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Let's Go FaZe Clan!*clap clap clap*
LET'S GO FAZE CLAN*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
lol it's over. bb has no mojo
I love frozenlooking forward to karrigan poaching him when niko retires
20-4 first half holy fvaaark frozen
s1ren is a player that barely manage 1.00 rating vs garbage opponents and somehow manages to stay in the teamvery weird. been a bad player his entire career.
Frozen saved? Turns out broky was truly the problem (and jcobb too, but carrying 1 bum is better than carrying 2 and one of them being the awper)
10 IS ALL THEY GET
10-3 is the most dangerous lead
IT'S OVER
Here comes the choke and then anubis blowout
11 IS ALL THEY GET
12 IS ALL THEY GET
12-6 is the most dangerous lead
Holy shit faze is fucking back
does bb even want a good team?
Joe Biden heard the guy run to mid and chased him down like a maniac. I like this guy.
idk why they keep picking frozen to interview lol
>>2706082he's the face of the team since karrigan leftthe faze of faze
faze is back, should be consistent top 10 closer to 7 once jcobb gets replaced, neityu can get a few more months
>>2706086Kek, the usual suspect again.
>>2706082Carries the team and has to carry it in interviews
>>2706086>11-30
>>2706086NICE FROZENNICE NETANYAHUNICE TWISTZZNICE JOE BIDENkill yourself jcobb
*AHEM*
>>2706103It's not his fault he's not ready for tier 1 or 2, it happens.
Its okay Faze bros.We 13-2, 13-6 BB but jcobbb STILL went negative in star roles. BB won 8 rounds in a BO3.He will be kicked. Faze WILL be saved.
22-17 is not negative
>>2706123Pollackbro...
-joecob +lauNX would go hard, but I really want a real IGL because I'm getting tired of Twistzz trying to multitask and killing himself or even worse straight up throwing a round.
betting should be outlawed, this is how every one of those degenerates act, you see their carbon copies in every athletes instagram comment field or sports/esports live chat
save magnojez. by having him replace jcobbb.
>>2706128I'm glad my brain chemistry doesn't lose to gambling addiction. These guys are pathetic.
>>2706128Niggas making me glad I'm just a porn addict.
just cuckholmers normal behaviorbetting has nothing to do with it
>>2706109this is a tier 3 tournament thoughtever
imagine watching cs without having money on the line
>>2706126since lauNX got moved to the bench but it wasnt to join heroic/bcgame i feel its pretty likely they already have an agreement for him to join after xse, either that or he's joining MOUZ or somethingan IGL would be nice but the real ones are pretty hard to come by, considering the two main ones on the market in Gizmy and kyxsan both got snapped up immediately after the major
>>2706132kek same
Its the end of Polish CS
They’re calling it one of the most zesty images, maybe ever, folks.
>>2706149been waiting for mouz to announce jL. he said he played for them for free and had something to announce after the major during the navi/falcons game
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITHYOUR OWNPERSONALJESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO CARESYOUROWNPERSONALJESUSSOMEONE TO HEAR YOUR PRAYERSSOMEONE WHO'S THERE
>>2706143We like being optimistic here ok?
>>2706149Yea it's what I was thinking too. Well it's fine and the team chemistry will probably be fine since lauNX seems like a good guy with no ego problem.>>2706158Oh fuck I forgot about jLoser. God please FaZe don't do this please do not. I will genuinely turn on them if they sign him.
>>2706156Monesy looks like he is getting plaped in that t shirt
>>2706173idk kassad and maui were talking about claims launx is unlikeable and hard to work with in private. would makes sense he's bounced around so much
>>2706177He has been on like 10 teams in the last 5 years
>>2706149I don't think it makes sense unless they're making 2 changes, would rather see ax1le since roles makes perfect sense and before the inevitable jokes look up his performance this past year, he's back to his online prime peak
>>2706177>>2706184Oh damn didn't know about that. That's not very encouraging.
>>2706195he's only 21 but apparently he's been around in t2 for yearshe's been in one team for a year at the longest, several times he's left after 1-2 months
>>2706212eh looking through that a lot of those moves were just him being bought out by a slightly bigger team>Infinite to GameAgents>GameAgents to Nexus>Nexus to Sprout>Sprout to Falconsand then Falcons didnt intend him to be a long-term piece since they wanted bigger names, they benched him to sign Magisk and loaned him outthen they sell him to Revenant, but the org almost immediately died (he signed there in June 2024 and the last official match the org played was September 2024)since he was still under contract despite the org being inactive he couldnt join a new team for a while (which is why he was playing on aimclub which is a pug team)then his contract ends so he's able to join a new team and ends up back at NexusFUT then come along and buy him out (again being bought by a bigger team)
>>2706212the falcons bench doesnt event countnbk is just an assblasted faggot
>That's it Cash, don't let a single nut job back on the streets.>Piggsy angry!
lol
magic vs inner circle should be interesting. both teams have been having a good year
Faze haters can't stop being raped
>>2706314losing to VP must be the most embarrassing thing, thats like career ending type of lose
So, when is BCG going to play to see the GOAT with the new squad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOsbKoDMLis
Damn they actually look kind of sick
>>270640820k views in 2 hours.Meanwhile the vita troons can't get past 7k on actual major match coms. Kwab these niggas have no fans.
^what is this mental illness
kek jcobb is such a shitter
>>2706524Years of getting raped by ZyGOD does that to you. Sadly. For him.
>>2706489>Who is this lesbian fat feminist holding a gun ?>Is this Antifa?>Shiro can't even hold the gun straight.>Zontic happier than ever -considering "it" for more than a number of years and they gave him a gun.-
>>2706046Frozen is a homo.
Zygod "face of cs", " Goat of cs" "le boss" stats:0 real majos0 real #1 hltv0 real fans0 real highlights0 natural smoke kills0 natural wallbang kills0 real wins without superteam0 real wins with superteam0 cultural impact
Bubblin
>>2706687>>27066516 7
>>2706570Can't wait for the HerculesWoo (also MercifulWoo) rape to resume. This season is going to be absolute FIRE :100:
how did faze do in cologne?
>>2706687hasbara at it again..
^cuckaner impotent seethe keke
>>2706046>La Problemaâ„¢
raped and gaped at the biggest event of the year
thats not ewc doe
they remind them
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2707002DAMN... shiro looks like THAT???
>>2707002is it a muscle suit?
>aieeeee i hate muslims and arabs and oil money>aieeee EWC mattersgot em trapped like a dog with a leg in a bear trap
who ia doo quoting
>>2707028phone filter
We're so back it's not even funny
>>2707302who is this wog? don't remember seeing him in cologne
>>2707302Man I hate that ketchup & mustard jacket so much. McDonald's looking ass piece of shit.
fazefags have a real seige mentality thing going on
>>2706814i've been checking his faceit for some time now and he still hasn't played a single game since fucking early Mayit's honestly impressive how little of a fuck he gives about the game and still being #1
>>2707686>seige mentalityW FaZe
>>2707686
>>2706018why are these new comp maps always designed by retards? 3 straightish lanes has become the standard because 20 years of playtesting has found them to be the most enjoyable but map makers think theyre cool by making them all swirly and confusing and adding 3 height levels. its awful to play its so stupid
>>2707981most (all) community maps are downstream from mapcore which is filled with low iq retards who don't even play cs
>>2707981It's just nice to play something different. I will only play these in casual though. Tons of angles and clarity is not good; Fachwerk has some especially egregious areas.
How can anybody hate this person?
Havent been able to keep up with the games, Has Cache been played yet? Is it as CT sided as I assume or is it more balanced in cs2
>>2707144himself, he was literally shilling ewc before cologne so that he could preemptively use it as an excuse in case failcl0wns crashed and burnedsuch is the sad pathetic life of cuckaner kek>>2707302Faze the fuck up brother
>>2708511Yeah its been played, its Faze's first map pick which is based as fuck.It looks CT sided yeah, who knows if it'll remain that way once teams get sophisticated on it and we see it in tier 1
Jorko is better than Ultimate right...
karrischizo terminally mindbrokenraped and gaped by the hated lioncucked into shilling for hated danes to carry his dead f0zecuck team
^mental illness
rapedandgapedthe dog learns his place
>>2708636>>2708639kwab what a crying freak
>>2708641he's so fat and ugly and a complete loser kwab
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49278406/brazil-vs-norway-live-world-cup-2026-updates-score-commentary-result
oooo paconer meltie timehttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
raped
and
cuckaner
gaped
>>2708639>>2708641>>2708642I mean, you really can't be posting these when the guy not only just won the biggest CS2 event to date, he did it very convincingly and in the hardest bracket and by beating the top 5 teams in the world.
your hated enemy won on the world stage the biggest tournament at allyour team didn't even qualifyyou lostyou learn your place
>>2708657biggest mickey mouse run oat right after parisjust watch them bomb out in groups at the next event
yeah and guess who was responsible for them not making the major, my dear brown friend
reminder that it's nearly 3am where karrischizo claims to live
>>2708662oof that straight shot up almost 20 places in a month is crazy
I live in your head rent free cuckaner kek
>>2708662that would be the polish trash who's still bottomfragging and brokyyou lostit's not even the same team you were cheering for loltaken over the danes and frogs
you got absolutely humiliated at cologne lmao couldn't even show your face for weeksyou realize how hard you jinxed yourself right? dumb brown animal
He sits upon his muddy throne,A traitor to the bone.The heaviest beast you'll ever see,As ugly as a toad can be.With skin like wrinkled, dirty lead,And massive jaws that demand to be fed,He turned his back on every friend,To plot a foul, deceitful end.A wobbling mound of greed and spite,He sneaks around the swamp at night.The fat, unfaithful, hideous beast,Who traded trust to join the feast.
>>2708659>biggest mickey mouse run oat right after parisHow, they literally beat every single team in the conversation to win the major, which is miles better than vitality running over mongolz, mouz and faze (lmao) to win their 3 majors.
Why does the GOAT awper (in both cs go and cs2) make xim seethe and cry so much?
>cucked into watching chinaslop lans to watch his precious team who couldn't even make the majoryikes! couldn't be me, I'm a fan of Real Teams
kek it's a br0ky fanget benched nigga
>I'm a fan of Real Teamst.
>>2708676I thought the karrigan hater was also the faze hater from last year's threads
>>2708682no karrischizo is a diehard fazecuck for some reasongo figure when they're the original plastic superteam lol, falcons is just them but better
br1ky mogs may0nesy (stinky r0ssian) fatwoo (ugly) mel0dy (acne) >>2708682yeah I was the faze hater, turns out only that fat hippo was souring the moodgood riddance
fazing out of relevant competitions
>falcons is just them but betterxd
faze up more like fade out
>>2708691Again, you really can't be posting this when they escaped the cycle of humiliation and won the biggest cs2 event to date in brutal fashion.
>F1ze>dead team>relegated to china lans in the off season>millions still tune in to watch their matches and this general quickly fills up threads>failcl0wns>brought in "superstars" from every team>play big tournaments>no fans, only fans are actual browns and mudslimes who have to be paid to spectate their matches>dead threads
>Again, you really c-ack!
this is itthis is NA's season
>>2708697
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395491/parivision-vs-faze-xse-pro-league-guangzhou-2026I better see you niggas FAZING THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Why are russian twinks so good at counterstrike?
yoikesimagine losing to brownzillians
What can turn a man into a f0zecuck?
>>2708703whoops forgot picrel
kek mindbroken about donk
huh? 13-1? is this the power of goat igl + goat rifler + baby goat + goat danedog + temu d2nk?
>>2708705
>won the biggest tournament of the year by defeating every good team one after anotherYou lost. Let it go hombre
>>2708708Only 2?
>>2708710KWAAAAAAAAAB
>>2708708AIEEEEE delete this
>>2708705>>2708707just brutalthis fat fuck doesn't even hold a candle to the true goat igl glaive
Who is the haaland of counterstrike?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389660/falcons-vs-mouz-iem-krakw-2026>lost to m0uz in 2026 awardYOIKES!!!!
Who's the Mbappe of CS?
Who won cologne?
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3163868/donk-on-imkek based>gigachad romanian bullies twink r0ssian
>>2708719>Irrelevant group stage matchhoneypot, much like CAC
irrelevant mickey mouse majorsingapore is the real prize
3am EST and he's seething about based russians again Kek Completely mentally raped
5 years later and he still has their cocks jammed down his throat kwaaaaaaab
Denmark wonRussia wonSerbia wonWe wonButthurt belters lostYou lost
>calling yourself based in third person
>>2708732he's not r0ssian he's some brown latrine american
>>2708708>October 11th - Astralis bench karrigan. >October 24th - Astralis sign gla1ve.>January 29th - Astralis win the ELEAGUE Major in Atlanta,
seethe more karrischizo
JBOEN is the awper?? Dude is crazy sharp with a rifle where did he come from
>f0ze vs pariEasy for our guys right...
>>2708781pari looked kinda raped on cache and it will end up going through
>>2708784I hope dastan kills the vibes immediatelyNOT NICE VLADISLAV
teamkill to deny the ace. Diabolical.
Did they fix the audio desync? Only took until the semi finals lol
Are there any 'leaks' on where launx is going?
STOP SHILLING YOUR MOUSEPADS
>>2708870Its already out of stock on global and usa store, so the shilling worked for our boy. Mouse pad looks good enough.https://esptiger.com/products/heavy-claw-banks-collection-by-james-banks-banks-x-esptiger?variant=51684326113559
>>2708874>esptigerOkay its not a meme lol
They're on the old patch for the play-offs? No bomb update
Swede bros are throwmaxxing frfr ong
>>2708261>It's just nice to play something different.but they arent nice to play at all
sweden deserves to losethat last round was atrocious
You guys think jcobbb will get above a 1.0 rating in their next BO3?
>>2708975I hope he gets 2.0, or however much is needed to make you faggots crypeople have been acting like he raped their grandma for months now. it's tiresome and boring
>>2708981polish
>>2708982polish my cock broI'm danish
I'm australian
map 3...
wake me up when faze plays
>>2708991Wake up. Banks is speaking.
>>2708994using a stack of those mousepads as a pillow until faze plays
>wake up expecting faze kino at 12>these fucks are just starting map 3
>>2709019Be glad that XSE is running smoothly today
brother please...
f0ze soon
kinda sad we don't get big vs fazealways extra fun when competitive integrity is in question
>>2708970My standards for fucking around in casual are a lot different than when I actually care about playing. Again it's nice to play something other than Mirage or Dust.
i still can't get over my weird feeling about 9z. something off about them sometimes
FIFTY MINUTES OF WAITING
>>2709088I don't really follow them, but it's nice to finally have an SA team without a single brazilian
>>2709098what for faze? I'm sure it will be more than that if this match isn't done soon
>>2709109?9z already won 2-1 what are you talking about
>>2709117lol I saw right after I said that. I just woke up and clicked on the stream. For some reason I was 30 mins behind
might play vs pasha this season he's in my group
why isn't he chewing out his players on stage?has he lost his touch?
this could be bad bros..
>>2709173why?we've got two meme teams in semisno matter what we'll get one in finals
>>2709175I just hope both teams keep up the form they've had so far at this tournament. Yesterdays game was not much fun to watch.
CACHE FIRST!
I got a good feeling fazebros
perfect picks
kyousuke looks kinda chopped huh
faze on t. now I'm worried
it's over
>>2709186no, he cute
>>2709186karrigan's manly presence pumped up his testosterone and sent him straight through puberty
f0ze...
>>2708679Is this the first 30 seconds of gay porn?
Half of Falcons fanbase is just fag homosexuals . they don't even watch cs. Fucking arab saudi faggot org
fr1zen
practicing cache is cheating
We'll win right...
>>2709208>Half of Falcons fanbase is just fag homosexualsyou've just described all org fans
twister goated
XSE is very liberal with turning off x-ray lmao
>when he overpowers the IGL debuff
crowd cheating probably killed frozen there lol
Pros still can't decide on A4 vs A1-S?
Jcobbb is just like me. Has a free kill and stops a bullet short because he assumes he got it
jcobbb is owning!!!
>>2709237Because they are pretty balanced right now, at least compared to the past.
woke up at 2pmfazed upopened the streamfaze in the leadlife is good
wtf xielo
cheating russian cunt
LMAO
holy shit lolfaze played that like pussies
>>2709248Get your cursed ass back to bed please.
Chin chin my broskis. I'm am seriously enjoying Cache being back in rotation
>>2709248you ruined it
how
GLAWKED
JBOEN
Bottigan was keeping my nigga Jcobbb down, now he's unleashed.
Nerf the mp9
7 on T, we gucci
Huh why the fuck is kyousissy there?
>>2709271Monesy was there yesterday too
FAZE UP
>>2709272>>2709271they're doing a signing and a show match I think?
>>2709256yeah, it's nice with something new(old)
>>2709286>>2709256Me? It's 70 cent of Continental Cup A Soup.
>>2709290different strokes for different folks
he just doesn't give a fuckI don't know how they found another peak broky, but it does make me root a bit more for them again
we've fucking lost
>>2709303They found out that jcobbb is the B site anchor
frozen and jcobb cant hold their fucking site
uh oh..
>>2709301I know right? He even swaps to pistol a lot instead of trying to taking another AWP shot.
EZ ECO
FAZE UPFAZE THE FUCK UP
frozen just don't peak it.. please.. stop..
Why is frozen just giving away free kills lol
>>2709314>>2709315he's feeling itmind your own business
good jobnow please lose dust2 so we get a map3
pv calling: wait until the very last second and hope nothing goes wrong
EZ for the main characters of CS
GG boys
haters on weight watch
JBOEN IS WASHEDI REPEATJBONER IS WASHED
>>2709323that's not a pv thingthat's just jame
>>2709327He didn't need to show up when Jcobbb was owning
>>2709327>t. didn't watch the game
>>2709330Sign him for another year
Mousepad time!
>having the chink peddle his shitty merchbased banks humiliating his co-host
>>2709290What keyboard is that?
What mousepad are YOU using?Why aren't you using an ESPTIGER Banks Collection mousepad??????
>>2709338>What mousepad are YOU using?nonethey've been completely unnecessary ever since we switched to optic
>>2709337That is an Attack Shark R85 HE, cheapest hall effect keyboard that had good reviews. I don't like RGB but the green bit has RGB. Would recommend it if you're fine with a 75%.>>2709338Zowie GSR III
I actually like this chinkno need for banks to come back
very good plan, bad execution
alright. next map
is jcobbb doing okay
KICK JCOB NOW
SIGN JCOBBB
JGOATTT
>retarded aimerThat's my jcobbb
>>2709392stay there
>>2709392zesty
>>2709392Saudi princes will be doing this during EWC
>>2709392I say this
Hurry up and resume the game I wanna take a nap before England play
>>2709410CAM ON INGERLAND
f0ze....?
>>2709410just go watch your fagball in peacewe're going 3rd map OT
dogshit b players cant hold their site
retake B simulator
based crowd cheater twistzz
Yeah we don't deserve to win
relax guys. this is pv's only great map
frozen choosing not to log in today
>>2709451They're not so bad at ancient...
Classic choker frozen. This is why karrigan left.
Casters said Frozens mouse had a problem during the tech pause
Worst B holds I've ever seen.
Okay, something to work with. Twistzz master class incoming.
4-8 is winnable
>>2709477would you want them to win? I want map3
its over
gg next map
is the stream shit for anyone else? or is it all the horse porn I'm currently downloading?
gg f0ze
>>2709489I'm buffering here and there but idk if it's just me
>>2709489I was buffering a lot on the pistol round. Seems okay now.
JBOEN rage quit
NICE NETANYAHU
stream ded
yeah, it's definitely the streamfucking chinkware....
china just got fucking nuked bros turn on cnn
This piece of shit stream if falling appart
jame... bro
why does it not feel good when i use my left hand?
>>2709535Pretend its someone else's hand, your bro's hand.
is there...hope?
This h0bbit nigga sucks. Dastan is preparing the molestation device for him.
please don't come backit's the last game of the day
>>2709559umm its 1.30am...
Nota was right. Dastan was wrong.
kek this crowd cheating is shameless but hilarious
>>2709560not in the 1st world
Anything that makes dastan seethe is good
GUYS????
Let's go f0ze cl0n!
HOLY JOECOB GOING CRAZY
When I'm with youI don't want to be with you...
>>2709563Why is xray on in the arena?
thank fucking god....that hobbit move was ballsy as fuck. I'd probably beat his ass if I was dastan
Just close it out for fucks sake
Just let FaZe win for fucks sake
We aren't winning OT
If you like hobbit you are a bad person and also fuck you
>>2709596cope, sauron lostshire4lyfe
FAZE FAZE FAZE
dastan is making them lose
jboen is so fucking goodbr0kyfags on suicide watch
>>2709608lmao
LMAOWho needs to plant?
Twistzz T sides... good???
>>2709617its b0tky bro
I have a bad feeling about this bros...
>>2709617>br0kyfags on suicide watchfaze fans are the epitome of a traitorous whore
get fucked
N-No...
dogsshit team
>>2709641org fans should just stick to fagball
Yeah I'm going to sleep
please jamejust give me a third map. I don't give a shit who wins, but please win dust2
>>2708755K to the W to the A to the B
Battle of who wants it less on the ct side.
>>2709208This lol. Half of them want to fuck may0nesy and half of them want to get fucked by n0k0. Freaks.
AMEN
>>2709256asparagus on spaghetti? what?
the rain auto classic
fucking dumbass anders thinks an AWP shoots .50 cal
>>2709729it should
>>2709608lelz
>>2709617Nah it's okay, br1ky will join a top 20 team soon and unleash his wrath in Singapore inshallah.
>>270972999% of players don't care about that stuff bro.
>>2709746>not a fan of gun autismcouldn't be me
>>2709746if you don't have respect for the weapons you shouldn't be allowed to wield them, simple as
>>2709751it's cs bro. the mp7 ejects 9mm casings
is he dumb? the shadow couldn't make it more clear where he's standing, it was a free frag
>valve should add this with a 1% chance of it blowing up in your face
well it wouldn't have gone to ot without a crash anyway
>>2709762know how expensive 4.6 brass is in comparison? we all gotta to cut corners sometimesjust be happy p90 has 5.7 in the mag
>>2709759they're playing video games
THANK YOU JAME3rd map triple OT please
bro, anyone with over 100 hours knows this is a player, not some object
>>2709740Given how he committed career suicide these past 2 years I doubt even a shit team like heroic will pick him up.
>>2709740maybe in valorant lmao
>>2709781isn't that a retarded position by jame lol?
BASED BASED BASED
goatsuke
>>2709781Cut the dude some slack. It's double OT and they were 1 round off match point.
>>2709751I wish I wasn't. I'm not a turbo gun autist, but the CS2 AK sight being set to 500m for whatever reason still annoys me.
>>2709793humiliation ritual
>>2709805how does this make you feel? :)
do we like his girlfriend?
why are they talking to b0tsuka if its faze / pari who are playing? they just called in random player or what? are failclown even part of the tournament? wtf?
>>2709805Doesn't even have anything to do with autism, it's just the lack of detail. Not like cs has ever been know for its detail but ya know
>>2709812im in a thick mixed black girl mood right now so no
>6-11>12-12>17-19is faze mental gonna be wrecked from not getting the comeback?
>>2709812so thats why he is finally playing good, he finally got some bitches i said it ages ago, he needed some pussy to stop being a faggot3000
>>2709813can these guys get jamyoung and heavygod to Faze already???
zweight selling so hard
>>2709811Nothing because it looks really gamey.>>2709816It's not lack of detail in this case, it's detail for no reason. They saw the sight and said "what if we put this thingy on 5? no idea what it's for but it looks cooler right?" and I guess that's what annoys me.
ONE IS ALL THEY GET
please destroy the five seven alright holy fuck
NO FULL BUYSBACK AND FORWARDALL THE WAY TO OT
kek f0ze struggling with T3 trash
>>2709888low effort
has pv ever held a site?
lmao, what the fuck is faze doing?
Please get a real IGL. This happens so fucking often bro my god.
>>2709893they just did, granted faze were busy with acrobatics but still
>>2709909They had one, they just took too long to remove that cancer broky.
>f0ze
What the fuck all 3 time outs blown before the second half? Dastan bros...
bro, one five seven and 4 usps
>>2709925dastan had to relieve some aggression
>>2709719IDK bro it's just what they served me at this hotel
7-5 is not a good look on ancient going into the ct side. I think its gg from faze.
faze was supposed to win this round...
Cmon FaZe go on and lose asap so we can announce -Nertz +frozen
figgers...
NETANYAHU TIME TO FLY HOME
It's over jcobbb, pole trash gets the bench
>2nd round t-side dualies as main gunnot sure i've seen this before
>>2709960it's high noon bro
could've closed this several times on dust. good result to hopefully make a change anyway
jame: just don't plantLMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2709966faze is gonna win this 90%ancient is very ct sided and now they dont have to deal with twistzz strats
>>2709966After these last few life games I don't think faze management is getting rid of jcobb yet
>main stream is on kick not twitchkek f0zecucks really scraping the bottom of the barrel
frozen melted
>[Sources] frozen to fuck off from FaZe; "These bums don't deserve me"
>>2709978>trying to bait with viewfaggotryI think the only one scraping the bottom is (you)
>BRICSlanshumiliation ritual
jame is such a bad igl it's genuinely insane
>>2709978>random Chinese LAN doesn't have good western viewershipWOW this is PROBLEMATIC
>>2709988Can't be worse than twistzz
>>2709978grimincredibly mickey mouse shit
>>2709978kick is so fuckign shit i genuinely don't give a shit about this tournament this tournament is so fuckign shit i genuinely dont want to watch it The only reason im currently watching is because of faze memes and pari memes
...
Reminder if you hate russia(ns) you can't support a Chinese lan without being a hypocrite!
>>2709999it's just a mediocre gamba streaming platform. you're trying too hard
give dastan another timeout
>>2710002Yes. I'm not watching, I'm just checking hltv for when FaZe goes out and frozen comes the Gamers2. TZD
>>2710005no it's extremely dogshit and jewishyou have to register to get the high res stream
>>2710017the horror
>>2710013You'll be checking for a few months.
>gambling money in every team and even a streaming site GOOD>ukranian government money in one team which prevents them from getting the best players GOOD>oil money in one team BAD
>>2710031>falcons outta nowherefuck off
>>2710005>>2710019It doesnt remember my settings, everytime i open it, it acts as if im brand new user. I had to register to watch the non dogshit blurry quality, i can't rewind back even tho that function exists because stream will jsut freeze or die, so i can't record webms or take screenshots for fun, lastly i have to open yet another dogshit website i will never ever use in my entire life. Just stream on youtube you assholes
>>2710031Yes anon. Muslims are bad.
go home jame, you lost this, leave the game
>>2710043instead of whining you could have just watched a restreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s77elXWhYo
Damn that's crazy
FaZe magic!
KEK what the fuck
Unbelievable. I love FaZe Bullshit.
>>2710043>i can't rewind back even tho that function existsthey had to code that part themselves so it's absolute dogshitoverall it isn't worse than twitch, so I don't get the faggy outrage>Just stream on youtubeagreed
FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE FAZE
>>2710044You're just mad and powerless to get revenge or take action so you lash out in counterstrike and on a Cambodian sheep herding website
dastan yelling may tilt them lol
>>2709881you're welcome
could of had it. it's over
>celebrating t3 lans with 0 good teamsthis is your former superteam? lel
>>2710064i don't like or watch twitch either, i only watch youtube. >>2710053I will now
>joecob just dances in front of the smoke and dies.......
they get the opener then decide to stand in the spam that could come from 2 different elevations instead of playing the advantage, sad, now it's over
>>2710083these teams are ranked in the teens. would you rather just watch the same 7 teams play over and over again
How far did paravision get at cologne again?
>>2710109they have 2 new players so not really relevant
>>2710098sleepy joe strikes again
>>2710109Started in Stage 3 and died in Stage 3.
can't stand watching faze because twistzz is the ugliest person in the scene, even uglier than fat people
>>2710126disagree
desu, both these teams should just do simple executes, everything else is a failure
>that tiny as fuck crowd>barely 35k even with kick viewbotskek must be demoralizing for faze to have to play such a mickey mouse tournament
>>2710136>first bait didn't work, guess I'll try againthis is getting sad, bro
why did twistz do it?
LINE EM UP MR PRESIDENT
bro what the fuck are these strats
holy fuck please just close this out
dude
aieeeee they're making fun of us
wild roundthis is what I was hoping for
i think faze wins now if they just do site execs and no overthinking
>>2710164stay there
>>2710164>second bait didn't work, guess I'll try againhltv comments is really scraping the bottom of the barrel bro
ugly round, what is that angle neityu is holding and why are they so stressed out when they are in the middle of nowhere
>s-stop reminding me this tournament is meaninglescno, you got cucked out of all the fun at cologne, you will be reminded of what you lost out onyou've got weeks of bitterness and seethe you're trying to get out of your system
>>2710171>and no overthinking
run boosting into the cave kinda seems like it defeats the purpose
>>2710171maybe i spoke too soon but pv got lucky with smoke kills what can you do
>>2710171it's dust2 all over againwe'll probably see 3rd OT
Are people f0ze fans because they racially identify with twistz?
>>2710181you seem weirdly invested in this. I just like to watch good players play bro
>>2710196>good players>fazethere are no good players or teams at this tournament.Everyone good is resting from Cologne.
hobbit is fucking bad
kek poledog sub 1.0 AGAIN
>>2710210yeah i prefer the lotr trilogy too
what the fuck
incredible
how tf did twistzz not hear the defuse? lol
lol, lmao
SLEEPY JOE
are you fucking kidding me
i assume they didnt hear it?
is twist deaf?????????????
bro come on what is that jboner
nigga didnt hear wtfcrowd too loud
enkayj please I beg you, that hair style is not it
>>2710245>crowd too loudI really have a hard time believing that
KEK FIGGERS
>>2710248
K-KARRIGAN WAS THE PROBLEM AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE BEING HUMILIATED AT A T3 LAN
Is it just a kick thing or why is the chat full of 'fuck niggers'?
lol pv almost threw that? one could just rush and deny plant and instead they give 1v2?
>>2710261Kick thing.
>>2710261they're reacting to twistz being on screen
Seems like faze solved their firepower issue at the cost of leadership
>>2710255hehe
>>2710261whites chimping out
>twistz can't even get that easy freebie killwashed wog
>stream literally flickering via streamlinkdogshit websitedogshit landogshit teams
Netanyahu is carrying this shit HARD
hobbit takes like 70 damage every time he tries to jiggle peekunc reacitons
>>2710288You are the raped for watching it
Twitch chat could NEVER
this is making faze look really bad lol
>>2710300wouldn't know. I don't read zoomer chat
>>2710298i turned this dogshit offthat's what i get for giving T3 trash a chance
hobbit is bad but it's actually zweih costing them thishe hasn't done a single good thing entire map
2 rounds on tside, this is very winnable on ct
>>2710303even if they win they will still get owned by 9z. they'll look bad either way
>>2710303parivision is the less raped team on paper, so if anything its making them look bad
>>2710296he still shoots hard thoactually surprised me. I was sure he'd fallen off
>>2710308I don't usually either but it was open when I started watching and I find it amusing that kick seems to allow almost anything in their chat.
>>2710319paravision are washed out never-weres, faze is struggling against them hard, this is a very bad look for a team trying to bottomfeed to get to "we're so back">>2710327the sites entire gimmick is getting streamers and viewers from grifters and chuds who get banned from twitch and youtube
>>2710300>Twitch chat is just teens chatting>YouTube chat is just [Team] PRIDE OF INDIA [Trans Flag][India Flag]>Kick chat is just the wild west
>>2710333>this is a very bad look for a team trying to bottomfeedwhat are you even talking about. they are clearly playing with their peers and they know it
>>2710327I imagine tiananmen square and tibet posting will still get you banned, if they actually have a deal with the TO
9z will lose because faze isn't worth antistratting
like something out of low elo mm
>>2710339faze's fanbase thinks faze should have been in the playoffs at cologne, they have no concept of realistic goals
>anons seriously complaining about crazy chaotic tier2 kinonone of you like cs. You just like complaining
how did pv know site was empty? they just rushed no info
>>2710300
Faze throwing so hard
>if you don't like shitter pug tier cs you don't like cs o algoi like watching good gameplay, not this trash
>>2710358no surprise when the americans wake up the thread turns to a bunch of shitty bait. people here are more interested in getting (you)'s
WHAT IS FAZE DOING??????????????????
>>2710370yet here you are. Doing nothing but baiting and complainingmaybe spend your time better
it doesnt matter who wins the game it matters who wins the thread
genuine clownshow, why did they have 3 in donut and left b completely empty when ON MAN ADVANTAGE????
damn... so close to 3rd OTgghonestly deserved after that last round
>>2710340I've been watching the chat out of curiosity and they are deleting messages. You're probably right.
>jcobbb plays well for once>they lose
>>2710349hows that unrealistic when theyve madeit to every major playoff in cs2 before that
Please get a real IGL.
>>2710389this is nuts
was that pv's first match point? meanwhile faze had like 10 or so throughout, so many throws it's unreal
it's 2 am in china now lol
>>2710401Least deranged FaZe hater.
>>2710397almost like the management completely blew up their team and couldn't recover. faze is just a name bro
raped by jamehe teaches them their placehated russians take them down at a BRICS Lan
>>2710397No ropz, no rain, no karrigan and they have Twistzz IGL.
>>2710424They did have karrigan though.
hey retardswhen all the players leave it's not the same team anymore
>losing to a washed t2Will they kick jakub now?
faze is the ship of theseus but they went from an aircraft carrier to a sailboat
faze lost :(pari won :)I'm just happy we got an exciting shitshow of a match and a meme team made it to finals
>>2710362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az_HK_Zabi0
#savefrozen
>karrischizo is so raped and jinxed all of his teams lose and all of chikaners teams winkek
in the end he really was another ultimate
>>2710447>faze is the ship of theseusthat's all teamskinda annoying they found an exciting awp'er. I was ready to write them off when all they had left was frozen
>>2710461Why is Jame at the top of the scoreboard again?
can someone explain this move?
that cast was so dogshit and low energy coming off cologne
so 9z is raping pari tomorrow, we all know that right?
>>2710472it's>the canadian circle jerkworked wonders in csgo
>>2710461>jcobb does good for once>loses to the country he hates the mostluck of the polish
We will ALL be there
I thought karrigan and broky were the problem...
how did jboen fall off so fast?
are people thinking 9z is good because they antistratted at cologne?>couldn't keep a clean sheet versus typoo and leliancethey're objectively not good and at the same level as paraof course you're just a butthurt belter
>>2710477they've been looking a little shakey. a lot of games this tournament could have been easily lost
they would have won with br1ky
>>2710505this is nuts
>>2710496I think you are seething at me, but i don't think 9z is good at all as a team, i do however think they are strong aimers and i think (might be misremembering) they play very aggressive, both of these points together rape parivision who like to play EXTREMELY slow and struggle individually
>>2710515you might be misremembering a core feature of their playstyle? do you even watch the games
>>2710515>I think you are seething at meif he's too cowardly to reply directly just ignore him
Very unfortunate but I am kinda glad it's over because holy shit the schedule for the games is just completely fucked for me. >>2710530Please stop IGL my vegan nigga.
>thirdie IGLskwab
>>2710530TO = shit
Hopefully he's still getting kicked.
This is it for faze. This was the perfect semi mickey mouse tournament where they had a real chance to win it and gain back some confidence, but they choked hard once again. They sure as hell wont be winning bounty or EWC. The last bit of magic really did left along side karrigan.
>>2710521i only faintly and vaguely remember 9z straight up raping a couple of teams during major run, i know absolutely nothing about them otherwise. Parivision especially was their victim to extreme level
>>2710560OH WOW JBIDEN SIX SEVEN
kick twistz
sofuckingmad
entertaining for sure but terrible plays every time faze were in a position to win, better this than a quick 2-0 though
frozen kinda ghosted
The worst part is that wasn't even matchfixing. That's how braindead Faze are LOL.
jcobbb wastes lifegame on this
There's a silver lining though. Faze are looking good on Cache.
f0zecucks... what happen
>>2710461schooled by jamemany such cases, SAD
they should lose their EWC invite
>>2710472you need at least 140 IQ to understand this call desu
But the schizos here swore up and down karrigan was the problem?
>>2710663That's why nobody here can explain it.
Has there ever been a good wog IGL?
faze had 6 series points
>>2710665karrigan is a huge problem if you don't have 4 star players that can carry him
>>2710700I can feel the butthurt lolit's okay, anon
do NOT make rude posts anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/js2gbHMrSDI
>>2710735not butthurt about anything. not tied to any team i like to watch good cs. karrigan can bring it when he has good players under him. simple as
>>2710735Is it wrong though? karrigan's greatest successes have been with star studded rosters? He just isn't an IGL that can bring up rookies.
>>2710784>>2710782why did n1ko choke ~18 times in a row before karrigan?
>>2710739>posting this right after getting gapedkwab
>>2710782>>2710784just posting that karrigan needs to be carried by the good players when he's mentally carrying them is a sign of seethe
>>2710791Becaue he needed karrigan and karrigan needed him. I don't see how this disputes the point of karrigan needing to call around players that are a 'finished product'?
karrigan clutched hard in the major when it mattered though, i can tell you are still upset about that
>>2710800yeah I don't see what you're trying to say. have a good one
who first gets invited to a t1 tournament, bcg or 100t?
>>2710826Probably BC.G. They have the raw talent to brute force their way through tier 2 while 100T is a meme team.
>>2710844you're half rightboth are fucking meme teams to the highest degree, and I'm all here for it
>>2710844Vibes vs Anti-Vibes
swedenbros we're sooo back
I really wish faze had gone after gizmy, a real igl who could bring twistzz back to form would make them a top 10 contender
>>2711029They can't even buy out JBOEN or sign NeityuTheir stock is gonna get delisted from NASDAQ soon because it sells for less than a dollarThey beg BC.Game to buy their entire business outDon't expect anything from these guys. If Arabian paycheck doesn't hit, FaZe get dissolved before the year's over.
>>2711029>bring twistzz back to formhe's had some highlights, but he's never reached his peak again after joining liquid. I'm not sure he ever will
>>2711050he was great after he joined faze. he fell of in 2026 though.
what went wrong?
>>2711088they were #2 strongest team of the tournamentjust unlucky to meet falcons in quarters, that's all
>>2711088you have to be more specific, otherwise just go to >>>/b/
>>2711088so they make mvp posters in advance for apex and mezii. just in case?
>>2711104it's pretty standardbetter make a poster for your goalie getting a three-peat than to get caught pants down in such a historic one-in-a-morbillion moment
>>2711104it's ai, dingus
>>2711088geg
>>2711112his profile says no ai is used. not really sure why you think it's necessarily ai, they just have to take a couple of photos before the major.
>>2711131>it's not ai, it's photoshop!same thing. you're getting retards like >>2711104 to believe teams actually made those beforehand
>>2711131>>2711140alright maybe I was too fast. Just read the whole postif he actually had those ordered by vitality that's just sad
>>2711143yes, it's the official ones posted on vitality's twitter
>>2711146alright I'm sold. sorry for jumping to conclusionsthat's really fucking funny. Why would they even let him post that shit?
>>2711146>my heart>my soul
>>2711153he guess is that he wants to have them in his public portfolio and they said okay
>6k premier rating>0.9kd faceit3>do this shit all match>"if i had cheats why would I play competitive instead of premier?? you nubs"I dont understand chiter mindset, you're not fooling yourself or anyone else
>>2711170there's another thread for this stuff bro
>>2711170>6k premier ratingNobody gives a fuck about those, moreover nobody gives a fuck about premier.
>>2711171oh sorryBROS IS DONK ERA OVER BRO IS WASHED IS ALEKSIB GETTING BENCHED I HEARD JIMPPHAT JACKED OFF TO FUTA AGAIN
>jinx f0ze with a meme opkek
>>2711175nigger
crazy how hard my enemies lost lol
just took a huge jboen
we call them poopygans here
>>2711039>Their stock is gonna get delisted from NASDAQ soon because it sells for less than a dollarWhat year are you living in?
>>2711170valve put your subhuman ass in the low trust gutter queue for the rest of your life, probably because you're an autistic bigot typing slurs all game
>>2711175> I HEARD JIMPPHAT JACKED OFF TO FUTA AGAINreally? Pretty based desu
>>2709999>>2709992kick is leagues better than tw0tchyoutube is still supreme doe
>>2710068how many times we gotta remind you paconer?https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
>>2710196it's paconer mate, ignore
>>2710418basedfaze the fuck uppacocuckaner needn't reply
>>2710372the thread is shit because of one deranged brown /sp/ individual who is not CHADmerican
>2710665>2710735>>2708642>>2706878
>>2711029Faze can still get Majer and sovlfly
f0zecucks raped and gaped again
Decided to download and play CS cause new season.Is everyone who plays this game a terrible person?
Faze won the story
>>2706018CS died a long time ago. Why didn't you?
SpiritFalconsParavisionBetBoomThe Russian era is only just beginning, call it the donk effect.
best get some russian twinks if you want your team to succeed
wasnt there supposed to be some showmatch with monesy and kyosuke? or did they just come just to do interviews in the middle of other matches?
>>2712506Falcons are Danish though
>>2712452You're right. We should all switch to Valorant.Imagine how epic it'd be if Niko dropped his 3 man "ultimate" on monesy, kyousuke and donk...
>>2712579okay there is
>>2712595damn they're having jame in a showmatch right before the final?
cnTwistzz and cnm0NESY wtf
>>2712603looks like they actually got to leave lol
>b0nks
>>2712615Holy fucking KINO
Fuuuuaaaaaaaaaarkkkkkkkkkk bros I think I'm in love with chinese m0NESY....
too late, she is already goatko property
>>2712707look at her jumping after hugging m0NESY
T side awping is so fucking difficult. Do you only do it on certain maps lol
>>2712704>>2712707did i miss a showmatch with pro impersonators?
>>2712719Yeah pretty much. BO1 on Cache with the teams being: may0nesy, kawasaki, banks and 2 random chinks vs chinese may0nesy, chinese twistzz and 3 random chinks.
Do we care about 9z vs Parivision?https://kick.com/xsecs
>>2712766So Faze is now at #16, but they are still out of range for EPL, PGL Masters, IEM China, FISSURE 5 and Rivals Hong Kong. So they will 100% need to go rape mode on Rivals Season 2, EWC or its gg.
>>2712784There will be teams that will choose not to attend so Faze can reasonably be in tier 1 and hopefully do well to push their VRS higher.
Chinks are showing broky highlights for some reason
Why is banks...dressed like that?
>>2712784bounty
No one showed up after Faze got eliminated.
>>2712789>for some reasonpeak broky highlights are on par with s1mple and monesy highlightsalso, they probably miss him as much as I do
>>2712796The few times I saw the crowd yesterday it wasn't much either. Especially since they're spreading it over the space instead of letting everyone sit close
max looks like a normal dude so why does he go into the autism stance when playing cs
>>2712796it thinned out after tyloo went outlooks like it thinned by 50% again after faze went out
>>2712796looks fine ish? maybe they were just letting them in?
>>2712809I can see them getting into their seats yeah
>>2712707Uhhhhhhh. Is this a girl or?
Why is Jame so afraid of nuke? I thought he was high IQ...
>>2712802some guy has been spamming kick chat anytime someone makes fun of him this even. apparently he's super blind from a birth defect
bo5 seems like too much for these two teams
>>2712820But the only high iq map is not in the pool...
NT JAME
i wouldnt be able to perform, i would be melting
luchov gonna farm again
>>2712832They're inside.
>>2712835google says it feels like +45 outside and like +50 inside if AC sucks. from what i saw these are usually either extremely hot or extremely cold.
>>2712809why would they let them in AFTER the players are already on stage?maybe they don't have enough security personnel?
playing this slow against an aggressive team doesn't seem super smart. just takes one guy to push to realize you're all just sitting outside the other site
>>2712847there's no gas pedal on the jame train
Are we supporting 9z or Parivision?
>>2712852who cares. 9z will infolock when it matters
>>2712852i'd like pv to be good but they still seem mediocre
faze would have fared better
seems kinda fucked up pv had to play until 2am or whatever. they're probably still gassed from overtimes with faze
>>2712797Hot take: Peak br1ky was better than peak s0mple, peak fatwoo, peak dev0rce and peak may0nesyUnfortunately that peak was very short lived
>>2712796the main characters of CS
>>2712815get your t up faggot if it looks like a girl just fap to it and move on stop asking these bitch ass questions
>>2712886i only fap to women with huge floppy dicks
jame chose the worst angle to pickor luchov chose the best angle to hold
>>2712852I like it when non-EU teams win
ive seen enough, parivision needs karrigan
mongolz died and no one noticed
a is just free with hobbit there
>>2712903They died months ago?
>zweih with the sissy spams3 times he could've killed a different player if he spammed more than 3-4 bullets
GG 9z
>>27129162-0 -> 2-2
I hate them so fucking much....
Chinks are so sovless
>>2712903i blame s0mple
>>2712903died when they lost senzuif you can't pay a team making runs to major playoffs and winning ewc a tier1 salary, don't be surprised when someone else will
rapening continues
okay it's overcoming back in 90 minutes and seeing if it's still on
#FreeXielo
go next pleaseI don't care who wins but this expected inferno beatdown isn't entertaining
what a gremlin hahaha
>>2712951he'd be a good fit for parivision if 9z ever disband (I hope they won't)
9z bros...?
bro parivision is so fucking bad...
max was completely blinddgt was completely blindyet somehow max gets 3 kills just ADAD peeking sandboxes and even post plant was played so fuckign bad, why is jame playing so open when zweih is 1hp hiding like a rat. just disband, just fuckign quit, holy shit
sign t2 players get t2 team
Another boring ass 3-0
first trophy for everyone on 9z, they've been playing well for a few months now so it's deserved, especially luchov and dgt became beasts after they got t1 tourney invites>>2713035bo5s were a mistake, I don't remember the last time there was a good one
every anti-bo5 post is rooted in hating counterstrike
>crowddead silent>castersbarely excited >games boring as shit >chinkshad to boost sound to mimic excitement
>>2713042after someone goes up 2-0 it's as over as if it'd been a bo3 apart from in like 1 case in a mickey mouse tournament, last good bo5 was legacy vs aurora 7 months ago, the one before that g2 vs vitality 11 months ago and before that again falcons vs vitality 15 months ago. In that time there's been countless classics in bo3, it's simply more exciting
>>2713042Bo5 lovers are the English of CS.
time to separate NA dogs from SA chads, give those valorant sissies 1 spot at most in any tournament
>>2713042has there EVER been a game 5?
good thing I had other shit to dowhat a sad blowoutdastan is definitely getting the belt ready
SA teams play like gods in the Bo5 finals of a T2 LAN in China for some reason
>>2713483after that sexual assault they suffered at the major, they needed it
>f0ze lost to a team that got raped by T1.5 antistrattersoof
Jame on spirit would go HARD. If shiro is to retire in 2027 as the rumors say, then spirit better get the check ready for Jame and finally free him from Dastan.
>>2713832They should just get monesy.
>>2713832They'd have to replace Magixx as well. I dont think Jame would want to be somewhere he isnt IGL.
>>2713832Imagine the seethe at that Please happen
Now that the dust has settled, it would seem losing at CAC was the correct move, as it functioned as a Honeypot and kept falcons in stealth mode, setting them up for a legendary boss rush victory at Cologne
>>2713832you're fucking retarded, and so is anyone who entertains this idea for more than 2 secondsplease gtfo of this thread and any other cs forum
>>2713882Hi Dastan, getting nervous that Jame is looking elsewhere? Kill yourself pig
>>2713887explain how jame is gonna utilize donkyou can't, cause you're a fucking brainlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlyGGqRYRN4IT'S UP! IT'S MOTHERFUCKING UP!
how do you get the new season medal?had rating on my account but no item was given...
>>2713977it was removed from people with low trust factoralso, this thread is only for people with high trust factor, so kindly fuck off you stupid fucking nigger
>2713079retardo
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2391772/parivision-vs-falcons-blast-open-rotterdam-2026yoikes
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394900/natus-vincere-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394991/natus-vincere-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394995/natus-vincere-vs-g2-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394978/vitality-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394986/spirit-vs-9z-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394999/falcons-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-major-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/furia-vs-falcons-iem-cologne-major-2026
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
They should have nerfed the five seven
>aieee why didn't you win the honeypot?you learn your place
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395818/entropy-vs-atreides-esl-challenger-league-season-52-europe-cup-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395886/villainous-vs-sportsbetexpert-frag-st-clair-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395814/genone-vs-just-players-esl-challenger-league-season-52-europe-cup-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395885/nutorious-vs-nrg-frag-st-clair-2026https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395706/mellren-vs-tricksters-cct-2026-contenders-europe-series-6https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395806/fnatic-vs-misa-esl-challenger-league-season-52-europe-cup-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395805/inner-circle-academy-vs-brute-esl-challenger-league-season-52-europe-cup-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395811/bushido-wildcats-vs-mouz-nxt-esl-challenger-league-season-52-europe-cup-1https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395810/sparta-vs-noir-verse-esl-challenger-league-season-52-europe-cup-1
>>2714101>>2714118you people need to remove yourselves from the gene pool
>>2714110no
When do we get -mirage or -dust2
>>2714152>-miragenever sadly...>-dust2cs3
>https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395818/ doesn't work, it has to be the full name, so you can't just randomly pick ids to get matchesdogshit website
less than two weeks until real esports
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlyGGqRYRN4
>>2714251nigger
we don't sign our posts here
so the sign poster is the guy who spams falcons videosgood to know
>>2714144it's okay cuckaner doesn't leave his house, his legacy (lineage, not the team that brutally raped and gaped the 'cl0wns) ends with him
>>2714328I don't care about your boogieman, I just want low effort spammers to gtfo of my esports thread
>>2714110they should've renamed it to the six seven
>cuckaner is le boogiemankek retard
uh oh karrischizo meltie
^here's your cuckaner, right on cue
Teams to root for in this season:1. AuroraKyxsama shall have his revenge + my high dpi king woxic will get his flowers + xantares will finally get his major.2. VitalityAfter a stunning defeat, they will regroup and reclaim the throne.3. Faze#FaZeUP4. SpiritTrue Adam Mag1xx will cement his status as the GOAT IGL.5. G2With Paypal gone, Hunter and Heavygod finally get the chance to take what's rightfully theirs. Teams to root against this season:1. Failcl0wnsOil money + fat ugly hippo + malding ruskis + fraud goat rifler + mudslimes + faggot fans2. F0riaAbsolute monkeys, gave away the finals to the most undeserving team of all time. Can't wait for fraud pr0fessor f0llen to go home crying after a disastrous last season.3. M0uz0 aura
>>2713832>If shiro is to retire in 2027 as the rumors say?
teams to root for in this season:1. FVRIAreason: The Professor2. Falconsreason: they saved cs3. 9zreason: sovl4. Aurorareason: goatares5. G2reason: nikitateams to root against this season:1.vitrannytyreason: 0 fans2.mouzreason: 0 fans3.fazereason: no br1ky
>>2715298molonigga just has gloryhunting brazils, doesn't count. they aren't real fans.
>>2715298I can't defend the boys in yellow anymore... They literally have no motherfucking fans.
missney and ChoKo have so many incorrect comms its crazy
>nigga unironically took the time to inspect element edit and stitch together 3 screenshots and then samefag reply to himselfholy cuckaner kwaaaaaaab
>he doesn't knowkek, dance for us schizo
>>2715298it's over hasbarabroswe lost...
