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kek f0ze lost again?
PEAK AU CS LAN LIVE (soon)https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395780/thunder-downunder-vs-mindfreak-dfrag-hyperx-nationals-2026
CS2? More like Pee Ass Poo.
it's crazy how rigged the world cup is, glad that basically can't happen in counterstrike
Official announcement regarding Jcobbb in 12 hours.
>>2729625>tduI thought this was just a team for the major
>>2729679why did you think that? like it's not a real team, but if they're the 5 best players (outside of FQ) why wouldn't they take the occasional friday off for a LAN?
>>2729625When did DFRAG start doing LANs, feels like they do it more often now?
>the game is so fucking dead it killed /magog/
>>2729698when valve made local LANs uber important
>1000+ post thread with literal zero relevant esports on is deadbased retard
that's crazy you can save in church now
>>2729745pretty sure that saving has been the entire point of church for a long time
take me to church ill worship like a dog
Umm Roosterbros? We got too cocky.
>>2730182tjp probably had something to prove; I remember seeing him playing a few times on rooster a year or two ago
>>2730182lol
flyquest on deck
>>2730269in half an hour.
laugh at these retards
>>2730322the whole point of the show is "hot takes" though.. which ironically they tear apart the idea the m0nesy even has a chance after making that hot take lol
>>2730322kassad talkswe listen
Snax does the same thing for Niko and monesy as karrigan, they’re the same igl archetype
>>2730348Faze should get himimagine snax unlocking frozen and jcobbb... fuark...
jcobbb.................STAYS
holy hell what a bad game
Gratisfaction on an awp? What the fuck lol
IT'S OFFICIALJOCAB SIGNED
>>2730375And Jcobbb status?
>>2730382who's that
FOKUS has announced the addition of Jacob "jocab" Nerheden to its starting five as Sebastian "volt" Maloș made the move to INFINITE.
>>2730382jcobbb stays!
>>2730399Faze bros...we're SO fucking back...
I watched every game of the Cologne Major and I don't remember seeing this "jcobbb" player you speak of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8zqHwLWTX0Zypoo is scared of summit1g
Gaycobbb lmao!!!
>>2730322best cs podcast going
>>2730322worst cs podcast going absolutely insufferable to listen to these fags
>>2730661IQ filtered by a grass skirt wearing islander, some kind of slav and some northern scum. Could never be me
Blast Bounty draft in 5 hours, surely Liquid and Faze will finalize their rosters by then!
>>2730678surely jt talks won't fall out over him wanting t.c.
Looks like my favorite zigga got out of VP jail
>>2730710>indefinitelynaaaaah the bb guys really passed on a buyout that gamerlegion could handle?
>>2730710Damn. Nigga made it out.
>>2730714Maybe the spent their money on kl1m and haven't announced it yet? But their riflers are fine desu I'm not sure fl4mus would be a real upgrade.
>>2730721>But their riflers are fines1ren is straight ass and will be cut asap
>>2730723>and will be cut asapRight after jcooob gets kicked out of FaZe
>>2730733there is no shortage of russian riflers who could & would jump in for him meanwhile if i was a jcobbb upgrade i would not want to join f0ze ever
>>2730739I just realized my error in remembering BBL's riflers as fine, fl4mus was one of them...
Here's that young talent I was telling you about
>>2730757>BIG Academy>BIG>BIG Academy>BIG>BIG AcademyCertified BIG classic
I'll show you something big
anyone up for some 1.6 pugs?
told you dudes vp is no prison, if gamerlegion who's like the most poor ass org in the scene can afford to buy him out anyone could, their players' stocks are just low
>>2730813extremely dishonest post about a player that grinded t3 cs to qualify to the major and then grinded every swiss stage to playoffs bringing his roster to #6 vrs but ok champ
>>2730813hi VP ceo, can you let fame go to Pari as well?thanks
>>2730820orgs realize that it's mostly due to boombl4 and magnojez, his performance overall is decent but he falls off massively against top teams, sample size is small but his only impressive game was against vitality in atlanta https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/opponents/team/20994/fl4mus?startDate=2026-01-01&endDate=2026-12-31>>2730834he prefers to collect money on the bench, same with fl1t
>>2730873i don't think he's especially amazing, basically a decent but nothing special. that said, i think he fit very well in betboom.
>>2730883yea but there were problems with him in bb too, they couldn't play their best map, anubis, cause they couldn't make sense of the roles. they'd need to remove d1ledez to fix it if they add fl4mus for s1ren, seems they have some strange form of attachment to s1ren or else I imagine he'd be gone already
>>2730710Isn't this on a loan as well? I'm pretty sure our lad is still trapped on VP jail
>>2730834he's playing for nafany's team as of today, so is belchonokk
>>2730899Doesn't seem like it. Maybe there was a buy-back option on the first contract that greatly reduced the retarded price VP was asking for. In any case, based GL, get fucked VP management.
>>2730899"Indefinitely" sounds like it's not another loan and seems to be poking fun at VP jail.The hltv article also says his string of loans has ended so I think it's safe to assume he was bought out.
>>2730903either that or vp realized they wouldn't be able to sell him expensively after bb and bcg didn't accept the prize
>>2730903>In any case, based GL, get fucked VP managementGL paying less than what VP payed them would be the icing on the cake :)
donk looks like a grown ass man now. wtf happened?
>>2730927After being brutally raped by The Lion, he understood one thing: in order to beat the uncs, you gotta be an unc.
>>2730927he needed NiKo, to keep his boyish charm...
>>2730665Thorin and Richard Lewis are the biggest fags in esports. Theyre not good players, their commentary is almost exclusively "these guys are retards," sprinkled with useless hindsight comments that a black women would snap at you, and worst of all they have the most insanely inflated egos while having super thin skin themselves.I haven't kept up with them in years and I'm shocked they're still active. Good for them I guess, I'm surprised they haven't burned every bridge in their way yet. I was gonna ask who is actually watching these homos, but as I typed it out, I realized they perfectly match the attitude of teenage boys, so it's no surprise they always have an audience. Imagine spending almost 20 years of your life pumping out videos and articles saying that your fanbase are babies.
xd
>>2730974
>>2730974>jcobbb, ultimate and siuhy are still playing for their teams after the player breakThe Polish Mafia is strong...
>>2730961>Theyre not good playersBasically no "broadcast talent" is a top tier player> their commentary is almost exclusively "these guys are retards"Not true either and when they do say it are they wrong?>sprinkled with useless hindsight comments that a black women would snap at youFactually untrue>and worst of all they have the most insanely inflated egos while having super thin skin themselvesRelevance?
>>2730961which player did they criticise that got you this ass mad?
bro, mzinho is too nice
>>2731113S1 and elec will end that
we're back
>>2731207Roland from Poland bros will be eatin' good!
Bros, I think JBOEN might have FaZe DNA...
>>2730961>I haven't kept up with them in years>but here's a bunch of shit I made up about themNigga are you mentally retarded?
>>2730903polska ruski commonwealth?
https://www.twitch.tv/blastpremierdraft show
>>2731207>Blast Bounty*pretty based to put an asterisk to online tournaments
>>2731309AWra finna mog
>>2731252They've been around since the early/mid 2000s, probably before you were born, did they magically become different people in the last two or three years? Their legacies are being alcoholic assholes to anyone and everyone. Even if you're a huge fan, that's surely part of their appeal, so I don't get how people deny it. At least Richard did something with his journalism, exposing match fixing. I have nothing positive to say about Thorin, he's just an autistic prick. But that's why everyone knows him, I guess. Who cares about an inoffensive personality?
Why is no one picking faze yet...
who
Jcobbb stays.
Jboen got everyone afraid
Remember to buy a Banks mousepad.
nigga really collecting all ts stuff
WHY IS NO ONE PICKING FAZE YET...
>astralis over fazefazebros we're back they thinnk we're stronger than astralis
Kek this nigga avoiding frozen
Not this fat fucker JW again. I hope JBOEN rapes him.
Eyeballers again fuck.. I wanted a new matchup
DAMN WHY THIS NIGGER JW KEEPS PICKING FAZE??? GET OFF OUR DICK NIGGA
my niggas 100T gonna have to play against Falcons/Vitality/Spirit cos they're one of the last picks as a wildcard lol
when donk mouse release?
>>2731347>did they magically become different people in the last two or three years?RL arguably so, idk about Thorin.>Their legacies are being alcoholic assholes to anyone and everyonethey just like me frfr>At least Richard did something with his journalism, exposing match fixingRL genuinly is the greatest esports journalist ever, the only one who could challenge him is probably James Fudge. It's crazy for everything he's done the thing people most remember is him busting some retards for relatively minor matchfixing over a decade ago.>Who cares about an inoffensive personality?Not many. That's why RL and Thorin are interesting. They don't have to play the pls-hire-me-ESL game and are much more free to speak their mind. That alone makes some of their stuff worth watching to me.
100T VS FALCONSFINN WE ARE COMING FOR YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>2731479godzmy had those niggas sweating in cologne while having to play with "azuwu" and "bymas" and now he gets to deliver the finishing blow
>>2731688falcons struggles vs shitters sometimes so who knows
>>2731688This is the real grudge match we want to see
This shit is just not gonna work. How is kysxan going to control tilter maxxer xantares and wicadia? This is gonna crash and burn.
Eyeballers - FaZe100T - FalcoonsHighlight matchups of round 1
My high dpi goat woxic will carry these bums
>Vitality-Liquid with ultimate "stand-in"lmao
>>2731688>>2731701if you have a clear favorite I'm gonna view you as a touristniggerawesome matchup>>2731856kyxsan has been through hell for the last 1.5 year. He's gonna do fine. and it's online so xantares shouldn't be tilting too much
>>2731909>if you have a clear favorite I'm gonna view you as a touristniggerPlayer wise or team wise?
>>2731913>Player wise or team wise?all org fans are gay /sp/fagsthe 5-man stack is all that matters
>>2731920>all org fans are gay /sp/fagsI'm a G2 guy and I don't browse /sp/. What now fag?
>>2731940maybe you should embrace your true nature and fuck off to /sp
>>2731949Are you that one shizo who sees "pacconer" and that other boogyman (I forget the name) behind every post?
>>2731956no, I'm the anon who keeps telling him to fuck off with his made-up boogiemanorgfags are a cancer
/sp/ living rent free I seefeels good
>>2731974>feels good to shit up other people's neighborhoodnigger mentality
>>2731973>orgfags are a cancerSeriously. Why is me supporting G2 a cancer?
nobody was talking about /sp/ until you brought it up lel
>>2731981because this isn't some gay ass sport like football/soccer or rugbywe want individuals and personalities, not some shitty logo that you follow no matter what for no reason at all, other than wanting to "belong"it's fucking gay. It's why frogposters are the subhumans of 4chanyou fucking npc
>>2731988>we want individuals and personalitiesYes. The problem is the personalities don't even bother showing up without being paid 10s of thousands of dollars a month (by the org). Do you really think the next donk is thinking to himself he'd rather do it the hard way by going through qualifiers with a mixed team or get picked up by a team, get payed an outrageous salary and have an extensive support staff around him.In the somewhat professionalized esport we have you've got TOs and orgs footing the bill for it all. There is no IEM Cologne or PGL Astana without them.
>>2731988>retard chimping out on people for no good reason calling anyone subhumanyou're a spastic, and i'm not a part of this discussion at all
>>2732003>i'm not a part of this discussion at allyou are now, you dumb ape
>>2732000checkedhow is anything you've just said an argument for sucking org cock instead of just rooting for the most entertaining/best/funny players you can get unto a stage?
-ultimate +ultimate -ultimate kek, poor guy
>>2731985kek it's always the most miserable retards who try to gatekeep something as stupid as a CSGO general on a dead board
yeah we don't like teams in this team game we much prefer eceleb worshipping of the players I need personality and drama because this is my soap opera
feels good to be right
>>2732019What I'm arguing is that there is no modern esport the way we know it without orgs and TOs. There's 4 players: Publisher (Valve), players, TOs and orgs. Two of them make out like bandits and the two others make what we enjoy happen. I love that huNter and HeavyGoat get the salary the deserve for bringing me great entertainment on great produced broadcast. Non of that would be possible without G2 and the TOs.For my personal reason for supporting G2 is the very enjoyable origin story of arlo's ego project of returning into the EU LCS and the large personalities it had. I hate that french fag that is the current CEO, yet I remain loyal, for now.
>>2732036my nigga
>feels good to be right
>>2732069>I hate that french fag that is the current CEO, yet I remain loyalI'll never understand this cuck mentality, sorryto me, only the players mattermaybe people like Jason Lake could make me root for a team like coL just because of the person behind the org - that's an exception, but otherwise I don't see why I should ever root for any org
>>2732116>to me, only the players matterThat's ultimately the problem. There are no players without the promise of the payday in a tier 1 org. It's a necessary evil if you will but one I'm willing to accept and go along for the ride.
>>2732130>It's a necessary evil>but one I'm willing to accepthow is that an argument for rooting for them?how do you differentiate between orgs? they all serve the same purpose
>>2732145>how is that an argument for rooting for them?Yes. Players need a stable platform that orgs provide. What your proposing is that prodigies waste years of their lives for nothing but the recognition of randoms on the internet instead of getting an education or a degree.>how do you differentiate between orgs? they all serve the same purposePick whichever's founder, content or players resonate with you. there's no wrong choice (except Falcons).
>>2732209>so why the hell are you rooting for a specific one?Because that's the one I chose. How hard of a concept to grasp is choosing one thing and sticking to it. Also stop using sage as a name to reply to me, it make you look like a complete fag.
>>2732235>How hard of a concept to grasp is choosing one thing and sticking to itbecause it's the ultimate simp behavior. And all it says about you is that you don't give a shit what happens on the server or who plays. You just root for "my team" like a sad /sp/fag>Also stop using sage as a name to reply to me, it make you look like a complete fag.sorry lolforgot to remove it after posting on another board
>check in the 'gog>100 replies>some schizo namesaging(doesn't work you dummy)hmm
>>2732282newfag
>>2732260>because it's the ultimate simp behaviorUnlike following a single player you like around teams lol?>forgot to remove it after posting on another boardWas said board perhaps /sp/ shizo?
>>/sp/>6 hitsbubbling at your betters
f0zecucks aren't orgfags though they're deeply humiliated polecucks and other butthurt belter subhumans+ some mentally ill wog on the east coast of the USA (still not sure why)
optic won the trick shotting montages anyway so faze double lost
Nice I'm glad that NiKo finally won his major and the players deserved the win because they worked hard and karrigan is a damn genius but it still doesn't negate the fact that they're funded by an authoritarian country who abuses forced labor under Sharia law.
>worked hardlol
>>2732290>Was said board perhaps /sp/nope. /g/>Unlike following a single player you like around teams lol?if I don't like a player anymore I'll just not root for them. twistzz is a prime exampleshould I keep rooting for him just because I did so 3-4 years ago? Fuck no. He turned out to be a vegan diva and tanked after trying to igl, so I just moved on
>/g/nu/bros on the 'gog
>TTS (time to seethe) : under 50 secondsnoice, based Saudis
>>2732339>if I don't like a player anymore I'll just not root for themSo do most people with orgs. Are you perchance autistic? How hard is it to understand supporting a mostly unchanging group of 5 players? Sure along the years players leave but the new ones also grow on you so you keep rooting for them. Not all of them ofc, PayPal had to go, Nertz still has to go. But you are a fan of the team (5 players) and by extension a fan of the org. And to support the 5 players you pay a couple of shekels for a jersey or some shit so they get payed.This really isn't a difficult concept to grasp.
>>2732339Ah so you're a cazzie who rather than ride or die with your boys will just simp for whatever player is the flavor of the week. I see.
I'm sensing anger in the air, could it be because the hasbara funded globohomo rootless mutt team of boretality has lost their advantage?Is it because the butthurt squad from f0ze is fully raped and gaped by everyone?Are you angry that Russian Twinks, Serbs and Danes are the New Order?
>>2732391>How hard is it to understand supporting a mostly unchanging group of 5 players?but they're not unchanging. You're sucking corpo cock for no reason other than to put on a badge>>2732394>will just simp for whatever player is the flavor of the weeksure. That's why I've been dickriding karrigan almost as hard as thorin for the last 4 years
>>2732424So you're unironically retarded. Enjoy your final (You) from me and have a good night.
>>2732292>gog on the left when a heemchad shows up
Only retards "root" for teams. Theres only 2 ways to watch this crap. You either want your countrymen to win, or you bet and win money from it. Everything else is quite literally a waste of time.
>heemwogs think they're part of speelel
>>2732447based heemchad
The drought is no more...#FaZeUp!
>>2732454ur a bit cheeky m8
>>2732462the vegan does voice comm vids? nice
>>2732462>sneaker collection+ shopping vlogWow this is so much better than following teams the content of the individual players is next level.
>>2732462wtf i thought it was xplforth worth was 2 months ago
lol
>>2732794is that the ewc national thing? there's like barely any good players participating. jl and malbs were maybe the most noteworthy.
dfrag games starting soon
>>2732794subsaharan africa: only walkovers so far
i guess this team has potential to win lolbut it's basically right before the major so i guess that's why there's barely any t1 pros
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395792/flyquest-vs-thunder-downunder-dfrag-hyperx-nationals-2026KINO is LIVE?
>>2733215it's been a good game. watching some of the other teams in this tourn has been painful
>>2733216I spoke too soon; nuke was brutal
>>2733215What's the FQ awper situation, are they sticking with Gratisfaction?
>just wanna play some chill comp >5 stack esea main team practicing strats blocks my path
>>2732856i was looking through the eastern euro qualifier thinking "huh I wonder why Russia isn't competing, i'd have thought they'd get enough players from like 40th place VRS teams to take part at least" then checked the site and saw that they're using the Olympics participation ruleset that bans Russia from playing in team sports so the only ENC games they can enter are 1v1 ones lol
Jcobbb? STAYSSiuhy? STAYSUltimate? STAYS
>>2733450>jt deal will fall through because he wants tchow do we cope nabros
>>2733450>Jcobbb? STAYSfaze is now a tier2 team. Maybe now with less expectations and a less crazy (except for the vegan stuff) igl, they can actually foster these lesser and/or inexperienced players>Siuhy? STAYSgood. We need more antisemitic players in cs - even if it's on team Career Suicide>Ultimate? STAYSblast apparently let liquid change him out last minute, so the polack haters will have that at least
>>2733566faze aren't getting anywhere near finals until they get a real igl. twistzz is not magically going to learn how to do it. unless they give him literal years this is just shooting themselves in the foot
Watching summit and he's been literally getting toxic Ukrainians every second game lmao.
>>2733566>now
It's crazy that vitality could literally turn it around and win the next 3 big events in a row quite easily but they have no fans with any optimism
>>2733605I might not be a fan, but I still want vitality to dominate (together with spririt, preferebly)karrigan needs to be the underdog to win trophies
if jorko is a flop will liquid keep him signed for 2 years like ultimate
>>2733615>if jorko is a flophe'd fit right in
he's back, bois!
>>2733587thats all there is over here, worse at these hours tooalso this is high pop na right now, its usually around half these numbers
>>2733633>picWhere can you see these stats?
>>2733645right under the queue buttonalso eu still has 5x the playerbase at dead ass degen hours
>>2733650>right under the queue buttonI'm assuming you need the client and I don't even have a faceit account.
>>2733653no client just on the website
>>2733654I see, need an account still I guess and I don't wanna make one. Thanks.
>>2733482>siuhy is a-actually g-good... h-he needs more t-time... p-polska g-gurom...
Jcobb is 100% gone after Bounty, they just want to solidify some more vrs first
You keep saying jcobbb is getting kicked but its not happening
Good morning/noon/evening /magog/.Siuhy is kicked. I repeat Siuhy is kicked.
>>2733750So they could only replace one right? I would assume its higher priority to get everyone used to JT calling rather then integrate jorko later
>>2733752They qualified for Blast Bounty with Nertz I think, so yeah only 1 change. Jorko will have to wait until...uhh....
>>2733755
>>2733756overlaps with blast so idk lol
>>2733756>>2733758Liquid don't need to worry about the end of Blast overlapping with their next tier 2 tournament.
>>2733763I guess thats why they picked vitality
>>2730927noooo mag1xx cutie patootie is losing weight......
>>2733778He used to be thinner anyway.
>>2731479>Faze vs Eyeballers>100T vs failcl0wnsHOLY FUCK THIS SEASON IS OFF TO GIGA KINO RAIN GET YOUR REVENGE AGAINST THAT FAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT
>>2731701>>2731890YES SIRS!!!!!!>>2731894Inshallah>>2731956kek faggot
>>2731956>"le paconer boogieman" boogiemanHere he is, clear as day: >>2732292 >>2732304 >>2732410
Is it really necessary to quote 9 people
>>2733893agreedit's about as annoying as tourist redditors thinking (you)s are updoots so they refrain from replying directly to peoplenewfags have always been a plague around summer, but this thread lowers the bar
>Joins FQ>Leaves FQ
>>2733996>Israel got put in the European qualifier>Palestine got put in Middle-East qualifierbooo we wanted war
>>2732853didn't realise china was running african tournaments too
>>2732853>CAM ON N'GUBU>CLICK SOME FACKING HEADS
I stay.
>>2734155you're not jcobb, right? right???
highest ranked teams (+ BCG lol) currently signed up for the EWC Open Qualifier in a couple weeks top 4 qualify to join the 28 teams already in it
>>2734187ez4nafany
what if ultimate and siuhy become good again after they leave liquid
>>2734409It wouldn't be that surprising
>karrischizo seething at all hours of the lightkwab
>>2734129always happensthey play in UEFA in soccer
I was gonna watch this grand final then I heard lucy, legit worse than the pakistani caster
>zero good players going>best country by far bannedis this the mickeyest mouseiest tournament of all time?
>>2734187so how did bbcg get an invite? wildcard?>>2734409>if
>>2734695>le karrischizo boogyman
liquid is kicking this guy??https://www.twitch.tv/betclicapogee/clip/OptimisticEncouragingJaguarSuperVinlin-2TfTvDxYvdOsbSrx
>>2734796>so how did bbcg get an invite? wildcard?it's a fully open qualifier, first-come-first-served signups with a cap of 128 teams(it has 123 signups so far but most of them are just pug teams or groups of friends that don't have VRS placements)
he's back
>>2734914malbs is 1v9 to be fair
even in t2 all the bo5 grand finals end 3-0, I think the experiment has gone on long enough
they need to just do what we all want and change major finals to bo7s where the maps are selected at random instead of picked by teams so that you need to be good at every map. tired of mapfrauds that can get away with permabanning a map so they never have to learn it.
>>2735062bo5 doesnt matter when one team gets there by pure luck and expectedly cannot perform.i dont think anything can be done about this, this is core CS2 moment.
Enough time is been passedWhat wented so wrongfully???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj6PLT9lfjYcan we get konfig out of retirement please?
>>2734833How confident are we that bbcg can beat a bunch of nonamers?
>>2734409>again
>>2736494retarded nigger faggot
absolute grim period for cs right now
>>2736520Polebro...
>>2736530intelligent white heterosexual
>>2736528>calling out retards make you a pole
>poles are still the worst slavs in counterstrike by far
FlyQuest is finally moving to Europe permanently this season, so you'll see them more in LANshttps://dfrag.gg/counterstrike/news/flyquest-jks-on-last-season-it-was-a-s-tshow-but-its-something-we-have-to-accept/
poles and t3 trash teams, name a better combination
>>2736550aren't ultimate and jcobb polish?
>>2736583yeah and they're both worse than hypexhttps://www.hltv.org/stats/players?startDate=2026-04-19&endDate=2026-07-19&rankingFilter=Top20
>>2736553ultimate's new home
>>2736586Sorry but Br1ky is their new awper
So Ultimate....IS OUT
Jcobbb? STAYS
>>2736627until the end of bounty!