>Virgo CupRace Conditions: Ooi Dirt 2000 meters (Medium), Right, Fall, Sunny, Good. Begins August 7th. NOW UP!!>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png >Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg >Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious: >>2819769
>>2822021UOOOOOH
Consider: Special Week
>>2822026I-Is this...the thread?
>>2822028I don't need to consider, I got her with my selector ticket and loved her in the anime
>>2822027It's fairly reliable. You can test it in the umalator by doing a sample size of one and refreshing the seed.
Shit really used to look like this
>>2822035yes
ATTENTION GRABBING BELNOHow are your uma pull plans coming along? Here's mine:https://files.catbox.moe/vu2jgu.png>green = want to pull, carats willing>blue = dumping my huge carat load all over themHere's a template:https://files.catbox.moe/la92bi.png
>>2822021I-is that fucking Tsukushi?
>>2822036I mean it's not like running 2 Power cards just to get both Furious Feat and Flash Forward is optimal, so you'd need to skip one of them. Unless you're running Vodka I guess.
>>2822046My plan is>Luckshit Inari Blanco (Tama is welcome too)>Spark on Kita and Dia Blanco>Spark on VFujin
>>2822046I will never be able to roll on umas again as I am too poor and need to roll cards until the end of time
>>2822046I haven't planned that far ahead but I know that besides Blaze Brian I have nothing to pull for until the next scenarioI'd care about the festival alts for Tam and Inari if I didn't already have bothMaining end closers fucking sucks dude
>>2822029It's not comfy, I shouldn't be here. It's fucking grim
>>2822028Now what
The final day has arrived, are (You) Ready?
>>2822046>Machan>Festa>Rob Roy>???
>>2822027Its pretty much as close to frame perfect accel as you can get for this CM
>>2822041ZAMN
>>2822049yes
>>2822059>I shouldn't be hereWhy not? You couldnt get to group A
>>2822062Im not worried, it will be a comfy stroll to a good final winrate
WHERE ARE THE MILE ROOMS
>>2822071I haven't failed to get into A since 2025 when I gigasucked. I am only in B because I am still struggling with Grand Live, I'm an A trainer
Currently gauging the morality of drawing curren (the not eveil one) naked
Windy!
>>2822070ZASED
>>2822074Im down for a few in a bit
>>2822046my plan for this year: get Festa with tickets only, spark Mr C B, dump everything else into cards
>Shotacon Uma>Sired "Blue Archive" in real lifeReally makes you think
20 minutes until i can snack on krill
>>2822051>>I mean it's not like running 2 Power cards just to get both Furious Feat and Flash Forward is optimalAlright so this post is annoying me>Furious FeatNever got buffed, still completely fucking random. >On Your LeftStop shitting on your left, it's twice as good as Furious Feat now because it's half as random (now triggers randomly in the first half of late-race)>Flash Forward (not to beconfused with the medium Flash Forward cygames literally what the fuck are you doing)>If you're about to overtake someone in the second half of the pack during the late-race, your acceleration will increaseConditions:distance_type==1&phase>=2&order_rate>=50 (CM >= 5 | LoH >= 6)&is_overtake==1@distance_type==2&phase>=2&order_rate>=50 (CM >= 5 | LoH >= 6)&is_overtake==1So this is a positional skill that will happen immediately in late race if is_overtake is true. Other skills that function like this are Big Sisterly/unyielding spirit. So it's completely fucking different than OYL or Furious Feat. So why are we grouping these all as if they have same affects? Am I asking too much for people to read the damn descriptions before asking questions?
>>2822059>group B with those umas >didn't even try for group A>2 fucking domsYou're the most soulless trainer I've seen. We've had trainers here with 3 aces and some Uraras but you didn't even try
>>2822059>xogslop>group bkek do doomsissies really?
How we feeling about today lads.
https://youtu.be/sAXZbfLzJUg?si=JM2eY9-0MPgBwSuqShe up for breedin, if you want to end xog. 111235673405
>>2822084Did FF never get buffed in JP either?
>>2822087It's shaping up to be a great Taiki Tuesday.
>>2822089Thanks, my uma is about to pump sperm into this.
>>2822082>0 /ss/ content>even in fucking pixivWorst onee-san ever
>>2822025Mambo Love! >>2822046Here, low res ahh screenshothttps://litter.catbox.moe/9ozompgymydtca8o.png
>>2822076Telling us about the possibility of naked Curren and then not delivering would be more sinful than drawing her naked. Trust me on this.
>>2822082She's into /ss/?
>>2822089I (prob) wont run xog but followed in case I do
>>2822082Holy kino
>>2822059How badly built is your Oguri, even auto double dom Oguris get into group A
>>2822094>0 /ss/ contentThere is ONE anon....but the artist is evil....
>>2822090FF is just Daring Strike for Lates, it's not supposed to be late race, it's a midrace positioning thing
>>2822046My future is not looking good.
>>2822101Share with the class anon, hand over the link.
>>2822046There is a lot of umas I want myself so it's very much a "do I have the carats? Am I lucky enough?"It helps I don't roll for cards so in theory ALL the blue ones will be mine, the question is if I I'll get the green ones...
>>2822102Hes talking about furious feat not fast and furious.
>>2822084I'm saying that having more accel skills doesn't always mean better, anon. That's what the original post implied.
>>2822102He's not talking about the Marvy power skill.
>>2822085>>2822086>>2822100Read neighas, it's a shit ass auto XOg because I still don't understand GL enough, auto makes better GL umas than me atm, I started playing GL this week and I couldn't make one good enough to qualify. I was 1 win away of getting in with a NUnity one I made
I hope today is more challenging. Yesterday was a joke.
>>2822090Doesn't matter because it's still not buffed for us. The takeaway here is Furious Feat is garbage now that we have better accels to grab, you're not going to be borrowing a card with that. As >>2822066 says, FF is a frame-perfect. It will trigger immediately as soon as late race starts and you're in 5th or further back, and are trying to overtake someone, which is likely if you're a backliner when late-race starts.As others said, go into the umalator and test it out, but it is far far far far far more reliable than something like furious feat and definitely more reliable than OYL which is still pretty random, but you could gamble on both if you wanted as a late surger. End closers with Flash Forward, it's like a gold perfect accel for them so that's why they're going to tear shit up. Leap Forward is the white version, and that's still gonna be frame perfect just not as strong but you'll definitely want to breed that in if you can't run ruby. This is not a drill, grab that fucking skill at all costs.
>>2822104https://hitomi.la/reader/3969641.html#66Artist is a malicious, evil ass neigha but he does draw very well.
I hope today is easier I don't want to get raped again.
Some neighas really take that CM shit seriously, huh? My last group A time attendance was my first, and last, plat, being in Scorpio.
>>2822112Ah well it makes sense, you soft skipped the whole building process anon. Its okay to be in group B in that case you barely trained it. Mile is a mile easier to train
>>2822114Should be just the same since the pool is still the sameWay too many third rates and well built clankers still around
>>2822107It's not about more accels, it's about the timing of accels.Furious Feat - extremely random, can be very delayedOYL - half as random as FF, can only be delayed half as bad but still can be delayedFlash Forward (mile/sprint) - Activates immediately on late race and you're in 5th or further behind. The timing of accels is what matters, not the amount. They are completely different skills so you shouldn't use them interchangeably. When we leave the mile/sprint, obviously we wont worry about leap forward/flash forward but it's going to be very very important for every mile and sprint from here on
>>2822119I mean, there's guys that have 10, 11, 12, 13 or more plats and love to race the strongest and search for glory. And there's guys who don't really care. We got a mix of players. But I feel like most care to an extent.
>>2822119This is super serious.
>>2822119Ms Victoria matters
>>2822117oh nice, I have kumiyabe among my favorites on exhentai I forgot to check on his stuff...
The only thing that sucks about the mile CM is that I have way too many fun options to choose from
>>2822117>its this niggaShouldve just posted his name, really
>>2822119I mainly want the extra rewards.
>>2822132Shut up being dramatic is fun
>>2822119It matters because it doesn't matter.
>>2822131That's a good problem to have. It's gonna be a fun race seeing all the different umas
>>2822119There's a lot of racists here.
>>2822129This. Hearing my trainee sing for me is the greatest reward.
>>2822112Still disgusting behavior regardless. I wish I could know your name and you're in my club so I could kick you.You didn't bother and didn't try. Haven't learned GL my ass you could always enter one built from there if you really wanted but you wanted the easier way out.
IF YOU RAN XOGURIYOU DID NOT BEAT THE GAME
>>2822142I dont know which uma would say this but it really doesn't matter, the age of mileKINO is upon us. All sins are forgiven
Post your SOVLFVL mileKINO teams.
>>2822117>>2822132Dunno if im fucked or if this really isnt as bad as you guys made it out to be, this dude is your average SEA fetish artistI was half expecting some "G" stuff, you know
>>2822059Neigha only needed to build a single ace along his doms and still couldn't do it
No bullying
>>2822147>>I dont know which uma would say thisRice Shower because it's a bunch of incendiary bullshit
>>2822112Nigga how do you not understand the scenario>click the good trainings and hunt for Light Hello>buy the good songs>click RainbowsThere, that's all you need to know for Grandlive. Especially when you're cheating Stamina by running Oguri
>>2822046Blue: MandatoryGreen: Very likely to pull forYellow: Need to be convinced/depends on the circumstances
>>2822152FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>2822147>doesn't matter Fuck off. I would agree with you but we had actual soulful players here who still tired regardless if this is a xogslop
>>2822150I cant think of a worse thing than a SEAmonkey
>>2822152Shakur would gauge Golshit's eyes out if Urara didn't step in
>>2822046can it be wedding Hishi Ammy time already...
>>2822149>Rice VILLAIN>4ine Mochan>/v/odkaNo team has more SOVL than mine.
>>282211913 plats here. Wish xog wasnt so dominant on this one.
I made a suicide pact with Danchou if I don't win this CM
>>2822165Same here it kills all tension and excitement, the next one is fun as shit so I dont mind it too much.
>>2822159Get your ass in the starting gate we have 1 minute
>>2822149I'm running the usual.
BRING ME XOGGERS
>>2822166So THAT'S why the officers were handing out free kool-aid
How pissed are you guys gonna be when next cm there's still gonna be keen eye plus 564 doms everywhere?
YOU OGURI CAPI CHOOSE YOU TO BE THE FIRST OF MY VICTIMS
24 hours remaining. I'm so fucking excited.
>>2822149I can only do FineMo runs right now.
>>2822175Not nearly as much because there's more viable characters, accels, the stamina req is low and its not nearly as effective
>>2822175Not afraid of weak ass Keen Eye debuffers.Their aces are all shit and they can't even capitalize off their shit debuffers. They'll lose to me like usual.
>>2822175Seeing one of mine is an end,its a net benefit.
>>2822175I've already seen the signs. I'm considering trying to run a front blocker oonige myself. Not sure if it will actually do anything yet.
>>2822119if i'm going to be dumping a lot of time into something i should be good at it
QUEUE NOW
I love seven pairs. GG jongers.
gg jongos i gotta go
>>2822122I'm kinda mad since this CM is apparently easy as hell and I missed a shot at an easy plat, and I'm not exactly drowning in them>>2822142Chill out, nigger>>2822151I still don't get GL>>2822155I do that and end up with worse stats than MANT
Yuuuuup its xogslop alright
>>2822186Sorry but I have 5 borrow attempts to optimize a few of my guys. Not queueing up until after that!Already made group A but I want a higher WR and this is a good chance to test out a new ace before Finals
>>2822133>My clubmate said his CM opponents keep stealing his plats so i asked how many cards he has and he said he just goes to tazuna and gets a new spark aferwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding carats to CM opponents and his umas started crying.
>5-0 already
>UF5 Mejiro ArdanHoly FUCK I kneel
>>2822194
>>2822196LEMME SEE SCREENCAP
Hey uh why are people running unity umas in this and how did they make it to group A round 2?
>>2822187>>2822188GG jongers
>>2822197
>>2822199queueing on shit hours and getting lucky vs independent umas
>>2822195Another EZ win for the f2poor race *wink*
>>2822149Not really that soulful, but it'll be Rudolf, Shakur and Taishin or Kitasan
>>2822199There are a LOT of terrible umas. Every Nunity uma ive seen have been free wins
>>2822189youre running sloppy xoggyyou go 3 spd 2 wit +light elloclick speed and wit, when no one turns up to those, click something elsetry to get the friendship bonus songs in junior year, then get the skill point bonus songs asap during classicyou winna da plat
>>2822149I don't know about SOVLFVL but I'll throw them at the mile open and call it a day, god knows I'll be raped if I even touch the first rate leagues
>>2822201If I see a coyote in my yard he's gonna regret it
>>2822207Why dont you try graded anon? Its fun
SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP GIVE ME MY 4-1s and 5-0s
>>2822196Our q/v/een is too strong...
>>2822198Kicked my meta running assAbsolute god among men
>>2822211>Its fun
We need to have a serious conversation about clankers
Get fucked.
>>2822199first cm of a new scenario is always a shitshow and people are going back to a scenario they already know instead of struggling with the new onealso unity makes good debuffers
>>2822215It is, /v/ma's entire culture is built around it. Just because we're in the middle of one of the sloppiest xogslops doesn't mean all CMs are this sloppy
>>2822218>also unity makes good debuffersisnt it bad for hints
>>2822214KINO GET FUCKED
>>2822102>equating Fast&Furious to Daring Strike the most broken skill in the gameAre you retarded? Doesn't last nearly as long while Daring Strike guarantees Ends get up in the frontliners asses by late race to get their accels off. F&F is just a generic mid race while Daring Strike is the most broken skill in the game.
>>2822217that's my digiGOAT>>2822214Curious to see stats/skills/deck. I've never seen anything higher than UF2
>>2822211losing isn't fun anon...Being serious I'm too lazy to build up my umas and too greedy to spend my carats on the LE META cards, so open is perfect for me
>Just had a group A room with 5 botted umasIt's wild out there.
>>2822214>he was BROKEN
>auto Falco is so bad that despite being a front she loses the lead to my Xoguri in the early race
Is Highlander decent for the mile CM?I remember getting some use out of it back in CM5 and it's the same track
>>2822206I feel like I do that but my stat gains fucking suck dick, my usual staline is like 1300/500/700/400/800. And I use like Kita,Tachy,Condor,Finemo,CB,LH>you winna da platI haven't won a plat in so long, I genuinely don't think I will any time soon, which is why I am so mad I didn't do it right in this apparently easy CM
>there are umas so shit they end up below my eishin flash debuffer.
>>2822230why are you trying to auto a front runner neigha
>>2822231You're probably thinking of CM4. By the time we got CM5 Hanshin is already a downhill track
>>2822235The bird belonged to my opponent.
>my beast beat the other beast due to NSM investmentFeels good man
>>2822235Hes not talking about his own
>>2822231Look at the track and look where the uphills are. This is downhill country
I'm actually offended at how bad some of these umas are. There is no glory to be found.>Lb2 narita brianWHAT ARE YOU DOOOOIING
>>2822238>Broken oneThis is what happens when you are not TEMPERED by ardan's wild ride
>>2822237oh well yeah. I'm running Falco and she's killing xogs and other Falcos as most manually made ones suck too. 99% of global do not know how to build a front runner to save their life, and if they're not built right they die everytime
>>2822221you train a lot and blue bubbles give you a hint from the card's pool so you get an extra chance to pull a skill from your cards, and the lower stats don't matterit's bad for gambling on random hints yeah but you aren't doing that
OK BUT SERIOUSLYHOW IS MY RESTRAINT SPARK RATE ONLY 11%THE BASE CHANCE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING 20%AND THAT'S BEFORE CONSIDERING THAT MOST SPARK ROLLS USE A BORROW PARENT WHO HAS 3* RESTRAINT AS WELLAND OF COURSE ALL RANKS ARE SS OR BETTERYES I NEED CRUISE CONTROL, I'M REALLY FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
This CM is actually a circus its either>the most broken xogslop I have ever seen>semi-soulful team that gets raped
There's a /k/ uma club?!
>>2822242Take the free win.
My UF rickey is straight up committing war crimes.
>>2822249Do we have any /k/ommandos here who can confirm?
>>2822249>there is a /k/ club>there is a /vt/ club>there is an /a/ club>there is all the /v/-like clubsUma Musume is 4chan game
>>2822247The more sparks of it that are on your lineages, the more its chances increase. If it's on the borrowed parent, and both its grandparents, and it's on both YOUR grandparents, that will increase the chance by quite a bit to get it sparked on whatever you're breeding.
>>2822253Im a /k/ommando, I've even been to the meet ups. But I've never heard about this
>>2822254>All threads are uma threads
Hope all of you debuff niggers get cancer.
Maybe we can go for the oshi plat
I am still of the believe that anybody that runs xog deserves to be murdered in the most brutal fashion imaginable.
>>2822260MEISHO DOTO DESU
>>2822214>UF5Damn I wish I loved my oshi as much as him
So....about that auto career run....
>>2822261Cry about it, pussy.
>>2822255Yes I know, which is why I'm trying to make a parent with Restraint not just on itself but also GPs. Except it's not possible because Sweepy simply refuses to get a spark for it at all.
>>2822244ALWAYS bet on NSM on med/longs
>>2822259Calm down, TotalBiscuit
>>2822249Should we attempt to connect with them?
>>2822268Kill yourself, faggot.
This CM is so funny
>>2822261you can mutilate my body al you want but you won't find my soul in there
THESE UMAS ARE TOO WEAKI'M MISSING MY U=MA2 PROC BECAUSE MY OPPONENTS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MIDRACE
>>2822269Welcome to RNG anon, just auto that shit and it'll come. First loop step is gonna be the trickiest, it will get easier the stronger your loop becomes.
>>2822273Why the FUCK would we do that retard. Let isolated tribes thrive on their own.
5-0 after 5-0....not even running xog. Where is the challenge?
McQueenbro...
Goodluck Bros
>>2822280>Where is the challenge?You know where.
>going to A finals with a 50% winrateYUUUUUUUUUP
>>2822278Of course I'm autoing, it's just ridiculous that the rest of the whites are normal and only Restraint is fucking off just John Cygames hates me personally.
>>2822282UlalaGAWD
Is Rudolf trying to tell me something?
>>2822257D-did you eat the brownies?...
>>2822286Don't overthink it, you need to save your anger for more important things, like when someone calls your waifu a shit
>>2822288she's dying of blowma
Man I love Group B, not because its easy but because I get to see stuff like thisq
She literally cannot stop winning.
>>2822282>SS>Urara>winning against XogsHoly based
Group S when?
>>2822288Well anon? Are you gonna answer the call?
12-8 for the last day. Not bad. I really should've just built debuffers instead.At least I got some nice win pics out of it.
>>2822257>I've even been to the meet upsDamn really? How was it? Do they really have an Uma community?
>>2822301How the fuck do you proppse one enters theoretical Group S?
>first time since URA I have a 90% winrate
What the heck is a sharp turn track?
>>2822294>"DEBUFFERS could be here," he thought
>>2822301Wait for LOH. We will meet our matches there
>>2822302Yeah I'll Climax King her
>win more than ever>hate it So this is xogslop....
>>2822305Not him but 5-0 in group A
It finally happened. The fabled R2 Group A lobby where the opponents are just six BourbonGPT umas.
>>2822305Sequential 3-2+ runs.
>>2822305100% win rate of all the astrological sign plats. It then becomes a second grade you can enter. Naturally, nobody here is first-rate enough to join. Better luck in Umamusume 2!
>>2822303inari's two are obscene
Any clanker umas in group A?
Is this the worst jobber CM?
>>2822282sovl... and then we have anons clanking Xog for group B with doms
>>2822321Not a ton but more than there should be.
>>2822303
>>2822321I've seen a few, saw none yesterday.
>>2822321Give me a minute.
>Oguri KWAB cannot stop losing to base smart falconRUMAO
>>2822319Its not that bad, Marvy has biggest twintails and those have fucking saddles or somethingSeriously what are those?
GL is the worst scenario yet and global's meta is cancer. I've lost the will to go on. Fuck this game, fuck global, and fuck all of you. I'll be playing JP only from now on.
>1-4 followed by 5-0
>>2822332Theyre marvelous sundays
>>2822333Later bitch
>>2822333b-b-b-b-b--bbut its faster than MANT!!!11>resets for the 40th time today
>>2822333>losing out on the mileKINO the best CM everXogslop doesn't count. The best is yet to come
Soon
W-woahShe lost
>>2822343What are bazz's aptitudes?
>>2822343you are such a retarded fucking faggot Xog is just as meta next CM but they run End instead of Pace. Kill yourself.
>literally no difference between R1 and R2
>Final winrate is 52.5%Somehow this isn't actually my worst CM performance even though it really feels like it should beAnyways, what an awful start to the new scenario. Can't wait until Rubert comes out tomorrow and I can start properly building for the milekino
>somehow got into group A finals with Dirt BLife is weird.
>>2822303i wouldn't be able to live with myself if i ran 2 debuffers, it gives me the same vibe as showing up to a tcg tournament for children with a full meta deck
>>2822344PEARL WARRIORS THIS IS NOT A DRILL, ASSEMBLE.SERVING THE PEAK IS COMING
>>2822344I woll finally be able to prepare my mile aces...
>>2822347>End>relies heavily on wit checksenjoy getting brocked
>>2822347Xog is exponentially weaker next CM and I have zero fear of her
How do I cope with missing out on the easiest plat ever?
>>2822352those kids gotta learn somehow
>>2822363If it was that easy, then it's really not worth that much is it?
>>2822353Wtf is going on with her hand and why is her leg detached like that?
I just know that you fucks that keeps crying that this CM is a Xogslop and doesn't count will be the same ones who'll cry next CM that it's a casino plus debuffers and doesn't count despite using the most meta umas possible.
Am i missing something.
>>2822353I want Machan but Pearl has another banner afterwards for some reason right? I'll just save for that one after Machan.
>>2822253There's the /ak/ thread that is more or less just an anime discord channel that's allowed on /k/ because the mods don't give a fuck, so it's not even kept to anime girls with guns. It's largely inhabited by avatarfags and other creatures that would inhabit such a general, so I don't poke my head in beyond seeing on on the front page
>>2822367But anon, I am winning, and I think its a xogslop that doesn't count
>>2822368yeah>dirtslopDon't blame him, mutating sucks, and this CM is prue slop
>>2822370>but Pearl has another banner afterwards for some reason right?Nah, rerun was due to some payment issues, it doesn't seem lile we're getting it
>>2822370They're most likely not rerunning pearl bc in JP there was a credit card issue at the time so cygames put her banner up again as an apology
>>2822344I'm so ready its making my stomach do backflips
>>2822370>Pearl has another banner afterwards for some reason right?I dunno if I'd count on that. She had a second in JP because of payment processor issues, but not in other regions.
>>2822374>>2822375FUUUUUUUUCK... damn guess I pull for Pearl then.
>>2822370>Pearl has another banner afterwards for some reason right?We wont be getting that banner actually. That banner was because when seeking the pearl released in JP. The IOS store was shut down so they reran her. This glitch is not a thing in global.
>>2822367But it IS xogslop, it is what it is. I'm not complaining. That's objectively what this CM is. I've never complained about mile CMs, they're my favorite, but some people hate miles. /v/ma is not one person, how many times does it have to be repeated to get through your thick skulls
>>2822365To me it is, I don't have that many
Big ahh ears
>>2822378Yeah an anon actually confirmed it by looking at the banners in the Korean and Taiwanese server, they did not get the pearl rerun
>>2822352I just don't like making girls meant to lose. It's just too cruel. Imagine if you wanted to be a world class warrior, and you got a teacher. At the end of your training, you go to your first tournament, you eventually realize you were trained specifically to make sure his pet student would make it farther into tournament brackets more easily. You'd be pissed.
Send your energy please
>>2822379Will this affect our foresight?
>14/15 so far today>my only loss is to this med s uraraNot even mad desu
>>2822385Yuphttps://gametora.com/umamusume/gacha-simulator>switch to korean or taiwanese version>go to banner #59 (pearls banner)>keep going up the bannersYou will notice that pearl did not get a rerun again.
>>2822387BRING IT HOME ANON
>See >>2822249>look up the /k/ archives>picrelYou know, /k/ommandos are alright. I'd buy a gun if it was easier in my yuroburgstan
FUCK OGURI CAP
>>2822061Consider a mistress, maybe Suzuka
>>2822383You want a cope, and I'm giving you one, so here's the extended cope.If you win this "easy" one, it won't be the same accomplishment as if you win a harder one. There are more chances to win in the future, but really you ought to stop worrying about what's easy or hard. That's a fool's game. Win what you can when you can, and if you can't, no big deal.
>>2822387RAPE THAT XOGGER
This cm just sucks. You either spend days mutating just to beat actual full on scrubs. And if you bring oguri, you can really only lose to other oguris, or really bad rngt. Xoggers user who spent about 4 days making her and feel unfulfilled
>>2822387DO IT ANON!!!! YOU GOT IT!!!!
>replying to yourself
>>2822387I hope you lose.
>>2822277I lost a plat with a 95% winrate Xog to that before.
What's the front stamina requirement for Libra if I'm planning to two or three stamina drain skills like Second Wind? 700?
>>2822399>*saves the game*
>>2822404Like 600-650. They barely do anything on a track this short
G-guys?
>>2822394Please do NOT touch /ak/ anon. I am begging you. That place is worse than /uma/ and thats a shithole
>>2822402crab bucket lookin ahh
>>2822409I respect it
>>2822412Mmmm.....bucket of crabs.....
Any mile roomas today? Where is the usual host.
>>2822409Yep, he's based.
Less than 1400 speed no medium S and Oguri almost lost. How is this fair?
>>2822415OGURI NO! THOSE ARE TOREINA--- AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2822393>>2822398>>2822400>>2822402Unironically got x2 XOG x4 Dom on the last one. Oh well.
>>2822397I will add onto this, there isn't really a "hard" or "easy" CM. You can win a hard CM for retarded reasons (auto-win opponent uma got brocked, all your skills hit at the right time). You can lose an easy CM for retarded reasons (triple late start, opponent hits frame 1 Corner Accel). In the end, there is no real easy or hard plats, things just happen.
>>2822409bro you can't post that, you're destroying my whole argument about mutations and xoguri
>>2822333>playing JP onlyzased
>>2822321>>2822330Every auto uma I saw in Group A Round 2 today. 9 of these were on 3 separate teams of just bots. 19 means that out of my 120 opponent umas, just under 16% of them were auto careers.Despite this I actually lost a lot today, because there were even more debuffers and XOguris present than yesterday.
>>2822410i already browse /uma/ i'll check it out anyway
>>2822416(You) can host.
>>2822422Know that you are a better player and I wuv you more than any xog user my friend. May the mile CM bring home the plat to you.
Went 5/4/5/3 today. Much better than yesterday
>>2822422Keep your head up king.
>>2822344she is ugly bastard but female version
>>2822415>During the second Virgo Cup, a disgruntled audience member throws a crab at Oguri Cap after she gets another plat
>>2822428Your papers son? Hand em over.
>>2822422You spiritually won by not running xog
5/55/51/52/5>xog keeps not triggeringWhat a day....damage report?
Bro I know stam was a concern but I think you went a bit too far there.
Where the mile rooms at bros
>>2822436WHO THREW THIS??
>>2822447Host the room and they will join
I love this game because despite calling it Mile, it forces Amerifats to look at the superior system of distance measurement that are meters and kilometers
I'm so sick and tired of getting brocked solely because there's an excess of people running shitty Els and Taikis that can't even win.
>>2822368Considering this ended up getting 4th in one of my rooms, I don't begrudge him too much... if he gave it a few solid attempts. This CM was not good for mutating
>shit blue and pinkDamn....
>Xog and double dominator (x2)>Xog and double dominator (x2)>Xog and double dominator (x2)>Xog and double dominator (x2)>Xog and double dominator (x2)
My soulful oshiteam is going to get beat to death with a hammer by xogs. What a bad CM.....cant wait to move onto miles!
>>2822439Im a native. I started posting in the general after the banwave, and have both threads open usually. Eurotimes are slow.>papersI drew the Ichihime sticker from MJS with Tamamo
>>2822279Except us, open borders for everyone ;)
>>2822457>starts seething about Americans out of nowhereWhy are you like this
>>2822461>runaway in a 1600 speed medium with chance of 4X debufferswould have been perfectly fine as a regular front
>>2822466>Ichihime sticker from MJS with TamamoAh, havent seen that but you know what? Good shit. Enjoy your residency.
>>2822460SLOW YOUR ROLL
Alright anon, lets make it nice and easy. Hand over the nishino friend codes
3/3/2/1 Saw a lot more stam debuffers than doms today - lost when it hit 3+. Also a lot less fronts today too.
>>2822468Not seething, I wuv Ameribros, but your measure systems are dogshit
>>2822463Tomorrow people are gonna post their Xog + Double Dom Miss Victoria and it's going to have 0 spiritual value
>>2822475You want my friend codes? How adorable...
>>2822463Its so shit man. Like its not even all that hard its just soulless
Dude I have quite literally NEVER seen el condor pasa win. Why bring her?
>>2822478It's not like anyone in my lifetime voted on this shit, I know it's retarded
>>2822460free nsm for my digigoat? don't mind if I do!
>>2822484JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA EL TRABAJADOR MAS FUERTE
>>2822484Because not everyone has dirt umas other than El/Taiki/Oguri. Not everybody wanted to mutate either, I don't blame them it's slop.
>>2822475I'm thinkin...no. I have Nishino and she's mine, all mine.
>>2822484You need 3 dirt umas to enter the CM, and El has a higher chance of winning than base Urara.
Look at her go
You ARE borrowing her next CM right anon?
>>2822484putting bricks into your team instead of debuffers is lowkey based
Is this worse than Gemini 1?
didn't many of our words and measurements come from the UK than they changed it up to spite us (Canada)? Like soccer came from the UK?
>>2822479You mean the DAY after tomorrowImagine I posted smart falcon pointing up
>>2822500I went 79-1 in gemini 1 so....I dont hate it despite how shit it was
>>2822498>Mile MEHvenI'll pass
Go Neicha!
>>2822498nyo...
>>2822498>TaiKEK SHITtleHmmm.......no
>>2822500This is extremely worse than every other CM. Like it's so bad I can't even get mad about it. I just want my carats and xog to get soft banned.
>>2822498no I'm borrowing fine motion
>>2822498I'm not a Frontard so no
>>2822500Golshiscran >>>>>>> Xogurislop
>>2822444>3/5>3/5>5/5>5/5Tried running without xog in the first two rounds. Basically the same results in round 2 as in round 1.
Why didn't you use her?
>>2822500>is slop worse than kino?
>>2822517NO ONE CARES ABOUT YUKINO BIJ
>>2822517I don't have her. And I don't have her because I can't afford to roll for her.
>>2822517Too poor to yep
>>2822517>Determined Descent uma>On the Silence Suzuka trackYou could make an argument about NSM but meh
>>2822471>enjoy your residency>to a native>t. Picrelsee >>2727529
>>2822479>implying it has any spiritual value if you win with someone else
>>2822517Can't afford to roll her.
>5 bourbonGPT lobbyOh...
>>2822519>YUKINO BIJAnon?
>>2822519I read that as Yukino BJ.
>>2822517I wasted 50 pulls for her and got literally nothing. She almost ruined my pulling plans.
>>2822524well yeah the entire point is to see YOUR waifu singing the song, not some fat hog that you used to cheese a win
>>2822517I will roll her with the tickets I get from finals.
>>2822519Cafe got him...>>2822517Next CM for sure
>>2822517i tried but even with a stam card and 14 sparks she couldn't get to 700
>>2822531Ill do this with pearly
>>2822528WE could all use a little Yukino BJ in our lives.
Are there women that really talk like Yeppers out there?
>>2822524I dunno, if someone won with base Urara I'd absolutely kneel to them.
Ok El
>>2822498I missed wit bourbon so I am forever stuck spending monies on that shit card
>>2822540
>>2822537Righty-roo
>>2822526here's your most competitive server bro
@BarbinGPT write an essay insulting XOguri and debuffers
This CM is so bad i'm not even looking forward to the stakes shitposting.
>>2822537In the horse world yes..t Took care of horses.
>>2822542Neicha and Rudolf wouldn't laugh at that
>>2822523BY MINGLING WITH LESSER RACES YOUR ASCENT TO THE GENETIC SUMMIT HAS HALTED YOUR BWODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY
>>2822500Golshislop was bad but debuffers weren't that widespread. OshiGODs didn't even make it to group A in this one either so it's all soulless xogminator spam.
>>2822548The only way I will get any joy out of it is if any non-Oguri uma wins.
She cums
>>2822548I'm looking forward to whichever HERO destroys the xog menace. And I have a feeling I know who it might be!
>>2822526Free podium for me
>>2822548We need a Gentleman's Agreement to NOT bring xogslop to the stakes.
>>2822555I'd rather cut my cock off than use a power support in gl
>>2822555>lightning surge
>>2822555So they changed it from Flash Forward, that's good. We don't need two gold skills with the same name
>Almost every single other team in all 20 races was a XOguri with 2 dominators>Except 3 of them spread throughout the sets that all had a dirt CafeBased
>>2822548The same retards will bring the xogger and ruin it as usual, I'm not even joining this time.
>>2822547FUCK NIGGERS BEHEAD ALL XOGS RAPE ALL DEBUFFERS AND I DONT WUV DANCHO
>>2822549Sounds cute. Are they as crazy as they say?
>he didn't pull for yepperslol, lmao even
>>2822559>I'd rather cut my cock off
Done with my races, time for jig.https://jiggie.fun/kp9Z1u
>>2822565Hey dont look at me im bringing digiGOAT!
>>2822557Meanwhile I get 3 manually built xogs in all my rooms
>>2822565Im bringing falco tho
>>2822571>someone saved it??????Of all the drawshits i made Why would anyone save this one?
>>2822565I'm going to bring a dominator instead
>>2822567Yes. Stay away from the Hispanic ones especially.
>>2822555Why doesn't slick surge upgrade into lightning surge instead?
>>2822566>I DONT WUV DANCHOHEY I DID NOT SAY THAT, I WUV MY DANCHO. BAD BARBIN
>>2822578LEL KWABdor CACA bros....
>>2822436>She thanks him for the afternoon snack
>>2822584KILL DANCHOU!
>>2822544Most competitive server? Well they're the most soulless server at least! It's the same shit over and over again, the hog and two debuffers. Xog Grass Natie, Xog Grass Natie, and they're so soulless they aren't even being trained by people! That's right, this CM is so shit people don't even want to play the game, the game is playing itself. And it's working, you even see these guys in group A because this fat hog isn't satisfied with plats. She's not satisfied with wealth, fame, fancy dinners every night. She's worse than soulless. She's a soul devourer. Just participating in this CM is a chance that the hog eats your soul and shits it out, just like those guys sending their mutants out to die.
*enters*
>>2822551>bwodyKek
>>2822578I don't think I have a shot with any of them anyways, and I'm not American
>>2822587
>>2822558Nah that's not >fun imo. Trying to kill her fair and square is the way to go.
>>2822589Im about to enter her fucking ass no lube if I see her in one of my lobbies again fuck neigha
>>2822517I would "use" her but she yeps from there.
>>2822588I'D RATHER HAVE A MEJIRO RYAN TAKE A MEJIRO DUMP ON MY CHEST THAN TO RUN DOUBLE DEBEFFER XOGS
Apologize to march
>>2822591If you pay for their horse they will wuv you. Estimated $300-600 a month.
ITS NOT EVEN FULFILLING TO KILL OGURI NOW
does independent trigger secret events?
>>2822600I'm sorry...sorry you're a JOBBER!
>>2822602Fuck that!
>>2822600No.
My god. Its actually here kinda soon
>>2822612Tachyon can lab on my sparks if you know what I mean
>>2822612What's the skinny on this event? why is it so hyped up?
WOOOOOOOOOOOW DUDE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT SHE ACTIVATED HER UNIQUE IN THE WRONG SPOT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE ITS GOOD? THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO I GAVE HER 6 RECOVERIES AND SHE STILL MISSED.
>>2822604Yeppers
>>2822615You get to inject your sparks with steroids and turn them into 3 star blues
>>2822587which club's members would say this?
>>2822615It lets you increase the level of blue/pink sparks, so go from 1* Mile to 3* Mile.
>>2822615>you have a parent with great whites and bad blues and pinks>BOOM>you now have a parent with great whites, blues and pinks
>>2822620/herse/
>>2822615It lets you upgrade the star level of your pink, blue and green sparks
>>2822569Completely awful build, Tachyon didn't finish her chain, I didn't get See Ya Later from LH, didn't get the 19 songs by final concert, wit trainings were non existent, despite all that she just brute forces her way through on the final straight with her unique + medium S
>>2822616lolcows only survive because people monetarily support them. Like gachas.
>>2822600built for oguri cap futa cock
>>2822619>>2822621>>2822624Damn, okayIf I wasn;t looping hard enough already im redoubling my efforts now
>>2822344My long wait is finally going to pay off.I'm so fucking happy.
>>2822617but it didn't give me sunny sign hint on kwabasaki kinen on falco
>>2822620Party /v/an
>>2822630Also, its not a permanent item. You use it on sparks you got or its gone after the event.
>just manually grind parents anon! it's faster!FUCK YOU
>>2822625I think our standards might be way too high....
>>2822636this is why top trainers bot their runs
>Autoselect>Still get to group A finals
I got to the 2nd concert and the drunk whore hasn't given me tokens a single time...
>>2822620/v/ooners
>>2822636There's literally no reason to manually do parent runs anymore at all>b-b-but support chains!They finish in my auto runs as often as they finish in manual ones.
>>2822625Its NSM actually. Barely anyone was insane enough to get it.
>>2822636>just manually grind parents anon! it's faster!NOBODY fucking says this. Who told you that?
chain event more like chain gang
>>2822643BEAT HER JUICY ASS
All people who didn't run xogslop get a free blowjob from light hello
>>2822645Actually there is one reason, making debuffer parents kinda sucks on GL and Auto fucks up in Nunity so id think the best way to make them is doing them manually in unity>debuffer parentsYeah I know, but id rather have my own shitty ones to make the rest of this scenario less painful
>>2822645>They finish in my auto runs as often as they finish in manual ones.This just isn't true. I can easily go 5 autos in a row without a single chain finishing
>>2822623>>2822626>>2822651Errrr...I'm gonna assume it's not l-looking good for them?
>>2822641AutoCHADS fucking WON
>>2822654I don't have an adult woman fetish just put the tokens in the bag
>>2822658Anon....
>>2822658/herse/ is in a pretty bad place ngl.
>>2822655but debuffers are universal and work on all tracks? you build a good one once and it's fine for several scenarios?
>>2822665Do they have a plan?
How much money do I gotta drop on a prostitute to dress up as light hello and be in character. Im serious.
>>2822646I've been using it in Open and it seems decent. Really strong when it hits right. Not nearly comparable ofc but I've been beating xogs and getting good times with just N&N, NSM and 0 midrace.
Why are you in group B
>>2822669
>>2822669you don't need to pay to get a prostitute curren chan is on the daily legend race now
>>2822668The plan is to slowly bleed out as people jump ship each month, so technically, yes!t. actually reads club chat
>>2822669I dunno, ask the guy that hired a prostitute just to act out Inazuma Eleven scenes with him.
>>2822667Miles and mediums because you 564 them. For longs Runaway rabbits are kino and sprints is pacer heaven.
>>2822021are the stakes tomorrow or on thursday?
>>2822678That's honestly a bit sad, hope everyone can find a new home without too much pain
>>2822683Thursday, remember they gotta rig them for 24 hours
>>2822683Thursday.Round 2 ends in about 23 hours, then 24 hours of registration/matching for finals.
>>2822686They can have my spot in der/v/ next month.
>>2822669honestly probably whatever their going rate is as long as you provide the cosplay for them
Grim
>>2822678That is an awful fate for the 2nd oldest club in /v/. My question is, why not just kick the corpses that people are unhappy about? There's literally people asking for a club every thread.
>>2822669Wouldn't it be easier to just find some woman with big tits and have her be your girlfriend? Then you can have her roleplay with you and shit.
>>2822695Not him but no, it literally would not be easier.
>>2822693Fart Smalcon...
>>2822679Jesus that reminded me, we were allies with Inaz/v/ma right? How are they doing?
>>2822669Several hundred dollars is probably enough
>>2822695Where do you think you are.
>>2822693
>>2822697It would probably be cheaper though rather than paying some hooker thousands of dollarsSome big titted girlfriends will even pay for YOUR shit. Lots of lonely mommy types out there, just saying.
>>2822699They're long dead
Since her children have made it to A finals, do we have to recongnize Mihono Bourbon as a first rate trainer?
>>2822691What? Why?
>>2822694Our danchou just jerks off all day instead of reading club chat, probably to h*mans like a sick fuck too.
>>2822669Likely this >>2822692Might have to try a few different ones to get one that can pull it off to a satisfying degree
>>2822694Dancho has not made a club card yet, talked in chat in like 2 weeks to the point people joked about everyone mass following him one day to see if he'd notice and open chat since he didn't say anything even when collecting his monthly gibs, assuming he did, much less expressed any desire to actually fix things.
>>2822702There are people here with wives and kids brocephalus
>>2822708xhe's shitpostingno but actually danchou's leaving and giving ownership to the highest earner, it's over
>>2822697Personally, I think he should learn how to make his own Light Hello. He will not find what he desires in real women. He has to create the technology.
>>2822699Bruh they fizzled out and died naturally. A thread surviving as long and as healthy as ours is the exception not the rule. /v/aca is for the most part dead too. When is the last time you saw a dispatch thread or a lobcorp thread in /v/? We are an oddity
>>2822704You have to factor in the costs it would take to get the gf first, then to butter her up for it over time. GF are for investments (and the market is ASS).With hookers it's just pay and go.
>>2822718Did FBI find his Nishistash?
Holy shit I finally managed to SS an auto grandparent attempt.
>>2822712I really dont understand why a person like that wouldn't just relinquish power. That's some Denethor shit. He's trying to burn himself and the the entire club with him
>>2822706She's a former queen of /v/ma. Of course
Cygames should give my umawife a 2nd alt already, and she should be meta for at least 2 years, and they should add her to global early
my go to hooker could probably pull off the Light Hello cosplay pretty well now I kinda want to do it too...
I hate Oguri. I hate debuffers.Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
>>2822724yeah he's becoming palm beach Dan now
>>2822731*Tamamo Talk
>>2822725Not completely awful rolls either.
>>2822704neigha, this is 4chan. Half of use are KHVs
>>2822669You don't need to pay a woman to ghost you and be useless
>>2822723Every single girlfriend I've had in my life has literally paid for my shit. I never bought them gifts or took them on dates and they stayed with me until I got too bored/crazy and dumped them. They're not nearly as expensive as people think if you don't go after shallow materialistic/gold digger types. Like I said there are "sugar mommies" out there who will literally pay for you to be their boy toy. It can be a net profit if you play your cards right.
>>2822718This is a joke btw in case people don't get it.
>pro-foid propaganda in MY /v/mafuck off
>>2822726Or he just hasn't realized because he's oblivious and burn out
>>2822736But they'll hire an expensive prostitute to roleplay as an anime character? I'm just saying if you're gonna goout of your way to do something that humiliating, might as well go the extra mile and find a nerdy girlfriend that will do that shit for free. Go to a convention and start flirting with uma cosplayers, they'd probably be into it. I don't fucking know. Just giving you guys some options here.
Why not do a /v/mers situation in /herse/? I think there might actually be enough demand for another A-A+ club it could be done.
>>2822739>Every single girlfriend I've had in my life has literally paid for my shitWell gosh golly gee, Mr. Chad, aren't you fortunate?
>this made it to the finals
neigha is giving arrested% speedrun hints
>>2822744But this has been going on for a looooooong while....man I remember when danchou used to join rooms.
>>2822747Is it finally time for /v/madacchi?
>>2822749No fucking way dudeYou have to close the fucking champions meeting. Only geniuses do that.
>>2822753No its time for Wu/v/ (You)
>Just had a promising run get bricked by Fine deciding to lock training THREE FUCKING TURNS IN A ROW right at the end, and always to something useless that also gave no good tokensOkay I guess I'll have to find some other pace chaser to run for this CM who doesn't hate my fucking gutsAny recommendations?
>>2822748I'm lucky to be handsome, but like I said too crazy to actually love anybody probably so I don't put poor girls through that misery anymore. But I was once a nerdy, shy person who had trouble socializing. I just forced myself to not be. I know it's not that easy but if it's something you want you need to put in the effort
>>2822757Come home to Nishino anon.
>>2822757don't start the car
>>2822757the sexier mare
>>2822765uoh
>>2822757>he has zero motionNot very fine of you.
>>2822749>>2822754I forgot to post his build. It gets worse the more you look at itWhat a dogshit CM
>>2822760I was handsome, once. Too bad I was too much of a sperg.
>Brian stole a win from a Rickey by proc'ing a duel with herThat may have been the most intelligent move she made today
I am scared of foids thats why I play uma musume. I need to find good whorehouse that offers mcqueen cosplay when I visit japan next month.
yerp i'm thinkin' there's a 50/50 chance i plat
What's the best pace chaser combination if I wanna run triple pace bros?
>>2822657>I can easily go 5 autos in a row without a single chain finishingCan be fixed by running 3+ pals so your event pool doesn't get too crowded
>>2822774Hit me up if you find one.
>>2822777Fine, Camping Taiki (og taiki is mid) and flower
>>2822774I'm not scared of foids anymore, just disappointed.
>>2822779I don't really have the cards to run 3 pal cards and get SS
>>2822776>Censoring Tachyon's eyes
>>2822747I am interested in this initiative. If it's actually gonna happen. Im not in a /v/ club yet but I could do this.
>>2822784SfV works for OG Taiki, so she's still strong
>>2822784if n&n is so good is it a bad idea to waste a slot on daiwa power?
I'm gonna do it
>>2822794Nah, its a brick card.
>>2822794It's really fucking rough to spend a slot on a power card and still hit your speed/wit goals.
>>2822795ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYOUR GIBS
>>2822794It's better to borrow Nishino Wit, which is an actual good card, and then cope with Head On instead of borrowing Diawa and coping with Straight Descent
This is the 2nd Yukino, 2nd Shichi and 1st Hishiama I've seen in group B Yukino lost to my Digitan by 3 and a half lengths
>>2822790Then you shouldn't care what chains finish because you're not using cards for skill hints anyway.
>>2822798why do backliners do this then?
Am i bricked.
>>2822806>100TP
>>2822804The accel from daichi ruby is pixel perfect, and at least ruby has a skill point bonus.
I'm depressed and feeling super lonely, could someone post something nice (image) to alleviate that? thank you.
>>2822801what if i use both
>>2822813
>>2822760I don't think I'm ugly but I'm wasting my best years without being able to get a relationship, I am just incapable of flirting or attracting someone, could you give me a tip or two
>>2822806>no MachanOwari da...
>>2822813I would but you posted ticket
>>2822813DOBER LOVE!!!!!!!
>>2822813Here you go :)
>>2822826I see this every night.
>>2822813Fine (Motion)
>>2822813Sorry, i only have suicide inducing images
Where the mile rooms at? WHERE ARE THEY
>>2822835That's not Fine Motion.
>>28228152 speed, 2 wit, LH, and a dead card can work if your uma has speed growths, or you can bring speed sparks instead of power, but it's substantially less comfy and you're giving up a good amount of SP because you're dropping Sweepy to only run Kita + Tachyon and Fine + Nishino, plus needing to hit speed more instead of wit which is less SP
I love GL so much bros.
>>2822774I play this game because I love fictional girls. I cannot love real people.
>>2822842You know I think it would be nice if I could avoid canonically cucking my trainee
>>2822845Being stupid with light hello is more fun tho
>>2822843But could you wuv real people?
>>2822845Every scenario has MANDATORY NTR moving forward
>>2822849I have never sent a wuv you.
*hard carries you*
>>2822839
Now that the dust has settled, why did she fail?
thank you guys, I'm moved by your effort to cheer me up. good night
>>2822852Same as every other CM, Digitan has won me three plats.
>>2822842I hate it, I'm getting filtered by it despite "understanding" what I need to do. It's too hard for me
>>2822857Fronts get raped by double dom. Which is why Digitan is performing better. Same reason Late Rickey works
SINCE WHEN DID SHE HAVE ALL THAT
>>2822813Have this happy mobuma anon
>>2822852*hard carries you*
>Undefeated>loses to clankers
>>2822864>he fell for the magician's tricks.
>>2822866WHY IS SHE LEGLOCKING
>>2822852she does way better than i expect her to, i love this dweeb
>>2822864I think everyone in the pretty derby anime is bigger and sluttier.
>>2822871That lane movement in her unique and super stan is lowkey kinda crazy.
>>2822869>he doesn't know
Why is N&N treated more respectably than OYL?
>>2822857>Light Hello ruins Smart Falcon's future>Smart Falcon becomes the new Light Hello
Is there a way to make my uma stop swinging so hard to the outside?
>>2822878I don't think that's true. If I had to guess, more umas have N&N on their base kit compared to OYL
What does Morumoto-kun mean?
>>2822881Being a front runner and being 1st place on the inner rail as you enter the final corner.
Running into someone from /v/ma during CM is pretty fun.
Do you guys listen to anything while grinding aces? Tell me what you listen to while you play.
>>2822891For me its creepypastas.
>>2822891Sometimes I listen to YouTube vids. I made my dirtsloppa aces while watching some summoningsalt trash.
>>2822894Creepypastas in big 2026?
>>2822891Asmongold if he's streaming
>>2822891True crime and various horror channels mostly
>>2822891Bodycam channels
>>2822899Yuh, they're always fun. Vidya ones typically suck but there are some relatively new decent ones
>>2822850She wishes
>>2822891I like to binge series while working on aces. I just finished up twin peaks.
>>2822904Really? Any examples?
>>2822906Shes THE most NTR since she rapes toreina san in every run, regardless of deck.
>>2822891I have Victoria Frontier's stream in the background
>>2822891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-E0IrjgpUkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=micujFCbG5Uhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD_LM9hHjqhLwmXEBcJh4YzudCAsh-g4v
>>2822891I have youtube autoplaying on my TV some generic lofi/synthwave shit most days, but i've been looping while llistening to Mabysio/s albums on youtube, synthjazz kind of deal, which im not 100% sure is AI generated music, either that or its stolen
>>2822878Pace has jack shit for accels half the time as you can tell by this track where there's one good Pace.>Red Shift is dead 99% of the time, and when it's not other positions can also use it>Budding Blossom and SFV are situational depending on where the last corner is, sometimes even if you are the uma who gets it naturally>Angling you have to steal from the Front horde or be lucky Pace>Straight Descent is good on about 3 tracks total>Nimble/NSM require you to pray when they're not also badYou have no choice but to gamble usually, so when your options are "take Neck and Neck and pray" or "pray your other weaker accels hit", you're a bit screwed either way. Paces have no options, Lates/Ends have a lot. We're getting Solid Strike soon (Medium only carryover + accel), but other than that Brian will be the only one with a reliable Long accel until we get Opera Wit.
>>2822891Oneyplays or bodycam vids
>>2822891Audiobooks are always a good thing to listen to. Next time i go hard on aces I'll listen to east of eden
>>2822813Since we are /soc/ posting I don't care about being lonely but I hate my fucking job and it's the source of most of my misery. I have 0 autonomy I just follow orders, whenever I don't and try to make an improvement by myself it gets disregarded and discarded. And in the end all I do is that while enduring being in a noisy office with nosy people who I slightly dislike. It's like being subjected to mild annoyances for 9 hours every day for the rest of my life just to make someone else's company bigger. Every day I wake up I feel like a complete cuck.My family is not well off. It's full of losers with no job that have been parasites to their parents all their lives. I despise them for what they are and part of why I endure is the disgust I feel for them. I either am a cuck of society or yet another disgusting parasite. Feels bad man.Umamusume.
Its over.
>>2822935
>>2822923Dont we get opera wit before the long after the arima kinen anyway?
>>2822891I just listen to whatever is on my liked playlist or my usual selection of TCG sloptubers if they're live or have a new video.
>>2822891EATEOT Stage 6 on loop
>>2822910I dont really have any single one in particular to point out right now but new stuff is always being made and its usually pretty high quality. Just look up "creepypasta" in youtube and search until you find something interesting. A lot of vidya ARGs are made nowadays
Not having medium S and opponents fielding quad doms killed a lot of my winning chances. Still, way better than I have expected it to be.
>>2822555>Lightning Surgewell now I gotta bring tamamo for the next CM
She's doing the thing >>2822891Robcdee vods
>>2822891Just game music mainly. And now thinking about it, I'm pissed at how bad the Bravely Second music is compared to the first game.
>>2822937That CM is supposed to be in mid January, Opera Wit isn't estimated until early/mid February. All guessing until we get much closer of course
How's it looking?
>>2822969Looking solid
>>2822969's alrightI'm not suicidally depressed like some anons here but I think mostly because I was sad for so many years that I got bored of it eventuallyNow im just meh about everything
>>2822969I'm in A finals, I can't complain.
>>2822969I'm so disinterested in global now and it's going to be a long 2 years before I can care again
>>2822969If i'll manage to get like 3000 carats in this week, fucking great
Why does Nice Natie say this during the CM matching screen?
Probably would have had a higher winrate if I ran double doms but close to 80% isn't bad. Also ran into another anon who frequents the rooms here was pretty cool. Small world.
>>2822976After the CM she wants to buy property and live with you.
>>2822982>buy propertyIn this economy?
>>2822976>Let's have a house and 3 children torena haha...What did she mean by this? By children she means CMs, right?
>>2822982I don't make enough money to be a home owner in Tokyo, even with President Akikawa's generous salary rate.
>>2822969Dirt CM's going terribly, of course, but I just highrolled my first UF so it's lookin' good for next CM
>>2822982I already have a house though.
This shot is almost criminal
>>2822857Midrace uniques aren't good enough anymore with everyone having enough midrace that they can largely keep up, while late race stuff means that she can't close it out because just Angling isn't enough
>>2822969My trainees are plenty, my A group finals is settled, my carats are fullI dare say it's..looking good
>>2822872It's true.
>>2822872
>>2822891Major League Balatro, Revival Starcraft League, and vsinger karaoke streams
>>2823005SEXXXXX
>>2823003Did Taiki even show up again in the anime after she taught Special Needs how to run up a hill?
>>2822996Stop lusting after Inari already we already got to see her tits yesterday
>>2822999It depends, I like Tama's ult and that's mid-race. But then again maybe that's not a fair comparison because it can also be late-race sometimes and Tail Nine is kinda stupid.
>>2822977Did you beat his ass though.
>>2822891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHubmkOe-MQ
Hopefully tomorrow I get my Rice ace, Sirious Symboly card is pretty good because you can kill her on the first event and her high prio and stacking friendship is nice
>A finalsFUCK YES FINALLY>using XOguriFUCK YES IT'S MY FIRST A FINALS
>>2823013No. It was close but I lost by a head I believe.
>No mile roomas today.This cant be.....
>>2823005
>>2822996Every front shot involving Inari is absurd.
>>2823023>Inari One>There are two ???
>>2822891I put soundgarden if I get fucked on the first run then autoplay into whateverhttps://youtu.be/KhkBbUn0xdg?list=RDKhkBbUn0xdg
>>2822969>~80% wr with an ace (not xoguri) made with relatively low effort and 2 domsyep it's comfy
I dropped out of the top 15 monthly earners for my club
>>2823005Holy FUCK, Neicha.
>>2823025That's Onigiri Second
>>2822969A finals, now I'm going to be a villain and make a full clanker xog + 2 doms team
I'm already tired of Grand Live
>>2823011I'm talking exclusively for Fronts, back line positions have multiple accels and such that they have a strong win condition if they're in position to hit them. Fronts got really fucked with the early skill changes making N&N and OYL more reliable while Unrestrained is in a much weirder position but they don't have anything to stack with Angling yet, though Kita White isn't that far out
>>2822969It's lookin'
>>2823040Many are saying this.
>>2823040i genuinely cannot even find the motivation to even look for grandparents for auto runs, i might just do a couple of runs for each CM with whatever i have and call it a day until GM arrives
welp, in b finals.
>>2823040at least after GL there's GM to look forward to
>>2823054
How can you be tired of Grand Live if you aren’t even playing it most of the time?
>>2823055I will not fall for S*GA propaganda
>>2823051I'm not talking autoruns. I'm talking about the damn mode. I know how to play it, I can get high ranked umas but I just don't have fun playing it. I don't care for the shop, it's the same thing everytime, it just feels like busywork and if you get shit training options the run is glue. Just feels like URA but more busywork so it takes slightly longer.
>>2823055>no free pulls on scenario tax card>colorslopNah
>>2823057>i got an okay parent, i'll try to make an ace>guts gain, stam gain, no tokens, LH not showing up to trainings, bad rainbows, chains not finishing>off to play something else, 1/5 borrows used for the daylike that
>>2823029Anon.....lets have a talk, please step forward to room 101.
>>2823057Nigga I'm playing it right fucking now and it sucks bitch. I wouldn't be complaining if I wasn't playing this shit. Fuckin retards need to keep their mouths shut
>>2823054Aw man that shit sucks, it was a super brutal CM due to all the xoggers. Shit was BAD.
Idk, I get why some don't like it but I enjoy GL. Mile runs are so damn fun.
>>2823074But everyone said they were having an easy time with all the globalshitters in their matches
>>2823076Building for mile has been fine, but anything that needs stamina is going to hurt.
>>2823076Changing the distance does make GL any better. As a matter of fact, the mile makes it much much harder for me because now I have to worry about somehow squeezing Ruby into my deck when my Borrow Slot isn't open for pretty much any style that's not pace.
>>2823057It’s hard to play when my runs glue so fast. It’s crazy to say but I honestly think I prefer MANT even with its bullshit. Don’t get me wrong, we needed to move past MANT but this doesn’t actually feel any better. They somehow managed to make deckbuilding even more restrictive.
>>2823081does **not make GL any better
>>2823057>0 TE songs show up by the end of junior year>Glue>Trainee somehow loses debut race and Light Hello ghosts you until just before classic summer>Glue>RNG finally decides not to fuck you as hard and you finish the run>Still not usable either because stats aren't high enough or your support chains didn't finish despite the level 6 support chain frequency increase>3/5 borrows gone with nothing to show for itWouldn't be as bad if we had more borrows, but this mode sucks
>>2823079I really don't see how removing stamina from the equation makes the mode any better. Everything that still sucked about GL sucks the same way. Anything that would have bricked your run now is still gonna brick your run for miles. How exactly is it more fun? You can run speed sparks instead of stam? You have one more card slot open? You can run more characters? That doesn't really make it any better to me. Sorry but the mode still sucks.
>match against the dotobro from der/v/that is one nasty xoguri
I have not had a single bad GL run. This is my peak
>>2823095I fuckin hate the dodgers
>>2823095doyers mentioned
>first attempt in round 2>go 4-1>every attempt since>2-3 or worseI am a lot less confident now that I've realised I kind of only squeaked into A finals.
>>2823095I fucking love the Dodgers
>>2823095The dodgers are total slutsThey just collab with anyone who asks
>>2823095
>>2823057Speaking of, I haven't done manual GL yet. I finally get to do that tomorrow.
>>2823095Don't care unless they get one of the umas to sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
>>2823104that's every baseball team, some fucking jap hvac company bought the naming rights for the astros stadium
>>2823116Imagine if they got Makween to do it.
Its a shame that Biko Pegasus is so far away into the future because I really want to run her with Akebono for sprints. In Akebono's words, Torena-san is the dashi, she's the hot pot and I would argue that Biko is the missing ingredients
oh hey i hit something
>>2823095What is it with the Dodgers and doing weeb shit
>>2823099Why is seiun so sexy
>>2823087Idk man not that anon but I just don't hate the mode. Like building for mile has been pretty damn fun to me while I couldn't stomach doing MANT runs after a week. Different strokes for different folks I suppose
>>2823136Code? I might wanna borrow that
>>2823100Personally I always get suspicious if I win too much. It feels like a setup to a prank, the huge favorite and strongest trainer fucking loses plat in a humiliating fashion like a moron, go laugh at him. I'm used to being a loser underdog, I don't feel comfortable unless everyone expects me to lose.
What exactly is preventing me from running smaru with speed taiki since I cant use her card?
>>2823155Nothing?
>>2823150I'm waiting for Ruby PWR before I put my Nishino up for borrow because some people are using my current borrow 527703502954
CM Status?
>>2823161might be lookin' kinda maybe okay
>>2823161I can only lose to xog
>>2823161I am underwhelmed at the level of competition, I need stronger battles
>>2823159OHHHHH shit, I borrow your gold city. I think i have enough of her in my lineages but just to be sure, are you switching her out tmw? Just gotta know if I need some last min loopas.
>>2823161It's xogger
All those A+ and S uma in Group A? Those are bots sent by Cygames to give you free wins so you don't rage quit.
>>2823161Didn't try, didn't run xog, now I'm in B finalsAt least I have my previous Virgo plat. On a normal CM I would be fuming but this was so boring and mind numbing that I honestly don't give much of a shit.
>>2823177Yeah I'll be switching her out for Nishino tomorrow
>>2823143It's the favorite team of the japs
Which secret events are ACTUALLY worth going all the way for anons? Im looking at some mile characters and some of them could REALLY use a skill or two from them.
>>2823161I made it to the big race once again and I am ready to receive my third place prize.
>>2823180Isn't crazy prick lady way taller than Bono? Why isn't she ever portrayed as a giant?
>>2823190Most of them aren't worth it at all, coins and training are too important.
>>2823161I had fun
OH YEAH ITS GAMER TIME
>>2823190Just click on the red balls lmao
>>2823190Brian's :)
>>2823180Can they send some for finals?
I dont know if smart falcon can sense my natural dislike of dirters but this fucking WHORE gives me the WORST RNG that has ever seen umankind. Literally no other uma gives me so much trouble when it comes to building what the fuck is her problem
ENTERPeople will probably ruin it and do some gay shit like making UF5 umas in unity with 5 wit decks
>>2823208Can I auto it?
>>2823205This is your punishment for trying to break the natural order anon. Dirters were meant to stay on the dirt just like umajesus said in the umabible
>>2823205girls bully guys they like
>>2823190Maya's. Yepper's.
>>2823209Honestly probably? Those were never difficult. But its a dun challenge so I wouldn't
>>2823210Can you cite the exact umaverse in the umabible that states this?
I am straight up so confused. I qualified for A finals for the first time since the URA era. I thought about becoming more competitive when GL came around and I did it but im getting major impostor syndrome because I 100% frauded some wins. I feel like im gonna get brutalized in finals and exposed as a shitter
>>2823215Dirtinthians 9:24 Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run ye, that ye may obtain. And let not the dirt runner forsake the dirt, lest she be humbled upon the turf.
I seem to have fallen for the Rulerganda. She's a total dork and I like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3KfKJz21H0
>>2823210I broke the natural order for Sprints and made a Sprint G Uma win plat though. Also I'm running three turfers on dirt.
>>2823222I can't like rulah too much because I picture a board of Cygamesu execs designing her and going "ok so, shes a loser videogame lover with no socail skills, just like our players!"
>>2823239I should care, but I have no shame. Bring on the pandering hobo Cheval lookalike. I won't complain.
If I set an Uma who has mediums in her mandatory races to Sprint stats in auto, will she still win those races?
>>2823239I also picture the horse owner giving them a double thumbs up and telling them "she needs to be a rag-wearing girlfailure"
>>2823247It's guaranteed if she has B rank aptitude or higher in medium.Otherwise it's RNG.
>>2823247You will win every race that you have the aptitudes for, assuming you do not run 4 or more races in a row. That setting for Balanced/Stamina/Sprint doesn't do much
>>2823247Its based on aptitudes not on stats. It doesn't actually simulate a career that you can look at.
>>2823239but isn't she a loser tabletop game lover
>>2823257>>2823258>>2823259That's good to know, thanks.
>>2823247Your uma can have shitty stats and still win TSS if she has the aptitude to run it
>>2823260She seems to prefer those but you literally meet her before the game story starts by playing 4X games with her on steam
>>2823260Shes a fa/tg/irl? Based
>>2823221Witlet post, you shouldn't take what umapaul says at face value, read Darley 2:14>And then she spake unto the dirters, saying, "Fear not the turf, neither flee from it. For I have run upon the grass, and behold, I did not perish. Therefore, let no Uma be bound by the soil beneath her feet, but let her run wherever her Trainer commandeth."Train wit
>/v/ma - religion
>/v/ma - Bible study
You think the uma equivalent of a cross is a black suqare because...y'know...
>>2823277>umapaulWell, I think christianity does exist in the uma universe but I doubt that Paul changed into an uma.
Someone gets these DIRTERS out of here
>>2823285I don't know
>>2823287I am not part of an Abrahamic religion. Do horses even show up in the bible.
>>2823290Well yeah. In Revelations. That's where the whole "horsemen of the apocalypse" thing comes from.
>>2823292Those are not actual horses though. Those are symbols. I'm talking about, does a horse physically appear in the Bible at any point
>>2823290Ezekiel 23:20
>>2823290Horses are mentioned 188 times in the KJV
>>2823294The verse is talking about curren btw
>>2823290Yes. Even dinosaurs show up in the bible.
What the fuck is a horse.
>>2823303like a unicorn but without a horn
>>2823285do NOT the cattle, shlempe
>>2823303I think it's another name for slutty girls
>>2823293Esther 6:8King Xerxes wants to honor Mordecai, so he asks Haman what should be done for him so he says"have them bring a royal robe the king has worn and a horse the king has ridden, one with a royal crest placed on its head".
>>2823310>Give the King's sloppy seconds uma to this guyMan what the fuck is wrong with this xerxes guy.
>>2823303Think like.....a donkey right. But good looking.
I'm staying here for 3 days
>>2823315That's not a very nice thing to say about Rice
>>2823306How would a unicorn even survive in the wild without a horn lol>tfw you will never go back to the better times when cryptid urban myths were at least somewhat plausible.
>>2823316Thats fine, post your cutest ardan pic and you're cool with me
>>2823310
What a splendid thread!
>>2823320DEEPEST LORE
2/1/1/2/1/0/2/1 for all of R2, fuck my life, at least the next CM is a mile
>>2823327You got anything ready for the mile CM? I love how many early roomas we've seen. We desperately need some rn
>>2823320Oh no, we're getting that third Oguri reign, aren't we?
>>2823190Absolutely none that require you to do extra races
>>2823328i haven't started, i need to make parents still, i will never use borrows on ace runs ever again, fuck this 5 borrows a day missing shit, single handedly wasted 1 week on failed ace runs for this last cm
>>2823319I don't have any
>>2823329Look its a classic prisoners dilemma, ALL WE NEED is for people to NOT BE FUCKING FAGGOTS and AVOID bringing xog to the stakes. Im sure people will be rational since its all in our self interest....right?
Should I be putting budding blossom on my late surgers over pulse?
>>2823334avatars aren't allowed
>>2823335Bringing zog to the stakes benefits me thoughever
>>2823324Does Red Desire believe in the Umassiah?
>>2823335There will be at least one person that wants us to suffer. I guarantee it.
>>2823338Why aren't you doing Budding Blossom AND Pulse?
>>2823338If ur late is 4th she already accelerated and I don't think even more accel will make a difference
Just couldn't get the 5/0 no matter what, nonetheless they still made me incredibly proud. The couple of Yeppers, NYOperas and Ayabes and the single Summer Mackie that showed up on opposing teams definitely made those matches feel more vibrant for sure.
>>2823335Everyone in my club has agreed to bring Oguri to the steaks
>>2823338I personally wouldn't, late surgers aren't exactly starving for accel this CM and some late race velocity is really nice to beat the nishinos.
>>2823345He should just bring Neicha then
>>2823335>Im sure people will be rational since its all in our self interest....right?I like Oguri though, and if she wins me plat, she gets to run instead of Rickey. Dems da rules
>>2823341did you reply to the wrong comment
>>2823335If your girl can't beat Xoguri, she doesn't deserve the throne.
>Got diamonds to Gaze on Me againThis is the best concert in the game
Is there a no-overtake zone this CM like with the previous mile? Im trying to decide if falco will be worth using again
I think making Seiun a GP on both of my parents is a better idea moving forward than trying to use her as a parent.
ACK
>>2823362What due to the borrow limit?
I AM FUCKIN TIRED OF BEING HARDSTUCK AT 9 PLATS, IF I DONT GET THIS ONE IM SLIMING DANCHOU OUT IM THE MIDDLE OF THE CLUB HALL
Is wit oguri worth a few pulls as a dedicated pace chaser card for someone with no fine motion? Or am I better off waiting for wit mcqueen.
Tell me ONE (1) reason you're not pulling for her.
Is it time for suzucute to shine?
>>2823373But I am pulling for her.I have a whole spark ready to go.
>>2823348Holy kino how many mutation runs did it take?
>>2823373The carat economy is in shambles.
>>2823374Suzuka is gonna be okayish. I'm gonna use her as a runaway booster not worth it as an ace imo.
>>2823373I don't have an adult woman fetish
>>2823335>he wants a xogless stakesYou will never win the stakes. Your """""""""""""""victory""""""""""""""" will be a hollow participation reward.
>>2823373I need to save. I don't even have a spark at the ready right now.
>>2823373Why does she have stars covering her titties?
>>2823387They are pasties
>>2823373I'm saving for Zenno Rob Roy
>>2823373I am pulling for the superior mile pace chaser uma.
Will i be locked out of end closers in GM cuz I don't have Mr CB?
>>2823373
>>2823370It's a card that's only good at 3/MLB since its Wit Bonus is entirely backloaded. Absolutely not worth it unless you're willing to go all in. Wit McQueen is so much stronger as a wit card, as she should be since she's still 8+ months away
>>2823398Well kinda if you're gonna be borrowing the goddesses
>>2823398Not really. There's a borrow that you might want to consider in wit Sweep but that's it, and trainee C.B., who has her banner at the start of GM and has free pulls, becomes the best end closer regardless.
>>2823406>There's a borrowWell thing is some people wont have a borrowslot due to permaborrowing the goddesses but im unsure if thats the correct move nowadays with independent training here wanting the pal card.
How's this deck for wedding fine motion? Borrowing speed taiki.>Your wit SSR brochacho?Well she has 20% growth in wit so I assume it should be fine...right?
>>2823416You should be borrowint wit nishino no? it gives determined descent
>>2823416Wit teio is actually pretty good give her a try if you struggle with wit. I think your deck should be good enough you'll just have to sorta babysit wit.
>>2823383That's a shame, been some time since I ran her.
>>2823422Determined descent is not only a 50/50 gamble but a 0.1 upgrade over straight descent. Something that fine motion gets guaranteed at the end of her career. Id rather have more mid race since nishino barely even gives relevant hints.
>>2823422FineMo gets Straight Descent for free during her career.
>>2823425Not him but you can absolutely run suzuka, pretty much everything is viable. Suzuka has unrestrained and if she gets the lead she'll be hard to beat. The problem is getting that lead since other umas like the clanker have so much midrace.
>>2823426>>2823428Ah I see, i'm not a finemo haver so I didn't know
Which recovery do i want for smaru?
>>2823434Moxie could act as last spurt speed, but you prob want corner to solidify a lead.
>>2823438in the case of Smaru I find it's always important to have it trigger sooner rather than later. Corner recovery seems like the solid option to me
>>2823434Let my goat retire in peace! She served her time and paid her dues!
>>2823446Hag has ONE MORE in her
>>2823444This, playing her like XOguri as never worked. Give her the cheapest, most reliable recovery you have and let her overtake others with her unique before the final corner
>>2823446Let her retire, I have lost literally every mile after the first Cancer which I lost to a roided out Falcon. I do not want to see her in this mile. I will be guaranteed to lose. And the worst part is she spooked me when I was trying to get Shakur, as if she was giving me a last second middle finger as she became useless.
>>2823453>she became useless.No, McQueen is useless. Just because Maru can't use her own card does not mean she's useless in the slightest, that's just cope.
>>2823458McQueen legitimately has more use for me. At least I can enter Mejiro Mondays with her.
>>2823458>McQueen is uselessRude
>>2823453She's not useless bro, she just can't use her card but I feel like she can do really well on this CM. Built in speed eater and mile maven is good
>>2823458>>2823460I love Big Mac but I'm just being honest here
>>2823462Shame that maru has mile maven built in instead of changing gears, would've been great to had both mile front golds
>>2823416Pretty sure I'd rather run Fuku or Seiun wit over Marv. 25 starting friendship and a THH hint possibility isn't worth it
>>2823466Red maru does if that's your oshi but there's no reason to run her red shit doesn't even work
Someone host a mile room im dying to race
>TWO fast learner events>neither give me fast learnerThis is NOT fine you fucking BITCH.
>>2823467Is seiun wit really worth using on a pace chaser though? I guess she does have SP bonus it could come in handy
>>2823471SP bonus is huge in GL. NTA but Seuin wit is a good card
>>2823469You can host your own rooms from the race menu.
>>2823474YADA YADA
>>2823471I ran Tachyon over Kita for my Falcon for this CM because I wasn't affording everything I wanted even without buying Prof, so if you've got good parents, I'd say the SP bonus is worth it plus she's a better stat stick
Can't be the only guy who wants to punt this creature into the sun right
>>2823480I don't much care for her.
>>2823480Try it, bitch.
I thought she'd redeem herself from becoming the KWABOTY 2026, but alas, it's not looking good
>>2823458>just because she can't use the best Front Speed card in the game that also gives good Front skills and a great Front Gold doesn't mean she's uselesskek
>>2823480>other uma chibis>aww you're sweet!>smart falcon chibi>Light hello? Uman resources?
>>2823487
https://x.com/umopap_isdn/status/2087236971303489650Holy kek
Is speed eater a hint from the mile or front runner lessons?
Milekino 94534842
>>2823497The lobby is so fucking SOULLESS without the decorations
these fat bitches just walking around with buckets of KFCimagine eating an entire bucket of KFC on your own
>>2823494Its from the mile pool just checked.
>>2823497Colonel Golshi-san...
>>2823502I posted too soon
>>2823502Uma caloric needs are hard don't judge her
>>2823502y-yeah haha, imagine
>>2823505OBESE FAT FUCK.
AHHH LOOOPBROOOOSSadly no positionals but seeing anything like this still feels SO GOOD
>>2823485Yes you retard you don't need Top Runner to have a good front. You get front skills from all sorts of other avenues. There are other strong speed cards to run than Maruzensky. Her ult is one of the best in the game for fronts, it allows her to skip to the front of the line easily. That hasn't changed. There are way more useless characters than S. Maru in the game right now, let's be real.
no one cares about jp
>>2823505by me
>>2823502Isn't that what you're supposed to do...?
>>2823469Join >>2823495
>>2823514No, you are not supposed to eat a dozen pieces of fried chicken all on your own.
>>2823509>mediumRUINED
>>2823518
>>2823485Restless seems good for this mile for carryover ult tho. People sleeps on her if you can subtitute all those hints from her card by genetics, she's good.
>>2823518But that's a fairly small amount of KFC for an average-sized trainer
>>2823511I care about jurassic park
>>2823522Any front trainer worth their salt was already inheriting all of those skills from parents lolWhy does anyone pretend like the maru card is the main source of them? And using her ult for carryover is risky because that carryover isn't gonna do crap if you're not in first. Getting her ult off mid race is good to secure the front position.
>>2823495Image limit. Daiwa won. 66599898
>>2823534Move when ready to move
>>2823529You can still rob the 1st place with carryover though. It's not like this will be frontslop where you really need to secure lead early.
>>2823529>>2823510Because you need as much SP as you can and she gives you 3 hint levels.But yeah I'm sure your Front Parents all have 9* Groundwork, Slipstream, Playtimes, Front Corners & Straights, Early Lead, Leaders Pride, Focus on them.But hey at least you can save on SP by not getting one of the best Front Golds, at least your kit has Restless for a mile (LMAO) and Mile Maven, the skill everyone is gonna get anyway from Taiki
>>2823373she looks mid
It's Wejiro Wednesday!
>>2823480no one says this
>>2823584You are getting extremely hostile over something that doesn't warrant it whatsoever lol. The fact of the matter is any good front trainer worth their salt DOES have 9* groundwork parents. I have my own from fucking Unity, it's not that hard to do if it's something you were working towards. Now with loops, it's easier to do than ever and you can get some truly front-loaded parents with tons of ripe borrows out there as well. >Mile Maven, the skill everyone is gonna get anyway from TaikiThat just frees up Maru's borrow slot to run a different card. Maru's card is great but Top Runner is not the end all be all, it just simply isn't. The hints you would get from Maru's card are also not guaranteed. They're a nice bonus, but they're not something you bank on every run which is why you bring good parents. The fact of the matter is Maru's unique is still leagues better than most of the umas in the game right now. There's a lot of things you can call S. Maru, but "useless" is not one of them, not even close.
>>2823373I'm poor nigga
I saw that deleted post retard.
