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Raisu has had enough
>>2818320Imagine how many slices of bread she will cut with that
I'M GONNA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Windy!
>>2818318Janny-kun?
>>2818320why did rice kill the suku?
Ok but who is the LEAST modest. Is it Fuji? Taiki?
a little bird told me this is an autoge now, is it true?
>>2818158>>2818187I would pull my wallet to spark Air Gyaru
>>2818326Maruzensky
>>2818326Not sure if it counts but Maya is the horniest uma in the game.
>>2818324nope just me deleting
>>2818328you can automatically set up your run and play it like any other gacha
>>2818321>Slicing bread>Not a serrated knifeFucking amateur hour over here.
>>2818214
>>2818326i mean taiki wears jeans and a buttoned up shirtbut her racewear is certainly up there
Do I run my wife as a pace or a late for the Mile CM? Paces don't seem to have allot of options for it.
some concept umas really were ugly holy shit, jordan's legs are way too big, the current one is a YUGE upgrade
>>2818326Falco
>>2818338go front my niga
>>2818326Eishin Flash flashes you in her victory animation
>>2818326Fuji has her tits out on purpose
>>2818342I have absolutely nothing for fronts on my account.
>>2818328I read it as autosage and my heart stopped. God I really have PTSD
Frontrival status? What's the situation for the mile CM?
>>2818346everybody has got to start somewere right?
>>2818340Damn look at those tree trunks
I haven't gotten a parent with Uma Stan/Pedal/RSS/Nimble with mile pink since the end of Unity. Get me out of this hellhole.
>>2818346the groundwork mines are splendid this time of year anon.
>>2818349literally nothing done so far
>>2818333no I mean like niggas be using those in CMs and they're actually winning and shit
>>2818351I have no cards, I have no legacies set up for fronts. I am not putting time into shit I don't have. It's late or Pace, that was the question
>>2818349Latebros... do we run a blocker against fronts this time?
>>2818326For an uma to be truly immodest all of her alt costumes have to be slutty.This DQ's Fuji (ballroom, cheerleader), Maruzen (new years), Eishin (Valentines), and a few others.As such, it's Taiki.
>>2818359aight, i'd go pace then
>>2818340I like the outfit much more but they really wanted to move away from the "everyone running in their school uniforms" thing
YADA YADA YADA
>>2818360Fronts have a lot of strong cards now, you would have to build a good front that can beat them but at that point just make a Front ace that can actually win
>>2818358it's gimmicky but possible at least for this CM, it might not be the case for future ones
Is Fine Motion still worth going for now? I'm thinking of rolling on the rerun, but its mostly because I also want the Smaru card
>>2818361NY Maru has intentional cut outs to show her shoulders. This is deliberate immodesty.
>>2818349Just got done with some decent parents so I'll start on some aces today. I don't know anything about making suzuka rabbit though, is there anything I care about other than getting her runaway?
>>2818376i did not know this existedMUH
>>2818361Taiki's 3rd alt is very normal looking and not slutty
>>2818376indecent harlot
>>2818374I really can't recommend her at this point. She wants MLB and Ramonu isn't that far off.
>>2818340Final Inari fits more with her "I'm from Edo" thing going on, but we lost out on shortstack gyaru
>>2818349>What's the situation for the mile CM?lolbourbonwinshow thrilling
>>2818387This should be her casual outfitMuh dick. God I regret not rolling for this stocky midget
>>2818349Runaway status? What's the situation for the mile CM?
>>2818349Depends on how strong Ruby Power will be, right now the room matches feel pretty balanced honestly
>>2818389Her alt is honestly sexier and is coming relatively soon.
>>2818386Really? Not even to use her along with Ramonu? Should I use my anniversary ticket for 0lb Smaru and call it a day?
>>2818347I didn't have a reaction, but I definitely also read it as autosage
>>2818374The card is still very good even if her death as a generalist is coming. She's always nice to have as an option on pacers. And the card she's paired with is very good to pick up as well.I would consider rolling for her if I didn't have her.
>>2818396How do I get over Janny Purge induced PTSD? Or JPPTSD
>>2818395NTA but in the future it's going to be Ramonu+ style specific card so if you are not a pace main you are not going to use Fine.
I want orfevre to beat and rape me
>>2818395FM needs like 3LB to be barely better than SR's. It's just way too big of an investment at this point. As a FM owner her low starting friendship and low special priority also make her annoyingly inconsistent to use.
>>2818400shion...
>>2818398Time heals all wounds, eventually you won't feel a pang of anxiety when an image fails to load
>>2818407She wants to be the giver in that relationship
>>2818400You know it's not rape if you want it right? Coomers don't have functional brains
>>2818376>her g1 win animationwhoa mama
>>2818410That was obviously a Nirvana reference zoomer-dono...
>didn't even reach 50I am a complete failure as a toreinah...
Two more days...
>>2818414For the next reference you should use a shotgun
>>2818418Who likes Pearl?
>>2818426Cultured individuals
>>2818426We established earlier she's Odysseus's oshi.
Mcqueen's summer alt is pretty Immodest I would say.
>>2818426Surprising amount
>>2818426I like her voice a lot but I probably won't roll her
Is anyone also just now starting to learn the mode and feeling hopeless like me?
Remember when retards where saying that you needed a lot of Speed Sparks for GL? Good times.
>>2818445It did take me like one or two weeks to manage to make an uma that's better than my NUnity ones
Mejiro Monday!Hanshin, 2200m, Right, Summer, Sunny, Good Conditions, Great Moods12/18 currently. Bring up to 2 Mejiros!600269756002697560026975
>>2818447Jesus Christ I don't have that much time
>>2818426/vg/ apparently
>>2818426the main issue for Peral is there is so many umas that she easily goes unnoticed, especially when we got the advantage of knowing the coming umas for the next couple of years, even an anon that might like her won't roll if he knows the next uma that will come after her is his oshi.Spending rolls right now is very much an act of supreme love
Nakayama is so weird.Nakayama 1200m and 1600m don't have early- or mid-race straights.
>>2818449nunity is genuinely a good alternative especially if youre somewhat lacking in great meta cards
>>2818457I'm lacking skill more than cards tbf
>>2818457I'll build my Aces in Nunity for the Long CM.
>>2818464Yeah nobody will be able to get 1000 in every stat except guts on top of 1600 speed. It's impossible
>>2818460Pandora is so cute...
>>2818463the only skill you need for GL is picking friendship bonus songs
>>2818460Puffy
>>2818468I do that and end up with 1200/500/700/400/700
is GM a stamina spark slop scenario?
>>2818445I haven't made a UF ace yet despite having a piggy deck. I'm disappointed in myself.
>>2818468those don't exist
>>2818478Try running 3 wit cards, I did as I was learning the scenario and got several UF back to back.
>>2818482Do you cap speed with that or are you just inflating your rank with wit?
>>2818453>even an anon that might like her won't roll if he knows the next uma that will come after her is his oshi.Wouldn't it be the other way around? I imagine most people would be much more hesitant about spending carats if they DIDN'T know whether the next banner was going to be their oshiSomeone who knows for sure that his oshi is still months/years away would be able to confidently roll on umas like Pearl without needing to worry about the risk of his oshi suddenly releasing before he can save back up to a spark
>>2818488Overcapped speed, you can't get over 1300 wit without sparks so there's no way to inflate rank like in Unity.
I sometimes feel I play a different game with how much my skill level differs from others with the same time as me
>>2818481friendship TE*
EI EI MUN! MAMBO MUNDAY!!!!10/16I'LL RUN IN IN ABOUT 2 HOURS!!! 874370228743702287437022
>>2818497those don't exist either until you buy four songs
Is Doto the only titcow Uma that /v/ma like for something other than her massive tits?
>>2818504Does anyone actually like Akebono?
>>2818504This is wrong because it would imply people like Doto
>>2818504I don't like Maruzen just for her tits, I like the entire rest of her body as well!
>>2818504
CM Status?
>>2818505I like Bono, she's sweet and won me plat in the first sprint CM
>>2818340I like this alot actually, girls in varsity jackets are cute. and the big thighs are sex
>>2818508Surely with the death of MANT's bias against milelets, Creek's babies will come out of hiding and start running her again. Surely...
>>2818505She harbors the fat fetish audience so she doesn't get talked about much
>>2818340>painted nails>tiny ears>legs look fat>outfit overdesignedThis looks terrible
>>2818516>complaining about painted nails on a gyaru
>>2818504I had to spark Doto and it permanently bricked my account
>>2818520THOSE ones? Yes. They can be TASTEFULLY painted, but those are gross looking. Also, so so long. Like a black womans nails.
>>2818504Dunno about /v/ma as a whole, but personally I like Scarlet because her personality is entertaining and also I think it's cool when she manages to rocket off with a well-timed Red AceI'd like her just as much if she was flatter than Suzuka
>>2818504I would marry Maru
>>2818527she'd take one look at your basement dwelling virgin ass and do a 360 walking away
>>2818516>outfit overdesignedIt's about the same as her regular outfit and if it loses the extra belts it's much less imo.>>2818523They're basically the same. Have you seen this character?
>>2818525Based. She became my kamioshi after running her in the first two CMs. I love watching her run and I'm addicted to Red Ace gamblan.
>>2818529Well duuuuuh. 99.9% of the playerbase would have no chance with a beautiful and popular sportswoman that likes to go clubbing and driving her sports car. I said I would marry her because I like her personality on top of her body, not that I would have a chance with her.
>>2818529>basement dwelling virgin assIt's not my fault! Let me out!
>>2818525>scarlet>personality
>>2818537When I realize that no uma would even look at me irl, especially the extroverted ones like Maru I get pretty sad
>>2818537Fair enough>>2818539Nyooooo
>>2818539You can leave whenever you like, just walk to the exit.
>>2818530Hmm y'know, while she does lose her thunderthighs, there is still a good bit in there
>>2818541You can change into whatever you want. Fix your diet, your wardrobe, do more sports, get some more normal hobbies so that you have common talking point with normies etc. In 5 years you too can be a fuckboi. Or not. But you can change into the best version of yourself, everyone can.
>>2818547In 5 years I'll be called a weirdo if I try to do young people stuff. I can't fix being a sperg
>>2818322
>>2818549So you will do nothing because of what would strangers say? Look man no one gives a fuck. If I see a fat guy in the gym I say "based" because that's where he should be to fix himself. As long as you are not in a playground playing with kids, do whatever you want.Shave, shower, dress better, do sports, and slowly fix yourself. That is all. Whatever you like in your free time is none of my business.t.partially a normoid
>>2818426Me.>>2818453It's all the easier for me that she's my oshi then, huh?
>>2818551>But I yep from thereLike her mouth?
>>2818554Thank you, I'm partially normoid too but I'm bad in socialization and that sort of thing>you will do nothing because of what would strangers say?This has been most of my life experience to be fair. Yes
>>2818559Yephaps...
Is there any reason why Groove's family is all stacked?
>>2818547not him but bro I'm 32 ain't no way that mattersIt's fucking over for anyone above the age of 30expired milk
>>2818564being in this situation and then uttering the word oyakodon loud enough for Ruura to hear
>>2818564Titleholder and Kiseki aren't
>>2818567I'm older than you are and get out way more than I ever did in my 20s
>>2818570Kiseki most definitely is
>>2818571I only like U150 umas so I can't legally find a gf irl
Personally I would only date End Closers
>>2818579Once going to work I saw a flat 1.40m office woman and I thought "damn I would so hard"
>>2818584Insanely based...>>2818582Because they finish last?
>>2818579der/v/chou...
Would camping Dober's unique be worth inheritng for the mile cm?
>>2818582fronts and ends just have that kind of retardation that make their pussy hit different
>>2818455Nakayama is so weird.The game has data for a long dirt race at Nakayama, but it's not selectable in-game.
>>2818575Nah, Kiseki is quite modest afaik. Medium premium at most
>>2818589That skill is only good on Dober herself. The inherited version is only 0.15 speed. Just get triumphant pulse
>The Yen already lost half the value the US/ Japan 87 billion dollars joint intervention gave it, and the Yen 2 year bond yields are the highest they been since 1995.Jesus Japan is going bust. What does this entail to their gatchas?
>>2818605Idk but I'm eyeing a bunch of uma figgies
>>2818608
>>2818554If I see fat people do any form of cardio or bodyweight exercise I respect them a lot, that shit is hard with a lot of added weight.
If Air Grove and Mejiro Ryan mated the foal would be called Ryan Air.
>be me>be making some comic vfx tools for faster lightweight quick and dirty effects>make a fog effect generator>see Bacius's jordan >>2818554>suddenly realize what can be done if I were to release this to publicOh god... This must be how oppenheimer felt before the bombed japan.
>>2818617I don't get it
>>2818615I quite often end up throwing up after cardio, or feel like I will, thankfully I usually do it on an empty stomach so at most what comes out is water
>>2818617nobody likes sweaty/steamy women
>>2818623Gayest post in /v/ma.
>>2818616If Air Groove and Tosen Jordan mated the foal would be called Air Jordan
>>2818620Fog and steam means sexI'm guessing he tested his custom brush on that pic and it became super lewd
>>2818613SHAMONE
>>2818622Well I'm skinny and I also never eat before exercise, it just feels like shit to hardcore cardio with a full stomach
>>2818622you're pushing yourself too hard, you gotta develop some endurance first
>>2818629>Fog and steam means sexis this some "the moon is clouds" joke
>>2818613Is this how she sucks cock?
>>2818592Is there a single uma with natural dirt and long A aptitudes? There's exactly the paizuri gremlin, and absolutely nobody else, even on JP.
>>2818592As I understand it, the entire dirt course is 2500m, but there isn't actually a corresponding race that runs the whole thing.
>>2818613
>>2818637Oguri/Pasa is closest you can get, easily followed by a Maru.
>>2818637yeah, just the (Inari) one
>>2818639The Nakayama dirt course is actually 1502 meters. The 2500m starts on the backstretch and does 1.5 laps.
>>2818620>>2818623>>2818629I wasn't talking about steam...
>>2818637>>2818646It's because there's no long dirt races RL. Inari's aptitude comes from running long turf races.
rooms doko
>>2818637Only Inari gets away with not needing any sparks whatsoever for a hypothetical dirt long.
>>2818617Kek, I knew every drawfag had a sexfog brush of their own>>2818649Holy fuck oh my God
>>2818633I think its mostly my chronic rhintis making it so mucus oftentimes ends up in my throat, which when breathing with any sort of intensity makes it induce vomiting through gag reflex or something, it also makes it difficult to breathe through the nose due to constant blockagesBut enough blogposting
>>2818657Nta, just wanted to say you should be proud and im rootin for ya, old man.
>>2818651And thank fuck for that, this dirt CM with a flat fuck Friday course has given us a sneak peek into the hypothetical hell of a long dirt CM
>>2818656It's not a brush. Anyone can use this, hence my apprehension.
>>2818663All my S+ Rudolfs getting sent to the glue factory.
>>2818659I am 27 years old...
>>2818649>>2818666This is fucking amazing, thank you DrawElderGod
>>2818668prehistoric toreinah-san...
>>2818651>there's no long dirt races RLThere is one...
>>2818668Oh...im 36. Rip.
>>2818663A new era
I have never had this bad of luck when it came to mutating aces. I have the highest affinity parents possible, dirt sparks in 5 out of 6 slots, most of them being 3*, and on the main parents, and still, it won't even give me ONE. I've had better luck getting distance S with horrible affinitylet parents in every CM prior to this, but it can barely even give me ONE inspiration, and NEVER in classic year, so I stay waiting until senior year for the off chance I'll get two, most of the time I don't even get one. Mind you I'm not even worried about Medium S. I just want a Dirt A, but the game refuses to give it to me despite rigging all of the odds in my favor.
mile rooma4752 4396Just want to see if she gasses out.
>>2818680The chances of gassing out are slim.It's your spurt ratio that will get affected if you're understammed, and that's hard to measure without tools
>>2818651the tokyo daishoten was 3000m when he won it, which would be possibly the worst cm of all time if they put that in
>>2818590Ends seem more mentally ill than retarded. Doomers, girlfailures, edgy teens, the Gold Clan Gene, schizos and more.
>>2818680Anon, you have over 500 stamina with freaking gold+white recovery. And you're far from speed cap+don't have Mile S. You're overstammed as hell when you combine all of that. Get 1600 speed+Mile S and then you may need to consider a white recover with sub 550 stamina.
>>2818677FUCK oshigods, KILL oshigods, BEHEAD oshigods, shit in their throats and throw them off the highest buildingt. Cygames
>>2818688it wouldn't be an achievement if it was easy would it?
>>2818680hakuhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=Qv9ezbtkfGDdqJr5284QikhtEveryone in the lobby had at least 62 spare HP for full spurt (mouseover last spurt column to check)
>>2818688I did THREE Mutants in the previous CM with parents that were nowhere near as affinitymaxed as this and yet this time the game doesn't want me to have ONE mutant. I thought my luck was shit then when it took 40 runs to get what I needed for ONE mutant but then right before the CM as I was trying optimize, every single run I was getting mutated to Sprint A or sometimes even S, without fail, this happened six runs in a row, but only RIGHT before the CM started.
>Compare the groovespawn's bust sizes>All pretty much the same except Kiseki who is a little smaller>And then there's Titleholder who's practically flat in comparison and she's shorterThe hell happened to her
>>2818681>>2818687>>2818693Thanks. That was just a first attempt, didn't know that gourmand would be over kill.
>>2818697janny ran out of eggs
>>2818697adopted but don't tell her
>>2818697She wanted to hold the title of flattest Groove spawn.
>>2818697frontrunning gives a debuff to cup size
>>2818702>titletholder
>>2818697Resting bitch face is a dominant gene apparently
>>2818697Looking at this I'm thinking degree of autism.
>>2818699The track has big downhill in late race, this massively reduces stamina needed.
>Finally get around to reading the event story>As soon as they exit the game at the end, Ticket immediately says that it reminded her of the DAAAHHHBYYYYYYFucking lmaoI hadn't even noticed that she hadn't mentioned the dahby while they were in the game
>>2818708DAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>2h left to get into Group A>Still no DirtHOg
>>2818711rest in dirt shoes flatliner
>>2818711Should've stayed in Group B
>>2818709DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2818697>look into Titleholder's pedigree>see the name of his great-grandsireholy shit
Surely you wouldn't lump in your dear childhood friend with the likes of the rest of the mostly mentally ill end closers, right?
>>2818718Literally WHOma
>>2818718I will never fuck Spespawn
>>2818713I started playing again this week. I gotta accept that I won't catch up for this scenario
>>2818722
>>2818722>I will never fuckftfy
>>2818718>Personality is "i wub my torena"Don't care
>>2818723Wrong. You can fight with lesser cards. And mile needs much less stamina.
>>2818714I am in Group B, I want A for the carats
>>2818718I have heard literally nothing about this newma besides her being (You)r childhood friend gf, which makes me wonder why she's apparently popular amidst a sea of like 100 other umas who are all also for (You)What's her deal? Surely there must be SOME substance to her character beyond waifu pandering
>>2818723>I won't catch up for this scenariobro it takes a few days to learn. This scenario is going on for four more months. You have a good chunk of global sending out auto umas to die in CMs right now. I literally learned how to play GL three days ago and I'm in group A
RISE AND SHINE FAGS713625477136254771362547Mile rooma, I had a gay day at work so I wanna have some fun
>>2818730My problem isn't the cards, it's the skill, I'm getting filtered by GL>>2818733I have 2h left, not 2 days sadly
>>2818391Runaway is worse than base suzucute but shes decent
>do comfy open league with shitty B dirt oguri uma>Get to group A>sleepopen is just more peaceful, less stress, and no building ace bullshit
>>2818730>this is the F2P deck now
>>2818736This CM is pure slop anyway, genuinely one of the lamest CMs ever. So do the rest of your sets and if you don't make it this time, stay comfy in B for now and get em next time.
>>2818736> I'm getting filtered by GLIt will click in a week.
>>2818589It wont give carryover unless its a delayed proc but its good mid race
>>2818739If I was gonna do open I would just send autorun umas, sounds comfy but I have too much fun trying to amass plats
Watching these melt at breakneck speed is worse than getting raped by the Tachyon banner. I'm going to be bricked permanently soon.
>>2818740That's like f2p + umaroller level, most would have either another gacha speed or wit card mlb on top of that by now
>>2818697She sacrificed her titties for strength, large tits are easy to grab in a fight
>>281844817/18!
>>2818749h-haha, yeah, sure...
>>2818749NTA but having yeppers is a big advantage. The whale UF+ Xoguris I go against often wind up borrowing Yeppers just to get NSM. There are still people out there that don't have Finemo, and got unlucky with their rolls so have a 0LB LH at best so yeah you can definitely get worse than that as a f2p
>reading that Jungle Pocket's irl yell after the derby was way more likely because he was spooked by the crowdCatastrophic aura loss
>>2818734>Speed diffedACK951744849517448495174484I really like how pace chasers feel this CM
>>2818748You get 200 carats a day if you just spam auto runs right now. A refill is 10 carats, a lot of the people in my club said they're spamming them.
bros...
>>2818756There is no way NSM is worth relying on Bijin's broke ass to carry your wit.>But look at this high roll
>>2818757shut up zoomer
Jesus christ dude
>>2818718>Personality is "i wub my toreina"I care
>>2818745didn't even use auto, I just grabbed whatever oguri I had from the old days and called it a dayhell this one is from 5 months ago, I remember using her for some old cms back when I still trying to get into graded leagues (my first and last time I lucked myself into group A back in the day)
NSM is super inconsistent on miles but is nimble nav worth it for the lane movement?
>>2818763People aren't borrowing Bijin for wit, they're doing it because No Stopping Me is that fucking good especially on Oguri who doesn't have to run Stamina/power for this 2-3 wit, 2 speed, LH. Most of the whales I've seen are borrowing yeppers, so yes she does have utility because there's really not much else for Xog to run in this race. NSM is one of the strongest accels you can grab for her
>>2818760Why would you use carats when you still have bottles though?
>>2818768Definitely looks like an open winner to me
>>2818771The carats are there for when you run out of bottles. The idea is that it's okay to use 10 carats to refill when you make them all back from doing autoruns and then some. It makes more sense to do it during half TP + double rewards right now which goes on for the next 20 days or so. Then it will only be 100 carats a day but that's still pretty decent.
>>2818759Humiliation ritual864013858640138586401385
>>2818760>200 carots a dayWhat?
>>2818769If you have the spare SP for it, I think it can help.
>>2818765
>>2818779I swear early roomas are the funniest
>>2818782Yes, you can farm carats by just doing autoruns. Check your training report, second tab and scroll down after a run where you do lots of G1s. Some runs have you netting 40-80 carats. One more reason to stop flatlining and start spamming auto careers
>>2818779>SS dotostats?
>>2818782Daily carat rewards from races are doubled
>>2818769nimble nav is generally cheap and on most parents, to me it's a no-brainer unless you're running front or something
>>28187796/9Come join with whatever you got! You can bring 1 2 or 3 i don't care.
Distance S never ever ;_;
I have BNW's song stuck in my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyA8qiqo-XAEven though I like their other song betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ieS3jZXSE
>>2818793I wasn't able to join a single dirt room because I dragged my feet with learning GL and am still doing last minute aces. Don't even have mile parents so gonna be a while before I can join rooms
Never had more than 30 carats even from fan runs and never had full 200 despite running auto 16 hours/day
>>2818779SUZUKINO895700038957000389570003
>>2818799Do you check the training report after each run? Even if you only get 10-20, you do that 10 times in one day and you're hitting cap
>>2818740Here, this would be the barebones cheapest deck. Probably could highroll a UG5+ Oguri.
>>2818788Reheated Gemini mutation attempt... I wasn't expecting her to do much...
>>28188013/9Ill make this the last one since there doesn't seem to be much interest right now
>>2818808>interestI'm interested but like I said, I have nothing, not even grandparents so yeah, I can't join
>>2818803I get 10 once every three or four runs maybe, didn't see more than 20 for more than a weekSeriously seething at people who claim that their carat stash is visibly increasing from autoing
>>2818808If only more people joined rooms
>>2818756ITA, yeppers is a MASSIVE advantage that combines with FM padding the yeppers card quality. Won me four to five CMs due to NSM.ALSO - for anons that didn't blow a selector - yeppers is good enough at LB1, MLB-ing isnt that important.
>>2818811Honestly sounds like bad luck. I just did a manual run where I got 15 carats easy and I wasn't even spamming G1s, that was an ace run. If you're just looking at the "stash" increase, it's easy to miss slight gains. If you keep track of how many carats you get with the report at the end of the run, it's much easier to track.
>>2818814>editing that small is "incredible OC" nowweird flex but okay
>>2818808i'm still waiting on pearl and power ruby to start making the rest of my acesthere's probably quite a few people waiting on ruby at least
>>2818801A fine victory for the emperor of umankind!Thanks for coming, more after I do my dirtslop runs.
>>2818811Bizarre, I've seen as much as 60 carats from a single run and don't even check all that often. But from the ones I've checked I'd assume 20-30 carats to be average from fan runs.
>>2818814I don't even think it is OC. He's talking about a brush. It's ambiguous. Extremely sexy pic tho I will say that.
>>2818818It's a tool to edit. Like he can host it and people will be able to make pictures into hot and sweaty versions.
>>2818811I'm doing other shit+i can quickly set up game at work so my umas are auto-training like 12+ hours a day. It is visibly going up and im rolling sparks too.
>>2818815Oh I definitely blew my selector, too many cards right now I needed to level up. Wish I had a yeppers but it just wasn't fated to be.
Did someone say flex?
>>2818765She's a big girl
>>2818818>>2818828>>2818829Isn't the Light Hello pic made by the Palmerbro drawGod from here? I had never seen it before, maybe I made a huge mistakeI'm sorry, I'm so sorry
>>2818832One other tip if you pull -if youre willing to blow 20 bux on a selector and eat LB2 on a scenario due to poor pulls, you can MLB that card on the next one due to free+paid selector.
>>2818836OC? OC DEEZ NUTZ
>>2818820Thanks for hosting
>>2818840You talking about Ramonu? We didn't get a selector this time unfortunately
>>2818845Ramonu, any SSR. Maybe you roll one of the specialized middle scenario pulls but dont want to spend 60k carats on it.
>>2818787>>2818789I feel like you're pulling my leg but I'll watch my next both.
>>2818847Yeah that's good advice. As far as I understand it, 1.5 anniversary is the only one that doesn't get paid selectors, but from 2.0 and onwards it becomes a regular thing. I'll keep it in mind
>>2818855If you get a pair of shoes,its doubled. Simple as.
>>2818836apology not accepted, you will be raped by a pack of ningen hags tonight
>>2818855You'd be surprised man, and no I thought it was bullshit too until I looked at it. Check the training report before you close out the run, second page scroll down
NOOOOOOOOOO SINCE WHEN IS THE LINE SO HIGH? THIS IS MY BEST SCORE EVER
>>2818836Seppuku incoming
>>2818862Anon...retention was at 920+ yesterday. A new scenario dropped which allowed people to inflate their TT to UF+ umas...there are guys breaking 1M points easy now. Learn GL and remake your TT team
About to watch the EDP445 documentary. Whats a good uma career to have in the background?
>>2818860I want to die, I'm so sorry, I hope you can forgive me, I hate this, I'm so sorry. This is humiliating
>>2818869You mean like a new career? why don't you watch the documentary so you can learn something. Just plug in an auto run and put the phone away
>>2818869>EDP445 documentaryJesus Christ, don't do that
>>2818870Dude you got major issues. Genuinely no one cares.
>>2818866>lets check the whales
I need to do my day 2 entries but I haven't had my afternoon nap yet
>>2818869Rickey is the shotacon uma so
>>2818869Nishino
Huh, thats silly. Its 6 wits deck.
>>2818874How bad could it be?
>>2818873Nahhh not new. I just want something comfy to play in the background while I watch it
>>2818873>you can learn somethingYou are not learning anything in that shit
>>2818889NTA but it's unironically gross as fuck, tho extremely funny and over the top
>>2818862your auto aces?
>>2818888Furashu got her engineering degree
>>2818873>learn something
>>2818891>>2818874For some reason I just assumed EDP445 was some kind of weird history event/conspiracy. Turns out it's some shitty as e-celebrity?Why would you ever watch a "documentary" on that?
>>2818893I don't know how to make auto TT aces, I've seen people make them but mine have dogshit stats and skills. Yes, I am using 3 pal cards
>>2818898>Yes, I am using 3 pal cardsMaybe that's your problem. Just do like a speed and wit deck with light hello man.
>>2818897It some fatass nigger bitching about people from what I've seenHe is also a pedophile, like proven one, no idea how he still hasn't been arrested
>>2818897Because he's a blatant pedophile, got caught in a sting operation on Youtube which botched the chances of getting him in prison and now he lives as a free lolcow
>>2818869Hey, at least watch some uma relevant documentaries.https://youtu.be/6UBQ4noMV68?si=Ds4HMlIq7XXXw64M
>>2818902Oh, now i remember. It was the fat black niggga who streamed himself with tabs of open club points. He's not arrested yet? He should be
>>2818901You are not getting any golds that way, not a single card will end their chain
>>2818897>why would /v/ laught at lolcows and talk about ecelebs EDP445 is some gross fat ass that got caught a few years ago trying to fuck underage girls and courting them by sending shit and cock pics. But then he walked away scot free and he's pretty much bragging about the whole thing. Some other lolcows like Chris Chan show up in the documentary I hear.
>>2818897Mike Plum did a great job at making the thing (somehow even got Chris Hansen to participate)i just used it as a background noise, really>>2818902he still can be, until like 2027 if i recall.he wasnt because the "sting operation" was made by some youtubers and they fucked up badly, so bad in fact that most of their shit cant be used in court
>>2818903>got caught in a sting operation on Youtube which botched the chances of getting him in prisonretarded ass clout chasers fucking everything up? color me surprisedbut still I would never watch a documentary on that, sounds like a waste of time
>>2818910>Some other lolcows like Chris Chan show up in the documentary I hear.Wake me up when Dobson or Pamperchu are in it
>>2818870Could be worse, at least you're not the /v/ma Danchou
I liked the literature discussion episode better
>>2818908You can still get a UF uma and easily inflate your score though. It's really not that hard to stay in class 6 lol, I have 5 UG+ umas, not even UF and I'm still keeping my head above water
>>2818903>he livesnot for long, his health is bad (who wouldve guessed) and if he misses an appointment at the hospital he will die. he could lose 100kg to be eligible for a liver transplant, but he wont
>>2818913>>2818915Fucking Chris Hansen appears on it, it's disgusting but also kinda funny. I think my moral compass is not that fucked to enjoy watching a pedo gloating about getting away with other internet lolcows chiming in
>>2818918whats your favourite book featuring a fat bastard?
I've never been promoted to class 6
>>2818918there is an unfortunate amount of younglings here that have an unhealthy fixation with e-celebrities/vtubers/and otherwise garbage internet """culture"""
Xitter greeted me with a nice pic for Believebros (yes, they are DOZENS)
>>2818919Don't golds matter more than score though? I hope I can finally retain 6 on this scenario, I've never retained class 6 and I play since launch. TT is very hard
>>2818927i love this artist, the way he draws faces is fascinating
>>2818921If you want to watch a documentary about a pedo, why not something interesting like a serial killer? Chris Hansen was funny in to catch a predator but who the hell cares about him as a person
>>2818898skill issue, these jobbers give me a milly and that's more than enough for the whole scenario at least i hope so
>>2818924Lolita
>>2818915>mfw I will never be Randy Pitchford>mfw I will never be Pamperchu>mfw I will never be JustinRPG>mfw I will never be Dobson>mfw I will never be Boogie2988>mfw I will never be Cosmo>mfw i will never be DSPGaming>mfw I will never be Brianna Wu>mfw i will never be Chris Chan>mfw i will never be EvaXephon>mfw i will never be Bob Chipman>and importantly of all I will NEVER, EVER be Anthony Burch
>>2818931Personally, I'll enjoy watching Pattinson's rendition of him in PRIMETIME
>>2818929You will get golds simply by completing the career. Like I said, I'm class 6, I've barely remade my team since MANT. I have a handful of UG umas and I'm keeping my head above water. If I had a full team of UFs, it wouldn't matter how many damn golds I had. I'd be retaining for the rest of the scenario. Just remake your team. The shit you're talking about is minmaxing for high scores as in getting on the leaderboards. You don't need to be THAT autistic to stay in class 6, it's way easier than you think. Do 1-2 run for a TT uma and move on.
>>2818927>they are DOZENSI would be surprised if there are more than fingers on my hands(7)
>>2818927HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2818936>I will NEVER, EVER be Anthony BurchGod I hadn't seen this classic in a while
>>2818936I wanna see DSP participating in a CM in uma musume
>>2818902He is for some reason blessed with the fact the people trying to stop him are the most incompetent clout chasers ever
>>2818932>9 GoldsJesus Christ, the most I got was like 7. Though I have a problem with somehow not having a single copy of SSR Riko after hundreds and hundreds of pulls and literally imagining I had one to the point I believed it
>>2818936>I will NEVER, EVER be Anthony Burch+5 mood up
>>2818448Full! Starting at :20.
>>2818936>mfw I will never be JustinRPGYJK this guy would be in /v/ma
>>2818936>I will NEVER, EVER be Anthony BurchMAN I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN FOREVER
40 minutes until judgement day anon. Confess your sins so that you may go with a clean conscience
>>2818949from my experience 2 cards with 4 pals finish both their chains in 75% of runs, so it's kinda the optimal way of doing this, use ssr anishizawa instead of riko if you have her but she's a second agemasen pal and those still can fuck you overalso ideally it's 10 golds on umas with 2 good pot skills but i'm bondmaxxing and not scoremaxxing
>>2818962I swapped my stamina debuffers to full on dominators for round 2
>>2818964Thats what you SHOULD do though
>>2818962While prepping for this CM I spent more time on my xog than my oshi
>>2818963>if you have herI don't, I only have SSR Tazuna and LH, my Riko is R
>>2818962Forgive me sister, for I have lusted for my trainee.
>>2818964Killing everyone is satisfying and it can automatically win you races, but when you get matched against someone who knows how to properly build their umas, your stamina debuffers don't do shit and it's infuriating. That's why I also switched to dominatorsI'm sure there's gonna be a cheeky bastard here who will gamble by bringing stamina debuffers to their finals and actually hit it big, but I think dominators are the way to go
>>2818962I got stuck in Ardan's basement and all I got was this stupid T-shirt
>>2818962i've lost the flame in my eyes, i'm fine with running full nigger meta now
>August 10thAlright anon, lets make this nice and easy. Hand over a spot in the A+ clubs and no one gets hurt
>>2818918Same, I want my comfy thread back AIEEEEEEE
>>2818979How many fans are you willing to commit to?
Inspiration chances need to be quadrupled to fix the game
>>2818987/hug/ energy
>>2818989This guy gets it. And make it so that event chains always finish. Boom, game fixed.
>>2818718>most common wife art is mentally ill end closer chud wivesHow do they do it?
Im unsure if anyone mentioned it but /ourguy/ white abarrio officially retired, have a good life ojisan!
>>2818991yeah exactly, those 2 things and the game would be 10 times better without even touching on the dogshit gacha, could I hostile takeover at Cygames?
>>2818989>>2818991>hope i don't gamble today>gamble factory
>>2818997It's still gambling but it's a video game, it's supposed to be fun first
>>2818997Not an argument, even in the context of a gacha game. It's just straight up bad game design no matter how you slice it.
>>2818448In spite of Ryan and Dober's best efforts, McQueen takes two of the top three spots, with the anime alt taking the top of the podium!Thanks for joining!Some pics of the race:Overhead: https://litter.catbox.moe/6e954bpwit2qtm9n.pngStarting Gates: https://litter.catbox.moe/t1eus7pli0wjdty2.pngFinal Corner: https://litter.catbox.moe/tb8kdefq1rps0i64.png
>be a casualfag>pull to 100 on card banners>get no LH, 1 tachy>"nah man, ill save for umas">got quite a bit of jims>"wait, if i donate ill be able to spark LH and get out of borrowjail">i think cyjews are actual jews, what the hell
>>2818927Nice vagina bones.
>>2819009>one morealright neighas, help needed!do i spark to get 0LB Light HelloORMLB Tachyon?
Anyone mind helping me out find a good nishino borrow for the CM?
>>2819015LH tbdesu
>finally get the dirt inspiration (THREE in classic year)>genuinely one of the lowest runs, SP song missing already, speed in a horrible state, Maruzensky and Tachyon not even at rainbow before summer yearGenuinely fuck this game and if you tell me to make better parents I will strangle you
meanwhile, LAST CHANCE TO GET IN MUNDAY!!!! STARTING IN 58743702287437022
>>2819015Spark hello, crystal tachyon. Congrats, you're set for the scenario
>>2819015MLB Tachyon if you like pace chasers, you'll use it for a longer period of time than LH. Maybe consider sparking LH and uncapping Tachyon with a gem if that's also an option.
>>2819020>MILD HYPEFUCK WHY NOW
Where will this release? I find Ryan sexually attractive
>>2818857>>2818861Huh, well what do you know.
>>2819026WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SOOOOOOOONGS FUUUUCK WHY NOWWWWW
the last time I saw a 3* stamina spark was during ura finale
>>2819026>Literally some of the worst song/shop RNG on top of horrible training RNGFuck this game so much, I am never going to have this inspiration again. Why did it have to be in the shittiest run possible
I wish there was a way for autofan runs to glue themselves after finishing, should be a button at the end of career
>>2819021OUR HEROES!!!!!
>Jordan>Opera>Vodka>Grass>Fall Rudolf>Fine>FujiThere's too many Umas I want to run and I can't decide
>>2819006LET'S FUCKING GOO MEJIRO MCQUEEEEENNN
>>2819039>Fall Rudolfwell help her get up then, damn
I am deathly afraid of how brutal I expect group A to be
this looks like it could be an album cover
>>2819035>Tissue during raffle eventNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>2819043Ah yes, my favorite umas: Ei, Ei, and Mun
>mfw i got my first UFI LOVE GL
>>2819047Fuck you
>>2818936Feels good to be none of these as well as none of our thread schizos.Yeah, I'm thinking I won.
>>2819006Thanks for the race. I love McQueen.
>>2819020have you tried making better grandparents
Mun!
>>2819042Probably not that different from round 1. Anyone who wants to make it is able to because of the amount of auto select jobbers in global server.
>>2818962I ordered concert tickets despite quitting.
>>2819043they look MAD!
>>2819001>It's still gambling but it's a video game, it's supposed to be fun firstIt's a gacha, it's supposed to keep you engaged first actually
>>2819057It's not keeping me engaged because the dogshit mechanics make me play less and less as time goes on
>>2819055Why are you still here? This is the vidya thread if you're not playing anymore then you shouldn't be here
>>2819055You're just a secondary now brochacho
>>2819053nobody actually has sexual thoughts about mun right? not that you can't, I just find it hard to imagine
>>2819053she should be bigger and sluttier
>>2819056Mob umas BTFO
>>2818994Was great he shat on Sovereign and that other horse during that one G2 everyone was gassing up for.
>>2819055Thats just called being a >casual, its not really a sin worthy of repentance.
>>2819062Mambo was near the top in the wife material poal
matikanetannhauser should be nigger and sluttier
>>2819027>Ryan is a Texas Rangers fan Huh.
>>2819058Abandon dirtslopEmbrace the mile
>>2819058You matter less then the whale they've got hooked who's chasing a Fast Learner + Inspo hit that might realize other video games are fun and stop throwing their money at Cygames
>>2819062i mean...
>>2819071MileKINO is the point of self actualization of toreinas
Ahem...got a little heated there, my apologies
People bring anything to the CM
>>2819071>>2819075milcasinos are filler just like dirts
>>2819076but have you tried?
>>2819076A little neigha moment here and there keeps us sane, become unconquerable
>>2819056AND MUN WINS!!! heres the winner! Good race, and good luck in the next MUNDAY!!!
>>2819038Why isn't my Mun in this photo?!?!
>>2819082camera got the lens too narrow, gomen gomen
>>2819047Wuv you
>>2818962I...slapped alot of slavs in the past week
>>2819079I tried a lot harder than my event chains this run, that's for damn sure
>>2819081Stamina was a gaslight...
GOOD EVENING PEQUOD CREW, TONIGHT WE ARE TESTED ONCE AGAIN
>>2819088>Shitmael
>>2819076You deserve it, I got 2 of my mutants done in less than 10 attempts and then spent 2 weeks and then some on the last one + remaking a legacy for her, and in the end I'm using one I made before remaking parents
>>2819088Today is the real test. No way there are going to be as many autotrained umas in group A
>>2819076Its all good in da hood. Now get ready to fuckin board
>>2819091Nigger shut the fuck up, I hope you keel over TODAY.
This is my first CM and first group A I am very excited for it
>>2819091
>>2819098>first CM>first group AImpressive record newfag-kun. Try to keep up
>>2819098Goodluck anon!
>>2819096>>2819099I mean he deserves to bitch and moan, the inheritance system is gay and defending it is gay.t. mutates for every CM
>>2819094I'M NOT BOARDING NO MOTHER FUCKING PEQUOD WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK I'M DOING LAST MINUTE ACESI HOPE YOUR SHIP SINKS NIGGA FUCK YOU
>>2819099Shit, didn't mean to reply.
Today is the day, 17 CMs of failure, but this one will be the first I win and make it to finals A. Watch me bros, i will surpass all of you.
I'm not going in
>Lost by a headThat race was mine but I got pinned behind Breeze Chopper chopper for too long!I'll kick your asses next time!So close every Munday...
This is the worst run of my life
>>2819108Good luck anon but remember: there is no honor at sea
>>2819108>17 CMs of failure, but this one will be the first I win and make it to finals AI'm sorry anon but... this *is* the 17th CM of failure.
>>2819111...so far
>>2819097>>2819099*kisses her hand*
>>2819114Yeah my bad im thinking this is 18th, i will not fall i have no intentions of going gently
Best of luck, go give em hell faggots
>>2819097>>2819099tiny hand
When are shitter hours bros?
>>2819124RIGHT NOW GOGOGOGOGO
>>2819108Good luck with that.
>>2819124Whenever (You) decide to queue up
Ohhh yeah, now its time
>>2819124spread out your attempts, there are no 'designated' shitter hours
I'm gonna try ONCE right now and if I get raped by 20 xoggers then shitter hours it is
GO NOW ITS EASY PICKINGS
Got my one win.See you in group B finals
GOGOGO
Remember to thank her for your plat.
>already qualifiedHO HO HEE HOO
Debuffers are so GAY
Where is my Swinging Maestro?Where is my professor of curvature? WHERE ARE ANY DECENT WHITES?WHERE DID THEY ALL GO??
bros... i dont feel so good...
>qualifiedWelp
>>2819143Sorry, I ate them...
Well that wasn't too hard.
>got queued against the same guy TWICE wtf dead game
>0-5IT'S WORSE THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED
>*KILLS ALL YOUR ENEMIES*the MVP lmao
>4x debuffers every racefug
I failed to get into A with my NUnity XOg, I didn't even get to do all the runs, I should've done it earlier. I am an absolute failure, I didn't fail to get into A since 2025, I am actually becoming worse
Wow this is terminal debuffslop, still pretty easy tho
>>2819152god, this natie is fucking sexo, fuark
>everyone has decent stami wonder why
>>2819154>Play worse scenario>Get a worse horse>Wtf bros????
>>2819154You started late no? Thats aight. Just enjoy comfy group B gibs.
All 5 of my races in my first try were Xog+double debuffers. Fuck this game it can't EoS for all I fucking care.
>5 rounds>all had oguriBruh
>>2819164can EoS*****
>13 debuffers in first 4 roomsNot looking good...
>do ONE attempt>5-0Yuuuuup
There should be some shit where if there are more debuffers than aces in a room everyone loses.
>>2819169Mediums are no man's land anon. Embrace the MILE
>>2819145HOLY FUCK WE'RE SO BACK SHOUTOUT TO THE RICE TOOL NIGGA
It's just that shrimple
>know that we have confirmation that shitter hours and whale hours are in fact real>know you have a weak team>Blow runs at the opening gate when there are minimal shitters in the ghost pool
GIVE ME MY DAMN 5-0 AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>literally every lobby is double dom slop>xogs still jobJesus christ
>>2819179they're literally not real you retarded faggot
>>2819179>shitter hours and whale hours are in fact realcan i have a scientific paper on that topic?
I love being in a stress free environment
>>2819184Not him, they are dumbass. A wider pool of weaker umas means less chance of a tryhard lobby
Where is the soul this CM
>3/5>3/5>4/5>5/5If you aren't playing Xoguri + 2 Dominators or Exodia Rickey + 2 Dominators don't even bother my god I've never seen a Day 2 this consolidated
>Rickey with 4 greens.Thanks for the free wins.
>>2819190Oguri ate it
>all of these weakling trainers that got through to round 2Holy fuck bourbon really killed CMs forever
I'm going in lads, my goal is 1 (one, uno) win to get into B finals. Anything more than that is a bonus.
>>2819197So im not the only one finding complete krill out there too?
>>2819162Yes I did but I hoped to slip into A with a Max Speed Medium S thing from NUnity. Now I'll be late for both this CM and the Mile one
>>2819190I was planning on mutating this CM but even 5 borrows a day autorun parents didn't give me the dirt sparks I needed
I'm free.Now I can go work on my mile team.
This will be the only sovlful room of the round, I think.
>>2819184>>2819187Fact: CMs run on ghost teams that log your team when you register for the roundAs such, we know that the pool at the start is made up of a much smaller sample size since it's only made up of people who queue out of the gate. Longer you wait = more ghosts in pool = more bad players in pool = shitter hours are real
>>2819193Qualified with my oshi+xog team but for some reason xog got every single win for me this time around. I'm considering entering xog+debuffers in finals now to have a chance at plat.
3-2 first ticket we take thosetime to relax until finals
>>2819200Im getting a ton of SS aces in my lobbies, which is fine for round 1 but totally not normal for round 2Im running turbometa but even oshiplayers can win easily against these guys
>everyone busy with the CM will fall behind me, who elected to spam fan runs instead
>>2819113>>2819114>>2819127I AM GOING TO DO IT!!!!!! PLEASE BELIEVE IN ME!!!!
This is going to take a while
>2-3>2-3>2-3>4-1That's another CM survived successfully if I say so myself. Almost every room had Xog and debuffers I fucking HATE Ooi and how goddamn flat it is.
>>2819211Sorry B-group-vlos, but im running a fan run auto as we speak
>>2819213Good job anon, keep your fighting spirit up. I am so proud of you.
>>2819216So she's okay if I look at em e?
>>2819193my lates have been hitting 5th/6th pretty consistently and outspeeding the xogsif more people had built late rickey/xog i'd be fucked but they didn't
God damn it everyone is saying how easy this CM is and if I just hadn't been a fucking retard and learned GL when I had to I would've made a bomb XOg and have the easiest shot at plat ever. Now I'm stuck in B and I'll remain a platlet my whole life I can't do anything right
What a shitty CM>bunch of jobbers>debuffers>xog everywhere Xog isn't even that menacing.
dirt races are unnatural and immoral
https://youtu.be/EKjmFrLMu3g?si=BCA7lqq-SUssuZmr
Shitter hours aren't real since we have the ghost system
>got my win in group Byup yup that was a great CM for meostukaresamaback to farming fans
>>2819223There's an anon in this very thread who has failed every single CM and right now its his first time qualifying, its okay. You must temper your fighting spirit
>Hakodate>HanshinCAN NOBODY BUILD RICKEY CORRECTLYYOU NEED GREENS THAT ACTUALLY WORK
>0-5>4-1>3-2>1-4Yup yup, my A Finals 3rd place handouts are secured once again and my pulling plan remains on trackThank you DigiGOAT
Made it in on my last try.
THIS JUST IN, DEBUFFERS IN SHAMBLES!
>>2819230Bro, most people can't even build a competent front. You think they can build rickeyxodia?
>>2819227Anon how do you think ghosts get in the system?
>>2819235This
>my backliners are 4th and 7th when late race starts>my backliners are 4th and 7th when late race starts>my backliners are 4th and 7th when late race startsI'm this close to becoming a frontfag.
Seeing how bad the botting issue has been and how many third rates have made it through makes me wonder just how much easier Open league might be right now
Holy shit, I'm in. My retarded, B Dirt having, mutation ass made it to A finals.
>>2819205Fact: The aces in the pool are carried over from previous days and rounds. The longer you wait = more time for people to remake their aces = more good players in the pool = shitter hours are now.I can make shit up too.
>>2819230There are SO many Rickeys that brought Muddy it's crazy. Plus it seems like some people didn't get the memo that Collaborative Races does work this time
oguri game
>>28192401st-rate!
>>2819244>Dirt race>Wet conditions works>Muddy doesn't?I almost made the same mistake.
>>2819234wow two agneses
REALLY?
>>2819235THEY SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE SKILLS THAT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL
Huh, didn't expect that.
>go 15-0>do my last run>0-5YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. MY WIN RATE IS BRICKED
If you ran oguri, you did not beat the game
>Frontspam room with Runaway PalmerFronters are the enemy, even on dirt.
This CM was my one shot at an easy plat and I fucked it up
yeah you raped the game
>>2819213You can do it!
Ulala...
>>2819254t. double Dom user
>>2819230In round 1 I saw an Oguri with three recoveries, none of which were triple 7 or u=ma2. Here's your most competitive server bro.
>>2819254You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Hey, Rickey won one. Im happy.
Oguri's legs are starting to do something for me..
>>2819262I want the apple, not the tree
it's okay lads, I used Oguri and didn't make it into group A
>>2819259She's doing her best!
>the true villain of this CM goes unnoticed keep blaming oguri guys
I WUV DigiGOAT
>>2819268She's the Cranky Kong of the Xoghog crew. If you know, you know.
>>2819268Shes the fucking worst
>3/5, 2/5, 2/5, 1/5Got in my first run but Jesus Christ the amount of debuffers I got was actually insane. Even saw a debuff Neicha win when in a lobby with every single Uma but my own three having murmur so everything fucking died.
>find a dirt A Seiun>600 stam and no gold healsBro; I was rooting for you. Don't do this to yourself.
ogurislop > rickey mouse cup
We're outsourcing our debuffers to BourbonGPT now.Next I'll run into a bugged Yaeno with 1300 stamina.
>>2819269As usual she's been my HERO this CM with my highest winrate.If I can get back to back Ms Victorias with her that will make this CM at least tolerable
WE WUV YOU DIGIGOAT
>>2819249Can’t believe you doxxed Saar like that
It's the Suzuka of dirt, Suzuka!
This CM is the funniest shit ever
>>2819272Yeah this is among the worst CMs even if many CMs are like this
Think about it.
>>2819281ITS HAPPENING AGAIN BROS.
>>2819275I expected more from Rickey, they almost never won. But that could just be most of the playerbase not knowing how to use her. The proper ones were scary but there weren't a lot.
I ran into this XOgger
>>2819284This IS the worst CM of all time, it being really easy does not excuse it as terrible
>>2819281So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Groundwork, we can blame witchecks, we can praise Suzuka's efforts, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Training, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Falcon and the dirters, but MASSIVE Training effectiveness is desperately needed in senior year. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances next dirt CM. Not playing like this. What do you think, /sfg/? #FALCOIN or #FALCOUT?
>>2819289Bro gassed out once and said never again
>>2819281No...
>>2819289I'm actually more offended by the Lane Legerdemain than the three midrace gold heals.
>>2819295I honestly doubt the trainer was smart enough to even consider gassing out with those three heals. It popped ult mid race.
>3-2>3-2>3-2>3-2
I am glad this shit is over and I can enjoy miles
>>2819298He had a Tachyon so he could’ve had Cone What May which makes it even more baffling.
>>2819009>banners ended just nowholy fuck i got in in time, god damn!sidenote:Tachyon can be used a generalist speed card, right? or is she a pacebro exclusive (in and outside of GL)
I pray to Shiraoki-sama that I get put into a shitter finals group.
So, whats the /v/erdict
>>2819309Generalist until pasa comes around then pacer
4/3/2/2Hope my finals lobby is as easy as the first entry.
>>2819310I was the middle panel first and thought it was a Nine sols screenshot lmao
>>2819311I missed a shot at the easiest plat ever and I will never forgive myself
>>2819309Generalist until el condor pasa, then. Pace and used until almond fraud
Secret flat Maru detected?...
>>2819287My Rickey had a 40% win rate in round 1, but I agree that most of the other ones I saw were just poorly built.
>>2819311Aids to build for, aids to race, easy as piss.
>>2819311i'm getting thrown to group B next cm
Enough dirtslop, can we get some MILE rooms?
>>2819311My resolve is wavering. I can't beat the xog.
Truly an Oguri game huh
>>2819311Smart Falcon hosts "worst CM ever" asked to leave the /v/ictory stakes.
>>2819311No one likes it and Smart Falcon needs to dogeza to all of the /v/ clubs to properly apologize for making us suffer through this shit.
Stam debuffers aren't killing anything anymore, maybe I should auto a front for day 2 to block pace xogger promotions.
I think the games telling me something
>>2819323SOMEONE SAID MILE?292773802927738029277380
instead of auto career we should have autofellatio
>>2819331
This was fucking awful but Digitan made it through the bullshit.
>Lobby with two clanker umas + 1 ace per teamInteresting
Being in Group B actually sucks, I don't belong here. I don't like taking it easy
Cool, grandparenting the skill worked on the first try.
>>2819328Nah pace promotion can brick xog iirc. Do a velocity deboofer
>>2819335none are saying this
>>2819287This is what I ended up sending because I just stopped caring enough to fish for a better one with how rubbish this CM was, she has right handed/oi/collab race greens not pictured along with Angling and Barcarole. She was pretty much perma second black behind my XOgger or whoever else happened to win. Even without the S I think she would’ve been quite strong if my Kitasan/Tachyon/Maru didn’t sandbag me so hard on speed rainbows in the end.
>>2819341What the fuck
>XOg + double debuffer in every single raceFuck this gay ass CM
WHY AM I SEEING CLANKERS IN GROUP A LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2819309>banners ended TODAYWhat would you do, purely hypothetically, if you saved up three sparks for Tachyon/LH and planned to dump them on the last day but miscalculated and thought they would keep the banner up for another week?
>>2819264Yeah
>>2819311
>>2819343>brickDoesn't it only brick u=ma2? Which means she still has the normal 3 heals and with it a ~75% chance at a free win.
>>2819352
Digitan...
ALL OGURI CAP TRAINERS PLEASE HAND OVER YOUR BADGES
>>2819352C'est la fini...
>>2819352I would have fucking triple checked the banner dates is what I would have done. But really I wouldn't have done this
>>2819334ITS HER FUCKING TIME BROS826488038264880382648803
>>2819352depends on what you mean by "saved up three sparks">saved the carats and forgot to pullsad shit, but there are a lot of cool umas that are worth getting soon>3 Meta SSRs turned into 3 pink ticketscry and drink myself to sleep, take a break from uma and /v/ma for a week at least
2/4/5/4 - that's probably my best Group A Round 2 performance ever. Really didn't expect the dirt C Ayabe to do that well, took a ton of losses on day 2 of round 1.
>>2819358>YIKES! IM RUNNING LATE!!!!!
Made it to A Finals by luck. 25% WR against double XOg. 44% WR against one XOg. 100% WR when no XOg.Not looking good...
>>2819352Why would someone do that? Who would do that more than two weeks into the start of the new scenario?Who, anon?
>>2819352Why would you be retarded enough to not just pull straight away if you saved 600 pulls? Why would you go three weeks of the scenario without the cards?
>>2819352Funny if true. It's like how every CM one anon forgets to check graded league.
>>2819352what a strange counterfactual
>Frauded another A finals >Will prob fraud a platI LOVE BEING A LAZY FAGGOT
>>2819352I am just too smart to imagine what it's like to be retarded.
>>2819352Bruh, why would you do that. People literally talked about how it ended today
>>28193624/9Bring whatever to the mile!
>>2819341And it's already paying off!
>>2819372Or every week an anon manages to forget to not do there TT in time for dailies.
>>2819377>"im too smart">cant partake in hypotheticals>cant self insertX to doubt
>>2819384I do this, TT is gay
>>2819364I did ten races and basically went up against 20 UF Oguris and 40 debuffers and went 2/10. What the fuck did you match up against?
>1st try>Get raped by Xog + double debuff 4 timesWtf where are the scrubs
>>2819311owari da
>*dominates you*
>>2819352Well, at least you didn't spend them all only to forget to use three sparks that you needed.
team trials more like troon trials am I right
>>2819388Just wait, this CM is random as fuck
>>2819385If you were smart like me, you'd understand the difficulty.
>>2819376>do terribly in Round 2 of Group A>Oh god I'm gonna drop out>Taishin wins 3-4 out of nowhere to put me in group A finalsI don't know how this happens every fucking time.
>>2819362HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?261011042610110426101104
And here I thought I was stupid, but there are people out there saving their sparks for literally no reason
>>2819391SEEING VALENTINE EISHIN MAKES ME MORE MAD THAN ANYONE ELSE, YOU ARE JUST USING HER TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE LIKE A NIGGER, SHE IS USELESS OUTSIDE OF THAT, I HATE HER SHE JUST REPRESENTS SOMEONE BEING A CUNT THAT WANTS TO DEBUFF PEOPLE BECAUSE SHE IS USELESS FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND SEEING HER AND HER RETARDED HAT AND STUPID COOK OUTFIT YOU CAN INSTANTLY TELL THE INTENTIONS OF SOMEONE WHO RUNS HER AND IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD I HATE HER
Can someone help a newfag out? How do I know if i qualified for finals. I think i did win 3 times
What the fuck, I didn't expect this.
>>2819406There should be a big GROUP A/B FINALS message somewhere on your CM prep screen.
>>2819403Germans are sexy tho
>>2819403>see V.Eishin>check skills>no debuffswhat would your reaction be?>>2819406the game shows you here:
>>2819409What do you mean? Like after the races? I got two pop ups
>>2819406You get a big fuckoff message in the match you qualify and it says "Qualified for Group A Finals" on your CM event screen
>>2819406How did you miss >>2819407
>>2819414>I got two pop upsThat means you qualified to A
Please get me out of Group B I belong with you, I shouldn't be here please...
>ran into someone I'm following for their parentWhat the fuck.
That's right you hog, know your place next to the cutest uma.
>>2819413>>2819415>>2819416>>2819417So I qualified to A on my first CM? holy shit im so happy
>>2819420You're gonna need to show your winning ticket to ride with the best
>>2819423Kino! keep it up newCHAD!
>>2819423Open or graded league?
>>2819403Every race in one of my sets had both of the other teams consist of XOguri and some combination of Grass, Rudolf, Tachyon, or Valentine's Flash
>>2819401THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!!111613321116133211161332TWO MORE!!!!
I kneel.
Phew. Probably going to be a toincoss finals.DAMAGE REPORT?
>>2819403So what you're saying is everyone using her is a trve german?
>>2819427People told me to go to open
This CM feels like this for me
>>2819190This is about the most soulful room I got. Felt bad winning, even moreso that I didn't need to win against them.
>>2819436that's just every CM for me
>>2819430Can i PLEASE see that rudolf
>>2819438I say this
>>2819435Good, good
>>28194308/9 THROW A DAMN SPARE UMA!!!!
Shichi what the FUCK are you doing
>>2819443I got the dumb idea to stack green golds and see if it makes a difference.
B is an experience.Everyone else was manual runs and this Urara is C medium
>>2819449Showing you how its done
>>2819436Bro this is the WORST I keep getting raped by Xog + 2 debuffsIt's so stupidly braindead. I want to choke the stupid nip Oguri shill that thought this was an acceptable state of the game
>>2819450Isn't FCM from NTR only which is really bad
>>2819421Last CM i found a bunch of people using my parent in their umas, i wonder if they noticed
>>2819456Not him, NTR is generally terrible but at least rudolf has a high fan career running 7 G1s
>>2819435my neigha!
>>2819437I see at least 5 debuffers. Where's the sovl?
>>2819450Bro I hate your rudolf. She's unironically a wall for other paces because her greens give her such absurd speed and power that it take 3 gold velocities to get past but it doesn't matter because rudolf still overtakes anyway. keep your rudolf away from me
>>2819456No worse then dragging along any other bad card which most people are doing in either Bourbon Wit or even worse the backliners who're bringing a Power card.
>>2819430OUR HEROES!!!!!!!.....and xog370046523700465237004652One last one before I do parent runs
>>2819456Yeah but she's acting as the third speed card. She also has like two decent hints for pace this CM. She'll reach most of her TE potential at the end of classic year in Rudolf's career if the races are won.
>>2819464I am stealing that strategy for my late surger.
>>2819402she cute tho?
>>2819456People are saying they plan on using a power support for the skill when making builds for this CM so a brick speed support is pretty tame in comparison.
>>2819464Its like an extra +120 speed and power + mile S + capped speed no wonder shes so crazy
>>2819204>one xoguri with her 2 debuffersnope
>>2819454I wish I was in Group A getting choked and raped like you guys
I think I messed up, I am a self admitted third rate. I got to A finals. I have no chance of winning. Is it over
>Got Podium'd by a CHAD running Summer McQueenI kneel
>>2819473Americans aren't supposed to look like that, she's dressing like that for no reason because japs are creatively bankrupt
>>2819482You might luckshit and fraud a plat.
My dominators have so many white stamina debuffs that xoggers like these just die anyway
>>2819484Americans are also not supposed to wear luchador masks or larp as japanese.
>>2819486Is it really a fraud if you win though?
Aw manAnon is gone
I knew this was the worst CM of all time and that Xog was tier 0 yet I decided to not run her and now I can't stop getting raped and I feel bad.
>NSM and OYL both proc as soon as late race starts>Fuku rockets forward and finishes with a 3L leadNeat. Wish this wasn't the only race without XOG + double debuffers I had today
>>2819476isn't it 240 because of how speed greens work or am i dumb
>>2819478>digitan_staring_at_tachyon.jpg
>>2819352Reminds me of that anon who wasted all his carats for the first Kita banner on the banner before it dropped, thinking it was the Kita banner.
>>2819387Instaqued - I find I have better luck if I play in in the first half hour.
>>2819489There's luchadors in the US.
>>2819491Yes.
>>2819467A fine victory friend!Thank you all for coming!!!!! Hope you all had fun. Now its finally time to build my triple front cancer
Here's your finals rival bro
>>2819492Dont doxx the fallen, but yeah I liked running with him. Shame a MANT casualty died like that.
>>2819482it's your chance to upgrade to second rate
>>2819493just enjoy the rape then...?
Can't wait for Ms Victoria this time where its three Xoguris on stage
>>2819504Saved the finest for last. Hope your cm's going well
>>2819505>450 stamGod I wish. Bring me more hogs to kill.
>>2819509Rape is not enjoyable
>>2819505>20% wrhe's ngmi
>>2819509it's not rape if you enjoy the rape
>>2819505fuck, this is making it hard to decide between 2 dominators or 1 dominator + natie for the finals in case I can shutdown low stamina xoggers
>>2819504Thanks for the rooms! Wuv my rival
5-5-5-4First time getting a 18/20 in group B (or rather, higher than 10/20) which feels really weird since I'm more used to losing a lot than winning a lot. I'm seeing an average of 2-4 BourbonGPT umas with a single ace while the rest of my matches had zero clankers. I did see a few Naties here and there but not enough to feel threatening. There's a mix of Aoharu/GL umas in every room so I'm glad that I'm not the only one that chose to make aces in Aoharu. Lastly, there are A LOT of staminalets here. I expected to see a lot but not this many... Bamboo Memory really popped off this time which is quite exciting for me! Not having medium S on Brian is really nuking most of her potential as she tends to lose to my Bamboo, Digitan or BOTH but she's still getting a few wins so I'm still happy.
>>2819509>t. Grass Wonder
>>2819515Ahh, that was a good rape. Can't top the greats!
>>2819521Who is the greatest rapist of all time and why is it Laurel
>>2819507True.Godspeed Krok man, wherever you are
>>2819511Same to you. This is probably another plat for me but I barely care dirt sucks cock. Im just happy mile is fun so I can host roomas again
>>28195185-5-5-3*Whoops
>>2819495It's just 120 actual speed/power. Rember that any number above 1200 on the statsheet is actually half of its value (1300 listed is actually 1250 for example). Green skills don't care about this and just add a flat stat value.If the greens were reflected in the statsheet then above 1200 it would look like 240 speed/power.
>>2819492who dis
>>2819524Maruzensky
>>2819524Sirus SymboliSilence SuzukaGrass Wonder after you make fun of her huge ass
>entire team of autosQueuing into clankers who qualified for group A was supposed to be a joke...
>>2819524
>>2819533Some refugee anon from the early to mid MANT era. He had good umas but he was a MANT casualty.
>>2819533A fallen anon that had a good Seiun parent back in the day. Nothing to gossip about, he was ok.
Your wife won't be singing miss victoria and you're laughing
>>2819524she and orfevre mindbroke the nips into thinking they can win l'arc someday, she will forever be the greatest
>>2819529Same, I've won the last 3 cm's so this will be the 4th in the streak but I really do not care at all about this. I'll be happy if my Rickey wins but we'll see. At 80% wr currently
What the fuck is this CM
>>2819543she won't be singing it for *checks tally marks* one more year
Small numa jig before bed.https://jiggie.fun/HWWTLH
>>2819548The march of the machines...
>>2819492I ran some Fuji v Fuji races against him because he also waifu'd her. The only person I even considered like a rival, dang I had no idea he quit
Post your final score.
>>2819543She could win but I'm more expecting Cafe to win if anything.
>>2819548Where are these people I keep getting matched against 2x UF XOGs with 2 debuffers eachAnd yes, I mad. I must have seen 3 non-XOG wins in 15 races and 2 of those were Rickey
>>2819554People have memoryholed how much we bled during MANT. I still have ghosts pre-exodus that never found their way to /vm/ in my friends list
>>2819561How? Do people just not look at their club chat?
>>2819561He was the only other truly Fujifag I ever met, dang... He was very strong, he inspired me to make stronger Fujis
*kills you*
>>2819565Its mostly anons who were not in clubs and likely died after the exodus
>reminiscing about fallenShouldve added them on Steam lads....
>saw the new spiderslop today >qualified to A>luckshat my GOAT ardanAll is well.
>>2819570This shouldn't have happened, more expeditions and threads even if deleted could've saved more anons>>2819572You can't see steam profiles from this game, which is actually a blessing, I love you guys but it's best if we can only communicate through here or club chat. Stops things from getting parasocial
>>2819536>she actually won a raceTHIS GUY QUALIFIED FOR GROUP B FINALS WITH AN AUTO TEAMWHAT IS GOING ON
>>2819572reconstruct WHAT
>>2819574> Stops things from getting parasocialShow us on the doll where another anon hurt you...
>>2819492I know something I will never reveal out of respect. RIP
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.......
>>2819578Discord clubs are unironically killing /uma/
>>2819584name one thing that doesn't kill /uma/
>>2819544Admire Terra will win it this year. But he'll have bucked his jockey right out the gate so it won't count
>>2819588Trvke...
>>28195553.7M, 24 cards never used double TP
>>2819575Its the same thing that always happens, you guys overestimate how strong the players are in this game. Just because you got raped in a room here against some sweaty faggot with 12+ plats doesn't mean you are a shitter
>>2819560I'm also mad. I got tossed into murderers' row while there are trainers that got to farm even more bot umas?I mean I made it out, but I'd rather not experience this shit in the first place.
>>2819578I've seen generals decimated by discord shittery. Trust me you don't want the most mentally ill of the group (of like 200/300 anons here, by big numbers someone has to be mentally ill) to dictate what gets discussed all day and using the thread as just another channel of the server
What a day 2, even ending it with a 5-0 which was neat. A lot more fronts out there in group A then the general populace, and somehow even more debuffers, but my XOg is just built better then theirs and wins even against double Dom niggers most of the time. Rickey did really well, though a lot of teamkills by XOg to hurt her win rate, while Falco's trying her hardest with winning the Angling fight 11 times but just couldn't close it out. I'm looking forward to jobbing the finals yet again, but I feel good about my team and running triple ace
>>2819560Xogs, Inari, Rickey.Nobody else won in 60 matches. I have a mountain of Falcos to bury.
>>2819598This, i like how it is. I can ENJOY playing other games with you faggots like jong, yugioh, fighting games, etc but anything beyond that is asking for destruction
>>2819600Fart Smalcon...
Excellent race, my rival from /v/ma.>wuv, Oy neigh
>>2819598>>2819584this. where winds meet gen is kill, because of the discord server. the game was also becoming kind of shit, but thats besides the point
>>2819590If that happens admire terra will be the horse of horses, above secretariat, Kincsem, and even eclipse, nothing can top winning l'arc while simultaneously cucking the japanese by getting disqualified at the same time KEK
>>2819598>by big numbers someone has to be mentally ill
>>2819607Club c/v/p 2026 when?
>>2819607I had to check my title to make sure it wasn't me. I have an end digital that is UG5 too.
>>2819613Thats just the stakes
I don't care about finals anymore, i already peaked.
>>2819598I'd still like to play some games with people though, personally. Sucks to be a hermit.
>>2819614>he doesn't remember who he had sex with
>>2819568She didn't.Her hangers-on did.
controversial opinion, but:
>>2819625You're wrong. You know why? It's not looking okay for /v/mapyoi!
Any jongers tonight? I need to do the daily missions
Looking back, maybe I should start treating pink tickets like carats. I essentially threw away 7.5k carats on Rickey's banner in the hopes of luckshitting her, and it's biting me in the ass
>>2819618Neigha, just ask this isn't /soc/ or a place to make friends. But this is pretty much mini-/v/ (and sometimes /b/). Someone's bound to be like sure why not.
>>2819630I'm here. Host it.
>>2819631Correct, my pink tickets let me tank half a spark on Yeppers and I still have 100k carats to my name
>>2819625Would Ayabe really say this
>>2819631I saved 15k carats via tickets on Tachyon, and now you can redeem them in bulk to boot.
>>2819631would you not do the same be it carats and not tickets?
How often am I supposed to clean up my followers, I removed like 200 inactives a couple of days ago and it's filling back up very quick again.
>>2819631Hoarding tickets is the new strat. Having 50 extra free rolls on Tachyon's banner was a lifesaver.
>>2819633open up the OJ lobbies
>>2819631Personally I should but I like gambling too much and pink tickets are my excuse to gamble while the carats are my personal "DON'T TOUCH UNLESS OSHI" bank
>>2819635>>2819630I'm here too, so we just need 1 more
>>2819642Absolutely not. I NEVER roll on stuff if I can't guarantee a spark. I'm just retarded and thought it wouldn't be a big deal to spend tickets instead of carats, but I'm realizing now that it was a dumb decision
>>2819649I did that but only for umas. Now i got very few umas that i want to pull so theyre hoarded as well.
YUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>2819654ASTER agent...
>>2819654
>>2819631Tickets are functionally just carats you can only use on one type of banner.
>>2819640Post career, yes
>>2819654What's the /v/erdict? Glue or through? I hate spending my tokens on it
>>2819581we all knew he was secretly a teiofag
>>2819607Good race to you, too. And all the best in finals.
Majsoul Friends Room 10061(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10061
>>2819618Have you tried, i don't know... meeting people?
>do mayano career>6 fucking mood downs + failed the ticket raffle
>>2819668NTA but i made a girl cry when playing league of legends so i don't play with anyone i know irl anymore
>>2819670I got five mood downs in classic year alone yesterday.
>>2819662I only take it if the other songs are trash or if I REALLY need to fill the hype meter. It's never my first, second, third, or even fourth song of choice for junior year.
>>2819674fucking lmao anon
>>2819670Living the adult life
>>2819670>I'M NOT A CHILD!>Grand Love Plan!Stupid fucking gaki
>>2819647I miss old OJ.>Old unique cards>when attacking, win>toss traps everywhere>roll a 5>I'M ACCELERATING>New unique cards>when at 1 HP during a solar eclipse in Madagascar, your unique card becomes a guided nuke that deals damage to every other opposing player based on the full information provided by their Zi Wei Dou Shu chart
>>2819681Just like Uma ults!
>>2819681For a second I thought you were talking about Newma uniques
>>2819683>>2819685Complexity creep seems like the inevitable fate of any game that has to keep releasing content.
The casual outfits are really nice for the extra lines. It's fun.
>>2819697Man has never done a lobby conversation in his life
>Only won because the OG Oguri player split his debuff types.Sometimes things are okay in the world.
>>2819697I'm not a fan of Teio but that top combination makes me wanna put my hand in there
I only put muddy on my Rickey because one of you niggers told me it worked. I've been running a Rickey with 5 greens the past two days AAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2819705ALWAYS FACT CHECKNEVER TRUST ANYONE
>>2819705who told you that lolin any case always check the funny worded greens, the description doesn't help since it says soft and heavy but in reality it's with Heavy and Bad
Why did I not watch this MV sooner
>>2819697FUCK YOU AND EVERYBODY THAT CAN GET THEIR OSHIS CASUAL OUTFITS
Why didn't they just make every unique skill into "If losing, win"
XOOOOOGGGGGSLOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP
>>2819716Oguri privilege
>>2819718Cute lil' spook
>>2819716They did tho
>>2819716They're not Oguri.
Rob Roy propaganda straight from the source!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rYOoP10hpXU
Crazy number of #2 places where my smart falcon should have won if my XOguri wasn't that strong.
>double doms>xogYup, this is more inline with my expectations.
>>2819731Is that a Yaeno Boteki?
>>2819667Jong is at 3/4 again if someone would like to play
>>2819667GGs
I'm going to kill myself.
>>2819742I SAY DIGIYOU SAY GOATDIGI!!!!!
>>2819743Digi culo
4253Oguri is still holding strong in round 2.
was gonna post an epic pic :(
I have been so busy that I forgot to finish my Tachyon draws. I'm now stuck with LB 0 Tachyon and Light Hello like the retard I am.Fuck. :(
Light Hello WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU I NEED TO GO ON A DAAAAATE
>>2819750She's busy counting all the tokens she won't give you when you train with her
>>2819751Summer Camp in classic year and she still hasn't offered to go on a date. This is the longest she's ghosted me thus far, I guess I should consider myself lucky
>>2819747I really liked this picture. It's a shame you turned it from cute and wholesome into something spiteful.
>>2819742The exact same thing happened to me yesterday and I was ready do blow my brains out
>>2819756a shitposter cant affect my opinions about an uma or her artwork.
>>2819754Alright, Late October Classic year she's finally decided to show up. Shit inspiration, only reason I'm not gluing is because this is my 2nd to last borrow of the day and I'm coping that some amazing high roll will happen in senior year (it won't)
>>2819758Same here, I just liked it when actual Windy fans posted it because it was cute, not because someone with an agenda didn't like that Windy fans thought it was cute.
>>2819756Literally how? Both him and the original one that used it were both using it for the same thing. Stealing first or last image slot.
>>2819763That only happened once or twice out of cheekiness.
>>2819762eh, i'll pull and post her career regardless, we'll see how it goes from there
Baking. Give me 2 mins
>>2819765Not if I post it first.
>>2819769>>2819769>>2819769Move whenever
Half my event chains literally never finishing, this is fucking shiiiiiiiiiit
Should have just baked later
>>2819762Imagine letting someone else affect your opinion of umas. This is why uma PR is such a shitty meme
>>2819787It doesn't, I just like the picture. And PR was never serious.
>>2819761It's glue at that point. You need to date LH too much and this takes away from your beefed up late career training turns.
