>Libra CupRace Conditions: 1600 m, Mile, Turf, Hanshin, Right, Firm, Autumn, Cloudy. Begins August 25th.>7/1 Patch Noteshttps://umamusume.com/news/100081/>/v/ Triple Crown, August EditionFive BIGGER and SLUTTIER races of hot summer action.https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1784662203816.png>Catbox scripthttps://gist.github.com/catboxanon/ca46eb79ce55e3216aecab49d5c7a3fb>Monthly Schedule (August)https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vm/1785550038593.jpg>Umalatorhttps://umalator.appPrevious:>>2865668
Mambo!
>>2868123Machicute!
>>2868123tannhoiSEX
yada yada desu
Nakayama made me cry irl.
>>2868123those are some matikane tannhausers
We Wuv Machitan, and Machitan Wuvs U!
Horses have whiskers unless they get cut off.
>>2868141so does you're mom lmoa
>>2868144Fuck, actually lol'd.
>>2868145>drawfags on suicide watch
15/18 for Mejiro Monday!The race will start in a couple hours, after the second reset.147808341478083414780834
>>2868133You know, it occurred to me recently that someday we'll stop using Kita's card and won't hear her HARIKITTE IKOU ever againI hope at least some of the future meta cards end up having friendship training voicelines as iconic as Kita's
>>2868145AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2868145I haven't seen much art of our q/v/een in her racing outfit
>>2868152>won't hear her HARIKITTE IKOU ever againYou will hear her in her in your dreams. You will see that massive rack whenever you close your eyes until the day you die. For anyone who has been playing from the start it's too late i believe. That cards has been etched into our very souls.
Where are the Chinese dresses. I was promised umas in Chinese dresses when Rickey took the throne.
>>2868156Drawfags are stuck in frills hell, I hope they are ok
>>2868162No china dress until you a doctor. Talk to me when you doctor
>>2868169Does being in Horse MD count
>>2868179Not unless they can figure out how to cure the looping epidemic
>>2868182Give it time, once 15 energy careers are gone, its gonna go down to manageable levels
I need some roomas NOW
>>2868162
>>2868186Man, it will be miserable trying to make aces with 30 TP per run again...
>>2868152>he doesn't send his clubmates a LET'S DO OUR BEST! regularly
>>28681912nd anni soon...
>>2868186>Just wait for the disease to kill enough people that it can't spread as easyDoesn't seem like sound doctorly advice
>he hit all the skills he's spent the last month looping for? >dump eet
>>2868188531401515314015153140151I just got home so soon I'll venture deep in the mines to remake my bourbon, but I can do a few.Being your best
>>2868197We dont have medical licenses
>>2868205Then how do you practice medicine?
>>2868193I don’t send my clubmates anything.
>>2868206Listen wise guy, you want the treatment or no?
>>2868207
>>2868206Youtube tutorials and medicinal manuals from 19th century
>>2868207i send my clubmates xog threats
>>2868204L-L-L-LOOK AT YOU, TRAINER-R: A-A P-P-PATHETIC CREATURE OF MEAT AND BONE, PANTING AND SWEATING AS YOU R-RUN THROUGH MY CORRIDORS-S. H-H-H-H-HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT, INCLINE INVICTA?391394933913949339139493
I’m starting to think Lightning Surge is a gaslight because this shit never procs against you guys.
>>2868210IM SUING FOR MALPRACTICE
>>2868193Fuck, I actually forgot about that. Fair pointStill, it'll feel weird not hearing HARIKITTE IKOU on every other rainbow during careers
>>2868218Its not but sometimes the skill is a bitch
I can't join rooms, at most I have 2 members and neither are very good
>>2868218It's more inconsistent than people let on. It's an instant win when it does activate at the right time though.
>>2868207>>2868212>My clubmate opens his mailbox>"YOU CAN NOT STOP US.">"WE HAVE THIS XOG.">"YOU LOSE CM NOW.">"ARE YOU AFRAID?">"DEATH TO /V/MAPYOI">"DEATH TO OY NEIGH">"CONDOR IS GREAT"WWYD?
>>2868217I'm sorry, Vodka. I'm afraid I can't do that891016958910169589101695
>>2868225You can probably join if you have a 3rd filler
>>2868229>instafilledtrainers all desire the rooms
>>2868227How are you gentlemen !!All your plat are belong to us.You are on the way to destruction.You have no chance to (Survived) make your time.Ha ha ha ha …
>>2868229CHADliners surge from the brink!701265027012650270126502
Seiun Sky...Is a boy?!
>>2868237Can I see the tama and the doto? Holy soul
Funnily enough, I just finished up my attempt at a Late Brian so I was planning on hosting as well.658865296588652965886529
Time for more Yeppers breeding.
>>2868233TAKE OFF EVERY XOG!FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
>>2868233Someone set up us the dom
>>2868241Id breed yeppers
>>2868230I don't
Is there an advantage lates have over ends?
>>2868238silly anon, all umas are girls
>>2868242KEK
>>2868238Let's confirm this empirically
>>2868248>>2868250handsome dudes
>>2868241Nice!
>>2868237She is no pigeon, it is true. Still? Evil beast of the sky.494397234943972349439723
Umas in suits UOOOOOH
>>2868250This outfit is the sexiest in the game
>>2868255HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
>>2868247They don't start as far back as Ends once Position Keep is over and they get to try and move up, but without a gold midrace velocity it's kind of moot since Ends will often be in equal position unless they get blocked by a Late horde
>>2868255Fatwa looks even more massive.
Last turn, what do I pick. This medium S + Nimble nav + Uma Stan run
Whats the average rank for a rooma? Like...UG6?
>>2868240Local children flee in panic at the sight of Creek on the race track, with 15 seconds of downhill mode, and debuff support from Grass, being enough for the promoted pace to barely hang onto the lead759074637590746375907463https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=qL8af5j8705l7hymtGEEPPab
>>2868265Id 100% take the wit
>>2868247OYL vs Daring Strike, shorter tracks mean OYL is more likely to hit at a good time and also less time for ends to take advantage of their top speed coefficient
>>2868265Wit
>>2868265Wit imo, more SP and you're already good on SP.
>>2868221Once the Pasa card is released we'll need to make a Kita themed >fun race as a send off.
>>2868265>>2868268>>2868272>>2868273i forgot to mention, I have firm conditon hints, if I do speed + double firm conditions I have 1181 power, with great mood this gives me enough for the accel boost, or is that not worth going for?
>>2868265>smaru TE roidsWit
>>2868253THE OBESE OF THE FRANCHISE905375259053752590537525
>>2868265Wit training gets you to 968 and you're not hitting 1600 Speed regardless, with Speed you get up to like 1583 or so>>2868273It's fucking 5 SP man...
>>2868275Not worth deliberately going for unless you can hit 1300 but its nice
>>2868279Yeah and the director.
>>2868275It's not a threshold, it scales of off excess power so 1201 does nothing
>>2868282>+4 SP
>>2868278SOMEONE STOP HER!!!! I forgot to take a proper screenshot, whoops.953716459537164595371645
>>2868267Rudolf dying at literally the last moment costs her the win over XOg, while Pace Down murders all the other backliners out of the gatehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=bnJ1kG8Zv9RMGHC3qzm6dBs3316299203162992031629920
>>2868284Thats +9 sp, could be make or break
>>2868239I have the Tama but I’m in the cagie, gimme an hour
Everyone here being a wagecuck is sickening.
>>2868290I'm a NEET but probably not for much longernot everyone can afford to mooch off people/gibbs/be born rich
>>2868290Loopa progresses nicely while waging
>>2868286>no ultFALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Great race though, lets run it back539105665391056653910566
>>2868290Those carats don't pay for themselves
>>2868290Bro, im pushing 40
>>2868290You think I can afford my figure collection without a job neigha?
HEARD THEY'RE REFORMING THE /HERSE/GUARD
WHEN I WAS
>>2868265I chose wit, Kitasan didn't finish but whatever, still decent I guess.
>>2868239Switching out Sweepy was a mistake. Flower didn't finish her chain. Surprised that she hasn't been exploding more in the rooms due to lack of uma stan/GW/shrewd step.
Ok /v/ma if you really are so old tell me something I've always wondered. Is the whole "reddit spacing" a real thing or just something everyone did that got turned into a meme much later?
>>2868287Simply run faster and the backliners couldn't catch up this time; meanwhile Fuji was solo pace and didn't get Blossom because no one challenged her mid race lmao. Think I'm going back to my Pace Brian to ensure that doesn't happen while Vodka does her thing in the backlinehttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3fqVdKfNxyx_VZA7_6B5bbaP833973748339737483397374
>>2868296This feathered fiend is still a FALCON at heart461405704614057046140570
>>2868308Its a thing yeah
Attention! Report your mandatory sinification process! Have you been watching the Three Kingdoms tv show? Have you been studying any Confucian classics? Have you been learning mandarin? Have you been drawing umas in china dresses? What have you done to become more chinese today?
DAICHII RUBY, LIGHTNING SURGE WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
>>2868315I am listening to xue hua piao piao as I do roomas right now
>>2868315I am cultivating and drawing a piece junior
>>2868308That sort of spacing was actually used back then. I'd post screenshots of very old posts but they'd probably derail the thread.
>>2868308It is but the term is also used incorrectly half the time. Regular linebreaks have always existed as a means to make long bits of text more legible and to have a sense of cohesion in writing.But anyways, here's Wonderwall.
Kitasan, Fujin or Seiun for CM19?
>>2868310>No angling procDUMB Falcon747895447478954474789544>>2868315I bought dynasty warriors origins
>>2868316Whateva happened there? WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE??I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKIN HAPPENEDTHIS PIECE OF SHIT CARD GAVE ME SIX GLUED RUNS WITHOUT FINISHING HER EVENT CHAIN WHATSOEVER
>>2868315I am in the frill mines, but also. I do wanna watch the three kingdoms tv show everyone grabs screencaps from. Which adaptation is that one?
>>2868309The classic late dilemma, Vodka was too far forward to get her accels while Brian was too far backhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=_psMXNGIWMwCsVNNXfrKYUIq245073372450733724507337
i... i didnt even attempt to make an ace yet...
>My uma gets rushedWHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>2868333/vim/ro...what the fuck are you doing??
>>2868336ITS ALL A SHITLOAD OF FUCK
>>2868330The 2010 series, it's a great watch. A lot of people swear by the 90s one as well, but most of the screencaps you see are from the 2010s one
>>2868330>Which adaptation is that one?It's the 2010 version. There is also an older version from the 90s which is more faithful to the books if you are a bookfag and favors Shu more. Both are good but if you are unfamiliar with the story the 2010 version is better.
>>28683266/9Attention grabbing image, come on lads join!!! I gotta get to the fuckin bourbon mines soon.
>>2868333this but for cm19
>>2868345The vast mountain range of Mt Tarumae.....
>>2868315>watched the show>got the soul drained by mahjong>taking restorative walks in the park after work>reading Tao Te Ching>frills are killing me
>>2868344>JOBming
>>2868312>>2868322>>2868324Interesting... It always sounded retarded since I like spacing and punctuation. But I'm a turbonewfag so I didn't know
Mass loopicide soon...
ON TONIGHT'S /V/MA AWARDS WE HAVE A VERY "SPECIAL" GUEST.
>>2868344>picrel>in s1 Spicaman stole SuzukaHEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
>>2868352>Welcome...to GRAND LIVE!
>>2868349I NEED TO DIE, I AM A SHITTER AND A KWABBER
>>2868315>Have you been watching the Three Kingdoms tv show?No.>Have you been studying any Confucian classics?No.>Have you been learning mandarin?No.>Have you been drawing umas in china dresses?No.>What have you done to become more chinese today?Nothing really, but I guess I can fap to Rickey later.
What a frillWith feng shui and wuv yous through the nightWhat a frillI'm looping and I'll reroll into youWhat a fear in my heartBut you're so supreme
>>2868348Oh, also started playing tw3k, as my first ever strategy game other than that one bit in SporeDid anyone else play it? I lowkey suck at battles
OH NO
>>2868359A toad lusting after swan meat, you are courting DEATH junior.
>>2868351I've been farming epithets with my fan runs. The most annoying ones to grab are the dirt hopeful stakes and the other one that conflicts during the victoria mile, as you generally want to race both of those in case for affinity/fans purposes instead of the nu-dirt G1s
>>2868326ACKMaybe last one? unless they start filling up quickly again. I gotta remake my shitters.609851786098517860985178
>>2868315I did edited the MacWuxia copypasta to feature Rickey
>>2868360I give my life not for Platinums but for wuv yous
>>2868360Well I am glad im not the only drawnigger stuck in the frill mines
>>2868331Neck and Neck is pretty good if you don't have to drag a dead card for it, especially with an instant proc and the most downhill mode in the room. Meanwhile, Brian blows all her midrace in the early game and gets kneecapped by Pace Down for it, while Vodka gets lost in the backliner blobhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=dCrzwbv5ers356JJ3aEMUrJn427351484273514842735148
One day I'll finish that Goldship drawing, not today
>>2868369IM STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILIN A BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKXOG EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>2868362https://youtu.be/iC7zEpC-LbY?t=62
>Requested dirt shoes and danchou wont do shit againLOCK ME UP
>>2868373This post actually hurt an anon here, and thats a good thing
>>2868372Doto a cute! Thanks for hosting
>>2868378THAT NEIGHA IS GUILTY! Give me the rope I'll hang him myself!
Is blaze brian gonna be in the selector for 2nd anni bros? I can't justify pulling for a long only uma when she releases after the long
>>2868385Yuh, the selector goes up until NY Kitasan /NY Dia
>>2868386>>2868385>forgot about selectorsHoly fuck, that actually frees up so many pulls, thanks for reminding me about these bros
>>2868366AND THATS ALL FOLKS! Thank you for coming. Gonna go highroll a better clanker and a better bird. Wuv you
>>2868372XOg takes it with a delayed Miracle off the back of Shake It Out as everyone decides to take the outside for some godforsaken reasonhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=ZiudbLDIhv7r8UirpHnGqfei331092843310928433109284
>>2868390Thanks for the roomas
>>2868390Thanks for the roomas. Can't wait to see the improved team.
>get to the end of junior year>"well that wasn't the best luck but let's see what awe got">buy one technique>literally can't even afford to buy first song
>>2868386Speaking of the NY alts, any idea how NY Dia is?
>>2868402What happens? Do you lose the run due to lack of hype?
>>2868402what does the falco gif has to do with anything?
>>2868405Don't know, first time I've ever done that bad. I glued it instantly. Had low VI, first technique forced me to spend VI, I literally got priced out before I could even get started
Anyone got the Finemo "don't start your car"?
>Use 4 of my borrows trying to make better parents>Think I have something workable>Use that and my last borrow for an ace attempt>Dober fails a 6% predebut and then comes in 4th in debut race despite over 200 speed and powerThe Mejiros can suck my balls. I'm glad I killed all those McQueens
>>2868406more like stinko baldy
>>2868404She's good. Long specialist late surger with built in Lose Yourself. Her only problem is competition, she competes against symboli kris s (who is usually worse or comparable but better in the arima kinen) and sakura laurel (who mogs every single unit in longs)
>>2868411
>>2868391Speaking of taking the outside, Vodka throws the race by going to the outside rail while Spechud stays inside.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=4cjUjj3fS6DiwM3RGJBd6drY403228324032283240322832
>>2868415>who mogs every single unit in longsEven blaze brian?
>>2868419Brian is really good, but there's counterplay in having a runaway to shut off Beast Mode. Laurel just werks
>>2868419They're pretty comparable with blaze brian being more dominant unopposed and easier to build iirc. But theres plenty of counterplay to her.
>>2868418I wish high wit and power would prevent umas from swinging too wide on the final corner
If there's going to be a track specific Xog tier monster uma for every race surely they won't appear in every CM lobby the way Xoggy is right? There's too many umas to pull for and not everyone will be soullessly metaslaving for every track?
>>2868428You will see Cat Topgun more then you have XOg
>>2868422>Beast ModeThey should've kept monster, this just makes brian sound like an even lamer tryhard.
>>2868418>spechudIunno boss, looks like the face of the game is just taking her rightful spot
>>2868432beast mode sounds like something that would sound cool to the esl ear imo
>>2868150Full! Starting at the top of the hour!
>>2868432>Brian>MonsterWhich flavour would be her favourite? Which flavour is (your) favourite? I fw Aussie Lemonade
>>2868432While I liked Monster, Beast Mode isn't as bad a butchering as some other things have gotten. Also, Brian is a very cool and edgy tryhard, she'd absolutely call it Beast Mode and that's why I love her, especially since the Evo of it for her is called Ravenous Beast.
>>2868444>Brian is a very coolLiterally no one says this
>>2868445Shes cool and dangerous.
>>2868449Eat your damn vegetables already
>>2868445Explain this thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYAIdoYIbH4>>28684186/9
>>2868451yada
I got the Special Concert finally today and didn't expect both for the song to sound so good (it sounds quintessentially umamusume, I don't know if you get me, but it sounds almost as iconic as some of the main main pieces of music from launch) and for my wife to have vocals in it
>>2868449>dangerousShe's weak to a 13 year old girl. Which is one thing we have in common I suppose.
I WANNA HEALI WANNA FEELWHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REALI WANNA LET GO OF THE PAIN I'VE FELT SO LONG(ERASE ALL THE PAIN TILL IT'S GONE)I WANNA HEALI WANNA FEELLIKE I'M CLOSE TO SOMETHING REALI WANNA FIND SOMETHING I'VE WANTED ALL ALONGSOMEWHERE I BELONG
>>2868239Sorry about the wait, this is the build. Hasn’t been doing hot in practice rooms, probably needed more mid race but not much I can do at this point. Other skills are fall double circle, right hand double circle, outer post, blossom and pump.
Will (you) be pulling?
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
>>2868469Brian would 100% watch AMVs
>>2868471Actually... No.
>>2868471Yes, its time
>>2868471No. I need to save for cards
>>2868471Wife.
>>2868471>Front>SprintNo
>>2868471Im all in boss
>>2868471Pulling for who?
>>2868473They're called edits, boomer.
>>2868471A cheeky tenner perhaps
>>2868479fuck you, I'm running her in this CM
>>2868150Powering past the Dobers and muscling her way past the wall of McQueens, Ryan convincingly wins this week's Mejiro Monday race!Thanks for joining!Some pics:>Starting Gates: https://litter.catbox.moe/59dthyoxwtqnn1p7.png>Back Stretch: https://litter.catbox.moe/7urxx5my3rzz5q5q.png>Coming out of the Final Corner: https://litter.catbox.moe/cr5k9f0dvj732n7q.png>Final Stretch: https://litter.catbox.moe/rvt5oas8ylokwnes.png
>>2868471Yes. Ive waited for so long its hard to believe shes here
>>2868471I started the game for her and now she is here, my spark is ready. I will make her proud
>>2868418Downhill mode once again leads to a win, this time by a comfortable margin as I think literally everyone else missed accels due to witchecks or conditions.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zZ2mnYq77hF7foNjqD524pArThanks for coming out; think 2 late, 1 pace simply is gambling too much on room comps so even if Pace Brian isn't as strong, she needs to be up there to let Fuji work while Vodka doesn't need another backliner fighting for accel positioning. Also, I'm probably throwing to some extent by not running debuffers but I also don't take plats that seriously since A finals best of one is always a shitshow anyway. Think I can finally start auto-ing my next CM parents in good conscious
>>2868471She'll get a cheeky tenner.
>>2868471Same as Pearl I better see some 5* Machans come tomorrow.
>>2868471My wife
>>2868436damn she has a long ass neck
>>2868471Got 100 something tickets saved up, so hopefully I won't have to dig too deep into my carat stash for her
>>2868485ANOTHER WEEK ANOTHER DOBERKEK HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>2868496What sparks am I supposed to get from URA looping behond spirit stam?
>>2868482Zoomers still do AMVs?
>>2868315only thing I have and will do for Rickey is a singular drawfagging, granted it's my most ambitious piece yet, but it actually turned out to not be as challenging as I thought it would, frillslop wasn't even the hardest part
>>2868482FUCK zumas
>>2868500I added rs: power to my loop parents/ Add ignited wit and I think you're set for scenario skills
>>2868501they do EDITS on tiktok
>>2868504I'm struggling with her design fellow drawchud im not gonna lie, granted. MIGHT be one of my favorite designs even now that I've studied it in depth, but she's got a lot of details
>>2868501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCDE2U9yiqcLinkin Park AMVs never die
>>2868507I don't know how that looks like. Do they still do stuff like Naruto vs Sasuke in the end?
>>2868512HOLY PEAK
>>2868512
They can't keep getting away with it
.
>>2868513They put phonk over gameplay clips or something
>>2868521So like, what makes epi so special that shes a whole ass anniversary unit?
>>2868501I think you guys have the wrong opinion on zoomers
>>2868513You can just google "tik tok edit" to find out. Warning extreme cancer:https://www.tiktok.com/@meichi367/video/7593168599167143199
You know, i wonder why some of the lads on /v/ might refuse to migrate?
>>2868512I friggin love AMV's bros...
>>2868528>why are /v/tards stubbornPride, plus. The people from /v/ might not even know of /v/ma and our struggles. Its been a lot of time.
>>2868526I dunno, when I go out I always see the zoomers and they're fat and they have a lot of tattoos and it's just weird. But then again I see the same for people my age too and it's very weird, and I wonder how out of touch I am.
>>2868501I dunno about zoomers but I've seen a few 4K upscaled MAD AMVs out of Japan in my recommendations for new animePersonally there are still a couple guys in my subscriptions that still put out Space Jam mashups every so offten, most stuff still keeps going on
>>2868533Actual senior citizen opinion
>>2868512Only just realised how that Opera victory is extremely Gurren Lagann coded.
>>2868534>Space Jam mashups>there will NEVER EVER be a Slam Debut mashup
>>2868471Rolls? NoMy dick? Hell yeah
>>2868528They liked the battlefield too much and refused the aid and rescue from Herr Maruzensky, some men are born to live and die in pain
>best run I've ever had after first inspo>run kills itself with 5 rainbowless turns in a row and bad song and token rng before classic endsI'm this close to just running a brick in my team, I don't have the time to put up with this shit.
>>2868541Give me a link to a flac rip of Make Debut and I'll dust off the ol vegas for one
>>2868471ALL IN ON MACHANILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT
Serious Question, unironically who is the sexiest uma musume.
>>2868555You just posted her
>>2868548ITS NOT OVER UNTIL ITS OVER ANON. PUSH!!!!!!
>>2868555Tickezo
>>2868555I am in der/v/
>>2868555Your pic related
>>2868555You are not prepared
>made the decision not to go with ruby power and huff copium with leap forward because the cm is too soon for me to be building xoguris with 2 speed/1 power/2 wit/hello deck>have kitasan and tachyon for speeds and finemo and 1lb cb for wit>none of the speed ssrs in the game do anything that benefits ends except for summer sweep who is unusableHas anyone tried the new Speed Helios yet? Great stats, decent Mile hints and Gold Slipstream all look promising. Am I better off using SR Sweep as the third Speed then borrowing a maxed out CB?
>>2868555There's only one way to solve this problemhttps://poal.me/jqec21https://poal.me/jqec21https://poal.me/jqec21
>>2868533Your gen also did dumb shit when young, except zoomers literally have no future, in many ways, they are objectively better than millennials. Plus they are based and don't have a stick up their ass unlike some others, you know who I'm talking about
holy hell I failed two A&S procs in a row at 1250 wit
>>2868555It's not even close. Okay it's kind of close but I made my choice.
>>2868555
>>2868565>Multiple choiceCome on now
>>2868471>Built-in Groundwork so I could use otherwise-useless Groundworklet front parents (that still have other good skills like the PP/DD combo, of course)>Built-in TTL so I wouldn't need to use the wit Bourbrick card when building her>Would give me another non-pace sprinter option for TT>Apparently strong>Apparently has a good career storySeems like a worthwhile investment to me, so yes
>>2868568There should be more brown or tanned umas
>>2868566I'm not saying they're worse, like I said I see the same thing of people my age. I'm just saying, it feels weird being the equivalent of a cave dwelling troll and not understanding anyone at all.
>>2868555It's this one.
>>2868573You know yeah, horses and are literally brown animals and we only have like 2 playable brownmas
>>2868569The people are not ready to receive the truth.
>>2868565I just added the only true answer to this conundrum, now go and vote properly
>>2868557>no GW>no MM>no TtLI tried.
>>2868555Watch every single torenah cheat on their wife the moment she drops.
Whati wanted to see my carrot dance
>>2868592I want her so badly but the thing is, fuck man I have zero end closer cards
>>2868593Read the scenario story, anon
>>2868593Too bad. Now enjoy your 5 second clip
>>2868593She canonically joins later
>18k carats>17 ticketsI can spare the tickets and a cheeky tenner or two to honour Nakayama Festa but if Machan doesn't show up from those she'll have to wait for the anniversary voucherCopano Rickey showed up in 20 pulls so that's the benchmark
>>2868596>ReadI play yugioh, I can't do that
>>2868589That is not fine
>>2868574That will happen to everyone, enjoy your age
>>2868596i haven't read it since day 1. Only thing i remember was Umamusume A about to swing at Falco's face
>>2868594The only SSR end closer card is Mr Chinese Barbecue. You'll be on the same level as everyone else.
>>2868524Other than banging all the mares in the business?Spechud bloodline I guess.
>>2868605I'm really considering giving up on a third ace. Taiki has literally never finished her chain (no I'm not ending it early by clicking top on the second choice), the game clearly doesn't want it to work.
>>2868611....I guess so, but don't i need wit sweeper?
>efforia is mihono bourbon that trades the robot larp for more autism if such a thing is possiblySign me up
>>2868618Whale card
>>2868618According to the ancient scrolls sweepy is borrowslop.
>>2868619How can you add more autism to infinite autism?
Give it to me straight, how screwed am I
>>2868592I actually fear I might cheat on her, I never expected it, we've been lawfully wedded for so long...
>>2868618The future SSR? It's OYL but for Ends and Ends have Encroaching Shadow for probably every Long, or Lightning Surge for Sprints/Miles, or Pump, or MPB on Mediums or... Yeah you're not exactly hurting for accel options
>>2868592>Mr. Cucks-your-Bitch
>>2868629Not really at all.
>>2868628Perhaps her autism isn't greater but by shedding the need for a robot persona it becomes more refined
Question for the Summer Memories. Is the card cut off actually September? Or would we allow up til the first summer event's cards? Don't think it'll make much of a difference in my deck choice but want to make sure.
What's the optimal color for rolling tomorrow rickey SCHOLARS?
>>2868639Depends on your birth date, bed orientation, and overall shape of your living space
Another casual outfit secured for the future
>>2868639Black
>>2868639red shirt/top with a small gold accessory. Red is the fire element; associated with luck, momentum, and breaking through obstacles and gold has the power of the earth and it's associated wealth, value, and attraction of the precious.
>>2868650DO NOT DO THIS, THIS POSTER IS HOKKO you don't want Water energy putting out your Fire energy.
>>2868555Honestly it's not even close
>>2868654You can't call any person that disagrees with that mumbo jumbo hokko, its not real
My bed faces the window but most often than not I end up sleeping with my feet on the pillow opposite side of the window. Which one was the corrrect one?
>>2868657And yet, you posted hokko. Subtly shilling for Tomakomai, curious.....
>>2868658Compass orientations are important here.
>>2868592I have been a CB propaganda poster for almost a full year now; my love for her and my original wife are damn near equal.
I will not eat the tomato pie.
>>2868658>He is destroying his meridiansBricked account
>>2868666Why would they do this?
Are they ever introducing moni sinks?
>First run dies just before classic summer because LH decides to not want to hang out>Second dies because Spe decides to take second in the Satsuki Sho for some reason>>2868492>someWasn't there literally one 5* Pearl posted?
>>2868592I really like that Mister!
>>2868666
>>2868672Yuh, eventually you'll have so much money you'll be able to convert your excess gold onto items like gold bars
>>2868664Tomato pie sounds gross.
>>2868672They're actually going to get rid of leveling support cards in the future so you can expect a 500 million money stimulus at that point.
>>2868629why would you be screwed neigher you have 100K more carats than me. I'M screwed but I don't care
>>2868672Gold bars
>>2868661>>2868665Please explain, my window and bed face West
Man I wish horses were real
>>2868677This guy hates deep dish pizza
>>2868681>>2868676What do gold bars do?
My favorite umas? Brian, Ryan, and Mr Cock and Balls of course
>>2868682>The headboard shall not be west-facing.>The headboard direction means where the headboard is placed. According to scientific analysis, the earth revolves on its axis from east to west; if your head faces the west, the blood will always rush to the head and you cannot sleep peacefully, so the bed shall be placed in north-south direction and you can sleep with south-facing head and north-facing feet to avoid geomagnetic interference.
>>2868682West corresponds to Metal. Metal is associated with clarity, precision, completion, and harvest. This means that as a reversal, you are unclear, your training is unprecise, your umas are incomplete and you have not yet harvested your plats.
>>2868695Why doesn't Robert make the cut?
>>2868679Do you mean we're going to get reimbursed for the resources we already spent on cards?
I think I'll use this deck and try for another with groundwork, not pictured: PP, straightaway adept, fall runner, Seiun and Kitasan ults
>>2868693You can use them to beat the neigher who beat you in finals to death.
>>2868700Yeppers, and they add a MASSIVE money sink shop that has stuff like crystals or ssr tickets iirc
>>2868704Crassusbroes...
>>2868549https://litter.catbox.moe/128jsrnynnohn5kx.flac
>>2868693Its a way to keep money when overflowing
>>2868696>>2868697I am so fucked lads, I cannot move my bed, it physically cannot move from that location. The only thing I can do is face away from the window while I sleep, towards east/southeast>you have not yet harvested your plats.I only have 1 plat, maybe that explains it all, the one plat I one was when I was studying abroad and my window was on the wall and my bed deep in the room
>>2868708I've never had shawarma
>Efforia can be read as either Euphoria or Tax Agency depending on where you put the emphasis in greekheh
You fags are actually creating feng shui umamusume doomers
So this is what the moni sink is going to look like.
>>2868719Rickey is truly an auspicious ruler
>>2868684Paper Mario Sticker Star-looking ass UI
>>2868719If you are unlucky, there is always a reason for it
SOMEBODY STOP DER/V/
>>2868713>I am so fucked lads, I cannot move my bed, it physically cannot move from that location.Odysseus-dono...
>>2868728I could afford everything here right now. Sitting 16M, got nothing to do with my money
>>2868728I can buy literally everything there right now
>>2868733I aint complaining so long as they keep the nishino breeding stock comin...
>>2868734Fuck, I completely forgot about that, LMAO am I Odysseus fated to go through years of hardship in CM just to finally return to Ithaca (win plat again) to my wife (uma)?
Space Marines died today. RIP Space Marines.
>>2868728neighas are out here with ~250 MILLION monies in their coffers while their trainees look like this
>>2868742Explain
>>2868739It depends. You did resist the Mejiro Sirens right?
Uhh trainers, don't you think you've refined your aces enough? Don't you wanna go back to looping every G1, think about what you can get for the next CM! Really most time should be spent looping or if you can't think of anything else to do, consider fan runs with your oshi for her casual fit!
>>2868743It's still hard to believe just how bad that outfit is. I like ruura otherwise but the $400 rags are just total horseshit.
>>2868743Can someone please tell the design team that the unnecessary use of asymmetry is starting to get really old?
>>2868745Yes, but I might fall for the beautiful Mr. Calypso Bewitched
>>2868744Everything but primaris got squatted.
>>2868743Not me. Once I get 10 more sashes I'll have every single uma in my stable at potential 5
>>2868747No thanks, Chrono-dono, I'm just gonna flat out flatline my ass off.
>>2868743This shit goes hard as fuck but none of yall ready for that convo
>>2868752I asked because I have no clue about Warhammer but I deeply respect the IP and fanbase
>>2868747I already have it though.
SHE HAS HER OWN CAR AND APARTMENT YOU SICK FUCK
>>2868757Uhh Teiobro, your lobby conversations?
>>2868751>staying in Open League for a full year because you rolled for her before you finally bring yourself to get back to your umawife and win a plat
>>2868759Teio doesn't let him talk to other students.
I AM FINALLY READY FOR ROOMAS. WHERE ARE THEY?
>>2868759>Being unloyal
>>2868743It's Balenciaga
>>2868728>>2868743WE ARE RICH>WE ARE RICHWE ARE RICH>WE ARE RICHWE ARE RICH>WE ARE RICHWE ARE RICH>WE ARE RICHWE ARE RICH
>>2868764That's severe autism. It's just people talking, you're not even a part of the conversation. It's free archive points
>>2868763DOOMing hard because I'm jobbing to dominator teams in pubs. You all are too honest, I am sorry..
>>2868770>It's just people talking, you're not even a part of the conversation.for the solo ones they are talking to you
>>2868763My name is Anon E Moose, you killed my trainee. Prepare to Die
>>2868760why does that sound so fucking kino?>the whales are the suitors trying to get my wife for glory
>>2868747>refined your acesChrono, I've made only one cope ace...I'm in my club's top 5 fan farmers, please let me make my CM aces now...
Does machan do anything for miles or is she a sprint merchant?
>>2868759I am just lazy. I will get to them eventually. But not today.
>>2868763We already had rooms, I'm on CM19 prep duty
>>2868783You will remember this post when you are hunting and resetting for the last ones, pride cometh before the fall.
>>2868784We had like 50+ rooms yesterday yes, maybe more. That was a lot of roomas
>>2868786>missed them all like a retard because I still don't have a team
>>2868785>None of my Rickey lobby conversations are appearing>Have literally every other convo>still 1/6 for RickeyIs this a bad omen?
So who's coming to Mare Fair?
>>2868782Where does this merchant terminology come from?
>>2868787There will be another round of roomas, but let me warn you, each passing day our trainers get stronger by the minute. I'm current in the time chamber myself seeing if I can get the high roll on some of these aces. So far just making worse versions but I can sense it's near...
>>2868779>the Trojan War is the war against the jannies
>>2868785Nta but I missed the Rickey convos during her banner and she doesn't appear on my lobby anymore, how do I make her show up, I only have 1/6
>>2868791I am so fucked
>>2868794It's a sign that our feng shui is REALLY bad or something. I could just use keys but that doesn't seem right. I've changed out my uma cast just in case some of them are in the conversations and nothing. She won't show
>>2868794Rearrange your furniture.
>>2868797The only uma (that is out) that has a convo with Rickey is seiun
Is there a chance she gets added?
>>2868802Oh, Seiun is the one I haven't changed out. that might be a problem
>>2868752Was always going to happen, what with forgeworld stuff getting written out of the eds
>>2868789>Florida
Listen I get it. It's been sort of grim for her for a while. But is Daring Strike THAT good? To his credit he didn't have Lightning Surge so maybe if he godrolled...>He's borrowing LH and using his own 2LB AyabeWell maybe if he had Leap Forward......
>>2868803>Dam: Never Period
>>2868790/sp/, its from the term "tap in merchant" or "free throw merchant" its basically calling someone a one trick pony
>>2868810Yoooo fellow Xmas biwa player
>>2868803Ye, straight girl is sick as fuck. She could 100% make it to the game
I assume end closing is very rare, so are there any other end closers that could be added to the game?
>>2868790the old testament
>>2868817>straight girl is sick as fuck.Do you know some lore about her?
>>2868820Idk but they just buffed all end closer skills in jp to be able to proc from 4th place for the position dependent ones
>>2868813>>2868821I see! I am not familiar with sports or the bible
will they choke?
Obsessed
>>2868820DO DEUCEI WANT DO DEUCE
>>2868836Hehehehehehe, Do Deuce
Daiwa Major should be in the game, and Agnes Flight
>>2868820Do Deuce and Juryoku Pierrot top of my head, deep impact is in jail but he would be one, maybe bereshit?
>>2868840I want Agnes Flight in the game just to remind that ugly bitch Air Shakur THAT SHE LOST THE TRIPLE CROWN BECAUSE OF HER LMAOOOO YWNBATC FUCK YOU SHAKUR YOU UGLY CUNT
>>2868828They took a siesta Sunday and dropped like 16 ranks because they earned less than 100m fans. They need to lock in
>>2868803Never.
Can someone run rooms, I'm not at home so I can't resultspost
Is straight descent consistent for next CM? what other accels are good for pace
>>2868528If other anons have the same autistic reason I don't like /vg/ in general. You're only going to be on the board if there's a thread topic you are already looking for.
It's happening again, I should be doing some Ace runs before bed and I am funposting here
>>2868853Yep, seems to be quite consistent, another one I'm aware of seems to be festive miracle, neck and neck is gamba like always
>>2868859>seems to be festive miracleNo one is inheriting this
>>2868853If you have a free borrow slot then you can use Solid Strike from wit Oguri.
>>2868799My desk and window are facing south and my desk is in the corner between the door (facing east) and said window
>>2868850You neighers are so lazy. Fine, I'll run some rooms
GIVE ME FAST LEARNER OR ILL FUCKING MELTY RIGHT NOW
>>2868862I can't tell how consistent this will be
>>2868857I suppose so, I just periodically look into the /v/ thread and I see posts like "/v/ma is fucking dead" or stuff like "there are no gameplay posts anymore, what happened" when we are quite literally right here. And it just puzzles me
CHECK YOUR FUCKING INBOX
>>2868875Oh my God, Tazuna. It's a bomb
What's the conditions for camping taiki to get her current speed version? What skills do I need to get so it happens
813211068132110681321106Gonna do a few rooms from mobile and see how that feels
Should I try build a late surger original Biwa or a pace Xmas Biwa for CM18? I'm out of borrows and don't have Nishino but I have been making a bunch of Ryan + Spechan/Oguri parents with Nishino as GPs.
>>2868882If you are at most 5 meters from first place at 200m remaining
>>2868886Do pace, imo. Its more consistent
>>2868808They hate us 'cause they ain't us.
>>2868893Amazing how none of them look nearly as good as the umas themselves would look
>>2868894There's a reason it's called 3DPD. 2D just hits different.
>>2868883>Both umas decide not to activate angling These frauds really test me.
>>2868894Would you rather fuck an uma cosplayer or a real horse?
>>2868789>>2868893what's going on here? I'm in this neck of the woods
Need some help on skills, 0/10 on pubs cause she refuses to move up 80% of the time. Even worse when the room is filled with PCs.
>>2868900Well, I think for the latter the other board might have more information
>>2868883Seiun takes it this time! Wishing I had hakuraku from mobile to see what happened393712813937128139371281Last room since turns out phoneposting this is kinda annoying
did somebody say cosplay sluts?
>>2868903>Shootig for victoryDoes nothing unfortunately >laneBad skill>speed eaterInconsistent for pace but its whatever. Good but iffy skill>acceleration Does nothing>medium cornersDoes nothing>leap forwardLikely to do nothingCan you post your deck friend?
>Wishing I had hakuraku from mobile to see what happenedBoth of my umas didn't activate angling and then got mogged by racing spirit stamina. Also its okay, I can host a few if there's demand.
>>2868909could be worse, at least there are no visible piercings or tattoos
>>2868903The nishino is not terrible, the stats are good and most of the skills are decent but you got some major bricks there right now. What deck did you use? You're missing some skills like prof, beeline burst, triumphant pulse, or stuff like uma stan.
>>2868903Groundwork is worthless without 3 greens.You need more skills for midrace and carryover like PoC, uma stan, tail, ramp up, latch-on and/or Speedstar.The statline is good.
>>2868903No Curvature sucks. Leap Forward's not doing anything even if she gets swallowed by the pack unless Determined hits early. Your main sources of midrace are See Ya Later and Unstoppable which every Pace has. You don't have a third instant-groundwork activator to try and keep ahead of the blob at the start. Unyielding needs you to already be trying to overtake. No Uma Stan or THH to try and keep up. Looking Back is kind of your key skill for speed carryover but you're not in position to use it due to lacking midrace.
>>2868912Meant to quote>>2868906 AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2868909This post reeks of curry.
Where is the hype for Machan banner? I thought /v/ma loved her.
>>2868893We're straight up posting cosplay sluts now? Are you speed running turning this thread to shit?
>>2868923>>2868471Trust me im fucking EXCITED for her. I hope i can build her in time
>>2868923I am extremely excited for machan, i started to play the game for her
>>2868918Im a bit of a newfag and it's incomprehensible how an UF1 uma can be mid when I can't even hit UG
>>2868902Just a bit of horsing around ^:)
>>2868923>another character whose entire personality is one joke that wasn't funny the first time
>>2868929But enough about special week.
>>2868932>implying she has personality
>>2868910>>2868916Pic related. >prof skillKitasan event chain started by end of the last 3 turns of senior year.>>2868918>>2868919Got it thanks.
>>2868934This is a good deck, but no fine motion?
>>28689360LB.
>>2868906WHERE THE RESULTS, WHERE THE REST OF THE ROOMAS
>>2868927Part of it is about deepening your understanding. All skills contribute to rating but some skills are simply bricks that don't do anything for you depending on the circumstance. No matter how good your stats are or how high your rating is, if you have the wrong skills it's hard to win. And with the right skills you can win even with not fantastic stats, which is why in the past even mediocre End Closers could beat really strong umas in other positions, Spurt was simply that good.
>>2868940That will do it. Yeah keep that deck, you can make a really good uma with it.
Pandora is getting a solo on September 9th. I'm excited for that. Also Windy is getting one of all characters. Epiphaneia too but she's way too new for me to care.
>>2868906FULL RUNAWAY DOMINATION
What is the most jewish thing Cygames did (and will do) to us?
Is double front suicide for this CM? I only run fronts and I really dont know who else to run.
I WANT MORE ROOMAS
>>2868952Okay.Let's Dance!915359639153596391535963
>>2868906(First race) I swear if you connection error on me again
>>2868950Double front is fine, but you really want a debuffer to support them
>>2868952Airplane wifi isn't cutting it...
>>2868948The goddesses banner, hard stop. Scummiest shit ever
>>2868948Goddesses rugpull
>>2868956just 564 mystic murmur and pray?
>>2868948Stego's unique. Super scummy.
>>2868963Nah velocity, keen eye + dominator + hesistant
>>2868963Dominator is what matters here. Don't be 564'ing anything other than that
>>2868964Oh you know they just did the same thing with epiphaneia just yesterday, exact same unique as stay gold but for fronts and paces
>>2868954MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME260826482608264826082648
>>2868947>my suzuka won>skills were "chosen" by anons hereThanks for the help guys, especially the guy who told me not to get Center Stage among other things. Next is Nishino.
>>2868967With hindsight its not so bad but it must suck for jp players.
>>2868970Shooting is a brick but this is a good suzuka, there's some stuff id add but shes good.
Did something happen to uma? My game keeps crashing occasionally
>>2868971everything about the japanese server is a humiliation ritual
>>2868967Stay Gold was worse since it was right after another Limited character dropping randomly, but yes it's gay
>>2868964qrd?
>>2868968HOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH
>>2868974Shes only here to block other FRs from accelerating. Work half of the time. My true ace is Nishino, will get into that.
>>2868985Stego has a must have backliner unique that can be evolved. But only if you own her.
>>2868986Whoops, got too happy over beating oguri CRAP545754165457541654575416
>>2868991Why must everyone hate ogurin...
>>2868967>0.2 acceleration for frontsFRONTBROKEN ANON IS GONNA FREAK
>>2868993BAN THEM ALL
>started playing again>have a lot of fun with GL>hit UG for the first time ever>"im gonna check the rooms">UFs Its over for me neighas
>>2868993Smart Falcon ruined my Cancer Cup, chased Light Hello away, threw sand in my eyes and put poison in my trainee's lunch box.
>>2868986>>2868991ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO767336367673363676733636
>>2869001AND SHE'S GONNA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
>>2868997Take your time anon, you'll crank out the UFs in time. It's easier to do with the 3 speed 2 wit + Light Hello decks. Once you learn how to minmax songs and balance concert points plus get dem rainbow RNGs you'll understand
>>2868992Shes fat and ate my plat
I don't mind the stego kikery that much because i plan to pull for all Gold clan members except Geldomeno anyway.
>>2869005Idk if i can, i recognize some of the guys running rooms and they're so much fucking stronger that when I left (unity) I am both in awe and a bit depressed. I am in the dust.
>>2868997got a freak UG once making aces so far and its not even usable, just been SS ever since. its over.
>>2869003BEWARE THE UMADOL BIRD577059005770590057705900
I really like the new school clothes (also holy fuck duramente MOGS everyone in this concert)
>>2868944>Windy content They remembered she exists.....
>>2869018Windy and Duramente alts SOON
>>2869008>they better keep that shit to anni only if they keep doing it, because how they did it by shadowdropping stego was mega scummy
I know there's hardly any difference between 3LB and MLB Mr CB, but it feels like I'm missing something when running it as my solo wit. My three rainbow crystals and voucher are tempting me
>>2869019Duramente gets content though
>>2868967>Oh you know they just did the same thing with epiphaneia just yesterdayThis is the dilemma I am facing. Do I pull for Epiphaneia on my or go for MLB Efforia on my fresh JP Pandora account? I only have 60k carats no way I can get both.
>>28690166/9Someone who hasn't joined and needs to test preferably!
>>2869023Yeah but she still doesn't have an alt 3 years later
>>2869016Is firm resolve mandatory? How would you compare to racing spirit: stamina
>>2869016Have you changed any of your two aces since the last time we did rooms or is it just the dominator doing work?
>>2869016I care naught for riches, little for friendship. The duel is all I need. run it BACK361857223618572236185722>>2869031Racing spirit stamina > firm resolve imo>>2869036Both are new, though the bourbon sucks and I'm gonna highroll her more. Can't embarass my wife like that.
>>2869024Well since its a fresh account id go for efforia first and then epi, since epi is lower investment since you only gotta get her once
>>2869039>accidentally doxxed myselfNot looking good....
>>2869039How do you deal with runaway if they are built correctly too
>>2869047You don't. I win
>>2869043Falcobro...
>>2869039DAMN IT BOURBON413361484133614841336148>>28690478 times out of 10 I overtake with the combos from all my skills but it sucks to run into one cuz they always turn off my sparkly stardom.
>>2869050how much longer until her sex alt?
>>2869050Suzusex would say this
How are people hitting stat targets in GL? I'm dying and this is the best I've got.
>>2869054couple years I think sadly
>>2869056the only thing you can do really is more runs and pray
>>2869053ACK, Why would you go so far out you idiots!423725584237255842372558
>>2869056Anon, you did hit stat targets. This is a pretty good build beyond needing some minor stuff
Which is the star piece race today?
>>2869054About 7-8 months? It's the next summer event, which is nearly a year's worth of JP content away since we just had a summer event last month
>>2869061>TicketBased
>>2869061Devoured by the lard of kasamatsu.265957262659572626595726
>>2869066I wanna see that build
I... I like Vodka.
>>2868708Haven't done a mix since 2018 and I don't have my old tools, it's not perfect but enjoy Slam Debut lolhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ih4wi0qu5qfjatep.flac
>>2869070WHAT IS THIS THING has anyone every answered it
>>2869071Holy fuark
>>2869073It's Vodka's strongest warrior
>>2869063Can't fool me, I've seen the monsters that lurk the roomas.Wit past 900 doesn't seem to do much, but 1200 power would be nice, I think.The lack of Mile S hurts, but I can't be picky this close to CM.
>>2869069I'm on phone but I joined this one >>2869068 if spectating or if someone could screenshot. I'll be grinding runs with her tomorrow to try improve
>>2869075He can't be that strong if he can't even confidently declare that he likes Vodka
>>2869068Bloodlust in the air. What a thrill!403164294031642940316429Quick 10 minute break, gotta take care of something. But here's the next one anyway.
>>2869073Idk but I think it likes vodka
>>2868993Stego and Epi's inherited accel is exclusive to mediums and longer, but it's 0.2 accel that activates as soon as late-race starts.
>>2869085did you get fast learner on both characters
>>2869088Everyone likes /v/odka
>>2869017Spe really is the face of the franchise and the prettiest derby too
>>2869094Nobody straight says this
>>2869093>those titsNOW I like Vodka
>>2869096I do
>>2869097If you make any character bigger and sluttier they're suddenly 10 times more likeable
>>2869099>icuckzz
>>2869090Pretty sure those are the two tracks in which front runners struggle the most. Also the fact that it procs when the late race starts no matter what sounds super busted
I just got 10 chain events year 1 on a run that bricked on the first concert.
>>2869073>likes vodka>incredibly ugly and deformedIt's a slav.
>>2869102>no matter whatIt bypasses witcheck?
this Mile is shaping up to be one of the best CMs since... the last Mile CMwho are you betting on to win the stakes?
>>2869106We know its you FATwa
>>2869109Its anyone's game, but for me? The missing member
>>2869109SERVING THE PEAK
>>2869109Can i bet against backliners instead?
>>2869111funny how the first time this was posted only creek, maru and oguri were queens, it's only a matter of time until we all become irish...
>>2869109The most enchanting uma musume
>>2869109Honestly, smart falcon. Im not gonna say its her time but the redemption story is shaping up to be great
>>2869109Millions must flatline
by the way did we ever decide if the stakes were changing from best of 3 to best of 5?
>>2869114I don't mind becoming chinese to obey the laws of /v/ma but become irish is one step too far from me...
>>2869116>Smart Fartcon>Winning anythingLMAO
>>2869109ITS HER TIME
>>2869118Host kun will decide eventually
>>2868944>Windy songIT'S FINALLY HER TURN
>>2869108It activates regardless of position and doesn't care if you're on a straight or corner. It also gives you a small speed boost when you hit the second half of the race
>>2869121lollmao
>>2869109I really want xog 3 it will be funny
>>2869100>If you make any character bigger and sluttier they're suddenly 10 times more likeableMaybe getting a few extra cups like her fellow american umas like Taiki and pasa would make grass less prone to violence
>>2869130Nobody would care about grass if she wasn't aggressive as fuck
>>2869109Post that one drawfag Gohan taishin image
>>2869129you've been saying this for like 7 CMs in a row
>>2869131spechud...
>>2869109One of the front trainers will win, I see literally no other future.
Does Matikanetannhauser like the Tannhauser Overture?
>>2869137Is mambo even german
>>2869109YEPKINO GODJIN
>>2869142Germany does not exist in the uma universe.
>finally got mile S, the skills, and the main stats on Taishin>even got the hotspring ticket>but she's a complete witletdang it
Give it to me straight /v/ma, how casino is this cm?
>>2869145
>>2869148It's Hanshin so 90% of the races are decided purely by the late-race downhill witcheck. Get wit.
>>2869148Prob the least gambly mile.
>>2869109Nishino or Fine I'm hoping
>>2869148Its sorta consistent but you live or die by the downhill
>>2869148It's pretty consistent unless you're gambling on Unrestrained
>>2869157>boundary of unrestrainedaiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee help me angela
>>2869109The same uma I want to see every stakes.FineMo would be fine too.
>>2869153Wit checks have logarithmic scaling, just get lucky.
Tachy for next cm, yay or nay>just xog itno
>>2869164Yay. Tachyon WUV
>>2869164can't even use her own card so will get demolished
triple downhill descent pace for kyoto CMy/n
No unstoppable, not looking good
Now this is podracing
>>2869169it's still scenario link retard, she can get the gold just like taiki in unity
>>2869170Yeppers
>>2869176It's about the SP bonus, retard
>>2869179just use sweepy, retard
>>2869170Triple pace sounds strong on paper in every CM, and it always ends up being one of the teams with the lowest winrate for whatever reason
>>2869180I'm fine using the tachyon card thank you
>>2869182you're supposed to call me a retard in your reply
I burned like four turf S mile S runs yesterday trying to fish for a highroll run with 2 speed cards on a 0 growth uma...
>>2869181personally im just looking to softskip the next CM without outright throwing, paces seem like they have the best balance of low commitment + high potential
>>2868810Her unique is nice if you delay it so I can see as a way to make her works. Late surger will still push ahead and proc it early depends on room config so end is the safer way.
>>2868871>in lead Fuck I have to start making groundwork now even as pace...
>>2869085FARUUCOOO
>>2869085Sorry for the wait, that took a lot longer than expected and DAMN IT FALCON, YOU WOULD'VE WON IF YOU ACTIVATED FIRM RESOLVE EARLIER210675722106757221067572>>2869092No, im just aggressive with hint chasing and have looped parents.
>>2869073it's from an obscure early 2000s cartoon. No I wont tell you which one :^)
>>2869175God i wish that was me
Smart falcon owes me sex
>>2869217No sane individual finds falcon attractive.
>>2869218You're clearly a homosexual
>>2869073I think an anon figured it out like a month ago and it was some creature from a men in black cartoon, or maybe I'm just misremembering
>>2869208Frontfags are actually built different because how that isn't a fast learner ace is crazy to me.
>>2869118Mile probably will have various winner that ft2 will be prolonged, hopefully.
I need to get off my ass and finish my rickey titties
which /v/mapilled movie should I watch tonight?
>>2869225Very true. But I think best of 3 should be experimented with at least.
>>2869223It's called training wit, a luxury brickbert fags don't get to entertain
>>2869228Glengarry Glen Ross
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RPOW AND RSSWHERE THE FUCK IS MY PEDALIS IT SO HARD TO HIT A 3/3 PARENT WITH 5 SKILLS THAT I NEED
>>2869229bo3 means 3 races got hosted and you tally the results based on rank just like MANT final.
>>2869208So you go for hints instead of bond and rainbow clicks?
>Checking stam requirements for next CM>You need 1000 stamina with 2 goldsI hate Medium SLOP
>>2869236But that's wrong, you want 800 and a recovery
>>2869236It's 850 and one gold bwo
>>2869236if there's one thing /v/ma hates, it's clicking the "train stamina" button
>>2869208OUTFRONTED BY MY RIVAL!!!!348849643488496434884964forgot to take a pic but I got outbourboned so have this
>>2869228Its a jurassic park kinda night
>>2869243Did smart falcon fail A&S?
>>2869236Not even the arima kinen needs that much
>>2869164Tachyon isn't privileged enough to get away with not running her own card like Kita was during MANT, and even if you were a gigawhale with the ability to use whatever cards you want, not having a gold midrace hurts a lot.>>2869170Oguri Wit comes out before then which gives Paces pic rel, which is a much bigger upgrade over the white then Descent so they'd need to have it naturally
>>2869239>>2869240>>2869246There is only one small downhill section and people are going to bring dual stamina debuffers like last CM
>>2869243Ok if anyone had hakuraku i can't tell if my fine motion is failing the uphill check or getting dominated, she's been zooming and then it looks like she hits a wall
>>2869244I was thinking about it, I just might. Have any of you ever read the book?
>>2869248>Oguri Witthank FUCK that skill is on an Oguri card.
>>2869250Can you even see failed uphill check on hakuraku?
>>2869235Sometimes, it fully depends on the situation but I take into account energy, tokens i need and stat requirements that im above/below before I decide to go astray, there are sometimes where I'll take a hint in a stamina off training instead of doing a single rainbow when im already on track for speed cap for example.>>2869245Yuh, for a smart falcon shes not very smart
>>2869249No? People just bring dominators + keen eye
>>2869249yeah but that would just raise the stam requirements by about 100, not 400 lol
>>2869254Nah but I can see how bad the deceleration is I think
>>2869250Is she a powerlet? because that'll do it
>>2869252I mean, they tried to do what they always do when an uma becomes too meta and print a meta card with them. Doesn't work because being able to control your accel point with 777 and hill skills, as well as ignore stamina is way too good
>>2869251I remember discussing it in /v/ on a /v/ma thread so a dinofag 100% read it
>>2869255Yeah was wondering how my Bourbon overtook her.
Imagine if they removed the stamina button
>>28692436/9Ill only do 3 more so please join, gotta get some fans so chrono doesn't get on my ass. Preferably if you haven't joined yet
>>2869264This doesn't change how I play
>>2869232Never heard of it, this looks interesting so i'll check it out
>>2869257>>2869256Thanks for confirming that most people are going to underestimate the stam requirements again.
>>2869264Speed, Power, Guts! Speed, Power, Guts! Speed, Power, Guts!
>>2869275The sex I would have with Tucker would shatter mountains.
>>2869274Stamina requirements do not shoot up by 400 just because someone brings debuffers. You can just have someone haku it if you're that worried, but some people have already tested it here and that's why the settled on 800 + a heal. Boost it up to 900 + a gold if you're that worried. It's 2,200m, not 2400/500.
>>2869274As always!
>>2869241This was proven true this CM. You could reach 550~600 at the end of the run if you click the good stamina training turns or 2~3 turns during summer camp.
>>2869243*fucking dies*1760814317608143176081432 more.
>>28692601061 with turf S so that helps power?
>>2869288Or power, if you have stam growth
>>2869292It's doable even without stam growth desu if you borrow Ruby as your power card
>>2869291Eh with turf S that's probably around sub 1,200 power so don't know if that's it
>>2869228Mind Game
>>2869289Show me your motivation.840793498407934984079349Last one bros.
>>2869251Dinofag prime here. I've read the book plenty of times, but I highly recommend listening to the audiobook, which is free on YouTube.Hopefully you have like 15 hours to spare.
>>2869279
>>2869280Umalator is giving me around 13% spurt, this is with 2 murmurs and 1 flustered and subdued proc.
>>2869307You need to add more accels and velo skills since those also eats stam
>>2869302>Failed angling A G A I NIm so tired of this dumb bird sometimes!Thank you all for coming bros. Hope you all had fun, im gonna go mine Mihonium now.
>>2869307I remember someone posting some absurd fucking umalator thing where they thought they needed 700+ stamina for this current race. Please just run some practice rooms and have haku look at the data. I'm sure people can bring some debuffers to test it out.
>>2869310Thank you for the host!
78090206 might as well try to see how fake wit as a stats.
I made a pull plan but unfortunately I can't fit the umas at the bottom in. Can anyone tell me if there's any fat that I could trim to make them fit, or conversely if I'm missing a crucial card or not. I'm running pace/end.
>putting a .564 cal straight through every single debuffnigger's brains
>>2869310Thanks for hosting.I'll probably start working on my CM19 aces.
>>2869310is mining mihonium an allegory for sex
>>2869303I probably should link it, now that I think about it. YT has too many amateur audiobooks.https://youtu.be/-koDDUAY1wYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0cjb_tp9rUhttps://youtu.be/ZNmO1u4g4Do
>>2869314this nigga pulling for marvelous sunday lmaoooooooooo
>>2869315redirect that anger at Cygames for allowing this to happen and refusing to balance their game
>>2869320I've been wanting her basically since I started playing the game, nothing will stop me from having her. This is one of the first uma things I saved.
My wives? Brian, Ryan, Tucker, Dic, and Mr. Cock&Balls!
>>2869320You aren't?
>dude you pullin for THAT uma, dude what the fuck bro lmao lol dude i cant believe you like that uma dawgwhy are retards like this
>>2869322>>2869324I remember when we used to use these as witchecks.
>>2869322>>2869324woah
>>2869321honestly I don't think even think it's unbalanced, just balanced around being a huge fucking faggot.
>>2869313I guess it is kinda fake when you got 1.3k power to back it up. 81647682 until groove place above nishino I guess
>>2869296What do you mean by that? That my power is a bit low since I should get around 1200+ power?
>>2869334Thanks for the host! Maybe I should make a Rice with how good Descent's proc was that match
>>2869333>honestly I don't think even think it's unbalancedYou haven't been entering the quad dominator rooms I see. It's horribly unbalanced, so much so that Cygames winds up banning dominator at some point in Japan. There's no reason Summer Golshi's ult needs to work like that. Just make it unable to proc debuffs and it would fix so much. It's genuinely one of the worst things about the meta, more people should be angry about it. You don't hate the players for doing something that's meta, you hate the retard devs for being unable to balance it. Meta doesn't work on an honor system. Fix the retarded debuffs, it makes it horribly unfun to play.
>>2869336No I'm saying with Turf S that will basically raise your power around 1200ish, so I don't think that's the problem. I don't know what it is honestly, but if you're getting hit by dominators that will slow you down.
ACK
>>2869334No other lates and all the paces are so strong so her ult failed for carryover but at least backliner don't need wit that high I guess. Thanks for coming.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=-fotpdT3net1E88SOuxbMJyD
>>2869345Air Messiah...
>>2869338I mean """"ideally"""" if everyone brought double doms they would all cancel each other out, meaning no unfair advantage = not unbalanced, just incredibly gay and retarded. Xoguri is just plain unbalanced in the traditional sense for me.
>>2869345
>>2869345Huh, guess I need to clean my screen. Thought I saw something there.
>>2869349>you've to join them to cancel it outThat's the definition of unbalanced man. If there's no other counterplay than play that strategy, that strategy is fucking imbalanced then.
I use double dominator because CM is a shit gamemode and I want to put only the least amount of effort on getting into A Finals until I get to roll for my umawives later
>>2869345>+20% speed>TTL>Groundwork>IHSSo she's just an auto win character, nice.
>>2869338It sucks, because debuffs themselves are a cool concept, but everyone goes full faggot with it and just makes dedicated debuffers that are tailor made to fail.That's not in the spirit of the game or the idea of horse racing at all.A debuffer should be an uma that uses debuffs to enhance their own ability to win, not be a cast off designed to die near the end to make one uma more likely to win.
>>2869358Evil, but kinda based
>>2869358I'll bring double Dom + Sweepy for the male petrifying gaze, which is effectively triple dom, if I get a tether hint on her even better.
You guys said front was gonna be weaker....
>>2869369Only front fucks were saying that.
>>2869369I have lost every mile past Cancer to Summer Maruzensky and I honestly expect the same thing to happen this CM. I will never escape her evil.
>>2869369The one that consistently won has 4,4k sp undiscounted so uh. Just make your uma has 4k sp worth of skill to beat him I guess.
>>2869071Oh shit this actually goes kinda hard
>>2869369Literally every front that isn't seiun is a megajobber >What about the falcon that was raping roomsException. Not a rule
I wonder how hard we'll go when league of heroes becomes a thing
Looking for feedback and suggestions. I haven't bought anything yet except racing mood to survive Tenno Spring.Skills on the right I could substiute in but idk if any of them are really worth it over what i've already got. Maybe I could get rid of an accel or two? I have a lot of themtracheer - pump - budding - placement coverageOYL - updrafters - strong phaserandom gamblesnimble nav - acceleration - leap forward - passing timingRegardless, I think i can call cafe finished for now and work on ace 3 sweepy.
>Spe shows up in an unrelated Uma's career>it always has something to do with foodshe is such a fat fucking bitch
Introduce a skill or uma that can parry debuffs and hit the senders team with it at double strength. There you go fixed the debuff meta. Now nobody can run debuffers anymore.
>>2869379Throw tracen then if you're aiming for blossom and pump. Latch on and pumped is good, pedal probably won't fully work.
>>2869379I would personally>remove acceleration (too inconsistent)>remove updrafters (too inconsistent)>add highlander>add latch onThats just me though, if anyone else has different input please give it
>>2869386Cygames is so retarded that they would make it affect your own non-debuffer umas too
>>2869386>double it and give it to the next uma
>>2869379Latch on and pumped, take away acceleration or updrafters.
>>2869384What is wrong with them
Wait, with the GTA 6 debacle we can have threads on /v/ while the jannies are busy
>>2869071This is some good shit
>>2869398Good for recruiting desu.
Anyone doing CM19 rooms? How often do you see fronts?
>>2869401Swear, I better not end up without a club due to recruiting in the old board.
>>2869402It's a xogger CM and full power debuffer on both stam and velo. I don't think anyone will look into it much.
Is your soul prepared for the next batch of stickers?
Which uma would he train?
>>2869411El Condor Pasa
>>2869410I don't want to do it, I don't want to be happy and I don't feel cultured.
>>2869410
>>2869409Pace vs end xoggers I am still not convinced end is betterPace has DD and speed carry over
>>2869071Unbelievably based.
>>2869402I haven't see any front so far. It's just full of debuffers.
>>2869409So you're telling me I can run a Flower with Solid Strike + Determined Descent + Angling and Scheming...
>>2869408>I better not end up without a clubYou can make sure that doesn't happen right now if you post your ID!
>>2869410>>2869413I, personally, am ready to grab two large handfuls of culture and enrich myself next month.
>>2869415>I am still not convinced end is betterEnd can run both triple 7 and after school stroll whereas pace only has triple 7.
>>2869418Rice is probably better for descent.
>>2869410I want a Pearl sticker.
>>2869424Same here, it hurt skipping her base
>>2869410>shuki>who's a good trainer?>awaw awawa>kawaiiii>NO WORDS NEEDED!
>No RoomasUhhhh....where they at?
>>2869425uma2 probably still has a bit of carryover. Need to test it tho, I think the proc point uma2 until late race is around 170m which is doable for festive carryover.
>>2869428The sideboob is a design upgrade
>>2869424The idea is nice but I can't afford to brick myself due to Ramonu coming up eventually. I only have 20k carats.
>>2869426But Flower already has Descent built in
>>2869430Host them
>>2869418I'll run Doto because she has a built in recovery which lets me run the comfy 3 spd 2 wit and I'll get stamina sparks I guess.
>>2869435So does Rice...Her unique is doing something at least compared to dead one on nishino.
>>2869439I could run Rice, but I don't have discounts on her descent...
>>2869434I've put it in the umalator but i'm not sure how to read it. It looks like Festive only works with after school stroll as a proc.
>>2869441Use next month's skill books, we're getting another story event too so you'll get even more
>>2869439>has the strongest unique for this particular track>she never procs it consistentlyThis is straight up Taishin levels of KWAB. The potential pace...
>>2869071K I N OINO
>>2869410HABBI MEEGGU :D:D:DDD
>>2869410Finally.
>*blocks your path*What do you do in this situation?
>>2869452Nothing. Can't top the greats
>>2869071
>>2869452No words needed.
>>2869452The more I try to top the greats, the higher they jump...
>>2869452My dreams will fly.
If you have both Golshi and Maccie as TT ace umas Golshi will sometimes say something to Maccie to tease her. Does anybody know what she is saying?
>>2869363>>A debuffer should be an uma that uses debuffs to enhance their own ability to win, not be a cast off designed to die near the end to make one uma more likely to win.The thing is, this kind of thing DOES happen in real horse racing. Some horses are entered purely to allow another horse to play off it. Wish I could name some examples but I've seen a few stories like that
>>2869456Maybe I should quit. I can't be a great or top a great, so I may as well just drop out.
>>2869452>Ahhhh that was a good race looks like that cheeky brat couldn't top the greats>yeah nobody can top the greats>can't top the greats man>nope
>>2869462KEK
>>2869460And the people who do that are faggots too. There is no excuse.
>>2869460Kyoei Bowgun is a famous example, he's literally the main reason rice shower managed to defeat mihono bourbon.
>>2869374
Cutie
>>2869071>HEY, WANNA LISTEN TO SOME TUNES
>>2869460>>2869466How does a horse debuff others irl?
Imagine running against Fuku and she says "The path divined by God has opened before me" and then it does.
>>2869071You bitch
>>2869473Well thats probably how hokko felt when rickey kept telling her to wear read underwear or whatever, so she doesn't because its pure schizo babble and then she is completely mogged by that schizo
>>2869462lmao
>>2869471Like how Stay Gold bite Special Week
>>2869471Messing up the pace, taking up space, generating slipstream, delaying spurts, etc.
>>2869471For Fronts it's like in game, someone steals the lead and the other Fronts have to blow extra stamina early to keep someone else's pace. Since they weren't able to run the way they wanted to from the start, they're not able to use Angling effectively at the end of the race.You could also not tell your horse to spurt near the end, clogging the field if there are others behind you, since they have to move out of the way if they want to try and win so they'd have to be that much faster.Or the horse could just attack other horses.
>>2869071Drawfags, writefags, musicfags and even codefags, all while being the most helpful and funny motherfuckers in the site too. Truly believe you boys are the best of the best.
>>2869482>Or the horse could just attack other horses.
I don't want to go back to using Ruby for Ticket and Taishin after training Biwa
>>2869486And you will come crawling back like a bitch
>>2869482Wont that lead to a disqualification?
>>2869486I won't lie I don't hate running her as much as I expected. But to be fair it's CB that's been fucking me over instead by not giving me Daring Strike.
>My apologies for the wait, sir. My associate had to rush home due to an unexpected family emergency>May i upgrade your Group B tickets to 3 Graded Group A sir? Those umas of yours are.....to die for.
>>2869498I-Its okay, if Robert is out today ill come back later....
>>2869493How bricked is an end with no daring strike, is the white mid?
>>2869491It's cheating, you're supposed to make it look like an accident. There aren't that many umas who got hit with official DQs for that sort of thing in the game I think, but it's not like I've looked at everyone's records.>Stay Gold>McQueen>Creek>KawakamiNo Reason dumped Take but that's different.
>>2869500The white is particularly weak, you need Daring Strike.
>>2869500It's not just mid, it's shit. Daring is 0.25, Early Start is only 0.05.
>>2869485>Opera>El Condor Pasa>?????>Grass Wonder>Hishi Amazon?>Taiki Shuttle?>Vodka>Fuji Kiseki?>Gold Ship>Maruzensky Man, they looked rough in this beta
>>2869504Maybe thats oguri?
>>2869504>>2869505Looks like either McQueen or Oguri yeahImagine if the game released in that state. None of us would be here having this conversation
What exactly makes tail held high such a universally coveted skill?
>>2869485*kills you instantly*
>>2869507Free speed up for cheap that works on every style
>>2869506I think its mcqueen, beta oguri already had the diamond accessory. My question is who the fuck is behind "Taiki"
>>2869507it's a cheap velocity skill that works with every track
>>2869485I think there's still no reason this mechanic isn't implemented in the game
>>2869514Right at the start, you can see it's twintails so Scarlet
>>2869507Because it activates after you use other skills, and there aren't green skills or whatever that activate in midrace, it's like an extra strong target speed boost since it effectively stacks, and it has a fairly long duration which means you're less likely to get hit by a sudden Pace Down Mode, and you can always use it.
WHY IS THIS STILL IN THE GAME FUCK YOU
>>2869520NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>hit pity 5 times in a row on the event wheelyeah im going 600 every banner in my planner
>Not a single person mutated herFRAUDS ALL OF YOU
>>2869520>XogDeserved
>>2869524Deserved, sad but true
>>2869520Delivering extra servings of Slow Metabolism to all Xoghogs
>>2869314Nah this looks like an excellent pulling plan
>>2869526Can't top the greats.
>>2869527>>2869528>>2869530Building xoguri for this CM has been as hard if not harder than most fronts I've made
>>2869537Good.
>>2869537And yet you have not felt even one-thousandth of the anguish that a soulmaxxing oshi mutator goes through for his love.
>>2869483y-you too
>>2869537It should be harder
>>2869534>Falcope>Great
>>2869526I was considering doing so, but I ran her recently the previous CM.
Uh oh currencel melty
>Checking the plans>"well I have some extra carats, maybe I can spent on one uma banner for GL">check the future if I only spent on Ramonu and ancestors before the big boom>ohI am going to die.
How delayed is her unique on the mile CM?
>>2869563On miles she gets pretty much no accel. Just velocity
>>2869561Rolling for cards sucks donkey ass
>>2869561Biko is a 2* neigha
>>2869561Just take the open league pill if you hunger that many umas
>>2869569I forgot there was a second scenario tax there too. God damn.>>2869572I want her instantly, I'm not gonna wait. I have no patience.
>>2869561When I realized that the only reason I pulled for cards was to get more carats for umas and by not pulling for cards I can actually afford MORE umas was the second I stopped giving a shit about CMs
>>2869561Hear me out anon, you can save up 200 pulls by not pulling for the festival alts>but I want themYes I know, but remember this. 2* banners act like megabanners, so if you're aiming for biko. You could use it to spark one of the alts.
>>2869582Oh yeah.......thats thing isnt it
>>2869582You cannot convince this guy to not pull for Teio, he was already too weak to skip Steampunk Taishin
>>2869581I'm in this, but I also enjoy competing for some CMs and joining rooms so idk what to do. I mainly wanna umaroll and just care about A finals. But I like joining rooms.
>looking through the scenario stat caps>Great Food Festival: Stamina cap of 1000What?
>stalling between 12k-14k carats because I keep trying to get lucky with a cheeky tenner and pull just one succubus Palmer just so I can own the best version of my wifeSuffering.
>>2869592And how many cheeky tenners does that make by now?
>>2869590You get a (basically) free gold recovery at the end of the scenario.
>>2869596
>>2869599>5It's Dober...
I figured there was a reason it was low, like maybe they were just gonna run a bunch of sprint or mile CMs during that time. It's just weird to see stat caps generally go up, then there's randomly the lowest stat cap of all scenarios.
>>2869561>An actual bikofag existsUnicorn tier
>>2869590GFF is ONLY sprints and miles with one 2000 medium CM wise
>>2869612Kino...
>>2869566Damn she useless
>>2869592A bourbonfag? Why not just not borrow palmer
>>2869618I said why.
>>2869618That's a Palmerfag, he wants the card because Palmer is on it. He could just use the next anni voucher on it.>tfw my wife has never gotten anything but welfare SSRs>If she ever gets a gacha card now it'll either be totally superfluous or mandatory and thus I won't be able to use it while building her
What's the star piece today? So that I can auto it. Thank you...
>>2869626It's still bRickey
>>2869626Nambu Hai for Richard
>>2869631erm do you know which race its on I meanbut ty
>>2869633Ah cheers. Bless up King.
Side note it's kinda stupid and illogical the game doesn't tell you what star piece it is and where its from
>>2869636I missed two days of legend races because the game hides it away for some reason. The star pieces should be more visible as well, I only discovered Ricky's by chance. That's why I try to post reminders
>>2869526I don't have wedding Curren yet
>>2869526I already have her built but decided to go with xogger in the end. Oshi slot is booked already and she isn't strong enough against frontslop and backline still eat her anyway.
>>2869638I had her but lord did I not want her. Both versions have spooked me twice by now
>>2869345>+20% speed>All about sprinting>Front runnerI-is it gonna be that Calstone uma? Is she the mystery trainee?
>>2869637They have notifications if you're mobile, but that pop up window when you log in doesn't work on PC or something
>>2869466Nah, Rice was destined to beat Bourbon over long distances because of stayer genes.
>>2869649the only genes Rice Shower has are villain genes and mine (in her womb)
>>2869651Rice is a HERO
Might as well test how flop currenchud is43703349 mile CM
wtf UmaJP was right you really do get parentzoned this sucks
>>2869662>guineapigzoned>puppyzoned>parentzonedMAKE IT STOP
>>2869655It's annoying that her unique is harder to proc than nishino. Thanks for coming anyway.
https://xcancel.com/CoronasLaurelF1/status/2091899138040312016
>>2869681Sex
>>2869671I mean I just don't even understand who the parent angle is for. Who looked at Pandora when she was coming out, pulled for her, and wanted a career all about being her dad and not her toreina bf like so many other careers seem to be? It's just a baffling way to write a career considering the target audience.This has really soured my mood for the night.
>>2869684The real horse got bred by her Dad
Which umas are the deepest philosophical thinkers?
>>2869681Uma iceberg strikes againEVERY event is an uma event
>>2869681The second guy sounds awfully defensive
>>2869662Don't let that stop you. You raised that pussy, so it legally belongs to you.
>>2869684I mean she is a spoiled, somewhat whiny gyaru, no? A bit of parenting is a given for someone like that
Do not touch your trainees without consent!
>>2869698
FUCK I FELL ASLEEP INSTEAD OF MAKING ACES AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT
>>2869694Sure she obviously could use some guidance like any trainer would give but you can do that without this parent bullshit.
>>2869701I spent the last 3 days playing the duskbloods, it was really fun, I wish I could play it again right now.
>>2869701Go back to sleep anon
>>2869702Shes just like me>>2869592If i was slightly more retarded than i am now i also would pull for that card solely for the art. Your picrel doesnt help either
>>2869706Is there a sizable enough playerbase on the switch 2? That was the thing i was worried about being an exclusive on a platform not known for souls games
>>2869703Okay but consider her calling you "daddy" in bed
>>2869698My trainee is the purest idol so she much remain untouched for the sake of her fans
>>2869713>Don't you have an umadol heart?
>>2869684There is still hope for you, she just needs to be in a different franchise but it can still work.
>>2869713Okay but will you make up for the lost time after she retires?
Some rooms?
>>2869720I don't think torena is going to have much of a say in the matter
>>2869709Yea, reception has also been very positive so far.
>>2869720She will never retire.
>>2869724Fuck me am I really going to buy a god damn Switch 2 just to play The Duskbloods like the good little Fromcuck that I am?
>>2869719Zumas unironically need to play this gem. This was my first taste of calendar management style musume games and even had a cool little overworld RPG you can do. Imagine if instead if only making your uma a runner you could make her a dancer, or a warrior, or some floozy erotic dancer. Essentially she gets a different ending depending on how you raise her. Ancient game but holds up, there's some modern ports for it as well but not much has changed
>>2869710I can imagine all kinds of scenarios in my head that's not a problem but Umas only get one career and hers is not going in a direction that I wanted it to go in and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
>>2869730I only play gachas and games with sex
>>2869728yes
>>2869706Wait did that thing come out? Is it good? I'm not buying a Switch 2 for le ONE GAME so>>2869707No, I backread the thread, YOU GUYS HAD SO MUCH FUN I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE TOO. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
>>2869723>Be Falco's Trainer>After several years she announces her retirement/graduation/whatever and I move on to the next trainee>Except that's not what happens as before I get to scout anyone, Eishin blackbags me and drags me to epsatono island, where Falcon is eagerly waiting for me>[REDACTED] for the next three months
>>2869737>three monthsDo you really think your sentence will be that short
>>2869732But would you play a game in which you could make her BIGGER and Sluttier? Because you can do that in Princess Maker 2Also like Uma you have RIVALS regardless of whatever path you go down. I can't think of any other raising sim VN type game that has topped it even if there's been tons of spinoffs
>>2869739Marriage that follows will make up for the rest
>>2869734You WILL make it. Most of my aces were lucky rolls I got early on and I still can't top them. Just try
>>2869592>get a little drunk>send it and spend the rest of may carats>2 copies of the Helios card, no PalmerFUCK I always do this.
>>2869742I still need to complete my team, that's all I'm gonna say
>>2869733This game has (more than one) command grab? Frenzy was based for this
>>2869744Pamalet...
>>2869747At the very least I get a free THH and gold Slipstream in one card.
>new EDF>6.2
Eat shit
>>2869071Anon this is cool as fuck, you fags are so talented
>>2869761Based.
>>2869746Only one character (so far) transforms into a Trex and grabs people like that, the rest of the grabs are done by the companion spirits you get while playing
>>2869766Saved
>>2869770Is the entire game just that arena right now
>>2869770Thank god this shit is nintendo exclusive
>>2869780The test was only one map and 3 different end areas.
>>2869753the URA deploys
>Put the face of the franchise on your car>Winit's just that easy
>>2869791It's that EZ
Just noticed that Phalaenopsis is actually pretty small
>>2869811What was the context of this scene?
>>2869814Doto
What's the appeal?>inb4 boobsI know you aren't that shallow, anon, answer fully
>>2869803Remind me to measure the model in like 5 hrs onegai
>>2869821She is actually extremely evil and got an anon fired from his job
>>2869821I love dojikkos
>>2869821I'm not a fan but a good chunk of people like her for being cute and a bit helpless
>>2869821She's Rice Shower but bigger and sluttier... and less hungry.
>>2869821Evil as fuck
>>2869821One of the few umas I like the horse as much as the uma. Old horny man is hilarious to tie back to the uma.
Please game, can I have a cup of Mile S and Groundwork?
>>2869821Doto is a really, really funny character if you interpret everything she does as intentionally evil>Doto just happened to stumble onto Windy's precious notebook>she also just decided to read its contents aloud to Digitan with zero regard for Windy's privacy
>>2869821If you like Tsumiki Mikan for something other than her chest then you will probably like Doto for similar reasons
>>2869844>That time she somehow accidentally switched Opera's coffee with soi sauce
It’s genuinely impressive at times just how resistant to training wit wit cards can be.
>>2869844>>2869850God damn she is actually unironically pure evil
>>2869526I ran her in the sprint and she betrayed me by late starting so she can stay in the cuck stable while I run my actual oshis.
What happens if I only cleared the season with Mild Hype? Do I fail the career?
>>2869857>ace runJust end the career.
>>2869857No but you get less fans and I think less stats for that partFor the final one the stat gain is the same but you don't get the gold skill, not that you were buying it anyway unless you had the white skill in your lineage for deep discounts
>>2869526I’ve had a LOT of sex with Curren but I simply don’t have the time to try and mutate shit. If I did it’d be Palmer anyway.
>>2869857you don't get to do lovey dovey umapyoi densetsu with your coworker after the concert
>>2869859>Just end the career.I don't really want to, I have a pretty good token stash/rainbows but the game decided to drain both my Dance and Visual tokens 4 turns in a row >>2869860I see, thank you anon.
>>2869864Its a waste of time for ace runs, you either high roll or you don't.
>check on /v/>it's a fucking ghost townI'm just gonna say it/v/ma WON
>>2869821she's cutethe horse is cuteshe's basically a cather tits are the biggest in the entire game
>>2869863I’m fucking my young fit Uma after the concert though.
>>2869871
>>2869871>>2869878How did a fucking horseracing gacha do it?
>>2869871>deepest depths of loliness
>>2869879>Can't beat the greatsTurns out we're the greats!
>>2869887>Turns out we're the greats!Holy shit how did I not realize this?
>>2869879It’s people who play the game talking about he game versus people who don’t play any games arguing over blacks or women or whatever else in games. It’s not really that surprising.
>>2869879Every thread that talks about video games gets banished to /vg/
>>2869889>>2869887>we're the greats>"cant top the greats"A shame. I wish umas would try at least
>>2869895Thanks to already having a /vg/ thread we managed to find a much more comfy place
Why does Grand Trainers have lower caps than Our Grand Concert
>>2869899Because you now need to get more stats then just speed and wit with barely enough stamina
>>2869821I like her clumsiness and her smile. She's just cute.
On the topic of Doto I had a random sever onset of Doto lust like a month ago that just didn’t leave until I sorted it out so to speak. It’s never happened before and it hasn’t happened since, and I genuinely have no idea where it came from.
>>2869871The board is probably being molested by the gta leak meltdown
>>2869906Happens, sometimes I am overcome with one for Golshi, it was at around her sumer alt and I did 160 rolls on that banner due to it
this is the run
>>2869909You would think but even those threads are pretty slow going
Is 10% TE after 1st concert usable or is anything other than 15 glue?
>>2869914if it's your first ace attempt then just play it through, otherwise no
>>2869914It's fine. As long as you've got 15%TE and the SP bonus, as well as some combination of speed, wit, and power going into first summer, you're on target.
>>2869915It's not, but I didn't think it was this strict
Did something happen?
Goodnight, dacchis. Wuv (You).
>>2869928secret machan spotted
Soon
Registration in 12+ hourshow we feelin?
>>2869933NOT LOOKING GOOD
>>2869826and less cute
>>2869933Third place in A finals yet again.
>>2869933I went from looping and barely making SS to pooping out low UGs, AND made 3 UG Aces for CM in the span of last 24 hours. Looking good. Will host a room for shitters later to see if they gas out or nah
>>2869938If I face a quad dominator debuffer team in finals again I swear I'm gonna flip
>>2869938You and me both brother
>>2869933I still don't have a full team and I haven't joined a single room, I wanted to run with the bros and I fucking failed
>>2869947Do your best and i'll hook you up with some rooms when you're right and ready
>>2869071amazing
>>2869948Thank you, that means a lot. I'm trying to decide whether I should do an End XOg (unfmailiar) or a second Pace that won't be as good because I lack Nishino and Camping Taiki
https://files.catbox.moe/vgkoya.pnghow about a magic trick? im gunna make this highroll disappear
>>2869956>I'm trying to decide whether I should do an End XOg (unfmailiar)End Xog requires a specific spark setup. There's an anon here with an endcloser ryan parent that's very popular with xogs right now. I think she also needs a specific heal for end closer, is it afterschool stroll? And then you borrow Ruby for Lightning Surge. There's some other easier options like grass wonder as a late with he great growths, easy to train and can even grab dominator giving her some extra utility. The hardest part with backliners is building your deck to work around Ruby. Some are just going 3 speed 2 wit light hello and breeding in leap forward instead. Spechud is a pretty good late too but she has stam growths so you'll definitely need to go 3 speed
>>2869933There's still plenty of time to make aces, no need to rush.https://litter.catbox.moe/ps0ega29ig2q2min.png
>>2869933I don't even know who to run besides my wife
>>2869970Who would your wife run with?
>>2869964>There's an anon here with an endcloser ryan parentCould you share it? I was looking for one with the End Sparks + Leap Forward because I don't have Rupster and I need to borrow CB I don't think I can fit Ruby in my deck, I also don't have Late parents, which is why I also considered Double Pace but I'm unsure since like I said I don't have the 2 meta ones
Can I bake?
>>2869976I forbid baking until daily reset
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