2 more days until that shitty event is over.
What were they thinking with that nonsense

>requeue solo
>it teams me with the same worthless shitter I had the last match
>twice

eomm really forcing me to be an unpaid carry

>>2789195
if you wanna prevent that, go back to lobby and watch the "previous squad" thing until they vanish

Is Bloodhound male or female?

>>2790455
Non-binary

>>2790507
so is he a non binary male or female?

>>2790590
Neither, that's how non-binary works

>>2790455
Fish that live long can go back and forth.
>>2789195
They printed a game launch, after that they don't care.
The class action lawsuit against the eomm+hmmr being deceptive is because they've siloed you from other players that you should match with, in order to seed as many parallel lobbies as possible instead of what you assume would be conglomeration.
True shitters are agglomerated.
Long Suffering above average soloq are agglomerated with cheater lobbies.
Shitters who have played a lot and only know 1 system are also filtered from real lobbies most of the time. And then clearly some players are whitelisted for such bot lobbies.
Most players do not see a real lobby until they have failed up to diamond "playing smart" (ratting every ring).
Why does my team always have to be the lowest hmmr score in the lobby because of the 2 literal Zeros given by matchmaking?
I know they are zeros because no teammates is the same thing that Respawn feels I deserve 19/20 games.
There is never a single person my randoms can 2v1, to a fault.
They never know how to use multiple systems, and only have half the keybinds.
Hard hold ADS and hope the other guy just gives up.

It is impossible to compete with rollers who do not have to fight recoil while I do.
There is no valid design reason for m&k to have recoil patterns anymore.
To make it it fair I need no recoil pattern to fight, and they have to suffer some crit roll aim punch just like they crit roll free headshots for every raa engagment.
This game design is as proudly and insultingly derivative as power wheels are for toddlers.
We might as well go the team fortress route since gunplay scares scab devs. They will always push shitters wasting time doing nothing asking the servers for nothing, to be the main game mode.
>>2789167
Respawn is tanking on purpose it seems.

>>2790507
>>2790606
So sex and gender are the same thing now? I can't keep up

>>2790727
Right the crits are:
Server Side
HIDDEN
Segregated by input, in favor of the child's toy
The reason for the removal of helmets to make rolling HS crits on as a roller FEEL spectacular and indistinguishable from cheating.
M&k gets the opposite where often half a mag or more goes into the void of the decision engine and nothing you see matches the server state anyways thus making any shot impossible technically anyways.
Because the 20tick is as many times as they care to run the eomm+hmmr check on your updated server priority.
Server Priority is segregated by input again in favor of the devabled cheat toy.

>>2790455
She has a massive futa cock

>>2790590
bloodhound has a vagina that's more hairy than a 70s pornstar.

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3.94 MB WEBM

my wife btw

>>2789167
really... i was on holiday but wtf that went fast

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>>2790455
Biologically female, she has a modest rack hidden beneath all that survivalist clothing, trust.

xhe, i mean ... respawn employee/redditor who monitors this thread, dont ban me!