>Cancer cupRegistration begins Jun 21, 2026Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionThis month we have a dirt humiliation ritual, a mile race for the 1-star umas, and a free for all where the meta is soft banned. For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png >Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg >Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2631006
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First time actually reading the OP and>umalator.appThere's a new more modern fork that you should use? I'm still using kachi.
What did we learn about flatlining today, /v/ma?
>>2634343Thats the most "complete" umalator
>>2634346Chrono-Sama was right
>>2634346Flatiling is GOOD and any self-respecting trainer should do it.
>>2634346Trainers are whores thay cheat on their wives with bakushin
>>2634342Nah.
WHO UP FOR SOME RACES
I did not pay the Taiki tax.
>>2634331BAKUSHIN DOES IT AGAIN. I even had time to clear the bullshit 40TTs
Is it worth borrowing smaru for the sprint CM?
If I want to have fronts as a secondary, ehat cards do I pull for
>>2634378You'll have to pull bourbon wit, fronts start declining with falco speed which you can borrow
>>2634346I've been flatlining for 9 days and if my dancho has a problem with that I will remind him that he owes me one for kicking me just before the monthly rewards despite meeting his quota.
DANCHOU IS PLANNING TO KILL US ONCE MANT IS OVER
>>2634383Valid desu
>>2634346Seiun only wants to see us fail and we should cut her up and feed her to Urara to make her stronger.
Hey guys, how much longer does curren wit last as a card?
Many people here hate the game and that's not a bad thing, Cygames has dropped the ball with how they treated us. We deserved way more QoL, rebalanced MANT, more gibs, etc.
>>2634399I don't hate the game, i do dislike MANT tho. I'm pretty excited for GL
Why did it take so long for titleholder to get added to the game bros
>>2634399we already got a better MANT than the JPfags got
>>2634342how many fans do i need to get for Chrono to send me a saucy pic?
>>2634403This. The fact we'll still be needing to do MANT for parents even after GL is out still makes me seethe
>>2634399I hate the game but not because of MANT, I've simply realized that there is a fuck ton of design issues and bad decisions that make it a fundamentally terrible rogueliteHowever I will drop the discussion here as I don't want to interrupt the sacredness of rooms and some guy is telling everyone to kill themselves over this
Whilst MANT is indeed dogshit (but better than aoharu), remember that GL is even more RNG based than aoharu. The careers are indeed as long as a URA career and you can glue a run within the first 5 minutes if the stars don't align early on, but it will be a complete RNG hell. Prepare yourself for going a full day of 5 borrows without finishing a single ace career.
>>2634411JP didn't let you auto use items, use them from the purchase screen, or bulk buy right?Holy shit that must have been double the menuing.
>>2634346I will never play the game and I will make fun of any anons making parents and I will also complain about front runners
>>2634414It would be a little less bad with the affinitu rework.
>>2634393>phase_random==1atleast it has good specialty priority and TE...
>>2634421Also didn't tell you when shit got added to the shop after a race so you had to manually check
>>2634421Bro and for half a year and no foresight, IMAGINE.
>>2634417Depending on how bad things get I might need to prepare two parent lines..
>>2634417>Prepare yourself for going a full day of 5 borrows without finishing a single ace career.Unironically a good thing, if i can get my 5 borrows done relatively easy that gives me time to actually parent farm
>neighas get called out for flatlining and cheesing the event with bakushin>they get assblasted enough to call trainers who play the game namesAnyways, your last event points? Surely you cleared it neighas.
>>2634417Everything I hear about GL makes me think the honeymoon period will wear off faster than other people think.
>>2634431When you put it that way I start to understand how it almost killed the game entirerly on JP. A non-accelerated schedule AND no knowing when or if it would ever end would have made me kill myself.
>>2634441Eh, I disagree. I think we've heard about GL extensively enough.
>>2634440you are so fucking cool for playing a kusogacha religiously...
>>2634440>who play the game*who bot the game
>>26344402.6M points
>>2634439>parent farming without a borrowed grandparent
Sex with McQueen
I actually can't believe I cleared it, all the missions, I am going to bust the fattest nut to Bakushin i her honor
>>2634440I mean "cheesing" an event isn't really a thing, but it is kinda shocking to see people in the thread about the game say you're a faggot for playing the game. Like, where do you think you are. This place has always taken a point of pride that it's gameplay focused and tryhard central.
>>2634446Bwo we're in /v/ma not /uma/.only /uma/ does that
>>2634452MANT genuinely broke some people.Anyway enough of that, lets talk about CM16
>MANT is close to ending >I still have no fucking idea what the cat food is forMore SP I guess? Or does akikawas level have any other effect in MANT?
>>2634452>but it is kinda shocking to see people in the thread about the game say you're a faggot for playing the gameHonestly this more than anything. We've always been game first than off-topic, and not even agreeing with our hall monitor, but it IS surprising to see.
>>2634459i don't know if Red Shift is good or notstill no good parents on chrono
>>2634462It's for milelets, sometimes they can fail the level up event
>>2634441i think there are a decent amount of f2p/low spenders that have been stockpiling carats for the entirety of mant and are going to enjoy having the good new cards after scraping by in mant, i know i probably willumarollers do NOT respond to this post, your lack of discipline has sealed your fate
>>2634463MANTbroken is a real thing.
>>2634417A GL run being 15-20 minutes, even if it's RNG hell, is already way better than each run being 30-40 minutes like in MANT.
>do one career a day >Maybe 2 on the weekends>2x tp boost>This is too much for some torenas
>>2634459>CM16>Implying people are finished with this oneFuck you
>>2634466But isn't it entirely tied to getting more race stars than the requirement? What does akikwa have to do with that?
>>2634444>I love uma so much but I would NEVER play it!
TOTAL FLATLINER DEATH
>>2634470That's too much anon, and I will aggressively make fun of you for playing the game.
>>2634452It's more worrying that those kind of posts probably comes from our thread residents who's always active in the threads with how smug they are over not playing the game. The parasocial thing anons were talking about might have been true after all.
>sexiest horse in the game>make her retardedWhat did Cygussy mean by this?
>>2634452Ik, I straight up remember in URA and Unity we made fun of /uma/ for NOT playing the game
>>2634446bro you can easily clear it by just doing your dailies. Press the double TP button, we know your shit is at 100/100
>>2634403>i do dislike MANT tho. I'm pretty excited for GLThis but the opposite. I don't mind MANT all that much (especially compared to Unity Cup) despite its undeniable flaws, but I'm starting to dread GL because pretty much everything I've heard about it so far sounds kind of awfulGuess I just have to hope the next scenario after GL will be good...
>>2634474You have to get the director and reporter's bonds up. You just never notice doing a normal schedule because rival races give director bond
>>2634467Personally I think GL will be a sleeper hit, some trainers will hate the RNG but the casuals will love it
>>2634474No? Skill levels are based on Akikawa's friendship. It just happens that winning against rivals also boost her friendship so we never had to bother with it unless you're training a G mile ace
Sheeeeesh okay Mambo
>>2634415>roguelitei thought you guys all quit like, nine months ago
>>2634486Not enough
>>2634452People were having fun bakushining the event and then came the holier than thou fags trying to shame them for it. They started it. You are not a fag for playing seriously. No one would say that. But you are one for trying to shame people into wasting more time in MANTsloppa.
>>2634470I have like 700~800k just from doing that. Then the event missions cleared is 100k, and I only needed to grind the last 100k with 2 runs.It's not even that much of time waster as much as anons are making it out to be...
>>2634465Noppers, red shift needs a delayed proc to give you any accel at all
>>2634481THAT'S A FILLY
Which club is killing all their flatliners in GL?
>>2634480>might be>parasocial>vague postingBy God you are a fag. Talk about the game or shut the fuck up you freak
>>2634500Every single one other than /v/mapyoi
>>2634495FUCKING THIS, IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR BEING SMUG BASTARDS
>>2634495NTA but sounds like anons mad they got called out and hit a nerve
>>2634474you need some bond with the director to set it offusually it's not an issue but you can get real unlucky on rival races and miss it
>>2634499I'll Filly her with my seed
>anti-flatliner uprisingwhere are my gameplay enjoyers bros at RAAAAAH
>>2634507Scatjeet get this slop the fuck out of here
>>2634440With how much shit we're giving /uma/ they apparently at least can clear the event just as fine but here we are taking pride with last hours bakushin runs.
>>2634487I played JP and I loved GL, what are you worried about?
>>2634507Wrong thread.
>>2634502Personally, I'm of the opinion that anyone who uses the word "parasocial" should be shot.
>>2634469Lol, a MANT run is 1h at the very least
>>2634495Its 4chan bro, someone will call you a faggot esl jeet nigger whatever for a minor typo, ignore a little banter
>>2634495Nah bro. People got called out because they were lazy. One run a day can clear this event easy.
>>2634505Nope. Mr Wannabe Janny thought "it makes the thread look bad and casual" and started it and started throwing an autism fit. Everyone was having fun playing Bakushin until he came and saw we were having fun "the wrong way" for not doing our MANTsloppa religiously. Yeah suck my C and B you wannabe janny faggot.
>>2634513You can fuck off back to your shit general anytime, nobody gives a fuck what they’re doing, no one asked. Dont ever post here again.
>>2634520>MANT run is 1h at the very leastFor a shitter maybe
>>2634475Well yeah, the uma world and characters are amazing but Cygames actively hates their playerbase and wants them to drop the game with the worst set of design decisions ever made. Why would someone want to play something that despises them and doesn't respect their time? We should've gotten the JP version from day 1, now they've killed global, /v/ma is dying and infighting and we won't make it to the point where this trash gets good
I rather do mirror dungeon than play MANT.
>encouraged flatlining because MANT>surprised neighas were flatlining Honestly hard to blame them when they're encouraged to the point they had the guts to hate and call anyone playing the game as "slaves" "no life" etc. it's sad to see but it is what it is. Hopefully GL will fix this but I doubt it.
>>2634524Dude relax, not that guy but like. All he said was "we are not beating the not playing the game allegations" that's about it, it's literally a minor joke.Anyway, next person who talks about flatlining gets shot.
I'm just surprised we have this amount of people proudly flatlining but still hangs out in the threads. Oh well not my problem anymore, I'll continue grinding Taiki sprint parents
>>2634528>doomniggerYeah, opinion ignored.
>>2634527Actually a shitter (like you) would take less time since you don't think about what you are doing
>>2634529Then why are you still here? You're not needed anymore.
/v/mapyoi is hiding flatliners in the basement
>>2634524There was no Mr Wannabe and there was no making the thread look bad and casual along the last posts.I think everyone misinterpreted it or got mad they felt called out for flatlining and had to resort to all kinds of excuses. That was it.THATS IT.
Can you guys stop having neigha moments for five minutes?
>>2634537I'm out of borrows to make my sprint parent...
>past 50 posts
>>2634538Not an argument
>>2634524If bakutards are this fragile over light banter they arent dodging the reddit accusations. If you’re blaring about how you’re gonna be procrastinating and rushing at the last minute dont lose your cool when someone mocks you for it. For your >fun to be ruined that easily means you cant handle the banter, are extremely insecure and in fact are the “unfun” one, as your unwarranted meltdown brings down the mood entirely
>>2634537One of the negatives of having a constant bake. We always blamed the ref/vg/ees for it but the sad truth is it might have always been us looking for a constant bake to hang out with images.
>>2634539>He's still not used to MANT and taking an extra 20 mins to make decisionsLMAO don’t project your inefficient playstyle on me.
>>2634528so what do they need to do to make you play the game again? Doesnt sound like you’re coming back for Grand Live either.
>come home from work>arguments about flatliningWhat the fuck did I miss, I was gonna host a >fun race.
>>2634537>>2634533I wasn't flatlining and I still needed to grind at the last minute. 1M x2 is still too much
>>2634513Then go there. You'll fit right in. They play the game and we do not :)Why are you even wasting your time here with the rest of the flatlining casuals? I BAKUSHIN my MANT events and I'll Bakushin the next one too. And you share a thread with a casual like me.
>>2634556We need a new Seiun presidency pronto!
>>2634415This game sorta made me realize what I dislike about roguelites as a genre. This game definitely has its annoying aspects, but the end game isn't simply beating the career. One thing I always hated about roguelites is the feeling that when lose, the game gets easier. It's like the game is taking pity on me. Oh, you suck balls, you died, here's some items that would have helped you earlier sweetie, now you can beat the game! That shit is annoying. So I will at least give the game this, it doesn't feel as if it's designed to make me feel retarded on a fundamental level.
Stop!
>>2634556Flatliners forgot the event ended today and had to cram bakushin runs to try and get the rewards.
>>2634493no I soft-quit after the biggest rng-based system that allows you to play the glorified slot machine fucked me over and made me unable to continue playing the game like I wanted to. So like 3 months ago actually
This discourse is so dumb, just ignore non players. You are arguing with people who LITERALLY dont play the gameAnyway, is there no way to make ends work on sprint? I wanna run ama and sweep
>>2634564And this is bad because?
>>2634567ama?
>>2634556tl;dr is>anons flatlined a whole lot>they had the fun idea to BAKUSHINposting while clearing the event>anon/s called them out for it>they got mad >called out everyone who cleared the event just as fine, names>gachaslaves, etc>currently this threadThat was it. Somehow janny and /vg/ was even called out just to cope with the reason with their flatlining, and anyone who called out them out for having "FUN" with bakushin as /vg/
>>2634556>Flatliners got called out for being lazy>Proceed to have a meltyCan't wait for GL so these retards can start playing the game again or fuck off.
>>2634570I mean, not bad. But people made a joke about it
>>2634567Unironically thinking about Hishiama pace. Ends just don't have any accels
>>2634567daring strike is universal and the mid race is huge, it should work
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL I CAN'T STAND YOU SMUG FAGGOTS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
>>2634553You’re not improving the quality of the thread with this kind of discussion. Shut up or talk about the game, lest you become the thing you’re whinging about.
>>2634570They got uppity when people laughed at them for not even doing one career a day.
>>2634567Haven't tried ends but lates will right up there with the pace pack if you give her uma stan. Pump and nimble works
>>2634571Hishi amazon, brown uma
>>2634579Read>>2634557
>>2634577He’s an exciteable trainer.
>>2634557>1M x2 is still too muchIt's really not. You earn way more event points in MANT events compared to the URA/Unity ones.
>>2634570It isn't. They just got called out for being proud and smug of flatlining, and maybe even gluing kachow runs once a day.
I honestly don't remember having all this drama before MANT... Besides the janny shit.
>>2634582Anon your 2x boost?
>noooooo if you don't play the game for 5 hours a day like I do you're a filthy casual nooooo>>ok nigga I don't care>nooooooooooo why can't you handle a little banter noooooooooooo
>>2634567I mean, you can gamble on Pump + Blossom, but Ends are in for a bad time because you're almost certainly not escaping like 8th since it's going to be almost pure front and pace lobbies.
>>2634515Off the top of my head:>Scenario is apparently extremely RNG-heavy>You can apparently be bricked by the RNG before the end of junior year with zero hope of recovery (oh boy I can't wait to waste all my TP and daily borrows on runs I'll have to abandon)>Fronts are apparently going to be even more overbearing than they already are>Apparently you also need 3 SSR speed cards and 9* speed parents or something like thatThe only good-sounding thing I remember hearing is that runs take less time than MANT, which is kind of a given
>>2634581Tanned
>>2634589I used it
>>2634564>>2634572>>2634573Oh thats kinda dumb, but whatever. Anyway, I wanted to host a race where you may ONLY bring a former queen of /v/ma. What do you guys think is a good distance?
>>2634557>I still needed to grind at the last minuteYou needed to…because you simply werent paying attention or what?If you care about clearing it, do more careers earlier. That should be the main takeaway
>>2634595You can see her get gradually worse with every revision
>>2634582I don't get how was it hard. I read the story ASAP, and tried getting all the cards, then played with X2 for my daily missions and I was able to come very close to the 1M event points. Clearing all the event missions even rewards you 100k
>>2634600>if you're homeless, just buy a home bro
>>2634596You didn't play enough
>>2634601Final design is much more interesting then "whit shirt over nothing/sailor suit
>>2634591If you didnt care you wouldnt be this salty over it
>>2634596I don't believe you because I've been slacking and I cleared it like 2 days ago.
>>2634595I like the current Hishiama
Truly feels like we never left /v/.Same retards every thread who feel like they need to get the final say in any pointless squabble they have as to not hurt their egos instead of just letting it fucking go and have the other guy screech into the void.
>>2634587>he doesn't remember the old "hall monitor" melties>he doesn't remember when someone genuinely hated /v/ma danchou>he doesn't remember the beginning of suzubroken>he doesn't remember the der/v/-/v/ma drama>he doesn't remember the /v/mapyoi schizo>he doesn't remember the scat and gore spamWe had it worse
>all these replies proving the original pointI shouldn't be forced to play a game, let alone one that's terrible and consistently unfun
>>2634614you're not forced to
I'm trying to make my XOgger to clear group 1 before rebuilding her with Throne in the coming days, and I wanted to ask anons' experiences with Pace Oguri in rooms for this CM (really haven't had time to work on it until now): how did Eager and Shake It Out work for you as a cope skill for front-heavy lobbies/missed heal procs?I have 386 points left: I can double circle Pace Chaser Corners + Medium Straights, and then I have the option to pick either Shake, Eager, or double circling Pace Straights. What do you think is better?
>>2634614Legit why are you still here. Playing daily mission of "CLEAR A CAREER ONCE" with x2 was enough to scrap by or come close to clearing the event points needed.
>>2634614I mean, I agree but this is still a thread about you know. The game, calling the people that like the game in the game thread crazy for playing the game is crazy.
>>2634591>ok nigga I don't care>Spends hours cramming runs at the last minuteWho are you trying to fool here? Yourself?
>>2634605Bro Im not talking about a 500 hundred thousand dollar 50 year mortgage neigha!Im talking about ONE extra career some days if you notice one a day wont be enough and the deadline is approaching. If you can afford to do ten bakushin runs in the last two hours, you can afford to do those spread out beforehand
>>2634555>Make all cards in a deck guarantee to finish their event chains>All 5 TTs with 1 click>Remove follow limit for borrows>Ban all botters and bot clubs>Give 1 month for each CM>Quadruple inspiration chances>Make S aptitude guaranteed after a set number of sparks >Cut pity in half>Increase gibs>Fix the absolute dogshit that is card pullingThis is the BARE minimum the game should've had at launch, and I'm forgetting stuff, and don't come at me with "oh we'll get these scraps in 4 years" you actually sound like slaves, Cygames doesn't deserve me playing their trash with how they treat us
>>2634614>not playing the game anymoreThen leave
>>2634618>play at least an hour every day and keep up with all events and complete all these pointless missions to get a fraction of half of a single pull or else you won't be able to play the game in the futurenot forced at all, genius designer of all live-service games over here has spoken
>>2634620I'd honestly ignore the ones you suggested and grab a fourth recovery if you have one available. Gambling on all three recoveries procing with that wit is too unreliable for my liking, I'd want a fourth one just to be sure.
>>2634613Half of those were related to janny shit. And I've always seen club "drama" as shit posting. But I'll give you the suzu drama.
>>2634620im using Glittering star as a fourth recovery like a true gambler but it any oguri performs well if she hits her unique, i would go double circle pace chaser, medium straights and shake it out
>>2634614You're also not forced to stay here and make fun of anons for playing the game. You'd only have a hard time with clearing the event if you're gluing Mcqueen runs.
>>2634620>EagerIts a pretty mediocre skill imo, but its good to have if you got nothing else>shake it outSUPER UNDERRATED you lose out on carryover but can still win when it procs easy
>>2634331BAKUTITS
>>2634613>der/v/-/v/ma dramaThey hated each other?
>>2634631don't do this
>>2634640their danchous had an affair
>>2634615Oh great the last thing we needed, some faggot posting the ugliest most dyke horse in the game
>>2634620Shake is a decent cope. If you're running 2 fronts with her, I wouldn't bother from my experience and instead give her better highroll potential, but if you're running double dom with all your eggs in the XOguri basket, it gives you a chance to steal wins sometimes.
>>2634642>3rd recovery fails the witcheck>win condition ult doesn't procNow what?
>>2634614But nobody is forcing you to play. You want the limited time shit but dont want to put in the work to get it. Make whatever excuse you want but it’s more than doable in the time alotted. If you cant make yourself play then stop caring about the limited time shitYou’re playing a gacha game man. Next you’re gonna complain that the game forces you to save carats or pay money. Yeah neigha its by design! Either play more casually like youve been doing or play a different game if it upsets you that much, nobody will blame you for it.
Crazy how vocal flatliners are especially at throwing tantrums about PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME IN THE UMAMUSUME PRETTY DERBY THREAD
So what do people do here if they don't actually like playing the game? If you want to lewdpost or engage in non-game things unironically why not go to /uma/?
>>2634650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbN0nX61rIs
>>2634627Okay so then just never play the game again and stop caring. You’ll be happier for it
>>2634653AKSHUALLY WE'RE NOT THE PRETTY DERBY THREAD >>2634331No subject roru
>>2634650Lose the CM finals like I did
>>2634614This is /v/ma we play and talk about the fucking game. As much as I hate the events you do not belong here, fuck off
I can't get over how huge ZRR's ears are
>>2634645Oh great the last thing we needed, some faggot posting the gayest shit we've ever read in any thread on this website.
>>2634654I LOVE DANTSU AND I LOVE NUMAS
>>2634621>>2634628>playing when you want to equals not playing the game anymoreamazing reading comprehension, thanks for your contribution.>>2634634I wasn't making fun of anyone, that's a shitposter that hopped on the original argument as usual. Why am not allowed to discuss the game anymore all of a sudden?>inb4 cuz u didn't clear the event like I did and are a filthy casualI still play the game, I still participate in CMs, I just despise these kinds of system that force you to keep you hooked and make people like you all defend them when they're objectively bad
>Why is this event forcing me to do runs in a game that I no longer enjoy?Is this some new kind of shitpost by our resident retards?
>>2634620What deck are you using? In my experience, the GOAT skill for front lobbies is MPB
>>2634653It really gives me the ick. Like nigga why are you bragging that your leeching off your clubmates like that?
We really are 12 angry men
Cygames truly has brainwashed you all. You should be ashamed.
>>2634645You faggot.
>>2634670I feel like this is something we welcomed by encouraging flatlining. Genuinely I don't think they're even shitposting
>>2634657Shit didn't see shake in his list, yeah get that one.
>>2634675i think there are more than 12 people in here and some of them aren't angry
>>2634676i already pre-ordered the Rickey plushie and the relink DLC
>>2634673>It really gives me the ick.Is this the rare /vm/a femanon I heard so much about?
>>2634667You'll get kicked out of der/v/, faggot
NIGGERNIGGEENIGGER
>>2634670It’s schizocope from the jeet who sucks at the game meant to stir up drama.Next look out for “Hrmmm this is quite interesting, /uma/ doesnt seem to be having this problem at all and I think we might really have been the ones always at fault here. Oh and they said we suck at the game! What now xisters?
>>2634650Why stop at 4 recoveries? If you proc 6 recoveries her ult will activate a second time
>>2634675>YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE ANYMORE
>>2634622The salty posts were in retaliation against this faggot>>2634246>>2634276>>2634289>>2634309>>2634321And yes I'm convinced it's mostly the same guy since no one had a problem with it before. There were like 100 posts of peace and fun before that. It's not a duty to play this game, especially when it takes 1 hour to complete ONE MANT run. I don't see the point in shaming people to play more and grind more, if you don't do this you should leave, etc. Like, what are we even doing? I like playing the game and I'm fucking sick of MANT, I don't need some holier than thou faggot to tell me to leave the thread for not completeing an event. What's wrong with it? And there's tons of people playing normally. Why shit on the people taking it easier? Don't you know you also need the casuals to have a thriving thread?
>>2634688holy SHIT
>>2634669>Play 1-2 careers a day>Get event stuff for freeIt's not an issue nigga. You're just lazy.
>>2634680XOguri has Shake It Out in her base kit because Cygames thought that was how you'd trigger Miracle, not sparking another recovery on her and using 777 to control when it procs.
>>2634684>being a niggerMy hounds.....you know what to do
>>2634631I did something similar in the last medium XOg, and the times it went off too early were a bit too frequent for my liking. I agree that the Wit is way too low, hopefully Throne is as busted as people say for Wit>>2634633>>2634635>>2634648Allright, think I'm going with Shake+double Pace and Medium. I'm running her together with a Dom and an Ace Sweepy with Gaze, I'm relying on Oguri to do the work most of the time and for Sweepy to steal some wins from Front lobbies>>2634672I'm using this, I don't have Kita/Fine because I started with MANT and I've been carried by FCM so far. I don't have my own Dober so unfortunately I have to pick between her as a strong gamble against fronts, or NY Opera for a more consistent boost
>>2634691all me
>>2634688
Damn this thread is grim
>>2634686Just watch that retard bring this shit up again 50 posts after it died down like he always does
>>2634695Do NOT check the flags of umaposters in the WC threads. Never meet your heroes..
>>2634684>doxxing an unrelated guyYou lost the argument, and you're a massive faggot. Leave
I think I will mutate both DaiSca and Seiun Sky for sprint..
Yeah I'll just play some more NIKKE in the meantime until the thread cools down
>>2634697>I started with MANT and I've been carried by FCM so far.holy shit, that looks amazing for a ~3 month old account, congrats
>>2634695Dober stole all your hounds
>>2634697Pretty sure Shakur is better then 1LB Biko, but not a bad job given that deck
>>2634707>playing multiple gachas at onceto me this is genuine subhuman behavior
It's amazing how people who somehow hate the idea of playing the game to clear something they're not even required to, or have the choice to skip, can have these kinds of takes and the ego to call out others for naturally clearing or being able to clear the event, after being called out for it. It's not even that MANT was a mistake this time, but honestly, it's just them for thinking the thread needed them here. It's like I'm reading larpers trying to fit in and force their opinions within the thread, but getting mad after being called out.We should welcome the idea of kicking flatneighas again.
>>2634691Play the fucking game asshole, if you can't be bothered to grind join a draft server and uave your daily run be a draft game.
>>2634700>Call out flatliners once>thread implodesThis is why I'm kicking every single one of them out as soon as GL begins
This NEVER would have happened under Oguri Cap.
>>2634697>I started with MANTBro what the fuck this is amazing for that, I honestly doubt I'd be able to crack S+ with LB1 statsticks.
Would grass wonder be a good mother?
MANT habits die hard. Should I be squeezing in a few G1 races or should I just do the career goals in Unity. Training for the /v/ triple crown and I ran out of clocks
>>2634705You're 100% in the right here but you posted curren so I'm obliged to post this.
>>2634712again with the holier than thou behavior, your kind are the worst posters in /v/ma
>>2634717You mean Seiun Sky
>>2634707silly anon you typed Umamusume: Pretty Derby extremely wrong
>>2634719God no, grass is so bitchy its insane. She'd be a tiger mom
>>2634718Our humble NEWfriends have grown fast, at least the ones that asked questions and took the thread’s advice into consideration.
>>2634719Grass would be the kind of mother who'd take away your gameboy and ground you if you left a single grain of rice on your plate.
>>2634720Unity heavily rewards training, but more skill points is also good. If it's a bad training turn, a G1 isn't unreasonable, or if it's building towards a secret event which helps to mitigate the stat loss
>>2634720I think most are unity only
>>2634714The TRUTH is that the Bakushinposting was fun as fuck and then the banter ruined it. Yeah yeah thicker skin whatever, but the Bakuposting was a way better alternative
Why is it always Pearl on the Flower Cup? I've been trying to catch a Nishino Flower on Flower Cup screencap but it's just always Pearl..
>>2634716BASED
I hate parent farming
>>2634714It's worrying that we have anons who will take pride for flatlining, and gluing runs for dailies. I'm still fine with spamming bakushin runs to clear the event, but not when they'll get mad for being called out for itThey did it to themselves so the least they could do is accept it
>>2634743I've seen Flower there so many times I started thinking she'd always be the rival there.
>>2634726I would say the self-victimizing thin-skinned bitches are the ones bringing the mood down. It’s just my opinion, take it or leave it sister but dont blow your lid over it
>>2634743Pearl constantly fucking up my sprints and miles with her smug hag face is all the propaganda i needed to hate her for eternity
I know you guys hate doomfagging but how can I not feel bad about the state and future of /v/ma after what happened today?
>>2634714I don't even get how this SINGLE POST >>2634246 managed to make them mad
Uhhhh....anyway, so did anyone want to run fun rooms
>>2634742holy banterbroken, get over yourself
>>2634622Whomst'd animation is this?
>>2634740Triple Crown races currently exclude MANT so people don't need to use clocks, including me. If there's an exception, I will mention it.
>>2634737Fuck I forgot about secret events. After 3 runs which failed to cap speed but did get a bunch of nice skills by doing pretty much every g1. I'll try stick to training unless it's really bad. Cheers
>>2634749I dont take pride in gluing but its something that Ive done more of to save time. That being said, Ive never had an issue performing well in CMs or clearing an event. I glue when it makes sense, you dont have to finish every run
>>2634757holy roombroken leave leave leave
>>2634756To be fair that looked like a joke more than a banter.
>>2634754I mean, you take the good with the bad, last thread was 1400 good posts, and then people got all pissy about a light joke about not playing the game.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, GIVE ME RICKEY AND TACHYON'S BANNERS ALREADY, I WANT TO FUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>2634754Nobody cares fag, talk about the game or shut up
>>2634742It's funnier when flatliners get called out
>>2634760Dantsu
>>2634491Rare Taiki forehead sighting.Also rare Taiki buttcrack sighting.
>>2634756>You dont play the game.>AAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SEIUN SAMA SAVE MEEEEE
>>2634775Is it? I also saw a wemb of Shakur doing it
my danchou has been flatlining for almost 2 months at this point
>>2634773>talk about the game>play the gameNeigha... You're going to make the flatliners mad again...
>>2634754>after what happened today?>encouraging playing the game>newbro posting his great oguribest thread in weeks
>>2634757So sorry you had this happen just now
>>2634769Because it probably is. The template of the post looks like a shitpost too
>>2634756He samefagged for like 10 posts to prove his point btw
>>2634772I know they design the game and especially the gacha to be as addicting as possible, but jesus christ I had to hold on for dear life to not throw a cheeky 50 at shakur. I can't fucking wait for the light hello + tachy banner.
>>2634784FUCK…im gonna shut up and go play the game…ERR I mean..im gonna go have sex with a real umamusume or something please dont kill me
>>2634782https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XYusVS30Kuwit's her non G1 winning animation
>>2634711Will do, I was defaulting to using Shakur only with End Closers, Biko staying at green friendship into Senior year is starting to get annoying>>2634708>>2634718Thank you anons, like >>2634734 said I got a lot of help from here (after getting banned the first two days of playing for posting in one of the /v/ threads during the exodus kek).I usually get an S+ as a baseline and SS on a good/decent run: I'm a bit worried for GL because those cards are literally all I have aside from an MLB Ayabe, 2LB Yeppers, and a smattering of 0LB random SSRs. Every single one of my other useful SRs is not even MLB lmaoI'm saving up for Hello/Tachyon and hoping that they pull through.
>>2634756>literally a joke>flatliniggers derail everythingThis is so funny, we make fun of LARPers like rock solid for not playing the game and they dont see the difference
>>2634754listen do not take this the wrong way but if you're genuinely concerned about the state of a thread i think you should find better things to do with your time
playing Umamusume: eating your vegetablesFlatliners: Yadabrats
>>2634714What I hated the most I got fucking called out as a wannabe janny/hall monitor and told to fuck off to /vg/ for telling them to PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
Attention /v/ may I present you "Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and MaruzenskyI am planning to hold it on July 11th around 6pm EST. Tokyo 2400 M Good Conditions, sunny, Summer, Great mood. I'd do this off the cuff but I actually don't have my own parent/child combo made either.
>>2634728Y-Yeah, totally. Another 5 borrow runs for Chrono Genesis!
>>2634806>Playing MANTYada
>>2634807I don't have my wife's inudaughter though...
Why didn't we do the Oguri Cap Kinen when she was the queen?
>>2634644But I'm not a filly?
>>2634795MANT being such a dryspell for things to pull for is nice for building a bank, but yea, it's been since Nishino that I was able to roll with my pull plan and I'm hoping for some spooks on the way to Rickey or that she shows up early so I can pull another banner since the 1.5 doesn't have an uma ticket unlike all the others.
I wanted to ask that JPbro who was answering on the viability of future umas about Dantsu flame, she makes my heart throb like no other uma, especially when she cries in her victory animation. Is she good? ;__;
>>2634818that means...
>>2634817Nobody here actually cares about Oguri Cap
>>2634756To think all the "funposting" stopped because of a single joke. Flatliners really have no human rights that they can't even take a single joke.
>>2634821I haven't pulled since Nishino as well and my carat reserves feel like they've barely increased. I only have 65k whereas some others have 120k+ I am so fucked for the card banners. I thought I was going to have a bank ._.
>>2634813Play URA
>>2634827The bakufunposting got ruined, I am so mad, this really didn't need to happen
>>2634807Nice. I'll try making it into this
How jewish are you /v/ma?
>>2634825
>>2634829Bro you have 2 sparks fuck off.
>>2634822There's so many good banners starting with dantsu, I don't know how JPbros do it, I'd genuinely consider skipping the entire BC scenario just to roll on umas
>>2634829I think 120k is only possible if you skipped/got lucky on FM banner
>>2634838fuckin humblebraggers bragging about having self control and shit, fuck off asshole. i bet he even actually played the game and got carats
>>2634834Honestly the one ruined it entirely was, ultimately, the bakuposters. A single joke shouldn't even be able to ruin it had they went along with it
So after Tachy Speed and Ramonu Wit, what's the next big card to save for?
>>263483633k with 60 support tickets
>>2634836at 30k, bout to blow it on golshi, then save for CB rerun to finish her off and than hold for wedding Ama
>>2634836Not Jewish enough. I will have exactly enough to spark Tachyon twice then be broke again.
>>2634842I started at Christmas and have 90k with a not terrible stable, but I've also only got Kita and FineMo with LB0 creek though I've still got my anniversary selector since Creek LB1 wasn't gonna get used anyway. If you started with the game, you'd probably have way more or a relatively complete roster of umas.
>>2634834I'm convinced it was one fag that got autistically mad at people enjoying the game wrongly and he's still going about it.
>>2634842>got lucky on FM bannerDon't fucking remind me. I had to spark twice and only took her to 3LB
>>2634844I haven't done a cheeky tenner in months and got obliterated on both FM and CB's banner
>>2634845I am still mad, I was having so much fun
>>2634853He even mass replied last thread for being called out so you're probably right
>>2634822A quick glance on her kit says she's a medium track merchant. But obviously she's not stronger than the meta pace umas like Gentil and Chrono.
>>2634839Do you know how viable she is though?
Anyway, can you guys stop being autistic, when are we getting the bourbon only race
>>2634850Do we have non-gaslight info on how her ult works?
>>2634852>Kita and FineMo with LB0 creekHoly shit are you me? What do we do? There are so many fucking cards I want too pull for
Its alright of you feel burnt out, we were warned after all, but there is no need to hate people who aren't I, myself, am.feelong somewhat burnt out despite doing 2 careers a day, its an odd feeling, on one hand I want to do a run, but on the other I can't bring myself to start
>>2634861Oh you mean the upcoming /v/ictory stakes?
>>2634853I mean, just look at his post >>2634345. He actually ruined the bakufunposting.
WTF AIR SHAKUR IS A DRAW???
>>2634863no clue i'm just in it for golsex
>>2634872Based
>Chronodoxxing >Waifubait>Ai SlopOh wait a minute, it's a troll and we all fell for it. Remember to mass report
>>2634836I have the longest nose here
>>2634868not looking good!
>>2634869I don't get it.
>>2634869The daily carat pack is like the only remotely decent deal in the game. I pay for it from jewgle phone surveys
>>2634846speed el and the style specific wit cards
>>2634869we all listen to 2pac here
>>2634876Neigha upgrade your supports, it's free carats and TT points.
>>2634875Ignore and mass report. Lets fucking get back on topic, please
>>2634846Aren't really any generalist cards between Ramonu and Speed El / L'Arc Pal card banner, so it's a whole scenario of saving unless you want to pull on some of the position-specific cards between them.
>>2634864This is my plan atm, but I might skip the Creek CB and wait for Sounds of Earth. We'll see what I look like after the Tachyon banner, if I don't need to spend crystals on Tachyon or LH, then I might just ticket ticket ticket crystal to get Creek up to a usable status.
>>2634875>everything I don't like is one guythis mindset is really bad for a general's health
>>2634846El speed
SACKOORA BACKOOSHIN OH
>>2634880Qrd?
I actually have fallen asleep multiple time playing or forcing myself to play MANT throughout the entirety of the event, and even had an ongoing career saved up for 2~3 days but I was still able to clear the event even if barely. So, I don't get it how others weren't able to come close to clearing the event.Although, this is just my experience tbhonest
>>2634274This is outdated btw
>Mass report
Remember when we all realized that we had people intentionally coming here to fuck with our threads when they were going after /v/ma and der/v/ danchous for no reason? I feel like we forgot an important lesson from that.
>>2634890On the pack or the surveys? Google Opinion Rewards give you like 30 cents every now and then asking you about places you've made purchases at. Figure they're tracking me anyway who cares if I tell them I made a purchase at Walmart two days ago.
>>2634883I have 15% bonus already
>>2634896Wtf is that technically f2p
>>2634861>can you guys stop being autistic>can you fish stop breathing water for five minutes and instead grow wings and fly?
>fuck flatliners>yeah fuck flatliners bro>yeah like this danchou>noooooooo not like that
>>2634904I wish I could fuck Danchou....
>>2634887What are you, a doctor? Fuck off fag
>>2634904Do the flatliners look like Bakushin? This is important
>>2634903I'm nothing like you bitch
>>2634889Speaking of goofy pronunciationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIAQiq32Ujg
>
>>2634909WTF BOURBONGPT IS THIS REAL
>>2634900I don't go out super often so it only cover about half of the packs cost btw
>>2634907Actually...
>>2634861How many slots would be good?
>>263491818?
>>2634909sure brobrobrobrocephalus just give me millions of years of evolution and I’ll get right on that!
>>2634909AIIIIEEEEEEE
>>2634917Danke, Herr Doktor.
>>2634900It is written that only blood donations and google surveys can be used to obtain carats while still remaining f2p
>>2634924So the Seuinlet would have still lost his f2p status since it was plasma he donated.
>>2634917Your dose is too WEAK doctor. Is this really the best you got?
>>2634772Do we get free rolls on Rickey or is she just the face of the 1.5 anniversary just cuz?
>>2634919I don't think 18 people have Bourbon and want to join a room (there is a lot of shy anons)
>>2634920Bro?
>>2634928Yes, 5 singles lmao, fucking Cyjews
>>2634931>Implying I play the damn game
>>2634936If your qi is properly aligned, those 5 will be more than enough
>>2634931Kitasan black
>>2634936>Aw gee… you shouldnt have
>>2634938My favorite umas are Agnes, Mommy Creek, and Gold Ship btw
See you next week broskies
>>2634945bwo... your club...
>>2634941>I could recognize those thighs from the other side of the planet
>>2634930How about 14?
>>2634944Unironically sovlful picksLiking exclusively newmas doesnt make you interesting, quite the opposite really
rickey is kinda cute but i am not interested in rolling for a d*rt uma and i am especially not interested in collecting 6 greens on top of all the other shit you need to do for an ace
>>2634943Bamboo memory gets some free rolls too!
>>2634943It's better then the 4 (four) (quatro) singles we're getting on Bamboo at least lmao
https://x.com/CNT1169927/status/2069017458271560133
>>2634952If hall monitor's gf doesn't spook me i'm gonna be very mad.
>>2634952Okay now this is kino
>>2634936One pull is enough to get her. I saw it in a dream.
>>2634954Sloppa....
>>2634956Posting lewd images of the hall monitor’s gf while he seethes inadequately!
>>2634952... uh yeah! Go! Uma hall monitor...
>>2634954>shitko stinky lovers so desperate for art they post xitter aislop here
>>2634954https://litter.catbox.moe/oe7rg7.png
>>2634951We get it. You like end closers and their ONE (singular) gold skill.
>>263494914 is too high
>>2634954>#AIartnot looking good for Windy...
>>2634951She comes with 2.5 greens for Dirt, so you're just getting a groundwork setup on her + 1 if you're running her as a front or the normal 3 if Pace
-1000 PR to Stinkyfags
Was theory-crafting, and landed on this deck for a Dom build. Only 3 hints to chase from Marv and Fuji. Flustered Front Runners is from spark, though Bakushin could be a painful backup. Lastly, Subdued Front Runners is RNG from Aoi Date 5.
>>2634941round 2
>>2634941I was trying to identify those thighs too and I couldn't. I'm a fucking casual
>using AI to generate baldy Yeah…that’s gonna be a nopers for me dawg
>>2634973Why the Aoi, for SP?
>>2634976Mayano Top Gun
>>2634968actually i am a late liker so i just staple random accels to my umas and hope one of them worksone day i will be get reliable skills and then it's over for you nerds
SELL EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL IT'S FUCKING CRASHING IT'S GOING DOWN UNDER SELL NOW!!!!!!
>>2634981Hesistant End Closers and Subdued Front Runners.
>>2634981She gives you guaranteed a hesitant ability by doing her dates. Hesitant ends I believe, common in debuffer builds
>>2634973Damn that's a lot of fuck you. Too bad wit Sweepy doesn't give Lone Wolf for the extra tiny bit of cucking.
>>2634984>Implying I bought that shitcoinLol couldn't be me
>>2634982maya would have been too easy
>>2634983They will learn to fear us come France
Windy should have been a 2 star uma. We can all agree on that at least
You WILL like AI art of Shinko Windy
>>2634992Looked like an uma in spats though
>one man singlehandedly ruins the reputation shinko posters tried to build DEVILISH
yosh ikuyoooooo
>>2634996Genuinely, yeah. He's in because he was a funny horse to watch like Twin Turbo, except his was losing races by biting other runners instead of massive runaway into gassing out because Turbo was scared of the other horses
>>2635000>Try to fuck Ardan>She breaks her pelvis
>>2634993I will be a Latefag too once that time comes.
>>2634997Niggas being so technologically inept that they can't even open up an editing program to add words and instead make shit like "Shinny" would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.
>>2635002Sounds like a horse for retards, no offense baldybros
>>2634976Hmmmm, is this ryan.
>>2634951AgreedI'm already gonna have to suffer through mutating my oshi up from dirt G every dirt CM. I don't wanna have to also suffer through trying to properly build Rickey on top of thatMight still consider her if the post-release Rickeyganda is strong enough, but it's going to be a very hard sell compared to other umas that I might actually want to build for CMs
>>2635000>a multi-uma pic>with Dia>no kitasan aroundBuena.
>>2635000Who wins between Buena and Dia? Arden is practically glass.
>>2634976WAIT I RECOGNIZE THOSE THIGHS FUJIN
>>2635013Vista
>>2635010no but i just realized how absurd Ryan hourglass figure is
>>2635016El really let herself go...
>>2635020Just a little tone on her tummy and it'd be perfect
>>2635016Correct
>>2635020Ryan has always been sexo if you can look past her hairdo
>>2635023Why is she showing me her uhh
>Improved Shinko WindyI kneel
>>2635020they had to give ryan a fuckass haircut to nerf her, she would be too powerful otherwise
>>2635023This bitch won me plat best hornypull ive ever done.
this is all a der/v/ falseflag
>>2635023NANO
>>2634807King Halo and Kawakami Princess?
>>2635032My bad them too obviously. It's been a long day.
this is all a der/v/ strawman
>>2635030when is it NOT a der/v/ falseflag??
You think you're so good? What about THIS.
>>2635039Oh thats easy, nishinoT. Gooned to that render
>>2635039Shakur
>>2635034>It’s been a long dayThat many Bakushin runs huh?
>>2635041
>>2635044 I start work at 5am my time
>>2635041>Correct
>>2635041most honest der/v/ king
>>2635041>i recognize that render, i gooned to it!fucking based
>>2635044ARRRGGHHH NOOOO DON'T MENTION IT.... OR ELSE I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA... MEEEEEEEEEEEEELTTTTT
>>2635047I don’t envy you
>>2635041>its correct
Its a freaking ROCK
>>2634954Please don't ruin my dog's PR, I've worked very hard to get her this far.
>>2635057It's a stone Dober, you didn't make it!
>>2635058Just ignore it
>>2635054>Wait a minute…I’m in /v/mapyoi!
>>2635058Make her boobs bigger and herself sluttier. You have the tools.
>>2635057Well yeah what did you think Dreamstone was gonna be?
>>2635058She's very attractive
>>2635044Ignoring the meltdown it was an amazing day for Bakushinbros. It was like everyone got reminded of their first love
>p0_master1200.jpgAt least don't be retarded if you're gonna troll.
Now this is just intentional. Not falling for the anti-Shinkoganda
>>2635069What is going on with her pit skins?
>>2635057The thumbnail looks like some kinda fruit snack and it reminds me of those tiktoks of horses eating froot by the foot
Bikofags are doing this, I just know it.
>>2635069hot take but the whole pit licking meme is cringe even though she does have sexy pits. The meme is forced and not even particularly funny or sexy but Bakushin IS sexo
>>2635057Very important
>>2635071>>2635070Just report for spamming/flooding and ignore.
Does anyone have one of those screenshots from a prince's veteran uma list that's entirely Kawakamis, or keywords I can use to search the archive? I need it for a shitty edit
>>2635057Jesus Christ, Dober, it's a mineral!
>>2635080We got a local princeCHAD he'll show up eventually
How come we dont call Dober fans Dobros?
>>2635034I love this picture.
>>2635075Fucked up, that used to be a child, you know
>>2635067God dammit, why does this have to be AI? Why can't I get official Windy art with visible vagina bones?
we need more uma top gear posting to bring back thread quality
>>2635090Take up the mantle and draw it yourself
>unironically linking redditOkay you can fuck off
>>2635094Give me a few minutes.
Alright anon. FINAL CHALLENGE DANTE MUST DIE
>>2635101Rudolf
>>2635101Machan
>>2635101I don't know her name. She doesn't exist.
>>2635101Flash
>>2635095Maybe I'll have to.
>>2635110>>2635105Congratulations!!!!>>2635102>>2635103>>2635104>>2635106>>2635107>>2635111Shamefur dispray
https://litter.catbox.moe/mnf4rs.pngNow that I think about it I should be using this catbox link for it's main purpose
>>2635101>All these idiots forgetting that Rudolf's thighhighs have gold detailing at the topIt's clearly some future uma whose thighs I haven't spent enough time looking at to confidently recognize at a glance
>>2635085>[Deleted]WHO must go?
>>2635116>blank image
>>2635116so who won?
>>2635116>>2635120HEY in my mind Rudolf's thighs are very SQUISHY AND PLUMP
>>2635127They actually nerfed everyone compared to the anime.
>>2635131Why is teio a redhead.
>>2635116My wife has some of the thickest thighs in the game, the indentation gave it away instantly.
>anime
>>2635122/v/indy WON
>>2635133Look at her valentines alt
>>2635116>Haha no way it's Rudolf she has some gold leaves on her thigh highs>It can only be Flash>Her thigh highs have a black elastic band thing >It was a newmaI'm a casual... i guessed 0/3 ...
I was going to go out for a run but I got carried away working on the 3d umalator and now it's too dark to run. Anyway, I implemented rushing and group the numbers on the right into collapsible groups.#9 Stay Charlene is an end closer who rushes early on, thinking she's a front runner for a whole 12 seconds, bypassing the usual pace down and leaving the other backliners behind. She doesn't actually get the same early race speed bonus as front runners though, so she's stuck with the pace chasers. Eventually she pace downs but only briefly. If the recording kept going, you would see her die on the final straight because she only has 123 effective speed.
>thigh appreciation threadbased based based
>>2634889>>2635094>Opens on Richard Hammond and James May discussing the upcoming meet>(H) 2200m next, yes? Weather forecasts say the ground is going to be a bit wet. Have you thought about who you're going to train, James?>(M) Meisho Doto >(H) Doto? Are you sure? That's going to be a struggle won't it? >(M) Milelet or not, I will not abandon my sweet Doto like you did with Super Creek>(H) I did not -abandon- her, James, I escaped. I still have to look over my shoulders to make sure she isn't trying to sneak up on me. Did you know she dressed as a mummy for halloween? And insisted I called her mummy Creek?>(M) Poor you>(M: narrator) Just then, we were interrupted by our third colleague, carrying a letter from producer Akikawa>(C) Morning Gents!, looks like we have another event up. Let's see what we have here, gain ONE MILLION points and receive the rewards!>(M) Does it say who the bonus trainees are? >(C) Yes, it seems to be El Condor Paasa, Taiki Shuttle, Mejiro Dober, MatikanetannHAUSER, and Zenno Rob Roy >(H, visibly excited) Taiki Shuttle!>(M) you still love the Americans the best?>(H) Of course I do! American umamusume ingenuity is unmatched. It's a shame that lazy Mexican is in there with her>(C) Hammond, Paasa is from Kentucky>(H, confused) What? >(M) Regardless, 1m shouldn't be too hard if we're prepping for the upcoming meet anyways>(C) That's where you're wrong, May>(M) how so? >(C) You see, I figured out a cheat so to speak. Using the speediest trainee around, Sakura Bakushin O, I can get all the rewards quick, using *this*>Jeremy pulls out a bottle of TP Juice>(C) If I just keep training Bakushin, I should be able to get it all the rewards at once! I can get them and take it easy for the rest of the time gambling the slots machine >(H) What about the meet?>(C) Don't care for this one, Sprint is more my style>(M) Don't you have trouble remembering deadlines, you won't forget, right? >(C) Oh don't be ridiculous May.
>>2635140Here, this one will be hard.
>>2635150>recognized her instantlyIt's over for me
>>2635150Grass?
>>2635146How much do these figs go for?
>>2635150I'll say Sweepy because she's the first one came to mind seeing that bloomers
>>2635152>Grass>Stallion>Bloomers
>>2635152Never mind bloomers I'm a retard.
>>2635149>You see, I figured out a cheat so to speak. Using the speediest trainee around, Sakura Bakushin O, I can get all the rewards quick, using *this*>Jeremy pulls out a bottle of TP Juice
>>2635149>>2635142there's so much content going on right now and I like it
>>2635154Yeppers, it's the sweeper
Enter
>>2635149I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>2635167Seibah
>>2635167Duramente?
>>2635153~$150 + shipping and taxes
>>2635167I will be pulling for Seiba
20 lbs of jongMajsoul Friends Room 81572(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81572
>>2635167gilgamesh
>>2635064I don't know how to feel about this.I don't think Windy does, either.
>>2635149>the vietnam special but they have to get through MANT training only milelets
>>2635182BIGGERSLUTTIER
>>2635182What's wrong with her eyes?
>>2635171>>2635176>>2635181Excalibur
>>2635167Durandal
>>2635167That guy's sword from Roblox
*buys glowsticks*I must be loyle to my dancho
>>2635189Make up
>>2635118Testanhttps://litter.catbox.moe/pgqmaj.png
>>2635202Werks
>>2635196Danchou can go fuck himself I'm not wasting my hard earned race coins on those
>>2635209My estimation of you as a trainer just fuckin plummeted.
Doing a run and not a single speed rainbow, I mean literally they wont show up, regardless of whistles. 100 priority btw. I have never had speed THIS FUCKING LOW IN SENIOR YEAR EVEN IN FUCKING URA WITH SHITTY 0LB BREEDING DECKS THIS IS HORSE SHIT!
>>2635209After all those wuv yous, this is how you repay me?
>>26351783/4
>>2635182I will now roll for Windy.
>Pace CI am morbidly curious about pace shakur
>>2635218It's mahjover...
You DID grab your Fuji star pieces from the dirty dahby right? Just got my Fuuj’ to four stars
>>2635231Unique requires 4th to 7th, so you'd be running a mob uma most of the time
>>2635231Even putting aside the lack of good shit for paces right now you'd be potentially bricking her ult unless it's a really front heavy room.
>>2635178The next jonger to join this lobby will get plat in the next CM guaranteed.
>>2635235do a few fan runs while we wait for the last mah-kama
>>2635237sometimes it feels like they choose the worst possible races on purpose
>>2635237Yeppers! I need just 33 more pieces to unlock her.
>>2635237I saved myself six days of grinding
>I'm not gonna stand here and present some egghead scientific argument based on track layout>I'm just a regular torena! I like to drink carrot juice! I love my waifu!>Rock, flag and eagle, right Taiki?
>>2635249Holy shit KEK
>>2635237I stopped caring about star pieces
>>2635249LMFAO
Drinking with /v/ma sounds fun
>>2635256Sounds like an easy way to lose a kidney
Holy dogshit
I don't get it1/3
>>26352652/3
>>26351783/4, come jongers and jiggie traitors
>>26352673/3
>get all the sparks i need>shit training>get the ideal stats>shit sparkswhy can i never have both. i'm so tired. i've been training non stop and i'm about to get another loss.
>>2635273Taiki's father is going to blow your head off with a shotgun if you hug her. That's the joke.
>>2635149>>2635249Quality content, a welcome reprieve after catching up on this thread
>>2635279What an odd thing to saylet me see that TP
>>2635190Fun Fate Facts: There are 2 servants in FGO that could be argued to be inspired by umamusume.Caenis, blursed by Poseidon, god of the sea and horses, among other things, was revealed Jan 2018, revealed in the story May 2018, and made rollable June 2020. Her design was already locked in in 2018 including the horse ears. Umamusume was anounced mid 2016. Nasu does like to add characters vaguely inspired by other series concepts so its possible the horse ears were a nod.Don Quixote was added in 2022, and with him his assistant Sancho Panza, who is>"in precise terms, close to a Phantom, formed as an amalgamation of the horse, squire, princess, among many other characters in Don Quixote's story. "and has a much more umamusume-like appearance complete with a tail, something Caenis wasn't given, though her long low-ponytail could be seen as something of an homage to a tail.anyone who mentions huyan zhuo can suck my cock. I'd sooner say Zhang Yu is an uma reference than her.
>>2635249good shit right here
>>2635237Why dirt out of all things
>>2635178I'd come clack tiles if only I wasn't preoccupied.
>>2634343>>2634347I don't like using either of them. I hate the pacekeeper. I just wanna compare 2 umas generalized output, not simulate a race. Also the .app version sucks ASS on mobile.>just keep using the alpha123 version thenits dead jim. he doesn't update the presets for CMs anymore. The last update was a month ago. Soon the skill list will be out of date.
Making sprint parents is fucking suffering
>>2635322Im 10 runs deep and i still dont have a single sprint spark, let alone a good one
>>2635326I am coping. I am borrowing nishino so I found a 3 sprint 6 medium parent.I recently made a Fuji that is 2* stamina and 3* turf + 3 sprint and 1 medium. So I am just going to cope with those.
We are at 8 shards right?
>>2635333yep
>>2635333Nice digits, also when are we getting 6 more yellow shards, I want to uncap my Ayabe
I now have a crystal shard and 47 tickets ready for SSR Tachyon.
I train here right? I can pop an energy drink so it's not a 30% fail.
>>2635339Yes
>>2635337>6Should be 15 actually anon
>>2635338Pretty confident to think you'll get mlb with just that
>>2635339Yea unless you're letting like 30+ stats in the shop disappear.
>>2635338I saw your work on /sp/. I hope you do more.
>>2635344Yeah, why wouldn't I be confident? Shiraoki loves me.
SEND ME EL CP'S MASK CUTOUT, I AM NO LONGER ASKING
>>2635350>>2568591
>>2635322I did decently with my pace parents, even if I'm coping with some questionable blues, but making a front parent has been miserable. >2* speed, 2* mile, 3 whites in totalGee, thanks, game. Great use of the past hour.
>>2635350
Man I had a shitty fuckin day at work, some rooms?
>>2635359Who the FUCK is this?
>>2635338>I now have a crystal shardWhat the fuck just 1?
>>2635339Like why though? You're training an Uma with broken growths you're going to his capped speed/power without that training you may as well get the skill points
>everything + playtime's overoh yeah that's the stuff
>>2635365I had to use 3 of them on Kita, Fine Motion and Creeku.
>>2635369>no slipstream or THHSorry about your brickzuka bro
>>2635369Damn, SS rank and the game still gave you that many 1* white sparks
What do you do if you don't get the rate up SSR in 400 pulls and are left with a 1lb card that doesn't work properly until MLB
>>2635249
>Check CM 17>Spurts start at 667m>MediumIsn't this just XOguri's track again?
>>2635376quit unironicallyIn my opinion if your first 30k is dogshit you should just take the loss and borrow Tachyon
>>2635368>You're training an Uma with broken growths you're going to his capped speed/power without that trainingyou need to click training to cap your stats though
>>2635381Ok? Do it on a non race day or summer camp
>>2635378Ideally Rickey but you could just run an xOguri
>>2635377YOU FORGOT HARU
>>2635375it could be worse>>2635372nyo...
>>2635385Isn't that frame perfect if you get off festive?
>>2635386no forehead no kisses
I forgot how to make an ace after running parents for so long..
Still kinda funny that goldship is actually one of the most photogenic irl racehorses everbro is majestic when he's not doin goofy shit
>>2635396Here I'll help you>parent run>turf S, style S, distance S in two different distances and great inspos and hints from the director>ace run>none of the above and also mood downs every three turns
>>2635393Rickey is stronger then XOguri if you get enough greens, especially since she can't wiff the greens like XOguri can with recoveries, but if you don't have 6+ greens, you're getting run down by XOguri or Falco, yeah
>>2635402They made a CM just for Rickey huh?
>>2635378I don't need some stupid crutch like that Oguri (Christmas) crap. I just gotta pull as much power as I can from my Grand Live Tokens and grit my teeth, and I'll overpower her fancy little tricks no problem.
>>2635396>kitasan>marvsun nishino power>finemo tachyon wit >borrow slot wit card of choice>click the race button 40 times>get UG
>>2635403Pretty sure 6 green+ Rickey is the dominant force on Dirt until Parade Falco or something silly with how far in the future it is, the problem is that you have to assemble Exodia to get that reward
Does SSR Fuku carry over to grand live? Or does it die just like SSR NTR.
>>2635378>>2635385>>2635402Just run both.The true tricky part is ALL FIVE DOMINATOR USERS are all dirt G, so you basically have to accept your debuffer is going to be a 100% dead slot outside of debuffs unless you luckgod really hard with inspirations
>>2635376In a worst case scenario like that, I get my LB1 light hello, get LB1 maru and borrow tachyon.
>>2635412If you have her, she'll be a permanent slot on your parent deck
>>2635377it has only grown since then
>>2635412dead slot, you need to be clicking speed not whatever slot she's ""roaming"" to, and starting stats are useless, you're just training, think about it logicallyThis isnt just a fuku thing though, the cope of ""roam cards""" is 100% dead starting next scenario, you want prio
>>2635416That's a nice Princess collection
>>26354120 special priority means less rainbows means less tokens means that it's not great, but the energy discount on it means that's really great if it hits. Never worth borrowing, but can be used to fish for highrolls like she was in Unity>>2635413Anon, that literally does not matter because hybrid aces are a cope anyway and so people are running full debuffers with 1200 wit and 700 speed because they're using a meme deck.
>>2635412Perfect parent card for future scenarios and can sometimes be used as a third speed, it doesn't completely die like NTR but its not the best
>>2635412Worth using if you own her and need a 3rd speed card. Not worth borrowing.
>>2635420desu my grass and rudolph got me plenty of wins the last CMs, buying one singular debuff does not make a "hybrid ace"
How much fucking longer until Tachyon I need to ROOOOOOOLL
>>2635420I'd say full debfufers are the real cope actually.dominator is strong but there really isn't a reason to get any other debuffs. Frenzied/subdued/flusted debuffs are all useless. Hesitant is okay at best so you can get dominator, hesitant of whatever the meta uma is, and then you still have 90% of your skill point budget to make an actual uma.That isn't a hybrid.
>>2635427Stop padding your bra, Natie.
>>2635426Quite literally exactly 1 month from now, july 22.Frontbros time of judgement is much sooner
>>2635429If I get MLB nakayama cuntface I might do some really unpleasant thingsI already have a latent grudge towards kawakami princess
>>2635416
>>2635426~30 days>>2635427Giving up a gold's worth of SP is a heavy tax to pay, and people who're using debuffers are largely people either oshi gaming with full debuffers to enable their oshi to win. End Rudolf and Tachyon are a common sight because its +1 debuff and ensures you hit everyone with Dom. Going even slower doesn't matter to them
>>2635429Looking at this I don't know how anyone could roll for Brickey.
>>2635410Rickey is a lot of work, she is glue without 6 greens, and you need packages on top of packages to make her ridiculously dominant plus her unique sometimes triggers to early and you lose, but she's pretty unrivaled when she's built well.
>>2635435Actually, ricky is safe, exact opposite of what you're implying. Her banner is still active during tachyon, so you wait, roll for tachyon, and if your luck was okay you can go back and roll for rickey.
>>2635435I've got 90k because I knew Rickey was coming. People who get surprised by banners and then dickpull deserve every bit of suffering they get for not having the self control to figure out a plan and stick to it, none of the banners nor gibs are a surprise.
>>2635431Save yourself the anguish and drop a 20 on the 1.5 selector.
>>2635439I will, but you still need to roll a bit, if you actually like fronts maruzen's worth MLBing, no reason to go for a cope 1lb of a card you're going to use all the time
>>2635441>if you actually like fronts maruzen's worth MLBing, no reason to go for a cope 1lbPlease don't do this. The value you get going from 0 to 1 is more than the value you get going from 1LB to MLB. Please don't be wasteful with your carats because of stupid reasons like "using the card all the time".
>>2635441>>2635431desu Maruzen is 100% worth using crystals on, I'd only do one spark on that cursed banner.Carat dumping on tachyon's banner is MUCH better.>B-BUT YOU HAVE TO SAVE CRYSTALS FOR Xthere's always something to save a crystal for, sometimes you gotta actually use them>don't crystal maruzen, save it for tachyon!>don't crystal tachyon, save it for ramonu!>Don't crystal ramonu, save it for pasa!And so on and so forth forever.
>>2635442NTA, I see where you're coming from but also. If you are a front main you SHOULD MLB zensky eventually
>>263544230% mood effect is not a small amount if you're actually a front trainer who's using it all the time
>>2635436>she is glue without 6 greensCan any JP players confirm this? Is it a 6 or bust, or is it "4 is good, 5 is strong, 6 is unbeatable" type of deal
>>26354485 is cope, 4 and below is not usable
>>26354484 and below is complete trash, 5 is good, 6 is where the hype is real
>>2635449>>2635450Thanks JPGODS
>>2635448>4 and below Haru urara tier uma>5Cope, loses to falco and hokko>6Free platYou go all in on rickey
>>2635444D-do you guys think this is true? They got trips...
>>2635448You start with 2 as a Front, 3 as a Pace for Dirt, so it's not as much of an impossible task as getting 6 sounds
>>2635453Yeah
>>2635450And what happens if you go even further beyond 6?
>>2635458You unlock the plat for the next CM
>>2635458It loops back and Rickey is devoured by chi dirt dragon in the middle of the track
>>2635454You are correct but also not exactly correct, the exchange races green is only usable in half the chanmi races.
>>2635462Bruh
>>2635453>Triple 4sThose are trips of death bwo, don't trust them.
>>2635462Why, thats the fuckin dirt green
>>2635458IT WILL STABILISE IT'S UNDER CONTROL!!!
>>2635465Your tokyo dirt?Your santa Anita dirt?
>>2635403Rickey is a soulful metapick unlike Xoguri or Bourbon
>3* BLUE>3* PINKZERO FUCKING WHITES FUCK THIS DUMBASS GAME I HATE IT SO GODDAMN MUCH
>>2635452>free platUntil you run into another Rickey that's even stronger.
>>2635470
>>2635472>Until you run into another Rickey that's even stronger.If this happens the game should just give you both plats wtf
>>2635470Whites are an illusion if you ask me, they rarely if ever show up during inspirationI am convinced that I am more likely to get highroll for mediocre cards that have the skills I need than I am to get said skills from inspo
I will simply beat the Rickeys and the XOguris
Bros idk what to do, do I actually roll for rickey. I find her sex
Waiter waiter, more SIRIUS umas to go down the slide of humiliation please
>>2635473id use it if was a normal flavor oguri
>>2635479see>>2635437
>>2635479I was going to skip rickey for camping taiki but seeing how I got taiki in three pulls. It looks like rickey is back on the table.
Can I post an irl pic to explain why I have to roll fr rickey?
The ruffled neck ornament Finemo has right above her ribbon. What's that sort of thing called?
>>2635484If it has good Feng Shui
>>2635486Sorry, it doesn'tShe came with falco so I feel pretty obligated to roll
>>2635488kyute kyot
>>2635485Cravat/Jabot depending on who you ask.
>>2635496Which uma would the edgeman train?
>>2635499Rudolf
https://jiggie.fun/sCmxj8
>>2635499>Phoenix Wrightwould train teio 100%, shes quite similar to maya>Edgeworthkinda strikes me as a grass wonder kinda guy, he'd admire her drive to win underneath the class>GodotObviously cafe>Fanziska Rice shower
>>2635480
>dinosaur thread on /v/Oh so NOW it's allowed.
>trying to build Haru for the one star kinen>1 mile spark, the rest is all turf>got mile S twice in a row, and turf sparks never procced in any of the runs
>>2635511Jannies are busy murdering deltarunebros (despite having an upcoming vidya)
>>2635519Good, they deserve it for fucking with Grass.
I have yet to see a single compelling reason to ever roll for meta umas in this game, i think winning with my normal jobbers is fun
>>2635511Why the FUCK if toreina a bird
>>2635526Why arent you
>>2635521>Dober and doto soon ;_;
>>2635526I'm going to take a wild guess and assume its because Helios calls Torena-san "Torepi" and the "Pi" sound might be used to imitate birds
>>2635526Why the fuck is my trainee a bird?
>>2635529Death is sad, but both lived very long ripe lives as horses. Much better than many who die from tragic accidents
>>2635535
>>2635501the jig is up
>first sprint attempt I just remembered why I hate gutsmaxxing
>>2635556? You're a little behind on wit and speed where I'd like to be, but you're still doing fine, especially on a 20% speed growth uma
>>2635556I really don't want to fucking do it again
>>2635556Just wait for Throne
>XOguri and fronts win>it's always by multiple lengths>my oshi wins>it's a nose or neck every time
>>2635564NTA but i don't think throne is worth it for some anons, anons with good decks can probably get better results with speed smaru or guts bakushin
>>2635564throne's gold doesn't work on sprints, you want the guts bakushin gold on fronts
the first stat cap increase comes alongside GL, right? is everyone ready to remake their entire TT team?
>>2635572yeppersI'll remake mine in the first few days, since it's the best way to learn about the scenario
>>2635564Good luck getting 900+ wit with welfare Bourbon and Throne
>>2635564Fronts can't afford to slot Throne in a guts deck.
Glittering sparks are worthless after MANT right?
>>2635577Yeah
Summer Golshi releases before the sprint CM, right? How viable would running a dominator uma that inherits her skill be?
I can't wait for Throne to be revealed as the greatest gaslight this game has ever seen
I guess you might be a decent Rickey grandparent...
>>2635574I seriously cannot wait to stop using that piece of shit card
>>2635581Running double debuffer is pretty easy>gold city and innate dominator uma>give keen eye and dominator as the only golds >inherit gold ship ultIts not better than triple ace, but it can work
I'm seriously considering the open for Leo.Not only is it super omega sprintslop but you also have to gutsmax I don't even want to deal with it
>>2635572Yea, I hope there'll be some decent Summer Goldshi parents.
>>2635598frontslop****
>>2635598>have to gutsmaxPretty sure you don't. Final Straight (300m) is pretty short compared to Gemini (500m)
>>2635598just run pace oguri
Which of the 3 TT opponents do you guys pick?
>>2635598You can afford to run straight power sparks and either 2 speed, 2 guts, 2 wit, or 1 speed, 3 wit, 2 guts depending on your uma, or just be lazy about it and do 2 speed, 1 guts, 3 wit and accept that A finals is a goal to aspire to.
>>2635607Top unless they're using a title related to my favorite uma.
>>2635572>is everyone ready to remake their entire TT teamI'm already deep into the class 6 promotion -> class 5 demotion loop
>>2635607Whoever gives winning retards, then top if I need retention, lowest otherwise.
>>2635604And just betray every principal I live by? I'd just as soon commit seppuku before I ever resort to metafaggotry.
>>2635601Can't wait to laugh at all of you when paces dominate the CM
>>2635614>retardsFUCK I MEANT REWARDS
>>2635617it's literally impossible for paces to dominate if 6 front rooms are common
>>2635617this time for sure. i'm sure gemini was just a bad track or whatever
I don't have Guts Ayabe and I'll take it as an excuse to skip the whole guts shit
>>2635623Has not joined a single public award
I want to phone it in for the Sprint CM since my favorite can't run it. What is the easy mode comp? Three fronts i presume?
>>2635598you can use power wit deck. or use 2-1 guts-3 wit deck, since some guts card gold skill is decent in cm16 (bakushin and yeppers).
>>2635611>>2635614After barely retaining class 6 last week and this week>not looking good...you both gave me luck to win all 5 after picking the top and scored my highest. Thanks!
>>2635631Triple pace or triple front desu
>>2635631yep, instantly removes pace chasers out of the equation
>>2635617>Can't wait to laugh at all of you when paces dominate the CMI am now a soulful front oshigamer, thanks anon.
>>2635635Have you joined a single public room, paces are winning more than anyone
>>2635640Even in rooms with lots of fronts? What are the inherits i need?
>>2635640To be fair, publics rn are low front density. Gotta wait to see triple comps.
My paces got paceblobbed in the last sprint and I got 3rd despite a 75% winrate
>>2635647To be fair, sprint CMs aren't straight up a luckcheck
>>2635640>Have you joined a single public roomTHE CURRENT CM HASN'T EVEN STARTED WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING IN SPRINT ROOMS
>>2635652>He didn't see that practice room for CM 43
>>2635645Nishino flower and taiki shuttle for paces, fronts only have angling and the other one is kind of debatable what you want on it. Backliners are LOL PUMP
What's a good, durable wired keyboard brand that has numpads and doesn't suck testosterone out of my fingers? I've been perfectly content with this generic office keyboard I've had for years, but I think it's time for an upgrade. There's a million brands, and I just want something durable that isn't too loud and doesn't feel stiff.
>>2635607I pick easy every time, unless something else gives that guaranteed gift box bonus thing
>>2635656>Backliners are LOL PUMPAllegedly OYL has a higher chance of activating at a good time on sprints
>>2635645Rooms ive seen is stuff like pic related, I haven't seen a lobby with more than 3 fronts yet but I haven't joined many so don't take my statement as word of god, I think since fronts can cuck pacers off their accels pump on them is not a bad gambleNot pictured>Countermeasure (sucks ass)>sprint corners>pace chaser corners>shrewd step>bakushin gold>radiant
>>2635658i bought a gigabyte k83 years ago and it's still kicking, no idea if they still make keyboards but it's the most low profile thing you can imagine
Doto...
>>2635661We are talking about inherits though
I still don't have a single ace for cancer. With how long mant runs take I can't roll enough attempts to get the critical elements to align. So many people have aces done weeks in advance. It's impossible to quantify without a deep dive, but I am curious whats the difference between them and me. What do they do right that I fuck up and just don't even know I'm fucking it up?Life sucks. This game is gay. Back into the blender I go.
>>2635670How the fuck?
>>2635670the answer is almost always parents
>triple front is unbeatab-ACKBro its a sprint, it's RNG hell (not derogatory)
>>2635677Suzucute is way too happy about jobbing
>>2635662isn't turbo sprint not that good?
>>2635677I don’t think triple front is unbeatable. Sextuple front is though without a lot of luck.
>>2635680guts bakushin, not speed bakushin
>>2635682Yeah but the thing is, how common is that gonna be? Fronthell lobbies are not common NOW in the most optimal conditions.
>>2635661Higher != high, if you bring a backliner you're actively throwing the same way bringing a pace not named XOguri to the current CM is
>>2635658Your options is going to be limited. I have a K845, or something like it and it's fine. I've been using it for 6 years now and it's still going fine without problems. A few months ago I looked into building my own just as a project but nobody makes shit for numpad keyboard enclosures, it's almost entirely 60-80%.
>>2635680Turbo sprint is terrible yeah, but he prob has nothing else to buy
>>2635686NTA. But even if you are right (which you are) not stopping me from running king
>>2635685XOguri has the ability to just say no to fronts winning currently so some people are willing to bet on that. She is not gonna exist for the sprint CM. And personally, I always prepare for worst case scenarios. Because it's still a very real, and very terrifying threat.
>>2635692I'm making a Sprint Brian which is gonna be a pain in the dick because I need a Taiki parent with 8* sprint preferably or like 6* sprint and then turf sparks on the Taiki to go with my Flower parent, so I understand oshi gaming, just want it to be clear since the Haruka isn't available for people to have actual data to start planning their teams.
>>2635685I feel like it's too early to call that now. I assume fronts with their entire groundwork + 3 greens + DDPP + Med S + optional FL autismo are still grinding CM15. Not to mention SMaru's card is coming in 10 days. I don't doubt that paces can beat fronts, but calling it now and using the current rooms as hard proof feels premature to me.
They really gave Hishi Miracle a mob name at the start of her story lmao.
>>2635665Who could have caused this?
>>2635702I agree with this anon, way too early to make a definitive statement. I'm on the camp that fronts will be the theoretical strongest but we will only see when more rooms pop up, currently it's nothing but paces.
>>2635662People are waiting for Throne to start making aces.
>>2635693>is not gonna exist for the sprint CMBase Oguri will, and she will be super formidable too. Never forget IF LOSING WIN
>>2635704Those are my girls, Belongings and Hearty Letter
>>2635711Honestly I think Pulse is kinda overrated. Not bad necessarily but there's plenty of races I've seen where it makes absolutely no difference and she doesn't move up at all.
>>2635670MANT is tedious, so I'm frequently lazy and procrastinate by doing one parent run a day (if that), before cramming for CM proper when signups open. Despite that, I haven't had any issues putting together full ace teams.If you have good enough parents and you're not doing unholy mutations, you can scrape a viable ace together in a day or two. Trying to compensate for subpar parents (and therefore subpar inspiration RNG) with sheer quantity of runs every single CM is something I can't imagine doing, particularly in a scenario as time-consuming as this one.
>>2635711That's nice, but the adults are talking and the point is that XOguri has a completely self reliant accel that requires zero gambling except the wit checks. Oguri having a late race velocity is nice, but that's not decider in nearly the same way
>>2635665Are bananas even that slippery?
I choose to use my power for evil
>>2635714>there's plenty of races I've seen where it makes absolutely no difference and she doesn't move up at allIf you see it, she gained 0.45 m/s of speed though?
>>2635720only in high quantities
>>2635704Its the fat one who you bully into swimming, right?
>>2635722I more mean that I've seen her hit the ult, and my first place runner that's very close to her still wins despite not hitting a single speed skill.
Why don't we have umas that use magnets to speed up
>>2635723Okay, now where did Doto get so many bananas?
>>2635721>implying that's evilHere's true evil
>>2635677I need to see that Brian's stats/skills
>>2635738>>2635357Thanks
>>2635721>>2635739>>2635746Hatred. Anger. Seething, even.
I hope these anons fall down a pit.
>>2634449Great minds...
>>2635743Sorry man I did not save it, but what I can tell you is the stats were like 1200/500/1200/500/1200. And it had OYL and NSM, non whale im pretty sure.
>>2635746had I known you were using it for such nefarious purposes I would not have shared…
>>2635746What have you done...
Is MANT over yet?
>>263576330 more days, we are almost there bourbro
e-e-endure!
>>2635775Endure THIS
>>2635357It's cool to see my art commission out in the wild being shared.
>>2635775Which uma would use Endure/Reversal strats the most?
>>2635779She has nothing there to endure
>>2635780Wtf you commissioned that? how much?
>:)
>>2635784This much. The artist himself sent an appeal and requested me to give him a request because he wanted to draw El condor pasa or uma art in general.
>>2635790>90 clamsJesus
>>2635793Honestly cheap.
>>26357939,000 Japanese Yen equals 55 dollars.Unless your Canadian.
>>2635790I use to commission from there but it got worse over the years unless I wanted the plainest of pics, and I can go those for free (not ai, just people doing art of characters on their own.
>>2635775endure? im thriving
Finally caught up with the thread. Nice thread chaps
>>2635796I drew a pose with a stick figure. Then put in english and then translated it into jpn. So there was 3 ways to interept what I was asking. I generally don't use skeb though because I need to talk to the person. But uma is so popular enough that you can get people who know what you are talking about.
So when does Grand Live drop? Can you selector smaru speed SSR?
>>2635806You cannot convince me that this artist doesn't just edit AI slop.
>>2635806 Is there an uma selector and can we use it on Summer Golshi?
>>2635805Damn that's fugging hot
>>2635788Torena, I'm hungy :)
>>2635805It should be the other way roubd, with grass-sama
>>2635799>four glues and one rest until career is over
>>263580630 days almost to the dot, and supposedly. The spreadsheet doesn't list a purchasable selector though, which it does for the other anniversaries.>>2635811No uma selector either
>>2635805Same artist?
>>2635801Had some dumb (and kinda funny) shit in the beginning but it's been quite nice. I've been on and off and the one thing I do love about this place is that it always bounces back really quickly.
I just rode 4 McQweeeeeeeeeeens into the ground just to finish the Dirt Derby mission. Am I a bad trainer?
>>2635805damn them cheeks and those chi-chis being hugged.
Moving to this place until GL.
>>2635823You're better than me, I gotta do unicorn stakes
>>2635829Use your Inari!
>>2635830IF I HAD ONE
>>2635831Your Digital?
You are telling me I need to make a DIRT + END parent for Xoguri? That is what? 4 parent/gp slots? Then I need to inherit medium?
>>2635815Here is everything I got of uma so far anon. Enjoy.https://catbox.moe/c/5al9kj
>>2635829Pretty sure Taiki does it as part of her schedule if you don't have medium sparks
Imagine oguri cap sleeping over at (You)r place and then you wake up to her sucking you off while sleeping in the middle because she is dreaming about sausages.
>>2635833Dirt B is fine for career, anon
>>2635838I mean CM17. I left that out by mistake.
>>2635832IF IHADONE
>>2635840Dumb Bird?
>>2635839Oh, then Tachyon is out and between her Gold and Scenario Link Gold, you're probably going to want to be a Pace anyway or at least not be so overly fucked compared to an End that it warrants heavy mutation.
>>2635836So drawfags have trouble drawing sexy oguri without stuffing her face. Can writefags write a greentext without Oguri stuffing her face?
>>2635842I FI H A D O N E
>>2635846>Human earsNani
>>2635846Might as well write mob Uma fanfiction
>>2635511>enter thread>it's another "featherfags trying to convince everyone that feathers can be scary too for 300 posts" episode
>>2635847Howdy!
>>2635852>implying feathers can't be scary
Have you heard about our lord and savior Silence Suzuka?
>>2635855It'd be scary if they actually posted something scary. Instead they're posting literal, LITERAL chickens and going AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Give me some pace chasers for the sprint CM Taiki or camping version?...Flower?Uh... who else? Bakushin I guess?
>>2635834Damn you commissioned all that? I gotta start commissioning my wife in several positions
>>2635857I hear about her plenty since everyone's doomposting that she's going to be the face of all competitive content for the next 2 yearsAnd she's replacing maruzensky....
>>2635817
>>2635852Anti-Featherfags tremble when faced with the therizinosaurus, the scariest shit that has ever graced the late cretaceuous
>>2635846>trouble drawing sexy oguri without stuffing her face.You haven't seen the extent of this, drawfags are tame
>>2635864I bet you didn't even know Therizinosaurus existed until Jurassic World Dominion.
>>2635857Why yes, i'm gonna discount both of her golds.
>>2635864No direct evidence of feather impressions btw.
>>2635860If your favorite horse isn't popular enough to get daily art. Nor have a small dedicated group who like her. You are forced to be the change you want to see. If you are a goldship fan. You pretty much get free food on a daily basis. Hence why I got some gremlins in there as well.
>>2635868>implying I've watched anything other than the original trilogy I don't have shit taste, unlike anti-feather copers.
>>2634331What general is cancer cup
>>2635859FujiTakiOguri
>>2635875Based, but faggy since JP dinosaurs mog any feathered design by default.
>>2635873>isn't popular enough to get daily artShe's popular but not enough apparently. How do you find people to commission?
>horsegirls general
>>2635875This is the thing i really fucking dislike about featherfags, they always masturbate about muh science and pretend all dinos were feathered when only some lineages of dinosaurs have been proven to have had feathers while completely ignoring scaly impressions of other dinos.
>>2635882Look up uma art. Find artist, looks for socials, try to contact, repeat until somebody accepts, and hope they deliver. I cited everyone I worked with in that catbox album so if people are interested. They have a baseline on who to contact. I use mega.nz for all my online folder stuff to share with them and sometimes add them on discord.It just takes time and consistency and research to find somebody you think you can trust.
>>2635884Yes.
>>2635886Thanks, I've been wanting to commission for a long time even before uma. Now that I have my hot umawife (and disposable income) it could be a good idea
>>2635884Dinosaurs are /v/ma culture.
>>2635890Just make sure you take percussions to protect yourself. Treat it as if you are ordering fast food. Let them cook. And make sure you click business if you use paypal. Because you have a 6 month window on refunds. Artists who regularly already take coms are easier to work with than those who don't advertise it.
We wuv dinosaurs here, JPfags and featherfags alike.
>>2635888Taiki is so ridiculously hot it genuinely hurts me she's not real.
>>2635897Featherfags are no friends of mine
>Shakur never eats a real breakfast and only consumes nutritional drinks as a replacement>Snacks on glucose (?) candies>Most likely does the same for her other "meals"This is the second uma I've gotten really interested in with a questionable diet and the other one just doesn't want to eat her fucking vegetables like some carnivore
Get fucked bozos.
>>2635888Funny how umadino threads were the best dino threads on /v/. I hope the non-gacha dinofags enjoyed them as much as we did
>>2635901>Not looking good for /v/mapyoi...
>>2635899YOU LOST TRANNY
>>2635897Wow that's hurtful, we are 2021 generation....
>>2635900>>Snacks on glucose (?) candiesWhen i was a kid that was a genuine thing for students. Kids would bring glucose tablets to school for tests and teachers would allow it.
>>2635898No one says this
>>2635890>>2635895If you pay up front, get a date. That is hard to gauge correctly until you get experience under your belt. Mosts artists "need" time so give it to them, but me and others had horror stories of artists disappearing off the face of the earth or "forgetting" your commission with months of time given already.Oh and sketches are going to be less time vs very finished works of art with background.
>>2635906Uh oh, here we go again.>barely visible bumps that happen to make a "pattern" on an already eroded bone>looks nothing like the bird bone>is literally the only "evidence" of Velociraptors having feathers>every Redditor took this to mean Deinonychus, Utahraptor and every other raptor had feathers despite there being no evidence at all
>>2635912It is kinda daunting to do, I just want to see her titties and her giving paizuris
>>2635913The burden of proof runs the other way, anon-kun please explain why:>numerous close relatives had feathers>velociraptor has feather attachment structures>birds descended from feathered theropodsBut somehow velociraptor somehow lost feathers without evidence for doing so, the only reasonable assumption is that they were feathered. IF the dromaeosaurs nested among many feathered relatives, isn't it fair to assume the utahraptor was too?
>>2635921That's not how the burden of proof works dumbass, you're making the claim.
>Teionigger is a retarded featherfag
>>2635923>Trust me bro random erosion will always produce a neat row of equally spaced projections along a muscle and ligament attachment area.I already provided proof. I am correct.
Any drawfags around?
I know nothing about dinos other than triceratops is cool but this argument is really funny
>>2635913What is up with umas giving toreinas fish
Didnt read the literatureDidnt read the threadDinos were a psyopBut if they did exist, humans lived alongside them, like horses
Dinosaurs aren't real
>>2635929Name THREE examples of this
>>2635934>Gold Ship>Cafe>Almond Fraud
>>2635929They're doing it every day until you like it.
>>2635926Look how they massacred my boy..
>>2635941
>>2635941?
I've had nightmares about falling into the Ocean in different dino ears on a past Earth. Some of the most horrifying dreams ever
>>2635941Anon?
>>2635946Bro just swim to shore?
Quite possibly not looking so good for you-know-whomapyoi
>>2635949It's always close enough to shore to see it but far enough to be able to reach it
This would never have happened if hall monitor was here...
>>2635941I had to google what their characters looked like and I wasn't expecting an actual fucking dinosaur what the fuck anon
>>2635954This is incredibly funny tho
Yup, everyone's been sentenced to the cyber-ryan mines. Time to do your fuckin careers
>>2635957I feel like my soul got a tiny amount of chip damage. i admit it is funny though
>feathermaxxing
>>2635921Yeah, mostly in areas like China. Still doesn't account from Western dromaeosaurs.Bone erosion was already covered.So what bird is a direct descendant of Velociraptor?
>>2635964What could possibly be the context of stay gold talking about israel
>>2635966All uma musume hate the jews.
>>2635965
>>2635960>getting soul damage from an anon jerking off to dinosweak, the real shit is reading a doujin where the characters are in the Holocaust
>>2635968Now show me the lineage.
>>2635967Explain this.
>>2635967It's true. Or at least Yanko does.
Im starting to feel an irrational hatred toward feathered freaks and their many apologists who sleep on feathered pillows
>>2635901I can't believe Ayabe killed off the dinosaurs...
>>2635972AWAY
>>2635972Question: Do poor jews exist?
>>2635974Never in my life have I encountered a feathered pillow and I feel like the past has gaslighted me into thinking they were ever a thing.
>>2635980>Never in my life have I encountered a feathered pillow My god. Feathered pillows are comfy as fuck anon. Poor for holding up a shape though.
>>2635901And so the going theory is after this event, mammalian life and what would later evolve to be primates gained their foothold from…surviving rodents?
Down is feathers you dumb dummies
>>2635977I truly can't wait until I can use my beloved fraulein again.
Would Dinos have become sentient and "human" like us had they not been wiped off the planet?
>>2635984Down is a syndrome, retard.
>>2635980They're a thing, I remember as a kid there was occasionally a feather poking out of my pillow and I'd pull it out.
>>2635979They're called greeks.
question, what exactly does having the same trainee as a grandparent? It nukes affinity right? So for example I have a ryan with cheer nature as a parent, does that nuked affinity affect the odds of my dober parent passing down her 3 star medium spark?
>>2635901THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENED
>>2635980They’re a remnant from a time before manufactured and plastics and synthetic fabrics. Now I imagine avoided due to the cost, ethics, and possibly allergy concerns of would be nappers
>>2635956You never seen The Land Before Time?
I didn't even know there were non feathered pillows. Are we living in parallel universes or something?
>>2635987Not really, evolution does not have a predetermined goal of producing human level intelligence, it's survival of the FITTEST, a complex brain capable of abstract thought like us is a very big caloric intake with no strict evolutionary advantage, plus. Its not like theres an environmental pressure so that they evolved anatomy good enough for tool use they didn't get wiped out anyway modern birds are living dinosaurs and while some species (corvids for example) are intelligent, nothing approaching sapience.
>>2635997Cool, thanks
>>2635941Teiobwo btw
>>2635991Nope. How it works is that if you are your own grandparent you get ZERO affinity from that grandparent, if you were getting 30 affinity from that ryan grandparent you get none of it added to the total affinity. You may still proc the skills of that parent, but there's no bonus affinity modifier for the odds at all.
>>2635846Stuffing? You mean food sex?
>>2635995>>2635956Sera is kinda Halo-coded
>>2635987Probably not. Reptillian brains and anatomy just work differently. What allowed humans to gain their edge is the prefrontal cortex and the development of opposable thumbs. The fact that no other animal gained human level intelligence shows just how lucky humans were to develop it in the first place despite not being around that long compared to many other older species. Dino brains, behavior and physical anatomy just werent the same. Humans were relatively weak for what they were, having to overcome physical weakness with being in groups and learning to use tools. Dinos just didnt have that need, they were quite efficient as is
>deletedDamn rip, that was super funny at least
>>2636000Slightly incorrect. You get zero base bonus affinity, but you do get race bonus which is why MANT parents don't care nearly as much about inbreeding since you're getting the majority of your affinity from racing, and not just the base like we used to
>>2636000I see, so that means if I use cheernature nature as a grandparent for training her and she's my only source of mile sparks I'm stuck with mile B right?
>>2636008Thank you for the correction anon. Will keep it in mind
>>2636003>Halo-codedElaborate on that.
For posterity's sake.
>>2636007Kek
>>2636013Top 1 most based poster of all time
>>2636011Np, just an important consideration with how MANT just randomly generates good grandparents so if you're only training a couple of fronts, for example, it's easy to end up with one of them being their own grandparent regularly, but I was hitting 212 affinity on a double incest Kitasan where she was grandparents on both sides just by virtue of them all being MANT.
>>2636001Not him but yes, it's very hot
>>2636012Haughty, I guess. I haven't watched it in years though
>/v/ma - feeders
>>2636009Nah, the beginning of career inspiration is guaranteed. Hypothetically speaking >Nice Nature has C in mile>only source of mile sparks is grandparent nice natures You would still proc to mile B-A, but when its time for inspiration 1 or 2, no affinity bonus on them so their whites and pinks proccing will be unlikely
>>2636020That's just Danchou's barely disguised fetish
What was her name again?
>>2636022Why did I have to serve such a fatuous danchou?
>>2636013THATS WHY HES THE GOAT
>>2636023No idea but check these sick digits.
Is there a list somewhere of all the fixed events in mant? which turns give energy or mood up every single career? I know 3 energy gains. I know mood ups exist but idk when they happen.
>>2636023>her racewear is just slutty school girl with a bunch of lucky charms slapped on topWhat were they thinking
>>2636007Chomper's parents scared the fuck out of me as a kid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjKo0Q5vViw
>>2636029Fuck man, I dont remember them all at the top of my head but>early feb mood up>white day>senior year halloween mood up>arima kinen energy up
>>2636024>fat-Heh
>>2636027Gets dont count on ded boards
>>2636034Adding to this, there's another guaranteed one right before senior Takarazuka Kinen or whatever it's called, it's the race right before senior summer.
>>2636024Monthly reset is coming soon...
>>2636031Chomper?I hardly know her!
>>2635996I have never seen a feathered pillow in america
>>2636034>>2636037NTA but That’s all of them as far as I know
>zoomers were never traumatized as a kidhttps://youtu.be/WbW8GgAWKi8?t=81You missed out
>>2636039
>>2636029
>>2636036wasn't until you said this that I realized this thread makes up 80% of this board's traffic. we have 32 of the last 40 post numbers. sheesh.
why are people saying we need a lot of clocks for the scenario after GM
>>2636042This still makes me cry.https://youtu.be/I9uVquExMi4
>>2636001Holy fucking sex I need her
>>2636040Interesting so it's a burger thing.
>>2636013I’d like to go back to a land before this post
>>2636048The scenario after GM is L'Arc, and from what I've heard. The french CAN AND WILL rape you
>>2636051we’re allergic to birds or something *chuckles obesely*
>>2636052KEK
>>2636054>The french CAN AND WILL rape youGood.
>>2636048Probably gonna get raped by the French....
>>2636031>There are 14 Land Before Time movies>They didn't stop making them until 2016I didn't realize this till now when I searched out of curiousity. I don't have the guts to spoil myself on the last movie because I don't wanna know if the series ends with everyone dying
>>2636054I know who's looking forward to the rape...
>>2635988bwo...
>>2636054don't you have to level up your trainee or something in that so they get over their paris syndrome and run at full power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY3mhCQrbbU
Doodlin a /v/ma-chan cuz i am bored and have nothing to do cuz my aces are done, do I make her a cow or do I make her a bottom heavy flatty.
>>2636076>bottom heavy flattyYES
>>2636076BIGGER (ass)SLUTTIER
>>2636076feels like a medium to me
>>2636074Yeah but I've heard l'arc is unironically tough to clear even with good cards, the french are cracked.
>>2636066Only the first one is worth a damn naturally. Its actually got quite a cool atmosphere, art style, music and animation. There’s not much else like it. What followed can mostly be described as sloppification, but the original is great
>>2636076Big but medium premium
>>2636074Simply by stepping on French "soil" your trainee becomes cripped with -1000 in all stats and Turf/Medium aptitude reduced to G. You have to use points to un-curse her with special training if you want to dream of the opportunity to lose to Montjew
>>2636077We already have Suzuka though
>>2636075Fun fact, that's the turkey kid from Jurassic Park.
>>2636076Big tits, end of
>>2636076You can't fool me, that's Little Cock.
>>2636076>bottom heavy flatty.
>>2636076Cow lovers are the majority, it'd be unfair to them
>>2636076Give her big tits AND give her a GREAT ASS
>>2636088Man I wish.
>>2636088Suzuka's thing is being a stick. This is just more off-model garbage
>>2636101The fuck did they feed hokko
Assfags are uncivilized boors, there I said it
>>2636108True true
>>2636105NTA but Suzuka does have a nice butt, look at her model in the swimsuit.
>>2636101Damn, dirters look like this?
>>2636108AssLORDS are the KINGS of /v/ma.
>>2636088Suzuka is so hot but why is her head so damn round?
>>2636116That's why over half the OC here is tit stuff and paizuri right?
>>2636108I like big tits, but I can certainly live without them. I mean most of my favorite girls are flat.
>>2636117Whats wrong with it?
>>2636101+10000 to Hokko PR
Reminder
>>2636116You say you’re the king of this the king of that. you’re the king of horse SHITE!
>>2636118I'd draw more butts if I knew how to make them look good. Gotta keep studying great mosu
>>2636122I always wonder where this came from
>>2636120She gives a new meaning to the name carrot top
Ayabe also have a nice ass but we don't have any ayabefags to share the wealth with us
>>2636124Just draw boobs then erase the nipples. Cant be that hard
>>2636127You fool, we have a pencilchad ayabe drawchad that draws her very sexy
>>2636106>The fuck did they feed hokkoNot enough
>>2636124For me it's shayo.
>>2636130>pencilchad ayabechad drawchadAre there any other chads we should know about?
here's my pull plan so far, are there any late surger cards I should keep an eye out for? I know daiichi ruby is decent and so is kris s stam but are they super strong or just alright?
>>2636137Teiochads
>>2636124Drawing butts does not mean dropping the titties (I especially like when they are so big you can ser them from behind
>>2636141No such thing
>>2636137The Overlord of the Century's End. The Brute of Brawl. The Cultivator of G1s. The Duke of Domination. The Breaker of Blockades. The Fiercest of Chestnuts. The Barcarole of Blessings. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Hokkaido. The God of Dotos. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Shadai. The Road to the Top. The Sunlight of the Turf. The Overlord of Overlords. The Umamusume Pretty Derby. The Sultan of Speed Star. The Razer of Nakayama. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Rivals. The Swinging Maestro. The Savoir of MagnificenceTHE INDOMITUS PACE CHASERTHE PARENT OF FRONT RUNNERSTHE MIGHTIEST OF BIRDSTHE RIDER OF WADATHE OPERA O OF TMsTHE TALLEST OF THE TALLTHE WITGOD AMONGST WITLETSCHADpera THE GREATEX-MOST HATEDpera the GUILTYWINNERpera the CHAMPIONINSURMOUNTABLEpera the UNSURPASSABLEINDOMITABLEpera the UNYIELDINGAESTHETICpera the GLAZEEMOTIONALpera the MOTIVATORVELOCITYpera the HEADLINERPHYSICALLYIMPOSINGpera the INTIMIDATINGPOWERpera the UNBLOCKABLESENIORpera the UNSTOPPABLEREPENTANTpera the ENLIGHTENEDMALEVOLANTpera the RADIANTPOSITIONINGpera the PRUDENTALMIGHTYpera the INVINCIBLEVALORpera the DAUNTLESSHUMBLEpera the REGRETFULINVICTUSpera the ETERNALMAELSTROMpera the CENTURIAL OVERLORDRECORDpera the RICHESTCOLOSSUSpera the LEVIATHANBEHEMOTHpera the MASTODONICOYNEIGHDESTROYERpera the RIVAL/V/MAPYOIpera the /V/MADACCHISEEDpera the FEEDERSUPERNOVApera the TRANSIENTOPERACHAD THE TMTMCHAD THE OPERATMCHAD THE CHADKINGCHAD THE LORDGRAYTHE CHAD OF CHADSTMCHAD CHAD OCHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHADENTERTMOPERAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
>>2636101Holy SHIT, Hokko.
>>2636140Lates only pull generalist stuff for now, as far as those two. Those are borrow cards. Dont pull.
>>2636122Earpussy...
>>2636140If you can afford El and then Diamond during L'Arc, you're looking decent though not having Goddesses is gonna eat your borrow slot during GM which is gonna be a pain
I think everyone woke up a bit too horny. Anything but talk about the game
>>2636127I'd draw a preliminary Ayabe sketch if i wasn't swamped with other wips, including redoing the Dober doggystyle sketch i made that was really bad
>>2636076>bottom heavy flatty.This with small-medium tities is the greatest shit ever.
>>2636157Take a pick anon
>>2636158Your /v/ma is fine as fuck
>>2636140Pick up uni or laurel during GM.
>>2636158This stuff is magnificent
Is the jpdacchi that was doing the uma reviews here right now?
>>2636163From Dia forward, Fuji is too small for paizuris for example
>>2636154Can't pity goddesses and pulling on a card banner with no pity guarantee seems like a bad call, other issue is that I'll probably only get 1 copy of ramonu with pity since the card pool is bloated as fuck, I can only pray that I get spooked by other good cards like kita since I burnt all of my starting carats on her banner and only got 1 damn copy, only started saving after the cheerleader event
>>2636179>other issue is that I'll probably only get 1 copy of ramonu with pity since the card pool is bloated as fuckWhy does the pool being bloated matter? Ramonu is featured so she has a higher chance than any, 0.75% per single
Are there any /v/ma movies other than Rob Roy and Top Gun?
>>2636183mathematically yes, however it sure as hell does feel like I'm an outlier in terms of odds in luck due to my kitasan pulls and thus I'm pretty wary
>>2636160Based man of culture. One of the reasons I like Windy so much.
>don't want to make aces until Throne>don't want to make sprint aces until SMarufine I'll farm CM17 parents..
>>2636187Rob Roy is a movie?
>brother got into uma>tourist>talking about it with him, talking about the time and the game>mention "my wife rice shower">BRO SHE'S A MINOR AND A HORSE LEAVE HER ALONE >THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER RIKO IS RIGHT THERE>NOT LEWDING THE UMAS IS THE ONLY GUIDELINE CYGAMES HASI want reddit to leave this franchise ASAP
>>2636194A very good one in fact. Done with lost technology (historical drama without blue filter). Highly recommend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8VZg__fY8A
>>2636192Make me a nice Ricky Seiun
>>2636195>RIKO IS RIGHT THEREDisgusting to even suggest I'd date ningen women. I would smite him with the power of a thousand swirlies for even looking in my direction after saying that.
>>2636187What do you consider a /v/ma movie?
>>263618712 Angry Men is quintessentially /v/ma
>>2636187How have you not gotten this by now?
>>2636205Movies umas are named after primarily.
>>2636204You neighas say that but start foaming at the mouth when ryoka gets posted
>>2636210That guy doesn't speak for me. Tsurugi is sex.
>>2636210Who's Ryoka?
>>2636210Ryokass
>>2636195>RIKO IS RIGHT THERERiko wouldn't survive a single childbirth, Rice can give me a football team.
>>2636212The ningen pal card yoou have sex with in UAF.
>>2636187Excalibur 1981
>>2636195Send him videos of Doto singing or something while he's in class or at work or something.
>>2636217She really is fine as fuck, will consider ningen
I'm beginning to think I should just be running the Tiara during classic year. The Kikuka Sho fucking sucks.
Post something non-horny NOW
>>2636187How about other /v/ma cinematography? Like Three Kingdoms (2010) being a /v/ma classic, /v/ma got me into it lmao, also >>2636038 is from there and Akagi being a /v/majong kino
>>2636226https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGZGYBL8GA4
>>2636226
>>2636206>12 angry menWhats next, His Girl Friday?
>>2636226Suzu.. Suzu...
>>2636238>the pic didnt get postedI hate mobileposting dude
>>2636232AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MY JOB
>>2636241cutest orange ever
>>2636238
>>2636226Ramonusaurus
>>2636250Aaaaaaand it's ruined. Glasses make women uglier
>>2636226U?
>>2636257U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UMA!
>>2636187Does this count?
>>2636269FOURTH FRACTURE
>want to make Suzuka with glasses in umaviewer>find picrel when browsing the assetsbro what? is this the sundayman?
>>2636278It's Tazuna's final form...
>>2636226Wonder of ウ
>>2636282
>>2636292Dododo De Dadada
>>2636292
>>2636154I'm looking at the schedule and Goddesses seems to be only used for three CMs. Looks a lot like a rugpull to me.
first image reply I get becomes the next thread OP as long as it's on topic and doesn't break rules
>>2636226>>2636229another edit and entreaty to read Ravages of Time for the 3 kingdom chadshttps://files.catbox.moe/z0cyj2.png
>>2636304
>>2636305kino...
>>2636304Disregard cingay, worship curren
where is everyone
>>2636305Damn this is cool as fuck. Thank you so much
>>2636343currently busy trying to wrangle my dogshit luck long enough to make something halfway decent that'll carry me until i have to do it again when throne drops
>>2636343Lookin up hot dinosaurs booty
>>2636305I kneel...this should be used as the OP for the Stakes!
>>2636195get new family.also double down to piss him off.
>>2636305This is fucking kino. I am guessing now you have a ton of high quality uma hair pngs that could be used for other edits and OC. Would you mind sharing them?
>>2636343its 4am i'm going to bed to attempt 6 hours before I wake up and immediately go to work with no morning chill. GN McWien
>>2636343Woke up at 4 am to try and get just one useable ace for CM. Ended up using all my borrows but I think I'm safe. Now I sleep for 1 hour before going to work dead tired, gn frens
>>2636358>>2636360Ameribros... Take care of your sleep
one last funny laisu before the sandman takes me.cometh.
I want images
>>2636366>>>/vg/
Bake?
>>2636369Nah
>>2636369gimme a few minutes and I will
DOKO DOKO BREAD DOKO DOKO DOKO>jumping_fuku.gif
>>2636343Currently sipping my morning coffee whilst doing some readan.
>>2636377>>2636377>>2636377Bread
Is this a troll bake?
>>2636379>>2636304>>2636307
>>2636106Tomakomai's finest sweetrolls and whatever else they eat thereFish, probably
>>2636379No, I asked for an image that isn't against the rules and nobody complained about it
>>2636378Too soon, I'm not moving
>>2636381>>2636383That's an ugly OP there and I don't even get the joke
Just started making some XOguris and I've eaten more clocks and gave up more runs than I've ever had in the past month, is she supposed to make you want to kill yourself? Why does she keep jobbing randomly in early career despite having enough stats?
>>2636388>Ugly OPLmao, we really have nothing better to complain about
>>2636393Are you running her as pace? Should be relatively easy even without her ult.
Shatterproof any good for the sprint CM?
>>2636388no u
>>2636411I havent heard anything positive about that skill, like, ever lmao
>>2636388The Cygames copyright is right there...it's an official illustration from the author of Golshi's manga to commemorate CinGray's ending. The "joke" shouldn't really be hard to get unless you started to watch anime in 2020
>>2636411It's shit. Even a lucky late activation for late race accel isn't good because the position requirement means you can't combo it with the Taiki/Flower uniques.
>>2635997corvids and parrots are sapient
