>Gemini CM Finals Today!Race Conditions: Tokyo, Turf, 1600m, Mile, Left-Handed, Spring, Sunny, Firm>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous: >>2568321
>>2571533It's Taishin's birthday.
>>2571539Happy birthday and happy 3rd place finish in the stakes, Taishin. 3rd is good.
It's lunch time.
>>2571533Congrats on ruining the thread, not fucking using this shit, die alone you parasocial attention whore
>>2571554Take your drama to the old thread please and let us talk about the game here.
>>2571533I wuv Chrono. I wuv my daily 5 rations.
Any uma you're scared of facing in the finals? I haven't seen many people talk about her but base Oguri as an End or even a Late beat my Fronts more than I expected. Didn't think she would be this good
>>2571580I don't think I can bear the humiliation if I lose to a Taishin
>>2571580a good end closer is my biggest fear
How long till finals?
>>2571584If Taishin hits and doesn't get blocked she gets a free win to be fair. Not much you can do about that
>>25715893 hours 17 minutes
>>2571533We can just do the finals posting here and stakes here. I don't see the problem or why others are crying this is a troll bake
>>2571580finals is a singleplayer race and i'm only afraid of my kingu rushing
>>2571569
>>2571613People are way too fucking autismal about this kind of shit.
>hop on in a new thread when there was 600 unread>it's almost 700 nowshould i just ignore it or is it fun shitflinging this time
>>2571652Read uhhh like the first half of it
>>2571652Mostly drama about le bake. It's safe to ignore it.
>>2571652There's one post of OC >>2571149 and you can safely skip the rest.
>>2571646>Autist game>Attracts autistsCHOWA!!??
>>2571652Only the last 100 posts were retarded drama.
Any official news on GL coming out yet?
>>2571664Yup. EoS confirmed. GL is NEVER coming out. We are stuck in MANT forever
>>2571664We will probably get it at the start of next month with the new monthly schedule
>>2571664Global liked MANT so much they're scrapping everything to launch MANT 2 on japanese server and merging us to them.
Who has wasted time on the Umapyoi Minecraft modMy sister asked me about it but I never tried it yet
>>2571666>MANTenance mode
>>2571673Wasn't MANT 2.0 the yank scenario they launched with in the nepouma?
>Got home early just for thisYuuuuuuup. It's time to finally see Taishin UNKWAB herself FOREVER.
>>2571671I hope so. It's already June and I'm so tired...
>>2571652Tldr:>most anons want to wait for the stakes for the new thread>some guys don't want to wait>some guy makes a thread in /v/ for those who want to post while we wait>some guy doesn't see it and makes this thread>some guys seethe about it and don't post hereIt's whatever, I personally wanted to wait but there's nothing you can do about it now.
>mfw I will be asleep during the stakes anyways so I will miss the melties again>>2571686Isn't making /v/ stakes thread RIGHT NOW a bad idea?
>>2571681GL is definitely coming next month. Probably around the 20th
>GL releases around my vacationREAL SHIT>my enjoyment of said vacation will depend entirely on whether i get lucky during a week of free pullsi sleep
Should I prioritize borrowing NYOpera or Fuji for Xogger? I have neither for myself.
>>2571686Personally what I hate is the>it's this umas birthday you must use her in the OP!!!!faggots.Nobody did that shit on /v/. Let the guy that bakes do what he wants or bake yourself.
>>2571688>Isn't making /v/ stakes thread RIGHT NOW a bad ideaThat's why the guys just wanted to wait the idea was having to prevent ANOTHER bake midway through the stakes but it's irrelevant since this thread is up now, It's annoying talking about it anyway. Off topic drama is slop.
>>2571688Yes but everyone here just wants their instant gratification thread.
>>2571701Bacarole is always good
>>2571701Fuji Kiseki's ult is fucking amazing. As strong as a double circle skill triggering on the last straight. I've been using it on my Seiun front and she's saved me a few times from wild End Taishins or Oguris running full speed to get my ass.I saw Fujifags complain about it some months ago but I'm sure their problem is because they were running her as Pace and that ult requires you to already be at the front. It's a Front ult.
>>2571702For taishin it's mostly because it was fitting but I don't really care anymore, I just go with the flow and don't care about what dramaniggers do.
>>2571710Damn I should've thought about that before I made my Seiun>their problem is because they were running her as PaceI'm sure I've seen some running Fuji fronts, some do seem to have figured it out
>>2571716It's not a make or break or anything, it's just really good to have. I went with Plancha + Fuji and I have a good Fuji Turf parent so I could put it on every front if I wanted to. Too bad I don't like making fronts lol, but Seiun's career is easy and comfy enough that I accept it
taishin tuesday?
>>2571756SOONIT'S HER FUCKING TURN#I'M WITH NEMESIS
146528221465282214652822Was hosting a rooma in /v/ but it's barren.
>>2571762Seems that "we've lost our sovl I miss /v/" posters don't play the fucking game kek
How long does it take for TP to regenerate by one point?
>>257177510 minutes
>play some cm15 pubs>win against bourbons and xogs left and right>ug3 clanker>it's a gutsmaxxer>the xogs have 4-6 recoveries not counting ultemerging meta?
Meido here!
NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2571797Sick, im down to use this thread but rn im saving up the images for the stakes. I can use the /v/ one in the meantime.
>>2571765>CM15I've been playing every day since release and don't have anything for cm15.
>>2571800i don't think i've ever gone second on the TS finals
>>2571762anon nobody actually wants to go to /v/
potentialbros...
>>2571800You will eat the ramen
Hey there, as mentioned in the last thread, I had an idea for a new stakes race that I call the Family Stakes. The condition would be that you have to choose two Umas that are directly related to each other. Initially, I wanted it to be parent and child only, but that made the roster way too small. So I expanded it to include children, siblings, and grandchildren.Cousins obviously do not count, because that would include almost every Uma.I also decided to include Maruzensky’s grandchildren. However, you have to choose Maru + one of her grandchildren, no other combinations.(And before you ask, yes, Bright is Maru’s granddaughter, so that also counts as a team.)It will probably be medium, so almost everyone can be used. Thoughts? Suggestions?
>>2571810God damn Maru is a slut
>>2571810Utterly fantastic idea, the roommate race was a great success
At least redirect some lost soul here in the /v/ thread since it's active
>>2571810Fun!
>>2571810shame Rickey isn't here yet, I don't think i have any of these pairings aside from the free ones
>>2571810None of these combinations really call to me. Maybe Dober/Ryan but I bet a lot of people will do that...
>>2571826I sometimes forget Dia-chan came from deep impact, it's hard to keep track of who is related to sunday silence
>>2571810>no currenbased
I just read Sweepy's career and it was great. It made me want to slack off even more!
>>2571580As long as I only face two fronts or less then we've got this. The problem is I'll most likely face at least 4.
>>2571810Fuji Kiseki and Tachyon had a billion fucking kids and only one is in the game?
Finals status?
>>2571848There are 8000+ horses in each generation, only a handful get into G1s, let alone win them
>>2571848Yeah turns out when you breed horses that had to retire way early due to genetic injuries you sire horses that have injuries too
>>2571848The hag had better genes.
>>2571853I'll tell you in 2 hours
>>2571865Maruzensky is the actual phantom triple crown. That horse was so fucking strong that people would pull out of races he got entered in so they wouldn't get fucking humiliated. The only time Maruzen was ever at danger of losing is when he slacked off mid race
I'm not even going to participate in the stakes I know she has no chance of winning
>>2571885If my horse wins it will be so fucking funny so I'm in. I got 2nd once I can fuarking do it.
>>2571873I don't really understand what they made 5 #2834 thread but that's how things are
>>2571885That's not very first-rate...
>>2571810Based. The Maru spawn call to me.
>>2571890she just doesn't have what it takes this time around
>>2571889xister board is absolutely schizobroken rn
>>2571893And who's fault is that?
>>2571899I never fucking said it wasn't my fault
>>2571897I don't give a shit what the cunts at our sisterboard are doing! We have our own dumb shitflinging (like the previous thread) but nothing close to that precisely cuz we take care of our community.
>>2571905stop engaging with him
>Decide to take a break from shitty rolls by playing blood bowl 2 campaign since its been sitting there for a while>My fucking dipshit players failed to get the ball SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW, I WASTED AN ENTIRE TURN GETTING THE DAMN THING>Chance to grab it? 67% shut up HeliosM-maybe I should play a different one...
>>2571810Well, I’m glad you guys like it. I’m gonna think about the track and make a proper announcement in the next threads. I’ve never hosted a stakes race before, so I hope I won’t mess it up. Also I should probably add a rule how you have to train both and not just one>>2571826I didn’t know Rickey and Falcon were related. Oh well, we can always do it again once she comes out, or once Gimlet release
>>2571897They are talking about Kaiba right now...
>>2571915Have considered playing Chaos and just beating the shit out of the other team?
>>2571922>KaibaB A S E D
>>2571927I will finish the campaign first and its humans there, after that, I'm thinking orcs because I love orcs and trying out more oddball team, like necromancer because Frankensteins and werewolvesBut I really don't feel mad about it, mostly because of these twoCareer mode could use Jim and Bob if you ask me, I think I would get a lot less angry about lost races if they were there
Honestly I been wondering are there other Idol gacha games that aren't rhythm games? Besides Umamusume and StarSavior that isI already play uma daily, and StarSavior didn't really click with me, but I still really liked the idol raising part of it, is there more gachas like this? (I did try idolmaster gakuen but setting up a vpn was a headache and didn't get far with it sadly.)
>>2571946Not a gacha but you can try some of the older Im@s games. I believe the PSP SP titles all have translation patches
If you guys haven't yet already. Invite our /v/ros here.I would do it but I'm doing something else rn
>>2571946Shinymas is a producer simulator
>>2571946The only rhythm game i ever played and enjoyed was Witcher 1 desu.
>>2571955I haven't tried that yet actually. I was pretty deep into deresute and Million Live before, but lost interest because scamco is shitco. Only now they're going global after uma's popularity. I fucking hate scamco so much.
>>2571951Anon, it's the same people.
>>2571966We were able to redirect some here last time before Stego thread. I BELIEVE
>>2571946Not gacha but if youre interested on the management part Volcano Princess, Magical Princess, Drapline, club bifrost
>>2571965>Only now they're going global after uma's popularityThey did one concert in Chicago but haven't announced shit since then right?
>/v/ thread actually survived>one hour until finalsis it finally time to return?
>>2571970I completely forgot about that. IIRC yeah
>>2571972Threads once in a while, not back to back, which is why making thread this early was...unwise
>>2571972Threads still get nuked all the time. I bake almost every day and most of them don't survive.
>>2571972You people say this every time and it always gets nuked, please stop bringing that drama here
>>2571939>Oh well, maybe next stakes, Taishin>So much for potential, eh Jim?>Oh you know how it is, potential is merely unrealized ability, for someone as brimming with it as Taishin, its gonna take a while until its all realized>If you ask me, there is only so much that tiny body can hold, someone this small can only go so far before getting blocked>But one can't deny her fighting spirit!>Yeah, like that of a drugged up goblin
>>2571840I thought you were just memeing, but no, she actually is her great-granddaughter. I didn’t know that either. Like, goddamn, Maru. But still, I probably won’t include her since that feels like stretching it.
>>2571993Imagine if Sunsay Silence becomes playable
>>2571879>That horse was so fucking strong that people would pull out of racesFun fact about Chiyo's dad. His real life trainer said riding him was terrifying and left him shook afterwards because of how fast he ran. This is why they made Maru drive like she's in Crazy Taxi and isn't just a woman thing joke.
Bros i might actually have to do a run since it's still over an hour. Pray for me!
1 hour my brothers, what the fuck are we doing? /v/ thread is still up. This thread is still up, no one knows where the fuck the race is gonna be held. We REALLY shouldn't have baked early.
>>2571948I'm craving more gambling and cute idols kek, but I'll check it out too>>2571955It's exactly what I'm looking for! I'll try to set it up on my pc and phone, thanks anon>>2571969I tried all of them but the last one>volcano princessI wonder if Moon Princess will do better as a wuxia raising princess.>>2571958Witcher 1 was something, I'll never play it again but the experience was different from everything, I still remember my dad buying a pirated copy back at 2009.
>>2571972It's our monthly thread!
>>2571810Wait how are Maya and Brian related? I don't see them on each other's pedigrees. Also didn't Taiki breed all the Nishino's up to her greatgrandma?
>>2572004there's not enough space to host a stakes in the /v/ thread desu
>>2572001>world2chwhat the fuck?>>2570332My options are a bit limited unfortunately. Backporting umas should be fine, since the game visibly downloads assets for it, but the game itself used IL2CPP, which means that making major modifications to the code is going to be a pain in the ass. I don't think I can make something like a new scenario, though we'll have to see. Maybe that's not as hard-coded as I thought either.
>>2572014They share the sire Brian's Time, so they're half siblings.
>>2572014They have the same father, Brian’s Time, which makes them half-siblings. However, the game only seems to treat it that way when they have the same mother, like Biwa and Brian with "Pacificus".
>>2571999She better still rape me at the hot springs with Cafe
>>2572028makes sense, otherwise there would be umas with a lot of siblings
>>2572004>/v/ thread is already over 300 postsThread activity triples when finals drop and stakes are held 20 minutes after they open so I'll just host them here, there won't be enough time to run them properly over at /v/ so tell anyone who's there to come back for the main event. We could try to bake on /v/ closer to finals next time, like we used to, it's too late for that thread now
>>2572048>next timeThere won't be a next time, we've simply lost the drive to return home
>>2572048That sounds really good to me, thank you based host
>>2572050It is what it is lad. Just be grateful of the community that has formed. Wuv you...
>>2572048You should say there that you'll host them here in the case /v/ thread dies, and so to bring in more potential lost souls
>>2572028>the gamethat's how it is irl
>>2572050genuine question, what is there that isn't here?
>>2572062umautists and gachafaggots
>umautist thread /vm/:|>umaustist thread /v/:O
>>2572065But that's us!
>>2572062A janny that hates us and a schizo that hates us and will spam scat and cp
>>2572062Hard to put into words but if you've been in both sides for long you can just tell. It's just not the same, though of course not having schizos and jannies on our ass is a very VERY good change
>>2572050Anon, don't be so melodramatic, we got an alive thread there, some anon is trsting the waters constantly just unfortunate timing this time
>>2572077i've been browsing /v/ for close to two decades and i haven't missed it a day
>we need to go back to /v/>why?>w-we just do okay
>>2572083the biggest argument was "no one will find us here" and then we got the most anons recruited in months right here
>>2572062People that browse the catalog.
>>2572074cp? dafuq? I dont think that shit flies in the clearnet nowadays, not even in altchans or /sp/ world cup threads
>>2572062People that seethe about our thread nonstop and jannies that hate us.
>>2572092He did it once. Idk if it was the same schizo but it was definitely a schizo. I reported it and janny killed the thread. I was so buttmad about it that I just went to sleep
>>2572050A serious question nostalgiabros should ask to themselves is what does /v/ offer that /vm / doesn't >ModerationWe have quite literally a personal nod that archives threads and deletes trolls when reported, moderation is actively hostile back in /v/>PopulationWe've experienced growth in /vm/, multiple expeditions haven't brought over a single newfag from /v/>OCOC output has doubled since the /v/ days.>NewcomersWe've had multiple newfags, 5 or so across the 60 days we've been here. Back in /v/ the only "newcomers" that stumbled onto our thread would be seething about gachaniggers and derailing the thread>SpeedWe are consistently as fast as in /v/. In fact we average the same amount of posts but spread out across an entire day rather than all at once>Culture/v/ma culture is not only alive but thriving with bigger reenactments, more things to do, as a whole the culture is more unified.>CrossoversYou can literally talk about anything here and get people to talk about it too, there's people playing fucking yugioh together>ConvenienceThe thread is always up, archiving and looking up stuff is easier than ever, discussion is preserved and never cut off, room data is more efficient with the introduction of hakuraku, etc.There's merit in the odd expedition, but as a permanent settlement there's not a single advantage OTHER than minor drama that usually gets gatekept and resolved very quickly.
>>2572090>>2572102The growth thing is surprisingly true. How did it happen?
>>2572062Needing to set up filters for the anti-gacha schizo that scans the catalog 24/7.
>>2572092anon you can even find softcore cp on youtube if you consider nude/partially nude but not sexual to be cp
>>2572109Ok I believe you but I don't really wanna talk about irl Cyberpunk
>>2572107operation summer girl never officially ended
>>2572103>You can literally talk about anything here and get people to talk about it too, there's people playing fucking yugioh togetherThis is the biggest problem with /vm/I want jiggers and jongers out of my fucking thread
>>2572103When you put it like that it's hard to argue... I guess I am just really nostalgic ;__; The only thing that has been worse for me is the amount of fun posts I miss when I sleep, usually back on /v/ we all had more or less the same downtime
>>2572020InterestingAs far as code modifications go, I'd personally be most interested in the viability of things like>Adjusting skill effects and conditions to make custom balance changes or backport future changes from JP>Modifying an uma's data (base stats, growths, aptitudes, innate skills, etc.)>Modifying the stats and skills on support cards>Backporting future umas who are currently JP-only (would presumably be at least slightly more difficult than backporting umas who are already in global, since you'd also have to translate their careers and dialogue)
>>2572109Which uma toreina would say this?
How long until finals start? I'm at work
>>2572132THIRTY MINUTES
>>2572103Threads being up consistently has allowed for things like the monthly triple crown and weekly monday races to thrive. In general, being able to consistently plan and schedule things has been my favorite upside.
>>257213225 minutes
>>257213225 minutes.
>>2572103the only thing better about /v/ was cosplay slut posting
>>2572119Mahjong and yugioh are gay, but jiggies are cool
>>257213225 bings for the finals, 45 bings for the Stakes. Take a shit break at work and join the race
Can I join the stakes if im not in a /v/ club?
>>2572152sure
>>2572152Yeah, if people get mad at you just say oy neigh sent ya
>>2572152NoYesMaybeAsk Again
>>2572152Yuh, no one cares. But it's easier said than done.
>>2572119Jongers are truly the most oppressed race
>>2572152Gotta be fast enough to actually join it. That shit fills up in seconds
>>2572152>he thinks he'll be able to get inNewcucks don't know how fucking fast that shit fills.
First Stakes I'll miss. I couldn't get off work early enough and I'm stuck on the train heading home. I was going to bring a BigSuzu to the Stakes so there'd be no front wins today, but you got me. I hope someone else brings one. Best of luck!
>>2572162Ive literally never been able to join even, that speed is insane
>>2572165rice HERO wouldn't do that
I doubt I'll be able to get in and I have entered most of them. Could those that join the first one make a pact of not joining the second?
The stakes hosted here won't count, by the way.
>>2572062Lots of anons (for better or worse), fun posting, shit posting, seething mods, schizos (little worse than the ones here), Blank OPs, cross pollination, etc.I loved helping all the anons intrested in our game and wanting help. I also liked the blankish OPs that /v/ required. I'm not mad at most of the bakers here, it's just over a decade of experience of with generals show that someone is going to be super pissed off about something with OPs even if it's not the usual schizos. That and I hate when someone asks for help and someone says:>Read the OPTruly the worst thing about most Generals.
>>2572171>Read the OPThankfully, our OP is so barebones (good) that I've never seen that happen once
>>2572171>Lots of anons (for better or worse), fun posting, shit postingQuite literally the same thing here, but I can see the rest.
I fucking HATE Super Creek she's the #1 choke artist in my account nobody burns half as many clocks as that bitch of a whore only to still lose anyway I hate her I hate her I hate her yada yada yada yada yada
>>2572174That's the key, the OP must only have the community races
>>2572177Yeah, I think the well is dry on /v/ (until GL). If there was a large population waiting for /v/ma or there was a large demand for uma threads then they wouldn't die and constantly need to get necrobumped by one of us.
>>2572178imagine playing super creek's career
>>2572119Instructions unclear.
>>2572179I like what we good, some useful links for convenience and the community stuff, but truth is I dont read the OP
>>2572189I'm doing MANT, bitch somehow jobbed to arima kinen in spite of being double circle in all stats by racing horribly every attempt. All of them rushed, in one of them she both rushed and late started. It's like she wants to choke desperately. Also she loves her sleep deprived events, she has them more than regular fucking rests.
10 minutes Its happening soon, are we using this?
>>2572196Yeah it has plenty of imageslots, it's fresh. We won't be able to measure the speed because it's so old but that's never really mattered.
My danchou said all platlets will be hanged....
>>2572196I'm not posting on /v/
>>2572189>>2572178Isn't Creeks non-mant career much less painful now?
Why am I nervous if I think I'm gonna lose?
Thoughts on my club?
>>2572204Epsatono island...
>>2572203Because you might win.
>>2572192AIEEEEEE
Everyone in /vm/a is going to win plat!
>>2572196I'm posting on /v/
>>2572203You still have some hope left in you.
if she can somehow gamble her way to a win I'll be so happy but I didn't take enough gambling accels for it to happen, I think...
>>2572192Lel, 1200 wit joke
>>2572212rooting for you Kawakamibro
>>2572209But this is /v/ma...
WE READY FOR FINALS?I'M READY AND BELIEVING
>>2572218No, but Tanuki Teio buoys my spirits
I will skip the entire race, am I a bad person?
>>2572212What's smaller, Neicha's hands or Kawakami's arms?
Oh no, the nerves are starting
>>2572218I don't believe, I don't want hope. I don't want to be hurt again.
>>2572222yes
She gracefully vacates today, say something nice about her
>>2572223huh? I don't think Kawakami has small arms. They're proportionate to her body.
>>2572227>She gracefully vacates todayNot if I can help it.
So who's winning stakes? Taishin or Bourbon?
>>2572222I'm so nervous that I always just skip it too. I only rewatch if I win.
>>2572222Your umas trained really hard for that moment anon.
>>2572227She still got 0 lewd OCs which I find astonishing after 2 terms
>>2572227I wish she got OC during her reign
>>2572227see you in CM15 my queen
>>2572221>>2572225A BELIEVING HEART IS OUR MAGIC AND TO KEEP ON AND KEEPING ON
>>2572227I actually really really enjoyed her two reigns
>>2572232
>>2572237She got plenty, she'll get more for her inevitable 3rd term
>>2572227I love you Ogurin no matter how much you ruined the meta!
>>2572227She hasn't brought home a plat for me yet but I appreciate her contributions to the team because having an easy to build character makes mant so much easier to bear.
HUNYAKA HAPPY HUNYAKA LUCKYMay /vm/a get lots of plats!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaKNGtehYk
>>2572227I will miss her....didn't think I would but I will
>>2572228Ingame maybe, in fan art >>2572212 not so sure
4 MINUTES
>>2572245I feel like there were 5 different people saying they were working on stuff but I've only seen like two quick drawings.
>>2572227A third reign would be really funny though.
>>2572234This>>2572235It's usually a humiliation ritual I don't wanna subject them to that
IN 20 MINUTES A FIERCE CLANKER WILL ENTER THE /V/ICTORY STAKES, SHE WILL DESTROY /V/MA. YOU MUST STOP HER AND CHANGE THE FUTURE
>>2572256AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME TORANKUSU
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
>>2572253They all for filtered by her costume
>>2572249the jap mind is a beautiful sight to behold
I feel like I'm gonna throw up
ITS FUCKING TIME BROSPLACE YOUR FUCKING BETS
>>2572268you get used to itnot really
My hesrt is beating
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>2572270NOTLOOKING GOOD
>>2572253Queen Ogurin's third term will surely give me time to finish this drawing!
>>2572270I BELIEVE
>>2572264This action does not have my consent!
>>2572268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hde7OVJKdgg
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT CHECK YOUR INBOX
NOT THIS FUCKING TIME, IM PROVING ALL OF YOU WRONG THIS TIME, YOU WILL ALL STOP LAUGHING
IT'S TIME
ITS TIME NEIGHERS
>>2572270HOEH
Finally back from the vacation
>3 ends>3 pace>3 frontsHOLY SHIT A BARANS LOBBY IM GOING IN
>4 END 2 PACEWAGMITHIS WILL BE AN EASY ONE
OH NO NOT AGAIN
>My opponents are full meta SS+NOT LOOKING GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS OVER FOR MEEEEEEEEE
>6 frontsFUCK ME UP THE ASS
>9 FRONTSITS OVER
Bobros....
EASY PLAT.I FUCKING LOVE EVIL SWEEPY
It's dober..... I've only lost mile CMs so I don't really care lol
LET'S GO
I CANT FUCKING LOOK BROS
>Late startAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Epic. Truly epic. Taishin lost by a small enough margin that not getting rushed would have been a win.
>>2572294I got my ass beat, I ain't posting this. Forever a platlet.>2nd>3rd>5th
I SHANT I WILL NOT BE WHALE FOOD
FUCK DUDE I CAN'T WATCH
BACK TO BACK DIGITAN PLATS MY FUCKING GOAT
>>2572314OH FUCK THAT IS AN UTTER TRAGEDY
It's over.
>>2572317Bro...it's already decided. There's no point to delaying it, that's what the matchmaking period was for
I got my revenge!
>>2572316I EVEN PLACED AGAINST A FULL S TEAM AND ONE SHIT SS TEAM, BUT THE SS GOLSHI RAPED MY WHILST HIS TWO OTHERS GOT 8TH AND 9TH, FUCK ME IM KILLING MYSELF
>Late startITS OVERITS FUCKING OVERIM NOT WATCHING THIS HUMILLIATION RITUAL
>>2572277AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE I JOBBED
Lost to a hag and Taishin.....................
>>2572330AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CLANKERBROS
>>2572330Danchou...
FUCK MY LIFE
I can't even feel good about this because SHE didn't win.Like man she hit EVERYTHING, Pump, great Furious Feat timing, and NSM and she still lost to my Taiki who was not even good and had like a 15% win rate and no Mile S. God dammit. This is why I prefer to run 2 debuffers it's all about her winning, nobody else.
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>have the highest win rate in my lobby>get 3rdWhy should I still play this crap?
>>2572336That's not what I'm trying to show
SAY IT WITH ME BROSMILEKINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>easy group Bozo champ win*yawn*
>>2572346MILECASINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol!
I FUCKING LOVE SMART FALCONSMART FALCON LOVE
>maru late start>still winsFOCUS IS A GOOD SKILL, ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN EAT SHIT
>>2572330>Those titlesI know who you are
I cant believe falcon carried me AGAIN
Holy fucking kino. Absolutely lucked out when someone brought a runaway to bunny the shit out of my Falcon. Turned into an absolute nailbiter down the stretch as 2 oguris chased down my falcon.
I got another room full of turbometaniggers and whales. I am quite certain I am the only one having this luck in 14 CMs in a row
I FRAUD MY WAY TO PLAT, BEATING A BUNCH OF UG FRONTS AND A GUTSMAXXED POTENTIAL WOMAN
>>2572350THIS BIRD I HATE
What the FUCK
>>2572355CHAD FALCON WOOOOOOOOO
All of my 3 umas get Rushed.Why did I even bother with CM.
MILE CASINO AT FULL FORCE RN
>5 giga fronts + Taishin lobby>resign to my fate and wait for the pity carats>my Tama actually pulls it off and runs it downpotential officially slain!
>>2572357>namesAdded to the database bwojk congrats clubmate
>>2572357>doxxedDanchou, confiscate his plat.
>>2572353Dude please stop, I fucking hate that, please don't mention it again
>Golshi royally fucked me on Taurus (jobbed from ninth to second place)BUT TAISHIN DELIVERS BABY
>>2572340Suzuka saaaaan!! I said I was gonna be the best first rate on *sniffle* b-beema..
>>2572357OH NO NO NO HER FATNESS IS GETTING ANOTHER TERM???
>lost 4 CMs>1 medium 3 mileWhats my mile aptitude bros?
>>2572357TEIOBROS IN SHAMBLES
10 minutes
Honestly went up against a fucking monster lobby. 2nd place is 1 higher than I ever thought I was gunna achieve.MORE YAKINIKU! GOOD JOB EVERYONE>>2572352...Did I go up against you.
>Falcon and Taishin timesITS REDEMPTION TIME
1st place in group B, despite there being a couple of SS umas in the lobby.I love frontrunning!
I WANT PLAT BUT I DONT WANNA WATCH
>>2572362I got the old double late start, can't win em all
>get dropped to b finals because i couldn't secure a 3rd win>full podiumthis is somehow more insulting than losing
>>2572374Mile C desu, thats fucking ROUGH.
>>2572383I can't even check mine, lol
Can the /v/mabro (club) in picture check if you have these guys or anyone similar in your top 100?
>>2572388CULTURAL FENOMENO
FIRST PLATWITNESS ME FIRST RATESThe race was great too, terrible race starts (including my Nishino in 9th, RIP), but then managed to hit Pump and barrel down to the finish line. Thanks anons for giving me advice this past two months, it would have taken me an age to figure everything out otherwise
MY LIFE FOR TAISHIN SAMA!!!!!!
>>2572357omedetou, clubmate-san
>the game believes in her Do i believe?
>>2572395WELCOMETO THE TRUE FIRST RATE'S WORLD
STAKES WHENI NEED THE FATASS'S THIRD TERM TO GO WITH MY THIRD PLACE
>>2572395Congratulations!
Can't wait to see taishin completely job the stakes on her birthday.
>>2572395Why can't I get this room comp? Why do I have to get raped by Taishin Bourbon and Maru? Why do I have to get 2 metaniggers in every single one of my CMs?
>>2572395congratulations
>>2572404ALWAYS BELIEVE IN FALCO LOVE
>falcon late starts>Both unable to pass Maruzensky>It'sdober.jpg>Resign and fast forward>Taishin clutches it out6TH PLAT BOYS.
>WIN MY FIRST PLAT>TEAR UPHOLY SHTT GUYS OMG THIS CNAT BE
I fucking hate mileslop
>>2572390
I may have lost plat...but I WONT LOSE THE STAKES!OPEN THE ROOM NOW!!!
>another MANT CM where I have an 80% winrate and then job in group A finals anyways
>>2572411Are you me? My finals were 4 fronts 2 ends and my team... Seiun had a massive lead and the ends were moving up. I knew it was over but at least I got 2nd.
>>2572395C-congrats bro.............
>believe in my girls>they make itI wish I could say it was that easy, but it worked and I wanna tear up
Entered the 10 plats club
>>2572124>JP balancing and backportsShould be possible, on the condition that I'm not trying to implement JP mechanics. It's impossible to backport the JP mechanics themselves.>modifying umasAbsolutely possible.>Modifying the cardsShould be possible.>Backporting future umasShould also be possible, provided they aren't based on new mechanics.>Adding new umas and cardsWhile you didn't mention it, I should also add that this should also be completely possible.
it's just crazy to me that she could hit 3 accels like this and still couldn't catch up. And does Full of Vigor have carry over? Because she had that going too.
>>2572395Well done first rate-dono!
>>2572423Same...this was my highest win rate yet. Fucking late start.
I want this scenario to be over
>>2572424I got this >>2572330
>>2572395congrats, this one was pretty rough
>>2572428CONGRATULATIONS ANON!!!!!
>>2572429I see four fingers...
>Matched with 5 Fronts/ 1 Pace, I go with 2 Ends/my trusty debuffer >My horses are all the least favorite>A mile Digitan blazes past through all of themahahahaha frontkeks???
>>2572428NICEEEEEEEE
>>2572435It's ok clubmate. We can make it through MANT.
>>2572423That was me with Aries and then Taurus with 70%, it's the worst feeling
>6 fronts vs my 1 pace 2 ends>Seiun has the lead going into late racealright just deposit the bronze into my account
I should've built an End...
MY FUARKING DANCHOU WON A PLAT AND SO DID I
I know its only open league but holy fucking balls I ACTUALLY DID IT I WON GOLD, MY CONDOR PASA FUCKING WON THE FINALSSSSS
>>2572453JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJA
>>2572357>namesWhoops, but I don't care. Oguri even overcame a late start, the funny part is the Front who won the fight for front also late started. I don't think I pull that out without a radiant proc there at the end, though.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4CKPSytpqCzmlzc2lCwmLpgD
>>2572450I didI should have built a BETTER end...I could have REFINED her, but I didnt, and so I will accept this loss.
>>2572395OMEDETOU! Welcome to the 1 plat club!
>>2572453HUGE Wtotal avian domination
>>2572404FUGGGG A VODKA IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING
9-10 PLAT CLUB WHERE THE FUCK WE AT
>>2572457Me tooI knew my horses could be better. But I'm MANTbroken too so I just got OK horses and sent them to dieOh well. Still managed to reach A finals.
>>2572463RIGHT FUCKING HERE MY EMPEROR
>>2572419I was hoping it wasn't just random trainers beyond 1st 2nd and 3rd places, sad
>>2572378Nah
BRING ME THE STAKES NOW I WANT TO RACE
>>2572460/OURGIRL/ gets her third CM!Triple crown for falco!
FRIENDSHIP WITH FRONTS IS OVER, ENDS ARE MY NEW FRIEND
Bro I will literally fucking eat smart falcon out I am fucking shaking she brought it home for me
>>2572463I've been at ten... since Aries...
>Thought I was doomed because I only had 50% winrate>Thought I was double doomed when I saw the race had like 6 fronts>Thought I was triple doomed when a Seiun won the front battle>Sweep fucking booked it from the back to win me my first MANT plat on her first CM outingWell, if I had any lingering doubts about whether she was my absolute favourite uma, I certainly don't anymoreI will now proceed to burn through my entire statue stash boosting her to 5*
>>2572472First time that I'm around for the stakes, I have to bring one Uma only right?
IIIIIIIIIIT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTHTHE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORTHE /v/ICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY STAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEES TENSION IS THICK AFTER THE FIRST EVER BACK TO BACK CHAMPION THREATENS TO CLAIM ANOTHER TITLE, CAN ANYONE STOP HER? WILL OUR FAVORITE HAG BEAT HER TO 3? CAN FALCO FINALLY PROVE HERSELF WORTHY OF THE CARDBOARD CROWN?!ONLY ONE WAY TO KNOW>ROUND 14304830543048305430483054304830543048305ONE UMA PER ANONSPECTATORS HAVE 2 MINUTES TO JOINGO GO GO
https://youtu.be/efei6R5oKOQ
>>2572478Its okay my RIVAL, we'll get over this slump together. We cant let these people catch up can we? We are front runners.
Won more plats during MANT than the entirety of URA and Unity and I still fucking hate it and want it to end
>>2572395OMEDETOU
>>25724639 plats and might just never win a mile plat ever at this rate
>connection errorHOLY NIGGERFAGGOT
>>2572479I KNEEL
Damn this was the end I managed to beat in the finals. I think I am going to see my practice partners increase today.
>>2572481MY FUARKING QUEEN, MY FUARKING EMPRESS
>>2572481IT'S TIME
YOU'RE TOO SLOW
>>2572479>Platanus witch>Wins platKino
TAISHINBROES OUR TIME IS COME!
>>2572481>der/v/ danchou using Sweep Tosho
>>2572481>didn't make it>only two TaishinsGood luck potentialbros, I'm rooting for you.
>>2572481TOO FUCKING FAST
>>2572481I got in on the phone typing the code by hand btw
FALCO BROSASSEMBLE
I NEED ROOM NUMBER 2 RIGHT NOW
>>2572481IM FUCKING SEETHING I COULDNT GET IN
>He kept posting and missed the roomTsk tsk tskYou are lacking in the art of BAKUSHIN'ing the rooms
SECOND HOST ONEGAI
>>2572481>Reinhardt OguriThat's really good
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OGURIS AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fun stakes room:364260833642608336426083
>>2572481>2 ogurisOH YEAH IM FEELING IT THE 3RD OGURI STAKES
/V/MAPYOI DANCHOU WHERE ARE THE SECOND HOSTED ROOMS YOU KILLED OUR TRADITION
>>2572502MY FUCKING GAME CRASHED
>>2572432i swear the fronts ran faster than normal on this one somehow, dunno how to explain ityou lose a lot of distance if you go wide on the final corner but even if they got a good line there were times when a mile a front just ran off
WHERE IS THE OTHER ROOM AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2572508Unoriginal niggers that want to kill the best thing we have
>9 fronts>5 endsDear lord...
STOP THE CLANKER, STOP HER NOW
>>2572513She didn't go wide she was on the inside and it was two Taikis(including my own) that she couldn't catch up to
>>2572454based El Condor Carcajea
AIEEEEEE OGURI NOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lol
HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2572517hell yeah, congrats anon!
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW THIS CAN'T BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EMERGENCY RATION STATUSNOW
I VOTED FOR THIS
THIRD TERM THIRD TERM
Ok, the Stakes are over, thank you unoriginal faggots for KILLING this. This isn't funny, this is like killing your family and laughing about it, think of your dead mother now
NOFUCKINGWAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU MISSED SOMEONE????
JESUS CHRIST THAT CLANKER JUST MURDERED MY BIRD
I'm at work guys, surely one of you can host in my place
NONONONO TAISHIN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP HER!
>>2572536lol faggot get eaten
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>END CLOSERS CANT WI-AAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
Watching those Falcos get eaten by the mob was funny as fuck, again again!
SHE'S STILL HUNGRY WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT
>backliners can't win the stakes
>backliners can't win 18 room lobbiesGET FUCKED SHITTER
>even in open grade I get last placeI hate cm
YOU MADE MY POOR GIRL CRY YOU FAT BITCH!!!
>>2572541YOU HEARD IT HERETEIOFAGGOT GET IN HERE AND HOST AGAIN
>>257250914/18
>>2572536Mad? Get good faggott.just jobbed too lol
>>2572481OH SHIT SHE'S DOING ITOGURI CAP BARELY BEATS THE CLANKER BY A NECK AFTER DOMINATING THE WHOLE RACE! IS THE ASHEN BEAST TRULY UNSTOPPABLE? WILL HER REIGN EVER END?!THERE'S STILL TIME TO CHANGE THINGS IN >ROUND 28347401683474016834740168347401683474016
IM FUCKING DYING (of hunger) MY SIDES (have been eaten)
>>2572517>mfw that anon doxed me>mfw I'm not the anon that wonhaha....
>>2572560WHAT THE FUCK
>>2572560>FullThat was what, 10 seconds?
>>2572560FUCK!
>>2572560That was like 5 seconds
SECOND ROOM AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE SAVE USSSSS
TAISHIN STILL CAN WINREPEAT AFTER METAI SHINTAISHIN
>can't get inIt's over
>>2572560YOU GUYS WERE NOT KIDDING WTF WAS THAT SPEEED
>>2572560>20 seconds and the room's already fullhot damn you guys weren't kidding, they fill up fast
>>2572560>now it's only 1 TaishinUnleash your POTENTIAL. Now is the time.
>>2572569SHE HAS THE POTENTIAL, I BELIEVE
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>2572564>>2572565>>2572573>>2572574Dude that had to be less than 5 seconds, I swear I didn't fumble THAT hard
More roooms
TAISHIN FREE US FROM THIS YOKE!
Didn't train a single Ace, but somehow won my graded B Finals with something pulled from my TT umas.
I hope Youtube anon can get in
>2 OguriITS HAPPENING BROS
FOUR (4) FATTIES
TAISHIN NIGGERS????? OUR RESPONSE????? OUR FUCKING RESPONSE??????
>>2572479Marvelous!
>>2572573End + Pulse speed on the homestretch is scary as fuck
>>2572583yeah im in
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>2572584OH SHIT IT'S 4 EVEN AHAHAHAHAH
PRINCESS BECOME QUEEN PLEASE
WEW LAD THAT'S MY FUARKING PRINCESS
SHES GOING FOR THE FUCKING TRIPLE CROWN SOMEONE STOP HER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
KAWAKAMI PRINCESS DESUWA
>*record scratch*>So you might be wondering how I got here
>The next thread will have Tasihin OP because she' winning the stakes they said
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME FALCO
PRINCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEED AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OY NEIGHSUGOI
Please use actual Fronts instead of Falcos, you're gonna let backliners win if you keep throwing with her
>>2572600IT WAS FORESHADOWING ALL ALONG
FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE TOO SLOW AND ARE TOO LAZY TO HOST382668563826685638266856
potentialbros... what's happening...?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE PRINCESS DID IT! I KNEEL!
>backliners can't win stak-
NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAYYYYPRINCEEEESSSSSS
Why can't I spectate races that have already begun? What the fuck?
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK THE FUARKING PRINCESS
WHAT THE FUCCCK
>Falco lost to a fucking LateKWAB
>>2572607>STAKEOGURI ATE THE OTHER STAKES, THIS IS THE LAST ONE WE HAVE...
>>2572607Does this count with the current one or
I CANT STOP FUCKING KNEELING I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP FUCKING KNEELING
MILECASINO
>PRINCESSTHAT'S MY FUARKING CLUBMATE RIGHT THEREASCEND THE THRONE
MILEKINO
>>2572509GROOVYmore fun stakes:385973113859731138597311
>>2572560THE INTELLIGENT AVIAN! SHE'S FINALLY DONE IT!WAITWHO THE FUCK IS THATKAWAKAMI PRINCESS, AGAINST ALL ODDS, CLAIMS ROUND 2! IT'S ANYONE'S GAME NOW>ROUND 37396384073963840739638407396384073963840
>>2572619I'm not /v/mapyoi's danchou, so it depends
POTENTIAL NIGGERS????????
>>2572627YES IT COUNTS NOW GO
>>2572626WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I COULDNT GET IN STILL
>>2572619>>2572627it should
>>2572626>No. 16 favorite
>>2572630I entered at half and when the room loaded it was already full
>>2572630If you're not saving your runner with the premade team function so you can go as quick as possible, you're never gonna get in
>>2572607WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FALCOBROS EMERGENCY MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHAT IS GOING ON
THERES SO MUCH FUCKING KINO GOING ON
COME ON TAISHIN IT'S TIME TO BREAK THE POTENTIAL CURSE!
>>2572636Don't tell them the tech I don't want more competition.
It's been a while since CM3 but mile is still slop.
KING AND HER DAUGHTER HOLY SHIT
>>2572607KINGU
It's not even X.Oguri. God that is even worse
MY FUARKING KING CAN DO IT HOLY SHIT
>>2572626KINOOO
MY CLUB IS SO STRONG
AHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FRONTFAGGOTS OUR RESPONSE???????
>LATE STARTFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Reminder to let others in if you have already raced!
I was shitting what happened?
is anyone recording or anythin'? I couldnt spectate :C
>>257262513/18
HUSTLECOME ON FALCO NATION
>>2572656No fuck off
>>2572657read the thread jeet
>>2572607FIRST RATE VICTORY FOR THE FIRST RATE UMA410708284107082841070828
>>2572658yeah, im recording them
STOP THE CLANKERSSTOP HER RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>25726620 wins!
I woulda won IF I GOT IN ANY OF THESE ROOMS
Remember all the shitters crashing out about fronts being too strong?
finally real Front Runners joined
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE ROBOTS ARE HERE
OGURIKINGPRINCESSBOURBON
Taishinbroes...
Dammit, I was feeling good when I saw she was the only late in the lobby
>>2572671actually fucking ridiculousas if giga ends werent raping every room
STOP MIHONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THESE FOOKIN DEBUFFERS ARE STIFLING TAISHIN'S POTENTIAL
>>2572669>too slow to even join the room>thinks he can win the STAKES
THAT FALCON BLOCKED MY BEESHINO REEEEEEE
>>2572676My Taishin was too strong... That's why she lost...
ITS ANYONES FUCKING GAME LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE'S OUR POTENTIAL POTENTIALBROS>they wanted a Taishin OP
heh..
I won? With Taishin?Wait I'm not supposed to win!
IT'S TAISHIN'S TURN YOU NIGGERS LET HER WIN FOR FUCKS SAKE!
TAISHITBROS?????????
>>2572626A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! THE CLANKER IS FINALLY LIVING UP TO THE HYPE!IT'S A THREE-WAY TIE NOW, LONG TIME WITHOUT ONEONLY MORE RACING WILL DECIDE WHO'S TRULY WORTHY>ROUND 42748533127485331274853312748533127485331
HOLY FUARK THEY ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF. My goal was always to win a plat with Rice at least present on the team. I'M SO HAPPY I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT OSHIGAMING
STOP LAUGHING STOP LAUGHING STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOW
>>2572694Who won? That's a sovl team
I CANT FUCKING GET IN
UWWWWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH TAAAAAIIIIIIISSSHHHHIIIIIINNNNNN
>>2572693>2 bobos and 1 princess that could end it all now
That fucking Fuji Kiseki nigger is getting into all the rooms and jobbing in all of them like a faggot instead of letting others have a chance, what a fucking subhuman
>>2572694Based villain enjoyer. Congrats.
>>2572694Congratulations Ricebro!
I don't care if I'm stealing your spot I HAVE TO WIN!!!
I WAS IN THE OTHER RACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2572697SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IRL CONCENTRATION
Slightly late, but my Nishino got first place!
>>2572700YOU ARE A SLOW SHITTER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>First MANT CM where the Stakes are a proper contest and not just an immediate streamroll from one of the cookie-cutter metaslop umasWHEN I SAY MILE, YOU SAY KINOMILE
>>2572665POTENTIALLY THE BIGGEST COMEBACK EVER! TAISHIN TAKES THE SECOND ROUND OF THE SECOND ROOM325929373259293732592937
Falkeks... I'm starting to lose hope...
>>2572625still 13/18
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SEE THEM RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
no more mileslop CMs
>>2572710ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>2572696Golshi took it. Rice started strong but ultimately fell to fourth.
>>2572708No he's a fucking shitter because he keeps losing everything LMAO
>>2572710What happens if we get a 2 2 result from both rooms
MILECASINO ON FULL SWING
>>2572710GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO TAISHIN TESTOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2572707Based. Sadly my Flower couldn't bring her home ;_;;;But I will bring her when I can.
>>2572722Then we keep going until a tiebreaker anon-kun
>4 rooms>Taishin and Falco the "meta" umas still haven't won once
LMAOOOOO TAISHINKEKS
OGURIPRINCESSKINGBOURBONTAISHININARIWHAT IS GOING ON
TAISHIN WHY ARE YOU LOSING TO A DIRTER WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
>paizuri gremlinThe variety is kind of insane.
WHAAAT
>Taishin will be mogged by her own encroaching shadow SSR wit down the lineHow do you cope anons?
>>2572734blindfaggot... >>2572710
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST SPURT
most kino stakes in a while
I FUCKING LOVE MILEKINO
MY MARU WAS ABOUT TO WIN
Oppai womanlet LOVE
>>2572734legitimately just 2 of manyloads of strong umas on this track
I just need the Fatso to lose
HOLY FUCKING END DIETYS
>got my CM room>front heavy room, me included >there's a UG TWO chiyo o >account is literally "chiyo chiyo o" or something similar >mfw watching her get almost last place since none of her moves work no matter how strong she is in a front lobbyThat... actually feels bad
DIRT IS.....STRONG.....
Mile tracks shouldn't suffer their reputation for the sins of Tokyo (CM3, CM10, CM14)Hanshin Mile (CM5) is awesome.
>>2572744That's not an actual stakes lobby retard
>>2572693AND THEY JUST KEEP COMINGANOTHER UNLIKELY WINNER CLAIMS VICTORY ON ROUND 4!A 4 WAY TIE? A 6 WAY TIE?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE, I ONLY KNOW THAT RACES WILL CONTINUE!>ROUND 58207533082075330820753308207533082075330
>>2572738It's because mile is pure RNG.
I.....I CANT FUCKING BREATHEDO IT INARI, SLAY OGURI
>>2572758IT IS LMAO NEWFAGGOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS
>>2572759Goddammit you fucking niggers how are you all so fast
>>2572760That's sprint. Mile is a honest race with RNG solely from accels
>>257262516/18pls send your jobbers
NOW IS THE TIME TAISHIN! COME GET YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT!
DO IT OGURIEAT THE STAKES
>>2572765Two monitors!
>>2572728I heard she is great in Sprints, your time will come Anon
I CANT STOP FUCKING KNEELING
Falco PLEASE ONE WIN WE NEED ONE WIN TO STAY IN THIS!!!
>>2572765>he doesn't train the art of bakushin
My first rater won me some tasty carrots by hitting her ult together with furious feat going from 8th to 2nd in 3 seconds and then triumphant pulse with radiant star for the final finish. Nothing beats having your oshiuma win bigly from behind!
I hope that Fujifaggot kills himself
THE 1000 YEAR FESTIVAL BEGINS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>2572766The only honest race in the entire game is specifically Nakayama 2500m.
>only 1 taishin>last slot in the roomNOT LOOKING GOOD
SWEEPY WIN
I knew, it was Milecasino all along. Pure Mickey Mouse cup
>>2572710AND SWEEPY SWEEPS THE VICTORY OF THE THIRD ROUND OF ROOM TWO! IF MAGIC ISN'T REAL, THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED563440715634407156344071
>>2572666where will you upload them brotha?
>>2572777Salty faggot lmao, you will never make it in.
Noo...
>>2572780truke
>>2572784KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FALCO WOULD WIN THESE LOBBIES IF SHE ACTUALLLY GOT INSHE MAY HAVE FAST RACE STARTS BUT HER TOREINA DOESNT :(
Meta won
>>2572784WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK
I will blow my fucking load everywhere if Inari becomes queen. I love complete underdogs.
What a lame fucking way for it to end
>>25727921 More to go
>>2572784ONE LAST ROOM PLEASE BRING A TIE
>6 fronts /2ends 1 late lobby>My Kingu decided to be last all the race, and didn't proc shit, ending up 7th>My Falco didn't proc gw but still managed to get into second before the last spurt.>She ends up overshooting the corner>Even without mile S , Falco almost managed to catch Seiun and got second by a headAnother mile cm and another loss, at this point I'm sure I have like mile g trainer aptitude
based Bobo chad
>>2572784JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T STOP KNEELING
>>2572784LAST ONE>LAST ONELAST ONE>LAST ONE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Borbouver?
Are there two different stakes happening at onceIm confused is someone larping?
>>2572785on the regular channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@RiggedAFsomewhat important annoucnement, im running out of save slots so if anyone can save races 11+ i'd appreciate it
The honest umas won
BOURBON IS THE STAKES WINNER
HERE SHE COMES
NONONONONO THIS IS TAISHIN'S CM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>2572784ONLY ONE PERSON CAN STOP MIHONODO IT!!!! TIE IT!!!!!!!!
>>2572798>>2572792There is one more room retards
It's bourbin time
POTENTIAL?!!!
Brian got me the 3rd rate win
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAISHINFAGGOTS
TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>2572808stfu and read the thread newfag
at least it wasn't kawakami
>>2572807>BOURBON WONBOURBON WON>BOURBON WONBOURBON WON>BOURBON WONBOURBON WON
>Taishin niggas clocking in to their McDonald's shift after another failed stakes.
ONE MORE TIEONE MORE GAMEONE MORE RACE
Not getting a Taishin OP was the foreshadowing bros
>>2572818>Third rateNonsense anon. We are all first rate today just for being here and trying our best
TELL ME THE LAST ROOM HAS A TIE
>>2572825She's tied with Taishin.
KWABSHITA KWABSHIN
Damn, I realized only now that the Bourbon that's winning is the one that one anon accused of being a whale posted a few times, autistic robowife with a costume made out of cardboard for the win
>>2572824the hell is your problem?
>LEND ME SOME ACCEL ENCROACHING>THIS IS BASE FRONT RUNNER WE ARE DEALING WITH
>>2572830BOURBON 2TAISHIT 2
>that one retard desperately trying to derail with multiple meltiesstay mad faggot
>>2572784SHE'S ACTUALLY DONE IT!THE FOURTH VICTORY GOES TO TAISHIN!
TIE BREAKER>TIE BREAKERTIE BREAKER>TIE BREAKERTIE BREAKER>TIE BREAKERTIE BREAKER>TIE BREAKER
1 MORE ROOM
>>2572838OGURI YOU FAT UMAWHY ARE YOU SO FAT
>>2572838We are reaching levels of kino I previously thought impossible.
>WE GOT A TIEHOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>The comeback is happeningBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2572591I feel like Bakushin could've won if given a few more races.
NOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENIGN TAISHIN CANT WIN
KILL OGURI
POTENTIALCHADS ASSEMBLE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>2572759BOURBON LEAVES EVERYONE BEHIND AND CROWNS HERSELF AS OUR NEW QUEENALL HAIL QUEEN BOURBON!...IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF THE OTHER ROOM DIDN'T HAVE A TAISHIN WINTHE NONEXISTENT STAKES RULEBOOK DEMANDS A CLEAR WIN, NO TIES ALLOWEDTHE SHOW MUST GO ON>ROUND 64163731141637311416373114163731141637311
Falco...
>>2572625THE BEESHINO SWARMlast one806743078067430780674307
SAY IT WITH ME /V/ITSHERTIME
>>2572853ONE LAST CHANCE
NIGEKIRI NIGEKIRI COME THE FUCK ON!!!!!!!!
>>2572853HERE'S HOW SHE CAN STILL WIN
>>2572834Some Kawakamifags are really annoying but winning here is so based that it's all forgivenkinda, at least until that faggot's next melty, but for now you're good and based
WHY ISN'T JOHN STONES JOINING???????
>>2572829thanks, kiryu-chan
DEVOUR THE USURPERS TO THE THRONEOGURI CAP
>>2572857POTENTIAL UNLOCKED!
UNFILTERED PURE KINO
>>2572862He's afraid of jobbing
I'm still at work and glancing at my phone.Who won /v/ stakes and how's the morale?
>>2572862NIGGER I CAN'T IM TOO SLOW
3 Taishins in that room, it's over, she is going to win
bros...
>>2572868IT'S STILL GOINGMILEKINO
>>2572867read the thread
TAI SHINTAISHIN
>>2572868AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2572857Sextillionth trainee Narita Taishin realizes her full potential before gassing out fucking dramatically
>bro lets just all use taishin to force her winStupid end result
CLANKERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
POTENTIAL DENIED
>
What about a Taishin/Bourbon only room, like the Scarlet/Sky duel from several CMs ago?
CLANKER REIGN
>>25728568/18prehaps this fills once we have a q/v/een
>>2572878kys faggot if you have a complaint git good and win it yourself
POTENTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL DESTROYED
IT'S OVER
We can now say that /vg/ and Oy Neigh (which are the same thing by the way) ruined the stakes.
NONONONONONONO! IT WAS TAISHIN'S TURN! YADADADA!
The reign of the machines begin
SO, IT HAPPENED AGAIN. WE CAN BLAME RNG, WE CAN BLAME WITCHECKS, WE CAN BLAME ROOM COMPOSITION, WE CAN BLAME THE STAKES, WE CAN BLAME THE ANONS, WE CAN BLAME DER/V/, WE CAN BLAME THE WHALES, WE CAN BLAME OUR EGOS, WE CAN BLAME THE GUTSMAXXING STRAT, WE CAN BLAME OUR TRAINERS, WE CAN BLAME CYGAMES, WE CAN BLAME THE SCHEDULE, WE CAN BLAME THE JINX, WE CAN BLAME OUR HATERS, WE CAN BLAME FRONTFAGGOTS. WE CAN PRAISE MIHONO BOURBON'S EFFORT BUT THE TRUTH IS IT'S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH. TACTICS, POTENTIAL, GUTS YOU NAME IT, IT ALL STINKS.DON'T GET ME WRONG, I STILL HAVE FULL FAITH IN TAISHIN AND THE POTENTIAL, BUT MASSIVE GUTS RAINBOWS ARE DESPERATELY NEEDED IN THE SUMMER. OTHERWISE I'M NOT VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE NEXT CM, OR OUR CHANCES IN WINNING QUEEN OF /V/MA, FOR THAT MATTER. NOT RUNNING LIKE THIS.WHAT DO YOU THINK, /NTUG/? IS GUTS THE PROBLEM? ARE WE #TAISHIN OR #TAISHOUT?SOME LINKS TO EASE THE PAINhttp://hiro.asks.jp/https://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/hirox246https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
This CM feels like it's had the highest number of narratives in a while
YES YES YES YES YS YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>Oguri and Clanker reignMANT is so fucking souless
>>2572883Nice my clanker got her win, it was a pain getting in the stakes this time. Nice wins fellow Bobro
Falco my sweet...I have failed you
I don't mind the Gundam.
>>2572895FALCOBRO BTW
Welp, seems like I'm not learning to animate today.
HOLY FUCKINGKIIIIIIIIIIINMNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS TRULY HAVE BEEN A FUCKING KINOALSO OGURI YOU HAD ONE JOB
CLANKER!
>>2572144>3DPD
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Q/v/EEN BARBIN
>>2572902Good fucking clutch there bwo
THE BUTLERIAN JIHAD BEGINS NOW!
Not even one...
ITT WE LAUGH AT NARITA TAISHITAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHABAHAHAVAHAAHAH
>>2572833it was genuinely really funny when he posted that poverty ass deck, if it's the one i'm thinking of
>>2572852WELL NEVERMIND SHE ISBOURBON CLAIMS A THIRD WIN ON ONE OF, IF NOT THE LONGEST STAKES TO DATEALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
Backliners still can't win the stakes and never will.
THE AGE OF THE MACHINES IS HERE ITS FUCKING OVER
>>2572895LMAO YES I WAS WAITING FOR THISHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Taishin may have lost the Stakes but she still has the potential to be my wife!Congrats to the clankerbros, enjoy your time in the sun.
>The less kino option won the tiebreakerYou know what? I don't actually mind that muchIt was a damn fun Stakes, for once. As long as we get some nice OC of our new queen (and hopefully the offmeta runners-up too), I'm okay with our new robotic overlord
OMEDETOU BOBO>>2572902 OMEDETOU BWO
I for one welcome our new machine overlords
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me:
>>2572919I would never laugh at my HERO
Couldn't get into a single room...
She may not win the big race but shes won me 3 CMs So I still love falco and her round ass head
>>257285616/18send your jobbers and winners alike
Falco and Taishin confirmed for forever KWAB
SHE FUCKING WON>SHE FUCKING WONSHE FUCKING WON>SHE FUCKING WONSHE FUCKING WON>SHE FUCKING WON
potential bros...
First Oguri ate all the foodNow Bourbon will use all the water for her data centersThe age of famine continues
>>2572921I KNEEL TO MY FUCKING QUEEN
Do we consider alts to be different umas or the same during stakes? So Vanilla Bourbon vs Choco for example
mile confirmed slop
ATTENTION EVERYONERUN FOR YOUR LIVESROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
>>2572919taishin at least forced it to tiebreakersBUT WHAT ABOUT THAT UMADOL FAILUREBIRD FROM HELL MY ASS SHE AIN'T WORTH SHIT
>>2572920MLB Kita and Finemo (so standard for someone playing long enough), and then SR Helios, Marvie, and Tachyon, the first two wins were definitely him
>>2572928Al least she triedFalKEK got 0 wins
>>2572895shutupshutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>2572941No no, this ok. This means we still have even MORE potential to unleash. Just imagine what will happen once we do. Just believe!
>>2572945An uma is an uma
>>2572945I would say they're considered the same. It is the same uma after all.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.......WE TRANSHUMANISM NOW
>>2572916She hit the Final push gamble just before Angling, I think the Oguri would have won otherwise. The Oguri was really strong as well
ENTERYOUR PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE QUEENS!!!
>>2572883Unironically this time we should have fucking gatekept
>>2572937my falco with mile s turf s legitimately hit every single thing on the last race that she ran, and had a perfect radiant star activationand she lost by like what 2 and half lengths?why?
So does this mean we have to build and paint minis?
POTENTIALBROSMAYBE NEXT TIME
THIS ALL STARTED BECAUSE THE OP WAS WRONG! IT WAS HER TURN!
>>2572945I'd give it to the same uma, but almost never gonna matter outside of maybe next CM with Dober and Dober forma de la camping
>>2572932Jin Gataxiasbro...
POTENTIALBROS OUR RESPONSE? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR CUP AND HER BIRTHDAY
TAISHIT IS THE ARSELEL OF /v/MA
LOOK AT YOU TRAINER
>Another frontkek regimeNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2572961Falco is a false idol
>>25729672 stakes wins is 2 more than she ever had before, not bad for the birthday girl
THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE THIS IS FINE MOTION
THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FUCKING RUN
>>257285616/18, starting at :05 minutes since it isn't filling
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOURBON-SAMA IS CHANGING
After this it's going to be two more Oguri terms.
>2200 meters, mediumLeave Cancer Cup to me.
...
Jesus christ that was fucking kino
All hail the Omnissiah!
TAISHIN NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
My equals are many, my lessers are none. In the shade of the nakayama stands, they said the arima kinen would be conquered. In the lands of whales and gaslighters, they said the yasuda kinen would be humbled. In the threads of slander and strife, they said the /v/ictory stakes would be tamed. Now they say nothing. They laugh at me, a dealer in disappointment and CM silvers. I say, I am potentialmusume, I am the eternal jobber
>>2572964KWABOTY 2025>>2572984KWABOTY 2026
>>2572964LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2572948
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO /V/MA
I must go into hiding, Taishinbros will now be oppressed forever
>stakes during mant is garbage again
>/v/ma in a few days
>>2572992>>2572996OUR WORLD
Now that the stakes are over remember who is responsible for denying Taishin her rightful reign! Remember who organizes the stakes...
>>2572895HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>2572948Too late, i'm already dedicated to the Greater power.
>>2573001
ALRIGHT FAGGOTS ENOUGH!!! THAT WAS KINO, WHAT DO I DRAW!!!!
>>2573001AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHGGGGH
but can we blame oy neigh for this?
I AM HERE TO COPEFALCO LOST BECAUSE THE BEST ONES DIDNT GET IN THE ROOMSTOREINAS FAULT NOT FALCOS FAULT
>immediately able to get a wagyu burgerWow, it's shocking how fast things are fixed when Oguri is forced out of office.https://litter.catbox.moe/0m4qnoeanh18y7rj.jpg
>>2572856INARI WON!Thanks for joining. Very exciting stakes this time around.
THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUN AND PEAKTHANK YOU FOR THE FUN TIME My fellow Teiobros were missing so I tried but I was too weak for it. NEXT TIME FOR SURE
>>2573011THE NINGEN KNOWSHUT IT DOWN
>>2573001SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANTIVIRUS SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2573002THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF /V/MAPYOI'S DANCHOU HOSTED AS USUAL
>>2573007BOURBON LEWDS!IF BAD AT LEWDS JUST DRAW A FUNNY
I have mileslop fatigue
>>2573007Doom box cover but with Taishin fightin Bourbons.
>>2573007Nigekiri sister now that 3 out of 5 has been nominated for q/v/een
>>2573007ROBOT BLOWJOBROBOT SEXOROBOT PAIZURI
>>2573007Bourbon receiving the Burger King crown with indifferent confusion while Taishin seethes in the background
>>2573007BOURBON AS SHODAN
>>2573007BOURBON BREAST EXPANSION
>>2573011IT'S PART OF OY NEIGH'S DANCHOU MASTER PLAN TO GET A NIGEKIRI SISTERS REIGN GOINGWAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>2573002>Brought Nishino to the previous stakes>Brought Sweepy to this stakesNever beating the allegations btw
>>2573007Kawakami Princess
>>2573001NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Clanker wonWell, this is our fate now.
>>2573007BOURBON AS MECHAZAWA FROM CROMARTIE LEWDS
>>2573007Bourbon and a "I'm sure to win because my potential is superior" Taishin.
>waaaa it's shit cuz my favorite didn't winTHIS IS THE /v/ STAKES WITH THE MOST WINNERS EVER! IT IS ALSO THE LONGEST STAKES EVER, RUNNING FOR 10 ROUNDS TOTALABSOLUTEFUCKINGKINO
>>2573001NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ogudzilla has been slain! All hail our Clanker overlord!
>>2573007THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE>>2573029>>2573029>>2573029>>2573029>>2573029>>2573029
>my falco has now won 3 CMs>she lost the fucking dirt CMThis game is mad funny
>>2573012YEAH WHERE IS THE GOD FALCON THEN?IVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN THE FUCKING INCREDIBLE ONES THAT ALLEGEDLY EXISTEDIVE RUN SO MANY LOBBIES BUT IVE NOT SEEN THEM
>>2573018YOU BETTER DIG UP HIS GRAVE THEN
I think Bourbon should have bigger tits and dress like she always does
>>2573040
ITTWE LAUGH AT NARITA TAISHINHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2573049HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ITTWE LAUGH AT SMART FALCONOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Say something nice about our Cyborg Q/v/een right now! And post some cute fanart!
>>2573049HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>2572989Lmao
>>2573049HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2573056>/ntug/ Narita Taishin United General UH OH
>clanker did it again
>>2573049HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2573014i didnt even watch the race and yet i know EXACTLY HOW IT FUCKING WENT JUST BY LOOKING AT THE PODIUMI JUST KNOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHAT DOES IT FUCKING TAKE
>>2573007BANSHEE AS TAISHIN AND UNICORN (the one flying away) AS BOBOSorry for the watermark lads I couldn't find a clean source
SMART FALCON HAS NOW LOST >CM3 "THE BIRD FROM HELL" ARC>CM5 "TAIKI IS SECOND BEST ONLY TO FALCO">CM9 "THE BEST SPRINTER">CM10 "HER UNBEATABLE HOME TURF">CM14 "THE RETURN OF THE BIRD"KEKWHATABITCH
Does Rising Dragon do anything for Cancer?
>>2573049>>2573054
I feel like /vm/ is better for people who win CMs and /vg/ is better if you loseFunny how it used to be the opposite
>>2573049HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2573054Women. Are. Not. Funn->>2573049HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHEHAHEEEEEEEHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Peak kino stakes with how many respectable backliners pulled through.
>>2573055Bourbon is sexy as fuck.
Drawing idea: Taishin as Cao Cao at the battle of Chibi seeing his fleet being destroyed by an army of robotsalternatively Taishin as Yuan Shao at the battle of Guandu
>>2573059BRO IT'S HERE >>2572895>>2572895>>2572895>>2572895>>2572895
>>2573054HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2573055I think her base outfit is FUCKING SEXO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
>>2573070Indeed, that was some good shit everyone, all banter aside.
>>2573049BROS I CANT BREATHE
>>2573054KWABall these /v/ictory stakes races and not a single windidn't even win a fun stakes race
>>2573064DUMB KWABCON
I don't understand how someone can hate Taishin.
>>2573049>>2573054HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2573049AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT TAISHIN OP-LESS AND STAKE-LESS
>>2573060Link?
>>2573082I don't, but she never spooked me so I don't like her a lot either.
I SHOULD HAVE BUILT HER STRONGER
Did ANYONE here win with maru?Its her last CM ever for a majority of players, was hoping she'd end it on a nice note
Is Cancer gonna go back to being XOguri slop?
>>2573055I joined a bit late so the first uma banner I saw was her ass and I almost bricked myself by rolling for her because I didn't know I needed to save for Kita.Her ass is nice.
>>2573082We don't hate her bwo. It's just fun to make shitposts about her. But hate? Nonono, we LOVE Taishin here.
Oh my God lads, this was worth taking a lunch break at work. Good fucking shit.
>>2573082I don't hate her. I'm always rooting for her but the >potential meme is too fun to ignore.
>>2573091It's also frontslop
>>2573082Taishin is my fav characterThe potential man slander is just way too fucking funny
>>2573090There was some really strong Marus there and some close wins, but an end closer stole it from her when she almost had it. Backliners really kicked it up a notch this time
>>2573091Its like the supreme oguri course(But at the same time she has no backup recovery so shes the best uma but also inconsistent)
>>2573082My man, I sparked the megabanner for her. The potential jokes are still funny though.
>>2573090She was in my team but did not claim first place. Not a front main but i still chose to run her because it might be the last time she's going to be relevant for a long time.
>>2573098Much easier to duel on 18 rooms
I MISSED THE STAKES
>>2573064b-but the Haku data... the numbers said she was the best Front...
This was such a fun fucking thread and stakes. This is the most fun I had with umamusume in a while
>>2573091Yup yup, and by a wide margin
IT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMINGSTAKE'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMINGSTAKE'S COMING HOMEEVERYONE SEEMS TO KNOW THE SCORETHEY HAVE SEEN IT ALL BEFORETHEY JUST KNOWTHEY'RE SO SURETHAT TAISHIN'S GONNA THROW IT AWAYGONNA SLIP IT AWAYBUT I KNOW THEY CAN PLAY'CAUSE I REMEMBERONE HORSE ON THE SHIRT!FUN CUP STILL GLEAMING!11 MONTHS OF HURTNEVER STOPPED ME DREAMINGSO MANY JOKES SO MANY SNEARS...BUT ALL THOSE OH SO NEAAARSWEAR YOU DOWN...THROUGH THE YEARSBUT I STILL SEE THAT NOSE LOSSAND WHEN TAISHIN WOULD WINENCROACHING SHADOW BUSTING THE SPURTAND TICKET CRYINGONE HORSE ON THE SHIRT!FUN CUP STILL GLEAMING!11 MONTHS OF HURT...NEVER STOPPED ME DREAMING!
So uhDo fronts take plancha next Cm or does it not work?
ANOTHER DRAWGOD HEREGIVE ME SOMETHING FUNNY TO DRAQ
>>2573090she won a fun stakes race >>2572509
>>2573007Mega Man stage select screen parody with Bourbon as Mega Man and all the other umas who won stakes races (Oguri, Kawakami, King, Sweep, Inari, Taishin, etc.) as the 'robot masters'If that's not enough to fill a full grid of 6/8 bosses, have the remaining boxes be empty and label them with the names of umas like Falco or Maruzensky who were considered strong in the CM but didn't win anything during the stakes (implying that Bourbon already defeated them)
>>2573108LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2573110Falcon trying to win the Stakes 3 times and failing
>>2573049Ehhhhh? You lost the race you were tailor made for? Maji?!
>>2573049>>2573054>>2573108>SAY THE LINE
>>2573109That's gonna be a big no. Plancha needs a straight to activate, now look at how long the late-race is on a corner before you get to the first straight
SAY THE LINE ANON
>>2573108HOLY SHIT BROS MY FUCKING SIDES BEEN IN ORBIT EVER SINCE THE RACES WERE HAPPENING IN REAL TIME
>>2573109Fronts take Angling + Barcarole/Cacao. Kita's unique only works on herself.
>>2573115but she literally raped and gaped curren in the direct head to head tiebreaker?
>>2573121ITSHERTURN
>>2573121ITS HER TURN
>>2573125They did her like a DOG
>>2573121IT'S COMING HOME
>>2573109A&S + Barcarole if you're a normal person, A&S + Festive Miracle if you've gone insane.
This has to be a top 3 stakes ever
>>2573108Just in case somebody doesn't know where this ABSOLUTE KINO BANGER comes fromhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwEaWgzT44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwEaWgzT44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwEaWgzT44https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgwEaWgzT44
>>2573121I am...the potential uma
REQUESTING PIC RELATED BUT WITH THE META QUEENS TRIO
>>2573132like regardless of if you count that 4fun room (which was the same exact level as all the others cause it had the same exact people in it) or not,that would still make it a 3:3 draw then
Oh my God man, my sides hurt thanks to you retards
>FIGHT YOU? NO I WANNA KILL YO-ACK
This thread deserves a Bakushin Day-tier screencap, holy shit /v/ma we still got it. I fucking LOVE you guys
>>2572895WE ARE TAISHIN 100% ALWAYS, WE WILL NEVER ENCROACH ALONE, ALWAYS A NEMESIS
>>2573103
I fucking love mile bros
>>2573137this is just a parody of the actual song tho...
She'll be back soon enough.
This can't be happening...
I don't want to play mant
>>2573152Actually some lines are original
>>2573134>festive miracle WAITON MARUZENSKY...
A REMINDER APOLOGIZE TO THE BEST DISTANCE.
>>2573161I WUV OHAMILE
mant CM = mickey mouse cupmile CM = mickey mouse cup
>>2573161I can't wait to roll her, the mile autism seems endearing.
>>2573159You'd be surprised how many of them have it on practice rooms. I wish I had SMaru, the build sounds stupid and fun.
Since bourbon is the thread topic I gotta sayTRAINING HER FOR MEDIUM IS WEIRDLY ANNOYING AS FUCKMILE C LONG B THATS A LOT OF SHIT TO PATCH UP WHEN I JUST WANT MEDIUM S
>Had a Bourbon wip just lying aroundWell well well, being a masturbator procastinator does pay off. I know what I'm working on tonight
>Do the best I've ever done in stakes rooms.>Potentialman STILL hasn't unleashed potential.What a great day.
REQUESTING DRAWFAGS FOR BOURBON KICKING OUT OGURI'S GREASY FAT MORBIDLY OBESE OILY LARD-FILLED FAT UGLY PLUMP ROTUND CIRCULAR SPHERICAL OBLATE EGG-SHAPED OCTUPLE-CHINNED FAT LARGE VOLUPTUOUS CURVACEOUS THICK SWEATY FAT FUCKING FAT JIGGLY FATASS FAT LARDASS GREASY BLUBBERY LARDLORD FAT FUCK BLOB OF BLUBBER WHO FUCKING JIGGLES WHEN HE WALKS WHOS PENDULOUS GREASY LARD-FILLED STOMACH SLAPS THE TOP OF HIS THIGHS EVERY STEP HE TAKES MAKING A DISGUSTING AUDIBLE SOUND ASS
>>2573164How is Disney sponsoring this many races?
Top 3 stakes of all time, behind>Cancer stakes>Arima Kinen
>>2573161milecasino? More like MILECRAPMYPANTSPEENO
I am so drawing bourbon tonight
>>2573174Libra was a good one too.
>>2573172OUT OF THE THRONE ROOM AND HER GETTING STUCK ON THE DOOR AND THEN GETTING KICKED INTO THE SUN
Now that i think about it how come there are no concerts after the CM finals? Seems like a glaring missed opportunity.
mile?
BEEP BOP BEEP BOOGUNDAM UC WATCHALONG NOW
>>2573180That's what miss /v/ictoria is.
>>2573180They add those laterwhy they're not in the game now, please understand. Very hard to make gacha gameu!
is it /v/ma, /vm/a, or v/m/a?
>>2573182I skipped the other watchalongs but I WILL watch thisplease make some gundam OC drawfags. I know I am asking for a lot but the Clanker deserves it for killing the fat menace.
>>2573181Her body is so fucking obscene.
>>2573186/v/m/a/
>>2573186/V/MAand nothing will change that
>Cyberdeck>Sandevistan>BerserkWHAT ARE YOU INSTALLING DURING MIHONO'S REIGN?
man how strong is daring strike?that shit single handidly made ends like REALLY good overnight
It's going to get even worse than this because there's still a sprintsloppa during mant.
Now that her reign is over, say something nice about our former queen
>>2573186//v//m///a/
>>2573186It's BEE + emma...puh-yaoi
SWEEPY!
Would you guys be fine with an NTUG OP only for the next thread? I think it would be very fun and on topic with our /sp/ influence, I would still keep the relevant links
Alright get some CM15 rooms up!
>>2573180happens in CM 18 I think
>>2573196My trainer looks like this now
>>2573200she was pretty epic in cingray
>>2573161>Miles are the distance I enjoy training for the most>3 of my 4 plats are miles (only mile CM I lost was Cancer, where I came second against a lucky Ryan)If this pattern holds for the next couple years, I might seriously roll for Gran Alegria purely out of commitment to the bit. I fucking LOVE miles
>>2573169You can ignore Long B. Needing two mile pinks sucks but it's probably better than throwing half your runs in the bin on Mile B.
>>2573206Go for it dude. If the OP autist yells at you I'll tell him to fuck off
>>2573196I'm installing good games, you should try some too
>>2573206I'd prefer to keep OPs serious
>>2573200She is truly the Ideal Idol. Her return to the throne is inevitable.
>>2573206Yes please do! Ideally with >>2572964
>>2573206Keep the sportsfag degeneracy on the containment board.
>>2573206I don't know what that is. Unless it's porn or something grotesque I don't care what the OP image is
>>2573206I don't care for /sp/, please keep the OPs on topic
>>2573196kinoblade for meit's got an entire war against clankers. One of the continents is literally a giant clanker
>>2573221OPs were never serious>>2573225>>2573225WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
>>2573200Wuv this cute dork.
>>2573206Most people don't know what that is, i think its funny but nahhh too niche
>>2573206Just do SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>2573206go for it
>>2573233Go throw rocks at a horse that caused you to lose a gamble or whatever it is that you degenerates do.
I jobbed my finals but this thread and this stakes have made everything so fun.Thank you so much for the kino bwos
>>2573206Do the SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN but thats about it imo
>>2573200Despite her not being sexy at all, I would still have sex with her
>>2573199Sprint is ridiculously easy to train and is even more casino than Mile so it's fine.
Alright ,now that thread is over.A reminder to all my potentialCHADS its all bantz, we WUV taishin testo here.
>>2573206I want a real thread not retarded spam.
https://litter.catbox.moe/verl3j.png>2ndThank you for the 900 carats towards my Air Shakur funds
>>2573206No it should be bourbon
Even Twitter is frontbroken. Rightfully so.https://x.com/Incuraaable/status/2064470095162720307
>>2573250I don't want more casinoslop.
>>2573256Nobody asked, nobody cares
>>2573239>>2573246>>2573253>>2573255It's toned down don't worry
>>2573255Seconding, bourbon OP
CM15 ROOMS NOW
Bros...https://files.catbox.moe/fpioja.jpg
>>2573266Some next thread
>>2573262I didn't ask if you asked or cared.
>>2573263Bro you don't even care what other people want. You're going to do it anyway and just wanted to post about it beforehand to justify it.
>>2573261Then you're playing the wrong game my friend
>>2573206No. Bourbon won, so it should be a Bourbon thread.
>>2573263I think it should be Bourbon, a victory outshines clowning on taishin
>>2573261I prefer casino over solved meta tracks where you run Xogger or lose desu.
>>2573277Yup imo
Ok do whatever you want, I just wanted to do something fun, good night
What a fucking ride, man. Never would've expected that we'd get to have an actually fun /v/ictory Stakes during MANTI hope Bourbon's reign goes well and she gets lots of OC, even if I would've rather seen any of the other contenders win except Oguri of course
>>2573272Good. Now fuck off
>>2573273Around half the people wanted it, you are just a bitch
>>2573285Host sama? That shit was so fun
Before we move on the next bakeI REALLY THINK WE SHOULDN'T COUNT WINS FROM /VG/ FIRST THEY TOOK SMARU STAKES THEN THIS ONE. WE SHOULD REDO THE ROOM IF ONE HAD WON OR COUNT 2ND AS THE WINNER
>>2573292this but oy neigh
>OP autism discussion Don't care. If it's burbin go Taishin next, if it's Taishin go Bourbon next. idc. Just DO IT BAKE A NEW BREAD RIP THE BANDAID OFF AIAAIIIIIEEEEEEI HUNGER
>>2573292At this point it's just the /vg/ stakes rather than the /v/ictory stakes
>>2573292/v/ma Clanker won two of them IIRC, stop the cope
>>2573292The first two wins were from the cardboard Bobo anon from here though
>>2573302This. My clubmate won them.
>>2573297Oyneighbro btw
>>2573291No I was just a participantThe last few stakes were over so fast that I haven't gotten to participate since Aquarius, so I'm especially glad this one went on long enough for me to make it into some of the rooms
Fuck it I'm baking, give me a sec
>>2573301Actually it's the /vm/ctory stakes bwo gwo
>clankerbroken
>>2573308>cardboard BoboWhat?
>>2573301/vg/lite thread, bwo
I want my dick to be clankerbroken...
is falcon the yoko ono of the nigekiri sisters?
>>2573312Thanks, I prefer a bourbon OP. I think victory should be celebrated. But I don't care about OP autism.
>>2573302>>2573308THEN THE LAST ONE SHOULDN'T COUNT OR REHOST. WHY DO WE NEED TO COUNT WINS FROM THEM?IT SHOULDN'T EVEN MATTER SINCE IT'S /V/ STAKES
>>2573325Shut up already dumbass. That guy's been with us forever.
>>2573292You say this every fucking stakes and then someone does the legwork and there's like 1 actual /vg/ guy who came in 7th or some shitKill yourself.
>frontbroken>/uma/broken
Sneegekiri Sisters
actually its the /v/inning stakes
>>2573316An anon from here that got called a whale for having a UG2 Bourbon (the one that won the first two times), then he showed his deck and it's 3 SRs (Marvie, Tachyon, Helios), Kita, Fine, and a borrowed NTR
Lol you try this same angle every stakes bro give it a rest. You lost.
>>2573325>IT'S /V/ STAKESWe're on /vm/ thoughever.
Man I really wanted her to win the whole thing. I was literally shaking copy pasting the room code on the next lobby after she won.
>>2573325No one cares T B H. That bwo is /ourguy/. You are yelling into the void.
>>2573325You have this melty every single stakes.
Just stop replying to him.He tries to stir this shit up every fucking stakes.
>>2573324She can get all the OPs she wants now that she is queen, Taishin is shelved into irrelevancy foreverHERE IT IS>>2573337>>2573337>>2573337>>2573337>>2573337>>2573337
>>2573328I DON'T CARE IF HE'S BEEN HERE. IT'S OUR EVENT AND HE'S IN A /VG/ CLUB. HE CHOSE TO BE THERE.>>2573329BRO THIS IS ONLY MY 2ND TIME HAVING A MELTY OVER THIS. FIRST ONE WAS WITH SMARU
>>2573325Kitasan_doing_the_small_pp_sign.jpg
>>2573336It was promised to us three thousand years ago! Never forget! Next year in /v/erusalem!
>ignoring the new queen because you want to shitpostFucking hell.
I swear to god, I'm either gonna start gluing XOguri runs that don't hit corner recovery on the first inspo or bring Sirus along so I can guarantee it early because it's fucking impossible to do MANT schedules without a unique even as a Pace.
>ignoring the new queen because you want to have funBASED
>>2573361It would have been better if Bobo, and tomorrow Taishin for her birthday.Turns out it was a non-negotiable bake
>>2573323Falco is the sympathetic, constantly-jobbing underdog of the nigekiri sistersI have faith that she'll get her time in the sun eventually, even if it takes yearshttps://litter.catbox.moe/zyvlkzykz19c4r8t.jpg
we're on page fucking 2 you nigger
>>2573374both of her versions are meta in cm17
>>2573361Some schizo does the same song and dance every CM, you can just ignore it lol
>>2573385Don't care didn't ask*dabs*
>>2573387He's seething about the OP not the anti-/vg/, as if anyone ever read the OP lol, now suddenly they care
>>2573007Ogurin as McCleod taking on the reward of the one after beheading Kurgin at the end of Highlander. Bonus points if you make Kurgin's body Mr Krabs.
