return of the goat editionNewshttps://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/newsUpdateshttps://twitter.com/PlayApexhttps://twitter.com/RespawnCurrent maphttps://apexlegendsstatus.com/current-mapPrevious: >>2506436
2 more days until that shitty event is over. What were they thinking with that nonsense
>requeue solo>it teams me with the same worthless shitter I had the last match>twiceeomm really forcing me to be an unpaid carry
>>2789195if you wanna prevent that, go back to lobby and watch the "previous squad" thing until they vanish
Is Bloodhound male or female?
>>2790455Non-binary
>>2790507so is he a non binary male or female?
>>2790590Neither, that's how non-binary works
>>2790455Fish that live long can go back and forth. >>2789195They printed a game launch, after that they don't care. The class action lawsuit against the eomm+hmmr being deceptive is because they've siloed you from other players that you should match with, in order to seed as many parallel lobbies as possible instead of what you assume would be conglomeration. True shitters are agglomerated. Long Suffering above average soloq are agglomerated with cheater lobbies. Shitters who have played a lot and only know 1 system are also filtered from real lobbies most of the time. And then clearly some players are whitelisted for such bot lobbies.Most players do not see a real lobby until they have failed up to diamond "playing smart" (ratting every ring). Why does my team always have to be the lowest hmmr score in the lobby because of the 2 literal Zeros given by matchmaking?I know they are zeros because no teammates is the same thing that Respawn feels I deserve 19/20 games. There is never a single person my randoms can 2v1, to a fault. They never know how to use multiple systems, and only have half the keybinds.Hard hold ADS and hope the other guy just gives up.
It is impossible to compete with rollers who do not have to fight recoil while I do.There is no valid design reason for m&k to have recoil patterns anymore. To make it it fair I need no recoil pattern to fight, and they have to suffer some crit roll aim punch just like they crit roll free headshots for every raa engagment.This game design is as proudly and insultingly derivative as power wheels are for toddlers. We might as well go the team fortress route since gunplay scares scab devs. They will always push shitters wasting time doing nothing asking the servers for nothing, to be the main game mode. >>2789167Respawn is tanking on purpose it seems.
>>2790507>>2790606So sex and gender are the same thing now? I can't keep up
>>2790727Right the crits are:Server SideHIDDENSegregated by input, in favor of the child's toyThe reason for the removal of helmets to make rolling HS crits on as a roller FEEL spectacular and indistinguishable from cheating. M&k gets the opposite where often half a mag or more goes into the void of the decision engine and nothing you see matches the server state anyways thus making any shot impossible technically anyways. Because the 20tick is as many times as they care to run the eomm+hmmr check on your updated server priority. Server Priority is segregated by input again in favor of the devabled cheat toy.
>>2790455She has a massive futa cock
>>2790590bloodhound has a vagina that's more hairy than a 70s pornstar.
my wife btw
>>2789167really... i was on holiday but wtf that went fast
>>2790455Biologically female, she has a modest rack hidden beneath all that survivalist clothing, trust.
xhe, i mean ... respawn employee/redditor who monitors this thread, dont ban me!
S30 gameplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4hT5TN5b1s
>nerf r98>nerf alternator >nerf re45>don't nerf cardefinitely nothing to do with the mythic car skin coming out this season
>>2793299Loba tac shouldnt disarm you still like people have been asking for ages now
>why yes, i do crawl straight back to my teammate when i'm downed so every squad nearby moves right in his direction
Wow im really glad i bought that retro pack... for a bunch of vanilla 'items/unlocks' that have been in the game for over 6 years
had a nice sleep deprived 8 kill win that i didnt really want to cap off the season, but why do all the sane good players with mics apparently play at 1am...
New loot changes look good it was weird that everyone was decked out in gold attachments by r3. Very faggy to bring back old pois on WE tho
>energy ammo is gone and energy weapons regenerate ammoWhat the fuck i take back what I said
The difference between roller and m&k is the difference between addition and calculus. They do 1+1 with a thumb and are made equal to the .01 percentile m&k player.
Season 30 and ur still here complaining about rollers lol
i swear bottomless batteries better be useful with the energy ammo change or i'm gonna lose it.they nerfed my power amp ffs
>load up shitpex>cpu usage shoots up to 99%>computer fans go on full blast>temps sky rocket>its only the main menuYep and that's how I instantly alt tab out of your game and never open it again
why dis cyberjeet hoe got gappy teeth
>>2796062time to upgrade your AMD 2200 GPU bab
APU*, i mean.
>>2796152okay ranjeet
>>2796170whats fans you got?wheres your PC?imagine being such a sperg you cant play a game because your pc gets hot
Does wildcard count as BR? (definitely not doing challenges because i havent finished the BP yet, like ive never done before either)
>>2796217Fans are fine, PC is on top of the desk where it gets good air flow and I have one the best cases for airflow. In-game everything is fine, but its the main menu that makes it go crazy for some reason I dont have this issue with any other game
>>2796337It should cause ur dropping
>>2794080>retro>for a bunch of vanilla 'items/unlocks' that have been in the game for over 6 yearsWhat did you expect?
It is just me or did they make Loba's boobs....boobier?
>>2796929today is a good day.I was gonna stump up the coins for it
Why does this remind me of Brad Pitt in Troy lmao
>>2797019Because you are retarded. That just looks like a whale.
>>2797019lmao how can they release this shit
>>2797026>>2797029Nope, I've figured it out.
>>2797035I was about to say she has actual Viking physique
>>2797035It's actually the same face lmao. Spoopy.
Is this the closest we've ever gotten to the mons pubis?
>>2796929They did make her boobs boobier and her thighs thigher.Honestly they made her look fat.Cherry bomb is still the #1 loba skin.
>>2797063>penis. penetrate. climax. penis. penetrate. climax.
>>2796919knew soemone would say this, thats why i said vanilla. Retro AS IN something from the actual theme not a default itemoh wait youre just joking... nvm
The matchmaking and EOMM hitreg is absolutely turned to the MAX.There seems to be new glow effects so everything is fucking glowing so you can't see anything.This is literally unplayable.
>>2797019>>2797035>we wuz A10 aryansah its one of those skins where they give an ugly brutish brown character light hair and blue eyes in the style of Norse mythology. classic
>>2797063I'm thinking we're so fucking backfull on 1% clothed 99% naked gacha style swimsuit skins next year!!! we can't lose!! apex forever!!! /axg/ will return to /vg/ in all its glory!!!!!!!!111
Also Axle is still the most OP character the game has ever seen since you get a free kill with the ulti.
>>2796372I do get what you mean, theres so many random bugs still with the main menu too Also when redeeming items, particularly in the event reward shop Whoever the fuck has been working on that in particular for the last how many years is lucky that the rest of their team is DEI hires
>>2797145Can confirm, I now have 1.17 KDR and 450 avg dmg.I have never had under 3.0 KDR and 750 dmg in any previous season.I think I'm going to sit this one out, game has become absolute trash.
>44 gig updateFOR FUCKING WHAT?!
>>2797063You can see wattsons pussy through her cyborg skin
goddamn energy weapons are insanely shitty nowthey need to reverse those changes or atleast double the size, cause i guarantee energy weapons are gonna be the lowest used gun in the game.
>>2798356I don't know, I like having a volt sidearm that doesn't need ammo. I think the volt and 45 and maybe the 3T will be fine, but it's RIP for the nemesis and devo
>>2798372using the volt fucked me over end game in my last match, i was close to knocking one in the last squad until i ran out of ammo and auto swapped to the g7 and missed my hipfires.
>>2798356>game is about shooting guns>make some guns not shootlol they couldn't balance the powerspike guns (havoc/devo turbo still shred) so they put them all on a cooldown
>>2798434>the powerspike guns (havoc/devo turbo still shred)Nobody was using either of those guns
>>2798356I think they are great, lots of inventory space with one.
member early apex?
Respawn screwing up lighting, againWE is now a night map but the snow fucking flashbangs you
https://www.eurogamer.net/ea-aquisition-55-complete-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-privateit's over
>>2799179sweet no more tranny shit in my games
>>2799186If they re-voice Catalyst I will pay money for her skins and play her, stupidly OP but ain't no way I'm touching that tranny ass character even if they gave me 1000£.
Having too much fun in BF6 to download 50 fucking gigs for some shitty World's Edge POI's
>open apex>storm point>close apex
Bit offtopic but what exactly is going on in the world of cyberpunk right now?
not enough disk space... its over... see you all next split
>>2799179
>>2797335Changed account, instantly start killing preds and anyone else, KDR goes up like 3x.Really makes you think.
>>2800696literally this lolI still managed to play 3 games before finally closing it
>>2799179say hi to your new reworked bangalore bros...
>e districtIt's Gassin' Time!
>>2800696>>2801416What's wrong with the best map?
>>2801605it's not in rotation
>>2801440Half the skins in this game are masks and stuff anyways to cover all the ugly faces
Do controller players still rape everyone in this game? Or did they fix the AA? What I'm trying to know is do I still have to play like a bitch because if you get within 5-10 feet of a roller player you might as well just bend over and let them gape your anus.
>>2803222they dont need to fix aim assist, they need to make it so hip fire doesnt have any spread
>>2801440mashallah allahu akbar
>>2801507Egirl district could be a way better map if it had remarkable POIs
>>2797063SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>2800137If the tranny that voices her was at least attractive I wouldn't mind that much, but the guy is a fucking ogre
>>2800137For the love of god please have this happen. Its literally a dude built like a linebacker who just sounds like a massive faggot. You could remove all her tranny voicelines and replace her as a woman and her pick rate would skyrocket
ANOTHER SEASONANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT A DICKLESS COOMSOOMERPOST ITTRANS LEGENDS WILL NEVER BE REAL LEGENDS>>2804211>>2803678FAGGOTS
>>2804222eh i hate troons as much as the next guy but this is weird behavior
>>2797450Skins.Still not updated it. Im just reading the thread. Gonna uninstall something tomorrow. Couldnt make my mind up tho. Im not poor just lazy
>>2804262>>2804222Oh wow the last 3 months really did go fast.but trust me, i havent either half because of my heckin problematic transphobia, and half because HIS kit doesnt interest me at all. i guess the ult is probably cool to use in some places but again not really that fun.
>bang>wattson>loba>wraith>catalystthe big 5
>>2800137>>2803678The worst part is it was probably somewhat on purpose. Sure, most trannies put on that awful nasally voice, and a lot of trannies have weirdly prominent chins, tall frames and overall very obvious masculine features, but this really seemed like taking the piss, especially right after they released vantage and newcastle too.
>>2804315i prefer my diversity in brownness rather than in gayness. wifeline deserves that last spot at the least.
>>2804315Wraith kicking my balls
>>2803222most people are not playing pro players or preds so it doesnt matter as much as people think it does
>>2801507>Olympusit's fencin' time
I haven't played since S12. Is Wattson still the cutest character in the game or have they added another autistic white girl?
>>2807133Ash is the cutest
Studios must be getting DOD money to put the brown babies on the input toy.
>>2807133Conduit is a qt non autistic non white girl but i love her half as much as wattson which is still a lot!
>>2800696storm point used to be comfy now i dont like it as much... what happened exactly? was it the game or the map that changed? or me?
Imagine how easy it would be for respawn to just print money if they got rid of their HR karens.
>>2815238isn't EA being bought by saudi muslims rn
>get third partied>disengage to craft banners>suddenly can't interact anymore>can't pull out gun>can't use respawn beacon>can't use zipline>can't open loot bins>can't pick up anything>can use doors for some reason>reconnecting didn't helpFun!Seems it has been happening to more people this season.Guessing it might be the crafter interaction fucking shit up again.
>>2817981I remember something like that happening a while ago involving sniper scopes, and their solution was to remove the sentinel from the game for a few weeks>respawn removes replicators indefinitely while they slowly work on a fixWhat would the repercussions be?
>>2817981what did they do to the crafters again?
>all the new weapons and reworks>all the changes through the years>still that one teammate who goes "ping r301 pls"
yep, thats an ez ban, faggot
still not updating 50 fucking gigs of nothing
>>2819729I miss the old RE-45
>>2817936As if thats going to change anything lol, also it's being bought by Jared Kushner, the guy who lives at 666 street in NY.The saudis are just paying for it.
>>2819893took me like a week to get round to updating this game because i have like 3 games on 3 different drives that need like 100gb free just to update bleeding me dry constantly
why did they make season **30** the DNB season with no new map or character?
Guys just got enough tokens to unlock 2 characters (+ the next one). But I'm not sure if I want to unlock ">her"? Should I throw my morals out the window?
>flaunting his s17 masters badgeKEK what a retard
>hotdrop on fragment construction site >get raped by a wraith while within sniffing distance of teammates>tilted into oblivion>tab back into game and see they just respawned me on my deathbox (im guessing)>they are arab lifeline+wattson duofaggots so i just run off because im not too keen on handholding with them on a rooftop for the whole match>eventually die>they respawn me again>begrudgingly tag along>get fuck all loot and fuck all damage>basically done nothing but avoid squads from every angle and poke at enemies with a magless r301 >end up going off and hunting solos after round 3 to get a couple kills>hook round and third party as ring closes>pick up kraber>3/3 shots hit and knocked (people really like jumping high in the air for extended periods of time dont they?)>perfectly sweep through the last few squads>finish with more kills and nearly same damagewell its good to know ive reached that point where im not shit enough to manage to fall upwards when i sabotage duofaggot's matchesi suppose all the better players are dying in fragment before the match ends.
>>2826121consoom the crappy recolors instead
>>2826495I've already bought the best recolor in this game. I don't need others.
>>2826695And I just unlocked the tranny :(
I swear, if my wingman is pointed 100% on target, it misses every shot, and if I just fling it around at random, I'm hitting every bullet with headshots
>>2826695maybe in the top 5 or top 10 recolours, personally wouldnt say its that great>equipping aurasISHYGDDT
>>2827888like the opposite of when i play on higher ping servers in TF2 because my aim is that bad
>>2826495sex
>>2826121Just save it for recolors instead.
How is Axle balanced?
it happened again
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iBjIo29zmKwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBjIo29zmKwNext event reveal dropped last night, and i assumed they would drop the actual trailer later shortly after, but nope, they just dropped a 30 second short for the next event and called it a day apparently.The gibby prestige looks decent, and if you like roleplaying as a fat fuck islander savage i guess.... also seeing a new gibby skin that actually fits his purported ethnicity is a bit trippy. Mixed feelings about the other skins but atleast its not total slopThey really need to improve wildcard too, if they are going to half ass events by just buffing and nerfing random shit and bringing back wallrunning or whatever. Get rid of replicators and make the first ring smaller so everyone isnt fighting at the same location every match and so you can 3v3 a squad, eliminate them and not have to run across the map to where all the tards are hotdropping en masse
>>2826495would
>>2832630>Only female outfits>None of them are feminineReally makes you think.
NOHOWJUST HOW
>>2832770successfully demoralized. everytime respawn decides it wants to reinvent apex as something actually cool and trendy it goes back to being gay because of the califag design team had a meeting and decided the chuds must be BTFO
>thalus>phallus>that symbolintentional or not, this is almost GTA level of fictional gag brands
This new season is really bad for soloq, you have to deal with a constant low amo supplies, scared chicken and the loba mains coming back at it looting 24/7 or running away everytimeI don't understand whats the point of making the pace a bit slower meanwhile keeping the TTK same this. At this point its 100% that they are just tweaking this so they can say "hey atleast its changing"
>>2832770Valkyrie cleavage, Conduit legs and Wraith/Lifeline stomachs?
>>2833006Valk has no sex appeal.
>>2833483That does make sense considering her being a dyke but cleavage is sex appeal.
>>2832770The eunuch and his harem.
>>2832926>and the loba mains coming back at it looting 24/7 or running away everytimethe worst part is just how quickly it took for this to start happening regularly just had a match then on SP where we won two 3v3s even though my teammates were pretty clueless and meh, but they atleast followed my general direction, didnt fuck about, stuck together and actually made it hard for the enemies to pick us apart and put pressure on us like they were trying to do in the 2nd fight. its refreshing to see mediocre randoms hold their own against a fairly organised aggressive squad.what does that have to do with loba again? idk, just the fact it was a recon+assault player gave much better vibes than support sissies
>>2832770really makes me think of valk titties and conduit thighs
how we pexxin
>>2832601Every team can have one. Just like how whorizon was untouchable self insert, we have this one. >>2832793unbearable parade of CalArts spiteful mutant graffiti ruined the live service model itself.>>2832926Only getting duos now with the one competent and the other their fully disabled retard "friend" that they hide behind, greifing ranked with no interest in working hard ever, let alone fulltime. The game is fully secondary (to zoomers) and their social bonding over doing literally nothing.>I am the Bot he told us I am (before drop)!This has happened ONCE in thousands. Everyone genuinely believes their bot lobbies aren't pure gaslighting. They get so accustomed to "their" slop lobbies, there isn't anyone in my lobby they can 2v1 together... and after seeing this after being told, they STILL think they know better, while too disabled to even get all the keybinds on.
>>2833006None of that is inherently feminine.
Is this game just full of hackers?It can't be that easy to one clip me from 3 buildings away 0.5 seconds after 1mm of my hitbox shows from a window
>>2836788yes it is, in various degrees.
>>2836788people unironically just got better. probably less casuals playing on 50fps toasters now and idk if ive just gotten better but some weapons feel more "beamy" now. just look at akimbo p20s and some other weapons that outperform bigger guns at mid ranges. well i guess they atleast nerfed the 3030
>>2836788Almost every team in my high mmr blacklisted matchmaking lobby is cheating.100% lobby infection is certain at almost any level. Go play cs2 for a taste of what fair is. These roller players are having their math done faster than your ping let alone your input response. >>2836929No, everyone is on roller now because m&k is throwing at every skill level.>>2836818People don't understand that the cheats are activated server side, and get the highest priority for processing. M&k doesn't get processed until after you've shot half a mag just to make noise.Rollers have the server activate magic bullet because the raa got tripped. Missing half a mag is harder for rollers to do than not.The roller players you fight have no recoil, magic bullet, magic headshots issued per mag, higher processing priority all the time, on top of the auto aim.
>>2837033Source for this schizo.
>>2837033oh and their strafes suffer no recoil penalty. Commit to watching the cheater, most of them have it set to turn of when you watch, so they get melted instantly just like they did to you. You can then watch loser after loser have their cheats turned off and lose to someone who doesn't yet. It is rare to watch someone continue to wreck like they did to you on drop with white weps, even when fully kitted. It is insane.ALL SERVER SIDE.ALL CHEATS ARE DEV CHEATS.
>>2837033>>2837054time to find some evidence stream yourself breaking into respawn hq, then go an hero after youre done
>>2837054not all of it but I too believe in EOMM hitreg, making a new account makes that so incredibly obvious.
>>2837363only so many players can actually get quality server processing at a time. The EOMM is them deciding that, you get the server resources based whether you are predicting to win or lose. So all of your matches are fixed effectively. They give you bad teammates and bad quality packets. They give you good team and ez bots and you feel like the game actually plays good when you are already a ringer. So all that noreg on m&k is the server side system not wanting to deal with your inputs, and refusing to dynamically adjust your processing. This is why all the aimassist cheats are serverside. To make processing roller shots ultra cheap/free. Oh, you've had enough to play, or said RETARD, CUNT, or Nigger? Only bottom priority for you. This is why there are m&k shots that are made impossible by the server, because it takes an eternity for it to actually start thinking about you. Most of the time your client is entirely delusion.
>>2837576I don't think so, I think it's more of a account bound magic bullet/hitbox manipulation along with microstuttering when you aim at enemies to throw your aim off.If the server is bad then everyone has the same problem, I've never heard of two players having different lag situations at the same time except if you land weird sometimes you get thrown totally out of sync.
>>2836818>>2836929being one clipped is plausible especially with controller aimbotbut instantly shooting me out from a specific window when they shouldn't know I'm there out of dozen peek corners is sus. it's like they have esp and aimbot
>game start>jumpmaster jumps>do specific "I'm going here" ping on a bin>teammate lands on same bin and loots half of itdis nigga
>>2838251it does feel like there are a lot of sus moments like this even with other fps games these days, especially ones where you have both movement and also campers. but sometimes, it is just a combination of game sense, combinations of ingame abilities, squad scans/communication, recon vision, perks etc that help people notice you way sooner than you notice them.
>>2838337the good news is once you realise how many people do this you stop getting mad and just adapt
>>2838656I adapted into the enemy team alright.
wtf the RE-45 is energy now
>>2797145EOMM hitreg? O_O
>if only you knew how bad things really are... well atleast they are cooking with axle skins which we never saw early on with conduit
>>2839092long time no see then anon?it wasnt the worst change when you consider they added dual p20s right after but i do miss that option, it was satisfying in early fights
>>2837857Every tick, you are either at the bottom or the top of the list for a change state. The lag is the same but the cycles of compute put into your shooting is never equal. Roller is easy to compare fast, m&k is hard. There are all kinds of shots that are basically hitscan on roller but on m&k you just get the void. The computationally cheaper centralized on the server, roller, is given privileges and benefits for being a digital ghetto. The server drives the car for rollertards and they don't care. >>2839110The Meta is spoofing roller inputs for the server to give you the devabled server side aim assist cheats built into the game.This lets Respawn sell the power fantasy to everyone. So your EOMM is whether or not Respawn is giving you a win on their schedule, or not.
when you are picked to win your gimme game, you live at the top of the priority list. So the game feels great, and losing hides the game treating you like a nigger just for being you.Get whitelisted? you get the bot lobbies with the lottery winning processing. Get a harder real lobby? No more top processing. Your EOMM is your HMMR score relative to the lobby.So when respawn is only giving the literal 0 hmmr players, it is because they have already determined that your value is only the most token of server cycles. So your client becomes more of a lie at the same ping.I went from 80 ping all the time to 20 ping all the time. The game is bad because Respawn only wants to waste my time with their lowest cost dice.
the game feels exactly the same at 80 or 20 ping because you are never allowed to ask for more better packets.This is what Destroyer2009 proved live for everyone to see. The real game mechanic is this gaslighting. A competition to beg the server harder to do free magic. The skill curve is sky high, and it is also completely flat now.All because it feels bad to w-key with a roller, thus retarded devabled jaybiebs thinks flat whorizon is the solution to the baby toy input ever feeling bad to use.Remember how excruciating it was to close space within the time of one bat? Well now rollers never think about it at all. Privileged to be self-delusional to give CON-troll of the entire input space back to the retarded DEI_CALifag devs who obviously cannot work on any systems. Any technical improvements are coming downstream from the apex 2 team. But we are out of technical debt that will ever be solved now.
"becoming a better cheater" is what all spiteful mutants love MORE THAN GOD.
>>2840370not true
>Schizoanon is still here
ummm wattsonbros we need a new skin now... because... we just do okay...Respawn are you listening?? wattson tummy sexo skin now!!!!!
>>2840370>>2840341>The Meta is spoofing roller inputs for the server to give you the devabled server side aim assist cheats built into the game.Ngl ive had this retarded placebo thing where i play mnk and my roller is still plugged in and so i pretend im tricking the game into giving some level of roller privileges which for some reason makes me aim better... which doesnt make much sense but yeh.
>>2841636>Watson tummyDon't tell me you don't own all Watson tummy ones even like Kawaii Kitty, Player Two and Feline Fashion?
>>2842977I own a few but i want MORE. maybe some ass skins like 'wired for s--ex'We have been neglected for like a whole season or two!
>teammate requests 1-2x for a shotgunwtf??????
>>2843236That makes sense, it's got a nice round reticle for the shotgun spray.These teammates however... Not so much.Also what's that loba skin called with red and black with yellow and teal accents and pigtails, I can't find it in the store, I was spectating a team that killed our team earlier and one of the lobas was that, that shit activates neurons like you wouldn't believe, for some reason she just looks way better in that.
>>2843344forgot picture
>>2843344This one, what loot mommy skin is this?
>>2844334That's the Cherry Bomb skin from an earlier battle pass
>>2845193Ok thanks anon, dang 2 years since release, does it come into store rotation again?A lot more lobas need this skin to be honest.
idk if they changed something this patch but in mixtape I die instantly, I don't even have the time to shoot more than one mastiff bullet before I die and it's like every time.
my babblefield 6 has an apex style event shop now, its overthanks EA :(
>>2848661I vaguely remember having nearly enough coins for the pass for this skin and skpping it was probably like 3 years ago or smehting jeez
>>2850092 meant for this post >>2845193
That gibraltar prestige finisher is a little goofy/mid
Players that cannot use their ult and tact should not be in the serious queue. But my given team is this bad every match. Known broken players who don't use any of the systems besides hugging ads are griefing and don't know it.If you don't use every system like the HMMR knows they don't; These players have to be segregated into musical chairs baby lobbies with horseblindered gameplay mechanics. They NEED to play dummies for a very long time to learn how to maximize APM, not prefer to do nothing out of learned helplesness.They need Pokemon Snap on-rails mode to learn how feel the need to w-key.
>>2844334>>2845193Did they change lobas leg length or something? I remember her looking like a fat goblina and not very attractive, but now she looks pretty good? I feel like they changed something or we on a new timeline or something.
Yesterday I won so many matches in ranked that I forgot to do my college's assignment, it's over
>hearing fuse x bloodhound voicelineslike reopening an old wound in my mind
>>2853649At this point, if you aint using the e720-pro deluxestation wiredless roller w/ strike pack while on adderall, soft cheats, hard cheats, legal cheats, spiritual cheats, voodoo magic, hyper advanced post-faide transcendental movement tech on a 720 hz 8k monitor you are a subhuman goycattle bred solely to be milked and slaughtered, o algo
so what cursed attachments is everyone runningI really like the cursed magazine Devotion
I swear my teammates get progressively more retarded the more matches I play during the day, impressive stuff really.
Pexxers...
>>2861701>Loba POVhow the tables have turned
I quit the game back in Season 12 when everyone was making it to Masters. Is it more or less the same shit happening now or has there been meaningful changes to the ranked system?
>>2803222i came in to ask this exact question and i don't like the answer it gotinsane that they've kept this absurd auto aim in the game
>>2861524Correct, EOMM works like that.
How are you supposed to concentrate bros
>return to Apex after like a 2-3 year break>graphics looks washed, handholding AI>weird shield regeneration gimmick >weird menu and notification, even after opening a damn loot box>player skill distribution>game is piss easy, everyone feels like playing against botsLol wtf happened, I won my first Apex champion like after a second try. At least my skills still holds up, mirage still best boy to this day.
>Seer teammate dies for no reason>Down a guy and bring the other to 40 health before getting downed myself>Lifeline proceeds to wander around>Shoot at one of the downs>Fail to thirst him>Ignore him like he didn't want to kill him>Wander around again>Empty another mag into the downed guys knockdown>Finally remembers he has lifeline res after hearing the enemy res themselves and heal to full
>>2863450>>2863450>>game is piss easy, everyone feels like playing against botsWelcome back! Now log in tomorrow and get ready to carry even newer frens
Is e-district worth redownloading the game for?
>>2866198no, patch was 50 gigs for 0 reason.
>tired of getting bot teammates>queue into ranked>suddenly hitreg feels a lot better>wtf did respawn mean by this?
wtf ranked is so easy
>>2867467>>2867401Wabbson!
>>2838656You shouldn't have to adapt to trash teammates
>>2866388Thats just them shuffling maps. They have to switch them every season through download
>>2866198i thought they only updated Worlds edge? or you just mean you havent played in yearsaaaaaaa the least 2years have tgone so fucking fast, apexbabs we're getting old
>>2863366checked>alternator wingman wattsongigabased>>2867401>>2867467Natalie baguette carrying unc again i see.>back to back 4ksGonna need the full model name of your gaming chair
I zipline kamikazed into an enemy squad halfway through this match because i kept choking every easy knock with a hemlock and p20 and then getting brutally assistcucked by this valk shitter i kept matching with because it was 2am (btw why the fuck does everyone, especially below avg players, play valk now?)and even after the rest of the match, they didnt even get more damage somehow, which i just fucking knew would be the case for both my teammates when i diedi should consider uninstalling before i embarass my rusty ass any further
Just redownloaded this game when did the devs start to make sexo skins? I thought any female character showing skin in a sexy maner was a no-go?
>>2869163For me the under-average player is octane, bloodhound and axle usually, sometimes mirage and pathfinder.Then you get specimens who play vantage and rampage even further down the totempole.
I've been playing wildcard so much I forgot how many people just ragequit the microsecond they get downed in normal mode
does bangalore's smoke still fuck with AA or did they patch that? I keep getting butt raped for some reason the game put me in gold despite not playing for 3 years?
>>2869344Around season 22, that's when they released Loba's Cherry Bomb skin, that was the start of it all.
>>2869344If you mean consciously making substantially more to make more money, i would say 2 years ago, ofcourse beginning with some Loba bp/summer skins
>>2871522nice bit of booba and tummy on that skin too
Which one should i open axg?
^welp, nevermind, just opened the Assended Cunt pack and got fuck all
>using pingsnope>using "revive me" nah>using pet commands on your clanker teammatehell yeah!
>>2871905>Ooooh I love this loba character she is hot.>Let me change everything that makes her hot into something else like massive tits and supermassive thighs.>Ah yes finally perfection>Loba who is thatI always wonder why people feel the urge to supersize characters they like.
>>2872952>everything that makes her hot>massive tits and supermassive thighs.never knew these were mutually exclusive things
>>2872410like why not just open all of themit's not like they count for spark bonus anyway right
>>2874911true but i would rather have a small amount of disappointment every day or so then all at once seeing as its apparently rigged now compared to how event packs used to be where i would never even buy extra with coins and still get more legendary skins (from the actual event) than now ((unlike picrel))
wow, they were really bad for masters playersoh wait a minute, what season is that from?
>>2861426the mags pretty handy for some weapons
We get it you like healing people behind doors and shit ffs PLEASE JUST SHOOT AT THEM
>>2835071>we have this one.and probably femdom/lesbian like every fat chick working at Respawn. At least she's not the vantage type of self insert... :/I think we need some cute european girls in the office, and then we will get Wattson 2.0, if that's even possible>>2871013I think so but honestly she's probably one of my least played characters despite always being a mnk playerNot a really interesting/easy character to buff either.>the game put me in gold despite not playing for 3 years?Not surprised with how broken other things can be that a miscalculation like that was overlooked. >>2869565>Then you get specimens who play vantageEhhh, they usually stand there menacingly and hit every ult/sentinel shot you give them. But if we're talking about teammates, 100%
I got banned in Battlefield 6 and now I can't play Apex Legends... why the fuck is that allowed??? How is this legal
>>2876052Ah yes, the one game thats even more heinous ragebait than Apex and its owned by the same awful companyIf you complain about it anywhere you will probably get snarky redditors going "heh well dont be heckin mean then next time chud, didnt you read the TOS before you made an account installed??? play stupid games..."
Teammates at plat II are fucking stupid
>>2882731honestly just lots of below avg players who never even pulled their own weight in gold, kamikazed for a couple kills then get respawned repeatedly and/or were boosted or whatever so they have no clue how to actually play the game without ratting or hotdropping
Axle kinda killed the game
Literally cant play control anymore because some faggots are autistically fixated on doing nothing but zipping to your natural. Gee whiz I fucking LOVE not being able to play a fucking chill match because some retarded NIGGERS who have never done anything in their lives can jerk off to winning a fucking cocksucking faggot fuck control match I HATE THIS NIGGER PLANET GET THEM OFF THE INTERNET
>>2884076i dont understand what you mean, like some fags on a discord call were targeting you?>>2884055any character with a 'impossible to avoid when used right' stun ability + passive and team oriented movement abilities is a must pick. just look at valk. but what sets axle apart is it being way more versatile and quite literally grounded. that being said, you can use her drone explosion as a lift now
>>2884076Just stay on the natural.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz66Ek1RYWUCan the Saudis fire the entire sound team and hire these guys instead?
>>2885028So you can hear literally nothing?
>>2885054It'll be an improvement from what we currently have, yes
>>2885066>Constant muffled BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound for 20 minutesNo thanks bro, take your "realism" shit somewhere else.
I'm starting to think Apex 2.0 doesn't actually exist bros...
>>2885480EA realised the risk wasnt worth it and instead just pay more 'influencers' and continue to milk the cashcow a bit longer, alongside newer live service gamesI like to imagine they basically said "we cancelled Titanfall 3 twice, but also Apex Legends (1) is basically Titanfall 3 anyways so who cares"
Dirty 30Trippy TakaReeeee 45Pp20sMozamblamStart the CaaaaaaarGg7KwabeyDevoVWAAAMPThe bowThe bocuckThe stiffyThe spittyPk Causin havocWingyMy babyFlattyHemmyDeus voltThat shit faggot charge rifleNemesissyEva gr8Aaaaaargh 99Goin prowlin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADeath-star
>>2887249for me, its how wattson pronounces 3030 repeater when you ping it
>>288726630 30 rep rep is also acceptable
>>2887302bang calls it the 30 30 rep rep
chuds really stink at this game
>caustic shits himself on hotdrop cause he has no weapons>doesnt realize the same goes for the other teamCome on now just use your traps.
Revs so fun
>>2887725smallest hitbox in the game
>>2887863Lol I wish. My gangly ass eats so many unnecessary bullets
>>2887863>>2887725Makes me wonder if they will ever release another big character again. The pace of the game has changed a lot and fat non movement characters can only occupy so many niches.Caustic, Path and Gibby were there on release and Rev was S4 but was in the game files since release. Newcastle was released 4 years ago now. It will be undead Forge
I'm... i'm losing my fucking mind over dat assI find it funny that their name sounds like sexy too. this is what happens when all the braincells go straight to your buttcheeksSeriously though where the fuck do these people come from? I think he was using sentinel for a lot of the match which would explain some of it. If i wasn't partaking in the LARP (we basically held a single building the ENTIRE match and the circle closed in on us which was kinda kino ngl) i would be mad right now.The ability to aim clearly exceed the ability to use text chat and ingame UI functions.
We're reaching new heights (or more aptly, depths) this season due to the loba buff. State of the art, cutting edge loot goblin research here at /axg/ is starting to make breakthroughs. Previous specimens aren't even coming close. Meanwhile Fusechud testing has all but met a brick wall ever since his rocket jump perk started attracting players with IQs over 80 to his kit.
>>2888062Cyborg forge would be lit but its been so long. Aggressive forge that demolishes walls and traps would be cool
>>2888207Her centurion alt has the fattest cheeks cleaved by the fabric
>>2888242They need to revert fuses ult the new one is asssss
>>2887951no for real, revenant has the smallest hitbox by volume, but not by frontal cross section.
>>2888242I wish I got lobas on my team.
>>2888965It hits me more than the old one ever did. Well, that's because the old one never hit me lol
>>2888242>>2888207>one shot is fired>hear Loba teammate's bracelet launch 300m in the opposite directionEvery time
>sniper teammate who stays all the way in the back and only hits 1 in 10 shots
>>2891146The flipside of that is the aggressive close-range teammate who runs in just to get shit on in a 1v1, then says "I cracked him"Defensive/long range is much more reliable for me. Even if they suck, there's time to disengage from a fight if it's clear it won't go well
>Duo teammate revives you then runs away from the immediate fight so you're fighting 1v2 immediately because they are fucking stupid pussies.
>>2888965And bring back Revs griefer ult because revtane pushes were actually fun
>>2889065Tbh people didnt know how to aim it you aim the ring on them not the center and you try to corner people
>>2892742its funny that the ult thats an upgraded knucklecluster is actually a bigger filter for noobs
>have to type all caps FENCE so wattson will use her abilities Jesus christ dude
>tell wattsons dumb fucking ass to stay and defend the final ring while the other team fight outside the circle>dipshit retard then charges in and fucking dies>zero fences in the circleHaha im so silly and quirky I play the white french girl cause I think shes cute haha im so funny and silly I dont use abilities cause what are those haha
>>2892809>>2892781was it a roller player? i remember playing wattson on console ages ago and feeling like it was way harder to snap down fences in the middle of fightsi think another reason why wattson is/was a heckin based plebfilterand desu i never encounter these wattson noobs on EU. well im assuming you're american because you said "white french girl"
>>2892829Im on Xbox its all controllers and its incredibly easy to use abilities im just stuck with (literal screennames) a black guy and pokerchico every round
>>2892733Ive finally gotten used to the bubble shield. My brain would associate losing the shield with a shield break so id habitually try to disengage when I have full health
>>2892781Sometimes it's better to not put down fences.Usually noob waddsums always put down too many fences.
>>2893674I usually get raped by the Wattson players who keep enough fences in reserve to drop a set inside of you within 1 millisecond
>>2893813exactly
sometimes when I get snared by Ash the tether breaks really fastwhy does this happen / how do you trigger it?
Finally got some mythic shards, now I have to choose between the Twin Blades or the Karambit
>>2894074the razor blades have the pay to win run animations.
Not bad.
>>2894071its definitely been nerfed a few times now.also i think there is/was an issue with hitboxes but doesnt seem to be what you mean
>>2894074>now I have to choose between Fusey's guitar and Watto's autismo-meterftfy
>>2894793>Twin razors have a pay to win run animationElaborate, couldn't find anything on the web>>2897171What do you mean? I honestly don't like Watty's heirloom, Fuse guitar is cool but I prefer a universal heirloom for every character, the ones I like the most were the twin razors and the Karambit
>>2898100dw anon it was a joke because they're the such meme tier heirlooms compared to all the newer melee skins that any character can use
haven't played for years, left after they tested solo and immediately nuked it, came back to play arenas, left again, came back today and arenas is gone and the game is just as shit as ever, and here i was thinking that i might spend money on this crap lol
*farts*
>>2901140Where does she keep her rat?
>>2901170it was probably chewing on her insides when pathfinder found her in a dumpsterin her robovagina probably
>>2900927We would all spend money for the m&k only solo queue into dropzones and dropships or even 1v1. But you are not allowed to even suggest thesenas a subject because they are beyond the ability of the devs to do. What is feasible, is they will control all meaning/gameplay with the server side aim assist, because it is the band-aid for the unchangeable monolith of a hmmr and eomm system, that is integral to the performance optimizations which cannot be touched. The quality of your packets does not matter if you have a 0% chance of winning at lobby (because matchmaking gave you -0 hmmr teammates) You aren't even privileged to watch the real game when you are holed for those 19/20 games or whatever. Especially noticeable on stormpoint because the PVE stuff slows down the processing priority that needs eomm to tell it who is more mas macho. You shooting is merely a request to get a change state. Half of your mad goes no where on m&k but the roller activates server side dev cheats to make solving game state changes cheaper. On m&k you can go seconds and more without being allowed to make a hit because you are being too unpredicatble..When your hmmr is high because you can randomly smash anyone, the game does not like you for being disruptive to the eomm the most! You are not allowed to go from bottom priority to top priority inside a match, because this reduces you lobbies launched per hour.Two 20 minute games an hour is not a useful number of launches to extract from you. Garbage lobbies are indistinguishable to shareholders from n lobbies launched. Sweeping this stuff under the rug is the reason for Respawn management to exist. They just want you wasting time popping more lobbies off at all costs.
>>2901635>or even 1v1.i completely forgot about that 1v1 arenas queue they did once probably like over 3 years ago now. or maybe it was only 2
>>2898100>Elaborate, couldn't find anything on the webYou won't yet, I think I'll be making a video about hitboxes in Apex and I might include in depth animation readouts and analysis videos too.
>>2903898I should also elaborate I'm not sure you get the rivnationbat sprint animation when you have the bat, I don't have any of the universal heirlooms besides the karambit and that doesn't have any unique animations.I suspect the swords/bats share one animation which is probably the hooksword_sprint animation, but I can't be sure untill I've had someone confirm it or I peep it in game.
>console duo teammates in wildcard >mirage is complete dogshit has no idea what he's doing >also blatantly aimbotting doesn't miss a single bullet Respawn just banned nearly 100 preds for cheating but can't figure out most cheaters play wildcard
>get tired of being 1 clipped by controllers>switch to controllers>feels terrible>the aim assist only triggers in very specific situations>fast forward today and see announcementso everyone was actually just hacking in this game huh?
>You now remember apex babs club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vflGmY0iNQM
>>2907349i member
>idiot duomate #1 runs in alone and gets knocked for free>idiot duomate #2 immediately runs in to avenge his friend and gets knocked for free>now running for my life to the nearest replicator on the other side of the map while being chased by a full team and two bipoc teenagers yelling into their mics that I suck
Time to kill is way too high in this game
kyspatid
>>2910402>*laughs in buffed rampshart*
>>2905944Im guessing they play wildcard because they get dopamine without getting banned constantly. whereas in masters/pred you're gonna get found out much faster ?
Gold rank is extra retarded this season
>>2915519Wait till you reach Platinum
>bloodhound and fuse is in a gay nonbinary relationshipI don't feel so good about picking them anymore bros..
>>2910458people also don't spectate the players that killed them in wildcard just their teammates so they don't get reported as muchnot that reporting does anything unless you you typed in a nono word in chat
>>2916458Yeah Plat is terrible right now
I really hope they bring Shadow Royale back this Halloween, I want to hunt people at night
>>2917573As long as Bloodhound is female, it's still straight
So about that SF collab.
>>2920345i just know the one they're giving bang is going to be downright minstrel-y, cause there's no way in hell they'd ever do the smart thing and give her kimberly
>in between two squads>ping to move away so we're on the edge instead>squad stays in the middle>get squashed between two squadshokay then
>>2921508Same thing with teammates that think running to the center of the ring is the best place to be when we're just going to get shot from all sides
Hitreg is so bad
>>2907017Yes lol all the stream fags and "pros" are using aimbots remember when halls cheat tab popped up and he was like woahhh what is that i have nooo idea what that could be omg Im being haaaacked l
>hotdrop>team splits directly into other teams to die>frozen drop>team lands directly on you and starts racing you for lootHoly shit why is this so common
putting a barrel attachment on the r301 battle pass skin just ruins the whole look of the skin is there a way to hide it?
I thought we were getting a Star Wars event
>>2921310Lifeline is more of a Kimberly imo
when apex 2 tho?
>>2919308Nothing ever happens in nu-pexYOU VILL GET SPOOPY WILDCARD WITH A RESKINNED GRENADE AND VANTAGE PRESTIGE SKIN AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY, JA?
had a holsome 1000 duo match (in ranked) with a humble kapatid and tard wrangled them to 3rd place with a charge rifleand it was just so much more preferable to the previous match, getting full sent, my teammates doing nothing while the enemy squad had their backs turned to them for 30 seconds prior. guess this is my omen to start queuing duos instead
I hate the loud fucking logo intro whenever I start up this game
>>2926489add -novid to your launch options bwo
>>2926579Oh shit, thanks
>>2925687No way they were paying that team going into the sale of EA. All those salaries probably got cut into bonus checks for management.
>>2923008destroyer2009 showed all of the dev's server side aim assist cheats built into the game. Hal's client was a slave. Rollers activate most of the aim assist cheats. Makes the game feel like it is running better. The eomm and hmmr, the aim assist, are also an optimization system for making the game feel like it is running better for chosen winners, and then chosen losers client's run worse because it doesn't matter.>>2922912People really think being the last into blue armor is smart play for climbing, and not the ratting that it is. Respawn feeds rats on purpose. Rats feed on other people's purpose. Rats feed on derivative gameplay unironically. They prefer to watch real gameplay happen in front of them, from somewhere they will not be shot. Voids are sometimes voids for a reason, like the middle of the ring, and taking the void is a deadly waste of time. Zoomers in particular do not play to learn anything. >>2921508Proud ignorance of kill zone hot spots on maps, loterally choosing to have no pattern recognition forever, is a hallmark trait of zoomer gaming. Because that stuff is work. >It's just about the social activity with your mates yo its a just a game bruh
>>2927352>destroyer2009 showed all of the dev's server side aim assist cheats built into the game. Hal's client was a slave.>Rollers activate most of the aim assist cheats. Makes the game feel like it is running better.>The eomm and hmmr, the aim assist, are also an optimization system for making the game feel like it is running better for chosen winners, and then chosen losers client's run worse because it doesn't matter.This is correct as far as my vast experience extends.
Splits and seasons in general are way too short, they don't give enough time to complete each Split pass.
>>2928781I play this game 3 times a week and still get to the end of each pass. Try to focus specifically on the daily/weekly challenges if you struggle to level it
>>2926489The gibraltar one a few seasons ago was one of the worst offenders. I just got somewhat numb to it at this point.
>>2933137If you're playing on PC, do what this guy said >>2926579The game goes straight to the loading screen/menu and skips the intro
Has anyone noticed that characters in the lobby only play one animation over and over now?
>>2934931You mean if you leave it there the whole time and dont switch menu or anything? Idk
duos make me fucking sick
I feel like a wizard with the SentinelMAGIC MISSILE>158 knockMMMMMAGIC MISSILE>158 knock collateral 70 >solo vantage running awayM M M MAGIC MISSILE
>playing solo q ranked>suddenly Drop Zones
>>2934969
>>2938594ngl i never play to diamond so kind of miss this
Wiped out the last team and the fucking loba decided to loot instead of rezing me.
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