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Windy!
It's Shinko Wednesday.
>>2846264OW!!SHAKUR YOU CRAZY FUCKING WHORE
>the OP's barely disguised fetish
>ready to start a melty>proper spacing in OPOkay you're forgiven
>>2846266>I wish a HERO would use the training event to not only appear on the leaderboard, but to also make a free parent for everyone that is ACTUALLY GOOD.Believe me, I'd love nothing more than for one of my random parents to break onto the leaderboard, but the score wall seems insurmountable.
>>2846275Thank you for trying at least
I'm messed up in the head but HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO
I fucking hate every nigger running keen eye + dominator
>>2846278grats on your plat bro
When did /v/ma start loving Windy so much?
>>2846283Keen eye isn't as good in miles as it is early game trigger. Dom is good but it isn't as impactful.
>>2846286Today.
>first UF>taiki didn't finish>tachyon didn't finish>teio didn't finish>fine>no mile s>no rssnyo...
>>2846286Since forever
>not a digiGOAT thread
Holy bricked!
>thought I finally got a good Rickey run>SR Sweep Tosho didn't finish her event and give me Lone Wolf
>>2846298>there are anons iTT that unironically pulled for THIS
>>2846286We have some actual Windyfags here and some other tard that pretends to like her to annoy everyone because he's mad that people actually like her or some shit.
>>2846301>All that Da
>>2846296>>2846301This scenario really does feel more dogshit than mant at times
>>2846308>at times That's still generous. Make it most of the time
>>2846305I need an isolated webm of that stupid dance she does and then the shuffle towards the camera
>>2846305Why yes I do like excessively long sleeves, how did you know?
>>2846310At least it gives you the courtesy of telling you the run's bricked early sometimes
>>2846305
>>2846313get SLEEVE'd
>>2846305Digitan and I are comrades in witnessing the finest umayuri so it is only natural for me to pull for her alts
>>2846286We've always liked Windy
>>2846305I was ready to spark for her but she came earlier than that. No price is too high for my HERO
>>2846322>We've
>>2846305I wish she wasn't so close to Machan.
>>2846327How does it feel to post in a thread dedicated to the thing you hate? How does it feel to have lost?
It feels so bad to be on the only good GL run of the day and you have to glue your uma because of no pink sparks
>>2846327Yes, we.
>>2846335It's easy, I just post in whichever thread is up. Mind you I don't *hate* Windy, so you should calm down
>I don't love it so I must hate it
>>2846338For me it's this but parent runs where ALL the skills you want show up and then it's doo doo sparks after both rerolls
>forgot my evening cuppa>dozed off for 7 hours>need to have a shot or an energy drink or I feel grogy>probably another all-nighter againMy internal clock...
Grandma lives! (If you have Taiki or Helios SSR)
>>2846352The Maruzensky death was greatly overstated
>>2846321SameI wuv my hero DigiGOAT and like Doto a lot too, but I only have so many carats to go around and I'd rather save them for cards (for my oshi's sake) or at least spend them on getting new umas rather than alts of umas I already have. Digitan would understand, I'm sureMaybe if Machan comes really early I'll be able to justify rolling for them
>>2846354KEK
>>2846354Five Nights at Tracen jumpscare
>see a lot of rooms and results posted>No PearlsIs no one really running her or are the ones that are having bad placements?
>>2846368wtf shes dead?!
>>2846377No one pulled for her since she's so ugly.
>>2846378
One more
>>2846385if you got one more in you, requesting >>2846312
>>2846377My best Pearl so far still isn't good enough to win rooms.
>>2846358>deleted Schizobwos?
>>2846378F
>>2846392Looks like they had a name in the field they didn't want
>>2846382Several of us did at least.>>2846391Sadly the case for me too, but I am never around and free when they are run, so I can see how my attempts stand up.
>>2846312>>2846390Here you go
>>2846397Kino
Jesus christ Fuji
>>2846351>7 hoursThat's not dozing off; that's conking out.
>perfectly content with just saving for Machan, Helios, and meta cards like Ramonu>tf everytime I see Halloween banner with manic Jiangshi
It's time
How many umas do you have where you've yet to do a single career for?
>>28464231. I got Doto today and haven't done her career yet.I'll start it as soon as my auto run finishes.
I am thinking about starting to make CM19 aces.Is there any upcoming SSR releases that I should wait for? Also what is the key borrow? Throne? For refraction arc? But seems a little overkill.
>>2846418You just know Hishiami must have been gushing
>>2846423Uh, all of these except for Pearl and King (though I haven't used Cheerleader yet).I need to fix that soon.
>>2846426Personally I'm borrowing Rudolf for the gold midleg/heal
>>2846377Is she supposed to be actually good? I didnt pull her because fishlips.
>>2846423Only 4 left, currently:>Opera (just recently unlocked from daily legend races)>Oguri>Flash>Akebono5 if you count Teio, who I have enough star pieces to unlock but haven't bothered to
>>2846435>Teio, who I have enough star pieces to unlock but haven't bothered to
>>2846434She's a sprint/mile pace/late with a unique similar to OG Oguri's. Evolved skills will make her shine as a meta pick at those distances.
>>2846377I haven't started mine yet because I want to do it on a day with lots of freetime so I can read her career. And also I rarely have the chance to join rooms anyway.
>>2846434How on earth do you look at regular lips and think of fishlips?
>>2846423A few
>>2846426Only card between then and now you might want to use is Wit Oguri if you're a Pace
Why does Tracen allow this outfit? Is it supposed to be an educational place?
>>2846441>all 3 McQueens 0/88shit taste desuwa
>>2846445>Ryan, McQueen, and Bright all at 0>Have only run Dober in MANT so she's only at 28/101>Don't have Ardan or PalmerBest part? I'm in starAsterstar
I don't care for agnes digital.
>>2846423Dia and Mambo
>>2846449DANCHOU KILL HIM
>summer should last longer than 4 turns, that's way too short>realize it's halfway through augustwtf bro
I did it guysgot an S in turf, aptitude and style at the same timewoooo
>>2846449You're going back to the basement.
>3 blue>3 mile>GW with several other whites>still feel shit because no dd/pp/isw/mood/staminalooping has ruined me, I would've been happy a month ago with this
>>2846278That wasn't nearly as horrendous as I thought it'd be
>>2846423It takes a while to sit down get through a career..>tfw have enough McQueen stars to unlock>tfw still have Head Start voucher to buy Rice Shower because i held onto it until i got around to playing every launch period uma i had, which i never did
I don't know who to go for next
>>2846465Hip hip MUN
>>2846477do it for digitan
SEX with the gyaru whorses
>>2846397Thank you, anon. I did another 10 pull and got digitan.
>>2846423I got a bunch of new umas when I was rolling for Yeppers.
>>2846483why did you spell horses like that?
>>2846477Digitan.
i dont have a single good stamina ryan mile parent and its driving me crazy
What the FUCK is she crossing anyway?
>>2846496her t's, for one
>>2846482>>2846491I respect your input and I'm inclined to agree since she won't take as long. But fuck I'm tired of not having Taiki for both meta and personal reasons.
>>2846496The street because she saw a chestnut uma
>>2846307dadada its the one and only dogg
>>2846496The poverty line
>>2846496tummy erotic
>>2846496Every red flag she sees
>>2846496The dollar aisle at Walmart
>>2846496The line at the food stamps office.
>>2846305Anyone who opens this webm fucking DIES 7 days after.
I WANNA WIN WITH YOUIF ONLY FOR ONE RACETO BE THE ONE WHO'S IN YOUR ARMS, WHO HOLDS YOU TI~GHTI WANNA WIN WITH YOUTHERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAAAY~THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I WANT MORE THAN TO FEEL THIS WAAAY~I WANNA WIN WITH YOU...
Doto what the fuck
>>2846517>chocolate-covered Doto
>>2846354AAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK
>>2846517But why would I take doto? She is already my trainee? Is she stupid?
What the fuck, this is a thing?
>>2846525>CyGames would like to know your location.
What do /WE/ think about it.https://files.catbox.moe/2j5yn8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/w9p7gl.mp4
>>2846525Neigha posted the official sunday silence design
>>2846525This is what happens when you post THAT about Tazuna.
>>2846525Yeppers. There's an AL image with enterprise pulling weeds from the paddy field that would instantly get you a 3 day if you try to upload it.
>>2846528Indifferent
>>2846525sloppa janny.....
>>2846525sloppa janny......
>>2846528What does Shakur think about it?
>>2846537>don't catch the phone>it breaks>now her life's work is fuckedNot very logical of her is it
>>2846468>StaminaYep, that definitely feels familiar.
>>2846525Haven't seen that since the TLoU 2 leaks
Is this good.
I have not looped a single good uma
>>2846525What was it, GTA leak or something?
>>2846543This uma is just riko in disguise
>>2846543Anonymous you seem to have purchased Mile skills while building your Sprinter.
>>2846543A little understammed
>>2846537graduating from school already so she can get a remote job and be a shut-in forever
>>2846528eh it's like probably footage of an old build, looks a lot like GTA V but with Red Dead animations. Nothing about GTA 6 in particular excites me, certainly not enough to get a PS5
>>2846528I haven't owned a modern console in like a decade so I think nothing of it.
>>2846543how the fuck do you get stamina AND guts that low? No Light Hello?
>>2846528You play as Ryan Gosling?
>>2846547I thought it was good cuz it helps me use my uma in more places right.
>>2846543This uma had a fuckin stroke if she goes up the stairs.
>>2846554Thats already the case
>>2846557Mejiro Ryan is Kenough
>>2846543I think you'll survive because of the whole downhill bullshit thing, but you're definitely getting a delayed spurt
>>2846483Palmer is absurdly sexy
>still no Cowa Scarlet 2nd alt in big 2026why even live?
do i buy as many songs as possible before a concert or do I try to make sure i get a Great Success every time and make sure to buy 3 each quarter?
>>2846563The unhelpfully short answer is it depends.Learn what songs are in the pool at a given time (some anon made a tool for this) and which ones are good (generally the Frindship Bonus and the SP bonus ones) Sometimes you'll want to push and buy more songs to get the good ones this cycle and not wait for the next one, sometimes you'll have all the good ones and will be fine with just 3 this cycle.Be sure to get 18 before Senior December though.
God damn it I feel alseep and missed the funposting. I gotta stop checking the phone in bed
>>2846562Would you prefer "recurring theme that she doesn't have a support card for" so no Summer/Wedding, or new theme/scenario advertisement outfit
>>2846566You're still asleep. Wake up.
>>2846563Just gonna copy and paste this anon's tips as I thought it tells you pretty much what you need to know>1st concertYou want to aim for 4 songs this round. +15% friendship and +1 modifier (usually wit, since it gives speciality priority). Its not a brick if you don't aim that high but thats the optimal.>Concert 2Aim for 3 songs, Rush SP asap, grab 2 filler songs. Usually a modifier you need ij your build>Concert 3Rush for SP3 asap, grab two other filler songs. Do not aim for more SAVE>Concert 4Omegadump into as many friendship songs as you can>Concert 5Finish your friendship songs, make sure you have a total of 18 or more for girls legend u, save up the rest of the tokens for ura finale lessons if you already picked up all the good songs
Now what?
>have see ya later>have perfect spot >both don't spark>get hit with front pink on top of it alli hate this game sometimes
>>2846576once you buy everything from the shop literally nothing else you can do with those points
there's Agnes Digital but where's Agnes Physical
>Windy is a nanoda girlInteresting
>>2846566Neigha just funpost more? Who gives a shit.
>>2846528RDR2 with carsI really liked RDR2My horse's name was Grass Wonder and I trampled everyone with it
>>2846576Do more runs
>>2846582Some lads probably forget that just because we are usually on topic it means number crunching 24/7. Back in ye ol days of vee we had the same arguments
>>2846572Actually I'm taking a shit because I stuffed with sushi>>2846582Fairs, I just don't know what's new besides Doto and Digi
>>2846586Digital is FUCKING DEAD
>>2846580She'll be released alongside Agnes "Anal-tan" Analog
>Cleaned my room>Was blessedFENG SHUI IS REAL I REPEAT, FENG SHUI IS REAL
>>2846580>just finished Bravely Default>Anges Oblige>got some very spicy ideas for Digital art>oh wait I can't draw
>>2846580Agnes Physical no longer give you the agnes, it gives you a code to download Agnes Digital.
>>2846590FUCK YOU THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>2846590
>>2846590explode
>>2846590congratsthats so cool
>>2846594That's me when I see everyone posting rooms and completing their teams
>>2846590We used to beat people to death with hammers for shit like this
>>2846580Sony took her out back and shot her in the head
>>2846532do not refuse a message
>>2846582>funpostjust because you change the word doesn't mean it's not shitposting
>>2846590Umazing pull!
>>2846611I can't believe I missed both HGs
>>2846613>both
>>2846609>UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH look at me im a SUPER SERIOUS joyless faggot>If a thread isn't 100% rooms and gameplay discussion its badNahhttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_CharactersRoll twice, the first one will try to rape you, the second one will defend you (or join the first one if the first one is convincing enough). How fucked are (You)?
>>2846616There were 2, yes
>>2846613Are you gonna bitch about it or are you gonna make fun things for the thread
>>2846617>Daring Heart>Tap Dance CityI think that they will I don't fucking know god I hate newmas
GL CMs feel even more brutal to build in than the previous ones.
>>2846617>Dantsu will try to rape me>While Pocket defends me or considers joining inKINOOO. They should make a movie about this
>>2846617>UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH look at me im a SUPER SERIOUS joyless faggot>If a thread isn't 100% rooms and gameplay discussion its badNOBODY says this
>>2846617>Narita Brian fighting Hishi Akebono to a standstill to defend my virginity.
I already considered Palmer and got her within 40 pulls but I might not have the carats to give Helios cheeky tenners so I'd have to consider using a future selector on her instead
>>2846617>Rulership>VodkaI have no idea how that would work out or even why I'd resist in the first place.
>>2846620??? I didn't bitch about anything I just made a comment
>>2846617>fine motion>win variationWhat the FUCK is she supposed to do fine motion has a literal army of armed guards, she is fucking USELESS
>>2846618Actually its 3 now
Post... THAT.
>>2846617Doto tries to rape me, Opera fails to defend meNot looking good!
>>2846617>Rice Shower>Special WeekLET'S FUCKING GO DEFEAT THAT FUCKING VILLAIN SPECIAL GOAT
>>2846638
it only took me 2 and a half hours to get through her before and after debut scenes
>>2846634Yes, but (You) COULD host a hunger games so we can have fun instead.
>>2846617>If a thread isn't 100% rooms and gameplay discussion its badshit like hunger games which fill the thread up with useless posts that make backreading a pain is not useful discussion. it doesn't need to be rooms 100% of the time, but it should be a solid 90% of the time.
>>2846643>horsegirl eventMan I hate literal translations
I am looking at the stamina requirements for next CM and it is more brutal than the last one. Wtf.
>>2846617>Duramente>Air Groove If it was any other uma trying to protect me I'd be afraid, but I trust Wife Groove to keep me safe from her grandkid.
>>2846543Bakushin as fuck.
>>2846647yeah that's not in the same place you translate her career events so I'm not sure how to even change it but I agree
>>2846647uma (horse) musume (daughter/girl)That's literally what it means
>>2846617>Verxina>DurandalI KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THESE GIRLS is my wizardry okay?
>>2846617>Maru (my wife)>DurandalDurandal needs to either stand down or join in.
>>2846528normalfags will unironically spend 100 buckaroos to do the same rubberbanding car chase and shooting gallery missions x100 times over
>>2846617>Tap Dance City>Royce and RoyceI think I'm okay. I don't know either of these newmas, but I think I've seen R&R laying down the law before and Tap Dance City looks like a pussy faggot.
>>2846648Here's your downhill bro
>>2846648Ikou ikouuu
>>2846648I am glad to have more preparation at least. Making stamina parents is much more bearable with so much time.
>>2846643
>>2846617>Epipi>Bubble Gem FellowI have no idea.
>>2846631We've still got like three months until Helios, don't we?
>>2846656Tap Dance City is canonically the only uma who curses so she could beat up research and development
>>2846617>Forever Young>Almond EyeWhoever wins, I win anyway. I LOVE NEWMAS
>>2846617>Duramente>Lucky Lilacidk newmas
>>2846617>Dream Journey>Hokko TarumaeI might be dead lads
None of these newmas you guys are mentioning are real. I have never seen what the fuck a durandal is
Wait racing spirit stam is actually broken? Fuck i didn't put it on any of my parents, am I boned?
>>2846672Here is your trainee bro
>>2846673aniki...
>>2846673Where have you BEEN my man, but nah. You don't strictly need it
>>2846673I mean yeah it's pretty good in races where stamina is not a factor. Virgo it would have just killed your Umas before the finish line.
>>2846659>>2846658>>2846657I am testing right now.9 stamina sparks is not cutting it unless you are Oguri. It's 9 stamina sparks AND super creek to be comfortable.
>>2846673Same, I'm so fucking worried
>>2846673If you can tank the stam drain, it's essentially another Triumphant Pulse.>am I boned?You still have like a week of half TP to loop it
>>2846675What is the fucking point of leaving the entire leg and arms area unarmored? Is she stupid?
>>2846680Nah, I will luckshit my way into winning
>>2846617>RUCKY RUCKY RICKEY>Red DesireI know nothing about sex desire so I think my queen's got my virginity.
>>2846617>Fusaichi Pandora>LogotypeWho and who?
>>2846683The end of half TP and double rewards will be a disaster for the uman race.
>>2846689>Fusaichi PandoraAlmond Fraud's teenage mother>LogotypeI have literally never heard of this herse
>>2846692>Almond Eye is linked to herEwwwwwwwww
>>2846689How do you not know who Fusaichi Pandora is? Have you been living under a rock for the last 3 weeks?
>>2846692Logotype was announced in the same batch as Marche, and Ebayan, but there's nothing about her out. I don't think she even has a support card, same with Rose Kingdom.
>>2846694My brain has been consumed by two things.>Looping>Seeking The Pearl
>>2846663I have 71k carats at the moment, a dream and three targets that are a higher priority than Helios but this is just assuming the absolute worst case scenario where I have to spark Brian (AGAIN). Pearl spared me from sparking but I still had to spend 170 pulls for her. I plan on giving the Daisca christmas alts and Helios paid solos to make up for the lack of cheeky tenners.No, I don't intend on double sparking Ramonu because if I get even one copy early on I'm pulling out and using a crystal on her for the SP bonus at 1LB.
I HATE /V/MAPYOI
>>2846696Well, did ya FIND the pearl?
>>2846699looking pretty good ???
>>2846700Of course. 5* and all.
>>2846682>>2846673Just find a borrow for your parent AND ace run that has a ton of Racing spirit stamina sparks. There’s lots of borrows out there, so even if you dont have time to loop it in, you can grandparent it in and borrowmax it
>>2846700He who seeks the pearl must first become worthy of its light.
>>2846704Holy shit son what was the damage report?
>>2846617>Marche Lorraine>YeppersI'm in the soup now...
>>2846702>looking goodNEVER HAS BEENNEVER WILL BE
>>2846708Two sparks.Totally worth it.
>>2846713Please tell me you didn't go to pity twice just to get her to 5 stars...
>>2846713My fuckin man. Lemme see that pearl ACE
>>2846709What does this even mean?
Is there anyone else who still doesn't really grasp GL?
for XMas Biwa (12% Stam/12% Power/6% Wit), I've been using Tachy/Kita/Hello/FM/Festa Wit but not sure who to use as my borrow between Taiki Speed, Daiwa Power, or Nishino Wit (replace Festa with Sweepy SR or 1LB Smaru), I've been told Taiki and then get Budding/Head On/Descent from inspiration but not having a gold accel kinda sucks
>>2846720IT MEANS THERE'S ONLY SOUP
>>2846679If there's a late race downhill, it's free even when you have to care about stam because your uma doesn't account for that when starting their spurt, and if you fail the downhill checks enough it kills you, you lose anyway from the speed loss
>>2846722Xiwa has no speed growth so if I were you I'd recommend switching up your deck a little bit>Kita>Taiki (borrow)>Tachyon>LH>Finemo>Festa (I hope you have her MLB)Determined descent is 0.3 accel compared to straight descents 0.2..not worth the borrow and daiwa power is a GIGAbrick
>>2846721I was struggling until a few days ago. You just gotta throw runs at the wall until it clicks and then you suddenly start printing giga aces
>>2846716I state again; Totally worth it.>>2846718Sadly that's the part that keeps avoiding me. Trying desparately to get stamina sparks onto my parents at this point to cover where I'm still running short. Found someone with a decent 7* stamina parent I'm gonna try out tomorrow when i have more borrows, but I definitely want to funnel most of those borrows into parent runs right now to see if I can get some of that spread around.
>>2846721What about it do you not grasp? Like what is it you're confused about what you should do?
>>2846716>name is Seeking the Pearl>anons flip their wigs when the Pearl is foundWooooooooow
>>2846728>I state again; Totally worth it.Bro your statues????? That's what they're for. That shit was not worth it.
>>2846722Daiwa Power is a crap card so we don't use it. Your options are Speed Taiki or Wit Nishino.>Taiki+It's a Speed card and getting to the speed cap with 0% growth is hell+Power bonus is nice+Skill hints are generally good~If you enter the rare Front room Mile Maven will do nothing (and neither will your ult) so that's 300 SP or whatever down the drain~Early race gold speed boost is honestly "who cares" on a non-Front anyway>Nishino+Extra Wit card is nice especially since it has Speed bonus+Potential Charming event+When Determined hits that's great-When it doesn't that sucks~It's not even a real Gold accel since it's only 0.3 compared to the white's 0.2Personally I went with Nishino and 3 Speed cards but I tried both
>>2846729No, like>>2846727 said I just haven't played it enough, auto parents and my irl life leave me with very little time to just sit down and play manually. I don't know how you guys make such strong teams so quickly unless you don't have a job
>>2846722Having experimented on my Brian, if you're a pace without a strong midrace skill but with good late race, you need to run Taiki or you will never get in place for Blossom.
>>2846733If it makes you feel any better I don't have a job and I'm still working on parents. Some people just get ahead early, usually by sticking to straightforward teams that don't involve a lot of dumb mutating or what have you, usually sticking to one style so they're only looping the same kind of parents and that sort of thing. Some people took a break during some CMs so they could work harder on others. Don't compare yourself to the top 1% of /v/ma trainers
>>2846731I did use what statues I had. Sadly not playing for most of a year means I didn't have the statue stocks needed to just hard dump. Won't be an issue for Halloween Pearl though.>not worth itTo you maybe. To me? 110% worth it. I wouldn't call her my oshi otherwise.
>>2846736Even the toughest of trainers take breaks
>>2846732Daiichi Ruby is a crap card and we DO use it. I've seen people get away with Daiwa power. Neck and Neck is good. I've seen some paces run Daiwa power and do well, I've seen a lot of people run Taiki speed for Mile Maven (mostly fronts it seems). Haven't seen too many people run Nishino personally
>>2846733Most of these people have been playing since launch and have all of their shit planned out and have worked towards solid umas from the get go.It's easier to get a new parent going when you have well sorted old parents to work off of. Hence why people like me and I'd imagine you struggle by comparison.
>>2846737But you could have just waited until you had the statues. Patience is a virtue. There's no rush to get her to 5 stars. Or at least there shouldn't have been.
I fully understand how GL works. The problem is the scenario is extremely volatile and the decks are extremely strict. It feels like the culmination of every previous scenario so far in terms of RNG.
I FUCKING LOVE MILEKINO IM FINALLY HAVING FUN AGAINBut I hate how broke I am during GL. Too many good umas
>>2846728Could I help ya out pearl warrior? Would it be alright if I host a room and critique your aces? I just wanna give you some feedback but I wanna see the whole picture of what you got. I see some flaws in your build already that are easily fixable
>>2846741Lightning Surge is that good, but Neck and Neck is not
>>2846744To me it feels the most like URA because it is extremely rainbow training reliant. The shop is just an extra layer of RNG but there's hardly any strategy to it and it's the same damn thing every time. Most of the results comes from rainbow training, and there's no real way to counteract that. Unity and MANT gave you tools to work around that in the form of balls or the shop that actually gave you options. URA there was no options, just training. It's the same thing for the most part
>>2846744I agree. Though, I initially dismissed GL as pure RNG sloppa while that's not really the case. There's certainly a level of token management and decision making that is important to good aces. What people who don't get GL yet is that the scenario is RNG heavy so its hard to know what's good and what isn't without someone pointing out
>tfw the advent of autoruns ended up with me having only done a grand total of two manual Grand Concert runs by the day Virgo Cup 2 opened for registration>tfw won the Plat anywayyou'll figure it out
>>2846747True, but Neck and Neck is not that bad either. I don't know if it's worth running Daiwa for, but the umas that have it innately like Camping Taiki definitely seem to be benefitting from it.
>>2846742>have been playing since launchSo have I lol, I've never made a CM in time. But back then I despised doing manual parents so they sucked ass. My situation is way worse now that this info is known
>>2846751I do wonder if plats are going to be "devalued" in a way with the advent of clanker umas.
>>2846756Plats only have as much value as (You) give them. They're just titles at the end of the day, and nobody cares about how many plats (You) have, or which ones you won or lost. They only care about how much THEY have.
>>2846742I've been playing since launch and my parents are only ever just barely good enough. Even with auto training and loooooping you're still aiming for an extremely small percent of good blue, pink, and white sparks. I ran parent runs for like 6 days straight and saw two mile sparks the entire time, one was on a 1* guts. And while you could power through that in the past, the handicap of having bad blue sparks feels gigantic now.
>>2846756Shit I won B finals with clankers.I still haven't decided of it's funny or if it's depressing that my first finals win at all was literal throwaways i had done to pad my team score.
>>2846617> Orfevre> Dream Journeyfug
>>2846744I won't lie this feels like the absolute worst scenario in terms of deckbuilding, no contest. There is just absolutely no room for trying different things without wanting to rip your hair out.
>>2846767Its arguably the most restrictive one in the game. Being locked to a super specific comp. But I honestly don't mind it, I enjoy a day to day GL run. GM is the beginning of the "great" scenarios so I'm sure that plenty are eager for that but I am pretty happy with /ourgrandloopa/
>>2846748nice quality
>>2846769>GM is the beginning of the "great" scenarios so I'm sure that plenty are eager for thatShould we perhaps lower our expectations?
>>2846769The problem for me is that you have to make too many sacrifices. I fucking hate running less than 3 speed cards, because then you don't get rainbows consistently enough and you run short on coins and now your run sucks. It's awful.
>>2846774Speed growth umas are the most privileged class on the planet
>>2846772I wouldn't since GM is a particularly consistent scenario if thats something you value. The one thing that sucks at it at first is that the pal card that makes the scenario work comes out like 2 weeks after it drops so for the first CM it's like playing without LH
>>2846772i heard GM is kinda meh, but L'arc is contender for top 1 scenario but i wouldn't know, only heard that from hearsay
>>2846777Even with 10% it's not fun. My problem isn't even just getting speed, it's that the fucking rainbows won't show up. To be fair, part of the problem is also just that wit cards suck fucking ass out of a straw. Why the hell do all of the best ones have 50 specialty priority at most? It's ridiculous. Meanwhile we're running around with Kitasan and Tachyon with 100 and 80.
>>2846780Only reason I mention it is people had pretty lofty expecations for GL but a lot seem pretty disappointed by it after the honeymoon period, which didn't last longer than a few days. >>2846781I do remember dacchis saying L'arc was peak uma, but I am trying to keep my expectations low in general rather than gas myself up
>>2846782I read this in the angry video game nerd's voice
FUUCK I NEED A RUDOLF WIFE
>>2846746Oh I'm aware of most of the flaws. The run itself was pretty scuffed and was using my own parents instead of a borrow.Plus I'm still learning GL and trying to get better at avoiding certain issues, like being stuck with 100 blue tokens at the end.
>>2846786i would feel weird with someone as famous as rudolf as wife
>man what's the hype about this McQueen Wit card later anyways>they actually made Daring Strike for PacesWhat the hell?
>>2846726>>2846732>>2846735Thanks for the feedback, guess Taiki speed seems to be the play then, and then I'll just get budding/head on/straight descent from inspiration/hints then, the 0% speed growth makes running less than 3 speed cards kinda rough, and determined descent is a bit gamble>>2846735Based on my one test Biwa I made (with 1320 speed but using daiwa power), my parents have it so that I have a lot of laterace (shooting star, lights of vaudeville, TPulse, IBAM, racing stam), and midrace, the unique is 5 seconds 0.35 at 50% through the race, and I guess I have unstoppable/PoC too
>>2846793Soon you will learn that Uma Musume is a pace chaser game
>>2846783For me my experience with GL was pretty wild, it was a cycle from ITS OVER to WE ARE SO BACK like 3x times, now that ive played It plenty I can say its fine and I enjoy it but its not my absolute fav. It is not actively tortuous to play like unity 1.0 and MANT so I don't mind it. But it can be annoying. I've found this distance to be pretty fun to build
>>2846796This is making me think the idea that they hate McQueen has merit, because what the hell. Not a single version of her is decent and then they don't even let her have that skill.
>>2846797I've had lots of fun this CM cycle too but I don't really even know what a good uma looks like anymore. The rooms here are always impossible monsters, i never won a single one during the last CM. I ended up winning my first plat with a 85% WR.
>>2846800Not too glaze neighas too much, but I do genuinely believe arguably some of the best uma discussion in the internet is around these parts. I know its hard not to compare to the big guys but remember they're big for a reason
>>2846801This, the practice roomas, and we're a week+ out mind you, mog literally anything that's been in Finals for the past year. The people here are insane for how "open" this place is. As in not some locked away faggy competitive discord. Because I expect monsters to come from those places, and yet the people here just kinda mog. And yeah, that goes for the strong trainers from THAT place as well. Channers are just built different
>>2846805honestly the @VF and @loopa and @(some random umaleague team) still terrifies me whenever I see them during CM, got wrecked by PJT@VF during CM17 finals
>>2846805The fun for me is seeing the insane people willing to build some ridiculous shit to win. Yeah, some people are metafags, that's to be expected, but then you randomly see some shit like a Dirt Cafe.
>>2846811I mean yeah usually the only clubs that manage to beat me are the ones in the top 60 or so, what I would imagine are pretty dedicated players that all have their own servers and shit sharing info
>>2846812am the Xmas biwaanon, but got beat by 2 cafes during the sprint CM round 2 and i'm like man, i wanna do something crazy like that sometime
>>2846812I try to do whacky builds like that but it's tough to actually pull it off. It takes so much time to mutate and actually come out with something good, even with affinitymaxed parents and then you feel kinda dumb when you lose to some boring Xog/dominator team. But mad respect to the people who try, they keep the game >fun and I like the room diversity we have. Not that there's anything wrong with running meta of course, but there's so many umas in the game and I think it's cool when they shine where they're not expected to. The amount of blood sweat and tears that go into those umas is serious business, I respect the hustle
I will not have a team in time and I will not have time to join rooms
Since digital is fucking DEAD now answer this to me anon. Can your favorite uma survive a zombie apocalypse?
>>2846827It's aite, do your best. I'm gonna try to host in a week but I said that last time and was grinding aces DURING the CM which I really try not to do. I was too slow to play Grand Live. Looping is a helluva drug. whether you make it or not, stop worrying about it, just do your best
>>2846828This is heavily dependent on what type of zombies. The walking dead pussy zombies? Even i could survive that shit. But the resident evil zombies is a different story
>>2846828>seiun skya crapshoot as to whether she locks in or not
>>2846828she could live off fish for as long as she needs to.Quick question though: how fast can zombie umas run?
>>2846828What TYPE of zombies. Like are we talking green flu, necromorphs, t virus, rage virus, cordyceps, technically the flood.
>>2846828My neigha Donna could box a fucking Tank or Wesker and come out unharmed
>>2846832>>2846835I was thinking more like a project zomboid type scenario? Seems what's most realistic for tracen.
Why are people surprised by how strong the trainers here are? There are anons with 10+ plats. In fact, I would say every single regular in practice rooms has 10 plats.
>>2846840The Knox infection is airborne in-game so unless they explicitly have natural immunity no one is surviving that. I wouldn't wanna go against zombies that could punch down walls and run at 70 KPH i would kill myself.
>>2846841I have 9 so fuck you neigher
>>2846841I only have 4. But I haven't joined lately, GL has not been kind to me.
All this zombie talks made me wish there was an actual good zombie survival game out there...
>>2846841>10+ platshaha i wish i could get to that level, I won CM 1 then i quit the game all the way til TB, I won 14 and 16 too, so i only have 3, mediums and longs are beyond my skill level rn
>>2846847>>2846845>>2846844Do you win the practice rooms often?
>>2846385who the fuck are these mobs
>>2846848Depends, I won a decent amount during some CMs and not so much during others. I'm especially bad at miles and longs though, I always lose those CMs and the next one is going to be no different.
>>2846848i'd say i'm a newfag to /here/ but I've been starting to join rooms here now, but I've been winning rooms here, 12-14 & 16 I won public scrims semi-regularly? 11 I was still too new, 15 I had to take a break for 2 weeks for work, and 17 I lost public rooms most of the time
>>2846846Does L4D count?
I still haven't finished my tests
I'm afraid of the practice rooms, honestly. I already know my umas aren't good enough.
>>2846846Zomboid is unironically good with mods.
>>2846848I win rooms p well, I just don't terrorize them like some toreinas do.
>>2846842>default settings>no sprinters>except umas which are all sprinters>can at least recognize a sprinter on sight>except these ones will probably 100% scratch or mangle you on contact
>>2846867What's the point where you draw the line between winning lots of rooms and terrorizing rooms?
>>2846872When the same umas keep winning the rooms, you know they are good enough.
>>2846868Seeing a zombiefied uma would be an instant death sentence >Canonically have enhanced senses, they could smell you or hear your heartbeat>strong enough to casually flip cars or destroy walls>can run at 70 miles per hour >greater stamina than any human>A lot more durable than humans, will take entire magazines to take down Jesus christ, thats scary as shit
Unsure which team to go for. Which of the two would be better for mile CM?>seiun/finemo/oguri>seiun/suzuka (non-oonige)/finemo
>>2846864I joined exactly one room in over a year of posting here. Got 9,8,6th place. Never joined again.
>>2846848I beat one of the strongest trainers here a good couple of times in rooms and then I got washed in the finals again, every time, my account is seeded to not win plats
>>2846883XOguri or just oguri
>>2846880It is my belief umas cannot be zombified, if you remember the fantasy event el condor pasa states that the uma musume race is narutally immune to poisons
>>2846886I don't have the autism or the parents to mutate the xog to an end closer, so I'd rather do vanilla Oguri.
>>2846887>the uma musume race is narutally immune to poisonsIf that's the case, Light Hello cannot get drunk no matter how much she drinks... no?
>>2846883Two fronts means Seiun has reduced odds of hitting Angling and Suzuka is needing the Unrestrained gamble to hit to win on top of angling, so I'd go the top team. Real question is if you want to do Pace or Late Oguri
>>2846887Is that right? God umas have godly genes, I want to breed with them. Is this how my ancient ancestors felt?
Just realized but did someone from Oy Neigh left? And what was the reason?Feels like he could just have stayed till the end of month
>>2846890If it is pace Oguri, I'll go for the latter. Use suzu as a bunny.
>>2846892>he is now realizing she was only pretending to get drunk to more easily get some fat trainer cockStop asking questions
>>2846900Unfortunately for her, she's gonna stay single because I'm in der/v/.
>>2846898An oldfag and the same one who recorded the Stakes left. Very very hard loss for /v/ma
>>2846898Yuh, good man and rival. Will be missed, I think we'll see him again later down the road but for now, oy neigh has one spot going into next month.
>>2846902You lack vision
>>2846887She wasn't immune, just resistant.
>>2846900>>2846902I'll take it off your hands, despite being in der/v/ my tastes are the polar opposite
>>2846848won last 4 cms. i won room often except the last sprint cm. that anon was just too good.
>>2846904>>2846906>archive anon left Damn. I knew the name and always recognized him from our rooms but never knew he was the archive anon.He really should have stayed though since he had 55m fans.
>>2846907There's a better way to start though. Umas stop aging after a certain point.
>>2846900>desperate old hag steals the boyfriends of the girls she works withHer life is an NTR doujin
>>2846828>picrelNow, Picture (your) favourite uma in that one Ada Wong outfit
>>2846916Light hello is cute sweet and grown, I can't go drinking with my trainee so sorry city, get to the cuck chair
>>2846914Great guy, but we must continue forward regardless. It wasn't really a burnout thing or hating the game or apathy/burnout thing. It was a lack of motivation kinda thing which I get. I hope he enjoys his time off and perhaps that one day we race again. We run for the fallen as they empower us.
With how caloric and heavy beer is I can't believe Light Hello keeps that figure
>>2846919>wouldn't treat his trainee to a bottle of carrot liquor after winning a race>woudldnt drunkenly cuddle with his trainee on the couchNGMI
>>2846900>>2846916Light Hello is a vanilla doujin + impregnation handholding sex
>>2846923That body is fucking absurd, uma genes are insanely powerful
>>2846923Think of how much Oguri eats, and still manages to maintain a rather fit figure
>>2846929>>2846931Yeah uma metabolism seems scary as hell, she only looks soft because she is retired and she is still far far from even chubby
>>2846931Not all umas are born equal
>>2846884I would hope that even if I did that bad it was a race that was crazy close for everyone.I know the reality though.
I would like to consult my queen. What should I have for breakfast today? I will allow the flow of qi to decide0 = Croque monsieur1 = Shakshuka2 = French crêpes with berries3 = Avocado toast with poached eggs4 = Japanese tamago sando5 = Belgian waffles with fruit6 = Huevos rancheros7 = Greek yogurt with honey, nuts & granola8 = Nothing, and get FUCKED nigger. Your account is bricked too btw9 = Turkish menemen
>>2846937Huevos rancheros sounds so fucking good.....
>>2846914>>2846922Apparently I didn't even know who he was despite being an oldfag too. I guess that's what happens when I don't join that many rooms and aren't first-rate
>>2846937fuck you you're making me hungry
>>2846940Unless you join a lot of rooms you don't really know who the usual faces is which is fine.Feel free to join the rooma train though, It is our goal to make YOU the best version of what you can be.
Good event
>>2846943at what point can i join rooms, i don't want to join rooms with trash umas and by the time i make something that's usable, the CM is like starting in a few hours
>>2846944
I don't have enough of a stockpile for Doto and Digi but I really want them (even though I have the base versions of both already).
>>2846943I like that my sole contribution to threads in my entire life has been the deadly weapon post. Its also the only CM I've ever won. I recently started playing the game again and im so glad you guys lived on. I missed the entire unity-mant stretch.
>>2846946You can always join rooms. Even joining with "trash" umas is useful because it can give you a feel for how casino-y the CM will be.
>>2846931To be fair, she has an event where other students get jealous of how much she eats and maintains her figure, then you tell her to show them her average day and they're flabergasted by how much Oguri works out and thinks nothing of it
>>2846949They're both side grades that are very unnecessary. Dont spend. Tho I will say that meisho's doto's look fucking amazing in the new outfit
>>2846937Rolling, I need to eat breakfast too.
>>2846946I can't join rooms because of the looping. It never ends. People say to use what's good enough, but I have to choose between old parents with no skills and maybe 30 points of affinity or 3* total of blue sparks.
>>2846943I want you guys to help me be the best version of myself but my slowness and own mentality means I almost never join rooms, although I am not a stranger, I just wish I got to run more against rivals. Now we lost one
What the FUCK.
>>2846943I'm not a thread resident but been visiting since /v/ although not originally there, and I recognize him. It's really by actively joining rooms that you'll know the usual faces and their teams/oshiteams.
>>2846963EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>2846946I hosted the first rooms in my big series with Mile A but otherwise fine umas as a WIP so I could get a feel for team composition and make changes to who I was running and their style after seeing how things worked in random rooms, and a lot of the umas joining were Mile A as well. Was very helpful to show me that 3 paces didn't feel good so I ended up switching one out for a late and now I feel much better. At this point, you're gonna get a mix of people with polished teams and not, but as long as you're not throwing 3 TT umas in, no one is really gonna mind.
>>2846963YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF N O W
>>2846963umazing and umaesthetic
>>2846963KILL YOURSELF AND EXPLODE AND CONGRATS
Remember... that we once wuved...
Instead of rolling I will just have croissants for breakfast.
Speaking of teams. I finally have the time to make or attempt for aces.What unique inherits should I aim for paces and late surgers/ends, and what's the good team setup without using fronts. I don't know how to front at all and lack the deck.
389907613899076138990761MILE ROOMA while I wait for my autorun to be finished. Hurry up join for gran alegria paizuri.
>>2846951I'm your biggest fan, deadly anon.
>>2846982Thanks! Im a shitter that got kicked from his club ages ago. But I hope that I am accepted again. I want to eventually git gud again
>>2846978>PacesBlossom (mandatory), pulse, LoV>Lates and endsPump, Blossom, Pulse, Shadow Break.Post your roster?
>>2846914Who was archive anon team? I know the regulars but I don't know or care for the clubs.
>>2846880>Zombie umapocalypseThis is genuinely the most interesting spinoff topic we've had in ages
>>2846977
>>2846982Will you follow him until he wuvs you?
>>2846987it's always taishin, tama, and teio.
Should I use my 1.5 anni ticket on 1LB Maru or 2LB CB?
>>2846980>missed Gran Alegria paizuriAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2846997That's not me, I'm still alive. I'm in the loop mines. Send help.
>>2846998maru. CB is fine at 1LB
>>2846986I'm aiming for Rice, Sweepy and maybe bride Maya.
>>2846980AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT689328826893288268932882
>>2846943>some other guy is leaving? damn that sucks but it can't be that bad>check chrono>literally one of my fuarking RIVALS for months who we had countless racesI haven't been able to join a room in a few weeks but I just wanna say, I enjoyed all our races together, and that goes for the rest of you fags
>>2847006how is ayabe so strong, i lose to her in public rooms too
>>2847006STRONG ENOUGH TO WIN 13 PLATS, TOO WEAK TO WIN A MILE.
>>2847004Oh yeah thats a good team, post yer deck and I'll help you out.
>>2847002woops, my bad. his last videos has your name there in main uma, so i assumed
>>2846983You'll be back even stronger, I believe in you. Being deadly is your nature.>>2846994I'll follow him no matter what circumstances. His post always inspires me during the darkest time (MANT)
>>2846992Is it? I feel like we have really interesting convos daily
>>2847013It's SlamJams. RIP my good neigha, I do think he'll be back. But not for a while.
>>2847006the NPC cucked my paces aaaa
>>2847017Oh damn he was the one hosting the rooms. Rip.
>>2847011I do have the usual deck but without finemo, and MLB Tach LH. For late I may have to borrow FineMo, but I do have 0LB CB.For some reason I can't post through my PC so I can't screenshot.
>>2847015>Is it really?>literally the coolest shit everNah zombie umas is a cool idea, a lot more interesting than which uma has the fattest tits conversation for the 50th time, as much as I like to indulge on those convos it's not the most creative. Thinking about a zombified uma awakens a primitive fear
>>2847013Yeah, ended up hosting the secondary stakes rooms lately and someone wanted the video so I uploaded it to catbox for him. I don't feel compelled to quit anyways when there's too much to look forward to.
>>2847006She do be running in the Grass Wonderfully 741864377418643774186437>>2847007I'll miss that guy too. I've been racing the dude since the URA finale days. Goddesses willing may he regain that spark again and may he enjoy his time away.
>>2847017>>2846943God damn it I finally clocked in who it was, I never expected it, now it sucks so much more
>>2847033No...my comical slurp sound effect...GONE
>>2847023A single one can probably wipe out and entire settlement when you think about it, like a fucking BOW on crack
>>2847036Sorry anon....I ate it.....
>>2847033Im just a soundpost novice, but i thought you can do soundposts with gifs?
>>2847044you can, but I just dug up an ancient one and I think the catbox link for this sound effect is dead. I'll try and remake it but he had the timing perfect on it, it's not that important...
>>2847029I accidentally went to the next room without screenshotting (sorry ;_;) but I got shot in the head by my RIVAL'S Oguri Cap242339452423394524233945
>>2847052Oguri ate the room
>>2847052Weird race.XOguri won without festiveFalcon retook the lead despite losing anglingNeed to run it thru haku
>>2847044
>>2847052What is this fat faggot so happy about
But would uma zombies run? I always hated running zombies, it's such a cop-out when the slow and numbers have always been their strength
>>2847060
>>2847060She ate the screenshot with race results
>>2847063For regular humans I agree it would be stupid if they could run faster than a healthy human, especially with decaying body parts. But who made the rule that zombies HAVE to be slow? And in the case of umas, since they can run so much faster than a human, it would make sense that the zombumas would run faster than zomb-humans. Meaning even if a zombuma isn't as fast as a non-zombie uma, it would still probably be much faster than a ningen.
>>2847063Duh of course they'd run. They'd be like the volatiles from dying light
>>2847063so would we have a pack of running uma zombies? that's terrifying
>>2847074If the gyaru uma zombie squad ate me i'd die a happy man
Umas are so hot we'd probably have a RE9 singing lady situation where dudes (you fags) throw yourselves at them to get eaten
>>2847070But then a zombuma can just run through concrete walls and chase you without needing to stop or maneuver around obstacles. That doesn't seem fun, also zombussy
>>2847052In my silver collector era.That's all for now bros! My auto career is done....gotta really really hit the mines instead of procrastinating. wuv you
>>2847077Id fuck the shit out of the singing zombie lady
>>2847081Thank you for the rooms!
>slacker in auto trainingwell fuck you too
>>2847081Thanks for the rooms! here's the hakuraku logs for the races that I joined inhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=lXn1ZBMJkhXYgyPhS5yeEVbthttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=i2Oif9k6XUqvpQytJWvUFPh8
>>2847081Thank you for the rooms! why don't you run paces or solo front seiun? You have the girls.
>>2847082That has to stink like the worst bunch of clams ever
>>2847089Appreciate it boss!>>2847090Barbin is my fav girl and falco Is like my third fav girl. I just felt like running them and id feel bad if I dropped them. I literally ONLY lose mile CMs so I have low expectations anyway.
>>2847092
>>2847079But can a zombuma climb concrete walls?
>>2847100There's no reason they couldn't, they're for sure strong enough to dig their fingers into concrete
Is there any way to beat a zombuma? They seem unbeatable
>>2847104SHOOT THEM NEIGHA DUH
Huh? Why?
>>2847107Reminder that uma musume have strong enough bodies to dive to the bottom of the ocean and endure the pressure with no protective gear.
>>2847104Do they like carrots more than brains/flesh still? You could buy time by luring them away with carrots
>>2847108Maybe living under uma communism isn't that bad. I am quite enjoying the handouts from chairman rickey
>>2847112No anon, they want your meat
>>2847108wtf i only got 8
>>2847108USE ONE MORE, PLEASE!
>>2847108>another tax refund dropped why the fuck did i only get 44 when you got 68?
>>2847104>dealing with womanlet zombumashttps://youtu.be/nqS3VBctTsA?t=822
>>2847115That was already the case before they turned into zombies
>>2847108I got a different amount huh? Not complaining though. MORE FANS FOR THE CLUB
>>2847115Doesnt sound too bad thenI'd surrender to Shichi willingly
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2847108>>2847116>Only got 1 (one)
WHAT THE FUCK I BARELY GOT ANYTHING THIS IS UNFAIR I DEMAND A FUCKING AUDIENCE WITH THE QUEEN NOW. THESE GIBS ARE ASS
>>2847123>>2847124>>2847116>>2847108What the hell? What determines the number?
One more test, no idea if the audio is synced up or if this will work
>he didn't play the gameUfufufu....
>>2847108who have you run 68 auto careers of, I'm suspecting it's linked to careers of specific trainees but they're not telling us which ones
>>2847124>>2847129It gave me 5. Why the fuck is it handing out different amounts. I HAVE ZERO TP REFILLS I LITERALLY STARTED EATING CHOCOLATE TODAY
>>2847132maybe the audio is a bit too long, so it doesnt loop correctly?
>to add insult to injury, ruby can AGEMASEN you out of late surger cornersWHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH
I didn't get any...
>>2847130These niggers probably barely do a single run a day, can't get compensated for bugged runs if you don't play the game
>>2847139Hey it kinda worked! not sure about the loop but the audio is only 1 seconds long, webm is slightly longer i think
someone from loopacord
Why is she a cunt
>>2847144>can't get compensated for bugged runs if you don't play the gameI've been doing like 10+ runs a day and only got 5
>>2847147Idk what a loopcord is but it smells bad
>>2847137I've been looping these characters
>>2847130it's definitely related to this bug I think
>>2847108hmmm, i was thinking it might due to training shichi but i've done 58 careers with her
>>2847153So auto WAS bugged, what does this fix mean going forward?
Anyone interested in joining the humble state of oy neigh?
>>2847108holy fug THANK YOU CYGAMES
>>2847150>we cannot afford to have the place smelling terribly as it has been (being labeled by some to be "stinky day" when loopa day comes around)
I only got 13....
pathetic
>>2847163WHAT THE FUCK
Doompost incomingListen to me, members of /vm/a, i have come from the future to warn you about the end of /vm/a as you know it.In 6 days, the angel of apocalypse will decent from uma heaven. Don´t listen to her angelic voice, for she will deceive you with her lies of winning CMs. Don´t look into her eyes, for she will steal your soul to manifest on this plane and craft a flesh golem out of your empty husk.Those who won´t listen will leave a void in their clubs, dropping all clubs into sub B tier.Be prepared for the coming end, as has been fortold by shiraoki-sama
>>2847153It must have been from a career I've barely run because I've been looping my FRIGGIN balls off. This is fucking bullshit I HAVE NO TP REFILLS LEFT
>>2847175counterpoint
>>28471757 and fuku mating press
>>2847179don´t tempt me with the picture of this succubus
>>2847162my favorite vintage clubpostwould join but I wuv my current club
>>2847175Your cult is false and should've been stamped out a long time ago. I still don't have my fucking doto
>>2847172>did countless of loopas with Brian/RudolfSo that's why I got 110
>>2847180>off by three
I GAVE A SASH TO THE FUCKING NIGGER THAT KEEPS ASKING FOR SASHES IN CLUB, DANCHOU KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER DO SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEE NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>2847175>Listen to me, members of /vm/ait's /BEE/ma. you already lost me there
You may ONLY pick one
>>2847172
>>2847189Kitasan.
>>2847189Kitasan thighs tits and pits
PACEKEKS in shambles.
>>2847189Special Week final answer
>>2847189Tittysan
>>2847175>Fuku released at launch>0 stakes wins>Rickey released less than a month ago>100% stakes win rateShiraoki is a con artist
Light hello please stop being a jealous bitch and give me the fucking tokens, you treat me so well every run but I masturbate to Rickey ONCE and now suddenly you want nothing to do with me?
>>2847199Even a goddess is bound by the laws of the heavens
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LOOPED TEIOOOOO
so what even was the bug
I didn't get a single TP...
>>2847183the doto will decent to you too, just be patient>>2847199Fuku is just the vessel and rickey is one of her members of the cultDoomposting ending
>>2847205the bug was how lucky FAGGOTS learned to dupe ENDLESS TP REFILLS FUCK YOUUUU
>>2847206ARE YOU LOOPING OR ARE YOU DOOMING
>>2847205Some secret events were unavailable in auto. Eg. Brian's hard mode
Can globalbabs reroll inspirations yet?
>>2847206it was only from the anons who did these careers>>2847172
>>2847212...you can do that?
>>2847212What? You can do that.
>>2847189Ruby ticks more of my boxes but I like Kita too, you can't make me choose
>>2847212
>>2847210Is this movie /v/mapilled? been considering giving it a watch
>chose A turf A dirt uma to run as many race as possible for my danchode>no refills
CYGENEROUS! THE GAME IS SAVED!
>>2847216>>2847214If you buy a monthly pass for 5$ in JP, yes.
>>2847212THE WHAT!?
>>2847220its a good movie. lowkey /v/mapilled, but in a way that some people might disagree with
>>2847212If we could do that I think this place would implode even more>>2847214>>2847216>Power of Money
>>2847212i assume not yet, they only added that at 5th anni in JP
>>2847220>Guy destroys his body and mind in search of perfectionYeppers
>>2847227>>2847231I'm a musicfag and I've seen some clips and honestly it almost comes off as comical, but if it's like how our trainers crash out that could be interesting
>>2847227Not necessarily. I think everyone has enough critical thinking skills to know that fletcher was wrong
>>2847238counter point, if i had enough critical thinking skills i wouldnt sink so much time in a gacha
wait i did brian clanker runs where the hell are my gibs
>>2847239G L O R Y
>>2847220Did anyone keep the list of /v/ma-core movies?
>>2847223it's not fair. danchou knows it, I knows it. I looped my friggin balls off man...with DIRTmas
>>2847237The movie is mainly about obsession, ambition, and the cost of becoming great. Its an excellent movie which i recommend.
>>2847243only between July 22nd and August 13th on URA/Unity/Grand Concert
>>2847255>couldve been duping energy refills for 3 weeksFUCK!!!!!
>>2847246Off the top of my head I can only think of two TRUE /v/ma core pieces of media>12 Angry Men>Ping PongBut there are many more /v/ma adjacent properties like Yu-Gi Oh, Jurassic Park, and Dragonball
What's the stamina req for this CM?
>>2847260550-600
>>2847259Totally forgot about Ping Pong. Gotta watch it
>>2847260500 (550 to be safe) for backliners, 600 for pace/front, no heals needed
>>2847245E Y E Sshe runs on AA battery too
>>2847265Yeah you do.Honestly though any good sports anime reminds me a lot of /v/ma. Quite fond of Ippo and Ashita no Joe, but even something like Gurren Lagann has a very motivational message. Gundam is also a /v/ma-adjacent series for multiple reasons.
>>2847246No cuz i don't save random posts like that. But you guys have very diverse tastes. I do like how many cult classics I see anytime someone brings up movies.
>>2847259>there are many more /v/ma adjacent properties likeHow can you forget Top Gear, The Sopranos, Gundam and Kamen Rider
>>2847268Ive always said that this thread is basically a sports anime and Im really feeling it to this day
>>2847274>Im really feeling itFuck off shulk
>>2847259Why is 12 Angry Men considered /v/ma-core?>t. watched it ages ago and enjoyed it
>>2847272that's why I said MANY more, it would take a while to list them all out as I'd need to think about it. AVGN is there too
>>2847268>Gundam is also a /v/ma-adjacentDon't even mention it, I've come to grow very fond and associate row row fight the power more with /v/ and 4chan, makes me feel very good whenever I listen to it
Doesn't Doto know its rude to read.other people's notebooks without their permission?She really is evil, huh
>>2847276this thread is a room with angry men arguinghonestly cant tell any other connection other than that
Push to song #5 or no? (Got make debut, +1 wit song and +10% TE, missing song is the power TE one)
>>284727612 angry men is /v/macore in the sense that it's meta for how the types of arguments/debates unfold in these threads. It's worth a rewatch in general, but approach with that lens in mind. Just think about the arguments that have been had here over the past year when you rewatch it
>>2847141At least getting agemasen'd doesn't end the chain early like the Taiki SSR. Fucking burgers.
>>2847283I wouldn't desu. It costs 33 vo and 12 co. Very risky
>>2847287You can pick the other option yknow
>>2847276Just look at this thread, it feels like the room in the movie with anons angry and frustrated arguing constantly
>>2847280Nooticing how she is building a demonic castle.
>>2847172HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI love the dorky Kaichou and I love the Linkin Park wannabe.
>>2847285It looks simple at first, but the drawfag that did this nailed the faces and postures, it looks straight out of a frame in the film
>>2847291One of the many copypastas I feel would illustrate the idea better, but I dont have any on handThere was also an edit someone made with the knife in the movie but it's rice shower's knife, which I had it kek.For those who have seen better call saul, it's the same kind of energy that Chuck has in the courtroom scene where he goes on the chicanery rant
Spe, I hate to say it but your career is extremely boring. Please get more interesting
>>2847285debating is for fags in ivory towels, in /v/ma towns, we lynch criminals without trials
>>2847296I know one way to make it more interesting!
>>2847172>did barely more than 20 brian runs in favour of looping with pasa, grass and shichiFUUUUUUUU-
>>2847297
>>2847296Its not just boring, its aggressively boring, it WORKS to make Spe as bland as possible
>>2847295I know there was another one but I made this one https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/2484887/#q2485842
>>2847283Push until the carryover then learn it next season
>>2847297if you've never seen 12 angry men, it's not the kind of debate you're thinking for most of it. Just a bunch of hotheads getting real exciteable locked in a room together. Different types of personalities, some indifferent, some with different intentions, but they're forced to pretend to be civil in that time together, but it slowly begins to unravel as they inch closer to the real truth
>>2847306and that truth is that Flatties>Cows
>>2847172>never did Brian's careerso this is my just deserts
>>2847308Flatties aren't women, fuck off
>mandate of heaven>TT tax returns>now a TP stimmyI think we should erect a statue for our lovely Feng Shui q/v/een.
Give it to me straight, is it worth trying to compete aganst Oguri on the next CM? Played and won both Aries and Cancer against Oguri
>>2847302I dont think anyone minds if a girl is a little bit more plain, vanilla can be delicious. There's just straight up nothing there though.
>>2847312im erecting something else for Rickey, iykwim
>>2847308
>>2847314depends on your tolerance for xogslop. I always try but then wind up disappointed when I lose to a xog anyway. It can be done but you really can't halfass it if you're not gonna fight xog with xog. Don't know how overpowered she is next time but maybe it wont be so bad as the dirtslop
>>2847312It is a peaceful age after electing the wild ride that was the ardan era. I'm preparing some pretty sexo oc for rickey
>>2847312>ineligible for both of the gibs passed out so farThis isn't the communism I was hoping for.
>>2847162God damn that post is old, anyone else have old /v/ma posts they like saved up?
I want to kill myself
>>2847315>There's just straight up nothing there thoughWatch the MAIN story to get the real story. watch that and don't tell me it's the most kino shit ever
>>2847325I would drop spe from the team for thay shit
What do we do to stop anons from leaving like that oy neigh guy
>>2847325Vomit inducing post
>>2847312Communism...won
>>2847323All trainers are equal, but some are more equal than others. Strive to do more for your community and you, too, will receive gibs in the future.
>>2847330Nothing?We got an influx of new people and new faces, pretty much every week I see new guys in practice rooms. We are fine, tho I will miss the two oy neigh anons that left
>>2847325The FAT of the franchise
>>2847324i got some
>>2847325What do you even do in this situation
>>2847330post a wuv you every single day
>>2847339LMAOOO
>>2847339
>>2847330Its dober, there's nothing you can do. EOS NOW. You should've seen the writing on the wall when the grooveposter jpbro left us
>>2847348>You should've seen the writing on the wall when the grooveposter jpbro left usI am quite literally here
>>2847294it's traced over a frame from the film
>>2847350Lookin good!
>>2847351oh
>>2847324is making screenshots of your own posts cringe?
>>2847352I was in the /bunker/ too. Hell I've been in one of the clubs for more than half a year, /v/ma is as home as /umajp/ is.
>>2847355Only if the funny thing comes from someone else or something out of your control
>>2847355>Fukutards screencapping the one get they'll ever get
If I add standard distance is this statline enough to survive Racing Spirit Stamina? Still have 500-ish points to spend and trying to fit stuff together/see if I want the gild for Descent/Straight adept. Both standard distance and RSS are at max hint if that matters, unpictured are See ya later+Unstoppable+Uma Stan+Head on.
>>2847350>>2847358BASED! Tell us more about this inspiration reroll thing, or maybe some other future change we'll like
>>2847324>the curse is being undone
>>2847354love me a frowny daiwa
Wow I haven't flopped haruten with my oshi in a hot minute
>>2847315That's what I mean, Oguri's career is a bit plain and vanilla, Spe's gives you NOTHING because she is so fat she ate everything until only bones remained
Comfy jig.https://jiggie.fun/YnKE32>>2847373That's normal mode, right? I don't see Mackie.>>2847364I always check [your calculator of choice] for stuff like this.
>>2847326nta but I really should, but then again I kinda don't feel like it because Suzuka's chapter left me a tad disappointed
>>2847365You reroll inspos once per career.
>>2847376>That's normal mode, right?Yes
>>2847365Game becomes even more pay2win slop
>Started making a Sweep Tosho for TT.I get it
>>2847376What's the most up to date one? Is it the cow one? Tried it right now and it doesn't even have the non inherit version of Pearl's ult, I remmeber anons mentioning it was missing mechanics but I don't know if it's fixed
>>2847385The old one still workshttps://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>2847372Damn that looks really good
>>2847384
>>2847382>>more pay2win slop>already pay>dont winsomething doesnt add up!
>>2847371Would you still like umas or find them sexually attractive if they were centaurs? Wouldn't surprise me if Japan had done that
>>2847387Does it have all the new skills/adjusted mechanics?I haven't touched umalator in a while now that we have dudes running haku to give us actual data
>>2847391
Gun to your head, describe special week's personality in as much detail as possible
>>2847396She love food and doesn't afraid of anything
>>2847396>Gun to your hea-- ACK
>>2847396I have played her career and always called it aggressively bland, I haven't watched main story because I disliked Suzuka chapter, but here is the best I can doGlutton, massive, food loving glutton who is also a country bumpkin so she is really clueless about the outside world, especially in the city, lived on a farm or something, probably a dairy one, she is very malleable and doesn't argue so if Torenah tells her to do something she will do it, but also with great enthusiasm and eagerness I remember anon calling her an enthusiastic bottom onceOver all my second least favorite of the golden gen
>>2847391>>2847395>be non-pedo in der/v/>all the mature busty umas are free for meI love it here
>>2847406Think again, Dotobro!
>>2847387Thank you anon, just tried both and she had about a 98% full spurt rate on both calculators, I think she should be good enough.
>>2847393Speaking of which there's some weird FE amogus game where they made the Fire Emblem characters into like half furries, and then full blown furries. In this game lyn looks just like an uma musume, an FE character with horse ears essentially, but then transforms into a centaur. It's weird.Centaurs can be attractive but I'm not a fan of this one
>>2847410Better centaur design: Mae from Shining Forcewould
>>2847406Is der/v/=pedos another false flag? What is their endgame?
>>2847410I think it's the part where she has green skin on top of being a centaur
>>2847404>enthusiastic bottomI remember that post. It's accurate
>>2847410She looks cool, I only know her because we had a brief interaction with the Fire Emblem threads on /v/ during a purge, their threads with uma lynn also got deleted for having a girl with horse ears in the OP so we explained to them so they didn't get purged as well
>>2847415>allegedley the pedo club>in reality they're all into hags and titcows
>>2847415>>2847421The more you think you know... The less you do
Only Spe propaganda that works on me is by this artist who draws her being very cute and sometimes throwing tantrums and slapping Torenah with her ears
>>2847416>>2847418Regular UmaLyn I don't mind, but also the weird hairy arms on the transformation is offputting>that one time Fire Emblem threads were being deleted because they were mistaken for Uma threads>now FE threads are being deleted because they're moving too fast just like we were>not even allowed to talk about the new game less than a month before releaseit's been said a million times but the mods their have lost their damn minds
>>2847014
>>2847404I keep wondering how Special Week would have turned out if she weren't part of the first cast of characters and was instead designed a little later on. Or hell if she was still with the first cast but didn't get smashed over the head with the Main Character Girl batLike what sorts of personality traits or stories would they have lifted from the real horse's circumstances then
>>2847434I think she would've genuinely been the Supreme Commander of the rising sun with all that it entails
>>2847404Go watch the main story
Why did I get 44 TP refills
>>2847437Communism, and bugged careers for certain umas
>>2847435Why, because the real horse was a real HNIC (head nipponese in-charge)?
Friendly reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>>2847437I only got 9..gimme some of yours
>>2847439The pride of Japan after beating Montjeu, made them feel pride against the international scene
I can't watch the final main story chapter because i only sat through the first chapter and then clicked+skipped through everything else afterwards to get the timed rewards so i have a backlog that, if i sat through it like it was an anime, will probably take like five hours or something
>>2847436>Go watch the main storyLater
>>2847440Jesus Christ you are lucky I work from home
>>2847440>thought I had my headphones plugged in>this started playing at full blast at 6:00 in the morning>paper thin walls so guaranteed noise complaint
>>2847424>>2847421At this point it feels like they are just lying for the sake of lying. Truly a despicable club of evil.
>>2847452der/v/ moment
Well this is kinda nice. By the time of reset I'll probably be full
>>2847455Fc?
>>2847453El condor pasa makes me feral why does she get zero love at all?
SOON!
>>2847458Early-game uma syndrome? I always thought she was hot
>>2847458Still waiting for her 2nd alt
>>2847462>>2847458swimsuit alt soon? its august, its still warm...
>>2847458>annoying voice>annoying personality>annoying mask>humiliated by Spe after DEMOLISHING Montjeu
>>2847461Why the fuck is Curren holding the phone like that
>>2847458Jobbed in France, cursing Japan in the process
>>2847471to use the better camera i guess?
>>2847468Sorry El
>>2847473Doesn't sound worth it, you can't aim the camera well like that
>>2847461Curren is a bad influence.
>>2847476i mean, looking at the pic, evidently she can>>2847475ugly boy
>>2847475Getting El's VA in the stream only to give the alt to Seiun who wasn't even there looked like such a humiliation ritual
Do you think Tabaru can do what Pasa and Orfevre couldn't
>>2847458She has a very nice body but acts a bit too weird and silly to be arousing. A luchador gimmick isn't exactly sexy.When her alt dropped tons of people were lusting for her though
>>2847479GAY faggot
>>2847470>>humiliated by Spe after DEMOLISHING MontjeuOn home turfSpe can't even beat Pasa on home turfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_otdk4Euq4
>>2847486>>2847475why does this UGLY BOY do the weird Sirius smile
>>2847458
>>2847480Oh no, El's VA was in the other Pakalive, one before that
>>2847491that is not a BOYyou are HOMOSEXUAL!
>>2847485>When her alt dropped tons of people were lusting for her thoughI might be wrong but I remember that legendary El paizuri OC being the first one of that quality and the one that started the golden age of /v/ma drawfags
>>2847492The real reason? People are racist against mexicans. If she took off the mask she'd get more love.
>>2847496YOU ARE POSTING AN ADOLESCENT BOY! THIS is a WUMAN
>>2847500Who the fuck is that?
>>2847484Imma be real, no. Stands no chance European turf is very soft and swampy so 2400m in France is going to feel like a 3000m.
>>2847501
>every other horse wears a menko during a race>only El can wear a menko as a sight gag because her use as a luchador mask makes it awkward for anyone else to wear it too
>>2847498What started the golden age of drawfags was the special week murdering the janny pic. That's when making oc became a thing
>>2847501TOO BIGI LIKE MY SEIUNS SMALL AND FLAT
>>2847501I now love Seiun
>not even 800 posts>almost at image limitAlright maybe TOO much funposting, one last one for me
>>2847500But she is a blue-eyed white girl from Kentucky
>>2847492What does chamba even mean
>>2847511Oh you think you can beat ME on not contributing?
>>2847511Please let us have this, Yurohours are usually a graveyard this is a godsend and the most fun I've had in a while
>>2847503El Grande Umaricano
>>2847511Funposting is GOOD bitch ass neigha.
>>2847504aww manTabaru beefed 2500m and longer in Japan
>>2847515okay im glad some euros got to have some fun for once
>>2847508yeah, i thought making OCs became a thing after that one thread where anon talk everyone to draw umas, and a lot of people made SOVLful paint drawings. i have my first drawing from then, even. happened on november 11th
>>2847518funposting feels so good when U aint got a bitch in ya ear telling you its nasty
I will continue to make jannyphobic posts no matter how many times you abuse your pathetic e-authority with frivolous bans. If you don't want to see them then stop stalking the thread for posts criticizing you, dumb sissy faggot janny.
>>2847513Chamba = Job, work. It says "there's no more jobs in the races jajajajajaja" there
>>2847519Don't worry, OUR hero will save us seriously why did they send him?
>>2847525Do we really have a janny stalker? Damn, wouldn't surprise me they report /v/ threads once we mention there is one
>>2847525Would Kitasan say this though?
>>2847515Yurohours are usually a graveyard because no one wants to put in the effort. If you want more yurohours like this, put in the damn effort!
>>2847525also report your own posts to make sure the jannies see them
>>2847527for me it's Wuvcen
testo status?
>>2847533Dude what do I even do with the pile of currency I have
>>2847510BASED>>2847509>>2847505CRINGE
Seiun Sky should have bigger tits and act lazier
>>2847530Literally this>Hmmmm thread is kinda unfunMake a fun post>hmmmm thread is too off topicMake an on topic post>hmmmm thread needs some tittiesPost some titties.Take care of the thread and it will reward (You)
>>2847536I think it turns into monies
>>2847537I like Seiun as she is but IF she were bigger, I would also be okay with this!
There's an uma thread on /v/ right now, but it's a very sneaky oneCan't believe jannies and schizos missed that
>>2847540are umaboobs on-topic?
>>2847533>>2847536How the fuck?!??!?? I still don't even have all the rewards WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??
>>2847540I put in drawings and I get drawings back. I like to think I contribute a little even tho they suck. It's a nice feeling.
>>2847544I was looking through the deleted posts on /v/ to see what was going on with the GTA copyright situation but I actually stumbled upon a ton of deleted uma threads. They're still being made pretty regularly but most of them get zapped
>>2847546Go away, loopin'
>>2847545Always have been
>>2847544>go on v>see: GOW sloppa, dated hollow knight arguments, aquafaggotyup, i still dont miss that place
>>2847548Fucking hell, really? Imagine how many of those are made by stray /v/malings who don't know where we are
>try training for mile CM>no TE songs>LH didn't give me date until senior year>LH refusing to give me tokens>randomly losing races I'm instantly reminded why I decided to take a break
>>2847554I don't know, but some of the threads look kind of suspicious like they're made with shitposting/bait in mind, so I think they might be made with nefarious intentions, to make sure we're never allowed back. That or it's guys from THAT board crossposting, but either way it seems pretty regular. Feel free to try and save any wandering /v/agrants, but it aint easy as most attempts get shut down
>>2847557For me I want to do more but they're limiting my TP and borrows which is holding me back
>>2847557>no TE songsShould have abandoned here
>>2847557Mile CM should have been fun to build but this scenario is taking away all the fun, or I'm just not tolerant anymore of this scenario. At least mile CMs are enjoyable with MANT since mile is a requirement there.
>>2847565Go away etsuko. Im not returning to MANT. I had fun building for miles
>>2847565Mile is very fun to me. Also sometimes you get some cursed ass runs and you can really just end it there and cut your losses. So it's nice if you have limited time
This CM made me realize that my stable is painfully lacking in umas, I have almost no meta options anywhere
>>2847565Miles are fine. There are more bricked runs than MANT but true to what was promised you know pretty quickly if it's a brick and can reset.
>>2847558As an example, threads made about the "trannylators", threads about the old ass black uma update in JP from months ago, and so on. Games more focused around generating controversy rather than actually discussing uma in earnest. Those are more likely to survive than the ones that attempt to actually discuss the game
>>2847570I have TOO many umas, but I want to use the same ones I was using since the early days (spe, suzuka, grass, seiun)
>>2847558>Feel free to try and save any wandering /v/agrants, but it aint easy as most attempts get shut downWell, something you boys should also remember. We can be stubborn. Some neighas will refuse to move just cuz.
>>2847580sure but some guys had to randomly stumble upon /vm/a's mention in the archives to find us, and that happened at least twice recently. There are still some lost ones out there, but I think MOST are aware, but maybe there's more wandering than people realize
>>2847580yeah those herse dudes are crazy
I think seiun sky should have smaller tits and act more diligent
>>2847586They can't get any smaller
>>2847582>these /herse/ guys sure are stubborn, they haven't moved in weeks!
FLATTERLAZIER
>>2847587Oh but they can!
I would like to request a moment of solence.for all Torenahs whose umawife will never get a swimsuit or wedding alt for one reason or another
>>2847565In the time it took to make my entire team for this CM a total of two careers were ruined by scenario RNG and those were -3 minutes of my life instead of the -60 it would be with m*nt.
>>2847590Sexiest mare bros...
>>2847591Never say never...Unless you're Grass Wonder, then say never.
>>2847590holy fuck taishin is so perfect
>>2847596https://youtu.be/mdcbiy0Ml7U?si=RMt85vjgwxpC_SXb>She may never swim again>Never say never>No, say never. She's in a shopping cart from here on out
I'm tired of the fucking tests I want this event again
>>2847600Forgot le pic of course
>>2847600yeah but you aint tired of DEEZ testes
>>2847602That one was only good because it didn't make you play careers during mant.
>>2847602
>>2847607Didn't know /v/mawon was Finnish
We haven't had a thread derailing melty in a while. Its a good feeling
Bourbros...
>>2847615And i hope that streak continues until EOS. Man I really don't like when that shit happens.
>>2847613Suomi perkele :DDDDDDWho would win, /v/ma won or Benis Park?
>>2847619Benis park is french so she's automatically better.
>>2847622/v/ma won... Lost?
>>2847619I love Suomi, have to visit some mates there at some point. As for your question, I think Benis has it in the bag, Muteki never really stood out even against the past gen
>>2847617>No domination Doujin based on this>No domination fic based on thisIts not fair
>>2847615This peace is what all warriors strive for.
I know I shouldn't say this out loud but I just can't hold it in anymore. I want to headpat Sakura Chiyono O! I want to pat her head with my hand and call her a good girl as I do so! She wouldn't even resist because she knows she likes it! I just NO TAZUNA THIS IS A NATURAL INSTINCT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST PLEASE DON'T
>>2847615I got a bit of a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde thing going on>have a melty over some dumb shit>hide my post and any replies>leave the thread for the day>business as usual>back to funpostinghopefully it didn't derail anything
>>2847617HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>finally updated all my TTers to SS+ at least>can get ready for CMAny particular parents I should use for Pace/Late? Or is this an anything goes type of CM?
https://x.com/Sploots/status/2089740821985698116What is the sound that Digitan makes?
>>2847659bro stop posting your fucking tweets here nobody cares about your account
>>2847653>Pace/LateNishino + speed generic (Oguri, Brian, Spe, etc), but really only Nishino is crucial>lateNot much to work with beyond Ryan, but I like Ryan + Nishino. Covers positions 6, 3, and 4 in case you moved up too far on accident.Anything does go for this CM, all styles can do well, but your backliners will want leap forward/lightning surge. You can breed in the white or you can borrow Daiichi Ruby's card. It's gonna be your most reliable accel.Pace can use head-on/neck and neck (daiwa power, brick card), and they can gamble on straight descent/downward descent (nishino wit, better card), and Mile maven + pace hints from Taiki speed (strong card, fronts like this too).Aim for 550-600 stam and high wit, it's a downhill race, so wit is important.
>>2847653Anything goes and Anything is viable, but for pace budding blossom is required, for late pump is required. As a second parent you want late race velocity (LoV, Shadow break, pulse, shooting star, etc).
>>2847667>>2847666Thanks for the quick response guys
I wish I had Camping Taiki, she is strong and that outfit is ludicrous
>>2847659KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEGH
>>2847653I feel Budding Blossom goes on every pace and late. The scarier lates I've seen do use it too.So for Lates you get Nishino and Ryan imo. Grandparent your speed ults for Oguri, Rudolf, Brian, Digitan, etc.For paces you get Nishino(obligatory 100%) + Oguri, Brian, Condor, Spe, Fuji, etc.
I hate the quick turn around times for CMs, I want to do other things than parent cycling almost all the time.
>>2847670There is some other niche stuff I could recommend but it might be kinda hard to find.There's one secret skill that's putting in the work: Racing Spirit Stam. It's acting like a triumphant pulse of sorts, allegedley for any style. But it burns a little stamina, so not as viable in medium/long races where stamina matters. but here it's easy, you dont need a ton of stam beyond the minimum requirements. Obviously go for mile S. There's an uphill at the very end of the strong, don't go in as a powerlet naturally...lates might want 1,500,000CC for that.
>>2847676I do wish we got a month instead of the two weeks. Accelerated schedule just is relentless. Some psychos want it to go faster and I don't understand
>>2847642I really don't mind anons getting a little bit silly or stupid and doing a little neigha moment. But sometimes some shit is just extremely dumb. THAT incident is still a blemish on these threads and im glad that after that we became a lot more relaxed.
>>2847676>>2847678Same, I'm still not even making aces, I need more time... Please
>>2847671She gets a rerun with Zephyr in February
>>2847679Yeah. Some shit is just not too serious. Anytime anyone wants to have a neigha moment, imagine the low cortisol tachyon dancing
>>2847676You can just skip a CM if you want. Grab whatever your best current parents are, find the best borrows you can, then do at most 5 borrows per team slot and in a couple days you can move on to looping / TT / whatever else you want to do that isn't CM.
>>2847679I just do a little pic related and try and forget any dumb shit that happened. after a day it's like I've forgotten most things for better or worse
>>2847682You finished your borrows son?
>>2847677>MFW I just cleaned out my old parents that werent getting useage a few days ago>think I glued my Oguri that had Racing Spirit StamFucking hell I dont wanna go back to Unity...
>>2847683>ZephyrWho wants this
>>2847690Thats ignited spirit stam. Racing spirit stam is from NURA
>>2847691Tits lovers
>>2847691inb4 >me
>>2847691>we Are pulling for wind girl
>>2847690Errm actually it's a URA skillIgnited Spirit Stam is a heal, still good, but RACING spirit stam is the velocity boost. Confusing I know, but that's from URA.Anyhow there are a lot of parents out there looping it, you can find a borrow for your ace/parent/loop whatever. Just go for it but it's not a MUST have, just a really nice to have, seems to be making a difference for anons. You want SOME kind of late-late race velocity to do the whole>if losing, win thingy ogurin style
>>2847690i dont know what strain of actual clinical autism i have or how to pull my head out of my ass but keeping my Veteran Roster organized and lean is taking a fuckload of timei wrestle with the fucking thing and before i notice it i spend as much time as i could have doing one or two careers
>>2847695Oh my fucking God
>>2847697Apparently you can sort umas by skill now in-game? I haven't tried yet but that sounds useful
>>2847695Her zephyrs got ME yamanin!
>>2847691I psyoped myself into liking her by repeating DUDE WIND LMAO mentally, initially to mock her one dimensional writing but I eventually started to find it funny and now I like her unironically
>>2847698Is there a problem?>>2847696>Ignited Spirit Stam is a heal, still goodA white heal with a 200 SP base cost is anything but good.
>>2847704Same, plus. I find the people that post zephyr to actually be pretty funny and I associate her with that shitposting.
>>2847695>>2847705>>2847704Still can't prove that she is nothing more than a pair of tits with no personality
>>2847704kek many such cases
>>2847705I'm not saying it's good for this race as a heal seems like overkill, but it seems to have special scaling no? I remember someone recommending it for the dirtslop, but maybe I'm mistaken
>>2847704I like simple girls and I like Spe and Zephyr, among others. I don't care about 2deep4u angsty umas, you do you.
>>2847108holy shit i got 101 tp refillsi'm actually ending this event with more refills than i had to begin with
>>2847710do you really need anything else? sometimes anons just want a pair of big juicy tits and that's okay
>>2847717Why oh why didn't I take the dober loop
>>2847716Meant for >>2847710
>>2847710Who cares. She's funny and hot
>>2847718Embarrassing
>>2847695I like that pregnancy doujin of her's.
>>2847717what even happened if you clanked Bourbon (lol) or Rudolf etc. etc. before?
>>2847716>2deep4u angsty umasname 5
>>2847716I like Spe, goofy girls AND the mean girls. I like too many girls honestly
>>2847725you generated a TP refill from Cygames. The exploit IS the exploit.
>>2847715The special scaling goes up to at most 0.018, which is not enough to justify the cost. And when you want heals it will remain more efficient to get golds rather than whites (0.055 for twice the price of 0.015).
Hmmmmm if this post ends in a number I will make a zephyr thread
>>2847737Ah, fair enough. Well the post wasn't even about that skill but it's good to know that it's not that good. If it was heavily discounted, maybe slightly more valuable than a raw white heal with no discounts? But I guess you see it looped on to lots of parents by chance because people just buy whatever ignited/racing spirit shit they can.
>>2847739>It ended in a number HOW DID HE KNOW
>>2847739>9No way...
I still havent done a NU-URA run. What's it like?
>>2847739it's digitan's turn nigga
>>2847710... But enough about Taiki!
>>2847726ShichiAyabeTaishinMachanUhhh actually hard question, I struggle to think about the 5th that's not a massive spoiler for way into the future umas. And it's not like I hate them or anything, but their angsty stories don't do anything to me, so sorry to their anons for dragging their wives into this. Wuv you!.
>>2847752Happy Meek Everywhere: the scenario
>>2847764>>2847764>>2847764Move whenever ready.
>>2847766Should've been Digital and Doto
>>2847704Feng Shui lmao
>>2847761She's not as angsty as those four but Shakur has that whole fighting a determined future thing. I do like most of those umas though. It's weird think was apparently irl city was beaten to death by other horses
