>Gemini CM IS ON NOW, Round 2 tonightRace Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, FirmPotential status: Infinite>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous: >>2561085Her Immenseness hungers and only has a few days left in her reign... Or does she?
Say something nice about her event
>>2563608>>2563609These are both plausible
I am not mad about the OP. I will proceed to not read it and enjoy the vidya gaem with cute anime gurls.
You just know she'll win again
MR CLEAT IS A FAURKING HERO, END OF STORY
>>2563753The best part about her event is that this is the last time that it ever happens!
>>2563753Fuji sexo
>>2563759Mr. Cleat must die
Another run through the Gemini mines, after 100 runs you'd think I'd have a great ace, but no. One run had no mile S, another had no Daring Strike, yet another had bad stats, and none of them had Full of Vigor. Alright, going through MANT, getting okay stats, clicking guts, wait fuck. Bamboo Memory stop right there, it's just junior year stop going through your event chain I only have 200 guts, I SAID STOP GOD DAMMIT!FUCK!I'm starting to think the people that say you don't need CB and Bamboo Memory were right. You know why? Because she never gives you her gold skill anyways! Full of Vigor? More like Full of Shit! Every time, all she does is give you Pumped. I don't wanna be pumped! If I wanted to be pumped, I'd just ask Akikawa because she just hands hints for it out the ass! The only reason this card is a guts card is because you need a whole lot of guts to put yourself through the misery of running this waste of data! Seriously, I'd rather pump my head into Mejiro Ryan's toilet than use this card again! I'd rather pump a shotgun and blow my brains out than brick myself yet again trying to make gutsmaxxing work! What were they thinking!
>>2563753I get a lot of free stuff, so I can't complainDunno why anons are making such a stink about it
>>2563753skippa
>>2563767I hate doing anything other than CM ace runs under ideal conditions, which I hate too.
>>2563766LMAO
>>2563753incredibly easy to do in mant, 1500 gems + 2 crystals for a few hours worth of grind is a very good deal
>>2563766SHE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU EVER HEARSHE'S THE ANGRY CYGAMES NERDSHE'S THE ANGRY GACHA KUSOGE NERDSHE'S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NEEEEEERD
>>2563756i have never read an op in my life and i am not starting now
>>2563773Why do you do the things you hate?
So would Bono, Taiki and Flower be a good comp for the Sprint CM?
Would you have been as clever as Curren in finding the keys?
>>2563766not bald enough
>>2563743Looking good although based on my early testing i believe Xogger needs groundwork setup this time around to be top tier.
>>2563783ikuno... diccus...
>>2563753She's giving me a good reason to do more parent runs.
>>2563789>Mare>According to some anons even the sexiest mare, either of her generation or in general>Her name? Dick
>>2563783I want to slamfuck ikuno dictus
>>2563791WE LOVE DICK HERE
>>2563783I want to fuckslam ikuno dictus
We need to do something about the Dick love in the threads
>>2563791I LOVE DICK. I LOVE BRIAN. I LOVER MR. CB. I LOVE RYAN.
>>2563796It's Copano Richard for you
>>2563799NTR solves that.
>>2563783I want to dickslam ikuno fuctus
Okay but do any of you actually know anything about Dictus or her career? I don't other than her having a lot of races
>>2563791Another positive to thinking Nishino Flower is the sexiest mare, she has a nice and appropriate name for a mare.
>>2563803I guess?
>>2563809Wearing your sweater around your waist is the definition of gyaru
if I don't get at least 10 wins in day 4 I will detonate a nuclear bomb
>>2563802that's an entirely different uma
>>2563742My HERO looks like this
>>2563815Oh right Day 4 in one hour right? I was just thinking about vidya.
>>2563789You find that name risible?
When will it be her time again?
/thirdrate/bros, status report, how are you doing? How are you feeling? Did you brave the A leagues or are you safe in B?Me? I am in A league, got whole two wins there!
>>2563826Sprint is Taiki's time to shine
>>2563829I'm sorry, for your success I must take away your title of third rate.
>>2563786thanks, it's early enough that i don't mind remaking aces, i still haven't decided if i should go 2 fronts or 2 lates/doms
>>2563815T E L A V I V
>>2563829B isn't safe you dumbfuck. There's SS+s and Ugs with good builds in there.
>>2563807Shes sexo, shes a free unit, she's far away. I will do a dump, i will do a "Dick Duesday :DDDD" races or something whrn she comes out
>>2563829I have a 50% winrate in total and I am 100% going to lose the finals. At least my wife qualified me
>>2563792>>2563798>>2563806mejiro mcqueen would say this
I saw someone talk about the zuma that got his life ruined by nishino last thread, I'm happy to report I survived and I am alive. I managed to bullshit my way out of it.
>>2563807she does whatever you decide is better for herand she gives you messy burger eatings
>>2563839Did McQueen even get to smash that box?
>>2563842Once
>>2563840Congrats, now the real question is. Would you fuck nishino flower
>>2563840Tell us more, how?
>>2563840that's very cool anon, learn to hide your powerlevel so it never happens again
>>2563836I have no idea why this is happening, what is even going on?
>>2563826i found some very scary taikis this time around but she doesn't have any reps in /v/ma let alone strong ones
>>2563845He was just considering her.
>>2563840so how did your parents actually respond?
>>2563837Hmmm...how about Canopus C...Cuesday, although that might overlap slightly with Munday
>>2563840How did it go anyway? Im pretty interested in how that conversation went>picrelKEK
>30% Wit growth on an End>only good skill is gold End straightsis she as bad as she looks?
>>2563840Holy shit Anon you're alive?Did they talk to you as if you were a cunnysseur prime?Did your dad show you a magazine with big boobs to "cure you"?I'm intrigued
>>2563848tl;dr the gap is massive.
>>2563857Het Alt is significantly better
>>2563834I haven't tested a lot yet but i found fronts very menacing so far.
>>2563832B-but what will that make me? Second-rate?Do we even have anons who consider themselves as such?
>>2563857Yes. Black Parade is at least usable but still not good
>>2563860I'm in A and it's not like my builds are the best. I'm sort of convinced you have to be intentionally throwing to make it to B with a UG.
>>2563865there's plenty of people in the gap between too good for B but not good enough for A
>>2563848Real casuals went to open. Now graded is just people who want to compete, so B Round 2 is people who couldn't make the cut in A for one reason or another.
>you will never hear Fine's real voice with an Irish accent
>>2563865yes, me>got plat once and it's all golds after that
>>2563766WHERE DID THE SPARKS GO
>>2563829I've made it into a finals every single CM but i went 3/20 this round despite going in with a 75% win rate and performing quite well in pubs. I've never been violated harder in this game. Not even during the Falco era.
>>2563869Part of it is players intentionally dodging A to try and get first B for sure. It's only get worse as time goes on. Especially when Ms. Victoria comes out.
>>2563875Personally I consider plat winners second rate at worst
>>2563840I feel like it was very easy to bs through it
>>2563880>Ms. VictoriaWho?
>>2563874Good, hate the Irish
>>2563846>>2563847>>2563852>>2563856>>2563858Don't wanna derail the thread but I just played it off as a wholesome daughter simulator and had my older brother back me up on it, my parents are brainwashed conservatives so they ate it up. I proceeded to bust a nut to nishino flower a few hours after
>>2563857I found out thats shes a end closer like a month ago, while i planned on getting her since like 2025. Lookin' bad? Sure, but i think shes cool, so i'll pull regardless. >>2563855Uhh, Canopus Caturday?
>>2563753I like free stuff
>>2563880Isn't Ms Victoria only for A finale
>>2563890>I proceeded to bust a nut to nishino flower a few hours afterPerhaps the newer generation will be okay
>>2563895That's fucked if so and extremely retarded
>>2563895any finals on any group of any league
>>2563887Our favorite guide maker. Ms. Victoria Frontier
>>2563890You are my fucking hero dude
>>2563895>>2563899It's for both you just gotta win finals I think
>>2563890topkek AND based
>>2563890You could have just said she was grown up, and only looked like that because it's cartoon
>>2563882In the end, I suppose every first rate needs a second banana.
>>2563895I'm sure there's some sadistic first rates that wishes this was true
>>2563890KEK
Banana?
>>2563900>>2563903holy fucking soulless
>>2563895Nyope>>2563890Based bro. WAGMI>a wholesome daughter simulatorTo be fair, it kind of is
>>2563890>wholesome daughter simulatorare you wrong tho?
>>2563890
>>2563909Did that anon ever finish the Brian x Torena x Biwa pieces?
>>2563829fucked up by being lazy and not mutating my lates into endsalso overestimated how strong nishino would be and underestimated how strong fronts would be, but i'm not going to blame myself too hard for that onethere's always a chance i gamble hard enough to get into a finals but this cm seems particularly tough so i'm not expecting much
>>2563890>I proceeded to bust a nut to nishino flower a few hours after/ourguy/
>>2563890Incredible. Someone needs to update the lore image
>>2563849I haven't been scared of a single taiki, but maybe it's cuz im running triple front
>>2563912it's an honor thing, even if you win on group B you'll forever know it was a fake victory
>>2563891Yeah that works, gonna take a while tho...
>>2563906What did he mean by this?
>>2563912>>2563927Have you considered not being faggots?
>>2563890Your brother is extremely based for backing you. Make sure you get him a good birthday present.
>>2563890Nakayama Turf 1200m RightSummer Sunny Firm GreatBring your zumiest flowers and your boomiest bumas19013434
>>2563934Shhhhhh
>>2563935group bozo ms. victoria is literally a woke DEI concert
>>2563890>my parents are brainwashed conservatives they don't understand how being a pedophile who masturbates to cartoon characters is perfectly normal
>>2563927>>2563912I get it a bit but you are not putting yoruself in the place of new or returning players. If you are a hyper tryhard you want only the maximum achievement but for several players out there that group B win or open league win is a noteworthy achievement.
I thought Ms. Victoria referred to Victoria Frontier
>>2563942Where do you think you are
>didnt realize Bourbons event gave free speed eater this whole time
Participating in CM already puts you ahead of 70% of the player base so it doesn't actually matter what league you're in
>>2563829Just went 1-4 in "shitter hours" against UG Front teams. Already glued 3 careers today so probably not making A finals.
>>2563890>I proceeded to bust a nut to nishino flower a few hours aftera true der/v/ian classic, I kneel
>>2563952Is durandal a retard too?
>>2563938One of these flowers looks a bit withered bros
>>2563959tries to act regal and knightly but is still a naive airhead underneath
>og biwa possibly one of the worst umas in the game>first alt slightly better but still underpowered>third alt actually good but only on longslop, and there's not a whole lot of longslopbiwabros got it pretty bad
when do we get a wit support that actually shows up for training?
FUCK I am already feeling VERY sleepy and it's not even CM reset time nor have I done a single borrow run yet. How do I force myself awake for longer bros? I hate missing out on stuff
>>2563965Mcqueen is still worse somehow.
>>2563965I'm always running her anyway so it doesn't matter
>>2563938>>25639617/16, I need some hag backup, will start at :30
>>2563953Im aiming for the 1%
>>2563948Case in point.
>>2563965First alt makes up for it woth how pretty it is
>>2563971Also, I'm glad she got an alt before distance/track specific powercreep hit so I can just always use her.
>>2563938Who you wanted Marus too. My bad.
>>2563961Nonsense, she's in the prime of her youth
>>2563973chad falcon would say this
>>2563976>Also, I'm glad she got an alt before distance/track specific powercreep hit so I can just always use her.So every Uma going forward gets super pigeonholed to one track?
>>2563959She's a sprinter, they don't need brains
>>2563970I'm convinced some umas pay for their merch by not getting to be dominant. Teio doesn't get to be a dominant meta threat, but she does get merch out the ass. Same deal with Rice Shower.
>>2563973yeah, for the 1% winrate
>>2563978Can she still make babies? She's been alive since the seventies
>>2563987they have a pipeline of numas, anime series and movies to shill, they cant spend 4 years shilling Mac and Teio forever.
/cancer/ waiting roomPost aces in progress or rooms. Let's see how much we've gotten done today
>>2563829Comfy times in group B as usual
>>2563965I love Hayahide and I'll use her till the end of times.
>>2563993I'm done playing MANT.
>>2563983starting with commander Spe, yes
>>2563997NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR SPEFAGS
>>2563997>implyingIt already started with ines fujin, and that's not necessarily a bad thing because in many cases the uma is still strong outside their specific track
>>2563993I don't even have parents I'm gonna take it easy and slowly
>>2563983Some alts will get skills that are stronger at certain tracks or certain distances. Commander Spe is one.>Ult gets stronger on Nakayama>Skills are Long specificARIMA KINEN MERCHANT
>>2563829Reporting: had apretty good round one, went 0,1,1,1 in round 2A. Not having to stress about qualifying for B finals is a good feeling.>lost last race against a UG Oguri>from oy neighFugggg.
>>2564004>Fujinmegabased
>>2564004>BakushinSOUL
So we're going from frontbroken anons to track-specific-meta-umabroken anons?
Last day of hunt anons, you know how it goes>POST REPORR CARD>POST THOUGHTS
>>2564004Sorry anon
>>2564011No, Frontfaggotry is an entire style not just random meta for specific tracks.
>>2564011Nah everyone will just run Chrono every CM and be Chronobroken
>>2564002>I don't even have parentsThey barely fuckin matter desu, backliners have the same parents as dahby.
yeah I'm thinking race-specific trainees are kino
You would have to possess my body to force me to pull for Chrono "Use all your borrows" Genesis
>>2563993I would build them now but I still don't know the consensus about Festive Miracle inherit
is Chrono for you?
I am not going to board in whale hours. Should I give it more tries to make an End Oguri? Or getting Mile S on the wife? Your choice
>>2564019>implyingshe will spook you when you pull on any banner after her, hope you don't want any of the semi-limiteds!
>>2564019ok I will
>>2564021Extremely so
>>2563990How many Derbies do her kids and grand kids need to win for you to see her fertility?
If I had angling those Nishinos would've been DEFLOWERED but that was a parent uma
It's literally a swarm of bees harassing the elderly
>>2564022Mile S on wife is more soulful
WHY DID YOU CLOSE IT EARLY? I CAN'T JOIN
>>2564031I missed the registration, I wanted to be your hagup
>>2564011i mean that's probably worse since anyone can make a daiwa or mayano and do ok if they really wanted to, if you get your ass whooped by a track specialist there's not much you can do if you don't have that specific uma>>2564019yeah but consider this: she's extremely cute
I'm going to Mile S all over Neicha's cute tummy
My Nishino did better than expected.
>>2564048Nic- where are her pants
>>2563938slightly edited image but congrats to nishino flower and anon for escaping the allegations
>>2564054THAT'S A LOTT OF BEES
>>2564054I can hear the buzzing of bee wings
>>2564053On the floor
>>2563966my C.B shows up a lot
>>2563783wow all 3 have such ugly casual outfits
>>2564064None of them are as bad as Dia'st.Diafag
>>2564048Agreed. Very much, yes
>>2563890>I just played it off as a wholesome daughter simulatorThis isn't a lie.
I have neither version of Maruzensky and it sucks so much, I will never experience Maru taking me away on a roadtrip with wild monkey sex in the back seat
>>2564048The tummy of the franchise
>>2564074w-what's in her bellybutton?
Where is this? The stakes calendar says there's 4 G1s here next week.
>>2564073>"uuh Maru?">"yes trainer?" >"should we be concerned about the noises back there?">"don't worry about it, they do that sometimes"
>>2564073>backseatMaruzen would never drive a car with a backseat.
>>2564073>Maru driving a car with a backseat
Best casual outfit is without a doubt Pearl'sIf you don't agree it's ok, the world needs uncultured and tasteless swines too
>>2564073Same but I don't think her car has a backseat.
>>2564090Sell me on the silver chasing hag
>>2564090To be honest I don't actually know what Pearl's casual outfit looks like but the best one belongs to her roommate.
>>2564086>>2564087>>2564091Ok wild monkey sex in the passenger seat and bent over the hood. Happy? So many /o/fags out of nowhere
Hey Torepi!Do you know what today's date is?
3 MINUTES, ARE YOU HERE?
>>2564105Yeah it's June 8th in Japan, why?
>>2564116nigga I'm not going in
>casual outfitsI like Daring Hearts, but she has the numa privelege. Out of the umas we have now, Fujin is amazing
>>25641057/6?
>>25641057th of June
Some of you may die if we encounter each other in the waters, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
I'm too tired to jump into CM now, I'll do it tomorrow. Good luck to those who queue now.>you can just skipSkipping feels wrong, I will always watch all the races in full.
DON'T FORGET TO DO YOUR LEGEND RACES
>>2564105
>>2564128Based
>>2564128Basedi dont think ive watched any race at all after taurus 1
>>2564121>Fujin is amazingthe fuck? her casual outfit sucks ass
IT'S CURRENTLY SAFE TO QUEUE
/umajp/ is dead so someone help me out, how do i beat her?
>>2564081https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascot_Racecourse
>>2564140My S+ uma could beat her no prob
>he isn't in the queue rnYou did not beat the game
Fuck queuing, it's gremlin time
>>2564140>Turf GWould job at L'Arc also she has no accels besides her ult?
>>2564135Nah it's very stylish. Plus it's sexy. That boob curtain is peak.
>>2564140Imagine the SP consumption
>>2564140yank on these nuts
>>2564140Have you tried PP + DD?
but like seriously is witGOD right about Festive Miracle being inherited or not?
>>2564140Imagine what an LS9 uma looks like
>CM open>thread is deadEoS is imminent
>>2564135>t. Suzuka
>>2564160>sacrifice 500 skill points on blue recoveries just for a maybe well timed accelbro just gutsmaxx
KWAB
>>2564160>Wasting like 600 sp on buying heals + the ult for>Effect 1: Increase Target Speed (0.05)>Effect 2: Increase Acceleration (0.1)>Effect 3: Stamina Recovery (0.005)It's the biggest fucking dogshit gaslight I have ever heard
>>2564164>thread is active>NOOOOOOOOOO its been 15 secs without a post
>>2564166>sloppa
>>2564170All end closers owe me sex. And yes, by all, I mean all.
>>2564170ok but what did this image have to do with that?
There's no point in queuing RIGHT NOW If you are a jobber Save yourself, wait for weaker hours. Let the people who already qualified do the hard fighting
>>2564175You sure?
>>2564180After getting screwed by her stamina card spooks, I need to destress. Seriously though, a lot of these early cards were ass.
>Late October, reminder pops up to do the Shuka Sho>Something doesn't feel right>Realize I accidentally did the Satsuki Sho and Derby on a Tiara run>Guess I might as well try and get the Triple Crown.>Run the Kikuka Sho. 320 stamina. Long C. 16th place. Fuck. Not even blocked.>Is it over?>Try again>1st by 8L
This shit has to be comfiest CM ever
>Is V.Bourbon stronger than you, Flower?>If the room had more than 4 fronts... it might give me a little trouble>But would you lose?>Nah I'd win
>>2564175>>2564180Stop
>>2564185it's easily the worst CM to date but sure
Shorting my entire end closer portfolio rn
>>2564126Come get some!
>>2564172>not recognising takikiholy retard
If you don't queue during reset then you didn't beat the game
>>2564194>>2564147Yes, we get, shut up already
They did it
>everyone is at bad moodsFuck who died?
I am a jobber so I wait for jobber hours, that simple
>Notice that legend race umas are still only B+>Send in a Sweep from my URA Finale Fuji mode grinding just to see how well it'd work>lol
Thread is dead it's Dober
>>2564200Everyone's doing their races bwogwo
>other two trainers bring two debuffers each>They still loseman that feels good
Not to mention anons sat through several hours of game trailers earlier today.
>>2564199By the way, a question: would it be faster to do a 7 race MANT runs than URA careers?
>>2564201shut up
Most SOULFUL toreina ive seen in group A
>>2564204>oh shit it was today? I was sleeping. Anything notable?
I want to kick Bourbon's teeth in every time she gives me snowy days hints
>>2564208One of the few times I would want to PM a person a compliment.
>>2564206No ideaI've just been grinding URA Finale because it gives me a chance of getting to see her hot springs scene
>>2564206URA is always faster. Least amount of bloat compared to any mode. I did it to clear Fuji mode and I'm already done. It was refreshing to see how much faster it is.
>>2564206I'm just doing my parent runs with Nishino on level 4, it's not really a big deal as long as you buy the generic skills as you get hints. Otherwise you can just do MANT runs like URA where it doesn't matter if you job a race but only do a handful of races.
>>2564200Doomniggers annoy me to no end can't a man just lurk in peace? I already qualified and I already bragged about 5-0s yesterday.
>>2564208BasedI saw this guy back on the Arima CM IIRC
>>2564213Huh! I thought that normal career events plus the races you need to win might be worse than a 7 G1 MANT run. Ill be doing that then, when my days off come. Thanks!
>>2564208could be him?
>>2564208LEL
I might be down to host a couple of CM15 roomas soon, anyone up for the challenge?
>>2564208>Off by 1
Oguri's terror reign will end in 2 days...DIE KAISER OGURI DIE KAISER OGURIDIE KAISER OGURIOH HAIL LIBERTY BELL TRUE FREEDOM FOR ALL MEN
>>2564224Is it the next CM? What distance is it?
Tama sounds way cooler in the legend race then on my home screen. They've drastically toned down the gremlin energy.
>>2564209Xbox showcase was okay. Plenty of gameplay shown even if games you might not want to see. Blew PS5's game trailers away. Still not buying a console.General freakout over Persona 6 announcement.I liked State of Decay 3 being put on the table again but always worried about sequels in this day and age.PC Game Show was 90% Rogue-like Deckbuilder Card Games and even worse then PS5's showcase Gamefreak talked more about their non-pokemon game.More Rogue-like Deckbuilder Card Games.Some anons excited about new Planet Zoo, War Dogs (Arma-like), and V:TM but Disco Elysium.More Rogue-like Dekcbuilder Card Games.All in all I'm still going to play Uma Musume and older games on discount on Steam.
>>2564209Lotsa games i'll be pirating is all
>>2564208>bad luck>missed 7 by one>number 4 fav (4 is associated with death and is considered a bad luck number)
>>2564226*Pulses your Stakes*
>>2564226Sure would be a shame if someone interfered...
>dead heat finishkino
>>2564140Isn't the track same as the April Chanmi? Falco/Espo would work. How's your dirt uma selection?
>>2564238Hayahide!
can't...win...
Vodka is a far better tomboy than Ryan.
>>2564238is that a fucking cafe
>>2564246Then cue later! Im waiting for my shitter hours to dive in
>>2564248Uh, no
Has Ogurin finally met her match?https://x.com/ABRLive/status/2063584422805303577
>>2564250Shitter hours aren't re-Oh YOUR shitter hours? So when you go to the john? My mistake, carry on
>0 front roomGood thing I brought the only pace
>>2564249Yeppers. End cafe at that.
>>2564200Nah I'm just not posting my results. Don't want to see this place get salted even further
>>2564255I didnt mean it like that, but it is like that, yes.>>2564256Your pace is now the honorary front, making YOU a frontnigger.
>>2564200I'm posting my results on our neighbor board
>>2564200I got beaten too hard yesterday i'm waiting for shitter hours.
The waters are way calmer than they were yesterday. There's no need to wait for shitter hours.
>>2564259Ryan, we need to make Dober, NOW
>>2564267Please don't lie i only have four tries!
>above 50% round 2 winrateHopefully finals aren't much worse than these lobbies
Shitter hours don't exist
most soulful distance
>>2564228Hanshin Turf 2200mRight handed, Good conditions (remember, that means wet NOT firm), Summer, CloudyIt's Xoguri dominator city (again). And if you're running gamblers, Dober's ult is good once more. Late race starts on a corner, so Angling for fronts and Pump Iron for backliners is also in play. Xoguris will kill you, whether you run end closer or pace chaser, and they will bring their dominator friends with them to make it even easier. It's gonna be a tough one.
>>2564248mares can't be good tomboys
>>2564269Unironically just made a medium power ryan parent with good grandparents, 8* blues and medium sparks + uma stan hints and some other good stuff. Found some Maruzensky borrows because i'm gonna gamble on red-shift for my dober as well, along with all the good grandparent inherits that, corner/late race speed and all that. Have Dober deck sorted out, ready to crank out some aces
>double AnglingWhat the hell?https://files.catbox.moe/jzkegy.webm
>>2564271They will be worse, there are people in this round that won't make it to A finals, you and I are going to lose. We have no chance against the sort of trainers in Finals A
I love Grass Wonder and want to bring her to the next CM but i feel like i'm not strong enough to make her win consistently. Any tips on how to build her? Is gamblemaxing the only way?
>>2564267I know about whales, shrimps, dolphins, etc. But this is the first time im seeing an anglerfish
Today was awful, my Bourbon kept losing to my own Fronts for some reason even though she was by far my strongest uma on previous days. Ended up going 3, 3, 3, 4 with only a 72% win rate overall
>>2564261This is fucking retarded, we are actively killing our discussion because of schizos. Post them now
Pequod: BoardedWhales: Harpooned/v/mapyoi: Looking Good
>>2564282NOOOO HUMBLEBRAGGER REEEENah great job anon, somehow I managed to keep a 60% winrate despite getting wrecked by Vbobos half of the races today.
>>2564278The only conditions for Angling to proc is if you're in first on a corner in late race. If one passes the other and gets into 1st while still on the corner, it will proc as well
>>2564284>/v/mapyoi: Looking Goodnobody thinks this
>>2564274Thanks!>2200mOh, ill be able to reuse my previous aces then! Good shit>>2564282>awful>72% wrYou people are insane
>>2564277I was saying I wanted to have rough baby making sex, but yeah I should make a Dober parent too.
Salty anons really killed the CMposting. It's even one of the things I always look forward to as it produces funny interactions or banters.Yesterday wasn't even banter, so it's understandable no one's posting their results anymore.
>Match with my clubmate>We both lose>He doesn't send a wuv you in the post gameNot looking good
/comfy/ thread lets talk>winrate>feelings>hopes for finalsDiscuss
>>2564282Lots of bullshit happened to me as well today. Got a triple latestart, some Bourbon suddenly shot out like a rocket after passing the first corner overtaking my bird and the usual angling witcheck
I want to train a Mambo for Mambo Monday is the track random or the same every time?
>>2564280the next time she could be viable is CM19 (as a pace)
>>2564288>>Oh, ill be able to reuse my previous aces then! Good shitSort of. Just know that it's wet conditions instead of firm conditions, so if you were running firm course menace, it's not gonna work at all this time. It's also right handed instead of left handed, summer instead of spring, cloud instead of sunny, and non-standard distance instead of standard distance, so keep that all in mind. But it should be pretty similar to Aries, the previous Xoggy medium
well my sunday was ruined, fucking pc got hacked and I had to do a full clean reinstall of everythingaccount hackers should all die
Bro............
>>2564292Could've been his ghost.
>>2564290Moving here has been the worst, even CM discussion is getting killed by schizos. /v/ma is dying
>>2564295They've been doing different derby tracks and talked about doing it on 2500m (long) Arima Kinen track for the coming monday.
>>2564295Random! We usually did medium distance, but ive said that this one will be long. Ill host in about an hour. Decided to start this one earlier for ameribros to join>but its sunday here stillMunday is now a european holiday.
>>2564300Neicha lost. It's over. /v/ma is dying.
I'm being gangstalked by whales
>>2564292Bet he would have sent a "H8 U!!" if that was an option
>>2564299how the fuck does that happen?
>>2564299Oof. What? Did your umas get hacked too?
Isn't it wrong to take Tama's shoes? She can't afford new ones...
>>2564292I genuinely don't even read the names until I'm checking cards to see what I won against/lost to
>>2564285I'm not trying to humble brag, this was one of my worst CM winrates since I've only gone below 70% once. And that only happened cause Suzuka Runaway was new and killed my Fronts completely.>>2564288Around a 70% win rate is the average, you don't really need good umas to get that>>2564294Yeah, I'm gonna hope it was the terrible mood RNG, my Bobo was stuck in bad mood for so many races. Hopefully she will do better in the finals so I can get my star
>>2564299Stop watching umanko on shady sites
>>2564299PC viruses still exist?
>>2564313>Around a 70% win rate is the averageNTA but no, it's really not lolAverage for first-rates maybe, but most people arent first-rates
>>2564313>70% win rate is averageHow is this possible?
>>2564305>Ill host in about an hourThat would be 2AM here. I don't think a lot of Euros will be around.
>>2564317If you weren't such a faggot people couldn't "impersonate" you. Now fuck off.
Post winrates now, seriously, if you let schizos kill one of the best things we have that is CM discussion what is even the point of this place? I am so disappointed in you guys, /vm/ has actively made all discussion worse. Good night
>>2564323Euros dont stay up late and play video games on a holiday?
>Match against anon from /vg/>None of my girls ult>Embarass myself in front of our cousinsJust end it danchou
>>2564299how did that happen to you?
>Some guy brought his wedding curren to the Falcon raceDeserved 7th place!
>>256432565% but I haven't done today's races.
>>2564311She better ask Fujin if anyone's hiring then.
>>2564309>>2564310>>2564314I was retarded simple as, at least I wiped out everything so I can move on from it in peace, at least my umas are safe and sound as is my bank account
>>2564318>>2564320Average for people that try. There's so many people that don't care and throw in TT umas or autoselect and they are free wins for anybody who puts the tiniest bit of effort
>>2564323True, same for me. Ill make it a 24h one, launch whenever its filled. I wanted to share the joys of a munday for borgers as well!
>>2564325I got fucking raped yesterday I'm waiting for shitter hours
>>2564325Looking good but I'm worried!
After that Marche animation yesterday I feel so fulfilled.
>>2564325I'm feeling...hopeful!
I hit enter too early, sorry.>>2564293>winrate11% winrate, 5/45 so far.>feelingsComing into the finals? I feel like an imposter, really. I mean really, an 11% winrate? I didn't even win once on the first day of round 1, and only twice the second day. Round 2 was... "easier" but I don't know if that was just dumb luck or what.>hopes for finalsI'll be happy with just getting a singular 3rd place. 'least I hope I will be. My ambition knows no bounds.
>>2564325The only reason I haven't is because I'm definitely disappointing my girls by not doing well enough.
>>2564325I could maybe get a bit above 60% if I put in more effort but this is good enough. I never do well in finals so I'm just glad I could make it there again.
>>2564335There are people here who bust their ass for their oshis, and if you run shit styles or non-meta umas, you're not getting 70% lol. If by trying you mean playing the meta, then I suppose, but even then there are people that play the meta, still drop the ball and get a sub 50% win rate
I've been seeing more wedding currens in Round 2 yesterday and today. Did someone gaslight a bunch of normies?
>>2564350Sounds like some based oshigamers. You should try it sometime instead of being so cynical.
>>2564293>winrateOnly barely above 50% in total. I've only done two runs today so far, so it's almost certainly going to drop below 50% by the time I'm finished>feelingsMore depressed than ever; I put plenty of effort into making the best team I was capable of and they're doing terribly. Normally I at least have a clear understanding of "oh my team is shit because I'm a shit trainer of course they'll do poorly", but this time I thought I actually did okay so it's 100 times more soul-crushing to see my umas lose all the time while everyone else is acting like this CM is a cakewalk>hopes for finalsShitters like me don't get to have "hopes". All I get to have is overwhelming misery
>>256432513-7 for the final day.Only thing I'm losing to are highroll fronts (Seiun and Daiwa rocket basically) or when my end closers don't use their skills.
I was cheering for that Haru. Dude got her to turf S and even had the Haru Urara's Biggest Fan title on
>>2564350Currencels can't help themselves. They saw Falco was getting all the attention and had to try and steal the spotlight
>>2564317 >>2564324Both of you are the problem. Leave already.
>>2564325My winrate is like 26% since you asked.
>>2564350Literally just found one too but I don't see what's the fucking point
>>256432568.75% win rate not looking good!
Fujibroken
>>2564363isn't S+ kinda weak for graded? asking as a newfag btw
>>2564358You're losing to Sei and Scarlet more than Bobo and Maru?
>>2564368If they're well built they can still fuck with the rest of us >>2564338
>>2564368Scores are a meme that only vaguely reflect how good an uma is, but yea, that one isn't good, especially since they're gutsmaxxing instead of a useful skill
>>2564363>10 races>10 unrankedCurren bros should have just sat this one out...
>>2564354the e-girl isn't anyone's oshi
>>2564368A high S+ has a chance of winning. Likely they have slightly lower stats (like that Curren does) but as long as the skills are really good they can still win.
>>2564325I dunno, but i definitely didnt jpin /v/ma because of the CMs>post winrateAlready did in the previous thread
I've lost to a plain S rank front before. If they're in the lead and has s distance anything can win.
>>2564365I thought Fuji was sexo
>>2564325Looking good!
>>2564368It was doable in the first MANT CMs but its bad now in terms of the current CM. Long as its not deceptively bloated like gutsmaxxing or over-racing.
>>2564368My S+ was my best performer last CM and I won plat
I do not care for Mile Casino
>>2564370I feel that's a little misleading as even a "well-built" UG1 pace will struggle against an S+ End/Front. Depends on what skills/styles are good as well as the room composition. If a pace gets choked out by fronts and cant get into good position they're screwed. S+ is on the lower end of what I'd consider acceptable, SS is a perfectly acceptable to be UG monsters if built right. S+ leans on low roll territory for MANT even with a weak deck. But it always depends on the uma, skills, and styles always. Perfect UG4 uma wont win anything if it's got the wrong strategy
>>2564380Not on level five Fuji mode.
>>2564386>YaenoBased!
>>256432515-5 todayPretty bad RNG on some of those matches
>>2564395herobros....
>>2564395Whats up with that villain?
>>2564379Same, lost finals to one as a matter of fact. It's a luck game in the end
>>2564397Doing villainous things obviously
>two fast learner hats in my parent runs back to backHave i used up all my cancer ace run luck? Should i sit the next CM out?
>>2564325My round 2 stats. Glad to have made it to A finals where I expect to get third but might stand a chance despite all of my shitters having some pretty glaring weaknesses since I didn't put in much effort this one. I was wondering why Falco was beating Oguri in round 2, but being great mood half the time probably helped. Happily surprised to see I have a 40% WR which I wasn't expecting.
>>2564405I really want to use this but I am scared shitless of losing my account no matter how miniscule the chance may be
>>2564290>so it's understandable no one's posting their results anymoreYou know what, anon, I'll do it.Final report card after 80 races. Even capped off the last one with a clean sweep.
>>2564415This is clearly shooped I can tell by the pixels
>>2564417It's true, I made Vodka's tits a little bigger.
using a real parent is fucking wild and all this just so she can use speed eater and die for all I care
>>2564325Did better today than yesterdaySince the percentages are skewed, overall went 44/80 in group A, which is ok for me, never been an omega strong trainer or anything. Had some pretty fun races. Even if kinda MANTbroken I'm satisfied. Looking Good!
>>2564387Can you help me figure out what I'm doing wrong then because SS would be a highroll for me. 5* stam 10* power sparks, best I can do with the needed whites for fronts.
>>2564369Just how it is. They have enough accel to actually get away from Taishin but struggle more in front heavy lobbies against VBourbon/SMaru/Falco who have mid-race uniques to keep the lead.
nishino flower looks like a tenga
>>2564302Can you niggers shut the fuck up with the "/v/ma is LE DYING" doomposting. It's extremely annoying and its not even fucking true. Literally the entire week has been stupid fast>ONE slow thread (on sunday, our forever slowest day btw)>crying and whining (which will totally help!)Make good posts then, and If you wanna keep crying about "MUH VEE" you can make a thread there that will ACTUALLY be dead, retard.
I gotta say, I enjoyed mutating my wife into a Front way more than I thought. I apparently even did a pretty good job since she is kinda good at taking the lead, Frontfags, this was a very good learning experience for me, I might have to go back to pace duties but I deeply enjoyed this. I hope I can do good in the finals but I doubt it, I at least learnt a lot
First Runaway Suzuka I've encountered.Thanks for the assist!!
>>2564429>faster than most /v/ threads at any given time>more on-topic toofotm..../v/ma is dying....
>>2564426You don't have Fine Motion, that's about it
>>2564431No.... Fujibro you can't turn to evil....
>>2564325Im at 88%, haven't done my runs yet I've been out
>>2564426Do you see those 40% megaphones that spawn like cockroaches? Yeah spam those on wit friendship. Instead of resting you should try to train WIT, which in turn levels up the facility faster, which lets you get even more out of it. Also megaphone also amplifies the healing you get from it. With 3 wit trainings you should try to get 1200 wit. I hate POW helios and I'd rather use Flower Pow and borrow Fine Motion
>>2564438>>2564438>Also megaphone also amplifies the healing you get from it.What is this fucking true?
>that FAT FUCK oguri sitting in the back for the entirety of round 2i'm not running a non-dominator late for the rest of mant, that shit just straight up doesn't work
>>2564426NTANo wit SSR is lowering your stat gains a lot. Skills also contribute to your score rank so some of it also depends on what golds you're buying. Not getting TTL from a card and getting agemasen'd by Helios would lower your score a lot.Small issue but having maruzen as a grandparent is making your inspirations worse too so you're maybe losing hint levels from there.
>>2564325I did pretty well but you seem like a complete fag so i aint posting shit
>>2564441do you play the game with your eyes closed or something
>>2564140You don't.U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UMA!
At what point during the race does max speed actually matter? when position keep ends? Just the final spurt?
>>2564426Nano wit isn't strong enough to allow you to take the luxury borrow for Escape Artist. I'm assuming you're running sprints and at least the Arima despite the bad aptitudes, and following a schedule except for diverting if a race doesn't have a rival to one that does have a rival, so you just need to run a power card of your own and borrow FineMo/NN as a Wit and RB stattstick. You might be able to get away with something like Current wit for PTO which is a nice luxury skill and still has 10RB.
>>2564443Building fronts without Finemo, Neicha, or even welfare Bourbon is pain.
>>2564429/v/ is dying!
>>2564432Same thing happened to me, the guy was from /uma/ lmao.
>>2564435I gotta adapt to what's best for her bro... Thankfully my Seiun mutating parent is still there so I can hope back to Front duties whenever I want
>>2564433NTA but I agree these retards are straight up the most annoying faggots in the board. This thread isnt even slow its faster than anything on /v/. I've been out at the movies, do doomposters just not have lives
>>2564449final spurtmid race is wit and power
>>2564449Just final spurt/late race.
>>2564449your speed is only uncapped starting in the late-race. before that point, the speed stat and green skills do not do anything.
>>2564442Lates are dogshit when Ends are just better Lates atm, anon. We warned you
>>2564325I've never won a plat.
>>2564455>>2564429It wasn't about the speed of the thread. It was about people not wanting to share their CM winrates because of "schizos" and salt, you would've known this if you actually read the post
>>2564438>>2564443>>2564450These actually helped a lot, thanks guys. So basically once Throne comes out I'm fucked because I won't be able to borrow FineMo but it is what it is.
>>2564455It's day 2, it's Sunday and i got stuff to do, i got in yesterday so I'm taking my time watching the races instead of skipping every single race and immediately post my results like these fags expect me to
>>2564467Throne is a Wit card functionally, so you're not that fucked anymore then you are right now
>>2564325I did not queue on reset (I was out) do this is my non-fraudulent winrate from yesterday
>>2564455The thread speed seems fine to me but I also do not have a life.
concernposters will be raped. The day is nigh
>Too strong for group B>Too weak for group AWhat a horrid existence this is
uhm where's the 3 free clocks
>>2564461she did perform pretty admirably in previous cms but that was before mr cbt wit came out and i guess that should have been the signal to switch overanyway the umas i like the most are all lates so unfortunately i have to suffer for a little bit longer before they start getting good
>>2564477Certified second rate
>>2564471What would you say is your key for Uma success that maybe others don't work on as much?
>>2564477>77Fret not! Shiraoki has plans for you!
>>2564481I don't think there's a single Late who can't reasonably mutated to an End, and if you know you're going to be doing it consistently for a while going forward, you might want to consider just biting the bullet and trying to make a Dober/Ryan with End spark grandparents.
>>2564491There's definitely some, Ticket has a G in End and miles, Jordan kinda counts too since she has late skills. There's some others where you can technically do it but it's too much of a pain in the ass like Yaeno, Dober and the like.
>>2564290>everyone posting results are front teamskek
Hey first-rates where do you get your ideas from?
I don't wanna do this shit...
>>2564504ThreadRoomsOnline discussionsloptubers but just a bitBut mostly thread
>>2564505you can't do 3 careers at lvl 1 in 7 days?
>>2564504interpreting symbolism in my dreams
>>2564504Witgod, Haruka stats, and the thread
>>2564504Unironically lobbies, comparing guides from sloptubers, the threads, and checking the racetrack in gametora myself.
>>2564505An I fucked if I didn't start yet? I thought I saw some say that it can be done in less than an evening
>>2564517It's like 10-15 extra MANT runs.
>that puny little Digitanthe weak should fear the strong
>>2564504Witgod, moomoo's canva, and the public lobbies are more than enough to know the meta>b-but sloptubers kill yourself!1They provide the information for what most of the players would use. Why not use that to your advantage.
>>2564511It's just annoying. I don't wanna waste time doing another useless Fuji uma but if I play normal MANT at level 1 difficulty I know I will have a good run and get fucked by losing a Mile 5 times in a row>>2564517You have to do like 10 careers I think
>>2564517I did the tamamo cross abuse and finished it in like 2 hours. Wasn't horrible, but im glad its gone forever after this.
>>2564491>I don't think there's a single Late who can't reasonably mutated to an End,NTA but there are a ton of lates with F or lower end aptitude, which is definitely not "reasonable" to try and mutate to A while also hitting Mile S. Ryan, Dober, Fuku, Grass, City, Vodka, etc.
Cute room.
>>2564517the event is a blessing in disguise for flatliners,a lvl 5 run gives you ~450k fans and a shit ton of items on top of clearing your dailies, takes 25 minutes in URA or MANT and you only need 6 runs in total to get all rewards so you can even pace them at 1 per dayrun level 1, 2, 3, use 2x TP at 4 and do the remaining at level 5 2xTP
>>2564491I mutated my Spe to end. Rudolf too can easily mutate to end
>>2564504Thread discussion, hakuraku data, personal theorycrafting, and a very curated selection of sloptubers. In my experience, casting a wide net on information reduces the odds of you getting tunnel visioned on half-baked ideas. Course correcting on the fly is very difficult if your CM strat doesn't pan out like you expected.Then after enough careers, you just put theory into practice with, well... practice rooms.
>>2564532Personally I'm waiting until after the CM. It's not like I need to make a godly ace until after Throne releases, I just need a good enough stand in.
What does the Fuji event give? I dont wanna do it but I'm saving for Tachyon so if it gives carats I guess I'll just have to go fuck myself and do it anyway.
>>2564504Old jp guides and U-Tools. But my uma selection is easier, I make 9 different decent umas for the track and race them 20 times. Those who got more wins will be my team
Whats the redpill on Throne, i thought it was a whalebait meme
Man don't you guys love the angles these journalists get?
>>2564541event ends on the 15th, Throne drops on the 25th
>>25645421500 carats and 2 of each crystal shard
>>25645421500 carats, 2 SR/SSR fragments, skill books, clocks.
>>2564542Crystal shards and carats. You can knock it out while being productive by doing your parent runs with double TP at level 4. Just buy your skills instead of waiting for inspo/the end of the run, it's fine.
>>2564548And the CM ends on Tuesday, I can just start doing my runs then. There's enough time.
banner's done and ready to go, see you all in 46 hours
>>2564545It IS a whalebait meme; it's BiS but it has a lifespan of 2-ish CMs. That's why it's on perma-borrow until MANT is over, because nobody can afford to pull for such a short-lived card besides whales.
>>2564553
>>2564545Sirius that provides 200 speed, 200 wit, 200 sp on it's dates and 10RB. You just borrow it for the last two CMs
Just did the last of my 80 races and this is how many of each girl I encountered.58 Mihono Bourbon (Valentine)42 Narita Taishin34 Maruzensky (Summer)28 Oguri Cap27 Seiun Sky27 Taiki Shuttle20 King Halo (Cheerleader)17 Gold Ship16 Daiwa Scarlet16 El Condor Pasa16 Tamamo Cross15 Nishino Flower12 Oguri Cap (Christmas)11 Kitasan Black8 Agnes Digital8 Vodka7 Mejiro Ryan7 Smart Falcon6 Sakura Chiyono O6 Symboli Rudolf5 Agnes Tachyon5 Fuji Kiseki5 Maruzensky5 Nice Nature4 Air Groove4 Curren Chan4 Fine Motion (Wedding)4 Fuji Kiseki (Ballroom)4 Grass Wonder4 Narita Brian4 Silence Suzuka3 El Condor Pasa (Fantasy)3 Hishi Amazon3 Inari One3 King Halo3 Mayano Top Gun3 Rice Shower3 Sakura Bakushin O2 Admire Vega2 Air Groove (Wedding)2 Curren Chan (Wedding)2 Gold City2 Ines Fujin2 Mayano Top Gun (Wedding)2 Mejiro Bright2 Nice Nature (Cheerleader)2 Seiun Sky (Ballroom)2 Special Week2 Sweep Tosho1 Biwa Hayahide1 Fine Motion1 Hishi Akebono1 Matikanefukukitaru1 Matikanefukukitaru (Full Armor)1 Mejiro Ardan1 Mejiro Palmer1 T.M. Opera OThe rest nowhere.
>>2564532I have to skippa because I can't afford to spend the TP. I need to get my remaining mantslop CM builds done so I can go back to stud grinding lest I be fucked during GL.
>>2564558>58 Mihono Bourbon (Valentine)certified slop>7 Smart Falconcertified SOUL
>>2564547The journalist gives my oshi awkward angles more than half of the time
>>2564558And this is how many times they won.7/42 Narita Taishin (Potential Unleashed)6/58 Mihono Bourbon (Valentine)4/27 Seiun Sky4/16 Tamamo Cross2/34 Maruzensky (Summer)2/11 Kitasan Black1/28 Oguri Cap1/27 Taiki Shuttle1/16 El Condor Pasa1/7 Smart Falcon1/3 Inari One1/2 Sweep Tosho1/1 Biwa Hayahide
>>2563890We now need a follow up drawing of Akikawa taking away Nishino's award
How do people find time to sleep, work (+commute), real life shit/hobbies, other vidya, AND be able to compete this much in CMs? Maybe its just me coming out from the neet lifestyle, but idgi, time flies
>>2564559my brother in christ a 30tp refresh costs 10 caratsthe event gives out 1500 carats
>>2564565easy, theyre unemployed
>>2564565I don't. I maybe get two runs in on a good day if I really want to try.Anyone doing more is a NEET or underage and have all the time in the world.
>>2564565I work 12's where I'm sitting around on standby most of the time. Perfect oomer. When I'm off I may do 2 runs a day at the most
>>2564565>workI've been NEETing since 2019
>>2564562Damn I was unfamiliar with Brian's cleavage game
>>2564565i work from home, jog and do 3-5 runs a day, i hate not being efficient with my time
>>2564563>Based on this extremely limited dataset, Sweepy has the second highest winrate %You love to see itI kneel only to HayahideGODS though I guess it's actually just one singular HayahideGOD in this case
I FORGOT TO READ INARI ONE'S STORY FOR THE CARATS AGAIN
>have to wait 2 days nowlame
My evil Sweepy did an amazing job and helped my Digitan steal some wins. Not even Falcon with full Angling and Plancha could withstand the witchs power!
>pace is bad bro, my favorite sloptuber said so
It's going to take a fucking miracle to win plat
>>2564589What did you do to Taishin? Your trainer license should be revoked.
Doesnt seem to be much >fun here... Lets have some fun then! And to have fun, we need a little bit of Mun!It Is time, for THE MAMBO MUNDAY RACE!!!Its Arima Kinen, 2500m race, conditions are good, and every Mun will have a great mood!Join in with your Mun!959895269598952695989526
>>2564585Didn't you hear, it's impossible for pace to beat meta fronts
>>2564565Drawfag before workBike to work for my daily exerciseShitpost at work, maybe do my run here if work is slowBike, get home, do chores, cook, do my daily run or kill mcqueenDrawfag 1-2 hours before bedRepeat x5Weekends I do maybe 2 runs a day and try to rest in general. I like cooking more complex things here.
>>2564595IT'S SILENCE SUZUNDY
>>2564585Anything can happen in the milecasino if you run enough races so there isn't any argument that couldn't be "proved" with a singular screenshot.
>>2564565I don't. This game takes too fucking long so I just kill mcqueens now, dancho can blow me I'm busy drawfagging and playing cuphead
>>2564595Mambo Munday on a Sunday!?!
Is any drawfag still working on Oguri OC?
>>2564599>>2564603Refer to >>2564305
I am sorry for whoever's Kitasan my umas just surrounded to get my very first podium (Digitan won)
Love Curren!
>>2564607I just got done with some>post eetnot yet
>>2564592I mean she's a debuffer but it's not really doing much. I just throw shit at the wall and see if anything sticks and nothing really does.
>>2564565Im a rich fat fucking whale cuz my dad owns a very large business
>>2564607Dropping something tomorrow but it's curislop lol
>>2564619basado
All done! Please let me be lucky in finals!
>>2564619Its curi KINO and its always welcome>>2564595Talking about slop, heres my claude gushing over Machitan
Alright bros, anyone up for some CM15 rooms? I can host a couple. Mine will be reheated taurus aces (haven't done a single run yet, busy) but I wanna see what other people are doing.
>>2564629Are you going to bring Front slop?
>>2564630Yeppers
>>2564632thanks
>>2564634
>>2564634kek
Ei! Ei! Mun!
>>2564619Wtf is "curislop"
>retarded fag doesn't realize that his free UG trainee comes with Escape Artist and still brings that piece of shit helios card
anyone got that dirty mayano pic
>>2564640I do shit like that all the time
>>2564607I got bogged down in irl stuff. Maybe during her inevitable third reign...
>>2564640Would have been better off swapping Windy for a borrowed Taiki and grabbing Mile Maven instead.
>>2564640Barbin trainers need training wheels and can't read
THE CLOCK STIMULUS IS REAL
>>2564639Curis = spic memes, mostly traced and either low quality trash or pure kino
>>2564639Spic memes, basically, see picrel>>2564638Machitan IS charming! Yes!
>>2564646>>2564640
>>2564645That's what I was thinking too
>>2564641>>2564478
You faggots told me to get into Group A and I almost got disqualified with just 2 wins out of 40 races.
>>2564651>the face that son of a bitch makesWhich son of a bitch? Am I too autistic or is google translate spewing bullshit
Big smiles on my face wooooooooo
>>2564657But you DID qualify.
>>2564629I'll join if I can join with my taurus shitters
I just saw a Teio for the first time in 64 races
>>2564659Is this the only good Vodka trainer?
Now that this CM is almost over I've come to the conclusion that any CM where MPB doesn't work is certified slop.
>>2564668See>>2564364We got some WODKA love
>Bring three fronts>Win 2/3 of your racesGood luck to everyone the finals
I'm having so much fun cheering for my umas that my voice is going hoarse >>2564668This is my first time using Vodka for CM because I wanted to do a different theme this time AKA umas that really really like Brian. I used Hishiama during the first day but she did really badly so I swapped in Digitan instead so she can be a voyeur that gets off to Senpai/kouhai dynamics
>>2564657You pushed yourself to the limit and qualified to B. Didn't it feel exciting? Didn't it feel MARVELOUS?
293575472935754729357547Alright here we go CM15 rooms. Old aces, new aces. Everyone welcome
>>2564671Oh sorry, I thought these were same person. My memory was bad.>>2564678Ganbatte Brian-tore!
>>2564675Aye good luck, lemme see that suzucute
>>2564683I'm quitting after this CM so I can't join. I'm in vmapyoi btw if that matter
Frontbros are fucking insane they're they only guys that consistently post 80-90% winrates
Thank you to the anons who believed in me last night. Whatever happens from here I can hold my head high
>>2564692My fuarking HERO
>>2564690Because there's no fucking RNG involved. Just be first place for A&S and you win. Meanwhile every other style has to pray their Umas aren't too fast or too slow to activate their position specific accels.
>>2564657Yeah, i feel ya. I had 1/35 2 CMs ago after going for A. Sadly couldnt find that post. Im now more aware of how dangerous 2A is, and retire if i feel too weak
>>2564695>there's no fucking RNG involved.Nah, after there are more than 4 fronts its the law of the fucking jungle 8-9 front lobbies are insanity
>>2564690Becoming a part-time fronter while I wait for lates to git gud was the best decision I ever made. Thank god the game blessed me with a bunch of front spooks.
>>2564690Because Fronts are meta, duh. Also not to get you sad or anything, but GL Meta is going to be Runaway+2 Fronts, so get those tears ready, actually get ready to seethe more because Runaways are going to be strong as fuck during Grand Live LMAO.
>>2564697I want to see a 8 front 1 end race
>>2564700Sorry falcuck, still winning without front slop. 80% win rate endGOD btw
>>2564697yea but that doesn't happen often, with Ends and Lates that is every single race.
>>2564695>Just be first place for A&S and you winBeing first place IS the RNG if there's enough fronts. That's why my team ran 1 end as a backup.
>>2564704>didn't post winratesuuuuuuuure buddy
>>25646836/9 come join!
>>2564704>endGODunless you're running triple End, you're no "endGOD" I'm running triple front with triple speed eater and I laugh at the backline cucks fighting for their lives kek.
>>2564701Those rooms are a madhouse. Can't say I recommend it.
>>2564715They are fun as fuck though
Rival kino...
>>2564683Nice try WEIGHT OF THE FRANCHISE449450254494502544945025
>>2564712EndGODS are endGODS you can't say they're only half
Is it safe yet? Should i wait some more?
>I will never have a winrate I can be proud of>I will never earn the respect of other anons>I will never have rivals>Things will never improve for me no matter how many scenarios we go throughHow do I cope?
>>2564726Stop caring? Easier said than done though.
>>2564723EndLORDS...I kneel378967243789672437896724
>>2564725There are no shitter hours.
>>2564726Who said that anon? Its never over
>>2564726Ignore that dude, get better
>>2564734Would that mean that the whale hpurs arent real either? Then what wpuld the point of The Pequod be?
>>2564732I thought serirus said end closers couldnt win
>>2564565I did before MANT. Right before MANT I was pretty solid on doing 3 runs a day and then 5+ on weekends when the 5 borrows were first allowed. After MANT I do one a day and maybe 2-3 a day on the weekends because I dont want it to take up more time than that. Usual 40 hour schedule and no other obligations on time. Pre-mant I might even squeeze in a quick run on lunch.
>>2564738Ishmael...
>>2564738He's gaslighting or just wrong. There definitely are times when there are more casuals around.
There are some funny 0 win umas during my CM run
>>2564726invest your time and effort into a better game/hobby than cygames gachatrash
>>2564735Everything I hear about future scenarios is just shit like "it's more front meta" or "you need 18* speed parents to compete" or "there are gigabroken specialized meta umas for every track". Doesn't exactly inspire hopeIf I can't compete now then I have no reason to believe I'll ever be able to compete in the future
Would it be pure cope if im hopeful I can win my first plat?
>>2564749If you made it into the A finals you always have a chance at winning.
>>2564749Plat is always decided by RNG, as long as you can make it to Finals A.
>>2564749Finals are rigged. If you haven't spent money on the game then Cygames won't give you a plat.
>>2564732HARRO HARRO INARI SAMA NANORooms are slow tonight so one last one964355439643554396435543
>>2564749I believe in you, if you made it to finals you have a chance
>>2564747You know how you feel that you're weak? There's 10s of thousands of players that barely even know what the CMs are and just throw whatever uma they shit out at them. If you're here you're strong enough to at least qualify for A finals. RNG may fuck you here and there but that's the name of the game. WAGMI
>>2564749As long as you make it to finals, anything can happen.
>>2564759>If you're here you're strong enough to at least qualify for A finals.That's funny
Someone brought Falco and Urara as debuffers in group B to make their Sky win
>>2564738I mean, good luck determining who's a whale in the future anyway when everyone's deck is full MLB SSRs
>>2564747Bricked allegations are always exaggerated, you'll be okay anon, where is your fighting spirit?
>>2564747Well, it's the truth. Front is the meta right now, and you're seeing it with your own eyes. Other styles can still win, but they require twice the effort that Front mains have to put into the game.During Grand Live, Runaway becomes the dominant style, and since it benefits Front runners, Front teams end up being the second strongest archetype. You might want to start building a Front team of your own if you don't want to keep suffering, or reconsider whether you want to keep playing if the game is causing you that much stress. This is what the game is and I'm telling you what is going to happen in the next scenario so you are prepared for it.
>>2564769If anything, id expect GL to be oguri cap critical mass because at least oguri doesn't have to deal with the stamina difficulties in GL, how do fronts deal with that?
>>2564755And that's a wrap for today folks! Good work my rivals. See you guys next time
>>2564692Ay, good shit anon
>>2564763For any fellow third rates that may be curious
>>2564767NTA, also a 3rd rate, but ive never really had it. I started uma beacuse its a cute anime horsegame, and thought that the pvp is a secondary aspect as with all gachas, not a endgame goal. Hell, i honestly dont remember the last time ive played ANYTHING online AGAINST other players
>>2564750The other way of reading this is >even if you've made it into the A finals, you always have a chance of being robbed
>>2564781Why not try it anon? For me i don't really care about plats anymore, I've won enough. I want fierce battles against my rivals and to see how high I can aim.
>>2564763>>2564780Schizo strategy, but based
>>2564782I'm bad, so if I lose, that's expected. If I win, I'm the one committing robbery.
based on the number if figures, Daiwa Ichiban Scarlet truly btfo Shitka
>>2564786Godspeed robberbro! I hope you win!
>>2564787
i end this CM with newfound respect for Falco, man what a delight it was running her, seeing her shit on every other front never got old, im deeply sorry for dissing you when your banner came out i truly didn't knew any better
>>2564782Yeah? That's always the way it works. Sometimes you're the 85% WR dude getting the triple late start, and sometimes you're the 30% WR dude who hits Radiant frame perfect.
>>2564777Still working on improving my sweepy so I skipped the races today aside from the first one. I'll be back.
>>2564795You think you can find your own posts shitting on her in the archive?
>>2564783As ive said, its about my lack of "competitive spirit". I enter CMs, i get my total of like 800 carats, but i dont really want to "go for gold" let alone a plat.I'll drop the topic here, i didnt want to dive deep in it anyway.
>>2564797>Sometimes you're the 85% WR dude getting the triple late startMe during sprintcasino, which I never believed was sprint casino because I did so well during matchmaking until finals where I got blobbed and podiumed.
>>2564795You know what you need to do. Enter her in the stakes as a thanks to the strongest umadol!
>>2564799No problem, I'm still on the R&D phase too. I'm working on my fronts, i look forward to battling sweepy at her strongest
>>2564795>I only enjoy running an uma when it's metayou never loved her
>>2564790It is not looking good, I always lose miles. But I can't complain too much since I hit A finals again.
>>2564801it was so long ago that i don't think i'd be able to identify them, i was just not into the whole idol thing and made a few posts saying how boring and generic her schtick was, if only i could go back and tell my past self how cute and genuine she is>>2564806that has been the plan since the very first rooms i ran with her
>be third rate>feel the urge and the call to competition>feel the urge to run and face off against the strongest>haven't been competitve since the late URA eraPlease tell me I'm not being stupid for attempting a comeback during GL
>>2564767>where is your fighting spirit?It's long gone. Worn away to nothing by constant lossesKinda hard to remain motivated when I keep doing worse and worse every CM no matter how much effort I put in
>>2564687Others skills are A&S, Plancha, left handed, PoC, straight adept
>>2564797During the Kikuka Sho CM i was genuinely really strong and winning a bunch of rooms here against the strongest trainers. +80% winrate on the CM rounds on A group. Looking good! Lo and behold, on finals day all my girls forgot what recoveries were, and jobbed horribly against a horse one rank below my weakest trainee, that had only the bare minimum to win, and it worked.I swore to never try as hard again (still try, just not as hard, get to A finals and whatever happens happens from now on, don't aim for meta perfection anymore). I have to say it's been way easier on the mind and soul. If you try so hard only to get fucked in the end it does sting a lot.
Thank you for the meal
>>2564816It's never too late to start comeback, especially with new cards on the horizonTry and force yourself to do some MANT parent runs here and there, you'll be glad you did later
I still have zero idea how end closers actually work. Sometimes it seems like they blow all their skills early and lose painfully, sometimes they blow all their skills early and still win by a wide margin.
spics on xitter organized an uma ass world cup, truly the second best community after /v/ma
>>2564816If you don't have a competitive deck and stable now, you won't be competitive then. You need all the meta SSRs now plus the two big ones dropping in GL. And parents are still done in Mant so you'll need to be good at that.
>>2564816GL is the best time to reenter with all of the new meta cards replacing the old. You're solid as long as you have Kita.
>>2564809I will atone for my sins by listening to 立ち位置ゼロ番!順位は一番 on repeat all day
>>2564816You're not stupid. I got my ass beat for most of Aoharu, whereas MANT has produced some of my best CM performances ever.A new scenario with new cards is always a good time to stage a return.
>>2564658Ticket. "Hija" means daughter, but the translation interprets it as son, as in "son of a bitch". I guess "daughter of a bitch" sounds weird
>>2564828Will you pull for GL Falco?
>>2564831If the pulls don't fuck me over I'll run them both in CM17
>>2564834the shota hunters...
>>2564823There’s also the opposite end where they blow their midrace speed on the very last frame of midrace and lose, then sometimes they do that and win. I can’t count how many times Tama just hits 4 different speed skills as soon as late race starts, and it either does nothing because she’s sitting far in 9th or she catapults to 6th almost instantly to hit Pump and wins from that.
Double-taked and wasn't sure if I was in the mile CM, what a kino teamthey didn't win
>>2564823Lates and Ends are gamblers, you don't really want to run 3 of them, they trip over eachother.
>Check the club of the trainer I just beat>Unaffiliated
>>2564839>Milelet Late Cafe >Late Digital>Mediumlet Pace CurrenYeah pretty kino, but that's B group tier
>>2564824>Be spic>Enter xitter to check uma asses>Couldn't find it but found a uma blowjob tier list insteadstill loled
>1-4 into 5-0I'M GONNA SAY ITMILECASINO
I've played this game for quite a bit now and I still just have no idea how this game works>end closer closing in on frontrunner very fast>end closer is clearly running faster>no dueling occurs>suddenly the frontrunner just starts running faster without any major late-race skills>its a mile CM and both are overkilling stam so 0 chance of gassing outLike isn't that on-paper literally impossible? Ends late-race have damn near like 40% more speed than a front
>>2564847Hakuraku is the only way to know
>>2564847>no dueling occursIt's very hard for ends to duel fronts, because of the speed difference. As for why fronts magically speed up, you'll have to download hakuraku
>>2564850>tried to install that once>github page>turn xbox 360 degrees and walk awayfuck github
>>2564824What are the teams?
>the next event is a fucking camping tripHOLY FILLER ARCTHIS ENTIRE SCENARIO IS FILLER...Are these two any good? Their original versions are pretty strong
>>2564858Camping Dober's outfit is Tier 0 (also her alt is supposed to be good for CM15 but who cares about that)
>>2564858Camping Dober is strong, but she also wants MPB which makes getting a good parent setup a bit of a pain.
>>2564858Camping Taiki is comparable to base Taiki, which means insanely strong but not a good parent unlike base so lower value
>>2564865He's saying she's hot
>>2564865>Please say yesI didn't play JP so I can't answer that, but we're starting to have umas who are very track dependent (Fujin) so I won't be surprised if that's the case.
>>2564858An anon has been shilling taiki for a while because she had big boobs, but, well, as helios would say, im too much of a "der/v/y ahh blud" for that
>>2564867>>2564868Yeah re-read the post and deleted my question since he meant tier 0 in looks, my bad
>>2564871I get it, hard to believe anyone would call Dober attractive. All kinds
>>2564858>Taiki alt: whore>Dober alt: pureThat's all you need to know
>>2564816If you got heart, you can do it
>>2564876taiki is one of the kindest most pure-hearted women in the entire gameyou know, the game, not whatever fanart you're beating your meat toTAKE THAT BACK AND FUCK YOU
>>2564845Post it
>>2564816if you currently have kita/finemo and 100k carrots in the bank, you can compete
>>2564882There's no way that's possible unless you luckshitted MLB FineMo in 1 spark somehow
>>2564879Calm down Danchou
>>2564882I got>kita>fine>2LB creek>every SR MLB>30k carats in the bankIt's not a card problem, I'm just shit and don't have "it" like other trainers do if that makes sense
We are still pulling for Taiki, correct?
>>2564882>100k carrotsBarely anyone has this
>>2564858>look up animations>Taiki is just in a fucking park complete with skyscrapers behind herNice "camping" theme you got cygames, really roughing it.
>>2564884NTA but I have that and I've rolled on non-meta shit like a few random umas. I just don't post carrots since anons are like "m-muh humblebrag"It's not only possible, it's a situation many anons are in since this entire scenario has nothing to roll for
>>2564892>city slicker taiki
>>2564890>stillIm not even doing her daily races, even though shes the only gen wunner i dont have. The only eay ill get her is if she spooks me some time later
>>2564890Never was!
>>2564894She doesn't even wear boots in her casual outfit.
Does this count as a triple crown?
>>2564869For me, attraction scales directly to how much I like a character in terms of career. I’m not saying the story has to be good but it does have to give me enough to endear me. Someone could have the greatest tits in the world, I am not attracted if I hate your career. On the opposite end, I will live and die by flat chests for a flatty career I love.
>>2564869>der/v/y>der/v/ sounds like diddy what the fuck I just realized, man these jokes write themselves, naming the club like that was truly a kojima-tier move
>>2564325Finishing with a sub-80% win rate all in all, pleased with that. Round 2 the cracks started to show, I made some clear mistakes with some of the skill choices but all in all strong enough. Gonna use the lessons learned and apply them to stronger fronts in the next CM. I'd say finals is a coin toss but whatever happens happens, had fun either way.
>>2564900Can someone spoonfeed a retard on how to get this with the english patch?
>>2564858Whether or not Taiki is any good is irrelevant. We're pulling regardless.
>finally got a god Bourbon run>forgot to learn Speed Eaterfuck, there goes my plat
>>2564900Why do you need a precise inventory of Speed Symboli's love juice?
>>2564881Sure. I'll translate these ancient texts of spic wisdom for our english speaking brothers>Funny bj>Doesn't even stops to breathe>Bj and a joint>Will suck even your soul>Got fractured>Will bite it thinking it's a candy>Will suck with love and respect>Does nothing
>>2564852it's literally 1 single file that you need to copy inside the uma folder, it's not that complicated.
>>2564858Your life is a filler arc, man
>>2564913Too bad you're leaving out finding the actual file you're mentioning in the first placeput it on mediafire like a civilized human, no one wants to browse through github to find a stupid ass link
>>2564858They are good but they are not beating Fronts without a lot of effort.
>>2564915I don't even think I'm filler, I'm a 37 y/o kissless virgin, I'm a background npc at best
>>2564912>Got fracturedThat's just uncalled for.
>>2564916Click the releases button on the right then the dll.
>>2564916I don't even have it, but here's your tutorial retardThe actual hard part is installing hachimi first because it doesn't work on my OS
>>2564918Can someone send this guy a wuv you already?
>>2564924>you have to go to hachimi's github page alsowow it's even worse than I thought
>>2564918Just gotta fat old bastardmaxx and then you can turn into Flower's trainer
>>2564918That’s just all of us, at least I hope it is.
>>2564912my oshiwife is in "will suck even your soul" tier I don't know how to feel about this or how accurate that is
>>2564879NIGGA HER TITS ARE FUCKING OUT
>>2564933wow dude this is such an impure slut outfitDO WE HAVE FUCKING MORMANS WHO POST HERE? DO YOU PLAY ANY OTHER GACHA GAME?
>>2564907I already did that though
>>2564936TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENS IN OTHER GACHA GAMES IN 2026 AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT A SUMMER TOP
>>2564936We got a few Bamboo Memorys running around here. The worst part about it all? The hypocrisy
>>2564847End speed skills ran out and front activated a late-race speed
>>2564938Found it in the archive, wuv you
>>2564939Why are there two guys on the bottom
>>2564940My model student vs your american gyaru
>>2564939that can't be fucking real
>>2564933>>2564936>>2564879I don't think /v/ma understands country girls. And even if you ignore country girls, shes a Japanese trope character so yes she can be pure hearted and sincere while having her huge honkers out.
>>2564939Maybe we need to burn people at the stake again.
>>2564946Isreal, It's literally a series of fetish blades so there's one that comes out of their armpits, and one they just birth outI'd post them all but I feel like I already was a we bit off-topic there so I'll make dinner instead
We need to settle this about Taiki so you guys will calm down:https://poal.me/sjhaej
>>2564948We got a real city slicker problem
>>2564916>unc can't navigate github
>>2564948>I don't think /v/ma girls.ftfy
>>2564953How can anybody say they need to be bigger? They're already fuckin HUGE
>>2564953>see a poal with discussion open>instinctively start copypasting vtuber dox>realize I'm on the wrong board and no one would care whoops
I don't really care about Taiki Shuttle when Iowa kancolle exists
>>2564956>I don't think /v/ma grills
>>2564959I'm a coomer, gooner, pervert, porn-addict, any other word you can think of.also all the other gachas I play have W A Y bigger tits than uma
>>2564960>sees poal>doxes a vtuberKek, wtf, now i want to know the story behind this
>eating BBQ off titsDo Americans really?
>>2564960>>2564965>We have /vt/ sisters among usThis is not radicool...
>>2564961literally WHOma?
>>2564965/vt/ is cancer. Anons need to let go and know nothing is sacred, including non-fixable menheras who get worse due to their bad habits now being financially supported. Use to be there for several years and even meet ups.
>>2564964>goonerARSENAL LOST
>>2564968You just don't get it.
>>2564969Their board died so they roam around, however you're clearly talking to one of the REASONS that board died so I would advise ignoring such a person.
>>2564948I can understand Maruzensky showing skin but Taiki should be wearing something more conservative. Her clothes do not match her personality.
If I don't see /v/ma pulling for camping Taiki you're all getting stuffed with s'mores in Room 101.
>>2564968I don't know what normalfags do the only time I've ever been around tits is when I paid for it
>>2564978>still trying this argument after the past 50 postsyou're an especially stubborn oneYou really don't get country girls at all
>>2564969I have self control so I never bring up my interests
>>2564971>kancolle>whomaAnon?
>>2564980https://files.catbox.moe/emolew.mp3
>>2564978>I can understand Maruzensky showing skinAre you saying something about my wife faggot?
>>2564980Why is Taiki using a gun from Israel?
>>2564980I'm pulling for Dober and I'll seek asylum in ASTER if you try to stop me
You know this is literally taiki's default day 1 outfit, right?This entire argument was retarded from the get-go
>>2564987My wife Maruzensky is indeed a bit slutty, just the way I like them
>>2564988Surely just a coincidence, I'd stop noticing if I were you
>>2564988that's a Mac-10 not an uzi you fucking retard, 100% US made
>>2564980Kick everybody that doesn't have Camping Taiki as their rep by the end of her banner
>>2564988Neigha that's a MAC-10
>>2564980Yep yep, being in der/v/ pays off again.
>>2564994>Naming your guns after McDonaldsDo burgers really?
>>2564980YOu won't do shit!
/v/mapyoi......
>>2564995Mmm, nyess, good. More kicks means more strong recruits>t. /hug/
>>2564997>forced to pull for flower, sweep, digitan, biko, turbo and all their altsI don't see how that's any better
My club only forced me to roll for mambo, which kinda worked since I was rolling for xoguri anyway
>>2564998>McDonaldsYeah, old McDonald had a farm, and on that farm he had a horse named Big Macintosh. Clearly, this is supposed to be a tribute to Big Mac's legendary efforts on the age-old farm.
>>2565000>/v/mapyoi danchou cheating on opera again
>>2565005Tanhoisa came out on the Kita banner
I have been advised by my danchou that any club member that does not roll for Dober and McQueen will be required to undergo re-education.The Mejiro mandate will be followed.
>>2565003If you were smart youd be doing all that without being forced to>>2565000>HUG climbed 400 spotsHell yeah dude!
>>2565003Is Digitan even a loli? She has the bodytype but my brain just registers her as "perv otaku womanlet". Like, she would corrupt me instead of the opposite.
>>2565008my bad I meant kita, I'm senile
>>2564994>>2564996What's the difference between a Mac-10 and an Uzi? Besides country of origin.
the worst aspect of 2016 was when the unironic puritan christcucks showed up. just as bad about anything men enjoy as the feminists.
>>2565013Uzi's bigger. And jewish.
>>2565011Digitan is a degenerate but clams up really hard when getting any praise/direction directed her wayshe's a true fujo, like the oldschool definition of it - she wants OTHERS to kiss and she watches, she does NOT want to self-insert and probably struggles to imagine doing anything sexual herself
>>2565000How do they do it?
Anon is right, I can't skip CM races. I have to watch them.
>>2565014please leave the religious shitflinging to /v/ i'm begging you
uuuuhumamusume?
>>2565023ALMOND FUCK
>>2564990I disagreed with her design. That's why she's never on my CM and TT squads.
>>2565003>...biko, turbo and all their alts>biko>turbo>altsAnon...
>>2565013different caliber, mac is a machine pistol while uzi is a submachine, one is an army-issue while the other is a drive-by shooter gun
>>2565018I do like that her story is basically making her realize that she herself is someone's oshi.
So what happened to the anti botting announcement? Have we gotten banwaves or was it a nothingburger in the end?
>>2565013The original and mini Uzis are actually kind of slow. Hell, the original Uzi's firerate is half of that of the MAC-10's 9mm model. Other than that, the Uzi has a longer effective range and better muzzle velocity. The MAC-10 is a close quarters gun, through and through, whereas the Uzi can be used effectively mid-range.The MAC-10 was succeeded by the MP9 and the company stopped making guns entirely in 1973, whereas the Uzi is still produced today.
>>2565030theyve done 3 separate anti botitng announcements anon, this wasnt the first onenothing ever happens chud image.wmv
Seems like it's that time.>favorite uma>favorite gunGo.
>>2565005Based mambro!
>>2565031>MP9now that's a sexy gun
>>2565033Aston MachanSig SG550
>>2565033I like smart falcon, I don't like guns, and i don't like pollposts when the thread still has images left
>>2565003Danchou has no power. He doesn't even play anymore.
>>2565033>absAlright, i like taiki even more now>Spas-12>Bubble Gum Fellow
>>2565033Daring TactMp7Two things I'll never own
>>2565033Sweep ToshoM200
>>2565033TaikiSPAS-12
>>2565033El Condor PasaTaurus G3, and the only one I have owned so far.
>>2565019high volume of race autists
>>2565033>subtle Uma x GFL crossoverGOOD! Anyone who says Vector or M16A1 is my neigha
>>2565033AyabeMateba autorevolver
>>2565033Machikanefukukitaru would use a Type 94 Nambu. Machikanetannhauser would probably use a Dardick in an attempt not to be a normie.Neo Universe would absolutely use a gyrojet, the question is if it's the pistol or rifle.
>>2565033CafeMossburg SA-28
>>2565033I won't lie I know literally nothing about guns. I mean I'm a fucking nerd all I do is sit in my room and play video games.
/k/ma - Weapons
>>2565000>HUG is basically a dead club>there probably are not even 5000 clubs with 30 members that actually play the game>there's at most 150000 active playersYe game's dead
>>2565054I got into anime (and thus uma) thanks to GuP and Upotte.
>>2565053What's your favorite gun in a game?
>>2565033>Maruzensky>AS VAL
>>2565057I dunno, I mostly played games with close combat and swords and shit.
>>2565033>Golshi >Kalashnikov
>>2565033Fenomeno. Probably something fairly standard, like a S&W Model 10 double action with the hammer shaved down, or a New Nambu M60.
>>2565059Really? Never played an FPS or something?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hug is a dead club
>>2565062Based endjoyer
>>2565033Noguns here, how dangerous is that move Taiki is doing?
>>2565066Anon...
>>2565067If the safety's on? It would suck to hit yourself with the barrel, but it should be completely safe. Safety's off? Yeah that gun's unfortunately likely going to go off.
>>2565064The only two I remember were Nightfire and Halo and I only played Halo because it's just what the kids in middle school I knew liked to play. I had no idea what I was doing and kept dying out of nowhere.
I am now going to watch the previous two events I skipped and see how long it takes
>>2565070>lever action>safetyNot likely, maybe some modern models.
>>2565071Share the games you DO play, im actually interested now>>2565047Based
>>2565021I busted my ass on these aces, damn straight im going to watch them race
>>2565073An hour max
>>2565033Mejiro PalmerMacMilan TAC-50, or my Tikka. I'm definitely not allowed to have guns if I'm Palmers trainer huh.
>>2564939Bruh aint no way that's what sells now
>>2565033>Fine Motion>AR-18
>>2565075>maybe some modern modelsWell I was assuming that she wasn't using her grandfather's gun and that it was something more modern with a crossbolt. All of the lever actions I've touched have crossbolts.If she's using her grandfather's, then yeah that's gonna go off if she slams it back hard enough(and she's an uma so she probably will.)
>>2565082kino
>>2565033Eishin Flash and .357 carbine
>>2565085>taiki doesnt practice gun safetyNot looking good!
>>2565062
>>2565093To be fair, it could also just... not have bullets in the tube, or she could have a dummy round load first. It's much easier to cycle those out of a lever action than semiautos because it's a natural part of the firing process anyways.
>>2565076Around that time period? Star Ocean 3, Dark Cloud 2, Unlimited Saga, Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Megaman Zero. Nowadays? I'm going through the Lunar series, I'll play stuff like Etrian Odyssey and Puzzle League, sometimes I'll mess around in fighting games but not to a serious degree
>>2565093
>>2565042Tacto for 5.5 dacchi...
>>2565097>Star Ocean Are you the anon that asked which game to play on that one poal?
Haven't done a single fujislop run and I don't plan to for a while
>>2565103I just finished mine today, feelsgoodman
>>2565101Yeah but I didn't stick to the plan. I have a problem where I have a plan, will try to stick to it, then do something else entirely. Actually, you reminded me I was in the middle of something and sort of forgot in the middle of doing it.
How do i gain /vm/ citizenship bros. This thread is really comfy and fun
>>2565108You don't
>>2565099I wonder if taiki is a good shot
>still active og member suddenly left the club
>>2565108Dont ask questions like theseContribute by hosting brooms, asking for/sharing build advice, drawing OC, etcLiterally all there is to it
>went 3/20 yesterday>went 4-1 on the first try todayI really thought it was B finals for the first time ever.
>>2565112Club?
>>2565112Probably looking for greener pastures
>>2565114Always knew you could do it /vm/ro
>>2565093NDs happen. I’ve had a few.>At friends dorm at tracen.>Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)>Drinking with friends>Show them my new Jericho>Try to manually decock>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call tazuna.Second time>At range>Showing friend pistol>Think gun is unloaded>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.>Forgot loaded mag in>Shoot between her feetThird time>At trainers house.>Just bought a sig from a guy>Get home>Try swapping slides with another sig I had>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.>Pull trigger>Shoot trainers wallFourth time>At my new dorm room>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK>Release bolt>Slam fires round into groundFifth time>Showing a friend how to use it>No idea how but a round got chambered>Show him how the trigger works>Pull trigger>Shoots round into floor in the same place as beforeSixth time>Thought maybe the house was haunted>Grab a sig>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in pull trigger at the same hole>Round goes offSeventh time>Friend brings over a used>Glock wants me to look over it>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.Eighth time>Friend brings over her transferable Mac 10>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.>She's showing it off to me I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)>Pulled the trigger for some reason>Shot 3 rounds into my wallOverall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
>>2565112Spill the beans.Don't.Come on tell us.Don't.
>>2565120>you should get used to themNo nigga the fuck?
>>2565111>shoots in her ult>no umas dieShes either a bad shot, or shooting at the audience on purpose
>>2565120Happens to the best of us anon, I'm in the double digits myself after all these years.
>>2565106Oh shit! Better get back to it then. Good luck!
>>2565120>my danchou lives like an actual drunken outlawso freaking based...
WITNESS ME CHRONO-SAMA!
I'm in
>>2565120Is thid a /k/opypasta im unaware of?
Can any erauma bros help me out I cannot find the fucking English TL. I have a gitlabs account and I'm on the EraUma page on GitGud but I don't see shit about it in the readme. I have the game with engine downloaded but can't find any language option.
Okay this king halo/nature story is pretty good already
>>2565129Very nice
>>2565117/v/agabond
Doto got a new house with all that donation money
>>2565131I'm surprised that you haven't seen this if you've been on /k/.
>>2565112Looking for greener pastures desu neigh
>>2565132It's a different git, you have to look it up with the Gitlabs search bar.
>>2565138>that old stableDamn Doto you live like this?
>>2565139Ive been an incredibly infrequent visitor
I wish we could have some kind of game wide gentleman's agreement about meta slaving and debuffers.
>>2565132EraUma repo is the guys working on it. Era-Games has the translation + google translate plugin and you need a GitGud account to view almost all of their projects.
>>2565112I'm thinking about doing the same, I can't enjoy "fun" rooms because it's all front shit, can't join practice rooms because it's all front shit, you guys have literally 0 variety.
>>2565146I mean if xoguri and her debuffers weren't there we'd just be back to fronts vs endsgame balance is kinda fucked atm,paces/lates are just outright dogshit until the next balance patch
>>2565135be sure to stalk him and publicly shame him>barely pulling 30M a monthbruh
>>2565082Nice
>>2565148You're the potshotter. Please stop it. Even if you're not. Please stop it and leave if you're serious.
>>2565148Im a little confused how joining a different club changes a single thing in your post
>>2565142Lived*
>>2565148That's just the meta for this CM (and rn overall) anon, practice rooms of course will have fronts just like CM, but fun rooms always have some variety
>>2565094
>>2565159Nice
Never been around the class 5 br*wns, is the carat difference a lot?
>>2565150Yeah at the end of the day it's cyjews fault for messing up so bad but if the game was a small tight knit community we could have some rules like "Only true hybrid debuffers allowed" or "three different running styles required". I don't blame anyone for running the best comp available since carats are effectively real money but it's a depressing state of affairs.
>>2565162It's 300 carats instead of 375 IIRC, so missing out on half a roll
>>2565138SOVLSoulless...
>>2565146I don't agree with this personally, i like my practice rooms to actually look like the CM will look. For fun rooms? Yeah debuffers are a bit gay but even they can be soul like blockuzensky
THIS GAME NEEDS TO ACCELERATE WAY HARDERLIKE THIS POST IF YOU AGREE
>>2565138Good for the rest of the horses it will hopefully help out. Some anons last year got mad about donating to a barn that Doto would relatively see little use out of but I'm glad later retired horses will have a better place to stay.
>>2565148Don't forget all the endniggers that seemingly teleport from 9th to 1st instantly
I feel like sometimes you guys overrate debuffs a bitlike dominator is the only actual strong debuff, getting hit by "hesitant pace chasers" is less value than losing a single white skill
what a chad, worked surprisingly well
>>2565169>i like my practice rooms to actually look like the CM will lookI was including CMs in this too. Otherwise there would be no point in having these kinds of rules.
>>2565177Bakushin....
>>2565166>2 rolls a monthOh the tragedy!
who has the most for (You) hot springs scene?
>>2565182Cafe and it's not even close.
>>2565181Yeah the seesaw isn't so badThat being said Team Trials hasn't broken over the 800K mark yet. I just replaced most everyone with SS umas and retain easily
>>2565182I dunno, but I do know who has the WORST one...
>>2565182
If it wasn't for the single front there would have been a lucky late frontrunner. This CM is one of the craziest ones so far.
>>2565182Kawakami
>>2565182Cafe straight up has sex with you, hard to beat that. But dober is also pretty damn up there too
>>2565183>>2565186>Makes you share your cock with her friendWhy did she do it?
>>2565183>>2565186cafe's entire route and opening story quips are all super romantic, like SUUUUPER romanticprobably the most unexpectedly romantic character considering you walk in assuming it's gonna be schizoshit then it turns out to be schizoshit with gosling-tier romance
>>2564140Bro what the FUCK is going on in uma jp
>>2565190Dunno about you, but im really into having a /x/coded threesome
>>2565192>valentines alt>wedding dress>has 10 roses>means something like "youre perfect, stay with me forever" or somethingMmmm, KINO
>>2565190>he's not on board with sunday silence possessing cafe, riding your dick, and then cafe regaining control of her body halfway through the sex
>>2565196But Sunday silence is invisible....
Sunday silence / shiraoki banner when?>they couldn't get SunSi permissionYeah like 7 years ago ask again with cygames has way more clout now
You think Shiraoki-sama would posses Fuku to get some trainer dick?
>>2565190Because the night is still young...>>2565192I was unironically not expecting it at all. She is super affectionate and worries about you all the time because of the 'things' sticking to you.At no point was I expecting the hot spring fade to black.
>>2565203What horse is shiraoki based on?
>>2565203>shiraoki bannerShiraoki was a real uma? I thought it was an imaginary deity.
>>2565204Hot
>>2565192>>2565195The other good part about cafe's route is (You) are actually a fucking good toreina and are very kind to cafe This is also why nice nature and king halo have good routesI fucking hate SO MANY of the routes because it implies the trainer is hopelessly retarded or shockingly selfish
>>2565209Bakushin's trainer is right though, gotta gaslight her
>>2565207Actually she IS based on an uma iirc
>>2565079Just finished the Cheer Squad one and it was about 45ish minutes with auto on. One of the better events I've seen so far, that one caught me off guard but I have a softspot for Neicha, Halo, and Princess too. Even Bamboo is great
>all these cafe retardsI hate reddit secondaries so much it's unreal
>>2565209Fuku's trainer being an asshole is so funny though
>>2565185Falco's hot spring scene is super good, it's just very bittersweet.It SHOULD show the downside of the commitment to idol life, it's necessary for her character.
>>2565215I actually got linked here from r/uma and you guys are kinda racist and sexist so I'm reporting you to the authorities enjoy jail
>>2565215the secondaries are the ones that don't play her career and jump on the bandwagon
>This makes Anon seethe
>>2565216I'd be an asshole too if I had to deal with an uma breaking into my house
>>2565217MAN I CAME TO THE HOT SPRING FOR SEX NOT TO CRY
>>2565207IRL Shiraoki is Fuku's ancestor, four generations separated.Also happens to be Spe's and Vodka's ancestor.
>>2565195>>2565192this is not a wedding dress
>>2565227>>2565212>>2565206https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000000285/The more you know...
>>2565230>there are more MachikanesI thought the owner who owned these horses only ever owned two as kind of a hobby he was trying out...
>>2565228>The wedding event alt is not a wedding dress....just because I say so ok?!
>>2565138That old stable... you can see how many times he goofed up...
>>2565226Imagine the sex waiting FIFTEEN YEARS for someone and both of you stayed pure the whole time
>>2565234>garbage bag in wedding event>must be a wedding dress!!are you serious right now
>somehow luckshitted into A FinalsI guess I should take the next day and a half to try and gutsmax again? The deck I was using before was CB/Finemo/Kita/ and Haru/Yeppers/Ayabe SR as my borrow. Other people say Bamboo would be a better borrow but I always ended up with less speed. I was expecting B finals and just taking it easy but my girls actually got me farther than I expected so now I feel like I should make it up to them.
>>2565238>>2565228It's absolutely beautiful, you might need a full view of it
>>2565238Who's your Oshi that got stuck with a card?
>>2565239>1.4%
>>2564595It is about 6am in european countries, so i should remind my fellows that ot is the MACHITAN DAY, MAMBO MUNDAY!So far, 6/16 muns, including one G+ mambo from a sadistic ass torener. Come join!9598952695989526
>>2565239I would say that if you're gonna try a bit harder, work on Ayabe. You don't even necessarily have to gutsmaxx but I do think she can have a much higher ceiling with more midrace.
>>2565022when they are complaining about Taiki's outfit being too sinful i see no difference between them and anita whining about "objectification"moralfags of all kinds need to go and stay go.
>>2565239How often does Suzuka cuck the other Fronts out of Angling?
>>2565240show me someone wearing something like that at an actual wedding
>went 8-12 yesterday>went 15-5 todayTHE FUCK?!
>>2565248Big dog that post was awhile ago, just leave the /pol/ shit for other boards, you're right but it just ruins threads
>>2565215I unironically thought Cafe was reddit too until I read her career, and on my first try I too had sex in the hotsprings. But besides that. It's so sweet. You two are like a married couple by the end (plus the friend and paranormal shit happening all around you, her protecting you and you learning to deal with all the /x/ bullshit, it's a very unique career in that regard too).None of the normoids will read even a paragraph of it, they just think she's Tachyon wacky, gloomy sidekick that drinks le coffee.Plus I brought her to CM and won it with her. She will always be in my top 3 umas. I WUV CAFE AND I'M PROUD
>>2565256this was an end cafe right?
>>2565141>>2565147Thanks guys I finally figured it the fuck out. For anyone in the future who wants to play EraUma in English, make a GitLabs account and then you can find it everything you need here:https://gitgud.io/era-games/erauma/-/blob/master/README.md
>>2565258Late>inb4 lates were bad hereWell it worked out. Wasn't in the mood to try an end here. It went better than expected since her ult catapulted her past the paces before the final corner and she finished before the ends could catch up to her. I never doubted for a second.
>>2565250Pretty often but desu if they're the type of person to run double fronts, their 3rd ace is usually Taishin or something else where it doesn't matter than the fronts didn't get angling>>2565247That Ayabe is actually outdated, I actually replaced her with one that had flustered/hesistant fronts and ends and then just stuff like Sturm just as filler. She ended up getting Mile S on that run and there were times when she actually ended up past Oguri on some races (still lost those). I feel like the debuffs did actually help out more but maybe I could try and make one along the same line but with better stats
>>2565251NTA but it is more of a gothic wedding dress. I agree that it's not a mainstream pick. Idk it's a wedding people like it to be 'theirs'. Shit, my aunt's wedding looked like a skittles bag with the bullshit everyone was wearing.
I'd have a better win rate if I didn't enter the wrong Digital all of day 1 but oh well.Out of my hands now, I've frauded my way into a plat with a worse win rate before, but it's not looking great.
>>2565251You could say that about half the wedding dresses added. Using real life logic for these things is retarded
So what does Cafe the Uma have in common with Cafe the irl horse other than hair color? Was the real horse a schizo too? Did he also drink coffee?
>>2565272Spitting image of his dad, loved mountain trails
>>2565272sometimes the uma characters have more creative libertieshate to break it to you but he irl horse agnes digital isn't a fujoshi and the real matikanefukukitaru doesn't pray to horse jesus
>>2565271but all the other ones actually can pass as wedding dresses?
>>2565266nice, i also tried running her as a late but she got a measly 5% winrate and don't really know what i did wrong
>>2565272The whole fluctuating weight and health issues she's plagued with.
>>2564140For anyone curious on what yanko's build is>Unique>Left Handed Demon>Fall Frenzy>Flash Forward>Refraction Arc>Valiant Flash>Bravery Slash>Superstan>Tail Nine>In the Right Place >See Ya Later!>Leisurely Dust Bath >Outstanding Step>Divine Speed >Luminescence >Singularity >Pure Perfection >Send It Flying! >Call & Response>Pioneer of the Sands >Sandstorm Flash>Sandstorm Slash>Proof of Strength>Forthright>To the Stage of Dreams>Unpredecented Prodigy>Magnificent Sand Stride>Sum of Small Efforts>Long Haul >Freewheeling>Heroic Energy>Surging Spirit>10000 Days of Practice>Crowning Beauty>Journey to a New Dream>Turn the Tables!What does global /v/ma think about her?
>>2565281Nepo baby that I want to put a baby in
>>2565277So does Cafes. Ill hide the stubnothing worthwhile will come put of it
>>2565276>real matikanefukukitaru doesn't pray to horse jesusWTF??>>2565279I'll be honest I got really lucky. Mine had like an 11% winrate but that race she ran like she had 1200 wit and just got into an incredible position out of nowhere because she felt like it. That's how I knew it was mutual love too.
>>2565281>Midrace merchant with zero accelsLmao, fucking gluema
>Caffeine is toxic to equines. Horses cannot metabolize caffeine efficiently, and consuming it can result in severe poisoning, leading to increased heart rate (tachycardia), hyperactivity, sweating, and colicHuh.. neat
>FINALLY get a third win>off-meta fav pick got the winname a better feeling
>>2565281>no head on Forever fraud, dober victim.
Which careers have the trainer be an asshole to their trainee or other umas?
>>2565288Congrats CHAD welcome to finals
>>2565286JP Uma is basically just an endless wall of skill activations for the whole race. It's pretty amusing.https://youtu.be/3oI6yqQTLk8?t=266
>>2565287horses are too sensitive manfor being big beefy creatures they're strangely fragile
>>2565288congrats>name a better feelingDaiwa Rockethttps://litter.catbox.moe/88q96wd5c7dc95m3.webm
girl, you better perform or you're going into the glue pile alongside Rice
>>2565297Cheer Neicha is scary. I know she gets powercrept later like most horses but for now she can really fuck you up out of nowere.
>>2565281>Forever Accel-let facing off against base nishino flower
>>2565294This would kill a URActorian trainer
>>2565276>the real matikanefukukitaru doesn't pray to horse jesusThat's ridiculous! Next thing you'll tell me Ogurin has never talked to Santa Claus!
>>2565297Fun fact!If she's in position to use NSM, she WON'T use dominator!
>>2565281She's lucky my Kitasan doesn't have dirt aptitude or she would be glue.
>>2565303Well actually a horse is perfectly capable of having a conversation with Santa ClausEspecially since Santa is likely able to speak every language
>>2565286She has a skill that gives her something like 0.4 accel for 6s at the start of the late race or something crazy like that.
>>2565284yeah sure if you've never been to a wedding lol
>>2565304im okay with that, i've seen enough hybrid aces steals wins that i wouldn't mind Dom not going off
>>2565281>Yanko don't freak out, an uma with NSM is behind yo-
>>2565294>that Maya ultThis feels like a shitpost desu.
>>2565297Why does Natie have Dom? I don't remember anything in her career that'd make it seem like she is one.
>>2565321Apparently (heard from an anon, could be a gaslight, most likely is, actually) initially she wasnt really a nice nature, but more of a mean nature whos pissed at losing and stuff.
>>2565323That is true actually
>>2565294>>2565302>>2565281>>2564140Does JP-era uma have much RNG?It feels like with this level of skills, are races just able to be fully predicted from the get-go who wins?Because like, missing one gold likely means jack shit when you have 25.
>>2565294>Dirt BiwaWtf is that my account? Those Paces can move too
>>2565281>double dominators into festive miracleHeh....nothing personnel kid
Stop bullying Yanko! She could beat all of you.
>>2565329I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope she says "darling" in-game
>>2565294those Rickey accels are scary
>>2565329Bro she wears a fucking fedora I'm gonna bully the nepobaby all I want
>>2565331Translated as "trainer", sorry
>>2565329Dirters will never be taken seriously.
>>2565329my oshiwife would literally beat her within an inch of her life if she wanted to
>>2565182I've only saw two scenes, but Ayabe's tells how she got enamored with the stars. Her opening up and planning a trip with (you) is the truest ending to her story
>>2565329She probably gives earth destroying nursing handjobs
>>2565276>irl horse agnes digital isn't a fujoshiBoth him and the trainer were both utter freaks. Kind of have to be one to end up with a tagline like "A True Hero Doesn't Choose Their Battlefield."
>>2565329*falls off a cliff*
>>2565329Yeah, stop bullying her! She's the only reason I'm eating at all!Do you think spicaman would be the one to train her?
the only racer-specific debuff that matters are the "hesitant" ones, right? The rest are shit?
>>2565329L'Arc chances?
>>2565326>miss accel>lose
>>2565345anon with 25 golds im gonna assume the umas have like, six accels
>>2565329I'm hoping those CPU aptitudes aren't what they are in her playable for. I was hoping she'd be like Digitan, an all rounder with more leaning toward dirt
>>2565329
Wait, pace chasers STILL suck next scenario?So why the fuck are >we all-inning on a pace card? Does scenario link matter THAT much?
>>2565252First mile CM?
>>2565294>normal inari oneHello, based alert?
>>2565350It has Daring Strike but for Pace Chasers
>Finally got home after a long day being a wagie>mentally prepare to get raped in the cm like yesterday >first entry is 5-0So shitter hours are real
Do they have what it takes to get plat?
>>2565294What the fuck why is there a Biwa? Why did she almost win?
>>2565356Regardless, paces are still bad since the buff to head-on doesn't happen until next-next scenario, and taiki/flower uniques are unreliable.
>>2565348Well he has to prove himself on turf first.
>>2565357>MileQueen BASED BASED BASED
>>2565358I don't see how they could possibly win a race.
>>2565357anon you just went god-mode, these are SEA hours, not shitter hoursshitter hours are about like,9 hours from now (EU hours or super early morning burger hours)
>>2565350The link is very nice, yes>>2565360Everyone will have unreliable accels except runaways since they'll be back and cucking fronts out of Angling while being real aces and Ends who have Spurt
>>2565297I'd be running her this CM..if I HAD HER!
>>2565360It has 80 Specialty PriorityIt has Speed Bonus when the speed cap for the scenario is increased to 1600It has 2SP Bonus and we're going back to regular amounts of SP due to training constantly instead of having 2000+ from racing all the timeDo you have another really good speed card?
>>2565350Next scenario main card is Light Hello, Fronts get SMaru card. The Tachyon SSR card is cope for the other styles, Paces get a mid race speed Gold from it, but they are going to lose to the Runaway (meta and strong as fuck)/Front combo anyway.In fact Paces are going to suck even more than Lates during GL because they still don't have a good acceleration.
>>2565367>suzuka gets oonige back next scenario>ALSO gets scenario linkdoes she get a benefit from scenario link like, using the uma herself, or is this a support card only thing?
>>2565369I'll have kita and maruzenDo I need a THIRD ssr speed card?
>>2565371Yea, but the skill is bad since it's a gold recovery which you don't care about.
>>2565349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtSA-5d8mJ4
>>2565375#voiceoverI think not.
>>2565373isn't having a gold recovery a big deal since stam requirements are higher and you want to run 3 speeds, 2 wit and Riko instead of wasting a slot on creek?last CM anyone with a gold recovery had an innate advantage
>>2565371This artist really needs to draw other bodytypes once in a while.
>>2565376I NEVER want the uma characters dubbed, but I secretly always wished for a super corny english announcer for races we could selectIMAGINE some deep southern drawl announcer yelling fuku's name
>>2565372It's like a full Speed/Wit scenario minus the pal card supposedly, so it depends on if you see yourself being able to build another 400 speed with what you haveI'm not gonna say you need it because I've skipped some other "you really should pull for this" cards, but it's a strong card on a banner you get free pulls on so it makes sense why people would get it
>>2565350Pace chasers dont suck lmao. Only strategy that is dead is lates in mediums, everything else is pretty viable
>>2565382>MAH CHE KANYE FOO KOO KEY TAY ROO COMIN' ROUND THE BEND
>>2565382BC scenario was a huge missed opportunity for thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W663ft5hQvo
I lost to an oy neigh I can never show my face here again
>>2565388BC scenario felt like a lot of wasted opportunities in generalthey already moved on to a new one...
>>2565389POST IT
>>2565389No no, (You) didn't lose. Your ghost is the one that lost.
>>2565391I didn't screenshot it, but I got Falcon slutted.
>>2565394shame, what team was that anon running?
>>2565379Any time when you need a gold recovery, you're gonna need more then the free amount of stam you get from the scenario which means hitting the stamina button which means you're bringing creek anyway
>>2565395Didn't take too much note outside of the Falcon, it was either a triple front or double front/end.
>>2565398>it was either a triple front or double front/end.Do_you_have_the_slightest_idea_how_little_that_narrows_it_down.jpg
>no imageshave a good night anons
>>2565401I was still in bed and half asleep, it was my last run of that set and I didn't think to screenshot it until I had ended it!
>Beat my clubmates ghost after he states that her already completed all 20 runsSpooky
wiphttps://litter.catbox.moe/bzhiq8tcag5p3sbn.png
>>2565367>bourbon scenario link is concentrationbut she has that already...so if I do a bourbon carreer she just gets extra hint levels for conc?
>>2565416Pretty fucking sexo! Good job bro>>2565418I believe so, yes. At least other fronts get another reason to use that awful wit card of hers
>>2565418Those are for using support cards.
Y'know with GL the more I hear about this meta the more I don't care for it
>>2565416nice
>>2565427At least a normal front meta has a tiny bit of varietyan OONIGE scenario just means we're gonna be seething about suzuka and suzuka only for months
>>2565427For me its: Y'know, the more I hear about this meta, the more I don't care for it.
>>2565427I figure I'll have beef with any meta, I just want to get out of these long careers
>>2565430>we're gonna be seething about suzuka and suzuka only for monthsAHEMhttps://files.catbox.moe/4atzs2.jpg
>>2565430What about Palmer? Or is she a bad oonige?
>>2565430Not me! I'll be using Palmer
>>2565436>>2565437>>2565438palma is a lot weaker and very few rolled for her (well, she's okay-ish on long)Suzuka is literally a f2p unit, soooo
>>2565416She a great example of a not over-designed outfit and not being a variation of a fuku. One of the top ones I love even if I don't care for her herself.
>>2565439>okay-ish on longAs in, Suzuka is still strong, potentially stronger on longs?Being a Suzubro will cause a lot of seething, huh.
>>2565439I oshirun, anon, umas strength is irrelevant to meI also don't get mad as I accept that I am running with disadvantage, plus I don't care much about Suzuka as an uma, I find her uninteresting
>>2565439>palma is a lot weakerThis is a third rate trainer mindset.
>>2565430its going to be Palmer WITH Suzuka. 2 Oniges boosting eachother right from the start, First rates are farming TS Climax sparks with Stamina for them. 2 Onige is going to be practically unbeatable in Sprints and Miles. For Mediums and Longs it's just 1 Onige, so you have to bring your own to kill the other or they win.Also as usual, fronts only need the Maru card, they can borrow LH for the entirety of the scenario and remain fairly F2P, meanwhile the other styles need to pull for cards and their Golds.
shitter hours?
why the fuck would you oshi palmer of all umas, she's literally the most /u/ u......do we have women who post here?
>>2565382I think if they ever do any proper English dubbing it should only be limited to non Nip, English-speaking umas.I wouldn't mind hearing Fine's accent.
>>2565446Don't oonigers kill each other if they are competing?
>>2565416MR CUTE BaseSketch
>>2565450you still got like 8 hours till that, shitter hours are EU hours / super early morning burger hoursright now is SEA hours and you will fucking torn apart
>>2565453Not in Sprints and Miles
>Seiun_fishing.png
>>2565451>she's literally the most /u/ u...She is just good friends with Helios, she also says that she wuvs u in her career, like outright>..do we have women who post here?You gonna want to sit down for this...
>>2565453super outdated info from like CM4>>2565456they survive fine on medium too, long is the only iffy one
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>>2565453On a mile theres not enough distance for them to drain eachother, so they just spot struggle/duel to the front. SUPPOSEDLY
>>2565451>She's hot>She is actually for (you)>We own a car together, and yes we have put it well to use>I don't mind her having fun with Helios as long as I get to watch>Helios wants to fuck Ruby anyway
Finishing up the wedding event and I'm not impressed. Even the previous one was better than this. Not all events are created equal folks
>Why would yDon't care>She's the most /u/-Didn't ask>Palmer is not for*sounds of plapping and Palmer gagged and bound taking Trainer's punishment rod*
>>2565446>the other styles need to pull for cards and their Golds.What kind of gaslight are you spreading? Thats literally not true, lates shouldn't pull for their cards (ruby and kris) nor should pace (guts miracle) both are borrow cards
Consider Mejiro Palmer (as a heterosexual).
>>2565465Death island wipeout is more entertaining than a hotel puzzle, wonder what Beauty will do next wedding event
https://files.catbox.moe/35877r.jpg
soooo uhhhhhow exactly do you get stamina next scenario? if all the decks are 3 spd 2 wit light hello, LH only gives you gutsEven if it's not longslop prep, You still need SOME stam for mile/medium races, or heaven forbid your career has a long race
>>2565468Already married and enjoying a golfing honeymoon with my wife.She told me that we're going to go at it every time either of us get a hole in one. We're playing 19 hole and I definitely fucked up.
Consider watching Helios eat out Palmer
Why would Rudolf do this? https://youtu.be/7ysuCx7rxgs
>>2565469I was hoping for Death Island 2, not curren solves numerology puzzles in the shining. 1 out of 5 neighs for me
>>2565471https://files.catbox.moe/kr00wp.jpg
>>2565477>This Shit Climax ScenarioDid Helios name this?
>>2565477bro even if your ENTIRE parent deck had that and you had INSANE spark luck thats like an extra 80 stam
>>2565477So, I need good speed sparks with TS Climax sparks? Sounds horrible.
>>2565479You are going to be extremely stamina Starved during GL, you need those.
>>2565471From what I understand, you kinda don't. Scenario sparks are good for it but ultimately you only slot in a stam card for the longs
>>2565483anon you need certain levels of stamina complete races in uma musume: pretty derby
>>2565480JPs had it a lot easier because they didn't know how the scenario work at first, but for us Global we already have knowledge from the other servers.
>>2565474Kaichou would NEVER
You guys know in JP stam parents were still used for medium and long CMs right?
>doom-mongering over scenario sparksReally neighas?
>>2565467>both are borrow cardsYou only have 1 borrow slot, most people are not going to be able to get LH or Tachyon to LB1 so they will have to borrow one or the other, or if you pulled for SMaru you will definitely have to borrow LH. The amount of SSRs that you need are just going to keep increasing.
>>2565489NO18* SPEED ONLY NO SHOP ITEMS ARIMA KINEN
>>2565455yup I just went 0-5
the only long CM in GL is arima, which barely even counts as a long race.
>>2565493>most people are not going to be able to get LH or Tachyon to LB1Surely everyone saved up to double spark right...
>>2565498Derby feels so long, yet Arima Kinen feels so short
>>2565500I took 3 and a half sparks to MLB Kitasan on a single banner. There is no way I get two whole cards to a decent LB on a single banner, I just don't have the luck.
>>2565500If not dpuble sparks, then a spark and a crystal at least...
>>2565503Trvke. Some will get lucky, some will not. My luck is winning CMs, not in the gacha. I will spark twice and probably get doo doo
>>2565500Well, people needed to borrow CB, Neicha, NTR, Fuku, Creek. Unless they were running Fronts, in which case they didn't need to borrow anything because just with Kita and Finemo they have everything that they need, same thing will happen in GL.
>>2565500I have 2 SSR uncappers and enough to quadruple spark.My plan is to single spark and pray.
>>2565503Test it out right nowhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator/support-gachaGo to banner 55, do 400 pulls
>>2565512It wont let me go forward?
>>2565515Change the server to JP
>>2565297https://litter.catbox.moe/josx32.pngwhat the fuckspeed Fuku is incredibly busted
>>2565519It's very volatile since it has zero priority, but it's strong when it works. Makes you want to kill yourself when you get zero speed rainbows during summer though
I fell asleep again
>>2565519Why red shift? I dont think it works in cancer 2
>>2565516https://files.catbox.moe/8od01o.JPG>1LB eachhooray?
>>2565519it is, it lowers energy cost during training and it gives you a shit ton of stats, also you take Pump, not Redshift. What deck are you using?
>>2565522congrats tard
>>2565521im using triple speed so it isn't that much of a problem>>2565523it's delayed but not outright useless, just testing out how reliable and impactful it is>>2565528here's the setup, i copied the build from someone else in the rooms yesterdayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/9i0y6x.png
>>2565524You lowrolled but you still made it, 3LB tachyon is usable, and surely you still got your crystal
>>2565471Hmm, if only there was an Uma who could max Speed and Wit and completely ignore stamina. https://files.catbox.moe/u3fbgw.png
>>2565539>and surely you still got your crystalNyo
https://files.catbox.moe/hsuszz.jpgWhat the FUCK did she mean by this
>>2565543you just wasted your luck...
https://litter.catbox.moe/e1t7l2k8xk3xlyn7.JPG>spending all of my good luck on simulatorsyup yup, this is NOT happeningstopped at 300 since the 1st spark guarantees MLB for both cards
https://files.catbox.moe/xv1uhz.JPG>170 sweep pulls in the simulator, no sweep but a lot of spooks>170 actual pulls, no sweep, Cafe and alt Mackween dupeSo my luck is actually worse than the simulated luck.
>>2565523>>2565536So red-shift will activate if you're in 5th or higher and you're on the final corner. In this case the final corner starts slightly after late race, so the idea would be that you could combo MPB + Pump -> Red Shift. It's not like pump where you need to be in 6th exactly, but any position 5th or higher so long as you're on the final corner and it will kick in. It's different than in other CMs where red-shift would maybe activate too early, this time it's definitely a bit late so I'm not sure how helpful it is honestly when Dober's and Xog's activate immediately if everything goes right
>>2565549Track for referencehttps://files.catbox.moe/qpgm2b.png
>>2565512If this happens to me during that banner my account will be officially bricked.https://files.catbox.moe/k4x8y8.jpg
Jpbro here, here are my humble thoughts on the GL meta>Max power fronts >Max power Oguri, good paces>Lates live and die by their borrowslot>Ends are chillingSo long as you got a good deck it's kinda smooth sailing, make sure to double spark tachy you really want a secondary speed SSR.
>>2565554not gonna lie chief, im not looking forward to another 4 months of bourbonslop
>>2565512>3 copies of Tachyon and Light Hello in 400 pullsWelp there goes all my luck...fuck you.
>>2565554>make sure to double spark tachy you really want a secondary speed SSR.Can I just chill in B league instead? SR Kingu will be usable again, right?
>>2565554>it's kinda smooth sailingThanks JP anon, but JP is nothing like global, it's a fucking bloodbath here. I'm actually sad that I didn't get to experience the game for the first time and figure out the meta as it progressed. We have to fight against giga tryhards that are coming from the other servers just to smurf here.
>>2565559If the plan is to chill in B league then you can ignore MOST meta advice. Still wouldn't hurt to pull on Tachyon's banner though. It comes with free pulls so you might as well finish it to spark
>>2565562I am planning on using up a full spark on it, after the free rolls I mean
>do better in round 2 than in round 1 despite keeping the umas the sameThat's not supposed to happen.
>>2565549Thanks, i had somewhat of a rough idea of how it worked but i think i get it now
>>2565536>just testing out how reliable and impactful it isIf you want to tryhard, get Ryan grandparent on both, or get a Ryan parent with Maru as grandparent and hope you get the spark during the race. Your deck is basically top tier, so you can borrow Fuku freely and not struggle with stats, just fish for Pump or Redshift + Medium S.
>>2565562NTA, seeing some of group B matches (>>2564763 is scary) makes me want to feel safe that i could at least get to finals B when im totally phoning it in.
>>2565465Sasami should have been chasing the umas around while they were searching for clues like a scooby doo episode.
>>2565556Bourbon? Worry about oguri not bourbon>CM15Oguri rape>CM16Paceslop>CM17Oguri rape>CM18Bourbon is top dog, but backliners have daiichi ruby so they can compete>CM19Oguri rape>CM20Spurt works and lates have lose yourself, balanced meta but bourbon is still top dog >CM21Paceslop>CM22RickeyslopAnd then you get the 2nd anniversary.
Holy shit I hate frontslop so mucht. B finalist
>>2565573>RickeyslopOn the upside I know there will be people who will kill themselves over her greens
>>2565573Idk man, i think that the critical levels of fronting in global are much, much higher than what you experienced in JP. Your input is still valid, you know what you're talking about. But do remember that the global meta and environment is very different from JP. This current CM15 is supposed to be a "Oguri rape" CM but all I see is mihono bourbon kicking her teeth in.
>>2565576Veggies?
>>2565577>all I see is mihono bourbon kicking her teeth in.Good, we can't let the fatass when a third term before the Clanker gets her first
>>2565576Only pull for rickey if you're a masochist or find her cute I've been at the edge of tearing my hair out grinding rickey before, I know sometimes you guys think we exaggerate some things and maybe thats true, it's a different environment. But ricky is a fucking bitch to train>>2565577I agree with you, but I can only share my experience. I don't play global.
>>2565554What's your opinion on skipping Tachyon in favor of 1LB Maruzen? I plan to main fronts, I enjoy the playstyle.
>>2565577Oguri was meta in JP because they were still testing the waters, global is a resolved meta, we are in minmaxing territory right now, that's why Fronts feel so oppressive while in JP it was more varied. There are also a lot of trainers that have migrated from KR/JP servers and already know how to play the scenario and how to minmax it, meanwhile the rest of us are still coping with Witgod outdated strats. We stand no chance.
>>2565580Yeah I can believe that, needing all those greens, each one for a specific track, sounds like an utter pain, probably gonna need to cripple your deck too
>>2565573>lates have lose yourselfMan, this is rough, for this CM I will need Kris, Creek and LH/Tachyon. My borrow slot is fucked.
>>2565583>We stand no chance.I got 9 plats and will join the 10 plat club if all goes well in 2 days lol, this place has some of the strongest trainers ive ever seen. We'll be fine. Follow the light of the pequod
... Do you think Pequod's ghost kills the krill after the hunt is over?
D-do I get to keep my thirdrate license if I got into A finale twice?I swear I am runnning oshis and do two runs a day!
>>2565590until you win plat at least 3 times.
>>2565581If you want to main fronts smaru is perfectly fine at LB1, she's at 90% power and is the best statstick of the scenario. You'll eventually want to MLB her of course, you can skip tachyon but do not skip light hello, and if you get really lucky with tachyon just finish her up.
>>2565583>We stand no chance.I'm doing fine though. Don't watch witfraud either or an POOmatuber for that matter.
>TT STILL can't break 800Kentier playerbase is MANTbroken kek. Will people really return for GL?
>>2565583>Fronts feel so oppressiveI really regret not rolling for bourbon and maruzensky
Y'know, I'm glad we're on /vm/ and not /jp/.
>>2565416Nice Cute Babe! I'd love to see an overgrown bush
>>2565583Witgodbros... we got too cocky
>>2565594Yes, a lot of people will return for the new scenario, how many I don't know. MANT was really rough.
>>2565584You need all of the following things for a good rickey>mid race skills >6 greens>distance S>groundwork>good grand live junior year>good statsIt's tough, really tough. But I'm sure you guys will be able to do it.
>>2565601>gwi think pp+dd is also mandatory for fronts nowadays
>>2565597How so? Is the scatjeet raiding them?
>>2565594I remade my TT team for sprint/mile/medium and have just not been bothered to do long and dirt. I'll happily take the 5/6 carousel.
How would you rate your chances in the finals? Do you *need* to win this one or are you not feeling too strongly either way?
>>2565416SHEBEE SESXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2565594Isn't it rising by 10k a week?in any case i think a lot of people will return to play 2-3 weeks of GL, maybe even the first CM and then leave for good
>>2565601>6 greensThat's what I consider to be the real pain right there, how do you even get all that?
>>25656063rd is looking good.
>>2565608No, it's been unable to break 800K for weeks now. It's fallen off quite a bit
>>2565606>Got into A finals with my S+ rank umasFor context I almost exclusively lurk in B leagues but decided to be brave this time because this is my sign, I'm gonna come third...
>>2565606I think I got this desu, in really excited for results
>>2565606Very low. I'm just glad I made it in. I won the last two, so I didn't really feel like I needed this one, but I would really like to get at least one plat with my oshi on my team.
>>2565615I believe in you anon
Jpbro, you mind giving a few reviews on some umas that will be out during GL from your experience? i just really wanna know how good machan is
>>2565615Youve already got the same carats as if youd come first in B. Youve already won, income-wise
>>2565621Not a JPbro but Machan is meta for sprints
>>2565606Good race RNG above everything else. If my umas stick to the back and forget to use skills it's over.
>>2565621Ive heard people talk about her being strong a lot. Her alt is even more so. Plus she has some really strong thighs
>>2565621I mean sure, I'm always happy to answer any questions and I'll try my best to be honest with everyone. Machan is good, she's a luxury pull sprint CMs aren't very common but she's strong. Meta in her CM and then 2nd best to sports bakushin, also the parent uma for sprints.
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>>2565628She is also Daiwa-tier stacked, just shorter
>>2565606Will not make A finals again this CM.
>>2565604No, but the mods haven't cleaned up 9/10 spent sakamichi threads.
>>2565629Niche question but who is the biggest winner of the evolved skills when they come around?
>>2565633>sakamichi threads.Have they gotten over the sex tape leak yet?
>>2565632All 4 attempts used?
>>2565634You will not like that answer anon....
>>2565637Spill the fuckin beans.
>>2565639Dokai Deio
>>2565639Think of which uma that looks like a carrotand also happens to be the mascot of one of our top clubs...
>>2565639Teio, she's way stronger than even prime xoguri.
>>2565606I lost the original Gemini so it'd be really nice if I could win this one.
>>2565641>>2565643ASSEMBLEhttps://files.catbox.moe/dchhxw.png
I don't care how strong Teio gets, I am not playing her career
>>2565642I'd actually say it's Taiki since she's the only early uma to still be in S while Suzuka finally fell down to merely A, but yes, they're both monsters.
>>2565636No, but if you looked at them you would call it.
>>2565646Based, actually
>>2565646Opposite for me, I've come around to liking teio, teiobros are a beloved part of the culture
>>2565653This
>>2565634Kawakami Princess has evolved rising dragon which now gives acceleration+speed and she gets super NSM which unlike OYL on Grass or Encroaching Shadow on Taishin actually becomes stronger.
>>2565634Hishi akebono gets super busted now that i think about it.
>>2565641>>2565643I actually fail to see that. It's still mid-race LANE MOVEMENT
>>2565641>>2565643https://litter.catbox.moe/vy6adr.pngOnly one of these is usable and it's the most latest patch. Even Rudolf's evo is a lot better than this
Devs h8 Teio :(
>>2565678They hate Mcqueen more
>>2565665>>2565669Curious about this as well. I kept seeing her get brought up that evolved skills will make her stronger but I just don't see it.I've seen it from both here and our neighboring board.
>>2565681Her anime is kino, her anime alt is cool and shows more belly, her summer alt is cute. Thats more than enough for me, really
Devs wuv Golshi :)
>>256568530 mins have passed and still no explanation.I'm convinced y'all gaslighting
>>2565715>Teiobros launching a cross board gaslighting campaignWow! Totally unexpected
>>2565715Teiobro here but I actually also don't get why she's considered strong. I researched her in advance a long time ago and considered her still bad or unchanged at most.
Migrate when ready>>2565725
>>2565727>Full subjectHoly shit this is refreshing to see
Did I miss anything from last night? I left around 7h ago, anything meaningful? I saw some Taiki tits discussed
