>Cancer cup Soon!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Umalatorhttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Previous:>>2577964
>>2581991OUR HEROES!!!!!!....and Rob roy
>>2581991OUR HEROES!!!!!!....and Taiki SHITtle
Flatlinebros got so fucked by the fuji thing
/v/ma will call Rice Shower greedy for having 2 loaves of bread with breakfast, yet they can't stop begging for bread themselves. Curious
>>2581999ZRR is a hero among heroes!
>>2581999ROB ROY IS MY FUARKING HERO THOUGH???
>>2581991OUR HEROES!!!!!!....and Mejiro KWABer
why did they rob roy anyway?
Just a reminder, the season 3 watchparty, episodes 1->8 will be going on in about one hour and thirty minutes.Unix: 1781226000Japan: 2026/6/12 @ 10:00 AM JSTAmerica: 6/11/2026 @ 3:00 PM HST, 5:00 PM AKDT, 6:00 PM PDT & MST, 7:00 PM MDT, 8:00 PM CDT, 10:00 PM EDTEurope: 12/6/2026 @ 2:00 AM BST, 3:00 AM WEST, 4:00 AM CEST & KALT, 5:00 EEST & MSK & TRTIt'll be on cytu be/r/w2chwatchparty
>Connecting
It's a shame that they made Rob Roy such a mid ass horse in the game
>Instantly archivedThank you Janitor-sama!
Thank God all the trainee banners during mant are useless filler. I can easily afford every support I want.
>Matikanetarzanhäuser
>>2582009You mean why did they Zenno Robert Royce?
>>2581999YES! That's my HERO!
>>2582015But trainee banners just get more and more soulless as newmas get introduced though?
Oh perfect, I just came home from work and im looking forward to the thread.Any rooms yet?
>>2582017>official Taiki asscrackHOLY
AIEEEEEEE MEIDO-SAN YOU ARE SO FAST
>>2581998The date and time got moved because people kept complaining. I did a whole poll over the course of 3 days to figure out when to move it.>>2582000All good. Just sleep, it'll be fine.
MEJIRO DOBER MORE LIKE MEJIRO DOBERMAN
>>2582021Some yesterday but more rooms are always appreciated.
>doing some work>apparently Air Groove can do THISWhat the hell did I miss?
>>2582027Since always, its her unique
>>2582024Ok, I might actually be retarded and misinterpreted the timezones and voted wrong, I am so fucking sorry
>>2582022I thought you were kidding but nope. Actual ass crack
So this is how der/v/ can be defeated...
Bring me Dober.
>>2582028That's what I get for never playing her career despite having her for months.
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE DOBER
>>2582036But thats dober
>>2582038>Gets two endless bags of milk to suckle on>ComplainsFuck you nigger
>>2582038The peasantry of ASTER will have a hard time with this banner, I can tell.
>>2582040No, that's Dober's evil henchman, Doberman.
>>2582034These NPC girls are so fucking at dressing for a camping trip.
>Cygames just casually revealing the eyes wide shut der/v/ initiation ritual
>>2582027
>>2582047So fucking what
>>2582038I literally cannot even wrap my head around how somebody could unironically prefer Dober to Taiki. It actually blows my mind. I truly despise boring, demure girls.
>>2582038what if we put doto in that outfit instead
>>2582004>1 25 minute run a day for 5 days>1500 carats + 2 gemsentirely on them
>>2582049Why can she do this?
>/v/ma x ASTER x der/v/ collabyup yup, kino event
>6 guts cards>Can't cap gutsI really hate URA.
>>2582055
>>2582051Dober is a freak but only for (You). Remember she writes and draws UxT doujins.
>>2582055Even with the sheer size of taiki titties, doto looks nerfed
>First turn of a new run>Every speed card is on gutsNot a good sign
>>2582055Too small to be doto
>>2582030I'm sorry, it may have been my fault for not being clearer. BST is a day ahead of America, and not only did I fail to warn the Americans that the days are offset by one, but I marked the wrong option as the current timeslot and just realized it (Friday @ 12 AM is marked as current, it should be Saturday @ 12 AM.)
>Dober eventnot reading thatjust put the carats in the bag
>>2582059But why
>>2582032>>2582022I didn't know the asscrack started before the tail
>>2582057Why do you think all the mischievous umas are afraid of the janny?
>>2582020Every soulful oldma has a daily legend race already.
I cannot stop laughing
>>2582051I feel like I would get tired of Taiki fast, but I'm an autist that likes sitting in my room playing video games all day. I will make no judgments on Dober since I don't have her and couldn't tell you much of anything about her.
>>2582068So does that mean the watching is in a bit or "tomorrow"?
>>2582070It's really >fun. I skip most events but i actually read through this one.
>>2582076That's just dober with dober, man
I'll never forgive girls for ruining dogs.
>>2582084Just for that? I thought everyone agreed Garland was right
Just realized that Cancer 2 is the same racecourse as Leo. Really makes one cognizant of how far the game has fallen since mant was released.
>>2582084Why? Personally I will never forgive bestiality subhumans for making that comparison popular in the first place, the YJK "meme" is one of the most disgusting things I've seen parroted on this site. It's all their fault
>coming back to MANT after doing URA runs to clear the Fuji Kiseki eventHoly fuck I do not remember it being this awfulHow did I cope with thisAlso if I don't want to train Xoguri what's the best strategy for the next CM? Triple Front?
>not a single SSR finishes a chainHaha.
Women having sex with dogs isn't funny. Horses, on the other hand...
>>2582076You just know
I was playing this game and I just remembered that it's a VN, then I remembered how I don't usually play VNs so that's fun, THEN I REMEMBERED THAT GHOST TRICK IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND GOD I WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN (it's not technically a VN but my brain did the connection).It's not my favorite game but it's probably the closest thing I consider to a perfect game
>>2582099That's more of /uma/'s thing. Go there if you want to talk about it.
>>2582089>WhyBecause, IIRC, the bestiality subhumans making jokes were unfortunately more right than they knew.
>>2582062that's because it's taiki's body model
If your first thought when seeing a woman with a dog is her getting fucked by it you need help. Unironically.
>>2582092YOU HEAR THEM CALLING>>2582103It's a 10/10. Easily the most memorable DS game I've played
>>2582092It's
>>2582080It's in a bit.
>>2582114It's on Steam now so it's the most memorable game I've ever, after my favorite of all time but that's cheating. Fuck I don't think Capcom has ever nailed it as hard as with that game
What the fuck is wrong with Taikis unique? My screen keeps turning black around the edges
>>2582076It's hopefully not one of us, but YOU JUST KNOW what some artists are toiling over right now.
>>2582092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0569Wt-cZ0
Why can't I use double TP?
>>2582076>the first male modeled in the game is a dogKinda funny
>>2582128They screwed over flatlinechads
>>2582128Farm fans. Danchou isn't asking anymore
>>2582118SHIT what are you watching? I totally fucked up the voting I don't know how but I thought it was tomorrow, I have to work and it's 2AM...
>>2582128Just do two full runs. Danchou will appreciate it!
>>2582128The event period is over.
>>2582134It's season 3.Fuck, I'll have to rerun the poll, won't I?
>>2582137You can still farm fuji rewards though
why would chrono genesis do this
How many people are ready for testing? I wanna run some rooms.
>>2582141Returning to Home screen.
MetaCHADs, do use base dober or camping dober?
>>2582140You don't, I still haven't finished S2 so I was waiting for that, OK I think I am good. I AM SO SO SORRY FOR THE TROUBLES please forgive me
>>2582146Even without 2x TP?
>>2582137Why would they end the double TP event when the story event just started, and fuji event haven't ended yet?
>>2582149Connecting...
>>2582147I'm a metachad and I skippad both hope that was helpful
>>2582147Both are viable.Do note that Camping Dober does want MPB so your affinity is going to tank a bit due to having a Dober grandparent in the legacy.
>>2582147Camping dober with MBP is the strongest uma of this track.
>>2582146>>2582151>>2582149We accelerated to hard
>>2582151100% a glitch. GIBS COMING
>>2582148いええ、だいじょぼう。I've made some mistakes myself.We finished season 2 last week by the ways... I do have a season 2 rewatch planned for the people who missed it though. What timezone are you in? I'll give you the intended date and time localized to your timezone.
That took long
>>2582163Congratulations on the plat
>>2582157BASED
>>2582131Will they fix it before the event is over? This is such bullshit
>>2582166Yeah prob, this is a good thing. Apologems
>>2582170commander your ships miss you...
>>2582145I only have one ace
>>2582170*Apolomonies
>>2582159>season 2 rewatch planned for the people who missed it thoughYup, that's me! I feel like the constant rewatches must be such a pain, I wish I didn't miss it the first time, but it was CM and all so you know how it goes. I am CEST btw, I might tune in for an episode or 2 tonight since I am wide awake anyways
>>2582163I'm not into bestiality or any kind but somehow Dober makes it look so sexy... How does Dober do it every time.
>>2582174*Apoloclocks
>>2582172I never played kancolle or whatever the one gacha commander is for
>>2582164this time for sure...
>>2582170clock stimulus (x3) incoming
>>2582177No one would bitch about this
>>2582177Apoloclocks would be more valuable.
>>2582010Season 3 in T-1 hour. If anyone wants me to rerun the date poll, I will. Timezones are hard and it didn't help I kind of fucked it up too. As it stands though, we'll be doing recurrent streams on Thursday US/Friday EU times from here-on.
>>2582182>>2582183Clock junkies, man.
have you ever seen such pitiful stats going into summer camp 2?
Have you guys considered playing the game? Maybe that helps
>>2582187Constantly, actually.
>>2582187I've had much worse
>>2582191GET HIS ASS
>>2582187Yes, I see that all the time.
>>2582191>has the right opinion>Mr Cleat image attached so I must hateKuso....
>>2582175>CESTOkay well, my plan is to do something at 13/6/2026 @ 3:00 AM CEST, but if that doesn't work, we can move it. The season 2 rewatch is for a smaller audience anyways.(I'm probably going to "start" it early with the entire s eason, but time it so that episodes 9-13 start at 3:00 AM.)>constant rewatchesI'll let you in on an embarrassing secret: I haven't had the time to host a single rewatch. Not even the season 1 rewatch.
>>2582191what's the deal with this guy
>>2582199He's annoying
>>2582199He's got a hateable voice
>>2582191Does mr cleat exist in-universe? Like is he a Tracen mascot made by Akikawa when Tazuna wasn't around to reign her in?
>>2582198I'm fine for the weekends, that's what I thought I was voting for like a retard last time. I basically sleep like a bat on weekends so I can catch all the americans awake
>>2582076>wherever this wonder leadsit's the gift that keeps on giving
>>2582183Not for the flatliners in my club
>>2582199>Took over the seiyuus when it came to explaining game mechanics>metaslave>smug know it all>rainbow (gay)>maleWe Shan't listen
Okay, well if you faggots aren't ready for CM15 rooms how about some fun rooms?
>>2582212That's always a good time, but im down for CM15 I just dont wanna host
>>2582211>metaslaveYou want your mechanics guy to be a metaslave though
>fast learner run with decent stats>my heart actually starts racing during the inspiration eventI might be in too deep.
>>2582217Did you make it though?
Personally, I prefer Mr. Chalk.
>>2582220You have to let go, Ticket. What happened to Mr. Chalk wasn't your fault.
>>2582219gold inspiration into a pink mile
cleatbroken
>>2582223Yes, fuck that neigha
brokenbroken
>>2582217you better hope your karma is in the positives
>>2582223One of the pillars of /v/ma will forever be hating mr cleat
>>2582221
>>2582232Don't worry Ticketzo, we can go to the glue factory!
stamina is always such a struggle for me when you need some of it but not enough to bring a full stamina parent
WITNESS ME
>>2582239
>>2582238Late has the lowest stamina consumption im pretty sure, I'd honestly recommend using a parent with some climax sparks
>>2582128They fixed this btwYou can double up nowI'm so sorry danchou, they had to know
So what's the lore reason Ryan is capable of dressing Dober well but is incapable of not being full "just fuck my shit up" for herself, outside of her default racewear which is passable?
>>2582247Is this a gaslight? Fuji wouldn't gaslight right?
>>2582248Coaches don't play.
Rooms....or else I'll be roombroken...
I JUST GOT HOMEWHY IS THERE A DOBERMAN ON DOBER
>>2582252Check the notices
>>2582247DAMN IT
>no apologems
>>2582257Well you see Dober, man, she got a Doberman.
Dobers unique is so absurdly specific wtf
>>2582257yjk
>>2582269Its extremely strong but hard to activate.
>>2582269It also has no alternative procs so it only activates in very specific tracks
OkayIm CONVINCED the el condor pasa power card sucks ass, ive had so many bad runs in a row
>>2582269large majority of characters from here on out will be like that
>>2582247>>2582259IT'S TRUE
>>2582269Welcome to modern uma musume design?where YOUR oshi can only be ran on one specific medium track in harujuku during a full moon on a day ending in an odd number!And then she'll lose to Xmas oguri anyway!
>>2582269>If you're 60% of the way through the race and you're between 4th and 7th (inclusive) and there's at least 500 meters left and you're on a downhill in the midrace, start blastingThere's only so many ways for them to design "run faster".
It's that easy.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANTED TAIKI FUCK
>>2582286How many of these future specific uniques end up being useful over shit like Pump or A&S that just work most of the time.
You fags seem to know better than /v/ so I'll ask here. What version of Diablo 2 do I get?
>>2582281Most umas don't get that specific, most umas are just super strong here and decent everywhere else.
>>2582288Didn't mean to quote, this (You) is on the house
>if winning, win harder>/v/ma: NOOOOOOOOO THIS SEMEN SLURPER GAME HAS NO BALANCE UNIQUES SHOULDN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!!!>when on an uphill, if between 4th and 6th, directly behind of a runner and directly in front of another, after activating at least 2 recovery skills on a curve; run faster>/v/ma: NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SEMEN SLURPER GAME IS TOO COMPLEX UNIQUES SHOULD BE SIMPLER!!!
>>2582292No one talks like this. At least in my club...
>>2582289Classic
>>2582292I talk like this, and so does everyone in my club
I just wanted Matikanetannhauser. I don't even run pace chasers. Not going to roll anymore anyways because MANT era cards are shit.
>>2582289Whatever one doesn't give Blizzard any money
>>2582296/v/mersKING....
>>2582289How old are you and is it your first time playing a Diablo game?
Any anon who hates Taiki's voice is my enemy.She's cute and makes me want to see the rest of the event chapters.https://litter.catbox.moe/kum256etnzq38fp4.mp3
>>2582292I don't talk like this
>>2582300pic related and yes>>2582295>>2582298So GoG?
>>2582288They largely don't. Most of the good parents and grandparents are from the first years, so if you've got your studs for your preferred running style, you're good largely forever outside of one or two newmas.
>>2582292I prefer "if blocked by a runner in front, trigger a close-up of you being blocked by a runner in front."All uniques should work like this.
>>2582281Jesus Christ, she might actually have the biggest CUP size in the game
>>2582301That sounds awful.
>>2582288There's a reason the SS inherits are stuff that was released year 1 basically
>>2582297Only roll for strong banners when you have 30k carats ready. Cheeky tenners might get you a lucky uma but cards at 0LB are all useless.
>>2582301
>>2582292>if ulting, play music>me: KINO>also if ulting, play music>me: wtf this sucksYes both of these are me. How come Teio and McQueen get cool music and Kitasan's ult music is lame?
Why is there no debuff ult? like >if passed on the last corner, significantly reduce velocity of the uma that passed you and the 3 closest behind
>Ikuno Dictus is wearing jannie clothes>Dober fucks dogsWTF BROS YOU SAID INVESTMENTS IN $MARECOIN WAS THE SAFEST IN THE MARKET I'M IN RUIN
>>2582286>PrincessBlessed tenner.
>>2582315Bro your Cafe?
>>2582312KEEEEEEK
>>2582315Daiichi Ruby has something like that
Cheeky tenner paying off again
>>2582316The only safe marecoin is €hrono.
>>2582308It's easily Doto. It's just Doto doesn't wear anything revealing
>>2582281I can just FEEL the heft of those orbs in my hands. Shaking the hand of Taiki's father scenario when?
>>2582304Diablo 2 isn't on GOG
Stop rolling for Summer Dober she's more useless than Jordan, OG Clanker, and OG Flash.
>>2582316why do you think /v/ma-chan will be a mare?
>>2582304If you're a zuma play PD2 over sloppa line resurrected
>>2582323>againEXPLODE
Dober is getting lots of LOVE in this thread.
>>2582334Whoreber sure likes giving out love
>>2582329But I like her
>>2582334I regret not being able to double my Dobers but every last carat is vital going into GL.
>>2582010T-15 minutes to the watchparty!
>>2582334The V stands for dogfuckers
>>2582339THEN USE NORMAL DOBER
Bros, I wanted to surprise Haru by dropping by, but I think I arrived at a bad time...
Odd that there haven't been much dobers around yet
>>2582316Dictus love is eternal.
Jordan gets better with time btw, like wine
>>2582344Source?>ai sloppaDidn't ask. Source?
>>2582347I don't get it, aren't they related?
>>2582347I don't get it
>>2582347I WILL be rolling for Summer Jordan.
>>2582350>>2582352I think Jordan is Pokke's dad
>>2582350Pokke is Jordan's dad irl, Jordan does NOT like Pokke in game
>>2582357Why wouldn't jordan like her dad wtf is her problem
>>2582358>Gyaru>Daddy issuesSounds about right.
Oh yea
>>2582010T-10 minutes.Currently charging my headset, so that's fun.
>>2582360Nice nature.
>>2582360DACCHIYOU ARE BRICKING YOUR ACCOUNT
>>2582358Acts too much like a father
>>2582360TWIN TURBOS? You really deliberated on rolling on this banner huh...
>Have swimsuit Spe but not regular Spe>Have camping Dober but not regular Dober>Have anime McQueen but not regular McQueen>Have New Years Opera but not regular OperaWhy is gacha like this
>>2582360Its kinda wack they hardly update the 2* pool.
>>2582110you watch way too much porn
>>2582363Pearl, wash your tits girl
>>2582366At least the outfits are farmable
>>2582017>>2582022>this breaks the toreiner
>>2582366Honestly, they should give you the base forms once an alt releases. There are way too many umas right now.
>>2582374>wedding donna and delinquent pokke giving you the base forms as a 2 for 1 dealNever ever
>>2582368Yes, but that has nothing to do with the uptick of dog molesting.
>>2582377Lay off the porn anon, the dogpill isn't a real thing
>>2582316There are still plenty of top tier mares out there.
>>2582010T-5 minutes.After all of these posts, I REALLY hope no one misses this.
>>2582374They're never gonna do that, they should just accelerate legend race gibs
>>2582381I appreciate your diligence!
>>2582367Eh, most owners would like their horse to be special and strong if they're getting in. I am a little surprised Machan wasn't a 2* so that everyone would have her, given her owner went to Cygames so people don't forget her unlike most umas where Cygames reaches out to the owner.
Is there a MEGA with all the evil ass rice shower pics? The one where she's this weird cartoon thing.
>>2582378No and no.
>>2582381Sorry it's season 3 so I'm skipping it.
>>2582381SKIPPA
>>2582387Owner probably asked to make her meta, or at least on the stronger side. He was supposedly very involved from what i remember. Having a strong kit will make people pull for you.
>>2582376>>2582382Gentil base released in 2024 and her alt released just now in 2026, how are people even getting her? by spooks or paid banners? or maybe wait until a unit has 2 alts to give you the base alt for free when you do pull her alt.
Post some underappreciated character songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaTij5yepl4
>>2582382If they let us get 2 star pieces a day from legend races it'd be that much more tolerable, after all we have less days to grind for them than JP since we're accelerating content.
>>2582396She's a limited banner so the only way to get her was to spark or banner or hope for a spook
>>2582396Semi limited umas have reruns.
I have taiki fatigue
>>2582398Isn't there a music video for Mejiro Ryan? I swear it exists.
>>2582400>limitedthat's so fucking gay
>>2582381Thank you for hosting although I'm skipping this time. There's nothing worth watching in S3 and will just piss me off
>>2582400You can't ticket her but you can ticket her alt, it's odd.
>>2582398Please consider Ardan's little ballad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYRmlk7K6JA&list=RDiYRmlk7K6JA
>>2582398nobody is going to agree with me but whateverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNwHqZ5gQgQ
>>2582010AAAND we're live!>>2582391 >>2582394I don't mind you skipping, I'm just making sure we don't have anyone go "AW FUCK I DIDN'T SEE THAT" because I feel bad every time I see one of those posts.
>>2582407Limited is a bit misleading, semi limited just means you can't get em with selector tickets. They're still added to the pool and they have some reruns.
>>2582413Yeah sadly it's not for me. Appreciate it though!
>>2582411This image is so hot
>>2582395Yea, but conversely if everyone has you, you're also well remembered and loved like Goldshi and Mambo
Never joining a Rice VILLIAN lobby again
>>2582418but she's about to break your entire face
>>2582425There's only one
Anyone got gifs of umas punching?
Which sweepy would you run?Top has capped wit, speed and power and has like 3 velocity skills.Bottom has medium S but cope stamina hence why gold recovery and another white
Anybody got a convenient uma size chart?
>>2582434Holy fuck inspiration RNG. I'd go for the top one.
>>2582434For Medium and Longs you need Medium/Long S mandatory, so bottom one, but I'll say do another run.
>>2582434Always distance S especially for mediums and longsBottom
>>2582434Top sweep is really, really good but that lack of medium S hurts a lot in such a long late race. Though, one thing I do wanna say is shadow break overlaps with the accel zone at times so it's very iffy to run as a velocity skill. I would go up, because the overall quality of uma is higher and your spurt isn't dependant on a gold recovery. But its gonna be hard winning without medium S.
>>2582434Top sweep is cracked as fuck but medium S hurts like hell, thats 120 speed lost for an end closer. I'd argue still better than the bottom one.
>>2582434Bottom sweep doesn't have much mid race, lower stats, worse skills and no late race velocity. Top
>>2582434Top is the only correct answer here, if you're considering bottom I'd recommend to remake her
>can't clock races on URAthis is fucked up, we can already do that in MANT what the fuck cygay. They should bring bulk buying on the daily shop too.
>>2582434Neither. Top has good skills but no style S means you speed is not capped, imagine you were running with 1100, it's good but it's cope.Bottom has dogshit skills and stats but medium S, that is still not good. Go back and remake her. Or you could just go with top and gamble your win, it could work.
>>2582468>>2582434>bottom has dogshit statsyou people are insane
>PotentialI don't think I should pull to pay the Taiki tax
>>2582472The only thing dogshit about bottom is stamina. You need 850 or 800 for end closers. Ideally you don't want to rely on recovery.
>>2582472677 stamina is not good, coping with a recovery skill in a track this short is wasting a gold skill that could get you the win. Bottom sweepy doesn't have that many good skills either so she definitely needs the SP
Getting gold skills based on the amount of stats you have when the event chain ends has to be the most bullshit part of this entire fucking game
>>2582472It doesn't have +
How the fuck are you guys calculating stamina for distances? In what world does and end need Pace level stam for this distance?
Any clues on what I'm missing bros?My team is SS rank but every time I pick top I get low points, none of them give me that score that secures my stay at Class 6
>>2582481Umalator's biggest function is stamina testing
>>2582481For me it's experience with previous tracks but also Haku/Umalator.
>>2582484Just copy what the top ranks are doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUI3KUJzAQThought?
>>2582481Sloptubers recommended stam then test even further with umalator + room testing to know the real stamina requirement
>>2582491>Chink anything>KickstarterHard pass.
>>2582491vaporware
>>2582481I just vibe it at this point. I could live 2400m as a pace with about 900 stamina and 750 guts? I'm gonna try to go lower it to maybe 800 stamina if it's 200m less.
>>2582491I'm not even going to watch that but I'll assume it's a chink with the same exact UI as genchink but a different genre
>>2582484Rank doesn't matter. Do you have each of the 5 teams running 3 different styles for good positioning bonus? Are you buying every bad but cheap and reliable skill you can instead of wasting points on double circling, undiscounted golds, or inherits? Are they all witmaxxed to ensure they fire all their skills when they win?
>lost two races to rival Zenno Rob Roywhat the fuck since when is she hot shit?
>>2582434From a umalator point of view top is slightly more consistent im terms of who comes out first, but this actually shows you just how important medium S is. Medium S represents a whole 2 lengths gained for an end closer. If you could remake top with medium S you'd be golden.
We're only 2 episodes into season 3 and holy shit the pacing is so weird.
>>2582484Would you mind posting the builds of some of your weaker trainees points wise? You're able to see which umas are underperforming by clicking on the info after a TT run
>>2582377what part of>you watch way too much porndo you not understand?learn to differentiate between porn and reality
>>2582510Which is why some anons in the thread said they're skipping it.
>>2582398https://youtu.be/9Xpnlv7s4Us?si=bIqeDG1e1Exzg5hPhttps://youtu.be/vqBFjh-fyHY?si=1tX3Q4nk8ZqSPNxshttps://youtu.be/WoH3u-s-Kgk?si=4mR5bjEVSpa8lfAIhttps://youtu.be/5D6kwFkEMdE?si=E68wlx8_oR1diNa1https://youtu.be/Q0WO7O_xl4I?si=QM3WEJ0DXxA_0Bz5https://youtu.be/ZKeNTokpbaw?si=9Ql6MWGBkdf9b-Lyhttps://youtu.be/bszt8e1FmyI?si=2S0XwpsJAppsUUHehttps://youtu.be/J0dsRDxK8JI?si=Oa2vAO-c691GCHbXI have no idea what constitutes underappreciated, but here are some of my favorites.>>2582429I got you anon.
>>2582076At first it was a nothingburger because of the horse owners threatening to call the yakuza on umanko artists, but this is 2026, western artists are starting to gain some balls and AI keeps getting more coherent.There will be at least one guaranteed picture of Dober getting knotted.
>>2582509I wish it was that easy to high roll. Top was absolutely a luck shit moment. Just didn't have distance S.
>>2582509From what i can see shadow break overlaps with the accel zone a bit right.
>>2582521Yeah. I'm still committed to it though. The writing's not god awful so far, it's the pacing being just wrong.
>>2582528Shadow Break procs on overtake, so it's pretty easy to delay
>>2582527For Medium and Longs, if you don't get the S on second inspiration just glue the run and save yourself some time, it's a mandatory thing you need.
>>2582527That top sweepy is insane. But just think of stuff from the POV of medium S = 2 extra lengths. It's really crucial and can be the difference between placing 2-5 and winning.
>>2582531People who glue MANT runs don't get to complain about lack of grandparents
>>2582520I can and do. Doesn't change anything, buddy.
>>2582533This but unironically, I finish the runs because might as well. 2nd inspiration is basically a done career.
>>2582533The umas I run aren't good as grandparents anyways.
>>2582508Doesn't she have a bunch of golden velocity skills
>>2582540I have no idea I didn't check her skills/stats
>>2582531Top sweepy is cracked and should not be glued despite the lack of medium S.
>>2582509I am so fucking confused over what im looking at here, do i actually need to learn how to readT. Newfag
Reminder that we have a non-serious poll going right now to suggest and get a feel on names for our potential umas.https://poal.me/bypjcs
>>2582544Ideally you want 100% spurt rate and 100% survival rate, that's all.
>>2582543Agreed, if she had medium S she'd be a real monster but for now, she can be used as a backup. She's slightly better than bottom sweepy either way.
>>2582550Honestly for backliners, they need to hit pump and beyond. Otherwise no matter distance S or skills, they aren't catching the fronts and oguris. If you ask me, top sweepy is good enough that if she hits both her accels she will beat majority of fronts, only losing to cracked oguris.
Reminder that, we could of had a third brown seggs horse but no cygays had to go full retard with the yuri shit.
>>2582554I think kaneko more than being pissed off at king kamehameha being a dyke was more pissed at his horses being in things at all, isnt he the guy that had a melty over winning post?
>>2582551Depends on the lobby composition, has there been much testing without runaway fronts?
Thanks for all the advice. I'll try high roll another sweepy with medium S. Otherwise I'll use the top one as backup for now.Which XOguri should I pick here.Top didn't cap speed but has better skills.Bottom capped speed and power but skills are lacking.Or remake for cope shake it out as an additional velocity skill?
>>2582565>Top didn't cap speed but has better skills.>Bottom capped speed and power but skills are lacking.You got that in reverse but I'd go for the one with capped speed
>>2582533Your aces become your grandparents, but also I value my time and mental health.
*nervous sweating*
>>2582565I wanna say bottom is probably better, the 46 stat difference in speed as far as lengths gained will likely not compare to premium skills like tail held high, plus with higher wit it maximizes the chances of festive miracle (your wincon)
>>2582510the various uma manga and anime have always had problems with pacing
Day 1 of Cancer ace training and I'm already sick of distance S fishing and I can't hit adequate stamina with 5* stam sparks and a borrowed Dober parent that has TS Climax parent and both grandparents.
Flee with your appetites, looks like /v/ma (club) is opening up a ramen joint!
>>2582519here you go, the only S+ ranked umas in my roster>>2582507>Do you have each of the 5 teams running 3 different styles for good positioning bonus?got 3 different styles in sprint, mile and dirt, medium and long is 2>Are you buying every bad but cheap and reliable skill you canyeah when i have spare points i spend them on a green or speed skill>instead of wasting points on double circling, undiscounted golds, or inherits?uhhhhh shit>Are they all witmaxxed to ensure they fire all their skills when they win?more than half of them have wit above 900, does that count
Medium SFront SHarikitte Ikou in summer? not even O N C E
S3 is so god damn boring jesus christ. What is this, Love Live S2 onwards?
>>2582565Oguri 2 (the one with lone wolf) wit help consistency, better mid race for positioning, the speed gap isnt that bad due to greens and she even has shrewd step to proc lucky pace when possible.
Why the fuck does kitasan like to chill on guts so fucking much I dont think I've had a single kitasan speed training in my entire run and I'm 5 turns to finals
>>2582600Some of these builds are a bit odd, would you mind posting what type of decks you're using/your cards?
>>2582565Bottom for sure, mone wolf gives you the 40 speed you're missing anyway.I got a question for you though anon. Have you tested sweep? How does she do in tests. I wanna make one as cracked as yours. Do you have any experience with building fuku?
>>2582604Yeppers. S3 is a glorified idol show with racing from time to time
>"S3 is not that bad bros">they decide to watch S3>
The clock stimmy was actually so fucking real I went from 90ish clocks to 190.
>med S>groundwork>the greens>zero finished chainsoof
>>2582632frontcucks get what they deserve
Fucking hell am I the only person that liked S3? I think it was comfy. I liked the Nattie bits and Kitasan talking in english with a guy that speaks perfect japanese just because he's a gaijin. And Duramente going "huh who tf are you"
What did she mean by this?
>>2582604That reminds me, I should probably pay attention to the idol stuff of Uma at some point in my life considering there's so many songs.
>>2582635I liked it, but until the Dia arc ended. The rest was kinda meh.
>>2582613most of them were built with>marvelous wit>tachyon wit>kita speed>top road speed>pasa powerand some outliers like>hishiama power>bourbon wit>cb wit for endsall MLB except for cb who's 2LB, meanwhile the borrow tends to be>fine for pace>neicha for late>creek for long>fuku speed for everything else
>>2582635Everything about Kitasan felt very underwhelming so I didn't like it. She come off as an idol MC that can and will with the power of TRUST and FRIENDSHIP
>>2582590Yeah but it's 4 episodes in and the triple crown, Kita's classic year Arima Kinen, and the Osaka Hai are already done. There's still 9 more episodes in the season
>>2582645That's fine normally but they didn't even show any of Kitasan's efforts and most of her low points or worries are>I LOST UWAAAAAAthen proceed to do the most mundane thing then win the next race
>>2582590Episode 1 covered TWO triple crown races.They were treated almost identically to Special Week's "minor" races they didn't want to cover in favor of making room.1/3rd of the 2nd episode was dedicated to a expository flashback.We've had at least 1 race per episode at this point, when before it was usually 1 race per 2 episodes.
>>2582621Medium S sweepy is new.The cracked one has won some rooms but like all gamblers need to hit pump and beyond or no chance.No I haven't built Fuku before. If you want the deck I used, it's this.
>>2582635It's not bad, I don't mind the writing, but that pacing is bizarre and disorientating after coming out of S1 and S2.
buncha grown ass men watching cartoons together oh my lord
>>2582651Oh I meant building WITH fuku, but this actually works out perfectly i pulled for CB (end main) so I was wandering if it was worth using as a 2nd speed card. Thanks!
Kitasan Black more like Kitasan BORING
>>2582661Kitasan lacked any kind of deeming personality as a racing protagonist, but perfect as an idol show protagonist.
>>2582661why does she sound like a man?
>>2582651What blue sparks you were using? Stam/Pow?
Even though I liked S3 it wasnt even close to S1 and S2. It also does hurt that Kitasan is in fact kind of an underwhelming protagonist, best moments in S3 are Satono vs Bad luck and "Kitasan Black... I hate you" which is a cheval moment.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Rice Shower? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Anime Rice Shower. I'm not talking about Haro-in Rice Shower either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Shoko no Matsuri Rice Shower either with the Sancho de Itadakimasu and Yodo no Moshigo (with the nine star parents capable of giving both Long and Turf S inspirations), equipped with her Tanken, perfect legacies, control of the game RNG and post-race rewards, with Nishino Flower's DNA implanted in her so she has Budding Blossom genkai and can perform Groundwork ninjutsu while being an expert in mid and late race. I’m fucking talking about Front Runner Mutant Haro-in Tensei Rice Shower with gold Groundwork (which is triggered by Firm Course Menace, Double Circle Right Handed, Taking the Lead and the Restart Genjutsu), her awakening and Innate skills (which grant her Mihoreru Torikku, Yoyushakushaku, Hesitant Front Runners, Frenzied Pace Chasers, Kyoto Racecourse, Konarikabari, Long Straightaways, and Kyoran no Pesucheisa) and a Maruzensky SSR card for her borrow spot, capable of giving 25% TE, Top Runner, Groundwork, Focus, Early Lead, Slipstream, PTO, Summer Runner, Triple 7s, Front Runner Straightaways and even Leader's Pride Jutsu, equipped with Air Shakur SSR capable of giving Rekka Nogotoku and Rensa Hanno because she is a viable in medium and long races, a perfect parents (that can give Pace Casher, Medium, Long and Turf S), control of both game RNG and post-race rewards, with Taiki Shuttles' DNA and breasts implanted on her chest, Summer Golshi and Nice Nature debuffers guarding her and blue flames floating behind her AFTER she beat Bourbon and Mcqueen, entered the Zone, cast Trick (Front) on everybody and used Every Rose Has Its Fangs so she can use their stamina while they are rushed.
>>2582600Biggest thing that's hurting your umas in TT is the lack of wit you get points based on skill activations and based on finishing, lots of your weaker TT aces have a relatively low amount of skills for points combined with really low wit that doesn't let them skill spam. I would remake them all on a 38ish or so race schedule + cleats and 3 wit cards, you will be drowning in SP so more skills and more points
>no speed ankle weights 1st summer campglue?
>>2582666Every time I look at Sounds of Earth I think back to that one episode of American Dad where Stan took a pill to turn into a woman. Her face is shaped so strangely.
>>2582675You can salvage
>>2582635No you're not, I like it, and those who don't like it are gay faggots. simple as.
I know i'm late to the party but Admire Terra throwing off his jockey could be the um taking off a cape and throwing it away mid race if they ever put him in the game.
>they hate itHaha yes... YES
>>2582687you're way too late indeed
>>25826706 stam9 pow3 speed Ideally I wanted 6 stam 12 pow but hard to find the right parents and also get long sparks for her.
>>2582675As long as you finish the second year with three 600s you'll be fine. The only true glue scenario is having more than 3 blue friendship supports after hopeless
tl;dr?
>>2582673>not riding toreina san's cock into battleSO CLOSE
Got 2/3 aces so far, how do we feel about rooms?
>>2582692Much appreciated bro
>>2582701If you host, I'll join
>>2582701Im down to join i just don't wanna host
I'm still building and using reheated umas but if there's new people that wanna test their aces I'm pretty happy to host
Have to actually pay attention to stamina goals nowI MISS MILEKINO WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2582706Is this what it truly means to be endbroken?
>>2582711Borrowing Riko solved all of my stam problems
Room where?Fucking here. Fight my shitty uma.Cancer 2 test bring any.67223710
>>2582706Wasn't duramente the leading sire of Japan at one point?
>>2582711just use 7-8 stamina sparks and you're good, you don't even need a good
>>2582715>DigiGOATWill never be shitty anon-kun
>>2582715Pretty funny how quickly that room got filled up.
>>2582716Duramente was the leading sire of japan while fucking DEAD his sperm was that good.
>>2582724I've heard of beating a dead horse but this is ridiculous.
The speed carryover on 777 is so nice goddamn
>that late ass groundwork procback to the mines
>>2582725
>>2582715Yeah I'll just open this one time. Back to the mines. gg
S3 is pissing me off.
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ES25RoOpXbOhBV-LU4Hx7V7BHakuraku if anyone's curious about stamina requirements
>>2582735Ayeee thanks brotha
>>2582735Well shit I guess 700 stam is more than enough for lates
>>2582730Thanks for hosting
>multiple 1200/700/1000+/500+/1000+ runs today>none of them had medium SDISTANCE S FISHING IS SO FUCKING CANCER GET THIS SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
279255562792555627925556I'll do a few rooms
>>2582731What about it is pissing you off?
>>2582749Kita and Dia should've remained lolis.
>did the bare minimum, if any, on building up the character on previous episodes>the first half is spent on unimportant shit while the second half forced itself to being emotionalI hated Cheval's episode for this yet somehow I gave Dia's episode a pass despite doing the same shit. What is this bias I wonder?
>>2582752
>>2582752That reminds me, loli Teio was extremely cute. God I wish I had a family.
>>2582752We should get a loli scenario
>>2582753Dia has big tits and Big Horse has a stupid hat
>>2582748Summer Maru takes it455535574555355745553557One more
Normally I'd be upset that I miss a group activity or watchalong but this is one of those times I'm glad I skipped it
Season 3 is just ok.
>>25827636/9
>>2582766This Dia episode has been the only good one so far. It's kinda funny that they kept her parents as mystery niggas the whole time
>>2582766It is AGRESSIVELY "okay". It's actually kind of impressive how well they walk that line of bad and good.
>>2582752Finally, someone with a good opinion.
>>2582763Oguri takes it. Unlucky radiant star proc by 2nd place allows 1st place Oguri to take the win.Room took awhile to fill so that's the last one for now.
>>2582752Der/v/ danchou...
how's this gonna do for next CM?
>>2582776Thanks for hosting! I will for sure be joining the next few ones these days I'm about to be finished with ace building
>>2582779>Firm Course MenaceDamn bro that's like -300 SP, on a Front at that
>>2582779Couple of things >low power>FCM does not work>low midrace>777 gives carryover so might be a better recoveryThat's about it. She's okay, you can do much better
>>2582779FCM? Your groundwork greens?
>>2582783worst case scenario. didn't really have many great skills this run.>>2582784>>2582785FCM doesn't work? fuck.>Groundwork greensI thought PP + DD triggered Groundwork?
>>2582779You're not triggering groundwork, aim for wet conditions, cloudy days or non standard distance. FCM doesn't do anything
>>2582766
>>2582787It's a late trigger compared to an instant trigger so you're losing out on the key accel for the battle to 1st
>>2582787>I thought PP + DD triggered Groundwork?It does, but not when you want it toYou want Groundwork frame 1, so proccing with green skill/focus/early lead
>>2582787PP+DD can but it'd be delayed because while those are early-race skills you want "start of race" skills like Passives and Taking The Lead so Groundwork activates immediately
>>2582779(Me)thanks for the feedback, any changes i should make to my deck?
>>2582600Biggest thing it to stop buying things like FCM which only has like a 1/4 odds to proc and is otherwise wasting 400 SP that could be used on things that actually stand a chance of scoring. The other thing is to fix your wit, and then buy way more skills in general instead of trying to buy good things.
>>2582795Switch out flower for another wit card (preferably, agnes tachyon for +1 SP gain) and use power sparks
>>2582776festive miracle activated with 777, the deal breaker was probably speed star + barcarole
>>2582798>FCM which only has like a 1/4 odds to procI know what you mean to say but you worded it in a way that doesn't sound accurate. FCM has NO chance to proc on this track, it only procs on 1/4 types of tracks (firm) the rest (good, bad, heavy) have 0 chance to proc
>>2582802Oh wait im retarded, I thought you were replying to.>>2582779Gomenasai, I'm a riceposter i can't read
>>2582795You definitely can do better with those cards, borrow a good parent and spend a few runs on making your ownlike that anon said either marvey for thh or tachyon for +1sp and medium skills
Feels like season 3 just exists just because they wanted to shill Kitasan and didn't even think properly how to
LADIES AND GENTLEMENwell, probably just gentlemen... maybe just menLADS, IT IS HERE. I have a special love for the Niigata racecourse. It has the longest straights in the game and that fucks with a lot of stuff that would normally hold true for like 95% of tracks in the game. I'M JUST SO STRAIGHT I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE THIS TRACK. And so today I bring to you, FUN.I present the NIIGA CIRCUIT! 3 races with as little corner as possible None of your umamusume work here. Laterace corner? the fuck's a corner? changing lanes? NEVER HEARD OF IT. Ever dueled before laterace even begins? I have and it's FANTASTIC. I love it and I am sure you will too.Without further adoNIIGA SPRINT - 1000M STRETCH93956862NIIGA MILE - 1800M LEFT40816361NIIGA MED - 2400M LEFT78318638All tracks are Spring Firm Sunny with 18 slots. I brought 3 umas, you bring as many as you want.I can't wait to turn as little as possible with you all!real talk you'd have to go out of your way to build for these tracks, and I myself haven't done that yet. don't worry about perfectionism and just enter stuff you think might work.
>>2582801Huh. Why was my own festive miracle so delayed then? It procced a good 5 seconds after yours.
>>2582822finally, a fun race
>>2582822Okay bet, I was gonna make some umas for it but fuck it. Im sending what I got
>>2582822My only criticism for this >fun race is that Niiga mile should've been 1600m so that we'll get the Niigata Junior Stakes debuff. Otherwise, great idea.
they had the dumbfuck that directed episode 11 of season 2 (aka the worst episode) direct the entirety of season 3 by the way
>>2582837Oh, what the fuck? Who made THAT decision?!
>>2582835I didn't realize there's a niigata jr stakes debuff. whats it do?
>>2582841as many as you want
>>2582841Consider me blind and retarded
>>2582840pretty sure he's just memeing since everyone hates that track
>>2582840Its not an actual debuff lol, niigata junior just has that massive fuckin uphill that fucks everyone up at the beginning of MANT runs lol
>>2582822IM GONNA FUCKING SAY ITNeko
I havent even STARTED thinking about parents for the CM. Whats the go-to mateslop team, xog smaru vbobo, xog vbobo suzuka runaway?
>>2582849MS BOURBON GET DOWN
>>2582850xog smaru vboboseems to be the best one, runaway suzuka seems a bit tricky to properly dial in
Hey first rate toreinas, I got a very important question for you guys. Do you guys think shake it out is cope for xoggy?
>>2582853it is the definition of a cope skill but it's better than never using your unique
>>2582822I will not be joining but I will spectate nonetheless
>>2582839cygays, because they're retarded
>>2582853I personally think 4th recoveries on oguri are MASSIVE copes. You completely miss out on the speed carryover because the only cope recoveries activate in the late race. So you miss out on key accel and lose to fronts anyway. I think those points are better spent on late stage velocity or mid race.
>>2582853Works nicely if you're playing late/end since pump+moving past + 1 skill should trigger it
>>2582855JOIN NEKOOR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
>>2582858>no speed carryover.
>>2582846ah yeah i never realized that. The hill is still there on 1800, but the positioning is less impactful. Late and End only go to 19m/s earlyrace and then accelerate again up to 20m/s at the start of midrace. in 1600 that hill fucks them where in 1800 it doesn't. Good to know. I may try running that as pace in careers, see if it makes a difference.
>>2582861Yeah it's a cope skill
People that make OC and other related stuff have a gift because I absolutely fucking hate this shit. The work sucks, the process sucks, but I absolutely need the end result of the work so I have to put up with it.
>>2582850XOg + 2 fronts, dealer's choice amongst all the meta options with Kita being amongst them this time>>2582853It's 100SP, which is normally a double circle on a green or corner/straight skill to give you a back up plan so your uma is not straight up losing 100% of the time 20% of the time. Would it be better to get pixel perfect accel, yea, but you're buying late race skills anyway so it's worth the very marginal decrease in peak performance to dramatically raise the floor of her performance. Paces who aren't XOguri are bad, but they are capable of winning sometimes so 100SP to keep Oguri from being a straight up brick and just a bad choice instead is worth it, and the Haruka data backs it up with a small but noticeable bump in both individual and team win percentage for XOguris with it vs without
God season 3 was underwhelming. It was okay until the Diamond arc ended, and then the episodes became repetitive pep talks.
>>2582862Yeppers, running it as pace is a good way to cheat it but anytime I do that I tend to get a useless pace skill hint that could've been something more useful. It doesn't help that some skills (example, angling for front runners) don't work as well in that track so even an early buy means you might still job to pearly.
BEEP BOPWHERE THE ROOMAS AT BEEP BOP
CGDCT anime tends to be boring until its not which is why almost all of them are bad
Bad news out of new york for umas everywhere.
>>2582871I AM FUCKING DRAWING BOURBON TITTIES ILL GET TO IT LATER
>>2582873>Carriage horses die from overworkWhy do we do this again?
>>2582868Don't forget the worst part: THE HARIKKITE IKOU COUNTER IS STILL AT ZERO AFTER SEVERAL HOURS!
>>2582866I would imagine im way below your level, so me saying "take it EZ" wouldn't really work. But youve got it dude, just dont forget to take breaks
>>2582871I'm still working on the party mod. 17 characters left to go. My arm hurts.
>>2582879Party mod? What's that?
>>2582822>>2582871
>>2582873Did NYC finally collapse? The knicks haven't even fucking won yet
>>2582885Its gonna be KNEW York by the time of game 5 neigha, we burning the whole shi down.
>>2582809they got too excited to have kitasan black and kind of blew their load when they introduced her as a loli in season 2, which saddled her with a nearly ahistorical relationship with satono diamond. laser-focusing on this largely fake rivalry was one of the most severe and crippling faults of season 3. in a sense, it was over before it even began. imagine if all the time spent on kita and dia being cuddly friends with each other was spent actually having her real rivals play any role in the story. cut out the vast majority of the roommates shit, cut out the nice nature character assassination, and cut out team spica. also, cut out those useless, long, dialogue-free fanservice slideshows where a parade of recognizable characters does cute things. you've cut out about half the runtime of the show. now fill that time in with anything that's even remotely relevant to the events at hand. even if it's still written by worthless hacks who only know how to do gag anime, you at least have a story.free up dia from the burden of having to be kita's cuddly best friend, and you might even have a more interesting story. dia's win against kita was a team effort. satono noblesse worked solely to interfere with kitasan's race, while cheminaud clearly looked back to make sure he wasn't in diamond's way. by japanese standards, it's almost dirty, but to their french jockeys, it was standard practice.
>>2582882Basically, I'm using the Party Dash sprites to put them in some moddable Mario Party game so people can play with these characters in a game with more than 4 minigames.
Not one single fuku chain finished during these throwaway fuji runs. They all died on stage 1 or 2.
>>2582892>Mario Party 64COUNT ME THE FUCK IN
>>2582795Swap out Nishino for Marv Power
>>2582898For the cloudy green i assume? Cuz imo 2 power cards is a bit overkill, you can easily reach 1200x3 on smaru with 1.
>>2582891Damn well explained. It's exactly what you said. Funny enough the Dia race was the best one to come out of that. All of Kita's wins were all underwhelming
>>2582876I wonder what led to the overwork. On one side: They want horses gone in any use. I.e. activists.One the other side: Why did the horse die? was it blatantly avoidable? etc. There's horse carriages in lots of places, not just NYC. Horses suffer injuries and deaths a good amount in horse racing. Just think about it critically. My thoughts: The more out of sight and out of mind certain animals become from people, the less they exist period. But at the same time, if this was easily avoidable, then fuck the managers and/or driver who pushed the horse to its limit. And if it was a freak accident period, well damn.
>>2582868Season 2 was a feels rollercoaster. Season 3 the only thing that connected with me emotionally is a few seconds at the end of episode 10 when kitasan loses and is fucking exhausted and hunched over and hyperventalating with her whole chest and doesn't understand what the fuck just happened. Before that exact moment it was pretty hard to connect with her.
>>2582892how the heck does this work? There's no way their animations work correctly for Mario Party minigames
>>2582909its a mario party-like that's made for 2d.
>>2582822SPRINT - 2 SLOTS LEFT - 93956862MILE - FULLMEDIUM: 2 SLOTS LEFT - 78318638
WEI
>>2582902For Cloudy and Tail hints. It depends on sparks too, I don't have the best Power parents so I like running 2 Power cards
>2* pow 3* mile on a fuji run that had a total of 11 racesYOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME
>>2582909It's not an actual Mario Party game, it just uses similar gameplay, so most of the minigames are on a 2d plane. Actually adding characters isn't hard, you basically need one standing pose, one facing sideways pose, a jump sprite, skid sprite, and four different running sprites. Here's an example of the ones I used for El, but you can really put anything in.
>>2582891The biggest sin of S3 is that it did next to nothing with the new cast. It was their one chance to give more character to Kita and they blew it.
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>>2582921ANON!!!! ITS 3 PM!!!! TIME FOR YOUR SCHEDULED PAIZURI!!!!
>>2582912JOIN NOW I WANNA RACE
You now remember black umas are a thing.
Does Runaway count as a Groundwork proc?
>>2582891>which saddled her with a nearly ahistorical relationship with satono diamond. laser-focusing on this largely fake rivalry was one of the most severe and crippling faults of season 3.Big question, why was she paired with satono diamond in the first place? As far as I know they ran like twice together
>>2582929Yes
>>2582929yes, any green skills, ttl, concentration and even purple skills count towards groundwork
>>2582929Yup, it's a green skill.
>>2582822The Sprint and Mile are filled. Medium has 2 slots left! 78318638 to join in.I'm going to begin the Sprint. The ultimate straight line experience begins now!
Front parents are heartbreaking because you get shit like this and it's just okay
>>2582933>>2582932>>2582931That's kinda broken, thanks!
>>2582935OH WOE IS YOU FUCK YOU
>>2582927Back in /v/ there was a shitton of discourse about if black umas ruined the game or were woke or whatever but I still mantain that the way cygames implemented black umas was probably the best that an american scenario could've done. The hairstyles are accurate, they look cute, they don't take the center stage so they don't feel forced or pushed in but a natural part of what makes up american competition and they don't have exaggerated features.
>>2582906even that is entirely fucking manufactured drama for a story desperately searching for a runway to land on. an actual controversy of his retirement was that he was very clearly still in his prime, and his team was planning to have him continue into a record-breaking six year old season, but decided against it after getting ridiculous stud offers. it's the literal polar opposite of what they decided to write in the anime.
>>2582934look at them all in a straight line. it warms my heart!
nigger culture is a mistake
>>2582935AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GL GRANDPARENT SAMA
>cheer king's unique doesn't workh-huh?>Note: "Beyond" means that this can activate on the final straight if there's one after the final corner. However, if there are no corners in the race, this will never activate.what the FUCK
>>2582940Betting 5 (You)s on gate 1. Only the STRAIGHTEST will win.
>>2582940COME ON TEIO SHOW THOSE FAGGOTS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE STRAIGHT
>>2582951She's gay...
>>2582939I wonder what kind of story you could even write from that. Like Kitasan getting tons of sponsorship deals that would catapult her to endless wealth but she'd be so busy with advertisements and whatnot that she wouldn't have any time to race?
>>2582935but thats decent though? just have to loop it with your main parent
>2, head>3, noseAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE CURREN SAMA
>>2582940Nishino Flower can't even see out of the gate
>>2582940Dude this race is the funniest shit ever theyre just fucking booking it
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO BAKUSEXO BROS WE ARE THE LEAST STRAIGHT WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO
It's like that awful race in Season 1
>>2582956>That's pretty good, you just have to do it again!
>Curren neighas giving their absolute all and breaking all their limits to extreme diff a child
>>2582955having her just retire for money would be ludicrously cynical, but please do anything other than write something that is in direct opposition with reality. maybe something about wanting to retire in her peak before she can let her fans down or get injured like duramente, that extremely major character who kita forgot about seven seconds after she retired. and cheval could scream about her the way she was screaming about duramente. and then the japan cup happens and she chevals all over the place and finally beats kita in her peak in one of her last chances to ever win against her.
>>2582964Everyone crossing the goal at the same time and the winner being ambiguous was cool, fuck you.
>>2582964You should watch Quarterhorse races.
>>2582964How does she keep doing it lads?
>>2582939Yeah the 'I'm so washed' arc is not convincing when she won 2 more G1s by the end of it. But considering it was made in 2022, it was probably the only thing they have to work on. If S3 was made today, they'd focus on his stud career and have her considering a trainer-like role with little Equinox and Sol.
>>2582965if you want an useful unique, yes
>>2582934>>2582822And our STRAIGHT winner is Curren Chan!2nd and 3rd place were the same guy! He may be the straightest you'll ever meet! dangerously straight!Moving onto the Mile. With one little tiny U turn it has only 400m of corner and 1400m of straights!Also the Medium filled.
Why did nobody duel anons
>>2582964>Lend me some accel onii-chan, this is BASE toddler we are going up against.
>>2582981LEL
>>2582955>Kitasan gets knocked up by trainer
>>2582977the lineup!
1st nigga race
>>2582964I BELIEVEYUME NO SAKI MADE
>>2582964Nootice how nishino is flying just like curren but at a slightly lower altitude, her form is awkward but her dress represents a blooming flower. She will one day surpass curren's flying potential.
>>2582968I believe the fundamental problem is that irl Kita is one of the most succesful japanese horses of all time. You can't make a compelling story out of a winner who wins all the time. There can be no real tension in a story like that.
>>2582987Im laughing at how tiny nishino and inari are they're fuckin heightmogged by haru.
>>2582987POTENTIAL SPOTTED
>>2582987JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO FALCOBROS WE WERE NOT STRAIGHT ENOUGH
Nooticing who is straighter falkeks.
>>2582993>You can't make a compelling story out of a winner who wins all the time.>Kitasan's 3 years of racing: 20 starts, 12 wins>Oguri Cap's last 3 years of racing: 21 starts, 13 winsCan you guys come up with a better criticism?
>>2582998>currencels are THIS desperate for a win they're using G3 mickey mouse races for arguments
>>2582994That's kinda hot.
>>2582993i'm not trying to insult you, and this isn't your fault, but fuck you. my advice to you is that you should actually learn about his origins, his life, and his times. all you really know about is all the ways his character was sabotaged and mishandled in umamusume.if kitasan black cannot be a compelling protagonist, oguri cap cannot be a compelling protagonist.
>>2582977>>2582822And the winner of the U-turn NIIGA MILE is El Condor Pasa!Impressive yoyo everyone!And now on to the only medium that thinks its a long, with a laterace that begins on a straight before the last 2 corners, its the NIIGA MEDIUM
>>2583002>i'm not trying to insult you>fuck youthanks
>>2582993Yugioh protagonists barely ever lose, especially in a fair 1v1 without someone threatening to kill himself, and people love them. Beyond that, you can have a character with more ups and downs like Special Week and she's still a fucking nothing character.
>>2583005JAJAJA ODIO LOS GAYS
>Falkeks just keep losing and losingheh..
>>2583005>tfw too intelligent to be the straightest
>>2583011>falcon bended her leg>el condor pasa has her legs fully straightOf course she lost, it was meant to be.
Making the U-Turn
>>2583006Nah he's right, stop repeating boring incorrect talking points
>>2583005The longest lineup
>>2583011RUN NISHINO SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU
>>2582993No. The problem still solely exists with the story writers and how they depicted Kitasan. Meanwhile Oguri was OP AF yet they were still able to make her anime interesting, or at the least a lot more hype than S3. There's also Opera O, but, to be fair it's just 3 episodes.There are also a lot of shounen or sports anime that are interesting even if the protagonists barely lose.
>>2583015Funny how nishino is getting suffocated by the blob
>>2583017>only two repeated umasSovl
OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HOGURI
Oguri ate the corners.....
>>2582968Isn’t that basically just the Pokke movie? Tachyon retires because she knows she’s going to fuck herself if she keeps racing.
>brocked by daiwa's fat ass AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bonus pic from the mile race
Jesus christ the xogger came with a fucking vengeance
>>2583036I understand digital now
>>2583006it's not your fault, you don't know any better. most people don't know any better. most people don't know that he was a shit colt with a shit pedigree, bred at a shit ranch, bought by a no-name owner more as a favor to the ranch to offload their unsellable colt than with any expectations. debuted late at age 3, with little to no expectations, to the point that he wasn't even registered in the classics. when he showed any ability at all, he was entered via the oguri rule. he lost a close race in the satsuki sho, and was crushed in the derby, leading to him being perennially underestimated and looked down even after his kikuka sho win, then his tenno sho win. he went from being looked down on for having a sprinter pedigree, to being looked down on as being a pure stayer, then looked down on as just being lucky, all the way until his 5 year old season denied any remaining excuses. you don't know any of this shit because umamusume didn't tell you. i just want you to learn. i want everyone to learn.
>>2583036>endchads get to see this every day
>>2583005>>2582822whew! that opening straight was so long I was on the edge of my seat wondering who would take the lead going into the first corner! IT JUST WOULDN'T END!You know she's the best on mediums so its no surprise our winner is Hoguri Cap as in peak!>Nice Nature in 3rdThanks I fucking hate it.This concludes the NIIGA CIRCUIT. Thank you all for running really straight with me!
>>2583043I now regret not having Inari One.
>>2583046fun stuff, thanks for hosting
>>2583046Thanks for hosting!
>>2583046Fat fuck ate my first place
>>2583050Why are those natures so fucking stinky
>>2583041>most people don't know that he was a shit colt with a shit pedigree
>>2583046Thank for hosting! Here's a clip of Oguri Cap as in Peak NYOOOOOOMING Also realized my Teio gassed out during medium track
>>2583055>forgot to lower the resolutionfugg
>can no longer save twitter images by draggingWhy would Elon do this...
>>2583041>shit pedigree>Sunday Silence grampaok
>>2583055i really like how nice nature running animation looks from the side
>>2583046Great race! I will admit i don't like most >bwos but these mambo guys that come are usually pretty cool.
>>2583053Their trainers don't bathe
Now the question that comes to everyone's mind.How are (You) planning on dealing with the oguri menace?
>>2583064Runaway Suzie + Bourbon + Kitasan. I've looked at plenty of data, done a ton of practice rooms here and publics, and have been spectating a lot of races. Even with a perfect festive miracle proc xoguri will struggle to catch up to a properly boosted front.
>>2583064I will simply ignore the problem and do whatever I want.
>>2583055My scarlet was THIS CLOSE to getting in range to trigger red ace but just couldn't move up the 1 more length she sneeded to sniff maru's ass and gain a power surge. I'm always so close but so far away.>>2583064pace promote scarlet in 1st farts in her face when she gets close. Otherwise, I just won't.
>>2583064EasyI won't bother
>>2583064I'm running my own Xog though
>>2583064>Pace and two end teamSimple, I lose.
>>2583064Bring my own oguri
>>2583041faggot
>>2583064>Implying im fuckin scared of Oguri CRAPI beat her in taurus 2 and Aries I'm not scared of that culturally Christian fraud. I am outgambling her.
How good is camping Dober?
>>2583060Parents matter way, way more than grandparents. Just like Oguri and Opera O have shit pedigrees when they have grandsires in Native Dancer and Sadler's Wells.There are literally tens of thousands of sundayman grandchildren.
>>2583064Triple front lol, xoguri wont be shit to me. Ive already beat her twice
>>2583066What if you boost the other fronts?
>>2583060him and the entirety of japan's thoroughbred population. black tide is essentially a chinese bootleg of deep impact for poorfag ranches who couldn't afford the real thing when the real thing was still alive. his only major successes are kitasan black and kamunyak, who was basically bred to replicate kitasan black with a different bakushin mare. nobody was looking at black tide and expecting anything.
>>2583082I don't lose front wars
>>2582999Why the fuck isn't Oguri considered more successful anyways? They had the same number of G1 wins. It's the legs, isn't it?
>>2583079There are specific tracks where she is very good.
>>2583079Camping dober has pretty much pixel perfect carryover speed, 2 massive gamble accels as gold skills and excellent growths. If you can get MPB on her she'll be as scary as the xoggy is
>>2583086>Why the fuck isn't Oguri considered more successful anyways?Anon Oguri Cap is one of the most famous and beloved horses in the entire history of JRA, what the fuck are you talking about? He had 3 retirement parades, each with 100000+ audience members.
>>2583086>They had the same number of G1 winsNo they didn't, kitasan won 7 g1s, oguri won 4
>>2583092I meant in Umamusume specifically, I know that Oguri Cap basically singlehandedly saved horse racing in Japan when he raced.
>>2583086>Why the fuck isn't Oguri considered more successfulNeigha are you tripping, if oguri didn't exist Japan pretty much never gets into horse racing like it did
>>2583094Ah, that's on me. I read the wrong column, oops. He was FAVORITE for 7, not winner of 7.>>2583100I also forgot to qualify that I meant in Umamusume. She's not portrayed as successful as Kitasan Black is in Umamusume.
>>2583097I mean, oguri is always treated like a legend. But compare her to kitasan, kitasan won 7 g1s in a more competitive era.
>>2583103Yeah the whole>favorite for 7column fuckup explained my own question.I'm just a retard, please ignore me.
>>2583084host a couple rooms and I bet you lose at least one Front battle
>>2583101>She's not portrayed as successful as Kitasan Black is in UmamusumeIts just for what the character is supposed to portray i suppose, kitasan black is borderline mary sueish in some aspects, oguri is treated as an underdog hero with humble beginnings.
>>2583097Anon in umamusume she was such a big deal Tracen had to send in riot police to get the literal horde of fans and reporters to back off.
>>2583100I am kinda curious about what was so magnetic about oguri cap that it pretty much revived the sport, was it the low pedigree and how it was barred from the classics?
The HEROandThe VILLAIN
>>2583109>riot policeMore like a fucking private army. Who the fuck is Akikawa, how does a tiny horse girl such as her have so much power and authority?!
>>2583109They fuckin' what.>>2583108That's fair I suppose. It would've been a bit more interesting to see Kitasan have to struggle against the elitism and expectations of failure. Sort of like the half-a-dozen villagers we already have, but with a city flavor.
>you will never come home to thisFixing to glue myself.
>>2583111>was it the low pedigree and how it was barred from the classics?Yeah, Oguri was one of the first horses that had a real storyline to tell. Up until this point, it was a pedigree game. And then here comes a transfer from the boonies entering a rich man's world, upsetting conventional rules left and right. And once people realized that there is actual drama and stories we can project on to more of these horses, then it really took off.
>>2583124She can't get pregnant though
>>2583105Well, yeah, that's bound to happen sometimes, but I can't cripple my strategy based on hypothetical worst case scenarios. I'm confident that, in the vast majority of cases, my front runners will be strong enough to hold the lead. And I do host rooms. I've already beaten plenty of very well-built oguris in CM15 rooms. Over the last four CMs, where I ran triple front in all of them, I maintained around an 80% win rate (using a runaway booster in Aries and Taurus 2) or more in all of them. Im going all or nothing.
>>2583132As someone who's new to all this front + runaway combo, how do I make my Suzuka lose the lead before late-race starts? From my experience, if she gets her unique off she delays my A&S for few frames
>you'll never wake up to thisI too want to glue myself
>>2583129I would love her and her barren womb as if it could give me a thousand children.
>>2583113they doin a rerelease? I'd love to get me a laisu and bobo pair. I already ordered the cafe one a couple months ago.
How was the watchalong?
>>2583121I implore you to read cingrey's manga.I do get what you're saying now though. When people run into Rudolf they go 'holy shit it's Symboli Rudolf', or Opera O in BNE, but people don't really do that with Oguri. I think it just has to do with different interpretations of the setting for each series. If we get a telling of that era from a different PoV, she'd probably be played up way more. Hell she already is in the likes of Yaeno's career.
>>2583136>if she gets her unique off she delays my A&S for few framesThat is correct, suzuka getting her unique off is the worst case scenario because you will be unable to catch and pass her, to mitigate this i had both of my fronts with all my soul to debuff her + an absolute fuckton of midrace skills, do not give suzuka ANY mid race skills and go low on stamina so she gasses out quickly.
>>2583111it's the whole package. that he was a horse from the countryside who was born crippled and weak, who managed to rise to the absolute top of central horse racing. it isn't difficult to understand, this being at a time when many people from the countryside were also uprooting and moving to the metropoles for work, and struggling.
>>2583129Many would consider that a positive. Besides, if you really wanted kids I'm sure your 3rd wheel Shakur would make a great mom.
>>2583129I would simply keep trying until the three goddesses have no choice but to reward our love with a miracle.
>>2583129Umas are not tied by the fate of their earthly counterparts so fine probably can have children just fine
>>2583147You make her a powerlet and don't give her any midrace. I think around 500-600 Power is ideal for this CM
It's over.
>>2583158Bro your cane rewards?
>>2583149Surrogacy is lame, let me impregnate both shakur and fine. I'm sure the tracen salary pays well enough.
>>2583158There's like 1 more day for fuji mode right? I wanna get it done tomorrow now that I'll be off work
>>2583152>Umas are not tied by the fate of their earthly counterpartsas long as you aren't spe's mom, anyhow
>>2583163It ends the 14th, you're fine (motion)
>>2583164Yes, the three goddesses hate spe's mom specifically
>>2583163There's an event up too and it seems like the 2x stacks so its actually the best time to start spamming 2x on level 5 Fuji
>>2583167Lazychads were too fucking strong....
>>2583137I need a princess
>>2583166Suffering builds character but they forgot the character
I figured it out. This event is based on Fuji because Cygames was hoping seeing her tits would make players less annoyed when it takes until the very last run to get anything good
Is it safe to cleat the event SSR?
>>2583179They say suffering builds character but it doesn't mean it builds a good one.
>>2583181Every SSR past Jordan is cleatable, pretty useful especially if you love getting SR Ryans
>>2583181Never do it but .......i mean. It's a complete trash card if that's what you're asking
>>2583181it's a shit card but it's still better than yet another Aoi copy
I find it so fucking funny the japs made special week a top 1 character
REMINDER THAT THE THREE GODDESSES HAD A DIRECT HAND IN THE CONQUEST OF IRELAND BY THE ENGLISH AND THE SUBSEQUENT GENOCIDE OF THE IRISH PEOPLE >[the Byerley Turk] was definitely the war horse of Captain Robert Byerley, who was dispatched to Ireland in 1689 during King William's War and saw further military service in the Battle of the Boyne. According to early records, Captain Byerley was nearly captured while reconnoitering the enemy, "owing his safety to the superior speed of his horse".THE GODDESSES HATE THE IRISH
>>2583189Yeah and Optimus Prime batted for colonial England
>>2583187Guaranteed fast learner and a 3rd evolved skill is crazy, don't you love THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2583186>>2583184It's 3000 carats if you don't waste it on the SR tickets
>>2583196If you're just buying the pinks then you'll literally never run out, unless you're that one specific retard who has 200k carats banked and never pulled on anything.
>>2583187The SUPREME COMMANDER RULER OF JAPAN is simply taking her spot back as THE FACE.
>>2583201Tan lines are such good shit
>>2583187Something something muh japan cup nippon tamashii
It's probably a little late in the day but I figure I should just drop this sooner rather than later.https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRp4aXjKuVXNcgVE6U1z48xcNg7IueXVWy3Q0vdDVaZe6RvPsp7vS8jpVoYp2T7JAKsXZUpD4eiVyyy/pubhtml?gid=0&single=trueGauging if there's interest in the thread for reenactment races of soft keiba. Soft keiba, for anyone who doesn't know, is basically a kind of mock racing competition where the horses have their times measured individually, and the third-fastest is the one who wins. (The fastest and second-fastest are last place, instead). You might have heard of Urara winning at least one of these races after she retired.The link above is a translation of the official 2026 race schedule god I hope I romanized all the names correctly and got the corresponding real life races right and some notes on how the rules might be translated into Uma, with the next race being the Pony Derby on the 14th. Sadly, we already missed a few, but if enough people want, we could potentially fudge the dates and host the missing ones in July or something.This is all not only because I think it's cool, but also partly since we've had a few complaints with >fun races as of late about people not liking how "meta" umas get entered, and I think races where the goal is explicitly NOT to be first could be a neat shake-up.
>>2583181I usually just decide based on their golds. And if they have something that I might use, I'd compare LBs to see how many copies I can cleat (usually 1).
>>2583205Interesting, ill have to look into this. Thanks keibabro
>>2583206This rob roy card is straight up so trash I don't feel bad cleating it. The only other card I've cleated is gold ship speed
>>2583205looks sporadic enough to make it into a fun thing
>>2583205We did a test run of something similar when an anon hosted a room where 1st was last and the actual podium placements were selected by RNG, as well as the trainees. I liked it, would like this too.
Bros, I don't have taiki and I haven't read the event yet. I can't help but be curious though, does she speak with a southern accent?
>>2583209>clairvoyance>stam card when I already have creekSee, there's a case for cleating. I'd save this hayahide card though, as a backup for mecha umamusume.
>first time playing mambo's career>running the arima kinen has an extra scene with neichaKinda glad NN got 1st, too. Having the one race you've been training to face Teio only for your practice partner to suddenly join and beat you is pretty messed. lol
>>2583221Not only is clairvoyance a useless gold but statwise shes a complete downgrade to rob roy SR, and you don't use stam cards unless you go to mediums/longs. It's a safe cleat desu
>>2583221I'd save that card because Biwa is sexy as fuck
This thread is so fuckin comfy dude its insane
I haven’t cleated a single welfare SSR.
>>2583143Very fun, and rather packed because 094 actually fucking invited his euro friends for once. This is definitely not a season I want to rewatch on my own though.
we've got a bunch of race sims but how come no one's ever made a career sim? like you plug in your trainee, parents and deck and get a ballpark estimate of what a good or bad run would look like. are there too many variables that makes this impossible?
>>2583189Didn't her pre-retcon existence as their next queen imply that Ireland achieved independence of the Brits and that their royal families IRL fucked their horses?
>>2583180>already got all the carats You're one of the lucky ones
>>2583233I cleated a single copy of Golshi SSR and I felt really bad for myself
>>2583236There was one for URA, not sure if they updated it for later scenarios
>>2583239You'll be able to MLB when they add the one item that lets you get event copies again.
>>2581999Rob Roy is THE HERO to Rice's Villain tho
>>2583233I haven't cleated a single non-welfare SSR. Do people really have so many Kitasan copies that they can cleat them now?
Can anyone link an example of a sacrificial runaway suzu?
>Random after race stat increase>Goes to guts>Stat increases from getting an epithet>One of them goes to guts>Out of deck card event>It increases guts>Random MANT event>It's one that increases guts
>>2583241really? sounds like something that'd be super useful instead of having to waste 40 minutes after 40 minutes trying to figure out the best stuff to bring
>>2582358Pokk is a bit tryhardish in trying to related to her gyaru daughter, it ends up being a bit embarassing for Jordan
>>2583226Based mambro!
>>2583250Used this for the DAHBY
>>2583260Stinky Suzuka...
>>2583233I cleated the spic, Golshi and Marvey. I just wanted 2 Kitas but I got 6 Tacos instead.
>>2583234Glad to hear that, I feared not many people joining after the work you put. I'll be there for the season 2 finale rewatch myself
How many cheeky tenners do you guys do before stopping? I threw one at the banner and the red door appeared only for it to be McQueen...I took it as a sign to stop but at the same time I can't let it end like this...
>>25832693 is my max, anything past that is already committing resources
>>2583269It's called a cheeky tenner for a reason. Beyond that it's self-destructive gambling addiction
>>2583269I don't. The last time I did one I ended up sparking Natie. Before that it was SMaru. I make sure I have a handful of sparks before rolling for anything.
>>2583269Up to a cheeky two hundreder if im feeling like it
>its the ura finale signature complete disappearance of rainbows in senior yearman i forgot how shit this feels.
>>2583269Depends on the uma
>>2583277I sit corrected.
>>2583260you want angling on her?
>>2583267>he cleated Marvey
>>2583269I don't anymore. Because for me, a cheeky teener becomes a cheeky twenty into an "I'm bricked for GL" moment. Which also means sadly, I will miss out on Sweepy and her Plat Anus.
>>2583269I'm all for Dober sexo but I can't afford to do cheeky tenners. Have you seen how stacked the current year banners are?
>>2583269I was throwing pulls around before i used a calculator and now im too stingy to try.. but i did get lucky and scored some 3 stars, including some banner umas this year.
>>2583269If I'm rolling, I intend to get what I'm rolling for. I go until I get it and try to make sure I have a spark saved up before doing so.Took 130 rolls to get Taiki today after I got Dober twice in the first two tenners right after making a joke about her being a dogfucker.
>>2583269It's not cheeky if you do more than 10!
I rescued this stray dog from a Mega that hasn't seen the light in half a decade.Say something nice about her!
>>2583301Put her back, she probably has fleas.
holy shit what the fuck happened. yesterday i had 30 clocks now i have over 100.
>>2583301You're about to do lots of handholding on the beach, I presume.
>>2583286>Summer Golshi>Rickey>SSR Tachyon>Light Hello>SSR SMaruAll in the same monthHow the fuck am I going to pull for all this... I only have 70k carats...
>>2583301This Koikatsu? I've never played past character creation tbqh
>>2583304She heard that.>>2583308Absolutely, but first I need to clean her up and get her feet back on the ground. Curren's been teaching her how to float.>>2583311Yep yep, Sunshine.
>>2583111>Born with fucked up legs and had to be nursed back to health>Came from the sticks/regional racings which people thought were for chumps>No pedigree/literal who horse>Everyone though that gray horses couldn't win shit because none had ever done so in the past>Couldn't participate in the classics so people thought he wouldn't amount to anythingOguri broke every barrier that stood in his way and challenged every preconception that people had for him, that's what made him so magnetic, plus people thought he was cute too.
Just opened up career profile to check who keeps giving me summer runner every run and found out activated sparks glow yellow. Neat.>>2583305Golshi deposited a random number of clocks to your account to trip you up.
>>2583309>waste of carats>you're probably too shit to build her>same banner and not needed>same banner but you might get lucky with free pulls>only thing everybody should 100% pull for
>>2583318I don't see the point of getting Maru when I will never ever run fronts.
>>2583309You can just borrow Golshi, she's a parent uma, Rickey is for masochists, Tachyon/Hello are on the same banner, and you only need like one or two compies of Smaru. Just be diligent and manage your carats.
>>2583318>only thing everybody should 100% pull forThat's a front only card.
Now look what you did.
>Rickey is for masochistsNobody said the path of cultivation was easy
>people still think Maru is Front onlyoh no no no no no no no no
I like it when I do team trials and Maruzensky says "Rice-chan, ganbarezo" like an adult would to a child. It's a very cute Grandma-Granddaughter interaction.
I don’t know how anon did this without a loss other than an ungodly run of luck.
I fucking hate feng shui, Rickey and Dragon's Dream
>>2583329All I'm saying is that if I have to pick between having Tachyon and Light Hello or Maru and Light Hello and I use paces, I'm gonna pick Tachyon. I don't see the point in gunning for Maru especially when you guys didn't tell me the training effectiveness depends on the level of the facility.
>>2583249I got a Kitasan dupe on the NTR banner after already having MLB, I wasn’t too pleased.
Jiggie?
>>2583337Everyone who won't pull for Rickey during the dirt CM...
Holy shit why are my wit cards squatting stamina training since the start of the run
>>2583324Everyone here should be running fronts
>>2583355My only fronts are Kitasan, Suzuka and Daiwa and I don't want to marry them.
how do you get enough stamina for cancer?
>>2583309I will pull Rickey and Tachyon and use my tickets on Maruzensky>>2583323>she's a parent umaA debuffer parent uma at thatSo really there's no point getting her for parent farming
>>2583143Watchalong was fun. S3 is still shit regardless.
>>2583325Cute dog, praise her!
>>2583269God I really want that Dober but she has to be selector bait unless I get spooked.
>>2583269I don't because I keep having shit luck and my carats schedule is becoming very tightI might not be able to pull Machan if I don't get lucky with Rickey pulls
I wish my danchou was cool
>>2583374beemapyoi bro...
>>2583374Mambro...
>>2583367Good idea, let's see if it works.
>>2583384That's a /vg/ club
>>2583386I know
>>2583387bwo...
>>2583318I’ll be borrowing your Maru when I run Palmer.
REMEMBER
>>2583385Be careful she biteshttps://x.com/Mumukinds/status/2058389227180872044
>>2583402Lucky Lilac my beloved
>>2583385She took them!
>>2583402I wonder what the inverse looks like. How many stallions in umamusume were beaten by a mare? And how many times?How many unique stallions did the mares beat?
>>2583402Now do it but without the sprint, mile and mare G1Not all G1s were made equal
>>2583408>Now do it without majority of G1'sYou know which G1's are actually on their way out? Longs
>>2583408You are fucking stupid
>>2583406I misunderstood what that chart was showing but I'm still curious anyways.>>2583405Can I have the link?
>>2583410Last leg of the classic triple crown? Long.Last leg of the autumn triple crown? Long.Even if TM Opera O won all the mile and sprint races two years in a row he wouldn't be as glazed as he is now after winning the 5 big senior races of Japan.
>>2583415Almond Eye and Gentildonna are significant because they beat strong stallions, oh and Vodka too but she's ugly in the game so I don't care
>mfw when my tragedy dying Key VN wife photobombed my yandere vampire wife
TFW no 4200m grand jump in umamusume
>>2583405I don't think she's ever been given flowers before.>>2583415Lemme finish tweaking her so she works out of the box no hassle.
>>2583403why does windy have to be burning your carats tier badi don't want to harden my heart to her umaganda
>>2583411Calstone won't say that...
>>2583430Well at least she won't be coming out in a busy ti-...oh....oh no...
>>2583434Fortunately for her, I'm skipping all of those. Unfortunately for her, I'm also skipping her.
>>2583424wym photobombing, where is only Still in there
Presented without comment.
>>2583428>I don't think she's ever been given flowers before.Actually...
>>2583441What a waste of flowers
>>2583434>Kris S>Helios>Ines Fujin>Mr. CB. . . when is the next megabanner...
>>2583428Hold up, now she says she has something for me, too?>>2583441Actually that's her mom making her give you flowers to snag you because you're the only man they found who can put up with her.
Stop bullying Windy, faggots!!!!
Okay, this uma is unbelievably reliably and I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME figure out why they can't lose legends races or are the most consistent when I put them in the Moonlight Sho. Can I get some input?
>>2583447For real? How cute if a bit sad...>>2583446If my sources are correct, Tsurumarus banner...in 2028...
>>2583452Rushing gale is unreliable, pump is meh on paces if you are doing TT, legends and money racesBorrow a Nishino for paces actually
>>2583455Okay, huh... Let me go assemble the Mejiro Ryan I used to be using before TM Opera O started pumping out 8L victories as the standard.
>>2583447I wonder what it could be? She's reaching for something...
>>2583237Either that or Ireland is a kingdom within the United Kindgom
>>2583434This is only reason I won't pull, I wish she was a 2 star or something
>>2583447I’ll handle her alright.
>>2583464It's a GUN look out!Or maybe a shovel. Maybe she wants to dig with you!
>>2583475>Maybe she wants to dig with you!But what's Palmer
>>2583434This doesn’t include the fact Ramonu wit is the next banner after Windy!
>check my current future schedule>no uma rolls for a yearWow, that sucks.
>>2583480This is Jordan all over again except she doesn't get any alts from this point onwardsHell she doesn't get ANY CARDS
>>2583237The anime sort of implies that calvary didn't exist(when you see a bunch of horses disappear, they're not replaced with umas, just knights on foot,) so it's entirely possible that Ireland was never successfully conquered during the Norman invasions because of the lack of calvary on both sides.I don't think it implies horse-fucking either way, since horse is just the third gender in the umamusume universe, and has nothing to do with the past lives of the humans around them. It's entirely possible that umas actually occupy the spot where a human normally would in our world. I mean, surely there's an orphan out there with a farming godmother willing to take him after his lonely mother's death in Japan.
>>2583483>The anime sort of implies that calvary didn't existMaybe, but Rudolf in the fall festival event does say that umas, at least in Japan have an archery tradition, which is also what Samurai were doing starting out, i.e. be mounted archers
>>2583488This is true, and I'm not sure how to really reconcile it with how the anime depicts the umas as being explicitly non-combatants. One could argue that it could be a tradition of archery as a hobby, but that typically implies that it evolved from something else that wasn't a hobby anyways, so you're back to square one.
>>2583483The Uma world is probably just a happier version of our world with not a lot of thought put into it, but if umas were in combat it would not be wild to see them out into a dedicated class like knights, malmuks, samurai ect. Due to their physical abilities. Though taking random game bits seriously gets strange like Berkley implies the British empire existed and maybe Austrian and ottoman, the Saudi race implies a Saudi state rose somehow.
>>2583496Well we are a video game thread and franchise is mostly centered around the video game so I'm gonna take vidya as the canon source if there are any contradictionsThen again, this is all just fun and games
I meant implicit by the ways, not explicit. They don't say umas are entirely out of combat, they just have one scene in the opener to explain umas and the history.I really do wish the developers would commit to making this universe significantly more different. Umas, realistically, change a FUCKING LOT about history, especially when they can come out of nowhere and their uma-related bloodlines can entirely vanish in the same generation. The closest we unfortunately get is that really awkward "no one gambles on the uma musume" rule.
Did they fix the event boost bug? Yup yup procrastinators win again>>2581756GET FUCKED
>>2583452At some point the Moonlight Sho and legend races are just stat checks. I think most of your opponents are just B rank max. It also depends on which distance you are running, she might struggle in +2400m races because of her stamina for example
>>2583511Yeah, it works now
>>2583506It's interesting to think about as military structure does change a lot, there are those theories the western societies are freer and more equal as commoners and peasants also fought more often opposed to the slave armies of malmuks/janissaries
>>2583511How foes it work now? Point AND reward boost at once, or only one of these?
>>2583455Here's Mejiro Ryan.Fucking hate MANT runs, they take 15 god damn career stitches.>>2583512Okay, so if it's a stat check, where's Ryan failing?>>2583479>What's palmerEh? What's your question?
>>2583520It's both.
Americans are asleep, let's raid McDonald's while we wait for the next WC game
>>2583529>where's Ryan failing?Stamina>What's your question?Unfortunately I did a blunder and meant to write "that's Palmer" because Palmer, for some reason, really likes digging holes
>>2583541Palmer likes digging holes? I did not know this!One of Windy's support events is digging a hole to lay a trap, so that's why I suggested it was a shovel.>staminafuck
>>2583483Neo Universe's career confirmed uma's role in warfare.St Lite's route (that few people read) in Twinkle Legends confirmed that WW2 still happened and many umas presumably lost their trainers to the war.
>>2583543Welp, there goes that interesting tidbit. My second point still stands; I like to headcanon that humans from their equivalent of our world are replaced by umas in that world, and that's where their human backgrounds come from.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE'S GOT A GRENADE
>>2583555WHERE DID SHE GET A STIELHANDGRANATE!?My guess on gun wasn't THAT inaccurate.
>>2583555Alright, please teach the uneducated and unknowing, where is this from?
>>2583573NTA but it's Koikatsu Sunshine, apart of the life-sim Koikatsu series I literally did not know about until just now.
>>2583574And how did Windy get there?
>>2583555>>2583574This is what AnnaAnon makes porn with?
>>2583573The program that spawned a billion unfinished WEGs, Koikatsu Sunshine.AnnaAnon uses it to make uma models too, I think.
>>2583440You don't need to MLB Light Hello, but you will be miserable if you don't have 0LB/1LB, especially if the free pulls give you 1 copy of the R card and no copies of the SSR card.Just save 15k carats, and if you get lucky with the free pulls then you can blow them on Steampunk Ticketzo.
>>2583575The anon drug up a mod from the presumably Japanese side of the internet. I really hope he delivers(>>2583428) because I'd like to play with it too.>>2583576 >>2583578That's nuts, I didn't know that's it was being used for that too.
>>2583583I was asking too, I don't know how he manages to make his stuff look so good, must be heavily modded or something right?
>>2583575From what I know, the character creation + modding is pretty powerful
>>2583583I'm polishing up her perky little tits, give me a sec.
>>2583587It’s mainly the mods.
>>2583428Dude. Why aren't you doing these in studio mode and using f11 to take the pics?
>>2583483>I don't think it implies horse-fucking either way,They're an Irish royal family. It comes with the territory considering what peasant Irish get up to.
I dislike playing the game so much lately
Any inherit recommendation for XOguri in Cancer 2?
>>2583611Just chill in the thread until it's dober. Everyone knew it would happen. Kill a McQueen, collect the daily then chill
>>2583627I have 60 paizuris left and the camping titty event as well though
>>2583622>paceBarcarole, then maybe MPB if you expect a gajillion fronts>endPump and MPB
>>2583630It doesn't matter. It's all fomo tricks to keep you playing against your will
>>2583637They are, which is why I'll just reuse my dominator bots, make an XOg and call it a day
Stop talking about whomas and newmas, I'm gonna crash out
>>2583645But... yeppers...
>>2583605The Irish never had a reputation for bestiality. Are you thinking of the Welsh?Welsh uma when?
>>2583645Can't wait for Rulership and Rose Kingdom!
>>2583602Because I was tweaking Windy and making her better as I go along. I'm also on kind of a toaster, so loading screens are a little bit of a bitch.Anyways, sorry for the wait, what's a good place to upload just a 2 MB file and a PNG? Have an extra breezy Windy in return.
>>2583578>>2583574Good! That BGF model an anon told me about will come to use soon!
>>2583665Will you ever make an uma that is actually attractive?
>>2583650Does Wales even have a horse racing industry? I find it funny in early version of character designs Maruzesky was supposed to be British like taiki is American because she was descended from Nijinsky
>>2583674Everybody gets Windy for free except for this guy.
>"Damn this run is off to a pretty terrible start, I bet this is gonna end up being the one fucking time I get Medium S">It actually is the one fucking time I get Medium S>Also the Fast Learner hat in the shopGee, thanks. Can't wait to not cap speed and end up with glue anyways
>>2583676I wouldn't take Windy even if you paid me to
didnt really think about it too much when this image was posted beforebut what the fuck is this hairstyle?this must take so much time
>>2583665Limewire probably
>>2583651That's Big Horse tho
Alright, here you go, Windy and some bonus rare clothing mods for the zumas out there who like to fuck around on Koikatsu, compensation for Windy's not being available.Sorry for the wait again!https://files.catbox.moe/8gpydv.rarI've earned a nap.
>>2583688Small price to pay for perfect Feng Shui approved hair
>>2583635Alright
>>2583715>somebody actually made Helios and Palmer's Halloween outfitsHOLY FUCKING BASED
I will say, Star Blossom does a good job of showing how much Brian cares for her sister. She feels very standoff-ish in game, so seeing something like this is nice.
Give me the easiest uma for Fuji level 5. Also I can still do it in URA right?
>>2583731Bakushin and yes.
>>2583731i did it while doing seiun parent runsand it honestly went pretty wellher ult is just so strong
>>2583733Very cute. I wish I had Brian; I have Biwa but not Brian.
>>2583733This artstyle cute af
>>2583737nta but Brian rerun soon and if you are patient you might want to wait for Blaze version which is pretty much an upgradeAlthough her career has less cute sister stuff than Biwas
>>2583741>Although her career has less cute sister stuff than BiwasBrian was such a proflic horse I'd imagine it's hard to fit their storyline in a single career. I might pull for her blaze version if the carats allowed, but my carats are pretty tied all the way until the end of the year.
This might possibly be the WORST run I've had since MANT dropped, the worst part is that the previous 2 were glued because they were somehow even worse. I genuinely don't want to play again until tomorrow
>narita brian>narita taishin>narita top roadAnd they aren't related one way or another?
>>2583403>Windy spends Christmas Eve biting you all overLord have mercy.
>>2583760Not at all, Brian is Biwa's sister though
>>2583760Nope, it gets even more confusing with SymboliRudolf and Kris? Related even if Kris is from a distant branch, like cousinsRudolf and Sirius? Just childhood friends, no familial connection at allGranted at least those three do stuff together from time to time, Naritas have literally nothing to do with each other other than Taishin hanging out with Brians sister
>>2583754>His worst run still almost capped speed.Have a look at this!
>>2583760Think of it like how there are a lot of Johns and Blacks.
>>2583760They're not related in umaverse, but I want to say that Brian and Taishin had the same owner, which is where the "Narita" comes from. Not sure about Topro tough.
>>2583768I didn't say that was my worst run, I said that was my worst run since MANT dropped. My worst run is still this
>>2583761In public no less, Tazuna is gonna freak!
>>2583748You would think that but it was really underwhelming if you ask me, it really felt like Amazon was the only rival that Brian had and Mayano just materialised out of thin air in senior autumn with no build up or anythingGood thing there is the main story chapter
windyganda? on a friday?
>>2583715Have a nap Windybro
>>2583774That Seiun Sky was a MANT Uma though is my point.
>>2583064S. Maru, Kita, Seiun, and pray
>>2583787That Rudolf is MANT too look at the title
>>2583795Grim
>>2582808i think i need to rethink the way i've been playing MANT because all my runs just look like the earlier screenshot i posted.
Is this true?
>>2583827>Dirt is the secret organization of a select few evilsShe misspelled der/v/
>>2583741>>2583737Small note: Blaze Brian is an upgrade as far as running her as an ace (and she's mostly useful in Longs), but base Brian is apparently going to be used as a parent/gp from here until forever
>>2583772Isn't there a Narita ranch? Brian's owners went bankrupt so I'm not sure that is it
>>2583859Base Brian is still ok for mediums though?
>>2583843El is a fucking dirter broin fact she can run every distance, ludo for symbolizing how they're everywhere...
i love umas so much
>>2583863>Brian's owners went bankruptWait what? Brian winning the triple crown wasn't enough to recoup their operational expenses?
>>2583880same
>>2583863You have it backwards. It was the farm that went bankrupt.
>>2583866From my research (take with a grain of salt) she comparatively gets more competition compared to the Blaze version because there's a crapton of new Umas that can/are specialised in running medium. On the other hand, Blaze Brian is the best of the Long specialists for quite a while.
>>2583886They made promises and money off to a load of people about allowing the to use Brian as a stud, Brian dies early and all these people demand their money back + generally incompetence with money
>>2583898Ah, I'll have choose between blaze and festa then I like restart but the chance to win easier with one of my top 5 is tempting
>>2583897It's still unbelievable to the Brian memorial for replace with something dedicated to oguri
>>2583897>horse dies early no fault of their own>investors immediately claim you tried to fraud themwow
>>2583965Investors are the devil, anon
You know now that I think about it, when are we getting some more uma content? Cingray's manga is done, Pokke's movie came out two years ago, and season 3 came three years ago. The only thing that's going on right now is Star Blossom.>>2583965I don't know how much involvement the farm had or if they were even involved at all, but Brian was a very overworked horse and his early death was mostly on the part of his trainer.
>>2583978S3 was just that bad so I doubt we'll get a S4. If we're lucky we might get something about Ace kicking Rudolf's ass in the Japan Cup.
>>2583978Cingray season 3 SOON
>>2583990>S3 was just that bad so I doubt we'll get a S4.I'm honestly fine with Pretty Derby being retired as an anime; I'd rather see something historical umafied than the nebulous time dimension, where everyone from every generation races at the same time, that is Pretty Derby.
What happens with torenas that train multiple Umas? Will the URA really let a strong fertile Uma go childless and unmarried?
>>2584001Yeah, ideally we'll get stories tailored for a particular era or Uma like cingrey and the pokke movie. This allow more creative freedom as well
>>2584003Forced polygamy I'm afraid.
wuv me wuv (you)Wuvs Only (You)
Well since the iron is hot /v/ma, which racers or era would you like to see a movie, a manga or OVAs about? I know it's kind of standard pick, but for me I want to see the story of these three.
>>2584015You just like the puppet
Guess the sparks
>>2584015Full film about Nakayama Festa>>25840192 power, 2 PC
>>25840191 stam2 pace3 whites
>>2584015I'm always biased towards Rudy, but a Haru adaption which tries to deal with the darker parts of her story could be interesting. That and Nakayama fiesta with her trips abroad and that story with their owner
>>2584018The puppet is very cute I'll admit, but it all honestly stems from the 1984 Japan Cup. The fact that Ace was going up against two triple crown winners, including the crown winner of that year, Rudolf was undefeated, Japan had never won the Japan Cup before, Ace was not a favorite to win at all and ooniges were basically unheard of until him. Every odd was stacked against Ace and he still came out on top.
>>2582930I dunno, spe and suzuka are paired because take wished they could have raced together and teio and mcfatty are paired because the media made a big deal about their one and only race
>>25840191* Speed1* Late2* Ult
>>2584015>racersin this house they're called umamusume. end of story.
>>2584015>ace as a protag s4>Hishi Miracle s5>Kino Aston Machan 24 eps season made by KyoAni>Still In Love 24 eps by Shaft
>>2584021>>2584028Wrong>>2584020Correct!
>>2584040>guessed rightHoly hell
>>2584006Disfunctional poly relationships are not the best environment to raise the next generation of umas...
>>2584015Kawakami Princess
>>2584019How do you even get those stats in parent runs? I can't even get those for Ace runs
>>2584045It is good for rivalries though!
I thought mean-faced Dober was funny but this is amusing too
>>2584052I just can't look at her the same way since the dog alt...
>>2584055That's because you are mentally ill and addicted to bestiality, you should seek help, or kill yourself whatever you prefer
You porn addicts need help I swear to God.
>>2584059How is it possible for someone to be more addicted to ROMCOM than Ryan, with all those sleep deprived events...
>>2584061When you make your own you are already gone bro
>>2584055YJK
>>2584065You are mentally ill too
>>2584059I mean, Dober is canonically degenerate. NTR is basically one of her fetish
>>2583675what's really funny is that maru was conceived in america by an american dam, and nijinsky was canadian and had been sent to stud in america (all of his kids are american)
>>2584048That's shop RNG for you
>>2584080>>2584019No but really could you show your setup?
if unironic bestialityposting is going to become a regular thing you guys can go fuck yourselves
>>2583760It make sense if you look at the pedigrees and the owner's/farm's history. Most horses sharing crown names weren't related but sometimes there's an interesting story behind the name>>2583767All the Symboli are somewhat related. https://umamusume.jp/character/speedsymboliIt was pretty vague initially but after Project l'Arc when Speed Symboli got namedropped and then when she got formally introduced in Twinkle Legends the "Symboli family" became an established thing in lore. By the way, it's said that the Symboli and Mejiro were once tied together referencing the fact that the Symboli and Mejiro purchased a horse together (Partholon) who sired Rudolf and Mejiro Asama (Mejiro grandma)
>>2584078Makes you think how much of a shitshow it would be if every Uma was the ethnicity of where there parents were from.
>>2584095It's joke. Why so serious
>>2584103It's not funny and you can tell at least some get off on it
>>2584086I just bring my best cards. MANT gives me enough relevant skill hints.
>>2584118Well I'm missing 2 MLBs from that deck so I guess it makes sense why I can't replicate
>>2584015I'd like a movie about King Halo struggling for years and losing hope but finally managing to get her one and only G1 win.
nyopera o grinding is fucking killing me
Rooms?
>>2584095Where's the bestiality? Are you really mindbroken that you see a dog and you instantly think it's bestiality?
>>2584145Lmao, try again
yjkposting will die down eventually, if doberfags really loved her they would step up to save her pr
Both beastiality and policing are equally as annoying. A post that could have normally been ignored, is getting even more attention because you, or a singular fag, cannot contain his puritan autism and had the need to ALWAYS reply and tell them to fuck off.
>>2584154That has never worked well for any Uma so far.
If you keep talking about it you're part of the problem
>>2584175Tbf the bestialityfags feed each other and they think they are in good company when most people dislike it
>>2584175Honestly this. It's not like they'll stop if he provoke them. It's as if he's like he's doing it to shit the thread even further.I just hope it's not the usual fag responsible for most of the unnecessary dramas here.
>>2584098>the Symboli and Mejiro purchased a horse together (Partholon) who sired Rudolf and Mejiro Asama (Mejiro grandma)This is the kind of stuff you see in a TV drama.
>>2584184Is she the most generic little musume?
>>2584186Maybe but I will spark her if I have to nothenless
>>2584095I'll take it over footballnigger spam.
Israel hours
>>2584199/sp/ is /v/ma culture (in doses)
>>2584181>it is, posting style is always the same lmao
>>2584095This is a /v/ thread, and 60% of the anons here are zoomers. Cuckolding and bestiality "jokes" are basically part of their culture.
>>2584222NTA but yeah I can feel that. For me it's the post without any reply and always blaming others, "talk about the game" post, etc, when called out.
Enough about bestiality shit. Let's talk about about how bwos are just blatantly cheating with bots now to create strong umas consistently. This is why we should gatekeep harder, we have tolerated them enough I say.
>>2584244To be fair we had some or an anon here said he resorted to botting to not burn out. He's at least decent enough to not share how to do it when someone asked how to.
That's even worse. Name 3 Umas that aren't Jackie Chan go!
>>2584249That bot is not just to run careers anon that's a different one, that bot removes the rng from the game
>>2584256They're both cheating. It's the same.
>>2584259yes they are both cheating, I'm just saying they are different bots
>>2584251UhhhhhhMatikanefukukitaruSmart FalconJackie Cha— SHIT
>>2583402>Golshi and Orfe have the same number of G1s but Golshi is permanently relegated to comic relieve
>>2584244After spending more than a week grinding mile parents with all five borrows every day like a chinese sweatshop worker, I kind of understand why people bot. But it goes against my principles, so I refuse to do it.
>>2584272I've considered it countless of times but I still love my account. This applies to using Hachimi as well. For now I'll stay vanilla as long as I still enjoy the game.
>>2584244This is such nigger behavior. What's even the point of playing at that point? Just uninstall.
>>2584271you forgot the part where rudolf, opera, kitanegra and donna are considered monsters, but uokka is a fucking autistic clown
>>2584290Wodka at least gets a bit more respect as time goes on, an alt will save her
>>2584297>Wodka at least gets a bit more respect
>>2584299GYURURUN GYURURUNNNN
>>2584272I grinded mile/medium parents for a 2 weeks and i still wouldn't do it, every victory would feel hollow, it's genuinely cheating and it takes away all merit
>>2583358I like using climax sparks and one full stam parent
>>258335845+ Stamina and 45+ Power parents
>>2583281Angling is just so you win races in career mode cuz you need a win streak to get runaway
Thanks for the advice Tazuna!
>>2584309Doto/v/roken......
>>2584299VROOOOOOOOM!!
>>2584309Did B+ doto fucking shoot golshi or what
>>2584284My point is, NEVER trust a bwo. If you see them, ALWAYS assume they botted their UGs
doto was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>2584318A bit too much, but Irrelevant because i will beat them (and everyone here) regardless
>>2584318You come off as a shitstirrer more than anything desu
Idk the second I lose to some obvious botted Uma in CM I'm uninstalling this piece of shit game
>>2584244>>2584318You just had to be in their thread to know about this then report back here huh
>>2584327How would you even know it's a botted uma, seriously think about it. How would you even know?
Things here get quite comfy so I forget sometimes that we've all come from /v/ and /v/ is always angry about something about any given time.
>>2584336>How would you even know?you check their club
>>2584315That's just the backliner tax. You can throw plat winnners into the race they were built for and they will on occasion job to b and c umas.
>>2584337I like arguing and being reminded of my roots sometimes
>>2584337Maybe I'm just mentally ill from 20 years of using 4chan, but sometimes I enjoy getting pissed off at something retarded or arguing about non-important bullshit nigger, it revitalizes me.
>>2584337Fuck you faggot
>>2584333>>2584326I just wanted the animal talk to stop, and it did :)
>>2584348Medium S status?
This is why the password to the /v/an is still: the usual
>>2584340>spoiler Yeah fucking Oy Neigh a bunch of cheaters winning and beating our usual bwo here This is how you sound like fag.
>>2584355That’s junior year
>>2584348You shouldn't have posted this
>>2584353>this posting styleI was dubious but this is honestly on me for failing to notice
>>2584353Checks out >>2584181 >>2584222
>>2584347>there are people who have used this website longer than ive been alive Oldfags are such a sad existence lol
>>2584367You will be here forever and you will waste your life here too. Don't get too uppity because before you know it you will be like me
>>2584367You dont drop your hobbies just because you age. You'll be 40 before you know it. It's like you blink and suddenly find an old man in the mirror.
>>2584362>>2584364>>2584222Not all the same, I made the posts calling out the animal stuff not the /vg/ shit, you gotta change this mindset
Here's your 2030 umamusume lineup
>>2584367You know what they say. YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
>>2584374This artist really likes short hair
>>2584374Who are any of these?
>Literally no +40% megaphones by classic summerYou know, I don't usually give up on runs, especially since this one got medium S, but I feel like I don't have a choice
>>2584378And he's based, short hair makes girls glow more beautifully
>>2584380>40%I don't like these, get the +60% ones
>>2584379The G1 winners this year and past year
>>2584377>You know what they sayIf he's a zoomer he might actually not know.
>>2584383
>>2584383>short hair makes girls glow more beautifullyBASED
>>258438060% status?
>>2584374Meisho Tabaru is pretty cute, I have to admit.
>>2584385None either, all shop was offering me was +20% onesI will take this as a sign from Shiraoki that this deck for Palmer was dogshit and I should try again
>>2584379Top to bottom left to right>Shin Emperor>Regaleira>Museum Mile>Sugar Kun>Croix du Nord>Meisho Tabaru>Danon Decile>Byzantine Dream
>>2584395Post palma deck desu
>>2584386>>2584397I think it's a problem if I can't tell who any of them are by their design
>>2584387i don't know who that girl is
>shin emperor
>>2584401you're either blind or clueless and that's nobody's problem other than your own.
>>2584405I'm a zoomer too and I know basic Internet culture, get out you are bringing shame to me
>>2584405I AM GOING TO SLAP YOU
>I suddenly have 60 clocks in my inventorywhere the fuck did these all come from
>>2584398Kita, Wit Taishin, stamina Creek, Power Flower, Speed Windy and a power falcon borrow for groundwork because I don't wnat to parent gambleIn hindsight taking Creek was stupid but still
>>2584405Anon...
>>258441240 from the drop yesterday+ event rewards
>>2584392Only 20%
>>2584408Kinda rude, ok :I
>>2584405This is Konata from the hit anime "Lucky Star". Quick! Tell us which side of the cornet you eat first or we will kill you! (This is the most important question you will ever answer in your life)
>>2584401>implying you're able to tellTell me who this is without looking it up.
>>2584271"Same number of G1s" doesn't really paint the whole picture. Gold Ship had like 10 races where he didn't even place and while he's a Double Crown he didn't win the Derby. Orfevre sadly had too much of his career taken by the France's expeditions, where he was somewhat sucessful (unlike Gold Ship) but it limited his achievements in Japan
>>2584421Gonna risk it and say Mejiro Palmer
>>2584421mejiro buraito
Who one the Niiger stakes races yesterday? I went to sleep.
>>2584421I can tell this is a mejiro at least
>>2584421Some of us can read katakana you know
>>2584421I can read moonrunes...
>>2584374more like Takarazuka Kinen lineupCAM ON SUGAR KUN
>>2584421>implying anyone would need to look it up when you've left the horse's name uncensored and clearly visiblethat's メジロブライト, of course!
>>2584433Grass...
>>2584425Curren is the short niggaCondor is the mile niggaOguri is the medium nigga
>>2584433>>2584436>>2584434Fuck off Grass stop samefagging
>>2584421Mejiro colors>not dober cuz dober had a green bit>not mcqueen cuz he was white>not ryan due to the hairstyle>not ramonu due of color>not palmer due to hoof color>not ardan due to color/howa/, bright. Final answer
>>2583402Brian and Digitan my beloveds
>>2584442What an anime horse game does to a mf
>>2584405Have we really reached this point? Am I actually that fucking old?
>>2584422Yeah pound for pound Orfe is the stronger of the two but i would still like it if Golshi got more focus in the anime ;_;
take three days to learn the kana syllabaries. it's something you'll probably use for the rest of your life.
>>2584447No, I'm a zoomer and I know her, he is just an uncultured retard
>>2584447Lucky star was 20 years ago
>>2584451it's also dogshit
>>2584448Golshi was done dirty, yeah, but at the very least her alts are good
>>2584449I'm not gonna play this game all my life bro
>>2584447You're an unc. You're someone else's uncle
>>2584458You don't play other japanese games?
>>2584449I learned all my hiragana and katana years ago, but I gave up halfway through each of their names because I couldn't be bothered.
>>2584464I only leave the voices in Japanese...
>>2584457I think the problem with Golshi is her career is more fit for a villain archetype.Think about it. Goldship never really ran 100% and still managed to win a monster amount of G1s, sounds like the archetypical villain that effortlessly beats the strongest heroes and even treats the whole thing like a joke making him feel more threatening and hateable.By making her kind of a shitter she ironically feels easier to love from the POV of most people, I think.
I do not watch uncslop, I will not watch code geass, I will not watch azumanga daioh l, I will not watch haruhi, my favorite anime is JJK and JJBA part 5. I will not play games older than 2010. I enjoy uma musume.
>>2584473This but with DBZ
>>2584457>but at the very least her alts are goodI still can't decide whether to pull for Summer Golshi. It feels like if i want to run her as a CM ace the base version is still stronger. I'd like to experiment and maybe build something ridiculous like a Front Golshi ace but that would potentially be 30k carats for a meme.
>>2584473DANCHOU KICK THIS MAN
>>2584473This but with evangelion
>>2584471Is this like Dastardly in Whacky Races who would win races if he bothered to take advantage of his leads instead of spending time trying to sabotage others?
>>2584473>JJBA part 5Part 4 is best to....
fuck this useless bitch that'll work
>>2584473Watch TTGL and Samurai Champloo, zoom zoomMake this unc proud
>>2584471That makes a lot of sense. I remember reading somewhere that the people familiar with the irl horse claimed the game version wasn't mean enough.
>>2584486That's not JoJolian
Gold Ship is better than Orfevre because of 2 reasons>Gold Ship has better hair>Orfevre is a stupid nameSimple as
>>2584498Orfevre has a BADASS name
>>2584473Most uncslops sucks anyway. You'll ask for a recs and they'll give you dogshit lists like HxH, Fullmetal alchemist, Highschool dxd, shakugan something, the most boring romance called toradora. Just compare it with Kimetsu and Kimetsu blows everything on a landslide.
>>2584502Orfevre looks and sounds like you fucked up saying/typing something else, therefore it's a bad name.
>>2584489>both older than meWew
>>2584479My reason for pulling her is simply that I find her hot, but Steampunk Ticket is right after and if I am to have a BNW team where all of them are pulling their weight, I need that AltAnd then there is the Light Hello/Tachyon banner...
How true is the narrative that gold ship "didn't try" in races anyway?
>>2584473>I will not watch azumanga daiohTake that back RIGHT NOW
>>2584374I want to spit in all their faces. God I hate newmas even fake newmas.
>>2584479You should pull for her, it's what the heart wants.
>>2584514It's not like we can ask him, but his body isn't nearly as worn out as other racehorses are from years of racing. Either he didn't try his hardest or he has a body of steel.
>end closer XOguri>adjusted win rate>almost 30%
>>2584473Watch dead man's shoes and Mushishi.
>membering when they kept advertising that stupid anime channel and magazine on anime DVDs in the 2000s>membering when some anons had the entire VHS sets of some anime in the 90s>Going to Asian markets and having bootleg dragon ball z including final season Zoomers don't know how much they missed.
>>2584523This shit is fucking brutal
>>2584526They've been lost across multiple house moves, but I used to own VHS sets of DBZ that came in a sleeve. I had the Saiyan, Freeza, and Cell sagas all on VHS.
>>2584527Not to worry you, but all 3 versions of oguri have higher adjusted winrates that even the best front runners.
>>2584519>Golshi in June>LH/Tachyon banner the month after>Festa AND Super Creek rerun the month after that>afterwards i'm not planning on pulling for anything for several monthsIt's looking grim. I wish you could allocate future carats beforehand but alas.
>>2584526Not a zoomie but I just watched everything on youtube parts by parts el capitulo by el capitulo
>>2584473Honestly old anime and manga isn't that good, but I wouldn't discard all old media. For example I was more entertained that I ever thought possible watching old Orson Welles movies.
>>2584536Front runners have higher team win rates tho which is what matters, and runaway + double front is the comp that is winning the most.
>>2584534That's Chad as fuck. No wonder you're one of the anons with wives and children.
>>2584526>spent 1 week downloading a game in 14 200mb parts>dad got mad because it used too much space on our 40gb drivei do not miss it
>>2584543I personally think there's plenty of good anime and manga that's old, but it's not good by virtue of it being old. I think good works can exist at any point in time; old works aren't good because they're old, and good works aren't good works because they're old. Good works are just simply good.
>>2584542>kiss x sis capitulo 1 parte 1/3 sub españolIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Uncs rate my top 5 vidya music taste.>1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYMHWeY9L4>2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqnm2M4xC0>3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9PJNF3sE0>4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU4ZZCSrGxo>5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWSJkdR49PI
Wait bros im new to this frontslop stuff if runaway booster does not want mid race skills, does it want PP + DD?
>>2584556>No wonder you're one of the anons with wives and childrenYeah about that...
>>2584557>Installing Warcraft 3 for the first time
>>2584569Only if you can, they're not absolutely necessary. Groundwork + TTL is a must. Concentration too, since a late start can render them useless.
>>2584574I still have my jewel case of Warcraft 3 with the CD key sticker on it around here somwhere.
>>2584566No fuck off this isn't your blog
>>2584569PP and DD is yeppers, since it helps tou create a lot of distance to widen the lead from the back as much as possible, ideally your build is>TTL>Concentration>GW>Dodging danger>Prudent positioning>Hesitant debuffsThe less stamina and power your fromt has the better
>>2584563A lot of time that why I don't care to call myself an anime/manga fan or care for people who call themselves movie fans, certain movies,manga ect. are good but I certainly don't enjoy or love all of it or like it for being a movie.
>>2584566Great stuff, but>reddit tachyon.
>>2584479>currently sitting at 35k at nearly 50 support pink tickets to double spark tachyonAIEEEEEEEEE, i might be able to spare like 10 or 20 pulls but im probably gonna have to skip -_- good thing i didn't splurge on CB or i would be fucked for GL
>>2584564>kiss x sis capitulo 1 parte 1/3 sub españolMight as well be the exact video I watched lol. At least Dokuro-chan episode on YT are still alive and existing >>2584574>copying the shortcut instead
>>2584594>>2584538Goddammit please I don't want to roll for Goldship
>>2584588Why the hesitant over the stamina?
When people recommend you anime from the 90s and earlier, you can be pretty confident that they're doing it in good faith Same for the 10s and later. When people recommend you anime from the 00s, that's the unc zone. That's dangerous. People will tell you that the biggest pieces of shit you've ever watched in your life are "mandatory viewing" just because they associate it with the internet culture of their childhood.
I think the SummerGolshifags know they don't have to pull her to use her (just borrow nigga please) but keep mentioning just HOW MUCH they have to pull for her even though they are hurting for carats for more important things
>>2584608Stamina debuffs aren't good (yet), hesitant is velocity
>>2584608Stamina debuffs are a meme here, a huge chunk of the track is pure downhill
>>2584588nta but does pp+dd even matter on a runaway booster? the idea of the combo is that if it triggers correctly you have a very good chance of taking the lead early on but due to position keep a runaway will always take the lead
>>2584620>due to position keep a runaway will always take the leadI don't think that's true, a runaway can get brocked or mogged in stats and straight up never begin running away, plus. The combo helps make distance
>>2584619Look at this shit, it's basically porn for front runners
>>2584612After Azumanga and Lucky Star, so much cgdct was super shit trying to catch it again
>>2584620>nta but does pp+dd even matter on a runaway booster?Yes, you want to create as much distance as possible
>>2584626Not to mention, it should be pretty easy to get. You can run smart falcon for GW and PP so you only need DD sparked in
>>2584620have you ever tried making a runaway without groundwork and/or ttl? see how well she takes the lead. front runners are not subjected to position keep. EVER. runaways do not impose position keep on front runners. there is no mechanic that will enforce their lead.
>>2584523>late Dia at 15%cmon Diafags, i want to see some strong umas
How do I build an Angling-cucking Oonigger Suzuka? Oy Neighbros I know you are here. Aoharu stats and hints are shit so it can't be too demanding
>>2584638This.My first suzuka frequently got statmogged by own front runners until I gave her TTL+PP/DD
convince me not to kill all zoomers
>>2584641oy neighers are banned from using runaway blocker Suzuka, Palmer is fine
>>2584647it's so funny that the guy on the left is Ayin but this image spread so much most people don't even know thatman I miss lobcorp threads
>>2584650Fat tits of the Forbidden One(?
>>2584641>Angling-cuckingYou'd do the opposite i assume, instead of giving her no mid race you load her up on mid race. Keep in mind, this could backfire
>>2584647We're not having enough babies
>>2584650>running stamina right foot>no pal cardLMAO glue.
>>2584657good
>>2584640What's making dia strong anyway?
>>2584613The people who want to pull her want to actually run her it's not using her inherit as a debuff bot.
>>2584641>Oy Neigh's Book of Vengeance, page 247, line 38: "He who uses a sacrificial Suzuka shall be publicly defeated in a race and spammed with "Hello..." Suzustickers"
Since people keep nostalgiafagging give proof of your unc level. Post steam badge!
>>2584662>right handed demon>.45 ultIt's THAT easy diachads.
>strong front>pace xoguri with NSM>dominator end tachyonThis should get me A group on day 1, day 2 it's x5 xOguri remakes with throne
>>2584655How are you supposed to load her on midrace when Aoharu gives shit hints and SP compared to MANT?
>>2584641an angling blocker looks like this
>>2584669I read here that her kit was bad and that she had a Pace Ult. As a Late Surger... How do you build her?
>Camping dober ult is a 3 length advantage>if you give her MPB and all her accels she's actually got a bigger length advantage than christmas oguriWhat the fuck.
>>2584668I'm at work and high chance many other boomers are as well.
>>2584669>>2584678Those are some good ass stats, are we sure that's Unity? If those are all the skills seems easy enough
zoomers are miles better than boomers, you need to breed more zoomers and force them to bread as well
>>2584679You slap right handed demon on her and give her skills that are gonna make her hug position 5 (example, fast and furious) so she can rocket off MPB
>>2584678>mid race is ult, PoC, Front Corners, and Cacao (barely does anything as an inherit)That looks weak as fuck honestly.
>>2584704But then I'd have to have sex with a real woman and that's disgusting.
>>2584703I don't know why I quoted the other anon, my bad
>>2584703you know it's unity because you can't get runaway in mant and getting 14.6k in URA is very hard
>>2584708Not this anon but, also give her nimble nav. She has 15% wit growth so I think she can afford a yeppers borrow for NSM if you have strong wit cards. If she can get the .45 version of her unique she basically instawins
>>2584681If camping Dober's unique is that goddamn specific then it better be good
>>2584714just make them cosplay as your waifu
>>2584708>>2584722What's so special about her ult anyways? It just seems like a regular velocity ult but with tough position requirements for lates
Say im a taiki waifu player, if I wanna play taiki this CM. Do I run the alt?
>>2584731There's nothing special about dia's unique. It just works well in this specific CM
>>2584719Yeah it was more of a rhetorical question, I don't think I ever got stats like those back then, seems hard
>>2584728Eyes too small and have something under them that don't look good, chin looks weird, 2/10 would not bang, give me the plush instead.
>>2584736Man I really gotta learn how ult conditions work on tracks, it's been too long without me knowing this
>>2584732I think>Base Taiki Mile only>Camping taikiCan be used everywhere
>>2584667>/v/ma - the thumb>/v/mers - the index>oy neigh - the middle>/v/mapyoi - the ring>der/v/ - the pinky
I'm thinking my team this cm might be front Rudolf, Palmer and kitasan
>>2584732>Unique that can actually do something on this track>A gold skill that isn't mile-specificProbably, yeah
>>2584772Not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>2584776>front rudolf
>>2584736The way that dia's unique works is you got to be between 5 and 2, if you're within 2 lengths of 1st place when it activates, your late race speed goes from 0.35 to 0.45. Its a pace chaser ult but it sorta works for late cuz you wanna be in position 5 anyway.
>>2584783Front archer rudolf isn't the worst
>>2584783We're doing it like Ace's retirement race
>>2584776Base or runaway palmer?
>Neither Kita, Marvy nor Neicha finish their chainsAw man, and this was a highroll too!Anyways what do you think? Any changes I should make for the deck? Is stamina too small? I am actually worried about that hence corner recovery
>>2584816Base, I don't feel confident high rolling unity
>>2583402dirters and sprinters should not even be listed, those are quite literally mickey mouse wins
>>2584822You might want to borrow neicha instead and cope with a nimble instead of NSM. Consider switching Nishino with power Ryan if you don't have any nimble inspirations on parents.
>>2584846>getting both curren and falcofags against you
>>2584852Hmmm might be worth a try, LB3 Ryan is usable, right?
>>2584846this and also mare-only races
>>2584822Your stamina is ok but if you get rushed its teiover. Can you replace your borrow slot with MLB Natie? Wit Yeppers is not a good stat stick. Race more. You average ace should have 37-38 races.
Any rooms?
>>2584872Yes and you might want to add more stam sparks from your parents otherwise you'll have to waste SP on recoveries.
>>2584875But mare only races are so good for Beeshinos.
backrooms rooms itsu
I have never trained a late that has had so many issues in early races other than Princess. The fuck is her problem?
>>2584891That's just how it is with lates, you gambleGet power sparks, dedicated power parent helps a lot
>>2584891Very situational unique like Ryan.
>>2584902I AM using power parents>>2584903Even Ryan doesn't give me issues like this. No wonder Kawakami Trainer's are insane.
>>2584876>Can you replace your borrow slot with MLB Natie? Wit Yeppers is not a good stat stick.I can but I don't have yeppers card at all, really its not that bad>Race more. You average ace should have 37-38 races.I need to raise my friendships, man....>>2584885Well my borrow already had a few stamina sparks, but I guess I could look for a different Dober with a few moreUnless Dobers ult doesn't work this CM, I can't read tracks at all
>watch a bit of CB's story due to the ongoing propaganda>that voice
>>2584891She basically has no ult, it's hard to proc consistently, also MANT just fucking sucks because you have to race with umas that need to reach Senior year to start getting good. Fuku card helps a lot but she's also a whale card.
Any pictures of Dober getting knotted yet? I've been thinking about this all day.
>>2584944Wait till you listen to her singing voicehttps://youtu.be/cWoK3hKAEZQhttps://youtu.be/5Zv90BTnFuISpoilered Ms. Victoria since it'll be the MV you get when winning CM
>>2584938>Unless Dobers ult doesn't work this CMDober is mandatory this CM.
>>2584944CBganda claims yet another unaware anon...
>>2584965At this point you can't even call it CBganda. She's hitting levels of universal likeability as Chrono.
have we agreed on a design for /v/ma chan yet? long haired medium chested mare? there's a lot of votes on both titmonster and loli, maybe a shortstack?any outfit designs?
I will not roll for Cheese Burger, I cannot afford her.
>>2584880Host em, ill join
>>2584938Can you try this deck? I would trade NSM for getting better stats consistently. Ryan can give Nimble Nav.
>Junior year>NOT ENOUGH WIT>Wit is already 300I actually hate Tazuna's useless ass advice so much, I should be able to turn this gaslighting slag off.
>>2584981Great news! You'll get free rolls. You WILL roll for Mr Creative Block.
>>2584981I can't even uma roll for an entire year. That's over THREE SCENARIOS, what the hell.
>>2584959not happening
>>2584980>AgreedI think drawfriends into the project should just submit designs for feedback. Pretty hard to agree on something if there's no point of reference.Or take the names that we liked and people start submitting designs for that name? Idk I haven't done anything since I've been pretty busy during the week, but maybe I'll submit a scribble during the weekend
How difficult would it be to make a plugin that changes every instance of Mr CB with two random words that start with C and B?
I don't care about mr cb but I will roll for her because I want to win l'arc and arima kinen
>got spooked by my queen the omnissiah Holy shit, I don't think I've ever been so lucky. How do I build her?
>>2585020lolvbourbonwins
>>2585018not that hard if you vibecode it
>>2585019L'Arc is neo universe: the track if you wanna metafag
>>2585020That's the neat part, she comes pre-built.
>>2585019winning the arc with anything but your waifuma or a canon arc uma is soulless
>>2584985Yeah I can replicate this, even if I only have LB3 Ryan
>>2585020Another loyal subject abandons THE WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH
>>2584980>have we agreed on a design for /v/ma chan yet?Yes. After much research we have found the ultimate design that combines, cute, beautiful, and sexy. We already have some good drawfag efforts as well, pic related. All that remains is to find a name.
>>2585024I have no knowledge of IT i don't know what vibecoding means.
>>2585020Run the good MANT cards
>>2585038Her name shall be "Sparkly Eye"
>>2585026I don't pull for late surgers
How's this for B? Only Pump and her ult aren't shown.
>>2585038I was trying to think of what personality would suit a /v/ma uma and after hitting on 'hypercompetitive' and 'sore loser' it became an exercise in not making discount Ai-chan
>>2585020From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I claimed the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind claim to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the cooled biomass that you called a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Umassiah.
Speaking of uncslops. I really miss my favorite trope of the heroine meeting the MC a day before, and then the heroine transferring to MC's school. This trope just completely disappeared
>>2585038>that outfit trash, will never draw
>>2585049Host a room and test her
>>2585049Yeah its pretty good, BUT you should really get Dobers ult
>>2585049that could probably take you to A if you have two other similar umas
>>2585049Good, get her 300 more wit and she'll be A finals material. This track has a loooot of downhill
>>2585049good enough
>>2585058MPB is right there
>>2585058>MPABanon...
>>2585051Ai-chan is NOT a sore loser, noy only is she the greatest uma to ever live, the few, rare, MINISCULE instances she loses in anything, I accept with grace!
Whatever OCs drawfags design, I will tell them to give her bigger boobs and act sluttier
>>2585020You will be contacted soon for your augmentation, we just gotta throw a few of those nasty org*nic parts away to install the PP and DD implants
>>2585059>>2585060Guess I'll try again after getting my other two Umas started. Thanks
>>2585058>0.15 carryover instead of 0.2 accelnew gaslight dropped?
>>2585053Speaking of that, I miss that time period in kids media where the MC was friendly and generally nice, but hot headed, full on themselves and competitive.
>>2584891Welcome to my fucking life.Her unique is actually decent when it activates it just is way too inconsistent. I just pick up NSM+Late Surger Straightaways as early as I can and pray but every run is 3 clocks minimum.
>>2585051She should be angry pretty much all the time. But rather than going the usual lone wolf route she's actively nice and helpful to others and directs her anger (mostly successfully) at objects, luck, and the world (and thus not at other people).
>>2585076Hes talking about MPB
>>2585078So Naruto?
>>2585078MCs nowadays just lack that or if they do, they're full edgelords.
>>2585082Don't forget intense, depressive self loathing episodes when she loses that last for a day or so
>>2585082That's what I was thinking, it would be challenging to write a balance between /v/ rage and /v/ma WAGMI helpfulness. Probably a short fuse and hard on herself, but that makes her patient and understanding when helping underclassumas.
>>2585084Tthinking back I was mainly thinking Gen 1 Ash or Tyson from Beyblade, which was much longer ago. It just felt like it was very much in the spirit of a young boy which doesn't seem as common nowadays.
>>2585051>hypercompetitive>poor>bipolar as fuck, borderline split personality>hag>extremely sore loser>monarchist>hated everyone else in the academy>into autistic hobbies (dinosaurs, mecha, old games etc)>lazy>helpful>always somewhat seething>estranged relationship with older sister>closet pervert
I think /v/ma-chan should take a bath, fucking NEET. I'd draw that once a design is settled but I have a list a mile long I need to do.
Why do I sometimes just randomly not get the white version of Radiant Star?
>>2585051>all distances are C>runs every G1 possible in her career
>>2585051desu overlap is ok just as long as you spice it up in your own way. Think about all the uma gyarus but they obviously have their own unique traits..
>>2585120>Ultimate Skill: Seething Rage>When engaged in a challenge on the final corner, increase acceleration. If the race began with a late start, greatly increase acceleration.
>>2585118there are two different end of year events, if you don't get the "junior/classic umamusume of the year" it means that your bond with akikawa or you races won/fans was low, you also miss out on a unique lvl upi almost never miss it so you're probably not racing enoughhttps://litter.catbox.moe/918hnp0yr58h57dk.png
>>2585109>>hagnay, there's more zooms than uncs here, she should be a loli interested in retro stuff
>>2585070wrong, flat is justice
>>2585134I was at 20 wins and her bond is just short of being max?
>>2585109HAG TITS!
Why don't you fuckers create a pair of Umas?One based off being a hag and the other is a zuma, and they're attached at the hip like some other uma pairs are or are roommates. Gives you more leeway for Uma designs.
>>2585162>the hag is a loli, the zuma is Bono tier
>>2585162>zuma larping as a hag>hag larping as a zuma
>>2585132Seething Rage is a good name, but I would make it a green skill with "Increase all stats by 10% when mood is Awful."Don't ask me how to make it work in CM finals, I just think it's appropriate.
>>2585140>mystery age, looks young but acts older than they look so you can never really tell>baggy top, so you can't tell if she's flat or hiding huge tits
>>2585170LEL
>>2585171>>2585132My idea was a skill that slightly increases acceleration if you're in 8th or 9th around the laterace, but greatly increases it if you got a late start or got rushed.
She should be a flat hag who pads her racing silks.
>>2585179>endkek appropriation
>>2585162Good idea. The hag should be the hyper competitive one while the zuma is the flatliner.
>>2585171>>2585179I like both of these. Either way, the core concept of depending on doing poorly is solid.
>>2585168>hag is apathetic and cynical and prone to rage>Zuma is bright eyes and bushy tailed and loves trend chasing,but has self esteem issues in face of adversity and makes impulsive decisions >Hag loves her rage but does her best to help the zuma's depressive episodes or bad decision making
>new event starting right as I am about to have no time to do more than kill mcQueen for four days
>>2585192With how often I see my paces in 8th or 9th by laterace nowadays, I could use it on them too. God that's depressing.
>one is a late/end, ult is she has to be in top 3 position and rushed>another is front/pace, ult is she has to be in bottom 3 and late started
>>2585205Why not do the event in URA? Don't you get tired of leeching off your club?
Hag and Zuma pair ONLY if the hag is flatter than suzuka and pads her chest and Zuma is a titty monsterSmartFalconPointing.png
>>2585228what difference would that make?If all I have time for is a McQueen nuke, the score will be shit anyway
fooking zuma buys the switch 2 when it launched
>>2585238Why yes, I did
>zumawhat epic meme have I missed now?
>>2585238I'm not one and I bought one on launch. And before you ask, no I have nothing better to do with my life.
>>2585246Where you been Unc? Zuma been a thing since /v/. Wei!
>>2585240MatikaneFakkyou
>>2585246Zuma is just zoomer + uma, so Zuma. It's because half the people that browse this thread are fucking babies.
>>2585253I haven't seen the word 'zuma' since I migrated here
>>2585238the only thing im mildly interested in is the switch 2 versions of xenoblade chronicles and maybe fire emblem but that looks like 3h slop anyways
zuma's revenge now that was a game
>>2585259https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/search/text/Zuma/It's been a thing since ye olden /vee/ - the vidya days.
All I want is a NY Opera with medium and groundwork sparks, but that is apparently too much to ask of this stupid sack of shit spark system.
>>2585275Spark rerolls with GL bro....hold the line
>>2585276But that's after this CM
Shall bakeGive me an uma for OP
>>2585284uhhhhhhh Spe
>>2585284THE FACEhttps://files.catbox.moe/s4bzb3.jpg
>porn dump thread with uma in the OP made during SEA hours is left up while any regular thread would have gotten deleted ten times over alreadyI know i'm beating a dead horse (heh) but it still annoys me.
>>2585284Spe butt with off model cow tits
>>2585290Not a thought in that head.
Is in body and mind any good?
>>2585289>>2585290Sounds good, also. Any objections to slightly change the OP btw?>change umalator link to https://umalator.appThe kacchi one is outdated I'm pretty sure, it doesn't even include the newer characters like inari one and sweep tosho
>>2585296Are there any knotted Dobers?
>>2585310>>>/d/
>>2585309I'm not an OP autist, do whatever you want.
>>2584980A lot of people wanted to make her tall, but since the only option was tall flat and most people also want her to have huge titties they didn't vote for that, it's not representative>>2585162I honestly think 1 single design to unify everything is cooler, like the board-tans, fitting too much is hard but we are trying to split her into 50 different specific OCs now when we still need a single unifying (umafying if you will) design
>>2585305It's inconsistent right now because it can activate at any point
>>2585305no
>>2585309They make a dozen of these race emulators and not a single one of them can emulate more than two umas. I hate it
>>2585305It's meh it's amazing if it activates asap but it can often activate when it's meaningless. Basically not gamebreaking and many other skills can be more useful.
>>2585305Homestretch haste is good if it triggers early on but the proc conditions make it inconsistent, I'd pick it up if you have nothing better
>>2585309Good catch, go ahead.
I got the wrong one...https://files.catbox.moe/ceh5b7.jpg
>>2585320>>2585321>>2585323>>2585324aw man.....
>>2585309>The kacchi one is outdated I'm pretty sure, it doesn't even include the newer characters like inari one and sweep toshoI didn't even notice.>can't turn off the cowNevermind this new link is shit.
>>2585333you custom adblock rule?
>>2585296I really fucking hate how coomer subhumans have started appearing and popping into the vacuum we left on /v/ I still want to return and I don't want those niggers setting up shop were we stood tall
>>2585340Turns out you can glue the cow by double-clicking it. Funny that adblock can do it as well though.
>>2585284Don't forget to put uma musume in the bottom
>>2585346>I know i'm beating a dead horsei'd say it's a pretty valid thing to get annoyed at even though its been so long
Here you go brochachos>>2585352>>2585352>>2585352
>>2585354>no effort putting anything at the bottom You had one job
>>2585333>>can't turn off the cowWhat the fuck they actually removed that function. You used to be able to
>>2585360Nta but I'll be honest it doesn't matters
>>2585364>>2585349
>>2585360Shut up faggot
>>2585360Yeah, his job was to make the next thread and he succeeded, nobody gives a fuck about the thread question or whatever that will be ignored by 1300+ posts
>>2585370Oh damn thanks. It used to be inside the settings
>>2585368>>2585372>>2585376Stop disregarding our culture
>>2585385just kill yourself already
Dont fall for level 1 bait and enjoy the new thread
>>2585385"Our culture" was making a stealth thread with a question like "What horses would play vidya" with a hidden uma in the OP.This autistic general bullshit you are trying to force is not >our culture.
>>2585390>>2585399This is why we should have gatekept. The OPs were proper before but now they're just low effort rushed OPs and you're all fine with it.
>>2584980https://litter.catbox.moe/hveosownrd3kk40m.pngI am currently working on a handful of designs based on the poll I made a day ago. Just be patient until then
>>2585821CUTE
>>2584491It was his trainer, or owner, I can't remember which, who said that Goldshi in game wasn't enough enough of a jackass. Goldshi wasn't mean like a lot of horses who needed to be muzzled because they tried to kill people, though he was a kicker, but instead was just very stubborn, didn't enjoy training, and was a general brat.
>>2586044trainer, golshi didn't like him very much
