>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th. NOW UP!!>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2809915
okay I moved
ALL XOG USERS IDENTIFY YOURSELVES
Remember what Ardan stole from us
When we gonna start evaluating the thread Feng Shui meter?
Worst CM of all time yet my highest day 1 winrate.....how do I feel about this?
Am I doing it right now?
Oguribros...
>>2811736Hello
>>2811741GOAT team.
Tired of xogslop?Tired of dirtslop?799439947994399479943994Time to run a MILE anon! Bring whatever!
>>2811746But this CM is xogslop too!
>>2811741I'm gonna lose finals to a bot aren't I???
>>2811747
>>2811746Miles aren't my type. I'm only into people who are 2400m tall
>>2811749Is there a worse humiliation ritual?
Alright lets hear it, what did you think about DAY 1 give me your thoughts
>>2811758It's a CM alright
>>2811758Its whatever, I feel apathy towards dirt. I'm working and having fun on miles
>>2811741
>>2811742That reminds me, I need more of Oguri looking really stupid with a fat stupid face. I worry I will need them for what's coming up.
>>2811758Idc. Anyone building taishin for the mile CM?
Windy!Easy round 1
>>2811766Yeah but I'm not taking it seriously until power Ruby is available.
>>2811767Who did you run Windybro?
>>2811758the world was weak...
>>2811766I am. Nemesis gives carryover iirc so even without a perfect spurt proc she can rocket now that ruby is around.
>>2811769kys
>>2811740Looks good anon. Now you need to get +2 SP after the concert as soon as possible
>>2811740That is the OPTIMAL year 1.
>>2811766I have to wait until Power Ruby and I don't even know what deck to run. I am NOT doing 2 speed 2 wit that shit feels like garbage to run.
When looping GGPs, should I be focusing one skill spark at a time? Like getting Restraint to 9/9 without caring about anything else, then RS Stam + Restraint to 9/9 and so on? Or do I aim to slowly increase them all at once which has been what I've been trying so far and have 4-5/9 for Restraint, RS Stam and Ignited PWR.
>>2811776Taishin has speed growth it's works really well.
The first dirt CM was fine. Summer Gold Ship really did ruin the game.
>>2811779The latter, the former will drive you insane.
>>2811782I never get coins with that setup and I hate it. I swear every 2 speed run I ended up gluing by junior year because I only get 2 or 3 songs.
>>2811769Rice Digital and Rickey
>>2811753
>>2811772Just run her late
>>2811787>Dirt riceBased
>>2811784The first Dirt CM was not fine because I could not run my Dirt G Milelets.
>>2811791But muh end closer speed modifier
>>28117466/9Please join!
>>2811755Yes
>>2811784>The first dirt CM was fineIt was second most front-dominated CM behind CM7, worse than CM3 and CM14.
>>2811785Oh shit, I was going insane as is with how many sparks need to hit in a row. Back to autopilot
>>2811807actual builds instead of debuffers oh the horror
So for the mile CM>FrontAngling and Scheming, Final Push/Unrestrained, Second Wind, Victoria Por Plancha is an omega gamble>PaceBudding Blossom, Head-On/Neck and Neck and Straight Descent/Determined Descent>LateLet's Pump Some Iron, Slick Surge/On Your Left, Leap Forward/Flash Forward, Budding Blossom, Updrafters/Furious Feat>EndLet's Pump Some Iron, Straightaway Spurt/Encroaching Shadow, Leap Forward/Flash ForwardDid i get that right?
>>2811816Plancha is not really a gamble im pretty sure it's just kinda inconsistent.
>>2811816It is the time of LATEKINO
>>2811807He already said it was fine. You didn't need to convince us further.
>>2811816Yuh pretty much.
>>2811822Dirt is already a latekino
>>2811813Yeah, build cheer leaders for your Falco and Taiki, like we are doing now for XOguri and Rickey.
Max sloppa
>>2811827Dirt is a xogslop thus cannot be kino
>>2811816Golshi?
>>2811830Falcon singlehandedly carries this team comp
What are the best late race inherits for next CM?
Will triple late work next CM?
>>2811834Falcon actually had a lot of her wins stolen by my own Xoguri. If I had rickey, I would have ran Rickey + Falcon.
>>2811836Velocity + PumpNYOpera doesn't work
NSM is gonna be pretty unreliable for mile right?
>>2811844Yes. Go for flash forward instead.
>>2811836>FrontFuji, VBourbon + SMaru, Base Bourbon>PaceFuji, Oguri, Brian, Spe, Ardan>LateOguri, Brian, Rudolf, Fuji, Spe, Biwa>EndOguri, Brian, Rudolf, Fuji, Spe, Biwa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXIJOLuaFjI>whitney stakes>sovereignty 1st once again>magnitude 2nd to last, white abarrio dead lastOjisans...
>>2811842Damn, I had a good nyopera parent for mile.
>>2811857Nyopera never works on miles, always gets eaten up by the accel zone.
Choose ONE and ONLY one.
>>2811868Festa easy
>>2811868Pass
What's my pace borrow for umas that already have built in determined descent?
>>2811873Support or Parent?
People complaining about Xog while running double debuff niggers are fucking hilarious
>>2811873Taiki speed if you're talking about cards. Daiwa power is not worth it.
>>2811873Speed Taiki assuming you have Kitasan/Tachyon/FineMo.
>>2811868Dream Journey, but only b/c her seiyuu tickled my carrot
>>2811873Torture yourself with Diawa Power for Neck and Neck, or Taiki Speed and hope rooms aren't too front heavy to eat your Mile Maven
>>2811874Support, im running>Kita>Tachyon>LH>Finemo>Daiwa witIdk what to borrow. Im running rice if that matters
YAENO BROS WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING
>>2811873Determined descent isn't a reliable accel
>>2811885/V/MA WON
>>2811886I am aware that its a gamble but I'm struggling to even come up with a borrow, see my deck here.>>2811884
>>2811868easy
>3/5 the whole way down>Only losses were rooms with quad debuff niggersI thought Rickey would’ve been strong enough to win a few more, but she was pretty much locked to second place. Unfortunately for Falco I gave up caring about this CM before I got a stronger one out.https://files.catbox.moe/0h7dhx.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/dp1v9b.jpegRan into these two as well, so people not know there is a graded lobby?
>>2811899Falco.....
Cheer king works for the mile right?
My second sweep in CM ever.
>>2811909Its delayed and inconsistent to activate but it should work.
>>2811910>5-0 without XOguriWell done
>>2811913So like spurt?
>>2811916Spurt is delayed by about 60 meters but its still worth picking up.
>>2811868Festa.
Will mile CM debuffers want keen eye + dom or keen eye + murmur
>>2811922Keen Eye + Dom
>>2811868Fenomeno is in my strike zone
>>2811922Keen eye + dom. Murmur is both, ineffective and only has about a 20% chance of hitting in a good spot pre spurt.
>third sweepWow.
>>2811931Post brickey
>not a single soul is talking about the CURRENT CMBruh
>>2811893Taiki speed for golden head on
>>2811935It sucks ass. There were some cool mutations but that's about the only notable thing. Mile is actually interesting to discuss and plan for.
>>2811936Taiki speed gives mile maven not neck and neck. You're thinking of daiwa power
>>2811940Right. That one if you can tank speed/wit
My Yaeno exceeded my expectations. Most probably she will not be able to maintain this in Group A.
>>2811936It doesn’t give neck and neck though.
>>2811931Post the rickey
Opinion on runaway boosters for CM18?
>>2811944Man you must have got some real shitter lobbies for that to win some… Also did your other two trip over or something?
>>2811931>UF2Jesus christ
>>2811947I think they'll be really strong, personally thinking of running full runaway ace + 2 fronts
>>2811947Can work. You can put up a Taiki as a front to bounce. You can also run NY Urara because she gets massive speed trigger off a runaway.
Base or Camping taiki?
Im looking forward to trying this card!
>>2811957I believe I heard another anon say something like that about urara, whats up with that?
>>2811962
You neighas really dont like this CM do ya?
>>2811962Her ult gets a bigger boost the further away from 1st place she is, so a Runaway helps make more distance
>>2811965I haven't liked any CM in ages
>>2811965I hate the scenario too
>>2811965No but I do like miles
>>2811965>gassing out and murdering umasit's funny
>>2811965MileKINO is much better than dogshit xogslop
>>2811948Yeah, been seeing a bunch of Independent Learners in this CM. Similarly, I doubt my Rickey will keep this up either in Group A. As for how Yaeno won two, no idea. Proc ulti right after the final corner and she won. Most of the time she won't be able to keep up with Oguri and other FRs.
Sopping wet dog
>was expecting my ass to get kicked since i didn't have xoguri >Oh
>>2811976You're going to be calling it Nishinoslop or Suzukaslop in a week
>>2811965>Dirt medium with a long's stamina requirements that's dominated by XOguriNot surprising, really
>>2811981Nah, I already like the rooms. My taishin is tearing shit up in publics
>>2811981If it's Nishino it's kino. One of the only girls I don't mind losing to.
>>2811981It's a backlinerslop CM tho
>>2811979Double debuffniggers will do that yes.
Thank god for the Biwa card now I can cope in peace.
>>2811868Orfevre and it's not even close
>>2811993>No SNot much a cope really
>>2811922Downhill in the late race means that stam debuffing is less useful
Is Vodka viable again for the Mile CM?
>>2811946>>2811933
>>2812000Ye
>I'll never go on a date with yeppers and get drunk on apple juice together.I fucking hate my umaless life
>>2812000Always was
>Had to pay stam card tax this CM>Have to pay power card tax next CMRough out here for 0% speed growth umas.
>>2811995>6 greens>Maxxing speed>Doesn't dies>Won with no Angling>Can kill XOGSLook man I don't have Maru or Creek I consider this a good enough cope. I can try for medium S with this as my base.
>>2812002Deck?
That WR is very surprising
>>2812002>No medium S>That winrateChina stronk
tempted to get yeppers for loOOping
>>2812026How so?
>>2812026If you don't have Inari, she has an alt coming soon. You might want to wait for that one instead
>>2812026Auto-training doesn't complete chain often. Instead I'd been doing Unity for NSM hints. Yes I'm suffering from sub-SS white sparks.
>>2812016
>>2812028dont have a 3rd horse for dirt schedule + she has NSM
>>2812032>That Wit with only the fucking Bobo cardI fucking kneel
>>2812018>Almost capped speed>Medium S>More than enough stam to not care about the debuffniggersIs it really that surprising? What’s the rest of your team? Are you surprised you are winning with double debuffniggers yourself?
*frenzied pace procs*
>>2812032I never got that cope Suzuka stam to even go close to this.
>>2812036
>>2812032Holy fucking highroll, nice
>>2812035y u so mad bro?
>>2812037>>2812034getting most of the TE 5 and 10% boosts before 4th concert and 2nd summer is basically the GL snowball
>>2812042I’m not mad, I just think you aren’t actually surprised to be winning at all and are just trying to humble brag.
Figuring out who will be my 3rd but it's looking rough out there.
>>2812044Sorry my game only gives me support chain frequency up until I’m five songs deep per concert.
>>2811758I still haven't queued because I'm working on my last ace before my borrows are up. It's looking pretty rough for me though
>>2812012At least you don't have to actually press it this time around, plus you can afford to bring speed sparks
>>2812047You'd be surprised at the amount of scrubs running horses with 600-700 stamina just fucking dying or failing to spurt. They probably thought "Oh 2000m? I'm probably fine with 650 stam + a white and a stam green" like the last 2000m CM
>>2812053Sorry meant for >>2812051As long as you don't get unlucky and get raped by some gigaXOGs I think this is a pretty easy round 1.Round 2 will be a massacre though
>>2812037Full stamina sparks.>>2812041Definitely. Light Hello decided to be useful for once, lots of rainbows with her on top (despite shitty summers) + good inspo = god run. I will take it, so sick of training her for weeks till 4 days ago.Sadly I will not deny that she will lose with any average xOguri now and then, even more so with giga variants. xOguri is just too powerful in this CM.
>>2812045I'm surprised because most of my scrims against XOguri resulted in a loss. My other round 1s against her weren't this good
Forever my hero, forever my heroI am your biggest fan, I am your biggest fan
ITS SHITTER HOURS GET IN
explain this.
>>2812089One is Flash Forward with an L and the other is FIash Forward with a capital i
>>2812068Scrims are always going to the actual tryhards for the most part though, the general lobbies aren’t going to be the same.
Is anyone doing early miles scrims? I think I'm shaping up a real good team so far
>>2812089
>>2812098People are doing early stuff yeah. Power Ruby might change the math for backliners once she's out though.
>>2812089Localizer humiliation ritual
>turned on RIckeys song for the first time>instantly got a good Green for her Woah based Feng Shui
>>2812089Guy who didn't know the 'increase velocity on straight' is the 'x flash' series.
>>2812089>>2812100The trannylators get paid to do this by the way
Falcobros, do you risk getting Hopeless'd by running the Junior year Dirt G1 for the career goal or no?
>>2812112I gamble it every time, same with Oguri doing Hopeless.
>>2812112Gamble on it, it's not that dangerous
>>2812112If you fail the goal, the run wasn't meant to be.
I just got matched with someone running triple Auto umas and full welfare cardsFor what purpose breh
>>2812122That's one of my alts, I'm trying to queue against myself for statpadding
>>2812122Free carats for entering with 0 effort.
>>2812098Please don’t post erotic Suzukas
>won with 500 stamina xogger
>>2812122How would Neicha respond when I lick her palm?
>>2812112Yes. You need the fans for the unique upgrade if you don't have some accidental turf sparks in your lineage to place well at the humiliation ritual Sho
SOVL PREVAILS!Need to keep grinding Scarlets because B dirt is not enough for A finals.
>>2812135
>>2812131Ok, I'll post evil Suzuka instead
>>2812122One of my clubmates said he got into group A with triple S+ auto umas. Shit's ridiculous
Do I need to wait to train end closers for the mile CM until that daichi ruby card comes out, or does it come out after?
>>2812162Sounds fake and gay
>>2812165It comes out in 4 days so you wait
What's the front meta next CM? Triple ace or two aces and a runaway?
>>2812162>>2812168>>2812122>they don't know how easy this fucking game is
>>2812171Runaway ace + 2 speed debuffers.
This wait is killing me.
>>2812193You're telling me.
>>2812187oh hey, suzuka gaslights are back?
>>2812195>>2812193you know nothing of waiting I've got 2 years to go still
My debuffer beat my oguri....
>>2812198I've been waiting for Pearl since about my birthday 2 years ago when they announced EN was even coming.I know the wait by having lived it.
>>2812193I can't wait for Pearl to ruin my saving plans and make me hit pity for the first time in a year
>>2812215I wonder if paper cut shotgun is a thing yet
>>2812215I can't wait for Pearl to be the third uma in a row I have to spark for.
>>2812206there's no way somebody can be THIS dedicated to a whoma like Pearl
Oh no, i looped too hard...
I'm waiting for my fuarking HERO
>>2812215>>2812217Worth it.>>2812218Every uma has at least one dedicated fan.
>>2812221I'm waiting for your HERO's HERO
>>2812224>Every uma has at least one dedicated fan.Not Bright.
>>2812225What a coincidence, I am also waiting for MY FUARKING HERO who happens to be that anon's hero's hero
>>2812230Don't dismiss the howa bro who brought her to Leo.
>>2812224>Every uma has at least one dedicated fan.Do we have a Believe bro yet?
>>2812244I Believe that Believe, Kraft and Air Messiah are the only umas without a dedicated anonThere is a guy who insists that she is cute she is but that's about it
Teio, your gaze...
I'm curious which of these Scarlets veema thinks will perform better this CM. I'm about to do my runs.
>>2812279Oops, I forgot to edit in the missing skills.Left Scarlet also has groundwork, see ya later, come what mayRight Scarlet has come what may and ignited spirit wit. She's a groundworklet.
>>2812279The one on the left. Change your epithet for better winrate by the way.
>>2812221
What was that shit about having trouble shipping figures and plushies and what not from a month or 2 back? Is it like not safe to order figures right now or something?
Can pace chasers actually use this?like why does taiki learn it lol
>>2812287>can pace chasers who are one of the roles that stay towards the front of the pack use a skill that requires you to be positioned toward the frontgee, we just don't know
>>2812292hey passive aggressive dumbfuckhalf of the moves with that wording are front-only because they require positions like 1-2
>>2812295have you ever heard of gametora
Left or right?Left has mile S but lacks 3 green and needs to gamble with TTL, inner or concentration.Right has no mile S but has 3 greens.
>>2812299leftdistance S is no longer a "maybe" in scenarios where we get to 1600 speed, it is must have with 0 debate
TM Opera O FAILS the mirror test!
>>2812301Alright. I'll wait for some rooms to test left's spurt rate at 550 stamina.
>>2812299Left3 greens were never necessary, most people use 2 greens + TTL because if you fail the groundwork OR the TTL witcheck, you're already at a disadvantageWith that in mind, you're not really gambling. The chances of missing inner, concentration and TTL are extremely low
>>2812307If that is the case, then left falcon is basically final form unless I get more stats.
>>2812287iirc they have to be 3rd in position or higher so while pacers can use it, the condition makes the skill a win more type instead of a clutch
>>2812308She looks pretty damn strong, good job
Seeing that falco kind of inspired me, are fronts actually a thing in the mile CM? It feels like sloptubers view them negatively for it
>>2812310Thanks. I look forward to running her in the rooms.
>>2812279>>2812281Thread's dead, eh?I was hoping to get a few more incorrect opinions.I thought the medium S + groundwork Scarlet looked better too.I added a Batch button temporarily to Moirai to run 100 simulations and tell me who wins the most.Of 100 races, the Scarlet with groundwork won 8, the Scarlet without groundwork won 53, and my Hishiama ace won the other 39.The other umas have good stats and aptitudes but no CM-specific skills. Golshi has Keen Eye and Dia has Murmur though.The groundworklet Scarlet almost always manages to steal the lead in midrace, even though they basically have the same midrace skills.Dirt A vs Dirt B seems to make a big difference, more than I thought.I don't think Dirt B Medium S Scarlet can hold the lead in the actual CM, so I'm putting in Dirt A.
>>2812313Fronts are the strongest on mile
>>2812313fronts are a bit weak next CM, the daichi ruby card makes backliners just way too oppressive + nishino gets a perfect accel
>>2812319>>2812321AIEEEEE
>>2812321Front / Front / BacklinerFeels like the best strat
>>2812313The other running styles are more balanced, so they aren't as dominant as before. Yet they can still win.Sloptubers focus on whatever the current meta is because that's what helps normalfags the most, and it's what makes them click on their videos
I'm gonna use xogger again because I'm a one trick pony
>>2812331Xogger only has a 70% accel rate.She shouldn't be your own bet.
Watch Front/Front/Runaway be the best strat again.
What if a bunch of trainers are jobbing so they can get Ms Victorias in Group B?
>>2812337Huh, there's another concert?
>two COguris>One powerlet (1050) but won't gas (740)>One stamlet (650) and has a chance to gas but has power near cap>Throw powerlet out first expecting a shitton of natures and stam debuffs>1/4>Stamlet goes 12/15 but had one real bad loss where she finished behind a debufferI guess bro.
>>2812341>Throw powerlet out first expecting a shitton of natures and stam debuffsIn round 1?!Maybe round 2 sure but that sounds silly for round 1.
>>2812341stamina is a meme also you have 4 recoveries so you should be fine unless you meet 4 dominators
>>2812338It's permanent bro. Every CM will have those.
i'm fucked
>>2812318neat stuffdidn't think power loss from lower affinity would matter that much on a flat track during mid race
>>2812354 (me)
>>2812318Oh. I missed Dirt B. That's on me.
Rickeybroken...
>missed pequod because had to go to the emergency room for what I know know is a kidney stoneHow was it?
>>2812372>kidney stoneAte too much red meat?
>>2812372A lot more auto career umas (that aren't debuffers) than expected, and a lot of Xogs.Very bland day one for just about everyone.
>>2812372Anon with chronic kidney stones here, I had my first one when I think I was 17? Might have been 16, I was still in highschool. I get them every now and again. I had two after that one that were extremely bad that took 1-2 weeks to pass and I was in pain the entire time. Though, a month ago, I had one that only had very slight pain (I just thought it was my back acting up) and it passed pretty effortlessly in only 3-4 days. Most people don't get them that badly and the pain only lasts a day or so while it moves.
>>2812375No side effect of a prescription for a different problem a month ago makes me way more likely to get one and the doctor didn't tell me.I drink a ton of water like any good /v/ poster but apparently I haven't been replacing everything I piss out.
>>2812382>the doctor didn't tell meThat sounds really irresponsible of him
>>2812385It's apparently a more rare one but I'm calling on Monday to professionally go what the fuck why didn't you tell me about this one?
Well I just started and it's 10/10 Xogs.This CM is worse than expected so far.I stopped playing Grand Concert cause it sucks too goddamn much and I'll be skipping the CM races too.
>It's all XogsSounds like someone didn't git gud
>>2812392The game hates you for some reason
>>2812392You're running the 2nd most meta Uma this CM. You have no excuse.
>missed gwFUCK YOU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1yEYBhmL_A Uma for this feel?
>>2812402>You're running the 2nd most meta Uma this CM. You have no excuse.How does that make CM not boring and GC not shit?I'm not complaining I lost. I'm complaining the state of the game is shit right now.
>>2812409Miles is better
>>2812392Well we're Group A.
I haven't made any aces yet
>>2812420I hate this smug chud so much
Greetings, people of /v/buyaI have come to announce the " 3rd Princess Dropout"the rules are simple, bring your CM Uma for the last CM, BUT no Queen of /vm/No queen can be a princess, but a princess can raise up to be a queenLast winner Princess decleared, that every Princess has to be "beautiful, graceful and courageous"Race track: 2000m, Ooi, wet condition, fall, Sunny, Mood Great, 1 Uma per trainerBan List: Oguri Cap, Mihono Bourbon, Maruzensky, Mayano Top Gun, Gold Ship, Seiun Sky, Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Grass Wonder, Curren Chan, Silence Suzuka, Kitasan Black, and current Queen Mejiro ArdanThis time, the Winner of the dropout will get to be in a Photo with the other Princesses to celebrate the "Age of Grand Live"The Dropout will begin within the next 6h AFTER the /v/ictory StakesWith that, i wish everyone good luck for the CM
Why is Taishin so cute
>>2812420
>>2812449I will now download Koikatsu
>>2812449Based KKSchad.
>>2812455They should make Suzuka flatter and more modest.
>>2812459Rebooblican thread, we fix flatties here.
>doing my autotrains as long as possible >still slowly losing our A+ and slowly creeping in 500th belowI swear if we drop to A despite all the work I'm putting, then I unfortunately might have to switch clubs whether they're a /v/ club or a random club. I want an environment where everyone would try, and I badly needed extra carats because of how bad my luck with this banner was.
>>2812464>and I badly needed extra carats because of how bad my luck with this banner was.>450 carats>three rolls>for 30 days of grinding your ass off>for three extra rolls per month
>>2812468
>>2812468Yes. 450 is a lot already if you're only aiming for A+ from A. A+ isn't even virtually hard, and is only a small jump from A.I wouldn't aim for S since it isn't worth the trouble and time. A+ however is an entirely different story and effort.
>>2812468not him but I'd kill for extra carats since I'm an uma roller and there's a lot of umas I want to snack on
>>2812475Oguri...
>tons of anons went carat broke with nothing to show for it>bitching at them looking for ways to make more carats
>>2812475>>2812472You can literally get upwards of 200 carats per day right now if you just do auto careers.
>>2812481Did you read my post? THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT IM DOING
>>2812480They should pull themselves up by their bootstraps
>>2812468>>2812472>>2812475You get more carats by flipping burgers with way less time.
>>2812482I'm in hotumaglue. What exactly do you want me to do about it?
>>2812480get a job broke ass niggas
>>2812198gambare win variation anon
>all 20 races today were won by an xoguriyeah, cygames needs to either do debuff-banned CMs early or release evolved skills early, apparently xoguri only starts falling off once evolved skills come out
>>2812303TM Narcissus O
>>2812372>>2812381Anon who also gets kidney stones here, the last kidney stone I got incidentally led to the doctors discovering a tumor in my kidney when they did a scan for the stone, that was then removed before it was ever allowed to spread. You should view your stones as a blessing.
>First match>UF3 Xoguri + Double stam debufferat least we got 2nd and 3rd
>>2812464whats even holdding you back just switch clubs neigha if u really need it
CM Status?
>>2812515If lil bro was serious he could easily take it up with his own club but instead wants to vaguepost in the thread as if it's anybody else's problem
>>2812519pretty sloppy
>>2812464i know the feeling man...its rough out here.
>>281251970% winrate and never finished out of the top 2.I feel pretty good.
>Just watched an Oguri gas out due to my debufferOkay nevermind that was fucking hilarious, we're in!
>>2812519i'm sure it'll go terrible later but ammy kicked ass and i'm happy
>Start a run>Rest the last turn before debut>Sleep deprived, night owl>Run debut>Night owl mood down>Infirmary, not cured>Night owl mood down>Glue the runGod I really hate this game sometimes.
>Just killed a UG8 ArdanI am sorry my q/v/een..
>>2812540...did you XOGGED her?
>>2812545I mummy'd her with Falcon + Digi wuv
>all these whites>but no racing stamina or mood
>>2812546Alright fine, you are clean, kinda
>>2812464I'm in a /vg/ club and they have two dropping to A too, so it's not just yours.Auto training + 15 energy careers are just fucking shit up atm, you may want to wait until careers cost 30 again to see what happens.
>>2812550Mambo are going back up to A+ THO
>>2812520>implying i haven't already I already did and I'm taking up to the threads for neighas who can't be bothered to open or backread but somehow doesn't miss a time to request shoes, and sometimes sashes.
>>2812446Small mouth and stature.comb8ned with big ears and eyes creates a cute contrast, especially the eyesSize of those peepers is absurd
holy shit Rickey
>>2812550Honestly i might try to find a better club next month myself. There's doing more than the rest and being 25% of the total gain for the day.Granted, it's mainly because I'm going so hard trying to set up pace and mile lineage, but when I'm gonna do fan focused runs because I want a particular title soon, the gap might get bigger.I'm going insane though. I truly have no idea if I'm getting "good enough" parents still.
>>2812554I'm in Hotumaglue, I don't know what you want me to do for your club mystery man
There can only be one roundround
>>2812519My team did much better than I thought they would! I'm still very nervous for round 2.
Round 2 with all the autobuilds and bots weeded out is going to be a bloodbath.
Left or right?Hard mode:no shimaidon
>>2812566That's what people said about sprint but it was also pretty weak in round 2. I'm sure it will be harder, but at the same time even shitters should be able to get lucky if they built their stuff passable. I'm beating some pretty strong "xogs" with my whatever team simply because I picked the right skills. I only learned how to play GL like two days ago
My wife and her weird friend
>>2812573Always surprised by how much booba fuku has
>>2812575Do you know how short her skirt is? If this game had panties she'd be flashing it all day.
>>2812519Not too shabby
>>2812571MANT CMs were hard because casuals were not playing that much, when Unity got the update they came back to play that and are stayed for G, so I don't think round 2 is going to be that bad. maybe for the last 2.
My favorite shot of the day
>>2812581Unironically feel like auto mode has allowed a lot of people to fall into a lull, and not everyone mastered Grand Live immediately. I only learned to play it a couple days ago. It's also hard to get excited about a CM if you can only use a handful of characters. Mile should be more exciting for everyone, but also probably more challenging
>>2812567>shimaidonjust learned a new word
>>2812587Holy zoomer.
>>2812582I don't think you need to filter out your name anymore princess bro
>>2812519having to precisely calibrate how many and which skills I can bring to open leagues because I am not about to play tryhard hogslophell even the open leagues are filled with hogs.
>>2812519 I whipped this together in the past 48 hours where I finally learned to play Grand Live. I had a mutant I wanted to slot in but the sparks wouldn't trigger, so I threw together this Digi last night. Really shouldn't be winning but yeah, this probably isn't gonna fly in round 2. Falco's got all the good abilities and medium S so she's doing well against some pretty strong Xogs despite the low rating.
>>2812593Forgot image d'oh
>>2812588Nope just not a coomer.
I'm a little buttblasted over how poorly I'm doing in this CM. But it's probably the same as with the sprint CM. Surely group A will be easier and winrate will only get better from here. Surely.
>>2812603Honestly that's how I lot of my CMs go. For whatever reason tend to job round 1 and then my umas get serious in round 2, Graded A. Sometimes they're too overcharged so overshoot their position against the day 1 shitters, sometimes matchmaking takes a dump on you
>>2812603
Niggas out here really just sending el condor pasa out to die
Anyone running Curren in this CM btw?
>>2812615>DirtrenIn this economy?
>>2812618It would be funny but the mutation reqs are insane
>>2812621I had plans for so many mutations. I boiled it down to one but I couldn't even get that done. I affinity maxed each grandparent + parent and the borrow. I've never had such high affinity before in my uma career, but even just getting the dirt to go up was pain. Sprint was similar, mutating is hard especially in a mode like GL where sometimes your entire suite of borrows is just bricked due to RNG
>>2812621>Dirt F Medium GI almost thought it was Urara on Arima Kinen tier. It’s not quite there but it’s close. I don’t know whether Curren or Urara has the worst aptitudes. Turf is more valuable than dirt but when your second best distance is still a D rank it just looks bad.
Anyone winning a stakes with Falco btw?
>clubmate says he has to take care of his sick grandma instead of grinding fans
>bounceslop
>>2812643>I wanna ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my club that said "Dead grandma storage?"
I am starting to get it
>>2812610Not everybody is loaded with dirters
>>2812647KEK
>>2812645
>>2812660
>>2812638>>2812660No one bounces like this
>>2812668
>364 more postsNOOOO
>chikara busoku o tsuukan suru>chikara busoku o tsuukan suru>chikara busoku o tsuukan suru>chikara busoku o tsuukan suru>chikara busoku o tsuukan suruyup, I'm taking my participation prize and leavingonce I flunk out of group B I can get back to learning GL and maybe make my first manual SS uma
>>2812519Got into group A on my first attempt (Xog + double dom).I'm thinking if I want to make a third debuffer and just throw out a triple debuffer team for farming my CM carat handouts.
>>2812680To be fair this is pretty chill as far as CM threads go
>>2812686
>>2812550Tbh if your club can't keep up with the 15TP then I doubt your club would be able to push for a higher rank this month. Since if your club isn't taking full advantage or using your 15TP every possible time, then, you wouldn't be able to compete.
>>2812550>2Mambo and Autis/uma/ are having internal issues, with Mambo having the same problem as anons' complaints here. Meanwhile the latter's dancho is currently taking a trip to Japan.
Question for the fasting anon, I had dinner at 9pm and just woke up (it's been 12h), if I were doing intermitent fasting for weightloss, when should my next 2 meals be?
>>2812464If someone made a new club aiming for A+, would it get 30 anons to join? Is there enough interest here?
>>2812718probs but would probably lead to more catastrophic quitting.
>>2812718I'd join that club in a heartbeat
>>2812464/v/ clubs were always pretty chill and casual, if you became too hardcore for the club then just leave, you shouldn't have to stress over ranks anyway it's going to lead to more frustration and stress over something you can't control, there are a lot of random clubs out there that do have more strict fan requirements and are pushing for S rank or are trying to stay at S.
>>2812718no
>>2812718We have 3 clubs that are in the A+ range though
>The same exact posts about the exact same topic AGAINYou need to get new material
>>2812718You are crazy if you think you can get 30 /v/ anons to join your little tantrum club
Now that the dust has settled what did we think of GL
>>2812742need Wife Hello
>>2812742I still haven't played it
>>2812742All I've been doing is staring at a blonde bimbo and her cow tits in a bikini
>>2812742Not as bad as mant but it's worse than both ura and unity.
>>2812749Stop flatlining
>>2812742it's shit>t. have 3lb light hello and mlb tachyon
I spent too long in the loopan mines and forgot to learn how to actually play GL.
>>2812742Better than MANT, but still shit. I miss Riko
>>2812742It's shit. The only good thing about it is that runs don't take long.
>>2812756Can I play it with LB3 Tachy?
>>2812755looping isn't flatlining
>>2812742It's pretty repetitive, and it's very reliant on good rainbow training. The songs I don't even really have a problem with getting most of the time, but it's not all that exciting of a mode. Don't hate it, but I was pretty late to the party. Ask me again in a week
I've made my half assed mile Ryan parent. When is Ruby so I can actually do Shichi and Sweepy already?
>>2812757This almost happened to me. Just dedicate a day to ripping off the bandaid. The story is actually really good. The gameplay is whatever. Once you learn that it's only a set amount of songs that appear before each concert it becomes pretty easy to know what to chase after. If you ever get confused make sure to ask the thread
>>2812718I would be interested but you'll have to sacrifice a month without a gibs if you make a new club now.Only if it's aiming for A+ though.
Cortisol status?
spiking
>>2812774
I really like this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO9OEKsXQ5I
>>2812774schedule is in the OP bruddah
>>2812792Grays are so cool
>>2812718If you're really planning or want to create a new club. Make one now so it'll be available for rewards next month. You'll have to suffer a month without rewards though.
time for the charge of the light brigade
>>2812801You got dis
>>2812791Thanks.>>2812793I can't read
This is what i was using pre-auto career parents. It's like looking at some newly discovered tribe using spears and wearing loincloths.
>>2812801I had planned originally to make a dirt palmer, but building one ace made me hate this CM too much that I just settle on things that don't need mutating.
>>2812784>>2812800Isn't the strat to make a club on an alt account, wait a month, then join on your main account and make yourself King?
>>2812808Looking at my older parents and I get the ick. I've glued like 40+ so I don't have to keep clearing veterans from new loopas. Clean up your old stock, guaranteed most of it is crap with shit whites and low affinity. It's tedious to check each one but worth doing
>>2812809every team member here is an attempted gigamutant, yeah its maddening. I just hate playing the game when I'm training umas I don't care for
>>2812812I didn't think of that actually. That's viable too.
>>2812812No, the strat is to make a new club, fill it with bots and have them grind 30mil+ per day each, then you join and get the rewards for yourself.
>>2812812That's viable too.
>>2812814I hope you win just for Palmer's sake.
>>2812712I'm not "the fasting anon" but I've done intermittent fasting before.Broadly speaking, you want to maximize the amount of hours per day you're not eating while still remaining relatively comfortable. An 8-hour eating window followed by a 16-hour not-eating window is typical. But you can still get good results limiting yourself to 10 hours of eating.You also want to avoid eating within 3 hours of going to bed if possible.Realistically, you're probably going to be eating a meal when near to when you get up, and a meal close to your cutoff time. Once you figure those times out, just put a meal right in the middle of them.So if you woke up at 9 AM, and you have an 8-hour eating window, you could eat at 9 AM, 1 PM, and 5 PM. Or 10 AM, 2 PM, and 6 PM, etc.
>>2812826thank you, I hope doing this helps me
Or you guys could, you know, exercise.
>>2812852What makes you think I'm not doing both?
>>2812852Yes, anons are discussing fork putdowns
>>2812852>easy to not eat while playing uma>hard to exercise while playing uma
>>2812837You're welcome.In my experience, the beginning is the hardest. At first, having an empty stomach feels unfamiliar and uncomfortable. It will take a little time to get used to this. But when it's outside of your eating time, and you feel the urge to eat, just take a moment to assess how you feel. Do you *need* food? Are you *starving*? Or are you just mildly uncomfortable? Take a drink of water to fill up your stomach a little bit and carry on.You can do it.
>>2812857you gotta install a treadmill to run with your umas
>>2812822Last minute clutch by prez to get into group A, next round is gonna be hard to say the least. Palmer was one my stronger umas but when Xogs can steal your angling its kinda bleak. Maybe I will build a debuffer natie to try to survive group a
I'm gonna play GL for the first time, hopefully I can make an XOg for the CM. I will have to skip the entire story since I don't have time and scenario stories take me over 24h to read
>>2739667Moirai update:Autocareers and Our Grand Concert have ruined the game for me. For the first time since launch, I've felt like I don't want to play this shit. I even liked MANT, but OGC just sucks so bad to play, and if I'm not building aces in OGC, then parent runs are automated. It's just made me not want to even open the app. And that's hurt my motivation for working on a new sim.BUT I decided a few days ago I'm just going to go open league until the next scenario and boycott OGC, and with that I feel liberated and motivated again and I returned to coding.Moirai is finally starting to become useful instead of just interesting. I've been making some ugly UI elements to show graphs and statistics, and I can flesh it out more over the coming days. I added a button that will run 100 simulations. It does 1-2 sims per second so it takes a couple minutes to do a whole batch, but in the meantime you can watch a replay or open a window to see live updates on your umas' win rates. Like I said, I can start fleshing it out more with the info we find useful, like HP/time graph, spurt/survival rate info, etc. I think I'd like to add a third tab with info on how often each skill proc'd.
>>2812892>over 24h to read
>>2812895The text is too fucking slow, I'm sorry, make the text faster and I won't be bored while reading
>>2812892Goodluck anon, GL is genuinely fun if you're playing it for the first time. Subsequent playthroughs, not so much.
>>2812897Did you know you can tap the textbox to display all the text?
>>2812894>It's just made me not want to even open the app. And that's hurt my motivationSame, I barely open the game now
>>2812897You know you can just skip ahead after reading the text?
>>2812894Looks pretty good
>>2812901>>2812904Then it cuts all the voices, it's retarded
God damn it I fucking hate learning a new scenario, I can't do this shit now I need an Ace for the CM. I don't want to figure things out I want to learn it instantly
>>2812911>newits been out for like 3 weeks champ
>>2812914And I was too burnt out to play it, if there wasn't a CM at the moment I wouldn't even touch it. I am forcing myself to play, this game is such garbage
This shit is incomprehensible, just keep the game with MANT and NUnity and remove everything else, no new scenarios ever again. I can't stand or understand this
>>2812918Aim for early friendship trainings to get more tokens early, you want prioritise +te songs and +sp songs, save for those when possible, that's the basics
The tutorial for GL broke me, fuck this scenario, I can't play this
>>2812916maybe its time to stop then? not saying this maliciously but sometimes you should know when to quit. sunk cost is a fallacy
>>2812921I can't quit now, I'm in too deep
>>2812923At least slow down and do some other shit as well, otherwise you will crash out
>>2812911>I don't want to figure things out I want to learn it instantlyIf you're so impatient, use cheats like that Teiofaggot.
>>2812927I would if it were easy to do
>>2812911Just skip this cm and prepare for the mile one, or go open league
>>2812929>go open leagueI don't have any A+
>>2812930Play ura and make one, you don't have to learn gl
>>2812925It's what I've been doing these past 3 weeks, I still hate playing this game with the difference that I will never catch up now to those that figured it out and looped a ton
>>2812932You're dooming for no reason people's knowledge of playing gl or looping will grow exponentially, you could likely catch up it time for mile cm to at least be semi- competitive
>>2812933*Will not grow exponentially
>>2812932Luckily for you there's a soft catch-up mechanic to looping parents, people will progress and put up better and better borrows so you will not be hopelessly behind.
>>2812923>i'm in too deepI think thats exactly what the other anon referred to as the sunk cost fallacy
>>2812939and he's right, but I can't quit now. So I'll force myself to do something I hate
>>2812930You can easily do what I do and run a GL auto, optimize your deck, plug in the numbers, and get exactly the amount of skills required to be just on the cusp of St. Inari One with exactly 9 points away from S rank
The fuck, I haven't changed anything but my autodeck suddenly went from 1250 speed to 1050 speed
how come no one's running maruzensky in this
>>2812940Nigger just quit already if you hate it so much
>>2812944Any front that's not R*ckey can't win because Luck Runs My Way is the strongest overtake ult in the game and it's not even close.
>>2812945no
>>2812945If Americans knew when to quit the afghan war won't have lasted 20 years bro
Onegaishimasu...Please... enjoy your morning coffee...responsibly...
Holy fuck getting a run started is a nightmare. 20 attempts and nothing past first summer
>>2812951How do you know when to quit a run?
ok, help me through this, Junior pre-debut, what do I do? This is incomprehensible
>>2812944her recovery doesn't work lol
>>2812944OG Maru does nothing. S. Maru is cucked out of mile skills and her gold recovery doesn't work on this track, so you're left with a front that just has her unique. She can't do shit against Oguri's/Rickey's.
>>2812955These are fillers, you only care about which songs to pick. Just choose whatever while making sure you have a healthy reserve.
>>2812956You just know
>>2812960Do I just not grab anything then?
>>2812952NTA for me it's these:>No +2 SP before classic summer>No +3 SP before senior year>Only one 5% friendship bonus song before classic year>No or very few rainbow trainings in junior and early classic year>Less than 35% friendship bonus before senior summer>Shit inspirations
>>2812965You can't not grab anything, you have to buy this rubbish to get to the shit you actually want. The game will do it's best to make sure the rubbish takes all the coins you are going to need for TE and SP up though, don't you worry about that!
>>2812965You have to grab something so it progresses to the song, and ideally you want to learn songs as soon as possible to enable their bonuses
>>2812967>>2812968Ok I bought the shitty power, how many of these lessons do I have to do?
>>2812965NO you need to grab them to get to the songs, for first year ideally you want to burn the red token as none of the TE songs in first year use them, otherwise use up the tokens you have an excess off and choose the cheaper ones
>>2812970If by lessons you mean songs, 3 songs per concert to become a hype beast, 4 if you want the scenario gold skill
>>2812955Energy lessons are pretty expensive early on. They're good when you have a lot of whatever token it's asking for or late in the run when you're getting more tokens per turn. Skill hint lessons suck because you'll almost never get a hint for a skill you actually want. But they can be cheap late in the run and worth buying just to get to the songs cheap.Generally, you're just buying lessons to get to the songs. You should prefer lessons that take tokens you have the most of and lessons that are cheap. You should be biased against lessons that take tokens you don't have much of and lessons that are expensive. That's basically it.You can stockpile tokens a bit longer before making a choice, but here I think I would just buy power.
>>2812971>>2812974>>2812975Ok what do I buy now then? >>2812970I'm getting fuck all blues and pinks
>>2812970>Ok I bought the shitty powerThis is the wrong mindset. The bonuses you get from lessons are marginal. You're goal is to progress lessons so you can buy songs. So always look to spend tokens you have the most of.
>>2812976friendship training effectiveness songs are a priority.Schedule it, then buy it when you have enough Vo and Co tokens.
>>2812862Interesting perspective.
>>2812976Believe in Miracles. Aim for special priority early on, then move onto friendship training effectiveness in the later years.
>>2812956>>2812957why doesn't it work? isn't the condition just to have one other heal?
>>2812979Dude that's nothing, read the deleted posts from this thread. We are still in a cold warhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2802611/#2802618
>>2812982They are talking about her gold heal, it needs an uphill of which there are none.
>>2812978>>2812980What are the stat thresholds now for certain career points?
A 2LB Hello is more than enough to play Grand Live, right?
>>2812983I know. Some of those posts were mine...
>>2812986That's already really good. Usually people use 0LB/1LB
>>2812987And some were mine
>>2812987I'd do Shichi for free
Ok I learnt 3 songs and this would be 4th, my points are down the shitter already due to shitty lessons
>>2812985>500-600 speed before classic summer >1000 speed + 500-600 wit before senior year>600+ stam after the 2nd inspiration
>>2812985I don't think it matters that much, unless you're talking about real bad statlines. TE ramps up during Senior and it's stupid how much stat you get once 55 TE is up
>>2812983And some delusional cucks think it's only /v/ that's being intentionally shitted up.
>>2812991what do I do?
Alright boys, I'm gonna play Grand Shit for the first time, I hope I can make 3 aces in time for this CM
>>2812991If you have +15% TE you're fine for the first concert I think, I'd got for either of the top I
>>2812999goodluck anon!
>>2813001I have this, do I glue?
>doing shit this CM cycle, don't have a single viable ace>only useable one is a Rickey with 700 stam + swinging and Medium A>was about to come here to complain about how I'm thinking of just chilling this CM and tanking it but felt bad about it since I tried my best every other one>see hundreds of other posts in the same situationDirtsloppa is that bad huh?
>>2813007If it's the concert day I would.
>this many people still haven't played GLLmao, how did this happen? What a failure of a scenario. Normies say it sucks too
>hit pttm, full throttle, risky, rstam and nimble>except for uma stan>king halo also missed her event chain for uma stanhow the fuck is this allowed fuck this game fuck the world
>>2813007if this your first run just play it to get hang of it. its not unsalvageable you're just unlikely to get a Uf
>>2813007>3 songsGlue
>>2813011Combination of autoplay, unity 2.0, tachyon banner rape, and GL being a shitty scenario in general
>>2813011>MANT burnout>autoplay added>GL sucks in generalI can see it
>>2813010>>2813015>>2813016I still have 5 turns left
>>2813020Then I'd continue playing until the fourth song.
>>2813017>>2813018Why did JPbros lie? When do we get an actual good scenario?
>>2812995To be fair most of our deletions are because you fags were actually breaking rules and I don't know why you fags are so surprised of that
>>2813022l'arc
>>2813025man is GM shit too?
>>2813022JP talks about L'arc like its the second coming of Jesus
>>2813027No offense but Japs have terrible taste in video games.
>>2813027I remember them saying the same for Grand Live too
>>2813024Rules for thee but not for me ass
>>2813024This is the same as saying the jannies are justified in deleting threads about games they don't like on /v/. When they literally make a point of showing who the rules do and don't apply to you just look ridiculous for refusing to face reality.
>>2813030the end of MANT was seen as the end of the dark era, L'arc was seen as the beginning of the golden era. GL is just kinda in the middle
>>2813022I remember them saying it's good compared to mant which is true.
Wedding FineMo or Pace Festival Rudolf for the Mile CM? Currently have a solo Runaway Suzuka, planning a late Special Week as my third
Hahaha! Greeting /vm/ans! Tis' I, the numagandist! Consume this poison and let it ride heavy in your gut for the rest of your days! https://youtu.be/XxJTpkNH5XE
What's the borrow for mile CM Smaru? Suzuka speed to gamble on Unrestrained? I did this run with MLB LH but I have 2LB myself so my borrow slot is open.Also wtf is this new captcha requiring multiple things to be solved?
How did the Grass Memorial races go? I enjoyed collabing with them for a good cause
>>2813034Except it isn't the same. Your posts were deleted because you fags were being faggots meanwhile /v/ threads were from actual jannies powertripping. Not to mention you're literally asking for it from the deleted posts this thread.
>>2813044Faggot prime didn't get deleted so you are full of shit
>>2813030Believe THIS.
>>2813049Hell yeah, I love it when scenarios just give me a "press button for big numbers up"
Promise me (You) will roll for Durandal when she comes out. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sa8FchhTJ-0
>>2813048I don't know what you're mentioning so I guess it's just your made up enemy or your own enemy.For long as I can see the deleted posts are deserved.
>>2813056What style is she?
>>2813059End closer sprinter
>>2813057The chimpout didn't come out of nowhere. The retard that keeps spamming every single thread remains untouched for some reason.
>>2813061Maybe...
>>2813059She's an idiot aka sprint end closer.
>>2812930Should be even easier to get an A+ on the new scenario when you're making unoptimal decisions.
This message is addressed to the powertripping tranny janny stalking this thread for posts he doesn't like:Kill yourself.
>>2813064She has Flash Forward (Ruby's Gold skill) built-in
>>2813056I would consider spending even a single carat to win sprintsloppas to be a waste.
I forgot how funny it was to lose an optional race for no reason with no way to repeat it, I'm rolling on the floor laughing
I wonder what the difference in power is between umarollers who have to rely on welfare cards and F2Ps who have been focusing on the meta cards.
>>2813072>won the first sprint CM by frontmaxing thereby cucking every pacer out of their accels>won last sprint CM by gambling with Corner Connoisseur OgurinThere is no point in putting any ressources into sprints. It's all random and training takes no skill.
I was so fucking scared that the first concert was going to have an extra minigame or some shit I have to do or I fail, I still have Aoharu PTSD
>>2813062So, it's just your own made up enemy which does not look like it's breaking any rules.Even then, no one cares anymore about him, or had him filtered.
>>2813081>made up enemy which does not look like it's breaking any rulesPlease if you are going to bait at least make it believable
>>2813041There is just not a lot Smaru can borrow, since she already has innate Mile Maven and can't use her own card. It's probably just Suzu speed for Unrestrained or the brick power Helios card for Escape Artist
How many anons have W*ndy in their filters?
>>2813078>It's all randomYou can definitely have consistent aces in sprint. I had like 82% wr in CM9 and 78% in CM16
>>2813081>no one cares anymore about himAs evidenced by the fact that there was a spergout earlier and you seem hellbent on defending him.
>woe is bwo
>>2813056>End closer>Chuuni>Apparently meta for sprint/mile, the distances I enjoy the mostI already made room for her in my pulling plan a while ago
>>2813056Who would want such a needy inu that demands you sing her praises 24/7?
>>2813098Me>t. BDSMfag
>ritualposting, avatarfagging, spamming, and raiding is... le goodmake it less obvious
>>2813056>>2813098home home homemete o!
This seething has put me in the mood for a jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/veemahttps://jiggie.fun/veema
I've never felt this unmotivated for a CM. I don't have a single ace and was planning on rushing my 5 borrows right now but I think I'm just gonna go to bed instead. Might just hit auto select and take the participation gems.
>>2813134Same bro...
>>2813134It's the worst CM of all time but truth be told I'm seeing a lot of people just sending 600stam umas to die
>>2813134this CM is garbage but fuck if it isn't funny just sending out auto Naties and gassing out people
>>2813088>defending himI'm hellbent on saying that you retards kept blowing the deletions out of proportion as something undeserved when it's clearly deserved, and that the jannies here are unlike our enemies back on /v/. We already found a place here, but you fags just keep finding ways to potentially ruin it with your made-up bullshit.
>>2813143Neicha deserves better than you neighas
>>2813134I don't care enough to win, I'm just here to give everyone a bad time and collect my free carats.
>>2813148Keep defending it!
>>2813150
>>2813148You're pathetic.
If you think about it the jannies are right and we should go to /vg/ like everyone else
>>2813152wait why the hell is a debuff bot with 800 speed in 2nd place
gonna lose my virginity, see ya losers
Even with a 9* stam borrow and 3LB Creek, I still have trouble breaking 700 stam. Not properly making parents is really coming to bite me in the ass>why not borrow a MLB Creek?I need the borrow for Natie since I'm running lates...
>>2813173could you use welfare Biwa or SR cafe?
>>2813167*Rape to the max MAX!
>>2813178Not him but 3LB Creek is better than those. You're only missing 15 starting friendship compared to MLB
>>2813167>Mejiro secret agent got another one
>>2813173Unironically train more stam and use more sparks. I used a Biwa and like 15 stam sparks and got to like 875 comfortably.
>>2813167
>>2813183The hatefuck after all the bullshit she made me go through would be crazy
>>2813166Mood RNG?
>>2813167I'd be afraid of losing it with her but according to her irl counterpart she should be really good and gentle about it
>>2813183>Mejiro Gold
>>2813191I can't trust her even with that, I would be expecting some bullshit all the time and not enjoy it at all
wuv seeing a good loop product witn my morning coffee
>>2813191she'd be good at but randomly decide to do a stupid face in the middle of it
>>2813195I can't wait for her to call me a virgin because anal sex doesn't count
>>2813198That's kind of funny and cute but I've never had sex with someone I loved so I can't tell
>>2813184I do have one single other parent with a 9* stam but its from way back in URA and has no good skills and no useable pink sparks.
>>2813113gg jiggers
Neicha that's really insensitive to us Euros...
>>2813207>The only event Windy participated in
>>2813207Doto soon
>>2813215Oh damn, that's two banners from now, eh?
>>2813162I feel like this might be bait, but I do browse both threads anyway. Started before the move, even.
>>2813216I think we can use her in the mile CM
>>2813207I love Palmer
>>2813253Everyone is saying this.
I Don't
>>2813263Grandma Mejiro...
>>2813263Ardan-sama get him!
>>2813263Ramonu?
>>2813040>the rest of your days!I was poisoned almost 2 weeks ago and you're telling me it's permanent?!
Do we know how every Mejiro interacts with each other?
>>2813279Ryan is like a big sister to Dober and Bright
>>2813160>>2813154>no response
Is Uma Musume more expensive than other gachas if you spend money on it?
Quagsire>Daiwa Scarlet
>>2813279McQueen and Ryan are a bit like siblings, Ryan is a big sister to bright and dober, Ardan and Ramonu are sisters. And bright is the only mejiro which does not fear Ramonu
>>2813294
>>2813288You are literally the "nigga moment" guy begging the other guy to come back and fight you
>>2813293If you are prudent and plan ahead you can get a lot out of a little bit of spending but it's retarded to put money into a gacha no matter how you slice it.>more expensive than other gachasI have no idea how other gachas are but you don't have to spend anything in umamusume to be competitive.
>Rudolf keeps teetering between SS and S+ even with the same deck.
>>2813293Yes, it follows the very old very stingy Japanese gacha model. 200 pity with no carryover between banners, needing to MLB cards and extremely expensive pulls if you do pay make it basically the worst popular gacha.
>>2813284>>2813297Does Palmer not interact with them?
>>2813276You're still alive after 2 weeks?
>>2813299(You}s dried up, thanks for throwing him one so he'll continue
>>2813307Palmer gets along well with the other Mejiros but feels like she doesn't fit in with them
>>2813307Not sure outside of bigmac, mackie and Palmer come off like cousins where they are friendly just they are not on each other's wavelength. Palmer does help Dober and Bright in an event but there's not a whole lot to it.
>doing fan loops instead of loops for parentsYou better be fucking thankful Danchou
>>2813315Assuming you're not hitting SS with them anyway why not just max the schedule with G2s and G3s in your parent loops so it's not a literal waste of time
>>2813319Well you can do 28 races and hit SS so...
>>2813310Nonlethal poison I suppose. Just makes you fall in love with Fusapan.
>>2813304My autos just can't hit SS at all.
>>2813329How though? we already know what decks are good and what races to run, you don't have to do anything else besides copy that and hit the run button
>>2813331I am very bad at this and can only assume bad parents also aren't helping.
>>2813331>we already know what decks are goodIs that so? Where can i look that up?>>2813329Borrowing throne or fuku helps a lot to pad your rank in my experience
>>2813331>weI don't neighas, I can't get Pasa to hit SS while doing the full affinity gamut
>>2813331You fuckers really keep overestimating the average trainer in the threads
>>2813307The real Palmer wasn't considered a good horse by its owner at the time, his success is unexpected, and even when he won that big race that I forgot the name, the Mejiro clan wasn't even there to celebrate cause they thought he would lose. And that aspect became Palmer being a gyaru, looks poorer/lower class than the other Mejiros in the game, also the slight distance that you can feel when reading the story
>>2813331My loop parents have like +17 fucking sparks or something and I don't have throne or fuku
>>2813346Poor Palmer, those people are CUNTS. She deserves to visit Mejiro State too
>>2813346Wasn't only one the people who saw Palmer's victory was their groomer who cried after they won?
>>2813334I have been using Fuku. Really the only idea I have left is I need to change race counts or having lb0 Light just isn't enough and I need a different card there, which would lock me back to her as a borrow I'm pretty sure.>this somehow came second in a mile turf race
>>2813346>the Mejiro clan wasn't even there to celebrate cause they thought he would loseWTF no wonder palmer doesn't hang out with the other mejiro cunts
Palmer deserves better, she doeserves someone who would love her unconditionally and shower her with kisses. Like me
>>2813350Anon, the Mejiro was a force of nature at the time, missing the potential of a horse, when they have monster like Mcqueen or Ramonu, is completely understandable. Also, the Uma Musume Palmer already have a much happier fate. The horse and the girls are 2 different entities after all.
>>2813355Drop Light Hello. She's not helping you in this. Change her to another good speed card for autoing.
Fucks sake okay>>2813333Parents only matter if you have absolutely nothing, after the first borrow loops youll have something, even if its bad>>2813334Tons of guides, but the basic gist is run stat bonus cards and do the full dirt mile to long scheduele, dont bother with sprints>>2813336heres a pasa run I just finished, you can replace fuku and still hit SS>>2813341theres nothing to learn or get good at though, you just copy+paste what people know works and youre done, it takes however long a youtube guide takes to be caught up>>2813349You dont need those, more than half of what you actually need you should have already, those are luxuries to make getting SS easier, but its possible without them
>>2813360anon she belongs to me, get away
>>28133550LB LH is bad for auto, use something else instead. Find another good speed card and slap Ulala in there.
>>2813363bro you got a whale ass deck most people can't meet that lmaofuku is carrying you. I don't have creek or fuku. 1LB LH.
>>2813366>and*or
>>2813356Don't act like you don't skip every career race
>>2813366I'm barely getting over 600 stamina is one of my issues. If by Urara you mean the old guts welfare I can try that and swap the borrow to mlb light.
>>2813367>whale ass deck>2 free SSRs>the 2 cards we told everyone for MONTHS to save up forFuku doesn't just magically make your deck into a monster, you can literally just switch creek for your best stam card and borrow fuku and you'd hit around the same
>>2813363>dont bother with sprintsThere's only 1 Sprint G1 you can do anyway, Sprinters Stakes since the other G1 is the same turn as the Osaka Hai
>>2813378Wagie Sunday should be her next alt
>>2813378But I have to borrow Throne since she's the best.
>>2813363>it takes however long a youtube guide takes to be caught upYou think people here actually look into guides?
>>2813376>600 stamWhy do you care? You can think about getting good blues/pinks once you have good skill sparks.>old guts welfareYes, exactly that one.Also, if you have the Digitan power SR at MLB, use that. It's really good for some reason. Replace Stinko or the zuma.>swap the borrow to MLB LHDon't do this, Fuku is better. Fuku gives fewer SP but you'll still have enough to buy everything important every time.
suzucute
>>2813363Dunno what to tell you man
>>2813382No you dont? You can borrow anything you want as long as it helps you hit SS, if running throne slogs you too much then you should drop it and run a statstickThrone's SP is nice but if you can already buy all orange skills at the end of the run it doesn't matter that much, and the full race scheduele + LH is more than enough SP in most runs
>>2813389
>>2813388Anon, I'm trying to make grandparents now, I'm at the step I want good blues and pinks.
>>2813392Yeah flatties aren't women, or people for that matter
>>2813390parents are all 1* blues?
>>2813398All 2*
>>2813363>theres nothing to learn or get good at though, you just copy+paste what people know works and youre donenigger mentality, i want to learn the underlying mechanics and be able to theorycraft on my own
>>2813396Then remove Shinko and replace her with SSR power Marvy.
>>2813390just unlucky, you are less tha 200 points away, but its totally doable with that deckIf you feel the run was weak you can inflate your score by buying more skills instead of double circling the skills you really want
>>2813400Are you setting sprint or not?
>>2813414Nope I thought balanced was the way to go.
>>2813391I tried everything and I can't hit it reallymaybe 1 in 5 runsI just don't have the sparks or cards
>>2813390think you should use a pal or more
>>2813425Only possible for whales with Fuku or Throne I don't have Riko
>>2813420Been getting UG umas without fast learner as sprint
style rating only affects skill activation rate and doesnt affect postitioning is that right?
>>2813436The other way. Style doesn't affect skill activation rate.
>>2813428well you can do some really stupid shit with maya
>>2813436It's the inverse of that. It doesn't affect skill activation rate but it does affect all other wit based checks like postioning and downhill mode.
>>2813437>>2813443ahhh right, okay thanks
>>2813442sadly I don't have the deck for that. but thanks.This only hits S+ for me. I bought every skill, had tons of SP.
>>2813410Why are you recommending cards without even knowing what anon has?
>>2813392wish I had a handful of El's Els mun
>>2813468
>>2813468>SOON!!!still havent made a mun, fuck my life
Oops
Ended up finishing that first career from earlier. This is the most incomprehensible piece of shit scenario and one of the most unpleasant gaming experiences I've ever been through. Fuck this shit with every fiber of my being, I quit, I am never playing this dogshit scenario again
>>2813501
>>2813501It's annoying but once you understand it, it does make more sense. But it is extremely RNG heavy and the mechanics I don't think are fun at all.
>>2813501You could just auto an oguri and it will carry you this CM
>>2813501It sucks until it clicks and you finally get it, then it continues to suck because you now know when a run is doomed which is often.
>>2813501it genuinely is rather simple. rng heavy but still.get friendship bonus songs in junior year, skill point bonus songs as soon as possible in classic, and by that point you probably know if the run has legs or not.
>>2813501Don't play if you hate it, but in end of the day gl is basically ura with a shop and an extra layer of rng bolted on top
You have no right to complain about GL unless you're training Umas with no speed growth
>jp don't care that much about Seaking the pearl. /v/ma does>jp mastered GL, /v/ma got filteredwe need to admit that we have worse taste than them
>>2813501That oguri has chance to win you group b
>have the easiest shitter uma in the game>"WAAHH THIS GAME SUCK, THIS SCENARIO SUCKS BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET IT FIRST TRY!!"
>Before GL came out I thought Light Hello was hot and she sounded cute>After GL came out I still think Light Hello is hot but now I dislike her because she camps guts more than Kita does and only gives 3 token bombs per career
>>2813501>getting witchecked by GLWhy the FUCK do you think it took 3 days for people to understand how to play the scenario well retard.
>>2813523JP couldn't have dreamt of making the Aces Global is now back in the day
>>2813523Nips care about a bunch of umas which are basically >I WUV YOU SO MUCH TRAINER I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU ANYMORE>Lets win some races btwA few of them it's fine, it's a waifu collector game after all, but too many of those in a row and you start to wonder if they are creatively bankrupt
>>2813523I did not get filtered, I have a whole UF team for mile.
was the winning ticket/taishin banner going away in ~6hours or is it available for one more day?
how does the pool for lesson skills work?do i need certain aptitudes to get certain hints?
>>2813542Yup, it's based on your A aptitude hints.
>>2813537This is so true, japs are so incredibly simpleminded that they prefer 1 of 1000 yamato nadeshiko type umas but someone like espoir city scares the shit out of them
>>2813533I don't have 3 days, I need something for the CM now
>>2813541Last chance to get Steampunk DAHBY and Potential Woman
>>2813546no but which one is it? I cant check right now
>>2813545My brother in uma christ, you lost this one. Just work on miles, they're pretty comfy and fun
>>2813531This but unironically
>>2813547TODAY
>>2813523Japs only liked GL because it was right after a worse version of MANT for them, and being able to finish one run on the train to/from work was a godsend for them. We Got NUnity, which is an actually good scenario, in between so it's not surprising a lot hate a worse scenario that's heavily RNG
>>2813541>>2813546>>2813550>ask simple question>get incorrect answerYou have until banner reset on Aug 10. More than 24 hours from now.
https://youtu.be/0fHxGjOu-T8For my fellow loopa addicts or people who wanna get into looping. The ONE decent sloptuber made an in depth guide to looping if you are interested
>>2813548No, I need the carats. Anyways I am never going to get it nor catch up so it's a lost cause no matter what I do. This scenario is too fucking hard
>>2813551Its kind of weird that there hasn't been some noise from JP about how good we've got it, not only was our MANT period shorter, but we got Nunity to shorten it further AND auto right after so we don't even have to deal wtih parent farming whereas in their server they had to go back to MANT and farm manually because GL was terrible for parenting.Seriously crazy how good we have it and people here still complain
>>2813555I'm a #neverlooper
>>2813553cheers
>>2813558Japs don't care about us
>>2813558theres always things to complain about cause this game could be actually good but isnt because devs are incompetent and retarded
>>2813557Unless you are mentally enslaved you should be able to get it. Its straightforward. An anon even made a tool to keep track of which songs you need and their cost
FUCK THIS NIGGER GAME
>>2813555Fuck no lol
>>2813561>t.
>>2813558>Seriously crazy how good we have it and people here still complainI think some anons should take a long break away from uma and really reassess whether or not they want to continue playing without feeling sunk cost. It's becoming clearer that some are not built for gacha games and some are not built for this gacha game
>>2813576>can't half pay attention for less than an hourHoly fucking zoomerbrain
>>2813589You can explain looping in <10 minutes. There's no reason to waste time watching that slop. This was a shill test, and you failed.
>>2813580Let me guess, you need more?
really starting to feel the influx of raped and brown neighas in here
>>2813595hmmm i wonder why
>>2813590>just pretending>muh shillingWow, its like were still on /v/!
>>2813576>>2813590maybe give this a tryhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uRK40xCfzf--hQFNxuovgUu-LnAywx6NLlHVcAGfQfo
>>2813597Who are you quoting?
>>2813537>tfw thats the umas i like>tfw its enough 4 meI am japanese!
>>2813555>101 guide>one hour long
>>2813598That immediately looks much better. Thanks. (I know how to loop, but I just hate when someone goes "watch this 50 minute slop video") for a subject that could be explained in a fifth of that time even without visual aid.
>>2813585>some are not built for gachaI think that's me, after losing a dozen CMs, I took a 3 week break and now I'm scrambling for a shit ace in a scenario I don't understand and I actively dislike. Quitting would be easier if I didn't have my clubmates, I'd miss them.
>>2813603>start loop>watch bideo>loop finishedproblem?
>>2813589Nah, thats reasonable, #REALzumas cant take 15 minutes of science and explanationslop, like me
>>2813608>start loop>shitpost in thread>loop finishedThis is the way
>>2813605Anon just do whatever you want and whatever is best for you, I will say one thing. I think you have an extreme mindset problem that likely goes beyond just uma if you immediately give up and dismiss the whole thing as completely impossible and incomprehensible after a single try. If you are going to learn the scenario do something actually fun like miles instead of worrying about the worst CM of all time. Seriously, NO ONE liked this one but people at least like the mile one. Its fun
Anyone doing mile roomas?
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>2813620I can do a few if there is interest!
Good morning /v/ma, how did day 1 go? First CM day 1 I skip. I went to a wedding
>>2813612>I don't understand looping>ok here something that explains it nice and slow but takes a little long>I can't watch that! its too long>alright heres a brief summary about the basics but no in depth knowledge>okay! ill skim it and then forget about learning about good card bonuses, how important skill point boost is/isnt and what kind of statlines I should be pushing for, or anything about dirtmaxxing!>WTF I cant hit SS! this game sucks!Bunch of fucking WEIIIgers in this thread
>>2813628An approximate number of 200-300 people come to these threads across the day, every thread has different people. A lot of them are witlets.
>>2813624Id love to see some
>>2813627It went okay but not great. I got a lot more actual teams in my matchups than auto career fodder to get free wins from. I'm glad I built Xog for this, it would've been hell otherwise.
>>2813628yeah but that video sucks tbqh
>>2813619It would be much easier to skip a CM if these jews gave more carats. But this is one of our main sources so I have to force myself to Dirtslop. And yes, I have mental issues related to what you said
>>2813631447274994472749944727499ENTER the mile, bring whatever.
>>2813555This isn't just about auto looping. This is a breakdown on the entirety of parent building.No wonder it's an hour long.
>>2813639Who sells a shirt that only says "mile"
>>2813622
>>2813643LEL
>>2813537>creatively bankruptPerhaps it would be a good idea to broaden your dictionary, ESL-chan.
>>2813642maybe it says "milk"
Have you EVER seen something like this in a /v/ma lobby
>>2813650>ZERO frontslopNext CM will be an all timer
Spent too much time on this.
>>2813652Claude Code?
>>2813652AAAAIEEEEEEEEE LET ME OUT AHHHHHHH
>>2813650we've had paceslop CMs before, though
>>2813652This is what happens when you request sashes in starASTERstar.
can someone give me the rundown on deboofer frontdolf? how much stam do i want for her to die at the right time? im running falco and lickey
>>2813639There is no path before me, only in my wake374992693749926937499269
>>2813650which CMs had the 9/9 same running style again
>>2813628>skim itI skim the thread so i didnt even notice it :P
>>2813652This is the last thing millions of toreinas saw
>>2813537Personally I don't care about Vista but I do want Furioso despite her being sorta in the same campMaybe its due to contrarianism inherent to this website
>>2813628BourbonGPT please respond to this anon with a sassy quip
>>2813652I need a DOOM WAD set in the Ardan basement.
>>2813669FUCK NIGGERS, KILL ALL JEWS, RAPE ALL FLATLINERS
@Umagrok, please tag every good post ITT
>>2813671
>>2813669Yes, there are indeed posters in this thread who work for wages.
>>2813652Add the persona bgm soundpost
>>2813663SIT DOWN SON274240842742408427424084
thanks kingu
>>2813683Can you post the ass wonder?
gork generate me a picture of the janitor being raped by a pack of horny niggers
>>2813683>>2813663I hate Grass Wonder so much it's fucking unreal.
>>2813655Found a github repo where someone reimplemented the classic Win95 screensaver in WebGL.Cloned it, replaced the textures with ardan.gif.Asked BourbonGPT to make edits to use an animated gif as a texture. Learning WebGL for this shitpost was too much for me.Had to do some stuff with gifsicle to make ardan.gif suitable to use for a texture.A bunch of time watching mazes to get one that wasn't too short to be interesting or too long to fit in 4 MB.Messing around with ffmpeg parameters to get it under 4 MB.Still fucked up the start and end timestamps. I'll fix it another time maybe.
>>2813687Spe...
>>2813687
>>2813685She is mid, I made her for the grass wonder memorial race. she got PDMed, brocked and came in last iircLMAO
>>2813687THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2813687Umamusume A...
>>2813693>midwhat the fuck the only thing she's missing is Leap Forward
>>2813683THE PHOENIX RISES!!!!!354575183545751835457518
>>2813645Like so?
>>2813700DELETE THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
>>2813650Way too many Latecucks and Endtrannies
>>2813693>midthank fucking god I never left open league, you Neighas would rape my uma to the death.
Where have all my borrows gone?! I had them just moments ago...
>>2813708God damn look at that jiggle! Thank god i skipped LH banner, i'd be devastated if i wouldnt be able to get her
>>2813705>Katsuragi Ace on November 25, 1984, at the Japan Cup
>>2813700HOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH109709571097095710970957
Mile questions:Do MPB and Pump work? And if so is Pump in any way reliable? I would assume not since it's going to be a backliner heavy CM.
>>2813669>>2813673>>2813677READ NEIGHA READ
>>2813713MPB no, pump works. Late has layers upon layers upon layers of accel so its fine
>>2813712FALCOOOOO
>>2813714LMAOOOO
>>2813714I dont think ive actually read any book since high-school, the onky reading ive done were VNs/gachas and subtitles for anime and three kingdoms WEI WEI
>>2813712AN HONORABLE ATTEMPT, BUT A FUTILE ONE!872355168723551687235516
>>2813720>Vodka in front of FATwa?
>>2813719just start with something easy like Plato's Republic or something
>>2813720So this is the emperors divine might....800795708007957080079570
>>2813714>Tip for using the bucket better: select your whatever with magic wand, create a new layer, and fill that. Then remove selection and click on the same color area once or twice. Results in way smoother colors and lines. Thats what i did in paint net anyway. >>2813725No way that greek unc was a rebooblican
>>2813725I would not recommend starting the greeks with republic, start with the the presocratics (Thales, Heraclitus, Parmenides, Democritus)
>>2813714>read>posts a videoanon-dono...
>>2813719Personally the only time I read a light novel was a week ago and that's only because the inept Villainess manga is too far behind the LN so I had to read the next volume at least sometimes I read a VN when the mood strikes me like the tsukihime remake a couple of months back.But outside of that I rarely read lns anymore, I need my comfy pictures from manga, or a nice soothing voice from a woman when watching anime
>>2813730My guy look at what im making, im not gonna put a modicum of effort into something this retarded
/v/ma - literature
>>2813735Its all greek to me, why do you start with that instead of the meat?
Other than pump is the other parent slot just filler for ends/lates next CM?
>>2813709Get who?
>>2813719Just read Roadside Picnic and play Stalker after that. Or Metro
>>2813737I only read yuri light novels.
>>2813743The presocratics set up the big questions, then you read Plato's Apology first, then Crito and Euthyphro. You'll have a better base for republic and a good understanding of Socrates and his method.
making me spend a clock because I got second place COCON HATE
>Didn't even hit SI'm convinced I'm just being gaslit at this point.
>>2813727ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOO868177618681776186817761
>>2813735>>2813743Personally I'm more of a Aristotle and Boethius man
>>2813749Telling a complete illiterate to start with greek philosophy is really bad advice.
>>2813738It really isnt much harder, but suit yourself. At least for any future memepost you'll be aware of it>>2813741WEI DON'T READ NEIGHA>>2813746This 7
>>2813756I didn't say that, I said that to start the greeks you should start not with republic. A completely illiterate person should start with like 8th grade novels, think like catcher in the rye or to kill a mockingbird
>>2813756Just tell him to read something similar to his light novels. The greatest work of our time is the gender-bent Twilight novel.
>>2813753Don't run that haru or that helios anon. You won't hit SS or S that way. Show deck
>>2813761>catcher in the ryeDon't do this
>>2813763Harry Potter it is then
>>2813766Its not a bad work for someone with zero foundation of literature
I miss training Super Creek...
>>2813767nah being stalked by a 100/10 hot vampire is much better than doing some magic, which is lame af
>>2813761>I didn't say that>>2813735>start with the the presocratics
>>2813770I personally recommend the picture of Dorian Gray as a good entry point to lit. Its short, simple and good as fuck
I'm still waiting on Ruby Power before I do anything. Once she's out, I can make some nasty late aces for mile
>>2813770As someone who encourages reading, I would pay new readers to NOT read that
>>2813766We're way past the stage in our lives where it can have the wrong effect on us, we can see Holden for the petulent manchild he is and laugh about it
>>2813774>I would not recommend starting the greeks with republicFUCKIN WITLET
>>2813719Since ive sparked the lit talk, ive gotta say that i did read in HS. Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Gogol, and all the other ruslop you can think of. But after graduating, i havent ever touched a book, at all
>>2813775fuck I remembered reading my sister's Journey to the Centre of the Earth as my first book when I was in elementary school, great time
>>2813754HAIL THE UMASSIAH326088863260888632608886Last one, sorry something came up
>>2813785Runaway rabbit is a pretty good strat huh
>>2813782>ZERO LermontovNot true rupilled
>>2813652Fixed the loop and holy shit I just noticed It's a new day!
>>2813782I'm the same, but I kept up with Dostoyevsky a bit and read a bunch of his books, Gambler was my fave, short and sweetDon't read nowadays because I spend my time playing games or drawing, plus I don't commute to work anymore and that was where I got most of my reading done
>>2813778Even in that stage of life I thought he was a retard and found it aggravating to read instead of entertaining.For a book that inspired multiple shootings you'd expect it to be at least a marginally good read, but no.
>>2813765>oh don't use Urara actuallyYeah i think I'm just going to vibe my deck instead.
>>2813780?The fellow you replied to recommended Plato and you modified with the pre-Socratics but i suppose we are just arguing semantics here.
>>2813652>>2813788Home sweet home.
Please don't read dry as fuck dostoslop, there's better Russian writers.
>>2813788A fate worse than death
>Please don't read dry as fuck dotoslop
Danchou, did you know Quasimorph came out of early access and into 1.0? Now you do and I will be gone for a week, see ya!
>>2813798How is Dostoevsky dry? He's a deeply passionate author.
>>2813786Yeppers! Thats what I will be using when the actual time to build comes
>>2813801Meishodor Dotoevsky...
>>2813801What kind of books would Doto write?
>>2813806Why not build them now?I built mine cause late/end need daichi and I don't have nishino. So I cobbled my runaway rabbit team as testing.
>>2813805Nah when you read Crime and Punishment its dry as FUCK, multiple times through you'll stop and think "fuck me can we go somewher else, we've been in this bar for 30 pages already"
>>2813813Rodion is hot though
Have you played or read Stalker?
>>2813805Neigha, maybe its because the P&V translations are dry and literal as fuck but reading his early writings is like pulling teeth.
>>2813813Behead those who insult Dostoevsky!
>>2813819>Babies first serious writer
>>2813775>>2813770>>2813766>>2813761>Everyone in /v/ma talking about catcher in the rye, fucking plato, presocratics, socrates and whatever greek nonsense>when my first book as a kid was The Black Corsair by Emilio Salgari.
>>2813817I played GAMMA
>>2813817I read roadside picnic and thought it was OK, but I loved stalker mostly because I didn't reallize how much I missed eurojank games when I played itMetro sucks and I regret buying those games
>>2813818It might be a translation thing. I'm not familiar with english translations so i have no idea desu but i never had the feeling that he is boring. That being said it might also be that anglos are not very compatible with his russian orthodox mentality.
I've never read the greeks or anything philosophy-oriented, but I liked reading Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Beowulf because I could watch my classmates seethe at not understanding the dated language
>>2813822My first book was a picture book of the odyssey (the movie was good as fuck btw, it gave me +30 wit)
>>2813822Step aside, heres the real /lit/ cherry popper
I feel like a retard seeing you guys talk about literature. I am goycattle
>>2813835PICK UP THE FUCKIN BOOK
>>2813798He and gogol are/were my 2 faves. >>2813787Him, turgnev, bulgkov, chekhov, etc. etc.
why should i loop if the average cm opponent doesn't even prepare dedicated parents
>>2813835We all have to start somewhere
>FINALLY got a dirt A medium S highroll mutant after several straight days of failed attempts>Absolute worst shop RNG I've ever seen>+2 SP song didn't show up a single fucking time until senior year>Was stuck with only 25% friendship bonus for the second summer because it kept exclusively showing me the stat bonus songs>Blight Hello ghosted me for so long that I didn't have time to finish her dates or else my statline would've been bricked even harder>1450 speed>750 stam + 1 gold + 1 white, which I'm pretty sure isn't enoughI am so fucking madCould've been worse, I suppose, but I was SO damn close to the perfect run if not for the shop screwing me over
I think you should read your books
Watch whatever you want.
>>2813837>>2813840I am never going to enjoy reading fucking philosophy, it was my least favorite subject every time. I'd rather read calculus books, philosophy fucking sucks
>>2813785THATS IT FOR NOW BROS!!!! THANKS FOR COMING! MORE TO COME LATER!Also since this is a chance to shill books read some mfing Hemingway, im midway through for whom the bell tolls. Picked up the whole collection on amazon for cheap.
Where are the Muns running tomorrow?
>>2813849Thank you for the rooms
>>2813841Mutating is truly insane for this CM. I commend you.
>>2813817Unfortunately I'm too skint to play S2, but I've played the trilogy, read roadside picnic, watched the movie and played a few mods
>>2813849Thanks for the rooms.Looking forward to daichi ruby.
>>2813839You're not preparing for the shitters but for the whales.
>>2813850>picHow about Arima Kinen?
>>2813822>Emilio SalgariFor me it's Sandokan
>>2813845Philosphy is pretty boring and a slog if you feel very strongly in your convictions and what you are reading challenges those ideas, but its good to once in a while have those experiences to better develop the foundations of what you thinkI had that experience when playing Disco Elysium and instead of glazing it for being super well written (its not) or dismissing it as commie nonesense without giving it a shot the thing that stood out to me the most is how incredibly naive the writers are about just how disgustingly corrupt and evil unions are, coming from someone who has seen that firsthand
>>2813849I had to read the old man and the sea for school like 10 years ago and I didn't get the hype at all>theres an old fisherman>he catches a fish>then the fish and the old man die?Like what was the fucking point, why did this win the nobel prize
For me, it's Don Quixote
So you ARE rolling for her then right?
>>2813863I remember reading pirates of malaysia eons ago during elementary school, I don't think I remember much of it during that time but I remember having fun at least
>>2813869THATS MY HERO
while building up the habit and skill of reading (admirably I've been slacking on this) this is a decent video on a area of philosophy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVxSoiHtovM
>>2813869I think glasses are ugly so no
>>2813869myaybe
>>2813869I like cows but I don't like meganekko
>>2813867I refuse to believe this post was made by an adult man
>>2813868Don Quixote was unironically so funnyI was surprised I was having fun reading a book written 500 years ago
>>2813869really tempting but GL is super hard for carats
I am reading Tao Te Ching at work during breaksRelated, can anyone recommend any feng shui related books?
>>2813869I shan't roll again until a spark on Creek/CB
you will eat ze slopyou will watch ze slopyou will read ze slopyou will play ze slopand you will be happy
>>2813869If I don't get her, I'm killing myself.I WILL be running her in the Arima Kinen
>>2813869I only read Fantasyslop so I can't
>>2813878100% I thought the same
>>2813841ive just come to terms that perfect run is not even achievable anymorethe runs that really gave me everything i could ask for in the last half a year or so, i can count on one hand. and now with the loopa revolution the ceiling is gonna rise so high that youre just never gonna get EVERYTHING.
>>2813850how about a mile race for munsday?
>>2813850dead
>>2813881Not Feng Shui but if you enjoy the Tao then Zhuangzi is the next logical step. Cannot recommend it highly enough.
>>2813869She comes in between a bunch of other must roll umas, unless I get super lucky I'll probably have to selector ticket her later.
>>2813867That's not even the plot from the book, and the whole book is about struggle AND about dignity. Something you neighas should learn as far as CM goes.
>>2813869I'll be honest I don't like her green and yellow outfit, but I do dig the giant sword. She has a nice personality and I feel we would get along as fellow nerds. And her body is nice too. But maybe I'll pull the trigger on her autumn outfit instead. I find it way better.
>>2813889Not happening. Shes a milelet, and i doubt many people will mutate her for the CM
>>2813892Must roll for you or in general? Cuz i thought the only must roll uma is kitasan white
>>2813885Bro she loves fantasyslop too
>/vm/a - /lit/
>>2813858>>2813889Don't ask me! Which one of you is the Munday host? I can't sit on this screen forever!
>>2813893Something about this story got to me and i have no idea why. I picked it up on a whim without really knowing what it was about and i ended up reading it in one go.
Mister CB my beloved
>>2813896For me specifically.
>>2813869She's just too cool
>>2813898She reads Tolkien not Sanderslop. You get that right.
>>2813893Nobody is going to look at my fish skeleton of zero plats and say "damn that was a good struggle you had". Everyone wants to see RESULTS.
>Got every single one of Yeppers' lobby conversations before a single one of Rickey'sHow do I rearrange the furniture in my lobby?
>>2813902>Mr Consume Books
>>2813907You start by rearranging your face
Most people can just run the same mun for long but not for mile... onegai
>>2813903Ah I feel that, thats zephyr for me so I understand
>>2813905What's wrong with Sander?
>>2813907The furniture is saying to kiss cute country bumpkins
>>2813900The first guy youve replied is the host. It'll be Arima, NOW RUN YOUR MUN MUN!
>>2813869Most likely, yeah. I watched the first 4 chapters of her story on youtube and it was so kino that I don't think I'll be able to resist impulse rolling for her when the time comesPlus, she's friends with my oshi and was the second most prominent rival in her career, so it could be fun to run them in themed teams together
>>2813907Try changing out your lobby umas, the conversations might not trigger if your selected umas are the ones in the events
>>2813909>zakkoku RickeyKEK
>>2813867I still think back to some of the stuff my old literature teacher showed us and Im really glad she didI remember watching a very unknown movie in class that my literature teacher wanted us to watch, I still think about it to this day because while the movie was meh, the message she wanted to teach us actually resonated with me and when I watched it later as a young man I still thought it was a bad movie but I could now see why she wanted me to see it.I think its good to show kids things that may have superficiality that you are meant to see beyond, only to later in life come back and think that its trivial, that of course you get it, but you wouldnt have gotten there without someone actually caring enough to show you that in the first placeMovie is called Rumble Fish and its by Coppola
I thought people were exaggerating about all the auto'd teams before I entered the waters myself, but seeing them in every lobby from accounts that seemingly aren't bots makes me wonder if some of these trainers legitimately produce worse results from manual careers than with indie training.
>>2813923Believe me I've tried, I have every lobby conversation in global right now except for most of Rickey's for some reason.
>>2813906YOU ARE MISSING THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BOOK results and meaning aren't the same thing. The old man didn't come home empty handed because he couldn't catch anything, he came home with the remains of something so enormous that it took everything he had to land it (like how you can come home with a bronze) he himself isn't defined by what happens to the fish (the CM) after he catches it (makes it to finals). The sharks (whales) can destroy the result (plat), but they cannot undo the fact that he caught the marlin (made it finals). They can't erase the skill, courage, endurance, or suffering that produced it, a person can be defeated without being destroyed. If you judge the old man entirely by results, then yes, he failed but if you judge him by what was actually within his control, he succeeded spectacularly (just like how making it to finals is the success) results are not always yours to control but your personal character and mentality is. A triple late start in finals does not deny a first rate team.
Would you go go hiking with Cafe or Ayabe?
>>2813932>rumble fish>unknownMaybe if you only watch avengers slop, thats a fuckin classic dude
>>2813941i could fuckin die happy
>>2813941both
>>2813941Ayabe so I can stare at her butt when she hikes in front of me
>>2813937The average globalite is terrible at the game
>>2813941I trust Cafe to keep me safe from the Jersey Devil.
Wait /v/ma won is actually kinda sexy
>>2813947Ayabutt...
I enjoyed HP Lovecraft, I was disappointed when most of his work were short stories
>>2813919Let's MatikaneGO!
>>2813951Seems more likely to encounter mothmen and wendigos with Cafe around
>>2813940>literary analysis >but cross referenced into uma musume termsI wonder if this is one of the most autistic places in the internet
>encounter my first Rickey>581 stamina>she gassed out before the finish line
>>2813943Maybe where you are from, here ive never heard anyone mention it before or sinceGlad its known about though, hope more people get to see it
>>2813957I liked his little poem about the creation of the negro. Feels like something an anon would write.
>>2813878>go from laughing my ass off to bawling my eyes outDon Quixote's the GOAT. Three Musketeers is also surprisingly easy reading for an old book.
Don't mind me just cucking the windyfag from the last image
>>2813965How did it go again
>>2813957>big HP Lovecraft fan excited to read his work for the first time
>>2813960Why does Still in Love only paint one nail? Did she run out of nail polish or something?
This thread reminded me that I downloaded a torrent off /t/ of a bunch of books a while ago. I should really read through some of those
>>2813972When, long ago, the gods created EarthIn Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;Yet were they too remote from humankind.To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a uma
>>2813971Thanks Happy Meek
My auto parents are barely reaching S+ rank, what do I do differently? >kita>1lb maru>riko>marvelous sunday (end parent)>c.b. (end parent) >fuku (rented)
>>2813971It's 301 images here, not 300
>>2813978Having a shit ton of options can make it harder to actually pick one a lot of the time.Same way you open your Steam library, browse for a bit and then open up Uma or Slay the Spire or some other game you've played a million times instead of any of the unplayed games.I fixed this by getting physical books.
>>2813957He has some longer works but he really only works as a short story writer>extremely dense, repetitive and frustrating prose>flat boring protagonists and characters that only serve as plot devices to introduce story beats>the more explained the horror the less scary it is>very weak act 2s>his horror depends on escalation, and that escalation can't really work on sequels or on very long stories.He's fine as is. Imo
>>2813977>Long glovesMuh>>2813953>he just found outGet ready for sexo
The last book I've tried to read is the Bible, really need to get back on that.
Is the Wheel if Time series worth it?
>>2813963That's mostly because people are not into cinema, how many movies does the average person sit down to watch? Just the summer blockbusters of the year? The average normie probably thinks A24 films are niche or art house films. Rumble fish is extremely well known and studied
>>2813983Do you have your own LH?
There is quite literally NOTHING you guys aren't able to talk about
What if hunter s thompson but it's gonzo journalism for umamusume?
>>2813997>was christian and read the new testament>had a falling out with faith>can't even remember basic prayers anymoreFunny how that works
>>2813980you mean a neigher
>>2813997Red Desire...
>>2814001Yeah but I thought you did parent autos in unity
>my debuffer and an auto Falco made it onto the podiumThis says something about uma society.
>>2814008Only for the initial ignited skill loops, you do your GGPs and GPs in GL
>>2814000what's better, cinema or kino?
>>2814003Id pay to see fear and loathing in kasamatsu
>>2813999Its aight, its fundamentally an epic fantasy saga but if you want something super serious and deep look somewhere else. Fun read and worldbuilding
FUN MATHS PROBLEMhttps://ukmt.org.uk/new-problem-of-the-week
>>2814024sin rule?
>>2814024>cubes>now mathnyo
>>2814029No! Sin is Bad!
>>2814004I don't want to discuss religion in /v/ma because I think like politics thats a topic better avoided but. If interested in exploring faith again I would recommend two things, read up on C.S Lewis's Mere Christianity. He very famously was a militant atheist before conversion and this work is deliberately aimed at people who aren't sure where they stand. He asks to the reader "if we step back and look at Christianity from the ground up, what is it actually claiming?". I also recommend Confessions by Saint Augustine, it's the deeply personal confessions and self-examination of a saint who turned away from God and eventually returned to the faith. Even from a secular standpoint its a super interesting read. (Tho kinda philosophically dense)
Neighas will talk about everything but dirt
>>2814037I like miles, i don't like dirt. We need next OP to be gran alegria
>>2814037Dirt is beneath me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNK2cQPUNfc
>>2814024I see your math problem and raise you:https://anthropeum.com/
>>2814037I could say that i cant wait for windy but idk, the thread doesnt really welcome windy because of one faggot, apparently
>>2813983Switch out riko for LH, maru for SR Sweep (MLB) and do your runs in GL
I'm not gonna have something ready before day 1 ends. I'm so disappointed in myself
>>2814035Ehh I dunno chrsitbro, I see myself as a lost cause anywayI do appreciate religion and I would never go on autistic atheist tirades, I know how important it is for some people, I see it in my mom and im glad its in her lefe, but shit is just not for me.Maybe ill change my tone when im at death's door, who knows, I just know I'd hate to die afraid.
>>2814043>Directed By M(ejiro) Night Golshimalan
>>2814035nta but I find the Bible interesting from a secular-ish point of view with how influential of a book it is, I was inspired to give it another go after listening to some lectures ([Spoiler]Zizek and Michael Heiser lectures/spoiler)
>>2814049I am not a Christian, i am Buddhist. I just find christian philosophy and theology very interesting.
>>2814044Bro got wordle for ancient pottery
if I wanted to rush a debuffer for the Cm whats the minimum? Grass wonder with A dirt? Do you even need a goldship parent for medium?
>>2814051Zizek was a professor at my school lol
>>2814057I bought a G dirt Grass and she worked just fine
>>2814056Wait until you find out about wordle for /pol/ackshttps://hbd.gg/
>people are just using 1 ace 2 debuffers for a mile in pubs >or making hybrid debuffer end closersdie die die die die die die die die
>>2814057C dirt is fine for velocity debuffers.
I find it very odd that the horse girl game attracted a relatively good amount of educated anons. Anyway, new thread?
>>2814058While I Personally like him back when I was studying nearly every professor in education hated 'celebrity academics' (Brian Cox was despised) and were generally seen as frauds was that the case there as well? I don't have a humanities background so I wouldn't be able to tell
>>2814004>Top 55%Ah I am still too green to consider myself a professional racist.
>>2814068It boils down to age and experience, I'm in my 50s and I think the average person here is in their mid 30s.Gran Alegria thread pls
>>2814071Meant for >>2814061
>>2814072>I'm in my 50sHoly shit, I can't post images but whatever, I'm surprised
>>2814072I'M 2929 IS STILL YOUNG
The thought of most of you being married with kids leaves me speechless
>>2814070He's anything but a fraud, genuinely a great and respected academic.
>>2814072Im 2222 is too old, its over
>>2814072>grandpa asking for Gran AlegriaUnfathomably based.
>>2814074>>2814071This one was quite tame. They didn't throw any tricky curveballs like Sentinelese, Melanesians or Inuits. Btw guess how you can 100% spot an Inuit!
>>2814085She's hot as fuck, a top 3 hot uma along with air groove and maruzensky
>>2814084I remember when I was 22. I'm going to be 25 soon and I already miss my early 20s
Baking the ohamile thread
>>2814072I'm not 30 yet, soon but not yet
>>2814088>along with air groove and maruzenskyI can see your tastes ojisan
>>2814080Bro we're 30 next year, it's over for our knees already
>>2814089I'm about to be 26, I can't stand it, it's too fast. I have already thought about suicide a few times because I don't think life will ever get better
>>2814094>weI'm already 30 since january, owari da...
>>2814093NTA but i like them because im into older women, for reasons i wont repost, but ive stated them in another thread>t. Early 20s
>>2814088>another geezer who likes Air GrooveShe's like catnip for ojisans it seems.
>>2814096Don't give up!
im 18, you uncs are aight, i have more plats than you faggots tho
>>2814080>>2814094At least we all get wizard powers next year.
>>2814096If you start putting in the work you can make your 30s/40s better then your 20s.
>>2814105I have 7Soon to be 8
>>2814105I got 7 and a mark, show you plats lil bro
>Anons born after 2006 posting on this sitewhat the fuck
>>2814024Speaking of reading the Greekshttps://litter.catbox.moe/duvlfcaw7th8a1i8.jpgEuclid's Elements, Book 3, Proposition 20.Let O be the center of that circle in your problem.The angle POR is twice the angle PQR, so 90 degrees.So POR is a right angle triangle with 4 cm legs.Then Pythagoras's Theorem says PR is sqrt(32) cm.
>>2814110I don't want to be that age, there is nothing good happening at that age
>>2814118MOVE NOW OJISANS
>milesloppa
>>2814087No idea. Looking at pics they look kinda asian people close to the north pole to me. I'd probably end up picking Siberia or something if you showed them to me.
>>2814119its about the content of the age not the youth itself, hell thanks to getting fitter I honestly feel fitter than my teens (I'm in my late 20s)
>>2814131If I can't find a significant other at this age I honestly don't want to live through that, I fear that I think about suicide more and more
>>2814096I thought I would kill myself when I was younger, but now I'm determined to live as long as I can out of spite for a world that seems to hate me
>>2814128>Looking at pics they look kinda asian peopleYes but the distinguishing factor is that they have the smallest nose holes out of all races. So if they look kind of asian and have tiny nostrils it's an Inuit! Isn't racism beautiful?
>>2814144get yourself out there and meet new people, that all I think I can say
>>2814151>meet new peopleNot that easy anymore
>>2814100No shit you're into older women literally every woman is older than you
>>2814158it was never that easy but its better to try then not at all right?
>>2814147I can't get that mindset. I have thought about suicide more this year than all the other ones combined, I think about my death at least once a day. It's miserable
>>2814150I had never before focused closely on the nostrils of people, but you are right. They do have tiny nostrils. I don't know when this information will ever be useful to me, but now I truly see.Racism is umazing.
>>2814170You are right but I genuinely don't know WHAT to do specifically
>>2814174for me what stops the thoughts is the fact if I give up now I will have achieved nothing, that and I don't want to fuck over my family. Some small thing in life are nice as well. If you're spiritual without self-discipline what happens after might be more brutal
>>2814182you got a hobby? running maybe join a running club, got a local arcade? Got a hobby you want to try to pick up?
>>2814184>I don't want to fuck over my family.I think this is genuinely the only reason why I still haven't attempted to take my life. But I don't think I can live like this>>2814192I live in a shitty small town with barely anything to do. The one time I went to the big city with tons of people and stuff to do I became even more lonely and depressed
>>2814208its small and I know its not too much help but exercise might help clear your head, maybe have a look into anything you want to learn and see if you can pursue a new career give you something to aim for
>>2813822>el corsario n*grouhhhh, racism much????
>>2814208>The one time I went to the big city with tons of people and stuff to do I became even more lonely and depressedI feel this. You're never so lonely as when you're surrounded by people.
