return of the goat editionNewshttps://www.ea.com/games/apex-legends/newsUpdateshttps://twitter.com/PlayApexhttps://twitter.com/RespawnCurrent maphttps://apexlegendsstatus.com/current-mapPrevious: >>2506436
2 more days until that shitty event is over. What were they thinking with that nonsense
>requeue solo>it teams me with the same worthless shitter I had the last match>twiceeomm really forcing me to be an unpaid carry
>>2789195if you wanna prevent that, go back to lobby and watch the "previous squad" thing until they vanish
Is Bloodhound male or female?
>>2790455Non-binary
>>2790507so is he a non binary male or female?
>>2790590Neither, that's how non-binary works
>>2790455Fish that live long can go back and forth. >>2789195They printed a game launch, after that they don't care. The class action lawsuit against the eomm+hmmr being deceptive is because they've siloed you from other players that you should match with, in order to seed as many parallel lobbies as possible instead of what you assume would be conglomeration. True shitters are agglomerated. Long Suffering above average soloq are agglomerated with cheater lobbies. Shitters who have played a lot and only know 1 system are also filtered from real lobbies most of the time. And then clearly some players are whitelisted for such bot lobbies.Most players do not see a real lobby until they have failed up to diamond "playing smart" (ratting every ring). Why does my team always have to be the lowest hmmr score in the lobby because of the 2 literal Zeros given by matchmaking?I know they are zeros because no teammates is the same thing that Respawn feels I deserve 19/20 games. There is never a single person my randoms can 2v1, to a fault. They never know how to use multiple systems, and only have half the keybinds.Hard hold ADS and hope the other guy just gives up.
It is impossible to compete with rollers who do not have to fight recoil while I do.There is no valid design reason for m&k to have recoil patterns anymore. To make it it fair I need no recoil pattern to fight, and they have to suffer some crit roll aim punch just like they crit roll free headshots for every raa engagment.This game design is as proudly and insultingly derivative as power wheels are for toddlers. We might as well go the team fortress route since gunplay scares scab devs. They will always push shitters wasting time doing nothing asking the servers for nothing, to be the main game mode. >>2789167Respawn is tanking on purpose it seems.
>>2790507>>2790606So sex and gender are the same thing now? I can't keep up
>>2790727Right the crits are:Server SideHIDDENSegregated by input, in favor of the child's toyThe reason for the removal of helmets to make rolling HS crits on as a roller FEEL spectacular and indistinguishable from cheating. M&k gets the opposite where often half a mag or more goes into the void of the decision engine and nothing you see matches the server state anyways thus making any shot impossible technically anyways. Because the 20tick is as many times as they care to run the eomm+hmmr check on your updated server priority. Server Priority is segregated by input again in favor of the devabled cheat toy.
>>2790455She has a massive futa cock
>>2790590bloodhound has a vagina that's more hairy than a 70s pornstar.
my wife btw
>>2789167really... i was on holiday but wtf that went fast
>>2790455Biologically female, she has a modest rack hidden beneath all that survivalist clothing, trust.
xhe, i mean ... respawn employee/redditor who monitors this thread, dont ban me!
S30 gameplayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4hT5TN5b1s
>nerf r98>nerf alternator >nerf re45>don't nerf cardefinitely nothing to do with the mythic car skin coming out this season
>>2793299Loba tac shouldnt disarm you still like people have been asking for ages now
>why yes, i do crawl straight back to my teammate when i'm downed so every squad nearby moves right in his direction
Wow im really glad i bought that retro pack... for a bunch of vanilla 'items/unlocks' that have been in the game for over 6 years
had a nice sleep deprived 8 kill win that i didnt really want to cap off the season, but why do all the sane good players with mics apparently play at 1am...
New loot changes look good it was weird that everyone was decked out in gold attachments by r3. Very faggy to bring back old pois on WE tho
>energy ammo is gone and energy weapons regenerate ammoWhat the fuck i take back what I said
The difference between roller and m&k is the difference between addition and calculus. They do 1+1 with a thumb and are made equal to the .01 percentile m&k player.
Season 30 and ur still here complaining about rollers lol
i swear bottomless batteries better be useful with the energy ammo change or i'm gonna lose it.they nerfed my power amp ffs
>load up shitpex>cpu usage shoots up to 99%>computer fans go on full blast>temps sky rocket>its only the main menuYep and that's how I instantly alt tab out of your game and never open it again
why dis cyberjeet hoe got gappy teeth
>>2796062time to upgrade your AMD 2200 GPU bab
APU*, i mean.
>>2796152okay ranjeet
>>2796170whats fans you got?wheres your PC?imagine being such a sperg you cant play a game because your pc gets hot
Does wildcard count as BR? (definitely not doing challenges because i havent finished the BP yet, like ive never done before either)
>>2796217Fans are fine, PC is on top of the desk where it gets good air flow and I have one the best cases for airflow. In-game everything is fine, but its the main menu that makes it go crazy for some reason I dont have this issue with any other game
>>2796337It should cause ur dropping
>>2794080>retro>for a bunch of vanilla 'items/unlocks' that have been in the game for over 6 yearsWhat did you expect?
It is just me or did they make Loba's boobs....boobier?
>>2796929today is a good day.I was gonna stump up the coins for it
Why does this remind me of Brad Pitt in Troy lmao
>>2797019Because you are retarded. That just looks like a whale.
>>2797019lmao how can they release this shit
>>2797026>>2797029Nope, I've figured it out.
>>2797035I was about to say she has actual Viking physique
>>2797035It's actually the same face lmao. Spoopy.
Is this the closest we've ever gotten to the mons pubis?
>>2796929They did make her boobs boobier and her thighs thigher.Honestly they made her look fat.Cherry bomb is still the #1 loba skin.
>>2797063>penis. penetrate. climax. penis. penetrate. climax.
>>2796919knew soemone would say this, thats why i said vanilla. Retro AS IN something from the actual theme not a default itemoh wait youre just joking... nvm
The matchmaking and EOMM hitreg is absolutely turned to the MAX.There seems to be new glow effects so everything is fucking glowing so you can't see anything.This is literally unplayable.
>>2797019>>2797035>we wuz A10 aryansah its one of those skins where they give an ugly brutish brown character light hair and blue eyes in the style of Norse mythology. classic
>>2797063I'm thinking we're so fucking backfull on 1% clothed 99% naked gacha style swimsuit skins next year!!! we can't lose!! apex forever!!! /axg/ will return to /vg/ in all its glory!!!!!!!!111
Also Axle is still the most OP character the game has ever seen since you get a free kill with the ulti.
>>2796372I do get what you mean, theres so many random bugs still with the main menu too Also when redeeming items, particularly in the event reward shop Whoever the fuck has been working on that in particular for the last how many years is lucky that the rest of their team is DEI hires
>>2797145Can confirm, I now have 1.17 KDR and 450 avg dmg.I have never had under 3.0 KDR and 750 dmg in any previous season.I think I'm going to sit this one out, game has become absolute trash.
>44 gig updateFOR FUCKING WHAT?!
>>2797063You can see wattsons pussy through her cyborg skin
goddamn energy weapons are insanely shitty nowthey need to reverse those changes or atleast double the size, cause i guarantee energy weapons are gonna be the lowest used gun in the game.
>>2798356I don't know, I like having a volt sidearm that doesn't need ammo. I think the volt and 45 and maybe the 3T will be fine, but it's RIP for the nemesis and devo
>>2798372using the volt fucked me over end game in my last match, i was close to knocking one in the last squad until i ran out of ammo and auto swapped to the g7 and missed my hipfires.
>>2798356>game is about shooting guns>make some guns not shootlol they couldn't balance the powerspike guns (havoc/devo turbo still shred) so they put them all on a cooldown
>>2798434>the powerspike guns (havoc/devo turbo still shred)Nobody was using either of those guns
>>2798356I think they are great, lots of inventory space with one.
member early apex?
Respawn screwing up lighting, againWE is now a night map but the snow fucking flashbangs you
https://www.eurogamer.net/ea-aquisition-55-complete-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-privateit's over
>>2799179sweet no more tranny shit in my games
>>2799186If they re-voice Catalyst I will pay money for her skins and play her, stupidly OP but ain't no way I'm touching that tranny ass character even if they gave me 1000£.
Having too much fun in BF6 to download 50 fucking gigs for some shitty World's Edge POI's
>open apex>storm point>close apex
Bit offtopic but what exactly is going on in the world of cyberpunk right now?
not enough disk space... its over... see you all next split
>>2799179
>>2797335Changed account, instantly start killing preds and anyone else, KDR goes up like 3x.Really makes you think.
>>2800696literally this lolI still managed to play 3 games before finally closing it
>>2799179say hi to your new reworked bangalore bros...
>e districtIt's Gassin' Time!
>>2800696>>2801416What's wrong with the best map?
>>2801605it's not in rotation
>>2801440Half the skins in this game are masks and stuff anyways to cover all the ugly faces
Do controller players still rape everyone in this game? Or did they fix the AA? What I'm trying to know is do I still have to play like a bitch because if you get within 5-10 feet of a roller player you might as well just bend over and let them gape your anus.
>>2803222they dont need to fix aim assist, they need to make it so hip fire doesnt have any spread
>>2801440mashallah allahu akbar
>>2801507Egirl district could be a way better map if it had remarkable POIs
>>2797063SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>2800137If the tranny that voices her was at least attractive I wouldn't mind that much, but the guy is a fucking ogre
>>2800137For the love of god please have this happen. Its literally a dude built like a linebacker who just sounds like a massive faggot. You could remove all her tranny voicelines and replace her as a woman and her pick rate would skyrocket
ANOTHER SEASONANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT A DICKLESS COOMSOOMERPOST ITTRANS LEGENDS WILL NEVER BE REAL LEGENDS>>2804211>>2803678FAGGOTS
>>2804222eh i hate troons as much as the next guy but this is weird behavior
>>2797450Skins.Still not updated it. Im just reading the thread. Gonna uninstall something tomorrow. Couldnt make my mind up tho. Im not poor just lazy
>>2804262>>2804222Oh wow the last 3 months really did go fast.but trust me, i havent either half because of my heckin problematic transphobia, and half because HIS kit doesnt interest me at all. i guess the ult is probably cool to use in some places but again not really that fun.
>bang>wattson>loba>wraith>catalystthe big 5
>>2800137>>2803678The worst part is it was probably somewhat on purpose. Sure, most trannies put on that awful nasally voice, and a lot of trannies have weirdly prominent chins, tall frames and overall very obvious masculine features, but this really seemed like taking the piss, especially right after they released vantage and newcastle too.
>>2804315i prefer my diversity in brownness rather than in gayness. wifeline deserves that last spot at the least.
>>2804315Wraith kicking my balls
>>2803222most people are not playing pro players or preds so it doesnt matter as much as people think it does
>>2801507>Olympusit's fencin' time
I haven't played since S12. Is Wattson still the cutest character in the game or have they added another autistic white girl?
>>2807133Ash is the cutest
Studios must be getting DOD money to put the brown babies on the input toy.
>>2807133Conduit is a qt non autistic non white girl but i love her half as much as wattson which is still a lot!
>>2800696storm point used to be comfy now i dont like it as much... what happened exactly? was it the game or the map that changed? or me?
Imagine how easy it would be for respawn to just print money if they got rid of their HR karens.
>>2815238isn't EA being bought by saudi muslims rn
>get third partied>disengage to craft banners>suddenly can't interact anymore>can't pull out gun>can't use respawn beacon>can't use zipline>can't open loot bins>can't pick up anything>can use doors for some reason>reconnecting didn't helpFun!Seems it has been happening to more people this season.Guessing it might be the crafter interaction fucking shit up again.
>>2817981I remember something like that happening a while ago involving sniper scopes, and their solution was to remove the sentinel from the game for a few weeks>respawn removes replicators indefinitely while they slowly work on a fixWhat would the repercussions be?
>>2817981what did they do to the crafters again?
>all the new weapons and reworks>all the changes through the years>still that one teammate who goes "ping r301 pls"
yep, thats an ez ban, faggot
still not updating 50 fucking gigs of nothing
>>2819729I miss the old RE-45
>>2817936As if thats going to change anything lol, also it's being bought by Jared Kushner, the guy who lives at 666 street in NY.The saudis are just paying for it.
>>2819893took me like a week to get round to updating this game because i have like 3 games on 3 different drives that need like 100gb free just to update bleeding me dry constantly
why did they make season **30** the DNB season with no new map or character?
Guys just got enough tokens to unlock 2 characters (+ the next one). But I'm not sure if I want to unlock ">her"? Should I throw my morals out the window?
>flaunting his s17 masters badgeKEK what a retard
>hotdrop on fragment construction site >get raped by a wraith while within sniffing distance of teammates>tilted into oblivion>tab back into game and see they just respawned me on my deathbox (im guessing)>they are arab lifeline+wattson duofaggots so i just run off because im not too keen on handholding with them on a rooftop for the whole match>eventually die>they respawn me again>begrudgingly tag along>get fuck all loot and fuck all damage>basically done nothing but avoid squads from every angle and poke at enemies with a magless r301 >end up going off and hunting solos after round 3 to get a couple kills>hook round and third party as ring closes>pick up kraber>3/3 shots hit and knocked (people really like jumping high in the air for extended periods of time dont they?)>perfectly sweep through the last few squads>finish with more kills and nearly same damagewell its good to know ive reached that point where im not shit enough to manage to fall upwards when i sabotage duofaggot's matchesi suppose all the better players are dying in fragment before the match ends.
>>2826121consoom the crappy recolors instead
>>2826495I've already bought the best recolor in this game. I don't need others.
>>2826695And I just unlocked the tranny :(
I swear, if my wingman is pointed 100% on target, it misses every shot, and if I just fling it around at random, I'm hitting every bullet with headshots
>>2826695maybe in the top 5 or top 10 recolours, personally wouldnt say its that great>equipping aurasISHYGDDT
>>2827888like the opposite of when i play on higher ping servers in TF2 because my aim is that bad
>>2826495sex
>>2826121Just save it for recolors instead.
How is Axle balanced?
it happened again
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iBjIo29zmKwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBjIo29zmKwNext event reveal dropped last night, and i assumed they would drop the actual trailer later shortly after, but nope, they just dropped a 30 second short for the next event and called it a day apparently.The gibby prestige looks decent, and if you like roleplaying as a fat fuck islander savage i guess.... also seeing a new gibby skin that actually fits his purported ethnicity is a bit trippy. Mixed feelings about the other skins but atleast its not total slopThey really need to improve wildcard too, if they are going to half ass events by just buffing and nerfing random shit and bringing back wallrunning or whatever. Get rid of replicators and make the first ring smaller so everyone isnt fighting at the same location every match and so you can 3v3 a squad, eliminate them and not have to run across the map to where all the tards are hotdropping en masse
>>2826495would
>>2832630>Only female outfits>None of them are feminineReally makes you think.
NOHOWJUST HOW
>>2832770successfully demoralized. everytime respawn decides it wants to reinvent apex as something actually cool and trendy it goes back to being gay because of the califag design team had a meeting and decided the chuds must be BTFO
>thalus>phallus>that symbolintentional or not, this is almost GTA level of fictional gag brands
This new season is really bad for soloq, you have to deal with a constant low amo supplies, scared chicken and the loba mains coming back at it looting 24/7 or running away everytimeI don't understand whats the point of making the pace a bit slower meanwhile keeping the TTK same this. At this point its 100% that they are just tweaking this so they can say "hey atleast its changing"
>>2832770Valkyrie cleavage, Conduit legs and Wraith/Lifeline stomachs?
>>2833006Valk has no sex appeal.
>>2833483That does make sense considering her being a dyke but cleavage is sex appeal.
>>2832770The eunuch and his harem.
>>2832926>and the loba mains coming back at it looting 24/7 or running away everytimethe worst part is just how quickly it took for this to start happening regularly just had a match then on SP where we won two 3v3s even though my teammates were pretty clueless and meh, but they atleast followed my general direction, didnt fuck about, stuck together and actually made it hard for the enemies to pick us apart and put pressure on us like they were trying to do in the 2nd fight. its refreshing to see mediocre randoms hold their own against a fairly organised aggressive squad.what does that have to do with loba again? idk, just the fact it was a recon+assault player gave much better vibes than support sissies
>>2832770really makes me think of valk titties and conduit thighs
how we pexxin
>>2832601Every team can have one. Just like how whorizon was untouchable self insert, we have this one. >>2832793unbearable parade of CalArts spiteful mutant graffiti ruined the live service model itself.>>2832926Only getting duos now with the one competent and the other their fully disabled retard "friend" that they hide behind, greifing ranked with no interest in working hard ever, let alone fulltime. The game is fully secondary (to zoomers) and their social bonding over doing literally nothing.>I am the Bot he told us I am (before drop)!This has happened ONCE in thousands. Everyone genuinely believes their bot lobbies aren't pure gaslighting. They get so accustomed to "their" slop lobbies, there isn't anyone in my lobby they can 2v1 together... and after seeing this after being told, they STILL think they know better, while too disabled to even get all the keybinds on.
>>2833006None of that is inherently feminine.
Is this game just full of hackers?It can't be that easy to one clip me from 3 buildings away 0.5 seconds after 1mm of my hitbox shows from a window
>>2836788yes it is, in various degrees.
>>2836788people unironically just got better. probably less casuals playing on 50fps toasters now and idk if ive just gotten better but some weapons feel more "beamy" now. just look at akimbo p20s and some other weapons that outperform bigger guns at mid ranges. well i guess they atleast nerfed the 3030
>>2836788Almost every team in my high mmr blacklisted matchmaking lobby is cheating.100% lobby infection is certain at almost any level. Go play cs2 for a taste of what fair is. These roller players are having their math done faster than your ping let alone your input response. >>2836929No, everyone is on roller now because m&k is throwing at every skill level.>>2836818People don't understand that the cheats are activated server side, and get the highest priority for processing. M&k doesn't get processed until after you've shot half a mag just to make noise.Rollers have the server activate magic bullet because the raa got tripped. Missing half a mag is harder for rollers to do than not.The roller players you fight have no recoil, magic bullet, magic headshots issued per mag, higher processing priority all the time, on top of the auto aim.
>>2837033Source for this schizo.
>>2837033oh and their strafes suffer no recoil penalty. Commit to watching the cheater, most of them have it set to turn of when you watch, so they get melted instantly just like they did to you. You can then watch loser after loser have their cheats turned off and lose to someone who doesn't yet. It is rare to watch someone continue to wreck like they did to you on drop with white weps, even when fully kitted. It is insane.ALL SERVER SIDE.ALL CHEATS ARE DEV CHEATS.
>>2837033>>2837054time to find some evidence stream yourself breaking into respawn hq, then go an hero after youre done
>>2837054not all of it but I too believe in EOMM hitreg, making a new account makes that so incredibly obvious.
>>2837363only so many players can actually get quality server processing at a time. The EOMM is them deciding that, you get the server resources based whether you are predicting to win or lose. So all of your matches are fixed effectively. They give you bad teammates and bad quality packets. They give you good team and ez bots and you feel like the game actually plays good when you are already a ringer. So all that noreg on m&k is the server side system not wanting to deal with your inputs, and refusing to dynamically adjust your processing. This is why all the aimassist cheats are serverside. To make processing roller shots ultra cheap/free. Oh, you've had enough to play, or said RETARD, CUNT, or Nigger? Only bottom priority for you. This is why there are m&k shots that are made impossible by the server, because it takes an eternity for it to actually start thinking about you. Most of the time your client is entirely delusion.
>>2837576I don't think so, I think it's more of a account bound magic bullet/hitbox manipulation along with microstuttering when you aim at enemies to throw your aim off.If the server is bad then everyone has the same problem, I've never heard of two players having different lag situations at the same time except if you land weird sometimes you get thrown totally out of sync.
>>2836818>>2836929being one clipped is plausible especially with controller aimbotbut instantly shooting me out from a specific window when they shouldn't know I'm there out of dozen peek corners is sus. it's like they have esp and aimbot
>game start>jumpmaster jumps>do specific "I'm going here" ping on a bin>teammate lands on same bin and loots half of itdis nigga
>>2838251it does feel like there are a lot of sus moments like this even with other fps games these days, especially ones where you have both movement and also campers. but sometimes, it is just a combination of game sense, combinations of ingame abilities, squad scans/communication, recon vision, perks etc that help people notice you way sooner than you notice them.
>>2838337the good news is once you realise how many people do this you stop getting mad and just adapt
>>2838656I adapted into the enemy team alright.
wtf the RE-45 is energy now
>>2797145EOMM hitreg? O_O
>if only you knew how bad things really are... well atleast they are cooking with axle skins which we never saw early on with conduit
>>2839092long time no see then anon?it wasnt the worst change when you consider they added dual p20s right after but i do miss that option, it was satisfying in early fights
>>2837857Every tick, you are either at the bottom or the top of the list for a change state. The lag is the same but the cycles of compute put into your shooting is never equal. Roller is easy to compare fast, m&k is hard. There are all kinds of shots that are basically hitscan on roller but on m&k you just get the void. The computationally cheaper centralized on the server, roller, is given privileges and benefits for being a digital ghetto. The server drives the car for rollertards and they don't care. >>2839110The Meta is spoofing roller inputs for the server to give you the devabled server side aim assist cheats built into the game.This lets Respawn sell the power fantasy to everyone. So your EOMM is whether or not Respawn is giving you a win on their schedule, or not.
when you are picked to win your gimme game, you live at the top of the priority list. So the game feels great, and losing hides the game treating you like a nigger just for being you.Get whitelisted? you get the bot lobbies with the lottery winning processing. Get a harder real lobby? No more top processing. Your EOMM is your HMMR score relative to the lobby.So when respawn is only giving the literal 0 hmmr players, it is because they have already determined that your value is only the most token of server cycles. So your client becomes more of a lie at the same ping.I went from 80 ping all the time to 20 ping all the time. The game is bad because Respawn only wants to waste my time with their lowest cost dice.
the game feels exactly the same at 80 or 20 ping because you are never allowed to ask for more better packets.This is what Destroyer2009 proved live for everyone to see. The real game mechanic is this gaslighting. A competition to beg the server harder to do free magic. The skill curve is sky high, and it is also completely flat now.All because it feels bad to w-key with a roller, thus retarded devabled jaybiebs thinks flat whorizon is the solution to the baby toy input ever feeling bad to use.Remember how excruciating it was to close space within the time of one bat? Well now rollers never think about it at all. Privileged to be self-delusional to give CON-troll of the entire input space back to the retarded DEI_CALifag devs who obviously cannot work on any systems. Any technical improvements are coming downstream from the apex 2 team. But we are out of technical debt that will ever be solved now.
"becoming a better cheater" is what all spiteful mutants love MORE THAN GOD.
>>2840370not true
>Schizoanon is still here
ummm wattsonbros we need a new skin now... because... we just do okay...Respawn are you listening?? wattson tummy sexo skin now!!!!!
>>2840370>>2840341>The Meta is spoofing roller inputs for the server to give you the devabled server side aim assist cheats built into the game.Ngl ive had this retarded placebo thing where i play mnk and my roller is still plugged in and so i pretend im tricking the game into giving some level of roller privileges which for some reason makes me aim better... which doesnt make much sense but yeh.
>>2841636>Watson tummyDon't tell me you don't own all Watson tummy ones even like Kawaii Kitty, Player Two and Feline Fashion?
>>2842977I own a few but i want MORE. maybe some ass skins like 'wired for s--ex'We have been neglected for like a whole season or two!
>teammate requests 1-2x for a shotgunwtf??????
>>2843236That makes sense, it's got a nice round reticle for the shotgun spray.These teammates however... Not so much.Also what's that loba skin called with red and black with yellow and teal accents and pigtails, I can't find it in the store, I was spectating a team that killed our team earlier and one of the lobas was that, that shit activates neurons like you wouldn't believe, for some reason she just looks way better in that.
>>2843344forgot picture
>>2843344This one, what loot mommy skin is this?
>>2844334That's the Cherry Bomb skin from an earlier battle pass
>>2845193Ok thanks anon, dang 2 years since release, does it come into store rotation again?A lot more lobas need this skin to be honest.
idk if they changed something this patch but in mixtape I die instantly, I don't even have the time to shoot more than one mastiff bullet before I die and it's like every time.
my babblefield 6 has an apex style event shop now, its overthanks EA :(
>>2848661I vaguely remember having nearly enough coins for the pass for this skin and skpping it was probably like 3 years ago or smehting jeez
>>2850092 meant for this post >>2845193
That gibraltar prestige finisher is a little goofy/mid
Players that cannot use their ult and tact should not be in the serious queue. But my given team is this bad every match. Known broken players who don't use any of the systems besides hugging ads are griefing and don't know it.If you don't use every system like the HMMR knows they don't; These players have to be segregated into musical chairs baby lobbies with horseblindered gameplay mechanics. They NEED to play dummies for a very long time to learn how to maximize APM, not prefer to do nothing out of learned helplesness.They need Pokemon Snap on-rails mode to learn how feel the need to w-key.
>>2844334>>2845193Did they change lobas leg length or something? I remember her looking like a fat goblina and not very attractive, but now she looks pretty good? I feel like they changed something or we on a new timeline or something.
Yesterday I won so many matches in ranked that I forgot to do my college's assignment, it's over
>hearing fuse x bloodhound voicelineslike reopening an old wound in my mind
>>2853649At this point, if you aint using the e720-pro deluxestation wiredless roller w/ strike pack while on adderall, soft cheats, hard cheats, legal cheats, spiritual cheats, voodoo magic, hyper advanced post-faide transcendental movement tech on a 720 hz 8k monitor you are a subhuman goycattle bred solely to be milked and slaughtered, o algo
so what cursed attachments is everyone runningI really like the cursed magazine Devotion
I swear my teammates get progressively more retarded the more matches I play during the day, impressive stuff really.
Pexxers...
>>2861701>Loba POVhow the tables have turned
I quit the game back in Season 12 when everyone was making it to Masters. Is it more or less the same shit happening now or has there been meaningful changes to the ranked system?
>>2803222i came in to ask this exact question and i don't like the answer it gotinsane that they've kept this absurd auto aim in the game
>>2861524Correct, EOMM works like that.
How are you supposed to concentrate bros
>return to Apex after like a 2-3 year break>graphics looks washed, handholding AI>weird shield regeneration gimmick >weird menu and notification, even after opening a damn loot box>player skill distribution>game is piss easy, everyone feels like playing against botsLol wtf happened, I won my first Apex champion like after a second try. At least my skills still holds up, mirage still best boy to this day.
>Seer teammate dies for no reason>Down a guy and bring the other to 40 health before getting downed myself>Lifeline proceeds to wander around>Shoot at one of the downs>Fail to thirst him>Ignore him like he didn't want to kill him>Wander around again>Empty another mag into the downed guys knockdown>Finally remembers he has lifeline res after hearing the enemy res themselves and heal to full
>>2863450>>2863450>>game is piss easy, everyone feels like playing against botsWelcome back! Now log in tomorrow and get ready to carry even newer frens
