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>>2776714This shit is so peak
>>2776714Which way white man?
Perhaps some rooms to begin the thread?
>>2776719Girl Umas > Boy Umas
>>2776722sure if you host 'em
Is this anything? Would she gas out or job?
So close, yet so far...
>>2776727Surely 840 stamina gasses out when you don't have a white
>>2776714SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN>SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUNSEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN>SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUNSEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN>SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUNSEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN>SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUNSEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN>SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN SEIUN
>>2776727She will die to a single murmer debuffer. You really need recovery skills for this CM.
>>2776719Unless Brights outfit is like McQueen which shows everything as she runs, then I'll have to go for Sexy Sky
>>2776727natie is gonna break your legs
>>2776714Just noticed seiun's shorts are unbuttoned. Surely this is one of the sluttiest outfits they've done
>>2776734mejiwhores...
>>2776727Neicha will EAT this bird
>>2776727In a normal lobby this is a fine ace, realistically neicha is going to beat her to death.
Okay but who's meta Brighto or Seiun?
>>2776714Literal homosexuals will try to tell you Seiun is sexier than this
ITT: "Villains" who did nothing wrong
>>2776750Whos that? Pandora?
the amount of shit that has to go RIGHT to make a good GL uma is kinda crazy
>>2776752
Bright got an alt huh, surely this was organic.
>>2776755Yes.
>>2776750when i'm in a basic blonde competition and cygames have brought half of their cast
>>2776762Name 20 blondes in uma musume
>>2776762This anon is furious and seething because his wife didn't get anything
Okay this went quite badly but a step is a step, any advice on the deck?Also what cards do I need to get needed greens? If I backread correctly, when it comes to songs and lessons I shouldn't shy away from buying them even if my hype meter is full, that correct? I...I didn't do that here
>>2776767What cards you got? Surely you got better stuff than that.
>dude tits lolvs>getting horny about literally every single part of the female bodyhmmmm I wonder who's the homo
>>2776765Narita Top RoadGold CityLittle CoconHappy MeekCurren Cha- FUCK
>>2776766While I do believe he is a bit bitchy from time to time, I can sympathize with him, its tough having your wife be a Whoma, especially one that isn't really good, so yeahBit salt in the wound with Pandora since she is Kawakami's main rival
seiun should lose the bikini bottom and there should be a tuft of her big unruly bush peeking out from her unbuttoned shortsjust my opinion though, feel free to disagree
I LOVE women so much bros
>>277676519 irrelevant whomas and Yayoi Akikawa.
>>2776750I'd simply stick my penis inside both Uma. >>2776772This guy gets it. If you wouldn't lather every inch of a flat Uma's chest with your tongue you are probably gay.
>>2776727I've been trying to replicate this with med S
>>2776777Seiun's pubic hair wouldn't grow that much
>>2776778fake and gay
>>2776782stop posting screenshots for ants
The hottest Uma is a blonde
>>2776767>when it comes to songs and lessons I shouldn't shy away from buying them even if my hype meter is full, that correct?This is contextual. For example, before the first concert you would always like to buy 4 songs. You wanna increase your friendship bonus asap to 15% and then pick up a +1 modifier, 2nd concert you wanna get +2 SP asap, 3rd concert you wanna get +3 SP asap, and then 4th onwards you want the + friendship bonus again. Whether you push more songs than 3 depends on your savings and how greedy you think you can get
>>2776777!Eureka! I got an idea! This could be useful for Seiun Sky's training.
>>2776776This webm is oddly attractive
>>2776782Is full speed worth the pickup?
Why are Mejiros such prudes about swimsuits?
>>2776714SEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXHOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXI LOVE MY WIFE SEIUN!!!!!!
>>2776796It activates in the last spurt. But It can be any point of the last spurt including just before the finish line, I like taking concentration over it
>Seiun content drops>Sanity plummets
>>2776801>prude>constantly flashing her ass in her bikini bottoms for everybody to see
She's so sexy bros... I don't think I can hold myself back anymore
>>2776796If it pops early it's good, it's a gamble but one you'll need to take if you want to beat the xoggers
Tried making a debuffer for the first time, how's this looking? Got 564 outside the screeny as well
>>2776801You can't tell me with a straight face that Bright's new outfit is supposed to be a swimsuit. A sundress, sure, but never a swimsuit.
>>2776810I mean besides McSlut.
I NEED LATE SURGER BLOOD FOR MY LOOPS HELP WHO IS GOOD AT THIS
>>2776789God I love Gold City. I intend to host a weekly gyaruma race once Helios eventually releases.
>>2776811Okay take it somewhere else.
>>2776815I don't care I think she looks great.
>>2776809It's making me nostalgic for the seiunlet times, today is a good day.
Hate to break it to you all but swimsuits aren't inherently sexual, they show off skin and can be stylised but their function is for swimming or staying coolIf you went to the beach would you spend all your time there with a boner
>>2776789You mean the most beautiful.The hottest Uma is a brunette.
show me your acesi wanna see where were at
>>2776824Some are clearly still here
>>2776830All of em? Main ace? Made this yesterday but im remaking
>>2776750
>>2776822I didn't say it looks bad. It just sucks that it took a swimsuit slot.
>>2776813Yeah thats good
>>2776826Foids GTFO
>>2776767>Also what cards do I need to get needed greens?Rickey has 3 built in since you're running pace.Most of the other ones will come from inspiration, so borrow a good parent.FineMo has right-handed and fall runner, but she won't actually give them to you in career.Smart Falco Power SSR has Oi racecourse, wet conditions, and I guess outer post proficiency if you're desperate and she will actually give them to you.Matikanefukukitaru Wit SR has an event to give you right-handed that's prety reliable and could possibly replace your Fuji Wit SR.Agnes Digital Power SR has an event for wet conditions and could possibly replace your Sped Power SR.
HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE A BRICKEY
Consider Fusapan
>>2776813you want late surger savvy since it stretches out the vision cone, a few debuff skills can miss umas towards the front without it
>>2776836There is nothing for you here, she is not fat
>>2776842>since you're running pace.Oh I just noticed he's running pace, there is no reason to run pace rickey. Light hello gives you front runner savvy so pace loses the advantage of +1 green.
Is this the swimsuit that anons really want?
>>27768436 greens and normal front runner stuffrun her late
>>2776850Kill yourself
>>2776850Kill mr cleat
>>2776851front or gay
Greens don't get affected by mood right
>>2776769Probably, but its not really great>>2776842Well, I have pic related for that, still figuring out scenario because I missed the first week due to being on a trip, don't worry, thanks to autorun I managed to do my dailies and rewards
>>2776850The only swimsuit that thing needs is a pair of concrete boots.
>>2776849>pace loses the advantage of +1 greenhuh?
>>2776850Kyyaaaaa!! M-m-mr cleat senpai, hentai!!!
>>2776851I am well aware of late Rickey but unfortunately, I don't have natie and only have front runner cards
>>2776862Rickey has 3 greens in kit>collaborative races>level 5 green>pace chaser savvyLight hello gives you front runner savvy for free guaranteed so there is zero reason to run pace rickey when front has the same amount of greens and better skills
>>2776732Stop this shit. I'm no longer expanding the Seuinlet comp
Is pseudo-front Trickey or Brickey?>run pace>get GW>xoggers want to avoid promotion and so won't have GW>against 0 fronts promotion is all but guaranteed>can use A&S>can use pace green that's built in
>>2776865>so there is zero reason to run pace rickeyConsider not wanting to deal with hoping to get DD and PP
What's the most reliable way to loop Uma Stan into a lineage? I am struggling with getting hints from a Digitan parent and Nakadashi Festa's card has been unreliable, as I should have expected.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
>>2776873The stabby n*ngen woman gives it to you if you start dating in junior year.
>>2776873I finally hit my uma stan white this morning and the only thing I did differently was swapping my borrow parent.
>>2776727You have no gold recovery you are dead without even without Stam debufffers
>>2776845I was planning on running her as an end to also catch lates like digitan and rickeys, though I guess late would also work since all that means is a white recovery becomes useless.
The implication
>>2776859You'll have to trust me on this build>Kitasan>Curren SR>Borrow MLB smaru>LH>Creek>BourbonTrust me. You'll make a great Rickey
>>2776879what´s wrong anon?
>>2776811No one finds Urara sexy at all
>>2776869>against 0 fronts promotionThat's the issue.
>>2776879>oh noo 1 speed green of speed less that i have to push by running a retarded deck in a rng highroll scenario
Hey so, affinity wise. Since dober has to run tiara. Is she bricked? Ryan runs crown and you need both so does this tank your affinity
>>2776889>>2776897GL is already a flop in terms of power creep because NUnity got released early and then you're telling me the next scenario is a downgrade on speed cap? I want to see numbers GO UP. I can't wait for L'arc to save this shitty kusoge video game.
>>2776880I'll give her a try today.
>>2776887why don't I get these custom notis?
>>2776904Your auto careers?
>>2776873power halo gives it as her first event, which is about as consistent as you can get for autoruns
>>2776868I have Seiun you don't have to expand fucking anything
>>2776899
>>2776882Is it that bad?
>>2776902>>2776879I can't even fucking hit 1600 speed
>>2776908Nope, my phone only gets CM and 3* banner notis, nothing I do gets me notis from my uma
>>2776902GL does make numbers go up better than nunity though
>>2776888This Ricky is supposed to be a Pace, right?>Curren SRThe sprint card? Okay I will trust you for now...
>>2776920Nah that's a front rickey
>>2776916your 5 meta MLB SSRs bwo??
>>2776899Mmm you're supposed to loop URA until you get all racing spirit sparks and then loop Unity until you get all ignited spirit sparks and then do Trackblazer to affinitymaxx.
>>2776913
>>2776891>>2776821Terrible taste
>>2776923O-oh okay...
EVERY FUCKING RUN I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO TRAIN WITH LIGHT HELLO EARLY AND EVERY FUCKING RUN SHE REFUSES TO GIVE ME TOKENS THIS IS SUCH FUCKING HORSESHITFUCK LIGHT HELLOFUCK BRIGHTER TOGETHER: OUR GRAND CONCERTFUCK UMAMUSUMEFUCK CYGAMESAND FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>2776714Bright's outfit strikes me more as a weird sun dress you might see one girl wear at the beach instead of a swimsuit because of some prudish excuse like "I don't feel like swimming" or they want to sit on a beach towel and look cute all day. I don't dislike it but did they HAVE to make her a unit instead of a card?
>>2776914Yes, you're missing an entire gold. Try her out in a room if you want
I'm sure GL will get more fun when we're out of this CM full of faggots with dominators/murmurs
blight hello didn't show up for dating four careers in a row award
>>2776920You really wanna do pace rickey? That's fine. Lets change it again>Kitasan>Curren speed>Agnes tachyon borrow>Creek>LH>Fuku witYou might be wondering, why curren over king halo. Mogs her statswise and gives shrewd step.
>>2776936
>>2776936wuv you...
>>2776940MileKINO next
Here's your wit card bro
>>2776936Which uma crashes out like this?
>>2776947Does it give them slow metabolism?
>>2776948Rulership
>>2776946It's time for my HERO to shine
Will ASTER have spots? I will plead my allegiance to Ardan.
>>2776952*wins*
>>2776940it sure is a cm problem and not its overall dogshit designeveryone would crash out even more if we had exactly what jp got on their release
>>2776952Ahhh...mutating mile rice and suffering the tenno sho spring, memories.
>see this>find out he died todayBros...
>2 real races and 4 mickey mouse cups during GL
>>2776940the other cms look real fun, honestly:>milekino with a bunch of viable umas>arima where the meta uma is literally free>xoguri again but it's on turf this time at least>a rerun of the first sprint cm except there are viable accels>dirt cm but it's mile this time so there are more than three usable umas
>>2776962>it sure is a cm problem and not its overall dogshit designYes, gamblingslop is fun when I don't have to worry about stamina
>>2776891Don't worry, one day she'll go into heat and then she'll become sexy, or at least try to.
>>2776765PandoraDurandalGold CityUhhhh
I finally got another Fine
I want to physically assault Light Hello.
>>2776971I am excited for arima. Spechud winning + late surger renaissance is going to be KINO
>>2776978...Sexually, right?
>>2776968>it's real
>>2776967I mean it'll be easier this time, I can't escape the stamina mile parent but I got some nutty speed cards so I can borrow a really good wit card to use with Finemo
>>2776978That is not work appropriate behavior
>>2776962Oh yeah wasn't original GL weaker than MANT so everyone was forced to keep playing it? Yeah I would have become an embodiment of rage
>>2776982no, like punch her in the face
>Acute and Hokko are in the racing pool nowThey mog falco so bad its insane
>>2776887watching Unsu relax with a better trainer than me...
>>2776988You're not supposed to pass over rainbows to chase light hello if that's what you're doing
>>2776992Teiobro btw
>>2776986Original GL had like half the skill point gain and 1/8th instead of 1/2 overcapped stat gain
>>2776995I'm not and I don't know why the fuck you would assume I am
need to survive 2 more days... just two...
>>2776992teioBWO btw
3 runs in a row where I have to go 4 songs deep to get the +3 skill points I truly, truly loathe Grand Live
>>2776992teioTWO btw
>>2777008who the fuck is two
>>2776983His music meant so much to me, it's the first time a musician's death made me shed tears. How do I cope with this man? I never managed to see him live
>>2776947This is so stupid and jarring i hope it's not a must have card.
RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!! I NEED MORE WHITE SKILLS!!!!!
>>2777012>35 prio
i hate special priority retarded fucking brick stat
>>2777012You think a welfare promo card is gonna be must have?
>>2777012Only Hishiama and Kris S need it
I made my first UG7 today. I am getting stronger
>>2776968No idea who this is
>>2777020>welfare promoI didn't know that. I don't speak umanese.
>begin auto run>sudden massive urge to play the game but now can't How do i avoid this
>>2777026>KFC scenario
>>2777029two accounts
>>2777026
>>2777025Kavinsky, basically created the synthwave genre when he made the music for the kino Drive. Very beloved electronic artist
>>2777034Why would i ask my twos for their accounts?
>>2777031>Christmas event that confuses all global players who don't know about Christmas, Japan
>Post an uma without posting an uma>Anons guess which uma you're talking about I'll start with a hard one.
>>2777045
Gonna have sex with Grass now. Later virgins
John Cygames here, how would (You) fix the pity system?
>>2777045Uhh Fuku?
>>2777042Well that explains why I've never heard of them.
>>2777054nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>2777045Which uma would gain brouzouf?
>>2777045>My legs are okArdan obviously
>>2777065CORRECT, got that quicker than expected
>>2777054Just let the pity carry between banners or let clovers do something useful and suddenly the pity system is fixed
>>2777072>pull umas>pity c*rdspeam
>>2777072Uma banner at the very least carrying over pity would be nice, cheeky tenners would eventually pay off.
>>2777054>Reduce pity to 100>Keep everything else exactly the sameThat's it, I fixed the game
>FAST LEARNER RUNThe pressure from the clenching of my ass cheeks could turn coal into diamonds. This might be the run
>>2777054Uma banners and card banners use different currencies
>>2777077I dont think any gacha has pity at 10 tenners no?
>>2777084Bros, is it worth to pick up got the spirit on a front? Got it off a random hint
>>2777084I don't care about other gachas, I am fixing this game, which is the only one I play
>>2777054It wont fix the system but they can alleviate the pain by giving us more gibs, namely uncap gems. As of right now it takes months just to form one. We should be getting three times that amount and our decks would be so much betterPlus do this>>2777072>>2777075
>>2777084NTE actually has hard pity at 90 pulls now, and they've done it without 50/50 rubbish like other Mihoyoslop clones. Rates are worse than you get out of Uma, mind you, but if you do hit early you are hitting the banner.
>>2777075They're not gonna do that with limited characters around
>>2777087Didn't mean to quote but enjoy the (You)
>>2777045Here's an easy one.
>>2777089>namely uncap gems. As of right now it takes months just to form one. We should be getting three times that amount and our decks would be so much betterDon't they basically do that with the Uma pass whenever we get that?>>2777093They could easily have the limited just be their own pity pool.
>>2777089I mean...more uncap gems is what they did in JP
>>2777096ULALAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that this game is many people's first gacha, myself included, I was a rabbid anti-gacha spammer back on /v/ until I got added to the other team
I wonder how some of you guys would react to FGO, that was PEAK slop like you've never seen it before
>>2776811Reminder that Urara actually uses the thicc model. Despite being flatter than Rob Roy, she has wider hips and thicker thighs.
>>2777106Look at the size of those donkey ears.
>>2777105I wouldn't react because I don't play other gachas
I need to spend my ticket soon....its burning a hole in my pocket
>>2777112Tokai Teio of course
>>2777106How can a man resist?
>>2777115BWAHHHHHH Trainer-san is going to get burned from me WAAAAAHHH ;_;
>>2777075>carrying over pityNIKKE does this and its great because I can immediately ticket limited/meta units without having to gamble a 1% chance of actually getting them
>>2777105I played on JP and global, burned out on gacha for a long time after that
Did the real oguri hate water? She looks like shes seething
>>2777100Correct!
>>2777115
>>2777054Remove the gacha and switch it with ressource management that is dependent on tough choices instead of getting lucky on banners.
>>2777131DESERVED
>>2777127Yes, famously hated pools and swimming.
Tamamo's sticker sound is so funny to me, I can't stop listening to it
>>2777121King Halo would be rolling
>>2777138stickers have SOUND???
I AM SO FUCKING ANNOYED STOP REQUESTING MY FUCKING SASHES WHEN ALL I DO IS CLICK SEND TO ALL. THE DIRT SASHES ARE MINE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I HAVEN'T POTENTIALED 5 MY RICKEY BECAUSE OF YOU ALL
>>2777142Bro...
>>2776826there's a reason guys start wearing jockstraps with swim trunks in their teens, it's to hide the constant boner. we don't stop bonering around girls at the beach/pool/waterpark till like our mid 30s.
>>2777134Uma as a stand alone game would be pretty fun
>>2777142Danchou this man has not even begun to meet his wuv you quota. I recommend immediate extermination.
>>2777127I was not aware that some umas used those boards things to help them swim
>>2777127
Do you miss them anon?
>>2777155Fuck you mean miss them? Xog is raping us right now
>>2776826>woman or faggot call it
>>2777155I didn't use any of these umas for CM and I don't have 2/3 of them either
well, I got my xoguri that's probably going to die if hit with 1 debuff, and my 2 independently trained debuffersyep, I think I'm ready for group B finals :)
>>2777155I'm not a Front Fella and XOguri is far from gone.
>>2777168group b is probably more likely to run debuffers
>>2777155I rolled XOguri on the banner and have never used her for anythingMaru and Bourbon have better base outfits so I'm grinding for them now
>>2777155I don't have Varbin and I regret it even as someone who doesn't train fronts. That being said, as a fourth-rate I never managed to win with the other two.
Why does me having sex with Light Hello result in my trainee gaining energy?
>>2777151You missed the wuv you quota. You leave me no choice but to declare you blacklisted. The doors to any /v/ club in connection with /v/ma are now closed to you.I am so sorry. Your life is now forfeit.
>>2777142
>>2777180I love changing movie and TV show quotes into Uma and /v/ma related things. Always makes me laugh.
There's too many nice new stickers and it takes every ounce of my strength to restrain myself from spamming them non stop in chat. I will post one every day on the reset like a civilised person.
>>2777195It is acceptable to post one with every request. If you're a true soldier that means 3 a day.
i fucking wish i had maru right now
i wish i was fucking maru right now
i fucking wish i was maru right now
>>2777195Some occasions call for it. I posted a bunch of CHIKUSHOs after the last free rolls for Tachyon were given out
>>2777142I didn't realize it either because I never sent a sticker.
Rooms?
>>2777211host?
>>2777212No host. Only rooms!
>>2777211I still don't have a single ace.
>>2777195I only need this one. Anything else is unnecessary.
>>2777195I only post wuv yous, because I wuv you all
Can i get some help with looping lates? I feel like this is deck is wrong im not getting hints. What should I get?
>>2777143If people in my club were doing this I'd be melting down IN chat, call them out and let them know it's not okay.
>>2777211Yes pls someone host
I keep getting every meek duel skill except stamina from autocareers.
>>2777054Monthly pity tokens that can be applied to any banner that month, just like my dead and beloved Sinoalice
>>2777221check if auto can hit SS with a wit festa borrow
>>2777221Heeeeeeelp
>>2777221You could replace Kitasan with SR Flash for late hints.
>>2777232>tokensSHAN'T
>>2777221If you're doing auto careers, getting hints from your cards is a fool's errand. You can't even get chains to finish and you expect skill hints to offer anything of value? If you want a skill it has to come from the parents pretty much. I've seen more Racing Spirit: Stamina/Mood and Rapid Gain in my attempts than I have Corner Adept and those skills were only on one part of my legacy. Use a borrow that has a bunch of white sparks of the skills you want.
I've looked at other gachas like GLF2 and Nikke and Brown Dust (although this one seems like a shitpost) they are so obscene I would hate myself for playing it, I guess that means I am not that much of a degenerate. This one is tasteful with it which makes it more bearable
>>2777234Thanks, wit festa looks good I was looking for something like that
>>2777239Anon, you are a gachanigger like you and me. We might be noble savages but savages nevertheless
>>2777221I've had decent luck getting Uma Stan as a consistent hint from borrowing SSR Digitan power
>zero new follows since switching to MLB TachyonHow disappointing, I was too late
>>2777242Yes but I have my limits, if I played any of those post-nut clarity would make me want to actually kill myself for stepping that low
uokka da
>>2777239GFL2 was tasteful like the first one until they started pandering to titfags
>umas in swimsuits>UOOOH TITS>other gachas>ewww tits
>>2777250>titfagsI am one, but there are ways and ways to pander. You are wrong in your reasoning
>>2777240use this or something similar as a borrow >>2775286 prioritize pedal to the metal and racing spirit skills
>>2776714I don't care for either of those.Easy skip 4 years from now.
>>2777252we are tit starved
>suddenly have to make stamina studs after they're useless in all the previous scenarios
>>2777260>implying Stamina parents have been good forever
>>2777259This, all the cows got carded in this and past Pakalives. They barely show meat and they are afraid of going above Doto, they haven't released anything over 90 in years. Titcows are mistreated by men in tiny hats at Cygames
>>2777265Genuine delusion, the default uma is a titcow. Look at yanko she's a massive cow, plus. Doto is at about the limit of what can look good
>>2777221Nakayama stam ssr can give Uma stan I think
titcow more like nigcow
>>2777259
>>2777266None of what you said disproves what I said. Ebayan is still 90 and 100+ bust could definitely look good, they are just kikes. Make the uma bigger
>Light Hello doesn't start recreation before classic yearI am once again finding myself wanting to physically assault Light Hello in brutal fashion
>>2777276We have fanarts
>>2777279I am a bbc enjoyer from israel and greatly appreciate this piece of fanart
>>2777279I appreciate off-model art but I'd like to be able to ogle at it in-game
>>2777249>hips >toned belly>casually exposed>low rise skinny jeans
>>2777265Maybe, only maybe, we first need to figure out how third alts work, they seemed to be a thing last year where we got one for the summer, one on Halloween and one for New Year eventsIn all of them, third alt came from a wellfare card
>posted it again award
>>2777303(You)
>>2777303Good ending
>>2777308BASED BASED BASED
>>2777308This is literally me because I am still feeling bad and apologizing about mistakes I made 10 years ago and before
>>2777221Grab the parent with the fattest white sparks you own(generally the auto pick parents feature will grab a good one)Fish for a parent with a fuck ton of desirable white sparks off of chronoUse like 3 borrows a day fishing for giga parentsOnce you have a few horses with goated grandparents and good legacies, you start using them as you OWN parentsFOREVERUntil the genes of your stable are so bloated with white sparks that it's impossible to not hit several inspirationsIt takes time and autism, but now with autoparenting all you really need to do is be organized and use all your borrows every day. I do like 1-2 careers and the rest are parents or LOOOOOOPERS.Eventually the idea is have your own giga parent with like 3stam 2medium or something like thatThen you use that and will be able to build parents on your ownThats the idea.Eugenics and law of big numbers
>>2777303everyone does that
ROOMS ROOMS ROOMS
>>2777308>>2777303does this happen in her career or what?
>>2777317Nah, I'm a little busy looping. You know how it is.
>>2777318The IRL horse had an abusive and hard life
>>2777264Ah yes let me just get my stam mile parents.
>>2777318No but she does give you cheese and other dairy products
>>2777323:(
holy fuck richard's ears are huge
>>2777324yeah?
>>2777308I will pull for her when she comes out in 2029
>>2777303Based>>2777308cringe and gay
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I fucking love fat horses
>>2777332When I saw her crying in her winning G1 animation it made me want to install JO immediately to take care of her and make her win. It genuinely broke my heart
>>2777344you mean pregnant horses, right?
/vg/ trannies really can't help themselves
Remember
>first day trying GL>already glued 4 runs because of only hitting 7 songs by summerThis shit's hard.
>>2777350ETA of 3 days before it clicks, keep at it
>>2777350How are you guys struggling with the amount of songs? The hard part is getting the correct songs, not the amount, which is 100% RNG bullshit.
>>2777349Nyoooo but I want to get angry at what other people do or think and that I have absolutely 0 control about
>>2777344>tracen without tazuna
>>2777357>>2777358By the 4th run, I realized that you absolutely need rainbows to get coins. My speed cards never lined up, and I haven't once got a single rainbow wit training during any of these runs in any of these four runs though.
>>2777359Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>2777362Even after you've mastered the mode, you're still subject to RNG, and seems like you need a lot of good luck for a "great" run.
>neighas complaining about grand live song rng >after the scenario with 7 different layers of rng is finally over
>>2777349>tfw my filters automatically do this for me Don't even know what the original post was, don't want to know. Level up your filter game
I'm a stud. I’m ballsy. I don’t take no shit from anyone. I flat my line anytime I want! I don’t have to ask for permission like you! Oh ho ho ho!
>>2777379>lies
>>2777379>people complaining about random bullshit that bricks their runYeah that's still a thing unfortunately. You need a lot of good luck not just from concerts but rainbows and other things as well to get a good run, not to mention your deck is extremely limited
Out of borrows but I think this is the deck. It's hard to hit stamina requirements when you're only using 9* worth of sparks and I'm frantically searching for any and all stamina increases to spend my red points on and it's limiting my ability to buy skill hints but I'm somewhat getting there. Just have to accept the death to 3+ stamina debuffer lobbies I guess.
>>2777384BASED OC and stogiepilled
>>2777384Stop posting pics of literallyme
Damn dude...
>>2777405It is pretty fucking pathetic.
>>2777405Sex with this drunkard downer
>>2777380My filter game is awful, I can't filter well
Is this girl really better than cafe's SR as a stam stick?
>>2777420depends
>>2777420im 2 dum 2 tell, but i'd think theyre about the same? no mood effect, but higher stam bonus
>>2777405Really enjoyed LH's story
>>2777413I just started nooooticing some common terms and things that always result in shitposting, terms where literally no good conversation has ever sprouted from and they're reused over and over by the same shit-stirrers. For instance, the shitposter who derailed the entire thread about blacklist. You can just filter any mention of blacklists and I guarantee the quality won't degrade. Same goes for any mention of THAT place.
>>2777420who cares creek mogs everyone
>got it all in oneWtf
>>2777431I am not going to ask you for your filters since that only fuels their weaponry to avoid them. I'll just thank you
>>2777434EXPLODE
>>2776813>he even got the OpressionGreat job!
>>2776864
>>2777432I don't have creek nigga
Finally doing a Ryan career, I'm starting to understand why everyone was talking about mines in the days before auto
>>2777441>muddyDoesn't work on the track
Left as a looper parent (2 guts 2 pace), or right as a possibly acceptable normal parent (2 power 3 Long)? They also have race sparks but fuck capturing those. Right additionally has ISP but that's not really relevant on Longs.
God the state of roomas is dire, can we get some? Where's the usual host?
>>2777442bricked I'm afraid
>>2777260Just ignore the 100 pages of history of people talking about the importance of stamina sparks.
>>2777451Just host em yourself, id do it but I have a team of 2 not 3.
>>2777435NTA, but if you've been here long enough, you start recognizing their patterns. Just think about it, would any conversation actually be worth reading if he used that specific word?
I will always ask for a room but I will never ever host one
>>2777457I do this, now where the rooms at?
>>2777456gwo...
I am trying to compile all the "/v/ma - " topics and holy shit we've talked about a ton of stuff, there is a shit ton
Returnfaggot here, how many sunstones did I miss? I burned out at around early mant
>>2777457literally me
>>2777462Sunstones? I assume you mean the uncap crystals. Around 1.5
>>2777461refer to the iceberg>all threads are uma threadsUma threads are ALL threads
>>2777467Bricked...
In all my time in /v/ma the only phrase I've bothered to filter is "gwo"
>>2777462You should have 3 crystals and 17 shards
>>2777462>how many sunstones did I miss?
>>2777450Left imo, more valuable skills
Alright, I finished my first run. The skills are kinda goofy but this isn't aceworthy anyways so I figured I could at least try an experiment. Anyways I learned that I hate Wit cards.
>>2777420Level 5 Stamina training with just that card
>>2777471mwo...
>>2777476>Dirt CMutantbros have my respect cuz i could not be arsed to do that bullshit.
>>2777471zwo...
>>2777477Sick, the hints are good too
>>2777477>worse creekYup, skipCORE
>>2777477Which site?
Should I use my sun stone to evolve my Nishino Flower?
>>2777477damn mayano I was not familiar with your game
>>2777487two...gametora
>>2777485it's a freebiewhat is there to skip mr. cleat ass neigha
>>2777485>He uses Dictus but Worse>>2777487https://uma.guide/support-cards/compare
>>2777481I should probably make a backup team now that I think about it since there's only a few days left. Anyways, I'll probably use that Teio as a TT test ground to see if she can survive despite the low stamina.
>>2777488Nishino Sunflora is bricked, don't do it
>>2777471FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOShwoooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2777491Gametora doesn't show predicted training like that.Turns out it's uma.guide >>2777494thank you
>>2777494megane sex
>>2777379Having to pick a shit song because the good ones didn't show up feels like entering summer with minimal anklets and megaphones and getting fucked because the lessons made you go below your token threshold feels like gargantuine ass.
>>2777498I cannot understand why you faggots like Zephyr, what does she even do?
>>2777494>no specialty prionice try
>>2777494>keep goingbricktus
>>2777488Need the umamon edit
>>2777494>No maestroThis is worthless.
>>2777505That's a scam stat.
>>2777502>not liking Taimanin Zephyr
>>2777502Wind girl is chill, funny and cute. What more do you want?
>>2777511...but enough about GUTS
>>2777511t. Nakayama festa
>>2777502
>>2776714Umamusume really peaked with Maruzen and Golshi
>>2776910Thank you anon, this was the answer to my problems.
>>2777502Silly, funny, big boobs, nice outfit that complements her figure well, good vibes. I don't mind some simpler umas once in a while , not everyone needs to have a heavy story.Please mind that every uma is liked by someone so it's not like EVERY poster here is going to share this opinion.
>>2777521SuzusexoKrautsexoCrownsexo
>>2777521cheval is the most erotic out of these
>>2777521>japan keeps importing muslims>swimsuits become more and more modest by the yearnyoooticing
I am glad some people have come around to Pandora after seeing her in a swimsuitWith time and careful shilling on my part, (you) will come to love all Team Ascella girls
>>2777521The era of bigger and sluttier... is over
>>2777520RUMAO
>>2777521I like Crown's but her default racewear is already among the most erotic in the game.
>>2777521Sei is the most erotic out of these
>>2777533Your noticing organs must be malfunctioning if you think anything this year is as modest as Hokko's outfit in 2024 I mean look at 2025's Vivlos and Crown
>>2777521Seiun is unironically the sluttiest outfit
If this was any other gacha I would already have jacked off to the plentiful amount of Fusaichi Pandora porn that would have been made today but unfortunately I just had to be an Umamusume fan and my balls remain full
>>2777542Seiun is just a recolour of Tach
>>2777543Kiryu liked this post
>>2777502I shall pull for zephyr because I need strong miler pace chaser but ALSO cannot be too strong or else I'll get metafag accusations.
>>2777502people only like her for the tits, she is a non-character, only goonbait with no personality look >>2777513>>2777515>>2777527
>>2777521Wow Bright got fucked, this isn't even a swimsuit its more in line with the camping skins if anything.If they wanted to do a dress like swimsuit BEEvlos is right there.
You all hear something? Must have been the wind
>>2777541>Your noticing organs must be malfunctioningSince he's a MIGA-tard they most certainly are.
>>2776968>kavisnky dead at 50what the fuck man
>>2777390If you don't have creek maybe you can use the new Biwa stam card instead
>>2777489>initial friendship 0 in the rainbows scenarioshe's real good in autorun decks though, her hints are pretty good
>My 3 aces have not lost a public yet
>>2777521Bright and Hokko are such fucking dogshit, there are men with tiny hats at Cygames preventing us from having fanservice. They want Japan to be muslim
>>2777554I still can't believe it, I feel like shit
what the FUCK am i in for?
>>2777536I hope she doesn't attract someone like Kawakami did, but it would be kino to have an autistic Pandora Anon always try and beat our resident Prince
>You only like her for her tits!Yup! I'm gonna make her q/v/een too. Any other questions?
>>2777564Girlfailure
>>2777564sesbian lex
>>2777568This middle schooler needs to wear a bra already
>>2777564Lots of considering
>>2777536I've only ever seen Pandora in lust-provoking outfits anyway. Why do they keep making the blonde umas sexy?
>>2777564Cutie with a side of Helios propaganda.
>>2777564
>>2777572Bras are not aerodynamic actually, running without a bra is strategic
>>2777579You're wrong, a sports bra compresses the titties which leads to less drag which leads to better aerodynamics.
>>2777579>running without a braThis is how you get runner's nipple
>>2777579a good swimsuit is hydrodynamic, which helps when swimming, actually.
>>2777567i hope more umas attract someone like him, we need oshiKINO and not whatever the 80% of the stakes look like
Here's what I got >Swimsuit sex sweepy LB2>Tachy LB1>Light Hello LB2>TT LB2Should I invest in any of this?
>>2777589This, there is barely any oshigamers anymore, aside Princessbro and the guy that always runs Teio/Taishin/Tamamo I can't think of anyone
>>2777590What resources do you have?
>>2777590>SweepNo.>TachyOnly if you can bring it to 3LB/MLB and want to main paces.>Light Hello2LB is enough>TTguts meme card for fronts/runaways, also needs MLB to be useful
>>2777584What is that?>Look it upOh...Oh no.....Zephyr...
>>2777593>Saying this when last CM was probably the CM with the most mutants ever????? Do some of you retards just not join rooms
>>2777593My Leo mutations...forgotten
>oshiing an offmeta umayou are setting yourself up for disaster
>>2777567>I hope this doesn't happen>but it would be kino if it happened
>>2777593I'd oshigame but this CM is absolutely unbearable. Maybe once we're on to CM18/CM19.
>>2777590>>TT LB2You're going to have to be more specific
>>2777602this is the most soullest sentence known to man
>>2777564Your new wife, 5 Gum.
>>2777600I don't, I take too long making aces
>>2777610>>2777577as a BGF fan, this pleases me
>>2777583AHEMhttps://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character
>>2777595A wallet, some rainbow crystals.>>2777607The new one, I have MLB of the old one against my will.>>2777598I main late surgers unfortunately
>>2777584They wear bandaids for this btw
>>2777536I have a genetic predisposition for twin tails. You got to fuck up real bad for me to not like a twin tail character. I will mental gymnastic my way into liking almost anyone with them. Pandora's an easy pickup.
>>2777593I'll run Rickey in Mile maybe
>>2777593Cafebros don't look...
>>2777615How many pities do you have left to exchange?
>>2777593>posting this during Ardan's term
>>2776714>>2777521robbed again
>>2777593I would bring my oshi but she says she hates dirt
>>2777613@BourbonGPT can you summarize this for me? I ain't reading all dat
>>2777593I always osigame, actually, although since I like all umas I change them up a bit every CMMy wife is Kingu(won me my first plat and was my first ever UG uma btw) and I run her quite oftenBUT I have come to like themed teams, twice already did I run BNW, second to last CM I jobbed HARD with gyarus, sometimes I also run whoever, with my first foray into A league being Kingu, Smaru and Princess
>>2777536The swimsuit made me want to jack off to her but that's about it. I would need her to actually be in the game for me care about her beyond her body.
>>2777593You guys are fucking selectively blind.
>>2777621None? That's all from free rolls bro... my sweepy was lb1 because I wanted her for my Torena card(I posted this a few months back) I ended up with more copies from freebes. Everything else was just from the last week
>>2777564Adopting your trainee's best friend as a second trainee
>>2777615>The new oneYeah which new one neigha, they're both TT with previous SSRs
>>2777613>>2777628its retarded and not applicable because umamusume run full tilt, not standing straight
>Get Tachyon to A mile>Did 8 runs>Rerolled sparks on all of them>Didn't get a medium spark in any of them>0.75^16 = 0.01 chance of that happeningGoddammit
>>2777628bwo that is literally what an abstract is, they already did it for you
>>2777635Guts
>>2777631This uma is one ice cream away from being overweight that body is obscene and unathletic
>>2777593When i was hosting rooms for Leo i saw>Air Groove (both versions)>Maya (both versions)>Bakushin>Haru (NY)>King>Spe>Suzuka>Teio (both versions)>Oguri>Taiki (both versions)>Amazon>McQueen (summer)>Digital>Bourbon>Rice (both versions)>Taishin>Doto>Cafe>Princess>City (geisha)>Falco>Flower>Chiyo>Fuji (both versions)>Brian>Tama>Fine (both versions)>Bono>Vega>Shakur>Curren (Both versions)>Sweep>Bamboo>Ardan>Rickey>BiwaAnd MORE in the practice rooms I hosted HERE, what the hell are you talking about, shit dude. One guy won the CM with a damn sprint Bright, WHO DOES THAT
>>2777642Uhhhhh bourbonGPT please turn the abstract into a twitter thread with pretty pics please
>>2777555It's not that I don't have stamina cards I could use to replace Creek with since I don't have her MLB I just think I've had more success running 3 speed, 2 wit and no stamina cards.
>>2777640Ive made picrel like a month ago. Here, my contribution to the /v/ma science dept.
>>2777623Kuteseki
>>2777633Oh shit thats a nice haul, you got any carats to spare? I would complete a tachyon spark
>>2777646Most of those are native sprinters or require very little effort to be that
>>2777646Sprint is a clown CM that nobody except shitters takes seriously, because it's the only CM they can luckshit a win in.
>>2777602You can't help who you gravitate towards. I mean I played Roy in Melee, I just couldn't get myself to play anyone else without it feeling wrong. Actually I wanna play some Smash now that I'm thinking about it, god dammit.
>>2777640behold, the optimal running form
It was really not that hard to mutate dirt G to A especially with auto mode being put in if you just put in a little bit of effort.
>>2777593That's because we just had mant.
>>2777663>bocchi the redditgwo...
>>2777658I got like 30/40k roughly. + event untouched, i remember making a shitpost about banners awhile back and saw another tachy banner, would it be better to wait for that one? I'm only like 40 rolls on this one
>>2777633tachyon is a pretty good speed card for this scenario even if you don't main pace, if you haven't gone to spark yet you only need one more copy and the spark to get her to 3lb which isn't unreasonably bad odds
>>2777559host a room then
Okay but hear me out wouldnt larger breasts might actually be more aerodynamic because. they're rounded, kind of like the front end of a modern car, allowing the air to flow around the body more smoothly.
>>2777559My 3 aces have not lost a public yet either. They also haven't won any
>>2777670See >>2777669
>>2777675
>>2777680HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
>>2777673Yeep. And then the curved surface allows the air to move behind you, propelling you forward too
>>2777593>barely any oshigamers anymoreExplain this
>>2777680Her carrot is showing...
>>2777593Nothing personell metafags
>>2777683BAZZBROS WE WON
>>2777686Bro we can literally see it
>>2777683
>>2777646>11 sprint F umas>5 sprint G umasMakes me sad that people just pretend none of these trainers are real or that it doesn't count.
>Bazzposting in /v/maYup, we are /v/tards alright. Kek
>>2777673yet, most premium supercars are flat, as to be more aerodynamic when driving. thats the same reason why the bullet trains are all arther flat and pointy
>>2777694It's a shitposter that complains about meta, fronts, CM, stakes, etc etc every single time. Ignore him.
>CM umas doneThinking of trying out looping. I knoe the gist of it, but I can't see myself getting SS in rank from autos. Even with broken city I only ever managed to get S+. What decks and schedules do you want to use?
>>2777694The only reason I'm not mutating for the upcoming dirtslop is because of how oppressively dominant XOguri is going to be and I couldn't give a fuck about dirtslop. So instead I'm spending all of my time looping so I can run long Machan.
>>2777673No anon that's not how it works, look at the physics. The drag force acting on a runner can described by the equation Fd = 1/2 x p x Cd x A × V^2Where:>Fd = aerodynamic drag force (the force slowing you down because of air resistance)>P = air density (about 1.225 kg/m^3 at sea level)>Cd = drag coefficient (how streamlined the shape is)>A = frontal area (how much of your body faces the airflow)>V = speed relative to the airNootice that both frontal area (A) and shape (Cd) matter.If we were to compare two hypothetical umas like Suzuka (70 cm bust) and Zephyr (85 cm bust), Suzuka would end up winning if both are at the same speed due to less resistance.
>>2777673Yeppershttps://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character
Flatsisters... We lost...
>>2777698Post your cards, schedule is just all g1s and leave the rest for training
So... Suzuka should be bigger and sluttier?
>>2777706neigha this was just posted>>2777710no she shouldnt>>2777708no we didnt>>2777703based!
>>2777710No one (sane) actually says this
>>2777706>not modeled in motionFraud, like Agnes Tachyon.
>>2777710Yes.
It would be very funny if fukutards mess up the GET
>>2777715You have been permanently banned from the state of oy neigh
I think Suzuka should be less flat, but, like, personality wise
Demoflats lost, get over it already! Rebooblicans are number one and will always be number one!
>>2777717Nyo nyo nyo nyo nyoooooooooo
>>2777719GOOD.>t. /v/merican
>>2777720>TeMu Penalty OOpinion discarded
>>2777709https://litter.catbox.moe/ltzsq7ic2yookxn5.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ss9q9h0fuohruat4.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/s07lw58j9re0v8oa.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/g9fsnad3enj9jhon.jpg
>>2777432even MLB creek runs feel like absolute fucking shit
>>2777698i mainly run seiun, and do this. no QE2 because when i do run it i usually get S+, while this mostly gets me to low SSmy deck is: 3lb wit Ines, 1lb Smaru, mlb kita, mlb wit tachy, mlb story Suzuka, borrow MLB LH
>>2777720Will I get any good tidbits of her if I watch Pretty Derby S1?
Looking good?
>>2776283Ten episodes in so far and it's really good. Maybe i should learn this muhjong thing. Don't tell dancho i haven't done a single career today though.
>>2777736Need>Pearl>Festa>Acute>HeliosWant>Halloween Digital>ZRRNot looking good for me.
>>2777736>Yeppers is next
>>2777727Try this>Kita>Tachyon>LH>Marvelous Sunday>Flash (sr)>Borrow wit festa
It doesn't matter if you're flat or not, there are other ways to get that extra roundness
>>2777734 Suzuka-san's good characteristics really shine in season one of Musume: Pretty Derby!
>>2777737Take the jongpill
>>2777737> Don't tell dancho i haven't done a single career today though.I'll have one of my officers go on a drunken rampage to instill fear in you
>>2777740I'll give it a spin, wuv you advicegod!
>>2777679the other banner has wit teio on it who is just ok, and you're already 40 rolls in so now would be the time10k-ish carats + whatever you get during the scenario is kinda worrying going into ramonu though, plus late surger likers will probably want at least lb0 goddesses since they have a whole lot of borrow targetsif you have kita + 1 good speed ssr + 1 good wit ssr you can skip it if you like, otherwise tachyon is probably the best speed card until el comes out so she's nice to have
>>2777737the second half is fuarking kino. also, muhjong can* be fun. i learned mostly by playing yakuza, lol>>2777736>Machan>forced to skip Zephyr>cheeky tenner on Festa>BlazeFUCK!
>>2777736>basically skipping everything until Brian and even then, it's a maybe pull and not a must pullI mean I'll also do a cheeky tenner on Festa but that's about it.
>>2777748No one cares about walmart greeters
>>2777747jiggiejonga
>>2777593I am not an oshi gamer but I do subscri e to "use your favorites" mentality. Using meta is boring. My last 5 CM teams were>Sprint: 2 pace Rice Scarlet late Cafe>Med: triple front Scarlet Smaru Vourb>Mile: front Scarlet 2 ends Cheerking Inari>Med: Vourbon Rice Neicheer>Med: triple late Rudolph Vflash NeicheerI had from 60 to 75% win rate in all of them, despite winning none of them. Sometimes meta, sometimes not, but always with who I want to play, not who the pundits say is good.
>>2777742Women that tiny and flat will die while giving birth, they are genetic dead ends
>>2777750I would second tachyon, teio wit has zero longevity. She is not used after GL and needs MLB
>>2777751>>cheeky tenner on FestaB-b-b-based. I'll do a single cheeky tenner, and if I actually get her I will run her on whatever CM is going on at that moment
>>2777757it's not the 1800s anymore, she'll live
The blood of my people has been spilled for too long. We will take our revenge
>>2777593I am forgotten...
>>2777762STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!
>>2777760>I'll do a single cheeky tennerTriple or nothing
>>2777763Success breeds jealousy.
>>2777757>he doesn't believe in magicngmi
>>2777762Soon>Fuku face>2777778
Do NOT let fukutards get the 7
>>2777763I >>2777756 am mutating to bring her to dirt CM btw.
>>2777762The board is too slow, fukuposting no longer works
>>2777762AAAAIEEEEEEEEEE STAY OUT OF MY APARTMENT
WITH THE POWER OF THIS SUPER LUCKY 7, YOU WILL ALL BE BRICKED.
You need to be careful about the orientation and timing of your posts. Even a single misstep can create ominous qi and ruin your get!
>>2777777Nice
>>2777777Blessed
>>2777777WOOOYA HOIYA
>>2777776CRINGE>>2777777BASED
>>2777777Shiraoki WON
>>2777776>>2777777Get FUCKED cursefaggots
>>2777769Magic isn't real
>>2777777Good post
>>2777777>Already knew the 7 was comingit doesn't count.
>>2777774Why does plushie machan have huge titties too.
>>2777787says the witch...
>>2777790We know every 7 is coming stupid dotoposter
>>2777777We did it reddit
>>2777777based!
>>2777793Marketability
Reminder that under Ardan's reign every uma is 5 cup sizes bigger
>>2777793Machan makes her plushies accurate so no one will forget her>>2777797*magician
>>2777777Zased
Come beat my two heavily flawed WIPs and passable XOguri438647884386478843864788
>>2777790The point of any get is to anticipate it, actually.
>>2777793Its supposed to be her so
>>2777800Why doesn't Fuku look like thisShe would kill millions
>>2777800FOOBA
>>2777777
>>2777800GOD DAMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!!!
>>2777802This is why it's a great era
>>2777800Fuku not having a shrine maiden alt is a crime
>still no DotoDon't think I've forgotten fukutards
>>2777816Fuku is less of a shrine maiden and more of a "schizophrenic homeless who thinks he talks to God"
>>2777734She comes out of her shell occasionally. But you either like kuuderes or you don't. I also recommend Starting Gate if you want a lot of straight from the tap Suzuka content.
This board is too slow. Your 7777777 is worth nothing. You didn't earn it.
>>2777798>>2777806if it's not organic it doesn't count
>>2777736I really want Pearl but with the way people talk about Wit Ramonu and I think I might have to pull for the three goddesses as well I don't think I can afford to. I only have 60k carats after Tachyon's banner.
>>2777790>>2777806>>2777825Doto would never say these things
I don't obnoxiously oshi fag in the threads because I've seen what it does to Fuji and Princess
>>2777828
>>2777825I will make it organic.
>>2777827Godesses are a perma borrow what the fuck are you cooking?
>>2777828she would
>autotraining is done notification>actually still has two minutes left
>>2777830we wuv dem doe
>>2777777that's actually crazy
>>2777833Lates need every scenario friend card themselves to keep their borrow slot open.
Doto should have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>2777841No.
LB2 my maru or LB3 my creek?
>>2777838I wonder what percentage of total posts on /vm/ are /vm/a posts at this point. I think we make up for at least 80% of the board's traffic
>>2777805Falco staves off the XOguri menacehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=tH2pn5nIhWbhWFm53xfnQ57-465378294653782946537829
>>27778443LB your creek, maru is either 1LB, 3LB, MLB, or nothing
>>2777821she literally appeared in a shrine maiden outfit in the anime, SHARTCO
>>2777841If she had an evil sluttier variant that would be hot
>>2777833Not him but yeah I agree with goddesses being a permaborrow, some late players might consider pulling for em due to how many amazing cards lates get that scenario but idk if thats the right call
>>2777834Doto is still adorable, both her and the real stallion.
>boasting about GETs on /vm/ where we are 50% of the trafficHow the mighty have fallen
>>2777841Isn't she in like the top 5 biggest tits in the franchise?
>>2777859Just let fukutards have this one okay
>>2777856Unless you whale every late card you need Goddesses
>>2777857Doto is still the only IRL horse I can recognize
>>2777851What has me hesitant is that the creek and CB rerun will be around and I could spark it to get a CB or two to unlock my end closer slot during GM....
>>2777846That huge spike is us
>>2777848>-1.87m from going as far outside as possibleFucking dumb fatty costing me the race with this
>>2777859Boasting? Its more like a tradition
>>2777868Never thought I'd be saying this but...lookin good for /vm/apyoi!
>>2777821She does actually moonlight as a shrine maiden, or works at a shrine, dunno how these things work in Shintoism
>>2777861She's top 1 isn't she?
>>2777852Shiraoki blessed her with breast expansion?
>>2777875She IS top 1
>>2777857doto (real) is a bully and a pervert, you have been tricked by his pr team
>>2777867That sounds like a good plan, but it still doesn't make 2LB Maru any better than 1LB, or as good as 3LB. If you have nothing else to use the ticket on you should save it and then use it on Maru if she spooks you. These tickets don't expire
How many days of free pulls? I wanna use my selector but im afraid to waste it if I get spooked.
>>2777873/v/ma, /v/ma. We are still /v/ma
>>2777882Two more days
>>2777874Does shinto even exist
>>2777875>>2777877Yup yup. Only Buono can match her and she's so huge it doesn't really compare to Meishos MASSIVE Dotos
>>2777884we are now /vmapyoi/
>>27778486/9 still
>>2777884we used to be BEEma but now we're just vimma
>>2777882pretty sure just two more
Queen Ardan is doing crazy things to umas
One must imagine Danchode happy
>>2777902Crazy good things you mean
>>2777902Hypnotic post
>>2777902wuv our q/v/eenwuv booba
>>2777903I never understood the original quote and it's only gotten harder to find the explanation for it after it became a widespread meme
>>27778651 Long (3200)2 Milesa ruby selector would be enough, the card is frontloaded as fuckforget about longslop tho. Laurel has a free maestro so she can afford the lose yourself stamina penalty
>>2777878Doto In uma is prob still a pervert
I thought chain event chance was buffed in this scenario why did only one out of five finish
>>2777907i thought that its from the book https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Myth_of_Sisyphus
>>2777910It is buffed. But running full SSR decks is just a biiiiitch
>>2777848Local pair of orange women commit murder, but can't stop the XOghttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nAnQwH55lp4BxMUzQcxwkC2e355125773551257735512577
>>2777907It's about that guy moving the round boulder thing
>>2777908Laurel cannot get lose yourself in the longslop tho if you're borrowing the goddesses. If anything you should be afraid of symboli kris s that CM.
>>2777913>>2777918I know where it came from, I mean that I don't understand the author's intention when he wrote that. Why must I imagine him happy if he's living a life of endless suffering?
>>2777922i did not read the book, so i cant answer you. i imagine that he explained it.>The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's hearti see some torenas /here/ in this quote
>>2777907The quote comes from the myth of sisyphus, who is condemned to push a boulder up a hill forever, only for it to roll back down each time. The author (Albert Camus, favorite philosopher of pseuds, larpers and phil 101 students) uses this as a metaphor for life, humans live in an universe with no meaning full of repetitive work, suffering, and the absence of any obvious higher purpose. The point is not that sisyphus enjoys the task itself, camus argues that once sisyphus fully accepts his situation and refuses to let it defeat him, he becomes free. His happiness comes from choosing his attitude rather than expecting meaning or reward from a universe that has none.
>>2777922It's a line from the very end of the story, so you should just read it and you'll probably understand the meaning better
>>2777926>>2777929God damn I really think I could ask LITERALLY ANYTHING and someone would have an answer, this place is great
>get practice perfect>fail the debut>fail a 2% next turnAnother borrow wasted
>>2777925ThisOne must imagine toreina happy, even after the CM and the gacha steamrolled him. He continues to strive forward and finds happiness and rolling the boulder back up
>>2777926So is it about assigning meaning?
>>2777931People in here were saying to read Camus for a while. Didn't realize he did the myth of Sisyphus story that line was pulled from though. It's probably something we should all be aware of with how the Sisyphus mythos still gets referenced to all the time
I NEED MORE BORROWS I'M GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME
>>2777938I literally have no looped parents nor have played GL once, you are fine
>>2777916Oguri game, even without debuffers to kill everyone else who has to pay for their stam it seems.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=nBXBtPw31ghq1uRZNVzk3vse738025017380250173802501
>>2777938YOU'RE OUT OF RUNSI'M OUT OF TIMEBUT IM OUTTA THIS THREAD WHEN DANCHOU IS AROUND
don't care for xoggerslop CMI'll keep loopiing
>>2777943i sometimes photoshop my TP bar to be full for danchous to freak the fuck out
>>2777935No retard-kun, camus saw existence as a whole as something completely absurd and without fundamental meaning. To understand his viewpoint you are working with the premise that existence is irrational and therefore, can never be fully comprehended via human reason. He rejects the idea of meaning itself as any meaning we can assign to our lives is literally cope in the face of an incomprehensible, uncaring and irrational universe. As a whole, he argues you should accept the absurdity of living and the lack of meaning as a part of life. His work is extremely simple and can be understood in a few days.
>>2777919that's what i meant, you're fucked on longslop but can maybe squeeze into group A with some effort
>>2777945this is the evolution of flatlining -> into CHADlining. lazymaxxing but the fans keep coming in, your club wuvs you for it
>>2777935not reallyit's more about resigning yourself to the fact that there may not be any meaning at all, and if there is it's fundamentally unknowable
Damn it I have a very funny and hot idea for a drawing but I am too shit TO MAKE IT TRUE AND POST IT
How do I auto with MANT? Spam g2/g3 or just pure G1s?please don't tell me to switch scenarios
>>2777922The reference to Sisyphus is largely metaphorical. Human life is, in a sense, basically akin to pushing a boulder up a hill only to see it fruitlessly roll back down ad infinitum. Life is an endless struggle that doesn't have any sort of intrinsic reward attached.So it has to be that the struggle itself is what gives life meaning. Or rather, you have to assign it meaning.
>forgot to input my races into my auto career borrowOh Bob Saget!
>>2777959https://daromeon.itch.io/cubetime to start practicing your reps
>>2777966I'm not drawing no friggin cube
>>2777960Only G1s.
mmm tasty caratsi am running constant auto fan runsdanchou praise me
>>2777970Thank you anon!
>>27779426/9, guess this is the last one for me which is fine since I need to refine Rickey and Falco
>>2777966ok i did it
>>2777966This doesn't help I need to get it done before Ardan's reign ends
>>2777966FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY NIGGER BOXESAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>>2777972Ikou Ikou
>>2777982
I'm sick of looking at fucking dirt. It's unpleasant on the eyes. I want my beautiful, green turf back.
>>2777942looking at the hp values on these guys i'm going to be building a natie for the first and probably only time, it looks like a lot of people are running on the edge of stam deathwhat a dogshit cm
>>2777942>540 stam xoguri>surviveswhy was I gaslit into thinking I needed 750-900 stam?
>>2777564bruh fell in the backrooms
>>2777942You're gonna hate seeing these bootst. witgodhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Ke75b7L2RbbZsrJ0uxOEePa8Thanks for coming out, glad to see my XOg is doing her thing and I just need to make not terrible versions of the other two with my remaining borrows>>2777996Because of people like these >>2777990, no offense
>>2777996+80 from greens
>just glued a good run because i got pretty fucking mad at the infirmary not curing slow metabolism in 3 turnsI'm thinking I might need to take a rest from this self inflicting torture
>>2778005ugh...Thanks for posting these lobbies, nice to see the results of matches. Hopefully nobody gets banned for using it. >>2778007ah true
>>2778005listen i don't like it either but i don't have xoguri or rickey for this one, i gotta even the odds somehow
>Pokemon Crystal turned a quarter of a century old todayAny other torenas feeling old?
>>2778013>unc vidya older than me
rate my ride
>>2778011I don't fault people for doing it, even if I'd rather run 3 meta aces instead of solo ace + debuffers, just explaining why running with such little stam on XOguri is dangerous even if she can survive lobbies without them
>>2777961You are WRONG faggot. Absurdism is not simply the idea that life has no meaning, so you should create your own meaning that idea is much closer to existentialism, particularly the philosophy of thinkers like Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. To understand why Camus argued what he did, it helps to understand the historical context that shaped these ideas. Existentialism and absurdism developed in the early to mid-20th century in France during and after WWII, and during this period, people were confronted with extreme suffering, destruction, and uncertainty. The horrors of war forced many philosophers to ask the biggest possible question: Why are we here? Sartre and Camus both wrestled with these questions, but they came to different conclusions. Sartre argued that human beings are fundamentally free, and that this freedom is not always comforting; it is a burden. This is the whole point of "existence precedes essence." The basic idea is that unlike objects, humans are not created with a built-in purpose. Consider a CM ace: before the trainee exists, someone already has an idea of what the CM ace should do: which skills are good, what stats they want, what parents they’re going to use. The essence of the uma comes before the physical action itself. Sartre argued that humans work differently. We do not exist because we were created for some predetermined purpose. Instead, we exist first, and through our choices, actions, and commitments, we create who we become. For Sartre, living authentically meant accepting this freedom and taking responsibility for your choices, and when people convince themselves that their actions are controlled entirely by some outside force, such as ideologies, Sartre believed they were avoiding the responsibility of their own freedom. He called this "bad faith." Sartre and Camus were responding to the same fundamental problem: the absurd, which comes from a conflict between two things. (1/2)
>>2778023tl;dr
>/v/ma- /his/, /lit/, /v/
>>2778023Human beings naturally search for meaning, but when we look at the universe, we do not find any clear evidence of an objective meaning waiting for us. That clash between our desire for meaning and the meaninglessness of the universe is what Camus called the absurd. Where Sartre and Camus differ is in how they respond to that contradiction. Sartre’s answer was that because there is no predetermined meaning, we are free to create our own we have the ability to choose our values and shape our lives through our actions. Camus disagreed. For Camus, creating your own meaning still accepts the idea that life needs to have meaning in the first place. He believed that even inventing a personal purpose could be another way of escaping the absurd rather than truly confronting it. Instead, Camus argued that we should acknowledge the absurd completely and continue living anyway. That is what "One must imagine Sisyphus happy" means. Sisyphus is condemned by the gods to repeatedly push a boulder up a mountain, only for it to roll back down every time. His punishment is pointless and there is no escape. But Camus argues that Sisyphus becomes free when he stops needing the task to have some greater meaning. He does not have to convince himself that pushing the rock matters. The act itself is enough. The victory is not finding meaning in the struggle the victory is accepting the struggle without needing it to mean anything. It's not simply, "Life has no meaning, so make your own." That is closer to existentialism. Camus says life does not have an objective meaning, and we do not need to create one in order to live fully. We can embrace existence itself, experience the world, and rebel against the absurd by continuing to live despite the lack of an answer. You do not defeat meaninglessness by replacing it with a new fake meaning you defeat it by refusing to let the absence of meaning stop you from living. That is what Camus meant by rebellion in his later works.
>/v/ma - PhilosophyI always hated Philosphy in class
>>2778031broken AI
Shower thought I had today: I keep watching these PakaLives and getting excited for the future but I'll be pushing 40 by the time any of this stuff hits Global
I'm not reading allat
>>2778013Gen 2 Pokemon, now that was a good childhood. I started with Gen 1 but GSC was what hooked me.
>>2778036More than AI generated it seems powered by seethe which is funnier.
>>2778038Holy unc alertwhy are you posting here and playing gacha gamesyour kids can't be that grown up yet
Ok answer me this /v/ma, where the fuck is the supersecret room
>>2778023>>2778031Based seethe-fueled philosophy smack down
>>2778046ask an AI
>>2778046I might be too much of a zoomer what's that game?
>>2778031read allat>cute_laisu.jpg>>2778046>t. dogshit at isaacit can only neighbour 1 room, right? so, anywhere in the red?
>/v/ma - Philosophy
>>2778054The binding of Isaac>>2778056I should've provided the spots I already tried, my bad
>"I said SOMEONE has to get off his fat ass and grind fans around here!">"Just because you didn't get plat-">"I AM A FUCKING FIRST RATE! I’m just stuck in this B+ club because someone won’t get off his fat fucking ass and help me!">"I don't wuv you!">"Stay in character. Stay in character!"
Is this a decent beginner loop?
I do not like the turn this game has taken. It's now parentslop. It used to be I could make a shitty parent, not care about the whites or blues, just get the pink and I could compete. Now you need like 500 affinity, perfect whites, perfect blues, and perfect pinks or you're just fucked. I really just wish more power would be shifted away from parents. Granted that would make whales more powerful but but idk buff SR cards too while you're at it.
>>2778023>>2778031This entire thing sounds like a huge roundabout way of saying "i dunno lol" ricefag
>>2778066Hell yeah that's good
>>2778054Binding of Isaac by the looks of it, a certified indie classic
>>2778068>It's now parentslop.Always has been
>>2778059>super secreti thought they can only have 1 breakable wall? flip a five-sided coin and decide like of the ones that are left
>>2778066lookin good, get some uma stan in there at some point, worth more than its weight in gold
>>2778066pedal and stam are real good, yeah
>>2778068If you were a mutant trainer this game was always parentslop. And if you trust the """science""", horse racing is parentslop.
>>2778068Parents have always been extremely powerful, game has always been about parentslop if you actually took CMs. Now it's easier than ever to make them. Remove power from parents and that means more power goes towards whale cards, which benefits whales more than it does us.
>>2778068Anon I've been spamming g3/g2 parent umas even before MANT came out. It's always been like this
>>2778059>>2778074Holy fuck it was down here and to the left (don't want to waste more images on this stupid thing), it's retarded, it's usually next to 1 room but close to the boss roomhttps://litter.catbox.moe/hhyihkjqgowt2eao.png
>>2778077At least making mutants isn't as annoying because you can somewhat skip perfect 9* pink parents since the sparks you need end up being specialized and can be obtained through borrows, looping for eventual 9/9 parents is pure lotto sloppa
>>2778069Existentialism is about creating yourself and your own meaning. Absurdism is about accepting the ridiculousness of existence and rebelling against it by living fully anyway in spite of it. It is NOT the same
>>2778080No golden god, no cigar 4 u.
>>2778082>At least making mutants isn't as annoyingmaking mutants is infinitely more annoying than running someone that isn't a mutant
Unc memes? from MY ZUMAS?
After horrible rolls i got 1lb Light Hello and 0lb Tachyon, who gets the pitty?
Does Goldship have three alts now?
Oh what the fuck, you're forced to do an extra race if you skipped the Dirt hopeless?
>>2778089There is a zero percent chance they have actually seen Dragonball or know what that's a reference to
>>2778087Making them yeah, making parents for them not so much. when you can skirt away with a 1-3 spark because you can't push past B/C in the terrain/distance/style you're trying to mutate
>>2778092Retard
>>2778101what the fuck man I'm doing ace runs for the first time today
>>2778090Are you planning on seriously maining paces in the future? Then give it to Tachyon.If not, Light Hello
>>2778046y no repentance
>>2778068Literally always has been. People have been trying to tell you that bruteforcing aces with sheer quantity of runs every CM wasn't long-term sustainable.
>>2778085I don't think Golden God has been a thing for a decade unc
>>2778090Tachyon. Hello gets the axe after the scenario and tachy can be slowly selectored up.
>>2778091Nah, KFC gorushi is just a costume for the lobby
>>2778099No neigher, if you have to mutate someone from Dirt G for instance, you need 10 dirt sparks, which you can do on the grandparents. You need at least a 2*, one of them has to be a 3*. Do that on the other set of grandparents, and then you need your main parents to actually have the distance spark you want on top of that, which can be a complete shit show. If you don't get that, then you're not getting distance S.
>>2778103Yeah ignore that guy, pretty much. Her career can be a bitch if you ever lose a race
>>2778105Because Edmund nerfed a ton of shit I liked doing and it looks like he hated people having fun. So despite being a whole game worth of content, I refuse to buy it so I keep playing AB+. Also how could you tell I didn't have Repentance
Spe is kinda hot.
>>2778126
>>2778114With auto-training you can reasonably fast train one line of parents for anything.Distance mutating is fine. Track type is a mixed bag because you ate bunch of sparks for distance S.
>>2778026the /sci/ episode of /v/ma freaked me out. I didn't realize you guys were that good at calculus
>>2778131Did I miss something?
>>2778117Icons too big, give it a try neigha they fixed the no restock shop thing, not a fan of nerf either but there were a ton of buffs + a 2 item gamebreak so not the end of the world
>>2778132This was atleast a month ago, there's been many different /v/ma episodes
>>2778126Nakadashi please take that fucking beanie off.
>>2778114Count them, 10Most you can get in a parent is 9, meaning your second HAS to have 1-3 dirt, how many doesn't matter anymore because that value is already lost, the most distance sparks you can get in any situation now are 6 The easiest way it to borrow a 9 dirt, then try to get a parent that has 6 distance sparks from their parents and then hope you get a dirt spark, the amount doesn't matter so if its not 3* it doesn't matterThis is a specific situation for this and doesn't account for situations like trying to get a C style aptitude up to A, which is 4 sparks, meaning again, you are losing value since 2 sparks are wasted by design.
>>2778128The anime has the ugliest and the most appealing art style at the same time
>>2778137The beanie stays ON during creampie sex
>>2778137The beanie stays on for nakadashi
Am i supposed to fit in the dirt races with dirt G while LOOOOOOOOOping?
>>2778139Wow that sure sounds so much easier than not mutating...
Would Festa have unprotected sex despite not knowing when her safe day is or would she present you with two condoms that you have to pick blindfolded, with one of them having a hole poked in?
>>2778152Dirt C you can clear them, don't attempt them at Dirt Gconsider some dirt looper parents to help your loops if you wanna hit more G1s
>>2778153Nothing you do in this game is easy because the number cruncher knows just how much you love 1* late surger
>>2778152You are supposed to have couple of dirt sparks on grandparents so the main uma has 50 percent to win em.
>>2778096I feel like Palmer would know and Helios wouldn't.
>>2778089yeah that's almost old enough of a meme for Maruzensky to reference to try to sound hip.
I don't understand why people are choosing to loop solely on white sparksSure you'll be able to get a lot of good ones on a single parent but surely that doesn't mean anything when your best parent has 1* Guts 2* Wit 2* Speed and three pinks that don't match
>>2778134Not only the game breaks, they nerfed devil deals into the ground, Brimstone, and more stuff I knew when Rep came out that I might be forgetting now, I just know that back then I swore to never buy it once I knew everything they had changed. Your recommendation does make me wonder how it is but I don't want to buy it, maybe pirate it and see how it is or just play Antibirth for free
>>2778038i'm going to turn 50 next year.
>>2778164umamusume is a skills game. Blues a shit, just train better.
>>2778164you're missing the entire point of loopingnone of your blues or pinks will pass on because you're looping whites on great grandparents, not grandparents/parents. If you're trying to make actual grandparents/parents, then your pinks/blues start to matter more
>>2778164It's easier to fix the blues than generate whites out of nowhere. Ideally you'll get two sets with giga-whites, then just run the auto until you get the correct blue+pink combination while preserving the whites. You can't do the opposite where you have a 9* stam set without any whites
>>2778164I'm already praying that I line up like eight 25% chances in a row and now you want me to also hope for a a couple of 1% chances too?
>>2778164You get the skills first and then you fix the blues and pinks later.
>>2778164Your starting loopers will have whites.Your future parents will inherint the whites AND have the blues and pinks but you won't need to borrow WHITE POWER parents.
You guys sure do a lot of looping, but at what point do you stop and make proper parents/aces?
Grand Live has somehow made me an even riskier player, I know I'm going to reset 80% of my runs anyways so I end up taking 60-70% risks during Junior Year just to squeeze out the extra friendship and coins
>>2778180> at what point do you stop and make proper parents/acesWith auto-training and current discounts?In a month, give or take.
>>2778180I'm currently working on a proper grandparent. I have some preliminary parents made already but they don't have all the skills I want. Aces don't take as much time. Most of your CM prep should be breedmaxing. You may not be expressly making a grandparent/parent but if it winds up with good sparks you can repurpose it as one assuming you were doing the G1s and it has a unique you might want grandparented in
>>2778182The way it was explained by JP fags was you kind of know whether a run is glueworthy pretty early on, so you're probably playing it optimally by gluemaxxing so long as you konw what you're doing
>>2778180Huh?No way... I don't wanna stop looping and actually try for good parents, I don't wanna get angry and burn myself out...This is the worst...
Thought on using LIght Hello on autoruns? If I'm aiming for stamina blues, I think I might cut her out and just use a stam card just to boost the statline higher since even using the stamina setting it never hits 600
>>2778179How the fuck are they supposed to inherit all of the whites when even with a god lineage and all gold skills each skill still has a 50/50 chance of getting passes on and that's absolute best case scenario?
>>2778190Then just keep looping. Fuck dirtslop.
OH GOD FUCK YESIM LOOPINIM GONNA LOOOP
>>2778180That's the funny thing. The loop never ends.There's no loophole to looping.
>>2778191Light Hello is a huge benefit to your ranking if you're actually trying to autorun SS umas. Don't trade her out. If you want her to more likely hit 600 then you should have some stamina parents to help boost you up a little bit, or borrow creek or something.
>>2778131>>2778132These two come to mind, the bottom one is the more /sci/ of the two (I am glad I still have my archive rat skills despite not needing them since we are here)https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2507033/#2508162https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2546874/#q2547393
That pouty face she makes sometimes is THE CUTEST
>>2778193Pure RNG brute force anon
>>2778164White sparks are simply an easier base to work with. You use one those looped parents that all have giga affinity from running the same races to make a grandparent, then you can start worrying about getting the correct whites for the race/style you're training AND blues AND pinks, THEN you do that again + use a good borrow as the other grandparent to make the actual parent for the CM.
Why don't you loop yourself some bitches?
>>2778164You are building the bloodlines that's the whole point. You are selecting desirable traits that you want to pass down further. When you are satisfied with the amount of whites in your bloodline you can use those omega white parents to then create omega white parents with viable sparks. It is literally eugenics
>>2778195Scrumptious loopa
>>2778204Why would I want a bitch? I only like good girls.
>>2778204The fuck you think I've been doing?
>>2778202>The combined probability of eight independent 30% chances happening together is 0.0006561, or about 0.0656% (roughly 1 in 1,524).O-okay...
>>2778131Calc is one of two classes I cheated on and I have zero regretst. Econ/finance double major.
>Medium S>Fast Learner>Worst run of all timeFucking typical
>so once you've finished looping, then what happens?>you don't understand anon>that's when we start looping
>>2778219>filename?
>>2778219they fixed it with the 30mb patch we had earlier btw
>>2778200I don't get her man, why is she like this
>>2778220its the default filename from that site, anon
>>2778220https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>2778209I think I remember this from a jiggie
>>2778210You get a higher chance actually if your entire lineage is full of that particular skill actually. Point of loopin
>>2778220That's just the default naming convention used by the site where these sticker edits come from.
>>2778224>>2778219Tickezo is no longer sobbing and her speech is... No longer silly?
>>2778221
>>2778227>>2778210Yeppers6 legacy sparks is the difference between 35% chance of inheritance and 20% (0 legacy sparks).
>aces are doneNow what?
>>2778238log into my account and make mine
>>2778238loopaor fanruns for chrono
I MISSED the rooms AGAIN
>>2778238>Start looping for the next CM>Remake your TT team>Remake your profile parent to followmax>Plan a GRAND loop to surpass all loops, not designated for any one CM but a big vision all purpose loopa
>>2778238Slutty summer aces
OH YEAH IT'S ALREADY 50 MINUTES IM GONNA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP
>>2778245to be fair the rooms have been very sparse lately. I haven't even started on aces yet or GL for that matter probably will be MIA for this CM's roomas sorry danchou!
>>2778193>god lineage and all gold skills each skill still has a 50/50God lineage and gold is 70% per skill, not 50/50, while god lineage and white is 35%, which is a substantially better odds of hitting then multiple 20% chances without looping
>join pubs>80 % are just ace+double debuffers with Solshi uniqueFun stuff
>Highest specialty priority on a wit card is 65>it's a fucking SRHoly fuck I hate wit cards so much, WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
>>2778253XOOOOOOOGSLOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP
>>2778253There hasn't been enough time to make a higher effort team yet.
>>2778248I'm loopin my friggin balls off ovah here
>>2778238Host rooms, we need more
>>2778260Higher effort isn't necessarily better in this case. Debuffslop is extremely strong whether it's stam or doms this time. Summer Golshi was a mistake
>still haven't used my 90k carats because I know I will get shit>still haven't started GL because I don't like figuring a new scenario outI still can't fix the apathy I feel for this game since Leo
>>2778219SADDERSILLIER
>>2778264If you actually feel we need them how come (You) don't host?
Nice, I used my own parent without good sparks to do a few test runs, I feel like I'm getting closer. Racing spirit Stamina/Risky Business is suicide in this track even for Xoguri, right?
>>2778213>more stats than I could get>worst evero-okay :(
>>2778267Blow all or 2/3 of your carats and you'll be forced to lock in like me. That means you make a commitment to this scenario, but also the future.
>>2778264I did my testing in pubs, I'm done done
>>2778271Did you watch the video guide?
>>2778213It's actually pretty funny that I would be content to cope with that statline for a front, assuming they hit the relevant skills, but Oguri needs so much more wit since missing skills is unacceptable increases to your brick rate
>>2778267>I knowYou mean you assume.
>>2778270Unless your Xog has 1000+ stam and a gold heal, you shouldn't do it.
>>2778273I'm kinda scared of that>>2778283I assume based on how unlucky I usually am and the shit everybody else got
>>2778269I don't have haku and I don't know how to use it so I don't host
>>2778276ive never watched a single "video" or "guide" on uma in my life
>>2778286>and the shit everybody else gotI was unlucky this banner HOWEVER if I look at my club and the people who replied in the initial pull threads, I'd say a good 75-80% had decent or average pulls, whereas only a remainder had shit or bricked pulls, but even then they got out of it. There are some guys that had incredible luck and MLB'd it in 200. But it's worth pulling on either way. If you don't get a copy of LH you'll probably regret it if you intend on playing this scenario whatsoever. Dont know what the rest of your card situation is.
>>2778286I think you should just do a single GL run dude. It's really not that bad
>>2778290Okay but an anon made it just for (You)https://litter.catbox.moe/w9tie6ilnrsqr99h.mp4Short and to the point. If you're struggling to hit the statlines just sayin, might be worth watching for 4 minutes
>>2778300thanks but ill pass
She could one shot you btw
>>2778234So it goes up to a 0.1% chance? There's hope!
>>2778299NTA but a single GL run if you've never done a GL run is gonna take like an hour+ if you dont skippa. I don't skip stuff. I like to take my time and I just haven't felt like sitting down and playing Uma for an hour and a half lately. I'll have to play it within the next week or so if I want to be in the CM but still biding my time. Not bricked or anything just don't feel like it
>>2778297What counts as average in this case?>>2778299I don't have LH yet but I don't want to force myself to do something I dislike atm which is why I've been trying to get over this mental block to no avail. This CM is already a lost cause probably
>>2778305I wish that was dick
>>2778165they reverted the worst ones(restock machime, holy mantle), made most of the itema useful and added online play, the nerfs just changed the item meta
>>2778307witlet kun...
>>2778311Anywhere from 3LB to one, and 1LB-3LB on the other after about 400 pulls. If you only roll 200, probably half that.
>VR game in which you have to choose from several highly specialized classes and do menial labor while using sophisticated knowledge of mathematics, mechanical engineering, and metallurgy to help an NPC fix a plane. And you have to free-style therapy to get the NPC motivated enough to participate in the first placeWhy would anyone play this?
I wonder why custom rooms have a white list but not a black list? Like sure I could host and just tell people X y and z are banned, but it's just not quite the same as being able to host a random public room that X y and z can't join.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Just an old saying that sounds applicable at the moment.What IS a horse anyways?
>trying to work around the filters with black + list
>>2778310>I just haven't felt like sitting down and playing Uma for an hour and a half latelysemi-related: in my efforts to learn how to draw i was watching videos from different artists about drawing as a hobby, and one of them was talking about what to do if you dont really feel like drawing. He(?) said that this motivation to do it often doesnt come before you start, but often during the process, and even doing like 5 minutes of drawing really gets things moving and often you'll keep drawing more.I feel like the same thing might be happening here? try to do like 5-10 minutes of a run and see whether it'll stick maybe
>>2778328Anon, drawing is a wonderful thing, it leads to true art and expression. me doing a manual career in this gachaslop wont lead to any of that, although I am looking forward to the story. I'll do it when I'm ready, so don't concern yourself with me. If it were something that actually mattered, I'd agree with you but it's just a video game career. I'd rather take that energy and apply it to something that does matter more to me you know? And right now that's other games!
Attention all LOOPCHADS I need help please!!!!Which would be better to keep?
>>2778310I am completely incapable of reading new stories, uma or scenario, I am sorry the text is too fucking slow. I am glad to hear it's good but I cannot read that, it will take me days
>>2778316A 0.1% chance of inheriting everything I want I mean, completely ignoring blues and pinks.
>>2778338Go fuck yourself.
>>2778344LMFAO>>2778338thats fucking good, holy shit. im not knowledgable, but i'd keep the left
Dominators are whatever but stamina debuffs should be permanently fucking banned from all CMs
>>2778347Right is significantly better for lates
>>2778339>keep a .text doc of all the side stories i've skipped>list is dozens of umas long including so-called oshis>started skipping event stories >+2 event stories in skippa debt already>even started skipping the main story despite thinking it was the most kino shit ever
>>2778338I'm leaning towards left with Pedal and Nimble Nav if this is for a backliner. The extra star on the unique might be the difference maker for me if you want to use it as an actual grandparent. Can't go wrong with either one though.
>>2778338Kill yourself, right, congratulations.
>>2778339>>2778350ive skipped every inch of dialogue and will continue to
>>2778351It's a general late lineage so this is not a GP. I'm gonna loop into oguri after this
>>2778338EXPLODE
>>2778336>I am looking forward to the storytreat it as reading a book, or a VN! lately ive been reading careers of umas and events ive missed due to being mantbroken, and its been a great time! but hey, each moves at their own speed, right? the most important thing is to have fun, waheey!
>>2778338I think right for lates and then add nimble to the lineage, very saucy.
>>2778338Hot damnAssuming you're trying to loop late surger parents specifically, I guess the one on the right would be better? It has more late skills, and the only thing it's really missing compared to the left is Nimble Nav
>>2778360Yeah it's for late surgers, shes gonna be a GP for oguri who has nimble so I think I'll go with left. I also would like adding PTO and slipstream into this bloodline but haven't had any luck yet.
>>2777966
>>2778357People bitch about MANT for lots of things but honestly what was most disappointing to me was its lack of structure in the story. The substitute they gave us which was just a bunch of unconnected short skits between random umas was charming at first, but just felt very schizophrenic in general. I actually really enjoyed Unity's story as a whole and found it a big upgrade over the original URA scenario story which as much as I like the director, was just kind of dull. I like Falco so I am looking forward to her getting her own scenario essentially. I'll be on that soon don't worry. I'll be cranking UFers before you know it, I learn quick
>>2778338Right, you'll have an easier time making it better than left
>>2778363I'll go right i mean.
>>2778357Personally I haven't read a book in at least ten years, and a VN in, ever now that I think about it.
>>2778350Auto careers are a great time to fix your mistake. Don't focus on how long the list is, just pick one and read it. Before you know it you'll have caught all the way back up within just a few Auto careers.
>>2778366I think having one scenario where the story is moreso just SoL tidbits was fine, but then it was with the backdrop of the torture contraption that is MANT.
>>2778338Literally how the fuck do you even get that point? Looking at this just pisses me off. My best ones look like this and it's fucking trash. No Slick Surge, no Leap Forward, no anything good.
>>2778314you mean they reverted some of the game break fixes? Because that's one of the things I liked doing the most, that and taking 2 heart devil deals with 1 heart or all items with The Lost. Thank you because you actually corrected some of my biases, I still don't know if I want to relearn the whole game again but at least I have better info
>>2778363Can you post the full parent?
>>2778372to be fair, an overwhelming majority of gachas are just VNs with some gameplay from time to time.>>2778366eh, it had a slight bit of an overarching story, that being the Etsuko's lore, which i liked quite a bit. less than the other scenarios though
WE NEED MORE FUCKING BORROWS FUCK YOU CYGAMES HOW THOSE COCKSUCKERS RELEASE AUTO AND LEAVE US ON 5 BORROWS
>>2778372Honestly reading is really important. It conveys ideas that video or speech have a hard time doing. People say to listen to audio books and I guess that's better than not reading at all, but there's something special about opening a book and reading it through, it takes you to a different place and flexes certain parts of your brain that other things dont. I'm making an effort to read more books and play more games. I've actually been on a movie binge as well knocking out things I've been meaning to watch, it's nice
>still have this shichi from when she was still buggedI don't need Nimble Navigator that bad, do I?
Is there ever going to be another watchalong? it's been ages since the last one
>>2778379>>eh, it had a slight bit of an overarching story, that being the Etsuko's lore, which i liked quite a bit. less than the other scenarios thoughThe reason I didn't mention it is because honestly I felt like they didn't flesh out that angle of the story at all. If you're going to fill it with a bunch of unconnected filler, why even bother? It just hardly made me care more about Etsuko at all because that story arc if you can even call it that was nothing compared to Riko's. You don't even get to meet her friend. I was waiting for her to show up at the end, or a flashback, or SOMETHING, but no. Just nothing.
>>2778378What do you think? I just began this bloodline today.
>>2778387HOW IN THE FUCK KILL YOURSELF
>>2778387What's the friendcode?
>>2778387Ebin
>>2778375you stack em on what at a time. Then when your great grandpas are full of them, you start stacking on the next and switching out the old GGPs that have the old skills AND the new skills, rinse and repeat. The more skills that legacy is on, the more chances of you inheriting that which is why looping just gets stronger over time if you're selective with which parents you're loopan. A stacked borrow helps the process a lot. That guy definitely knew what he was after EARLY and knew what he was doing, not just looping aimlessly.
>>2778387What's the deck you use for loops?
I don't even fucking want to play anymore if that's what your parents need to look like to compete anymore fuck this game
>>2778396That's like top 1% of parents and guess what, just borrow it
Loopan the Third over here
>>2778389440809105066Let me know if you want me to change to Spe for a few hours.>>2778394Pic related.>>2778396Dude I'm a sweaty tryhard. 99% of people won't have a parent like this, they're not required you just need something that will give you the bare minimum of skills necessary.
>>2778396>getting demoralized over something you can do in your own backyard with auto careerswhy not use it as a model to aspire towards? your average person still has no idea what they're doing. Just by knowing what looping is you're three steps ahead of them, just try neigha
>>2778403>why not use it as a model to aspire towards? Because I've tried you fucking faggot nothing ever comes close to looking like that
>>2778387those blues and pinks are ASS I would never use this
I wuv auto I wuv danchouI wuv my clubI wuv weema
>>2778387>I just began this bloodline today.??? Insane luck there, pretty good late GGP for something made in a day. Mine took like a week (and I was already grinding for it during Unity)
>>2778404Do you want me to share my settings bro? I can help u out
>>2778407For looping only the whites matter
>>2778403>why not use it as a model to aspire towards?Not him but I would genuinely prefer if everyone didn't have that and had trash like me instead of trying to be better
>>2778418Which uma says this?
I wish everyone would stop calling it looping because I get PTSD flashbacks to my 1000 hours playing DBD whenever I read that word in the threads.
>>2778418Anon, we are your brothers in a world of a strife. We have to help each other out. All /v/ma citizens should thrive and raise each other up, not bring each other down. Come with me to the promised lands.
>>2778420oOoOh!, LooOoPing! Looping Tiles!1!
>loopslop
>>2778410Yeah I got really lucky, but it helped that I had some MANT leftovers with decent whites to begin with.527703502954Here's the broodmare gold city I used to begin the lineage, one of /ourrivals/. I recommend it, good genes.
>>2778418Crabanon...
>just loop bro you can auto this shit>you get basically jack shit for skillsSeriously, look at the garbage I had to buy. I intended this to be for lates. This can't do anything, and I actually used Speed Fuku this time and she only hit S+ still.
>>2778428NTA but I nabbed that yesterday and I been looooooping, thanks again for that Gold City there's some hard to find stuff on there
>bosshuh? loreGAWDS, whats going on here?
>>2778435rome wasn't looped in a day
>>2778424
>>2778427That's what the game is now. Hope you're having fun when you get dogshit like pic related while everybody else has a scroll bar 2 feet long on their parents! I sure am!
>>2778438Janny recognizes sigma aura
>>2778435What's your deck.
>>2778444
>>2778422>>2778433I can't help it, I really can't. I would just prefer everyone to be miserable than for me to be happy
>>2778402Do you mind sharing your settings?
>>2778446This was the old deck, I swapped Creek and Sirius for Power Marvy and Speed Fuku like someone recommended. It might have hit SS if I actually got gold skills but not a single event chain finished. And this happens every single run, I don't know how this stupid ass automode can't finish a single chain.
>>2778402>that deck Genuinely kill yourself. Lucky niggers should be impaled
>>2778448Your luck will turn around someday soldier. Carry on
>>2778435You start your loops by using hint cards then when you have a high affinity parent with the whites you want that's when you pair it with another high affinity borrow and use a ratings deck. My loops are north of 400 affinity
>>2778403ur a faggit
>>2778455>My loops are north of 400 affinity
>>2778428>idwell of course i know him, he's me
>>2778455I did that too and I still get nothing. I need SS to make the sparks better, but to actually get the sparks I need cards that tank my rating and thus make me less likely to spark the skills I need to loop during the loop, making me need to do even more runs and then I'm looping even longer because one doesn't work and the other doesn't work and the only thing this is doing is making me loopy.
>>2778450Deck was already posted. 24 races is the sweetspot for SP and stat gain. Just make sure you have a good borrow that will give you lots of skills to begin.
>>2778452Remove creek, you do NOT need stamina anon. You auto win races regardless of stats, remove wit sirius you want a hint card like wit festa, add a third wit card because high wit and speed inflates the score.
>>2778462Ah well thank you the gold city sexo was excellent. May we have some good races in roomas soon
>>2778464Don't be afraid to start with less skills than you want to end up with. Getting EVERY skill you want all on one parent is tough even when you're at latter stages. You're really leaning on the borrow at the beginning, just get a few of the skills you really want on your own high affinity parent and that will make it easier to add more as get better and better parents of your own.
>>2778383Nimble nav is universally good for backliners but this is a fine lineage
>>2778465Why i wanna win with you?
>>2778470This. It's just a series of side grading over and over and over until something is an upgrade that becomes the new starting point. There is no end goal, only improvement.
>>2778468Like I said, that was the old deck, I replaced them. I used Speed Fuku, Power Marvy for that El run. I've used Wit Festa and only gotten S from runs with her. Use more power, use more wit, I can't get any consistency. For some reason this Ryan is SS, but most of the times she only hit S+.
>>2778476
WHERE IS THE FUCKING IMPROVEMENT THEN WHY DO I NEVER GET ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES GET
>>2778480The cutoff point for SS+ is about 17.5K+ If your uma is 17.4Kish S+, that means you're just shy of hitting SS and need a slight adjustment to your deck/race schedule
>>2778483Would you like me to post the 100s of trash parents I've made?
>>2778483Shut up BITCH
>>2778483
>>2778487No more violence, brother.
lame uncs MOGGED by based Zumashttps://litter.catbox.moe/sy1yjw535daz76ls.png
>>2778487LMAO what is this hand?!https://litter.catbox.moe/96oj0zh4wm1bulvx.png
>>2778494They look so fucking mad
>>2778469I've been looping so much I haven't had the time or motivation to make an ace for dirtslop or learn the scenario furtherNot having XOguri also sucks
So what did we learn today
>>2778496NOBODY LOOK
>>2778500Nothing, I learned fucking nothing. I can't loop, I can't make an ace worth a shit, I can't fucking do anything right.
>>2778500we're never getting that golshi tit fuck pic
>>2778502Have you tried drawing boxes?
>>2778500That Palmer actually hangs out with Canopus team. if i knew that before i'd play her career sooner.
>>2778503Nobody wants to fuck Golshi
>>2778511WRONG
>>2778502Have you tried any of them.
>>2778511I'm Nobody.
>>2778516Of course I've tried them. I run more public lobbies than anybody here.
/uma/ and /pussy/ collided. Need it or keep it? https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1785371935670482.webm
>>2778338That looks nice, can you share what deck did you use and your schedule?
>>2778527Not him but that got posted.>>2778402>>2778465
Is Calstone the straightest uma in the game?
>>2778438They raced with each other IRL a few times
>>2778533Super Straight
>>2778533It's Suzuka
>>2778526Is this what Akikawa does all day?
>>2778532Thanks, How many races? just the G1s?
>used a TP refill on a reroll that ended up shit again award
>>2778542Yeah just the G1s
>"pressed double TP despite getting all the rewards" award
>>2778538But suzuka walks in circles while turning to the left
>>2778547At the rate I'm on I'll likely clear well over 10 million event points without touching the double TP button. God bless Ardan.
You didn't hear it from me but danchou is a woman
>>2778552We already know danchou is just Taiki.
>>2778552T. Dan Chou
>>2778552Finally someone on 4chan acknowledges me after the transition, thanks, anon!
>>2778551Auto is fucking amazing. I even use carats just to do even more runs. They pay for themselves thanks to carat rewards
>>2778563Ok Chrono
Anyone want to play something?
>>2778565Sure, how about Umamusume Pretty Derby?
>>2778541Nyup
>>2778565I'm playing Timberborn
>>2778565Yes, uma musume. Rooms?
>>2778565I'm autorunning on Umamusume: Pretty Derby while playing a co-op Total War Warhammer 3 campaign.
>>2778557Oy neigh danchou...
>>2778565i just set up another auto while i play gfl2, then white knuckle
>>2778565With you? No, I hate you.
>>2778575Shakur...
>>2778565No I'm reading Rose Guns Dayshttps://files.catbox.moe/wjdq0q.png
It really pisses me off that the first ace I made is going to be the best one and I didn't even know what I was doing yet. Now that I know what to do I'll do 5 ace runs a day for 2 weeks and fail to make one better and the first one is already terrible. This is the same cycle that happens every CM as I inevitably lose in A finals except this time it'll be B finals.
What the FUCK did she mean by this?https://files.catbox.moe/kogqwr.jpg
>>2778582That's the only R07 game I haven't played. Is it any good?
der/v/ has a SEAnigger in their ranks.It's me
She is still sobbing and her speech is still silly.
>>2778589I think its solid but some readers might find season 3 and/or last season mediocre since Ryukishi's stuff always has a trend where it starts off strong until the end where the quality drops
>>2778595still thinking
I've been listening to a lot of the idol songs from Uma lately and today youtube randomly recommended a song from my childhood. I completely forgot it even existed. man, those were some fucking good times.https://youtu.be/Aj0DNjWsy5Q?si=XykD_iRxxyzqU8q6
>>2778586It's her wearing a collar
>>2778600Anon...are the SQUEEZ games any good?
>>2778591unironically, what the fuck do you do when you recruit an esl? I'm not talking about an esl who can kind of communicate, i'm talking about someone whose english is so bad that club chat becomes awkward because they can barely put together a coherent sentence
>>2778606i dont remember the last time i checked my clubs chat, so my answer is: don't care, lmao
>>2778606I want to say execute them but I type drunk into club chat so people probably think I'm ESL too
>>2778606What do you do if danchou is an ESL?
>>2778606fucking care about this what reason???
>>2778606just drop a wuv you and get out of there
>>2778500wuv isn't always on time
who wuvs better:still in wuv or wuvs only (You)
>>2778603Depends on what you mean by good. If you're into big tits and big bellies with some over the top "comedy", then yeah, they're great at that. But if you're looking for a genuinely decent story, I'd say no. They just know what they're good at.
>>2778641One Inch of Wuv
>>2778641Wuvcen
>>2778641isn't wuvs only you a camgirl whore that ironically does not wuv only you?
Shall I bake a new snack?
>>2778658>>2778658>>2778658
>>2778511I do. Her torpedo tits are nuts and it's arousing in a sort of fucked up way, like a bro that would let you smash.
