the fate by signing other slavs or discount Russians won't work.
>>2574913>sign russiansWorked out really well for C9 didn't it?
>>2574913E-sports are not real sports. You can't sign dudes with toxic citizenships/passports.
>>2574903All cis teams comms will be in Russian, just ten-15 years ago that extented to Baltics as well, still does to some degree unless balts are in international team.
>>2574915>Hobbit>Electronic It did work actually but they signey a bunch of retards, not just anyone Russian will do. Imagine betboom / spirit teams but under c9 / liquid logo, NA CS would be "saved" right now
>>2574933>NA CS would be "saved" right nowNo it wouldn't because NA fans want to cheer for an NA team.
>>2574933I think NA just doesn't really give a fuck about CS. They effectively exited it almost a decade ago, same as dota. M80 and such are just the lasting effects of the NA scene. They participate in different disciplines that are popular in NA specifically (forknife, apex, etc). Also, you will never outcompete EU by staying in NA, since there's no one to scrim against anyway. You'd have to move out while still having to pay taxes there. It's just not feasible methinks.
>>2574943>>2574946true, I think some NA faceit players are starting to play in EU with like a 100 ping because there is no one to play against.
Bored since no games today so here's my ranking of the teams stickers:>GoodFuriaSpiritAstralisG2Legacy9zGLHEROIC - yxngstxr carriesBIGM80SINNERSNRGTylooSharksTLLV - c4llm3su3 kinda sus but I don't read mandarin so I will allow itTdUFlyQuest>MidVitality - Mezii's fault for inserting numbers into his signatureMongolzParivision - Would have been S-tier if not for zweihMOUZpaiNB8mibr - venomzeraGG - Felps>BadNavi - iM's and Makazze's fault for inserting numbers into their signaturesFalcons - m0NESY for inserting a s1mple reference and TeSeS is plain uglyAurora - XANTARES and Wicadia for adding random shitFUT - Why does demon's signature read coolio?Monte - GizmyBB - looking at you zorte and flamus
>>2574835seething
Monte are miracle running to the play offs btw
>>2574844 (Checked)ropz been fucking with ohne for a while
>>2575039I don't see it; azuwu lifegame has been spent getting here
>>2574913if liquid actually scrapped these bums and was 100% american I could see being a fan
>>2574980some of the spirit stickers are weird. magixx and shiro seemed kinda blurry when I looked at them
>>2575182I don't see the blurriness. All 5 of them have terrible handwriting but at least they just signed their in game names.
Spirit are letting Donk trade way more frags now and this is the reason for his record setting rating now.If a player like Donk is really good at getting an opening kill then the odds he gets a second kill are way higher because of how Spirit set him up later in the round. So he;s much more likely to get multikills than an average player and combined with the fact that HLTV rating is non-linear, he's setting massive records.
>>2575305It's just stage 2. It doesn't matter. Only the playoffs do.
look at how the majority of awpers are below the average mark, down in the gutter!! lol the only new name that is kind of ok is modo. compare this to riflers where there's endless stream of new talent this is why zywoo and monesy are better than donk, it's so much harder to be on top with an awp than rifle
>>2575343Is that why donk complains about the AWP, because it's too difficult for him to use?
>>2575380donk second AWPs a fair bit
>>2575343>this is why zywoo and monesy are better than do-
>karrigoat respect button
firepower: 0
>>2575447>>2575442rlewis has declared that karrigan is below the hooxi line and thus cannot win the majorthe hooxi line is the point at which your igl is so bad that it doesn't matter how good his calling is he is uncarryable
>>2574722cringe, but Parivision indeed could be 0-3
this is how it will be
>>2575455unironically true if he keeps playing at 0.73if he can do like 0.85 they're fine
Checkmate
its retarded that with previous major passes you could get a bunch of souvenirs if you did well on pick'ems but now you cant afford SHIT. i get valve cant really do cases but this is fucking GAY
It's up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93MtEIW8Wo
didn't realize people cared so much about lil video game coins n stickers LMAO
>>2575652
oh my heccu is running the new spirit vloghttps://youtu.be/TKj9bRcysd8
>>2575827holy fuck she is BEGGING for tn1r's dick whatthe hell
>>2575827there's somthing about her that reeks of desperation
the amount of copium this nigga is on
>>2575871this interview gives bad vibes. but i guess that's how the goat coach rolls.
>>2575871>>2575875This is why you need to keep these e-niggas poor.They get that bag - they stop giving a fuck.
>>2575827:D
>>2575827only time ever posting a vlog in magog has brought any valuethanks
>>2575895donkey had some great angles.and shows if he actually got a good haircut, and some cuts that break up the bowl cut, hed be 1000% even more handsome.
>>2575833timestamp?
death camps for redditors
>>2571962based mongoloid
>>2576004that'd clean out all of hltv and 80% of this thread
>>25759601:40
>>2576014did I stutter?
>>2574973you can get high 70-low 80 ping to uk off the east coastNA orgs need to base there and scrim eu to level up
>>2576028>living in the UKwould not wish that even upon the vilest subhumans in this thread
>>2576035retardbro...
>>2576025fine by me
>>2576035nice reading skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWjXAPHIDo
>no esporst today:(
WAAAAATCHhttps://youtu.be/-tzF6VDIzu0
>>2576334jews are incapable of admitting they are wrong so spinx and xertion mustn't be behind this
goat coach vidhttps://youtu.be/ACY50WHzHrY
The winning formula
>>2576548>goat coach*won nothing award*got burned out by standing behind 5 teens award*missed getting signed by top org award
>>2576577The 'Woo will spank techgirl for her nonbelief
More karrigan propaganda just hit HLTVhttps://www.hltv.org/news/44852/kyousuke-people-are-saying-i-have-more-motivation-when-im-playing-with-karrigan-i-think-maybe-its-true
>>2576577lol nobody believes in Pv at all
>>2576577>betboom 3-0lol. it would be so amazing if vitality had rematch at 2-0 or 1-0 vs betboom and lost.
karrigan used to be the MC of counterstrikenow it's donk
>>2576589What the hell is the Minecraft of Counter-Strike?
>>25765863 shit tournaments in a row
>put snoretality at shit hours because nobody cares>spirit vs na`vi in prime timebasedthey know why people watch counterstrike
>>2576582kek niggas are shamelesswhat i think has happened is, enough time has passed for kyousuke to understand what a dysfunctional mess this team really is and that there is no deep sense of trust possible in this kind of environment where people will just kick you without anyone saying something (for or against). that's kind of how Faceit works in a way, you're playing for yourself, so he's back to that mentality and thriving now. also helps that karrigan has no real strats so he can do whatever.
>>2576577Holy BASED Techgirl not being a sheep AND putting FUTA on 3-0
i thought techgirl and heccu was the same person. they look exactly the same.
>>2563622I think it is. I looked at it a lot. I can't physically do it, my body doesn't allow me to do it. best aimers seems to have the wrist not having a contact on the table. also his fingers being at the edge give him a natural recoil control, whenever he clicks down, the mouse gets automatically gets pushed down.
https://youtu.be/fYqdCQwfJSA
>>2576699why is HE there?
>>2576699>no spirit yawn
I'm drooling, she also got some type of a lisp or something )
>>2576699>woo roundtable contentthanks anon, i don't watch CS youtube stuff at all so i would have 100% missed it
>>2576629Double based for putting mouz as 0-3
>>2576699>no ropzWell that suc->no SpiritLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2576774I will analy rape you
>>2576774Content with zywoo is pretty boring.
>>2576774Content with Goatwoo is always entertaining.
>>2576699zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
sh1ro just played 3 faceit matches with yxnstxr what the hell does that mean?
>>2576859they're replacing niko and monesy on falcons
>>2576859they have been playing lots of faceit over the last 2 years, they are friends.
Yanko wit dat dip ya diggggggggg
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394899/falcons-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTD0go0kN2Awatchie, right nowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd-FdEGSMjsWatch right FUCKING now bros
>"It's not like the IGL should just die for the team, and I won't say names, but I don't really like that in big teams, the IGLs sacrifice a lot by dying.OOF OOF OOF OOF SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED HIPPO DOWN!
Senoooor noooooo....I gave Biguzera way too many chances, never again.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iA3Z12qwOI
https://www.hltv.org/news/44855/aleksib-now-we-have-the-individuals-who-are-bailing-us-out-in-crucial-momentsjLegendChudBros, not like this.......Also does sp0r0t have a coach for this stage or nah?
>>2574337what an ugly ass jersey
>>2574337what a great fucking jersey, I love gambling!
>>2576970Based.
>>2563522damn 19 years of raping peopleno wonder there's so much pent up seethe lol
>calling his players literal childrenmy mental would be pierced if I were them
>>2576970Based. The true GOAT IGL. I'm kneeling so fucking hard right now.....
>>2576949you've posted this every time they play each other like a broken record
>>2576949>israel vs russia/saudisinteresting matchup
>BONUS FURIA FACT: molodoy is the worst Five-SeveN player this year. he should probably stop buying that weapon. he's 3-48 with it equipped and has a -19% average swing in the rounds he has it.
>BONUS FALCONS FACT: Niko is planning to kidnap donk if they fail at the Cologne Major
>>2577157is this 5-7 only or 5-7 as secondary with an awp thoone is sucking on ecos and the other is being an awp who pulled a 5-7 means you're getting fucked probably
12 fuarking hours im finna buss
So stage 3 is gonna be with crowd? If so based
>Motor functions, reflexes, judgment... you are not as fast as you think.
Why are so many players with 14-20k hours still stuck in 2.7-3.2k faceit elo? Do you need superior special genetics to climb past 3.5k+ ? I see this pattern constantly. Also the best female players in the world can't seem to break 3.2k-3.3k elo
>>2576629mouze will not be 0-3, and FUT differently lost some games
>>2577538that's a lot of hours but a big chunk of that could be kz or fucking around in hammer. You don't need "genetics" just a lot of time to put into the game, a lot of people would rather with friends
>>2576579but she put Vitality to go through...
>>2577538hours don't matter much, proper practice does
>>2576970failcl0wns need to fire b0tniggan and hire either bl1tz/kr1beni/sexterMORE FIREPOWER
zonic was brown
>>25776442bf gtl (gym, tan, laundry) was a big deal back in the day
>>2577644Wtf zonic is brazilian? CARALHO VAMO FALCONS PORRAAAA
Vitality-FUTG2-Falc0nsM0uz-LegacySp0r0t-N0viOnly 4 interesting matches tomorrow, rest is filler. Why/how the fuck are m0nte and b0 in this stage? Wtf? These niggas don't show up anywhere except the major.
>>2571006#trvkeb0tniggan is a ropzbabby and ap0x is a zywoobabby
Is BB playing with their full roster or is there some substitute? Also what are the odds Vitality DON'T make it to playoffs?
>>2577582>>2577589I ask this because all of the youtube guide coaches on youtube are around 2.8-3.2k elo with like 15k+ hours. If proper practice matters so much why are these guys all stuck in low 3k? Just something I've been wondering about lately and I would like to hear opinions on why this is.
>>2577802>Also what are the odds Vitality DON'T make it to playoffs?the only way Vitality wouldn't make playoffs of a Major is if they still had the first day bo1s system and they somehow went 0-2 and choke under pressure in the elimination gamessince everything is bo3 now i think the chance of them not making the playoffs is zero
>>2577829But they're lowkey faltering and the hyenas are circling
>>2577823well premier/faceit/comp isn't reflective of professional play
>>2577986well these aren't professionals. They are failed tier 2/tier 3 pros who resorted to youtube/coaching instead after getting cut from their teams. And most profesionals are still like 3.7k+ elo on faceit if the actively play it. It would also make sense to try and get to 4k elo to charge more for your coaching since every other coach is only 3k elo. You get where I'm getting at?
This is so bad but it makes sense in my head
>FUT the Turkish org has a roster of Eastern Euros.>Meanwhile the actual Turkish team is signed to Aurora an Eastern european org.Why don't they just swap? Feels weird like if Furia was a Russian team and Spirit was Brazilians.
>>2578126don't put any hard shooting team like legacy in 0-3>>2578191why would they swap the young virile roster for majer, xantares and woxic all giga-unx? besides there's much less difference between turks and ee than br and ru
>>2578191Why would they swap? FUT has the better roster and because of that a higher chance to win tournaments. Turkish fans will follow turkish players no matter where they go so it doesn't really matter where the org is from.If it's just about having a weird feeling then just remember that NIP has a danish roster and fnatic an ukranian one.
Knicks in fucking five
It's crazy how ESIC found that 100+ coaches regularly cheated for years, including plenty of well-known ones operating in tier 1. Remember Spirit's magical semifinal run in Antwerp? Hally wasn't there because he was banned from abusing the bug all the way back in 2018. None of them ever breathed a word about it until some random polish guy discovered it in 2020.Given all of that I completely understand valve's dislike of coaches - they already didn't like them beforehand, then they spit in valve's face by engaging in large-scale cheating for years... so I don't exactly empathize when those same coaches complain about the heavy-handed approach utilized at majors
ayohttps://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1u0xf2e/happy_anniversary_of_falcons_choking_an/
>>2578372should we ban all players because some of them cheated?
>>2578409Yea.
>>25784459z has a high chance of upsetting Pari imo
>>2578445Falcons? Really?
>>2578451Maybe B8 instead>>2578471I just wanted an excuse to put Spirit and Navi in the 3-1/3-2 bracket to hedge. Maybe that's a dumb idea
Who do you guys have as your second 3:0 pick besides vitality? I have spirit atm but if all favorites win the first round of matchups then they both play each other and already eliminate one of these two. So Im thinking about potentially switching to falcons.
>>2578576I'd be happy if I was guaranteed one 3-0 pick so I don't mind Vitality and Spirit in 3-0
>>2578576If you bet on Mouz losing then that won't happen. At this point I bet on Mouz losing
>>2578586yeah I guess thats one way to look at it>>2578589I actually have them going through tho so Im not betting on them losing lol. But yeah its ofc not set in stone that all favorites win in the first round. Definitely can see mouz losing to legacy.
>>2578614Legacy are the favorites not Mouz
>>2578614idk xelex in a major and brollan returning after not playing with them just so he can get kicked again right after..
Y'all niggas are clearly unaware of ball knowledge.
>>2577777quints of truth
>>2578617No. Every single betting site has mouz as the favorite.>>2578621yeah will be interesting to see how they play with all these weird roster changes recently but for what its worth apex said in an interview that this mouz lineup was pretty strong in practice. We shall see.
>>2578659Could leave them with determination of something to prove. Against Legacy is interesting though; Art's calling style is aggressive and if they are hitting their shots I could see Mouz totally shutting down especially on T
>>2578659>No. Every single betting site has mouz as the favorite.You are a fucking moron.>>2577777czeched and keked!
>>2578677Tell me then how did you come to the conclusion that mouz are the underdogs?
>>2578682nigga they're fucking washedthey did god knows what with that retarded jl move earlier and haven't played any officials sincelegacy on the other hand are in red hot form beating falconshttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026and winning a tier 1.5 tournamentI still think Mouz is going to win but Legacy is NOT the underdog, mouz is.
TFD in 7 hours
>>2578684Beautiful, sexy AK.TFD indeed.
Wtf bros the AI is telling me to swap BetBoom for MOUZ... Sneed it or keep it?
>>2578683>muh own feelings decide whos the favorite and notThanks for clarifying that you are a retard and not capable of grasping how favorites and underdogs are determined. Actual waste of time talking with imbeciles like you.
>>2578689chuck it
>>2578688Thank you. I believe G2 beating Falcons today would have great spiritual implications, setting G2 up for a tournament run while damning Falcons to eternal failure.
Who is the better commentator, Machine or Scrawny? And who will cast major final? I always wonder, I like both.
>>2578689Nigga both of them are out. Make sure you have Pari advancing
The Lion is on the hunt tonight. With one Kovac on his side he will get his prey.
>>2578709>With one Kovac on his side he will get his preyFinn my boy you are meant to play for Falcons not make every match a 4vs6 with you fragging. Also the prey is a trophy not the fucking bag.
>>2578683Don't know if you're ragebaiting or actually serious but just in case (takes 5 sec to research btw): Sportsbooks and betting markets are the most common source. Favorites are set by the betting market (bookmakers and exchanges) via odds — lower odds = favorite. Odds reflect implied probability after the bookie’s margin (vig) is applied, and they’re adjusted as bets come in. Doesn't matter who you personally think will win. Mouz are the favorites since the majority of people pick and bet on them to win.
>>2578696>feelingsI literally laid it out for you in plain text with proof you fucking faggot.>>2578715I know how betting works retard.>Mouz are the favorites since the majority of people pick and bet on them to win.That's not what favorite means in the context of the match itself.
>>2578709The other Kovac is called hunter tho. Not a good omen for the lion.
>>2578720zamn that's true>>2578704I want to love G2 but paypal man....beating falcons will always be funny tho
>>2578721I want PayPal out as well but I wouldn't wish ill on the team because of that.
>>2578718anon nobody gives a fuck what you think. The favorite is the team that the majority of people pick to win, which is directly reflected by betting odds.
>>2578721>>2578727SunWoous makes G2 G2
so many games today, im excited, happy even
>>2578734jL
My own personal jesus?
>>2578735>26>to come
RTXWOO
>>2578734magnojez
imagine seething for literally over a decade
>>2578728The favorite is the stronger team retard. You can't change the definitions.
going to nut to falcons getting raped today kwab!
it would be fucking funny for falcons to bomb out 0-3
So what's the point of paying ZywOo to be a NVIDIA shill? Better publicity after being one of the driving factors in making gaming PCs incredibly expensive?>>2578748They won't go 0-3 but I believe they won't make playoffs.
>>2578748I've already put my money where my mouth is >>2578623
Death to Falcons
>betboom vs mongolz>parivision vs 9z >at the same time why would they do this
>>2578745Yes and the majority of people think mouz is the stronger team and pick and bet on them to win making them the favorite. Even an absolute retard like you seems to finally get it in the end thats great^^
>>2578623shalom
kek fats on the west coast seething at 1am
I'm on the east coast paconer.>>2578758Legacy is the stronger team you fucking moron
>seething at 4amsure you are senoooor
>>2578745To save you from further embarrassingly trying to die on this hill these are the odds (and they look pretty similar on all sites). Most people pick Mouz to win (or in your words think thats the stronger team). Also a team at 1.66 odds is what you would literally call a short favorite or simply favorite. So yeah they are the favorites in this matchup.t. former betting addict
Who were your favorite teams and players that got raped by danes for years?
kek it can't even do basic math rightfatty brain no doubt
>>2578775again nobody gives a fuck what you personally think. Majority of people think mouz is the stronger team making them the favorite
My friend put Aurora 0-3 cause he hates Turks.Is this normal for Dutch people
>>2578786everyone hates turks, just yesterday i was going to bitch and moan about turks because i played a bunch of games and every single one of them had cheating turks
>>2578786This is normal for all Europeans, especially the Dutch and Germans where the roaches have settled.
who are the new york mets of counterstrike?
>>2578786Is his name Chris de Jong
>>2578786based
GET IN HEREhttps://www.twitch.tv/fl0m
>>2578824we're really just waiting for ohne
we're waiting for kyogoat
>>2578824can't imagine the type of person that watches flom
Damn, jame just got raped HARD
>>2578853Im north american and I watch flom
the game of cs itself is gamblingyou gamble on which site to stack
>>2577732There are 4 interesting matches and 4 who cares, which not do 1 interesting 1 boring instead of doing 2 interesting and 2 boring at the same time?
End of the road for PARIVISION.
>you can hear actual conversations from the crowdesl just begging for it huh
damn my 0-3 pari pick aint looking so bad right now
>>2578861>4 interesting matchesVitality-FUT, Falcons-G2, Navi-Spirit and ??????
baby squirrel over cocked
>>2578872FaZe-Liquid
>>2578872mouz legacy
Is it mid peek or mid pick ???
>parivision bombing out 0-3LMAO
>mantle upheh
More people would tune into a FaZe match than any of the other teams today: Fact.
>betboom booming out 0-3LMAO x2
>>2578888quads of truth
>>2578889I made the right call by swaping them with mouz. Based AI.
>>2578888>quads
910woo
>>2578888>8888Checked and appreciated by Chinese and neo-nazi bros
luchovwoo
7-1 on the most police sided map lmao. Poovision is done.
>>2578899Its 9z on overpass with their 73% winrate in 2026YES I'M COPING
Hally was right, zweih is a bum.
>>2578884>>mantle upMachine is casting?
this would never happen with AWRA
>>2578904
If you are a good guy, you will still believe in the parivision 3-0 or 3-1
>>2578910i want to believe but it feels like cope lol
>>2578888god I hate those tasteless uniforms, manlet shoes and their retarded chinese manager destroying godkys career
Stack the A site, and if that doesn't work, stack the B site.
>>2578910they won one round on ct-side overpass...
>>2578904Chadkazze "monkey style" Drin won
Jesus christ what a fucking beatdown
jamewoo is just warming up
>>2578912im coping too, bad map, they win the next two easily. Then the next two series. Especially if one of their next opponents is Falcons. Just envision it.
luchov is legit
>>2578913>tasteless uniformspolish guy looks 80s kino tho
Now that NRG have opened the floodgates to what is possible.....
>>2578923obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOMa56y_Was>>2578913>nofunallowed.jpgthis is by far the best jersey we've ever seen
how do you go from mindraping apex and putting vitality in overtime on inferno to this?
>>2578927mr12 bo1s are literal mickey mouse matches
how do you go from raping falcons and faze with karrigan to this?
>>2578888Is Frozen the main guy now? Only one without the gimmick tack suit, walking like he has tron npc's surrounding him
>>2578927Seems like they didn't have much of a playbook and everyone figured them out. Their mental must be horrible because they've looked like total shit this year
>>2578930>bo1s
>>2578927Zywoo 1v5 unironically mindraped and destroyed this team
PV is so washed...
>>2578932I mean yeah Frozen is Faze's only remaining hope. Main character is Twistzz though.
13-1 KWAB
anyone noticed that one guy on 9z looks like steel?
>>2578927What I dont understand is why its so difficult for a Tier 1 team to straight up just impersonate vitality strats and teamplayYou might never beat Vitality or Navi but at least you wont get raped by jobbers on live TV
>>2578930it wasnt bo1, it was bo5 first time and bo3 second time, both times they lost 0-2 0-3 but maps were genuinely much closer than what we see today lol >>2578936feels that way
>>2578941no josh we didn't
>>2578947"looks like steel" is not a compliment
it pisses me off the way they pronounce magnojez
>>2578954mag - no - jizz
is there rolling schedule?
>>2578965probably not
>>2578954I hate that that only one who doesnt say kee-oh-soo-kay is fucking mauisnake
910 21-4 at halftime btw kek
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2578979BB KWAB
winning 13-11 with two pistols is the most fraudulent thing in csmongolz look really weak, they might go out 1-3
Parivision is so fucking shit
why is paconer hating parivision so much? strange
>if only you knew
>>2579028He will never be him.
alr lets wrap ts up I wanna see some real teams play
Jame went 0-1 in Legends at Rio '22. history repeats
bro pari is so fucking bad and its not just one player anymore, they are all bad, reads are bad as well
>>2578992They always were. A few retards just treated beating Falcoons in a final like an amazing feat.
>>2579046>read this comment>check score>they're winning 10-7......
zorte kinda nice with it
>>2579053>>2579028they are BARELY scrapping by
is pari really winning second map after losing overpass ct side 1-11?
>>2579028>forgive me master, but I'll have to go all out... just this onceesque energy
>>2579058do they even play overpass. I can't remember the last time I saw them on it
Imma cook up some refried beans to enjoy with nachos to amplify the G2 kino later today.
runaway maps are meaningless, cs2 is mr12 and can be quickly over with a few unlucky roundsclose maps, 13-(10-7) tell you more.
>>2579063spicGOD
>>2579063I already gorged on a bunch of indomie so I will be fasting PBUH.
>>2579062well they dont ban it so they should at least practice it
>>2579066I'm German thoughbeit, I just have a real soft spot for Tex-Mex .
>>2579071Stop leaving towels all over our beaches
>>2579073Maybe you should wake up earlier and leave your own towel first?
>>2579071add chicken broth to the refried beans for a better tastesome pico and some nacho cheese tooalso some shredded chickenmmmmmmm
>>2579070I think nuke is their usual ban
>>2579075>wake up earlierImpossible
>>2579076>shredded chickenNever done that. Do you just mix it in once your finished?>>2579078Tough luck then. The early bird catches the worm.
>small crowed>completely dominated by cheating mongolian fansi dont know if crowds for this stage was a good idea
>>2579080basically boil your chicken, shred it with a fork and then pan fry it with a little oil and some mexican seasonings
>>2579071Every time I've gone to Germany I've had the best kebabs. When I go home there's nowhere that makes kebabs the way its done in Germany with the bread.CS2
>>2579085kebab is native to yidmany at this point
I imagine ancient is the third map; bb is screwed even if they win this one
>>2579083I mean what do you mean by add shredded chicken? Do you serve it on the side or do you mix it into the beans?>>2579085Kebabs can be hit or miss here, I rarely have it but in my hometown we have this one Turkish place that makes god tier kebabs. Better than what I had that one time I was on vacation in Turkey. You can always tell when kebab joints serve the cheap meat.
>>2579088
>>2579093toss it on top with the fixings and cheese
>>2579088What the fuck lol why didn't Jame shoot him while he was looking at radar?Insane gamer posture btw
>>2579093of course you mix everything in on top of the chipsrefer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g2EJI_XAr0
>neither of the first two matches go 2-0bruhhhhh
holy shit mongolz only got 6 rounds with 2 pistols and 2 conversions
>>2579093There is one place in my city that does german style kebab (Berlin Food Bunker) but its just not the same. Its over, I got a taste for it and now I suffer.
do people still play old community gungame and awp deathmatch ive been missing these lately and valve arms race is shit
>falcons-g2 waiting room and anons are spamming the thread with tier 2 mickey mouse bullshit no one cares about
tier 2 mickey mouz and texmexchads run this genny lilbro
>>2579105>Its over, I got a taste for it and now I suffer.I know it's basically non existent outside of Turkey but if you ever get the chance to try Kebab with pure lamb meat go for it. It fucking sucks that even the good authentic kebab places here only do beef.>>2579099Jesus Christ.
Im still parivision 3-0 screenshot this
>luchov lol
>>2579133kek nota is playing like there's an angry manlet with a belt behind him
its over, pari lost inferno
mongolz winning exclusively from pistols is so fucking sad
fuckign paridogs
>>2578927that's what happens when your coach calls you a manchild, retard and to be replaced the moment the major ends. Yes it's funny for us but realistically Dastan is a massive retard for talking the way he does.
>>2579163where did he say those things. in the recent article "young" is referring to their career
>>2579164dude please just lurk moar before posting
>>2579167sounds like you have nothing to show for what you claimed then. I know about his attitude
Can you still change your picks or did they finally implement a working timer? kek
what you see is what you get
>>2579171mine closed shortly before the first game this time
why the fuck do teams buy awp on t then just do execute? it's so fucking useless.
>>2579179it is especially useless on inferno
https://www.hltv.org/news/44859/on-the-ground-at-iem-cologne-major-stage-3#f2#FansAreHere
Pari can recover
How is Mouz-Legacy 3 stars but Vitality-Fut is 2 stars?
bombaclat... the 67 major
betboom are such fucking retardsdont go for 3v5 retakes you fucking niggers
dragging out the hits until the very last minute doesn't seem to be working pv
>>2571860>He got me into watching professional cs.same
why is there so many mongols in the crowd?
>>2579210to crowdcheat
>>2579197
I knew I should have put pv 0-3
time to buy more designer clothes jame and post more religious quotes how you're modest XDD
FUCK U JAMEFUCK U JAMEFUCK U JAMEFUCK U JAME
Damn I put 9z as my 0-3Fucking jame and bots
>theyre spending their last money for zorte awpOH NONONONOO
why the fuck would they schedule fut vs vit at the same time as legacy vs mouz. I wanna watch the potential disaster in real time
BOOMBL4 IS FUCKING BACK
FUCK U MONGOLZ FUCK U MONGOLZ FUCK U MONGOLZ FUCK U MONGOLZ
>>2579223>legacy vs mouzmouz is not the same, can't even hate them anymore
BOOMICH YOU SLIM FUCK GO BACK TO TAKING COCAINE AND FUCK OFF RUINING MY PICKEMS
another soulless asian team outfeels good
>>2579223would anyone really be surprised by Mouz getting their shit pushed in? I'm pretty sure 99% of the scene has already written them off esp for the major. The fun part will be when failclowns play
>>2579124LMFAOOOOOOO
locked in chastity ready for the falcons game
>>2579239take it easy may0nesy your bussy is getting blown out by n0k0 either way
>>2579231mouz isn't getting blasted in the groups tho
dupreeh has to gowho thought this was going to work?
>>2579243this aint the mouz of q2 2025
How long till pariniggas realize they can't win with that firepower?
>>2579246Danish cabal, the same guys that keep p0mp employed.
I can't believe betboom are starting 1-0 and spirit are starting 0-1. I simply refuse to.
>>2579247the more things change, the more they stay the same
>>2579251Boombla would've won dust2 if magno hadn't shat the bed.
Told you niggas 9z was likely to upset>>2578445>>2578451
holy pimple>>2579259?? pv winning would be the upset
FUTa is going to stick it to Vitality
FAGTALITY IS THROWING!!!!!! LITERALLY AFK REF DO SOMETHING!!!!!
>LET'S GO FUTAAAAAAA
today i goon to futa
>videoyou have much to learn nephew
>zywoo was looking at radarUnlocko
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelGET IN HERE
demon should have just killed flamez instead of splitting getting agroed by smoke
futa needs to repalce cmtry he's so dogshit
>>2579287Did he even know that he dinked flamez?
fucking dracula man lmao
In other news, Legacy just got Bra71l'd.
>>2578451LOL
le goat
RETARDLLAN
VITASISSIES OH NOOOOO
>>2579289should have but with CS2 you never know if you truly dinked some one just wallbang dinked for like 20 damage lol, regardless should have focused on one enemy instead of splitting attention
>>2579297Merficulwoo is so Goddamn merciful...
>>2579297pacifistwoo
>>2579297They always start slow as fuck. Good news is that it's a bo3.
ohne is liveeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck lets goooooooo
we're watching the official stream on youtube with adblocks lilbro
putting vitality in 3-0 was a mistake
>>2579306it's funny how these "talents" >>2576577are NEVER right
>>2579306and now they won full eco lmao
>>2576577I get vitality but the spirit recency bias is insane. Nothing new though. Always been the case.
>>2579309>>2579306>Saying this when we are 9 rounds in the first map
>>2579312well would you put navi there? they always lose vs spirit. and navi is overrated as fuck and got free 2nd placements beating only t2 teams.
>>2579305>doesnt have premium lol poorfag
Awww yeah ts gonna be so good my niggas
>>2579314Monkey style Makazze will destroy d2nkussy
>shitality
aiming for 6-7 cuz they're based like that
>>2579314>they always lose vs spiritLast time they played against each other was like 9 months ago. Navi beat vitality in Atlanta and looked pretty solid. Wonderful doesn't shit the bed as much, im plays, makazze plays. I don't know. They used to get mogged on the mechanical side of things but now that gap is closing fast.
>>2579321He plays just like me frfr
>>2579324nah they played in february
>>2579324>Navi beat vitality in AtlantaA Vitality that lost to BetBoom lol
>>2579327Unless it was in playoffs I'm not really interested.
ts nigga can't get over a game kwab
>>2579330Yeah and then betboom lost to navi so
zypoo is bottomfragging. by a lot.
>no 6-7GOD DAMNIT BRUH
it's a fut era now
This can’t be happening…CRAPwoo
>>2579341>zypoo
>betboom switching places with pari on the vrs boardI guess those bookies have no shame huh.
mice are raping btw....
>>2579348BUH THEMS LOAST TO FAWCANS AND LEGUSSY BEAT FAWCANS
>reddit uncs glazing randos for winning their punish pick map against vitalityvitalitychads just quietly waiting for goatwoo to activate and then it's over for these shitters.
>>2579348But earlier in the thread I was assured MOUZ wasn't the favorite???
>>2579350damn imagine losing to a team that's losing to 2026 m0uz.....
>>257934899% of people everywhere only watch and care about the vita match lil bro
my moussies :)
>>2579353Nigga that was me, and no they were not the favorite. But still I put them in my 3-0 pick.
i was going to say that if mouz win the major people would riot in the arena but the attendance of a mouz grand finals would be around 25 people kwab
>>2579356do you niggas really get salad and sausage soup in schools?
ONEANDDONEwoo…
>>2579361yeah like 20 years ago
ONE MAP
>>2579364and now?
>>2579365I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>2579369i don't know i'm not in school
>>2579370IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
why it feel like woo keeps baiting kek
they always lose first map i'm so confident they will rape the last 2 screencap this
Did Vitality even practice after Atlanta?That was embarrassing
What went wrong on a noob ass?
Mercifulwoo.....
>>2579377they were practicing some sick drifts in ropz's porsche
hltv actually just gives zywoo +0.20 ratingthis was literally a 0.40 game
No team is picking Anubis because that shit is gone for cache after the major endsLiterally map cheesing
>>2579381It's because of swing
>vitality are losing the first bo3 on purpose just to fuck your pickems in the assYeah, that's the French faggots alright.
>>2579374HOW HARD 'WOO TRIES
>>2579378>>2579381>IGL on topheh, unlike some we know
>>2579381
>>2579385sounds like something I'd do, pretty based
>>2579377It pisses me off how they treat being number 1 team as a given, zywoo, ropz, flamez, mezzi, it doesnt feel like they practice at all. feels like ropz is the only one who cares
>>2579389>67ts got me wheezing
>>2579384im starting to believe hltv fakes it because theyre literally owned by stake
>>2579385if you put vitality in 3-0 idk what to tell you, should've just copied my homework
>>2579389>>2579393okay wtf kek
>>2579389BASED
>>2579389Zywoo was also going for it.
futagods stay winning
>>2579402Kaine, my beloved
is zywoo getting old?
>ohne is back
>>2579407how will zysissies respond?
>>2579407based 'woo letting 'onk get aheadwhat a bro
>kinopass next
ZyWoo is kinda like Bagon. A late bloomer. Next map he will be Shelgon. And then Salamence. You know what im saying dog?
woow no way zywoo plays like shit after getting a new girlfriend ???? WHAAAAAAAAT
>>2579420if he continues to not do well we gotta do something about that bitchit should've been ME, not her
>>2579420>pro scene town bicycle succubus has sunk her fangs into the 'wooIt's over
told ya all shed ruin him
NiKo Gucci bag status?
>>2579426it would be funny if slowly wore more and more shiny things as time progressed
why is dumb ow not screaming?
Anon was right, something happened behind the scene between vita's players. ZyWOo's break up was devastating it seems.Too much mistakes...Disband soon
leg0cy with the failed b0g imitation
FlameZZZ
>>2579105try this one
Vitality...is back
FlameZ is very good today.ropz is disappointing, he souldn't have had +100 hours on b-hop and kz
ACEWOOMY FUARKING GOAT
ECO ACE HE'S BACK
>>2579440Damn that's an 11 minute drive away.Why is there german style doner in a shithole like Bonnyrigg.
Damn I forgot all stage 3 games are Bo3 now, and we get a studio crowd? Kinda fuckin nice
Seriously why has the weeb m4a4 spiked in pro usage
>>2579448i dunno, i was just googling wtf a german style kebab is and google decided to show me some foddies_sydney subreddit where a dude raved about that placereviews aren't that great so it might be a bit shit
damn ropz showing off those KZ skills burning down to 20hp in the molotov
>>2579453I'll try it tomorrow night. That subreddit is full of picky cunts so if one of them praises it then it might actually be good despite the 3.5
>>2579457good luckoh and since you're in aus, does it also sound to you like spunj is sick and has a cold?
>>2579459Sounds like he's got a bit of a stuffy nose yeah, but like he's recovering from it probably.
>>2579459nta but he does sound stuffed nose
>>2579462On talking counter they said SPUNJ is sick
turned his monitor on
quadpex
Entry frag apEX is BACK!!
>BB wonAIEEEE NAFOSISTERS NOT ANOTHER GOOD RUSSIAN TEAM
Fuck man Flamez is insane, sets up Vitality for success every round
fut are fucking dogshit
>>2579474show some respect you fucking bitch
>hasbaratality gets some shitty slavs and ukies to rape to get out of their rutepic script
FUT can only win off Anubis cheese
Why are Falcons already setting up? Are only the A stream games played in front of an audience?
Didn't you niggas check the %
I don't want to watch nuke..
>>2579483>Are only the A stream games played in front of an audience?I think so, i didnt hear anything even remotely like a crowd on B stream. >Why are Falcons already setting upI think they set up a few hours before the games usually, based on spirit vlog i saw
zywoowoo
surprised how well mouz is playing all things consideredI actually thought legacy would run away with it, or at least make it a close 2-1
>>2579419I'm feeling you nigga.
wow flamez is really good this is almost as good as Israel's entries at Eurovision
flamez is so hot no homo
so Vitality just can't win the first map of the Major
>>2579498first one's freethen they shut that shit down, no exceptions
>>2579498Stage 3 teams need a warm up map
my moussies won :)
>ZywOo goes from his second-worst to second-best Major maphaters awfully quiet
Do they play knife round to decides which side to start on or does the team who doesnt have the last ban (and ultimately chooses the third map) automatically get to choose side?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BROLLAN START FALCONS GAME
>>2579513Falcons is on the A stream bro. You got to wait for Vita to finish.
>>2579457What do you think about ThunderDownUnder?
>Mouz won 2-0 against Legacy who raped Falcons 3-1 at the grand finals of CACTick tock >>2578623
>>2579522>who raped Falcons 3-1 at the grand finalsNot really an achievement atp
>>2579525I mean yeah but they're supposed to be the giga nigga goat igl + goat rifler + babygoat + semigoat project.
>>2579518I think they're all shit and got kicked out of FQ for a reason. Alistair in particular spent way too long on Grayhound/FQ. Australia just doesn't have any awpers and it took a while for someone to just say fuck it and import one. But...I also love how an org-less team can make it to the major and slap insani in the face.
>>2579527>they're supposed to beBut they ain't...
>>2579528Any hopes for fragging igl AMWFchad Sexter?>>2579530And that makes it funnier kek
respect to p00ria for not putting themselves 3-0
>>2579534Sexter actually has an actual job now, he's done with being a CS pro. Well unless they can keep scamming a major slot, if so he'll probably come back for the bank account top-up every season.
bro what the fuck is this retarded pistol from fut
>>2579539>Sexter actually has an actual job nowhuh what really? what does he do?
acewoo decided to lock in
actually mental how bad fut are
second ace for the Woo
>>2579547sybau
>>2579544"Gaming Ambassador" for Intel and HP. I'm guessing he does advertising or PR for them. If you didn't know, TJP from his team is a truck driver. MIBR lost to a truck driver and a PR guy
guys you realize fut barely won over g2?
>>2579554>fut won over g2yep
>>2579551>MIBR lost to a truck driver and a PR guyHoly fuck I love Australia so much man you retards are unreal.
Yo DHL maybe stop being busy sponsoring the major and get busy delivering my fucking package? I've been waiting all day
>>2579554nice try but we all saw G2 get raped on the decider map, no need to lie during the Major
>>2579560who cares
>>2579559I got a fucking package for you lilbrah
>>2579559I fell for the fedex meme and my new mouse is currently in guangzhou...
i think betboom is better than fut
>g2-falc0ns kino delayedfuaaaaark
I think it's safe to say that vitality will rape everyone at this event.
>>2579565>new mouse
>>2579376Yeah i know ball
>>2579573jej this reaction pic works so well
triplewoo my king
>zywhiff
the woo is online
holy fuck how'd bibitality drop a map to fucking futa??
>>2579586Mercifulwoo felt merciful
>>2579586Anubis cheese pick
MYFUCKINGGOATWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOAT WOO
he's so good bro
NoscopewOo have mercy on them
holy raped
Thank you for getting rid of stage 3 BO1s
Kwabeni is getting raped by a team without a fragging IGL.
uhhh humblewoo doubters????
>blok outside smoke>you now have all the info, they have none>still loseapex must be fuming insidetoo bad he toned down his rage
>>2579615this pic is pissing me off
>>2579615i wish he put a flower on my ear...
>>2579619It is okay, JesusWoo forgives and embraces all.
That new vitality tshirt really sucks
>>2579626you niggas don't get fashion
Jesus Vitality got really annoyed at Anubis huh
R4P3
>poopita and fagioli on b stream
Are falcons g2 playing on vita fut stream or b8 furia stream?
BRICS raping Ukraine kkkkkkk
>>2579635After Vita/FUT
https://www.hltv.org/news/44859/on-the-ground-at-iem-cologne-major-stage-3#f6May the better Kovac win.
DIE FUT DIE
I just saw a DHL van drive right past my house. These niggers are fucking with me. Why is a logistics company even sponsoring esports?
>>2579647We're watching masterb8rs vs monkeys lilbro
>>2579647>DIE FUTGerman for the pussy btw
what the fuck is ropz doing???
>>2579654watching ohne's stream
>y0kindarts nigga pmo
nt shahar
earth to ropz! earth to ropz!There is a major in the play!
cmtrywoo
vitality is done for11 is all they get
vitality looking kinda weak right now
i genuinely believe vitality is throwing rounds just so zywoo can farm more rating vs t3
flamez is probably the best pro galil player
observer's doing a pretty shit job atm
>>2579677Smartest godwoo hater:
>>2579684
>>2579684>>2579693kill yourself
apex just completely sold mezii
>>2579695The hell did i do
AK67Six-SeveNdo it valve
futafreaks got RAPED
>>2579702i dont fucking care about your rifles, fuck off kike
entrypex
SAVIORpex the CARRY
gal1l > f0m0s
>>2579702you noticeddon't know why he jumps at you when there's hltvfags shitting up the thread with their shit memes
vitality looking rough vs the puggers
>>2579721I just praised flamez because he is a genuine great galil player. I don't even support Israel.
>>2579724>I don't even support Israelyou're not welcome here
And now to the main course...
>PICK UP THE RECEIVER I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
>>2579684nah i don't think so, he's amazing but he could never do that ace donk did vs Vitalityhe's probably the best Mac-10 player though, he does more work than anyone with it as an entry
WHEN THE FUCK DOES FALCONS START
>>2579740soon™
nice work from the lads to shut down FUTnext match up should be relatively easy, 9z, Monte, B8 or such, 2-0 inbound
>>2579735Hello, choke department?
your making antisemitism lame b
>>2579760Back to ptg, migger
>>2579758kek I wish I had that Apex receiving the call meme saved
molodoy really turning into a bot as soon as he picks up a rifle
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS STRIKE THE ZESTIEST POSE IMAGINABLE?????
Freya looking angelic as per usual
>>2579771
oh shit here comes the mvp of FACEIT League 2015 Stage 1 Finals
#FalconsAreHere
>>2579771kek n0k0 never beating the allegations
>>2579748Someone to hear you choke
dont even need to watch g2-falcons, I know g2 will rapeI'm watching b8 because I have pooria as my 0-3
>>2579748I'm gonna have that fucking song in my head for a whole week again...
He sits upon his muddy throne,A traitor to the bone.The heaviest beast you'll ever see,As ugly as a toad can be.With skin like wrinkled, dirty lead,And massive jaws that demand to be fed,He turned his back on every friend,To plot a foul, deceitful end.A wobbling mound of greed and spite,He sneaks around the swamp at night.The fat, unfaithful, hideous beast,Who traded trust to join the feast.
>>2579797>SOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERS, SOMEONE WHO CARES
reach out get raped ?
>no jawline
karrigan is fragging again
>>2579806i know lmao the french are just naturally a pig race
s1zz1mple
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
Oh my God....Falcons are so fucking shit.
kek paconer seethie
okay inferno is so fucking boring im not even gonna watch
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPEFALCONS OUT!
The Lion losses the conversion
>>2579822this is why nobody takes anything women say seriouslyeverything is rape to you people
yea man you really need to take out your knife there instead of just holding your fucking 57
>wom-ack!
cute stack :3
holy shit G2 are retarded
i get so horny when i imagine niko and monesy fucking
>crowd cheering for falconskek germanistan
>can only win with gimmick playskekwab
>falcons blatantly cheating and getting away with it because esl is owned by the saudis as well
>>2579842karrigan's half kraut
>>2579842the accent is a dead give away. not europeans
Falcons still have near zero coherent teamplay, unsurprisingly karrigan added nothing in this regard
>round starts>fatty deadkek this retarded team will have to play 4v5 all the timeno refunds!
saudis wouldn't get so much shit if they were called smercedes
TWO IS ALL THEY GET
>>2579849>armchair analysts after 5 roundstruly pathetic>>>/hltv/
>your team won their bo3 earlier that day, you can without stress comfily watch the remaining BO3s of the day
cool aimlocks on lan
Oh yeah, I think reaching playoffs would be a miracle for falcons.
>n0k0's choke spirit never left g2
I mean this is faze now, they lost normal rounds but they keep winning those bullshit forcebuys
you could see heavygod fighting his inner jew on the balconylol
>>2579859Magog shitters in absolute denial that all the top tier teams cheat their asses offAnyone with half a brain can see the obvious microtoggles
HEAVYGAWWWWWWD
he's heavyand he's a GOD
>>2579870CRISP.CLEAN,LOCKS BOYS
>literally fucking sits on youproblem?
we're a t-side team
>stands in the open trying to trade you with an SMG
I hate how sunpayus turns into a ghost 75% of the matchtime
niko knew hunter didn't have the balls
>paypalrape this motherfucker right now
>>2579885top kek
TOTALLY NOT RIGGEDhunter always submitting to niko
cut my hair myself and i look like an absolute muppet
nepotism round win
>>2579888Need a siesta before he can really get going
>>2579888>>2579890like genuinely what was this faggot thinking?
LET'S GOOOOOO
>>2579899thinking about that juicy spotfix that just got him a few more days in a beachside airbnb in mallorca baby
>>2579900IM DOING THE FUCKING HANDS
PAYPAL I FORGIVE YOU
>>2563522Was karrigan once good?
WHY DOES TESES NOT HAVE A KIT
>>2579905never
>>25799051.6
>>2579889>>2579892>>2579895Slavic blood feud
>wins round>buys tec9I've actually never seen this before
this would be a fucking embarrassment if it wasn't for niko and monesy bailing them out with blatant aimlocks
niko is back
i've seen enough, falcons and g2 go 2-3
never look at niko's in the eyes, he'll miss.
So far plenty of work from niko. I just hope he continues to perform regardless of the outcome instead of tilting.
>n0k0 deagle when the match doesn't matter
group stage cobra
>>2579921he willdude found jesus
If I'm Hunter I'm pummeling B every round. IYKYK.
>>2579927>IYKYKThe fuck you mean? Even a preschooler could figure out attacking karrigan's site.
>dude found jes-ack!https://www.hltv.org/matches/2318632/faze-vs-cloud9-eleague-major-2018
both of these teams are pretty bad
>>2579925>>2579921>>2579915(you) me when he does it in a grand final and not a shitty groupstage match agaisnt a shitty G2
>>2579931he wasn't ready to open his heart and mind back then
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CALL????????? EXECUTE HUNTER IMMEDIATELY
>>2579931>2018kek youve been seething for 8+ years
7 on CT is like not really that great. You kinda want 9 at least but okay.
>>2579931>botfragging since 2018KWAB!!!!!!!!!NT Guardian though, never forgotten
>>2579934if you don't believe before results what's the fun in watching?
>>2579909 so the raped here are literally all uncs grim
>>2579933>>2579933bakedMove at img limit (our woofriend is nearby)
>>2579958kys
YOUR OWNPERSONALJESUS
>stack?cancelled
>stack?reinstated
>>2579958>our woofriend
>>2579958based no links chadzypoobro time to nuke this thread
maui said karrigan is a fraud
Nice Titan and iBuyPower holo, M0nesy
niko so handsome when he's seething like a baby
>>2579958>>2579975>>2579949No one's falling for your samefagging paconer
So sAw's game plan was getting NiKo's hopes of a map 1 victory up and then crush them?
I mean he's carrying them. If they lose he could throw a fit and he'd be in the right.
holy shit
my fuarking goat rifler
clean it up hippotranny
NiKo playing like it's NiKosports
karrigan is actually a fraud
Nice T rounds karrigan
inferno is not our map
cs is not our game
NertZ just imagines they're Palestinian children and that makes it easy for him
>Niko playing good finally but everyone else shitting the bed
>>2580018everyone knows this wasnt just fan meeting right?
REACH OUT AND GET RAPED YOUR OWN PERSONAL RAPIST
>everyone on G2 has 13+ kills>karrigan has 6Actual team versus "pray superstars perform"
>actually kyosuke was the problem, karrigan can't fix bad players lmao what
monesy and niko deserve a better team
>>2580139Would Nemanja accept them back?
B8 got 4:3'dStop using the meme res
>>258350116:9 is also the meme res btw. Using anything under 32:9 is retarded if you can afford it
>You will never get kissed by flamez after qualifying for cologne playoffs
I hate so much about falcons from them being stinky saudis and homophobes to just being money bags that throw dollars at players who prostitute themselves like strippers for these oil barons. But damnit I need them to win my pickems.
