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>>2881301
Done!
>>2881302OUR FUARKING HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!...... and ___________ is there too I guess
Windy!
>>2881302NIGEKIRI>NIGEKIRINIGEKIRE>NIGEKIRE
>>2881311Bourbon.
>>2881302Are those.... fronts?....AAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE MY SPEECH IS SEETHING AND MY DICK IS THROBBING
Now that we have a fresh bread.More rooms?
Imagine playing on a phone without split screen
retarded nigger janny
>>2881322WIDE spe.
>>2881322/v/mapyoi danchou...
>>2881322I can't believe those retards still haven't fixed this bug
>>2881322I think her mom needs to cut off the carrot supply again
>>2881322Holy shit she's fatter than ever
>>2881322aSPEct Raidou
>>2881322THE WEIGHT OF THE FRANCHISE
>>2881322HOLY FAT FUCK
>Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this uma and everything, but I think this girl is a lost cause, she's obviously made up her mind, why don't we just cut our losses and glue the career.
I LOVE FRONTERS I LOVE FRONTERS
>Feel no confidence in my teamI really hope I can at least hit A finals. Just looking at unas posted here tells me winning it is unlikely.>>2881304>>2881314>>2881307Well i feel silly. I assumed that was a practice room format, not just a trio set up.
>>2881321Id be down but im wagecuckin it so I can't host
>>2881353Hey but now you know!
>>2881322Imagine spe sitting on your face.
>>2881360
>>2881317>even with her homies fujin is stuck wagingHoly shit man, poor girl.
>>2881309Congrats anon!
>>2881353>Just looking at unas posted here tells me winning it is unlikely.CMs are weaker than the rooms here. You'll be surprised how easy it's going to be comparatively.
>>2881370She enjoys the wagie life
>>2881370We love our wagie here
>>2881373Yeah I don't think it's gonna be hard, I expect clankers.
>>2881353>Just looking at unas posted here tells me winning it is unlikelyAlways believe in your uma musume, anon. If you don't believe in them, who will?
>>2881373>surprised how easy it's going to be comparativelyNot really true, depends on your luck. I always get gigametaniggers in finals
*beheads you*
>ryan has an event for winning the triple crownMore umas ought to have something for winning a series.
>>2881388What the fuck was her problem?
>>2881386>I always get gigametaniggers in finalsFinals are a different thing altogether. But getting into the a finals is easy if you went through the /v/ma room gauntlet.
>>2881388*slashes you in the back*
>>2881394Imagine if your coworker/boyfriend hybrid abandoned you a day before the biggest day of your career.
>>2881400I didn't, I was way too late to this CM for some reason. Still want to make the wife stronger
>>2881403I want to swing her by the arms and throw her into the pool.
>>2881346HAVING FUN AT TAZUNALANDHAVING FUN AT TAZUNALAND HAVING FUN AT TAZUNAAAAALAAAND
>>2881388Awww, you're sweet>>2881403HELLO?! AKIKAWA SAVE MEEEEE
>[Conceptualization] Easy - Success: The image depicts a drawing of a young woman with enlarged buttocks faced towards the viewer with the words "Is Coffee good for you?" attached next to it. This question is structural nonsense, and yet is delivered with such intense confidence that you can infer the absolute intent behind the anonymous masturbator who posted the image.
Am I missing any must pull fronter cards?
>6 hours 22 minutes until CMCan we begin already?
>>2881434Where's cat mayano?
>>2881420>The thought makes you angry, the question is clearly not the focus or intention of the post. It is a time-wasting question, and the fact that it succeeded in wasting your time makes you *really* angry. Reply to him. Now. Call him a fucking nigger.
Is Coffee good for you?
>>2881444FUCKING NIGGER
>>2881442Whoops forgor her, she's a must pull oshi pick without considering how meta she is
>>2881434Almond Eye and Rhein Kraft (mile)
>>2881420>This is completely unacceptable. Tell him to get the fuck out of your board with his low quality coomer nonsense. If the janitors won't do their job for free, you will
>>2881444>>>/v/
Ok, new thread and hoping for aome perspective.Right one is my current tentative ace and I know of a couple of her issues, nanely the wit and stamina, but I'm not sure if her skillset is the better of the two.Left I scraped up last night and while wit is better, speed is a lot lower (though I hear it's not as huge at these levels?).I feel like left has a worse skillset, but I'd like some opinions on which people would run themselves. I have a bit of time today to do a few more runs, but ideally I need to try for a better Spe first.>>2881385I have all the confidence in my girls. It's the trainer doing his job that's suspect.
>>2881434You're missing a lot of generalist cards actually
>>2881444umass
>>2880736Instead of remaking Seiun or Taiki, I ended up doing Machan's career for the first time.Can she reasonably replace Taiki, or is she too much of a skill-let/powerlet?
>>2881470Actually looks quite decent
hello. Danchou here. I don't really have the drive to do this anymore, der/v/'s ownership will be passed on to the officer and this will be the last stakes I'll host, it's been a fun ride
>>2881479Is this bait?
>>2881479Fuck I hoped the /v/ma retard would quit not you
>>2881479I hope this is bait
>>2881461I added Rudolf's and Still's cards but other than that and AI's I thought those were all of the generalist cards.
Is Kitasan Blanco gonna be meta? I want to save for Helios
>>2881479Please be real. Any other host's still better than a host using an autotrained uma.
>>2881479DANCHOUTRON HAS FALLENI, STARSCREAM AM NOW YOUR LEADERDER/v/CEPTICONS FOLLOW ME
Hello everyone Barack Obama here. Let me be clear; Sakura Bakushin O is my favorite umamusume.
>>2881501Isn't Kitasan Blanco Xoguri 2: Electric Boogaloo?
>the club chatIs it actually over?
>>2881514post it
>>2881501The age of fronts is over
>>2881501she's a pretty good medium front. she'll be medium front/pace parent after getting powercrept.
>>2881523and yet they will still win
>stakes recorder quits>stakes hoster quitsWe might as well cancer the stakes now, it will never be the same without them
>>2881459Take it with a grain of salt, but probably right just for the stats? I don't think 1400 speed on a Pace is going to cut it unfortunately: also, my own Pearl at 530 Stam+single circle standard distance survives but doesn't full spurt if deboofers are in the room. I really am unsure about I Wanna Win with You, I think you would be better off buying See Ya Later. Unstoppable is also pretty important for midrace in my opinion.
>>2881531Be the change you want to see
RIP Danchou
now is OUR time for a powergrab
Post the club chat already faggots or this is all a Larp
Why not give the danchou title to der/v/'s top contributor?
it's not real btw he didn't attach a drawfag
This is their danchou and it does look like he pretty much stopped playing so I think it might be real
So, with this, can we actually change the stakes rules now to out of 3 wins? 2 wins is just too short, and we often get a 3rd lobby because of 2 hosts unable to sync the results, and even on competitive tournas it's always best out of 3
If the /v/ictory stakes are gone then I'm gone too
>clanker parents usually hit SS easily>other trainees just stuck at S+ only for some reason
I'm in the Discord and shit is WILD right now
>>2881572That's his usual graph tho
>>2881573No
>>2881581Is there a /v/ma discord? Can we make one to hang out with all our /bwos/?
Teiobro btw
>>2881587Yeah but after auto he actually did start spamming a lot of runs and now he's back to flatlining. idk though I'm not in der/v/ so I can't say anything.Nobody in der/v/ said it isn't real yet either so I'm guessing it probably is
>>2881593No and No
There is literally nothing wrong with Falco winning the Stakes
I'm more interested to how many of you neighas would follow suit if that turns out to be real. I remember some, if not most, of you were saying that this place has no meaning if the stakes host is kill or ever quit the game.
>Need to loop to make good parents to compete>If I loop I use all my TP and can't do ace runsWhat am I supposed to do
not looking good?
>>2881612>t.umassad agent
>>28816183 queens, one princess, and f*lco
>>2881616like 75% of your TP should be spent doing parent loops, and then the rest on Aces like a few days before the CM starts
Is it really that easy to derail the thread
>>2881616Use the carats you earn from looping to fund your TP refills
>>2881629Boredom hours while we wait for the CM to start
>>2881627I don't have the luck stat to get aces done in a few days.
sensei
>>2881600it's not
>>2881615>leaving a thread because of an individualPlease this can't be real
>>2881638Its shitposting hours, neighas are BORED
>>2881630This shit was only viable with double rewards man, it really wasn't all that common that I saw looped runs bring back 10 carats. Sure, run more races, but then it's a lower rating with a lower chance at actually bringing in a decent amount of whites.
>>2881638>leaving a thread because of an individualPeople will probably come back once /v/ma danchou leaves
Total thread der/v/ broken
A man tried to top the greatsThis is what happened to his colon
I'm sure this is all a der/v/ ploy, don't believe their lies
>>2881651/v/mabroken
Can we stop with this extremely retarded tangent.Talk about the fucking game
>>2881604but... how am i supposed to make friends with my fellow thread posters and clubmates then?
>>2881677You're right.Which umas would ACTUALLY play uma
>>2881634I stopped reading the story after Vol F. Did anything worthwhile happen?
>Rookie year>Four turns left and I need 27 Vo to get to 10% training bonus>Turn 1: No Vo training, no Light Hello>Turn 2: No Vo training, no Light Hello>Turn 3: Vo training with 7 points and no light Hello, so I race>Turn 4: Vo training with 12 points and no Light HelloNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER WHORE WHORE WHORE
>>2881682Chrono actually plays an uma-like game in her career.
>>2881682
>>2881651He's not gonna fuck you. It's time to let go.
>>2881493You dont need wit rudolf iirc and you're missing yayoi. Ill write up a more detailed post on what I think you need
>>2881694That's another guy who hates the /v/ma doxxer not me
I love her
>>2881699Schizo groupie pussy must be crazy.
>>2881697Someone awhile back said that Yayoi was a skip but that was contentious.
>>2881690And now it's four songs before first summer and no SP song. This run is glue, but if I glue it that's 30 TP down the fucking drain. God I hate this scenario so much it's unreal.
>>2881703She's so selfish, I love her so much.
>>2881532Ah, so bluntly put, it's entirely a wash.Wonderful.
I miss being able to do runs regularly....
>>2881688no it actually got actively worseremember that whole part about kuzunoha? that sensei was looking for her and suchyeah they just fucking dropped that oit of nowhere, among many other things, just to appeal to abydosfags
>>2881710Oh and now the dumb nigger CB didn't give me corner recov fuck this game I'm going to go play strip mahjong.
>>2881682Which umas would train themselves?
>>2881720Imagine playing strip mahjong with umas
>>2881703I still tear up a bit when i think about her career. Might lead to some awkward moment(s) at work, but i'll cross that bridge when i get there
>>2881731No, all these dumb bitches can fuck off and kill themselves. I'll be with ningen bitches.
>>2881728Machan
>>2881731>stripping naked in front of Sirius, Gimlet, and FestaMuh
>>2881688No, they're just printing money with fan service because that's all the game has going for it after all the talented people they've lost over the years.
Actual nigger game nigger scenario fuck this shit.
>>2881720
Change of plans I'm going solo Machan and getting her Ms VictoriaI will not let her be forgotten
Anyone who enjoys this scenario is a masochist.
>>2881720>dumb nigger CBCool Beauty is an end closer, not a niger.
>>2881751Maybe she shouldn't act like a nigger then.
>>2881740After that project RX thing or whatever, right? >>2881718Oh yeah, thats mid lmao, think i'll uninstall laterUhh... Umamusume: Pretty DerbyIs it worth making Suzuka a Runaway if i wamt to make her into an Ace, or do i keep her as a front? My current team is Nano~, Machan, and Suzie
>>2881757Normal Suzuka is more consistent, but runaway Suzuka can steal races if she hits angling + unrestrained. So it depends on how much you want to gamble.
Just as a reminder, the Big Slutty Summer is tomorrow. I know it's a big thing to ask for runs with the CM soon, but it'd be nice if you could join.
Which torena are you?
>>2881761A runaway wont screw over my other front, right? Might as well have some fun. She would need like 700 stam, right?
>>2881767you guys need to figure out better scheduling for these races
I love my oshi, simple as
>>2881772Second panel, middle.
>>2881773Machan workable from 2nd position so she's fine. Idk about who nano is tho
>>2881772Leftmost on the bottom
>>2881779It's insane that Brian can't hide her figure.
>>2881772I get everyone but middle right, who's trainer is that?
>>2881772Why is torena The Thing?Also kek at Windy's.
>>2881789Windy's
>>2881772>Digitan, Creeku, ???>???, Sirius, ???>???, Rudolf, Windy
>>2881767Sorry I'm addicted to looping now. That said I could have joined if I'd gotten any usable sparks at all in the past week, but as is I'm behind schedule.
>>2881794Should windy on the bottom right? Why her trainer is glowie?
>>2881794That's bottom right. I'm talking about the glowing nigga in the parka
>>2881789>>2881791He's a glowie, so Tachyon. Who's the drained nigga and the one with the rose?
>>2881772Agnes Digitan, Super Creek, ??????, Sirius Symboli, Agnes TachyonSpy from TF2???, Tokai Teio, Shinko Windy
>>2881808Yes
>>2881808>>2881811How is Tachyon's torena The Thing?
You are offered a bowl of ramen, do you accept?>yes>yes
>>2881767I got my aces ready, I'll be joining all races!
>>2881820>hey trainer, i got a new drug for you to test>turn into a glowie and the thingpretty simple if you ask me
>>2881772middle left
>>2881824>no hair netsAnd thats a good thing, i accept
What's that? Two nigger runs in a row without getting the SP song before the first summer? Why yes, I do like having my balls dragged through glass.
>>2881824Only if I get it from Fine, she would put extra care into it.Something tells me I would be picking more hairs than noodles out of Jordummy's ramen.
Man...I really miss 1/2 TP
>>2881824combined 120iq
>>2881824God I miss non-instant ramen. I can still get it but it got way too expensive a while ago.
>>2881840Most of it is coming from NTR too
I miss double rewards more than anything
>>2881772Am i right to assume that 2nd row 1st column is Laureltore?
>>2881773600-650 stamina. In short distances like these, runaways DO screw over other fronts if they steal angling and end up losing.Sometimes your regular front will overtake her and win, but a shorter track means your regular front has less time to catch up to the runaway. In fact, it's one of the reasons runaway boosters have such a poor winrate this CM,so front mains run a single debuffer instead.
>is only good at sprints (because you just run fast)>only knows how to run front (because you just run fast)>will not run on dirt (doesn't let you run as fast as turf)Is there a more based uma than Calstone Light O?
>>2881851That man could be the trainer of so many Umas, we'll never know
A story
>>2881859in three
day of the rope soon flatlinersit's a different world now
>>2881459Take the right for sure, but its missing some important skills
>>2881863pictures
>>2881866Never, ever bwo
Look alive, men.
>please give me (You)s please please please
FINALLY A REAL SPARKYes I know it's not exactly great but I can finally start looping a front lineage without relying on borrows.
>>2881824No, too many calories
>>2881505Hits a bit different after Peter Cullen passed away yesterday.
>>2881892ah, so that's the third to top off this one, I haven't seen it yetremember folks it's always in groups of 3
>Gentildonna>Gentil = Gentle>Donna = Woman>Gentle WomanI see! I have discovered something!
>>2881902Festa, Tsuru, _____?
>>2881904Anon-Sama....
>CB's first chain on the very first turn of the run>Never appears againThis should never fucking happen.
>>2881907On September 28th, one will die...
>>2881904Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
>>2881911How are some of you guys so fucking unlucky. This shit rarely happens to me
>>2881931Well you see I think it's because this dumb nigger game decides I need this randomly on my End run when it could just be a CB or Ruby event. But like it does it multiple times over.
>Failed 2% rainbow training pre-debutAnd that is glued run number 3!
>>2881748big if true
>>2881772Falco, Creek, Any ballroom traineeOguri (all food budget goes to her), sirius, I can only assume Still In LoveSeiun, Teio, Windy
>>2881931>This shit rarely happens to meI genuinely don't believe you. I've had maybe 5 runs where all 5 SSRs finished their chains. Someone always fucks off.
https://x.com/Knew_nothing_/status/2093317759954481219OOOOOH HO HO HO HO!
>>2881939>xoggerdeserved>b-but i use end kinoshut up, the day of the diet is coming
goddamn these longs are a nail biter, she must've ate like 10 of my clocks by now
>>2881960I thought left was laurel because he got wrung up to dry...
>>2881869Yeah, I'm gonna try to run it back again, just not sure if i wanna try the deck I used for right again and hope I just lowballed wit.I'd probably swap Sweep for FM and take Taiki for a borrow though.
>>2881968Oguri is my wife I don't give a shit what you think about it.
>>2881975>4 speedu wot m8. Also take off king instead and buy power song.
>twitterwebviewer dead as wellfug
>>2881975Please drop king. 3 speed is more than enough, run fine motion instead, if you dont have her, wit fuku or wit daiwa
when is this nigger game going to let me use clocks again?
>>2881999You can always use it anytime on MANT.
>>2881969>Rivals: Rice Shower, Mejiro McQueen, Super Creek, Mejiro Bright, Symboli RudolfLiterally no counterplay
I don't wanna make debuffers manually but they really need to fix the event chain thing, it's clearly bugged, I literally only want Keen Eye man
>>2882016There is one, but /v/ma HATES it
Anyone have case sensitive folders set up to play JP through DMM and Global on stream without having to fuck around with folders every time? Guide I followed seemed simple enough but when I enter the command power shell tells me what the command does, but doesn’t actually do it.
Why did Suzuka crawl under the gate
>>2881969third place or better is baby mode you got soft hands
>>2882033
Okay but nobody actually waifus https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters , right? I mean what is there to waifu?
>>2882048nice
>>2882033I'm sorry to say this, but i can't unsee the turf around suzu's butt in the see-though looking like a brap cloud
>>2881967First time I actually see them put on the voice irl, at most I saw gaming clips where they act as a character, don't think they do it much in Pakalive
>>2882048>Rose KingdomBut she's so COOL and breathtaking
which of these is better for the cm? I can't seem to get both power and wit at a good spot at once
>>2882048
>>2882048>Mejiro ryanSo true.
>>2882048WRONG KISEKI NIGGA
>>2882048>DorijaI always knew we had something special going on.
>>2882071Uhhh...anon....where is your PP?
>>2881878Are there Cowboys in California or is it only Kentucky and Texas?
>>2882083Hopefully in his pants
>>2882083bwo...
>>2882048>Dream JourneyHot... but haha I'm in danger
>>2882090Well he needs it on his Bourbon too
>>2882071Right has better skills but wit is more important for fronts. Tough call.
>>2882081>h*ndholding fingers intertwinedAnon you sick fuck! MODS!
>>2882083ask him to show you his d*ck, why don't you
>>2882086There are cowboys basically everywhere that's rural.
>>2882086California was part of the Spanish US (where cowboys come from) so they should be
>>2882086CA has a lot of farmland once you get away from the coast
>>2882103God damn this image is garbage and can barely be read, my bad
>>2882103Wait Canada has cowboys?
idea: Samurai coded umas called the Tsujigiri Sisters. Other than Grass which umas would fit the bill?
>>2882048>DurandalI like this dog.
>>2882112This one >>2881388
>>2882112There's No Reason we need any more samurai themed umas
>>2882081>Those fingernails
>>2882112No ReasonThat ninja newma from the newest batchMuteki? Maybe Bamboo? Creek but only her ninja alt
>>2882110Canada is just America but they sound funny and use the metric system (gay)
>>2882125Canada is just India now
>>2881394>What the fuck was her problem?Philosophical disagreement.
>>2882103Imagine if the US had remained like this instead of them slowly buying them all. What a strange world that would've been
>>2882083the front lineage is still a work in progress, kitasan clutches it pretty tight and refuses to share >>2882097well for what its worth right!bourbon is somehow able to win a few times in scrims. I might reroll her a few more times, what's the secret to getting both her power and wit stats right? get power gain songs first or wit? blue sparks are on stam/power.
>In order to make a good front you need to give her BOTH PP and DDI don't think Tazuna approves of this
>>2882134World history changes dramatically in general if US history was different
>>2882134we'd have an open strait of hormuz
Nsfw Spe-chan drawing transferred. Tried to make her butt a little biggerhttps://litter.catbox.moe/69t7ahffcsqgid2y.jpg
>>2882159Cute butt
>>2881981I DID buy power songs. But yeah, forgot about King. I'd replace her over Sweep if i tried 1 wit again.>>28819973 speed winds up at about 1400ish speed, if I'm lucky. She's only 10% speed but 20% wit and it's enough of a fight for stamina and power.
LA LALA LA LALA GOORU WA SPOTTU LIGHTLA LALA LA LALA I AM THE HEROINELA LALA LA LALA KIMI O CHOUDAIPLEASE GAZE ON MEKIITTO HAJIMARU FANTASTIC TIME
>>2882110there's a big rodeo event up there every year
Could anyone recommend songs similar to, for example, Pink Floyd's Crazy Diamond that's very long but also isn't just 2 words and a riff every 10 minutes? I found I like it a lot for playing Uma, it's calming but also keeps my mind busy. I know, I sound like a music newfag, bear with me
>>2882048>https://umamusu.wiki/Still_in_Love#tabber-Race%20OutfitI don't think its true but personally I don't like her
>>2882110They're not really the same thing but you had those fur trader/ hunters in the hinterlands of colonial canada
>>28821702112
>>2882159wuv me some bigger sluttier spe
>>2882170Luv(sic) Hexalogy
>>2882119I swear I'm just a regular moid, please don't hurt me Mejiro DoTERF
>>2882168What's it called?
>>2882139>what's the secret to getting both her power and wit stats right?I wish I knew. Maybe it's just getting lucky with tokens so you get all the pow and wit boosters before the last year. Anyway I think you should prioritize wit over power, you need every second of pace up you can get and of course you want to carry the downhill mode speed into late race.>>2882159I want to squish that tit. The left ear is really fat. Maybe it's just me but the small ponytail and braid close to it look like a tiny dragon eating her hair.>>2882166Does anyone actually like that song? The outfits are sexo but the song is mediocre at best.>>2882170https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVnUVD87YWsAll the Phant albums really.
>>2882170Why not just listen to full albums?
GIVE BACK HALF TP
CUTE
>>2882133>It is the duty of philosophy to destroy the gaslights that had their origin in banner snacking, whatever darling oshis and valued CM aces may be bricked by its explanations.
>>2882235Concert?
>>2882241https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/wds3rd/
>>2882206calgary stampedealberta is kinda cold texas, it's an odd place
>>2882235I think teio should be pregnant
>>2882170I love this album so I hope you love it too.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lP-_Z0JK7PQn65WdXHW2gyRGXliadjCgg
>>2882241It's from an old concert, they reposted it for the 5th anniversary. But that art is very cute
>>2882261This pic is very related to my job.
>>2881388I didn't know Ryoma had a daughter in Umamusume
>try to make a comfy jig to pass the time until CM starts>Failed to create room. JSON.parse: unexpected character at line 1 column 1 of the JSON dataFuck.
>>2882277I can try for you, give me your pic.
Bros, I just finished 3 KingdomsWhat kino am I supposed to watch now?
>>2882294legend of the galactic heroesthe original not the shitmake
>>2882253yeah, with me
>>288229412 Angry MenPing PongJurassic ParkTop GunGundam
>>2882294Hidamari Sketch
>>2882288https://cdn.donmai.us/original/64/9f/__agnes_digital_mejiro_palmer_meisho_doto_daitaku_helios_and_shinko_windy_umamusume_drawn_by_inaho_soji__649f3ab601bd78d5bbd39ee720d3ab7b.jpgMost likely a site issue so it probably won't work for you either, but doesn't hurt to try.
>>2882294Yellowstone.
>>2882303>same errorYeah, it's a site issue. RIP Jig.
>>2882303cute lesbians
>>2882303You need to remove Windy for it to work
>there's an entire genre of putting umas in Palmer's costumeMAMA I'M COMING HOOOOOOOOME
>>2882306What happened to her tits?
>>2882048I for one like Japanese comedy
>>2882313Holy cow!
>>2882313Something for the neigha lovers.
>>2882313We have our very own dangerous beast outfit
>>2882323Best Dorm mother
>>2882323Does anyone know anything about Amazon's personality or do they like drawing her because she's delicious Choco-American?
>>2882342Maybe you should play her career
>>2882342she's a mother, in a non schizo creek way
>>2882334Nobody says this
>>2882344Sure. IF I HAD HER.
>>2882342She's your big sister (brown)
>>2882348Everyone is saying it
>>2882353Personally, I am not saying it
>>2882342She's very competitive, loves taking care of people and cooking for them, has terrible grades and wants (You) to improve yourself
>>2882313What's the tag?
>>2882342She's Windy's tard wrangler and an excellent chef.Kinda has a Vodka/Scarlet relationship with Brian.
>>2882357Mejiro_Palmer_(Moonlit_Devil)_(umamusume)
>get hot springs ticket with Fimo for the second timeSomeone stop this Irish ohimba from taking me away from my oshi
>>2882355>Fuji posters are jealous Many such cases
>>2882170>that's very long but also isn't just 2 words and a riff every 10 minutes?Handel's Messiah.
>>2882342She's just bestest onee-san with a lot of gumption, the kind you'd need in order to stand up to Brian as a rival. Also a great cook and a bit of a boomer.
Knowing that I'm stuck not looping is so painful. I will open the game in an hour and I will not have a finished career waiting for me.This is hell
Why isn't there any wifeazon content?
>>2882373Japanese men are scared of brown women
>>2882313Not even newmas are safe
>>2882373She gets posted on /vg/ somewhat frequently
>>2882365Who said anything about Fuji?
>>2882378Well they're brownoids so that checks out.
>>2882373I'd like her if she was smaller and a mesugaki
>>2882313>>2882323>>2882332>>2882377I'm seeing a trend here and it's not the costume
I'm scared of women
>>2882387C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>2882373She had an abysmal kit with some of the worst skills in the game at launch.
>>2882373It's a bit weird maybe it's because her career is so standard and only really gets content with Brian so she is over looked. Maybe they'll add more horses she raced against like oguri roman
>>2882390Brown bitches wearing white is so fucking hot
>>2882390>Hungry VeilHungry for what?
>>2882398A life as your wife.
>there could be niggers here, he thought
>>2882398Five children at the least
>>2882390Is her wedding kit good?
How is it that anthropomorphized race horses won me over more than regular anime girls?What spell have I been put under that I want to wife the horse?
>>2882405Her unique looks very specific, but she comes with spurt + daring strike
>>2882411Kemonomimi girls are just better in general.
>>2882373You just can never predict who will be the one to explode with wife art.
>>2882405>Increase velocity and very slightly increase acceleration for a moderate duration when toward the back on a downhill just before late-race after passing another runner 3 times mid-race.She's specialized for the Shuka Sho, QEII and the Takarazuka Kinen.
Free Suzuka?>Yes>No
>>2882405Good potentials but stupid unique that only seems to work on certain medium tracks, it requires a downhill that's over 60% in to the race but it has to still be in mid-race. It also requires you to overtake 3 umas in mid-race but you can't be higher than 5th...
>>2882411I think the dash of irl drama makes their stories more compelling than yet anothet tropey anime character that perfectly fits into their story's narrative. Here girls fail and have unsatisfactory moments because that's life. And it feels refreshing.
>>2882419DON'T FREE HER SHE'S GONNA K
>>2882419
>>2882419DO IT
I just realized that none of my Pacers have Shrewd or GW. Am I fucked?
>>2882048Cheval GrandIndeed, I dont see the appeal.
>>2882443She's a big horse
>>2882438Meh, no biggie so long as they're well built
https://jiggie.fun/cMiHgzThe Jig is up!
>>2882453cheval is an average sized horse
>>2882472For uma
>480sGive me fans
>succubus drains a whole thread
>>2882478If fans were fat, my danchou would be crackers
>>2882475Palmer sounds like she'd try to kill herself 2 years after graduating if you don't marry her.
Hand = 4 inches.14.x where x can be 1-3, representing inches.Hands are measured at the withers.Anything smaller than 14.2h is considered to be a pony.Thoroughbreds tend to be 15h-17h.All Umas are a Thoroughbreds.
>>2882488Helios is to blame for this!She is bad influence on Palmser!
Are Nose, Head, Neck and Length hUMAn measures or regular horse measures?
>>2882493anon, helios is the sexually shy one, palmer is corrupting her, not the other way around
>>2882490That's kinda hotI don't like clingy girls but the idea turns me on
>>2882475https://files.catbox.moe/538o0e.mp4Palmer I am so sorry your torena is so dense
YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL UMA MUSUME ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT OGURI CAP AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER RUNNER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEATING ME. THEN YOU ADD SEIUN SKY TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN. SEE THE 3 WAY AT CHAMPION'S MEETING, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I, I GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BECAUSE SEIUN SKY KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!SO OGURI CAP, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT CHAMPION'S MEETING. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PER CENTS, I GOT 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT CHAMPION'S MEETING. SEE OGURI, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE LIBRA CUP.
>>2882498
AAAH ZUMA SEXO
>>2882498Palmer is a turbo virgin.
>>2882514Who isn't? Besides Curren.
>>2882496The ancient indoeuropean peoples spoke of sacred, quadruped beings, now considered to be purely mythological. They were said to be made of dreams and fueled by hope, as well as the metaphysical force driving Umamusume souls towards eternal glory in the racetrack. The only surviving record of their existence, other than oral tradition and myths, is racing distance measurements which were already codified in the earliest written sources, the tablets of Uma-Nasir.
>>2882516Rice.
Palmer does seem the most likely to kill herself if she isn't distracted from her own thoughts. No wonder she does well with the zuma.
I'm gonna have the biggest Donner goyslop cheat meal ever while I improve my wife and race with her on the CM, ready for the /v/ma night MATAFAKA post
>>2882499>>2882501I love Palmers story so much. It fills me with so much joy that the Palmer you graduate with actually has a footing in her own life, it's so cute. I wish I had better sparks so I could run her more often.
>>2882514You can he a turbo virgin and into a lot of shit.In fact, being into a lot of shit probably makes you more of a turbo virgin
Quick anon, favorite Gyaruma?
Wait, gold ship is a double crowner?
>>2882528I'm just going to get a sub from subway then get a big bag of chips and a Gatorade.
>>2882533Shinchi's and Palmers stories are probably better, but I like the dummy more
>>2882533Can't decide until I play through Helios' career.
>>2882540Never had Subway, they are a rare sight here. But I heard bad things about them from the States, not Arby's bad tho
>>2882533Jordan > Shichi > Palmer > Helios wei
>>2882537irl Golshi was fucking CRACKED.
>>2882533Gold City but that's because she's deceptively down to earth compared to the others who are more trend chasers.Isn't there another blonde gyaru that doesn't get mentioned much because she's a nu-ma?
>>2882556Espoir City?
>>2882556Yes, she is also named City, is a dirter and a failed Akikawa clone
>>2882537IRL Golshi was very athletically impressive but was a Shetland Pony in a Thoroughbreds' body. Don't ask about Golshi's offspring.
>>2882537Gold ship is a 6x G1 winner
>>28825627 actually
>>2882561Why do half of them keep exploding
>>2882537Goldshi was an amazing racehorse when he wasn't goofing around too hard, and despite his impressive record, when he was getting checked out by doctors after his retirement, they stated he was still at 95% of his health so he could have been even better if he'd actually pushed himself.
>>2882537Yeppers, he's a double classic crown holder and was among the best of his stacked generation. First horse to win the Takarazuka Kinen twice as well.
>>2882571One of them was a True White and should've died at birth.
>>2882561Tabaru seems to be doing alright though. Hopefully he doesn't get L'arcbroken.
>finally have a decent replacement nishino>whiffed head-on again and only 2 greens + focus for gw
>>2882580No warm-up race, he ain't winning at the least
What was the scenario and deck to make a DomHesitant deboofer? Should I try to fit stam too? Whites don't look like they do much
>Want to look up races this weekend >Forget looking at gambling adjacent sites is a big no on work network
>>2882588>implying nips will ever win L'ArcI just hope he can rack up some more wins before they retire him. Seeing him win the double Takarazuka like his dad was pretty kino.
>>2882592And posting on 4chins isn't?
>>2882600I believe in my hero, you know who seriously why was Admire Terra sent?
uma.moe shut down their affinity tool to keep me from knowing that the degree to which I'm being fucked is statistically impossible
>>2882607It's funny
Bros my supervisor just got pulled into his bosses office for browsing gambling sites and other forbidden sites, I think I'm finally in line for that promotion!
>>2882607Ritual sacrifice to appease the keiba gods, prease understando.
>>2882533BEEblos.
>>2882184>>2882200>>2882214>>2882256>>2882367Thank you for the recs, I'll give them all a listen for sure :D>>2882215I do that too but sometimes I enjoy listening to a long single piece of music
THE CM IS PUSHING ME INTO THE MINES AGAINI FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VEINSTP IS RUNNING FREE, I FEEL LIKE FLATLININGJUST LIKE THE DANCHO
CM IS ALMOST HERE, BUT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT TOO/V/MAAAAA NIGHT MATAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWATAYA:>TRAINAN>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>2882626>super-visor>saw you visiting gambling sitesKojima wrote ts
>>2882643>TRAINANJust finished with this>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRuvNw40WE0
>>2882643>TRAINANYeppers or Machan>EATANI have a bbq with uni frens>DRINKANAlcohol and energy drinks>FAPPANMachan has me by the balls, I get an erection every time I run her career. Best impulsive cheeky tenner dick pull ever>FEELANBetter than usual t b h
>want to do a run>realize i havent recovered 30 energy yet
Alright neighas, I'm at work on a slow day. I need to run what I think is my CM comp, no results will be posted only room codes so if anyone can post results I'd be thankful62548683
>>2882665>okay>taikiEw
>>2882659>bbq with uni frenssounds gigacomfy, enjoy, but be here to slay whales
>>2882661Had Rickey's reign ended in early August, her achievements would have been immortal. Had it ended in mid August, she would still have been a great queen but flawed. But it ended in late August. Alas, what can one say?
>>2882643>TRAINANGonna make a Taishin for one of the slutty summer races>PLAYANNot sure what I want to play right now>FEELANI can't wait to lose another mile CM. AGAIN
>>2882665Result
>>28826652887094128870941
>>2882665>/vm/a is okayI knew you bwos would come around
>>28826792235133122351331
>>2882687Would Rice really lie like this?
>>2882679a fine win
>>2882687Blind Shower...
>>2882700>it's not not okay>therefore it's okay
>>2882667You're right, it should be "perfect."
>>2882643>>TRAINANStill backliner loopan, thank god I'm finally at grandparent stage, but I kinda want to make front parents now and I know it's gonna be torture without half-TP. >>PLAYANMorrowind>>WATCHANPing Pong, since neighers here kept shilling it. I don't usually like sportslop but this is indeed certified kino.>>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIj0eyhIajkStill bummed out 'bout this majestic negro's passing yesterday.>>FEELANPretty good cause it'd been so long ever since I'd gotten a good night's sleep. Also bad because I slept for 12 hours and I'm afraid of getting promoted.
>>2882590>What was the scenario and deck to make a DomHesitant deboofer? Should I try to fit stam too? Whites don't look like they do muchLate reply (i was at work) but here you go. Stamina debuffs are nice too, do it in NUnity
>>28826938554238085542380
>>2882704PINGPONGBROS GOT ANOTHER ONE
>>2882693very clumped pack lol
>Doing rando publics>Guy with the username of a clubmate who quit joins>exits shortly afterWHAT THE FUCK
>>28827073308269433082694
>>2882715
She lives in her HOUSE and drives to school in her CAR while listening to CASSETTE TAPES YOU SICK FUCK
>>2882665I thought we hated doxxing here
>>2882707Here be the results! Its lookin quite good!
>>28827176405315964053159
>>2882724> .. ..YOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>>2882724>0.1% name visibleYOUR ACCOUNT IS MINE
>only 3 torenas in the jiggieIt's Dober...
>>2882715Is it the gut who runs Haru all the time? It's a common name.
How viable is 3 lates this CM
>>28827255753088257530882
>>2882725Results. Thank you for hosting!
>>2882712I'm still on ep. 5 but Smile is literally me.
>Clocked out of work right in timeMY RIVALS, how do we feel today?
>>28827391210430512104305Also I just realized I'm running a mare team, quite fitting for the oka sho I guess
>>2882643looping for a medium rudolf gpfucking around with stalker anomaly since i recently fixed a crashing issue that plagued me for months since i run some years old frankenstein monster mod setupi made some mushroom burritos since i had a good one at a restaurant and wanted to remake it, it's pretty goodfeeling confident about the cm for no particular reason
>>2882745
>>2882738Not the best comp not the worst, so long as they're well build they'll do great
>>2882739damn bratty backliner!!
>umas on the room diedGod damn
>>2882755TENSAI MAHOU SHOUJOU
>>2882745I am fucking READY to dine on whiggers
>>28827478824263188242631
>>2882747HUSS HUSS, lets fucking GO
>>28827643249909932499099
>>2882750Based Stalkerbro I need to get back on that. Also, those mushroom burritos sound grand, do you have a recipe or something? they sound good for my diet
>>2882643>TRAINANDoes LOOPAN parents count as training?>PLAYANIsaac.>WATCHANYugioh Worlds VODs since the actual event is live at an awful time for burgerbros.>LISTENANhttps://youtu.be/ypRi2_6pQ4Q?si=slJ2K_uq1_q6Mjf6>READANI don't do that.>EATANSlop>DRINKANEarl Grey Tea>FAPPAN...>FEELANA bit under the weather. I got the summer flu the other day.
>>2882764lucky nimble nav proc lets nishino take first
>>2882643>>FAPPAN>want to jerk it to umas>see Machan>think about her career>get too sad to jerk offIt is over. I am truly doomed
>>2882745ENTER
>>28827704363278243632782
>>2882770So this is the face's terrifying true form....
>just had an idea for a uma i could use in this CMwelp, think i might just delay my round 1 entry for a bit...
>>2882788And what's that anon-kun?
>>28827808098051680980516
>>2882463Still going with plenty to do.Advertising because I have to step away for a bit.
>>2882798You know? Maybe ill join, still an hour to go
>>2882643>TRAINANNishino, trying to make a better one because mine hasn't won any publics yet, I bombed 3 Turf S+Mile S runs in 3 days>PLAYANWizardry 8, sitting in a store rn mixing potions while waiting for CM to start>WATCHANAt home with my folks for a few weeks, following a rigorous diet of police procedurals about Fr*nch people killing each other>FEELANA bit grumpy about CM, I feel like I haven't got aces proportional to the amount of work I put on and nice shiny new cards I rolled on
I still think this is one of the scariest /v/ma pics ever
>>2882706Thank you!
>>2882643>TRAINANtrying to build a pace Solshi but inspos haven't been hitting>PLAYANuma, EU5>LISTENANfriday night faggoty r/a/dio>READANstill slowly working on Aristotle's Politics>DRINKANmountain tea>FEELANgetting a bit despondent about training 0% speed umas and the RNG fest of GL
I'm too stupid to articulate what I wanted to ask in just words so I tried the trusty paint technique. Any loopers have advice? I guess in short I'm stuck on 'Do I lower my odds of passing down important sparks if I sacrifice a few to introduce new sparks?'
WINDY NO
>still no acesAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>2882824At some point you have to stop looping
>>2882771no real recipe i just kind of did shit that seemed like it would be goodhit some brown mushrooms in a food processor until they're chopped really fine and cook them in some oil until all the juice comes outadd onion + garlic powder, cumin, oregano, and a little bit of cinnamon. you could be fancy and actually saute some onions and garlic but 1. i personally think getting onion and garlic right with mushrooms is a huge pain in the ass so i didn't do that and 2. i am basically making a sauce here and i want it to be more smoothadd a good bit of hot sauce (i made some of my own that's fairly hot, dunno how well something milder like cholula would work) and one of those small cans of tomato sauce and let it simmer for a bitadd a can of black beans and let it cook until the beans are done, spoon some over rice and wrap in a burrito
>>2882826I just started another.....
>>2882794Bunch of shit all at once8149442281494422
Yeah I'm skipping this CM, I know I will lose and end up in Group B anyway, I don't need to actually experience the humiliationI should have trained Kawaii Curren instead of Falcock but now it's too late
>>2882826it's called looping because you don't stop
>>2882816You have a 10% higher chance to pass on the spark, so like 2% for a white skill and 4% for a gold, for every parent and grandparent who has the corresponding white spark, so if you start cutting said sparks from your lineage on one side to start to breed in new stuff, you do lower the odds of passing them on. Your diagram was unhelpful and confusing, so I hope this answered the question.
>>2882816You focus on the important high priority sparks first after that my way to handle it if i get two new sparks i'm fine with losing one old spark.
>>2882821KOREABROS LOOK AWAY
>>28828297778815077788150
>>2882807Why is Rice always up to some bullshit man
>>2882794Had to step away for a sec, here are the results! Soulful team btw
>>2882827Aye that sounds fucking delicious mate, thanks, I'll save it for the future
>>28828387534161675341616
>>2882840Because she is a VILLAIN, a terrifying VILLAIN
>>2882643>TRAINANDepends on how well it goes in an hour. If well, parents for the next CM>PLAYANIf I feel up for it there's a locals netplay for tekken.Else probably nothing and working on model kits or futile last minute ace fixes>LISTNANHorn concertos that I did in high school 10 years ago wishing I tried a bit harder >EATANLeftover home made neapolitan pizza from last night from a family dinner. >DRINKANWater>FEELANMildly burned out and unmotivated from projects I don't want to be working on from uma to work to models
>Made it to the thread just in timeAw yeah, its all coming together. Lets fucking give em hell
>>2882850At ease sailor, we got 40 minutes to go
PREDICT YOUR WINRATE NOW
>>288285685% minimum
>>2882048I have no interest in her beyond her massive tits
>>28828561%.
>>28828563-2 0-5 0-5 0-5 into grand finals and plat
>>2882837Why are koreans like this anyways? I never had sex, I rarely talk to women, I never dated anyone, where did I diverge from such people?
>>288285650%Either I win or I don't
>>288285620% but I'll make it to A.
>>2882856Anything below 90 will be a failure.
>>28828471742029817420298
>>2882856A good 88% or so. I will not fail
>>2882850>posting the trannylator version
>>2882856A plat and over 80%. This is written in stone.
>>2882874Would seiun really say this?
>>2882869I want to be like this (the post, not Bourbon)
>>2882881>He doesn't want a superior steel bodyUfufuf
>>28828726891833468918334
>>2882856I will be shocked if I get a report card below 85%
>>2882832NTA but I think his question was 'is it worth it to go for more good skills but fewer stars?' and tbdesu I'm not smart enough to say. I'm not sure how much exactly do the loop parents whites' star level affect the chances of said spark being generated in the inheritor. I usually just go for quantity over quality and gamble on getting aaall of the skills in one lucky run rather than gradually adding skills to the loop, one by one.
>>2882863Don't look at me, I've already accepted that I'm an unlovable, undesirable chud.
>>2882883I'd rather have confidence and the ability to back it up
>>2882856Like 60% or so.
>>2882856my normal 60ish% even though i think i made pretty strong horses, there are some real scary trainers out there this time
>>28828728203893382038933
>>2882856My public WR was really fuckin good so I think I can push to high 80s or low 90s.
Feeling like throwing up another last minute room, come destroy my umas:995139119951391199513911
Runs have been so bad today it got me to make a last minute rickertWant to do literally anything else but play this fucking game right now.
>>2882903I KNEEL WIND GIRL
>>2882899This gosh darn bird....https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=9-e1can11oejcJJRRE_03nweNext room:753276257532762575327625
>>2882904Qt ricki bricki
Would you read this.
>>2882904HOLY FUCKIN CUTE!!!!!
Have you considered Open?
>>2882913I'm not a woman so I don't read fanfiction
>>2882913I would block and mute the author
gg Jiggers
>>2882904Your tribute has been accepted, good runs and good qi is coming to you friend.
>>2882888The quality of the white spark has no effect on the chance of them passing on, outside of the odds of hitting the inspo to get the skill
>>2882904Look at the joy In her smile
>>2882919that would be admitting defeat before the race even startsi may be a third-rate but i am not a coward
>>2882856About 55~65% probably?My team is seemingly strong enough to at least sorta put up a fight against /v/ma's finest, so I don't think I'll have much trouble reaching A Finals
>>2882908Shooting star just feels so strong this CMhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=zhnWYlRFcw4BHq-SO0-jCi2zNext room:288632162886321628863216
>>2882643>TRAINANTrying to improve the wife last minute>PLAYANI switch between Isaac, Uma, Sekiro bosses and more shit I have installed but never finish>WATCHANSome footy>LISTENANProbably some synthwave later>READANNothing atm>EATANDonner goyslop, God I feel like such a fat shit>DRINKANSports drink>FAPPANUmawife later probably>FEELANMeh, I know I will lose so I feel nothing
>>2882478Rooma time.
>>2882923gg wasn't sure if we would make it there for a sec
>>2882936YOU ARE LATE
>>2882933i feel like base spe is underrated in general, her ult is fucking stupid and i think it gets one more buff in the future
>>2882933I need to make a new Machan but training her has been an utter nightmare. Nishino is the only one capable of winning on my shit team
>build a shitty Suzuka>get matched with two other runaways>they both spot struggle and die>my own runaway Suzuka winsMaybe being a shitter is not a bad thing..
>>2882913this is rulership's story in the game as I understand so yes I will read it when I play her career
>>2882643>TRAINANFan runs for the club>PLAYANOOMA MOOSOMAY>WATCHANWas watching a documentary about birds before it became CM time>LISTENANDolly >READANThis thread>EATANSome chips and other snacks>DRINKANGot a coke, time to get comfy >FAPPANRickey again (past 5 days)>FEELANI will feast on so much blubber tonight
>>2882931You'll come around in time, it's no shame to go to Open in JP
>>28828952 rooms, have to see which Nishino jobs the least9280470468792632
>>2882933I probably should remake Grass since she's pretty easy to build this CMhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=XTzXo5yH9tzLcC9A6K9hcspSNext race:471973574719735747197357
not too bad!
>>2882961Cannot join the second one my man.
Wow Grass Wonder is so popular, everyone's using her, surely it's because she's a strong uma with nice stat growths
>>2882956>it's no shame to go to Open in JPAre all JP dacchis pussies or just you?
>open league shaming;_;
>>2882961As expected, I have absolutely no chance and I'm nowhere close to trainers here
>>28829617404128726374306
>>2882976I think you'll be pleasantly surprised come group A round 2
When will the debuffslop dark age end?
*rapes your win rate*
>>2882969They mindbroke millions...
>>2882982If they made a proper scenario we would be using three aces instead of being forced to debuffslop
>>2882982When CyJews prevents Golshi's ult from triggering debuffs or outright bans dominator
>>2882956
>15 minutesFUCK YEAH made it home at the perfect time.TO YOUR POSTS MEN
>>2882962King paced down just to hit her accels it looked like lmao, was malding for a sechttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=PramLDEJdmycFwObzLSWmOXgNext room:796185417961854179618541
>>2882984can she just rape me instead? i need the carats, man...
Im so hyped for this CM.
>>2882970When you're finally buck broken by whales as time goes on it'll make sense
Its been a while since ive joined roomas or joined the pequod, I am excited for today.
Prairie Meadows Race 1. Quarterhorses. Pick your winner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ3Z4vQihsA
10 more minutes until we rape the shitters
>>2883004Purdy Baby, duh
>>28829806977574269775742
>>2883006p-please be gentle..
>>2883004Why would he steal a badger? Is he stupid?
>>2882996I'd be more hyped if I wasn't still scrambling at the last minute, but overall I'm looking forward to it
>>2883004LETS GO DELUXE DIVA
>>2882926I see. I had that suspicion but I couldn't check due to waging. Thanks!
>>2882856My win rate is usually below 30%
>>2882981I am still trying for improvements, but I'd like to be closer to you guys man :(
>>2883004This is the second time we see tornado Jane i believe.
>>2883004Misread it but lets go Quick as a twink
>>2883004LIL QUICK AS A WANK
>>2883020I think ill host a feedback room after the CM day. You're free to join if youd like.
>>28830085543144855431448
>>2883004american jockey names are really funny to me8 mexicans and a redneck named like braxler krepp every time
>>2882992BL:OCKED BY THE FAT FUCKING FALCONhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=cLiamdcbs7NHiUwSZ6E7M1y_Next race:782405517824055178240551
>>2882969Grass certainly has some nice growths
Armpit
I was inheriting Spe's unique the last 3 CMs before everybody caught on that it was good
>>2883004MY PURDY BABY
>>2883032prpr
>>2883031Yeah her AS-
LETS FUCKING GO I WANNQ RACE
5 more minutes
am i overdoing it?
I am going to smoke these faggots
>>2883044Not really, the faster you cap speed the more you can fill in other stats
Pride cometh before the fall trainer.Confess your sins, so you may fight with a clear heart.
>>2883044Get to 1200 speed or close then start training wit and your other stats before training speed again in senior summer
>>2883048I cum to sex desire daily
>>2883030THE BERB!!!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=SiwxJlD_fnrIDBPauhK1Z4m9LAST RACE BEFORE THE CM:171751411717514117175141
>>2883004I've my hopes on A Lil' Quick Wank
>>2883048My account got deleted by request a few days ago and I'm still here.
>>2883048I didn't build my favorite uma as strong as I should have this CM.I spent the TP on parent loops so I can make her better in future CMs instead.
>>2883054On a one on one front fight always bet on THE BIRD
>>2883056Its okay clubmate, you're still my brother and we enjoy your contributions.
Machan should've been on that bag instead of goldshit. It's not fair bros.
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SPRINTER
Please take your hats off for the US national anthem onegaishimasu
>>2883048i wanted to make grass as an ace after using her as a debuffer last cm but i ran out of time before i got mile s on heri have let her down
>>2883057You have altered the natural flow of the worldNow we will all perish
>>2883048I didn't prep shit for this CM. I've been quiet quitting since Xog dropped because I despise races shorter than medium, and every single medium+ length race ever since she dropped has been xogslop, so I haven't really tryharded in months save for DahbyKINO
I'll run the Nishino with groundwork and whatever happens happens
LETS FUCKING GO
>>2883032
GO NOW
>>2883054GOOD OMEN FOR THE GREAT RAPENING, FUCK 'EM UP NEIGHAS!!https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=gUToLxmnbKykc6yZkHmaw0A3
>>2883068Losing to nothing but double dom xoguri basically ruined any joy I had.
It's pose time.
>>2883048I spent 5 of 7 of the last TP days playan Age of Wonders 4
that's 2 from the free pulls nowCygames is trying to keep me on JP beyond just doing Pandora's career
Time for a fierce battle! Good luck everyone!
RAPE AND KILL WHALEOIDS LETS GO
ITS SHITTER HOURS GO IN
Anyone seeing clankers?
stop matching. i dont want to see any of you in my lobbies and beating me
Well that was ridiculously easy.
>>2883087>UF>UF2>UF3No, I'm only seeing actual players and they all scare me.
>>2883004>>2883021And #1 Tornado Jane takes the win!
Seeing non clanked SS umas is crazy
Wooooo my first win goes to Pearlie
That's one down
What's with the dozens of air grooves?
>>2883087Only this one so far
>>2883078I'm content with reaching group A finals and winning B finals whenever I don't make it, but everytime I see the xogg+2 dom comps a part of my soul dies. I can't even bear to watch the races, even when I do win against them.
>this level of competitonRound 1 keeps getting weaker
Global cannot play this game
>>2883098I will once again point out that I won Virgo play with an SS+ non xogger Uma
>just matched with a guy whose umas were all made in the last week or so in Unity with 6 Wit cardsWtf
It's just End XOgs everywhere
I matched with someone from oy neigh
>Two wins alreadyTime to retire!
>Captured to the right is Biwa Hayahide in 9th place
If a room has 6 debuffers in it every trainer should lose and every uma in the room should be deleted
This might be the weakest round 1 ive ever seen. Even the UF ones are weak as hell.
Race 2. Pick your winner! SCR = Scratched = No longer in the race for whatever reason.
There are so many soulless debuffers
>beat someone from tamaWUVSorry dude.
>>2883119Anon...
>>2883119STAY IN THE SHORE ANON, WAIT FOR CALMER WATERS
let's see if this works...
>>2883128Oh the guys that advertised here once? Rumao, RIP
>>2883127I will not buy red skills but I will be buying keen eye on everyone.
My Machan consistently gets second if she's the only front in the room. Solo front is not viable no matter what they say. Which means back to the wall for a two more days of banging my head against it.
>>2883117Was it me...
So far it's a mix of metaslave UF monsters and independent learners.
Easiest Group A I've gotten in a while, auto has broken global
Very spooky
and I'm in
>Podium a End XOguri double debufferEAT SHIT EAT SHIT EAT SHIT EAT SHIT EAT SHIT
>this many pace xoggersWhy? Building her correctly isnt that hard
>>2883137It was against a guy with a Pace Machan
I love her so much, bros
>>2883145I've never built an end and I don't have CB
This is going a bit too well.
>>2883145Saw a pace Oguri with 350 stam and BOFA and Gourmand as her only recoveries lmao.
>using Grass as a debufferYou're gigantic faggots all of you.
>stress GL runs for literal weeks on end going through what felt like torture woth the ruby card and being shackled by borrows>In the end submit Taishin and Oguri both with 1400spd since those were the only ones that hit mile S and had C.B and Ruby finish, and a grass debuffer because I literally didn't have time for a 3rd ace>Expect like 11-9>17-3, strongest day 1 I've had>Didn't even see clankers
1/20guess I uninstallbest uma I had
>check opponent's profile>damn...
This guy is a big time oshigamer I can tell
>>2883161>800 witI fucking warned you guys countless times. Nobody cares about 1200 power on Hanshin Racecourse.
I gotta redo Digitan and Pearl.
Anon that deleted his Xoguri on accident hereThrew my TT Nishino Flower in alongside Machan and Grass and made it to Graded Group A so its all goodIf I can't build another Xoguri in time for Round 2 is when things get bad
>>2883145Fuck you yes it is.
>>2883162>here is a list of reasons something something don't bully me with them
>>2883166oh i didnt read anything about this, haven't even been to the threads muchdont really care a lot about the game anymore so
>>2883161Why didn't you test her anon? This is why testing is important. You got a couple of dead skills and theres stuff that could've been improved.
>>2883161see ya later!
>>2883161CMs are getting harder don't beat yourself up over it
Thank god Grass is carrying this fraud of a team. My aces this CM fucking suck.
17-3Had the misfortune of facing exactly three non-shitters.
>>2882985/v/ma and Oy neigh, BFFs :)
>>2883172nah too lazy. I don't really care enough anymore>>2883173abaiyou>>2883175well I'm kinda bored of the game so this'll be my last postgoodbye gl
This is lowkirkunely kinda ez, not too tough but not too bad
>>2883161/v/ma danchou....
>>2883179Thanks for the fans
Found some
>>2883186I am convinced so many neighas straight up just vibe train
>>2883166>>2883172>Oshi racing>tried his hardest any ways>just proving it means jackshit
I HATE DAIICHI RUBY! BIGGEST GASLIGHT I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED IN THIS GAME!
>everything is going better than expectedWhat an odd feeling
I'm in the soup!
Hate the fucking club chat filter, I’m not bothering with GL since I’m not hitting the speed cap in it regardless .
Frontbroken don't look
Where the FUCK are the backliners? You guys said the actual CM will have 0 fronts and I'll enjoy my free uncontested wins
BRUH I FORGOT HOW ANNOYING MOOD IS
Who taught this trainer?
A man after my own heart.>he had the better Brian>but mine won
GIRLSGET OUT OF GUTS TRAININGGIIIIIIRLLLLS
The photographers at the track are really good at their job. I don't think I could ever get tired of this view...
Alright, decent
>>2883189>oshi gaming>taiki
Day 1 podium redeemed
>>2883203Not rolling for Inari is one of my biggest torena regrets
>>2883198
I havent been to group A in fucking MONTHS dude
>>2882533Helios then Tojo
>>2883189>tried his hardestpressing the career and hoping you get a good uma is not "trying your hardest". you're just pulling a slot machine.
>>2883206OG Taiki isn't even good
>>2883210Is 405 stam even enough for sprints with 1700 spd?
>>2883210DAMN DANIEL!
>>2882533Gold City
>CB and Kita will be MIA for the entire career every time>Maruzen will always finish her chain in junior year thoughwhy are they like this
>>2883216HELL NO, specially not as pace
>>2882533Does Pandora count? If so then her by a mile
it seems that you can still spend carats on refills and make a profit even on parent runs
>>2883210Danny boy...I like your speed sparks but this isn't a sprint!
>>2883210Could have been a great sprinter
Oh, I got one.
>>2883192>2-3 on the first ticket>start getting worried>16-4 for the day>much betterI think my Vodka was too strong for those first couple of rooms, she was way too far forward to hit any accels while my paces just couldn't clinch it. Happy to see Brian picking up some wins, would have done better with her if not for Vodka and Fuji teamkilling but I'm very content with all 3 of them having absurd podium rates
>5-0>5-0>5-0>0-5What does this mean
>>2883231its day 1 and none of the wins or losses matter, only part 2 doeskek
I may be going to group B, but at least I got this!
>>2883223please post this is /v/ma club chat
>>2883126#4 Broken Arrow pushes past and takes the win!
>Matched against @VF faggot>winLol
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Day 1 is LITERALLY the comfiest shit ever
>Started skipping races on my last run of the day so I could go read the thread>5-0>End up going back to watch the replays of all 5 races anywaysCan't complain
The ONLY uma that worries me is end Tamamo. The few end Xoggers I saw were all terrible, but the Tamas I saw did make me sweat a bit
>>2883223Old news
No clankers this time around, was dirt really THIS hated?
Today was so fucking comfy
Only finished 10 races so far but zero XOgs sighted. Many tickets, bamboos, a random Chiyono and Sweepy around. Day 1 is soulful
>>2883215There were also people who didn't get the memo using Bakushin in the most recent sprintslop.
>>2883251Most of the de*uffers I'm seeing are clankers.
Frauded my way into group A again
Forgot to post, Im pretty sure later ill be humbled. But its p ez so far
>double debuffer xogger/finemo/doberwow man congrats you won the game
>>2883247I'm fighting for my life here. Round 1 has never been more brutal for me.
>>2883262good job fellow frontGOD
Oh shit niggy
>>2883265What are you running or running into?
Race 3, super sprint. Pick your winner!
>>2883275WHAT WAS HE THINKING
>>2883277MS CHIEVIOUS
>Only races i lost were due to bad moodNIGGER MECHANIC I HATE IT
>>2883276NTA but I've faced multiple mid UF teams by people I recognize from pubs.
8/13, group B is going to be very amusing for once
>>2883254Looking at my win rate, I'm starting to think I should have done End Tama instead of Late. Oh well.
>>2883275but people told me the level of competition on global server was only low because the last cm was dirtslop...
>>2882294Slow HorsesDark12 MonkeysGothamRan
>>2883275Free carats idc
>>2883284Taishin bros...our potential...
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING REPORT CARD
>>2883255Personally, I used Bakushin in the last sprint CM and she pulled her weight just fineHer unique really came in clutch a few times on the final straight
I hope my ghost is out there fucking RAPING everyone
Why do Fronts sometimes not Spot Struggle?And yes my Suzu is a normal Front not a Runaway
Wait what, I matched with the same dude TWICE in a row
>>2883295I was despairing a bit but then I looked on Hakuraku and one of the top front/front/debuffers is using a booster Maru with a 3% wr to propel his chococlanker so I'm going to make one of those. I need a second front but she CAN NOT beat Machan
>two runaways>my Suzuka still winsHuh, so that can happen
>>2883303Non even number of fronts
>>2883303Spot Struggle is a one on one thing, you can't have a three-way struggle.
>>2883306Time your mid race to widen the lead but not keep it.
>>2883307A shitty Suzuka made by someone who has no idea what they're doing is more dangerous to my front team than a UF4 end xogger. Good thing my fronts overtake them, even if there were a couple of close calls
I take back everything mean I ever said about Rupert.
>>2883295Did like 2 or 3 runs max on each character and whatever aces came out of those is what I'm using. They're good enough to make it to A Finals, so I'm pretty happy with that.. Now I need to go back to my FFXIV grinding
>90% WRFEELS GOOD TO BE THE STRONGEST
>>2883309>>2883308Are you sure? I think all 3 of them got SS sometimes even if there wasn't a fourth Front.
>>2883310Bold of you to assume I know the game mechanics well enough to do that.
>>2883314Where's the one where umas are getting attacked in the back?
>Champions Meeting: Libra Cup has begun!I'm not ready, fuck you.
>>2883295Probably garbage by /v/ma standards, but it's an above-average winrate for me so I'm happy with it
>>2883317>go to hakuraku>skill analysis>pic up the skills that dont proc laterSimple
LATE CHADS RISE UP
I will eat fine motion's ass like a starving African child after this performance she is dropping
>>2883309>>2883308>>2883316Yep all 3 got SS this time even though there were no other Fronts
>>288332070% is good. I'm beyond satisfied if I end the CM at 70.
>>2883322Genius. Thanks friend.
SOUL
>>2883327Huh, weird. Might be a distance thing?
>>2883325Some things you shouldn't say out loud.
>>2883295The kind of performance we've gotten used to at this point
>>2883327Huh, maybe I don't know how to play fronts despite being a frontfag. Never seen my triple front comps get a three-way spot struggle.
>>2883335NO I AM PROUD ABOUT IT
This multi-race analysis thing that anons showed me the other day is super useful for CM day too, damn.>Pearl did nothing and Nishino won, while the pub rooms were the oppositekek I've been trying to remake Flower instead of her. I think she's too much of a stamlet even with standard distance
>Destroying UFAGGOTS but got Annihilated by a random ug1 shitterI love miles
>>2883333In the first pic 3rd and 1st are SS but the 2nd isn't so I don't think it's distance related
>>2883251I stole your bots
>when Second Wind hits just right
>>2883313I'm giving myself these five remaining borrows today to try to improve my other two aces myself.>spoiler>tfw working on a passive war anima weapon, getting last jobs to 100, and slowly picking at OC and the dt relics (demiatma hell)Thank god like 85% of uma stuff now is passive grinding. I'd cry otherwise.
My team looks like sonic heroes
>>2883295Bad for round 1.
>>2883277and #1 RR Jess a Legacy wins the race! Going to stop for now and play vidya, there's 6 G1s tomorrow. Have a nice day yall and gl on your CMs.
>>2883359Thanks anon
>>2883295It's ok
>>2883344Rank is still rank, UF is likely to be garbage skill bloated or max speed but lacking in wit or other stats. UG1 is very lean and missing a few luxury skills but has everything else.
>>2883295the rumors of Fronts demise are greatly exaggerated
pearl looks kind of weird in these>>288329530% nishino 25% grass 25% pearlpretty sure that's my highest day 1 winrate yet
>>2883295Gonna try to train a better flower but overall proud of my girls
Overall a 70% win rate. Need to work on Ticket but happy with the others.
Lol this CM is fun, im seeing so much build diversity
>Hakuraku says: fronts are the fucking worst>Fronts everywhere>Frontfags have the highest win rateFELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD
>>2882294Romance of the Three Kingdoms (1994-95)
>>2883380ALWAYS BET ON FRONTGODS BABY
>>2883380Same experience here. Fronts are the only real threats. Sure a pace or late sneaks a win but fronts will consistently win with underpowered aces
>>2883380>he DOUBTED
>>2883380our frontfags are just too autistic. i'm raping every public front on my queue since they don't have the exodia setup of Groundwork DD PP Firm Resolve Racing Mood bullshit
>>2883380Hakuraku is literally pic related I've been saying it for ages.
>>2883380Frontbros are just insanely autistic
>>2883370Pearl looks cute always.
>>2883380How much of it is a seiun carry job though?
>>2883380How can the data we collected from shitters in public lobbies be wrong???
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BB-B-B-BB-B-B-BUT WE AREN'T META THIS TIME I SWEAR FRONTS HAVEN'T BEEN META FOR 4 CMS ISN'T IT CRAZY THAT FRONTS HAVEN'T BEEN META FOR 9 CMS?
>>2883295Not looking good, but they're doing their best and made it to group A.
>>2883404backliners are shitters and the style that actually takes thought to build wins, news at 11
ALRIGHT ANONTell me how you feel about this CM, do you feel like it was easier or harder than usual? What are your thoughts?
>>2883410For a round 1 I was very surprised at the level of competition, yet at the same time. I was shocked that i was seeing SS and SS+ umas in graded.I think GL has made the good player and bad player divide even wider.
>>2883410Way harder because of that bitch I hate Ruby
>>2883295Cant improve taiki much more, she gets a lot of seconds and thirds though>>2883406Ends with surge are doing pretty well from my rounds
>>2883410i want to die. im the worst trainer in my club
>>2883404And don't you think it's weird that Oy Neigh lost 6 million fans in the Hokkocaust? I mean 7 million fans, just gone like that. It's a real tragedy that they've been deprived 8 million fans. I also find it weird that this tragedy was named after Hokko despite her not even being trainable yet, during Rickey's reign.
>>>/vg/579134070Falkeks....
>>2883410Taiki didn't win a single race for me... I think American uma sucks
>>2883410Faced a fair amount of final A level opponents so my experience may be a little skewed. Seems harder and I'm debating if I should make a debuffer
>>2883410I am satisfied, this was a food appetizer. The real fight begins in two days
>>2883410feeling pretty good, i've only lost to xog nonsense and a really strong front teamgood chance i pick up another plat assuming at least one of my umas hits her positional accels
There's more PearlGODs than I expected
>>2883421>>2883154Show me your 100% WR team with curren "bwo"
>>2883410MILES MAKE ME SWEAT
>>2883432>debuffer
>>2883154>Bourbon gets the favorite carrot >Falco gets nothingFalkeks......
>>2883410Was aight, 75% WR with some mood diff loses
>>2883438Falco not getting the carrot is LUDOKINO
>>2883410I can't say because I haven't done my races yet and can't for a few more hours.I'm not looking forward to feeling like all my work was wasted. I think I'll get to round 2 A barely.
ITS SHITTER HOURS GET IN
Fuck it good enough
>>2883430i think she's going to be an absolute terror in the sprint cm, her bootleg pulse + inherited pulse is silly as hell when they both fire and it should happen way more often in the sprint
>>2883442Falco's the only girl that'll never get to marry her trainer. Isn't it sad?
You....you're not a UFlet are ya?
That shitter? Me.Queue now for your free wins.
I think I'd be better off just replacing FineMo with a debuffer.
I haven't been in Group A since a whilei'll take it desuwa
>>2883454>aislop
>>2883457H O W A OWA
>>2883457MejiroGOD...
>>2883450Falco will finally start dating her trainer, but everyone else will be on their 2nd or 3rd kid by then
>>2883457The Mejiro clan smiles
>>2883454Nope! I've auto'd UDs on JP!
Gimme an uma
>>2883469Kris.
>>2883469Fine Motion
>>2883469Yayoi Akikawa
>>2883469Seconding Kris
>>2883481>>2883481>>2883481Kris bread, lets go!
>>2883477>>>/x/
>>288329515/20 overall, sadly couldnt get vodka a winDober is kind of underperforming, or maybe Fuji is just doing way too wellhttps://files.catbox.moe/nytluv.jpg
>>2883380>>Hakuraku says: fronts are the fucking worstIt literally does not. Front + End + Debuffer has one of the highest team win rates on haku right now at 56%. I kept trying to remind you fags that fronts are dead but you wanted to huff your copium
>>2883511>Front + End + Debuffer has one of the highest team win rates on haku right now at 56%.>look inside>all hogs with >50% wr except one where the Seiun is ALMOST at 30%yeah fronts are crazy man lmao
>>2882414she was actually the OG secondarybait fanart-wise back in 2016
