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>donk>spirit>russiaThe Protagonists of Counterstrike.
w0nderful with his best s1mple impression
another mickey mouse coin flip major
>>2596295you mistyped FaZe three times
>>2596290b0tniggan is so desperate for kills he could have gotten 2 there.b1t did not check him and there is HIGH chance wonderbot wouldnt either. b0tsuka is A FUCKING BOT
>>2596312they mickey moused up everything because vitality winning was killing ratingsthen vitality started choking anyway lmao
Fuck me what was that round
Fucking Teses carried these trashcans
doubters?
falcons having the hippo makes it even more humilating when they beat you 4v5 lmaoalso hilarious that their top and bottom fragger are both danes
oh so thats why has that haircut
>he doubteded
YOUR OWNPERSONALJESUS
It really is a sight to behold how fattigan keeps avoiding rape by the skin of his teeth and the magog troon that hates him gets progressibly angrier lol
Finn "karrigan" Andersen has won approximately 38 to 40 premier and major championship events across a decorated 19-year Counter-Strike career (spanning CS 1.6, CS:GO, and CS2).
karrischizo on suicide watch kek
>>2596312This. No ENCE = not a real major
whats our cope when the WOO rapes falcons anyways
>>2596568>Navi has never won against spirit.They will eventually, and it could be here in playoffs, where it actually matters (if they meet).
It must be so humiliating to lose to falcons with karrigan, you're basically playing a man up and you still get raped kek
why does he never get praised? he wins vs navi almost every time.
>>2596579Thats a lot of future ifs which have no effect on the current rankings respectfully
>>2596575Ze poo had his bussy gaped by falcons last 3 times...
>>2596588fat
>>2596589They could beat them. It really depends on whether b1t and wonderful get to play their game.
anyone else think navi just loses vs g2? they're so mid. yeah they're a bit better than g2 but they're mentally broken.
>>2596600Nah. I don't think so. Them losing dust was almost guaranteed. They won their mirage convincingly and would've won anubis if they hadn't gone full retard.
>>2596588everyone hates fat people
>>2596600no, Navi looks bad but G2 look equally as bad and it's objectively a worse team in fundamentals, plus Navi bans overpass which is G2's best map. i'd really be surprised if Navi loses tomorrow.
I'm told this donk guy is the best player in the scene right now? any big highlights or games i should watch?
>>2596604Just came back from the toilet, where I left a massive Makazze.
it's a one of karrigan's players pop off and karrigan gets praised for it episode
>>2596624>zonic not helping carry the weight and just flying aroundaccurate
Can makazze regain his izzat after that horrible performance?
Who's this nigger that keeps using the polslang (brics nato hohols ziggers) unironically?
>this guy>Implying singularkek
>>2596624Rare funny ai slop
>>2596667Are you telling me there's a group of mentally ill faggots posting outside of their containment board? Grim.
Holy fuck spirit (and CIS) are dogshit on pistols. That alone already is bad.
>>2596678Spirit's round 2 conversion btw
Falcons are playing Vitality in quarters unless the tomorrow's outcome is this In which case they're playing betboom in quarters and then either furia/navi in semis. The brackets ain't free for Spirit either, they'll have to play Vitality either way, if they don't bomb in quarters that is.
>>2596705according to HLTV simulator, with that outcome you posted Vitality would be playing Aurora, not BB. so who to believe?
>>2596720based illiteratechad
>>2596720>Falcons are playing Vitality in quarters unless the tomorrow's outcome is thispicrelated is the outcome
>>2596736GIGAbased illiteratechad MOGS grammarcel
>>2596736>they'reFalcons are playing betboom, anon. That's what I meant.
>>2596746yeah sorry i got it now, it's late
so most likely it's Vitality/Spirit/Falcons on one side and Furia/Navi on the other. i wouldn't say Falcons are a serious contender though. Spirit and Furia would probably be the most exciting final for a netural, Vitality would beat anyone and Navi are mental midgets against Spirit.
>>2596760I think navi would be good against spirit in a bo5 specifically.
>>2596763interesting, why do you think so?
I think it's the first time money shaked someone else's hand before Niko's and it was karrigan
>>2596769Better map pool imo and they're also competitive on most maps that spirit themselves play (ancient, mirage).Vitality will fuck everyone in a bo5, so if they don't get eliminated along the way then I'd say they're taking the major.
m0NESY fazing up? Bros, he's starting to believe...
>>2596777>he's starting to believe...touching faith, if you will
Goddamn, this retard even had util. This retard can't really be fixed.
>buchholz system>has nothing to do with books>has nothing to do with woodvery epic valve
>>2596839le visible crashout but not reprimanded by admins btw
>>2596839honestly this is disgusting behaviour, dude looks at the camera, he's basically saying it's not his fault.
players who use leetspeak in their name should be punished
>>2596872interdasting...I never thought highly of bl0d3 anyway, seemed like a s1mple babby
if I have 67 in my name, am I cooked?
I support my left handed goats woxic and matys
>>2596881probablyit'll die it eventually, like most other memes
where is the nigga with the russian reaction. no way that mf is gone when the major is happening
All of this only to get raped and gaped by a fat frenchman in the grand finals
kwaaaaab niggas out here unironically creating falcuck 'jaks>>2596326as much as I hate fathipp0niggan at least he got falcucks to qualify comfortably for the playoffsbut 4v5s can never withstand the gauntlet, especially considering they might be facing vitality in the qf
>>2596662>>2596672It's literally just one very deeply disturbed individual. He'll use all the tricks in the book to convince you he isn't samefagging but it's literally just him. Chikaner/paconer/cuckaner whatever you wanna call him. Any retarded racebait post or russia/denmark/bosnia worshipping post is all him. Just ignore.
>>2596918he's seething like mad that spirit and falcons won
kek karrischizo malding
>>2597065He'd be here to post about navi. (if he's actually from there)
>>2596918Yeah that would be interesting to see
>>2596921>fat frenchmanZywoo is how I envision the average cs player to look like
>Karrigan was the pro-ACK!!!!!!!!KEK
>now failcl0wns get to be humiliated in front of the whole crowd AND more online viewersKWAAAAAAAAB
kek karrischizo triggered instantly
FUT vs BBWho's favoured?
>if FUT wins they go against Spirit in quarters>then Falcons/Vitality semisImagine FUTA Major Champions after going through the hardest bracket hoooooly...
GOD BLESS KARRIGAN WHO QUALIFIED FALCONS TO THE MAJOR PLAYOFFS UNLIKE KYXSAN OH WAITGOD BLESS KARRIGAN WHO MADE FALCONS BEAT TEAMS LIKE NAVI FURIA UNLIKE KYXSAN OH WAITGOD BLESS KARRIGAN WHO MADE FALCONS WIN GRANDFINALS UNLIKE OH WAIT
there's no way anyones going to bat for this ugly fucking balkan mystery meat
>>2597174fut
>>2597204just putting into perspective the karrigan glazing because so far they have shown no changes from the kyxsan stint
>>2597174veto could get weird with matching permas, i think betboom has higher seed so they'll choice on 1st/2nd pick
>>2597242Surely they ban Nuke
>>2596839Earlier in the game when they completely throw their lead he started cracking up lol dude is just done with these clowns
>>2597174FUT is favored on paper but only slightly because of all the things they did this season, BB are in good form right now so it could be a good match
BRINGBACKVERTIGO
>>2597313after winter cobble my friend
>>2597313+vertigo+cache-dust2-mirage
>>2597239did falcons get to many grand finals with him?
>>2597322yes 7 times
>>2597328including recently?i never really followed falcons, i would guess they were in a slump that they benched him for karrigan
>2597319least retardestest magogger
>>2597330they benched him because they achieved nothing noteworthy with him and figured that expecting a different result was the definition of insanity so they made a bet by hiring karrigan who has more experiences in major. so far it's still the same shit with karrigan.
How many weeks after the major until we get a map pool change
>>2597353new season is around 2-3 weeks later
>>25973574 weeks max until the death of mirage...
>>2597330
seems like while karrigan isn't very good, kyxsan is worse
>>2597353enough that i'll be forced to have a deadmap in the pool for the first week of eseafuck valve fucking subhumans
How would Falcons have done in the BO5 against Vitality in Melbourne with Karrigan?
>>2597459I can't remember shit about that match, but looking at the stats it seems like they would get 3-0'd because kyxsan played really well in the 2nd map (which they won).
>>2597552All I remember is may0nesy throwing the match with his retarded jump peek on Nuke.
sure buddy, it was the best awper in the world ruining it, not teses playing like a retard
t1s1s = ra1nanyways it's all n0k0's fault
boring ahh 0 hype major yawn
I still remember HeavyGOAT's choke against Navi on Inferno in Austin......
s1mple should join faze or liquid and then retire
>s0mple should [....] retirecorrect
Broky and Ultimate should 1v1 on awp_india and the loser has to join an Indian CS team.
Why has mirage become CT sided
+season
>>2597727*winner
>>2596839he starts seething every time navi loses with man advantage
>>2597770And the loser?
>>2597783Stays where they are
>>2597729Most maps have, maybe cause of the animgraph update?
>>2597729as a map it's always been more CT sided it's just occasionally the game itself is so T sided it switchedbut for most of CS:GO and 2's life it's been CT, 10-5 was a pretty normal expectation in GO
>>2598088>the game itself is so T sidedhuh?
>>2598095the game itself has shifted multiple times from CT to T sided due to balance changes and mechanics
>>2598105when was it ever "so t sided"?
>>2598156the game has been overall t sided multiple times in it's life, i know because ive been playing since CS was just a mod for half lifeone example is the start of cs2 with the built in peekers advantage
>>2598156Start of CS2. It was more T-sided before the CT rifle price reduction and team money per T kill
is /magog/ an M4A4 or M4A1-S general?>Umm acktually we're an AK generalhave sex
>>2598177sorry blud, this is the mac-10 zone
>>2598177we're AUGniggas
wouldnt it be cool if the gun meta was at least a little different from 1.6
>>2598187It is different though. When's the last time you've seen someone pull out a TMP?
>>2598182*AUGsissies
>>2598177UMPchads reporting for dutyHere's b0tniggan mowing down chumps with the umphttps://youtu.be/miTevx4QNzE?si=CvZ7isl75L6RBbI2
w0nderful actually looks like a muslim woman
These are the brackets we're most likely going to see.
>>2598255dude is gay as fuck even now when he tries to be masculine, he is just a faggot
What is magog watching instead of this dogshit noname matchup?For me, it's funny cat videos on youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXzSlG6r7Y
>>2598306WE are watching this game with your mother
>>2598308she is only watching because she is paid to be there
>>2598288if Falcons can beat Vitality then everything opens up, but otherwise I don't think they can lose to Spirit or Navi
>>2598320Well, if there's a chance to beat them it's in a bo3.
>losing to a stack of 5 mongolians raised in the same yurt on the same horse's milk who all played on the same computer in the only computer in mongolia in the capital ulan bator that they rode the horse there once a week to practice some csmongolians are the master race
9z can only win vs good teams
Falcons are fuckign stupid for beating navi. Learn to manipulate brackets unironically, you dumb niggers. You basically served navi the best brackets they could ever ask for and fucked yourself.
>>2598339We at Falcons LOVE a challenge
>>2598339loser mentality
>>2598339nah, because they easy could've lost to like mongolz in the 2-2 bracket
>>2598342It is indeed the loser mentality, especially if you're about to get fucked in quarters because of it.>>2598344They would never lose to mongolz. They will, however, lose to vitality.
>>2598347But Falcons beat Vitality the last 3 or so times they faced each other?
>>2598339Jew2 is gonna eliminate n0vi thoughtever
>>2598347falcons is the one team has more problem with other teams than vitality
>>2598348>>2598354They will never beat vitality when it actually matters, i.e. major playoffs. They can sometimes beat them in groups or at some mickey mouse blast event. Why even ponder this? It's most likely vitality - navi grand finals like I said.
>>2598359I agree, honestly, just shitpostingI know they'll lock in for this
>>2598344you just know they wanted to make it to playoffs regardless of who they'll face, if they lost yesterday their entire mental would've collapsed from it
This is the only good outcome because the matches can actually be interesting throughout.
>2598365fuck off maui
i like how spunj is comming that the observer needs to pay more attention
well looks like vitality falcons quarters are likelyfunny thing, 9z might get furia quarters too and somehow i think theyre more likely to beat furia than bb, fut, g2, aurora, etc
Senzu would never let this happen
p0mp is actually a better host than analyst
Imagine Kerry coaching NiKo IGL, we will have cinema for years to come
>>2598381WE love maui here
if 9z wins is anyone getting diamond lol
>>2598426if I'm getting a 5 from this stage, on the playoffs im making some hard baller throw picks
>>2598434navi 3-0 is so low iq
>>2598442Navi are finishing 2nd at this major, at the very least.
This makes the redditor piss and shit their pants in fear
>>2598451our fucking heroes
unironically he's back and probably 10x better than sunpaypal and torzshit
>>2598451The /magog/ crew.
>>2598434could've been worse
>>2598480I mean, he's numbers are better, but 0.85 is not much better than sunpayus and torzi
>a non-br sa team in major playoffsI'm okay with thatmongolz need to get their shit together before vying for trophies
>>2598451A fag, a jeet and a manletwalk into a bar...
glad for 9z, the most deserving team of stage 3
>>2598498yeah mongolz ain't looking too greati guess they got to the 2-2 game, but it hasn't been inspiring
>glad for 9z, the most deserving team of stage 3
0m0ng0l0lz
>>2598511did you miss their rematch on Saturday buddy?
>>2598517they still lost
>>2598517he's just being a cunt, ignore him
>>2598509Seems like they've not been the same since the roster stuff
maybe mongolz should prac next time. only reason they have gotten this far scraping wins out of b8 and monte
>>2598451Add pimp and you might have just achieved perfection
>>2598521yeah, you've gotta wonder what exactly went down with senzu
Hooxichads, are we safe?
>>2598529holy shit our anti-work goat just got fired...
>>2598529astralis might as well disband with dead weight like hooxi on the team
#TodoVioleta
you know paconer be SEETHING rn
>>2598534>paconerwhat does that mean?
>>2598534Surely he's onto bigger things now? (Spamming his shitty memes on the World Cup threads)
>>2598539he's convinced some namefag from /int/ or /sp/ is posting here for some reason
mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, sadder than you and me
>>2598543but pol/int/sp fags be postin on here DOE(very low quality posts btw, ruined magog btw)
I want to fuck Monesy so fucking much
this nigger really asks a losing player "how you feeling" and then reads whatever his boss told him to ask. fucking useless bums working at esl
The mongolz downfall is so sad. Everybody in Mongolia probably hate senzu atp
>>2598550its the traditional post defeat humiliation ritual https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_D1s4nhh_s
>>2598550What tournament was it when the losing team had to spin a wheel or something ridiculous?
It's over for us Nikobros
>>2598555if it's ridiculous and cringe, probably blast
>>2598557they could shove karrigan in aim trainer for 3 days and that alone would increase their win chance by 10%
>>2598561Imagine karrigan trying to defend sites while flamez, zywoo and ropz are running at him. haha. Falcons are so fucked it's not even funny.They nearly lost to mouz 2.0 (NaVi) with aleksi afk
>>2598569the only thing he's doing currently is dying so he has intel on 1-2 enemy players, and then he starts playing backseat andy on the rest
>>2598557>It's overthe fuck are you on about?they're going for the trophy. You think they'd rather meet vitality in a bo5?
>>2598557best chance to topple the woo and end this boring fucking era
>>2598569yeah, i was thinking about this yesterday. Vitality and apex are playing kinda bad this tournament, but even this "bad" apex clears karrigan by 0.2 points in rating, that's a pretty big difference. and magixx clears him by 0.3. this is Falcons' side of the bracket, no fucking way can they beat these teams with such a deadweight. in the end, probably will lose on this Major as a DIRECT consequence of bringing in the new player (him being bad and uncarryable that is). kek
>>2598557niko is going to HUMBLE zywoo
I think it's like this.
BOOMBL4 HOLY
FUTbros what the fuck
>>2598633coolio just told them to pick up their balls, chill
beginning to look like you just shouldn't pick mirage since you'll start t and get raped 11-1
BOOMBL4 GAWD
I guess talent isn't stored in the fat after all
CMTRY IS SO FUCKING DOGSHIT
holy raped
nafosisters...i don't feel so good
>>2598645betboom are still choking the series, might even choke this miragedef not winning nuke, even though their stats are good there but i think fut are gonna lock the ct side hard
FUT map pick too, oww
Mirage is ct sided, relax.
boombla needs a new name now he is slim, that's a fat guy's nickname
>>2598658squeakl4
Here comes the reverse sweep. You've been warned.
cumback starts NOW
>>2598672Don't know, was busy fucking your mom you deranged pol troon.
third world poltranny detected
T-SIDES AREDIFFICULT
I don't know about Krabeni as a player, but as a motivator he's great
M4A1-S wins that, they keep losing duels to pistols with the inferior smoke-spamming M4
why is mirage suddenly ct sided like the old nuke?
>>2598693Always was ct sided.
Volvo should redesign Mirage a bit, and also drop the sandnigger theme and make it more like the original style.
Why can't fucking karrigan shoot like boombla (today) (he wasn't good against furia)
/ourguy/
>>2598702https://x.com/CS2LANS/status/2066419166530171048this team is krazy
Map 1 stats
Oh my God, I thought the second one was nuke but it's dust2. Betboom are fucked lmao.
>>2598713boomich is too big a guy for FUT, I fear
>>2598714
>>2598714Okay, why the fuck did they ban anubis and picked dust2 instead?
>>2598714>betboom banned anubiswat
>>2598718fut raped vita on it and have low reps so less demos to study
>>2598724Yes but vitality literally had played 4 games on anubis up until then. Also betboom played vitality on it themselves in atlanta.
Interesting. I wonder what side they're starting on. Dust2 is notoriously ct sided but fut's t stats are better than their ct stats.
i hope bb wins. from stage 1 to playoffs :O
>>2598732betboom's stats for comparisonjesus why the fuck are cis teams so shit at pistols, literally every team is <50%
>>2598738Them winning would fuck the brackets HARD style like.
I got B8 for 0-3 and Spirit for 3-0. Already got Falcons, don't care for BetBoom or FUT, got them both. NaVi needs to not job against G2 and we're gucci.
>>2598747top half hydrogen bomb, bottom half coughing baby
>>2598747Navi aint winning today
The donk army is winning this major #donkarmy
Check your corners bros.
>>2598747holy fuck lolKrabeni is damn good
>>2598752You're an idiot if you actually think that.
>>2598709he can't shoot like anyone in tier 1, unironicallylook at the last 3 tournaments stats, karrigan was always like top 3 worst players in rating despite his team going far and having a bunch of relatively easy wins. on fucking CAC which is a tier 2 tourney only Fisher College players were worse than him.
no richard lewis no majors club today?
>>2597779>>2597276and yet he refuses to change the obvious shitters in the team. He made his own bed with a bunch of mid players, now let him sleep in it.
holy shit what a retake, that was insane
Good retake but also I think boombla should've stayed on the box instead of catwalk.
>vit-falcons quartersVitabros... I'm scared
>>2598557No Fans Dan better sleep with one eye open. Last time karrijesus meet him he had fucking bruhky and jcobb, this time he{s coming in with the big guns THE GOAT RIFLER, THE FLASH, DONK 2.0 and teses.
>>2598783i don't think the coach is in charge of transfers. Navi spent almost zero dollars on the main team since getting w0nderful, and that was in late 2023, almost 3 years ago. i'm pretty sure b1ad3 would make changes if they were possible, regardless of what is said in interviews.
>>2598752as bad as navi's form has been this major g2 has only been held up by heavygod
>>2598557falcons win this btw
Betboom lost some free rounds desu. They probably still have a chance if they get all 7 but fut's t side is stronger than their ct.
Theres a very real chance now that Falcons wins this major with seeding.
>>2598809>palying vita and then potentially spirit or whatever team beat spiritYeah no chance
>>2598809vitality and spirit is far from favorable seeding for them
>gets flashed standing in the open in a headshot angle>jumps cmtry wat doing?
>betboom will lose the pistol because their pistol win % is shit>instant 6-7You've been warned.
>>2598815didn't see it but sounds like another case of the mousewheel jumps retardation
>>2598783>>2598793Rumor has it they spent a fuckload on their league roster or whatever but I don't know for sure. I doubt they're starved for money anyway, considering they're pretty popular org and also probably bookie sponsored.
>>2598811>>2598812They always beat Vita and Spirit is just 1 fluke and then the finals is super easy
>>2598827>They always beat Vita and SpiritYeah beat spirit 3-0 in astana
mfs really thought a pick n ban could affect the outcome of any CS2 match, these players have 10k hours in the game
I can’t remember the last time I randomlylost audio while playing cs2.Do you think all these tech pauses for audio issues are legit?
>>2598793>>2598823Just bring back jL and send iM to the glue factory
>>2598838You mean makazze? Makazze was the one they replaced jL with.
>>2598838jL is already teasing that he is taking brollan's spot
>>2598837Usually the app used for voice comms is the issue.
Holy fuck they almost threw it by not trading him instantly.
>>2598838nah i think b1ad3 doesn't wanna work with quitters who need a year of "break" from pro CSin retrospect, the best move would have been to promote dziugss with makazze, that way you'd have both a lurker and aggro rifler and roles would fit very well. but of course it's easy to say that now when we see how good he is.
why are gaimin gladiators and b8 players the top selling major stickers lmao
>>2598844They still use Teamspeak right?
>>2598855They are cheap?
legacy trying to buy insanisneed it or keep it?
that flash
>>2598835>veto doesn't matter niggas when a team has to play russian pubbers on mirage & d2
What the fuck are they doing on betboom lmao.
I believe it is over for FUT
>>2598860I can't imagine anyone paying over a dollar for a basic kensizor or felps sticker years from now
>>2598859either that or mumble, there's no way they're letting discord onto tournament pcs
BOOMCHADS WE OUT HERE
I thought fut would be more competitive than this; feels like they lost steam a couple matches ago
Reminder that Krabeni talked shit to karrigan for not being le fragging IGL. Who's on playoffs now and who is on its way to the airport now huh lil pup?
daily reminder that the audience is filled with the most patriotic khokhol immigrants
Impressive run from BBoom so far
FUCKING EASY FOR DONKS FRIEND
>nafotroons getting gaped by strong and trad Russian cock and balls on d2 just like they are in the ukraineLmao
>>2598887>patriotic>immigrantMutually exclusive.
>You didn't know, thought we was new on the scene>Well, it's alright! It's alright!>I know you know, I see you smilin' at me>Well, it's alright! It's alright!
>>2598898he doesn't know...
>betboom win major>boombl4 proposes to eva elfie on stagemake it happen, gaben
if Spirit win this whole thing I'd be very embarrassed if I was him
no shame in losing to major winner big boom
>>2598905what even happened to hally. it can't be burnout
>>2598883I mean he was still right, Karrigan can't kill shit, he's just in a team that can carry his ass now.
>>2598896What prompts people not affiliated with neither Russia nor Ukraine post shit like this? Like, do you niggers actually pick sides on the Mongolian basket weaving forum and larp unironically? I can't even wrap my head around this behaviour.
>>2598908health issues
>>2598905It needs to happen. A plushie winning a major will forever be the moment coaches were exposed as paycheck thieves.
>>2598905desu, coach preparation is the most important thing anyway, and they can prepare online
>>2598914It would be funny but it's not going to happen because the bald French fuck will not allow it.
>>2598914I don't think coaches have that big an impact on stage. It's in the prep and anti-stratting and I'm sure s0tf1k is helping them tons
J2 or Navi?I want to see Aleksib cry again but I also want to see him happy
>>2598899>from stage 1 to playoffsImpressive. They're what pari could've been if they actually had players that could shoot.
>>2598918Yes, but would they still be entitled to the same prestige and pay if all they did was sit in online meetings and prepare strats? I don't think so.
>40 minutes until next mapBoy I sure am glad we went to mr12
>>2598921g2 has been looking really bad. honestly down to who plays worse today
>>2598921Navi. Bet on navi.
Damn. Boombla showed the fuck up for this shit.
.
>>2598933fucked
Boombla and Jame could unironically be more valuable than 95% of all the CIS grinders. There are simply no other IGLs worth a damn.
>>2598945>Jame
>flamus could've been playing cct right nowhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2395192/virtuspro-vs-brazylijski-luz-cct-2026-europe-series-4
>>2598949Yeah. Jame is aight. His team is not. You can't offset for shit players, regardless what you're going to call.
>>2598953His calling this year has been completely uninspired regardless of players
>one of these teams will be in a Major Grand Final
I wonder what betboom would've played like if siren had made it to Cologne actually. Is it diledez standin in for him or is it flamus?
>>2598953Jame kills every roster with his autismo playstyle.
>>2598962fl4mus is on the OG bench right now
>>2598964That's electronic. The only reason Jame's stack won anything was not because the players were mechanically impressive.
kwabeni
>>2598933molodoy might shit the bed again
>>2598958On paper, Furia should make it to the finals, but they've choked in Major playoffs so far.
>nissim is benched>insani joins legacyRip mibr i guess
kek
>>2598993I hate that kids stupid face
>>2599000show us yours, bloated incel unc
>>2598958Based. Hopefully 9z
>two americas stage 3kinoi hope an na team steals one of those just for the br seethe
>>2598958This is shaping up to be a meme major like Paris again
>>2599010Congratulations Zywoo.
>>2598993that's an insane move if true, Legacy could be proper tier 1
>>2599025I wonder what if they were to also sign kscerato later.
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixelWE ARE LIVE
>>2599010Name 1 non meme major i dare you
>>2599033in any case n1ssim is an anchor so they will need to put someone on his spot since insani is a star rifler, i guess dumau might be it
>>2599039>redditpixelnah mane
>>2599039no jl?
>>2599045>>2599049We'll have to wait and see
>>2599041Cologne 2014
>>2598958by far the easier bracket, this is the best chance FURIA ever gonna get, a bo5 against Spirit is easier than a bo3. That is if the russians make it to the final, I wouldn't be surprised if Vitality just beats everyone and everything like they always do on playoffs.
>>2599039>4chanpixelYes, sir.
>>2599058
>>2599044dumau has 0 ct overlap besides inferno on insani, its mostly art https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/harry.richards4213/viz/PositionsDatabaseNER0cs/PositionsDatabaseNER0cs
>>2599064*so i think art might take nissims spots to let insani have his regular ones
>>2599039>gaiapixeloh naahhh
navi vs spirit again....
No way Navi doesn't win this
>iM spaghetti droppingThis is exactly what my gameplay looks like whenever it is time to shine
Wow...this game is full of intrigue.
>Russian team in>Chud right wing south Americans inyeah I'm thinking BASED
>>2599112All to get beat on main stage!
>>2598933Thanks valve!
It's crazy how both spirit and furia went 3-0 but their brackets are drastically different in terms of the opponent difficulty.
being a "esports" pro must be a wretched existence, atleast with outdoor sports you get countless benefits of exercise, sunlight etc
>>2599115All but one team gets beat on the main stagebut this adds fear and anxiety into people and reduces their enjoyment of the tournament
WOnderful will diff sunpayus so fucking hard on this map. Wonderful and bit are going to win this map.
>>2599123only if your org is retardedIf I was in charge of one no one would be allowed to be fat, sooner hire a team physical trainer than a "sports psychologist".
>>2599122it's almost like buchholz is a dogshit system which shouldn't be anywhere near counterstrike much less a major
navi just sucks
>>2598933>>2598958Is this the easiest path to finals of all time?
>>2599130under developed balding midgets like donkey who have spent more than half their life sitting at a pc will run over you
wonderful activates and the rest of the team shuts off lmao
JITUUUUU
>>2599135Look up Paris major lol
>>2599134grim era for oinkers
>>2599136they could be better
>>2599137Nah. They're still winning this.Also, sunpayus is so shit goddamn.
>>2599135mickey blast paris
What was B1t even thinking trying to give it a go? You have AK on CT side 1 v 3, it's perfectly valid to save
>>2599142what?
>>25989589z is gonna RAPE furia
>>2599135For whomst?
G2 are doing the same shit again.GG
>>2599146well one of those was sunpayus, so it was more like 1v2
0M
Incredibly mickey mouse knockout round
>>2599154It somehow worked....But it won't anymore.
what if stage 3+playoffs was a 16 team triple elimination bracket, same amount of games so no schedule issues
makazze lmao
holy shit makazze is GAAAAARBAGE
How many 4v5s will they lose where IM just lets them walk inside from mid and then dies?
heavygod just SAT on navi
average CS player tracking skills
>>2599140no. there was liquid on vitality's bracketi know they're shit but they were a higher profile than 9z, betboom or aurora.
This guy needs to get on a better team (Falcons) ASAP.
These goyim fucking suck
HeavyGod is straight up the new "le tank"
>>2599173Falcons will never sign him
Navi should be playing off of wonderful here. Not anybody else.
>>2599178M1 Abraham
jfc navi
YUM YUM SEXY HEAVYDADDY
lmao iM clutch god
Fucking hell Navi
GOAT IM
navi already have more dust2 rounds than yesterdaythey're really leveling up
LMAO what a round
>Dry peekRetards.
>See NaVi get several kills>Look away for a minute>look back and it's a 2 vs 2 with NaVi being hunted???????
Navi look like Vitality on this tournament, in a bad waythe awper is doing everything and despite that they're barely winning
what if fut and navi swap 2
>>2599202>both yellow>carried by their awpers
>>2598958can betboom beat furia?
I told you sunpapi is shit.
who is we cheering for? i dont really like either.
kek just typed ohnecs into my streamlink
b1twoo
>>2599210doesn't really matter, whoever wins plays spirit
spain vs farmers is an absolute slurpercs it is
>>2599210I like g2, but kinda don't care eitherboth already got beaten by falcons and neither stand a chance against spirit and vitality
now let's see navi's t side..
ummmm jewbros?
>>2599223Navi will beat both, at the very least they are beating spirit (where it actually matters)
>>2596623...
>>2599210I pray to God that Navi wins and then gets demolished by Spirit once again in an even worse fashion than before
>>2599229>they are beating spiritif mystery meat molests donk before the game maybe
kek wait he's right bcgame is gonna kill fut lol
>>2599237Blade won't lose to spirit again at this major. Also spirit are known chokers.
>>2599241>chokersyou don't know what that word means
>>2599241Spirit is fired up on all 2 cilinders. It's over for anyone but Vitality
>>2599250Unfortunately for spirit navi will be fired up on all 5. Spirit will not beat navi in semis.
>>2599258in quarters*I just know they won't. Bet on it.
>>2599258>Spirit will not beat navi in semis.correctthey're gonna do it quarters
>>2599262>>2599259
>>2599258Navi is struggling against g2 brother. They may not even qualify.
Why are people discussing Navi spirit when Navi are going to lose to g2?
>>2599266They're coming back on dust 2. If not that's fine. Ancient is their map pick and overpass depends on where they start.
>>2599269because wonderful and donk are beautiful
>>2599271Wait they're playing inferno and mirage. That's even better. They are good on all these maps. It's okay if they lose dust2.
NaVi is done
G2 BVLLS vs. WondersissyI am HARD
Blunderful
>>2599271>They're coming back on dust 2.Told you dumb fucks.
This is where g2 fucking collapse lmao watch.
>>2599291watching
Yahwehs strongest warriors have this, trust the plan
goddamn w0ndy is truly goated when he wants to be
israel BTFO
wonderwoo
WONDERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLHOLY SHITbriandead from g2 tho
if heavygod will lose weight will he become skinnygod?
>>2599298?
goddamn wonderful
simpleful
the 2nd kill with a pistol was so unlikely
>>2599287>>2599291It's over for G2
very lucky from wonderbot
"we are in total contr-AAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
>this game would have been over already if i was playing
I stopped watching because Spain is choking hard, is navi gonna win this
wonderful still doing the heavy lifting. why was he playing so fucking passive yesterday
if jw was the pig is heavygod the boar?
>>2599335day to day differences in brain chemistry
>>2599330I already predicted Spain wasn't going to do shit after first half
ain't no way
malbs would not have let this happen
>>2599291??? how???
based 'kaze
Fucking based watermelon seller
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHThey will rape spirit, they're locked in.
>>2599346d2 awp diff'd
>Spain lost 0-0 to cape Verde KEK this is bigger than anything that can happen this majorI already won before the playoffs even begin
Heavygoat should leave this nigger team
>>2599352only if makazze can turn up. he's capable of destroying but he's been in such a slump
>>2599361These are the kinda games that turn you up.
>>2599360To where? actually he'd give spirit an era for zont1x even though i love the sigma bodyshotter
>>2599357No one knows what that is
nertz threw so many rounds pushing up into disadvantageous positions I would be amazed if he doesn't get kicked
>random hohol seethe about spiritoink oink
>when you feel you're in full control
>>2599373I don't know. Mouz
>>2599374>Nobody knows what cape Verde isThat's what makes it so fucking funnyEveryone knows the world cup. Even Americans (this year)
G2 is shit T2 team at best thou.Winning against it changes nothing, lol
>>2599383sp0nx destroys anchors, not even heavygod could survive him
>>2599357>Big team messes up opening matchYeah this is huge, completely unheard of The real shocker is how impotent they are without those Africans up front
>>2599386-sponx
2-1 for G2
>>2599384Still no idea what you are talking about.
>>2599382>nertz was the 2nd kill in wonderful clutch where he had rifle and 73hp vs a 2hp pistol, all 3 other kills were either flashed or long range vs awpwhat a coincidence
That wonderful clutch isn't even the best b site 1v4 clutch of the tournament
So many dogshit players in """""tier-1"""""" that should even be there.
>>2599399Where do the good players play?
>>2599378Now there's this revisionism that NertZ was good on Liquid because the team's a dumpster fire, but he's been painfully average since Heroic and now G2.
>>2599404Tier 0
meh skit
>>2599393spain is a country, it's where all the mexicans come from
I dont see a world where enabling a gray scene walk out with timings, slow walk into a pistol without flash is a good strat for entering a site
jitu malding
kosher
G2 need like 9 here to win. I think they're already cooked.
why is ohne always cucking for navi
MY NIGGA HUNTAH
>>2599474because we, like he, are on the right side of history
where is makazze hes been asleep all major
>>2599488gypsies are lazy? who would've thought
>>2599488spamming zweih's dms with laughing emojis
makazze when it isnt ancient
m0k0zze
LMAO
I don't crumble under preassure, I dissolve
holy shit losing 1v2 vs aleksibot
Based
Karrikek could never
>>2599488farming izzat after yesterday pls understand
BOOOOM
g2 is so slow to rotate when the obvious thing is happening
HOLY BIG BALLS CLUTCHES
This round is just terrible
Heavygod and nertz turning inferno into a Lebanese border village
whose idea was to replace guatemalan goat rifler for that liquid trash?
>>2599539the last half of his g2 stint he was playing like dogshit. just look at his stats
>>2599539Gods chosen please understand
>>2599539the same guy who sent sunpayus' replacement to brazil
>iM plays with M4 Mainframeholy basedalways has been my favorite skin
>Navi saving in the cucksite again
Makazze is throwing
>get 1 entry kill>round over since retaking site is literally impossibleWOW. WHAT BRILLIANT MAP DESIGN.
watch jitu fumble this the same way as on dust
>>2599584>bitching and moaningwe wouldn't have the falcons screenshot if it was easy to retake
>>2599588ruh roh
Matys might be fucking retarded, why the fuck was he facing bit with his back after confirming he was actually down there.Also another choke at 7-11G2 would've won this if they hadn't choked like 3 rounds.
GOATPAPI
GODpayus
"makazze is the next donk" lol
I can't believe that g2 would've won this series if they hadn't been this retarded. I actually can't believe this.
holy disbandNOW
Do you think they could hear HeavyGod breathing?
lol nertz
>jew got too greedykek
Retarded production doesnt show the kill
Wtf is this production? Did he die after the time?
>>2599651they've been doing that shit all the event
>>2599651they plan player face cams ahead of timeso you're never going to get "will they get the gun or not?!?" footage
FUCKING NIGGER HUNTER DROP IT TO HEAVYGOD
Watching G2 is infuriating.
God, what a nigger team. I can't believe it.
makazze is playing a bad series and a the whole tournament but he's winning the most important rounds
fucking Goyim2
jizz2 bros.........
THEY CAME BACK ALL THE WAY
wonderful was better when he looked like XQC
G2 is such a raped team
>>2599663>Goyim2>HeavyJew as your main rifler
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is genuinely horrible from G2
>>2599655fatties are not people and do not deserve charity thoughbeit.
kwab!
AIEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS HASBARACHOSENS
Oy vey
Disband this negro team. Let heavygod go. This is one of the worst performance I've seen this major. This is legit aggravating.
Jews on your team so you're losing
fuck you sunpayus you fucking maggot get fucked, you never were that good, just a good synergy with Movistar Raiders (some of them deserved a better career than you), punchable face prick
I've seen enough, G2 must disband immediately after this game
>>2599691you know this is just mental gymnastics to lessen the emotional damage from your team losing
>Choking two huge leads in a rowFuck Gpoo 2bh.
G2 are like falcons. Just count how many times they've choked this bo3 alone.
Fragging IGL Alekski
>tactical timeout>run through smoke at bhuntah
Genuinely what was that call?
"play ballsy take risk">proceed to all run down banana like bots.lmfao
Lmao sunpapi
in the end this is the fair outcome, these 8 teams were truly the best in stage 3, G2 doesn't deserve this, neither does FUT
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
please let this end
nt jej
>>2599717One flash makes the difference between bots and nots
can we just eliminate both these shit teams?
>>2599717>huh that was a shit play!>lets show em how it's done!
>>2599728If navi keep playing like this I don't see how they beat vitality.
>>2599728why wouldnt you want the #2 team in the major finals
>>2599732vitality will be there though?
>>2598339they knew 9z and bb were gonna win and gave navi spirit, all according to plan
Sunpayus is a dumb nigger.
that was cool how you could audibly hear the crowd "shhhh" during that heavygod flank
>only relevant match today directly overlaps all the good WC matchesfaggots
>>2599741the casters told them to shut up
>>2599728Cool it with the antisemitism
With Jews, you ____
>map3 nice
oh nononononnono navi bros
this is torture
EAAAASY FOR HUNTER
Navichuddies...
EZ for G2
>g2 would've won dust2 if nertz wasn't a retarded jew>g2 would've won the series if they hadn't choked like dumb nignogs they areHow is this possible? I swear if navi somehow win this major it would be so fucking funny.
The HEAVYBVLL
wonderbot ghosting again
He's not wrong you know...
You just know g2 are gonna get raped on mirage now, same as falcons. Mirage is the map they're the most comfortable with.
>>2599539malbs could not perform in his star roles at t1 now he is an acceptable 1.04 anchor playerliquid still sucks shit tho
man is this team getting into playoffs?
>>2599769No, the script goes is that the team that nearly shat itself in an elim game gets to win the major.
Navi not making the finals just for g2 to get knocked out in the first match-up is the funniest outcome
HE'S RIGHT
cs_golem
>>25997823-0 teams should be opposite sides anf face 3-2 teams but honestly rest should just be vrs
>>2598718>>2598721apparently they can't play anubis without s1ren, they banned it the whole major, probably were extremely shit in pracc trying to slot d1ledez into his spots there
>>2599782>>2599791The question I have is how the fuck are both falcons and vita are on the same side of the bracket when 3-0 teams are on the opposite sides.
holy shit only aleksibot showed up
>>2599800What's crazy is that it was almost enough.
>>2599799because somehow buchholz decided that's how it's supposed to be
>>2599799because they used a retarded chess system designed for 128 man shitter tournamentsit's the definition of clever by half
>>2599800wonderful showing he's only human
It's a draw bros. Go home.
Based FIFA for scheduling the world cup over the major so we can ignore this travesty of a tournament
reminder that the Esports World Cup is the Biggest Event Of The Year
>>2599800Why couldn't he do it for the memes?
>>2599800both of these teams are shit, oh brother
>>2599800>Nertz is called guyPfffff hahahah
>>2599811uh oh someone didn't follow the script?
>>2599811
Please Nikita, get the fuck out of there.
>tfw can recognize that blonde saigey_babey behind the deskcould recognize that bogged, witch side profile anywhere
Who would win the CS World Cup?
>>2599838Nikita, Join Navi.
>>2599838common jewish W
>>2599844Russia. donk and m0NESY alone are a monster duo.
>navis map>they start on ctYeah G2 are getting raped here. Should've won dust2 retards.
>>2599844imagine donk, monesy, boombl4, 2x sanji
>>2599844historically it would be a toss up between russia, denmark and swedennow it would be easily russiaukraine 2nd3rd between france and brazil
What is blud shooting at?
>>2599862Highly antisemitic post
>>2599862>historically it would be a toss up between russia, denmark and swedenNah.You're right about Sweden and Denmark though. Ukraine and Russia didn't join until later. Even Germany was there.
hero awp wonderbot is different to hero awp s1mple
>>2599844brazil or russiadonk m0nesy magixx bombl4 xielo, dastan coachvsfallen kscerato yuurih latto saadzin/snow/biguezera, sidde coach
NAVI ARE GETTING GAPED-blade
Navi..
>if navi win, spirit rape and gape them>if g2 win, spirit rape and gape them
navisisters... we're on ct... what is going on
>>2599899What does it matter? It's navis map they're winning it either way.
>>2599899wonderful already popped off map 1; time for literally anyone else to step up
Today, I support Israel
>>2599897you cannot gape what's already gaped
Yeah don't smoke that ticket just face it with your back
>whoever wins gets put into the holocaust chamber side of the bracketthis game is meaningless
NAVI shouldn't have choked that big lead on Anubis yesterday
>>25999063 shekels have been deposited
makazze lifegaming
>>25999173 shekels have been deducted for account maintenance.
Israelis are less detestable than hohols
>>2599886>dastan
how many times does wonderbot have to play like shit in crucial moments like this for him to get benched, is it because he's a ukrainian?
wtf does bot mean
blunderfool
>>2599935>b0t
>>2599935bot question
why is aleksi just jumping around like an idiot just isolate a fucking duel
>>2599935butt
police sided map....
My nigga HeavyGod you aint gotta do allat you already got the contract extension
>epic heavy metal during breakfuck off
>>2599943yeah idk, theres behaviors that seem necessary to even have a chance to win. Pressing w, not throwing random flashes that dont contribute anything, pressing w, trying to find the hiding enemy etc.
>>2599838he signed an extension less than a month ago, could've gone anywhere (if he changed to ukraine flag) but preferred to bring his garbage friend to g2 instead
>>2599952Sounds like aislop, ahould have played some nile, fits with mirage too
>>2599933He's actually the reason they are still playing right now.
>>2599958I got inside info he will be joining mouz
>>2599958>his garbage friendLeave HeavyGoat out of this. Nertz is sAw's buddy just like PayPal. I wouldn't be surprised of that scheming Finn brought in Snappi after the major.
>apu BOOBA edits on twitch chatbasedlove our twitch chat lads
Yeah it's over for g2. terrible form for sunpayus
>>2599977..... and I jinxed it again....
>>2599977HeavyGod will drag that lazy spaniard over the finish line.
>>2599977With how ct sided this map has been lately and how shit navi has been playing.. I wouldn't get to conclussions so quickly.
Aleksi 4 death 17 rounds wat
Just one bullshit round from navi to collapse g2's mental.
Wonderful.exe has stopped working
>>2599987bro just spectating the match
makazee doing his best to earn that izzat
>ohne violating German law by supporting the team playing against Israel
g2 loses
>>2599999nein
"ime" means suck in finnish
>>2599999quints confirm
We all are rooting navi, right?
It's over
>>2599999Kek vult
Should've won dust 2 dumb negroes.
>62 roll for g2
>aleksib 3-5 at 19 roundsWtf
We're not doing the izzat meme, makazee doesn't look Indian
>>2600009Neither team is fun to watch.
>>2600006I find it ridiculous that players get to choose how to pronounce their name. If you chose a retarded name you get it pronounced a retarded way. And if you don't like it change it, it's free.
>>2600009My rabbi advised stronglyagainst it
>>2599965I don't think saw has so much power he can demand to bring this guy who put up 0.99 in star roles on liquid, their history is relevant but him being heavygod's best friend and contract renewal negotiations seem like bigger factors, just a guess though
>>2599999/magog/ runs /vm/
>makazee hard carrying a bunch of shittersizzat doubling move
>>2600009Fuck holhol tax-leaches.
SUNPAPI
OH SHIT
>>2600015Jame strats.
>>2600029James always had positive kd
Severe izzat lose for im
The gets lied
im??????????????????????
Navisaaars...
>>2600031The game ain't over yet.
lmfao im the fucking brainlet
im practicing his parkour in preparation for match 4, smart
Why did this romanian gypsy just go for a walk lmao
hunter >>>>>>>>>>>>> aleksibot
>>2600043saving for the next major is 300 IQ move
DONT FUCKING FUMBLE IT AGAIN G2 I BEG YOU
It's legit now or never for g2. They're not winning this shit in ot. They will choke this.
lol g2 eliminating navi just to embarrass themselves in finals
Choke 3peat incoming.
Is the playoff bracket the same even if G2 wins?
>>2600058Yeah
>>2599535Kek
>>2600058yes, winner plays spirit
>battle of the chokers to get raped in the holocaust part of the bracketit's like having ED into not being able to cum
SEND THEM HOME
>send them homekek
>fails the window jumpfucking idiotkick this nigga please
SENDTHEMHOME
congratulations spirit
>>2599999KWAB
ISRAEL WON
HAVA NAGILA
I'm speechless.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
MY OBESE BOY IS GOING TO A MAJOR PLAYOFF
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOAT2 I ALWAYS BELIEVED
navi deserved it. what an awful major performance from them
>>2599392>>2599392>>2599392
OINK OINK
SENDTHOSEHOHOLSHOME
absolute state of n0vi
both shit teams this tournament
AJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJ
Was rooting for NaVi but the way they've been playing this shit is deserved.
dehoholization of the playoffs completethank you BetBoomthank you G2
>>2598774apologize idiot
9Z AND BETBOOM IS IN PLAYOFFS BUT NAVI ISNT LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SEND THEM HOME is such a GOATED chantright up there with USA
>>2600093He's right though. Neither Spirit nor Furia are winning this.
with jews,you win!
Malbsbros...
>>2600100*pity khokhol award
>>2600077As if Ukraine isn't controlled by yids.
n0vi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAVA FUCKING NAGILAEAT SHIT UKIESEAT FUCKING SHIT REDDITEAT FUCKING SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATOTAL CHUD VICTORY
>>2600100based 9z believer
heavydog
Vghhh
>>2600100Furia will beat Falcons in the final
Amazing. Blade could be winning throphies with donk and instead he's stuck with this guy.
we wuz 2nd best team in the world and shit
>3 of the best 4 teams have to play each other immediatelyez path for betboom to the finals
>defeat Vitality>win tournament>NAVI IS SO BACK>fail miserablyThats actually kinda classic, yo
>g2 beat spirit>falcons beat vitality>kovacs meet each other in semisTell me this ain't kino you niggas.
>only jews, spics, and turks in the play offs.Grim (the situation, not the player, his team choked a 12-0)
iM play the type of shit that would have 4 grown ass men screaming in my ear how retarded I am
N0VI SO FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>2600134haha so true
>>2600130>>falcons beat vitality
>>2600122a decent team without a reliable star is actual mindrape
>>2600130overshadowed by the absolute dogshit holzbuch systemworst playoffs since paris
bye naviez money
>>2600130>falcons beat vitality
NaVi joining FaZe in stage 4
The outcome was never in doubt.
OH NO NO NO NO NOWE WERE DESTINED TO WIN COLOGNE AFTER BEATING VITALITY AT ATLANTA
>>2600122F for makazze's izzat
n9vinot even top 8 point and laugh
>>2600148QF 3-4 is the ridiculously stacked half of the bracket, then you have 3/4 shitters on top
>>2600148Furia got lucky with the bracket, but they're playing some fine CS here. i'd have them as favorite in the final against any team from the other side except Vitality.
>how can i slide the thread?>ah yes, mention falconskys
>>2600122unironic eco farm that mirage and still negative
>zont1x is the only Ukrainian hereHe has to make his country proud.
>>2600155Mim ate too many microplastics in the states
>>2600148Furia basiclly made it to the finals, what a joke of stage 3 and play offs for them
>>2600171He's from the Russian part it doesn't count
>>2600155hahaha he just said it
>>2600148as free for Furia as it gets lmaofucking macacos get a free gf
>>2600155NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS NA`VI SISTERS
>>2600155omfg he"s sexy
>good march, enemies of counterstrike (hohols) defeated and raped by based Jews>'gog immediately goes into "bait the schizophrenic falcons anti" modekek
Like I said Navi will not lose to Spirit in playoffs. I was right.
Faze beat G2 just sayin
>>2600171He already has by not being a traitorous fag calling for eternal war while living in Toronto
>>2600147Vitality lost to 9z. Everything is possible
na`vi got turned into Palestine
Congratulations Vitality!
>>2600178>>2600174>>26001659z will toggle hard and elim furiasudacas are in peak infighting mode rn with the WC
>>2600203
>>2600198>He already has by not being a traitorous fag calling for eternal war while living in TorontoIs this why the Ukrainian kikes put him on the list?
>>2600171z0ntix is a proud citizen of Luganda
>>2600198who lives in Toronto
>>2600210>>2600203kek
>>2600213most of Ukraine (especially the female part)
>>2600207nah, they're good but they lost against Spirit running around dust 2 like brainless chickens. they shoot great but with a few days of prep they'll be neutralized.
>>2600210Why do people like this fat redditor again?
>>2600213Every Ukrainian kike lives in Toronto. Every Russian kike lives in London.
>>2600171>plays on team with not just russians but the most famous russians in current era>funded by arabs who are basically between neutral and ally with russia>"make ukraine proud"
> when you won but Navi keeps sucking
>Falcons>toughest bracket of all timelay off the glue ynk
I "hate" those ukrainian women from the navi staff. they're attention whores, they're clearly think they're important enough to always get in front of the cameras
>>2600207pros don't cheat
What do you even do to fix navi at this point, you can roll a dice for which player is going to choke a series. I guess the most called for change is -iM +frozen?
>>2600236you realize the flip side of the bottom part being the easiest bracket of all time means the top is the hardest of all time rightnot just for falcons, for anyone on that sideg2 is walking into a gas chamber lol
>>2600148literally rigged for fallen
>>2600250just getting there is the prize though. they know they have zero chance
>>2600241>I hate [...] women [...]There
>>2600246stop being butthurt and accept russian playersthat's all they have to do
G2 wins the major. Spirit -> Falcoons -> Furia. The most legitimate major run in all of CS history.
furia peaked in groups they will choke
I have to watch that Furia/BB game I guess. I saw the others but Furia wasn't really that impressive
>>2600165>lolodoy in a big arena during high pressure major momentsThat's a big NO from me dawg
>>2600262you got me. whenever they don't act submissive and humble, my blood boils.
>>2600148Furia will choke against 9z
>>2600264They can't accept Russian players as per their affiliation with one of the government programs. It's not blade's decision specifically. Goes way higher than that and also their fans wouldn't like that.
>>2600155>NOOOO YOU DON'T GET IT WE BEAT VITALITY AFTER THEY LITERALLY DIDN'T PRACTICE FOR A MONTH AND WENT JERKING OFF IN THE YOSEMITE PARK WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD MAKAZEE IS A SUPERSTAR
>>2600272they have the recipe to do well.yekindar and yuriih are doing good.I can see falcons beat vitality because they will play anubis, also ropz and flamez and mezii are doing good enough right now.
>making the epic cologne major even more mickeymouse while the EWC already looms over you with nearly twice the payoutuhhh valvebros?
>>2600281>They can't accept Russian players as per their affiliation with one of the government programs.source? also are you saying na`vi is literally ukranian propaganda? lmao
Vitality are going to ruin another major. Also shit brackets. I wanna see two bros going at it in semifinals only for niko to face donk in grands.
>>2600304everyone will play because of the money but it won't have the same sort of prestige
>>2600318>prestige in a 2.5 year old gamethe only esport with prestige is broodwar
>>2600304>payoutliterally nobody gives a fuck. the prestige of a major plus the stickers money is bigger than 1000 000 payouts in a final
>>2600308Check the united24 partnership program for starters. They're basically the ambassadors of it and it directly contradicts hiring or any affiliations with Russian nationals.
>>2600326"prestige" relative to the game dipshit
i genuinely got 0 right picks this round
>>2600327>>2600326>>2600334copeit's also insulting and super low prestige that the payout for CS tournaments is so low relative to what valve does for TI pretty sure dota has had like a 40M prize poolhow can you have "prestige" when you're the red headed stepchild of valve?
>>2600335>f0ze
>>2600327>stickers money was nothing when donk was clearing house, he only gets like 0.00012% or something>erm koeln is the top major and very prestigious and profitable because of sticker money or somethingwhich is it buddy
>>2600348players get 200K on average from stickers money
>>2600369*used to get Ain't nobody falling for this new jewish ass scam valve got going
i can see them getting into finals and then get stomped
>>2598534>>2598543^these were posted by paconer btw
>>2600379against spirit? for sure, betboom will have to teams in the final and they will favour donk to win it.
Karrischizo you're late to the party
>>2598842Faze need Jimi and Brollan#FaZeUP
>>2598912it's just paconer, any retarded low iq racebait post is by him
>>2600326>2.5 year old gameCS is older than you
>>2600171ez for furia
wow asia is such a shit scene lmao zero playoffs teams
kek they picked the post that wasn't by me to seethe aboutbased fakechikaner got em bubbling
Blade is still the goat in my book.
>>2600344Dota is for faggots
>>2598958If you look at the teams they've beaten to get to playoffs AND recent tournament results, 9z is the only team that deserves to be here.
>>2600335A-at least Aurora made it...
>>2598993at least insani is free from mibr jail
Jesus fucking shit
kek you can tell who it is just because of him
>>2599217>>2599218noticing
how do you get on this box in cache without being in air for ten fucking seconds? i swear this wasnt the case in the og cachethe trick with pressing crouch after jumping doesnt work here for some reason, so youre doing a full jump like a retard every time
>>2600432navi 3-0 when you knew they facing spirit was some cope
Heavygod got his revenge for Austin.
is heavygod fatter than karrigan
>>2600200https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394130/falcons-vs-9z-pgl-astana-2026
i fucking said that navi was overrated before the tournament
>>2600452Fatter and more skilled.
How did karrischizo get so mindbroken?
>>2600464karrigan is terrible but i appreciate that he's still in the scene trying to get carried because he makes some people incredibly angry and its funny to watch their meltdowns
>>2600438Stick more to the left next to the vents entrance and you can crouch jump into the vents
Gonna practice semen retention so I can watch Vitality rape falcucks and buss a huge loadhttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026
oh no no no no no no not like this may0nesyxisters
oh no no no no no no not like this b0tnigganfaggots
>>2600473i was looking to jump on there like you do on the barrel on mirage car, instant on and precise without airtimenormally you could contest mid from the box, but now all you can do is get shot
tells us about your trauma raped-kun
>>2600488Complain the Valve and maybe they will smoothen it
oh no no no no no no not like this n0k0cucks
anger because n0vi lost perhaps?
b-but kyousuke...
>>2600481zywoo has something like 1.01 rating vs falcons last 12 monthsbut uh that's with macedonian igl.
It's funny how it's afraid to name her favorite teams and players because it will exposed how old and raped she is
your best hope for falcons to lose is team spirit, how does that make you feel?
>>2600504either way it's going to be a fun matchcan't wait for the hilarious b0tniggan rapes, I just know Vitality are going to target him
loved the bo3 group stage. this time it felt like every team getting into playoffs really deserved it.
>Mexican calling people the n wordalways a hoot
>13-1'dYOIKES! uh oh fatties!
How do you get this mindraped? Is this common in generals?
^paconer meltie kwaaaaaaab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh5M3QceDXUCan you guess the series?
severe rapetrauma for countless years
what did he mean by "next season" ???
one of my teammates is romanian and already got a 7 day on faceit this month and i don't think he is going to take it well i hope we don't have to kick him for getting 1 month'd and missing 8 games
>>2600540Navi will never boot the holhol team-member no matter how much they suck. It's their whole identity.
>>2600415I want to squeeze her lats
>>2600497niko is better than ropz this major so far
>>2600563im is romanian
>>2600592Stage stats don't matter
makazze-launx swap
Well looks like my pickem luck ran out. Made it past stage 1&2 with 5/5 correct. Last day of stage 3 I was 3/5 with 3 teams remaining and 2 of them played each other (Navi vs G2) so a guaranteed point for 4/5 and it all came down to FUT having to beat BB and ofc they shit the bed and looked the worst they did for the entire tournament. Unlucky.
>>2599241>>2599258>>2599275Dumbass
>>2600593Ivan is not a romanian name, he's a hohol or russian minority in romania
So fucking happy n0vi is outI'm mostly watching this because I hate how globohomo forced Russia out of everything and I want redditkraine to suffer
>>2599241>>2599258>>2599275oof
>>2600600Yeah Launx had an amazing Major
>>2600636it's russia's fault. imagine actually attacking an european country and think there won't be any consequences lmao.stupid russians. and their supporters are as stupid as them.
>>2600652Slavs aren't real Europeans
>America and the CIA is bad and the devil o kurva>Europeans should suffer for a CIA project like Ukraine Yurocucks cannot be taken seriously
>>2600657they are. sadly they've been tainted by communism for too long.
>>2600652>imagine thirdworlders killing each otherWow
>>2600662EU wanted ukraine, ukraine wanted the EU. russia didn't agree with the free will of the ukrainian people to be slaves to the EU. but it was their choice.
Good eurogoy follow the will of the CIA and their color revolutions
>>2600679yes because the will of the kgb is so gooooooooooooodrussians really believe they're the good guys lmao
Imagine thinking CIA is real and not a crystal tube hologram made by marsian demons from fifth universe. Fucking dumbass.
Globohomo hates Russia so I like themSimple as
Being pro Russia is the one thing Brazilians get right
^all paconer btw
I honestly think Navi would be good again if they get s1mple and jL back in there over those bums iMa and wonderkek.
is we ready for ts (steel & food on subs)
WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://youtu.be/RKSaFsI_Cz8
>>2600763I don't know any of these players
>just ran out in the open with the bomb like a retard and diestop player btw
>>2600737imagine what kind of life it is when this is your only activity for over 3 years
>>2600763Brehze's downfall should honestly be studied
>>2600763Unction
NAVI psychologist: eat bananas, drink water with salt, learn to juggle etc.PAYCHECK STEALER
how can you lose with those first kills and clutches won?
>>2600800He's a completely lonely loser, shitposting here baiting for (you)s is the only attention he gets in his whole life. This general is like a lifeline for him.
>>2600934well the clutches was the reason it didn't end soonerbut the fact that they lost so many rounds where they got first kill is crazy
>>2600934they lost half of their 5vs3s bro...
Maui's chat is crazy bro :skull:
>>2601014it do be like that
>>2601014if PGL finds out about this anti-romanian racism he'll never work for them again. I dm'd this to PGL CEO
mongolz and pari won't get pgl bucharest or blast open invites. they can potentially get through qualifiers though.pari kinda need to do well at xse pro league or their next season is just fucked.
>>2601046so.....mongolz......what caused them to fall off? s0nzu leaving?
>>2601058yeah.but they aren't like completely horrible. they usually put up a decent fight vs good teams. if they had only won like a couple close matches just in group stages at tournaments i think they still would've been top 12 vrs after break.
mzinho pregnant
>>2601046Like i said Navi and Falcons are top5 teams. Never speak back to me again.
makazze typical road-side watermelon seller
>>2601046I'm pretty sure some top teams will skip Bucharest, and maybe some will even skip Porto too.
>>2601046>m0uz still in top 5how do they manage to do it?
>>2601157maybemaybe teams will want to avoid being stage2 in singapore like skipit>>2601177farming t2 at cac is doing most of their points
>>2601230>skipit
am i cookin
>>2601299>puts the favorites to win in every roundWow. Fierce. Revolutionary.
>>2601305Yeah you're right, my coin is fucked anyways
>>2600148we rape the top group, you rape the bottom group. this time we save cs. see you at the finals
>>2601310>still kept p00riainterdasting.
Still can't get over f0llen's throw on Nuke against failcl0wns which cost them the entire series. le pr0fessor my ass
>>26013159z is playing like prime astralis, so a fvria win will be sovl
>>2601230IEM China starts like 1-2 days after Bucharest ends and that's a long ass flight and all, that's why I think at least a few of the very good teams won't go there.
>>2601318karrigan effect, his opponents make incredibly stupid mistakes during key moments and he gets praised for it.
>>2601310I don't see Spirit losing to G2 or Niko and Karrigun not losing in the final, otherwise it's plausible
>>2600148XANTARES 1 Major NiKo 0 Major will be real this time!!!!!!!
>>2601447Based
>>2601447unironically kino outcomemy high dpi king w1x1c deserves a major
God its going to be another top bracket fluke run into Vitality RAPE isnt itFuck it im bullish on the Turks
I'm going to make my picks based on a random number generator
>>2600766it's not a coincidence that only frozen and twistzz were apart of this one, they're getting 3 fut members and navi the other 2, krabeni and dziugss probably replacing aleksi and im
>>2601509I'm going to let my mom pick
>>2601528You will not divide my niggas from FUT.
>>2601509>>2601530unironically this is what the random number generator gave mestill rooting for aurora but this is also based
>>2601528brochacho, twistzz, frozen and broky are going nowhere
>>2601539lol that's probably the most picked outcome overall, except maybe the version with Aurora beating Bb.
>>2601544even the universe knows what's up
>>2601538I'm sorry futabro https://www.hltv.org/news/44924/launx-ominous-about-futs-future-many-things-can-happen>>2601542broky is my favorite autistic cs professional but sadly his time on faze has ended, maybe we will see him again in heroic or something
>>2601548Faze need him for the vrs + no other awp upgrade is availablejcobb is definitely gone
Senzu for gods sake please come back to Mongolz.
>>2601550taking futa's core means getting their vrs points too, it's the main purpose of grabbing more than 2 players from someone's roster
>>2601562yeah but fut doesn't have any incentive to part ways with their rosternot to mention faze doesn't have enough money to buy the core of a high ranked vrs team
>>2601548#TheyWillNotDivideUs
>>2601562they should lose a big chunk of their points when they switch teams to prevent this
>>2601586why?instead I think the duo should retain part of the points
>>2601548broky cant perform because of his fat chink manager Faze should have kicked that worthless nigga 2 years ago
>>2601447>team has rumors of splitting up and going international>wins majoroh fuck its gonna happen
>>2601528faze can't afford a #12 vrs core lmfao
>>2601602heroic were #8, the players were better apart from demon>magisk and cost falcons 6m. this was considered insane even, if they're forced to try and make the best of the situation financially due to 2 joining navi they're gonna play ball. karrigan got faze like 1.5m and I don't think they were poor to begin with just didn't have good options available to spend on
>>2601590I love br1ky but what does he have to do with Eddie?>>2601617that was before shrinkflation
Did you guys see this shit, actually gave me chills. It was like an honest to god passing of the torch moment, especially when he said "I'm proud of you"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx0ofmI0W5wActually kino
Just realized that a team doesn't have to win a major for a player to get a graffiti, for example s0mple's heaven drop double awp noscope.For the longest time I thought that was the reason v0lve wasn't adding any new graffiti's, now I think it's because they're just lazy.
>>2601679>JABJABICHJABJABICH AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE ESL CORPORATE FOCUS GROUP MEMESFUCK YOU fucking scum
>>2601636shrinkflation is not real, life is better than ever chud
>>2601716what the fuck is your problem, this is just a great video and a great moment for the lore of CS.I dont even know what your jiberrish means.
>>2601711i think their stance has been it has to be exceedingly rare/funny, and playoffs onlyhttps://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/List_of_in-game_graffitis_and_other_memorialsfor instance, I think those ninja defuses in that pua faze game last major would've certainly got one if it was quarters instead of 2-2 groups
>>2601763I dont know if I agree with you. Surely by now they would have found something worthy.My opinion, they want to "own" the game, and not let the community influence it as much. I cant prove it, but their steps towards killing cases, and promoting those laptops and this new major sticker system, everything theyare doing is anti-player. If they were pro-player they would just run a poll "vote for the major grafitti" and be done with it. One grafititti a major is more than reasonable. The fact there hasnt been 1 in 7years or whatever clearly means they are discontinued for some reason, probably some kind of marketing greed.
>>2601773They realized that they are stupid. Simple as.
>>2601773Its actually much simpler.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jess_Cliffehttps://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Jess_CliffeNo graffitis since this oldhead got kicked out, thanks to catfishing roasties.
>>2601777 They are cool honestly, but maybe it looks bad when they can update a map to have a random graphic on it, but can't balance it. The pace of updates on CS is absolutely pathetic compared to dead games like Apex and even The Finals.
>>2601782>just barely missed the boston one>stewie would've surely got one for locking down B for OTman...
>>2601782There is no mention of grafitti on either of those pages, so I can't even confirm he's the one responsible for them. For the sake of argument, even if he was, why wouldn't they continue it without him? Its a fan favourite thing. Its a no brainer. Again I think they have tried to distance themselves from the fact that their entire fucking game is based on community input and content.
>>2601795you think its some stupid conspiracy against the playerbase which is fucking stupid. It was one environment artists little fun thing he did for majors and now he's gone.
>>2601796There is no reason they wouldn't continue it, especially because people are asking for it everytime an unbelievable play happens. Maybe I am wrong on the reasoning, but for one reason or another, they are scared/hesitant to add new ones. They can update some random prop being gone from Inferno for no reason, make a bunch new collection no one cares about, but can't put some art on the wall that will make the community buzz? Makes no sense.One random environment artist doesn't have the sway to just add anything into the game, it was clearly an approved thing that they were behind at the time. By not doing it now its clearly some kind of a stance.
>>2601807>hur durr valve don't like the community driven aspect of counter strike that's why they stopped doing graffiti right after a senior environment artist, not a random literally an og cs dev alongside gooseman, was fired. Also this is somehow connected to them 8 years later reworking capsules and cases, it has nothing to do with them finally being looked at by the us government for their little underground gambling schemesyou are retarded
>>2601810>Also this is somehow connected to them 8 years later reworking capsules and cases,Its all connected. The entire game is based on stealing people's work, underpaying skin artists, illegal gambling. The whole thing is shady top to bottom. First and foremost they had to shut down any copyright infringement claims.
>>2601821schizophrenic retard, you are not worth any more breath
>>2601822Ok back to basics then. Can you explain why firing an environment artist, who is allegedly responsible for the graffities, would make them stop doing them?Even if what you said is true, do you have an explanation why someone else didn't just take up the mantle, given the clear community demand? What other explanation is there than, at best, they simply do not care what the fans want, and a worst, something more cynical?
Why is nocries not signed to a tier 1 team yet? Even with the "NA" cope he is such an unbelievably intelligent player that he would instantly improve any top 5 team
>>2601839Because he tried out for teams and got rejected for being an nocomming esl pugger retard. Also everyone knows he cheated, he was literally a faceit plant to make people care about their dogshit platform.
why does it feel like most pro are using the weeb m4a4 skin...
>>2601841You must believe ropz cheated then...
>>2601821trvke
>>2601854If he actually wants to be a pro, he seems to think he can jump the line and just start at the top end. Here's some "recent" NA region prospects league history. They grinded ESEA to get noticed, they actually played for it and earned it. nocomms has zero league xp whatsoever, he has never played real 5v5 cs just pugs, not one season of open and also landodging multiple fragadelphias >Lakehttps://play.esea.net/users/2196802/history>Swisherhttps://play.esea.net/users/969379/history>Malbshttps://play.esea.net/users/605407/history>JBahttps://play.esea.net/users/1759719/history>Grimhttps://play.esea.net/users/1112646/history>Osee (rip)https://play.esea.net/users/841185/history>Even donk the pug demonhttps://play.esea.net/users/2394340/history
>>2601716end yourself
>>2601058from what I understand, Mongolz aren't even practicing anymore and take breaks as often as possiblemaybe senzu wanted to grind and others didn't, so they've benched him
>>2601933probably way more lucrative to play on an intl roster; didn't he have some gambling controversy or something right before he left
Is anybody aside from hltv doing player interviews at the major?
>>2601966he borrowed skins from his teammates and gambled them away, but that was ages agonobody knows the actual reason he was benched on Mongolz, so people just speculated that he's done jkaem again
Ngl falcoons win against navi is aging badly since navi now exposed themselves as shitters.
>>2601976These dudes?https://www.youtube.com/@readTLDR/videos
>>2601986He must have had a big disagreement with the org or done something. He made some vague public apology and changed his username to "despair" for a minute.Anyway I can see why the Mongolz don't try as hard as they should and prac. They're probably rolling in stickers cash and living in Mongolia is probably 200% cheaper than living in a big European city
kassad hates falcons and didnt put them going through, but he was clapping when they beat navi and qualified? what gives
>>2601989Damn jks showing emotionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYS7p_CS6BI
>>2601989Yeah like that. I'd been on that guys channel before for the JDC interview but when I checked back for Stage 2 and nothing was there I assumed it was a one and done kind of thing.
>>2601976yes, I'm avoiding scrawnders by watching my local co-stream and they've got a guy on the major interviewing players after games
>>2601990true, but they were arguably a top 5 team at some point. It would make sense to continue working on consolidating their positionat this point I do believe that senzu wanted to grind, others didn't, and that's why they benched him
>>2601058Mongolz stopped practising and giving a shit after they got the bag.
>>2601990i thought sticker income got gutted with the new sticker system. if other people are right, teams were complaining about ithttps://www.hltv.org/news/44683/valve-release-iem-cologne-major-stickers
>>2601853because anime is back bby!>next premier some bloke pulls up with a field tested temukau and the entire mag is covered in blue stickers
>>2602006>sticker income got gutted with the new sticker systemNot for everyone but Mongolz would be among the teams with the greatest loss compared to the old system. The image is from the hltv come here podcast with messioso on it. Switching away from capsules also probably made less money in total.
>>2602013How can they have this data. I feel like the slopes are completely fabricated. And also, why would placement even matter much, maybe for a few teams that make runs, but overall people will just buy stickers for the teams they like, regardless of placement. At least in my opinion. I dont really understand the chart. IMO they should just sell capsules and share the profits equally.
>>2602027>How can they have this datahltv has very good contacts to teams, an investigative guy like Luis Mira getting one team per stage to tell him their earnings should be expected. They also have a very good track record with any information they put out you can safely assume it's accurate.>I dont really understand the chartPreviously all teams within a stage got the same amount of money (yellow line). With the highest stage typically getting the most due to their capsule containing the popular teams and thus getting the most sales. Now it's like described in the article you posted (blue line).>IMO they should just sell capsules and share the profits equallyThat's the old system or do you mean one big capsule for all 32 teams?
Looks like I manifested more player interviews! Cool!https://www.hltv.org/news/44931/live-from-cologne-major-playoffs-media-day#f1
>>2602043how can they have top 8 numbers considering the top 8 were just decided yesterday? Mayb I have sine fundamental understanding. I get the old system blue line because the capsules were just released on the first day, but now everything is so dynamic, and we dont know who is where. I think I am just retarded.
Does anybody think Elige's anime enjoyment is performative? Like go look at this guy's steam profile, he never struck me as the weeb type of guy. I always pictured him as some American bloke that loves drinking beer on his porch
>>2602087The chart is based on the assumption that Cologne has the same total sticker payout as the know Budapest payout and disregards the reshuffling of team's positioning in the payout structure once the Major ends.>I get the old system blue line The old system is the yellow line.
Zisters...
The bracket is dogshit but if Falcons take out snoretality it immediately gets 10x more interesting
>>2602141Poisoned by Gestapo.......
>>2602152I believe a 3 day smo for the denazification of Germany is in order.
i have a strong feeling magix and zontix fucking HATE media days
>>2602161What makes you think that? The dogshit answers they give any time they're interviewed?
>>2602161Spirit are the most cringe emo "fulldepression" faggots in the esports scene. Remember when Donk refused a 10k PC gifted by the Chinese sponsors immediately after winning Shanghai? They pretend they hate everything. If Spirit win Cologne im never going to watch another second of this pathetic fucking excuse of an esport
>>2602170>They pretend they hate everythingBecause the "fans" embolden them by proclaiming that pathetic attitude to be aura or some shit. Spirit need to hire some guy who beats them with a belt every time they act like this in a public space.
>>2602167Not really, i mean no one like media days because they are bullshit, but i got that feeling from magixx after 9z game, dude wanted really wanted to leave and when caster said game felt like CS:GO he made this face In vlogs as well you get the impression that doing media bullshit is a annoyance / hassle to all of them. https://x.com/team__spirit/status/2065929499384963079>>2602170I dont think they are pretending, i think they said its because they are being asked same questions every time and they are russian, definition of "literally me" syndrome
>>2602187what is that webm supposed to rpove? he was saying they felt csgo was back because of the scores, magixx probably immediatly thought it was an attack on his ability to lead in the modern era.also let's be honest, acting emo, is the only way for betas to pretend they have some sort of charisma.
>>2602187>no one like media days because they are bullshitCool I don't care though. These players get payed tens of thousands of dollars a month and that entails sitting your ass down and giving the viewer (your own fans) some insight. It doesn't matter if they think it's a hassle it's their fucking job.
>>2602185>Spirit need to hire some guy who beats themRelax dastan
I don't give a fuck about media days or any other shit. Fuck off you dumb parasocial retards.
>>2602190>attack on his ability to lead in the modern era.?????????? how did you even get that? fuck sometimes i forget you faggots can't read humans>>2602193Thats fair
>>2602194They really do need a Dastan for pr though. Alternatively Spirit should threaten to send them off to the front lines if they halfass another interview.
Why won't makazze shave that fucking peach fuzz. It's been like a year and this shit ain't growing lil bro.
>>2602208kassad to coach, hooxi to IGL
Actually. Blade won. Because guess what, HE made it through and guess who coached him to be an IGL.
>>2602187It doesnt help that all these talents are nepobaby losers with zero charisma and are complete autists around an ESL. I could squeeze out a more interesting answer out of these russian fuckers than any of them. Every time its the same thing we didnt play our game they play good we are suck like for fucking hell just force these autistic losers to say something insightful for once in a lifetime
>>2602170t. nigger with zero social intelligence. Literally watch any vlog and you'll know this couldn't be further from the truth. If anything most of them are just introverted nerds and can't be arsed to do PR stuff or interviews with shit not pertaining directly to the games.
>>2602195parasocial is the only reason we watch these e-niggas. who gives a fuck about a computer game
>>2602214he was igl from the start in navi right? i don't even know who was igling before boombl4 and liquipedia doesn't even say. also i think boombl4 wasn't igl in quantum bellator fire?
>>2602235Then you should pick something else.
>>2602238like what? i used to play this children's game as a child
>>2602236I think zeus was.>>2602239Real sports.
>>2602242i didn't play any sport for a considerable time to be interested in its competition
falcons would be better with huntah
>>2602265So at this points niggas is advocating for Falcons to just become G2 2.0?
>>2602269g2 won tournaments
>>2602271It's too late. The LV bag has already ruined NiKo and m0NESY.
We need Hooxi
>>2602288.. to kill himself
If navi are this good with shit players I wonder what they could do with good players.
>>2601716faggot>>2601791that play was nothing special, the "hold" was him just hitting one shot after that shot faze had no time left>>2602004they got the bag a long time ago but only fell off recently
>>2602004Doesn't make any senzu.
thinking about shitting my pants to see how it feels to be a navi player
>>2602346(the player)
So who are navi picking up? Don't say frozen
>>2602314This is literally cyber bullying
>>2602360Jimpphatand fr0zen
>>2602360Maybe they'll come back for the FUT guys? I hope it isn't frozen, I want him to replace N0rtz on G2.
>>2602367>JimpphatThat boy is coming to liquid.>>2602368FUT seem like the best option, it is ex-navi junior after all
guess their country
>>2602274>It's too late. The LV bag has already ruined NiKo and m0NESY.how stupid can you be? NiKo and m0NESY wonned. They got the bag and the love of their fans. who gives a fuck about a video game son im crine
>>2602401>killalljewsPalestine.
remember?
>>2602415So? Where are they now?
kerry got them seething again
>>2602401I don't see how anyone can look at navi's performance this major and decide that makazze is not the culprit. The guy is literally below 0.9.
>>2602447Below 1 (0.96) but anyway. He's supposed to be donking.
>>2602447yeah i will never understand iM haters he barely has absolute stinkers meanwhile makazze has been the ghost of every tourney
Also, kiosk needs to go. He's too stupid to play tier-1. One zesty nigga on the team is enough. Who could replace kiosk and be an upgrade?
>>2602360Literally praying it's not frozen. He's too good for n*vi
falconz would win vs vitality with kyxsan
fazecons will win vs vitality with karrigan
aint no heckin freakin way anyone expects falcons to put up a good performancethat retard karrigan blamed his cold for playing like shit when he's been playing like shit for 2 years
>>2602504>that retard karrigan blamed his cold for playing like shitwhen?
>>2602510https://x.com/karriganCSGO/status/2066269365389906335
>>2602504hes got long covid
yeah, I'm thinking I'm gonna reach out and touch faith
>>2602515>zont1x got sick>ugly bastard sickcurious
>>2602519It's either the Anglos or the Jews behind this.
Will molodoy ghost in playoffs yet again
>>2602530What does it matter? Furia are getting through either way. Then losing to vita in a bo5
>>26025359z finna HUMBLE furia
>>2602538Yeah yeah.
no cs for 2 days wtf are we doing?
>>2602535Nah furia with molokek and without molokek are 2 completely different teams. Their entire success rides on him not ghosting
>>2602541playing cs2, bf6, poe2
Bangbros started from stage 1? I thought they started from stage 2. Damn.
>>2602546just like faze the previous major
>>2602546This shit really does look like a CCT groupstage. We need to go back to a 24 team major.
>>2602558and faze still didnt get in LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oh my days
>>2602561God bless BIG for that one
What if magnojezz was to replace zont1x? Could that work out better than when they got zweih?
The most overrated team in CS history
>>2602515kwab what a bitch>>2602561>>2602563no god bless the hippo for that one
None of these bums deserve to be in the finals
>>2602642maybe should've watched the games to come to a different conclusion
>>2602595Are they though? Nobody was touting them as Major favorites and for an academy team to get to tier 1 and win a LAN trophy in less than a year is pretty impressive. Loads of other teams would probably also love to pick this roster apart for their individual talent.Speaking of stats. HeavyGod should get the Major MVP for dragging his team to playoffs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjfIVaD3jLMI am still mad that G2 are now flaunting the zipper hoodies that were never available in my size and are now gone from the store.
>>2602765The first female CS pro is inspiring the future generation. donk is empowering women everywhere.
>>2602765>>2602805But magixx....
ts nigga 100% gay
>>2602870i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about karrigan. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>2602877based based based
this game has 3 major winners
>>2602996kashid and twinki think if they get donks hairstyle they get his skill too?
>>2602819What about him?
NEW SPIRIT VLOG with some heccu hnnnnnnnnnngggggg
>>2603101nice bait she disappears after 3 minutes
interesting, spirit does have ooach just between the games. they talk through discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii0cjG_REcs
>>2603153Hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>2603146I think it will really hurt their finals chances though. Like that 9z game; someone to have a wide view of the game that can take a break and slow them down and put things into perspective would have stopped it from being a total slogfest
>>2603146You thought the reddit meme frog was watching demos and doing the pre-match prep?
>>2602996when is 100t gonna pack it up
>>2603146well duh
>>2603159>monesy sick>zontix sick>ugly bastard sick>>2603164No i naively thought they had no coach at all atm, they also said that even if Soft1k was present, he wouldn't be able to stand behind them.
>>2603176>>monesy sick>>zontix sick>>ugly bastard sickI really hope it's just them not wanting to do the media shit and using being sick as an excuse. Otherwise it's just going to be even more one sided in favor of vitality.
oh thats pretty cool, major has unique limited medals
>>2603219I only remember that during furia matches.
>>2603223This was when betboom played against someone idk who Furia is sponsored by betboom and betboom is betboom, i think they probably hired / flew some brazil fans for both furia and betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom betboom
shiro chopped ahh chud
>>2603244Thanks for highlighting the text. Really makes the whole thing a lot more legible.
according to magixx Luchov is one of the strongest players in CS atm
>>2603310when a trans woman speaks i sit down and listen
>>2603310He's got pretty good mechanics desu.
>>2603325das rite
>>2603347
>>2602996didn't even see this was going on....>0-2that's just fucking sad>onlinenever mind. Still a shit result tho
>>2603347lmao i cant even tell if he looks like a male to female tranny or vice versa in this picturei guess if you get fat enough determining gender is impossible due to the fat
>>2603359Zamn magixx hoped on the ozempic???
>rewatching furia vs falcons while waiting for the major to pick back upbest game of 2026. I hope every playoffs game goes like this
>>2602877>he's fat, eats at restaurants and hangs out with dudescorrect
>>2603165faze + 100t dp falcons at singapore
>>2603347>>2603359damn how does mag1xx unironically look better than billie?
>>2603474???
Blade is conducting a clandestine HRT and trans-coded media pushing mission to make the captain of another Russian team transition and collapse the entire team.Another successful CIA/MI6/Mossad-backed operation.
>>2603537she cute doe
>>2603526I would plap mag1xx's fat ass so hard the ripples would cause an earthquake hitherto unseen.
>>2603553>hithertoThesaurus ahh nigga
>>2603536not badmaybe cut it down to 5 people in each stack
>>2603556I legit had to look that shit up nigga to make sure I was using it correctly.
Teses one of the few niggas that truly understandsFalcons truly don't deserve him
>>2603556up to this timethe anon was claiming that he'd do the acts he described to such a level, that no one had before
>>2603567>that truly understandsUnderstands what? That vitality are the best team? No shit nigga, everybody understands that you dumb nigga.
>>2603536>>2603558idgi
>>2603574That's not what the doubters are saying
>>2603581Doubters do not follow the game. They are the kinda niggas that became "fans" of vitality the moment they started sweeping every event with ropz.
>>2603570I know what it means, it's just such an obscure word nobody uses unless they want to sound smart. Hence me making fun of it.
>>2603575blackpill tiktok trend where they put people/animals crying to discovering that all women are whores
>>2603536these contradict each other though
I became a 'Woo fan the day I was born.>>2603599Oh I thought it was something about d2nk dominating the competition or something like that.
>>2603536i'm sure donk can get some 4/10 natasha with his prize money, right?
>>2603599>where they put people/animals crying to discovering that all women are whoresidgi
>>2603612>4/10 natashakek
>>2603575it's a funny take on an existing meme/statistic>top90% of women go after the top10% of menor something like thathere it's donk killing 90% of enemies insteadkeep touching as much grass as you do. I'm sure you're better off
>>2603623No I got the BP reference I was just trying to understand how it was related to d2nk. I kind of figured it meant something along the lines of him dominating the competition or something like that.
>>2603604zesty ahh nigga
retarded boomer thread donk is there because he just is you could also make the meme with karrigan crying
>>2603667Niggas see this and think it's gay or something.
>>2603667>3667>67
>>2603676its just a wholesome ftm & mtf friendship
>>2603667Would you rather be mag1xx or d2nk in this scenario?
>>2603667boris tops
>>2603686magixx actually extends his arm for a handshakedonk just wants to play with that flesh as far as it can be excused
>>2603692no basically do you want to "play" with magixx or donk?>>2603690lol no boris is 100% bottom
>>2603667who is on top
>>2603708Niko
zesty ass thread
>westerners firmly shaking handsrussians think it's gay>russians caressing themselves in publicrussians think it's aura
>open thread>seethe about russiakek
who is seething?
>>2603721very antisemitic of you anon, be better
>>2603727the russiagays
>>2603623it's very poorly madethey didn't even edit the women to be men so it doesn't even make sense as kills
>>2603721>westerners firmly shaking hands>russians think it's gayWhat?
Donk and magixx vs some Polish dogs. Get the fuck in here right now.https://www.twitch.tv/Goofiacz
>open thread>russians think they're the main characterskek
who's got the list of eastern europeans with poland at the bottom?
Is sitting at the edge of your team a prestige position? I get that if you're the captain you obviously want to be in the middle, but if you're autistic you probably want to be on the edge so that you only have to physically interact with one other guy max
Oh, it must be the chikaner shitting up the thread right now. Okay.
>>2603735he said kurwa
>>2603743I'll need comprehensive statistical analysis on every top 20 teams seating positions first. But my personal rule is no high fives until the round is over. No pre-defuse high fives and do not fucking touch me while I'm holding E, even on the last round.
eastern european countries by top player and hltv rankrussia : 1 (donk)estonia : 5 (ropz)israel : 7 (xertioN)ukraine : 8 (w0nderful)slovakia : 15 (frozen)romania : 25 (FUT)serbia : 31 (NiKo)lithuania : 34 (dziugss)latvia : 39 (YEKINDAR)bealrus : 49 (TN1R)hungary : 61 (torzsi)poland : 83 (jcobbb)
>>2603761>israel??
>>2603761Poland is Central. Eastern - Orthodoxy.
>still no pov of zywoo missing awp shots twice on overpass against betboomis this a conspiracy? it's not even a bad zywoo map so there should be pov of him on that map. whta are they hiding? valve deleting vids so we don't see how broken awping on cs2 still is?
>Eastern Europe is east of MY country
>>2603761that's crazy>>2603765settler colony
>>2603771AWPing is gay. Like it's more gay than this >>2603667
>>2603769ah yes the eastern european country of serbia
>>2603779If Germany is Western European then Poland is Central.
>>2603761>latvia : 39 (YEKINDAR)I will rape you dog, yekindar 2026 Cologne Major MVP
>>2603761>israel : 7 (xertioN)What fucking filter are you using there? xertion can't be higher than flamez
>>2603797was hltv defaultshttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2026-03-16&endDate=2026-06-16&rankingFilter=Top20actually heavygod is #1 now loli'll have to script this
>>2603809magnojez number 4 in last 3 months holy
>>2603809Filter it by 2026 at least. Ideally against top 10 teams.
jewdaddies won
>>2603820>non-default filtersrequires justificationsane defaults are the cornerstone of software
>>2603820top 10 means both teams must be top 10
>>2603828>top 10 means both teams must be top 10Which would be exactly what I said though?
>how can i cherrypick to get zywoo above donk
>>2603830>against top 10 teamsyou're really low iq huh
>>2603831zywoo > donk on inferno
taught myself Personal Jesus on guitar+songwill post vocaroo or some shit if falcons win the major
>>2603820>latto, dem0n and lauNX are the 3rd, 4th and 5th best players in counterstrikeimmediately falls apart
>how can I cherrypick to get donk above zywoo
>>2603831bro you are never getting in between magixx and donkthey are BBF
donk is better than zywoo but vitality chokes less than spiritzywoo is ropz and mezzibabby
>>2603834If both teams must be top 10 then by default you're filtering their performance against top 10 teams.
>>2603838? donk is already over zywoo on the default filter and over him on most combinationsgo to hltv->stats->top players
>>2603831utility use
>>2603837Of 2026, as far as their performance against top 10 teams goes, so far, yes.
>>2603842this is true. zywoo only won 2 tournaments 2019-2022. zywoo can't win without superteam.
>>2603844>go to hltv->stats->top playersThat gives you last 3 months, top 20, i.e. shitters to farm included.
>>2603846ok bro, so they have a lot of sticker sales then since they're such good players that everyone accepts as being elite?
>cyu next seasonnavibros....
>>2603842zywoo is better than donk. donk needs a rating system that nerfs zywoo to even be in the conversation
>>2603849sorry, default settings have spoken, you need to justify your cherrypicked non-default filter selections to attempt an argument
>>2603847he won 5 tournaments during that period you slavshit
9z raping vitality demolishes the "top 20 doesn't count or something" cope btw
>>2603853Burglary bros...scrap metal bros...diddyblvd bros...
>>2603861shit like summit doesnt count lolmight as well count ccts
>>2603866yes it does. cope and seethe. summit is soul. d2nk will never get that duck trophy
>>2603868>summit countsLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>non major wins suddenly matter when we're trying to defend zywoo as not a superteam babbykek, these were the same people fuming after spirit won astana, the biggest prize pool of any tournament so far this year
>>26038703 top 10 teams, better than donk's dachas
No. Mathieu "ZywOo" Herbaut did not win a Major before joining Team Vitality.
>>2603872>non major wins suddenly matterWhat does it matter if zywoo is winning more majors than donk this year just like the year before?
>>2603872>biggest prize poolSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV SHIT
>>2603878zywoo isn't the reason they won those though, he's a shitter who needs to be carried, that's why he couldn't win one before joining vitality
>>2603879you're replying to the chikaner
>>2603881lmao fucking thirdie
without baltbros vitality would be navi tier
>>2603893Top 2 is good.
>>2603893Weak scene merchant
>>2603893actually they were much worse lol
imagine these arms CHOKING monesy in bed
the irony is that russia has so much talent it prevents them from making a super team, donk pretty much has to carry the entire team, zywoo gets carried.imagine d0nk + m0nesy
>>2603902Shiro is better than monesy and basically the same stage merchant.
>>2603902when was the last time we had a good non-zywoo french player? i cant remember.
>>2603909
>>2603914>shroud.pngNigga what?
>>2603908imagine if shiro could do this>>2603914was he actually the last that got top 20 except for zywoo?
>>2603919He looks like shroud kinda
>>2603902the low iq is what prevents russians from dominating
French and European chuds have turned into sports refugees, fleeing football because the teams are too BLACKED and running to esports instead Little do they know hasbara has already baited the trap
>>2603924>esports>requiring IQ
>>2603922where do you find this
>>2603931absolutely
>>2603936nero's twitter
>>2603938shootan is the lowest iq of esports RTS and MOBA are far higherthis is a game of reflexes above all else
>>2603946where did he get it from
>>2603952swani's twitter
>>2603952His fake news platform he uses to peddle pro m0NESY propaganda
only two esports require brainclash royale and bwthe others just require talent (russian genes), unless you are the analyst or the equivalent of an igl
>should be monsey>is monesy>should be sphinx>is spinx>should be kerrigan>is karrigan>should be torsi>is torzsi
>>2603969>only two esports require brain>[...] bwDas rite nigga
https://www.hltv.org/news/44942/nrg-bench-br0
>>2603972>>should be torsi>>is torzsino it shouldn't
>>2604009bro is cooked
Jimpphat team announcement soon.
Saaaaaaarland ueber alles oder etwas
sick of oldheads seething up the genny with their years if not decades of trauma
>>2604055>ueber
Why has faze not announced anything? Are they really fuicking going to the chinese pro league with broky and jcobb?
>>2604196>Are they really fuicking going to the chinese pro league with broky and jcobb?Yep. And we will ALL be there.
>coaches can't celebrate with players at end of rounds>NAVI bomb out Blade exposed
>>2604213he was 100% doing some seriously exaggerated crashing out on the falcons game, but since he's on a high profile org he doesn't get any reprimands like monte or legacy guys
ITS UP! ITS MOTHERFUCKING UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7z_N7L0Avg
>>2604230>cs gointo the trash it goes!
>>2604230Holy fucking shit finally they made one for the greatest finals of all time.
>>2604230FORCEBUY WARS
>>2604230damn. the scene now is just.. idk
>>2604230Real shame what happened to both teams nowadays, more so faze.
>NAVI wins Overpass>*evil music starts playing*https://youtu.be/m7z_N7L0Avg?t=1352
br0 is going to NIP btw
>>2604411was thinking astralis tbdesuryu is ass
>>2604297Navi are doing alright, they have six trophies in CS2 and one of them is a Major, it's not comparable to Faze's downfall
i hated absolutely everything about navi ever since they kicked zeus and signed simple
Bros I've been gone from /magog/ and CS esports in general for 6 months because a girl destroyed me. What have I missed? Has the major been good so far?
>>2604559Bunch of upsets.Niko is in playoffs.Boombla's in playoffs.Vitality are still favorites.
>>2604559>Has the major been good so far?pure uncensored transsiberian kino >>2603667memes aside major is fun and kino
>>2604559>because a girl destroyed mewhat a kwab
>>2604609I know bro trust me I'm really sorry
>Mbappe and haaland both scored 2>Spain chokesI've already won, this major would be a mere cherry on top and hohols are already exterminated out of it
>>2604559navi finally beat vitality
>2603725>2603741you can tell in real time when paconer enters the thread like the unwanted incel at a party and ruins the vibe>>2603747it really is that obvious kek
There's no way Falcons beat Vitality right...
>>2604859Hasbaratality tried to poison karrigan, m0nesy and chudman zontix. They are getting desperate.
>>2604230Daddy Perfecto got done dirty
I didn't bother to watch the Vita games; was their form really as bad as everyone is saying. Which game was most entertaining to watch
>>2604898The most kino game was the 9z one. Their form definitely took a hit, their dust 2 has been found out and now they went from 90% win rate to 70% win rate on it.
>>2604230Made me start rewatching the full game instead. Man the visual feedback of csgo was so much more crispy; idk why they changed stuff like the blood spatter/chunksAlso feels so much more epic than what we have now. Really puts this major in perspective
FaZe JimiFaZe LaunXBroky stays until after Singapore.
>>2605318Grim
My lefty goats woxic and MATYS in the major play-offs!
>>2605318Would be a kino firepower team except for shitky, but we can get rid of him later.
Imagine if Falcons actually beat Vitality and Spirit but job to Furia in the grand finalChills bro, chills
>>2605534I can almost see beating Vita by doing some weird map choices and prepping some unconventional plays. They plenty of time to prep. Vita haven't looked great but this isn't the first time they would have a mediocre group stage then step up
Break Vitality's mice just before the Falcons match-up and force them to use ones they're not used to
>>2605538I can also see it happening. Fattigan knows a thing or 2 about the vitatroons, and this time he's actually coming in with real fire power and not the latvian loser, the poolish fraud and choker frozen.
>>2605571>he's actually coming in with real fire powerand teses
How popular is Ancient in EU and NA matchmaking?Its tied first for me and I don't even like Ancient. Only map I truly dislike playing is dust2
>>2605640NA here. I usually don't participate in bans.Season 4 - 191 games:Mirage 64Nuke 54Dust 47Inferno 29Overpass 20Ancient 13Anubis 9
>>2605354Grim on Faze is actually a great idea.>>2605374niggas don't understand my goat br1ky >>2605571>b0tniggan shill so desperate xhe blames fr1zen
>>2605657Interesting, I should have mentioned I was AU.182 games in season 4Mirage 44Inferno 35Ancient 34Nuke 28Anubis 19Dust2 16 (my only ban)Overpass 6
>>2605640>>2605657Its the last refuge of mirage/d2 spammers when i target ban them. I've also noted that NA is far more willing to play nuke than EU so this tracks t. na/eu region hopping faceiter
>>2605640I don't know what to feel about Ancient. I'm usually starting in mid and I swear I have retina damage from all the flashbangs
>>2605688I can't remember the last time I enjoyed playing a match on Ancient. At a higher level it's more interesting but at a lower level where I am (~15k premier) there are no strats and it's a very quick brawly map
>>2605660FaZe need to come back home.
I hope hunter goes further in play-offs than niko
-anubis again next season
Anyone else just randomly do the FaZe UP hand sign?
Who the fuck is Faze? Don't think I've seen him play at the major.
FaZe owns your bussy faggot.
>>2604559don't worry bro, big boombl4 managed to make a comeback, you can do it too
9z going into the finals and at the very least doing well against whoever the fuck would be the best thing for the game
>>2605913me whenever i get a multikill in comp
>>2605967We'll see how they perform in front of a large crowd. Also while they did have good games during group stage several of them were down to their opposition playing extremely poorly. Sure they tussled with Spirit but they also got demolished by them and Aurora. Faze Sharks and Magic also beat them last month
Will Machine risk it and shill his ugly clothing again?
>>2605967Team Donkey, snoretality and macacos not winning would be better
>>2605967>9z going into the finalsMy nigga HeavyGoat finna get his major MVP
donk..easy on the shawarmas
>>2606004puberty finally hithappy for him
>>2606004I'm telling you he'd be everyone's favorite player if he shaved that garbage off his head. Literally any normal person haircut, jesus christ
>>2606014That's just from magixx secretly transplanting a little bit of his fat into donk every night
HeavyZionist will never win a Major
>>2606046The trophy was promised to him 3000 years ago and now sybau or I report you for antisemitism
You know I completely forgot how funny G2 winning the major would be.
>>2606064no.. please.. that navi game was painful enough. lol just imagining everyone left in that poor of a form playing each other
>>2606046heavygod, nertz, spinx, flamez, xertion and karrigan are our guys though
>>2606069PayPal is a big game player tho
>>2606064Hunter getting a major before choko would be kino
>>2606064wrong side of the bracket.who's winning is whoever falcons ends up choking against in the grand final.
