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What a cute thread
>>2877535
What Smart Falcon thread
>>2877543>first winner of a JRA dirt raceDid they not exist before that
I wish the CM began NOW
eww Falco
*AHEM*https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fbFp2IIFK4APGMAnl31kouZhYNsH0Ll7kbgxMH_J6B8The uma measurement document to end all documents, the pinnacle of the /v/ma science division.
Trying to get started on cm19. What's the expected meta style composition?
Now that she's finally been introduced in Global, what's your opinion on the Goddess of Destruction herself?
Whats the consensus on single vs double debuffer? Whats better for overall winrate
>>2877563I will have to consume more umayuru to give a proper judgement
>>2877556THE NUMBERS ANON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
What a dirty thread
>>2877560End Xog + double debuffers, of course!
>>2877363No, CB looks great in shorts
>>2877563shes kino but Kris S gets my dick harder so she takes priority
Club check inMorale status? Expected slots (if applicable)Looking good?
>>2877563Gimlet, Kris S, Sirius, Ace... My stash will vanish
>>2877556HOLY SHIT
>>2877563>WHAT IF WE MADE VODKA ACTUALLY COOL
>look at this chief>no plats>no club >no notable parent>no notable support card>no titles>no rivals>he's a ghost
>>2877546*G1 dirt winner. And seemingly no, international graded stakes were adopted in 1984 but it seems like the first JRA G1 dirt happened in 1997. Gives you perspective how little Japan cared about dirt racing.
Which umas would tune in for the GTA showcase in 2 hours?
>>2877577I'm waiting to see what happens tomorrow since the TP bonus is ending today. We have a pretty big cushion before deranking so hopefully we'll be safe
>>2877563Her voice is fucking SEX.
I did not get to join the CM18 roomas and now im finally done
>>2877602Same I need a qrd over what happened the past week. Ive been out of the country
Would you drink Vodka for over a 100$?
>its another xogslop episode
>>2877602I'm still not done
>>2877606Vodka and daiwa need to do the fusion dance to get an uma musume with massive thighs and massive titties
>>2877602It's not like anyone deleted their team in the meanwhile or anything. Just make the rooms urself
>>2877610That's just machan bro
harro have I missed any OC
>>2877606Assuming that's $100 US then that is about $150~ for me, so nyo.
>>2877563I was always gonna spark her
>>2877577>Morale status?Really good, I wuv my club.>Expected slots?5>Looking good?You bet!
>>2877614You missed the KINO Mashup of space jam and make debut
>>2877618/hug/bro....
>>2877610
>>2877614I shall post some stuff tomorrow
>>2877606>Gimlets are made from Gin>Name your daughter Vodka instead I don't get it
WHAT THE FUCK WAS HER PROBLEM?
>>2877628Was it autism?
short-haired girls look so good bros
I LOVE CHRISTMAS OGURI I LOVE HAVING 1200 WIT AND FAILING ALL OF MY WITCHECKS ANYWAY
>>2877636That's every uma to be fair, they're fucking stupid
>>2877636Many are saying this
>>2877620I'm not from /hug/. Five clubmates who had been freeloading in the club for a long time (before and after automode was released) were given an ultimatum. Sadly, only one of them changed his ways and started being active. It is what it is
>>2877616Indeed!
I am a transplant from /v/, am i welcome here?
>>2877649We are all transplants from /v/ so ye
>>2877645Oh like, were they not doing careers at all? Yeah that makes sense
Are there any important but otherwise niche skills that Xog needs for the next CM or can I just load up the usual Straightaway Spurt + Afterschool Stroll stuff and get to looping
For CM19 bourbros. Are we borrowing the stamina palmer and coping with her built in heal?
Do you think her owner is happy that people remember her?
>>2877658Considering the owner probably had a hand in writing her career, yeah
>>2877556Wait hold the fucking phone...how is Belno more of a shortstack than Marvy? No way she is this smallAnd since when was Light Hello this short?
>>2877658I would say so. She is very beloved. Wont be forgotten now
>>2877656Try to add breakin out to your end closer line
T-thanks.
>>2877666Belno fucking won
>>2877649We are literally all /v/tards
>>2877605>>2877602Yall missed the fact that Machan's career is pure Kino, better than anything in tha game rn.
>>2877656CM19 oguri is pretty much the same as CM15 oguri
>>2877674Hey im a /vm/ native. We exist
>>2877681Are you? damn. What even got you to check this place out
>>2877674Yeah but i didn't know that dum dum
>>2877672The death screams of xoggers are music to my ears.
>>2877687I like uma.
>>2877689Welcome back home, /v/mabro
Are >we watching the GTA stuff
>>2877694Highkey dont see a single reason for me to care about it
Look at these fuckin tree trunks
>>2877694I don't care until I can't pirate the PC release in two years
>>2877703That's not even the most thighs she shows btw
>>2877693>back homeI mean, I've never been a part of the uma threads in /v/ but okay. I'm just checking this place out
>>2877694I genuinely don't care about t he most normalfag game in the history of goycattle
>>2877703How does her crown not fall of when she's fucking sprinting
>>2877717Same way her hat doesn't fall off.
>>2877723The hair is clearly firmly grasping the hat
>>2877717Screws
>>2877694The average poster here is like twenty years too old to be playing GTA.
>>2877713Oh well you missed out on a lot, but thankfully the threads here are just as good
>>2877563I like her, but I like someone else better. God i can't wait to roll for her
how is there only just one idol uma when half the series' identity is about singing and dancing
So ive been getting mixed information regarding jungle pocket speed, do i need her for a late surger pull plan? Yes or no?
>>2877738They're all idols though.
>>2877738idoling is actually the worst part of the game
>>2877563I need her
>ZERO carats after sparking machan>still have no idea what style I wanna mainIts over
>>2877740Need is a strong word. Pasa's accel works with Lates as well so it's whatever. As a backliner main I don't really plan on pulling for the aibo.
>>2877749You got time but can you please lock the fuck in
>>2877749What style does your umawife run?
>>2877556This is nice and all but when are gonna see the umas with their biblically accurate proportions?
>>2877748That's the most retarded shirt I've ever seen
>>2877753Front
>>2877754Your model viewer bro?
>>2877753if he pulls so much his carats are depleted to zero then one must assume he changes his favorite every other week
>>2877694i don't care and i'm not giving them a netflix view.
>>2877762I dunno, I bankrupted myself on Machan too, but I already have and run my wife>>2877759Well there we go
Hiro looks a bit like tickezo
>>2877694never played any of the GTAs and don't plan to
How much can I save until ramonu?
>>2877761I'm on a toaster, do it for me.
>>2877605>i need a qrd over what happened the past week.Somehow....smart falcon returned.
>>2877770Does this man even know he still owns 4chan
I need sex with rickey NOW
>>2877778When's the last time he posted on a thread? I miss moot
>>2877770All ads on 4chan now are AI sexbots and Discord server ads (I get the one about Korea a ton for some reason). At least he might be making money
>>2877780Many are saying this.
>>2877783>All ads on 4chan now are AI sexbots and Discord server adsI can't tell if this is a shitpost
>>2877786Its not, its fucking GRIM.
>>2877780You are not going to find it here
>>2877786Open 4chan on your phone and see what ads you get.
Im starting work on CM19, stamina or velocity debuffers?
>>2877792Velocity, stamina is always a meme
>>2877783Why are you seeing ads?
>>2877563i love her and want to have babies with her. (they will all look like vodka)
>>2877797Ultimately this is a ph*ne game, its not surprising
>>2877792Losing CM17 finals to 600 stam xogs made me realize stamina debuff is the way
>>2877792First oshi cm in over half a year and you niggers use debuffers.
>GL is gonna be peak front powerlevel>runaway suzuka will be unbeatable Lol, I told you neighas the front dooming was ridiculous. Fronts wont get anything until kitasan white
>>2877786ads everywhere are all AI so chatbots sounds about right.
Hello, I have finished my aces and wanted to ask a question regarding /v/ triple crownYou see I was thinking about running Summer McQueen and Summer Golshi(no debuffs), and upon looking at the rules, I have to wonder if that's even allowed because I don't think it is but I am unsure
>>2877805>First oshi cm in over half a yearBut anon, the current one is a wife CM
>>2877805My wife is unfortunately stuck in a debuffer role
>>2877805>oshi CMno one tell him
>>2877805Total de*uffer death can't come soon enough.
>>2877806Oonige was meta in one CM and that traumatized half the thread apparently.
I swear they nerfed aptitude sparks somehow
>>2877808Shouldn't be a problem
>>2877815Don't group me in with the frontbroken "people"
>>2877813My wife? Oguri cap, but only during Christmas
>>2877792>>2877796I am collecting data by constantly running public rooms. Despite gassing 60% of the time, my xoguri winrate is still insane. Granted this is the early days but velocity.
>>2877818Rules confused me a bit but that means I can run both as a late or end, right?
>>2877811How so? Make her win
>>2877805>First oshi cm in over half a year>tiny ass downhill that only benefits end XOguri and saves little to no stamina>double uphill of death in the middle of the race, making 1100+ power mandatory>stamina requirement of 850+ 1 gold>debuffniggers increasing that to 900+ 1 gold>forced to use a stamina card>umas without a speed growth just get fucked. again
>>2877813Debuffers were only optimal in the last CM because it was dirtslop.
>>2877775Well, youre goota be more specific. AND i wont do shit anyway lmao, im waging
>>2877830Run 3 speed trust me, wit is a gaslight stat
>>2877830we told you to get creek lil bro
I forget, is angling a good accel for the arima KINO?
>>2877842Yes
>>2877833My brother, debuffers are always optimal assuming you can make a competent ace. They just exist to make life more miserable to non-sovlless individuals and drive up stam requirements.
Someone mind explaining to me. What makes encroaching shadow particularly good? Its a 0.4 accel like many others. Why is it better?
>>2877846Debuffers are optimal when your one ace is guaranteed accel.
>>2877842Slightly delayed but still good. You'll want Kitasan's unique as well.
>>2877846My brother in uma christ, double and single debuffer is worse for win rate than triple ace
>>2877797Phonepostan because I even KurobaEX is broken, if anyone knows a client that can get over the fucking captcha I'd appreciate it
Why would she do this?
>>2877846They are optimal if you value your time and sanity
>>2877854Finally, a real gyaru
>>2877842>>2877850Pacefags can't do anything here right? God damn it I wanted to run Creek or something again, Frontniggers think they have it bad but Pacers still don't have a universal accel
>Machan's unique epithet requires her to beat Daiwa and Vodka twice and have at least 320,000 fans at the end of the career>She has G in medium and longWhy are so many of these unique ones so ass to get? Nature's is also pretty ridiculously bad
>>2877862You have my true strength (white version of beast mode)
>>2877861>>2877854Dirter supremacy. God shes hot
>>2877864Nishino's is impossible on an ace run
>>2877862Didn't pacefags get a whole sprintslop CM for themselves where triple pace had a 60%+ winrate?
>>2877867>hotshe's flat
>>2877870This is a pacefag CM too
>>2877870WOW one CM, if only Frontniggers weren't the best style since the game came out and all throughout MANT and have a universal accel that works 99% of the time. You faggots are delusional, Pace is still really behind>>2877865That sounds not enough, also call it Monster, not that tranny name
>>2877872Next CM is a pacefag CM too. Determined descent is consistent
>>2877871That's what he said
>>2877577>Morale status? Everything will be okay.>Expected slots (if applicable)Might have one execution at the end of the month.>Looking good?Everything will be okay.
>>2877871
>>2877872>This is a pacefag CM tooWith the two frontfags we have winning like 10 rooms in a row whenever they host, I doubt that
>>2877851
>>2877881The exception, not the rule
>>2877875Ahem
>>2877862There's a chance that they'll move Blaze Brian's banner to not be after CM20 like they did for Throne and CM15, and if they do Blaze Brian will be the pace of choice.Otherwise, you'll have to cope with Xog as a gambler that relies on a timely activation of Straightaway Recovery to do anything, and 777 would be the weak but reliable backup activator on this track.
>>2877875>That sounds not enoughYknow, fronts have the exact same accel amount as paces 0.2
>>2877882Remember Haku is based on great mood, if your one ace has bad or awful you might be fucked.
>>2877882Why are lates portrayed as browns?
>>2877848It's only good on specific track. It's usable this CM but not as good as pump or lightning surge
>>2877894Symboli kris s
>>2877889You think they'd drop her before finals? Would make sense
>>2877886I could show you all the CMs Fronts were by far the best and it wouldn't fit in one post. Pipe down
>>2877900>Wah wah muh fronts pace is still behind>implying past performances matter in the slightest to the current and future metas>implying pace only has "one" CM when its dominating this one and the next and will be great for the arima kinen>implying the PDM changes didn't massively benefit pace>implying you're not a faggotGit gud
Holyshit xoguri got absolutely murdered. Maybe stam debuffers aren't a meme.
>>2877916I couldn't do this to pocket, she's as sweet as carrots
>>2877899I think it'll be before round 2 starts, which is what they did with Throne.
>>2877919Isn't she a delinquent?
>>2877913>Maya and nice natureTriple debuffer?
>>2877923She's a gang leader
>>2877925Even worse! She MUST be NTR'd, with Fuji if possible
>>2877924Just double and every debuff hit. My 2nd ace still won.Now check out this funny race where someone ran triple debuffer and almost snuck a win.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=yV60MPV0iELOp0ba770x1OTR
>>2877928
>>2877930>so many debuffers This is so cancer It turns around into being funny
>>2877935Best uma(chan)
>>2877935the potential uma...
>>2877909>implying past performances matter in the slightest to the current and future metasYes, you are not sweeping under the rug the fucking cancerous insuferable trash fronts were throughout the entire games lifespan. Fuck you, you need to be punished, we are not forgetting. Also XOg doesn't count as "Pace dominating"
>>2877942>Taishin even lost being the potential umaBrutal
>>2877916Did you draw this?
>>2877943>you are not sweeping under the rug the fucking cancerous insuferable trash fronts were throughout the entire games lifespan.And now they're the weakest strategy in the game yet you're crying about them.>XOg doesn't count as "Pace dominating"Lets play a game, point out where xog is.
>>2877923>>2877925It really shows
>>2877952I bet the only reason their win rate is the highest is because they're easier to build and more people willing to buy into the hype. The frontfags here would absolutely trash these guys effortlessly.
>>2877952>And now they're the weakest strategy in the gameFirstly, LMAO, they are not. Secondly, I will still complain because of how miserable you faggots made this game to play for months and months on end, genuinely fuck you
>>2877957/v/ma is a fronter thread, backliners enjoy the cuck chair
>>2877957>The frontfags here would absolutely trash these guys effortlessly.>hey guys, did you know that neighers with 10+ plats would likely win?You're comparing top players that make fronts work in spite of them being fronts to the meta. You are so fucking dumb
>>2877955Aw shit, is her ear injured?
>>2877900>CM3, CM10, CM11They did fit in one post.
Holy mother of frontbroken
>>2877966Her left ear has a noticeable notch in it, probably from a street fight.
>>2877963Let's be real, if they didn't think they could win consistently, they'd just use pace. And they did in the sprint CM. And that's no insult to their efforts, they're good, I'm just saying that the general public can be wrong. There are people that likely have that many plats running the other strats and they can also be wrong.
>>2877968Disingenuous faggots like you are not worth arguing with
>>2877972Jungle pocket yakuza-like game when?
>>2877974Not him but you're getting humiliated bro. Actually broken
>>2877966No, but mine is, I hope to God this tinnitus isn't permanent and only because of the infection
>>2877974KEK
>>2877969Is this a manga?
>>2877955How common is inner ear dying in the umaverse?
>>2877979>people are blatantly spreading misinformation and trying to sweep how cancerous fronts were for the entire game>humiliatedOk frontfag, Idk why you retards are so insecure, just own it. You were meta for a year and made the game miserable to play, it's not that big of a deal, everyone knows it's true. You are all just embarrassing yourselves trying to revise history
>>2877974Did you lose the Derby to a Seiun because your meta comp was built wrong or something?
>>2877955Speaking of Pokke and gangs, has Cygames ever elaborated on what "freestyle racing" is supposed to be? With something like swimming there are different styles to use but there's only one way to runIt'd be cool if they expanded on it and made it into a parkour-esque event for a new scenario (and finally put Oju Chosan in with it)
>>2877989Kek shitter, you will lose to Fronts for all your life
Pokke really is fucking sexy
>>2877925The gang in question
>>2877993>AIniggerNOT LOOKING GOOD KEK
>>2877985>he doesn't know PEAKhttps://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/19834
>>2877996Kowai...
>>2877992>finally put Oju Chosan in with itThey're never putting in a stepplechase only horse
>>2877985ponjiyuusu, he's a jpbro who sometimes makes short stories with the nigekiri sisters
Well Fronts are now officially the AI pajeet style sadly
>>2877989>Fronts were good a while ago>they're not good anymore>neighas will STILL complain about fronts./weakmind/
>>2878000>Front broken>AI brokenAre you gonna start crying about /vg/ next shitter?
>>2878001https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/27474
>>2878009Genuinely, you are not helping
This shit is so funny
>>2878010falcoKINGS.........
>>2878008>Fronts ruined the game and made it unplayable for months and months>We are supposed to collectively forget about this cancer because they aren't Number 1 in this particular CMThe jews of uma
>>2878010Im fucking dead
>>2878011The guy is peak weak mind, humiliating him is the best way to help him
>>2878010KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2878004Oju started on turf and ran some turf races in his older years, including Arima Kinen.
>>2878014And our next queen will be a Front anyway because backliners are shit at the game.Fronts were never actully meta, they just put in the work.Anybody that doesn't play Fronts is a shitter, the only "good" non Front players are the faggots abusing Oguri
>>2878014>in this particular CMHaven't been meta in 4 CMs btwNot meta until CM22 btw
>>2878010Even as a Currenfan I can't help but feel bad for Falco
>>2878018Associating AI slop with Fronts makes it look so bad dude
Okay parent, or big cope?
>>2877993Most obvious false-flag of all time.
I'm just gonna say, it takes over 4000 SP, perfect stats, mile S AND a debuffer for fronts to do well this CM. They are genuinely non issues.
>>287802616-18 rooms are simply too harsh for backliners in most cases, let's be honest. There's a reason why if it's not a front, it's a pace. Blocking is so detrimental, sometimes you literally just lose because of it. Xogs have lost races despite no one else hitting their accels purely because of blocking.
>>2878032I love AI and I love my Robo wife. Fuck off rAIcist
>>2878033I used a parent like that for my fronts.
>>2878033Good greatgrandparent
Fronts are my most fapped running styleDoes that make my penis frontBROKEN?
>>2878038>Robo>Not clankerIm onto your tricks falseflagger
>>2878045Why doesn't she use her sunglasses instead
>>2878045I'm not calling my wife slurs
>>2878038>RAICIST
>>2878037I'm sure even the mere suggestion will cause immense ass pain but why doesn't the host post three 9 slot rooms all at once and then go into overtime from there. I get that 18 uma rooms has been a staple but it would be more fair to backliners.
>>2877996>>2878003These girls could tear you in two
>>2877996They look like they take advantage of young rookie trainers in their early 20s.
>>2878037That's just cope, the rooms aren't even Front heavy anymore, backliners don't get blocked near as much as they used to either.
So playing JP and Tazuna actually tells you that you were blocked when you are blocked, why the fuck did they change it to low power? It’s tells you so much more to know the concrete reason and not just low power which could just mean you had no acceleration.
>>2878048
>>2878051I don't think its really necessary desu. I mean.....both Rickeys that won were lates. Post PDM buff fronts are no longer dominant
>>2878058Uma theory, pearl has 4 eyes
>>2878048You ever read with sunglasses
>>2878052Uma street fights are probably sick as fuck
>>2878059What? The Rickeys were both Fronts
>>2878052WITH THEIR BARE HANDS
I’ve had a Shakur awakening. I don’t know how I didn’t notice how sexy her body was until now.
Wait, do mob umas go to tracen?
>>2878055ANY amount of blobbing hurts backliners, it doesn't even matter if it's just fronts. There's a reason paceblob was a thing and anyone could choke in that area. Lates and ends can blob each other too, possible winners can always get choked out much more easily compared to more forward positions, that's just how it is. If those top trainers tried to run late or end, they would not see the same success, I guarantee you.
Bro
>>2878068Yes Falco goes to Tracen.
>>2878065Oh, If thats the case then I prob just didn't remember well. Im prob biased cuz most rickeys I saw were late
>>2878071I wouldn't blame anyone for skipping this CM, it's just like the dirtslop CM except you can use more umas
>>2878067Could someone post that one screenshot of Shakurs butt in her signature racing fit from one of the concerts?
How do you respond without being mad?
>>2878071Speaking of rooms, any roomas? I havent seen any group B rooms
>>2878055You know it doesn’t have to be fronts, right? Paces get caught on a front blob, lates get caught on a pace and front blob, ends get caught on all the blobs.
>>2878029I hate Curren and I don't feel bad for her. Falco ruined my life.
>>2878071>Lates with Kris S are so broken, they're the meta!>have to run Kris S stamina>which has no heal and drains your stamina>which means if you don't have a heal in your kit, you need to get it elsewhere>also you have to run 2 speed 2 wit or 3 speed 1 witWHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING THESE SHITTY DECKS
>>2878080I would love to make some rooms but I am waging
>>2878052>Mob umas with zero leg protectionNah I'd win
>>2878081Fronts quite literally kill each other too. Only 1 Front can hit Angling and the Fronts that don't will die 99% of the time, multiple backliners can't hit their accels, especially in bigger lobbies when stuff like Ryan unique can perfect proc for multiple umas
Zamn, Sima Yi got hard mogged by Kongming
THE BRICKENING SOON
>>2878086Of it’s a brick like Ruby I’ll just use the white. I’ve already got a Maya with it ready to loop.
>>2878100It's sickening
>>2878100I feel like /v/ma's going to derank to A when the half TP is over
>>2878100No increased rewards is equally as bad imho. I used to get like 70k per auto
Can good famous people stop dying already. Take Ezra Miller or some shit if it must go on.
>>2878107many are thinking this
>>2878100
>>2878108Yeah the double rewards is honestly a bigger loss.
>>2878109The world only gets worse day by day
>>2878107>implying Do people just forget this affects everyone?
>>2878100>>2878116
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDON'T LOOK AT YOUR TP BOTTLE STASHANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>2878080Host them yourself, bro. It's free.
>>2878119I am shy and I have no charisma to hype up a room or aces to dominate them
>>2878116It does but nobody knows what people will do. Some clubs will have people that keep 24/7 looping, some clubs won't
>>2878118Im fine though
>>2878071and of course they're running something like this. Fucking niggers.
>>2878123Nothing will change, if we drop to dangerously close ill do fan runs
>>2878108>>2878113This shit should be permanent, it's honestly insulting how much they fucking dripfeed us
>>2878126KILL DEBUFFERSEXECUTE DEBUFFERSMURDER DEBUFFERSRIP THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFFKILL EVERY SINGLE EVIL FUCKING DEBUFF USING SHITHEADFUCK YOU
>>2878122>I have no charisma to hype up a roomJust copy and paste quotes from your favorite characters!
>5 consecutive training with LH>ZERO(0) TOKENS
>>2878136This is literally what I do lmao.
>>2878132Youre lowkenuinely forgetting the genre youre playing. Really, could be worse
>>2878137>banking on the hagYour first mistake.
>>2878125Which chocolate did you eat?
>>2878080I gotchu bro
>>2878122CM18 room954412679544126795441267Cut them down, Mao.
>>2878146>QR codesWho does this
>>2878136Or create a spreadsheet depending on how your umas place like such
>>2878143I missed one day due to waging and then sleeping for 13 hours.
Thinking about hosting a >fun race on short notice. Just a simple one.
>>2878010holy kekaroooo, wtf I love Faruko now?
>>2878150KEK
>>2878152Something like the rebooblican/demoflat midterms or the yuri cup or roommate cup would be great
>>2878150Which uma would make a spreadsheet like this?
>>2878152You won't trick me into stopping my loopa grind foul demon
>>2878010Is this really appropiate behavior for a bunch of high school students?
>>2878150Underappreciated how you can tell that the poster is ESL
>>2878159Royce and Royce
>>2878159F-A-L-C-O
>>2878151BRICKED
>>2878147I like CLOWNING around (clowns juggle)811534118115341181153411
>>2878161Falco watching our q/v/eens and future q/v/een from the cuck shed
>>2878172Total NANO domination soon. Oh, and steampunk Ryan I guess
>gave up 5 runs todayNo contribution for me today danchou good luck
>>2878171THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2878171DIRTERS OUT
>>2878176>how do we make Ryan uglier
>>2878176Oh my God if I get Ryan and not Fujin's chocolate-covered fat saggers
>>2878099What's the lore behind uma-Kita always lusting after Sweepy?
>>2878185She’s literally us
>>2878159I think Rulership unironically with her trainer
>>2878099They fucked irl
>>2878171Are ga Deneb, Altair, Vega324714843247148432471484
>>2878161I'm not one to goslingpost but those 3 panels are powerful.
https://youtu.be/yWKeZe6ggJI
>>2878199Rickeypilled
>>2878149I still think we should do something similar for the Stakes so everyone has an even chance to get in.
>>2878195Ni sitter i det där Ventrilo och spelar DotO407046084070460840704608
>>2878176slime your barber twin
>>2878204First come, first served. Turning everything into a formalized system with a thousand rules is one of the reasons everything you used to love is so lame and gay these days. Be faster.
>>2878208what
>>2878206Kino duel with small child!
>>2878204Oh my God stop trying to change things you retards. QR code? seriously? so fuck people who play on PC then. Kill yoursel, be faster
Sup Neigha.You wanna talk some shit? Race me, start some shit bitch.
>retard anon uses retard horse for his retard opinionDotocoin on freefall
>>2878215KEEEEEEEEK
>>2878212https://youtu.be/ly10r6m_-n8?t=17Fuck me its perfect
>>2878209>>2878212Or you could just put the the room code on the Stakes image so everyone has to type it out. It simply makes it fairer.
>>2878215heh
>>2878215LMAO
>>2878215Everyone's milecasino team was finished like three weeks ago. This is masturbation.
>>2878231Not mine
>>2878215I want this to be the future format for everything
Why is the Acuteganda machine on at twitter right now?
>>2878206Robert it go down521591555215915552159155
>>2878235I don't know I don't use xitter
>>2878235Dirters need all the propaganda they can get because no one would even consider them otherwise. A truly desirable uma needs no propaganda. You will simply see the results in the thread.
>>2878224BE FASTEREFASTER
>>2878235Well Acute just died so its their way of honoring him
>>2878243Tell me why it wouldn't work.
>>2878242>A truly desirable uma needs no propaganda.Which whoma is so self-demonstrably desirable?
>>2878249Anons who play on PC have advantage over ones who play on phones when it comes to these
>>2878246Don't even joke lad
>>2878215BIRD NEIGHASThanks for calling bitch.>>2878231anon. It's a joke
>>2878236POTENTIAL MAAAANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4945028799450287994502879
>>2878249neigha who cares? Instead of being who can copy pasta faster it's who can type in the room code faster. What does that solve
>>2878246You cheeky fucker.
>>2878185Kita bred with sweeper
>>2878266Vulturing to copypaste takes no skill and you see how ridiculously fast the rooms fill up.Having everyone type it out eliminates usual suspects from sniping and lets other people at least get a better chance to get in.What about that isn't fair?
>>2878251I don't know, I just wanted to say something ridiculous. However I do respect the Inari approach where they gatekeep instead of spreading propaganda.
>>2878269I wish that was me (sweep tosho)
>>2878249NTA but clicking on an image and typing an 8 digit number is easy and quick, just like copying and pasting the room code. You'll only filter faggots who type slowly.
>>2878262As much as I love to shitpost the dotoposter who wants to change the stakes isn't me I just wanted to race... thanks for hosting!
>>2878231i'm trying to make an ace that isn't mediocre as we speak (it isn't working)
>>2878210Hes saying you should kill your barber bro because the haircut looks like assT. 18 year old zuma
>>2878269Sure, but Kita has been breeding probably 100 mares per year for a while now. So why Sweep in particular? Are the other mares he fucked just not in the game?
>>2878275Then that's when you can say "bE fAsTeR."
I think that Mr CB looks great in a suit, but she also looks great in a cute dress. That being said she looks best of all when she is naked.
>>2878270So instead of vulturing to copypasta it's vulturing to type the room code? How does that solve anything?If anything it's worse for almost everyone because you need a monitor on /v/ma to see the code and a monitor on the game instead of just copying and Alt tabbing to the game to paste
>>2878282>looks great in a suit, but she also looks great in a cute dressMany umas are like this
There's no problem to solveTrain BAKUSHIN
>>2878277I want to power up my Teio. I have absolutely no idea what approach to use. I either use Taiki and gamble on Descent from hints, or just keep using Nishino. I'm not sure exactly what I can do.
>>2878287The former imo
>>2878263Der/v/ joke something 515994955159949551599495Last one
>>2878283It's not to solve anything, it's just to help people who don't get to get in often.I feel like I'm insulting you for some reason.
>>2878290
>>2878293kek
>>2878292I'm telling you for the last time, be fucking faster, you will not change anything. Git gud
>>2878107depends if he wants to grind or rest
>>2878299Relax mane, your cortisol is spiking.
>>2878299Why are you getting so heated? Guess I did insult you or something. I'm just trying to help, neigha.
>>2878293OH GOD OH FUCK
>>2878292Your solution makes it harder for most people to get in nigga, you need to have 2 devices or 2 monitors to get in a room like that.
>>2878206Can you post your Ayabe please?
>>2878290https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iUThank you for the participation everyone.
>>2878308What is the lore reason that el condor pasa can do this?
Okay anons, I have finished my aces, I can't make them any better, but which Kawakami and Kingu should I choose?I worry about Nr.1 Kawakami's stamina being wayyyy too low
>>2878308>El Condor Pasa >The Condor Passes>She is indeed passingBRAVO KOJIMA
>>2878307I'm not the guy you were replying to, but that's it, be faster
>>2878312>cafe's angling didn't procnoooo!
>>2878313The Prix... changes an uma
>>2878309If you're solely on your phone to begin with you weren't going to get in anyway, so that's irrelevant to what I'm suggesting. Yes, the point IS to make it harder so it leaves some room for buffer.
If i am to add my two cents into this conversation, I would propose a very simple change to the stakes>Best of 5 instead of 3 (so first to 3 unless a tie happens)That's all I would change.
>>2878310Here you go friend
Is there any way to unlock casual outfits other than just spamming runs/TT? Also, do fan counts matter on said runs? It's so bothersome having to minimize the game everytime I want to crank the hog to the erotic sex tempest that is Machan's casual.
>>2878315Kawakami 2King 2Pearl
Today marks the end of the first Champions Meeting event in the Global sever, and with it is the first anniversary of the /v/ictory stakes. Actually the first stakes were on the 26th according to the archives since that's when the finals races occurred but don't worry about that small detail.As a small celebration of yesterday's stakes, I'm inviting (You) to enter a single race reenactment using the trainees of today.Tokyo Turf, 2400m, Left, Firm Condtions, Sunny, Spring18 Slots, Random Moods, bring ONE (1) and only one.500149695001496950014969
>>2878328We are gonna get excursions very soon. Which lets us grind bond points without a career
>>2878328We're getting a bond event soon, apparently
>>2878332>2400mSHITBe right back. Might need to train an ace.
>>2878326>1LB CB, 0LB Ruby and Daiwa SRMan, that's nice.
>>2878321You can get in on your phone if you're lucky especially on the first room since that fills a tiny bit slower, this is completely cucking out people on their phone.If you're complaining about the same people joining the stakes I don't know why you want to shrink the pool of possible joiners
>>2878315Kawakami 2 (1's stam is fine, 2 has slightly better skills).Kingu 2. She has Mile S over 3, and 1 is low on stam.
>>2878332Would I have some time to make an ace? I would like to put my wife in.
>>2878332Ahhhh, HOME
>>2878329Alright, thanks!Lets hope that Mile S makes up for the last of Prof of Curvature >>2878343I see
>>2878332Damn... I HAVE FUCKING NOTHING
>>2878332SOUL
>>2878346It's filling pretty fast (though it's a snail's pace compared to the actual /v/ictory stakes), but you should have some time. I wouldn't delay it too long though.8/18 as of this post.
>>2878342How? If you're fast enough to vulture on your phone then that only strengthens my point. I'm not complaining about anything, I'm just expressing an idea to make things fairer because I see every Stakes people complaining about missing the rooms.Hate how some of you guys think dissent is some sort of melty.
>>2878328Careers just give a flat 15 bond points iirc, fan counts have nothing to do with it
>I'm a great shitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of shitters. My father was an open leaguer, my grandfather was in Group B... I was raised to give up.
>>2878332It's been years since I made an uma with any real stam.
>>2878363Tell you what, its accurate about me IRL, and its accurate about me in uma
>>2878332Why did they make Maya so sexy?
>Hey, I'm a recovering LOOPer. This is my retarded trainee that I take care of. I'd like some A+ gibs, please.
>>2878371They know what appeals to REAL men
>>2878368Your father and grandfather played uma?
>>2878371Do you really think Cygamesu would do that, make an ugly uma that loves (You)?
>>2878381Well they did make Falco.
>>2878332Remember what they took from you.
>>2878383Falco doesn't love me
>>2878384But I only started winning CMs in MANT and GL
>>2878384I literally have never used Aoi's card
>>2878360I'm not saying you're having a melty I just don't get your logic.Every retard can Ctrl C Ctrl V really fastHaving to type down the numbers means slower typers get fuckedMeans the same fast typers will show up in the stakesPhonefags are 100% dead meaning only people on their PC can joinI don't see how any of this is gonna help more different people join, it will do the opposite
>>2878384>implying i won in URA
>>2878384But she only has 400 wit so she's going to whiff her only gold heal.
>>2878384>implying I had either of those>implying I ever won a CM
>>2877806>OYL, N&N, and a wide variety of other skills receive massive buffs ahead of schedule>fronts get jack shit because they were so dominant during JP at the time>why isn't the meta what people were expecting? they're so fucking stupid
>>2878332I literally lucked out to enter this by helping an anon by doing a test of a deck
Things you would tell your danchou OR trainee.
>>2878387This, I frauded out a plat or two in Unity, but I didn't really know what I was doing until MANT.
>>2878397WUV YOU
>>2878397We're going to the glue factory
>>2878332FUCK IM WAGING
>>2878397We need to kick agnes tachyon
>>2878397No words needed!
>>2878393>implying implications
>>2878391We used to have 400 wit and be okay with it, now people freak out if wit is below 1100
>>2878389Phonefags were practically 100% DOA anyway, you just said yourself it's lucky for a phonefag to get in, so that still leaves everybody who wants a hope to get in needing a PC. I don't get your logic either.
>>2878332I can't join, I can't make anything with stamina
>>2878408I literally joined most stakes from the phone lmao, get fucking good
>>2878409I joined with my wife even if she is understammed cuz i wuv her
>>2878414
>>2878413So it's lucky for phonefags to get in, but not lucky for you. You're contradicting yourself.
>>2878408My logic is that it went from hard to practically impossible to join with a phoneAnd you're ignoring my point about typing, it's not a lot of characters but it will still give fast typers an advantage
>>2878417I'm not him, but I got in because I can type
>>2878388I used it exactly once during Taurus 1 and that Uma won me group B>>2878391And that's a good thing.
>>2878418>practically impossible to join with a phoneAccording to our little friend here that's wrong.>>2878419Then at least say you're not him or butt out.
HIBIKI WATARE GAIKA YO >DOKOMADEMOHIRAKARETA MIRAI WA MOU >KONO TE E TO
>>2878429I'm just fucking tired of your janny-tier attempts at policing a fun race.
>>2878431I'm legitimately not trying to make you sperg.
>>2878424Why is Fuku's ass so fucking fat?
Check 'em
>>2878434Luck is stored in the ass
>>2878430>https://snep.pw/uma/mixer/ms-victoria>tfw hearing all your favorites sing it
>>2878431Calm down fag he's clearly trying trying to debate in good faith
>>2878429No it would be wrong if I said impossible. Needless to say your suggestion makes it harder to join with a phone. You are reducing the pool of possible people who can join so you will end up with more instances where the same people join the stakes everytime.
>>2878436Well that explains how Rickey won the stakes.
>>2878439>You are reducing the pool of possible people who can join so you will end up with more instances where the same people join the stakes everytime.Butting in but why is this an issue. Who cares about who joins, its about the umas
>>2878439So far the only person who's spoken up about using a phone says he types to do it, so your point doesn't hold up.I don't think there's any way for you to prove that it would be worse unless we actually try it.
>>2878363>Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I always got hot springs tickets. I was bright. Oh, maybe not in terms of picking skills. But I was perceptive. I always know when an uma is gonna run out of stamina during a race.>It all became very clear to me this CM that every decision I have ever made in my entire career, has been wrong. My account is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of this game be it whether who to train, cards to use, it's often wrong. Every one.>Sweep Tosho, Pump Some Iron, Daring Strike>Yeah...No no no, wait a minute! I always use Sweepy with Pump. I've never won a plat with Sweepy with Pump. I want the complete opposite of Sweepy with Pump. Summer Maru, with Angling. No gamble skills, with three greens, and some sparks of Groundwork!
>>2878430I wish I was proficient enough in slopmancy to make a Pavarotti version.
>>2878446Supposedly, because "more people want to join and be a part of the thing" or something. I havent ever tried joining one, so j cant tell the exact reasoning behind it, tbf
>>2878450I'm the exception to the rule, most people couldn't do it, what you are saying is retarded and I am glad nothing will change
>>2878397they call me the pullout king
>>2878450I'm not interested in trying it and I doubt most people are
>>2878456Thank you for the masterful assist in proving one of my points about phonefags not being able to get in anyway.>>2878459And I'm not trying to force it, all I'm really trying to do is make a suggestion. I'm just not really getting any practical feedback on why it wouldn't help.
>>2878455People complain that it's the same guys joining, personally I don't think there's a very huge interest in the stakes. More than 18 people obviously but I doubt more than 50 people are consistently trying to join so obviously you're gonna see the same people
Bringing to everyones attention
What are you tards arguing about today? Shut up and play the game
Biwa's voice is NOT cute
>>2878470Cow
>>2878470Holy sex
>>2878473Of course it isn't, its quite mature, because that's what Biwa Hayahide is, a mature wo- uhhh highschooler
>>2878437>Urara and Rudolf don't sing Tracen Ondo
>>2878467>People complain that it's the same guys joining They're quite literally public which is my thing, you can tell its not always the same people.
>>287833212/18
>>2878481Yeah its a non issue
>>2878477so glad i pulled for the Christmas fit
>>2878472Nobody's arguing, but one phonefag is sperging a bit during a civil discussion for whatever reason.
>>2878481>People complain about the same guys joining Schizos arent people. Ive literally never seen anyone complain about that. You guys are wasting your time with this “debate”
>>2878491Not him but I've seen it more than a few times.
>>2878477>Arts that emphasize Biwa's wide earsThat's that good shit
Sending in my last fan run of half-TP straight to danchou's heart.
>>2878481Not literally the same people but there are a lot of reoccuring faces, mostly people that join CM rooms. Which makes sense since obviously people that join CM rooms are gonna be the most interested in the big PvP event.
Riiiiight…Anywho how’s your sex life?
>>2878498Half TP is almost over What’s gonna happen to us?
>>2878500nonexistent
>>2878505Good.
>>2878504The sons of /v/ma (club) will be thrown into the outer darkness (A rank), where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Too many umas lie about their real age
>>2878509/BEE/mabroken
>>2878500Sex with escorts when honry enough
god damn they look big in that dress
>>2878514You do that? Casual umapyoi with a ningen?
>>2878499I got curious so I counted the number of unique usernames that we got last stakes. Leo 2 (not doing virgo 2 because the archive is incomplete, and not counting the >fun races that ensue after the stakes, or the princess dropout which has differnt neighas) there were 37 unique usernames in 4 races. And a lot of notable faces that have been in other editions of the stakes or in rooms were missing.Its a genuine non issue, different people join every single time.
>>2878466shut the fuck up already
>>2878511ayo this neigha playing MANT
>>2878286Sad this artist killed his PC by spilling coffee on it
>>2878522>seething half an hour laterYou got mogged.
>>2878523Sometimes you NEED to do a manual parent run
>>2878528See you at the Stakes, oh wait, you won't join because you are a slow faggot that does nothing but complain
>>2878520I didn't join the last stakes rooms out of principle because all I had built for that shit CM was a mega meta xogger with two debuffersIf the CM is xogger shit im going to not bother with it and just spam the free win uma
>>2878531My sincere condolences.
>>2878522>>2878532I hope you learn not everyone who disagrees with you is your enemy. Take care.
>>2878485>mfw rolled in her banner and managed to get.it in 50 rollsNo Xoguri but that fit is ugly anyways so it doesn't matter
>+15 Spec. Prio>Coming of a really good inspiration>3 rainbowless turns and glue-worthy statsSo many people at Cygames need to be killed
You are all my enemies. The time of being friends is over. I WILL win and it WONT be with a front or lame ass pace. LATECHADS WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>2878539>that fit is ugly anywaysAnon E Moose, how could you betray me like this? You were my brother
WELL IF IT ISN'T SAUCY TRAINER
>>2878520I mean at max there would be 72 unique users in 4 rooms, a bit less technically cause of the hosts so 37 does mean that there's a decent chunk of reoccuring people.But I don't think it's a problem anyway, you need to join multiple rooms in a row to make an oshi pick win so I do want people to be able to do that
>>2878543OH THE TREACHERYEVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY
>>2878545That fit has been the demise of some of our finest drawfriends, it deserves to be locked away and forgotten
>>2878531You literally do not.
I only have 1 15TP career left and I got 0 Grandparents
TOTALLOOPERDEATHin 30 minutes
I'VE HAD MORE RAINBOWLESS TURNS SINCE SAMMER THAN TURNS WITH RAINBOWSI'M GONNA GO INSANEI NEED TO KILL A PERSON OR 2 THIS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWEDPLEASE SOMEONE BOMB CYGAMES
>>2878549Leo is a max of 16 so 64. More than half the participants are unique people, which makes sense considering that>a good amount of people are too slow to join>no one wants to do a single race>a minority doesn't join for X reason (example: not wanting to join with xog)Like idk man, shits fine. There's plenty of interest
>>2878561One last copa fan run for danchouuOne last copa fan run for our goalTO THE /v/ALLEY BELOW
I'm buying the anniversary carats, fuck itclap -$210
>>2878545I know its backstory and I appreciate it, but its stoll really ugly AND she lacks the most important elementLittle Santa Claus image
Senior January btw.
HELLO FRONT RUNNER STORE? I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER A PACE CHASER
>>2878569Salvageable unironically
>>2878574Nope, not with these rainbows (they don't exist)
>>2878569hey how'd you get a screenshot of my current dogshit run
I don't think I'm cut out for this anymore
>>2878564Oh yeah I forgot about less gates, it's not that bad then.There's maybe a lot of the same people winning the stakes? I'm guessing most of the wins are the Roomfags here. So that might give off the impression that it's always the same people joining?
>>2878574That speed is not salvageable unless he gets triple rainbows and feeder events for the rest of the run
>>2878584>and feeder eventsslow metabolism in every single one
>>2878580Personally, I would've just tanked it
>>2878580Grand Live makes me so fucking mad, but I was finally able to make what I’d accept as a finals worthy ace after a week of nothing runs. Still two more to go. After mellowing out the anger dissipated, I am ready for tomorrow’s borrows.
>>2878574>>2878584I'M SO FUCKING MAD I LITERALLY HAD 2 PERFECT INSPIRATIONS AND I GOT RAPED BY THE WORST NON-RAINBOW TRAININGS SINCE I STARTED PLAYING LAST YEAR, CM STARTS TOMORROW AND I HAVE JACK SHIT. PEOPLE NEED TO BE KILLED FOR THIS
Would i be a fuckin retarded pinhead if I try running a solo front thats NOT seiun?
>>2878593Justified crash out. You’ve earned a nap
>>2878599I think I'll go to /vg/ just to have my melty there
>>2878597Not retarded if you build her very strong. Grab Mile Maven
>>2878597
I can start another loopa in 11 minutes, I'm guessing I won't be getting double rewards from it
>>2878600This is like when Paz jumped out of the helicopter
>>2878604Prob not but you still get rewards
>>2878593People telling you that inspiration rng and training rng are independent are BIG FAT LIARS.
>>2878612They are though.T. John Cygames
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FOMOING
>>2878614Hold your fuckin funds anon. Its not worth it
>>2878618BUT I ONLY HAVE 80K CARATS
The true red pill is not using summer to train speed
>>2878612I thought it was already established that the game's fucking rigged. There's no other reason why it would need to connect to their servers for every single click you make. 99% of the gameplay should be entirely offline.
>>2878620ONLY 80K?That’s nearly three sparks worth compadre. Im fucking broke
>Queued up one final autoRIP 1/2 TP. You will be missed.
>>2878621Enlightened take. You’ll usually get your speed to Level 5 relatively fast. Summer is crucial to hit stam if its lined up and your sparks arent stam heavy. Wit training during summer remains valuable. All depends on the growths/deck/sparks
What's better? Latch-on or No looking back?
>>2878632or Aspire?
>>2878632>If using paceNo looking back>if using lateLatch on
>>2878634DO NOT PICK UP aspire, its very mediocre
>>2878628Ive never seen people so sentimental over the loss of half TP.Personally Im gonna miss double rewards as well because Ive farmed a significant amount of carats everyday just spamming auto runs. That number will now be cut in half with less runs. I dont want to spend carats for TP refills, thinking about parent runs is dreadful
>>2878332>mfw stamina is borderline and she has racing spirit staminapls don't roll bad mood... my fat fuck will keel over...
>>2878637I am very sad about no double rewards. Im still 100 arima kinen sashes short of P5 everyone in my stable.
>>2878638ONE MORE WEEK PLEASE NATIE SAMA I BEG OF YOU!
>>2878639Trust in THE FACE
>>2878632>latch onme when I see taishin's breasts
>>2878639She’s be good for finals
>>2878644>taishin’s breastsWhat breasts?
Almost forgot to start one last auto before 1/2 TP is gone
This can't be happening! Why is cygames doing this to me? How am i supposed to loop now?!
>>2878647Someone post the phantom jiggle webm
Any last CM18 rooms or did everyone move to CM19 already?
Thank you Cygames, thank you for ruining what could've been my gigaAce for the CM, what could've made me happy and make me feel fulfilled. I will never have this many hints ever again, thank you for the dogshit Specialty Priority system that left me with no rainbows from Classic Summer until Senior Summer. Thank you for nothing
HOW THE FUCK DO I HAVE THREE DRY TURNS IN SUMMER CAMP WITH 30+ SP SONGS AND THE TWO CARDS WITH THE HIGHEST NATURAL SP IN THE FUCKING GAMETHIS SHIT IS FUCKING RETARDED
GTA 6 looks like fucking SHIT dude
>>2878641
AAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>2878652I will host some 18 rooms when I finish my team, when? I can't tell you
GIVE ME THAT SHIT
>>2878652I dont want to join rooms as my aces still arent “finished”. I know what I need to know about them. I might make some rooms like the day before finals. Until then Im waiting for my borrows to restock
EOS IS HERE
>>2878597Suzuka, Bourbon, Falcon, Daiwa, they all work if you build them correctly
>>2878657please look at this, how do I not kill myself after this?
EOS is here. Soulless lobby
anyway, back to loopan
IT ALL LOOPS TO NOTHINGIT ALL KEEPS LOOPING US DOWN LOOPING US DOWN LOOPING US DOWN
>>2878674You're fine, speed is a gaslight stat
Goodbye...
the school looks like a prisoner of war camp when there's no anniversary decorations
>first 30 TP auto run>forgot to set my agendaFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>2878679piss off
what did my clubmate mean by this?
>>2878676>Bourbon asking for a swimsuit>she only has 1 alt so farCygames PLEASE
>>2878689He means you're all so nice.
>>2878679Not true at all. It’ll do fine until he gets hit by a dominator followed up by 1,600+ mile S ace. That speed does make a difference. Just pray you get lucky, well built otherwise
>>2878682YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN POW CAMPSYOU ARE IN ONE
>>2878690Barbin is still serving out her life sentence
>>2878597They have to be perfect, you would have better chances with anything else at this point
dont they just make career runs permanently 15 TP in the future? They should accelerate that.
>Highrolled the last ace I wanted to do>do publics>win all of themYup, onto CM19
>>2878690There are several launch umas who don’t have a second alt, she can get in line. Where the FUCK is my ballroom vodka and scarlet alt cygames
>>2878702No where is my WEDDING vodka
>30tp
>>2878701H8 you!
>>2878702Right after we get Wedding Vodka and Scarlet
>>2878705Already a thing.
>>2878708>>2878709WODKAMIND
>>2878702>Where the FUCK is my ballroom vodkaCarded>>2878705>where is my WEDDING vodkaAlso cardedCan't have shit in Tracen
>>2878702Vodkafags got done dirty with themChristmas boots. I mean really who’s bright idea was that?
>>2878708ARE THOSE WEDDING PANTS?!
>>2878708>>2878709>Vodka with her rat tail undonemuh
>>2878716I fucking HATE CYJEWS
Came back from the GTA thingy. Looks like shitAny rooms?
>>2878700They should give us a ton more shit, Global is dying they need to pamper us. Fuck Cygenerous my ass
>>2878724It will be $100 + tax + tip for the same slop you played more than a decade ago btw.
30tp is a blessing because I can guarantee you a lot of people are going to roll way back on auto trainees so clubs will be more lax next month.
>>2878728This, people forget it applies to more casual shitters too.
>>2878706I know, I know Ive let you downI’ve been a fool to my clubI thought that I could run for no one elseBut now through all the hurt and painIt’s time for me to request The dirt shoes I wuv mean more than anything
>>287833215/18
>normal TP recovery is only 144 per day>not even enough for using all your borrows
>>2878736cough up those toughness potions goy!
Finally rewatched Jurassic Park. Pure kinography all the way through, they just simply dont make them like that anymore. Gonna watch the rest of the trilogy now, Toodaloo!
Loopniggers btfo, God I hope you become as miserable and shit as me. It would unironically make me happier than me getting good
I have not seen this in an age...
Can the CM start already? God im bored.654265206542652065426520Will do a few rooms before I get to drawing.
>crabposters are getting uppity again
>>2878744Ok
>>2878744You are like sad ningen woman, back in bucket crabby lady
Consider Mejiro Palmers.
Loopbroes...
>>2878752Sorry, McQueen already has a claim on me. Every one of her alts has spooked me
If you win 40 races you can loop and break even on carats
>>2878752Fat fuckin pamas
>>2878755If you confessed to your trainer maybe he would reciprocate.
>>2878751Someone call Oguritell her the crab legs are all you can eat
>>2878752Is she a pad devil?
>>2878752Sailor Jupiter?
I need a sitcom in the mejiro household
>>2878753Surely my last loop is going to get all of the whites and also a useful pink and blue
>>2878744I don't need some stupid crutch like that "LOOPA (Looping)" crap. I just gotta pull as much power and stamina as I can from these 6* spark parents and grit my teeth, and I'll overcome your fancy little tricks no problem.
So the only clubs that will continue fanmaxxing are botters right? Has Cyjews done anything about them?
>>2878750>>2878751Yes, I am a crab in a bucket, I don't give a shit, others' misery makes me happier than my own success
>>2878764Mejiro in the Middle
>>2878753It hasnt even been half an hour and loopers already having mad withdrawals. If Im being honest? really not lookin good
>>2878768Q1. YesQ2. Lol
>>2878224this is the most retarded idea by far
>>2878768If this page is still full, then they haven't done enoughhttps://uma.moe/activity
>>2878770sounds like you very much do give a shit then
>>2878768No anon, botters won't really affect your club.
>>2878768You'll know Cygames did something about botters when the oy neigh danchou gets banned
Does mCreek inherit work on CM19?
>>2878775Neigha let it go.
>>2878770I see you haterAnd I see you later!
>>2878779Wrong retarded mongoloid.
>>2878783Bro, thats probably a different guy you fuckin tard.
>>2878786Neigha let it go.
Hey idiotsFuck you. Or something
>>2878790Okay
>>2878764Keeping up with the mejiros sounds gold
>>2878780GrudgeGOD...
>finally got myself a proper stylusthe age of drawing with my fat greasy thumbs is over, it only gets better from here on out, wagmi
>>2878785Only reason there's no S clubs here is because of lazy faggot leeches not because of botters
Just woke up from my nap, why is the thread like this?
>>2878791FUCK YOU
>>2878794>mejiros sounds goldNow we have our main protagonist.
>>2878798Half TP is over. BILLIONS MUST DIE
>>2878801
>>2878798Half TP just ended and anons are FURIOUS over it, rightfully so
>>2878798free loop supply got cut and everyone is experiencing withdrawals and getting irrationally angry you stupid fucking faggot nigger what kind of retarded question is that fucking kys
>>2878790Can't. I left my heart in the Sierra Madre.
>>2878781Nope. You'll get a minimal effect out of the target speed boost and the accel is wasted.
>>2878747DONE AND DUSTED961177939611779396117793
I knew we should have never trusted the Chinese
>>2878804>>2878808>>2878810I see, wake me up when half TP is back
Fine Motion's getting a little too influential at Tracen...
I AM ANGRYANGRY ABOUT NEWMAS
>>2878797If you killed all the botter clubs everyone else would increase by at least one tier. How can you not understand that?
>>2878819up the ra
>>2878818SEIUN YOU’LL GO INTO A COMASEIUUUUUN!
I seriously need to kill someone, they deserve it
LETS RIOT LIKE FUCKING NEIGHERS TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE ANGRY ABOUT
>>2878821There aren't 400 bot clubs for der/v/ and /v/ma to reach the top 100
When is the next halt tp event?
>>2878821He speaks as a botter himself. He doesnt want you interrupting HIS illegal loop.
>>2878819
>>2878826I AM ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
>>2878826LOOK AT THESE DOGSHIT STATSI COULD'VE HAD THE PERFECT ACE>>2878657
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE
I fucking hate british people
>>2878831God I miss Murphy's (and Beamish)
>>2878826mgs4 fucking sucks
>>2878826I'M ANGRY THAT NORN ISN'T REAL
>>2878826She looks so stupid! I mean what the hell is wrong with her!
>looped all 1.5 anniversary>never got a good parentWHENS 2ND ANNI
>>2878837I've got distributor where I live that sells it at decent price thankfully. I mostly drink Jameson and Magner's though
>>2878815THAT BIRD I FUCKING HATE378123283781232837812328
>>2878826IF I SEND A FUCKING WUV YOU I EXPECT TO RECEIVE A WUV YOU IN RESPONSEFUCKING PARASITES
>>2878826DEVIL MAY CRY 6 NEVER, AND IF IT HAPPENED IT WOULD BE SHIT
>>2878826Grand Live sucksAnd I miss balls
>>2878847Fuck I'm so jelly, I can't get good stuff here
>>2878826FENG SHUI ISN'T FUCKING REAL
>>2878826WARHAMMER IS DEAD AGAIN AND IM FUCKING ANGRY
>>2878849Wuv you
>>2878819Why are they whacking Doto? She's Irish too.
>>2878855What'd they do this time?
I WANT HALF TP I WANT GIBS I FUCKING DESERVE THEM GIVE THEM TO ME NOW I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA
Why don't you get a TP refund when you glue, cyniggers?
I thought our queen said this was going to be a great leap forward for the playerbase
>>2878852I feel it, I lived abroad for 3 years and had to drink piss or fork over a fortune for a bottle of Jamie
>Danchou just asked me to start using carats since I ran out of TP pots so that fan levels stay highWhat do I do?
>>2878826
>>2878848FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO510510985105109851051098
Chairman Rickey's Great Loop Forward ended in disaster.That's what you get for trusting the chinese...
>Hey man uh, Danchou-man, you my neigha right? Can a neigha borrow a TP pot? I'll pay you back in chocolates bro I swear, soon as Valentine's rolls back around Imma get you five large boxes of premium Chocofujins. >What's that? Y-yeah of course it's for a fan run my neigha I don't fuck with none of that loop shit my man, I ain't no crackhead bitch. >C'mon man, I just need one refill man, this time I'll surely hit, I can feel it, just one more run.
>>2878865>Trust me this will lower club requirements SHES A LIAR, SHE HAS LOST THE MANDATE OF HEA/V/EN
>>2878866Yup, I'm in that exact same situation mate
>>2878868It’s simple reallyWe kill the danchou
I'm not out of TP pots...heheh eh....I'm fine...
BRING ME RICKEY
>>2878868Leave and take your fans with you
RICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2878876You'll be back home soon lad (I hope)
>>2878826CAPCOM RUINED MY FAVORITE VIDYA SERIESMH WILL NEVER BE GOOD AGAINI FUCKING HATE "LE WIDER AUDIENCE"
>>2878870he's just like me fr fr
The qi has become ominous...
>Looped the entire 1/2 TP event>Barely did anything, burned through hundreds of UMAs for barely any good results>Now I'm low on TP potsahahahAHAHAHAHAHAI guess I just quit i can't be assed anymore :)
>>2878888parent looping is a marathon not a sprint bro...
WE ARE COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE /HERSE/ TIMES AS THE PEOPLE OF /V/MA RIOT IN THREAD SQUARE
>>2878872>no-one challenged nishino so she whiffed blossom
>>2878888I didn't loop enough, I was burnt out during the first 3 weeks of GL, now I really won't catch up ever
>>2878893KWABshino Flower. If Falco wasn't the KWABOTY 2026, she would be a good runner up
>>2878826/V/MADANCHOU WONT NOTICE ME
Tbh I'm fine
>>2878889And I'm gassing out :)
>>2878872I FUCKING LOVE DIRTERS607958406079584060795840
>>2878883At the moment it's not looking likely, I'm very well settled here
>>2878899Not him, but I'm pretty sure you're fine. Post what you got
>>2878891And we have a live eyewitness on the scene, it’s the famed Air Shakur! Let’s hear her take>Nothing ever happens.Alright back to you Mambo
>ITT:
>>2878895Don't worry bro, I looped through most of GL, did multiple ace runs and still got nothing to show for it!
Im from the daily /v/agabond! Please answer me what are your thoughts?
>>2878826MY SWEEPS NEVER DO ANYTHING IN ROOMSSHE JUST GETS STUCK IN 9TH THE WHOLE RACE EVERY TIMEI STILL CAN'T BUILD ANYTHING BETTERI HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO GET ENOUGH MIDRACE SKILLS ON END CLOSERS BECAUSE MR. COCK BALLS IS THE ONLY VIABLE END CLOSER SSR IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME
>>2878905Hokko is basedFuck feng sui and fuck Shiraoki
Hokko funded terrorist attack right now
>>2878906I looped for a month straight and all I got was this stupid T-shirt
I can't believe it, I am really going to retain Class 6 for the first time in a year :'D
>>2878900NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO660196026601960266019602
>>2878908THE GREAT LEAP FORWARD WAS A MISTAKE, ONLY SEX WILL MAKE THIS BETTER
Why oh why didnt I take the HOKKOpill
Danchou is ERPing in club chat again....
>>2878908>what are your thoughts?head empty
>>2878921Oy Neigher..
The teachings of hokkoism await (You) in Tomakomai!
>>2878908I'M THE NEIGHAAAAAAA
>>2878921not looking good for beemapyoi...
>>2878915Congrats anon!
>>2878908I am going to become a serial killer and start killing people ITT until I get caught
>>2878908You didn't hear it from me but in my club, some of the guys that OD'd on TP also got loopsychosis and had to be sent to the basement...Haven't seen it this bad since the clock incident.
>>2878924What are the core principles of Hokkoism? I'm looking to convert
>>2878916NOROI NOROI543739985437399854373998
>>2878826Why did I make her a late? I have been punished for my hubris and indecisiveness by not just making her an end. It was a foolish decision and I am only upset with myself.
>>2878915Poomp eet.
>>2878937I thought you neighas said smart falcon got powercrept, FUCK YOU
>>2878924tell me how she can beat rickey in the next dirtslop and I'll consider getting her
>>2878924I do not believe in dirt, dirt tracks or dirt umas. They are a myth, like Bigfoot.
>>2878943Anon....dont look at the future CM list.
>>2878940trainer diff
>>2878937>That sole dominatorWell played, I cant match that Falco until after another few days in the hyperbolic time chamber. I’ll be back…
>>2878826I DIDNT GET MACHAN IM SO FUCKING MAD
We should have a dirt + turf track hybrid
>>2878940HOOOOOEEEEH?!
>>2878949We can call it... tirt
>>2878949shut up oguri
>>2878931Everyone told us we needed alarm clocks. What they should have been telling us was to hoard TP refills. This situation is dire with no relief in site
>>2878937ACK I think she failed angling584206175842061758420617
These rooms fucking suck, Fronts fucking suck. You guys are niggers
WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND TP
>>2878945The CM list is a psyop by Big Umadol to make people think that beings like Smart Falcon actually exist and are ready to reap the souls of ordinary, unassuming trainers. I do not believe in the existence of the second Virgo CM, it was made up, falsified, much like this discussion about queens.
>>2878956>Fronts fucking suckHopefully meYes even Falco
>>2878958HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
>>2878956have you tried making better umas
>>2878956malding about the weakest strategy of this cm is really funny
>>2878960This but exclude falco
>>2878963>weakest>wins all the rooms
I'm at 26 TP what the fuck do you mean I can't start a run, what's happening?
>>2878908Wanna know how this ends? With rioting, of course. Smashing up a KFC, hopefully. That's the way it's 'sposed to be. Shoutout to Danchode.
>>2878332Still 15/18. Looks like we've stalled and I doubt more will enter with the half TP event over.I'll give it one more hour then I'll start it.
>>2878967trainer diff
Funny how I always forget how soulless the lobby looks when it's not anniversary time
>>2878955CAM ON YOU DUMB BIRD, WIN SOME FACKIN ROOMS429732934297329342973293
>>2878967That front nigga is just built different. They have 15% winrate on haku
>>2878969>Smashing up a KFCTHEY RAN OUT OF CHICKEN
WE NEED TO STORM THE IMPERIAL PALACE, NOW
>>2878971I bet his win rate would plummet if he swapped to paces, lates or ends.
>>2878956https://files.catbox.moe/hna2p4.opus
HALF TP ISN'T REALDOUBLE REWARDS ISN'T REALMAGIC ISN'T REALDIRT ISN'T REAL
>>2878979I JUST GOT A PROMOTION
>>2878979what the fuck is this
RAPE RICKEY
>>2878979What the fuck is a .opus, what did you make me download you fucking NIGGER
>>2878981SAY IT IN RED
>>2878982kek'd
>>2878982Im fucking dying
>>287898210/10
>>2878986>he downloaded the falcovirus
what's the point of bringing 3 speed if they're never going to be in the same place at the same time
>>28789736/9JOIN FOR ALMOND EYE SEX
Pretty cool concert with how they keep cutting to your trainee training but as usual only 10% of the cast has actual vocals for it. If ever there was a song to give vocals to every Uma this would have been it and I hate that they didn't.
>>2878978I know mine would if I had to make builds I don't have the studs or supports to make.
>>2878989Many are saying this
SMART FALCON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>Fronts are…le weakFront front debuffer is the highest win rate comp for this CM, check Haku if you dont believe me. If you guys brought a dominator of your own you’d have a better chance. It gives you a huge advantage regardless of whether you bring ends/pace/front. But with two well built fronts it’s as good as the rest of them.
RUBY DIDN'T FINISH HER CHAIN AGAIN I HATE THIS BITCH
>>2878996Now I'm definitely not joining.
>>2878994Please tell me, I'm actually worried
My phone's ringtone just changed to Falcon's?!
>>2879002I'm running front double debuff because it's like 2% less winrate for hours of banging my head against a wall saved.
>>2878973DUMB FALCON280901392809013928090139
>>2879008WHAT THE FUCK, I AM FALCON?
>>2879009That sounds pretty good as well. Either way. My whole point is you enter a room and you dont bring a dominator of your own, you’re at a huge disadvantage. Not only is that Falco gigastrong, but shes buffed by dom in rooms where nobody is bringing debuffers. Food for thought
SHES A FUCKING DIRTER WHAT IS HAPPENING
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>2879013HOEH235175202351752023517520
God i want hokko
>>2878986>What the fuck is a .opusa superior lossy audio compresssion format to surpass mp3! i thought it would embed but it didn't for some reason
>>2879019STOP THE COUNT!600926426009264260092642
>>2879029This is paceCHAD country.
>>2879031Summer Taiki is so fuarking strong this race
Consider:
>forgot to switch to manual training>hit 2x due to muscle memoryI will never financially recover from this
Okay but which umas would have a melty in Umachan?
>>2879034I consideredGave her a cheeky, got duped and that was that
>>2879036why the fuck were using using 2x anyway
>>2879037Shakur
I wish I pulled for Taiki
>>2879037TaishinShakurGolshi (theatrical fake melty)
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>>2879036Anon I'm 1.8m points in and I'm barely doing parent loops, what are you 2x for?
Okay but doesn't anyone else find it suspicious that all these renowned dirters are fronts, while turf has a wide variety of monsters?
>>2879037Every single one i feel, imagine how gold city would feel about 5 minutes of browsing /gcg/ - gold city general
>>2879040>>2879047I wanted to see how high the number would go
>>2879044Th-that Seiun was just a placeholder BAKA
>>2879037Meisho doto.
>>2879029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBxQDm8tID0
>>2879029Your newest queen of /v/ma sir.635259806352598063525980
>>2879048Aren't you forgetting a certain granny?
This version of Suzuka is much better.
>>2879049Incorrect she'd get aroused and try to ask trainer for some relief but he's too fucking stupid so she just has to try and hold it in.
>>2879056No
>>2878982KEK
>>2879052Definitely would make the most>”Im gonna quit nothing is working out for me I just mess everything up..” type KWABposts imaginable
>>2879053>got a smart falcon adWhat the FUCK
>>2879058Yes.
>>2879057I should write this
>Have to try to get something out of a third ace tonight, plus try to revisit one or both of my othersFuck man, this is so frustrating.
>>2879061LOL
>>2878914>>2878906Are you guys me?
>>2879061>Beautiful Goat BathingStop watching porn, Mohammed.
>>2879061>Beautiful Goat bathingNeigha wut?
>>2878979I don't have to worry about these zoomer ass file formats. VLC opened it as usual. Thank you VLC
>>2879070>>2879071Washed GOAT... get it?
>>2879054BASED emperor838694368386943683869436Ill do 3 more, I wanna play the game now. Join neighas who haven't joined!
>>2879073Zuma...
>>2879070>>2879071>he doesn't wanna see the GOAT washing.
>>2879037taishin makes poorly translated seethe posts on /vg/ because it's the only place she can talk about her shitty gaijin fps
Which uma has the worst thread in /URA/
>>2879080Rice's thread is just the sharty
>>2879080fart smalcon
>>2879037Your oshi.
>>2879043Golshi would bait others into having melties.
>>2879037Falco
>>2879080/machan/ keeps raiding all the other threads and spamming pictures of her, they're obnoxious
>>2879077God I want Palmer to bully me.
>>2879080
>>2879065I know that feel.Basically Im gonna give each one one more day. I just finished number 3, now two more to go. Got four more days of borrows before finals so will do half and half, might make an extra parent for my final ace so I can do borrowless runs but I got no fucking TP refills so that’s probably pointless because Im NOT spending carats on this shit
this is the angriest I've ever seen this threada true chinese mandate is not complete without a brutal execution...
>>2879080Furioso, and that's mainly because it's shilling /NAU/ all the time.
>>2879077These might just be the only fronts I can accept and care about.
>>2879075I CANNOT STOP KNEELING892804958928049589280495
I think silence suzuka should be flatter and eviler
>>2879095A HERO RISES!!!!!!
>>2879086>that stupid WHOREren bots her views it’s completely obvious to amhone with eyes and also: SHE’S NOT THAT CUTE!!
>>2879088Pama could never bully you.
I think Silence Suzuka should get a microbikini alt
>>2879095that silent letter proc when she was already breaking away made me cum
>>2879095Whoa, I can't believe Ayabe won! What an upset.
>>2879095BEAT THAT FRAUD
>>2879095KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2879102>machan trainers are quickshotsdamnyou will never be able to satisfy her...
>>2879109teiobro btw
>>2879095
>>2879080Daiwa Scarlet would be AI generated gooner central, with the occassional “just join open post”. All auto gooners would be in agreement as they dont have energy to make aces due to coommaxxing
>>2879095THE SAVIOR HAS COME YUP YUP
>>2879095BACK TO THE PIT683890166838901668389016Last one, gonna play the game now. Danchou will be mad im flatlining.
>>2879120>groova BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2879116Nah, /scarlet/ is an insecure shitfest where they are numberfags about /vodka/s PPM
>>2878826GL rngit SUCKS
What are your uma musume related thoughts about this?
>>2879131This looks like AI slop
>>2878332Last call for the stakes reenactment.
>>2879133This, these clips look exactly like those fake AI GTA videos
>>2879131This is the most unnatural backflip I've ever seen
>>2879131Curren bought this game for toreina san
>>2879131i dont see the issue
>>2879131This game will shatter records and make billions
>>2879131Not buying the game.Someone post the chuddah trainer Pic.
>>2879131Legitimately what is the appeal of GTA>Dood you can kill peopleSo can you in every other open world game
>>2879131This looks like fake slop since no way GTA V's quality is still a lot better than this
>>28791206/9Can I get one more neigha pls? I wanna do my borrows and draw rickey titties
>>2879144If you ever played San Andreas as a kid it's pretty much the same appeal, not so much for grown ups but it's fun for the kids/teens
>>2879148The second I try to join it's full
>>2879090It's frustrating since i know a lot of people here are already deep into cm19 prep and i haven't even thought about that yet.Much less figured how the fuck I'm supposed to get stamina.
>>2879120Thanks, back to the mihonium and frill mines. Hope you boys had >fun
Cm room63570262
>>2879157>instafilledSomeone will PAY for this
>Hey /v/, I'm gonna go grab some parfait from the daily shop, you want anything?
What's the secret sauce for making a good backliner for cm19?
>>2879167Lemie get uhhhhhhhh dirt shoesAnd a Mile Cup sash
>>2879167Are there any Special Week star pieces?
>>2879167I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>2879157R-Results?
>>2879170festive miracle :)
>>2879180Oguri ate the results. She also ate the podium.
>Come home from a long day in the wage cage>942 posts to read through.What the hell happened today
>>2879185Funposting and a small riot, what a great thread
>>2879185Falcon won!
>>2879185Our Chariman's Great Loop Forward claimed many casualties today...
My Nishino got robbed, you know who I'm talking to
>>2879185On that day, Umankind received a grim reminder.
No more rooms?
>>2878332Starting soon!
>>2879152Find a stamina borrow that still has mile sparks and whites you want. Asides from that, hit stamina during summer and get lucky with shop gibs. The more speed + wit rainbows, the more stamina you can buy essentially. inheriting stam from parents helps a lot though
>>2879198I could post one, but I'm not in the mood to be depressed how bad my cm18 team is gonna be.
>>2879200CM19 anon, not the current one. CM19 is medium hell.I don't even want to think about if a long cm happens during this scenario.
>>2879195It can't be helped.
>>2879204You're not going to like this...It has roughly the same stam requirements as both medium CMs thanks to the giant downhill.
>>2879157No results?No more rooms?
I can host rooms but you're not getting results, get over it
>>2879210Wuv to hear that
>>2879212Gay, but okay.
>>2879210Oh boy, time to completely suffer.And pray I start getting good stamina sparks.
>>2879167>Yeah I was just reading about how the uh…the runaway girls are coming to town>Uh who are they? Who’s the runaway girls?>Uhh oh it just says here — it just says here that the runaway girls are coming to town and look — and by the looks of it, it’s like super soon, it’s like really soon>Wh-wh-who are the runaway girls? I dont know who they are? Like the runaway skill?>What? Nah Dude, im just— look Im just telling you what Im reading here, man. That’s all I know. You know as much as I know. Im just reading off this thing, it says “The runaway girls are coming to town really soon”>Okay?>Like ASAP>I just dont know what that means. I dont know what that is
Should I keep trying to go for a super high roll with 2 speed on a 0 speed growth uma, or just concede to 3 speed already? I have about a 40% chance to get turf S and mile S from my parents but it sucks to get them both but then only have speed at just over 1300
>medium CM means I have an excuse to run stam palmer on my Bourbonseeya later virgins
>>287833215 aces and 3 mobs enter the starting gates. Will Mayano recreate the same upset magic as she did a year ago?
>>2879220you have like a 1/100 chance of a 2 speed highroll hitting, and thats AFTER you dont fail junior year or missing the +SP songs later either. You're better off doing something more consistent.
>>2879204Oh well then you pick a character with an innate heal, bring super creek, freebie biwa, Vodka power whatever you need to cope. But stam parents will be doubly valuable then
>>2879226FOREVER AND ALWAYS THE GOAT
>>2879226Digitan peeking over the gate always makes me smile
>>2879220Unless you have 20% speed growth dont bother, and even then that sounds painful. Three speed is so much more consistent
>>2879217best spark setup for the arima kinen statline is 9 power 9 stamina so just borrow for the stamina blues
>>2879226>That front battleHOOOOOOOOOOLY KINO
>>2879226>My uma did terriblyWow, just like old times!
>>2879226WHAT A FUCKING UPSET
>>2879226Jumbo Geniessenbros....
EI EI MUN!
>>2879226>the soul won againIts enough to make a man cry
>30 tp per runI HATE THIS FUCKIN SHIT!
>>2878332>>2879226Bourbon has a solid lead going into the final straight after winning a grueling front duel against Suzuka, but Xog was closing in quick...But Matikanetannhauser was faster, and she did it from further back! Who said lates couldn't win a stakes race? Congratulations, and thanks for joining! Extra pics to come in a bit.I'm thinking about doing this for each zodiac CM but I shudder to think about the CM2 track in this scenario.
>>2879253Oh yeah, this shit is fucking peak
>>2879253>spoilerPlease do, its JUST like URA back then!
>>2879253Our HEROESAnd Oguri
>>2879253don't
>>2879253>*sips*Ahhhhh. Just like the old days
Can i just throw in my dirtslop aces into the next CM if they don't have any dirt specific skills?
>>2879253Once again, the SOUL of /v/ma is safe from the metafag menace, all thanks to mambo
>>2879253The more things changeThe more they stay the same.
>>2879267What a great race man, i remember spectating cuz i was too shit to join
>>2879253>those statstokyocasino...
When will /v/ma stop bullying Falco?
/v/ma won
>>2879273Personally I will never stop. I may hate Curren more but she is my worst enemy.
No
>>2879273you’ll get your respect when you earn some damn FANS
>>2879273Falco is quite literally one of the most popular umas /here/ its just easy to make fun of her
>>2879273There's a very big possibility she wins the next stakes.
>>2879273A better question is which uma is going to be the KWABOTY 2027
>>2879253>>2878332Overhead: https://litter.catbox.moe/8755kqsbgnmc2a8o.pngEarly Corner: https://litter.catbox.moe/6egscsh8xduhsoh2.pngTickezo Backshot: https://litter.catbox.moe/uil7q3v6oxv68hjp.pngBourbon Frontshot since the camera was glued to her: https://litter.catbox.moe/g2q4ihx0mhcbd1x7.pngFinal Stretch: https://litter.catbox.moe/goe94ygyl5v89s1p.png
NWA - Neighas with attitude
>>2879288https://files.catbox.moe/mgga6y.png
The winner of the next stakes?ENTER>taikibounceslop.webm
>>2879290Hey asshole, don't show off my wife's ass
>>2879288This is the only time I will ask for Oy Neigh to interfere. Bring the unfair bullshit strategy.
Good thread. I will now go watch Jurassic Park…TWO!
>>2879261Update: My reheated dirt Shichi is winning early test races even against Xoggy.
>>2879300Dont worry that little birdie wont run so good when she cant bring her dominator friend. If there’s one thing you can count on its for Falco to job. She’s the Taishin of front runners
>>2879305SICK, lemme see her
>>2879306Well the thing is, that falco straight up doesn't lose front wars. So I'd be worried for brocking.
>>2879319That’s not actually true, but It’s also not the front war she’ll have to contend with. No dominator means paces will be on her ass, which tend to do quite well in these giant rooms. That Falco is not unbeatable by any means, this is anyone’s game. No offense to the Falco trainer as she’s about as perfect as they can get, but the competition is strong this time, and we havent even seen everyone’s best/final aces yet. It’s gonna be a good one no doubt
>>2879300Why would we interfere with the Nigekiri Sisters agenda?>confusion.jpg
>>2879330I saw that stupid ass strong Suzuka don't lie to me.
I WAS GOING TO POST DIGITAN BUT WE'RE AT BUMP LIMITAHHHHHH DIGITAN IS SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE HER
>>2879335shuuuukiiii
>>2879333Unless something changed in the last day or two, last I saw danchou's running a regular non-runaway Suzu this CM. I don't think that would necessarily cockblock Falco like back in Aquarius
>>2879335Bread soonish, just take a 15 minute nap
>>2879289The queen of bums herself of courseThe only triple fumble in /v/ma history in 6 days time
>>2879312https://files.catbox.moe/hbtec4.pngOther than downhill speedster she pretty much has everything she needs.
>>2879300First, if Falcon wins, that's one more step towards a Nigekiri Sisters reign.Second, I'll bring my Seiun Sky, so Falcon won't be getting that win for free.https://files.catbox.moe/f9sati.jpg
>>2879335I fucking wuv Digitan so much and I hope I get a 3rd Ms Victoria from her this CM
>>2879335Bake a new bread
Who would be the most kino queen elect?
>>2879346Well personally, she's just my mortal enemy and the day she wins is the day I die for good.
>>2879356She's cute. And round. I've been hunting birds since the old days, but I think Falco is great.https://files.catbox.moe/4vd36v.png
>>2879366I can't and won't forgive her for Cancer. Those terrible days are still etched upon my soul.
>>2879355Someone completely unexpected
>>2879382>>2879382>>2879382I LOVE DIGITAN
>>2879384Too nsfw, do better next time
