>Leo CupRegistration begins July 12th, 2026.Race Conditions: Nakayama Turf 1200m (Sprint) Right/Outer, Summer, Sunny, Firm. Begins July 12th>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, July EditionA three race series based on the 3600m Bakushin ran, the Hakodate Sprint Stakes, CBC Sho and Centaur Stakes. The higher an uma places in each race, the more points they get. Point gain will be based on their highest placement in that race. Conditions are below>Hakodate Sprint Stakes (1200m Hakodate, Spring, Right, Good Mood, Firm Sunny)>CBC Sho (1200m Chukyo, Summer, Left, Normal Mood, Heavy Rain)>Centaur Stakes (1200m Hanshin, Summer, Right, Great Mood, Good Cloudy)>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (July)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HMG2tgBbAAEjXHW.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2720184
Natsu Nanoda!
BRING ME MORE ROOMS
WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY????
commissioned it
>>2722071Come race, I dont mind double dipping.140781301407813014078130I aim to race the strongest and break their spirits
>>2722075LMAO I remember this post, it was in fuckin /v/
>>2722079Show me your motivation492069544920695449206954
>>2722075Saved, this is funny as fuck. Last one is chrono right?
Danchou hereIf you haven't changed to the other outfit yet you are getting kicked
>Kitasan makes a choco figure of herself for Valentines>she names it "The One I'll Never Forget"Kitasan, what the hell?
>>2722073HELLO HELLO HOWDY
>>2722075Damn this is cool who did you get it from and how much?>>2722081Do you have it? I'm curious
>>27220896/9
>>2722090Yes
>lose ura finals>instinctively right click to check placings instead of hitting the clock button, can't go backFUCK
I DONT WANNA WAIT A WEEK I WANNA PLAY GL RIGHT NOW I WANNA GET DRUNK WITH LIGHT HELLO NOW
>>2722099Will just say popular artist in warhammer.
>>2722099No i don't have it, why would I have a random post that I didn't make from months ago from a throwaway stealth thread?
>1.5 years playing this game>you STILL haven't sent a wuv youWhat gives?
>>2722118It's only been a year
>>2722118I don't want to be wuvved. I want to be feared.
>>2722089I lay unsatisfied557653875576538755765387I shall do one more.
>>2722120Irs clearly been 1.5 anon! The anniversary date is always accurate
>>2722105that's what you get for saying racial epithets at bitter glasse
>>2722118some people just hate free club points
>>2722131I'm in der/v/ I don't need more CP
>>2722133DANCHOU GET DOWN
>>2722125Thanks for coming bros! Wuv all of (You). Got robbed in a couple of matches. I won't let that happen again next time.
Sorry opera, there's a new priority in town.On August 15th I can finally become the frontgod I was born to be.
I will never ever get Curren
>>2722137>not having seiun for mant
>>2722140Even her title card looks slutty
>>2722141You could get away with it with xogsloppa
So now that it's over.What did you think of it?
>>2722141>>2722144I know it's hard for some of you to comprehend, but not everyone runs fronts or xoguri
>>2722141it was fine in mant since runs took forever i'd never use all my borrows in a day anyway.now that mant is over I use all my borrows easily and still have more willpower to keep going, so having my own seiun would be really nice.
>>2722145
>>2722145I think it was a disaster that almost killed the game and did straight up kill it for some people. What were they thinking?
YOUYES YOUWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING 1 YEAR DEEP INTO UMA MUSUME
>>2722145Glad to see it done as the main scenario for everything. It has the best song out of the scenarios currently in global at the very least.
>>2722152The girlsThey are wonderful sources of inspiration
>>2722152My wife
>>2722145I think im the only person not mantbroken
>>2722152Why my club's rep (my wife) of course
>>2722152The Umas (sorry Riko)
>>2722152Kawakami Princess.
>>2722151Probably something like>Hey how about we make a racing heavy scenario where players have unlimited freedom with items thrown into the mixIt doesn't sound bad in theory at all.
>>2722152challenge runs. having some goal to a run like winning a race or earning an epithet. being made to play with a different win condition than getting an ace or parent.
>>2722152Pushing my limits
>>2722147I can comprehend that because every CM there are third-rates complaining about how they need a lucky lobby composition to even stand a chance at winning
>>2722152The sloppy blowjob i got feom tazuna hayaka in the tracen academy parking lot
>>2722162No, I'm not talking about the first time around. I'm talking about they knew how it went down for Japanese players, and then again for the other regions. It's the fact they ran it again with only a handful of QOL changes, but not enough to make up for the mode being dogshit.
>>2722145KILL MANT RAPE MANT DIE DIE DIE DIE
>>2722152My rivals. I miss the witchecks though.
>>2722170Its not like you can skip the scenario.
Sorry Neicha, but I can't keep that promise.
>>2722145It made Completionist titles possible
>>2722174>wasting your tickets on Nattywhat the fuck
>>2722168>you're only first rate if you use the strongest umasNot how it works actually
>>2722173such a lack of vision
>>2722152to crush my enemies in cm, to see them falling behind me, and to hear the lamentations of their umas
>>2722178>WastingNo such thing
>>2722145First half >Wow this isn't that bad, I guess those japs and chinks really are weakmind lmaoSecond half >get me out of this godforsaken hellhole immediately or I am going to kill myselfI won two more CMs though, including Vega winning the Derby so that was neat.
>>2722173Sure but they could have changed more about it to make it more digestible. There could have been have alterations instead of the minor QOL we got. The third time around I just don't see the excuse
>>2722185This but unironically.THEY ENDURED IT FOR DOUBLE THE LENGTH WE DID.
>>2722178You get 100 carats regardless, and i'm almost at a double spark by the Tachyon banner
>>2722180you are third-rate if you lose and then say the game is wrong
>>2722170They had to keep the scenario going until throne dropped or else they wouldn't make any money off of the cards.
>>2722188Bravo John CyGames, Bravo
Which umas have won you plat? I just realized that zensky accounts for half my plats
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>2722198Rudolf got my first, then Tama got the other three, and it's not even the ones you'd expect her to win.
>>2722198Base Maruzensky and Oguri Cap
>>2722191Spoken like a true second-rate. Move along, you still got some kinks you need to work out before you join the First Rate club.
>>2722185>I won two more CMs though, including Vega winning the Derby so that was neatBased and same. It was good seeing neighsayers eat their words and then some with the Sturm buff
>>2722198Biwa
>>2722152Fuji
>>2722198taiki (2x), spe, and daiwaspecial mention to oguri for doing most of the heavy lifting getting me into a finals despite never picking up a win
>>2722152Unironically, mutations.I think it's incredibly that if you really want to, you can put in the time and effort to try and get a character to run on tracks and distances for which she absolutely no proficiency, whether it be in career or PvP. That if you work hard enough, you can move heaven and earth to get Haru Urara to win that blasted Arima Kinen.X horse can't run sprints or longs? She can't do dirt races? Who decided that?
>>2722198Golshi (Libra) and Fuji Kiseki (Capricorn)
>>2722198I got: TeioTaikiGolshiBrianGrooveOguriTamamoOguriMaruzenskySeiun SkyDaiwa Scarlet I don't really like repeating aces out of autismo, but Front Xog was way too fun during CM10 and u=ma2 Xoguri is just way too consistent during 12. I probably won't run her anymore though
>>2722198Oguri, Falcon, Taishin, Ryan, Gold Ship, Bakushin, Condor, Kitasan, and Barbin. The only multiple platinum winner is Oguri with two and both of those were original Oguri because I got raped by bad luck during m*nt.
>>2722152I still love the idol music and dances the most
>>2722198My memory is fuzzy but I think it went like>Gold ship>Gold ship>Rudolf>Silence Suzuka>Gold Ship>Agnes Tachyon>Falco>Digitan>Bourbon>Bourbon>BourbonIirc, I could be full of shit i don't remember the details.
>>2722208Taishin does that for me. Hasn't won a plat, but she's gotten me to A finals I never deserved. First sprint CM? I went 1-4 in most of round 2 just for her to get 4 in a row a single time and put me in A finals. The first Xogslop medium? Same story, she just randomly won 3 out of nowhere and decided I'm going to A finals. I do not get how my A finals streak keeps going.
>>2722207My neigher, just started reading Fuji's story and she is already inviting me in the first chapter for lunch and paying for my dish like a sugar mommy, it's bliss.
>>2722152Cinderella Gray
>>2722222WITNESSED
>>2722198MaruVodkaPasaGoldshi... FOUR fucking times
>>2722152Feel a little cheesy saying this, but the noblebright tone of the stories. That and the cute/cool/sexo girls
>>2722198>Taurus 1Oguri>GeminiGold Ship>CancerJobbed>LeoFlash>Virgo Taiki>LibraJobbed>ScorpioJobbed>Saggitarius I think seiun? I dont remember>CapricornBono>Aquarius Jobbed>PiscesKita>AiresDober>Taurus 1Jobbed>Gemini Smaru>Cancer Jobbed
>>2722152My cafe wife and the idol concerts where she dances for my pleasure.>>2722214It's crazy to me how some players and even anons here aren't into the idol theme of the game, watching your Oshi dance and sing after she clutches a win is pure sex, I really want more concerts soon
>>2722230This jobbed uma musume is really strong! How does she look like?
these mickey mouse more lates/ends than paces public lobbies piss me off
>>2722232she's a big uma
>>2722232ENTER
>>2722152Watching all the jealous shitposters desperately try to derail /v/ma and LOSE AHAHAHAHA/v/ma WON
>>2722233that's what you get for gaslighting yourself into thinking every room would be 9 pacers.Maybe in round 2 it will be more to your liking
>>2722237they're going to be in the real thing that's why they piss me off it's not real practice
>>2722198I actually haven't gotten a repeat. GoldshipSMaruCOguriFalconAdmire VegaNarita Taishin
>>2722198Gold ShipKawakami PrincessTaiki.I only have 3 plats.
>>2722239>Finals:>Taiki + Nishino + Oguri (pace)>Taiki + Nishino + Oguri (late)
Curious how I haven't seen any Leo XOguri oshigamers! Nor Maruzensky!
>>2722198>check my plats to try to jog my memory>I got two more than I remember >I'm actually almost in the 10 plat clubWhat
>>2722246I am using oguri thoughbeit
>>2722246I mean any xogger almost certainly has OG Oguri and if they are truly an Oguri oshigamer then there's no reason not to use the OG.What you should be pissed off about is all the alleged Bourbon """"""oshifags""""""" that aren't running her the second she's not broken as fuck in a CM.
>>2722232
>>2722255There is a bobo gamer here though
2 days til dirt summer begins
>>2722246I got raped by one few days ago. It had the new skills and racing spirit stam
>>2722145Very fun game mode that sadly isn't sustainable for something meant to be played daily like this. I'll miss it.
>>2722255>What you should be pissed off about is all the alleged Bourbon """"""oshifags""""""" that aren't running her the second she's not broken as fuck in a CM.Yeah, what are you gonna do about it
>>2722259Is this how they have to dance after Regional races?
>>2722255not wasting your oshi's time with mickey mouse cups is based though
>>2722259chinese cultivation looks like this?!
>>2722266Kinda based
>>2722255I gave it a try until I got raped by Tenno Sho Spring during a Sprint S Right Handed Summer Runner IHS run also wanted to run Suzuka but she works better as a solo front
>>2722255>What you should be pissed off about is *insert the most trifling bullshit possible*
>>2722259Cringe
>>2722268Gacha PVP will never not be mickey mouse tier thoughTruly, even Mahj*ng has more competitive integrity
I literally don't know what am I doing, so for a sprint should I be investing on speed or accel skills?
>>2722266nothing other than call you a faggot and tell you to kill yourself
>>2722259Hmmmm yes....the ki flow is directed south, good Feng shui
>>2722268I'm not going to waste my time training someone I don't love. Yeah it's a sprint, it doesn't mean I'm going to make Taiki my trainee and have her dad hold a shotgun up to my head while I walk down the church halls with her before saying I do, followed up by cutting a 50 pound wedding burger and getting a heart attack.
>>2722276Anon...where have you been? You need mid race and some accels
>>2722259Rickey wouldn't do this, don't post this slop again
>>2722284Rickey would do this though, its Feng shui
>>2722259I've never been able to get how someone could find MMD animations hot, even back when it was seeing 2hu characters dance around in bikinis
>>2722276You want SFV BB Head-on (or ignited power as cope), and groundwork set, the rest goes to midrace/final straight
>>2722281>my oshis? taiki, nishino, and oguri
Fact 1: You can have a favorite and not run her in every CM under the sunFact 2: It is actually better to let your favorite play to her strengths rather than force her into races where she is drastically under equipped (ult doesn't work, tenno sho spring gap, etc)Fact 3: "Oshi" is a fucking faggot ass term and the use of it in english comes almost entirely from vtumors. Even if you picked it up from jpop circles it is ken-sama tier to throw into an otherwise normal english sentence. Anyone using it unironically needs to be drawn and quartered.
My wife? The GOAT of courseYou know who I'm talking about.
>>2722289Digitan uses oshi in the game you silly neigha.
>>2722289Like it or not the term has been adopted by this game's playerbase, faggot.
>>2722292Why are you bringing a goat into a horse race?
>>2722289>it is ken-sama tierWE CALL HER GRASS SAMA
>>27222891. Wrong.2. Wrong.3. What term would you use then faggot? Waifu isn't any better.
>>2722289Based, I don't mind oshi but it is a gay term. I use wife
>>2722289>You can have a favorite and not run her in every CM under the sunUse case of CMs where you don't run your favorite?
Decisions decisions
>>2722299NTA, I say favorite or wife depending on the mood
oshi is literally a cuck term
>>2722302The only case I will agree with is if you just don't hit the inspirations to be able to run them. If you wanna run Urara in a Turf Long CM and can't get the inspirations, I get it. That shit's hard. Same deal with trying to run someone with Dirt G and terrible mile aptitude on a dirt mile CM.
>>2722303seiunlet spotted
If i get my wife from legend races, is it like going steady and dating?
>>2722302I enjoy playing video games
>>2722309No more like you bought a whore.
>>2722309No it's like bugging her every day for 200 days until you break her spirit.
>>2722309It's more like getting a mail order bride. If she doesn't come to you from a scout, it's not mutual love.
>>2722312it's called courting
Oshi is here to stay.
>>2722198taurus 1 : 3rdgemini 1 : 3rdcancer 1 : 1st seiunleo 1 : 1st smaruvirgo : 3rdlibra : 3rdscorpio : 1st suzukasagittarius : 1st w mayacapricorn : 1st bakushinaquarius : 1st falcopisces : 1st vboboaries : 2nd taurus 2 : 1st vbobogemini 2 : 1st falcocancer 2 : 1st xog
>>2722309>No sparksShe came to you>SparkKidnapping>Paid SelectorPaid dating>Legend RacesMind break
>>2722294Gomenasorry but I don't care if the designated weirdo uses it.
>>2722308Yes
>>2722320What if I didn't have to spark her base, but I had to spark her alt?
>>2722318>when trannyslators change christmas to holidays:|>when trannyslators use oshi:D
>>2722309My cafe came a little before it got to the 200 spark what does that mean?
Oshibroken.
>>2722325Robbed a clothing store
What are the odds that they give us a paid selector for 1.5? Its literally free money
>>2722320>kidnappingNothing wrong with taking your wife in the Roman tradition.
>>2722332im gonna say like 10%
>>2722328She was playing hard to get.
>>2722326You could say the same thing about faggots bitching about localizations not being literal enough and then they give you a literal translation and you still bitch
>>2722174I WILL walk her home gently
>>272233230/70 (please cygays i need ny opera o)
>>2722337Not an argument
>>2722318i do not like that the little pervert is teaching finemo things like that, it is unbecoming of a woman of her station
>>2722337But the character is quite literally saying "christmasu" straight to my face yet they have the audacity to put "holidays" like I'm some sort of retard
>>2722289Since when have we become so sovlless? Even the other board we've always mocked at least tries harder running their favorites
Total concernposter death
>>2722350concernbrokenposterbroken
>>2722347tbf they're the whale central
My only new options. Targeting Digitan first, but this feels like it's going to take forever.
>>2722289Fact: You're a faggot.
The fuck is a Plat?
>>2722360short for plate, dyel
>>2722360It's when you use Suzuka or McQueen
>>2722320Opera didn't mind break me.....
>>2722307>If you wanna run Urara in a Turf Long CM and can't get the inspirationsSagittarius 2 will be the great filtering.
>>2722364other way around anon
>>2722366:(
>>2722289Well, the fact that all our q/v/eens are meta already speaks a lot. Even our Bourbon "oshigamer" conveniently isn't even using her this CM because fronts were nerfed af. You don't even need to hit an inspiration to reach Sprint A with Bourbon.
>>2722370Creek and Grass are not meta and Suzuka sure as hell wasn't meta on DIRT
>>2722370Ah yes my meta queen Mayano Top Cun
>>2722376To be fair, Grass was a team effort.
>>2722380>>2722376There was barely a meta back then it was the wild west. Nowadays with all the new skills and Umas have been added and Hakuraku everything is optimized to hell and back and only the meta can win, especially the stakes.
>>2722152my precious daughter
>>2722063This guy always makes the umas cross eyed.
Those crashed MANT runs are coming back to haunt me
JACKPOTTTTTTTT
>>2722302After trying to make Suzuka and Seiun for CM10, I vowed to never run any uma that required inspiration to get to A aptitude ever again.
>alright time to get on my tachyon parent for oguri>pick MANT>forget that tachyon is in fact a milelet Ok this is epic.
>>2722289>Excuses>ExcusesNot even 1st in Tenno Sho Spring goal can stop me
>>2722391erm leap forward status?
>>2722365>arima kinen 2is something going to happen to xog/ends?
>>2722391I want you to die.
>>2722397this is what true devotion looks like, none of that fake oshigamer shit
>>2722376Suzuka was the designated mutation during that dirt CM. What are you on about
>>2722397Hell yeah, that's what I like to see.
>>2722347i don't care about people running triple meta, i simply have no respect for them, running 2 is okay but 3 is completely soulless
>>2722400gwo your ruby power?
>>2722401Lates are going to be strong for that one thanks to stamina Kris, no?Regardless, I call it the great filtering because every dedicated Urara trainer makes an attempt on the Arima at least once (not to mention, this will be the first time that she'll be able to do with an actual functioning skillset). Most of them will drown in career before they can even get that far. Even fewer, if any at all, will actually win finals.
>fail a charm chakrawhat
>>2722413Borrowing Kris stam requires pulling for ancestors, otherwise your borrow slot is locked
I need to make space in my stables to prep guaranteed winners for the new legend races. What should I look for in my low-ranking trainees so I don't accidentally glue anything useful?
>thought I had 1 more borrow left today>try to start a new career and it's goneFUCK. I'm out of time and I failed to make one that was good enough.
>>2722420>he doesn't keep his CM aces
>>2722417Late players arguably have to pull for ancestors anyways because the style has cards during that scenario that are too good not to borrow.
>>2722424I have those marked and labeled, not that they really hold any fond memories since I'm 0plat
>>2722347I don't mind metafags unless they act cocky. Even the oshibros who mutate their umas don't act cocky, and even if they did, you could argue that the effort they put into training their oshi excuses it
>>2722427Even if you're a b finals chud those should still be good enough to clear legends races.
>>2722417>selector kris s>pull laurelyuuup not rolling for taxslop
>>2722431Kris S is usable only for one CM and you can't selector for it. After that you use cafe wit
Which bike would Vodka ride first? Please don't tell me it's a Vespa.
fuck man character design is hard as hell I keep ending up with way too many colors for a cohesive designwould a red dress be good for /v/ma-tan as a representation of the endless 404s or do we not want something like that on her
>>2722447Yamaha?
>>2722447Ninjas are cool
>>2722449When I see red in a chan design I think of eight chan, not really 4chan
The problem with remaking your wife 50 times every CM is I have no idea which one is the best
>>2722447furi kuri furi kuri
>>2722447Suzuki
>>2722447cute toes
>>2722449I like it a lot
>>2722347I mean. That poster isn't saying anything wrong imo. We still have a lot of oshigamers. It's just a fact there's nothing wrong with running meta characters. There can be a nice balance between both.
>>2722198Taiki, Akebono, Maya, Oguri, Digitan x2
what do we think
>>2722347They probably just genuinely like running their oshis and trying to make them win or just enjoy mutating in general. Forcing your oshis to win can be a bit frustrating, but they're probably used to it already just like our Teiobros here.They're also the designated general so they have more people there. I think we quietly accepted meta and meta teams because of MANT, and never recovered from it.I don't visit them but I've seen some of their people joining rooms here with off-meta teams.
>>2722487>It's just a fact there's nothing wrong with running meta characters.wrong
>>2722198>Taurus 1->Gemini 1Gold Ship>Cancer 1->LeoS.Maru>VirgoVodka>Libra->Scorpio OG Maru>Sagittarius ->CapricornEl>AquariusOguri>PiscesKitasan>Aries->Taurus 2V.Bourbon>Gemini 2->Cancer 2V.Bourbon
is autoplay out yet
>>2722447H2R
>>2722447she will go straight for the ninja H2, tune the ecu so it makes 300hp
There was no reason not to release Rickey alongside the dirt races
>>2722525Probably just giving us time to farm sashes and pot 5 her instantly
>>2722527>farm sashesYou mean request them from my clubmates?
>arrive from work>check game>"wow, free singles">pullOf all the things I was expecting, this wasn't one of them
>>2722532Aren't you glad you didn't have mummy Creek for all of those CMs where her ult was a relevant inherit and you didn't have to suffer doing parent runs with her?
Danchou please kick this person >>2722530
>haven't master the new scenario yetARGGGGGG
>>2722530This member requested ten sashes from his clubmates. That's as many as 1000 clovers, which is worth 150,000 carats. And that's horrible.
in the mechamusume scenario does haru get in the damn robot?
>>2722543Crashing this umaconomy... with no survivors!
>>2722525If her career depends on these new dirt races existing, then from a development standpoint wouldn't it make perfect sense to implement the races ahead of time? That way if something about any of the new races/tracks broke or otherwise wasn't working properly, they'd have at least a bit of time to fix it before her banner drops
>>2722546Tell me about my rival, why does he request the sashes?
>>2722547You're giving Cygames too much credit. They probably just want people to grind the sashes in advance so they can roll for her later without any worry
>>2722547I fucking hate Doto and everything she represents
Rerolls should be 20TP so I can do two runs with two rerolls without bottles.
>>27225041 more week lol
>finally get a good inspiration>for whatever reason this run decides to fuck me with no powerI'm tired boss
>>2722492I don't really get this narrative I just simply find it untrue. Just off the top of my head things umas I've seen in rooms here from guys in OUR clubs>Doto>Fine>Ardan>City>Tama>Teio>Taishin>Front runners (as a whole)>Sweep>Maya>Amazon>Bono>Digital>Shakur>Bamboo>Brian>Kingu>Rice>Spe>BakushinMaybe it's because I'm the guy that hosts rooms most often so I've seen everyone. But like, I find people who say that we don't oshigame silly.
>My aces are basically ready I should do a Machitan run for next Monday
>>2722568It's because people only remember the winners, and the winners tend to be metafags
>>2722571>meta winsgee who woulda thunkd it
I WILL make a serviceable oshi ace for dirt CM and the game taunting me with bad inspirations that keep her on B and C will NOT stop me
>>2722571Yeah, but that's kind of my point in that this narrative of soullessness is not based on reality, there's nothing inherently wrong with either playing the meta or using your waifus. Almost every uma I mentioned has managed to take rounds off my ultra-meta team. The princessbro, for example, always gives me a run for my money, and I have a ton of respect for him. Maybe I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who's played against just about everyone on this board AND the other since I've gotten plenty of visitors looking for a challenge (that of course, failed). That's why I think the whole "soullessness" argument is a bit overstated. Like you said, people only remember the winners. I don't think it's fair to dismiss or overlook the people who stick with their favorite girls just because they aren't the ones taking first every time. Wifechads do exist and I'm very proud of how many there are.
>>2722568>my sprint cafe didn't make the listI am a jobber....
>>2722579We're too weak fellow coffeehorsebro
It is 11:24pm the night before the CM and I a still spamming public rooms trying to figure out which of my failures is the best
For whatever reason I thought I had more than 2.5 uncap gems...
>>2722579That makes my point even stronger that people who run their wives are alive and well. I know I'm missing a few off meta umas that I've faced, didn't mention the kawakami princessbro, didn't mention the guy running haru, didn't mention one ASTERlord running a sprint summer McQueen, didn't mention one of my clubmates running digiGOAT, I saw two separate vegafags in my rooms. One from a club from the other board and one from a club here. Idk. I've seen pretty much almost every uma represented. It anything this is one of the most soulful CMs ive seen roomwise.
>>2722576Bro as someone who mutated the hell out of this CM just make sure your affinity is damn good on your parents. Don't halfass it or you'll regret it.
>>2722584What percentage of all umas do you think you've seen in the rooms hosted?
>>2722547>>2722553Threadly reminder:https://youtu.be/L4eU1pM4Bzo?si=VUzmG-lCAqL1w7BP
>>2722587I see double circles and assume everything is peachy. Don't worry, I've already done this before so its not really torture in my eyes but a way to express how much I love my oshi!
>>2722594>>I see double circles and assume everything is peachy.The thing is, you can make it way easier on yourself if you just make sure that your grandparents and your parent all did 90% of the same G1s. It will make your mutation process much smoother. My current parents share about 50% of the G1s and to go from Sprint C to A is pain, but Sprint B to A not so bad. Sprint S though is very hard to get, only got it a few times on the Sprint F umas. The Sprint C uma I've only had one run get to Sprint A, it's been brutal. The parents could have been better but I'm just saying while it's still early, if you plan on mutating, the stacked extra affinity will make your inspirations way more consistent. I'm more just projecting how I would have done it if I could start Sprint over but it's a little too late for me to be doing that now, so I'm gonna start dirt fresh. Not talking about anything too fancy, just making sure the whole parent lineage all share as many G1s as possible
>>2722589Let's see.... every uma that i can remember facing in a rooma here would be something like (not counting any debuffers or counting people from the other board like the sprint kitasan)>Air Groove (both versions)>Maya (both versions)>Bakushin>Haru (NY)>King>Spe>Suzuka>Teio (both versions)>Oguri>Taiki (both versions)>Amazon>McQueen (summer)>Digital>Bourbon>Rice (both versions)>Taishin>Doto>Cafe>Princess>City (geisha)>Falco>Flower >Chiyo>Fuji (both versions)>Brian>Tama>Fine (both versions)>Bono>Vega>Shakur>Curren (Both versions)>Sweep>Bamboo>ArdanI'm probably missing a few people I've ran with here and that's still like what. 50% or more of the umas represented for a fuckin sprint? /v/ma being a den of soullessness is not based on reality.
>First time in nearly a week FIne Motion and Bakushin have both given me gold skills>Sprint S>First time in nearly a week Kitasan has NOT completed her event chainAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCK FUCK
The decision on whether to run my oshi or not is simple; does she have a reasonable chance at winning, or am I just dragging her along to see her job 81 times? I made a mutant for sprint because there's valid accels for paces, and she's not so incredibly gimped by either MANT or the Haruten 1st in career that she can't get some wins even if she's not going to be the star of my team. I think she'll be sitting out the dirt CM, though, because even if I make a mutant, she just doesn't stand a real chance against the Rickey, XOguri, and Front menace even if I make her a Late anyway which would be troublesome from a card perspective.
>>2722602Please tell me you still got corner adept! It can still be a great ace
My trainee has 0% on both speed and powerBakushin never agemasens me because I can't afford the luxury of using a guts card
>>2722607Fine Motion offered it but I usually get hints for it from inspiration so I took the guts boost instead and then never got a hint
When was the last time a generic uma got in my way
Is this the most bullshit epithet in the game?>relying on inspiration RNG for an epithetWhat the FUCK were they thinking?
>>2722611I suppose Mini Marigold had quite the Powerful Torque
>>2722611
>>2722610D-Do you have sprint corners?
>>2722605It's about giving her the best chance to win even if she doesn't come away with it at the end of the day.
>>2722612The ones that require great mood are also bullshit
>>2722600Okay, I suppose you're pretty objectively right. But then where does the narrative come from. It can't spawn from nowhere.
can I get a crash course on virgo? who are the meta picks? what parents and sparks do I want? how do you even make a dirt parent? which skills are mandatory? how much stamina do I need?
>>2722612I don't think it's the worst but Digitan's requires you to win Arima and she has a G in long.
>>2722621It's because like that other anon said, people only remember the winners. You don't remember the almost queens for example, you only remember who won the stakes.
>>2722615
>>2722621>meta teams are still more likely to win>oshigamers will probably bring a meta pick or two>shitpostingAny combination of these factors
>>2722605Honestly how I feel too. I respect oshigamers, and I'd like to do it more often as well. But most of the times I've tried it's just made me miserable instead of happy. I usually end up having more fun at least going sort of meta than banging my oshi's head against a wall trying to make her work.
>>2722612you got stuff like Fujin/Taishin requiring 1200 guts, Eishin Flash finishing a career with fast learner and Fuji having to win debut by 8 fucking lengths
>dawning on me how little one spark actually is when you need tachyon at MLB and hello light at xLB>especially how I had to spark on CB just to get one copy
>>2722622>who are the meta picks? Your powerlevel list goes Good Copano Rickey>Xoguri>Falco>Inari one=Digital>Everyone else>Bad Copano Rickey>what parents and sparks do I want? At least one full stamina parent, Seiun and Nyopera for fronts, Paces have no accels so whatever, Lates and Ends want MPB and Pump>how do you even make a dirt parent? There's no real easy way to do this, I hope you have a natural dirter like Falco otherwise its the el mines, please borrow a 3* dirt grandparent and begin working on it now if you are planning to mutate>which skills are mandatory?The usual premium skills will be mandatory, I haven't looked at the track yet but I assume all front runners will want GW and the TTL + Concentration combo, all paces will want unstoppable amd come what may, all lates will want OYL and all ends will want daring strike. You will likely want nimble in pace and below>how much stamina do I need?Jury's still out, im aiming for 800 and a gold. This track is flatter than suzuka
>>2722612I hope they'd ease the requirements someday. Being anything but 1st or 2nd favorite in career is impossible today.
>>2722633>Fuji having to win debut by 8 fucking lengthsProbably not too hard with jp statlines desu
>>2722622>Frontsyour normal contenders, Falco is super strong as ever, Angling + NY Opera or whatever late race velocity you've got handy>RickeyFront, but needs 6 greens; does come with 2 for free, LH will give Front Savvy so you only need 3 others from cards/parents, same inherits as other fronts, will dominate if you get 6 greens, less is not worth running>Pacelol lmao>XOguriu=ma works as a backup for 777, so you can run her as a Pace with a guaranteed unique, inherit is u=ma and whatever else you want, broken as fuck because buying so many recoveries means you can run 3 speed instead of 2>Lates/EndsMPB and Pump, but you're in for a bad time regardless>debuffersEither Doms + Keen Eye with 564 inherit, or stam debuffers but XOguri will ignore them.Stam target is like 850 for a Pace since there's no downhills and increased speed = more stam required, so most people are going to be using 2 speed, 2 wit, LH, and Creek
>>2722605One thing I've learned, from my own and other peoples experiences, it's that anything can happen. The perfect Falco from hell can still lose to a late start. You can lose your plat to an S+ MANT Teio purely because she hit Corner Acceleration at the perfect time. Tama can win against XOguri and Front spam despite not hitting a single accel. At the end of the day, a 1% chance for things to go right or wrong is still a chance.
>>2722639I think you can cheese it by running a G1 you have terrible aptitude in and winning anyway
>>2722635The free selector only goes up to summer maru btw
>>2722647I'm aware.
>>2722647Well.....we knew that, that's not a bad thing. Its unrealistic to think they'd give tachyon or hello for free
>>2722635Depending on what you got you might not need tachyon. If you have an LB1 maru you can just borrow tachyon and use your light hello.
>>2722638>>2722643So I keep seeing people shitting on paces for next cm, while also talking up Xoguri. Is she just the exception, or is she expected to run as a late?
>>2722658Oguri has a consistent accel, that's the main difference.
Ended up with almost 2.5 million event points this go around and didn't use a single double TP. Thank God MANT is dead
Let's say I wanna use Tama for the Dirt CM. Do I ditch Fine Motion and run Wit Sirius and Nature for the double gamble with OYL and From the Brink?
>>2722658Pace chasers have a big acceleration problem, this won't always be the case as they're currently the dominant strategy in JP but they lack good inherits that will let them get to top speed quick, theres been quite a few buffs to pace chasers with the patch like with neck and neck being good now and the changes to PDM, but their performance is untested, I sorta anticipate a few pace chasers (like camping taiki for example) to be stronger than we think. But that is something that we will have to experiment with.
>>2722668I don't know what skills are acceleration. I don't know what skills are velocity. I don't know when it is good to have either. I take skills that I think looks good and if I don't win I simply try again.
>>2722658You need to understand when people are shitting on a position, it's not because Cygames makes paces 10% worse on whatever track or similar, it's because the style lacks a reliable accel or whatever they have is weaker then what's available to other positions. XOguri completely bypasses this by having a very strong accel that is very controllable in where she's procing it that's largely useless as an inherit so she can sidestep the problem but no one can borrow her accel to do so as well.
>>2722643>but you're in for a bad time regardlessInari will be strong
I hate oshigaming. All it does is show you what a failure you are as you watch everybody else turn their wives into winners as you struggle to make it into Group A finals if you even make it all despite the fact that you have 100 hours played in 2 weeks and 50+ runs and running public lobby after public lobby trying to figure out if any of them were trained well enough to win(they weren't).
It begins
>>2722676Workable is not the same as strong, and she's gonna get choked out a lot because people are gonna be running either Rickey, Falco, XOg, or XOg + 2 debuffers, and hitting two of the same team means that you're either too far forward for MPB/Pump or too far back depending on if you're bringing debuffers or fronts yourself
>>2722681Not him but I think you're underrating her, access to tail nine, a recovery and built in forward march already put her in a really good position. Do not underestimate a warlord.
After experiencing the amount of agony Granblue Fantasy can make you go through I think any type of grind in umamusume is refreshing in comparison
>>2722684I would not be using one of those
>>2722685That's nice, but late race accels matter and she doesn't have access to a consistent one but instead is going to have to gamble on room comp
>>2722680That's my fucking HERO
>>2722674D-Do you wanna learn anon? We can help you you know
>>2722677Post em, lemme see
Bamboo fucking LOVES jobbing her debut race
>>2722680Shit, didn't even realize these dropped>33 to obtain Seiun>51 to obtain Digitan>still 76 left on TaikiI should probably pivot to Seiun, but damn I wish I had started Taiki earlier instead of getting Mcqueen and Suzuka
>>2722704Her name is Bamboo Jobbery after all
Why does this have to be so close but so far away? And yes I'm out of statues.
>>2722717With your 7 you'll get the stars the you need from daily shops soon
>>2722717Use those 46k carats
>>2722717Your starhorse transfers?
>>2722721Sorry but I need to reduce my chance of getting Bamboo Memory as much as possible.>>2722722Did them already.
>>2722700There's no point as there's no time left anyway. Plus I already turned my PC off to go to bed. Just know that I have failed her for the 4th time in 5 CMs.
>>2722726Why don't you want Bamboo Memory?
>>2722729I still hold a grudge after all those agemasens.
>>2722612My vote goes to Nishino Flower for the most bullshit.You need a parent who hasn't won a G1.At least Palmer's is possible to get on a non-throwaway career.
>>2722614If you're implying Mayano would or could do this, you're wrong.If you're implying Mayano is a generic uma, you're right.
Blud think shes frieza
>>2722734Cope and seethe Brian
The neat thing about training Urara as one of your aces is that you get done with your daily borrows super quickly, since almost every single run ends up being glue by default.
>>2722732Which uma has canonically not won a single G1, Ardan?
>>2722738Isn't that Team Canopus' entire gimmick?
goddamn 0% speed growth is miserable
>>2722738Plenty of them, Neicha is the bronze collector for a reason.
>>2722736>could only win after Brian suffered severe injuries>MTG's team even acknowledges this during their G2 race together>tries to use this as proof of anything lmoa
>>2722739>>2722741Oh right... and the game forces you to partake in G1s anyway. I guess the only way to get Nishino epithet is to create a sacrificial MANT parent?
>>2722738Nice Nature, Ikuno Dictus, Twin Turbo, Biko Pegasus, Haru Urara, Mejiro Ardan, Yukino Bijin, Royce and Royce, Samson Big, and probably more.Technically Maruzensky?
>>2722742Beating up cripples still counts
>>2722198In a chronological order.>Oguri>Oguri>Rudolf>Kingu>Digitan>X.OguriGuess which Uma win which CM.
>>2722751How about getting beat up by a cripple?
>>2722748She won the asa hai stakes though
>>2722772No one bounces like this
>>2722773
>>2722773Curren apparently does
>>2722772From the thumbnail I thought it was a xray
>>2722773Curren and my dick disagrees
>>2722772gelatin-looking ass
>>27227708 years before G1 races existed in Japan
>>2722781I thought it would be hyper-realistic Dia lick
>>2722765Not fair Take sold his soul to the devil which gave Brian an unfair advantage
>>2722772>>2722774
Oguri Plap
>>2722680>they're giving us Digitan now>but not in time for dirt CMwell played cyjews
>>2722800where is her left arm
>can get enough to double spark Tachyon/Light Hello if i watch every single event and main story chapterTime to go on a VN binge
>>2722803AI is trying its best please understand only $600 billion technology
>>2722804Only 60k carats? What the fuck are you spending your carats on?
>>2722772What exactly is preventing anna anon from just lewding the fucking umas already, cant be a morality thing he makes fucking shotacon
>>2722810>cant be a morality thingIt... actually is. He (or she) literally stated that he respect uma too much to lewd them.
How much longer until the G1 keiba drought ends bros?
>>2722810normalfags have the notion that uma is a wholesome chungus franchise that no one should lewd, uma blows up, his animations get popular, it funnels retards into paying for his crap while not being vilified by the normalfag zeitgeist
>>2722815mostly dirt g1s until sprinters afaik
>>2722815Sprinters stakes in 2 months
>>2722808Around 69k, but i initially wanted to save to double spark for the CB/Creek rerun. I sparked on the NTR banner and rolled to 30 with Cheer Neicha/Kingu, with some cheeky tenners. t. started playing at 1st anni, but missed the Fimo/Kita banners
>>2722826Newcutie?
>>2722815Shergar Cup is next month if you want an international event in England.
I don't join rooms so none of you guys have EVER fucking beat me. You all are weak jobbers that will NEVER fucking surpass me. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME
Oguri sexo
>>2722810>What exactly is preventing anna anon from just lewding the fucking umas alreadyhttps://x.com/TheSafeAnnaAnon/status/2071719218404577620Make retards believe this bullshit >>2722814 so they keep paying for animations, it's basic marketing
I want to inquire something with you guys bros, what do you guys think of the KS Miracle guts card? I was looking into it and it looks good at LB1, with the recent buffs to neck and neck im considering fitting it in my rollan plan but I wanna know what you all think
>>2722748Sounds of Earth and Curren Bouquetd'or as well.
>>2722852Since that card is mostly a sprint/mile card i don't mind that it's a guts card all that much. NNN is a really good skill and she offers some decent hints, the 2 power bonus in particular i can see being relevant for when she happens to roam and land on a prefferable speed training. What's the rest of your plan looking like?
>>2722839I like this image of my daughter rice shower because it reminds me of my wife jeanne alter.The actual post is pretty cringe tho desu
>>2722852I'm retarded, so I was going to roll for it even before the skill got buffed.
>>2722857Im gonna be honest, I don't have a solidified plan yet. I have 120k carats so I know it have some leeway but I'm trying to begin planning ahead now that the light hello banner is here soon. I mostly want to specialize on paces and lates.
Both camping taiki and special week have inherits that give CURRENT speed, why do they not see widespread use as parents yet?
>>2722862Taiki's ult when inherited is a 0.035 current speed boost so it may as well be irrelevant I think. Spe's is at least 0.15 and gives a tiny fraction of accel, but there's always better stuff to have as your main parent so she'd just be in the grandparent level
Seiun is literally me in every conceivable way
>>2722872I think spe could see a lot of use as a very solid grandparent similar to narita brian
>>2722859But is it retardation if it worked out in the end?
Skibidi Rizz confirmed for Thistledown Racino (double circle) skill
>>2722878I used my Spe for lates this CM
>>2722852I'd rather have the core of my deck with Kita/Tachyon/FineMo/Ramonu, and assuming that's taken care of, it's a question of rolling the Godesses to free up your borrow slot vs rolling KS if you're exclusively a pace main since the decks are 2 speed, 2 wit, Goddesses and then either a Stam, Power, or Guts. Goddesses obviously only lasts 1 scenario, but freeing up your borrow slot with a LB1 Goddesses means that you can borrow all the various tech cards.
>>2722639what if you put nothing but level 1 R cards in your deck?
>>2722894Then thats not a CM ready ace.
>>2722814>He (or she) literally stated that he respect uma too much to lewd them.Anyone who thinks Anna Anon don't have a fuck ton of unreleased uma porn videos is retarded lol
What did I miss
why does mcqueen's super specifically say long-distance now? does that mean she's no good for anything outside of that now?
>>2722912Uhh...nothing?
>>2722919She's 0.45 speed (0.25 inherit) on longs and normal 0.35 / 0.15 on everything else
>>2722919She gets 0.35 speed regardless of distance. She gets 0.45 instead if it's a long race and she gets a full last spurt.
How many pace chasers does there need to be in a room for your own competitive spirit to kick in? It says 40%, but does that factor you in, like 1 + 3 others? Or does there need to be four others including you
>>27229303 including you
>>2722198Fuji Kiseki won my one and only plat.
>>2722919She's still ok if you want speed carryover but we have Hayahide for that now
>>2722839See you in CM champ
>>2722932thx
>>2722938I dont like hayahide
>>2722938Biwa can't give speed carryover though. She's late race only
I used to ride or die welfare Marvy but she has been incredibly dog shit since returning to Unity, basically never finishes her support chain and also doesn’t show up to give me the one or two decent power trainings to help bump it up a bit. At least I got to hot spring sex Bamboo Memory on this run.
>>2722934Why is it that girls either taking off or pulling on their socks is erotic?
>>2722945>Going to hot springs with your TrainerI don't think disciplinary committee should allow that...
>>2722944Huh, thought she gave velocity only during the final corner. My bad
Umamusume donkey(robamusume?) master list>Rob Roy(the donkiest)>Rice >Taishin>Rickey>Vega>Bright>Admire Groove>Kawakami>Hayahide>RyanPotential donkeys>Bamboo>North Flights>SiriusAnyone else?
>>2722198Oguri OG (Taurus 1)Xogguri (Sagitarius,Cancer 2)Golshi (Gemini 1)Vodka (Virgo)Brian (Scorpio)Digitan (Aries)I also won Aquarius but I can't remember what uma I won with, I think it was Digitan but im not sure
>>2722952I'm pretty sure Rice is the donkiestKris S should also be up there?
>>2722960While Rice's ears are slightly bigger, I think Rob Roy edges out on account of her ear shape resembling that of a donkey
>>2722949Her buffed unique is final corner or later top 4. And unlike Oguri it also works on first position. It's strong but you have to watch out for it being eaten by the accel zone on various tracks.
>>2722198None. And I've been playing since launch too. The closest I've gotten was Saggitarius where I genuinely tried, asking /v/ma for tips, playing with all 5 borrows a day, watching multiple replays of rooms and from youtubers. Ended up with a 70% winrate average, with multiple 5 win sweep runs. Ended up getting gold because Golshi's straightaway spurt never proc'd and Oguri got blocked. I just stopped caring ever since then and just throw in whatever into CM now for participation carats
>>2722198Only 3. Aquarius with Digitan, Gemini with Oguri forma de Classico, and last Cancer with Ayabe. I haven't one with my umawife Cafe though but I enter her in each CM so surely one day she'll bring one home. Probably won't be this one because trying to get Sprint S from G is impossible
>>27221983 plats, 2 taikis and 1 doto
>>2722946Female legs erotic and the act of dressing/undressing in general is innately intimate
>>2722971I still haven't won one for Cafe either, my Libra loss haunts me to this day, but at least MANT is dead so now I can actually draft her for CMs without MILESMILESMILES shit
Wait, since Base Biwa got buffed, is she better or worse than Christmas version?
>>2722952Donkey sleeper agent? Rice Shower
>99% of anons have more plats than me
>>2722983I have 0
>>2722983the players without plats just don't post anon
>>2722952tama's got some bigguns
>>2722945It's a terrible card for training, it was only good for MANT since 15RB and a useful gold if you're a Late
>Donkey infiltration around the horse academy
>>2722983There's hundreds of anons in /v/ma, if you have a plat at all you're doing better than at least 30% of them, as many are pretty casual
Late night doodle drop, this time featuring everyones 3rd most favorite Mejiro
>>2722983I have none, anons who don't have any are less likely to declare their plat income
>>2722952https://x.com/uma_komug_i/status/1392493491096145921
>>2722996Nice lines work, but who's 1st and 2nd?
>>2722981Base is better parent, her potentials are still very bad. Christmas is still better ace, though painfully average.
>>2723007Rotates between Mcqueen, Dober and Ardan according to the poll, but one of them always gets placed low by the ones that like the others, therefore ryan is bumped up to third overall
>>2722988It’s decent enough for one or two hits as a little patch up. But she’s not even been giving me that.
>>2722934>>2722952Fuji Paizuri Kiseki
>>2722981Base's ult always has value, but her skillset is worse (lmao two gold heals).Christmas has In Body and Mind, Pace Corners/Savvy and can get Winter Runner, and her ult is really good, but it turns off if she ever drops worse than 5th and we're going into peak Frontardation. If you can avoid Front lobbies and always put backliners on your team with her she can work though.
>>2722996As one of the few that don't hate Ryan you made her beautiful, thank you. Her hairstyle CAN actually look good
>>2723020It also turns off if she gets 1st, so promoted pace is death
>>2722289Just my drunk opinion that nobody asked for1) Sure fair enough. Shame on you if you didn't try though.2) See above.3) Oshi is a lil bit odd but by common use, it gets the message across and has a little bit more oomph than "favorite" so I'll use it here.Outtake: Fuck facts, do what you want as long as you aren't a cunt.
>>2723020>and always put backliners on your team with herBackliners...like Narita and Ticket...
>>2723023Lucky pace is so easy it's cheating anyway though. Pace has crap accels usually so I stick Angling on them all the time.
Fuck it, in the interest of making platlets feel better or worse let's just do a poll.https://poal.me/b1a76rBut seriously remember that the people here voting are probably among the most hardcore
Why is it that every time I hit sprint A on an end closer mutation, my power ends up around 1k when every sprint B is 1.2k+.Also is there a way to check which uma won a plat for you or have I failed the wit check in memory games?
>>2723038I have the first Taurus (the only one that matters) under my belt so I literally could not care less
>>2722289I use the term oshi because it has less syllables and gets the point across.
>>2723042But do you have starred Taurus?
>>2723048shut the fuck up
>>2723038Once you've won a few CMs you'll realize caring this much is meaningless because I guarantee you that everyone that has more than 5 has gotten cheated out of one or two so badly it takes the shine away from them permanentlyNo point caring when some shitter S ranker can luck out a win and you get triple late start and none of your skills activatet. 8 plats
I used to cringe over the term oshi and it's association with vtuberfags. Yet I warmed up to it through Digital and the thing is you can try and complain about the translation, but it's actually an accurate one as that is literally what she is audibly saying in japanese, oshi, which essentially just means to be a "supporter", a fangirl, so as others have pointed out it's the same kind of cringe as saying waifu. That being said I don't incorporate the word into my speech because I still find it kind of cringe, but funny when Digi does it.
>>2723052Not to be an ass but you lot with >5 plats do not know what it is like or how it feels to be below that, so don't be patronising
>>2723056I'm below that and he's right
>>2723042The most important plat is the one representing (you)r zodiac
>>2723056>>2723052I have adopted the mindset of it is what it is.
>>2723056NTA, 7 platter hereI'm pretty sure I know the feeling, as MOST of my plats come from the very early CMs, consecutively, and I've been on multiple long losing streaks since then, no matter how high my win rate seems to be (80%+ on multiple losses). Five is an arbitrary line to draw. Why not two or three or one or none. Either way I know what it's like to bust my ass and lose to some bullshit, to keep doing that every CM and to keep getting fucked by dumb shit. I'll do lots of practice races, sometimes destroy people regularly in rooms here, consider it good to go and we still lose to some of the most mind numbing bad luck bullshit. Sometimes I get upset, othertimes I feel nothing, but it is annoying to feel like I'm falling behind a little bit. I missed the chance to double star my astrological sign, and that really bummed me out. I busted my ass for that CM, it didn't matter. Not a good feeling, I was so bummed out I didn't even stick around for the stakes. That's happened a few times now. Point being I know what it's like to be on a losing streak at the very least. I want to win again, I want to catch up, but I just job to dumb shit so you start getting defeated and caring less, but still can't stop caring completely. I'm making it sound like a big thing but in reality I don't really care all that much. If I had five plats or less I doubt I'd feel any different than I do now. I already feel like a fraud with most of my plats being mostly lucky with matchmaking.
>>2723056CM is all luck. If you participate in the rooms, you will definitely see my name from time to time and I get smashed in those rooms.But I have 12 plats.
>>2723056Not trying to, I'm just saying, don't give your soul to CMs, because I know what its like to truly feel like you are destined to win, with your favorite no less, only to get fucked by an actual casual that can't even hit 1100 speed or over 17% win rate and doesn't even have a clubJust make umas that get you to final round and then leave it be, whatever happens, happens, don't get frustrated because you got a turbowhale permavirgin, shit happens and its literally all down to a bunch of rando numbers for ONE race, matchmaking and allAlso >>2723064 describes it pretty well, trust me you don't want this, when I got my loss it made me want to quit the game more than MANT ever could dream of, I'll never take it that seriosuly again
>>2723067It's part luck, part planning, part decision making. If people would just use stronger characters/styles, their chances for plat would improve dramatically. Not a guarantee of course, but people do make it harder for themselves sometimes. I can't speak for you but when I think of the guys that are 10+ plat winners, most of them were front trainers running very strong umas, not afraid to bust out Oguri or whoever when they need to. That being said there's guys that have won multiple times with off meta umas, but I don't think there's any guy with 12 plats that's like the diehard Urara bro you know what I mean. Respect to anyone who can pull it off either way
>>2723064>>2723069Despite only having 1 plat the fact that it was my wife makes me feel like I am not as second rate and the win is way more special. Not looking good for Leo tho kek
>>2723070I try to offmeta if possible but keep one strong meta uma in the lineup. Like last CM, I ran XOguri, Sweepy, Grass.
>>2723072Sprint CMs are not real CMs, anyone that tells you otherwise is a liar or a gambling addict
>"just take it easy bros its not that serious">t. 16 platsthis is a psy-op to get people to let their guard down so they can win even more
>>2723078I don't take it easy but at the same time if I lose, I lose cause finals A is a crapshoot. That should be your mindset, do your best and whatever happens happens.
>>2723072In my opinion, one plat won with your wife is worth more than ten plats won with a metafag team you don't care about at all. Not everyone may agree of course, but how you win matters too. I'm sending in some pretty big underdogs to this upcoming CM. If we can somehow pull of plat I'll be ecstatic, but if I had used umas that weren't complete jobbers, It'd be a little less exciting like "huh that was easier than expected"
>>2723080Why not run 2 meta + 1 waifu.Unless you have 3 waifus to run each CM.
>>2723073That's how most of my plats have been won. There's usually one practical character in there that's meta enough to maybe bullshit me a win if my other guys fall short. That way you can kind of have your cake and eat it too, but it's also a kind of half measure that may cost you the race as well. I know for me there have been times where it wasn't enough, but then again I can be pretty lazy about remaking/optimizing aces past a certain point. It all depends on how far you're willing to take each one.
CMs are a god damn joke. I'll never forget how my 33% winrate maru and another dude's 64% winrate taiki, lost to a maru with a 1.7% winrate.
>>2723078One, nobody has that many. Two, if somebody is telling you to take it easy, it's probably because you're having a public meltdown and they're trying to console you.
>>2723081I do that every CM I can (fuck MANT) and even then I still haven't gotten my girl a plat, if your uma isn't inherently strong you have to go all in on her or field debuffers and hope for the bestOf course, I'm talknig about real oshis, not umas that can never be properly recognized as anything but metafaggotry, even if they really are someones oshi.
Oshigaymen? No, I be Ohimbagaming.
>>2723075Nope, as real as anything else, our love got consummated that day and it still tastes sweet
I dont tell anyone who my favorite is because whenever I dont use them theres always going to be a faggot saying "why arent u using her bro?????????????????????????????"
I'm STILL mad over some of my CM finals, this conversation is just reminding me of each specific time
I'm actually curious what the percentage is of people who play the game (or probably better, ones who enter Graded CM) but don't have a single plat vs the players who have at least 1.
>>2723056How bout spending more than a thousand if I convert to USD and sub 5 plat. You could be doing worse (I hope)t. dumbass degenerate
>>2723092Same, I got straight-up robbed so many times it's hard not to be bitter.
I wonder what happened to limewire anon. He hasn't posted in three days...
>>2723091Who would actually address you that way though?
>>2723094In hindsight, probably bad phrasing. The 'I hope' is meant to say I hope that you aren't doing worse than me despite spending more cause I already feel a fool
>>2723098You keep tabs on people like that? it gets thrown a lot but to me that's textbook "parasocial", give the guy some space and keep it anonymous. That being said if that's the coder guy I do like his posts, but don't make it weird is all
>>2723099Evidently someone or two here keeps track of who's who
there is nothing wrong with using meta umas
>>2723101Well of course I keep tabs on him. I'm just being a shitstirrer, I AM limewire anon.I haven't been able to post from my computer for three days and I'm kind of upset now. Apparently there was CP spam earlier in the week, so that's probably why the temporary IP ban message hasn't gone away, but JESUS FUCK you'd think 72 hours would be enough to get trusted enough to make my first post.
I got 3 plats during URA, 2 plats during Unity, and 1 during MANT. With this pattern, I should stop getting plats after GL.But I didn't really care after I lost a plat during Gemini with 90% win rate just because everyone decided to not heal during finals. Now I just make umas that can enter finals, and I had fun with it.
>>2723107I have a friend who said it was impossible for him to post, so I imagine you're not the only one. Feels good being >high trust for once
>>2723107Club posting is still a thing? I thought the new spur.us captcha would dissuade anyone from trying now.
>>2723103People freak out if someone even gets slightly name-revealed during a race, people really try to shy away from that kind of thing lol Nobody is going to call you out for what umas you use, even if there probably are autists keeping a spreadsheet of it somewhere. At worst you have some guy make a passive aggressive shitpost about oshis like we have every single day anyway
>>2723117I would assume a lot of the people doing that live in shithole countries or proxy posting
>>2723113I am slightly mortified that I've posted enough on my phone to get the God's Chosen 1-Step Captcha, but at least it saves me from being totally in the dark.>>2723117You'd think, but bots are gonna bot, and captchas only delay the inevitable, unfortunately.
>>2723107I had a few weeks not too long ago where my dynamic IP was constantly being banned because someone in my range was spamming, requesting and doing all sorts of CP-related shit, I swear if I ever know where he is I will go kill that nigger myself. Props to the mods tho, the appeals did work
>>2723127>Is this your shitpost, Timmy?
>>2723133You could never catch me dead printing fucking CP lad
>>2723038>Only one anon above 10 platsSurely not
What's the new parent schedule with the new races included?
>>2723138>23 total votesIt's 5:00 in the morning here, not everyone does the polls eitherthere's ten times the amount of people here and there's gotta be at least half a dozen that have over 10 by now
>>2723038I have one plat and it was Dober splitting the XOgger menace right down the middle.
>>2723143Dober WON
>>2723143I'd like to split the Xoguri menace down the middle if you know what I'm sayin. Stuff her stocking if you catch my drift.
>that one guy who voted 16 plats>CM 16 doesnt start for another 12 hours
>>2723153He's confident
>>2723154He's also a liarNobody here is undefeated, not here, not that other somewhere, nowhere. I refuse to believe it
How do you guys navigate this gauntlet now? Do i just bite the bullet and switch to MANT for parent runs?
>>2723149I do…
what the fuck is a pace chaser
FINISH YOUR FUCKING EVENT CHAINS YOU WHORES
>>2723170Don't let frontbroken anon see this!
>>2723170Suzuka is the only front I’ve seen win tests, I’ve seen an SMaru or two come close but never win. Even my own attempt at runaway Palmer seemed destined for failure.
>>2723173Unrestrained gamble is very strong when it hits right.
I feel like I'm failing more trainings recently. No idea if Cygames decided to fuck with my career seed specifically, or I'm just playing careers too risky in order to chase highrolls. I swear at least 4 out of 5 borrows every day for the past couple of days had a <5% failure chance that fucked me up
Downloaded krita and da vinci this week to bring poorly drawn and edited shitty ideas to life but it's also the most "art" I've done in however many goddamn years and I loved it. I should have an actual FL studio license I scammed from work somewhere so fuck it, I'll add it to the mix. Are there any neighas who are music bros too? Not after tips or tricks, I'd just be motivated to know you're out there
>>2723179How's Krita? I've been meaning to try something besides Procreate but CSP makes me feel likeim coding for the apollo mission every time I try to learn how to use it.
>Doing a Finemo career>Amazing unity training RNG early on, looking good>feeder event right after debut race, we could use the energy>slow metabolism? We can shake that off>play it safe with an infirmary visit>she blushes and nothing is cured>Okay…let’s try that again>same thing happens>Aite, lets try training now that we got some energy back>I count 4 blue balls in power, stamina and guts, take the extra training option multiple times and she still wont budge>try the infirmary again>fat bitch stares at me and blushes, nothing curedWHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS FAT FUCK TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT??
>>2723187Last week I mashed the infirmary four times in a row with no results before glueing. I wish I had done more so I could have known how long it would go. I have no idea why it's even possible for the """safe""" option to fail.
>>2723190>4th infirmary cures>random fast learner event but my speed stat has some catching up to do. Still Im popping balls left and right>random fucking slacker event before summerWHYYYY
>>2723179There's supposedly an idea floating around to do /v/ma sings and a few months ago I think somr anons said they worked on /v/ the musical. However I haven't seen any of them again or any attempt are continuing these projects
>>2723173I met a mutated Seiun with sprint S in pubs and got rekt.
SSR support events have been replaced with mood down events. That’s my crackpot theory.
>>2723179https://youtu.be/hpxwviupGD0https://youtu.be/SuaW5IzbnUcSomeone probably knows at least some anons that did gods work on /v/
>>2723186I'm an unashamed witlet so I use it like paint but with layers which I just googled and apparently that has layers so fuck me I guess. It's been convenient with the color wheel + easy brushes though and anything that seems daunting in the amount of options just means I got shit to learn. Never knew about CSP but sounds like a beast of a program, If I somehow get good enough, I'll look at that for sure. My big inspiration is cringely around the vibe I get from that song in the 'When bro texts 'thanks for everything' mixed with drawing + animation of capturing the essence of speed. Will I ever create it, probably not but I'll try anyway. Fuck yeah.
>need dirt sparks to bring aptitude up to A>but you also need medium for the distancehow do you balance this? one parent on dirt and the other on medium? 1/4 dirt - 3/4 medium? how do you even synergize a dirt parent and a medium parent, won't the races they do be all different?
>>2723199I mean it completely depends on how many dirt sparks you need.
>>2723199You start making custom parents for each ace while you got the time
>>2723197Holy shit that 'Don't call anyone' is good kek
Prove you are an oldfag. Which uma was the first mascot of the first /v/ma club?
>>2723213Mayano
>>2723210https://youtu.be/Vx5BNDPA5hEGood times.Also lel Sony got both NOGAEMS no CD-ed
>Pace keeps slipping in to second right before late race and overshooting the crucial accelsThis is how Im going to lose finals
>>2723213>Prove you are an oldfag
My wives?HishiNaritaAgnesSymboliCurrenMejiroAdmireAnd Air
>>2723225Air Jihad? Inshallah brazza
>>2723213I didn't know what clubs were and I only joined a /v/ club in like September because I was sharing a public club full of shitters with one of the top torenas here until we both left at the same time
>>2723210>>2723219This one has always been my favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL_qUG65P2QMFW we've had 2 whole generations with NO GAMES and about to come into a 3rd
>>2722198Kitasan.That's it, Pisces was my first and only plat.
Im getting so tilted over these public lobbies already, not looking good
>Came up third in last CM and now feel like I am a washed up bum who shouldn't bother trying anymore because its over
>>2723235I mean I felt that way for about two hours. I still feel like a bum but I made a decent team this time all things considered. Sprint is fun, just try
>>2722198>Blue Teio>both oguries>maru>kita>taishin>golshiThese come to my mind.
>>2723199You run XOguri with 1 dirt spark and the rest medium and then you win.
>>2723213tinytrip? Scooby?
>>2723235don't never give up
>>2723213/herse/ was the very first IIRC, but /v/ma was also made on the same day. /herse/ would later go on to be grass wonder but I dont remember its original mascot
>>2723228The first feel good genuinely made me think 'Ah just using the audio' but the second hit my brain and went 'oh shit I was wrong'. Good shit
I'm trying to remake my sprinter Tamamo, she hasn't been doing too well.Wit Nature, pow King, or pow Bamboo in the borrow slot?
>>2723242If first why dead last now
I will never forget witnessing live the rise and fall of /v/ooners and great danchou
>>2723236>>2723241You have to understand, it was in B league...
>>2723248doomfag club
>>2723248They were an A club, danchou stepped down due to burnout and theyve been hanging on ever since
>>2723248the /v/agabonds should stop wandering and form a truce with horse MD
>>2723254All the more reason not to take it that seriously. It’s a new beginning, dust yourself off and try again
Do we get free pulls on Rickey? Just singles or tens?
>>2723269You get 5 singles. Isn't Cygames generous?
I've won 3 plats and the only time I felt anything was the one she won. Even the one where she was on the team but wasn't the one that won it I felt nothing.
59173245Some rooms?
>>2723271Im sure to pull her because my feng shui is superior!
>>2723242My OG club...
>got a spook in a free pull since God knows how long ago>it's a fucking REPEAT of an ALT I already haveI would have rather gotten a grey, what are the fucking chances, I am missing over half the roster
>>2723242It was Harut.joined on the same day it was made
>>2723277Holy SOVL890657968906579689065796
>>2723235mant CMs are all mickey mouse cups
>>2723290But you say that about every CM..
>>2723288Oshibros...106472681064726810647268
>CMs I winLegit>CMs I loseMickey mouse capsBut for real the only real mickey mouse CMs are those that had a meta change mid CM, like throne release and URA release
>>2723219Dang, creative minds can reshape the song rather than substituting the rhyming words as evident by my ass notepad "lyrics" on my favorite disney song.
>>2723297winning Leo Cup with a unity uma against URA umas was honestly hilarious
>>2723299I didn't just win.I smashed the competition. Like I took 1st 2nd and 3rd
>>2723300You're burning up all your luck
>>2723302Most likely. I think I am going to lose this CM.
>>2723302>You're burning up all your lucknot him but I believe this. I've been very lucky with my finals, inversely my pulls has been fucking me in the ass
>>2723302>>2723310After your luck burns up, it will grow back eventually right?
>>27232966/9 please join
>>2723311No idea, in my case once I start getting lucky with pulls I'll probably start losing my CMs
So is sprint mickey mouse or not?
>>2723314Yes
>>2723314I'll reply after the finals
>>2723314I hope it isn't, it's my only win (although getting an 80% winrate doesn't seem like a casino to me)
>>2723314This sprint isn't pure rng hell like the previous iteration but the extremely pace-heavy lobbies are still very random.
>>2723312last one for me cuz I need a nap, thx for hostan
>>2723312Fuck. I still don't know which Taiki to run.
It's not even 7am and it's already uncomfortably hot out.
>>2723296Not looking good>>2723322Thanks for joining!
>>2723242/v/ma was first and /herse/ was made the post exactly after it. They would have been first if they posted like a second earlier, it was kinda close.
>>2723329That camping Taiki is menacing, well done
>>2723332Yeah but she is lacking SFV. I have another camping that has SFV. Still don't know which to run.
>>2723333Honestly she’s so good I dont even think she needs it. You got gold head-on and a ton of other shit plus great stats. Cant really go wrong either way. Maybe you should test a few it against Mr. Pebbles and see how you fare, that’d be a better measuring stick than my jobbers
>>2723314under 2000m = woke DEI mickey mouse race
>>2723336I have beaten Mr Pebbles with both Taikis. In practice room, they are both quite good. Maybe it is just preference.
Nature finishing her chain challenge: Impossible.Didn't get Leap Forward either.
>>2723338And i imagine you ran some practice simulations having the taikis run against each other? That’s what I like to do when I cant make up my mind but yeah doesnt seem like you can go wrong with either if the WRs are similar. You could run a different one on each day of the CM to see how they fare but thats pretty random too.
>>2723314Mickey mouse but Kingdom hearts mickey
>>2723341Yeah that sounds about right. Mickey mouse with a black hoodie dropping trvkes on the whole party
>>2723341Say that again kike doublenigger
>>2723337Ever since MANT started medium has been pure mickeyslop outside of the Derby. Longslop is longslop so mickeyslop
>>2723346Mouscian LahamickeyI have never played kingdom hearts and have no idea whatsoever what it is about
>>2723351bwoguribwoken
>>2723354Me neither they look like awful games. Evil Mickey is just one of my fave shitposts from /v/
>>2723271I figured she’d just pick up from the Bamboo pulls. I guess I won’t even entertain the though of getting lucky and using her next CM then!
>>2723351>Longslop is longslop so mickeysloponly third-rates say this
>>2723354The comparison's not far off, honestly. The Ascians are basically just off-brand Organization XIII until Shadowbringers actually deigns to develop the faction beyond being ominous vagueposters in black cloaks.
>>2723328I need Pokke sex in my life sucks I have to wait over a year still.
anyone who has fewer plats than me is a third-rate trainer and worthy of contemptanyone who has more plats than me is a soulless metaslave and worthy of contemptanyone who has the same number of plats as me is my rival and must be destroyed
>>2723356Unironically Xoguri is the worst thing to happen to the game, until MANT
Reminder that Tachyon is the Fuku/NTR of GL. She's not worth it. Just get LB0/1 LH and dip out. SR sweepy is as good as LB3 Tachyon
>>2723358Was the motherfucker actually evil? I played 1 and 2 whenever they came out however many years ago but any notion of seeing the "timeline" is a nah I'm good from me. I do want to see an Oguri vs Xoguri hoodie pic now though if it hasn't been done /spoiler]
When are we getting more TP potions
>>2723372Isn't it more the secondary effect of giving GL tokens that makes her amazing?
>>2723377Eat the chocolate
>>2723372Don't drink the kool-aid guys
>>2723385What if it contains illegal aphrodisiacs?
>>2723376This mostly explains ithttps://youtu.be/vNyWsAVWXnI
>>2723384it's the 2 sp bonus and great priority, you would probably still use her even if she wasn't a scenario link
Happy Shinko Wednesday, bros.Stay comfy.
>>2723372I'm going to be using her during UAF for the skills. That's a lifespan similar to Kitasan.
>>2723376Mickey is about as far from evil as you can get. He just wears the black coat because it's protection from darkness.
Who should I get bros?
>>2723372>browse both threads>see the same post there as wellWhat does this mean?
>>2723405He's been doing this shit for the past few days.
>>2723404>a magician>a robot>a fatty>a whoreBit of a tough one here.
>>2723404they keep buffing spe for whatever reason so spe
>>2723405>browse both threads
I CAN FINALLY FARM DIGIGOAT YEEEESSSS
>>2723404It depends on your state of mind.>I fucking hate fujifags for some reasonGet Fuji for NTR value.>Fuck metafags, they are the worstGet Bourbon and use her for your daily crashed MANT run needs.>The Spechud propaganda is working on me, those lewds were so goodSate your lust by acquiring the FACE OF THE FRANCHISE.>I want lots of (You)sGet Curren and post a screenshot when you unlock her.
>67 left to unlock Eishin>171 left to 5* mcqueenTough decisions...
>>2723372>tfw south americans nailed the gaslightsGo away
Small jig.https://jiggie.fun/0bXbIV
Please tell me the free rolls on the Tachy/Hello banner are tenners and not singles.
>>2723428>need to MLB Tachyon>need to MLB RamonuFuck my chungus life I wish I was born with a silver spoon
>>2723435I need that plus CBCreek I am fuckity fucked
>>2723435you can probably get away with borrowing tachyon if you're desperatealso people have told you for like half a year you need to save up for cards, unless you just started the game you don't really have an excuse
>>2723434sorry bro they decided to give singles just for the 1.5 anni
Sweet
>>2723434Yes, but we are unsure if they are going to be 50-60 or 100, there's another card banner coming shortly after
>biggest highroll since nUnity>shittiest inspirations known to man>agemasen'd by fine and bakushin
>>2723434I love Palmer so much simply looking at her puts me at ease.
>>2723452Man I’ve never even been close to this in second summer, I’m always chasing my tail.
>>2723428>3 ssrs in l'arcNigga what
>>2723457McQueen is a pace support and Sounds is a whale support so don't worry.
I will root for NTRAnonymous tonight
How many more hours till wo shan zai you BING CHILLING?
>>2723457l'arc is the scenario where your wit are specialized for running styles. the guide is for pacers, so its mcqueen.For instance, new wit bobo from the same scenario gives you gold groundworks.
>>2723404Why no Brian or Taishin? Pretty sure Digitan was released after them.
What is Cafe thinking?
>>2723472>Ayy how 'bout some gabagool?
>>2723452Could have been so good with head-on and sprint S
>>2723462One LUCKY! tenner for her. If she doesnt come, then its not meant to be>questionShe wasnt posted on the official twitter yet, so at least 24. Umamoe says she'll come out on 17th.
>>272346233 hours
Can the Tachyon event bring a 1* parent to a 3* parent?
>>272346230 tickets, that's all I can spare. Also, I thought she was coming out on the 16th
>>2723469How the decided the release for these is just weird all around, Maruzensky was launch and Bourbin was second banner but they are only in now.
>>2722198>3 pace plats (all oguri)>3 front plats (falco kitasan bourbon)>3 end plats (golshi cafe ayabe)>1 late plat (fuku)
>>2722198None. My umas have failed me.
>>2723320I would take another 100% rng cm over this SfV-Blossom shitfest
>>2723462>>2723478>That time /v/ma became Chinese for like 5 hours
>>2723461As one of Dia-chan's neighbors, I wanted them to do good, but not TOO good, or they'll become even more insufferable. So sadly I can't support them anymore. Nothing personal, it's simply self preservation logic.
>>2723452Good, my curse on Xoguri runners is working!
>>2723450It was 10's in Chinese and Korean serversNo reason to think we will follow jp in those
Reminder we won't be getting a second Pearl banner. Keep that in mind for your pull calculations.
>>2723497Shan't be pulling
wait are we only getting 1 rolls for rickstah and agnes?
What is the scaling on this skill? Is it worth to buy if you inherit it?
>>2723500Singular for bamboo and rickey, tenner for tachy
>>27235005 singles on Rickey, 5-6 ten pulls on Tachyon if they don't change it from the JP schedule
Singles are a meme
How many fan runs did you do today?
It's almost time for the CM. Are (You) ready?
>>2723508>fans runsYou get my 500k from parent runs and you'll like it
>>2723510Guarnateed to at least make B finals, with a bit of luck I might be able to fraud myself into A finals. Not looking good, but not looking bad either.
>>2723497I mean, what IS the difference if I roll now or later? Rerun happens what? Two weeks later?
>>2723510
>>2723510Pubs were going surprisingly well but /v/ma rooms are a different story. Hopefully A finals.
>>2723510No, I haven't won a single room and my team is still just as bad. I will probably keep making Ace runs well into round 1
>>2723501It's a white heal at base, and even with the max multiplier of 1.2 it's not much better.
do i instaqueue or queue a few hours later
>>2723526If England wins, instaqueueIf VARgentina wins, queue a few hours later
wowza
>>2723488小鬼,你這是自尋死路。比瑪向來就是中國人。
>>2723479Anyone please?
>>2723537Don't think so
>>2723535What's a 比瑪
>>2723488Cao ni ma
>>2723479YesTachyon event allows you to upgrade a parent 3 times (for example, you can turn a 1/1 parent into 2/3)
SS doesn't increase chance of white inheritance just quality right?
>>2723479>picrelbut really, see: https://umapyoi.net/news/1949 "Factors that can be strengthened with the Factor Research Report: Basic ability factor, Aptitude Factor, Unique Factors, General-purpose factors cannot be enhanced." ill assume general purpose means whites?
>>2723549Yeppers>>2723550can't believe Sima Yi was a /vg/poster
>>2723542thats how it translated BEEma
>BIGASS pink orb stack>in stamina>no>GIGA pink orb stack>in stamina>stop>YUUUGE pink orb stack>you guessed it... in staminaFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Does GL have a similar dopamine hit to popping fat fucking balls in NUnity?
>>2723557Not really, the numbers only grow gradually
>>2723515Means everything is moved up one banner. Some people will be fucked by this.
Uma musume has enabled me to run again. I used to run like Oguri for major lunging speed bursts but by my 30s I just couldn't even jog anymore without shin pain. Today however I found a new way to run. Whilst I was crossing the road, I had Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshinshin on my mind and her unique animation filled my head. I crossed in a zip, matching her pose and I realized I was feeling this nostalgic burst of speed I hadn't felt in years. My body settled into her form, a style I didn't train for was now propelling me forward in rapid fashion. I was Bakushining.Having made my crossing, my legs felt the need for speed. I continued to run. Past the shoppers, past cars, past my destination. I know I caught a bunch of people off guard because of how fast I was going but it was exhilarating to be able to go fast again. My shins didn't feel the usual sensation of glass piercing through them. I must have stopped 4 blocks over. I was sweaty, out of breath and I was definitely being a menace but it was absolutely worth it. Thank you Bakushin, my legs feel great joy and lightness in them again. I dedicate my coming days of Bakushinning to you my savior!
>>2723569>My shins didn't feel the usual sensation of glass piercing through themHappy for you, Ardan
>>2723569Nice
>>2723569Make sure you're stretching beforehand and not going too hard starting back out, that's what causes shin splints. Your legs are just getting used to the exertion.
>>2723569Good job!
This also has pump/budding, long shot, right handed and firm conditions but Neicha FUCKED me but starting her chain on the last possible turn and I didn’t get a single purple bomb on power…
Sprint S still doesn't want to appear ffs, none of my team members have it I am so fucked
Damn I didn't realize the Tachy Lab event was coming so soon, I'm sure I glued some umas that I shouldn't have.
>>2723609Wait when's it dropping?
>daily free pullHOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITIT'S THE ROAD TO THE TOPTHE BREAKER OF BLOCKADESTHE BARCAROLE OF BLESSINGSTHE OVERLORD OF OVERLORDS
>>2723497Wait wtf? Proof? I was going to pull for tbe later pearl banner
>>2723611SO RE WA
HOLY FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEX
>>2723611
>>2723610It was 2nd anni and we're already at 1.5 so like what, October-ish?
>>2723611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYQs4RmeZ8
Recruiting on /v/ was a mistake.
>>2723616I'll never regret getting them both.
>>2723621Hey it's me!
OH HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
>>2723630TEIO TEIO TEIO
>>2723621kick him already
>>2723621>check chrono>its my clubHuh, this guy was from /v/? anyway, what will his fate be, no real reason to kick, since were not full anyway.
>>2723630THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE.
>>2723630ENTER
>>2723630BRIGHTO!
My account is bricked now
>>2723634No reason not to kick either.
>>2723641H O E HOEH
>>2723641Saved account.
>>2723641I don't run turf tracks, I run dirt, my dear
>>2723634We have one place reserved for a former member who was going to return for GL so we're technically full.
>>2723641
>>2723613Every other server did not get the second banner since the only reason JP got two was a glitch making it so people couldn't spend money at the time of it.
>>2723641YOU WONYOUR ACCOUNT IS SAVED
>>2723641What a bummer
>>2723641Now get to farming sashes! I heard falco has a new event for winning the new races>>2723642But think of the whole 2.7k daily fan gain!>>2723649Now thats more reasonable. Did the flatline bro not say anything in the chat? I'd suggest being kind and kicking him on the first if he doesnt start playing
>>2723641Give her to me if you don't want her I need dirt parents I'm currently El Hell
>>2723651I believe you but Is there any proof? Man this really fucks up my plans
>>2723649He's not coming back, Jim
>>2723656>I heard falco has a new event for winning the new racesYeppers, the kawasaki kinen (i believe falcons last race too). Someone posted it not too long ago
>>2723584>Next run got agemasen’d by Marvy and Fest>Kitasan didn’t finish, despite getting to event two in junior year Neicha also didn’t finish>No S>From the start of senior summer to the end of the run I only had two rainbows both of which were single witAnd with that I’m out of borrows the perfect Bamboo does not want to come, so I run with what I have.
>>2723658>PRÖÖÖFS?Gametora>korean server>gacha>characters.On JP the Pearl Rerun was after Machan
>>2723621>>2723634Why the fuck don't we tell him something? He's clearly active since he asks for shoes and logs in, why isn't danchou doing anything? How can you not play the game for this long?
>>2723662>5 SSRs in NUnityI can't even get 2 to finish consistently
>>2723663Thank you anon! Appreciate it
>>2723663Why not just rerun her in that blank banner?
Good morning neighasHow are you feeling? Its CM time.
>>2723669Finals A? A given Plat? Likely but its all RNG
>>2723668>not pulling for missingnoBRICKED!!!>>2723669You are not "Him", youre an impostor!
>>2723669Whatever happens happens. I put minimal effort into preparatión and used this CM to start my parent breeding program.
>>2723669Ive been LOOOOOOOOOOOOPING. I think ill be fine
>>2723669ill skip every race for the first time in 16 CMs
>>2723674>preparatión
>>2723679why do you think the threads goes nuts for brownball
HUGE
1st of 52 digi legend races done. She will be coming home.
This happened last time too on Yaeno's banner. I don't know how to feel about this.>>2723574But I wanna Bakushin on the fly...
>>2723685Bamboo Muteki just really loves you
>>2723666I’ve run this shit with only Kitasan and Neicha SSR and had them both not finish so fuck it I’m full sending every time.
>>2723679>minor spelling mistake
>>2723685She’s actually really fucking cute.
>>2723669I don't think I'll even get to the final round with my current team with no Sprint S that hasn't won a single rooma
>>2723673I too thought "that's not Ai on the JP login screen, and the time is wrong"
I might be safe until GL with this one.
>>2723569I need to more running again, though this heat atm is a massive turn off
>>2723688Hate it when I accidentally hit the ó key on my keyboard fellow English speaker
>>2723694Do midnight runs, it's unironically comfy to run in the dark.
>>2723684Wow i didn't even realise they added new legend races!
is this food
>>2723699Horse meat is delicious
>>2723695It's the ´ key followed by a vowel actually.
>>2723693Poomp it
>>2723685To bakushin the sprints of life you must prepare for the 3600m that is life
>>2723699>medium ANope, now that everyone can reach 1200+ power, distance S is more important than ever
>>2723699Is calm in a crowd even consistent? Not bad though. Looks good. Will be powercrept by GL sadly.
>>2723693This is the first time I’ll retain since like the first month of MANT and it’s pretty much just down to six random ass UGs getting shat out in parent runs. I still haven’t even updated my longslop TT Uma from Unity…
>>2723696I should try it my neighborhood is kinda crap at night, but then again when I was working nights I used to always see people doing runs in what was kinda a rough neighbourhood
I SEE ITTRIPLE LATE START IN THE FINALS.
>>2723699It's pointless to make dirt CM aces before GL.
>>2723708whatdoes that come out before virgofuck>>2723707yeah i accidentally borrowed a dirt opera instead of medium
>>2723455Probably incredibly easy to hit those stats at 2nd summer camp when you're running somebody with broken ass growths like Oguri
>>2723713I can win in spite of late starts, im confident
The good omens keep coming. Rickey will be mine.
>>2723715This is the last CM of the NUnity/MANT era.
>>2723715Anon, GL is next week. Dirt CM isn't even this month.
>>2723688I see what you're up to, CB. And I like it!
Rickey's still dodging my lobby. This is terrible. I'll never be able to pull her at this rate.
>>2723722CB SEXOOOOOOOOO
Would i be bricking my luck by hosting rooms?
I still think a single letter making your ace unusable is one of the worst mechanics I've ever seen in a video game
>>2723721I don't get it, where's the new scenario?
>>2723728My sprint A shitter can totally win rooms though
>>2723729How much zoom do you need?
>>2723569baste
>>2723734FASTER
>>2723733You lost me
>>2723733geez you'd think a new scenario would warrant its own big ass banner instead of being a footnote
>>2723733To be fair that's YO CHECK OUT THIS FALCO new scenario too AND SOME NEW CARDS
>>2723728it's not meant to be easy
PREDICT YOUR WINRATE, NOW
>>2723737Cygames doesn't give a shit about global.
Fukutards give me a stock to buy
>>272374140%
>>2723725Quick! Rearrange your bed so the foot points to the door and it's next to a window. Also turn on the fan when you sleep! Male sure to put a gemstone in a basin of river water out in the moonlight on full moons to dragonlinemaxx your room.
>>272374180%
>>27237410%
>>2723741100%
>>2723735i cant do that right now
>>2723728It wouldn't be if pink rates weren't so laughably bad, after like 10 sparks it should be a guaranteed S>>2723739Slave mentality
>>2723741I dunno maybe 70% round 1 then drop to 20% round 2
>>272374117%
>>2723741Publics were a joke so 75%
>>2723754>slave mentalityThey should just give everyone plats regardless of how they perform desu
IM GOING TO WIN THIS FUCKING CM AND PROVE THAT I CAN RUN WITH ALL OF YOU, WATCH ME ANON.
Did you thank her yet for saving this CM?
>>2723754>distance S guaranteed>now the only thing that differentiates winners will be stats (your deck) and skills (your parent autism)lollmao
>>2723745IT WORKED
>>2723766RUCKY RUCKY
>had to spend 2 clocks to beat bitter glassewtf...
>>2723767>Lickey
>>2723771Did that leave you bitter?
>>2723771>ms. 3rd place>3rd gate>3rd favouriteLUDOKINO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE CHINESE
>>2723765Things you actually have control over, like a proper video game, exactly
>>2723771>>2723775Third time's the charm
>>2723775She also beat 3rd place by 3 lengths.
>>2723762I believe in you soon-to-be first rate!
>>2723777this isn't a proper video gameask cygames for one they're on a roll with those lately
Her time is almost over, say something nice about her.
>>2723771>Nice Glasse>Bitter Nature>Little Hayahide>Biwa Cocon
>>2723741I expect this one to go about the same as always, or maybe a little worseSomewhere around 50-65% round 1, dropping to a little under 50% overall by the end of round 2
>>2723777>Things you actually have control over>support card gacha>career rainbows>spark inheritance>inspiration activations>event agemasenlollmao
>>2723783We love our front queens. Falco's reign is going to be amazing
>>2723786What?
>>2723783She's the Deng Xiaoping of /v/ma, I love her. Kill more flatliners
>>2723745>>2723766As one ordained in bullshit I can tell you those instructions actually steer your fengshui towards sudden death anon...
What will happen to toreinahs who run both Rickey and Xoggy in the dirt CM?
>>2723797Free plat
>>2723797win?
Been taking a crack at Bright for Long TT and I feel like I am doing something wrongAny suggestions? I feel like I forgot how to build long AND end umas
>>2723775>>2723778>>2723773Holy fuck I got a 3stam star spark too, I KNEEL
>>272374123%, trip into A Finals, beat some guy with a 90% and make him seethe.
>>2723803Sprint aces always break my brain for regular runs
What heal setup works for the Xogger on the dirt CM?
>>2723803Riko AND creek is just unnecessary, you'd rather run another wit
>>2723808Corner, hydrate, 777, u=ma2
>>2723777Yeppers. Trips of truth.Playing this game is fine and even competing in cm is fine, but I feel aiming for 80% or 90% every CM is too much of a time investment that could be better spent getting good at a skill or hobby or bettering yourself.
>>2723745>foot points to the doorDO NOT FUCKING DO IT YOU FUCKERS!its called the coffin position, because thats how they carried out the dead out of their rooms. Youre FUCKED if you do this.
>>2723790Much more manageable than pink procs, by a galaxy
>>2723808this >>2723813Also straightaway instead of corner works, too.
>>2723815Just spill some virgin rooster blood to balance the ying yang
You must sit backward when you shit so you can pull rickey in one single pull
>>2723814>I feel aiming for 80% or 90% every CM is too much of a time investment that could be better spent getting good at a skill or hobby or bettering yourselfDoing 3 runs a day is enough to reach that winrate though. You just gotta play well
>>2723807Its not just that, last few CMs were of such short distance that you barely remember what stamina does>>2723809Hmm worth a gardner, although I am unsure if there are any wit SR's that are good for ends or longs, guess I can grab Marvy again...Speaking of, how does Brights ult scale from stamina? To my understanding it gives more velocity if it has excess of it, but how much do I need?
>>2723745>put a gemstone in a basin of river water out in the moonlight on full moonsI want to see Rickey in the lobby, not find the next dork souls DLC.
>>2723821Ive heard thats the toilets were originally intended to be used that way
Post your Oshi ace for sprint CM. Surely you are not running 3 metafag umas...?
>>2723819Stop gaslighting anons into cursing themselves! That summons imps and the like!
>>2723822I've done fifteen Bamboo runs over the last three days since I got her and she always has at least one thing, mainly getting sprint S, go against her. Playing well is heavily affected by the layers upon layers of RNG.
>>2723829she's not even out
>>2723829
>>2723829My wife is not even in the game
>>2723829She was actually my first UG rank uma and was the only one for a while
>>2723829I'd rather be caught dead than metafag sprintcasino
>>2723829I would never.
THE SPRINT CM IS TODAY AND I AM GOING TO JOB
>>2723843You are running curren though
>>2723829She's far from perfect, would've liked the sluts Kitasan and Marvy to finish their chains and gotten the S obviously, but she's won enough here and in randos that I feel somewhat comfortable she will get me my third place A.
>>2723829Okay.I'd love to have gotten sprint corners, THH, and no agemasen from Bakushin but what can you do.
I WANT ROOMS BRING ME MY RIVALS
>>2723569>>2723574>>2723694Running/jogging isn't that good for you, technically speaking. We were built to walk long distances and sprint short ones and they have more benefits than running.
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>>272385019960069
>>2723852Dumb frogposter
>>2723828
>>2723847I like Curren though, bit I can run my Ardan instead of you'd like.
>>2723815>>2723794Could i get an expert feng shui analysis on my setup?
>>2723825sure you do, Yanineko
>>2723852You are incorrect because jogging has strong evidence for improving cardiovascular health, reducing disease risk, and supporting mental health.
>>2723861>fan while sleepingInstant death unfortunately.
>>272374133% round 133% round 2Each of my umas 11%Just like last sprintshitNone of my builds will matter
>>2723861Which direction does the window face? Hopefully not east...
>>2723857>>2723865Crinkling knees typed these posts.
>>2723829I'm tempted to see if I can hit cap on URA at the cost of golds.
We need a Rickey reign it would be the funniest shit ever
>>2723852https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31685526/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28365296/https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25082581/DUMB FROGPOSTER
>>2723869It's north i believe.>>2723866The fan stays on at all times i don't care if i am courting death.
>>2723855>7 late 2 paceKino lobby
>>2723875>.govOh no no no
>>2723874I DONT WANNA BE CHINESE
>>2723861you forgot to mention the colors
>>2723879Not very Kino when Bamboo cucks herself out of ult by being third the whole race
>>2723875that's their plan to make you week in the knees so they can rape you when you did a wrong think, don't listen to the feds
>>2723829She's terrible but that won't stop me.
>>2723875Tachyon would NEVER link to a study from a government website.
>You face your RIVAL in the finals What do you do in this situation.
>>2723883>you forgot to mention the colorsPhysically i'm white but spiritually i am yellow.
>>2723890Only one of us will walk, I will end his career
>>2723829She sucks and doesn't even have Sprint S, I am failing her. I am such a bad husband, how can I make it up to her?
>>2723890The race has already been run, all I can do in that situation is see the results.
>>2723891be sure to keep your physical self facing west and your metaphysical self in the center of your room
Consider: sprints can be so volatile and the average player is so shit I think 99% of people will make it to group A.
>>2723829I wouldn't waste my oshi's time with sprintslop
>>2723899I am the 1%
>>2723829I have too many. I don't know which one is best but this is the one I'll probably try first.
I DONT WANNA WAIT A WEEK I WANT GL NOW I WANT TO BE FONDLED BY A DRUNK LIGHT HELLO
>tfw my wife is meta for sprint and really good for mileI don't want to be called a metacuck when I use her!
>>2723908You are an even cuck if you dont use her
how the fuck are all you assholes getting UGs
>>2723861Head facing south is good, creates warmth/yang energy, but feet facing the window is mid, i believe drains your Qi. headboard of the bed not having a wall behind it (i.e. no support) is bad.
>>2723911practice feng shui
>>2723911Post your deck and uma
>>2723890I have a rival?
>>2723908You have to wear her completionist title when you put her in the team
>>2723911by clicking speed training and wit training
>>2723907>Anon wants to be sexually assaulted by his idol career manager
>>2723912>headboard of the bed not having a wall behind it (i.e. no support) is bad.Technically the headboard is supported by a wall it's just that i sleep the reverse way. Is that a bad thing?
>>2723919YES NEIGHA
>>2723876I'm not sure about feng shui but in a lot of Buddhist stuff is'nt the north associated as being an origin or evil and thats why Bishamoten being the guardian of the North is so emphasised
>>2723916That's a great idea actually. That's going to be a pain in the dick because she's not out yet so I can't get the easy title without the new dirt races.
>>2723911Bring lots of wit and speed cards, hit balls.
>>2723925That's a shame, who is your wife?
>>2723930pic related
>>2723920I am not sure, but i believe the effect is the same, since your head doesnt have the support
>>2723925Trainers who truly love their wife would go back and do the new races anyway to fill her trophy room.
>>2723910cheats
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/743373559/Well that sucked
>>2723942
>>2723942Now that there's a thread every few days at the very most what's the excuse for deleting uma threads now?
Just ran into these.
>>2723907So do I brother, so do I..
>>2723942Thank you to whoever tried to advertise for the clubs, much appreciated.
>>2723955The only rule that has ever really existed is that you're not allowed to upset people with power.
>>2723955There was never an excuse. We've always known it was because jannies hate Uma and at least one of them is a seething brony.
>>2723955Someone's got a vendetta against uma threads for some reason. At the moment the mods seem to be a war with Deltarune fans, but with how crap /v/ is normally I don't see how regular threads diminish the quality that much.
>>2723829No clue how meta she is, but I've got a ballroom fuji.
>>2723956That Satono Rickey is nice. She won't win much but I respect the trainer.
>>2723967Oh your oshi is fuji? Why didn't you use her in the previous CMs HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? Are you actually a sovlless metafag who unly uses her when she's playable HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>>2723974She's not, but she's up there on the list. Only reason I'm not running my actual oshi is because I've already given up on G mutations.
>>2723914
>>2723974is fuji meta? I thought its taiki, nishino and oguri
>>2723983She's easy to build due to her inate skills and growths, but she's not exceptionally strong.
>>2723974I used Fuji in the previous Sprint tooI'm not a metafag but also I won't use a horse that is too much of a pain in the ass to make it work. Extrapolating to other games, imagine someone that aims for tier A or B as long as it's fun, instead of someone that always aims for whatever is S tier. Now if the girl I like is S for a meta, then good for me(in this case, I wuv Nishino)
>>2723974>Oh your oshi is fuji? Why didn't you use her in the previous CMs HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? Are you actually a sovlless metafag who unly uses her when she's playable HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
I'm putting the meta in the bag until Tap Dance City comes out
fuji is my wife's friend so i like running them together simple as
I'm still making improvements but I've got a team at least.
>>2724003Based, I like her large tits and sexhair
>>2723974Unironically this to our Bourbonfag but this CM
Fuji fatigue
>>2723919If all idol career managers are as hot and cute as light hello is then there will be alot more high school and middle school boys jumping into idol careers.
>>2723955you never really get taken off the mod shitlistthe best you can do is hope new subjects push you down far enough the priority list that they mostly forget about obliterating you on sight
>>2724017Male idols just get to fuck their cute yume fans though
>>2723980Run kitasan black, sweep tosho, marvy wit, daiwa wit, fuku wit and borrow guts bakushin. Use full power sparks enjoy your competitive CM16 ace
This is just a quick Bakushin for dailies, but if this was an ace run, what's a better choice here? Two blues right now, or 3 blues in the future and a possibility of more total pinks?
I know that many anons will pull for rickey, but how are YOU going to make sure you don´t have to mercy pull her? Are you making a blood sacrifice for the three goddesses? drip wax on your body while you pull? making a pentagram with fumos and placing your phone in the middle?please write down if you make anything in that direction
>>2724026I'd take the blues now. You still have enough time to get those at 3/4 to blue just by training wit or anything else. Remember you are trying to gain as many stats as possible in the shortest amount of time, everytime you take an unideal turn you better have a damn good reason to do so.
My fellow inariGODS i am cooking something for our warlord.
i had an idea
>>2724031This guy is never gonna outdo Opera Bird, unfortunately.
>>2723679wtf measurehead lurks here?
>>2723829Like every CM I will do a bunch of careers every day even while it's going on to try and make her better. But it's only on my runs where inspirations don't hit and I'm stuck with Sprint B that I get both IHS and Speed Star and decent stats. My one where I did get Sprint S and good stats got neither gold obviously.I also transferred like 20 more a day or two ago to make room.
>>2724038Wtf based macky
>>2724024I got aces I just don't have UGs
>>2724038GENTLEMEN (desuwa)
>>2724038MENTLEGEN DESUWA
>>2724036>Don't get rushed conditionOh boy, her we go again.
>>2724038Excellent
>>2724050I already have a restraint parent, nothin to do but show these wannabes how we do things in Edo
>>2724031I will run all of the new G1 dirts with Fuku 7 times each
have you guys seen how small opera's ears are lmao
Whats the optimal combination of rickey greens.
>>2724031>my oshi still isn't hereAw man
>>2724034Makes sense, thanks.And now please excuse me, my trainee is waiting for me.
>>2724058To be fair, my Dirt Tama idea is probably insane too. Basically, just put Light Hello and Tachyon into this deck. I'm not sure if I'll need Creek or if I could get away with Speed Jordan since stamina won't be free.
Why the fuck do event chains just give up after junior year?
>>2724069Right/Left Handed[Season] RunnerFirm/Wet ConditionsRestraint[Style] Savvy (Front, but she has Pace built in if you're lazy)Last one if you don't want to gamble would be [X] Racecourse or [X] Days to be sure it activates
>>2724072Based as fuckI'd love to get some onsen Bakusexo too
>Can run any position>Dirt E is means you can get her to Dirt A without too much pain>Built in recovery>Built in NSM>Gets every good accel for free in her secret eventShe's coming....She's coming...
>>2724069for the dirt CM? fall runner and right-handed from Finemo so focus on those hints, standard distance from fujin witOi, Wet, Sunny are hard to get so probably you want them on your own parents or at least borrows alongisde restraint and racing spirit moodcompetitive spirit should work
>>2724081
>>2724081She's gonna win this coming stakes too
>>2724081you forgot>free fast learner
FUJI THAT'S YOUR 7TH MOOD DOWN PRE SENIOR CAN YOU STOP
Is there any uma you think you could beat hand to hand battle to the death?
>>27240957 just in classic year is insane and you just have to mercykill her at that point.
>>2724094Oh is that online? SHES COMING EVEN MORE NOW
>>2724078>>2724085Have you guys even looked at Rickey's kit before posting nonsense?
>>2723665yes, yes, I know, I've seen the posts about the new guy flatlining, you can stop nowwe're well past the 14th so no use in kicking anyone now, if he doesn't get anything for next month he's getting the boot on the 1st. We're fine anyway, A rank secured as usual, if you guys want to push to A+ we'll just talk it over on the club chat. Sorry for not contributing a lot either, I've been busy keeping up with niggergoyball and drawing a bunch of /v/ma-tans now that I've finally settled on a design (soon™)
>>2724098She may be fucking me over right now, but I'll never abandon my girl.
>>2724081for me it's condor because she has much better growth rates
>>2724081>BLOCKS your path and staminachecks you
>>2724104the innate greens + savvy from LH are a given
>>2724104Yes I said she has Pace Savvy built in
>>2724110>switches to late or end because she doesn't give a FUCK about faggot shit like running styles
>>2724114But Should you run Rickey as a Pacer?
>>2724114She has two more greens that apply in Ooi dirt on top of that, anon. She's really not that hard to build as people parrot.
>>2724117If you are lazy you could but we're not at the point where Paces are good so I said Front Savvy
>>2724097Sugar Lights is susceptible to leg sweep and kicking her while she's down
>>2724085>competitive spirit should workX Doubt
>>2724085the game rigs it so you won't ever see a 6-style lobby ever if you pick competitive spirit
>>2724106>I've been busy keeping up with niggergoyballI feel like that's half the thread to be fair.ITS COMING HOME BTW
>>2724038Saved for future hysterics-posting
>>2724129you need 4 umas running the same style for it to activate, if you are doing front rickey you're also bringing another front, i guess it will depend on how popular falco and banana falco are compared to xog + 2 doms metaslop
oh my!
There's like what 6 or 7 elite teams? Why is it almost always the Mejiro Squad?
>>2724120This CM she'll have 3 greens built in as a front>Collaborative races>Strong steps>Front runner savvy (from light hello)She won't be a cakewalk since she needs 3 greens and GW but she also won't be absurdly difficult either. The real bitch is when we have something like tokyo dirt where her dirt green doesnt work
>>2724098>>2724108See? Never kill your umas.
>>2724137Lowkey I think a lot of people will straight up fail to build any non-Oguri aces because of mant brainrot.
>>2724150That's a pretty paperweight
what do you mean Mayano has guaranteed FLhow do you even get it
>>2724142There's 11 supposedly, but besides Aeon/Hephaestus/Persephone I think I've only gotten Hymenaeus once and the others never.
>>2724106Thanks danchou, my message came out harsher than I thought, the guy is active and I'd love for him to stay and become a part of the club, it's just strange to me
>>2724159500 wit and a love advice
>>2724159It's the Maya's Love Advice event. Usually it's just +10 Wit with a chance of Fast Learner but if you already have 500+ Wit or so she'll get it guaranteed supposedly. It can show up at any point or not at all so she can also brick you
>>2724150explode
El Hell is just as bad as the Ryan Mines. Holy shit this bitch will NOT GIVE ME A GOOD FUCKING PARENT
>>2724140>2%
>>2724174Yeah I just did a run and she jobbed half the races, I'm just going back to oguri
>unironically said "yeppers" at a job interviewYou faggots have ruined my life.
>>2724188
>>2724188yeppers is not that lethal at least. Good Luck with the job!
>>2724188I'd promote you too Anon
>>2724188YEPPERS
>>2724188WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE DRAWGODS, CHOP CHOP
>>2724191this is the funniest sticker so far, second best only beaten by /v/ma WON
>>2724200Nah this is just funny and slightly cringe, it's not potentially life ruining yet
>>2724191Not right now you don't
where does yeppers yep from?
>>2724188How the fuck do we have this many dense people getting their lives ruined by this game?
>>2724188Don't worry about it. No amount of yeppers will affect your prospects when the internal candidate always wins anyways.
I'm still trying to make aces for Leo and apparently fronts are not as good this time? Why? I want to use Bakushin
>>2724217her yephole
>>2724217That's something Yukino Bijin says
>>2724217From her yepper.
>>2724220Anon, where have you been? If you run bakushin you run her as pace like last sprint CM
>>2724220It's a sprint. Fronts don't have enough time to build up a big lead, paces also have all of their accels online (this is rare) so generally fronts just get eaten alive by paces.
https://youtube.com/shorts/t2ZFODdJEKk?is=Rc6Ipxog472Zqu6h
>>2724231>>2724232I completely forgot that Bakushin's default style is pace
>>2724188That just makes you sound quirky, like golly gee sonny boy.
Imagine Yepping
Consider Yepping
>4 hoursI want the CM to start NOW
>>2724234Her two alts are full front after so
>>2724242I unironically want to yep her yepper and make her yep.
>>2724252Gold City...
>No distance hit and every single SSR didn't finsh their chainJokes on you Cygames this was a completionist run anyway, you didn't sabotage me in any way that matters.
>>2724252Cafe...
Yep you... <3
40 minutes until the most important game of the world cup AND THEN the CM any last minute rooms?
I have a funny idea for that country boys make do meme but with yeppers instead.
>>2724268MAKETHEMYOURSELF
>utter dogshit parent run..do i replace Falco with FIne to witmax for an SS rank?
>>2724270The greatest album art I've ever witnessed came across my feed today and I immediately thought about putting Bourbon in it, but I'm not good enough.
>>2724268I'm not making rooms for goyball fans
>>2724289Footybroken lmfaooo
>>2724264I completely forget they're roommates
>>2724282>Bourbon with that gigantic of an assGod someone make it happen please
>>2724295Certainly one of the oddest pairings, what is the connection
>>2724295Didn't the two horses mate irl?
>>2724304>>2724305Yeah it's a McQueen/Dictus room all over again
>Cafe yepped a dirterIt's oyep...
I like to watch
>>2724297Pick the pen up
>another 3 hour waitLegit, whats the point of the second reset?
>>2724327I can only draw borderline hypertits and I am not that good yet
so did cafe put his manhattan all the way in yukino's bijin?
>>2724322Cafe's dad was a dirter, so it was already dober
>>2724334reminder
>>2724341That guy is a fucking faggot
>>2724322She's turf A dirt B bro, her career has tiara races
>>2724333so that workcuck japs don't stay up all night playing kusoge and die in their 50s rather than 30sthat's called care for you westerners
lots of black people here at this time of day
>>2724341Boobs give life.Asses give shit.
>>2724348I wish they'd have sex with my trainees
>>2724352ass gave him life so idk idk
>>2724355They do that over on /vg/.
>>2724348that's what happens when half the thread goes away over to /sp/
>>2724352
>>2724352Tits are lifeAss is hometown
>>2724348Yes I'm Black how did you know
>>2724348what, a nigga can't train his neighas?
Why can't I like both tits and ass at the same time? There would be no more wars if every girl had the body of Danni Ashe, you know.
>>2724348please remember whose reign you live under right now
>>2724369AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>2724371Asses are where poopy comes out of>>2724374She's hiding huge boobies in that box
>>2724371for me, it's neither
tits girls?ass girls?i just want a nice girl
>>2724381No woman on this planet is like Nice Nature and that is so sad
>>2724380>niceneichadanchouuu.mp3
>>2724380Nishino gets a lot of sex artwork but I think it's mostly the taboo aspect of lewding the youngest girl in the cast. Other lolis don't get nearly as much love(and lust) as her.
>>2724380based and same
>>2724385I mean...
>>2724385imagine looking in her seductive eyes and not falling for it
>>2724391HASHITTE MOTTO KIRAMEITEAKOGARE NI TEIKU OFFUYOU KOPIIII KOPIIITOOOMANNNAAAIIIIII
>>2724385It's because Nishino brutally mogs all the other loli characters. Look at how weak the competition is.
So many of you are nonces wtf
>>2724404You're Br*tish
I’ve got an SS Curren and an S Hishi for graded league, do I even have a shot or should I stick to open league?
>>2724410Don't fucking call me Br*tish ever again
>>2724415SS with the right skills can compete, S Hishi is probably going to be stuck in the back
>>2724415expect group B to be full of UGs
>>2724404where do you think we are
>>2724418>>2724419Sounds like open yet again for me, thanks anons
>>2724391Yeah but Maya's whole career was about lusting for trainer cock. Beeshino is a good girl.
LETS FUCKING GO INGERLAND
If england wins i disband my club
>>2724417don't use bong words if you don't want to be called a bing
>>2724404no worries officer i'm loicensed to love these pixels
>der/v/ is known as the pedoclub>most people in there a cowfags
>>2724439never fall for oy neigh slander
>>2724380I can't believe they introduced this item only for it to be essentially useless.
>>2724447umas are not whores, you have to earn sex, not buy it
>>2724440oy neigh and der/v/ are allies though
>>2724445Suzuka has a weird fetish.
>>2724447It needs to be earned
FUCK MANTFUCK TEAM TRIALS
>>2724458You're never getting my LONGKINO sashes btw.
>>2724458
>>2724458How the fuck is clicking a little button like 5 times a day an insurmountable obstacle to some of you?
>>2724465It's very annoying and slow (and laggy). Give me a button to do all 5 at once
57925213Bring ONE ace. Your strongest one. Or most consistent one.
>>2724448>>2724455
>>2724468?
>>>/vg/574138272
>>2724473Nope.
>>2724468Aieee he's going to pirate my uma
>>2724471Bring your best ace. The ace of aces. Your kamiace.
>>2724473So?
>>2724473There's not even 8 people in this thread to fill the lobby
>>2724218I get it, if you start using a word, ironically or not, it becomes very hard to get it out of your lexicon.I watch a few streamers and I have to actively stop myself from saying his ass is [fill in blank] or brother as an expression of exasperation.
>>2724482Yeah im ngl Im watching the goyball game, this one is fucking massive.
>>2724486>brother
WHAT IS MY MAN KANE DOING
I am having a fucking heart attack watching this shit
are there any real autists who keep their missions unclaimed until you finish all of them instead of fake autists who are aftraid to spend a minute on a different game mode
Hope you're all watching the grudgematch kino
>Second summer event happened almost a year after the first oneAccelerated schedule my ass!CYGAMES! PUT THIS SHIT INTO OVERDRIVE, I WANT HALF ANNI EVERY THREE MONTHS AND ANNI EVERY SIX
Argies are such dirty fucking cheaters, Dia should die in pain
>>2724501Yeppers, never watch goyball but this one so hyped up by yall I tuned in
>>2724500I never claim my dailies because they just mail the rewards to you the next day if you don't grab em
FUCK BRITS
>>2724500Sometimes I keep my dailies unclaimed until I finish all of them. I won't do that for event missions though, there are event points in there and I'm cashing those out immediately.
>>2724500I do that for my dailies, but not event stuff.
>>2724508what?
>>2724503Unless they're going to give me septuple the amount of carats you can shut the fuck up and wait your decade until we're concurrent with JP
TAKE MY ENERGY SPICBROS
>>2724517>muh daily half a single pull
>>2724516Here's yesterday's dailies still in my mail box
>>2724523i was asking autists, not psychos
>>2724519Requesting this for next OP.
>goyball OP"No!"
>You can only use rickey like.....4 times in the whole games lifespan Why do I wanna pull for brickey again?
>>2724528She's cute
>>2724528You can run her in a bunch of CMs if you aren't a fucking coward.
>>2724486Yeppers, lucky for me English is my second language, so stuff from /v/ma will never affect my lexicon or work
>>2724519No, fuck hambrentina
>>2724528Mutating is fun
Back from halftime, what did i miss?
WE STILL BELIEVE, WE STILL BELIEVEWE STILL BELIEVE, WE STILL BELIEVEIT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING, PLAT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING, PLAT'S COMING HOME
fuck britscamon aryantina
>>2724188I say "not looking good" on a daily basis so you're not alone
>>2724517FUCK YOU, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF WAITING FOR MY OSHIS
>>2724540nothing, game is dull as fuckworst of all argentina isn't losing yet
Explain the Ingerland vs Argentina rivalry in uma terms
>>2724546daddy's boots vs indian breath in a pre-op
>>2724546grass bullying el pasa when she is larping as a mexican
>>2724545Of course they aren't, Milei is using all of the bribe money he got from foreign moguls to bribe the referees, that and seething over Falklands is all they have left
>>2724544They have a thread for you. It's called /umajp/!
>>2724546The main story chapter of Special QUEEN vs Mount Jew
>>2724546>uma terms
>>2724546Tamamo Cross vs Oguri CapThe JRA would anything to rig races for Oguri to win
>>2724550Jpbros are welcome though, always will be
>>2724439I like mediums the most though.
So whoever wins gets the Falklands, right?
>>2724553Oguribroken
>>2724564Pretty much, thats part of the reason there's so much bad blood
>>2724038STARTPUFFINBOY
>>2724566>The top gear special where they and the camera crew had to flee the country taking backroads at night or else they'd get ambushed in towns and on the high way
Haven't watched a single minute of world slopI will tune in for this second halfAs an Amerifatt, if nothing happens I will be very angry with all of you
>>2724573They're not allowed to end these in a tie so something will eventually happen.
If England wins can we get an NTR OP?
>>2724573Neigha it's goyball, nothing ever happens.Someone kicks the ball and this bitch of a world stays the same.
>>2724578I feel like Shakur would say this with her calvinist views
>>2724577What does NTR have to do with England?
>>2724578No, it gets worse afterward.
>>2724579She likes Italian soccer for some reason
I haven't been around these threads much lately. One thing I didn't miss were the stupid shitball offtopic discussions or whatever crap you like to have, even the other board is more on topic.
>>2724579I find it very charming how much cygames can squeeze out of a real lifes horse personality. A mean horse being turned into an alternative computer genius that believes in predetermination is really cool.
>>2724580NTRbro is a britThe good /v/ma NTRbro I mean, /uma/ apparently has an evil one
It's not possible to get a Groundwork white on El, it's hard coded to not give you one. Don't try to show me one, it's shopped.
>>2724584I was surprised by how damn good her story was. They could have easily just made her some mean looking bitch that liked going to rock shows or whatever, but her story leans heavy into philosophy, programming and all sorts of other stuff
>>2724583You'll be glad to hear that it all ends this week anyway. Did you manage to get any testing done? How you feeling about the sprintsloppa
>>2724583>I really really hate /v/ma and I really really love /vg/, don't you guys?Not this shit again.
>>2724590Not him, but I think this CM is gonna be one of the most surprising ones. High tier consistent builds are VERY hard to beat
>curious to see if there's a shitshow>Subscription streaming>Subscription streaming>Subscription streaming>Subscription streamingThat's ok I'll just read about the chimpouts later
2 more hours until we sail....
>>2724595Really hate waiting for the 2nd reset, but it did allow me to create a last minute highroll
>>2724596explode
>>2724592>High tier consistent builds are VERY hard to beatwhen has this not been the case? in fact i think it's easier than ever to beat them since it's just a shitshow of who activates their skills at a good point
>>2724594just watching a pirate stream myself
>>2724594Not me, I have to remake my entire team
>>2724582They wanted to name the horse Air Scudetto (a national football cup in Italy) before going for Shakur instead.
>>2724590>You'll be glad to hear that it all ends this week anyway. Glad to hear that. I can't stand that shit so I'll come back next week.Did you manage to get any testing done? How you feeling about the sprintsloppaYeah, I'm pretty happy with what I have right now, but I don't have anything for Dirt yet. I'll probably skip it and focus on learning GL and building parents for the next next CMs instead. I don't really like Ricky anyway, so I won't be pulling for her either.
>>2724599The narratives of sprints has been for the longest that its an RNGfest where everyone randomly wins. Now with hindsight I would argue that this cm is very consistent.
>>2724594https://litter.catbox.moe/s7j1epvqxf6bv6ji.PNG
>>2724602Ahhh that explains it
>>2724596>Hit Fast Learner>Stuck with Sprint B and Kita/Baku don't finish their chains anywayGet me out of this distance
what cards do you run for a basic grandparent run? i'm going for the real generic shit, homestretch/uma stan/whatever
UH OH
>>2724573Real proles don't have the money to go on vacation to burgerland for this match so you won't see an actual escalation unfortunately.
>>2724470Some umas would just pretend to be angry and eagerly go to a hotel with you
>>2724603Rickey has some free rolls so you might get spooked by her regardless, anyway. Dirt is gonna be PEAK xogslop so I think you should be wary of that. What team are you running for sprint?Also, the stakes are monday i think. By then the WC is over
Kill Satono Diamond
CAM ON INGERLAND*BANG BANG BANG*
DIABROS WHAT DO WE DO NOW
>>2724618A small donation to the refs will turn the tide.
>>2724610Cuteki is the go-to borrow for generic skill hints. She has good stuff and hints being level 5 means she'll never give you the same one twice. And then you get PTO on top from her second chain event.
>>2724610I always borrow yaeno muteki>Prepared to pass, tail held high, ramp up and PTOIts too good
>>2724618What does Dia have to do with Argentina
>>2724603>hating /sp/postingnewfag...
>look up the rivalry knowing nothing about footy>read up on the Hand of Godwhat the fuck
>>2724626Argentine mother.
>>2724626Dia is Argentine
>>2724626Dia is half Argentinian, her mother was an Argentinian mare that won 4 G1s
>>2724631>>2724632Good news Segabros, we're white!!
>>2724631>>2724632>>2724634This unironically ruined Dia for me
>>2724623>>2724625forgot about her, thanks. why can't all cards be that good...
Does Dober ult work in the dirt CM?
All of a sudden I don't want to visit Epsatono Island anymore.
>>2724639depends
>>2724637No it didn't
>>2724630It's not Hand of God, it's God Hand (for the PlayStation 2)https://files.catbox.moe/6zlogf.png
>>2724637It's just the real life horse, there's no indication the uma herself is half spic. There is ONE half spic uma in curren bouquetdor (she's half chilean) but other than that none of em are from SA
>>2724615>Dirt is gonna be PEAK xogslopI'm confident front teams will be better (assuming you have the umas for it). XOguri will be strong but her unique is only 0.3 accel and she doesn't really have anything else to add to it other than gamble shit like Head-On or Nimble/NSM. For this reason I also think end XOguri will be a better choice provided you can get the right heals.
>>2724639Yeah it works well, I think it will be pretty consistent because debuffers will be all the way in the back so lates will be a little higher than usual.
>>2724647Not that anon but I doubt end xogger will be stronger if you end up missing out on the u=ma2 timing.
>>2724642Yes it did, country full of awful, deeply dishonest and bad people. Dia cannot be related to that
THIS SHIT BORING THEY'RE JUST STANDING AROUND
>>2724656huebros...
>>2724648I was thinking of running it on pace
>>2724647The track is too short for end to be strong and you're missing out on u=ma2.
>bongs parking the busTie anytime now
>>2724647Who do you even run as third front?
>>2724664Didn't they do this last world cup and it cost them the entire fucking thing?>get an early lead>do nothing>other team ties up>job the penalty shots
>>2724647XOguri gets to run 3 speed cards because she ignores stamina targets since she's buying recoveries anyway and has them in her kit, Fronts need ~900 stamina and as such will be running Creek.
>>2724637If it's any consolation, almost every Argentine horse in her pedigree fucked a burger horse
Good save
>>2724647Thing about ends is that spurt doesn't work though. End xog has>no u=ma2>no spurt>short final spurt>will be hard to close the gap of a leading rickey or falco
>>2724666Suzuka
>>2724666GluezukaMayanoMcFatUse Maru anyway
Why won't Danchou wuv me back?
HOLY FUCK LAYS?????
>>2724651End will be less consistent for sure, not just in races but also in career runs (again due to needing to get heals), but her ceiling will be higher.>>2724666Rickey if you get her, but really 2 is enough anyway.>>2724670Oh right I forgot about that. With the higher cap that might matter a lot.>>2724674Even without Spurt ends have better accel options in MPB and Pump.
So my question is, whats stopping front teams from running a suzuka booster? Would Dirt C/B be enough to build a massive lead?
>>2724647>ONLY 0.3 accel>and a speed carryover>and it's 10 secondsdelusional, brickey has to bring 6 greens for the same effect
>>2724686I was planning on trying that since rickey does not have positional requirements
>>2724686You don't need to make a sacrificial rabbit, you can just make a Runaway Suzuka mutant in GL. You do need to get up to Dirt A to not gimp your power so you can try and get out for the lead, but it's not that insane of an ask
>>2724686This is very likely the play, low dirt aptitude ensures she dies on the final corner and it potentially kills runaway aces
>>2724681Gimme a wuv you, Danchou
Can't wait to mutate fun and cute umas for the dirt CM only to job horribly to xog and rickey over and over
>>2724691I think brickey gets more accel and target speed at 6 greens no
>>27246910.3 is strong but she doesn't get to combine it with anything else, and the standard accel target is 0.4.
>>2724700Brickey's is random, not timed with 777 and u=ma
>>2724681One fan run = One wuv you>chronodancing.gif
>>2724699This but unironically, I'm actually looking forward to making some parents this time
>>2724694Runaway will be bad, unrestrained sucks in the dirt track
>>2724706I'm legit excited now, but I fear losing 20 times in a row will dampen my spirit...
>>2724707If you can hit your stamina targets, there's no reason to not Runaway to try and build enough of a lead that Rickey can't overtake and steal Angling
>>2724708I'm actually more nervous about learning the new modeNew stuff is difficult, and I like to go into these things blind so I'll be lagging behind you guys a little bit. I hope it's as fun or more fun than Unity
>>2724711It's a pretty unproven strategy but I do look forward to seeing how they do.
>>2724713>as fun or more fun than Unityoh you won't believe your eyes
BONGBROS?????
>EnglelYup yup!
NICE JOB PARKING THE BUS BONGS, NOW JOB TO BENULDIES
>stand in front of england's goal for 40 minutes playing grabass before someone finally gets it inDude this is lame as hell I take everything bad I ever said about handegg.
Yeah ARG are winning the whole thing
>>2724725I still don't get why euros shit on American Football, must be some weird pride thing. It's not amazing, but honestly it's rare that you have dull games, and there's generally a lot of strategy and interesting maneuvers going on.You should see how crazy people get in these college stadiums as well. College football is almost where all the sovl is
DIACHADS WE'RE BACK
>>2724713>I hope it's as fun or more fun than UnityI sure as hell hope so too. Not a high bar to clear lmao
>>2724718>>2724732listen as long as it's not MANT, we're golden!
bros why the fuck is John Stones on the pitch isn't that an anon here
>IT'S COMING HO-- ACK!
OH NONONONONO
Joever
>Parks the bus>ACK
>>2719985>>2719996YOU WERE SAYING????? TOLD YOU THEY'RE RIGGED TO WIN
>>2724553Oguri procced Triumphant Pulse!
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLAND
Fucking hell they are going to win the whole thing, congrats on the 4th star
Bongbros... did we get too cocky...
>>2724751>How can I make this about my seething hatred of Oguri?
>>2724753They are not beating spain
Is there a European team that hasn't choked after scoring this WC?
>>2724751https://litter.catbox.moe/t5n49x.png
>>2724758You are a dumb gorilla retard if you really think Spain can win against this
>>2724750We could have waited an hour
>>2724764Spain doesn't park the bus and allow messi a million crosses
>>2724765Neigha... That's a grudgepost...
>>2724765bro...
>>2724769Dude, trust me, they are winning 2 in a row
jesus fucking christ I am so sick of the metric asston of mood down events Unity throws at you
Who is the Messi of Uma Musume?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KA9QKgcNRM
I didn't support Argentina but England after their goal they played like pure shit. What a fucking way of shitting their own pants. Deserved win. Diachads won.
>>2724750>le rigpoint at where they rigged it, Argentina fucking raped Englel, rig is just a cope at this point
NTRbro... Nooooooo ;_______;
>spain versus their former colonyuhhhhh kino?
>>2724773I suppose you're an Argentinian blinded by fanboyism, because Spain's team and playstyle is miles ahead Argentina.
>they still believe the WC winner isn't already set in stoneNeighas...
>>2724764Spain has some crazy midfield and defense, it's going to be a great watch
>>2724790Spain fucking dismantled France. They would never allow this shit to happen. It will be a great match. Either the best attack(Arg) or the best midfield wins(Spain)
WHERE'S THE FIGHTING I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE FIGHTING
>>2724787I want to die
>>2724799>>2724612
>>2724803After the goal your team completely lost their balls and stopped playing. Sorry but that was shite m8
damn rip England, that decision to play like that in the second half with such a small lead was a bad call. Pickford can only carry so much
Next bake should be Dia since she's argentinian
>>2724803SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER, if 64 years makes us strong even more years and we will be stronger
I was going to call all of you brown but we're at image limit so carry on
>>2724811why are you talking about the goyball general in here?
>>2724813lil filler before the REAL sport begins never hurt anyone
>>2724063More than a handful is a waste
>>2724803Have a hug man, wuv you. You have helped so many here myself included, I can never thank you enough
>>2724816>he says this as if the past 100 posts weren't about goyball Englandbro...
>>2724824
I can't fucking wait for this shit to be over so these threads aren't just a comment section for sportsball.
>>2724828/sp/ is /v/ma culture
>>2724834So, keiba is. You all just helped yourselves like everyone that wants to play the cute horse game gives a fuck.
>>2724686Not really, acceleration matters a lot for nige/oonige early race as well. A dirt A or S Suzukas will show up.
>>2724842We've always had crossovers tbf. I don't like football but i don't mind others posting about it within reason here.
>>2724863That was when we were dodging jannies not to start HUEHUEHUEing up the place.
>>2724863>We've always had crossovers tbfthe bitter pill is that we have no reason to have them anymore
>>2724871>we have no reasonThey're >fun.
>>2724880Not really when it's like this.
>>2724901Nah it's fine. The divegrass autism was limited to no images
>>2724917Not really. Are we just going to do this for every major sporting event now?
>>2724923No neigha, it's the world cup, it happens once every four years. That's the last time you'll ever hear about diveslop. Nobody gives a fuck about any other sporting event on a global level.
>>2724923We've always had off-topic in our breads almost every bread, and no one even calls them out. This is just one of those.
>>2724929Lil brocephalus would rather whine about funposts than talk about the game, starting think he's one of *those*
