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Finn "karrigan" Andersen has won approximately 38 to 40 premier and major championship events across a decorated 19-year Counter-Strike career (spanning CS 1.6, CS:GO, and CS2).
kek there's literal mexicans on hereexplains much
Karrigan has 40 majors? What a goat!
prize pool and all time earnings is all that mattersthey're a direct metric of how much chronic and sustained rape a player has put out and how much total seethe he has producedmuh majors is just the raped trying to cope with cherrypicking
more concerning than a single mexican are the many unite statiansthe shitter breaking containment is also unite statian, no surprise this place is getting worse
>>2586152Falcons vs PV in 1-2 would be so funny
>>2586214
>>2586214wow look at all those players that lost today because they are losers
>>2586218>unitedstatesianwhat part of the third world are you from? They're called Americans
>>2586214Yes we know Vitality haters are all raped bitches.
apEX has much to learn
Today he is FAILUREwoo.
>tranimebrown hours
>>2586250loserwoo
lol
>>25862479z put all their energy into antistratting vitality for the good of us allthey didn't bother with f0ze for even a second
>>2586253ironic
did volvo disable the last bits of anticheat they had because the last 2 weeks have been absolute fucking misery
zypoo fans were getting real uppity after that dust2 huh
when does faze play?
>>2586260Had a 93 aim guy who peaked in faceit lv3 & gold nova 1 the other day
>>2586247>petite pute
9z being one of the best teams this major was unexpected to me
>>2586268straight to playoffs so next weekend
>>2586291>can't make TND edits because they're brown>brazilian flagkek
remember when zypoo fans insisted 9z were tier 2 after donk farmed them
>>2586268After the "grand final"They're the secret final boss of cologne>9z vs Monte grand final>maps are 2-2 and its 23-23 in 4OT with neither team able to pull a lead>out of strats, 9z decide to rush B until they win>AZUWU buys an autosniper and stops the rush twice in a row, winning the major with an ace>Monte stand up to celebrate, but no confetti falls>instead, the lights go dark except the center stage>floor opens up and Faze rise up out of the ground in the spotlight>Monte are forced into a BO7 against Faze, with legendary players like twistzz, frozen, broky, and netenyahu>crowd stands up and claps because I can't be assed to finish writing this shit
>>2586305KEK
JDC would've raped 9z
>>2586335why did blamef bait his team into losing, we were robbed of big kino...
what a fucking crazy daytwo massive upsets and spirit vs aurora wasn't an upset but holy shit that dust2 lmao
max best igl this major btw
>>2586214Where are the russians on this list?
>>2586388in your head rent free
>>2586403i don't see them
beating vitality 2-1 is like winning the major to sudacas
>>2586388danes are the russians of western europe
>35-year-old boomer>1600 hour total over ~10 years>can only spare maybe 8 hours per week to play cs>have to face coked up zoomers with 8k+ hours and 10hours more per dayFUCK
>>2586388ropz is right there
>>2586409Look inwards dumb nigga
>>2586268BetBoom Datcha Belgrade '26 we will be there
>>2586257He'll play them in 2-1 bracket.
why do people have such strong feelings about faze?they're just the european team liquid
>>2586430we don't sign our posts here
>>2586423fix your aim placement and use utilzoomers and lolirant tourists hate util
ropz been doing fuck all this even he better wake up zywoo is not used to playing with just one carry
honestly falcons might go out in groupsthe team has to be realizing karrigan is fraud. and karrigan himself must be suspecting that they are suspecting it. just imagine the team atmosphere right now.
????????JAME>APEX????????
>>2586452also press shift
Hopefully all the niggas listen.
>>2586456robin only wants to try in playoffs
>>2586462The losses today wasn't completely his fault tho. Nothing he can possibly do to stop kyosuky from going 2-15 on nuke or mayonesy from hard pushing box on ancient like a complete retard.
>>2586483how can "they" be so pathetic?
>vitaly gets raped by no name thirdies>spirit crushes to 2-0 bracket>how can i use this to seethe about karrigankek
>>2586487okay true, kyousuke was bad on nuke and if he wasn't they would have won that mapbut they also would've won with an igl that fragged slightly better.
-karrigan +siuhyinsta 5 majors
>furia in 2:0 despite not playing a single good teambuchholz is the most retarded shit
why are poles so dogshit at counterstrike?
>>2586529because they already have comfy rent free lives in your head
>>2586536comfort truly is the killer of potential
>>2586529The Polish era is in the past lil bro
>>2586595What era?
>>2586603nta butyou can't be serious?
>why are poles so do-ACK!
>>2586611All estonian
100 Thieves passed Optic in the poweranking, wow. My team KOI fell off.
train will return
>>2586611not polish
>40 year old pooland man : did you know 12 years ago my country won something? well actually the organization was russian
>>2586633please don't ever greentext again
we should just go niko igl and buy magnojez. that's the final piece of the puzzle. karrigan coach time.
>>2586456He wants to go home... Comfy red and black home...
Apex is playing a year more max but who will they sign after
>>2586715
hey this major is pretty good already
>>2586715jame>b-but the r-roles, the l-language!cope, zywoo will go full rifle, awp is underpowered anyways
man i can actually imagine them losing this. monte actually got 1 map vs bb.
>>2586760monesy 322
The Hannibal Directive (Hebrew: נוהל חניבעל, romanized: Nóhal Khanibaál), also translated as Hannibal Procedure or Hannibal Protocol, is the name of a controversial procedure used by the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) to prevent the capture of Israeli soldiers by enemy forces. Author Eyal Weizman has described a 2014 Israeli policy stating that "the kidnapping must be stopped by all means, even at the price of striking and harming our own forces.
betboom with monesy would be top 1
>>2586836>implying Samson Option if vitality, mouz or g2 don't win the major
Him and monesy should be tranvestigated.
What is your favourite clutch in cs2? I am bored and want to watch something hype. I dont want to see csgo its too ugly now and looks low skill.
>>2586967>I dont want to see csgo its too ugly now and looks low skill.it's not pretty, but if you think it's low skill you wouldn't appreciate any of my favorite cs2 moments
>>2586986I think its how the spectator perspective looks, it looks like a demo and not accurate. Its hard to watch now
>>2586967Karrigan's 0.02 seconds defuse clutch vs red canids at budapestJcobb's 1v2 clutch vs aurora at budapestFrozen's 1v3 defuse vs navi at budapestBroky's 1v3 AWP clutch vs navi at budapestTwistzz deagle clutch vs navi at budapest
first 4 seetheposts are from paconerKWAAAAAAAB never seen anyone more buckbroken than her
>>2583904>>2583921Just know I love you and your 67posting lilbro
>>2587064I know all these ones sadly. That Faze Navi game was so fucking kino, I remember posting in the threads
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395251/third-prime-vs-xiaoma-esea-advanced-season-57-north-americawe are here btw
>BB and B8 are the only teams from stage 1 still in contentioninterdasting
My favorite one is>carriedagain
>>2584802KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOH NO NO NO NO NO NO HIPP0FAGGOTBROS NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEKI should thank this fat ugly loser for making the failcl0wns hatewatch experience 10000x better
>failcl0wns lose because of may0nesy overpeekAGAIN?!?!?!??!
>>2584963>>2584966>>2584973>>2584983
>>2585827Everyone loves KingWoo, fatty.
kwab paconer using a US VPN to post in that /int/ threadand he's the one who shared the thread in the first placepeak faggotry
>igl for team with frozen and twistzz>have such a garbage season you need to attend t2 events to get major invite>fail at even that and get lmao 12th at draculan and don't even get stage 3 major invite>"this is guy we need. he got le goated mid round calling"WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY EXPECTING????
>>2586487every single loss is his fault1. He's the igl - in game leader. A leader takes responsibility for his team.2. He's fragging worse than a faceit lvl 10 guy, every match is a 4v5 from the get go
>>2586618#FaZeUP#WhatHappensInVegasStaysInVegas
>>2587191>WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY EXPECTING????WHO CARES FAZE GOT RID OF THE TUMOR AND THIS HIPPO WILL SINK THE FALCONS SHIPKEEEEEEEEEEEK THANK GOD
>>2587191>>2587216Also even if IGL'ing can't be quantified (though it can be, picrel) at least fragging can be quantified. Faggotcl0wns management looked at him going 3-17 every match and were like yup, this is the guy we need.
>Please come back I'm so sorry I doubted you I'll suck your dick and let you fuck monesy's bussy
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTWvccoNrPo
who were your favorites that got raped?
>>2587518falcons in their last 8 tournaments
>>2587137>>2587129>>2587189>>2587230>>2587236exceptionally deep rape trauma
>another T1 russian team
>>2587236IGL is such a bullshit term. You dont need a dedicated caller. You are better off having 5 fraggers that have good communication and trust in calls
>>2587574my man, do you really think the game is ONLY about fragging? this is not cod
>>2587586Its not just about fragging, but having 5 players on the team that have trust in each others reads is better than having one central caller. Anyone on the team should be able to call imo, considering you should always be thinking about what is going on in he map and on the server regardless if you are calling or not.
What did Kassad mean by this
>>2587518b0tniggan>>2587533I'm not a failcuck doebeit>>2587574trvkeHere's an excerpt from the future goat igl:>It's not like the IGL should just die for the team, and I won't say names, but I don't really like that in big teams, the IGLs sacrifice a lot by dying. Of course, I sacrifice in other terms, like maybe utility or taking space or something like this, but it's not that every time I should just die for the team. For me, at least, I don't see it as enjoyable to go die and just spectate.>>2587586So true, that's why failcucks are winning so bigly with le goat igloh wait
Max is like the ultimate example of a monkey paw in CS. Your wish to be a pro comes true but youre forced to be hunched over like you grew up in an underground cave
>>2587760I'd rather be a 9-5 wage slave for the rest of my life than have to grind this god forsaken game 10 hours a day
Damn tech girl was kinda cooking not gonna lie
>professional self proclaimed expert analysts>ALWAYS get it wrong
>>2587845Literal clueless retards.
Bro the crowd was so fucking loud when FURIA was playing https://youtu.be/Q8DhY-a9nXs?t=114 wtf
Why does he act so raped whenever he loses? They still have like a 90% win rate
>>2587904>we lost>Zywoo will eat me after this match
the fat old raped traumatized victim posts another wall of seethe
>>2587904>They still have like a 90% win rateSo do Falcons and they cant win fucking anything.
>>2587904If he didn't act like that they probably wouldn't have 90% win rate.
>>2587920???what do falcoons have to do with what i said about raped dan?
Let it out bro, tell us about your favourite teams and players who got raped by the fat dane
>>2587928What does Apex have to do with Falcons never winning a single trophy?
>spirit wins>vitality gets raped by no names>b-but how can i use this to seethe about falcons and karriganseverely raped
>>2587960>schizo(You) with pathological hatred of vitality starts sperging>simply mention falcons to instantly trigger you>you spend the next 24 hours schizosamefagging until your mommy hides your meds in your tendies
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394975/falcons-vs-betboom-iem-cologne-major-2026
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026
>>2587904>>2587960>>2588039Oh yeah? When does faze play? Huh buddy?
>>2588077Stage 4
sure would be a shame if this thread went 404
cmon hombre, trauma dumpwho were your favorite teams and players that got raped by the fat daneit's ok to be old, we won't laugh at you
At first I was like
And then I was like
posted without commentI take that backKWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED
^ what mental illness is this?
>>2588197kekypoo!
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB RAPED RAPED RAPED RAPED
oof paconer having a seething meltie keeeeek
ikr?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
holy brown meltie kek
is it having a meltdown because america won soccer?who knows with the mentally ill rape victims here
>go to bed>wake up and see I've slept through mutt hoursfeels good to be europoor
lel one mention of faggotclowns and paconer goes into instant meltie keeeeeeek
>>2588214yes but nobody cared because everyone was watching spirit kekit was like 400k viewers vs 50k
the raped still seething years later kekstill ashamed to name his favorites raped for years by a fat ugly dane
(((you)))keeeeeeekraped hippo
>>2588296There were also 50k+ on some Spanish language stream on Kick. Never seen so many
https://youtu.be/Q8DhY-a9nXs?t=959
>>2588346same look as when they lost vs bb lol
ashamed to name his teams kekdeeply raped
>>2588339Good, honestly. How come we only have BRs here? Where's the rest of the continent?
>>2588365in case you didn't notice but 90% of the worlds population are shit coloured 90 iq vermin
>>2588365>Where's the rest of the continent?they have the decency to stay out of the white people webalso I don't think cs is as popular. Brazil had some good runs in the past, and you probably need that in SA for people to give a fuck
>>2588365they went all in on soccer
>>2588365here? as in this thread?
Mouz vs G2 finals lets go
>>2588384As in in our videogame of Counter Strike (2)Brazil had an era and still continue to be a strong scene with countless great players and solid contender team and the rest of latin america... literally non-existent?
>>2588346pic rel goes hard
>>2588405that's just how it is, cs popularity varies a lot by country. also some "luck" in who happens to get big talents.
time to rewatch 11-4 -> 11-13 :)
Honestly i wouldnt say he has high drive to win, if he did he wouldnt give up on CS all the time lolHe would also recognize what he does is not going to lead to victory. He is just spoiled manchild who expects everything to be how he wants.
>>2588450>He is just spoiled manchild who expects everything to be how he wants.To add to this i and im sure many others have met plenty of people like him in all kinds of ranks, they expect you to do what they think is right and if you don't they kvetch nonstop. Again this is not a drive to win, this is a frog in a well.
>4am and still seethingkek
still haven't taken my cage off, waiting for the falcons game later
>>2588482Is that good? what if they lose?
cuck cages are cancerdicks must be free and floppy
NaVi or FUT lads?
>>2588513navi
>>2588513i want futa to deliver, but navi is more likely to win
>>2587643>I'm supporting Jew2>t. kassad
>>2587643
are we fucked karriganbros? we intentionally threw that game to dodge zywoo...
>>2588450TLDR: please s0mple invite me to BCG once Niko kicks me
>>2588543
>>2587643I love this fat serb like you wouldn't believe.G2 2-1 today btw
why do i get random restreams of ESL streams over official channel? This only happens with ESL, even on my sub list they show up very low in the list. PGL and others (if there are any) show up on front page
>>2587845she can cook her thighs on my face if you know what i mean
>>2588670that's the mongolian channelthey always have tons of viewers when mongolz plays
>>2588678ah makes sense then, thanks
>>2588687Where's your faith in Azuwu?
aleksib masterclass inc
number of the beast
GET READY FOR 67 67
>>2588700Save us, Holywoo
>>2588708
>>2588710
>>2588712
clear corners, rookies
>>2588712AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What happened to my FUT niggas?
SAY IT WITHME
>>2588725SunPapii came to play since he's on the chopping block.
>>2588728SAYIT WITHME
So how are your pickems fairing?
botb
aleksibot....
futniggas wtf man
0.49
Mongols lost ancient and mirage to betboom so navi should be able to bounce back.
Why won't navi just bring some b8 niggas into the mix?
Lmao FUT is washed. And that bum krabeni tried to flame karrigoat for not being a fragging IGL, while this bum losing to B8.
Why do all these twinks want the BNC?
>>2588750they had npl under contract but supposedly he didnt want to join or something
jesus navi has really fallen off huh
CT SIDED MAP CHILL
>>2588768Wasn't it that he and s1mple didn't get along or something?
aleksibot do your team a favor and RETIRE
>>2588768I always felt really bad for npl and sdy. They got reated like dogs. Its too bad s1mple was playing like such a god back then and and basically forced NAVI to kick them. Maybe they wouldve tried harder to make it work
>>2588788yeah i guess that's why npl didn't want to return
i knew navi were over rated dogs but man i did not expect them to bomb out against mongols.i guess history repeats itself
Just woke up.. is this real.. wtf navi
>losing to Mongoloidz in 2020+6KWABVI
FUT please lock in and help salvage my pickems
>>2588795yeah this was obvious if you looked at match history rather than only placements. like at blast rivals they got 2nd by beating faze twice and gamerlegion once. that's a total non-achievement.
FUT please lock in and win the major my niggas
cmon navi
wonderkek is about to cry lol
futa back to t3
bo3s made top teams feel too safe and they got complacent.
Is there beef between FUT and B8?
>>2588821why?did they shout something rude?
I took a 23andMe test and it said I have Faze DNA...
>>2588824Sizzi shot someones corpse on dust 2 and I believe it's not the first time something like this happens. Could be just good old bm
>lose vs tec9>force >loseit's over for n0vi
>>2588831sizzi and essen have been shooting corpses all major
I'm not seeing navi go into playoffs if they drop down to 1-2. They'll be matched up with someone else they can't beat.
>>2588841who are they facing after this loss?
Senzu who?
>>2588841I'm more surprised how unpolished nearly everyone looks. Very scrappy major
>>2588843themselves
aleksi got a kill and they win roundit's that easy
>>2588843probably monte or mouz
Damn nt Techno
man if techno just aimed body
should have thrown awp off the map lol
chud b1t kek
ctslop game
uhh, navi doubters?
LET'S GO FUTA
he did suck surprisingly hard in nip
>>2588867I remember him from Inner Circle; was not that impressive and a rager
wtfff
I swear to god the bomb timer is inaccurate in the last seconds to make defuses 'more exiting'
>>2588871>more exitingyes indeed sar
>>2588867not surprising at all, he and his buddies in tnl were known rader users, he scammed nip into thinking he was worth a dollar and his bitter past team mates even warned them about him
>>2588864lol don't be so sure
You don't even want to be 3-0 to be honestYou'll have to face shit ass fut/g2/navi team that could easily fluke a mainstage win in this ctslop game
>>2588875WE GOT THIS JUST WATCH
>>2588872to not see the difference between typos and grammatical errors is a sign of autism (and possibly being brown)
NAVI DOUBTERS??????
if navi pull it out I can easily see them snatch mirage away too if wonderful activates
holy shit mongolz keep losing man up situations
>>2588888
>>2588753he's a twink magnet
>>2588890idk it's one of their better maps and mongolz have looked pretty bad on it aside from 910 awping
>>2588871I felt this as well, feels like sometimes it gives CTs a bit extra time to defuse. Never forget, valve INVENTED ai director.
910 literally had it and unscoped lmao
okay mongolz are mentally done
GOATVIZIGGERS IN SHAMBLES
All because of that failed 1v4 clutch when he could've just bodyshot.
>>2588903
>>2588899I think it's more likely that it's the TOs fucking with the UI to make it appear closer than it is.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO FUTAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE FUCKING BACK
damn demon
bb donking on falcons lol https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vtm2sNgEViU
b8 so desperate they don't even wait for the plant they just swing him one by one lmao time to go home
p2w or blind fuck?
>>2588928probably just heat of the moment. if you didn't have xray you might have missed it as well
>>2588931yeah thats why i said p2w, shit is invisible lol
>>2588928>>2588934more teams need to abuse skins like this
>>2588934it lines up with brick cracks lol. unlucky.
>mongolz start on tNavi should win this like 13-6 I think.
>>2588934>>2588928default would serve the same purpose there, if anything all the vibrant skins are pay to lose
>>2588938mongolz t side on mirage has been truly miserable to watch this major
>>2588936It would be so fucking funny to see pros using white/grey skins just because they blend in with the background.
>>2588940they've been dogshit a long time. this is last 3 months over 17 maps.
>>2588941AK Safari Mesh bros our time is now!
>>2588939i think default would stand out a bit more but yeah
ITS COMING NOT AGAIN
>>2588944If they can get at least 4 on T they have a good chance. 910 has been really good ct mirage.
crisis averted
a 15k MM player doesn't miss that smoke
>>2588959i dont throw smokes bro
It doesn't matter, mongols already lost this map. The subsequent round immediately showed just how out of ideas they are on it.
>>2588963never underestimate navi's ability to fumble
should have killed someone on A and then aleksi. Killing aleksi just gave away position, ultimately nothing changed for A player
FUTA finally found their balls. They lost them after losing Overpass to Vitality
What are we listening to instead of these dogshit casters?For me, it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMISVDv7v7s
>>2588970https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel247
fut is throwing
nice
Unfortunate b8 and fut had to play each other, I like both teams.
>>2588938
NATO WON
>37 year old booner>only play drunk>reflexes should be shit>consistently have the lowest leetify reaction time I've seen aside from blatant wallers (260ms)>I never even play awpdo I have some sort of superpower wtf
Fuck man mongolz looks so sad
>>2589012260 is extremely slow brother but that doesnt mean you are shit
>>2589005what is there to like about b8? I don't think there is a more soulless team, no personalities and apparently npl is a huge piece of garbage too
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelGET IN HERE NOW!
>>258901690% of the people I check in matches at 20k+ premier are between 300-350msidk how leetify calculates the reaction time
>>2589005idk bro they can be fun to watch sometimes but they kind of seem like assholes
>ohne tired of spirit alreadywtf donkbros?
>>2588970usually richard lewis but the cunt is 2 hours late to stream today
>>2589019ah i thought you meants actual reaction time, not those stats website, i have no idea how they calculate that shit, i wouldnt trust them at all
What do you call this?
>>2589031antisemitism
>>2589019you're talking about time to damage? that can't be right. 300ms is not normal. leetify puts 565ms as the average ttd at 25k+ premier
>>2589019>>258902836 year old boomer, here's mine, highest rank was 23k, i stopped playing MM though because of all the cheaters
>>2589034Nah these website recently (somewhat) started calculating reaction time separately
>>2589035what site is this
>>2589039csrep.gg
>>2589039csrep.ggit's not 100% trustworthy people with pro level aim in MM blatantly cheating are rated as trustworthy
>>2588878what's this pre-emptive cope lmao
Boys....
>>2589035would report/10
>>2589039Like the other guy said they are accurate by any measure except for finding blatant cheaters.They usually have 99 aim, 150-250 time to damage, etc etc
>infernotheyre actually gonna lose holy shit
>>2589050they are NOT accurate by any measure*
LET'S GO MONTE *clap clap*LET'S GO MONTE *clap clap*LET'S GO MONTE *clap clap*
>>2589035it's funny I get 220ms on those reaction tests usually but my ingame stats are not great. gotta lock in
>>2589042I just use it as a hub to check them out in general>level 5 with <6degree preaim? yeah ok dude
>>2589035>>2589041>>2589042>>2589050I still prefer leetifythere's something extra weird going on with csrep stats, like it miscalculates/overweighs trigger discipline plays>inb4 csrep fans say leetify underweighs TD plays
the more i watch the less i trust hltv rating system
>>2589039>>2589049>>2589057>>2589059He's cheatinghttps://allstar.gg/clip/676ac972e221cb6c305b56ad
>>2589063...why would you trust it to begin with?the measurable metrics will ALWAYS be arbitrary in one way or anotherRating doesn't have a number for niko's choking tendency for example
I think we're going map 2 boys.
>>2589065I wasn't talking about a specific user at all so your post was mis-(You)-ing me I believe(I posted >>2589059)
Rating systems are useless to me. I'm mediocre and play 10-15k premier but I never get promoted out of mid-high silver comp no matter how many times I belt out and farm. super overinflates my stats
Falcons are not a team
>>2589063there's way too many situations where i watch a player and he did nothing wrong other than lose 50/50 duels by pure chance and the rating system gives him a 0.85 rating. so many times! this is why checking rating on a single map is so misleading
>>2589072you do realize the opponents you are playing will ultimately have an impact on your ratings, right?
>>2589076>checking rating on a single map is so misleadingthis, plus the role a player plays in a team (or even in prem/faceit) will also obviously affect itpeople seem to have a weird tendency to either take rating number as word of god if it somehow supports them or their argument, or dismiss it completely as inaccurate if it doesn'tit's just another tool and thing to take into account, no need to elevate or dismiss it too much
i think ner0cs should be killed for the damage he has done to the scene
>>2589072Seems to work for me, when I put in hours I improved from gold nova to global but then became a weekend gamerdad and stagnated to lem/20k for the past 5 years or w/e
How is Karrigan supposed to work with these trash players
>>2589082that's my point though? it's weird i don't get promoted when i regularly farm comp and win 10+ games in a row. this is a recent record
>>2589059I don't have any specific preference, i don't use these at all. csrep is just what popped up in my browser. >>2589057time to damage is based on how fast you dealt damage to enemy from the moment enemy appeared on your screenreaction time is based on how fast you started moving from the moment enemy appeared on your screenreaction time doesnt actually calculate your reaction time
>>2589103cry about itapex and karrigan are the only fun shit talkers left
he's screaming so people will forget he's a fraud
>>2589108his screaming is reminding me that he's a fraud
>>2589107apex is fun, b0tnigga is just pathetic, his trashtalk is also either weewoo or talking gibberish
You do realize that the last bo3 between spirit and 9z was just 9z collecting info on how spirit plays?
imagine how much better m0nesy could be if he didn't try to be so goddamn flashy lmao
>>2589096you might have been farming some very weak shitters that aren't worth much "hidden" eloIt's actually more than likely whenever you strongly deviate from a 50:50 long-medium term winrate.
karrigan should be ashamed to even be in this bracket, that's what makes it egregious
>>2589113>0niggernot surprised
time for a karrigan t side masterclass
>>2589115too many niggas underestimating them
calling it now kyosuke is the next ultimate, he's been solved
Why the fuck was karrigan screaming? They were like 6-4 on CT inferno lol.
>>2589131maybe he hates bymas
kyousuke seems checked out after cac finals lol
>>2589131you think he was shit talking the other team to make them play worse?it was 100% to get a couple of the falcons players fired up
That eye-contact battle between Karrigan and afro...
>my stomach is stuck in the table kek that was actually funny
nice niko!
AHAHAHA
AZUWUWUWUWUWU
>>2589116imagine how much more entertaining zywh0 would be if he wasnt autistic
LMAO
Why was niko on a fucking deagle instead of the famas or m4?
desu if falcons were functional team he would be daed the moment he killed b0tnigga kiko wouldnt be hiding with deagle isolated like that either
niko's dick ruined kiyo
zesty
>>2589163he's waiting for playoffs
>niko with the voodoo puppeteering
kill this retarded tiktok obsessed twink
*adjusts hair*
What happened to kyosucky under karrigun?
>>2589186that fat bastard RAPED him (in bed, not in game)
>>2589186Wasted the honeymoon on 2 2nd places
Why was that nigga jumping?
that afro whiff in the 4v2 killed their chances tbdesu
Dawg wtf is G2 doing
>>2589186Niko is too old and only has stamina to satisfy Monesy
coach should force players to use default knives
Eetu "saw" Saha
>>2589187victims of ugly bastards are initially reluctant but in the end happily succumb when will kyosuka succumb to b0tnigga?
>>2589171>>2589174can someone post the 'get this nigger out of my face' cat gif?
is niko possessed?
>everyone is staring at monitor>these two
niko got half of all of kyosukes kills with a single bullet
>>2589206>thanks for making me look like a decent player, bro>yw bro
hahahahah>niko sounds like a constipated demon>karrigan sounds like he's winning the majorI love those senile old assholes
>>2589212niko isnt even 30
>>2589215wtf he looks like he is approaching late 30s
>niko playing lights out early in the majorall according to plan
>maj3r AK instead of any of the other 3Is he retarded?
INSANE KSK 2K
ez
I like how happy they are to take a map from monte who don't even belong in this stage lol
remember when someone said twitch was supposedly going after viewbotters? kek who looks at this and thinks yeah seems legit
>>2589235ohne the only real channel in that list
>>2589235Amazon doesn't care since loads of viewbotting is done via AWS instances. win-win for them.
>>2589235sl4m likely doesnt viewbot, he is ancient and everyone in community loves him since 1.6 No fucking clue who paragon is, mostlikely viewbottedstrogo 100% viewbotted
>>2589235>>2589240ultimately vast majority of russian streams are shamelessly viewbotted, its public knowledge
>>2589243this is just cope.some spanish streamer had 80k yesterday, is that also viewbotted?the west is just watching kai cenat and adin ross instead of esports.
broky clears monte
kek TRUE
Is karrigan high on something??
>>2589247i dont care about viewbotting in spain, but russian streams are 100% viewbotted, like i said its public knowledge, they do it to get money out of betting / gambling organizations and orgs dont care because they get advertisement anyway This ru twitch drama has been viral for past yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nU1xsgciYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTVAYywjAtw
>>2589247>some spanish streamer had 80k yesterday, is that also viewbotted?Depends on what he's doing. But there are not 90k russians out there watching some retard in his bedroom.>kai cenatKai Cenat's viewer numbers with all sorts of celebrities on his stream are actually believable.>adin rossKnown viewbotter lmao
kyousuke so fuckigng goated
I hope karrigan can keep this energy up all major
what the fuck everyone literally moved their head into the scout crosshair
>>2589264hes the ohne pixel of russia and russian speaking scene has 10x the player base of the west????????are you legit retarded?this is exactly how many viewers he should have.there is no way you brain cant compute this information into acknowledging this being reality.
>>2589272it's like the negevyou just can't NOT peek it
lost the buy and the force lmao
we wont lose d2 chill
>>2589274>fonbet>winline yeah is he viewbotting, 100%.>hes the ohne pixel of russiaohne pixel has entire english speaking world, everyone and their mother knows him in addition to extremely viral youtube channel.strogo is just so annoying screeching retard that literally no one likes lol
>>2589263I hope it's fucking botted. The idea that this many motherfuckers would be watching these retards is upsetting.
Am I the only one that just watches using the game?
>>2589288i used to watch when you would get souvenir drops, but now just youtube
>>2589247Nah, it's not cope. They viewbot just not sure to what degree. I think it's safe to say that, at the very least, 50% of all the numbers are fake.
>>2589284>ohne is just so annoying screeching retard that literally no one likes loli agree
>>2589295strogo is far worse
>>2589298thankfully i wouldn't know
>>2589274Russia has half the playerbase of the west. This is very common knowledge.
>>2589288how do you pick which match to watch?
biggest brain in cs
amazing 4v1 execute into Btruly a tier 1 team
>>2589309first 2 frags were pure luck lets be real
>>2589305The one that is more interesting to me
based Rapewaker
Okay, what's wrong now?
>>2589294It's been a bit but on that one Four Horsemen episode with Devin Nash I believe he said Twitch has a 30-40% IVT rate. I'd trust an advertiser on that one.
>>2589317lol I meant how to switch. I figured it out though
>>2589323he whiffed in the pistol roundniko just tilts way too easily and drags the team down
>>2589284>>2589274>>2589284and yet there are 10x faceit player from CIS, Ukraine.you all are coping lmao.
HAHAHAHAHA
Who are we getting to replace PayPal G2 bros?
>>2589348he's too pretty to replace
so it happened AGAIN
What happened here
>>2589361another game where he overperforms first map, whiffs, then mentally crumbles
Wow, it's crazy, that 3k is something monesy used to do often, now it's like holy fuck sanpapi let's go you feel me brehs?
my nigga matys rocking that classic knife
Sunpayus hasn't been good since Movistar Raiders
when you go all in on anti-flash... not pretty
>hold short with 3 people>go 2 for 0>m0nesy backs off without even firing a shot
>>2589388never mindcompletely opposite apparently....
lmao what a joke
wtf monesy....
monesy holy retard
certified tier 2 cct match
that was extremely close and ive personally done this kind of "fuck it run b" multiple timesfalcons still should have cleared mid, it doesnt matter whether thye plant or not, if you are going to die to some dog in mid
weewooweewoo
i will cry tears of joy if falcons go 1:3
They will get raped on mirage (falcons)
>>2589410karrigan uses his moobs as stress relief balls inbetween rounds
OT OT OT OT OT OT
He's getting sandwiched.
goated peak
mickey mouse coin flip tournament
why would teses go in the same position after that last round
>>2589416alright, 3rd map OT then
>BOTsuke
>>2589421why wouldn't he? they didn't clear him
Listen dude, if you got a fucking molly and it's 30s left and you're expecting an exec out of the tunnel, just bang it off the wall into that tunnel and fuck it. Pour all of the util.
HUMILIATION RITUAL SERIES
huh
>>2589426if your round fell apart the last time because of that position you 100% clear it the next
>>2589409one of the most sad posts I've ever read
Okay but what the fuck
>>2589418the unc anchor
wft maj3r sounds more french than apex lmao
>>2589433they didn'tgo watch it back. teses didn't think they were that close so he whiffed, but the guy running out front was looking towards b doors
>>2589399>>2589401what did he do?
>>2589429ct molly is worthless at stopping pushes. it's only function is clearing spot and ticking enemy positions
I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT MAJONESY STORY
>>2589430just like my gold nova games
spirit lost a map vs aurora it's no big deal
>>2589440missed and (unknowingly to him) lost an unlosable round
>>2589443the little shit wasn't even born when i started cs
THIS IS POSSIBLE
This is nuts
>>25894489z is not beating spirit lmao
I'M A PRO GAMERHERE'S MY STORY>i'm autistic and my mother had me late in life>i have no father>i downloaded steam and played counter strikewaow
>>2589450Yeah now that you said it it's totally gonna happen
>>25894509 out of 10 times they ain't, but we could be in the 1/10 timeline
>>2589453vitality just played like shit against them. it's not like they played a super impressive match. don't get too hyped for them
epic collapse from G2, from 6-2 on T side of anubis to 7-13
>>2589456Spirit are never solid. You saw it yesterday. They're all over the place.
>>2589440>>2589446he didnt miss and i believe they had just enough time to plant, you need 3.4 seconds, not 4 and by 4 second they were next to the plant kyosuke had to survive that one, so all blame is on him, not majonesy
>>2589464>he didnt missno apparently he just didn't shoot, even when he knew he was coming
Vitality is figured out, D2nk wins second major
>>2589464why would you post this webm with this assertionthey're barely out of tuns at 0:05
GOAT AZUWU
>>2589458>They're all over the placeThat's an insane assessment. Then where do the other tier 1 teams stand? Vitality lost to BetBoom and Navi, and now 9z. Navi still can't beat Spirit and ALMOST dropped the ball against Mongolz. Spirit have won the last 10+ games and dropped like, what, two maps?
It's a ct map
>>2589473Just something about how they play.
>we're a boy band living together>the most important thing is that we're fucking...I guess we know why they're playing so well
>>2589482I guess falcons ain't fucking
>>2589486nikyounesy def fucking
>>2589480you mean winning all your games while everyone else isn't? yep, they're "all over the place".
>>2589467yeah he didnt even look, that was bad decision, i guess he banked on gyzmy not checking deep ct, majonesy denying plant and winning round.>>2589469webm is about majonesy not time, he lost round at 5 seconds, but look here >>2589406 they either had JUST enough time or missed literally by milliseconds i personally believe they ahd time
>>2589486It's just monesy and niko that are fuckingboth are bottom btw
>>2589491they didn't have time and you are retarded end of discussion
>>2589494you need 3.4 seconds to plant, not 5
Unc looked young again. You could tell just by the movement alone.
HOLY BASEDPEX
I guess niko finally forgot that first pistol on dust2
>missed the first 5 rounds of vitakinosorry ohne but i gotta lock in
>>2589507perfect cs sleeping face
>he is watching vitality
WE are watching Vitality.
It could also be.....LIKE THISBOOM
>4v5 postplant>Vitality saves instead of retakingit's fucking over, their confidence is dead
5-5???wasn't vitality 5-0 last time I checked b stream?
>>2589524it appears I cursed them, soon as I tuned in it went to shit
>>2589527pls switch to Falcons stream, tnx
Watch them fuck up the conversion. It's falcons
36 years young star player
>>2589541it was fun to believe but i think it's over
>>2589547Nah. They lost to betboom from 11-4
HHHAHHAAHAHAHAHA N0K0
>>2589548they're just out of gas bro
damn that would've been tilting if he didn't get him
>>2589563i think Rainwaker got confused by the nade choke kek
>the Russian kids are being outfragged by karrigan on mirage.disgraceful.
oh yeah, I'm feeling itOT choke incoming
>named afro>doesnt have an afrois he retarded?
>>2589574no shame in losing to the goat
thank you merriman
KINOOOOOO
>>2589574>RussianHuh?
how can you have T sides with full buys this bad holy fuck hahahaaha
hol' up, I thought monesy was supposed to be good?
bazalright
haven't paid much attention to major until now because i was busy with personal stuffwhat is brollan doing in MOUZ?? i thought they kicked him out?
I will never forget and I will remind you of this again and again
>>2589603he's probably back out after the major
ANKARA MEZII
OT? OT? OT?
>>2589609didn't they play with JL???????
>>2589608the look on niko and ilya's faces when it was brought up in that interview kek
outbrainedsorry brits
>>2589616he was just a short-term loan from navi
leaving b site empty with no info crazy strat
monte you dumbasses
#FALCONSAREHERE
Literally from 12-5 to almost shitting themselves and they only won because of one random call on site that wasn't stacked. I can't stress how fucked they are.
>>2589620but brollan was kicked out... what changed? were they not allowed to play a major unless brolan was in? or whati don't understand it
>>2589621they were groomed into itit's harder in mr12 than mr15, but he still makes it work sometimes
>>2589625they can only have one substitution in the major. brollan was only benched not kicked
easy for us
>G2 FUT againLMAO
>failcl0wns in 2-1 pool
>>2588829Yes we do brotherFaZeUP
>>2589645thats not how swiss works ape
What is tage?
thoughts on jab jabich?
that zywoo s1mple skit is the first time i found one really funny
>>2589121kek not meget fucked kwaaaaaaab no one likes the ugly hippo
>CarriedAgainThis kind of bullshit will only work against shit teams. As soon as they face a real team (hopefully in the next round) they will get raped.
>>2589673get your head out of your assanon being an 0nigger has nothing to do with you
>>2589257fax no cap ongcuck that looks traumatized from brutal rape in earlier years
>>2589434>most sad postsgood morning saariggan
kek not a single ukrainian player remaining in monte but still gotta cuck out hardest of anyone, even navi and b8 shakes hands with falcons
>>2589608>The raped
>>2589681>an 0niggergood morning saarand stop coping, you thought there was only one
>>2589694>>an 0nigger>good morning saaractually retarded
>>2589679.83 is above the hooxi line so it's ok
>>25896790.8 karrigan is enough to beat anyone, it relies on kyousuke playing like he was doing until the major
GODPEX
I want to wear goatwoo's glasses
>>2589698oh my badgood evening saar
if bb wins it's probably vitality falconsactually a great check, because falcons has won like 3-4 last games vs vitality with kyxsan
Remember the Vitality-Mouz rivalry from last year? How they sacrificed everything to beat Vitality at Cologne in the SF only to get brutally raped by Spirit in the GF?
>>2589685are you aware that there are 100+ countries in the world full of esls that aren't named India? anyway I just forgot to change the sentence after initially typing pathetic instead of sad
>>2589747funny thing is he's clearly esl himselfor maybe just as retarded as he acts online
oh look, the estonian faggot baiting his team to try and pad his stats again
>>2589747>>2589751failcl0wners = saars kek
>>2589753robin too funny for that
His name is Robin "GODZ" Kool.
sp0nx
>>2589762Out of all the 0 names, sp0nx rolls off the tongue the best.
zweight is such a trash player holy shitax1le would be better than this fucking dogshit bum
>kek cope rape niggerballs
as of today i completely give up on pari, gg
HE'S SO BAD
>>2589766It's because of the S. sp0nx, sh0ro and s0mple are perfect.
dastan actually killed his team, crazy
>>2589787he needs to acquire the FUT core, they aren't pussies
>its dastan fault bro
>>2589791Leave my niggas alone!!!
i've never had strong opinions on casters because if they're annoying i just tune them out and focus on the game but my goodness launders is so fucking bad still, he makes everything sound so awkward
WE FUCKING LOVE LAUNDERS HERE SAARS
sixthsensewoo
so they benched brollan and he's playing major anyway??? lol
>>2589830he's not igl now. it's weird.
>>2589830they had no choice. benching before major was just a stupid move
is botz finally washed?
>ropz last alive 4 rounds in a rowfaggot baiting retard
vit playing like shit again. interesting
AHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAH
man, i haven't looked at pro league cs for many years until recently, other than spirit the teams seem kinda shit, i expected a lot more out of vitality
>last map infernofug, this is map they won vs 9z
>>2589860desu most everyone seems to be playing below their level this year
This is a certain American Idiot's fault, fucking up every team's flow
the time i bet 50 cents on vit winning dust 2 flamez and ap0x decide to not toggle
>>2589868Grim
>>2589870>anon betted?>d0mp eet
save zywoo
ropz is a fan of 67
>>2589802It's the jeet curse
i think nota is getting kicked, he is not playing how jame and dastan want him to, hwich reminds me of kekindar.
Looks like the woo is getting doublejewed
So what actually happened to Parivision?
>>2589937outdated extremely slow tactics
>>2589937dastan
>>2589954So were they just life gaming to start the year or have teams just fully adjusted?>>2589960He was coach when they were doing well wasn't he? Did he change something?
>>2589937bad vibes killed the team
>>2589967Both, teams looked at the way they play, realize how weak pari is to anti strating (just dont give jame time) newbie players were hitting shots
carrywoo
Something is up with vitality. They were a beast on d2 and now they’re losing to MOUZ, a team they btfoed all year round.
>>2589996in america they lost their spark, thanks to tr*mp
>>2589996Good. Finally a major where things are up in the air instead of totally predictable
>>2590000I'm sorry, but did Vitality already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Vitality are still playing right now and they have been the best team in CS2 for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in CS2 who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in the RMR. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Vitality are one of the best fucking teams in CS, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the major. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Vitality wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, mouz just got a map based purely on luck, just like Monte did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Vitality topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
m0uziggans.......
>>2590031Kek whats the origin of this pasta?
>>2590046that was such a copefilled half time pep talknot one scream or a canned LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just some cope about how "we love this game" "last half of the day"
>PV is supposed to be four all aim no brain bots, led by the all brain Jame>They're getting out aimed, and out brainedWhat the fuck man
>>2590057The EaglesIt's not that old, right? I'm not some jaded old dude, right?
good inferno showing from the boys, I hope we can go up from here
strange how i never have tech issues
sex with freya?
Mouz will beat Vitality in the final, you can quote me on that
>>2590097Today and tomorrow
>>2590097possible but british
>>2590097I don't know. I don't think so. Freya is pretty but I'm not sexually attracted to her.
>>2590097i just jacked off to futa so no
Kind of off topic, but does anyone know what clutch is at 1:49 of this video?I search through the Mouz Falcons matches I could find, and searched monesy 1v3, monesy clutch mouz, but couldnt find ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7TF_DobgMI
wife
>>2590137my man
>>2590099fut will rape them thoughbeit
BRO MY FUCKING ENEMIES PLAY BETTER IN MM WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????????
I like how they immediately turned down crowd audio after not even half a round cuz the furia fans are so fucking annoying kek
>>2590058m0uz were never a hype team>>2590132there's something uncanny about her>>2590137lemme guess some normieshit like nyl
>>2590165seraziel
>>2590160they should've brought megaphones and airphones
well americas retains 1 stage 3 spot, not bad
aieee falcons won
the crowd still needs to be turned down holy shit
>>2589243>>2589235>>2589263holy assblasted kek
we do agree that Fallen is not retiring after this year, and even if he does he'll be back in 6 months right?
>>2590179you are 5 hours late nigger
>>2589235Everyone knows it's not, the industry knows, youtube and twitch know. They can't do anything about it, and they'd rather not upset the gravy train coming in from their partners and other deals. It just gets kicked under the rug. There is no reason at all to not heavily viewbot as a streamer, at any level of popularity
>>2590182it's fucking lame that he announced that. not close to be karrigan tier washed.
a team sponsored by betboom vs a team named betboom
magnojez might the new goat
>>2590198And now you're advertising in this thread.
>>2590169fuck furriesfucking faggot
>>2590198I thought BB stood for Boombl4's Boys
crazy how all the prime time matches are russian teamstruly the protagonist of counterstrike
>>2590207magnojez is goated told ya
>>2590184paconer just woke up from his siesta
magno 16:9 player btw doesn't get that on 4:3
paid fans kek
>>2590218they actually had to play with the name BoomBoys in another game lmaomore than slightly homoerotic
kek was seething at 4am and got up at 10am to seethe and watch falcons winright after america won soccera bad day for the fat old brownoid
>>2590224ya he is playing full hd
@230^what mental illness is this?
The only reason anyone is here is to Watch Russia.Everything else is secondary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjBXK_bMBYM
xddddddddddd
n0ta...
>tranime tourists>>>/sp/
>frog poster>>>reddit com
>big boom>skinny>not ugly>fragging igl>hipp0niggan>fat>abomination>neither fragging nor iglKWAAAAAAAAAB
pari in OT again...
Legacy too desperate now lol
zamn failcl0wns got raped by this? kwab kwab kwab kwab
Freya is a baddie
nt xiel0
>how can i make this about my rapistkek
Parivision you retarded niggers I have no love for you but I need you to win to safe my pickems. Do something
the rapedhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
higashiyama krabeni
everyone in the pv/legacy game have the phenotype of pedos and murderers
kek deeply raped and traumized old manhow long have you been seething hombre? at least 6 months now but i think this has gone on for years
AWRA WOUDLD NEVERAWRA WOUDLD NEVERAWRA WOUDLD NEVERAWRA WOUDLD NEVER
KWAAAAAAAAAAAB RUSSIANS BTFO
pv deserve it. they need to chop this team up and get some actual strats
LETS GO GOD DAMN
>now only 11,94% of scenarios where my pickems hit
dastan is raped
>nafo cucked into shilling for BRICSKEK the raped
why did i put parivision in advances? am i stupid?
>>2590310Based
NATO WonBrazil WonRussia Lost
KEEEEEEEK VATNIKS OUTS! CARA BOGA OR SOMETHING KEEEEEEK
jame ready for the belt
Why are they so good at counterstrike?
awra redeemed
watch brazil win all the CS and get raped by morocco later lol
>>2590327Remove the ICS then come back.
So.
Spirit finna take some scalps. Feels like they won't fall for the trap of tactics against an unknown team, its just gonna be a brawl and donk is winning every time.
>>25903419z downloaded them in stage 2
we're all on /sp/ for the world cup peak banter hours
pari losebb losespirit ....wouldnt it be funny?
>>2590348>BRICKS LOL/int/nigger despite what you think that's not a form of banter or comedy.
>>2590349
>implying anyone cares about paravision>implying BB won't qualify anyway>implying you're not just seething from the rape donk and spirit put out
>>2590355>'goat igl' vs 'donk go kill' would be funny
you can't just shift walk into long house ffs
>>2590342I completely forgot they played on s2, easiest major 3-0 of donk's life.
>>2590337-nota-belchonokk+one of fl1t, fame or fl4mus+n0rb3r7 (PBUH)
kinda doubt it'll be absolute destruction like last time
>>2590337its pretty much over for this team, sucks for zweih, he got scammed out of his money just recently lol
>yekindar >bleached hair>fl4mus >bleached hair>niko>bleached hair
>>2590337Zweih played pretty bad this tournament
DILADEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>dildoez
legacy coach is banned from the rest of the major lol
>>2590406Huh why?
>>2590407Thumbs up one second after timeout ended apparently
>>2590348stay there
>>2590392>karrigan>bleached asshole
Oh donk is getting feisty
>>2590445would be pretty funny if it bit him in the ass, the first time he trash talks in englishprobably won't tho
VITORIA
BRAZIL WON
Spirit teaches them their place :)
letting max isolate 1v1 peeks was retarded
>having to beat betboom or 9z to make it to playoffs as a top5 teamkinda funnybo3 is definitely not a perfect filter
Butthurt belters are a far bigger cancer on this genny than Brazilians
We are 2/3 on victories today. Can we clinch the third?
>>2590476weird vit and falcons couldn't do it. most top teams aren't looking too hot
Donk is insane this tournament, he's in full complete control
>>2590496>full completeBit of a repetition but that's just how good he is
Vamos boludos Maradona!
>>2590496It's so fucking lovely that I started watching CS when the dominant GOAT is a young russian. I get to see him rape my enemies for years and years
>>2590494not really that weird for falconsdidn't think vitality would lose a bo3 to a "lesser" team
>>2590513They saw what blade said and followed suit
fan of dgt here, I like his smooth crosshair movements
spirit..
OH NYET NYET NYET NYET
just how bad is jame
>>2590496Jinxed it
>gamble a site on a full buy x halfbuy9z throwing
>>2590528Lol
donk hand warmer babby?
what are those green things that separate in two
>>2590538>>2590537
>>2590538fidget spinner
zont1x playing like garbage this map
at this point i think donk just has a strong marketing department behind him
>min
fr why did donk say that shit thoughyou gotta put respect on 9z
nice savelove me some OT
max....also donk larping as the igl for the last round, immediatly aims like an igl.
>>2590567he was probably expecting an easy clear like last time
Looks like their coach honeymoon period is coming to an end
>>2590575If zontix wasn't dying right away at monster every round it would have been a much easier game lol
why peek boris
fucking hell 9z are playing well
>>2590578Yeah their win condition is basically donk killing at this point
Looks like spirit gonna get 9zd
>>2590581not reallysome of those pushes when they're ahead are fucking dumbno I idea how spirit manages to not win the rounds after punishing them
meyernwoo
pickens about to crash with no survivors
>>2590586well i see them not acting like headless chickens too
>>2590591this is so funny
surely everyone had 9z and furia being 3-0 in the pickems right?
yeah cs level is at an all time low everyone is shit except for vitality
You guys shit on zont1x a lot but tn1r's aim is absolute dogshit, he shakes in melee duels like a fucking 6k premier
>>2590591Honestly, if 9z beat both vit and spirit then good on them. Well deserved crash.
>>2590595true, 2-3 players somehow manages to win after 2 idiots are deadmaybe 9z players just need the extra pressure
spirit still getting and easy 2-1 seriesright?
>>2590599Furia no, 9z I would want to
>>2590599this shit is rigged for fallen i swear to god if valve gifts him major i will never shut up about how fake pro scene is.
>>25906019goatz got em yesterday thoughyou can say herculeswoo wanted to go 3-1 for a laugh and maybe that is the case, but still 9z is looking gucci
>>2590599probably some literal retarded casual argentinian cs fans have them at 3-0
9GODZ
Wtf was tn1r doing lmao
lol zontix and tn1r back to normality
>a 3mapper to end the nightnice3rd map OT hopefully
tr1n threw this, he was larping as brazilian in rio as well.
d-donk bros w-what is happening?????????
>>2590453I kneel
>>2590605hope so. don't want a vita spirit 2-1 match up. would rather see them in the grand final
bring back 1.6, modern cs is sad
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why didn't spirit remove overpass. tn1r and zont1x looked like they have never played the map before
>>2590630Faggot2-1 Vita - Spirit would be kino
#TodoVioleta
>>2590624"YOU FACKING BOTS!"
tn1r? More like latr1n
>>25906362-2 would be kino, not 2-1
Know your betters.
>>2590644even when brazil wins they lose
>both 3-0 teams would be south american Incredible chance
Something pretty intressting ive noticed as of late. In multiple of spirit games the ratings have been delayed by about 10-20 sec. Its very weird since its happend about 6 diffrent times ATLEAST now and so far by what ive seen its only spirit this has happend to.Im not making any accustations but this is something very weird ive noticed.
>>2590649>least squizoid spirit hater
Its all scripted to keep amerca invested in CS even without fallenmark my words
>>2590644https://xcancel.com/ESLCS/status/2065877330212336069#mwtf loldidn't even know this. was this against parivision? if so, they should throw legacy in the 0-3
>Faze clips kek
is 9z good or bad i can't decide AAAAAHHHHH
humblewoo would never call his opponents bots
>>2590655>was this against parivisionparivision was the last straw, he kept sneaking in signal to his team through out entire major so far.
>be on overpass>call enemy team bad>losewhy does it keep happening?
>>2590662esl should just release the footagethey've definitely got a compilation
>>2590644cheater
>>2590667I remember blamef on astraliswho else?
overpass is such a shit fucking map
>>2590668>show footage>its just him giving thumb ups and nodsOH THE HUMANITYIts a retarded rule, make the coaches wait on a separate room and cute the TS when the time runs out if they really don't want non-verbal queues be part of the COACHING PROCESS, something that's natural in any sport.
i'm not ready for another brazilian era
>>2590674>>its just him giving thumb ups and nodsand you know this how?my guess is you're just a butthurt brazilian
>>2590674I meant CUT the ts
br?
>>2590674it's cheating. if he gives his tactical input outside of a tactical pause then it's against the rulesjust sit in the cuck chair bro.
FORCED
coaches should be allowed to talk freely
UH OH STINKY
BLYAAAAAT
>>2590679I have privileged information meaning I read twitter. What exactly do you think a coach standing behind the team can do, be a legal wallhack pointing out positions? He has the same video feed as the players.
>fucking bots....
>missing smokesthey are afraid
>>2590674>>its just him giving thumb ups and nods>OH THE HUMANITYthats according to the coach himself, what, do you expect him to say YEAH WE CHEATED?
>>2590692>he doesn't have cheats so it isn't cheatingbrazilians truly are a different breed
>>2590684Its not cheating, its against the rules. He has been punished. You are the retard wanting a forfeit, invalidating what legacy did.
>>2590696post banter clarity
somebody drug test spirit
b1ad3 yelled when he was muted, he cheated and nobody gave a fuckyall niggas just mad because brazil gonna rape all your goats
no way they are winning against both vit and spirit lmao
magixx passes really good
>>2590710>Its not cheating, its against the rules.
Why do we even need coaches at this point. Just have them comm in during a pause
cope eurotranniesyou're getting owned
can someone redpill me about 9z? why are those nobodies being sponsored by huge ass companies, like fucking shell, monster and the number one betting site that sponsors hltv 1XBET????????????????
>>2590724you wouldnt call little bit contact play in football/soccer cheating when they reward a free kick from it
>>2590729russians are honorary brazilians tho
>>2590730argentina's secret weapon
>>2590728>Why do we even need coaches at this pointentertainment value
VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS RUSSIAN WHORES
it's happening isn't he?furia and 9z in 3:0we've bee caught with our pants down euro bros.
>>2590724if we were playing, and I stood up and called you a nigger brained retard, it would be against the rules, not cheating, because it doesn't give me an unfair in game advantage. A coach giving a nod to a player seconds after a pause arguably doesn't either, and look at that IEM Cologne agrees with me because Legacy still is 1-2.
CS about to be very popular in LATAM...9z are playing just like 2025 Vitality.
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2392162/marsborne-vs-9z-ferjee-in-house-2026
>>2590732it is cheating. but the difference is that in football if you don't cheat yourself, the referee ignores the foul done against you.
FaZe wouldn't let this happen.
what do they type in chat after losing a round
>>2590742show footage or shut your brown assnobody is gonna take the coach's words at face value
>>2590751>ns>niggerfaggot>gg>/sv_cheats=1
>>2590754How about you prove all these gamechanging signals did happen lol
>>2590754The tournament reviewed the footage already and the results are: Rule violation, not cheating, the coach was punished accordingly. Eat shit retard.
>>2590742very bad comparison bro
https://x.com/ESLCS/status/2065818000855388598Funniest skit
>>2590751they can tell the admin jannies they need another drink
good shit 9zillas
rip spirit
>>2590751ntntnt or gg
>frogposters being retarded as usual
>>2590760I said arguably, that limitation is arbitrary anyway, and quite frankly borderline autistic in its intent and execution.
THIS IS SOUTH AMERICA'S MAJOR
who will vitality face if spirit win?
>>2590773Falcons I believe
>>2590773Bb
>>2590771I think the punishment is harsh but it's cheating in my book. the coach should only have an influence during time outs
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
MEYERNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
MEYERNWOO
HOLY SHIT
Donk and shiro humbled
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHITalso noticing that 9z are winning against vitality and spirit in the studio and not in the "arena"
I wanted 3rd map OT, but this is pretty entertaining as is
>9z are going to win the Major because they need a Cinderella story after the Vitality eraI hate knowing the script
damn they must have studied spirit and vita hard. a lot of these rounds it almost looks like they're walling. good shit 9z
:crying:
holy rape
are these motherfuckers cheating
>>2590791Why is she holding my awp?
>>2590796ohnepixel overlay
I might have to add a better 9z sticker on my AK if they just farm Spirit like that
>>2590798Only raping
>>2590796What's the point of these hand warmers? It's ice cold in the studio?
chikaner isn't even here he's on /sp/hollow victory
>>2590808the air doesn't have to be heated
>>2590795They have a very good t-side. It's quite rare.I'm glad to see those underdogs being great.
jesusis this the worst major?
Momentum shift, it's over.
>>2590816>good tier 2 teams punishing sloppy tier 1 teams is... le badlol fuck off
>>2590815against top5* They got too cocky.
>>2590821>Momentum shifthave to wait for gun rounds lil bro
>>2590816you forgot Vitality statpadding against Apeks, Into the Breach and GamerLegion (2 of these orgs disappeared in 2 years)
It's fucking over
>>2590816how is it the worst major?its ass boring if expected teams win all the games you expect them to win
>>2590833can't be the worst major because my team won it :)
what if donk is wearing a buttplug that signals info
>>2590844then he's gay as a motherfucker
>the only MAGA team in CS currently on topHoly BASED!??
it's nice to see all of europe, south america and parts of asia playing cs at this level, but where is NA? surely they have pros?
TEARTHEMUP
>>2590852we're more of a football nation
What's with the tyloo sprays?
is this really just antistratting?crazy
>>2590859i think spirit players are holding skins borrowed from chinese whales and in return for the borrow they have to spray tyloo at the majorthats my conspiracy take
bullshit ass molly
>>2590841nigger (as in, residing in a country full of niggers)
>>2590852imagine if they cared
>>2590852All on Valo.
>>2590867we're just having a headstart.
>>2590864woah
ohnonononononono
Just came back homeermmm what the helly is going on???????
>tab over to bash>type `cs`>pulls up based ohne with stream chat overlaid on mpvi love technologyi love are ohne
reminder that shots through smokes should deal half the damagealso reminder that players standing in smokes should make coughing sounds
>>2590885lol
>>2590885what if they have gas masks
>>2590885>skill should be nerfedkill yourself, NOW
>>2590885>also reminder that players standing in smokes should make coughing soundsKek
>>2590885Tagged players should leave a trail of blood
>>2590885>also reminder that players standing in smokes should make coughing soundsbased realist
>>2590885magazine update nerfed smoke sprays enough
it incoming
it's actually fucking ovr
>>2590891>shooting through smokes>skill
BRINGBACKVERTIGO
>>2590901smoke shots require infinitely more skill than non smoke shots
It's over
OH?
-mirage-dust 2-inferno+train+cache+vertigo
for fucks sake man
I GOT MY OT
it's over..
FUCKING TN1R
absolute bullshit
Leave 9Z to me
i shat myself again
well, it's about the mental of 9z now, if they can stay cool they deserve to close it out
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2590885Thinking of a shitty cs mod where if you get shot in the arm, you can only aim with the other arm which makes it twice the hard to control the recoilsIf you get shot in the leg, you can't run or jump.If they shoot your gun, it gets dropped (too many shots and it's unusable)You have to bandage after getting burnt or shot otherwise you keep losing health
>>2590885valve should add gas masks $300
crazy how i start watching and the spirit comeback begins
think donk is gonna trash talk on map 3?
>>2590944I think he learnt his lesson
sudaca brain took over
zont1x is sovl, the player
>here comes trouble>make it double>OOOOOOTEEEEEEE
M4A1-S kills sh1ro there
what a throw
>>2590965mehguess not3rd map OT still possible tho
what a great match. excited to see 9z in the future
>a literal frog
>>2590974Yeah very entertaining so far
That sight of relief from Magixx at the 12-12 kekSpirit absolutely needs a coach at the playoff.
Boring, gonna do something else, I don't have any faith in 9z after this.
>>2590987you would have faith if you saw spirit on dust2 yesterday
>SA vs SA major finals
>>2591030it's a sudaca worldand you're living in it
dayum
>>2591032you're so fucking gay brofuck off back to sp with your low effort shit posting
>>2591030nice as a elite NA player i support SA
why are the casters fellating donkhe hasnt really been doing notably better than other riflers on spirit
>>2591030Making Argentina Great Again :)
>>2591046people are lazy. fellating players a is an easy way to not talk about tactics.
what a shitfestspirit actually just forgot how to play
jesus christ they're all so bad, i'm not rooting for anyone anymore
big iq deathball strats
kek
bro..
epic retake against glocks, russki matchmaker iqfuckign shit team
just giving up site is such a fail strat
zont1x HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
donk seething cuz his rating record is dead
sh1ro is taking on his playoff form.
>>2591095kek what a statbitch
67
>6on ctspirit lost
>>>/sp/don't post soccer in /magog/
>>2591136heh, got em
>>2591136This but unironically
>>2591129YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SIX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEN
civ7
holy shit
Clutch flash
Luchov does not give a shit
donkshit
fuck trump he killed NA CS and RU CS
Damn I’m not even mad about my picks being dead, these 9z niggas are pretty damn entertaining.
>>2591168until you niggas get on board a plane to iran this will continue
69
>>2591095we still hold the stage 2 stat record donk bros!
meyern is just clipping donk every time
This Jab Jabich thing is the most scooby doo shit ever. Glad its being put to rape by 9z.
>TN1R completely fucking up the mid to B smokeThey're cooked
>>2591180
it's luchover
LUCHAD
T0n0r
ESL doing the milhouse meme for tn1r
Reminder that Faze disposed of 9z in brutal fashion.
It's going to be a sad playoff for 9z once the drug tolerance kicks in
>>2591202FaZe will meet 9z in Stage 4
>>2591202so did spirit last stage lmao these dudes are hungry
FAZE UP
OOOO
what is donk without shiro?
the esp awareness 9z have sometimes is nuts
absolute fucking kinonobody can make great counterstrike like glorious mother russiaeven if they lose they've won, they're the protagonists, the reason to watchthey are _THE_ esport incarnate
>>2591218what is apex without zywoo?
why is spirit doing so much better than vitality against 9z?
>what's nik0 without may0nesy
zywoo gets carried thoughhe's a fraud (like ronaldo)
>>2591221a major winner
None of this matters. Vitality will still win the major and there’s nothing (You) can do about it.
How many times will donk die at meyerns awp?
Fucking hues sold the series on mirage with the 3v2 postplant. Hope they don't choke this one
>>2591238No need to remind us, let us enjoy it a bit
How do I get out of 15k premier eu elo I'm a young 34 year old talent
>>2591238it's afraid
>>2591240except when it matters the most, I still remember that whiff against magic
OBERTIME :DDDDDDD
>>2591254move to the us
>>2591254I just solo queued to 26k on na as a preteen 29 year old
OT slop
i love chud vs chud matchups
gigacuckgigaackgigashitgigatardgigabenchedgigarapedgiga1-3gigavirgingigacrygigabitch OUTkassad vindicated, jks vindicated, NiKo vindicated, YNk- vindicated
>>2591264>naAlways nice to see people of a similar skill range at our age
>>2591271WTF HOOXIBROS?
Harry and Hugo rooting for spirit is pretty pathetic
bro this is fucking wild
dgt is my guy, he's my dude, my mayor.
>(one) dgt
>>2591271incredibly mindraped post
>>2591271honestly amazing how long hooxi was allowed to be total shit
>>2591271>goes into a sissy tantrum>insta benchbruh
>>2591271not a good news for us karriganbros.....or twistzz bros
it's so fucking funny seeing raped subhumans seethe about shit from literally 5-15 years agonobody cares faggot, the major is ontake your shitter f0ze and astralis shit to post-major 'gog
man can anyone but donk get kills?
that's how you IGL
double ot cuz dis shit scrypted by CIA anyways...
it's over nazi bros
Can't believe sudacas choked all this shit because they couldn't stop themselves from peeking like retards postplant like my silver teammates
fuark nt 9zillas
PICKEMMMMMS
YOUR LUCK RUNS OUT
>>2591271>ruggahanti-work bros...
lmao Shiro went the wrong way
>start watching>russia immediately turns it around and winsthinking God loves Russia
>>2591321you have to repeek to see what's happening
Digits
so fucking ez for donkey and friends
tomorrows matchies
>>2591334lol no lmao.
LOVE being a spirit fanLOVE being a fan of russia
>>2591335They knew the position of both players
turns out the stories of argies eating donkies was false
Magixx is almost crying???
>>2591340will 9z keep up the momentum or get TURKED?
>>2591336Why was this so fuggen tuff?
donk is so fucking goodi understand why the raped hate him so much
0z
>>2591358tn1r and zont1x BELOW magixx?
>>2591352bro keeps swearing on a live broadcast, dead esl giveaway
>>25913589z went all-in on antistratting vitality and spirit
>>2591365tn1r so on and off, don't know because he was becoming consistent
>>2591367yeah no shit you pederast, but why was he teary eyed and so harsh on himself???
you wont catch aids by hugging him
>>2591366>>2591358ironic that the commies won this match kek
>>2591358>1.43Washed. At least he had a good run
>>2591390/pol/tards don't count
>>2591386holy seethe, good luck on fighting like a stray gay aids dog for that playoff spot THO
>>2591352it's just an act
>yfw 9z get eliminated 2-3
honestly i think spirit was just coming into it like "we'll just play it like dm then got like a week to practice for playoffs"because how the fuck do you brutally rape 9z in stage 2 and then this series is like this??
>>2591442checks the rating, it was not normal for zontix and tn1r to have such a high rating, it was back to normality today
>>2591463tn1r had something like 1.18 vs top 20 in the last monththis match took it down to 1.11
>come back>9z fumblednt, I wanted to see the real (and heavier) goat igl mag1xx rape that fat ugly hippo>>25906612nd coming of jesusjesuswoo
Like this.
>>2591488after the games were over the magix interview he cried about all of this being his fault and him feeling like he lost 3 games
okay magno needs to join spirit-tn1r or -zontix?
major has been so fucking ct sided
>>2590766>9zillasnice imma use ts>>2590771trvke>The coach had received "multiple warnings" before his final infraction came in Legacy's final timeout in the match against PARIVISION. He gave a thumbs up to one of the players after the tactical timeout ended, he admitted in an interview on Gaules' stream.getting banned for the rest of the tournament is beyond autistic, give him maybe a 1 match penalty or something
>>2591501>bro thinks fut will lose to mouz
>anything happens>how can i use this to seethe about karrigan??insanely mindraped
>>2590894actually good suggestion
>>2591513The game is literally designed to be CT sided, it's no surprise
>>2591515They will.
>>2591513overpass look lke a balanced map here
>>2591513globohomo made sure to make sure the game is police sided because if terrorists win too much then society at large will get problematic ideaswe are lucky this game even exists
Tomorrow beautiful skinny true aryanchad giga igl will rape that fat ugly subhuman hippothe rape will be glorious inshallah
what's the point of the real coach if the Spirit was able to won it?
>>2591565They haven't won anything tho?
damn donk was 17-16 at 10-12 then ended up 30-19
>>2591600they've won the last two maps that they shouldn't
>>2591556are there any non-raped neurons left in your head?
the raped: https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394975/falcons-vs-betboom-iem-cologne-major-2026>>2591600they've gone 3:0 in 2 stages, that's pretty good
deeply and irrecoverably raped by a fat dane kek
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2065929208761831796
>>2591641trvkeplayers have objectively gotten worse i blame cs2
>deeply a-ck!>>2588197>>2587230
>>2591649also its really icing on the cake that magixx uses max's molly to sell the b fake that wins the round
>>2591649>players have objectively gotten worse Dazed wouldn't even be good in esea intermediate if he played today
>d0zed fans think he's like pelehttps://x.com/cccc29c/status/2065937689195479450KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>2591657yea he would
>>2591663bodied that freak
The silence from faze actually worries me lol, I really really hope they don't plan on torturing the fans with another season of broky. Sign woxic asap, jcobb is serviceable for now, we can get rid of him later, but please please get rid of the latvian loser for fuck sakes.
Real FaZe patriots are in control lilbro sit yo retarded ass down.
insanely mindraped kek
>>2591679why would woxic gamble on Faze when Aurora are doing just fine. they have a really good shot at top 8 of the Major.i know there were rumors about that move but it doesn't make sense, idk.
when does faze play
who is the vini jr of counterstrike
karrigan is terrible, how do you get raped by him for years? was it just the plumberball era of cs?
Forgot this were mutt hours. Be back in a few hours to watch the games with the lads.
>>2591831keeeeek thank you so much fat ugly subhuman b0tniggan sama for sinking f0ze with no survivors, next is failcl0wns!>>2591894thanks for fucking off paconer! but we know you're not going to leave because you're a buckbroken mindraped cuck keeeeeeeek
>every single neuron in the hippocampus in the fat old mutt's diseased brain has raped by the hippopoetry
>Karrigan first joined mousesports (now MOUZ) in November 2010 to compete in Counter-Strike 1.615 years of rape lmao
>says I'm leaving>comes back 2 minutes later like a rape victimKWAAAAAAB
>>2591602how many smoke kills?
>>2591894>this were mutt hoursesl
>>2591926i remember his "random" deagle hs through mid smoke that sure was an epic toggle
>aieee everyone is the boogeymandeeply mentally raped kwab
>still not left yetkwaaaab paconer just loves the rape humiliation
what's the point of pretending to be mindraped by karrigan?is this the desperate cope distraction from the events of the major, which have been exceptionally bad for your side?
>still hereyou just love the humiliation huh cuck paconer?
raped for literally decades keka completely mindbroken subhuman
the ghost of rapemas present is here to remind them
sp tards ruined 4 chan counter strike general.
>d2nk>successful>loved by all>russian>paconer>schizo>no one knows he exists>wishes he were russiankwaaaaaab so buckbroken, beyond sad and pathetic
>>2591977I'm talking about you, you fucking imbecile.
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raped and whimpering on the floor blood pouring out of her anuscrying tears of seethe for revenge but powerless to achieve it
>>2591977>posts with American VPNkwaaaaaaaaab
stick some paper in there it'll heal up hombre
>>2591983You know he's just going to come back with another IP, are you a NEET too?
his very visage triggers painful memories of years of rape in the victim
I own the #73 Flip Knife Slaughter FN in the world. Ask me anything.
what are the big matches tomorrow
>>2592125Oh nonononoonon non vanilla flip knife tards...NOT LIKE THAT!BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
but how does it affect me personally
seethe
I'm a skeleton knife enjoyerguess my country
as long as you dont use gut you are good
brazilian teams planning on going bungee jumping after the major to celebrate
gutchads own this genny lilbro
>>2589450correct, but only by the skin of your dick tip
>>2590169based
>karrischizo and chikaner got bannedbased
Who are the New York Knicks of counterstrike?
>>2592952faze
>>2592960>just won the championship versus not even at the majoranon? f0ze are the wizards of counterstrike
>>2592964Underdogs + clutch factorThe knicks are literally faze
>>2593044Sad to see a legendary org like fnatic being taken over by hohols. There are truly fates worse than death.
>12 hours until falcons rapes and gapes navi and i'm already straining in my cage
just finished watching spirit kinoincredible mental resolve from the boys now
>>2593180we are truly blessed to be watching cs in their era
What do we call teams like 9z?They're not a nation state team but they're all part of the same cultural region (southern cone)i guess the same applies to teams of only slavs, nords, etc
I'm sick of all the fake inorganic posting about falcons and faze
>furia and spirit played 0 good teams and already qualified>9z destroyed the best team in the world and haven'tfuck this chessfag system
This kid just made his 5th major playoff. NiKo has played in 7 major playoffs btw.. is donk about to overtake NiKo in the goat rifler debate?
rifle requires far more skill than awp tooanother +1 for donk being the GOAT
>>2593300already has
I just don't get how Falcons can beat Vitality and then proceed to lose to Parivision
>>2591340BB is literally and I mean LITERALLY pulling a VP aren't they
>>2593300goatko played the game when it had the hardest scene and raped everyone for 9 years. he survived the brazilian mini era, the danedog toggler era, the navi mini era, carried washed up bums in faze, solo carried those french subhumans in g2, would've had an era if not for g2 retarded management, exposed d0nk and his toggler team (confirmed cheater coah too) at the beginning of cs2 with snax and the doctor, stayed as the best rifler for 9 straight years, handsome, muscular, ortodox, not with a groupie girlfriend, widely regarded as the goat rifler, the goat of cache, the deagle goat, and most jmportantly, not part of nato.
>>2593686>goatko played the game when it had the hardest sceneI don't even know what kind of cope this is. Did you chuckle to yourself when you typed it?
>>2593650BB isnt losing to pain tier opponent
>>2593686im stealing this pasta for hltv later
>>2592877paconer literally dodges bans all the timejust like falcons has managed to dodge rapes in this stagebut not today, today aleksiking, chadkazze monkey style and imchad will put on a rape showing never seen before
Where the fuck did shiro even kill him from?You can't see him anywhere after tn1r dies and then he's immediately traded and shiro starts to defuse a second later.
>>2593686>>2593814?
>look to see when spirit plays>realize they don't because they did too wellthis faggot format gets worse and worseplus you go into the knockouts cold with no advantage for going 3-0dogshitutter dogshit
>no lower bracket eitherholy shit
>>2593874the shitty thing is that playoffs seeding feels close to random except that 3-0 teams start with facing 3-2 teamsother than that, just changing one outcome can completely change the initial matchups
>hey lets take 4 fucking weeks to do a shitty chess matchup algorithm of 283235 different teams and then cram all the knockout games into 4 days and they're all single elimination bo3s until the finalinsane RNGmaxxing
>>2593892It's because snoretality was hurting ratings so much they wanted to try and force a meme winner turns out it was probably all for nothing since they've been choking since Atlanta kek
you're complaining but it was even worse before>bo1s>bo3 grand finalslolI'd love a lower bracket too but that + swiss would probably just be too muchonly having 1 major a year would solve that though
karrischizo is becoming a bigger cancer than chik*ner
>>2593915ok that's even worsein principle you wouldn't need a best of X as high as other things like broodwar since it's many rounds but the problem seems to be some maps are so insanely one sided that you get a way higher winrate from sheer momentum and first mover advantage if you get themI wish there was something like you switch sides every 2-4 rounds but you keep your money (keep the full reset halfway in tho) Would be too unorthodox and new to be accepted probably and I guess you'd have to figure out how saving shit would work when you swap You could just fix it with maps but that takes forever
>reading hltv thread about legacy coach being a retard>someone brings up fucking kants categorical imperative what the hell is wrong with them
>>2593950yawn it was probably you
>>2593930Chargers-only mode fixes everything
>>2593953>accusing me of being b*lgianthat's criminal libel
Hasbaratality's dust 2 fall off needs to be studied
Seems like the majority of people on plebbit and hltv hate falcons because muh saudi human rights as opposed for being a shitty team.Its like if I hated NA teams because America bombed millions in the past decades lol.
>>2593864why pretend to be retarded if you have all the information on your screen?
>>2593975well it's also that they're trying to buy their way into a top team
i think 9z should be investigated, its to weird to go from 13-1 to beating the living shit out of top teams repeatedly day later.coaches cheated in the pastlegacy coach was kicked for cheating REPEATEDLY we have precedents
>>2593982if not for that snoretality would have killed the scene by nowbaseddditors can't have funhttps://www.dust2.us/news/64604/falcons-top-esls-annual-club-incentive-rankings-in-post-cologne-update
>2593917nice samefag paconer
>>2593975it's more like if Trump funded a team even indirectly in which case redditors would also hate that team.
>>2593975they hate saudi arabia because of human rights abusesi hate saudi arabia because the saudi royal family are jewishwe are not the same
>>2593982Faze did the same thing in their early days and now they're one of the most cherished teams of all times
Vitality is done. Probably can't win against betboom today. Surely Spirit wont choke against anyone? Should be pretty easy major for them now.
>>2594037there's an outcome where bb wins vs vitality then gets quarters vs vitality. bb winning 3 times in a row vs vitality would be hilarious.anyway, vitality spirit or furia falcons navi 0 chance
>>2594037stop coping.vitality will win the major, the era will continue and you will be happy.
don't care about all this fluff I'm only going to watch failcl0wns get raped, monkey style
i hate saudis because i dont get paid by them
>>2593975>saudi human rights one of the more embarrassing reddit chimpoutsthe US has raped the rest of the world for like a whole century but then it'd be quite a bit more difficult to "boycott" anything by them, you'd actually have to DO something instead of jerking your dingdong on rebbit
Vitality goes through 3-1, beats Spirit in the semis as usual then beats Falcons/Furia in the grand finalsGonna be hella boring
WE are all looking forward to The 'Woo claiming Cologne.
who the fuck gives a fuck about launders life????????????are they really that desperate to make people recognize "talent" HIRE SOMEONE GOOD NOT RETARDED PAJEETS AND RANDOM NO NAMES WITH 0 CREDS
>>2593975well I dislike Saudis because they fund their wahhabism sect here in BalkansI don't hate Falcons tho, it's better for everyone if Saudis waste their money on esports insteadI do find it funny that predditors will fervently defend ESL while hating Falcons players, even tho they're all owned by Saudis
>>2594124>muh USIs the US running esports tournaments to better their image?
>>2594159US has been involved in video game development and various events through sponsorships since beginning of time>NOOOOOOOOO THAT DOESNT COUUUUUUUUUNT >ITS NOT THE SAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE
>>2594163Is the US government running esports tournaments? Yes or no?
>>2594167Yes
>>2594168Please name them.
>>2594170
Imagine how dead this game would be without donk.
>>2594174>gamer>search term>gamers1mplebros...
>>2594170U.S. Army Esports Team (team)U.S. Air Force Esports (team)Armed Forces Esports ChampionshipThe Soldier Showdown Air Force Gaming Minor League Championships Call of Duty League (CDL) US Army Showdown US Army Ultimate Challenge / Warzone Challenge Evolution Championship Series (Evo)DreamHackCEO GamingNorth Carolina has various subsidies for hosting tournaments (The N.C. Esports Industry Grant)Apex Legends Global Series ChampionshipLeague of Legends LCS Spring FinalsRocket League Championship Series (RLCS)Texas, California, and Georgia spend millions in state education funds to subsidize high-school and collegiate esports. Arlington and Texas frequently utilize development funds to subsidize massive venues, (asports stadium arlington)>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2594170forgot to mention Intel, DHL and other sponsors.
>>2594170Lets not forget the bane our /v/ existence, DEI funds.US is far more involved in vidya gaming than fuckign saudis
>>2594185>U.S. Army Esports Team (team)>U.S. Air Force Esports (team)>Armed Forces Esports Championship>The Soldier Showdown>Air Force Gaming Minor League ChampionshipsEntirely internal to US armed forces.>Air Force Gaming Minor League Championships>Call of Duty League (CDL) US Army Showdown>US Army Ultimate Challenge / Warzone ChallengeClose but armed forces sponsoring US events for recruitment is still far off buying up an entire industry to normalize being muslim.>Evolution Championship Series (Evo)>DreamHack>CEO GamingNow you're really trying too hard.
>>2594200>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2594202It literally isn't. You could make an arguement that the US government is using the FIFA WC as a sports washing opportunity but there is no equivalent government involvement present in esports.Also please tone down your emotions when talking about the US. The only people that act like this are commies and thirdies.
>>2594205>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE x2
>>2594192>US is far more involved in vidya gaming than fuckign saudisForgot to give you a (You).US companies for sure are more involved I am however talking about the government using esports and video games as a vehicle to export their culture and values. And before you tell me about muh DEI in vidya, those are private companies and ((others)) making those decisions, not the US government.
paconer seething but you will never be American kwaaaaab
>>2594213>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE x3i have not seen a single instance of faceit or ESL promoting saudi culture or values
/ourmice/ playing soon :)
>>2594220Come to Riyadh habibi. Very good for whole family.
>scrawnders ruining my vitakinofuck you esl
>>2594226>muzzies in the crowd ive far more seen pajeets, amerimutts, spics, europeans, mongols, russians, brazilians than muzzies, perhaps im not paying attention
calm down with spergposting now, FUTa is playing
>>2594226>crowd = direct funding from US government and DEI funds (US government but not) also LMAO
>>2594232I should have known given the average level of discourse here but it still amazes me that people do not see the EWC for what it is.Also nice performative racism bro. You really are one heckin' based anon.
>>2594241just go back to where you came from nigger
>>2593300>is donk about to overtake NiKobro is stuck in january 2024
futa queens raping israeli over and over and over
>>2594269they just need to breathe and take a sip of water
the mice are resisting the rape
>monte beating mongolzfalcons bros we're back
these jews fucking suck
nothingburger ahh matcheswhy do teams like monte even exist
>>2594317i would prefer a bigger map pool and doing bo3s and 5s only but only the good teams
>>2594318>bigger map poolno
>>2594320seething nostrats IGL
>BELIEVE IT
>MongolZ dropping a map to ITB 2.0
>>2594317this Should be just Vitality and Spirit doing first to 100 wins
FUUUUUUUUUUUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
>>2594334WE HERE
m0uz kwab kwab kwab kwab
brollan is so bad they should kick him
>>2594372They should just get heavygod and nertz
>>2594376I see a pattern there..
>>2594379Rename to Mouzeltov
It's going to be another ct fest, isn't it?
Anyone have the Zywoo picture of him wearing a kippah?
>>2594401
Nuke is shit, Futa is going to go HARD on Mirage
futabros... we're losing
futa blew their load early and now they're limp
>>25945978-4 on Mirage T side isn't losing
>>2594597>>2594617it took some time to find Mouz's weak spot, now FUTa is gonna pound them hard
>>2594410
>mossad vs FUTACan't they both lose
>>2594662whoever win can still lose the next game
>>2593975That's just cope. They're angry because Europe has been flooded with Muslims and Arab owned clubs dominate football
paconer woke up from xis siesta
raped and eternally seething
mmmmm raped dane gonna get raped by trve finnish and kosovan bvll today
micebros......
Reminder that Saudis are based and purging DEI and trannies from the video game companies they purchase
zuttaner kwab
gg gizmy. hopefully he gets some good offers of the back of this
did they just scream NICE JEWS
>futasports ridding us of isrealmouzBased
>>2594143>Balkanskek turk rapebabiesShould have known it was balkaniggers
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelget in here
great to see monte eliminatedhope to never see this team again
>>2594711only jew2 left now
would have won with jimi just saying
Brollen IGL always qualified for playoffs
>>2594724there is also jewtality
>>2594722absolute nothingburger teamif you felt lukewarm about mouz, you felt lukelukewarm about montethe mouz mouz if you will
>mouz and monte are both outNice. Two faggot teams that I just can't stand.
What the FUCK does Spinx actually do
Chinks already eliminated, isrealsports out, zigger drone fodder next. The forces of evil will be defeated.
>>2594729true
can't even vote for the actual best player in the game, blitz robbed of his very prestigious potm award
>>2594143>I dislike Saudis but I don't dislike the Saudi royal family esports team this is how retarded you sound. serbian cognitive dissonance is really something else
>>2594711>>2594724>>2594729we need falchads to rid us of boretality, j2 will go out in groups or quarters anyway
Shut the fuck up you polniggers. Nobody cares about your turd worlder wars.
I knew after PSG won the CL this year (now 2 in a row) we'd be seething an uptick in seethe about falcons and ArabsEspecially since the traditional European clubs which they are/were proud of (halal, farca, buyern) have gone to shit + anger about the superiority of the EPL (which they also view as "Arab oil money")It's wounded European pride in their only sport. So the sports refugees here cope accordingly.There's also extreme levels of seethe about Saudis potentially hosting the 2034 WCIt's all the same people It's all the same motivation It's all the same seethe
>>2594778>day 1570 of the three day special military operation>500k zigger casualties>NATO soldiers are yet to enter the battlesounds like a win to me
Hope y'all are ready for KARABOĞA to rape and gape these sudaca frauds
>>2594807BASED
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394130/falcons-vs-9z-pgl-astana-2026What do you call the teams who lose to frauds?
TODAY I AM RUSSIANTODAY FRENCH YIDS FALLAS THEY DID IN THE PAST AS THEY WILL IN THE FUTURESLAVA BETBOOM
>>2594814>13-1'd
>>2594807>year 12 of 2-day anti-terrorist operation>hyhyls brvtally party-v& left and right>aid multiple times the size of ww2 lend lease (adjusted for inflation)
goatz
>>2594800the seethe comes from the fact that bedouins are buying up everything using money they only have because europeans found a use to oil.
someone got mentally locked in a basement and raped by Danes for years and years
>>2594848Sorry that happened to you.
>para becomes trash>BB suddenly T1.5why are Russians so powerful
>>2594814>The team that beat vitality ?
Is there even a NAFOtroon team left?
>>2594856Vita was never good, i'm afraid.
>>2594838>europeans found a use to oil.Americans*Plus Islam is responsible for the golden age in iberiaThey've contributed more to human society than several European groups
>>2594862Currently shitting on the sudaca frauds that made the zigger wunderkind piss shit and fart his pants
>>2594867>turks>natokek nafotroons reachingturks are spirtually saudis, your hated enemies
why do you retards keep replying to him? report and ignore
>*rapes snoretality*>*loses to hated russians*aieeeee
>>2594870Tick tock lil ziggie, tick tock
DonkSpiritRussiaThe protagonists of Counter Strike.The Reason we're here.
>struggling against betboom is now vitality doing wellcrazy the rut they're in
Boomed by boombl4
9s are weak on t-side
Isn't it kind of humilating for french people/zywoo/apex that they communicate in English? When you think about it mezzi is the real representative of the team and the only one who isn't cucked
Overpass is very ct-sided, betboom already lost this. Remember what happened to spirit on it.
BRINGBACKCHARGERSONLYMODE
>zigger messi struggled with this Embarassing lmao
>our guys castingbased, magog is a scraunders general
Zywoo is really playing well, i don't know how Vitality would do here in Cologne if he had a slightly off group stage, doesn't look good
hasbara sanctioned toggling
>>2594948I honestly enjoy all of our caster duos in the T1 circuit.
Vitality is the only team with big enough map pool to win bo5s, let's be honest.
>>2594954Legacy too
>>2594954Falcons too
>>2594954it's almost an unanimous opinion that if they make the playoffs they need to be stopped in qf/sf otherwise they'll win the final against anyone
>>2594968They're shit and getting 1-3'd. Irrelevant.>>2594971They're dogshit.
>>2594975Oh yeah they're bad? Just wait for this upcoming game against NaVi.
>>2594971they choke too much
>>2594978I don't need to wait. They lost to betboom and nearly choke against azuwu.
>>2594975>They're shit and getting 1-3'dthat never happened
>>2594949vitality has only played bad teams
>>2594954furia rapes in bo5 when molodoy is not ghosting
betboom is good thoughi know you're terrified of another good russian team but its true
>turkBVLLS beating the team that took down vitality
>>2594990choked against monte*>>2594991It's going to. Legacy are shit, they keep losing to total shitters.>>2594996Which is never so it doesn't matter.
furia got mindbroken at rio and it's not clear they've recoveredthey played zero good teams to qualify
>>2595002They got fucked by Aussies in football yesterday so they need a win
gulp vitality is back its gg
>ohne watching messi v ronaldo fan interactionsliterally confirming /sp/ discussion is allowed here
>>2595009brazil lost too spirituallywas a bad day for thirdies
>>2595012how old do you have to be to have strong opinions about messi and ronaldothere hasn't been a bigger brown civil war since the spanish one
>>2595018you wouldnt get it, you are unitestatian
WOXIC
jesuswhat a round by woxicwhat a choke though
>>2595021>unitestatianwhat part of latin america are you from
The MR12 experiment has failed. Now what?
Everyone knows Messi is better, only zoomers like N0naldo
WHAT THE FUCK WOXIC
Goatnaldo > pessiBut soccer is a team game so Argentina > Portugal
I get the feeling 9z should've closed yesterday, now they're going to get 2-3'd.
>>2595029Roma, Juventus, Liverpool,
>protagonists of counterstrike don't play for 4 days because valve thought a retarded chess matchmaking algorithm was a good solution for esports
do it for messi, 9z
caring about players is peak thirdiecaring about leagues is peak firstie
basedchesschads own this gennyif your elo is below 1800 don't reply
friendly reminder that messi is persona non grata amongst many thirdies now because he and argentina on the whole are MAGAified
>>2595037every single match point is going to be rent free in their headlooking back at the mirage 3v2 hold, the double peek wasn't even bad as a call, they had plenty of time to kill tn1r as he was surprised and not preaiming either and set up the 3v1 vs awp but they literally just whiffed their sprays, that would fucking haunt me
>>2595037sudacas shouldn't have sold the series on mirage against zigger drone bait, they deserve going out now
>sudacas get hot at the exact moment every sudaca is watching povertyballits unironically best for them if they just lose out and git gud after the WC endsif they do it right after argentina gets eliminated they can farm a huge following
>>2595053yeah double ot reverse sweep is rough, they've lost all confidence
my goatwoo
love the increase in noscopes woo baby
you're not a zywoo or vitality fan, you just hate russians
>hellraisers stickertake me back....
If you lose conversions you deserve to be fucking shot in the head.
FRAGGING IGL MAJ3R
Would falcons be better if they had picked up majer instead of karrigan?
How did 9z beat vitality on dust2?
My high DPI king Woxic......I'm kneeling.......>>2595107Falcons would be better off with Dazed than fattiggan.
>>2595109messi coach
How did Falcons get 13-1'd by 9z on Dust2?
>>2595109humblewoo wanted americas to have 2 stage 3 slots
>>2595109vita played like shit, 9z hadn't been studied as hard, 9z played well and weren't fatigued and mindbroken
35yo family man btw
>>2595117ronaldo coach
9z got so many rounds against liquid because it was meyern clipping donk with an awp
how do danes mindbreak a tranny so hard
>>2595111https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/2065929208761831796dazed would be better than any tier 1 igl
>>2595125Wait fuck, why did i say liquid lmfao i meant spirit Also, just look at this shit
>>2595109they're prepping for top tier teams, so they get caught off-guard by the carpet munchers
>>2595128holy shit he noticed an obvious blunder that 100% people watching also noticed as well, hire him right fucking now
>>2595128this mutt is seething because argentina is whiter than america
>>2595134
>>2595128>>2595137He's wrong as well. Look at those nades the rest of 9z were throwing. 9z thought spirit had already pushed up much closer to A site.
>>2595095Yes like every other normal person.
>>2595148Yes, these are from awp only or is this a 67 joke?....
>>2595149they had also gotten that backstab a few times to clinch some rounds; probably some overconfidence as well
>>2595149true, but his mistake was still that he needed to shift earlier because there is an uncertainty factor where they are positioned and you still have 4v3 advantage so no need to rush that much. he missed pressing shift for a few steps, unlucky and happens in high pressure moments.
>woxic 1v4 fires Aurora to Major playoffs over 9zwhy would he downgrade to Faze? unless it's only for money, but Aurora are a bookie org i think they pay relatively well.
>>2595165That was there but not as bad as dazed phrased it. They were probably comming "they're pushed closer, we are throwing util etc" and he thought he could use that util to his advantage.
zywoo has xray glasses
>>2595173cuz faze has aura and shit bro
>>2595149In advantages like that you don't need to get some epic flank, you just need to contain. slightly off the point but sp0r0t was literally deathballing around the map on d2 like retards with no strategy, zero map control on so many T rounds
Yeah ZyGOAT is back it's over d2nksissies
>>2595178>but not as bad as dazed phrased iti agree yes, it's just another one of his attempts to farm likes by dunking on someone
enough of zygoat this, donk goat thatThe REAL GOAT is about to get on
>>2595193how'd he age and turn twinkier
okay this is a pretty good map from Vitality all the way through, finally looking like themselves
>>2595200Groomed by NiKo
NATO dismantles another zigger operation
>>2595183all the clout and lawsuits too!
>>2595193how do people who seethe about saudi money defend all the betting money in esportsbetting is 10x worse than anything saudis ever did >nooo muh hecking journalrino got killeddont care reddit, dont need em dont want em
Why is jewZ wearing a hairclip?
vitality isn't nato its israeli
who's that pokemon???
why didn't mezii trade
>>2595223Bri'ish playa
>>2595221gyat damn he got fat again
>>2595214>2 fr 1 uk 1 esBro that's the most nato line up
>buy guns>lose>don't buy guns>winnice game magog
>>2595237one drop(player) rule applies in counterstrike1 russian = russian1 israeli = israeliplus zywoo is jewish so it's actually 2
getting insta dinked with running tec9 and getting aimpunch with this new update is so fucking annoying
zywoo really has a punchable face
>>2595246what is your problem?
*raped by cz award
>>2595214israel is nato by proxy tho, all these EU countries dont matter in NATO, US does and US = Israel
>>2595245Buy head armor
>>2595209My position is consistent I think esports should leave arenas and retvrn to hotel conference rooms and high school gyms. All pros should be on salaries less than 100k/yr, and the top end of that should just be reserved for the absolute peak players.
>>2595256holy larp
>>2595240Blame deagle, revolver and five seven, they need to be nerfed.
>>2595251>israel is nato by proxy thoshalom
>>2595258That's not what larp means.
>>2595264shut the fuck up you filthy pederast
>>2595256nah the sweet spot was when it was big lans but there were still a lot of national teamsnow it's been globohomoed up but at least it's still significantly less pozzed than regular sports
>>2595260i dont speak yiddish, sorry
>>2595268>non sequitir I win.
>grrr i hate russia so much i will now support israel against themhasbara found a way to get the chuds on their side
>>2595280Jewdaddies are based though
zorte's stache makes him look like a man out of time
boomich is what zygoo wishes to bea changed man
>>2595182the timing of when he started wearing glasses for "the aesthetics" and the existence of glasses with that kind of capability is certainly interesting
without zywoo vitality is nothing desu, they would have lost both maps
>>2595290A BETTER man.
changing by surgery is the equivalent of toggling to win in cs
>mouseslamming apex pressed af
Both Legacy and G2 should be in playoffs: Fact
>>2595256you're replying to paconerlike seriously how retarded do you have to be to fall for muh gambling worse than literal murder
>>2595307Gambling kills
ziggerbros...
vita almost overcooked that lmao
>keeping it close for our entertainmentGod bless you, Entertainerwoo
Time to kiss
zorte to the front
Vitachads reign supremeeven at our lowest we are on top#VitalityUp
Israel WON
kek the fat old mexican is seething about some faggot journie who deserved it
I thought French cuisine was supposed to keep you lean? Muh fresh bread muh cheese muh wine etc, so why is GodWoo also PlumpWoo?
>>2595331America
>you will never be kissed by flamez after qualifying for cologne playoff
gambling does SIGNIFICANTLY more harm to society than anything anyone in the middle east ever did (minus israel)
>>2595331>French cuisine was supposed to keep you leanwho told you that?
ziggers shrekt, *rab dogs next
>>2595331gout is the disease of kings, and kingwoo reigns supreme
>>2595331too much Malabi and Knafeh
>>2595331food portions are 25% of what is served to burgers and french people don't spend their days in mobility scooters
>>2595339>gambling haram in pisslam, guess why?
>>2595331None of those things you listed are healthy. Maybe cheese in moderation
>>2595344arabs already won thoughhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394990/aurora-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026crushed the team that beat vitality lol
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394130/falcons-vs-9z-pgl-astana-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2595209that guy was 100% a spy also, the other things they cry about like the worst people imaginable getting death sentences and random indians or whatever dying on the job is retarded too, it's a dangerous profession in norway as well and they're knowingly applying to those jobs cause they pay well
me & my foid
who's that pokemon?
>>2595358>calling Tvrkbvlls *rabswould actually get you killed in the streets of istanbul
^paconer samefagging because no one else will give him (you)sKWAAAAAAB
karrigan being fat and shit at CS makes his rape of you all the more hilarious
Is it really karrigan himself that mindbroke the schizo or was it all the danes collectively and karrigan is just the only one who hasn't retired?
>>2595380you will never be european dog
the raped >>2588209
>>2595307gambling ends countless lives and ruins many more, every day, as opposed to a one time thing to a guy who must've done something to have that be done to him
>didn't get a (you) the first time so she replied a second timeKWAAAAAAAAAB
Is there anyone more mentally traumatized than karrischizo?see a shrink lad
>>2595392Stop replying to me zigzog there is a drone grenade with your name on it waiting for you in donbass
>multiposting samefagging paconer thinks she's fooling anyone>keeps using "lad" despite being brownKWAAAAAAAAAB
utterly mindraped bloke
Miss me yet?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Harvey
>>2595379who's that pokemon?
ts nigga comback really be "you will never be eurogay" lmao
jfc it's too early for these two schizos to shit up the thread already
>>2595402there's more than two people ITT, for now at least until you and the one you're obsessed with kill it further, and why are you afraid to quote me? frail as fuck kek
>>2595420ignore and report them
>falcons about to play, I should go check magog>it's the same retards constantly shit posting and rage baiting each othergreatI think I'll try reading youtube chat instead for once
>>2595408why do you keep engaging him?
can someone repost that webm of m0nesy with the awp against BetBoom on matchpoint
jL on with ohne
>>2595433>>2589430
>>2595406i guess codex applies to roaches as well? damn!
HOW DOES KARRIGAN FAIL KILLING PEOPLE FROM BEHIND
>dust2 mirage anubisexciting...
>>2595443oh shit thanks, i thought it was in a prev thread
>>2595447it's just not very gentleman-like
Make this veto make sense from the falcons' standpoint.
>>2595427you're right
Our Spirit lads are in, why should I watch any of these matches?
>>2595455Because #FalconsAreHere
w0nderful
kwabus bitchere
I thought maybe the siren was getting old, but hearing the crowd ape it right after gives it some life still
idk why I keep expecting Navi to be improving. wonderful and makazze show promise one game and disappear the next
>>2595451They know they wont win so why not test their Anubis before the 2-2 stage?
>>2595451explain why it doesn't
>>2595474Retarded. You would've picked anubis right off the bat then instead, especially if you're sure you're not going to win.
jL played with Mouz for free lmao. he's teasing a cs announcement after the major though
>>2595479Ancient is there.
wtf teses??you're supposed to be the reliable one
Navi winning battle of the shitters
Navi need to play aggressively. If they let falcucks take control then the all aim no brain fags like monesy and kayosuck will run away with the map.
modern navi is so unlikeable
jL to Liquid so ohne can watch every Liquid game for us
fattigan just isn't it
>>2595482i'm pretty sure the deal was mouz would sign jloser unless they get 1st/2nd here
who's the guy on ohne's stream
>>2595497huh?>aleksi, beautiful and terra IQ agarthan chad>wonderful, sexy twink>makazze, based monkey style aggro rifler>imchad, stoic reliable rain-esque rifler>b1t?
>>2595487so what? they picked navi's weakest maps instead of their own strongest that navi is just as strong onhow is that hard to understand?
falcons should get rid of the hippo, he's clearly bad and he's holding back the based russian twinks
how does your awper not show up on dust ct side jesus christ
TeSeS superstar
>>2595508no, he makes the hatewatch 10000x more enjoyable
>>2594866those engines were european made, also the "golden age" lmao stupid thirdie. you're yet another inbred deluded retard, no need to consider you to be a worthy person, don't even bother replying to this post.
>>2595504trying way too hard
>>2595504>imchad, stoic reliable rain-esque rifler>b1t?swap b1t and iMiM is the vibes guy
>>2595490also, didn't even know this was a feature of the hudkinda neat
>>2594897only non french think we're obsessed about this. if it's optimal, it's optimal.
>>2595515everything I said is literally factual
Holy rape from kyosucky
NICE MAXIMNICE NIKO
lmfao absolute state of navi
>>2595519IDK I've never seen iM actually react. He's always /calma/. B1t at least smiles at times.
kek you just know the raped schizos are absolutely bubbling right now
>>2595535you're just as annoying as them
Is makazee Indian or gypsy or something
Wtf TeSeS is beasting
TESES
NICE RENE
Based Dane rapingReal PTSD hours
>TESESI kneel, daneGODS
i don't respect teams that perma intellectual maps like overpass
i dont respect this game for removing vertigo
Karrigoat in playoffs :)
>>2595050you don't know thirdies, they'll justify anything if messi is involved
>wonderful seething on the awp so hard he swaps to riflekek
>>2595558Vetrigo needs to come back to the pool. valve pls
>>2595567That's the correct thing to do.
is d2 this T signed or is navi just dogshit
rope was lacking so much in this stage. It has to be intentional. Is he doing a 322?I love seeing apEX malding and seething, tho.
>>2595577It's CT sided.
>>2595579robin only cares about playoffs
Bring back Train (old)
>biggest of every section in map>literally never usedi'd love to see a heatmap of every kill ever on this map to see exactly how dogshit this design is
>>2595579everyone's been lacking except Zywoo desu
>>2595588Its used to save all the time, occasionally Ts get kills on CTs in tunnel.
>>2595577Someone posted a win ratio of all maps yesterday and it was only this(by a little) and anubis with more t wins
>>2595588checked and dust 2 is a shit map only broke vatniks play
>>2595588which maps don't have areas that have almost 0 kills? btw the same could be said about how the gun balance is dogshit because you free pistols/m4/ak/awp make up 90%+ of all kills
wtf happened to navi in the past month?
DAMN HIPP0NIGGAN ON FIRE!!!!!!
KARRIGANweewoo weewoo
why didn't they just fix de_dust instead of binning it
>>2595588yeah no shit nigga, 5v5 CS isn't deathmatch to have even distribution of kills across the map
KARRIGOATOLD AND SHITTY AND STILL CRUSHING NAVI LMAO
>>2595596fair>>2595602my complaint is that it's gigantic compared to the rest of the map, seems retarded. most maps the biggest areas are a core part of gameplay
You just know navi will do the same to falcons on mirage.
Makazee almost saved his izzat there
Feels weird seeing Karrigan not depressed about to cry
>hmmmm
>>2595627wait till anubis lilbro
Falcons are winning!
>>2595627as long as the cameras are on him he's happy.
SOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARES
>>2595642Mashallah Mashallah
EASY FOR US
>>2595623>gigantic compared to the rest of the mapIts fine, COD / Valorant / BF6 map design is not correct, not evey piece of map should have non stop engagement on them. T plant / ramp serve their role perfectly fine.
CLENCH UP AND GET RAPED
>>2595625>falcons start on ct side>only win 4-5 rounds>proceed to get absolutely fucked on t13-7.
when karrigan mogs every navi player except b1t you know it's over
GODCONS
I'm scared bros.... Falcons looked good there... Even the hippo....
Vitality are going to rape everyone again.
jt liquid what do we think bros
would you rather 45 minutes alone with m0nesy and kyousuke or spend the whole event under the desk rubbing freya's feet
>>2595678sheever is still the only esports hag for me
>>2595631Mirage is all they get
>>2595677JT for siuhy and Krimbo for NAF seems like a possibility. But Liquid's got to replace ultimate if they ever want to be a serious team.
jewdaddies are winning on b stream
>>2595678monesy and kyousuke obviously and its not even about them, im not sitting under that table for 2.5 weeks even if she was commando in high-thigh slit dresses (although this sounds extremely hot)
>hasbarasports eliminated yesssThat uncut futa cock wasn't kosher was it rabbi
>alone nervous, don't speak language but then you see niko nicola kovac (⸝⸝0⸝⸝0⸝⸝)this ad is so fucking gay its not even funny
niko...
>>2595708>adsinstall streamlink lad
>>2595683based
why cant mpc hc work natively with twitch streaming now, it just shows black screenhave to use streamlink and google command line options because people still make command line tools for some reason
>>2595716are you dense?
stars over a jersey in anything except national football is extremely cringethe only other thing that should do it is the olympics
>>2595719either enjoy the ads or git gud at computers faggotand you're supposed to be using mpv
kek bye bye kekacy
navisisters... i dont feel so good
wait that retard fraud blade chose to start on the T side on mirage?
ummm navisisters?
awful start for falcons antis kek
>>2595731no
>>2595675That's a given we're all just having some cheeky fun shitposting until we find out who gets raped this time in a bo5 in the final
>>2595720it's the brownkaner iq at full display, he doesn't even watch the stream at all
Man, these ESL skits are absolutely golden. What a run.
>>2595737wait I'm a fucking retard lmao
>>2595725I dont use apps with garbage user interfaces
>watching breakslopgood goy
navi got this
>losing a clean 1 vs 1 duel to karrigangrIM
teams should put something in their contracts that says you lose salary every time karrigan kills you
>>2595728they probably threw cuz coach ban
>hasbara>slop>goylmao fucking poltard. you've been well formated you dumb fucking idiot.
>reading messageboardslopgood goy
holy kek the hippo is literally topfragging?
kek eat fucking aids w0nderful
>>2595776old man energy
monesy activated
just mosey on into his crosshair
so how did we lose 0-2 to bb?
Falcons will beat Vitality in the SF then choke to the finalists in the classic karrigan move
judging by recent games 4 is enough on t mirage
10 izzat for makazze
even with streamlink best quality the twitch video stream is smeary shit that needs nvidia super resolution to be cleaner
>>2595828youtube is cleaner for me
>may0gayzy constantly last alive sissy twink
>>2595836historically youtube has always been way worse bitrate, idk did youtube up it for all or is it some contract thing
time for GOAT IGL to prove his worth
>>2595828>>2595836Thats because youtube has higher bitrate / quality, twitch is just shit
>niggas too broke for youtube premium from a 4k tv and sit on a 5k couchkek fucking br0kies
Germany won 7-1 while ohne was live lol
>ohne
>GOATne
ngl I'm disappointed that the trophy is the basic cologne trophy, it should be golden
>>2595842>historically youtube has always been way worse bitratenot sure where you get that, youtube allowed "insane" levels of bitrate since 2017 which would ensure it practically always allowed for better quality, but in addition to that in 2023 they started using VP9/AV1 codecs
>>2595856WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONO SHOT WAAAAAAAAAS?????????
>>2595864I default to youtube in past tourneys since youtube has no ads and you can skip back the video, but it was a trend that streams were super blurry and I had to switch to twitch stream (through mpc hc) to get cleaner image.
Mad about are ohne
okay fuck t0ses get frozen NOW
>I love e-celebs!
>6. Falcons removed Ancient>7. Anubis was left overwhat the fuck? navi is good on ancient and i never see falcons play it. did losing ancient vs betboom break them mentally?
ohne wonwe wonTOjews lostyou lost
>>2595884frozen is joining Cloud9 after the major
>lets zoom in on this man's balding hairlinekek
t0s0s out and another super star in
>>2595891falcons have a good record on ancient they had like a dozen win run earlier this year
>>2595871You are correct, while youtube had better bitrate because of outdated codecs it looked worse, twitch started using VP9 in 2019. >which would ensure it practically always allowed for better qualityI should not have said this, i was wrong on this.
>>2595891>break them mentally?kek >implying this team was ever at a non mentally broken state
*gulp*Navidaddies might win this...
UH OH STINKY!!
My pickems are are coming down to Mongolz winning tomorrow's game and I'm good
>Niko gets raped by a wide swinging Albanian on map pointyeah it's over
it seemed like another dogshit half from karrigan, did he even get a kill in the 2nd half? first half he was doing okay
SAVE KYOUSUKE
Karrigoat t masterclass on anubus incoming
This game kinda boring I need *rabshitters to choke an unloseable round in spectacular fashion again to feel joy
>>2595918he's been crazy inconsistent this major
>>2595923best i can do is losing 5v3 on map pointwasn't spectacular at all unfortunately
it's time to reach outI know it's not his style to go 3-1, but I think the falcons boys need it
HOW CAN THE FAT FREAK KEEP DOING THIS???
>>2595915my pickems are basically down to navi winning this match. what a place to be in
>>2595917>>2595933kek isn't this the 3rd time this Major he had zero kills in a half?
are Aurora lowkey good again? they played well vs Spirit and beat everyone else 2-0
>>2595937lol he got those 8 kills like 5 first rounds
These 2 are top5 teams btw
>>2595943>lowkeyBack to /r globaloffensive with you
>>2595943I will never be convinced they ever got over thismaybe an IEM or major win would, but that's not gonna happen
>>2595947Falcons are the fakest top 5 team in CS, these niggas are unable to win a tournament for 1.5 year, not even a tier 2 tournament. if you can't win a single fucking tournament you aren't top 5, end of.
>>2595943they remind me a lot of Furia before they became title contenders. Really solid, dark horse team able to gatekeep titles but never lift trophies themselves. They have weak mentals in high pressure games so I don't think they're able to win big tournaments but I feel like they're confidently a semi-finalist team
b0tsuka needs to be banned from tiktok and other social media
why is teses on Falcons? He's been dogshit since Optic gaming and has always been the most middling player why is he on this 'super star' team?
boring ass gameI sleep
>Falcons already 4-0 CT side on AnubisIt's over
>>2595988They picked him up along the way when they rotated through 36 players and he somehow ended up sticking because he was inoffensive and not complete shit. In true *rabshitter fashion he and happy hippo will be cut after they inevitably choke and crash out of the major for 2 more stars and surely this time it will work
I've said since the pandemic started that you can tell Orgs don't have the venture capital money anymore cause every roster is this hobbled together mess of a team that seams to have very little chemistry or cohesion. But Falcons having all the money in the world and playing mostly dysfunctional kinda pokes a hole in my logic as to why CS teams outside Vitality/Spirit don't pass the eye test imo
falcons already reached the minimum ct side for anubis
>kyousu-ack
Kyosuke negative iq god damn
what drugs is kyousuke on
>>2595947>navi>top5kek
>niko started maldingIt's over
What's the most controversial name you think a pro-player could get away with? Like if a insane donk-level prodigy had the name of like 'gaybash' do you think he could get signed?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
nail biter
even when navi win a round they look like a joke lmao
That round shouldn't have been this hard to win NAVI
Holy shit, way to almost throw the round
>>2596013Tranimator
>>2595988he bails them out all the time though after niko and m0nesy die from whiffing/over peeking
Why is Navi not Ukrainian anymore?
>>2596013Falcons forced some Tekken player to change his name when they signed him, he used to be called Atif Butt but now he is just Atif.
>5v3, what could go wrongyou're a fucking asshole hugo lol
These retards just competing to see who can choke harder
>>2596028xD
GO CHADCONS
>>2596013Nagger caller
>>2596025Fighting games seem like they're full of furries which are trannies so I'm not surprised they are anal about that >>2596035Oh 'Naga' or 'Nagga' would be hilarious
>>2596013https://www.hltv.org/player/2477/negro
>>2596037There was an Overwatch pro called Nagga, but he changed his name to Naga later.
>>2596039>Nemanja Negrojevićkek
supposedly t sided map but i doubt it is with karrigan calling
Fuck this game I'ma watch nippon holland, praying for an entertaining *rab choke to come back to
>>2596039>>2596043"negro" is just "black" in a bunch of languages with zero connotations to niggers
>>2596047yeah they played anubis 0 times with him, this could be a Navi CT stomp as probable as any other outcome
>failcon fans rn
Decent recovery from NAVI.
karrigan gets a few kills in the first 5 rounds and then does nothing for the remainder of the map, every fucking game so far
>>2596062>>2595994pls go away
>>2596052I know, still it's bannable in many games because muricans.
every round win this game just feels like a coin flip of who fucks up worse
>>2596047>doubt it is with karrigan callingHow dare you!
time for karribot disasterclass t sides again
>>2596034jej who the fuck is making cs 'jaks>>2596072all of cs feels like a coinflip right nowit was supposed to be vitality's era and they're playing like trashspirit is running on pure donk go kill
>>2596080I made that 'toss right now because I was bored.
>>2596079just like dust2
Lmao that second smoke
karrigan missed smoke and didn't stick bomb with 0.1 seconds leftholy shit kick him and get zonic instead
it would have been nice for falcons to qualify here purely because of how angry it would make people but spirit is already through and they're the main bet
>need falcons for my pickems >literally the only time I will ever cheer for them >they struggle against a weak navi I hope their saudi sugar daddies throw NIko and his gay boy lover M0nesy off a roof
bro.. they had it in the bag..
Falcons still don't know how to play anything but dust2 and even that is a stretch.
one more day of practice is a good thing
One more tournament until Falcons adjusts to karrigan's calling
hahahaha karrigan taking fair duels is so fucking funny
Is karrigan fucking retarded?
holy shit, anyone but karrigan had a kill there
who will falcons face tomorrow if they lose this game?
>>2596117trueteams going in 3-0 are getting fucked
>IGL supposed to have the god tier T stratsKarrigan doesn't seem to have strats and his individual performance is sub par as well, he brings nothing to the table
ancient is literally dust 2 and they fucking suck on it
karrigoys...not like this...brootal
>>2596127Nomads
I don't understand how people can possibly seethe about getting raped by karrigan, he's so fucking dogshit. Did he used to be good?
HHAAHHAAHHAA B0T
lmao b1t, just like me
>>2596127
No one cares about Anubis that shit is gone for cache next update
>>2596129>Karrigan doesn't seem to have strats and his individual performance is sub par as well, he brings nothing to the tablefraid so
surely falcons can take the mongolz tomorrow
>>2596147you would be surprised
>>2596142I need fut g2 and falcons to win. This is not good.
>>2596147falcons has the home crowd advantage
11 is all they get
>>2596142uh oh
>if navi wins I need G2 to beat 9z to get my pickems >if falcons win I need Mongolz to beat 9z grrrrrrr
>>2596152Disadvantage*
whoever wins this game play vitality in the quarters?
*gulps*
>karrigan can't call t-sidenoobs
>>2596160we wont know until tomorrows games finish
navi will throw this
Still throwable at this pace
>tranime m4wtf
ok teses stays
TeSeS has had some crazy plays this series
OT incoming
based dane :)
They call him TeSes because he bas such huge testes
>stack 4 b>karrigan sends his troops aabsolutely groomed
Falcons are choking it at 11. They were too retarded and lost too many rounds after winning 5 on CT. They would've won this already.
and the crowd goes wild..
T SIDE STATUS???? REDEEMED
>stack 3 a>karrigan sends his troops babsolutely groomed with sugar on top
>>2596193geg
>>2596193Okay they are choking it at 12.
blade on the verge of tears kek
Aleksib crying interview is a must in a major
blade mental collapse arc incoming
our nigga teSeS...
blade looks like his country got invaded or something lmao
Now this is a karrigan game
blade about to send a mobster to kill these guy's wives and kids I swear to god
OTthank you mister karrigan!
masterclass
lmao blade is fucking shook. trying to hold it together.
its over
>>2596203Yes, now watch falcons lose 16-12, these dumb niggas just lost.
>>2596222trips confirm? let's see!
>>259622216-13*
>I WILL DELIVER
keep an eye out for that kid named teses
KINGriggan calling some godtier shit for this 6-11 comeback into winning the series
Navi cannot win a man advantage lol
I FUCKING LOVE YOU TESES
fucking bullshit
>>259622916-14*kiosk and karrigan are fucking retarded.
Did TeSeS get told he'd get kicked if they lost this series or something
HOLY FUCKING TESES I KNEEL
>dane does his best to elevate team being weighted by down a danesuch is the yin and yang of the nordic people
piece of shit crowd
>>2596222Falcons win 16-12 confirmed
>>2596251?
double OT pleaseI know you can do it karrigansleep can wait, give me more kino
16 is all they get
TeSeS PLEASE stop playing well, I want you OUT of that shit team...
falcons couch must've lost like 20kilosgood for him
Dumb niggers with no cohesion (falcons)
what a script
IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THISfucking faze vibes in this match
whats the point of the bomb timer to "click" when you can still defuse it after
>>2596290>>2596290migrate at image limit
KWABSUKE
WONDERGOAT
K I N OINO
>>2596275I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL
ANOTHER FUCKING OT
Too funny how karrigan is only getting kills on players in 1 shot territory lmao
HERE WE GO AGAINfeel the falcons have the upper hand tho
>>2596303>>2596304Nice
kino match
>not intentionally throwing so you get a free playoff semifinal win against FURIA
>>2596301way too early
>>2596320>implying FURIA are going to win their quarters match
>>2596310>still more kills than aleksib
yea im not using that thread
Every fucking 4v5 goes against the team who gets the opener what the fuck is this lol
karrigan would've won that 16-14 if he wasn't so fucking shitkiosk has been shit as well
aleskib is such a baiter, must be the igl who finds himself the most as the last player alive
if this match doesn't get you horny, you're nat a cs fan
>>2596324it's never too early when the woobro is around
>>2596339cringe
coach wants to fucking die
nice teamflash im
wonderfool missing the easiest shot
>double OT
w0nderful is too good for these shitters
excitement levels are off the fucking charts
Can monesy play one round like a normal player and not like a retard that has to record highlights
TESSES YOU WONDERFUL DANISH MAN
when will makazze reconnect
>>2596359one more round saaar
if kyousuke had like 5% more discipline in pressure moments this would be a done map
>>2596359he sold the cables
Karrigan should've just sticked it
>>2596359after b1t arrives at the stadium
>>2596359when teses leaves the server
TESES YOU FUCKING PSYCHOFUCK MY GIRLFRIEND PLEASE!
OT3
>>2596368slavshit
>>2596371everyone's a critic
tesesGAWD
tesses is getting kicked, he wouldnt play this well otherwise
b0t
>>2596339why is it so hard for you to wait until the image limit
the ghosts of anubis
gg shit stack call
Allah is great, it's over.
DANE ON TOPDANE ON BOTTOM
current karrigan is obviously the worst performing t1 player of all timebut aleksibot is fucking dogshit too
>stack A>karrigan brings them Beat shit haters
navi chokenavi cry
YOULEARNYOURPLACEAYHAHAYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>cycle through 10 igls>wincon is still just teses randomly megafraggingkek
aleksib is hiding his bald isnt it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rip my pickems
damn u saw that scab on aleksis scalp? nigga picking hair off from stress
Who will blade spank?
Karrigan is like a make-a-wish kid getting carried through the major
never doubted in GOAT IGL, GOAT rifler, baby GOAT, next donk and teses
peak karrigan gameif niko doesn't tilt playoffs are gonna be fucking awesome
>alsksib and b0t (almost) having the same number of kills as KarriganLMAO
EASY FOR US BABY
falcons having the hippo makes it even more humilating when they beat you 4v5 lmao
we're almost surely getting falcons vs vitality quarters
>teses has been good >monesy is still an adhd retard and it will cost them the major>kiosk has been dogshit>niko has been unstable>karrigan.....
KARRIGAN PLEASE JUST DM FOR LIKE 3 DAYS STRAIGHT
>>2596410>karrigan>>2596395
>>2596408>almost?
>>2596417Congrats on barely beating the team that got blasted by spirit and almost lost to mongolz 2-0 I guess
I need two out of >mongolz>FUT>Na'Vito win tomorrow to save my pick'ems. How fucked am I?
they really need to remove al lthe shit teams from major this is what we want to see
>>2596416DM you mean Don't Mpractise?
Karrigan rapes /magog/ again
>>2596422>Congrats thanks, im pretty happy atm
>>2596422>na`vi lost so now they're garbage or somethinglmao reminder these fags were literally calling them top5 just 90 minutes ago
>>2596423Navi are throughThe other two I'm not sure about but FUT have been more solid than mongolz overall, unless 910 pops the fuck off nuclear-style.
>>2596434I'd say that's more a comment on how inconsistent the top teams are at the moment
>beating navi means karrigan is shitthe lengths haters will go to....you guys need jesus
>>2596434They are (when the fucking indian and the zesty nigga actually play the game)
>>2596426Already forgot spirit - 9z?
>struggling this hard vs n0vigod i hate fattigan
God. Every team somehow has just slowed down and began showing the signs of regress, except for Vitality. Those negroes have only gotten better.
>>2594792>>2596395:)
>map 3 ot2 against aleksib0tThis is your "goat" igl? Oh nahhhh
only 1 major out of 22? oh HELL nah
Apologize
having spirit/vita start on the same side of the bracket is going to lead to one lame ass final game
Based FalconGODS>>2596448oof, bad time for that anon
>>2596447kek what? vitality's t side is a mess
>>2596454mickey mouse major already huh?
>>2596447>except for Vitalityvita regressed as well and by a lot i would say.They would have lost today without zywoo, he dropped 2kd in both matches
>>2596447Spirit is great
navi got Khashoggi'd :)
>there's a non-zero chance that karrigan wins the only major he participated in but didn't personally qualify forhow mad are the trolls and newbies going to be?
>falcons win
>>2596459idk falcons/vita/spirit on one side and teams like aurora 9z furia on the other is just lame
very high chance of vita/falcons quarters now btw
>>2596471Hope furia or aurora wins it that would be funny as fuck
>>2596471>bracket rigged to get a growing CS market into the GF of the major
>>2596459>mickey mouse major already>alreadyit was confirmed the microsecond they decided to use a shitty chess ranking sytem designed for throwing shitters out of a 128 man competition
>>2596483it is and not just bracket i refuse to believe 9z went from 13-1 to beating vita and nearly beating spirit.
fuck u kassad for doubting karrigan, u bald faggot
>>2596490karrigan didn't do shit lmao teses has just been lifegaming
zywoolad where are you
>>2596492stfu
>>2596489They just all in'd on antistrating to glory hunt But you can't antistrat "donk go kill"They lost to shitters like f0ze, they're objectively not a good team
>>2596492>falcons lose T-side>"it's karriga's fault!">falcons win T-side>"it's just a player lifegaming!"you people are so easy to spot it's not even entertaining anymoretry harder
>>2596505both of those are true doebeit
>>2596463Not really stable. I still don't see them in top 2, semis if they get a lucky bracket is where they'll go out.
>>2596496
>>2596505I don't even hate karrigan or blame him for anything. It's just a fact Teses has been on fire
>>2596013ammar the fucker, that's probably the limit, anything worse wouldn't be allowed unless his last name contains the same no-no word
>>2596510Who the hell do you see at the top 2 if not vit and spirit
>>2596467just like denmark at the euro 1992
why didnt you tell me jl was on ohne? now i need to rewatch match.
>>2596505A lot of people here are deeply traumatized by karrigan and other danes from shit long ago
>>2596519Navi actually or Furia.
>>2596522I did earlier. He didn't really say much. He did say Mouz didn't pay him to play and he will have a cs announcement after the major.
>>2596476honestly betboom beating fut, mongolz beating 9z and navi beating g2 sounds very possible
>>2596528nigga
>>2596193>>2596203>>2596222kek karrigoat won, you lost
>>2596529SPIRIT JL
>>2596476with spirit on their semis as well
>>2596533?Blade will whip them into submission after this fuck up and they won't make the same mistake.Playing on stage will give them a boost.They actually have strats and team cohesion, can pull of comebacks, provided 1 or 2 players activate mid game. They're very close to vitality, they're just less consistent and don't have ropz and zywoo on their team.
>>2586159Blessed post
>>2596551holy shit look at those tits
>>2596559his is a sculpted body like a greek statue
>>2596550Navi has never won against spirit.
>>2596568they have won twice. but one of the times was in groups and they lost vs spirit in playoffs.something like 12-2 in series
>>2596559it's a sports bra
