>Cancer cupNOW LIVE!Race Conditions: Hanshin, 2200m (Medium Non-Standard,) Turf, Right-handed, Summer Cloudy, Good>/v/ Triple Crown, June EditionNow LIVE! Lobbies are below.Tokai Teio Sho Stakes(Dirt E or lower, Teio Sho conditions in Heavy Rain)32775984Onestar Kinen(One star umas only, Yasuda Kinen conditions on Good Sunny weather)31535986Uma Draft Stakes(Dirt Medium race, free for all with a twist!)93169236For details see the pic.https://files.catbox.moe/hh50zi.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (June)https://files.catbox.moe/fprv1b.jpg>Fun Race of the Month"Bring your Child to Work Day." Only parents and their child are eligible to sign up. So for Global your pairs are as follows:>Tachyon and Scarlet>Rudolf and Teio>Ryan, Dober and Bright>Chiyo and Maruzensky>Halo and PrincessThe track and conditions will be: Tokyo 2400 M, Good Conditions, Sunny, Summer, Great mood. Only two participants per entry! Race will be held July 11th at 6pm Est.>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2653248
penis
One day she'll get her thread.
Should've been a mr cleat thread
what's the cutoff for newmons?
>>2654784We killed him so there will be no more threads for him
>>2654787Good.
>>2654783Yes, as an epitaph
Goru goru! Shiiii shiiiii!
Daiwa Scarlet and Quagsire images always make me laugh.
https://poal.me/4d16nx
>>2654784Mr.Cleaters genocide soon inshallah.
The PokUman talk has got me nostalgic for that Pokemon thread on /v/ that was an apology for how shit April Fool's '23 was.Genuinely the most comfy thread I'd ever been in before these. If you were there, you know.
>>2654794Whats the connection again?
>PoalShan't
What the hell? You refresh at 1000 posts now instead of like 1300?
>Bite>Dig>Scary Face>Roar
>>2654801It's CM night.
It's finally here, the June Triple Crown races. We begin with the Tokai Teio Sho Stakes, and the legality of the mobs is currently in question, mainly because they're Dirt A. While I'm considering that, here are your heroes.
>>2654801You need to refresh that attitude mister
>>2654801It's day 4 of CM, it's not any regular day
>>2654802https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJO8ROwmhv4?si=0aXcq-h2KkGWjNAE
>>2654802I think Windy would have a Poochyena and a Totodile.
>>2654806Oh shit, did I forget to put my ace in after I took it out
>>2654806LETS GO SWEEPER.
>>2654810>Windy fled from the battle!
>>2654798A Japanese travel blogger was talking about his kid's Quagsire plush and some random autistic guy commented "Personally I prefer Daiwa Scarlet to Quagsite" which was such an absurd non sequitur that it became a meme.
>missed a whole threadDamn, was day 4 eventful? Wtf
>>2654810>Wimp Out
>>2654810>Windy flinched!
>>2654797It's all a blur to me, my memory is kinda bad but I do remember there being a good pokemon hybrid thread now that you mention it/vp/ seems pretty unusable these days. I remember before sword and shield when it actually used to be somewhat decent. Dexit broke the board, rightfully so honestly
24078687pls join, leo test
>>2654823>peaked at 4 PPMYeah it was fun
>>2654823Just a weekend day. Next week should be busy for Independence Day.
>>2654827I don't have anything for sprint bro....
>>2654836Weekends are usually slow tho
>>2654823Well we are in the middle of a CM, plus some races earlier
>>2654826It started off as an OP where some nigger was saying he hated the OG Pokemon Anime soundtrack so the mods stickied the thread, put that little Blastoise in the corner and blasted the 2BA Master album on repeat while every oldfag genwunner reminisced about how good Pokemon used to be with each other.The mods even reset the post and image count so we could keep going. I think the thread lasted all day.
>>2654844Every Burger should have the day off if their job is patriotic
And of course, Teio wins the race. Man, I didn't know she could front run like that. She looks kinda different today, what's up with that? Onestar Kinen is coming up next, so get ready.
This guy's work is fucking awesome
>>2654520As someone who has played all of the main games, I can give you some quick context.The GB games were pretty decent, they were never complex or really hard, but they were good enough to keep you hooked, so play all of them if you can.The late DS and 3DS era of pokemon was rough, they never adapted well and the new monsters started to lack that charm the old ones had and the Switch era kept the same trend.That being said, Pokemon Scarlet does a really good job at giving the franchise a fresh start, they went for a more open world approach and were able to capture that sense of adventure back, the big problem with the game is the graphics, you need to play it on an emulator, or a Switch 2 to get a working game.There is also a mod called Pokemon Compass that is highly recommended if you want a good challenge out of a pokemon game, it adds a lot of QoL features, performance fixes, tweaks to the enemy team, double battles, etc. So if you want to play a modern pokemon game, play Scarlet/Violet with the compass and other graphical mods, the DLCs are also very recommended, they add new areas and additional story that are worth playing if you enjoyed the base game.https://www.nexusmods.com/pokemonscarletandviolet/mods/21
>>2654794
>>2654827I only have one worth testing, is that okay?
>>2654856
I hate XOguri and VBourbon so much it's unreal.
>>2654849SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>2654856>the punchline is...>...>...heh.
>>2654860
>>2654827>>26548595/9bring whatever's halfway decent
>>2654861Could be worse.
>Didn't have time to remake my aces with throne>got raped yesterday by going 0-5, 1-4 and 2-3 twice>Today I went 2-3 thrice>Managed to qualify in my last ticket, with Dober winning 2 races and McQueen and Ryan both winning 1 racePhew, I thought I was done for, now to get my third place rewards
>>2654849Dark races loon fuckin SICK.
>>2654864Dantsu's Dantsus...
>>2654867Doesn't matter because I want Chrono anyway
>>2654867Chrono has the coolest fuckin skill names ever
Here it is, the Onestar Kinen. These are the girls that showed up. The rest? Nowhere.
>>2654827Ill throw in my TT king halo so you can test, but I don't have anything yet.
>>2654876I was so fucking annoyed when I remembered i could use my old unity S vodka ace cuz shes a 2 star
Why are Fronts suddenly bad for next CM?
>>2654885Its not that they're suddenly bad, pace chasers just have 0.4 accel pretty much guaranteed. When compared to fronts having 0.2 consistent accel (and unrestrained gambling)
>>2654885balance changes, also paces have two good accels that fronts can't use without losing the front battle
The King edges out Bakushin at the last second to win it. She just got on and went for it. The final race will be soon.
>>2654876>Awful moodyeah it's over
>>2654827full
>trying to get the Daiwa + Vodka mon bonus>can't find a single one in the tall grass
>>2654827Start!
>>2654827Oh damn it's full, I only got 1 SS to test though. I've only done a single sprint run.
>>2654896I've seen dawas out in the wild but no vodkas
>>2654874ENTER
How about some CM finals lobbies instead? I could do that instead of sprint
Bro why the fuck did they make montjeu so hot, never thought id be into a frog.
im playing FEAR 2. What should I think?
Ticket has brain damage, I think
>>2654903Alright, I can do that.416620524166205241662052Come fight the reheated aces that carried me into finals, bring your CM team.
>>2654827results. Akebono's pissed she lost and blames her two bit parents.
>>2654900I actually found a Daiwa>check my stock, not a single Vodka leftover from the gluepocaloypseDoing a Vodka Throne MANT run now kek, I want all the bonuses
>>2654856You're just saying that because most of it is barely censored nudes of umas
>>2654916im not him, but i think this way, yes
>>2654915Tits too big
>>2654913>Wedding 1st and 2ndKino, maybe I'll do Wedding Groove for Leo
The final race is here, the Uma Draft Stakes. 1900m Dirt Medium? No one is ever gonna run on this track again.
>>2654916If I ever go to war, I know which Uma to take with me.
>>2654901>>2654874>>2654867>Unofficial english translationsTrannylators are gonna fuck those up. It's inevitable.
>>2654918Let her have this
>>2654913Its aight anon, its still pretty early. There's plenty of time.
>>2654916Correct.
>7 front lobbyThis is gonna be some fucking CANCER lmao
>>2654930it was indeed aids
>first time failing to group A since CM1I think this is a good sign that I should just quit the game
Frontbroken status?
>>2654910I jobbed.....consequences of my lazyness lol406900414069004140690041
>>2654932Nah, i think this is a sign that this CM is sloppa.
And here it is, the winner of the Uma Draft Stakes...Mejiro McQueen?????
>>2654932I mean if you werent running two very specific comps you were gonna have a bad time. This CM is extremely unforgiving if you go even slightly off meta
>>2654937MCQUEEN
>>2654937LETS FUCKING GO
>>2654937THE ASTER AGENDA CONTINUES
>>2654937M A K W E E N
>>2654937Tokai Teio lay in her crib helpless and frustrated.....
>>2654937DESUWA??
>>26549346/9You better JOIN NOW or you will be bricked forever
Fatty.
So I was looking around JP skills and... what the fuck is this
>>2654950Ain't it fantastic? You should look up stuff like orfevres unique. Guaranteed current speed carryover on every track above 2000m, jp gets crazy
>>2654937THE HIDDEN QUEEN OF MANTTHE SAVIOR OF MY DAILY CARATS
>wasn't planning on joining rooms>fine, I could do some finals simulations>exit my career>fullEvery time
BROS, WHAT THE FUCK?THE VA FOR VIDYA BUTTS VOICED SPEFACE OF THE /V/MA
>>2654962THERE GOES MY HEROTHE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2654962Special PEAK
>>2654934I happen to be slightly retarded, and continued to the next lobby without screenshotting so enjoy this artistic recreation of OUR WINNER!!!!!786953187869531878695318I'll do one more before I hit the mines.
Aight, now that CM is pretty much over. Time for some questions>How did you find it?>Satisfied with your win rate?>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?>TOTAL XOG DEATH?
>>2654980TiringOkayCrapshootNo
what a fucking bitch
>>2654980Fuck XoggersFuck ClankersFuck hagsFuck oonigersFuck debufffagsand FUCK you!
>>2654980It was >fun for me personally
>>2654980>How did you find it?B O R I N G and easy too>Satisfied with your win rate?Eh, im happy with 75%. I put less effort that usual>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?Coinflip, would be my 9th>TOTAL XOG DEATH?I don't even really hate her, she's not THAT big of a threat she's just annoying to see in half the CMs
aw dayum i was gunna make an uma for the triple crown but i got distracted by the world cup
>>2654962too fvarking powerful
>>2654962Sanae Katagiri also has a nice ass
>>2654980i hate vourbon almost as much as xoguri
>She's not THAT big of a threatNeigha please
>>2654980>shit>don't care about this cm so whatever>doubt it but if I did then it would be my 9th>yes
>>2654980>How did you find it?Scary. >Satisfied with your win rate?Yeppers. It was enough to reach A finals.>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?Nopers. But if I were to win it would be my third plat.>TOTAL XOG DEATH?Just give me reliable carryover speed and accel skills on non-fronts and non-XOgruis and my seething will end.
>>2654972YUUUUUUUUUUUUP, solid race bros! Thanks for coming and looking good. Best of luck, time to hit the mines tonight.
>>2655001thanks for hosting and may your runs be blessed
>>2654998Not him, but out of 3 xoguri CMs I've beat her twice with fronts and I'll probably do it again, 80% win rates in both. I don't find her very scary either. She's super beatable even against double dom
>>2654980>How did you find it?Worst one so far>Satisfied with your win rate?I failed to get in to group A for the first time ever>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?haha>TOTAL XOG DEATH?TOTAL XOG DOM FRONTRUNNER DEATHLegit making me want to just quit and find a new game to be invested in
>>2654998End COguri takes actual effort to build and requires a lot of things to go right so she gets a pass. Pace is beyond braindead.
>>2655005>with fronts
>>2655002No problem! I got extremely lazy this CM but I'll grind a bit tonight and see if I can pump out something good before finals. I'll probably do more finals testing later if there's interested
>>2655016only just starting to lurk here but I'll help fill space always if you need bodies
>>2655016I only want to do finals simulator if one of you brings your strongest xogger + doms and/or strongest clanker/hag/kitasan etc teams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8RxNUMFM60Wife CB soon
>>2655023>soonisnt she like in november?
>>2654980>How did you find it?So boring and miserable that I've completely lost interest in favour of playing the eventI think mediums might be my least favourite distance at this point, which is saying something>Satisfied with your win rate?lmao no I'm at about 30% (still made it to A Finals somehow)>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?It's theoretically not impossible, but I have zero reason to believe it'll actually happen. Would be my fifth plat if it does>TOTAL XOG DEATH?Total Oguri death, period. She's been THE soulless metafag uma ever since the first CM
>>2655022NEIGHA that's what I did and you didn't join, get your ass in the practice room
>>2655024Time seems to flow differently when you're in love.
>>2655026Not him, but there's not much point in really practicing for finals. I got my 82% win rate and it will be a cointlip. Simple as
>>2655026Listen, I'm going to do 5 more borrows tomorrow before finals registration is over. Only one of my fronts is "ready". I know the other one will get smoked so I was hesitant to join now, but maybe later/tomorrow
>>2655021>Oh cool. Go wild and feel free to host anytime you want, there's always demand for rooms before, during and after the CM. I welcome all strong toreinas.
>>2654776So can Daiwa tank Zacian's Behemoth Blade?
GYURURUN! GYURURUN!
>>2654985>finally become strong enough to race against my FUARKING RIVALS>they've become third-rates the exact moment this happensI would also be mad.
Whats the verdict on the duramente card for end closers?
>medium AFuck man, Chrono says I had 50% to get Med S but the last 3 or so runs were all Med A. I also wish I could find a better way to get more power
>>2655042>someone actually saved itdude what the fuck
>>2655042LMAO
>>2655047Bro this image lives rent free in my head. Playing a vodka career and just heard her say the line so found it strangely fitting for the umamon thread
>>2655042Oh my fuck
>>2654962fitting for the janny hunters
>>2655049this makes me smile, anon, thankstheres also a naked version i didnt dare to post
>>2655052LEWD
>>2655052what the
>>2655052huh...EHHHH??
>>2655044Not worth it at all in my opinion, id love to see an argument on how it's good but look at it from the point of view that dura is a better kitasan, as a backliner specific specialist card it gets mogged as a statstick by jungle pocket (a luxury card) and el condor pasa offers so many more benefits that I don't see it. Not to mention, the best end closer until orfevre is duramente herself and she cannot use her own card. You should only pull for her imo if you're also going for wit diamond because thats a required late card
How stupid would it be if I ran a Runaway Suzuka trained in Unity for the Sprint CM?
>>2655060No skillpoint bonus is definetely a bit of a hard sell.
>>2655052 post it
>>2655062Gets overtaken before the late race by another front. It's been tested in publics.
>>2655052slightly unrelated but is the lil Daiwa a reference to something?
>>2655062>runaway in sprintit sounds like a good idea, but if i recall it really wasnt.
>>2655067Ah fuck you're right, SP problems. I thought it would be okay since I think I could hit 1200 on both speed and wit
>>2655062Runaway is extremely bad in sprint because early race ends way too fast for Suzuka to make use of her high early race speed coefficient. Just stick with normal Suzuka
>>2655069It never was, not even in unity when onige was at full power relative to the scenario
>>2655062Very. I tried it briefly during the last sprint CM and it doesn't work at all since the track is so short. And with the absolute disadvantage in the quantity of skills you would have for a runaway compared to a MANT uma they won't hold the lead for even half the race.
>>2655054that was the original idea, the clothed version i made afterwards, to post on the allegedly blue board that is /v/>>2655064when she becomes the queen>>2655068not really? i saw the ash baby daiwa edit somewhere, but wasnt able to find the original, so i just tried redrawing it
>>2654980>boring>yeah, 80%>prob. Hopefully 9th>I am tired of Oguri, the stakes will be funny though.
>>2655052
And to cap everything off, here's a lazy picture of the triple crown winners today. The triple crown races will be suspended for the summer. But there will be a different fun race next month, the Bakushin Long Stakes. Stay tuned.
>>2655079What is she drinking?
>>2654980>How did you find it?Pretty meh especially there are some cheaters.>Satisfied with your win rate?Yeah, from a 1 day preparation it was pretty good.>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?Winning or losing is always 50-50. It will be the sixth but I haven't got any MANT plat yet. >TOTAL XOG DEATH?I'm using a boughted XOG myself.
>>2655079LMAO
>>2655079MaQueen...your flabby beer belly is showing..
>>2655080Juice, of course.
>>2654776>>2654849>>2654891>>2654937Let's see how the raid went>Tokai Teio ShoDirt E just means this is an acceleration game at all points and Suzuka can take a lot. I bet most of the other umas were still accelerating on the final straight. Wen't according to plan.>One Star KinenSurprised I had the only Bakushin. Had no other front to spot struggle with, push me up in the mid race or activate my ult off of. So I lose to an end without max speed and mile A. Back line players will still cry that fronts are broken though.>Uma Draft StakesOutside gate draw with falco on the rail sucks huge cocks because maru can't get in front of her. Falco is just good enough to cuck me from A&S and still be in the way so redshift gets half wasted. I should have just taken NSM or put in the time for dirt Suzuka.Sad I could not get the triple crown on my first attempt but at least I got on the podium for all the races. See you next time and hopefully you all will be less frontbroken in GL.
Is it shitter hours yet?
>>2655079What a weird looking Teio. Somehow flatter and more frontrunny than usual...
>>2655088>hopefully you all will be less frontbroken in GL.Lol, I hope that anons here chill too. But front powerlevel is gonna skyrocket with smaru.
>>2655089I'm queuing so yes.
>>2655089It is when you log in
>>2655088Forgot my proof
>>2655097>1,2 and 3LOOKING GOOD!!!!!
>>2655079kino beerqueen
>>2655079KEK
>>2655088>hopefully you all will be less frontbroken in GL.Boy do i hope that too, may the PDM nerfs actually make neighas chill.
>>2655103>beer queenEnter
Getting black out drunk with Light Hello
>>2655044The stats and skills look pretty good, but needing 3LB for specialty priority is a bit of a tall order on a card that doesn't seem like it'll be anywhere near as long-lived as KitasanPersonally I'm planning to skip it unless my free pulls go well
>>2655060>Not to mention, the best end closer until orfevre is duramente herselfWhat exactly makes duramente so good over CB?
>>2655106ngl I definitely feel like Happy Meek after those last 2 races. In another world with different gates I could have won.
I come to you lads in time of needany uma fanfics?
>>2655112Getting blackout drunk sucks though.
>>2655115BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>2655114She is a Grooveling for one and that already makes her better in every way
>>2655115
>>2655106>the meek that got banned
>>2655089>fell for gaslight dancer's newest rusehaha yeah man shitter hours are so real
>>2655094I'm an avid front-hater and I run them for like 60% of CMs. I unironically think some front-only trainers need to step outside of their box and see how fucking easy they've had it. It's a broken strat, has been since Seiun launched. Careers are also piss easy compared to every other style so less pain in that regard. You don't feel the pain of the other people who run other styles, you only moonlight those styles occassionally. I run fronts seriously maybe half of the time and when I do, I win, it's that simple. Other styles don't have it nearly as easy, I understand why people are broken. If anything the front trainers need to take any and all criticism on the chin because it's warranted. They're obviously extremely powerful. And don't even get me started on all the Bourbonfags. They just refuse to acknowledge how fucking easy they have it even compared to other fronts. People also downplay how broken Summer Maru is, always have. These umas were dominating long before Xogger had her TWO cms where she was decent, but still gets dominated by fronts.The hate is warranted, people are tired of it lol. It's not well balanced. If you don't have a problem with it, it's probably because you run fronts!
>>2655118getting just drunk enough so you cant walk straight, but still can drunkenly cuddle with Light Hello
reddit ship needs to die
>
4chan Ship is right.
Goldship owes me a family
>>2654962kinohttps://youtu.be/IpCJuo6WOvs
>>2654962No fucking way
Don't think I don't see you talking shit in the EVO thread.
>>2655125They are real though, like its been said a million times. The ghost issue is overstated, it will try to match you with a live player most of the time
>>2655138I don't give a shit about EVO or soccer
>>2655138How could you even tell...
>>2655143I only really cared about the fact that they're actually adding a new Blazblue character.
>>2654962Speaking of Pokemon and same voice actresses, say HOWDY to Leaf.
>>2655125you didn't wait long enough. REAL shitter hours are always an hour before the rotation change
>>2655138Nope don't give a fuck bout that
Can i use ohamile as an end closer?
>>2655125When i quequed shitter hours it was 7 hours from now.
>>2655140>>2655149there goes my hero
>>2655157Yeppers, both of her golds are distance rather than style specific and her unique doesn't lock her to late
Hopefully shitter hours are after 11am reset. I have 5 more borrows to try and make a better Kawakami before I can queue.
>>2655167>her unique doesn't lock her to lateAre there many uniques that do that?
>>2655147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF55-PmKoTYOh my god
>>2655172Yeah some of them do, take for example orfevre. She cannot unique if she's not an end closer, or summer cheval who cannot unique outside of longs
I like these creatures
Ramen time.
>>2655180I did her base already but still need more statues for her alt.
>>2655183Could Mozart still be alive?
>>2655182I'm only focusing on the bases for my wives first.Next up is Windy.
>>2655177Hearing a little bit about ace's career got me really interested in her ngl, I have a soft spot for the stereotypical shonen character.
I posed like this for my myspace profile picture when I was 13
Face of the franchise... *coughs* *hacks*
I wonder if a lot of the popular and famous history figures are umas as well, and if trojan horse was in the shape of an umamusume.
>>2655194Mount Rushmore has Founding Uma's on it
What the fuck is the Star Fruit for in the the transfer event?
>>2655194Huge wooden horse woman with an extra large ass and tits for the soldiers.
>>2655196It's just a TP drink but, presumably, something from StarHorse instead
>>2655191FOIDS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD
My first Ms. VICTORIA!!I got body slammed in Group A and got demoted to B, but hey, a win is a win
>>2655193THE FACE OF THE FRANCH-ACK
>>2655201AYE good shit dacchi
I just backread everything after collapsing asleep on the floor again you lads seemed to have a lot of fun, good to see it
>>2655201Congrats dacchi. As for me, I finally finished the triple tiara set with Kraft.
>>2655193>>2655201>JPLORDSStay, good job in winning bros.
*AHEM*HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO
>>2655201>>2655207Congrats bros! I can't wait for miss victoria, I can't wait to see my girls in the stage like that. Who do you guys think sings the best version of it?
I just lost to an anime McQueen.
>>2655214Not even shitting on you but how
This image popped in my Twatter, besides the dogshit opinions, is Front Fuji really a thing?
>>2655220Yuh, read her unique activation conditions. They're not very common but they exist.
>>2655220I thought this image was about tit jobs
>>2655222What makes Kitasan's titjobs borderline unethical?
>>2655222You think an image with seiun sky and silence suzuka is about titjobs?
https://jiggie.fun/ZtPHSdJig time.
>>2655221Huh that's interesting, but since she has 0 midrace and skills in general for fronting Idk if that makes her a good pick
>>2655224She will make you watch season 3 in exchange for them.
>>2655225naizuri exists, hence why it'd be unethical>>2655224She's too innocent
>>2655224Insert Kitasan_Paizuri_OC.png here.
>>2655230I miss something?
>>2655233Nah, the old onehttps://files.catbox.moe/d2ud84.png
>>2655220Dirt uma hands crafted this image
>>2655220All front running is unethical because it violates the NAP
>>2655222Bro... Falcon, one of the least sexy umas, is on the right, while Bobo and the hag, two of the sexiest bombshells in the game, are on the left. Literally just think about it for a second.
>>2655228I don't know if it's worth it
>>2655213I'll give you an underrated answer and say Flash.Man, it's been 2 years since I last used her in a CM.
Is 100% bonus scout points enough to start actually building team rating?
>>2655243Is smaller and less slutty Flash worth using?
>>2655244I got S with 40%
>>2655247She's a Tokyo merchant which is what that CM was.
>>2655239>Falcon, one of the least sexy umasGee I wonder who could be behind this post
How do you get the new Special Week?
>>2655252I like her and her goofy smile and roundness bro... it's just that... I can't lewd her at all... no chance.
>>2655253Best in Japan inspiration for the last story race
>>2655226HOLY KINO
I HATE DOMSLOP I HATE DOMSLOP
>>2655253You know the team sirius card? Train an uma that learned "best in japan" and then use her as the inspiration.
give it to me straight fellers how many ssrs can I get with this
>>2655259Summer gold ship is coming out brotato
>>2655234Kitasan is NOT that big
>>2655263AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2655256>>2655260oh its main story content? I thought its a temporary event or smth, I'll do it later then thanks
>need a PhD to use Team Sirius>cannot unock racist Spe without itI didn't really want her anyways...
>>2655243Oi dacchi. While you're here, would you mind answering something? Do you know anything about dura? We've heard she's quite good and even a meta end closer for mediums. But what makes her good
>>2655271Bro, its really easy. Rating doesn't matter, just spam training with team sirius until you unlock recreation, then do all their dates, pick up best in japan and fail the career.
>>2655271It can be a total glue run, so just hit the recreation button until you get the skill and buy it. Nothing else matters.
>>2655255Is it a daughter thing, or a friend zone thing, or a madonna-whore thing.
>>2655279WAIT JOURNEY I CAN EXPLAIN
>>2655279I need this cow here asap I am over mant
>>2655279I think she should eat more and be heavier
>>2655271Just finish all the events and kill your run. This is the grass I made the same day in like 10 minutes
i'd have so many wins if xoguri didn't exist.
someone should make an uma edition of scrubquotes
>>2655291If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle
I'm not proud of it but I was on my last try so desperate times call for desperate measures. At least she gets a shot.This Kitasan is so bad she doesn't even have max speed and she still got 3/4 wins. Fronts are broken.
Clocks don't matter anymore after MANT right? So I can stop trying to get my 3 daily shops every day?
it don't matter. none of this matters.
>>2655273Probably because both her unique (midrace velocity and final corner current speed) and evolved Reign (final corner accel and last straight velocity) has double effects that lets her catch up and accelerate really hard on the final corner.
>>2655281mmmm I do not know. I literally have 0 sexual thoughts about her. And I have no problem lewding most umas, even the flats and lolis, so it's not that.The sexiest iteration of her is imo her figgie, where they gave her some nice thighs. But other than that she just doesn't do it for me.
>>2655297grats...
>>2655297>>2655306
>>2654776I was kind of hoping someone would shitpost a stealth uma thread on /vp/, because that would unironically be one of the best threads in the last 5 years on that board...
I don't think I have it in me to do a G dirt mutation just to lose to XOguri. I don't know what I'm going to do for dirt CM.
>>2655314Why don't you do it
this is the best i've done in the past 4-5 CMs. i'm tired of losing to XOguri. i'm tired of building my fronts. i'm tired of watching my Maruzensky keep up the lead until the very last second just to get overtaken by XOguri. i'm tired of never getting enough acceleration skills no matter what deck i use. I'm tired of having to chose between a build with shit sparks and great stats or a build with shit stats and great sparks. i'm going to bed.
Crisis averted A finals is in. Hopefully I can get out the god Palmer I seek before matching.
>>2655321>I'm tired of having to chose between a build with shit sparks and great stats or a build with shit stats and great sparks. i'm going to bed.I really hate everything about the parent mechanic. There's enough layers of RNG bullshit in this game without it.
>>2655261At least five
>>2655300You'll need some for l'arc
>>2655252Falco is cute but she doesn’t have sexy energy.
>>2655327Anon? It says final round B right there
>>2655329wagmi-poster...
>>2655329>I am proud that you managed to get to group A.
>>2655314>>2655320You could use this.
>>2655329Smartest tachyonfag btw.
>>2655321You deserve a nap. You did good enough.Until the day that XOguri falls off, flatline.
>>2655333>>2655334>>2655338Sorry, sorry. I just woke up bros, my brain is not operating at full capacity yet.
>>2655329This is the most painful post I seen on /v/ma yet
>>2655329>[Deleted]You can delete the post but I will never forget the shame you have brought to yourself this day.
>>2655342>>2655345It's 6 am man! Cut me some slack.
Dead heattttt
>>2655346It's 2:20PM
>>2655346Don't feel bad anon the intention is what counts
>>2655320 >>2655335I am sincerely contemplating it, though I'm not familiar with how to properly make stealth threads.
>>2655348I thought I was the only Ausfag here
>>2655353You'll just get banned.
To be fair it's retarded to have your current group front and center and have the next as a footnote
>>2655353A stealth thread on /v/ would probably go better. Mods might be asleep.
>>2655357Ikr, some of the UI design is questionable.
>>2655348>>2655354>two kangaroosNo wonder there's so much shitposting
>>2655356Would I? Or would the mods actually appreciate a thread that isn't more genwarring or the voreschizo?>>2655321The guy's an idiot but we are still proud you got as far as you managed to.>>2655358/v/ has made it blatantly clear they don't want us back. /vp/ is bordering completely unmoderated and is constantly plagued with far worse.View this at your own risk: https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/statistics/image-reposts/
I think seeing umas with big fat bellies has awakened something in me...
>>2655361>can't be that ba-
>>2655362A pregnancy fetish?
>>2655361>linkGod save my eyes.Yeah, maybe you could get away with it there.
>>2655364Everyone has a pregnancy fetish dipshit, it came free with your fucking instincts.
>>2655365I just don't see the point, I doubt there's much overlap in posters, and if it's just shitposting about pokemon we can do that here.
>>2655361What the heck goes on in /vp/
>>2655366I don't know, before uma I didn't care much about it, but now I think they look hot as fuck.
End XOguri win rate in round 2. See you all at the finals!
>>2655361You mind telling us what goes on in /vp/ whats the lore of this schizo.
>>2655370Double dom? Either way, lookin good!
>>2655366I can’t say I find a hot pregnant woman any more attractive than I do if she’s not pregnant honestly.
>>2655363
>Nearly god tier run, every skill shows up, every training is good>CB doesn't show up at allYou've got to be kidding me. Why does she do this every single time?
>>2655370Honestly I'm not afraid of you
>>2655383if only there was a way to force gold skills ..
>>2655383Word around the block is that something changed with event chains ever since Throne dropped. Lots of trainers talking about multiple events just not finishing. Might be a throne thing, but you didn't hear that from me
>>2655387No, it's been her doing that to me every otherwise god tier run for ends. Actually, every time she fucks off, Kitasan does too and I miss out on Curve and Daring. What's up with that?
>>2655360My shit posting in this thread is minimal and is reserved for insightful shit posting such as questioning how marriage works as far as an Uma taking your last name or not.
are you guys posting that legendary pokemon who is really big?
>>2655306>make literally the best version of my wife that I have ever made for Cancer>she still just losesYou're right, nothing matters.
>>2655368This is what's left for a franchise that has bottomed out in quality. All that's left is brown autists ERPing and jacking each other off to Pokeporn.This would be our fate too if the game got worse and we didn't gatekeep.
MFs complain about stale CM metas and then go boot up pokemon platinum for another playthrough with their fresh, original, and completely new team of starter, Staraptor, Luxray, Gabite, and 2 hm slaves.
>>2655363I wish it was a clever ruse... :(>>2655368Nothing good. I can't believe I'm saying this, but the voreschizo is approaching something resembling a highlight. /vp/ is a rotting corpse of a board shambling about, and basically nothing is fucking happening there anymore. There's posts, but not really any passion. The closest thing approaching passion is the "I woke up as a Pokemon" general, the quietly dying PMD general, and the romhacking general.This board has not recovered from Sword and Shield.>>2655371What do I know is that there are SOME copycats, but the original is the one responsible for posting the same image over 1200 times, and has even commissioned some of the vore he's posted. He really hates Cynthia and he's slowly lost his mind over the years. I'm pretty sure it was ironic shitposting at one point but this guy has ACTUALLY just lost his marbles. He has been doing this since at least 2022, but That's about all I can tell you as confirmed information.Now, hearsay: Apparently his first name is Shaun, he is not white but I don't recall what race he was. He apparently fapped to Cynthia a lot, and used to be a Cynthiafag. He attended New York University, and he was attending NYU, he began stalking a girl that looked like Cynthia, which caused a local catastrophe that resulted in him leaving the country to avoid deportation. Presumably, his voreposting has been largely to strike back at this random bitch he stalked. He has apparently admitted to neglecting taking his psychotropics before. At some point, he apparently managed to get a board-specific IP range ban(mentioned on /v/,) which is fucking WILD.There's also David, who is completely unrelated but he's hated on the rom-hacking thread because he's kind of a douche who keeps resetting his own project, and that resulted in someone finding out he made Go-Animate... porn? at some point. I don't actually know the contents of the videos, they seem lost. That's a bonus fact for ya'll.
>>2655395Errrm ackshually I try to use different teams in every playthrough and I'm playing romhacks so it's different everytime
After multiple 0-5 runs yesterday, somehow I managed to make A finals...
i ran into a guy who borrowed mlb kitasan despite having mlb kitasan?pic related are both of his umas, the xogger is from april, the golshi is from yesterday
>>2655395In my whole life I've never meta in pokemon but that's because I don't even go online on those games
>>2655395I'll have you know I don't even use Garchomp.>Torterra>Staraptor>Luxray>Floatzel>Gallade>Rampardos
>>2655399Congrats anon. May luck be upon you
>>2655395hey fuck you i only used starraptor, and only because i hadn't used him in a while...
>>2655401He probably MLB'd Kitasan after April then.
>>2655395It's not my fault that Bidoof/Bibarel is one of the best HM slaves of all time.
>>2655390You talking about Snorguri? She's a pseudo legendary
>>2655402That's not an online team, it's simply a team a heavy majority of players naturally gravitate to>starterExplanatory>staraptorRegional bird that is also actually good>LuxrayCute cat that turns into cool cat and also kinda sucks to actually use desu>gabitePeople want garchomp but will be stuck with gible and that thing until like the E4>hm slaveslmao sinnoh
>>2655401>this amount of SSRs MLB'dmakes me sick..you show that blubberhead
I think I'm the only person in this planet who likes Glalie, he is so fucking shit it sucks
>>2655412why the fuck isn't he ice/darkalso froslass kinda murdered him.
>>2655412
>>2655410The starter is also almost always Chimchar because Sinnoh lacks fire type diversity and the options are generally not the best, so anyone on a repeat playthrough will generally gravitate towards that.
>>2655412For me it's Walrein.
Pump worth grabbing on a pace if I have the extra points to spend?
>>2655410>tfw only used asumming Chimchar, and Staraptor from that listI AM SOVLFVL?
>>2655425It's kind of a gamble. How often are you running into fronts. Are you running fronts? If yes to both then why not, pace need accels like the rest of them
>>2655425Not likely, there are so many doms it probably won't ever trigger for a pace.
I genuinely don’t remember my Platinum go to team but I make no apologise for liking Garchomp. Nigga is a dragon shark fuck you that’s cool.
>>2655425I always grab it as a just in case thing.
>>2655431No no no no sir you're not allowed to like popular pokemon or umas or else you are le...reddit!
Why did most of my clan members flatline from the 20th onwards? What was on the 20th?
>>2655431generic sinnoh teams are just something to poke fun at more than anything serious because they are genuinely some of the coolest mons in the dex even now.
>>2655435That was the day...that global dieeedand we were singing!byeeeee bye ms umerican pie
So we all agree that the dog will be the best starter, right?
I, for one, am a fan of Gen 5's approach to rebooting the franchise, even with its flaws.
>>2655439Completely forgot this game existed. And also completely forgot what the other two looked like
>>2655442yeah it's the best gena shame how hard the franchise dropped after
>>2655439No competition
>>2655439I have not played mainline pokemon after gen 6 and have no desire to go back.
>>2655442I liked the concept but the execution was lacking. Most of the cool stuff in the dex you just didn't get to use because it showed up in the ass end of the game and didn't even fully evolve at the very end.
>>2655445I enjoyed 5 but I wouldn't call it the best or my favorite either. It also started the trend of some other things that would grow out of control later on. I don't like how they simplified the routes or the region itself. Can't have the kiddies being lost
>>2655439until they fuck up its evo yeah.>>2655442bw1's region-only dex is perfection
How do I ratingslop? Do I buy more gold skills? More white skills? Buy whatever is cheap? Double circle vs single circle?
I feel nervous about winning too much on Day 2 because I'm afraid it'll make me match up against stronger whales in the finals
>>2655452Go into my team, check the team skills tab. You need to win with two separate umas on your team and it gives you a permanent bonus, an easy boost. So steal a daiwa, then run vodka as your leader and you get a bonus kind of thing. Then you can switch them off after you win one and get big gains.
>>2655451>until they fuck up its evoJust hit it when it tries to stand
>>2655425>running double frontsNot unreasonable>running backliners/domsUnreasonable
Oh, god. I'm going to introduce you to some more problems /vp/ has. Behold, >>>/vp/55924262. This is, unfortunately, still evocative to how the game is discussed on /vp/.>>2655445I wouldn't call it the best, though it's certainly up there. There ARE problems.>>2655449Yeah, the approach to that was very silly, I agree. I think that what should've happened was that you should've encountered those Pokemon already evolved, and then you could find the earlier forms through breeding(or reuse in other games.)
>>2655456>>2655452Wait scratch that i thought you were talking about the Pokemon mode. If you want rating for umas in general yeah gold skills are weighted a lot. You can buy the cheaper ones and it's very valuable. Anythign discounted is good. Double circle isn't always worth it if you can buy a separate white/gold. Naturally having multiple stats maxed out will raise your rating considerably
>>2655461(I should mention that thread is from 2024, but I have checked and the same talking points and argumentation style being used today.)
>>2655412Glalie's fucking cool, he's an ice Cacodemon.
At long last, I'm an Umamon Master!
>>2655461>>2655463Those talking points and "discussion" methodology are way older than 2024.
>>2655442I am not, because it gave kids a half assed attempt at rebooting Gen 1 instead of being a truly new experience.And half the roster is fuck-ugly.
>>2655466sugoi
>>2655466No way. do you get anything for catchin' em all?
>>2655462Thanks anon! I'll prioritize gold with discounts then, before taking discounted whites and I'll just hope for the best
>>2655467I'm aware, I'm just pointing out that you basically can't discuss the games because the only discussion you can ever muster up is PRECISELY this.I will drop /v/ma faster than you can blink if it becomes impossible to discuss this damn game.
>>2655461>>2655472This stems from their poopdickschizo Yawnfag right? Looking back it's actually insane how literally one person forever ruined pokemon discussion not just on /v/, but on the dedicated pokemon board as well and all it took was spamming the same posts ad nauseam.
>>2655468What's half-assed about adding more new pokemon than any other gen until that point or since?
>>2655471There are some skills that we would call useless competitively, vision skills and what have you. But if you have access to them, they are usually cheaper than the good Gold skills so good for stat bloat if that is your goal. But yeah prioritize gold over anything, and then as many whites as you can. IIRC red skills/debuffs aren't worth as much but don't quote me on that.
>>2655475Who the fuck is yawnfag. I always heard that name repeated but it's just another one of those schizos
>>2655468>instead of being a truly new experienceI agree that they should've just committed to the new experience. It's silly that they didn't. Still, while the idea wasn't great, the execution of it was commendable.>half the roster is fuck-uglyI disagree, but you're welcome to that opinion. I still like most of the designs to this day.
>>2655477The fact that they're just repackaged concepts from Gen 1 but executed worse and a number of the cooler ones are so far towards the end it fucks with any ability to make a good team.
>>2655470Nah, the bonus stops at 50 so the extra 10 are merely for fun. Still mad that I missed a really cool UG2 Tosen Jordan because I couldn't afford it, after all what matters in the end is having a stylish, rare team that everyone wants to battle and steal from.
>>2655479Oh and singular green skills are also pretty good if you can get those discounted too
>>2655477i assume he means that alot of them are reheated takes of gen 1 mons like grimer/trubbish.
>>2655484Man what a fun event for once
>>2655475 >>2655481Yawnfag had a completely different approach to disrupting conversation. He would post a picture of a man yawning and dismiss the post whenever he didn't like the post for whatever reason.I don't know why the fuck we have used this term on so many people these days. He hasn't done that since fucking 2019.(sagefag also gets treated as one guy, but it's a group of people saging while trying to point out how stupid the discussion is. I also... may or may not have been the one who did it often enough to get it coined in that manner.)
>>2655466Imagine the amount of NTR memes after this event
>>2655482Actually I should have said 3/4ths of the roster. Only a handful looked like actual Pokemon to me.
>>2655489I'm gonna miss Liko...
>>2655483I always found this argumentation a bit weird because despite them being relatively the same premise(Boldore and Graveler, for example) and often fulfill a similar gameplay role, they're so visually distinct and generally have distinct enough stats and movepools that they end up doing different things when pitted against each other.
>>2655490>Oh him, that's Crazy Yawnie. You know they calls him that cuz he does that same yawn every time he disagrees with yas
>>2655435Nothing really, CM started. A lot of people dont do too many runs during CM
>>2655495victini is literally a digimon
>>2655499Pokemon's popularity was always predicated on how cool or cute and generally appealing the Pokemon designs looked. Different gameplay styles don't matter if little Timmy and Tammy don't want to play with the literal pile of garbage.
>>2655508and that's a good thing
I really, really hate that the bookmark so you can do old events isn't in global yet. I'd murder to get Guts Yeppers and Bourbon Wit but can't because I started at the New Year
it's an umamusume seen from above
>>2655508Looked similar to Celebi and Jirachi to me. I think it's fine.
>>2655512Sorry sweatie this is a Curren board
Why did jpfags tell me i was bricked without this again
>>2654868No no, you got this, 1st place is yours. Slay some XOgs Mejibro.
>Day 2: 4/5, 3/5, 3/5, 0/5Okay then.
>>2655515>goes through entire career without hitting orange bondi think it's a gaslight.
I think Trubbish is cute...
>Sorry sweatie this is a Curren board
>>2655399>just realized I accidentally screenshotted after clicking the reward claim and blurred my girlsAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>2655404Thanks... praying to Shiraoki-sama that I get a room of shitters
>>2655509I don't give a shit about Timmy and Tammy, I liked the gen 5 designs
>>2655521same, until it evolves.
>>2655439I pray it stays a quadruped
We're still doing puzzles on Jiggie if anyone wants to join. >>2655226
>>2655088Don't worry about the Falco cuckening. It was just a small fraction of what happened to her during her run. I swear you get more stats by just dating nonstop because the pal/group cards will never stack.
>>2655524Pokemon would be better if people had listened to Timmy and Tammy.
>>2655531pokemon is in the gutter because they listened to timmy.
>>2655532Wrong, they listened to some Dalit on /vp/ that just wanted to cum.
>>2655495I mean, I like almost all of those designs too, but I also like ones you cut out. Zorua, Krokorok, Excadrill, Roggenrola, Samurott, Emboar, Excavalier, Reshiram, Kyurem, Sigilyph, Lilligant, Whimsicott, Garbodor, Trubbish, Pawniard, Bisharp, Cyrogonal...I like those Pokemon too. I like closer to 70-80% of the dex.I do agree that some of these designs completely miss the mark. I actually don't like Stunfisk that much, and I dislike Vanniluxe. Vullaby is still shit. The genies, amusing as they are, should not look as similar as they did(and jesus fuck don't go the direction of Enamorus either.) Basculin very much looks like a Pokemon, but it's uninspired.>>2655509I suppose, though as someone who really likes most of these designs, I genuinely don't see the problem with Sigilyph or Cofagrigus.
I genuinely can't believe it took Pokemon seven generations to just make a fucking T-rex. I love this nigga.
Last blatant off topic post from me, but pokemon died before it got a perfect game. All of them have flaws holding them back and thus your favorites are determined by nostalgia and/or whichever flaw you can ignore the most. Would gen 5 be better if it had less misses in the mon design and something other than an oval region? Yeah. Just like gen 4 would be better if it had less HMs, and 2 would be better if it wasn't so goddamn boring. My favorite game is Ruby. It means the most to me and I will die on that hill.
>>2655535Same. I wanted one so bad since Gen 1 and Tyranitar filled that niche for me, but was always more Godzilla than a T. rex. It was the ONLY reason I bothered picking up X&Y after being disappointed with Gen 5.
>>2655534>The genies, amusing as they are, should not look as similar as they did(and jesus fuck don't go the direction of Enamorus either.)fucked up how pokemon completely wasted the sacred beasts on their alternate formesat least the pokemon based on the four disasters are slightly better
>>2655536>Ruby killed pokemaniaNah. I understand.Pokemon Fire Red was the first game I "owned." Got it from Coolrom.com. That game means a lot to me.I think Pokemon Conquest is still the most bullshit game. It was THIS CLOSE to greatness and fell short.
>>2655517
This Palmer is a fucking glass canon. If she ults she can gap it, but if she doesn't ult she just fucking dies. Hopefully I can get one that basically this same run just without my power going to sleep so I get more stam...
>>2655541Pokemania died while RS were still in development. Those two came out in 2003 and it was easily dead by 2002 if not earlier. If you don't believe me you can check the box office numbers>Mewtwo Strikes Back: 85.7m>2000: 43.7m>entei's: 17m>4ever: 1.7m
>/v/ma - Pokemon Trainers!I do appreciate how flexible this thread can be, even if it can be annoying. >>2655556I know, but it's become a talking point on /vp/. I'm just shitposting about it.
>>2655557It's hard to tell sometimes on this site.
>>2655557What are you, a palworlder?
>>2655556Every Pokemon game that came after has outsold Ruby and Sapphire though.
>>2655536>pokemon died before it got a perfect gameThis is what makes me mad the most. It deserved something so much better than just being a cash cow to milk until the ideas ran out. All kids who grew up during PokeMania wanted was a game that felt as grand as the anime with all the coolest Pokemon you could ever catch, that made you feel just as excited as booting up Stadium and seeing your team for the first time in 3D, or at least me and my friends did.It was around Black and White when I finally realized that was never happening.
>>2655483I enjoyed having new Dex as it forced you to adapt and explore new options and it appealed to my autism by trying to imagine how different Pokémon America would be to Pokémon Japan. The desert area had quite a few cool Pokémon which were fairly unique, more new Pokémon could have been good.
>>2655561RSE sold enough copies to occupy up to 28.5% of the GBA's install-base.DPePtBWB2W2 makes up 32% of the DS' install-base. That's 2 generations and 9 games against 1 generation with 3.
>>2655536No game is perfect, even umamusume is a modern gacha with a shit ton of issues but it's still a good game, at least good enough for us to play it.For pokemon, their perfect game was Red/Blue, it was so good it created a massive franchise that will just not die despite getting extremely bad games for many years.In modern times the closest we have to a good pokemon game is Scarlet, at least in terms of gameplay, but considering that we are comparing it to SwSh and SM is not saying much, but at least it's a change in the right direction. I hope they take the good ideas from Scarlet and just continue with it in Winds/Waves.
>>2655569My autism was heavily infringed upon for the fact that hardly any of the Pokemon designs fit the idea of an American region.Same with the antagonist team. And also shit like putting the desert right behind what's supposed to represent manhattan. That made no sense, just put it to the side with one of the mountains.
>>2655552I have 4 plats in MANT and to this day i got zero fucking clue how to train milelets.
>>2655536I liked Arceus
stop talking about pokemon already, it's making me sad
>>2655573I'll run defense for Unova and say that the desert is heavily implied to not have been a desert at one point, given the Unovan ruins, and is instead a wasteland caused by an ancient catastrophe. Using logic, you can deduce that the catastrophe was PROBABLY the event that split the dragons in two.The wasteland plot point was then repeated by X&Y for some ungodly reason.Personally, I liked how Unova went its own direction with lore and wasn't tied to the United States, but yeah, a fair bit more should've been done to incorporate things that weren't just Japamerica.
>>2655573Desert Manhattan annoyed as well yeah, but I kind of ignored that because it had Pokémon I liked and was a cool area. I kinda wish you had more nationally inspired Pokémon but that could go wrong, you still had beeheeyem, sigylith bravairy as USA inspired mons. Plasma is one of most engaging evil teams so I give it the pass for that
>>2655577Reminder Pokemon doesn't look like this anymore and Misty's dead.
>>2655573It would have worked if they did some california city instead of Manhattan but lmao new york
>>2655570The DS also had almost double the units sold of the GBA. Regardless I was wrong, Black and White did not outsell Ruby and Sapphire.
>>2655580I found Plasma utterly forgettable and the knights templar aesthetic retarded.If there was any time to bring back some sort of Pokemon Mafia, it should have been in the American region. Especially if they were trying to recapture the essence of Gen 1.Save the knight shit for Galar or something.
>>2655581But it does
If non-pace: YOU CAN HAVE IT
>>2655587lollmao
>>2655577Don't worry anon, everyone likes to say that pokemon is dead, but all it needs is one good enough game to make everyone jump back into the bandwagon.
>>2655588Mr CB gives out straightaway spurt hints to every goddamn uma I train on her using her as a statstick but does not ever give it when I need it on an end that does not have it innately. Desire sensor is real.
>>2655584>The DS also had almost double the units sold of the GBAThat's my point. Install-base was a very specific term I used for a reason. Despite the GBA selling worse, the Pokemon sales proportionally made up a significantly larger percentage of the player-base than the DS' games.
>>2655574It’s painful but the races are there to run enough. This honestly would’ve been almost perfect if I had even just one decent power training in summer and dodging danger come from somewhere. Fast learner would’ve let me get gold PTO but I was stuck deciding between it and POC/right-handed so I went with that. Genuinely don’t think I’ll get another run better than this before I need to send her off to A finals but I will be trying.
>>2655552I actually made a stamlet front (Seiun) that's very similar. But also snuck in my 2LB Condor into the deck to also grab Killer Tunes. 4 gold mid-race skills is fucking nuts. She blew my pre-throne Maru out of the water when before that was not how it was going in Round 1. She is straight up eviscerating people. Taking a closer look that is quite a gamble on the Stamina. Didn't realize Palmer's ult was a heal.
>>2655589>no argumentsI accept your concession
>>2655585Galar could have definitely done with something like plasma, but I found plasma far more memorable then galactic and aqua/magma and while it's nothing amazing at least the story conflict was kinda interesting.
>>2655600My argument is that it's digital and soulless and you have poor taste if you think it looks as good as the other image.
>>2655599>But also snuck in my 2LB Condor into the deck to also grab Killer TunesSadly I don't have my own Pasa so I have to pray to not get agamasen'd by Helios (there should be a mechanic that she always gives the gold to Palmer fix this Cyjews). Ideally I'd also have the gold PTO but it was at 160 versus POC being down to I think it was 120ish at the end, so I took that and right handed over gold PTO. Really could've only been better skillwise if I got fast learner.
Man I wish my borrows could be refreshed right now. I can sense it, it's right around the corner
>>2655602At least Plasma, if you ignored the villainy you get to witness, could sound reasonable.The Darkest Day plot is, in its most charitable interpretation, absolutely fucking bizarre.It would've been really interesting if they had done a colonial angle and implied Plasma actually originated from Galar in some capacity.
>>2655562For me, it's seeing Pokemon as a game series become simply a small part of the world of Pokemon, rather than being the way to represent a world of Pokemon, if that makes sense. I wanted the games to go harder into autismal simulation stuff. Gen 1 was a game to me, a good game, but a game. Gen 2 was a world to me, where I could listen to the radio, call up some of the characters and be friends with them, maybe I'd have to wake up early or stay up later to catch something rare, it was something I looked forward to exploring. Nowadays there's not even an attempt to lean into that illusion. I sort of miss being able to get lost in a game like that.
>>2655585This, especially after HG/SS where it felt like it was building something up with Team Rocket again. But the next time we ever see Team Rocket is USUM.
>>2655606The nice thing about ol sei-chan is she has Escape Artist built in like V Bourbs. I love her for that. Yeah she's gotta fish for some mile sparks and I could have probably made a better parent, but honestly I'm pleased with this even if 1/3 of my runs had multiple SSRs not finish their event chains. I hope I can get my S. Maru optimized before Finals go live. I've gotten close, honestly if I can soup her up she'll be near unbeatable Xoguris be damned
isn't it weird that there isn't a gamer uma? usually there's always 1 or 2 per idol seriesTaishin doesn't count she's more of a loner loser than a gamer
>>2655616Tokai Teio is a regular at the arcade, and Twin Turbo is implied to be the same given that she constantly complains about not being able to beat Teio's high scores.
>>2655585Just bring Giovanni back and make him the main villain again.
>>2655616Transcend isn't she?
I missed the memo on Supreme Commander Spe-chud apparently. So you get the Sirious gold skill on a veteran, and then you use that veteran in one of the races on the new main story chapter, and you just get her? Is there a time limit?
>>2655616I have Shakur in my lobby now. She's also a gamer loner type, but more of a computer nerd than Taishin.Teio is kind of a loner when it comes to her gamer identity. She has the high score on the dance machine and it's not even close, has somewhat of a legendary status. But she's far more outgoing than those other two so I don't think that fits the bill.Seiun also was playing some portable game in Hishi's career
>>2655613The death of immersion in games is infuriating, to say the least. I wish it was a Pokemon-only issue. I'd gladly sacrifice my fifth favorite franchise if it meant I didn't have to deal with the complete and total crapshoot of modern RPGs.
>>2655622>and then you use that veteran in one of the races on the new main story chapterIt's a forced Spechud race, but you get to pick an Uma to inspire her. You just pick the one that has the gold skill from Sirius.
>>2655609Even something as simple as two anglophone countries sharing the new insurgent political movement could have been done yeah
>>2655616bro, your bro?
>fallout 4 umamusume companion mod >apparently my oshi was one of them>all links are dead, only video of it existing was 3 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1tAxsZTNgwWish i could test this out in my psuedo-STALKER mod list
>>2655622That veteran inspires spe-chud
>>2655605>My argument is that it's digitalAnon...
>do 15 throne runs >got med S once>run brick do lack of good skillsI'm so glad I made a last minute FAST LEARNER, with S in both MILE and FRONT Daiwa. She got me to a finals.
>>2655616Yaeno plays fightan games iirc
>>2655632Congrats anon! Hoping she brings home the plat for ya
>>2655632I havent seen this stupid fucking hat for what feels like months. It's at least been a few weeks, maybe one full month and more
>>2655616Girls don't play games
>>2655636
>>2655637they do in japan
>>2655637open up twitch right now
Post the vidya you think would be your favorite uma's favorite vidya.For very obvious reasons, I can see grass being extremely obnoxious about okami
>>2655637The Carrotgachi simulation game. Bubbligotchi makes me swoon!
>Make a new throne Oguri>Think she's much better than my previous xogger>5-0>Feelin good>2-3>1-4>2-3She felt so strong at the beginning, but now she suddenly feels week. I"m feeling nervous again.I'm so frustrated because I actually got Fast Learner and all my skills, but my speed and wisdom ended just short of maxxing out. I'm never gonna fucking get Ug
>>2655635Thank you and I hope so. Vodka got me cancer plat the first time around. Shit would be so kino.
>>2655616I'm fine with who we have now. Girls that like games quite a bit but aren't a pain about it. Especially considering the current era, if we get a character whose entire personality is being a game streamer through Vtubing or other bullshit I will shoot someone. In fact I bet that already exists in JP and I need to go buy a gun soon.
>>2655631>doesn't deny his poor taste
>>2655642Sonic Adventure (1)
>>2655642Kita would be fucking CRACKED at it
>>2655640Twitchwhores do not count.
>>2655648>if we get a character whose entire personality is being a game streamer through Vtubing or other bullshit I will shoot someone.But we already have Curren...it's not gaming but it might as well be
>>2655648Loves only you kinda
Bros, the Sprint spark grind is really getting annoying. Like REALLY annoying. When the fuck are we getting the spark rerolls, does anyone know? I'm starting to lose it particularly since everytime I only see a Guts 1* Pace Chaser 2* spark, and Dirt CM coming after this doesn't make it any better.
>>2655642>vidya you think would be your favorite uma's favorite vidyaUmamusume: Pretty Derby
>>2655613Good point, I miss that sort of immersion too.
>>2655656>When the fuck are we getting the spark rerollsNext month, not joking
>>2655629I don't if this is the same thing AT ALL since there's no surviving images, but I successfully hunted down AN (alleged) Uma mod that... requires HHS for some reason.HHS: https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/39850Uma: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BueNUbpxRsWEnIBiUXl2LPCdWpljoJNh/viewHope this is it.
>>2655646It's gonna be alright. You at least made a stronger one and you cleared a 5-0 today. I couldn't get over the 4-1 hump myself, good work.
>>2655658DigiGOAT?
>>2655656The idea of making sprint parents does not sound fun to me right now
>>2655642
>>2655648>In fact I bet that already exists in JP and I need to go buy a gun soon.
>>2655661Oh wait I just looked at the list. It's missing Special Week. http://web.archive.org/web/20210707022026/https://arca.live/b/tullius/29480087Sorry man.I need to start practicing Japanese again, but I can't figure out how to get myself into the habit of doing reps.
>>2655642Either Red Dead Redemption or some arcade shooter like Time Crisis.Possibly Cooking Mama.
What the fuck what did I miss, I felt transported back to /v/
>>2655663Yup yup
>>2655669>name: wuvs only you>doesn't wuv only you
>>2655616>she's more of a loner loser than a gamer
>>2655674Anon we are all /v/tards
>>2655640E-whores ruined gaming for everyone by not being gamers.
>>2655637 Stallions aren't girls.
>>2655672>or some arcade shooterSunset Riders
>>2655642I can't imagine a universe where Cafe hasn't played either this or Silent HillShe probably plays it with Dantsu and she hates it
>>2655674>What the fuck what did I missThe Vidya
>>2655674who do you think put the /v/ in /vm/a WON?
>>2655654It's social media bullshit but I don't like her either. Trying to talk to Curren is the moment you realize you're old. At least with Helios, her zoomer speak makes you think that she's just an idiot. Curren definitely isn't stupid, but there's simply an insurmountable gap between the way you think and the way she thinks. Hash tags, likes, engagement, subscribers, do people care about this stuff nowadays? I'm starting to think I belong in a retirement home, at least the people there speak English instead of whatever language is happening online nowadays.
>>2655642I feel like nice nature would only play casual shit like angry birds
>>2655642SEGA Bass Fishing or the plethora of other fishing games that exist. But she would still prefer actual fishing.
>>2655698I'm a certified unc as of this year but honestly the shit kids are into these days doesn't even phase me anymore, I stopped thinking too hard about it when that whole skibbidi toilet shit became popular and saw they recycled gmod shit I knew about a decade agoGen As are the most culturally impoberished generation in history so far, all the shit they like can be traced back to something we had in the 2010s
>>2655689This makes me wonder if stallion is a word In the uma verse
I know nobody cares about G3s but Radio Nikkei Sho is in 15 minutes
>>2655660Oh man, the GL era sounds better and better and I'm not even particularly interested in the next scenario besides Light Hello. Thanks for the info.>>2655665Yeah shit sucks, but there's not much on Chrono and somebody gotta do it I guess.
>>2655700>nice nature starts out a hyper-casual who plays games where there isn't really a true protagonist>the more wins she racks up, the more uneasy she feels>she's becoming the protagonist of her own life, instead of the npc>she eventually starts trying to play games that have the player be the protagonist to try to learn how to get comfortable with the expectations she's finding herself increasingly burdened by
>>2655705Might as well watch it, any notable bloodlines?
>>2655703Fuck, even shit like the term BASED is recycled. God damn, they were right, regression ISN'T death, stagnation is...
>>2655703>skibbidi toiletTs is so old bruh you're way behind no one cares about that uncslop, I watch earclacks now.
>>2655708That is how they should do a gamer uma if ever
>>2655703I always maintained that was just their version of Madness Combat.Or at least the earlier stuff was. I don't know about seeing Skibidi shit in my local Walmart.
>>2654776nice, king won. Didn't know race already finished, I wanted to make for the other two races but only have time now.
>>2655711nothing terribly exciting, Lorbeerkranz is the son of Satono Diamond at least
>>2655703Kids nowadays are watching AI fruits and AI soap operas with the fruits or skeletons. don't look at the amount of viewshttps://youtu.be/PBhWlr3nMBY?si=zY1DVCnVLqj03l2p
>>2655725>uncs know about AI fruit love islandWew
>>2655725I hate my fucking generation so much for creating iPad babies.
>>2655725I mean things that are culturally relevant to middle school kids and early teenagers, not shit that autoplayed to toddlers when mommy and daddy weren't looking at their Ipad
>>2655724Any of these guys promising as far as running on major races?
Has there been a SINGLE generation that hasn't royally fucked up since Gen X? Fuck it, I'm probably just blind to whatever egregious sins the Gen X have committed too.
>>2655732To be completely fair to Gen Z (millenial myself) they got dealt such a raw fucking deal that I don't blame them for all the edgy cringe shit and the hype culture crap, they were just trying to make something out of nothing.
>>2655642My favorite uma is way too autistic to like video games.
>>2655732Reminder that Whedonism "millennial writing" is actually Gen X, almost Boomer since Whedon was born in 64.>>2655735I feel so bad for zumas. They really don't have much for themselves and the world was basically taken from them.
>>2655727Don't forget about the Skeleton and Socrates AI videoshttps://youtu.be/FkHrHBz5U_E?si=wrzIANG_ip63fPWa
Ok I'll ask, did any of you fags sing in either /v/ sings for DMC5? I have a feeling at least one of you did
>>2655741I didn't but I used to game with someone that did, dude was jumping of the walls when we saw the DMC5 reveal on our E3 watchSpent a lot of time in the threads, mostly to collect fem! Dante and Vergil art
>>2655746Does tracen health insurance cover the ear damage a trainee does over the years
>>2655642Anything that involves taking notesAnd sumo
>>2655749It better or ticket's trainer will be deaf by 30
>>2655746fucking lol
>>2655741Man I miss that shitstorm, and yes.
>>2655642[occupation] simulator [year]
>>2655738Yeah okay, fair play. Gen X is not immune to sins either.Literally every generation in the anglosphere since the silent generation has fucked up royally and repeatedly. At least the silent generation gets the excuse that they were all PTSD veterans in a time where psychology didn't know what the fuck to do about that.>>2655735I'm fucking LIVID at my generation(zoomer.) Y'know, we didn't have to be complete dicks to each other, tearing each other down whenever we tried to rise up against the rubble. There were tons of attempts to get out of the predicament that the baby boomers and co. left for us, but most of them were sabotaged from within the same age bracket. Gen Alpha, for the record, is currently the generation leading the puritan charge. Y'know, the types of people to try to cancel over crap like laughing at fucking "nega." They're not the ones with power currently, but they're loud enough to get noticed by the puritans with power, and that's a massive problem because there's a LOT of them. They're doing somehow even worse than the zoomers are and I feel really bad for them, though I can't help but also feel pissed at those who are repeating the same mistakes with more conviction than the zoomers.
I just realized I have 0 sprint parents...
>>2655685>>2655652It's funny seeing some of the Pakatube skits where some of the Umas play certain games and you can tell which one never held a controller in their life and the ones who might be more than a regular at video games. There was one particular skit with a bunch of whomas playing some rural japan horror game and they couldn't play at a x-y axis at all.
Man this felt like one of those hybrid threads I missed so much. I wish I was awake to post during peak
>>2655760Mutating?
Which uma would act the LEAST like their generation?
>>2655762Kingu is a certified first-rate gamer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgyVB4h71aQ
>>2655764Taiki needs Med sparks
>>2655760I will find a good Nishino to suit my purposes and that's all.
>>2655760There are zero good ones on chrono, it's mad annoying
>>2655759>>I'm fucking LIVID at my generation(zoomer.) Y'know, we didn't have to be complete dicks to each other, tearing each other down whenever we tried to rise up against the rubble.This isn't a zoomer thing. Politicians have been trying to chase fabled "youth vote" for generations. Old people vote, young people don't, and it has been like that for decades.
>>2655760I'm glad I found a decent enough Oguri parent that was loaded with sprint sparks for my Hishiama.
>>2655770What politicians don't understand about "appealing to the youth" is that the crown is currently in the gutter and the first one of them to promise an actual future for the younger generations gets it.
>>2655769I don't have nishino so I need to borrow her. No good nishinos as well.
>>2655770This isn't even a politician thing. The amount of promising websites I've seen go down in flames, careers I've seen obliterated before they could even begin, people who were just creating their own thing and having fun and then forced to stop, all because someone of your age didn't like that you were being more successful than them... It's fucking NUTS man.Did you know, as a general rule, zoomers view friendships as entirely transactional? That being able to dox people is considered a necessary skill? That ruining the lives of people is considered A-OK if it helps achieve your own ends?
>>2655776This is true, too. Camera phones and social media have made entire generations of psychopaths more volatile than ever before.
I just woke up, did I fuck up by not doing my tickets as soon as they refreshed? Some are already at 50+ races and I am still at 15. I feel like a fucking idiot
>>2655780If push comes to shove you can replenish your bar with jellies
>>2655782That still isn't 25 like others did
>>2655780The tickets are weird, they refresh an hour or two before the daily reset. So if you use them straight away you will miss out on the dailies until just before the next reset.
>>2655776>That being able to dox people is considered a necessary skill?I dont wanna say it's unique to their age group but we talked alot about this both on /v/ and /vm/a. I mean I don't like certain people and made enemies over the 2 decades on the net, but I whenever I feel angry at someone, I stick back to see what would I actually do IRL and if I would ever go to the point of trying to ruin their life or not. Some acquaintances would talk about how lawyers and tax reporting would happen in Eve Online. And yes I was involved in /vt/ even before /vt/ existed and realized how petty much of the shit is (and subsequently think Idol culture is really, really unhealthy for both girls and guys involved). I feel like many things can be solved, on the internet anyways, with a healthy dose of blocking and (legitimate) reporting if someone takes things too far, usually stalking and harassment. Not saying that's how to handle long term issues especially in societal stuff, but don't ruin your own life on the internet because you're being baited or drawn into a clusterfuck.
>>2655661You sure this isn't dolphin pron, anon? :-)I kid, this is an interesting find. Looking in FO4edit I found outfit recipes for mcqueen, teio, oguri, bourbon, suzuka, mayona, rice, and tamamo. I only found mesh files for Mcqueen and Teio, though. I'll check in-game if the recipes appear at a crafting station
>>2655790I did find more Silence Suzuka, Tamomo Cross, and Rice Shower as standalones, and I've got a twitter account that posted these that you can look at, if you'd like.
>>2655788>and subsequently think Idol culture is really, really unhealthy for both girls and guys involved)It's unhealthy for the guys who fall for the bait hard, I have no sympathy for the girls. They know what they are signing up for, it's their own problem at that point, just don't get caught with your boyfriend/husbamd/friend with benefits, it's really not that hard for man for all the idols that do get caught there are countless more that don't.
>>2655788Yeah, it's a giant clusterfuck, and I don't know how to disarm it. It's going to fuck me over when the time comes for me to do something interesting, I'm sure.I make that "dox is considered a necessary skill" remark based on actual studies and surveys done by the ways. I don't have them on hand at the moment, but I have seen the studies. All of those remarks are basically distilled versions of various studies I've been exposed to over the years because of a friend of mine who's obsessed with the subject.
>>2655787Thank you Taiki, I will repay this in time
What are the best uma songs? I wanna add some to my work playlist
>>2655787Thanks Taiki, I wish I was American so I could actually shoot it. It looks fun (and scary) as fuck
>>2655741Yeah, I was in the Bury the Light one because I missed out on the Devil Trigger one. I screamed DRIFTING IN THE OCEAN ALL ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE super loud into my mic and heard my neighbors laugh at me after
>>2655799Onsen scenario has 100% the best song. I had that one stuck in my head for days
>>2655799https://youtu.be/8hb00BktXEM?si=AmZm6JcdvKZ6h8yR
>>2655800As an American who has shot guns:>FunYes>ScaryFor the first three shots it will be, but once you're accustomed to it, it's just fun. Loud, but fun.I speak as someone who went down a water slide at Great Wolf Lodge once and then never managed to work up the courage again.
>>2655804I have shot guns before (just a regular glock since I had access through my family) and even such a low caliber for someone who has never done it left me trembling, it's so much stronger than it seems, it gave me a newfound respect for them. 2nd amendment must be no joke
>>2654980>How did you find it?Being matched against 90% metaslaves is boring.>Satisfied with your win rate?It's way better than I expected. Only made a token effort and somehow my win rate was way better than it was during Taurus 2, where I actually tried hard. So now I'm pissed that the game is seemingly rewarding low effort rather than high effort.>You think you'll win plat? What plat number is it?Feeling a bit optimistic despite myself, but I'm 100% ready to get robbed. It would be number 5.>TOTAL XOG DEATH?Nah, she was barely a threat.
>>2655787>>2655800I heard Nevada has several places to shoot machine guns for a price in Las Vegas and Reno
Why do I still not have a Falco?
>>2655792Aha, I crafted it !>>2655792Sure, i think it would be funny if i can make Bourbon-Curie
I've gone from openly disliking the singing and dancing idolshit aspect to enjoying the songs a lot and being extremely hyped for GL. Funny how that works
>>2655814Idolslop has some great songs.
>>2655793I get where you're coming from but I think no sympathy goes too far. You don't think that it would cause strains in relationships that you can never be seen in public with your boyfriend or spouse? Or that if you don't functionally go undercover, you can't even leave your house at all without attracting a group of people who have made it a full time job to document everything about your life, even personal and not professional? They get paid well to compensate for this, and it's problems that neither you or I will ever have to deal with but they are problems none the less.
>>2655807>such a low caliberDepending on the Glock, that might not have been very low caliber. 7.62mm is NATO's preferred rifle round and is roughly equivalent to a .30 caliber round, which is considered medium-teetering-on-large.Glocks tend to be 9mm which is .355 caliber, which means you fired a high caliber round if your Glock was a 9mm.>>2655813I did find Bourbon while looking, but it was for Starfield, not Fallout 4.https://creations.bethesda.net/en/starfield/details/77494f13-f8d9-472f-8a7c-21d27cd69769/_Uma_Musume__Mihono_Bourbon
>>2655757>>2655801Fucking nice, I was on the threads and was gonna do a Bury the light too, I pussied out last minute and kinda regret it. Maybe /v/ma sings(? Heh
>>2655819Ah shit I forgot to tell you. The Twitter account was @ShiroWanP_, they posted their crap in 2021.Some posts they had include 1412358551478030341 and 1409741035983446016.Silence Suzuka: http://web.archive.org/web/20210629051115/https://arca.live/b/tullius/28521707Mayano Top Gun: http://web.archive.org/web/20210702101033/https://arca.live/b/tullius/28655560Rice Shower: http://web.archive.org/web/20210702060907/https://arca.live/b/tullius/28947613Good luck!
>>2655817Sure, it would cause a lot of strain. They know full well what they are getting into though, a lot of idol groups will straight up have them sign shit about what they can and can't be caught doing outside of the job. Are some of their requirements harsh? Sure, but they are up front about them. People can get fired from my job if they talk shit about the company openly on social media, do I think this is retarded? Sure, but you also know they tell you not to do this when you get a job. So don't do it.>They get paid well to compensate for thisA lot of them don't though, this is why so many of them end up going straight for porn when they hit the loft heights of 24/25 and are 'too old' for the idol industry.
>>2655824First time I've ever seen arca linked anywhere and it's not porn.
>>2655819It was 9mm I am sure, I just had never been near a gun before so it still shocked me. It's way stronger than I thought, I respect (and fear) guns more now
Bros. For the sprint CM, do i really gotta borrow guts bakushin?
>>2655828Even funnier is that trying to go to those links today results in a 451.Someone burnt the non-porn on Arca.>>2655829Ay, fair enough. How many rounds did you shoot anyways?
>Brian/Seiun>Summer GoldshitTwo banners that will not tempt me feels pretty good.
>>2655832You get like 1 or 2 sprint skills from racing since there's just no fucking sprints, so she's a good 10RB card with a solid gold and useful hints. You can just do 2 speed, 3 wit, 1 guts with straight power sparks if you don't want to gutsmaxx which is a fair decision.
>>2655836A full mag, maybe 2 actually, my dad really wanted me to try it
>>2654980It was ass and the least exciting CM so farDon't careWould be plat #10Wouldn't mind
>>2655840I'm going to assume 17-34 rounds. Sick! Would you do it again if you could?
>>2655837This is a calm before the storm. July through September is going to be fucking brutal for a lot of people here.
>>2655844There's Uma I want, but I will be loaded for CB and Ramonu wit.
I went into my final 5 races without any positive expectations, but I actually made it in. God bless Inari.
>>2655843Yeah I mean it's a controlled environment and I am more familiar now, I don't think I'd get that shocked a second time. I don't think it will happen though, guns here are very controlled
>>2655850That's unfortunate. Well, if you ever get the chance, visit a range in the US! Better yet, bring a bunch of friends and head to Uvalde where you can shoot a GOD DAMN TANK!
>>2655226
>>2655854/v/ma WON
