Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:Timmy r*pist allegationsWehAutumn is just around the cornerPlease Don't Post AI Images or Songs In This General. Thanks in Advance!>What is Space Station 13?[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed) [Open] [Embed] [Embed][YouTube] Space Station 13 Review (embed) [Open] [Embed] [Embed]>vgstation main sitehttps://ss13.moe>Forumhttps://ss13.moe/forum>New player guidehttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Ruleshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basicshttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Helphttp://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts>Useful wikihttps://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page>BYOND clienthttps://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/>vgstation server addressbyond://game.ss13.moe:7777 [embed]>How do I connect to the server?Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location">Public server listhttp://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13>Coderbus, here!https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go herehttps://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issuesThe last thread>>2798218 (Dead)
more admins than active players
>>2854175Now on the correct thread: Damn it I was considering going back to bartender for fall/winter themed bars and now you solidified that I should
>>2854189We need more bartenders, especially ones that make cool bars like you
>>2854175holy HECKARINO is that freaking BAR?!! :O
bending taylor over the bar and decorating her insides
stuffing a bird like it's thanksgiving
>>2854180yeah and the thread is a couple of terminally raped freaks bumping the thread with bullshit so it doesn't die on an already dead board
>>2854686do not stuff the birds. Feeding wild birds human food like bread or leftover snacks harms their health and pollutes local parks. It causes poor nutrition, spreads fatal diseases in crowded flocks, and attracts pests like rats
>>2854175>want to spess>no time to spess anymore
>>2854766it's an hour a night brother
Top ten juiced up waifus.And the top ten juiced up husbandos.
>>2854781>it's an hour a night brotherwhat if that hour is when he is at work on an oil rig
xenoborg rework, changelings, and sprite/wall rebalance up on 14
>>2854897>changelingsare 14's changelings more like MLP's changelings?
>>2854940The 14 ling is more The Thing inspired rather than being the guy from Prototype progressively adding superpowers to himself like TG's. They're maint slashers who eat like 8 people and then turn the whole crew paranoid, but they don't really take head-on fights.
Tase a spaceman — REST!Slip a spaceman — REST!Soap or banana — REST! REST!Now get ready for the floor!Rest on him, rest on her,Rest on everybody underneath!Tase or slip, then hit that rest —REST SPAM, REST SPAM, ONE-TWO-THREE!Taser in hand — REST!Banana in hand — REST!Soap in hand — REST!Then REST on the whole damn crew!REST! REST! REST! REST!Spam that key and make it quick!If they're down, they're a target — REST SPAM!Tase, slip, REST, then do it again!
who rests the restmen
Do any survival/military/sovl/kino/aviation/space autists want to be recruited to my projects and playtests? Not ss13, just into the sprites, environments, and world simulation
>>2855491no you won't groom me again
>>2855491fuck off vibecoding tranny
>>2855597Weird and wrong
imagine calling your own tranny game sovl and kino
>>2855491What's the project about? Topdown milsim?
>>2856244Yeah, focusing on combat rn, but I'm targetting both coop and pvp. Has destructible walls, fire, anomalies/artifacts, weather/precipitation, WIP vehicles, WIP zlevelsBasically mixing darkwood, zomboid and ss13 to give lads some immersion
She's even wearing the iconic black sundress with white spots>>2854077
>>2856806rip it off of her
>>2855491>another wheel reinventorimagine if you did this in ss13 so you would have a proper medical system ready to go instead of hp bars, and the billion other things ss13 already did first and better.
>>2857201>imagine if you kept using wooden wheels on a ferrari instead of designing a modern tire, limiting your top speed to the wood
foodoro mogs taylor
wehsister…
responding to>>>/v/745794532http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF3MLQNDxmc
when life gives you lemons
>>2857986make some tasty salmon
vox vox vox voxvoxies
tay weh otp
pull it out.NOW!
stop resisting my rest
i want to be under a rest
Taylor should create a masterclass program where she teaches players here and on other servers how to build great bars!
>>2858508She's great at coming up with themes
>>2858600is the team always retarded tranny bartender?
Putting a baby in tay1or
hey weh it's saturweh
>>2859219it's caturwehtoday is the day to catbeast the wehbeast
What is this week's event ?
caturweh toe beans
foodoro sleeping and farts so loud it wakes her up confused and she goes weh?
>>2859659the fart wakes up her vox boyfriend to, he leaves the room coughing in the direction of the restroom
remember when lil krommy got deadminned
i'm having a party tonight and might need some fresh slops for the playlist
>>2860008when my family asks me what im thankful for at thanksgiving i am going to say that lil krommy got deadminned
Alright thread gamers, I need ideas on what to put in the upper right of the map here. Security's exterior will be enclosed by it, whatever it will be.Engineering will go in the lower left.Also I need moon-related music for the title screen and shuttle, since it's MOON STATION.
>>2860240what the fuck am i looking at
>>2860250Moon station, the station on the moon. I can zoom in somewhere, if you want to look closer.
>>2860275I know you probably spent a lot of time on this so I'm going to bite my tongue and I wish you good luck
>>286024013monkeys is back?How about you finish your other map, jungle, first.
>>2860290I am not he.
might vibe map a station to shit on this nigga
>>2860354More maps are always neat. I do wish some of the ones not in rotation got forced every now and again by badmins.
>>2860240>moon-related music for the title screenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0emIDxmXnzkBaloooon~Just off the surface of the moooon~
>>2860369>cloning tube conveyor belt shit baked into the mapholy cringe powergame retard mapper
>>2860378Perfect, going in the folder.>>2860384I was told cloning was far too far away from cryo, which it is, so I added it for fun. Also any clone that comes out of the chute in cryo has a good chance of breaking a bone by slamming into the tube.
>>2860240This map looks cool overall. I looked through your other screenies too... I don't know if you've changed this but in botany WHY is there a singular tray off by itself at the top???
>>2854967>The 14 ling is more The Thing inspired rather than being the guy from Prototype progressively adding superpowers to himself like TG'soh cool let me go check it out they changed heh the changeling into the thing>it's just TG ling without his offensive tools>it can't turn people into things>even /vg/ ling is a better thing with the poorly implemented split spellshame
>>2860390The IV drips next to medical storage are too far away from the blood bag fridge and chemistry, i suggest placing them closer to chemistry.
>>2860240the map looks fucking huge, are you really just making bagel 2?
We need bigger maps to handle all the pop that is returning after lil' krommy was deadmined.
MAP trannys...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnnjRfrL_oQ>>2860933>it can't turn people into thingsthey're working on this with a hivemind mechanic for the second pass
>>2861608This guy sounds relatively normal and he/him
>>2861608nice bottom voice
party voxies in the house tonight
i'm going to be honest here, you're going to have a hard time getting friendly with a vox as a non-vox race
>>2861907when they see me on my knees with my mouth agape they're typically very friendly
>>2861923maybe on other servers (you freak) but /vg/ vox are generally friendly but reserved when it comes to intimacy. you aren't getting a vox into a secluded space without some real finesse on /vg/
>>2861938Bully Fiyah a little and he will literally kidnap you, bring you to the outpost, cuff you to a bed and cuddle you.
it twitched
>>2862002how can he do it while timmy gets banned
all this talk... *sighoff to the booru i go...
>>2862115He posts tummy for admemesIf Timmy had as cute a tummy that he showed off he would never have been banned.
tummy duel
leon's perfectly smooth porcelain skin, barely ever kissed by sunlighttummy tight, yet supple and defined by soft contours i'm getting dizzy just thinking about it
>tfw no qt Vox gf
I think if you are mentioned in the thread you should be put on the list of players to watch. The weird shit he was doing today would get any other player banned, I think there is actually something going on between him and the admins
>>2862491what happen
>>2862494Leon roleplayed raping someone
>>2862499
>>2862499he also larped having cancer for attention garbage person
leon the liarleon the rapistbetrayed the slopper (cut them balls off)cut them balls off today (du du du du)
>>2860240nigga i can't tell what i'm lookin at herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc5TTTdDZvI
>>2862499Leon used to be much worse, he would take catatonic people from the morgue and bring them back to their trader bedroom and strip them naked and rest on them, then to custom emote stuff like "Fiyah blushes as she squats down and lays an egg"
tummy doesnt make up for his crimes but it certainly helps
tummy taser
rounds lately have been lacking, we could have at least had midrounds instead of playing on hours past all antags being dead
tummy tickler
vibes are highsomeone post tums
Tums for solidarity!
the 'sloppah is the onlything that kept Leon the snake from acting out and becoming a sexpest'sloppah pegged Leon as a liar and a sexypest from day 1. shloppahh guides Leon the snake to be better and got stabbed in the black.
no tums...no slops...no players...no hope...
>>2860742No, my botany looks silly for different reasons.>>2861005Those are just spare ones for people to put random shit into and/or steal. There's IVs already next to the blood fridge.
>>2862868why all the chute slop?
>>2862878Blue chutes lead directly to the cargo export belt, intended for centcom orders and assistant-related fuckery.The QM may or may not start with a stun prod to help defend against them.Other disposal pipes include the already shown cloning-to-cryo chute which is also connected to a corpse chute in telescience, a chute from the morgue to the chapel, and one from the HoP's office to the room outside the captain's office, since it's so far away and I hate spare rushers.
>>2862893Okay but who actually does the centcom orders?
>>2862901No one aside from me. I figure that making them easier to get to cargo would at least help that statistic.People do tend to at least try to get them done whenever I've directly asked them during rounds, at least. A more obvious reminder aside from the blinking requests consoles should help too.
>>2862912Isn't it more valuable to have people roam the halls to pick up or deliver the crates rather than just stay in their jobby rooms all shift? On a map that is seemingly as big and convoluted as yours, in a game based on social interaction.and you haven't even began the engineering area. It seems like you started mapping in one spot and kept tacking shit on and "finishing" rooms instead of actually planning a cohesive design. The zoomed out map is a headache. An example earlier was when you could have just moved the cloning room to the paramedic room (that typically only gets used once at the beginning of the paramedic's shift) so cloning would be closer to the tubes, instead your solution was to build a long chute to deliver newly cloned bodies.
map yourself some bitches
map Vox stationeveryone is a voxie, and there's humie tradersand the AI is on Voximov
leon station covered in cockroaches and piss bottles and my little pony
>>2863816>pissSkylar Pritchard Station when
i love leon and this leon slander makes me sad!
>>2864056maybe if he wasnt a rapist brain cancer faking avatarfagging retard attention whore there wouldnt be slander
foodoro fart fanatic
jetski vox
>>2864072but enough about pomf
would you buy a vox plushie?
>>2860240Honestly I dont really want more maps that dont put massive amounts of effort to standout and be unique compared to their peers. We already have 10 maps that are functionally near-identical to each other, with the only major difference being the rooms have been reshuffled. By the looks of it this would be more of the same except space is replaced with ground that has gravity alongside some cargo improvements, not really standing out much from the crowd in my opinion. We really only vote box, roid, and occasionally deff over and over again because the others are the same and we just got used to the aforementioned three. Even aside from functionality, layout is nearly the same across the board too:-Technical Storage will have circuit boards, stock parts and a single pair of insuls.-The Virology and Xenobiology labs will sprout out seperately from the station.-The Teleporter room will be next to the command core and contain four shield projectormijjers.-Department heads will have their office in their departments.-Toxins, xenobiology, and the xenoarch rooms will always be located on the research outpost.-There will be a customs checkpoint right at arrivals.-The Armory will come stocked with the same amount of laser, energy, ion, and shot guns, etc etc.Its tiring to see these same designs in nearly every map.Going forwards with this, please put some thought into differentiating yourself from the homogeneous blob of all the other maps we have. Id love to play on a map that isnt a reshuffled box and has unique mechanics to interact with on the map.Also, songs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPwMdZOlPo8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc2fDDuot2chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5JqPxmYhlo
mapping is an autistic self indulgent endeavor i'm glad I never tried to partake in
I just don't know why anyone would bother mapping when Box is already perfection
>>2866468variety is the spice of life
remember when burntdevil spent 3 years of his neet life full time mapping island station and it was too big and retarded and we never played it again after a weekcoincidentally i think thats when he stopped playing still very active in the discord though
Im more excited about the two new jobs being added. Voting for which starts September 1st Planetary Explorer (Gets an office with a computer that lets you discover planets and organizes parties to explore planets and space)Anomalist (Technically already a title we have but it will get more content specific to it)Psychologist/CounselorCryptozoologist raises animals and able to tame rare creaturesMascot (Like clown, dresses up in a full costume)Drone Operator (Security member who controls a drone remotely)Plumber (for the upcoming bowl movements update)Medium (Can talk to ghosts, can also see spirits)
>>2866528>Drone Operator (Security member who controls a drone remotely)no>Medium (Can talk to ghosts, can also see spirits)double no>Plumber (for the upcoming bowl movements update)excuse me?>Mascot (Like clown, dresses up in a full costume)furbait>Cryptozoologist raises animals and able to tame rare creatureslets see those rare creatures/how is this not just xenobio>Psychologist/Counselorit's about time>Anomalist (Technically already a title we have but it will get more content specific to it)please just update outdated jobs>Planetary Explorer (Gets an office with a computer that lets you discover planets and organizes parties to explore planets and space)lame and gay
>>2866391>We already have 10 maps that are functionally near-identical to each other, with the only major difference being the rooms have been reshuffled.Stations being gimmicks is exactly why only 2ish stations even get voted ever for the singular round of the day.Frankly if the game could actually support it it would be preferable to have a pool of rooms with procgen hallways connecting them scaled to the server pop. Then we could go from 10 good maps to 0 and enjoy the same randomness.